Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
Speaker 1: podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3: You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2: And now join my Bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan
Speaker 2: the Graphics.
Speaker 1: Got I have friends.
Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1: All right, so everybody's here and Bad Larry. Did you
Speaker 1: get hold of Bad Larry? Marvin?
Speaker 4: No again?
Speaker 3: Okay, having surgery again?
Speaker 1: No? No, okay, Now this is supposed to be be
Speaker 1: nice to Larry day because we weren't nice to Larry
Speaker 1: last week. And I heard from a lot of people
Speaker 1: that we were really, really really mean to Larry. So
Speaker 1: we'll give him a little bit of time before we
Speaker 1: bring him in. Ray, could you help us with Bad Larry.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll try to track him down right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so uh raise, it's nice here.
Speaker 3: There's no like a static from the phone.
Speaker 1: No, no, it sounds good Win Chris Regatta, but bad Larry.
Speaker 1: I want to make sure. No, I'm serious. We gotta
Speaker 1: be respectful and nicer to Larry. No, yes, you really
Speaker 1: have to.
Speaker 3: I do not easier to talk about him on the
Speaker 3: phone than.
Speaker 1: Like, Okay, I never met him, never met him. You've
Speaker 1: never met no, thank god, not in person. Okay. I
Speaker 1: came here to look you sand baggot.
Speaker 3: Bit Wow, you do actually not met?
Speaker 1: Well, we met when I thought we met. I never
Speaker 1: remember anything, Larry, my part of cornwall. No, I don't
Speaker 1: remember that, Larry, sit down, sit down, gotta get get
Speaker 1: in front of that's Marvin right there. Okay, okay, all right, Larry,
Speaker 1: all right. I texted Ry the other day talking to
Speaker 1: your microphone. Marvin pulled the microphone up, Larry. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: we're good, guys, Okay, we are.
Speaker 6: I texted Ray the other day. I said, you know,
Speaker 6: driving a main lot of moving parts. I'll see if
Speaker 6: I can make it. I'll let you guys know right
Speaker 6: now there's a moving car part in the passenger seat.
Speaker 7: Not real happy.
Speaker 1: Your wife's outside in the car in the car is
Speaker 1: your is your what you call it?
Speaker 7: Sister sister law?
Speaker 6: She has she has her family coming.
Speaker 1: Okay, so so bad. Larry is here foot off of me. Okay, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: we're gonna be nice to Larry these guys. Okay, were
Speaker 1: you bothered by how mean we were last you swear
Speaker 1: I couldn't care less? Okay, honestly, you gotta talk into
Speaker 1: the microphone. I'm gonna throw you here. We're doing a podcast. Okay,
Speaker 1: do you promise you swear that you were not offended
Speaker 1: by this? Okay?
Speaker 6: If I was a fan, I wouldn't be here. I
Speaker 6: want to look Shay right in the eye. Fucker who
Speaker 6: voted against me?
Speaker 7: Okay, Okay, Dylan, I know, go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 1: Okay, because I did hear from some people said that
Speaker 1: we were really, really mean to you.
Speaker 7: Oh okay, Okay, Well my boys at home loved it.
Speaker 1: Okay, awesome, awesome, So let's vote again. Do we want
Speaker 1: to keep Larry on the podcast? Here? Shay? Fine?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 1: Wow, it's kind of talk tough. When Larry wasn't here. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, what are what are the other options? That's
Speaker 1: the question. Sammy P Is pretty busy.
Speaker 2: He was great.
Speaker 1: I like Sammy P was very sharp.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how did he do?
Speaker 7: I think he went?
Speaker 1: Yeah, something like college. So Larry is pulling ahead now,
Speaker 1: like you're up. You won two units last week. You're
Speaker 1: up plus twenty, Shaye won three units. He's at plus fourteen.
Speaker 1: Dylan zero units one or loss last week, so you're
Speaker 1: at plus twelve.
Speaker 3: Bringing up the rear.
Speaker 7: Now tight race, no question about.
Speaker 1: It, all right. I got a couple of references there
Speaker 1: the rear. It's tight. Okay, No, no, we're not. Anything
Speaker 1: needs to be mentioned off of last week? The Chargers, Danny,
Speaker 1: how about him? What about him? They lost like a
Speaker 1: son of a bitch and I put money on him.
Speaker 1: Was unbelieved except for you were you? Did you have
Speaker 1: the chargers? Did you go against the agast Okay you didn't?
