WEBVTT - Episode 99: You Don't Read

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<v Speaker 1>Gambling was something that I did.

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<v Speaker 2>This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.

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<v Speaker 1>One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a

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<v Speaker 1>podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.

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<v Speaker 1>One bet, another bet, another bet.

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<v Speaker 2>Without doing the actual gambling.

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<v Speaker 3>You're a coward.

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<v Speaker 1>It's easy to have a scapegoat.

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<v Speaker 2>And now join my Bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan

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<v Speaker 2>the Graphics.

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<v Speaker 1>Got I have friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's Dan Patrick.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, so everybody's here and Bad Larry. Did you

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<v Speaker 1>get hold of Bad Larry? Marvin?

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<v Speaker 4>No again?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, having surgery again?

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<v Speaker 1>No? No, okay, Now this is supposed to be be

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<v Speaker 1>nice to Larry day because we weren't nice to Larry

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<v Speaker 1>last week. And I heard from a lot of people

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<v Speaker 1>that we were really, really really mean to Larry. So

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<v Speaker 1>we'll give him a little bit of time before we

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<v Speaker 1>bring him in. Ray, could you help us with Bad Larry.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I'll try to track him down right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, so uh raise, it's nice here.

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<v Speaker 3>There's no like a static from the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, it sounds good Win Chris Regatta, but bad Larry.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to make sure. No, I'm serious. We gotta

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<v Speaker 1>be respectful and nicer to Larry. No, yes, you really

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<v Speaker 1>have to.

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<v Speaker 3>I do not easier to talk about him on the

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<v Speaker 3>phone than.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, Okay, I never met him, never met him. You've

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<v Speaker 1>never met no, thank god, not in person. Okay. I

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<v Speaker 1>came here to look you sand baggot.

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<v Speaker 3>Bit Wow, you do actually not met?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we met when I thought we met. I never

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<v Speaker 1>remember anything, Larry, my part of cornwall. No, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>remember that, Larry, sit down, sit down, gotta get get

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<v Speaker 1>in front of that's Marvin right there. Okay, okay, all right, Larry,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. I texted Ry the other day talking to

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<v Speaker 1>your microphone. Marvin pulled the microphone up, Larry. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we're good, guys, Okay, we are.

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<v Speaker 6>I texted Ray the other day. I said, you know,

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<v Speaker 6>driving a main lot of moving parts. I'll see if

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<v Speaker 6>I can make it. I'll let you guys know right

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<v Speaker 6>now there's a moving car part in the passenger seat.

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<v Speaker 7>Not real happy.

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<v Speaker 1>Your wife's outside in the car in the car is

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<v Speaker 1>your is your what you call it?

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<v Speaker 7>Sister sister law?

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<v Speaker 6>She has she has her family coming.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so so bad. Larry is here foot off of me. Okay, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna be nice to Larry these guys. Okay, were

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<v Speaker 1>you bothered by how mean we were last you swear

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't care less? Okay, honestly, you gotta talk into

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<v Speaker 1>the microphone. I'm gonna throw you here. We're doing a podcast. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>do you promise you swear that you were not offended

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<v Speaker 1>by this? Okay?

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<v Speaker 6>If I was a fan, I wouldn't be here. I

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<v Speaker 6>want to look Shay right in the eye. Fucker who

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<v Speaker 6>voted against me?

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, Okay, Dylan, I know, go ahead, go ahead.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, because I did hear from some people said that

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<v Speaker 1>we were really, really mean to you.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh okay, Okay, Well my boys at home loved it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, awesome, awesome, So let's vote again. Do we want

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<v Speaker 1>to keep Larry on the podcast? Here? Shay? Fine?

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<v Speaker 3>Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, it's kind of talk tough. When Larry wasn't here. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, what are what are the other options? That's

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<v Speaker 1>the question. Sammy P Is pretty busy.

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<v Speaker 2>He was great.

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<v Speaker 1>I like Sammy P was very sharp.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, how did he do?

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<v Speaker 7>I think he went?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, something like college. So Larry is pulling ahead now,

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<v Speaker 1>like you're up. You won two units last week. You're

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<v Speaker 1>up plus twenty, Shaye won three units. He's at plus fourteen.

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan zero units one or loss last week, so you're

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<v Speaker 1>at plus twelve.

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<v Speaker 3>Bringing up the rear.

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<v Speaker 7>Now tight race, no question about.

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<v Speaker 1>It, all right. I got a couple of references there

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<v Speaker 1>the rear. It's tight. Okay, No, no, we're not. Anything

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<v Speaker 1>needs to be mentioned off of last week? The Chargers, Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>how about him? What about him? They lost like a

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<v Speaker 1>son of a bitch and I put money on him.

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<v Speaker 1>Was unbelieved except for you were you? Did you have

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<v Speaker 1>the chargers? Did you go against the agast Okay you didn't?

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<v Speaker 7>And against some we again this week?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm pretty sure Dan the real travesty though.

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<v Speaker 1>Ye talk about him? That was brutal. You know what's

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<v Speaker 1>so bad is when this has happened to Dylan a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of times, when you you're up big in a game,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you'll hear from guys from the show saying, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, good job, congratulations you won that one, and

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<v Speaker 1>then all he knows that he's going to lose.

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<v Speaker 8>That marioush At this point, I'm so skidy about that.

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<v Speaker 8>I don't even like to think the thought in my

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<v Speaker 8>head that they might win, because I think that'll much

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<v Speaker 8>the bet.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but I did. I was twenty eight zip and

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, all right, that's easy money.

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<v Speaker 1>I would think, so minus two and a half and

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<v Speaker 1>you're up twenty eight to nothing. Yeah, against a third

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<v Speaker 1>string quarterback from Western Kentucky.

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<v Speaker 8>There has to be someone out there who just was like,

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<v Speaker 8>fucking I'm putting one hundred bucks live on Western.

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<v Speaker 3>Kentucky when they're down and made a nice chunk.

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<v Speaker 1>Anything else that needs to be mentioned there with Youdil.

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<v Speaker 3>Now just kind of a nothing.

