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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Glaser pos.

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Speaker 3: Hello here, I am welcome to the Nicky Glazer Podcast.

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Speaker 4: I'm Nicki Glazer. I am in Saint Louis, Missouri alone. Well,

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Speaker 4: my dog's in the room, but I'm back home in

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Speaker 4: my home studio. Good to be back. Brian is in

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Speaker 4: Los Angeles. What's up, Brian?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what's up? I'm in my home studio with my

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Speaker 1: dog as well.

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Speaker 3: Yes, Oh my god, dog life is so good.

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Speaker 1: Dog you like being back in the dog life.

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Speaker 4: I mean, she didn't like recognize me, because honestly, I

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Speaker 4: had her for I think four weeks before I left

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Speaker 4: for Europe, and then she was with her dogs atter

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Speaker 4: for two and a half, which is like the same

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Speaker 4: amount of time. So I think she just thought that

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Speaker 4: was her new owner, and she was probably sad to

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Speaker 4: see her go.

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Speaker 3: But then Chris was with her a couple days before

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Speaker 3: I got home.

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Speaker 4: But I got home yesterday and she barked at me

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Speaker 4: at first and was alarmed. But I had sunglasses on,

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Speaker 4: so maybe she's not a fan of the podcast. She's

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Speaker 4: not used to seeing me like that. She'sn't watching her

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Speaker 4: YouTube channel, so half my face was covered.

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Speaker 1: But she's more of a Tiger belly fan. I think, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 4: And uh so she she oh, she is. She would

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Speaker 4: be a Tiger belly fan because she just loves the word.

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Speaker 4: Just belly is like very crucial to her. She's so

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Speaker 4: cute and I love her. But she Yeah, she barked

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Speaker 4: at me at first and then wow, and I didn't

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Speaker 4: take it offensively, like that's the thing.

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Speaker 3: Animals can do.

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Speaker 4: No harm to me, Like they can do whatever they want,

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Speaker 4: and I'll never take anything personally or be like. She

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Speaker 4: doesn't wike me anymore. I'm just like you, be you girl.

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Speaker 4: I don't care like I like. People sometimes ask why

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Speaker 4: my parents have my old dogs, Luigi and Marion, and

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Speaker 4: the reason that I didn't take them back from them

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Speaker 4: because I gave them to them because I was living

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Speaker 4: in New York and it just made living there. Oh,

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Speaker 4: I forget to turn off the AC. So I'm sorry

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Speaker 4: if you guys hear that it's just too hot, not

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Speaker 4: too This is what I'm gonna say, even though I don't.

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Speaker 4: It's not true, but it sounds like it could be

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Speaker 4: anywhere in the country. It was yesterday, but now it's

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Speaker 4: not too hot. I'm just too I'm too lazy. To

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Speaker 4: best that I don't because I'm just feeling really lazy

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Speaker 4: right now.

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Speaker 1: You're hot and bothered.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And so I gave my dogs to my parents

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Speaker 4: because I was in a four floor walk up and

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Speaker 4: it just became like brutal to walk them up and down,

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Speaker 4: and they didn't like the stairs and they don't like

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Speaker 4: shitting on the sidewalk, and so I was like, I

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Speaker 4: just want them to have a better life, even though

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Speaker 4: I love them, And it made my life a hell

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Speaker 4: of a lot better too, so we both benefited from it.

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Speaker 4: But then when I moved back to Saint Louis and

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Speaker 4: I was able to like actually have a dog again.

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Speaker 4: First of all, my parents didn't want to give Marian

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Speaker 4: back because they love her so much and Luigi. They

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Speaker 4: And he's also too big to travel now because he's

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Speaker 4: a he's just a chonker. He got too big and

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Speaker 4: I can't carry that thing around. And he has a

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Speaker 4: better life with them, and he doesn't like leaving them,

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Speaker 4: and one time, like he would do little sleepovers with me.

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Speaker 4: For the past couple of years where I would just

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Speaker 4: borrow him for a couple of days and we'd just

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Speaker 4: a sleepover, which he did not ask to do, and

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Speaker 4: I'm just like, get in the car and he gets

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Speaker 4: in the car reluctantly, and then I just open the

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Speaker 4: And he just instantly juts out and I go, I

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Speaker 4: He's back, and They're like take him. And I'm like, no,

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Speaker 4: by it, Like I just want him to have a

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Speaker 4: good life. So yesterday when she barked at me, there

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Speaker 4: was I'm glad there's no part of me that was.

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Speaker 3: Like she doesn't when membo.

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Speaker 4: Me, Because all it takes to get a dog to

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Speaker 4: a day and feed them and give them snuggles, and

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Speaker 4: then I'll be her number one. Whoever is giving her

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Speaker 4: the most attention is her number one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I mean over time, that'll get harder. It'll

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Speaker 1: take longer than a day. Over time. I think if

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Speaker 1: you own this dog for years and years and establish this.

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Speaker 4: I want her to be a transient pop that's just

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Speaker 4: horrid around, because that's what she.

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Speaker 3: Is right now.

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Speaker 1: She's like, some dogs are not bad.

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Speaker 3: No, what's going on?