Speaker 7: And against some we again this week?
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure Dan the real travesty though.
Speaker 1: Ye talk about him? That was brutal. You know what's
Speaker 1: so bad is when this has happened to Dylan a
Speaker 1: couple of times, when you you're up big in a game,
Speaker 1: and then you'll hear from guys from the show saying, hey,
Speaker 1: you know, good job, congratulations you won that one, and
Speaker 1: then all he knows that he's going to lose.
Speaker 8: That marioush At this point, I'm so skidy about that.
Speaker 8: I don't even like to think the thought in my
Speaker 8: head that they might win, because I think that'll much
Speaker 8: the bet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I did. I was twenty eight zip and
Speaker 3: I was like, all right, that's easy money.
Speaker 1: I would think, so minus two and a half and
Speaker 1: you're up twenty eight to nothing. Yeah, against a third
Speaker 1: string quarterback from Western Kentucky.
Speaker 8: There has to be someone out there who just was like,
Speaker 8: fucking I'm putting one hundred bucks live on Western.
Speaker 3: Kentucky when they're down and made a nice chunk.
Speaker 1: Anything else that needs to be mentioned there with Youdil.
Speaker 3: Now just kind of a nothing.
Speaker 8: But I mean, honestly, I think it's the first time
Speaker 8: in like four weeks that I didn't lose units, So
Speaker 8: that's a small victory.
Speaker 1: What about you, bet, Larry, since you're starting to get
Speaker 1: a little separate, I mean you're just being.
Speaker 7: You want everyone just I plan on ding switch.
Speaker 3: I'm looking at again.
Speaker 6: Twenty three is the gold standard here, right, I think
Speaker 6: we're going for thirty three a couple of years ago.
Speaker 7: Twenty three. Yeah, I think thirty units is a good
Speaker 7: number to be up for a year, Larry.
Speaker 8: I'll bet you one hundred bucks that by the end
Speaker 8: of the season you're not up thirty.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's that's a it's a good bet. It's a
Speaker 7: hard number to get to. I agree with you, So
Speaker 7: take the bet, Larry, So what by the end of
Speaker 7: the regular season.
Speaker 3: A regular season.
Speaker 1: You're the one that just brought it up. So it's
Speaker 1: not like somebody brought up to you.
Speaker 7: That's what I'm shooting for.
Speaker 1: Okay, but you brought it up. Now, somebody just called
Speaker 1: you on it. Now, Yeah, it's a long what do
Speaker 1: you give me? Five to one? I'm just saying it
Speaker 1: will be the record on the show. And now I
Speaker 1: got to go on even money. Bet, I'm setting a record.
Speaker 1: You just brought it up.
Speaker 7: All I said was I'm shooting for thirty units.
Speaker 1: Dan, okay, and then he said I'm gonna.
Speaker 7: He doesn't think I'm gonna get it. Okay, there's a
Speaker 7: possibility there.
Speaker 8: We're at twenty now, Larry, you're not confident enough that
Speaker 8: you'll get ten more next three weeks?
Speaker 7: Two a week now, six more is a really good number.
Speaker 1: Okay, so that, but I'm shooting for thirty still. Do
Speaker 1: you want something to drink here? Larry? We have some? Uh?
Speaker 6: Yes, I got I got five more hours, Okay, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't have any Budweiser in here.
Speaker 7: I have something in the car.
Speaker 6: Okay, I don't know if that Uh my wife and
Speaker 6: mind to let me have any on the ride?
Speaker 7: No, maybe maybe once I get the main.
Speaker 1: There you go, yeah, there you go into Well, why
Speaker 1: don't you just have her drive?
Speaker 7: There's no laws in oh now, then then we wouldn't
Speaker 7: get the main till tomorrow.
Speaker 8: There you go into the gas station and get like
Speaker 8: the sixty four ounce soda cup and just fill that
Speaker 8: thing up.
Speaker 7: Whoa standard ship?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I drink the bud can right, Okay, Shaye?
Speaker 1: Do you have anything that you'd like to mention here? No,
Speaker 1: I don't any Why. Well, I mean I had a
Speaker 1: pretty good fucking week. I like it standing on its
Speaker 1: own accord dominat in the NFL. I think people should
Speaker 1: take notes realize how good I am. There, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to emphasize just how great you are. He won three units,
Speaker 1: big deal with zero Harley's zero teasers, none of that
Speaker 1: ship just straight up one.
Speaker 3: What are you saying?