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<v Speaker 8>But I mean, honestly, I think it's the first time

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<v Speaker 8>in like four weeks that I didn't lose units, So

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<v Speaker 8>that's a small victory.

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<v Speaker 1>What about you, bet, Larry, since you're starting to get

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<v Speaker 1>a little separate, I mean you're just being.

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<v Speaker 7>You want everyone just I plan on ding switch.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm looking at again.

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<v Speaker 6>Twenty three is the gold standard here, right, I think

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<v Speaker 6>we're going for thirty three a couple of years ago.

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<v Speaker 7>Twenty three. Yeah, I think thirty units is a good

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<v Speaker 7>number to be up for a year, Larry.

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<v Speaker 8>I'll bet you one hundred bucks that by the end

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<v Speaker 8>of the season you're not up thirty.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, that's that's a it's a good bet. It's a

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<v Speaker 7>hard number to get to. I agree with you, So

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<v Speaker 7>take the bet, Larry, So what by the end of

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<v Speaker 7>the regular season.

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<v Speaker 3>A regular season.

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<v Speaker 1>You're the one that just brought it up. So it's

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<v Speaker 1>not like somebody brought up to you.

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<v Speaker 7>That's what I'm shooting for.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, but you brought it up. Now, somebody just called

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<v Speaker 1>you on it. Now, Yeah, it's a long what do

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<v Speaker 1>you give me? Five to one? I'm just saying it

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<v Speaker 1>will be the record on the show. And now I

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<v Speaker 1>got to go on even money. Bet, I'm setting a record.

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<v Speaker 1>You just brought it up.

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<v Speaker 7>All I said was I'm shooting for thirty units.

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<v Speaker 1>Dan, okay, and then he said I'm gonna.

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<v Speaker 7>He doesn't think I'm gonna get it. Okay, there's a

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<v Speaker 7>possibility there.

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<v Speaker 8>We're at twenty now, Larry, you're not confident enough that

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<v Speaker 8>you'll get ten more next three weeks?

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<v Speaker 7>Two a week now, six more is a really good number.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so that, but I'm shooting for thirty still. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you want something to drink here? Larry? We have some? Uh?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, I got I got five more hours, Okay, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have any Budweiser in here.

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<v Speaker 7>I have something in the car.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, I don't know if that Uh my wife and

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<v Speaker 6>mind to let me have any on the ride?

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<v Speaker 7>No, maybe maybe once I get the main.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go, yeah, there you go into Well, why

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<v Speaker 1>don't you just have her drive?

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<v Speaker 7>There's no laws in oh now, then then we wouldn't

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<v Speaker 7>get the main till tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 8>There you go into the gas station and get like

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<v Speaker 8>the sixty four ounce soda cup and just fill that

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<v Speaker 8>thing up.

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<v Speaker 7>Whoa standard ship?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 7>I drink the bud can right, Okay, Shaye?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have anything that you'd like to mention here? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't any Why. Well, I mean I had a

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<v Speaker 1>pretty good fucking week. I like it standing on its

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<v Speaker 1>own accord dominat in the NFL. I think people should

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<v Speaker 1>take notes realize how good I am. There, I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to emphasize just how great you are. He won three units,

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<v Speaker 1>big deal with zero Harley's zero teasers, none of that

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<v Speaker 1>ship just straight up one.

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<v Speaker 3>What are you saying?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing great? I can't believe I'm doing this good.

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<v Speaker 1>If I could only stop live betting, doing in the

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<v Speaker 1>middle of the fucking night sober obviously, But well, that's right,

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<v Speaker 1>you're still in the wagon on the wagon hard core?

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<v Speaker 7>Danny, have you made it from the podcast yet?

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<v Speaker 1>No? No, no, because there's been some tension in the

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<v Speaker 1>in's household and I don't want his wife cooking for

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<v Speaker 1>me and they they're at odds with each so she

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<v Speaker 1>mailed it in last night, Danny, the menu was mailed

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<v Speaker 1>and mailed it in sheet pan. Chicken thighs with peppers

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<v Speaker 1>and olives.

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<v Speaker 3>That's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 1>Were you kidding me? That's like, it's like a lunch cafeteria.

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<v Speaker 1>Unacceptable behavior from the roommate, especially one that don't work.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's it makes no sense to me. I

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<v Speaker 1>could have made that shit. I'm supposed the open at

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<v Speaker 1>three fifty calls a day. There was no season in,

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<v Speaker 1>there was nothing. It was just breaking chicken thied. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>did you say that to her? Oh god no. We

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<v Speaker 1>do have a problem though, because she listens to this

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<v Speaker 1>fucking show. Why she listens to know? But she held

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<v Speaker 1>at me about using the Oh yeah, she said, what

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<v Speaker 1>are your daughters going to think when they listened? It's

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<v Speaker 1>on the internet forever, say, what are they going to

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<v Speaker 1>think when they listen to your show? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds like dad, They know me a little better.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, she's embarrassed. She said, I can't use the

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<v Speaker 1>family as anymore. You know, I can't use them as am. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but here's the thing. If this is what they're going

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<v Speaker 1>to be embarrassed about with their dad, you are there

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<v Speaker 1>have been arrest, jail time. The gun tattood. This is

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<v Speaker 1>what's gonna embarrass him. Okay, I'm doing all right. So

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<v Speaker 1>Bad Larry just did a side eye to see if

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<v Speaker 1>you can see the tattoo in your head cover. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>don't worry. For Christmas at the in laws, this will

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<v Speaker 1>be bicked. So so Larry, you have to understand that,

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<v Speaker 1>you know Shaye. His regret with the tattoo that he

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<v Speaker 1>has of the gun on the side of his head

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<v Speaker 1>is it's on the left side so when the officer

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<v Speaker 1>comes up to him he can see it first. The

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<v Speaker 1>first time I got pulled over with that tattoo, they

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<v Speaker 1>asked me to get out the truck. All right, that's it,

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<v Speaker 1>get out.

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<v Speaker 3>That was the sole reason literally.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. That brings us to this week. Bad Larry has

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<v Speaker 1>joined us in studio, and morale.