Speaker 1: I'm doing great? I can't believe I'm doing this good.
Speaker 1: If I could only stop live betting, doing in the
Speaker 1: middle of the fucking night sober obviously, But well, that's right,
Speaker 1: you're still in the wagon on the wagon hard core?
Speaker 7: Danny, have you made it from the podcast yet?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, because there's been some tension in the
Speaker 1: in's household and I don't want his wife cooking for
Speaker 1: me and they they're at odds with each so she
Speaker 1: mailed it in last night, Danny, the menu was mailed
Speaker 1: and mailed it in sheet pan. Chicken thighs with peppers
Speaker 1: and olives.
Speaker 3: That's pretty good.
Speaker 1: Were you kidding me? That's like, it's like a lunch cafeteria.
Speaker 1: Unacceptable behavior from the roommate, especially one that don't work.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's it makes no sense to me. I
Speaker 1: could have made that shit. I'm supposed the open at
Speaker 1: three fifty calls a day. There was no season in,
Speaker 1: there was nothing. It was just breaking chicken thied. Okay,
Speaker 1: did you say that to her? Oh god no. We
Speaker 1: do have a problem though, because she listens to this
Speaker 1: fucking show. Why she listens to know? But she held
Speaker 1: at me about using the Oh yeah, she said, what
Speaker 1: are your daughters going to think when they listened? It's
Speaker 1: on the internet forever, say, what are they going to
Speaker 1: think when they listen to your show? I don't know.
Speaker 1: It sounds like dad, They know me a little better.
Speaker 1: I mean, she's embarrassed. She said, I can't use the
Speaker 1: family as anymore. You know, I can't use them as am. Okay,
Speaker 1: but here's the thing. If this is what they're going
Speaker 1: to be embarrassed about with their dad, you are there
Speaker 1: have been arrest, jail time. The gun tattood. This is
Speaker 1: what's gonna embarrass him. Okay, I'm doing all right. So
Speaker 1: Bad Larry just did a side eye to see if
Speaker 1: you can see the tattoo in your head cover. Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't worry. For Christmas at the in laws, this will
Speaker 1: be bicked. So so Larry, you have to understand that,
Speaker 1: you know Shaye. His regret with the tattoo that he
Speaker 1: has of the gun on the side of his head
Speaker 1: is it's on the left side so when the officer
Speaker 1: comes up to him he can see it first. The
Speaker 1: first time I got pulled over with that tattoo, they
Speaker 1: asked me to get out the truck. All right, that's it,
Speaker 1: get out.
Speaker 3: That was the sole reason literally.
Speaker 1: Okay. That brings us to this week. Bad Larry has
Speaker 1: joined us in studio, and morale.
Speaker 7: Is high in studio. The Morales guy.
Speaker 6: Here we go, Bad Larry Okay, college football u c
Speaker 6: F minus six against Georgia Tech.
Speaker 7: These are all one unit bets.
Speaker 6: Utah minus is six and a half against Northwestern never
Speaker 6: like Northwestern.
Speaker 7: Still don't Okay.
Speaker 6: I know last week Shay took Oregon State, so I'm
Speaker 6: taking my notre name squad.
Speaker 7: I know Hart was not playing, but I don't care.
Speaker 1: And dj uy Ungalley is not playing either for war State.
Speaker 6: And he's going to continue to change. Yeah, yeah, my
Speaker 6: name is going to beat him six and a half.
Speaker 1: We're good.
Speaker 7: Auburn minus seven against Myland. I think Marylin's another team
Speaker 7: has mailed it in. I got the oil.
Speaker 1: To his brother's not going to play in that game,
Speaker 1: and he is the He's the leading passer in the
Speaker 1: history of the Big ten No Ship. I think I
Speaker 1: think too. I think to his brother.
Speaker 7: Any concussion problems for to his brother.
Speaker 1: That I'm aware that I'm aware of. Okay, what else, Jilan,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 6: If you're going you're under Iowa. That's been the greatest
Speaker 6: bet this year. I'm taking over in that Tennessee game.
Speaker 1: And Larry high fiving each other. What's going on?
Speaker 7: Have you two dips its?
Speaker 3: Learn nothing from this entire season.
Speaker 1: Oh, so you're going to take the over Intendessee in Iowa?
Speaker 7: Over that bowl game? Okay, then over to the NFL.
Speaker 1: Wait, do you have Alabama Michigan? Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think I don't know. Let me go back
Speaker 7: to my opinion.
Speaker 1: Why do you have glances? If you don't put him on.
Speaker 6: I take him off to read. I put him on
Speaker 6: the drive to see you. Now, I would be better
Speaker 6: if I put him on.
Speaker 7: No, I take him off.
Speaker 1: Well, Larry, don't read.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you have Alabama plus one and a half
Speaker 1: against Michigan.
Speaker 2: Yes, I do.
Speaker 1: It's it's right there, right above Tennessee, Iowa. Oh, thank you.
Speaker 3: Also, do you have an idea in your head that
Speaker 3: you may have made that bet? Larry?
Speaker 7: Alabama plus to one and a half. I'm sorry, Dylan,
Speaker 7: I didn't here.
Speaker 1: Okay, Texas to win the national title? You also have that, Larry.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I figure if I'm wrong on Texas and they get
Speaker 6: beat by Washington, it's one unit to win six I believe.
Speaker 7: Is that still the line?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And you know that Shay loves sexes too well.
Speaker 7: I know he's from Texas. I know he loves the
Speaker 7: horns North Texas.
Speaker 1: Yes, here we go. All right, So that's okay, nfl ones.
Speaker 1: Do you want me to read you your best? Then
Speaker 1: that would actually help bat Larry has Bengals minus two
Speaker 1: against the Steelers. Correct, correct, people can't hear you when
Speaker 1: your head shakes like you have to go.
Speaker 7: I can't hear what you guys are saying.
Speaker 1: I don't have a you don't have your headphones?
Speaker 7: Wait, no, I don't need them.
Speaker 1: You can't hear me right now now?
Speaker 7: I can't. Yeah, okay, what I'm working at you, I
Speaker 7: can do it.
Speaker 1: Are you drunk?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: Go?
Speaker 7: I think I'm going deaf though.
Speaker 3: Okay, I gonna make it to one hundred, right, Larry?
Speaker 3: Yeah that's a lot.
Speaker 1: You're not making it to one hundred. That's a lot
Speaker 1: over under seventy eight and under under horrid under. Okay,
Speaker 1: So Larry, look like ship well easy, then to ten,
Speaker 1: look fantastic. You look I'm like a loreal girl. You
Speaker 1: look rough. I look like Santa Claus. You know, you
Speaker 1: look like Santa's brother went to rehab, Sammy clause the
Speaker 1: Prodigal Sun returns. Okay, So Bengals minus two against the Steelers. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's where you.
Speaker 6: Go, Yes, Larry, Bolls minus eleven and a half against
Speaker 6: the Chargers.
Speaker 7: Okay, well, Shane, I agree that Chargers mailed it in.
Speaker 6: Also, okay, I'm taking the Jets against the Commanders because
Speaker 6: the Commanders suck vikings plus three against the lines.
Speaker 7: I'm a little worried about that.
Speaker 1: But you know it's amazing with the Jets. So they've
Speaker 1: scored thirteen touchdowns the offense in fourteen games on Fowan,
Speaker 1: that's hard to do. Like you could be the Ravens
Speaker 1: of two thousand, where maybe you don't score, but then
Speaker 1: you have that defense that shut everybody down. But I mean,
Speaker 1: they got Aaron Rodgers' buddy, Nathaniel Hackett as the quarterbacks guts. Like,
Speaker 1: if you really need a quarterbacks coach, now is when
Speaker 1: you need the quarterbacks coach to really help. You don't
Speaker 1: need a quarterbacks coach when you have Aaron Rodgers. That
Speaker 1: guys they can't score.
Speaker 3: Dined out on just being friends with Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 1: Well so did Tim Boyle. Yeaheah, bol Tim Boyle is
Speaker 1: his buddy.
Speaker 8: But you know what, Aaron Rodgers, to his credit, he
Speaker 8: rides for his boys, so he keeps them all employed,
Speaker 8: but not for his family.
Speaker 3: Yeah, actually a brother.
Speaker 1: Now I think there is a whole his mama that
Speaker 1: he didn't talk to him for like fifteen fucking I
Speaker 1: think they're good now. I think everything's good. Now. Hey, look,
Speaker 1: if you and Larry can come together, Listen, a man
Speaker 1: that doesn't speak to his fucking family. I got a
Speaker 1: lot of questions.
Speaker 7: Yeah, we don't talk to him.
Speaker 1: That's weird.
Speaker 3: If he talks to his family.