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<v Speaker 7>Is high in studio. The Morales guy.

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<v Speaker 6>Here we go, Bad Larry Okay, college football u c

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<v Speaker 6>F minus six against Georgia Tech.

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<v Speaker 7>These are all one unit bets.

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<v Speaker 6>Utah minus is six and a half against Northwestern never

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<v Speaker 6>like Northwestern.

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<v Speaker 7>Still don't Okay.

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<v Speaker 6>I know last week Shay took Oregon State, so I'm

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<v Speaker 6>taking my notre name squad.

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<v Speaker 7>I know Hart was not playing, but I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>And dj uy Ungalley is not playing either for war State.

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<v Speaker 6>And he's going to continue to change. Yeah, yeah, my

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<v Speaker 6>name is going to beat him six and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>We're good.

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<v Speaker 7>Auburn minus seven against Myland. I think Marylin's another team

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<v Speaker 7>has mailed it in. I got the oil.

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<v Speaker 1>To his brother's not going to play in that game,

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<v Speaker 1>and he is the He's the leading passer in the

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<v Speaker 1>history of the Big ten No Ship. I think I

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<v Speaker 1>think too. I think to his brother.

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<v Speaker 7>Any concussion problems for to his brother.

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<v Speaker 1>That I'm aware that I'm aware of. Okay, what else, Jilan,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 6>If you're going you're under Iowa. That's been the greatest

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<v Speaker 6>bet this year. I'm taking over in that Tennessee game.

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<v Speaker 1>And Larry high fiving each other. What's going on?

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<v Speaker 7>Have you two dips its?

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<v Speaker 3>Learn nothing from this entire season.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, so you're going to take the over Intendessee in Iowa?

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<v Speaker 7>Over that bowl game? Okay, then over to the NFL.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, do you have Alabama Michigan? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I think I don't know. Let me go back

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<v Speaker 7>to my opinion.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you have glances? If you don't put him on.

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<v Speaker 6>I take him off to read. I put him on

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<v Speaker 6>the drive to see you. Now, I would be better

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<v Speaker 6>if I put him on.

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<v Speaker 7>No, I take him off.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Larry, don't read.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So you have Alabama plus one and a half

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<v Speaker 1>against Michigan.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I do.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's right there, right above Tennessee, Iowa. Oh, thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, do you have an idea in your head that

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<v Speaker 3>you may have made that bet? Larry?

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<v Speaker 7>Alabama plus to one and a half. I'm sorry, Dylan,

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<v Speaker 7>I didn't here.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Texas to win the national title? You also have that, Larry.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>I figure if I'm wrong on Texas and they get

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<v Speaker 6>beat by Washington, it's one unit to win six I believe.

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<v Speaker 7>Is that still the line?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? And you know that Shay loves sexes too well.

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<v Speaker 7>I know he's from Texas. I know he loves the

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<v Speaker 7>horns North Texas.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, here we go. All right, So that's okay, nfl ones.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want me to read you your best? Then

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<v Speaker 1>that would actually help bat Larry has Bengals minus two

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<v Speaker 1>against the Steelers. Correct, correct, people can't hear you when

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<v Speaker 1>your head shakes like you have to go.

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<v Speaker 7>I can't hear what you guys are saying.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have a you don't have your headphones?

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<v Speaker 7>Wait, no, I don't need them.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't hear me right now now?

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<v Speaker 7>I can't. Yeah, okay, what I'm working at you, I

0:13:10.600 --> 0:13:10.880
<v Speaker 7>can do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you drunk?

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<v Speaker 6>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Go?

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<v Speaker 7>I think I'm going deaf though.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I gonna make it to one hundred, right, Larry?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah that's a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not making it to one hundred. That's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>over under seventy eight and under under horrid under. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So Larry, look like ship well easy, then to ten,

0:13:36.520 --> 0:13:39.880
<v Speaker 1>look fantastic. You look I'm like a loreal girl. You

0:13:39.920 --> 0:13:44.080
<v Speaker 1>look rough. I look like Santa Claus. You know, you

0:13:44.120 --> 0:13:50.880
<v Speaker 1>look like Santa's brother went to rehab, Sammy clause the

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<v Speaker 1>Prodigal Sun returns. Okay, So Bengals minus two against the Steelers. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's where you.

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<v Speaker 6>Go, Yes, Larry, Bolls minus eleven and a half against

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<v Speaker 6>the Chargers.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, well, Shane, I agree that Chargers mailed it in.

0:14:03.280 --> 0:14:05.840
<v Speaker 6>Also, okay, I'm taking the Jets against the Commanders because

0:14:05.840 --> 0:14:09.360
<v Speaker 6>the Commanders suck vikings plus three against the lines.

0:14:09.360 --> 0:14:10.480
<v Speaker 7>I'm a little worried about that.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know it's amazing with the Jets. So they've

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<v Speaker 1>scored thirteen touchdowns the offense in fourteen games on Fowan,

0:14:19.000 --> 0:14:21.480
<v Speaker 1>that's hard to do. Like you could be the Ravens

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<v Speaker 1>of two thousand, where maybe you don't score, but then

0:14:23.960 --> 0:14:26.680
<v Speaker 1>you have that defense that shut everybody down. But I mean,

0:14:27.680 --> 0:14:32.000
<v Speaker 1>they got Aaron Rodgers' buddy, Nathaniel Hackett as the quarterbacks guts. Like,

0:14:32.040 --> 0:14:34.520
<v Speaker 1>if you really need a quarterbacks coach, now is when

0:14:34.560 --> 0:14:37.000
<v Speaker 1>you need the quarterbacks coach to really help. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>need a quarterbacks coach when you have Aaron Rodgers. That

0:14:39.320 --> 0:14:40.240
<v Speaker 1>guys they can't score.

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<v Speaker 3>Dined out on just being friends with Aaron Rodgers.

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<v Speaker 1>Well so did Tim Boyle. Yeaheah, bol Tim Boyle is

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<v Speaker 1>his buddy.