Speaker 1: My family still talks to me. Imagine not talking to
Speaker 1: your mama. You got kicked out of Austria by your
Speaker 1: family and told still home. That's true, but they still
Speaker 1: told me. They didn't lock me out. Okay, so they okay,
Speaker 1: there was communication. Yeah, okay, let me see bad Larry.
Speaker 1: You got Lions plus three against or no, Vikings plus.
Speaker 6: Three, Bears plus four, I mean Cardinals plus four against
Speaker 6: the Bears, right, Cowboys plus one and a half against
Speaker 6: the Dolphins.
Speaker 1: Thank you? No, No, you.
Speaker 7: Don't like that.
Speaker 1: I'm scared of No, absolutely not over under Giants Eagles.
Speaker 7: Yeah that's over forty two and a half.
Speaker 6: I took the over because I want to bet on
Speaker 6: my Giants, but I can't on the Cutler.
Speaker 1: You see where he trademarked passing Paisano. No, but Guru,
Speaker 1: shit that agent man, well, he better his fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1: It's tick. You're going to open a pizzeria in Bergan County.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be yeah, yeah in five years. Tommy Cutlets
Speaker 1: has a place right near the meadow lands and you
Speaker 1: could go there before the game or after the game.
Speaker 1: Podcasting passing Paisano, Okay, Uh, what else do you have?
Speaker 7: Laire Ravens plus the five against the Niners?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 6: And then I have a two unit. This is a
Speaker 6: Christmas present to you guys. Are all you should bet it?
Speaker 6: Bill's minus one and a half versus the Chargers, the
Speaker 6: Eagles minus the two against the Giants, and the Bengals
Speaker 6: plus the eight against the Steelers. Okay, Mail Dylan Murray Christmas, Buddy.
Speaker 3: Dylan doesn't do Christmas, hates that and actually I do.
Speaker 3: I do everything.
Speaker 1: Dylan. You shouldn't be going second because you're third on
Speaker 1: the list here. Uh, picture day Ray has you going second,
Speaker 1: So no your last Wow.
Speaker 3: I think we're going to least felonies to most.
Speaker 1: Oh fair for the holidays, Shay, go ahead, all right.
Speaker 1: College football, Texas State laying five and a half against
Speaker 1: Owl's Zona venerable motherfucking over. No, that's the under Danny.
Speaker 1: I got the under there, Gay ray Er. No, it's
Speaker 1: picture day, Ray, Picture Day. Ray. I meant messed that up.
Speaker 1: I got the under an Arizona Sooner game. Okay, that's
Speaker 1: sixty two yep, under there, Okay, Ole miss plus the
Speaker 1: four against Penn State. Okay, I got the Ducks lane
Speaker 1: seventeen against the Baptists. By the way, I did meet
Speaker 1: Ray's girlfriend. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. What was she like developmentally?
Speaker 3: No, she had a helmet on.
Speaker 5: We don't have to act surprised here. She was very nice.
Speaker 5: I thought she did a good, good job at that.
Speaker 1: She was good. So she's not from Canada. She exists
Speaker 1: in real life.
Speaker 7: She exists in real life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not from she's from Island.
Speaker 5: She is twenty five.
Speaker 1: She employed. Yeah, doing better than me.
Speaker 5: It was quite the day with me, Dylan and his girlfriends.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were tuned up.
Speaker 1: Yeah we got we don't need to go down this road.
Speaker 1: Oh really? Oh really? Wait? This is the company Christmas
Speaker 1: party at my place.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, we're talking about afterwards. We got denied service
Speaker 5: from two bars later on that day.
Speaker 1: Well, you almost got denied service at my house. People
Speaker 1: who were talking, why would you do it at your
Speaker 1: house because my wife is a masochist, say this like you,
Speaker 1: I go, we don't have to do this, Yes, we do.
Speaker 1: So it's four hours, you know. I just everybody in
Speaker 1: the building went there and yeah, and then everybody in
Speaker 1: the neighborhood. I just lower food like Chad from Trigger
Speaker 1: came in and go ship. Yes, damn it to hell, Danny,
Speaker 1: you didn't call me. I can't. What the fuck, man,
Speaker 1: I don't think you're in a good place right now.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I honestly thought of inviting you. I just
Speaker 1: I wasn't sure what was in store. That's fair, That's
Speaker 1: that's you know me. That's fair. Yes, because you know,
Speaker 1: usually I have to tell people to leave at four o'clock.