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<v Speaker 8>But you know what, Aaron Rodgers, to his credit, he

0:14:48.640 --> 0:14:50.920
<v Speaker 8>rides for his boys, so he keeps them all employed,

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<v Speaker 8>but not for his family.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, actually a brother.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I think there is a whole his mama that

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't talk to him for like fifteen fucking I

0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:03.880
<v Speaker 1>think they're good now. I think everything's good. Now. Hey, look,

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<v Speaker 1>if you and Larry can come together, Listen, a man

0:15:06.960 --> 0:15:09.000
<v Speaker 1>that doesn't speak to his fucking family. I got a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of questions.

0:15:09.680 --> 0:15:10.600
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, we don't talk to him.

0:15:10.640 --> 0:15:11.080
<v Speaker 1>That's weird.

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<v Speaker 3>If he talks to his family.

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<v Speaker 1>My family still talks to me. Imagine not talking to

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<v Speaker 1>your mama. You got kicked out of Austria by your

0:15:18.440 --> 0:15:22.640
<v Speaker 1>family and told still home. That's true, but they still

0:15:22.720 --> 0:15:25.960
<v Speaker 1>told me. They didn't lock me out. Okay, so they okay,

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<v Speaker 1>there was communication. Yeah, okay, let me see bad Larry.

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<v Speaker 1>You got Lions plus three against or no, Vikings plus.

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<v Speaker 6>Three, Bears plus four, I mean Cardinals plus four against

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<v Speaker 6>the Bears, right, Cowboys plus one and a half against

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<v Speaker 6>the Dolphins.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you? No, No, you.

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<v Speaker 7>Don't like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm scared of No, absolutely not over under Giants Eagles.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah that's over forty two and a half.

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<v Speaker 6>I took the over because I want to bet on

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<v Speaker 6>my Giants, but I can't on the Cutler.

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<v Speaker 1>You see where he trademarked passing Paisano. No, but Guru,

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<v Speaker 1>shit that agent man, well, he better his fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>It's tick. You're going to open a pizzeria in Bergan County.

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<v Speaker 1>That's gonna be yeah, yeah in five years. Tommy Cutlets

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<v Speaker 1>has a place right near the meadow lands and you

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<v Speaker 1>could go there before the game or after the game.

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<v Speaker 1>Podcasting passing Paisano, Okay, Uh, what else do you have?

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<v Speaker 7>Laire Ravens plus the five against the Niners?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 6>And then I have a two unit. This is a

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<v Speaker 6>Christmas present to you guys. Are all you should bet it?

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<v Speaker 6>Bill's minus one and a half versus the Chargers, the

0:16:39.080 --> 0:16:42.000
<v Speaker 6>Eagles minus the two against the Giants, and the Bengals

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<v Speaker 6>plus the eight against the Steelers. Okay, Mail Dylan Murray Christmas, Buddy.

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<v Speaker 3>Dylan doesn't do Christmas, hates that and actually I do.

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<v Speaker 3>I do everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan. You shouldn't be going second because you're third on

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<v Speaker 1>the list here. Uh, picture day Ray has you going second,

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<v Speaker 1>So no your last Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>I think we're going to least felonies to most.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh fair for the holidays, Shay, go ahead, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>College football, Texas State laying five and a half against

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<v Speaker 1>Owl's Zona venerable motherfucking over. No, that's the under Danny.

0:17:20.600 --> 0:17:23.800
<v Speaker 1>I got the under there, Gay ray Er. No, it's

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<v Speaker 1>picture day, Ray, Picture Day. Ray. I meant messed that up.

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<v Speaker 1>I got the under an Arizona Sooner game. Okay, that's

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<v Speaker 1>sixty two yep, under there, Okay, Ole miss plus the

0:17:33.320 --> 0:17:36.760
<v Speaker 1>four against Penn State. Okay, I got the Ducks lane

0:17:36.840 --> 0:17:39.800
<v Speaker 1>seventeen against the Baptists. By the way, I did meet

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<v Speaker 1>Ray's girlfriend. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. What was she like developmentally?

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<v Speaker 3>No, she had a helmet on.

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<v Speaker 5>We don't have to act surprised here. She was very nice.

0:17:53.880 --> 0:17:55.520
<v Speaker 5>I thought she did a good, good job at that.

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<v Speaker 1>She was good. So she's not from Canada. She exists

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<v Speaker 1>in real life.

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<v Speaker 7>She exists in real life.

0:18:00.520 --> 0:18:02.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, not from she's from Island.

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<v Speaker 5>She is twenty five.

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<v Speaker 1>She employed. Yeah, doing better than me.

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<v Speaker 5>It was quite the day with me, Dylan and his girlfriends.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we were tuned up.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah we got we don't need to go down this road.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh really? Oh really? Wait? This is the company Christmas

0:18:19.960 --> 0:18:21.960
<v Speaker 1>party at my place.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, we're talking about afterwards. We got denied service

0:18:26.040 --> 0:18:28.800
<v Speaker 5>from two bars later on that day.

0:18:28.840 --> 0:18:34.399
<v Speaker 1>Well, you almost got denied service at my house. People

0:18:34.400 --> 0:18:36.480
<v Speaker 1>who were talking, why would you do it at your

0:18:36.520 --> 0:18:42.600
<v Speaker 1>house because my wife is a masochist, say this like you,

0:18:42.880 --> 0:18:45.440
<v Speaker 1>I go, we don't have to do this, Yes, we do.

0:18:45.840 --> 0:18:50.119
<v Speaker 1>So it's four hours, you know. I just everybody in

0:18:50.160 --> 0:18:52.520
<v Speaker 1>the building went there and yeah, and then everybody in

0:18:52.520 --> 0:18:55.679
<v Speaker 1>the neighborhood. I just lower food like Chad from Trigger

0:18:55.800 --> 0:18:58.399
<v Speaker 1>came in and go ship. Yes, damn it to hell, Danny,

0:18:58.440 --> 0:19:01.160
<v Speaker 1>you didn't call me. I can't. What the fuck, man,

0:19:01.240 --> 0:19:03.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't think you're in a good place right now.

0:19:03.000 --> 0:19:07.399
<v Speaker 1>I'm not. I honestly thought of inviting you. I just

0:19:08.000 --> 0:19:12.200
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't sure what was in store. That's fair, That's

0:19:12.280 --> 0:19:15.119
<v Speaker 1>that's you know me. That's fair. Yes, because you know,

0:19:15.200 --> 0:19:18.040
<v Speaker 1>usually I have to tell people to leave at four o'clock.

0:19:18.240 --> 0:19:21.440
<v Speaker 1>It starts at noon. And then I just chanced exactly

0:19:21.520 --> 0:19:23.520
<v Speaker 1>i'd be there all night. Yes, And I just thought,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, let's let me wait until you get

0:19:26.280 --> 0:19:29.960
<v Speaker 1>into a good space next year. Next year you might

0:19:30.000 --> 0:19:32.080
<v Speaker 1>be in a better space and about it, and then

0:19:32.160 --> 0:19:38.080
<v Speaker 1>I'll invite you and and your wife and the girls. No, yes,

0:19:38.119 --> 0:19:40.439
<v Speaker 1>we had a Piniana where we're knocking. The kids were

0:19:40.480 --> 0:19:44.560
<v Speaker 1>at the party. Yes, yes, kids we had a piniona

0:19:44.800 --> 0:19:47.399
<v Speaker 1>well inside that would lock. That put me in a

0:19:47.480 --> 0:19:49.040
<v Speaker 1>good place. If the kids were there, I lock it

0:19:49.119 --> 0:19:53.439
<v Speaker 1>up around them, you do, Yeah? Sure? In public? Yeah, sneak.

0:19:53.720 --> 0:19:56.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm not a sneaker, Danny, right out in the open.

0:19:56.480 --> 0:19:58.959
<v Speaker 3>Comy girls, I have to go to the cocaine room.

0:20:02.200 --> 0:20:05.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, Daddy, why'd you disappear for three days? Okay?

0:20:06.800 --> 0:20:10.520
<v Speaker 1>Anything else that are you doing? Over under Iowa, Tennessee? Yeah,

0:20:10.560 --> 0:20:14.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm taking the over it's time, okay, over thirty six

0:20:14.080 --> 0:20:17.040
<v Speaker 1>there and then I got the NFL. I got Highland

0:20:17.040 --> 0:20:18.600
<v Speaker 1>Park Lane, the three and a half. Here we go,

0:20:18.680 --> 0:20:22.280
<v Speaker 1>and you're taking Oregon over Liberty Lane seventeen against a Baptist. Yeah,

0:20:22.920 --> 0:20:25.720
<v Speaker 1>you're going to hell a Baptists. A Baptist. That's a

0:20:26.280 --> 0:20:31.200
<v Speaker 1>fundamentally flawed denomination. Anything you have in the NFL, anything

0:20:31.280 --> 0:20:33.800
<v Speaker 1>in the NFL. Yeah, yeah, the fighting Matt Staffords, laying

0:20:33.840 --> 0:20:36.080
<v Speaker 1>three and a half. Here we go, okay, all right, right?

0:20:37.080 --> 0:20:39.959
<v Speaker 1>Is there anything else? No, just trying to wake up

0:20:40.000 --> 0:20:44.280
<v Speaker 1>every day, Danny. Did you sleep in those clothes? Feels

0:20:44.280 --> 0:20:46.960
<v Speaker 1>like it? Yeah? It smells like it too. Wow. Yeah,

0:20:47.000 --> 0:20:50.159
<v Speaker 1>where have you been? I've been just existing on a

0:20:50.240 --> 0:20:53.439
<v Speaker 1>different plane. It's a different dimension that I live in

0:20:53.480 --> 0:20:57.080
<v Speaker 1>and the rest of you all. I know that. Yeah,

0:20:57.160 --> 0:20:59.680
<v Speaker 1>it's different, Danny. I got people.

0:20:59.400 --> 0:21:00.840
<v Speaker 3>Talking to me, the shadow people.

0:21:00.880 --> 0:21:03.600
<v Speaker 1>Hey, they're all in my head. You have some whispers

0:21:03.680 --> 0:21:05.760
<v Speaker 1>up there all day. I've been having whisper since I

0:21:05.760 --> 0:21:08.080
<v Speaker 1>was fourteen years old. My mama called it the devil

0:21:08.200 --> 0:21:10.680
<v Speaker 1>coming inside and talking to me. I think she might

0:21:10.720 --> 0:21:11.080
<v Speaker 1>be right.

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<v Speaker 3>You let the devil come inside.

0:21:13.800 --> 0:21:17.680
<v Speaker 1>Okay, don't you all not believe in the devil. I'm

0:21:17.720 --> 0:21:19.840
<v Speaker 1>not doing this today. What do you mean. No, I

0:21:19.840 --> 0:21:22.679
<v Speaker 1>don't know. We don't need to do this. There's no

0:21:22.920 --> 0:21:25.440
<v Speaker 1>evangelical portion of this program. I think you do need

0:21:25.480 --> 0:21:30.280
<v Speaker 1>to do this. No, No, you need to deal with

0:21:30.320 --> 0:21:32.919
<v Speaker 1>the devil. And maybe you made a deal with the

0:21:32.960 --> 0:21:33.920
<v Speaker 1>devil years ago.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, Marvin, this could have got real awkward before you

0:21:37.080 --> 0:21:39.080
<v Speaker 4>ate at your Christmas party. Shy would have been like,

0:21:39.119 --> 0:21:40.720
<v Speaker 4>everybody shut up, we're gonna say grace.

0:21:41.680 --> 0:21:45.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I would appreciate the gospel. Do you are you

0:21:45.320 --> 0:21:48.000
<v Speaker 1>the one that says grace? No? Oh, you don't do that. No.

0:21:48.080 --> 0:21:54.160
<v Speaker 1>The roommate is, you know, destined for hell. Okay, she's

0:21:54.320 --> 0:21:57.320
<v Speaker 1>listening to this, that's right. Her friends are too, Danny.