Speaker 1: It starts at noon. And then I just chanced exactly
Speaker 1: i'd be there all night. Yes, And I just thought,
Speaker 1: you know what, let's let me wait until you get
Speaker 1: into a good space next year. Next year you might
Speaker 1: be in a better space and about it, and then
Speaker 1: I'll invite you and and your wife and the girls. No, yes,
Speaker 1: we had a Piniana where we're knocking. The kids were
Speaker 1: at the party. Yes, yes, kids we had a piniona
Speaker 1: well inside that would lock. That put me in a
Speaker 1: good place. If the kids were there, I lock it
Speaker 1: up around them, you do, Yeah? Sure? In public? Yeah, sneak.
Speaker 1: I'm not a sneaker, Danny, right out in the open.
Speaker 3: Comy girls, I have to go to the cocaine room.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Daddy, why'd you disappear for three days? Okay?
Speaker 1: Anything else that are you doing? Over under Iowa, Tennessee? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm taking the over it's time, okay, over thirty six
Speaker 1: there and then I got the NFL. I got Highland
Speaker 1: Park Lane, the three and a half. Here we go,
Speaker 1: and you're taking Oregon over Liberty Lane seventeen against a Baptist. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're going to hell a Baptists. A Baptist. That's a
Speaker 1: fundamentally flawed denomination. Anything you have in the NFL, anything
Speaker 1: in the NFL. Yeah, yeah, the fighting Matt Staffords, laying
Speaker 1: three and a half. Here we go, okay, all right, right?
Speaker 1: Is there anything else? No, just trying to wake up
Speaker 1: every day, Danny. Did you sleep in those clothes? Feels
Speaker 1: like it? Yeah? It smells like it too. Wow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: where have you been? I've been just existing on a
Speaker 1: different plane. It's a different dimension that I live in
Speaker 1: and the rest of you all. I know that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's different, Danny. I got people.
Speaker 3: Talking to me, the shadow people.
Speaker 1: Hey, they're all in my head. You have some whispers
Speaker 1: up there all day. I've been having whisper since I
Speaker 1: was fourteen years old. My mama called it the devil
Speaker 1: coming inside and talking to me. I think she might
Speaker 1: be right.
Speaker 3: You let the devil come inside.
Speaker 1: Okay, don't you all not believe in the devil. I'm
Speaker 1: not doing this today. What do you mean. No, I
Speaker 1: don't know. We don't need to do this. There's no
Speaker 1: evangelical portion of this program. I think you do need
Speaker 1: to do this. No, No, you need to deal with
Speaker 1: the devil. And maybe you made a deal with the
Speaker 1: devil years ago.
Speaker 4: Yes, Marvin, this could have got real awkward before you
Speaker 4: ate at your Christmas party. Shy would have been like,
Speaker 4: everybody shut up, we're gonna say grace.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would appreciate the gospel. Do you are you
Speaker 1: the one that says grace? No? Oh, you don't do that. No.
Speaker 1: The roommate is, you know, destined for hell. Okay, she's
Speaker 1: listening to this, that's right. Her friends are too, Danny.
Speaker 1: They get notes and they text her what I say
Speaker 1: on the podcast and how I'm a bad person because
Speaker 1: of that.
Speaker 7: How long have you been together?
Speaker 1: H ten years? Married, ten years, ten years before twenty years.
Speaker 7: She's straight to have the ten minutes. I know you,
Speaker 7: she's straight to have them.
Speaker 3: Now you need ten years?
Speaker 1: Yeah, ten years married, ten years to life. It was
Speaker 1: we were, we were, I've been chased. I would chase
Speaker 1: her for a decade and then she finally agreed to
Speaker 1: marry me. No, married ten years and she's been regretting
Speaker 1: every single year. I'm a salesman, Danny. I know how
Speaker 1: to do it. Wow. Okay, Hellelujah, Praise the Lord. Are
Speaker 1: you still doing your podcast? Yeah? We had one last night.
Speaker 1: I got off the rails pretty fucking quick. Oh, Shay
Speaker 1: and Irving. Wherever you get your podcast, that's and it's
Speaker 1: Shaye in. People think it's Shae and Irving. Who the
Speaker 1: fuck's Irving? I had to tell people, No, it's sy
Speaker 1: in Irving. But it's the podcast. Wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 1: And once you and your roommate get on the same page,
Speaker 1: then I will come to your house and have dinner.