0:21:57.800 --> 0:22:00.879
<v Speaker 1>They get notes and they text her what I say

0:22:00.960 --> 0:22:04.080
<v Speaker 1>on the podcast and how I'm a bad person because

0:22:04.080 --> 0:22:04.360
<v Speaker 1>of that.

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<v Speaker 7>How long have you been together?

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<v Speaker 1>H ten years? Married, ten years, ten years before twenty years.

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<v Speaker 7>She's straight to have the ten minutes. I know you,

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<v Speaker 7>she's straight to have them.

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<v Speaker 3>Now you need ten years?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, ten years married, ten years to life. It was

0:22:20.480 --> 0:22:22.720
<v Speaker 1>we were, we were, I've been chased. I would chase

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<v Speaker 1>her for a decade and then she finally agreed to

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<v Speaker 1>marry me. No, married ten years and she's been regretting

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<v Speaker 1>every single year. I'm a salesman, Danny. I know how

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<v Speaker 1>to do it. Wow. Okay, Hellelujah, Praise the Lord. Are

0:22:36.840 --> 0:22:39.520
<v Speaker 1>you still doing your podcast? Yeah? We had one last night.

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<v Speaker 1>I got off the rails pretty fucking quick. Oh, Shay

0:22:42.560 --> 0:22:45.160
<v Speaker 1>and Irving. Wherever you get your podcast, that's and it's

0:22:45.160 --> 0:22:48.199
<v Speaker 1>Shaye in. People think it's Shae and Irving. Who the

0:22:48.200 --> 0:22:51.520
<v Speaker 1>fuck's Irving? I had to tell people, No, it's sy

0:22:51.880 --> 0:22:55.360
<v Speaker 1>in Irving. But it's the podcast. Wherever you get your podcasts.

0:22:56.040 --> 0:22:58.200
<v Speaker 1>And once you and your roommate get on the same page,

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<v Speaker 1>then I will come to your house and have dinner.

0:23:00.960 --> 0:23:03.520
<v Speaker 1>But I'm not gonna go there for a shitty dinner, right,

0:23:03.640 --> 0:23:05.480
<v Speaker 1>and if you two are not seeing eye to eye,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't trust her. Yeah, she could put arsenic in there.

0:23:08.320 --> 0:23:11.200
<v Speaker 1>I totally agree, Danny, But bleaching my coffee. I don't

0:23:11.200 --> 0:23:14.960
<v Speaker 1>trust her at all. Sheep pan chicken on a weeknight,

0:23:15.040 --> 0:23:17.960
<v Speaker 1>I know, I know, I know. And the kids had

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<v Speaker 1>different food. I was the only one that had sheep

0:23:19.760 --> 0:23:22.760
<v Speaker 1>pan chicken. It's like I'm in jail, Danny, is it? No,

0:23:24.040 --> 0:23:26.680
<v Speaker 1>you've been in jail. This isn't like being in jail.

0:23:26.760 --> 0:23:29.600
<v Speaker 1>I'd rather be in jail. Yeah, I appreciate. It would

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<v Speaker 1>have been structure of jail.

0:23:30.680 --> 0:23:32.320
<v Speaker 3>It would have been someone's wife in prison.

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<v Speaker 1>For no, brother, I promise you to God, I'm on top.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I don't believe that.

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<v Speaker 1>No thing.

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<v Speaker 4>What Marvin, Wait, some more action in prison or at

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<v Speaker 4>your house?

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<v Speaker 1>No, the house is fine there. That's the only thing

0:23:47.720 --> 0:23:52.679
<v Speaker 1>that keeps me coming back. We don't no, no, we

0:23:53.040 --> 0:23:55.800
<v Speaker 1>do not need Dylan. How about your picks?

0:23:55.920 --> 0:23:58.840
<v Speaker 8>Oh right, yeah, I forgot.

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<v Speaker 1>She's gonna yell me about the shit. Yes damn it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you're fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Alrighty chicken. The rest of my fucking life now, Yeah, alright,

0:24:08.960 --> 0:24:09.439
<v Speaker 1>here we go.

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<v Speaker 8>College football Duke Troy under forty four and a half.

0:24:14.280 --> 0:24:17.160
<v Speaker 8>I hate both of those teams, so taking the under

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<v Speaker 8>and neither starting quarterback Ole miss plus four against Penn State,

0:24:23.680 --> 0:24:27.840
<v Speaker 8>going Michigan minus one and a half against Alabama like

0:24:27.920 --> 0:24:31.119
<v Speaker 8>a smart person, Iowa Tennessee under thirty six. Of course,

0:24:31.160 --> 0:24:34.439
<v Speaker 8>that's literally an eighty point total for any other team.

0:24:35.560 --> 0:24:40.720
<v Speaker 8>And Texas minus four against Washington, and then for NFL.

0:24:41.040 --> 0:24:43.480
<v Speaker 8>I got Bill's minus eleven a half against the Chargers,

0:24:44.240 --> 0:24:45.960
<v Speaker 8>Bengals minus two against the Steelers.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you like that surf side? Those those they're goods.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, well they're like twisted tea without like four hundred

0:24:51.760 --> 0:24:54.359
<v Speaker 8>pounds of sugar in okay, all right, actually one hundred

0:24:54.359 --> 0:24:55.960
<v Speaker 8>calories don like a white cloth.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, somebody dropped them off at the Christmas party, so

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<v Speaker 1>I thought i'd bring him.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you sampled them?

0:25:03.240 --> 0:25:06.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm a man, I'm a man.

0:25:07.080 --> 0:25:08.440
<v Speaker 3>I think men drink iced tea.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, not real, man, You got die would beat it? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, anything else, yep.

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<v Speaker 3>Ravens plus five against the Niners.

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<v Speaker 8>And I'm also gonna sprinkle a you know on the

0:25:22.560 --> 0:25:24.520
<v Speaker 8>Ravens money line too, okay?

0:25:25.200 --> 0:25:27.680
<v Speaker 3>And Cowboys Dolphins under fifty.

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<v Speaker 5>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh is that it? I gotta add to Danny Okay,

0:25:33.920 --> 0:25:36.760
<v Speaker 1>Bama money line, Texas laying the.