Speaker 1: But I'm not gonna go there for a shitty dinner, right,
Speaker 1: and if you two are not seeing eye to eye,
Speaker 1: I can't trust her. Yeah, she could put arsenic in there.
Speaker 1: I totally agree, Danny, But bleaching my coffee. I don't
Speaker 1: trust her at all. Sheep pan chicken on a weeknight,
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know. And the kids had
Speaker 1: different food. I was the only one that had sheep
Speaker 1: pan chicken. It's like I'm in jail, Danny, is it? No,
Speaker 1: you've been in jail. This isn't like being in jail.
Speaker 1: I'd rather be in jail. Yeah, I appreciate. It would
Speaker 1: have been structure of jail.
Speaker 3: It would have been someone's wife in prison.
Speaker 1: For no, brother, I promise you to God, I'm on top.
Speaker 3: No, I don't believe that.
Speaker 1: No thing.
Speaker 4: What Marvin, Wait, some more action in prison or at
Speaker 4: your house?
Speaker 1: No, the house is fine there. That's the only thing
Speaker 1: that keeps me coming back. We don't no, no, we
Speaker 1: do not need Dylan. How about your picks?
Speaker 8: Oh right, yeah, I forgot.
Speaker 1: She's gonna yell me about the shit. Yes damn it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're fine.
Speaker 1: Alrighty chicken. The rest of my fucking life now, Yeah, alright,
Speaker 1: here we go.
Speaker 8: College football Duke Troy under forty four and a half.
Speaker 8: I hate both of those teams, so taking the under
Speaker 8: and neither starting quarterback Ole miss plus four against Penn State,
Speaker 8: going Michigan minus one and a half against Alabama like
Speaker 8: a smart person, Iowa Tennessee under thirty six. Of course,
Speaker 8: that's literally an eighty point total for any other team.
Speaker 8: And Texas minus four against Washington, and then for NFL.
Speaker 8: I got Bill's minus eleven a half against the Chargers,
Speaker 8: Bengals minus two against the Steelers.
Speaker 1: How do you like that surf side? Those those they're goods.
Speaker 8: Yeah, well they're like twisted tea without like four hundred
Speaker 8: pounds of sugar in okay, all right, actually one hundred
Speaker 8: calories don like a white cloth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, somebody dropped them off at the Christmas party, so
Speaker 1: I thought i'd bring him.
Speaker 3: Have you sampled them?
Speaker 1: I'm a man, I'm a man.
Speaker 3: I think men drink iced tea.
Speaker 1: Okay, not real, man, You got die would beat it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, anything else, yep.
Speaker 3: Ravens plus five against the Niners.
Speaker 8: And I'm also gonna sprinkle a you know on the
Speaker 8: Ravens money line too, okay?
Speaker 3: And Cowboys Dolphins under fifty.
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 1: Uh is that it? I gotta add to Danny Okay,
Speaker 1: Bama money line, Texas laying the.
Speaker 3: Four copying my Texas bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. That's what definitely from you, Larry. Thank
Speaker 1: you for coming out, no problem, and I have mad
Speaker 1: respect for you. Came in and you wanted to look
Speaker 1: Shay right in the eye.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 6: Yeah no, I mean I couldn't be an hour away
Speaker 6: from here in not sty and I gotta be to
Speaker 6: be a little late in the main.
Speaker 1: But I give you a lot, a lot of credit
Speaker 1: that you came in here and you stared right in
Speaker 1: the devil's face and you didn't blink. You did not blink,
Speaker 1: and you can't drink and your wife is out far.
Speaker 7: The devil's in the car waiting for me.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna okay, we'll be fine. A couple of miles, okay, Dan,
Speaker 6: Marry christ Merry Christmas?
Speaker 1: Good luck.
Speaker 2: You know how to get out of here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all right, let's see a bunch. That's once again.
Speaker 1: How about around Larry.
Speaker 3: I sent some real chemistry with Shane Larry towards the
Speaker 3: end there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was great. You know, I thought that he
Speaker 1: uh got the better of you, did you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he kind of dunked on you a little bit because
Speaker 1: you didn't know that he was here, and then all
Speaker 1: of a sudden he was here. And then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, it's like your drug dealers showing up at
Speaker 1: the crackhouse you're staying at when you owe them for
Speaker 1: a couple of ounces. He just walks in the door.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh shit, here we go. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: know that. Neither do I, Danny.
Speaker 3: I'm just outside the box here, totally random pull.