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<v Speaker 3>Four copying my Texas bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's it. That's what definitely from you, Larry. Thank

0:25:43.920 --> 0:25:46.520
<v Speaker 1>you for coming out, no problem, and I have mad

0:25:46.600 --> 0:25:48.520
<v Speaker 1>respect for you. Came in and you wanted to look

0:25:48.560 --> 0:25:49.800
<v Speaker 1>Shay right in the eye.

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<v Speaker 7>Man.

0:25:50.600 --> 0:25:55.880
<v Speaker 6>Yeah no, I mean I couldn't be an hour away

0:25:55.880 --> 0:26:00.119
<v Speaker 6>from here in not sty and I gotta be to

0:26:00.119 --> 0:26:01.080
<v Speaker 6>be a little late in the main.

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<v Speaker 1>But I give you a lot, a lot of credit

0:26:03.680 --> 0:26:06.080
<v Speaker 1>that you came in here and you stared right in

0:26:06.160 --> 0:26:09.439
<v Speaker 1>the devil's face and you didn't blink. You did not blink,

0:26:10.560 --> 0:26:12.720
<v Speaker 1>and you can't drink and your wife is out far.

0:26:12.960 --> 0:26:14.159
<v Speaker 7>The devil's in the car waiting for me.

0:26:14.200 --> 0:26:20.760
<v Speaker 6>I'm gonna okay, we'll be fine. A couple of miles, okay, Dan,

0:26:20.840 --> 0:26:22.240
<v Speaker 6>Marry christ Merry Christmas?

0:26:24.240 --> 0:26:26.480
<v Speaker 1>Good luck.

0:26:26.840 --> 0:26:27.840
<v Speaker 2>You know how to get out of here.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, all right, let's see a bunch. That's once again.

0:26:33.560 --> 0:26:35.520
<v Speaker 1>How about around Larry.

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<v Speaker 3>I sent some real chemistry with Shane Larry towards the

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<v Speaker 3>end there.

0:26:44.280 --> 0:26:46.159
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was great. You know, I thought that he

0:26:46.359 --> 0:26:48.880
<v Speaker 1>uh got the better of you, did you know. Yeah,

0:26:49.680 --> 0:26:51.560
<v Speaker 1>he kind of dunked on you a little bit because

0:26:52.080 --> 0:26:53.760
<v Speaker 1>you didn't know that he was here, and then all

0:26:53.800 --> 0:26:55.280
<v Speaker 1>of a sudden he was here. And then all of

0:26:55.320 --> 0:26:59.199
<v Speaker 1>a sudden, it's like your drug dealers showing up at

0:26:59.240 --> 0:27:01.920
<v Speaker 1>the crackhouse you're staying at when you owe them for

0:27:02.000 --> 0:27:05.120
<v Speaker 1>a couple of ounces. He just walks in the door.

0:27:05.760 --> 0:27:08.040
<v Speaker 1>You're like, oh shit, here we go. Yeah, I don't

0:27:08.080 --> 0:27:10.000
<v Speaker 1>know that. Neither do I, Danny.

0:27:10.000 --> 0:27:13.320
<v Speaker 3>I'm just outside the box here, totally random pull.

0:27:13.480 --> 0:27:15.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. If the roommate is listening, this is all a

0:27:15.680 --> 0:27:19.760
<v Speaker 1>bit I'm joking. No, no, because you said to me, Danny,

0:27:19.880 --> 0:27:23.360
<v Speaker 1>this isn't an act. You told me that a couple

0:27:23.400 --> 0:27:24.080
<v Speaker 1>of weeks ago.

0:27:24.080 --> 0:27:25.120
<v Speaker 3>Danny, this in an act.

0:27:26.200 --> 0:27:29.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I better retract that, yes, say that was an act,

0:27:29.200 --> 0:27:32.240
<v Speaker 1>saying it wasn't an act. And now the roommate and

0:27:32.280 --> 0:27:35.359
<v Speaker 1>I can be happire after. Is this is this gonna

0:27:35.359 --> 0:27:37.760
<v Speaker 1>make things? Can it be worse? Oh?

0:27:37.880 --> 0:27:38.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:27:38.240 --> 0:27:40.919
<v Speaker 1>Okay, oh yeah yeah. All right. So if the roommate

0:27:41.040 --> 0:27:43.440
<v Speaker 1>is listening, I have heard a lot about your food,

0:27:43.560 --> 0:27:45.720
<v Speaker 1>and I would love to come over and have a

0:27:45.960 --> 0:27:48.920
<v Speaker 1>nice meal, and I'd love to meet the girls. She

0:27:49.040 --> 0:27:51.960
<v Speaker 1>told me she wanted to yell at you. Why because

0:27:52.040 --> 0:27:57.520
<v Speaker 1>you're ler. Yeah, that's that's exactly what she said.

0:27:58.320 --> 0:27:58.679
<v Speaker 3>That's it.

0:28:00.160 --> 0:28:08.320
<v Speaker 1>The room. Her friends are going to text your immedia.

0:28:08.520 --> 0:28:08.680
<v Speaker 1>I know.

0:28:08.880 --> 0:28:10.240
<v Speaker 3>Do you know what se fucking said about you?

0:28:10.480 --> 0:28:14.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? But Dan, you are unemployed yoga teaching us. Why

0:28:14.280 --> 0:28:15.160
<v Speaker 1>am I an enabler?

0:28:15.480 --> 0:28:17.440
<v Speaker 3>You let me get hammered at your Christmas party?

0:28:17.440 --> 0:28:21.120
<v Speaker 1>So you came hammered at my Christmas party? Yes, good movie.

0:28:21.160 --> 0:28:24.679
<v Speaker 1>Because somebody was on the train with you guys. They

0:28:24.840 --> 0:28:27.760
<v Speaker 1>showed up before you guys got there, and they go,

0:28:27.960 --> 0:28:30.160
<v Speaker 1>oh my god. There there was a group of people.

0:28:30.320 --> 0:28:32.640
<v Speaker 1>I think they're coming to your party, and they were

0:28:32.800 --> 0:28:36.960
<v Speaker 1>tuned up. Was the expression, who is this fucking rat? Ray?

0:28:37.600 --> 0:28:40.160
<v Speaker 5>As soon as I walked in, I knew exactly who

0:28:40.240 --> 0:28:42.680
<v Speaker 5>it was. Oh, exactly who it was. I remember we

0:28:42.760 --> 0:28:46.680
<v Speaker 5>were getting off the train at Milford and they may

0:28:46.800 --> 0:28:48.280
<v Speaker 5>or may not have gone in front of us, and

0:28:48.400 --> 0:28:51.040
<v Speaker 5>someone may or may not have gone in front of

0:28:51.120 --> 0:28:54.400
<v Speaker 5>them skipped a turn off the train, and I was like, oh,

0:28:54.480 --> 0:28:56.640
<v Speaker 5>that probably wasn't the nicest thing we could have done.

0:28:56.680 --> 0:28:58.440
<v Speaker 5>But we're like, we'll never see him again. And we

0:28:58.560 --> 0:29:01.320
<v Speaker 5>turned the corner and they were outside talking to the

0:29:01.360 --> 0:29:02.800
<v Speaker 5>big guy, and I was like, let's.

0:29:02.800 --> 0:29:07.880
<v Speaker 1>Go to the right here, we'll bit you guys walked

0:29:07.920 --> 0:29:10.160
<v Speaker 1>in and you it was obvious.

0:29:10.960 --> 0:29:14.080
<v Speaker 2>So I mean, wait, it wasn't even the.

0:29:14.360 --> 0:29:17.360
<v Speaker 1>First strategies to Christmas parties. When it comes to work,

0:29:17.880 --> 0:29:20.440
<v Speaker 1>when it comes to social I mean, you've got to

0:29:20.560 --> 0:29:21.760
<v Speaker 1>plan your day accordingly.

0:29:22.160 --> 0:29:24.120
<v Speaker 3>It was a little shampoo effect.

0:29:24.280 --> 0:29:25.520
<v Speaker 5>We didn't like make a scene.

0:29:26.520 --> 0:29:29.640
<v Speaker 1>Wait, if you're showing up tuned up, you got to

0:29:29.680 --> 0:29:31.240
<v Speaker 1>bring at least half a gram with you to go

0:29:31.280 --> 0:29:34.160
<v Speaker 1>to the mountain. You got to you got not at

0:29:34.160 --> 0:29:36.280
<v Speaker 1>the work party. No, absolutely, at the work party. You

0:29:36.400 --> 0:29:38.640
<v Speaker 1>always leave early at the work party because Hr is

0:29:38.640 --> 0:29:43.080
<v Speaker 1>there just watching. I'm Hr showing up. Wait, Sha, where

0:29:43.080 --> 0:29:43.600
<v Speaker 1>do you work again?

0:29:43.680 --> 0:29:48.200
<v Speaker 3>Tell us? I think?

0:29:48.320 --> 0:29:55.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, rocket building the helicopter they trust me exactly what

0:29:55.280 --> 0:29:55.560
<v Speaker 1>you want.

0:29:55.680 --> 0:29:57.920
<v Speaker 3>When you see one flying real low, you know who's

0:29:58.000 --> 0:29:58.600
<v Speaker 3>piloting it.

0:29:59.320 --> 0:30:01.320
<v Speaker 1>Right, Think we're done well, But Dan, thank you for

0:30:01.360 --> 0:30:04.440
<v Speaker 1>having us. Well, thanks for not inviting me.

0:30:04.520 --> 0:30:06.000
<v Speaker 3>I lost to a nine year old in pool.

0:30:06.520 --> 0:30:10.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, because you were a little in your cups.

0:30:10.720 --> 0:30:13.600
<v Speaker 3>I'd transferred over the bell curve spier.

0:30:14.400 --> 0:30:17.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah all right, I think we've done enough dammage here

0:30:18.080 --> 0:30:22.520
<v Speaker 1>to uh your career, my career, to Shay's marriage, and

0:30:22.880 --> 0:30:26.320
<v Speaker 1>uh maybe the gamblers out there. Good luck this weekend

0:30:26.760 --> 0:30:29.000
<v Speaker 1>and we'll talk to you. Are we going to be

0:30:29.040 --> 0:30:29.760
<v Speaker 1>around next week.

0:30:29.880 --> 0:30:33.480
<v Speaker 4>We're on vacation and yeah, we're off next week. I

0:30:33.880 --> 0:30:37.400
<v Speaker 4>need a week off from But our next episode is

0:30:37.440 --> 0:30:40.520
<v Speaker 4>our hundredth episode. It takes a gamble, no ship.

0:30:41.000 --> 0:30:43.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, something I think you get off the wagon.

0:30:46.400 --> 0:30:49.800
<v Speaker 3>Should we do a small field trip for the hundredth episode?

0:30:50.120 --> 0:30:51.240
<v Speaker 3>Weren't we talking about.

0:30:51.080 --> 0:30:55.560
<v Speaker 1>Doing it at a pleasant moments? Yeah, we're not going

0:30:55.560 --> 0:31:00.560
<v Speaker 1>to a strip club. It's more of a whorehouse doing that.

0:31:01.000 --> 0:31:02.320
<v Speaker 1>All right? Yeah me neither.

0:31:02.800 --> 0:31:04.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, terrible idea.

0:31:04.640 --> 0:31:08.440
<v Speaker 1>Okay boo, all right, Uh, Merry Christmas to everybody, am

0:31:08.840 --> 0:31:12.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't do the happy holiday. Merry Christmas, Christmas, Happy

0:31:12.680 --> 0:31:15.720
<v Speaker 1>New Year. Welcome to America, Dylan, thank you for joining us,

0:31:15.760 --> 0:31:18.800
<v Speaker 1>as thank you for he can't thank you for joining us.

0:31:18.960 --> 0:31:21.400
<v Speaker 1>We'll talk to you, not next week, but the week

0:31:21.480 --> 0:31:22.520
<v Speaker 1>after that maybe