Speaker 1: Yeah. If the roommate is listening, this is all a
Speaker 1: bit I'm joking. No, no, because you said to me, Danny,
Speaker 1: this isn't an act. You told me that a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks ago.
Speaker 3: Danny, this in an act.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I better retract that, yes, say that was an act,
Speaker 1: saying it wasn't an act. And now the roommate and
Speaker 1: I can be happire after. Is this is this gonna
Speaker 1: make things? Can it be worse? Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, oh yeah yeah. All right. So if the roommate
Speaker 1: is listening, I have heard a lot about your food,
Speaker 1: and I would love to come over and have a
Speaker 1: nice meal, and I'd love to meet the girls. She
Speaker 1: told me she wanted to yell at you. Why because
Speaker 1: you're ler. Yeah, that's that's exactly what she said.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 1: The room. Her friends are going to text your immedia.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: Do you know what se fucking said about you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? But Dan, you are unemployed yoga teaching us. Why
Speaker 1: am I an enabler?
Speaker 3: You let me get hammered at your Christmas party?
Speaker 1: So you came hammered at my Christmas party? Yes, good movie.
Speaker 1: Because somebody was on the train with you guys. They
Speaker 1: showed up before you guys got there, and they go,
Speaker 1: oh my god. There there was a group of people.
Speaker 1: I think they're coming to your party, and they were
Speaker 1: tuned up. Was the expression, who is this fucking rat? Ray?
Speaker 5: As soon as I walked in, I knew exactly who
Speaker 5: it was. Oh, exactly who it was. I remember we
Speaker 5: were getting off the train at Milford and they may
Speaker 5: or may not have gone in front of us, and
Speaker 5: someone may or may not have gone in front of
Speaker 5: them skipped a turn off the train, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: that probably wasn't the nicest thing we could have done.
Speaker 5: But we're like, we'll never see him again. And we
Speaker 5: turned the corner and they were outside talking to the
Speaker 5: big guy, and I was like, let's.
Speaker 1: Go to the right here, we'll bit you guys walked
Speaker 1: in and you it was obvious.
Speaker 2: So I mean, wait, it wasn't even the.
Speaker 1: First strategies to Christmas parties. When it comes to work,
Speaker 1: when it comes to social I mean, you've got to
Speaker 1: plan your day accordingly.
Speaker 3: It was a little shampoo effect.
Speaker 5: We didn't like make a scene.
Speaker 1: Wait, if you're showing up tuned up, you got to
Speaker 1: bring at least half a gram with you to go
Speaker 1: to the mountain. You got to you got not at
Speaker 1: the work party. No, absolutely, at the work party. You
Speaker 1: always leave early at the work party because Hr is
Speaker 1: there just watching. I'm Hr showing up. Wait, Sha, where
Speaker 1: do you work again?
Speaker 3: Tell us? I think?
Speaker 1: Yeah, rocket building the helicopter they trust me exactly what
Speaker 1: you want.
Speaker 3: When you see one flying real low, you know who's
Speaker 3: piloting it.
Speaker 1: Right, Think we're done well, But Dan, thank you for
Speaker 1: having us. Well, thanks for not inviting me.
Speaker 3: I lost to a nine year old in pool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, because you were a little in your cups.
Speaker 3: I'd transferred over the bell curve spier.
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, I think we've done enough dammage here
Speaker 1: to uh your career, my career, to Shay's marriage, and
Speaker 1: uh maybe the gamblers out there. Good luck this weekend
Speaker 1: and we'll talk to you. Are we going to be
Speaker 1: around next week.
Speaker 4: We're on vacation and yeah, we're off next week. I
Speaker 4: need a week off from But our next episode is
Speaker 4: our hundredth episode. It takes a gamble, no ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, something I think you get off the wagon.
Speaker 3: Should we do a small field trip for the hundredth episode?
Speaker 3: Weren't we talking about.
Speaker 1: Doing it at a pleasant moments? Yeah, we're not going
Speaker 1: to a strip club. It's more of a whorehouse doing that.
Speaker 1: All right? Yeah me neither.
Speaker 3: Yeah, terrible idea.
Speaker 1: Okay boo, all right, Uh, Merry Christmas to everybody, am
Speaker 1: I don't do the happy holiday. Merry Christmas, Christmas, Happy
Speaker 1: New Year. Welcome to America, Dylan, thank you for joining us,
Speaker 1: as thank you for he can't thank you for joining us.
Speaker 1: We'll talk to you, not next week, but the week
Speaker 1: after that maybe