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Speaker 1: When I was picking out dogs to foster and then

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Speaker 1: eventually I got Jack. I remember one of the dogs

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Speaker 1: I walked. I walked around. This man was holding the

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Speaker 1: dog around? I was like sure. He handed me the dog,

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Speaker 1: and the dog like didn't even notice that someone else

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Speaker 1: was walking him. Yeah, there was no difference. He could

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Speaker 1: have handed the dog off to like Hitler and he

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I want to foster a dog

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Speaker 1: that like, I don't Well, I'll foster a dog about you,

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Speaker 1: but I don't want to adopt a dog who like

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Speaker 4: No. The thing is, my dog is not totally just like, Uh,

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Speaker 4: I've been tossed around so much that I'm just numb

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Speaker 4: to any new person. She just likes everyone, and I

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Speaker 4: people who she's like always excited to see when she

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Speaker 4: who she had for was with her two and a

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Speaker 4: gonna miss her so much. And she's been texting us

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Speaker 4: I'm like, wait, who's sitting for who? She's like requesting

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Speaker 4: footage to make sure she's okay. I'm like, yeah, so

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Speaker 4: we uh so this weekend, like I'm out of town

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Speaker 4: it's just too hard to be in a hotel on the

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Speaker 4: let's give Gracie a couple of days with the dog

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Speaker 4: So yeah, it's like now she has a bunch of

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Speaker 3: It's so nice.

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Speaker 1: That's very good. I bought Jack to Vegas when we

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Speaker 1: went there for the Super Bowl, and I have to say,

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Speaker 1: there's no place, there's no place in this country that's

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Speaker 1: so that they can piss.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not ideal. You'd probably have to carry Jack through.

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Speaker 4: Did you carry him most of the time?

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Speaker 1: No, I walked him. I mean he was he could

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Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, if I want to walk the dog,

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Speaker 1: I mean four times a day or something, I can't

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Speaker 4: That's the thing with my building is like, that's why

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Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, every time this dog is to pee,

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Speaker 4: I could just the difference between having a dog when

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Speaker 4: a yard is a really big difference, y'all. I didn't

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Speaker 4: even think about it, but it is a big difference.

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Speaker 4: Like you just open the door and your dog goes

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Speaker 4: out in the backyard. That's amazing, yues. They need exercise

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Speaker 4: and you should, but a lot of you don't do

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Speaker 4: you can convince yourself they can run around. And the

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Speaker 4: great thing with her is is that I can get

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Speaker 4: her tuckered out within five minutes, like full blown. Like

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Speaker 4: if you had a dog like a whine marine or something,

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Speaker 4: And I guess throwing the ball. Having a dog that

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Speaker 4: out so quickly, But it's you have to teach a

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Speaker 3: She yes, it's great, So maybe.

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Speaker 4: I don't need a yard in a house. But I

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Speaker 4: was looking up apartments Friday night or Saturday night. When

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Speaker 4: let's get an apartment in Amsterdam. Let's let's move to Amsterdam.

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Speaker 4: I'm seriously I'm not joking about it anymore. I'm literally

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Speaker 4: looking at property I want to have, like a small

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Speaker 3: Literally to get away.

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Speaker 4: Not just a little beachy getaway, No, like I need

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Speaker 4: to escape.

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Speaker 1: So U can, and you should, and if just for

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Speaker 1: the escape, but it's like you, if you can, why not?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: And I loved Amsterdam so much when I was there

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Speaker 4: And I found this cafe with this food that I

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Speaker 4: just can't thinking about. I talked about it already, but

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Speaker 3: And so I was like, a, yes, a reason to go.

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Speaker 4: Not that you know, you can never escape anything that's

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Speaker 4: happening right now globally with the weather and everything, but

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Speaker 4: it seems like a pretty good place to like die.

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Speaker 1: Sure, I mean there's lots of places that are great

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Speaker 1: to die. But it feels like this is like a

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Speaker 1: full character arc for you, like you've gone through a transformation,

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Speaker 1: because I recall before you went on your European tour,

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Speaker 1: you were like, why leave the country. I don't want

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Speaker 1: to speak different languages, I don't want to experience these

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Speaker 1: cultures I know, and now you're like, wouldn't it be

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Speaker 1: nice to have a little getaway at Amsterdam?

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Speaker 4: I don't have to do work and I can Can

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Speaker 4: I retire if I just oppositely in Amsterdam? Wow?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is all a big change.

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Speaker 4: Well, because vacation rules, and if you don't take one,

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Speaker 4: you never know how good it can be, and so

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Speaker 4: you just are addicted to work. But people who are

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Speaker 4: addicted to work don't take vacations because if they really

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Speaker 3: How fucking sweet it is not to work. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 4: Now we really have true opinions about the girl who

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Speaker 3: We're back.

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Speaker 4: My dog's going crazy. She doesn't understand that I'm recording

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Speaker 1: So I didn't hear it. That was the only thing

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Speaker 4: But I got asked to do it, and it was

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Speaker 3: You learn from these things. It wasn't on this scale.

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Speaker 1: Wait, I don't even know where this was? What where

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Speaker 3: It was at that like home home run derby?

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Speaker 3: Like the just some kind of like is it that?

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Speaker 4: What she's like a burgeoning country star? I think Ingrid Andress. Okay,

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Speaker 1: It says, Yeah, what's happening.

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Speaker 3: I got to look this girl up. Okay, let's listen.

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Speaker 3: Oh say you.

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Speaker 2: Sae Bye the Donce, What's too? Proudly by the Tilight,

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Speaker 2: Last Green.

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Speaker 3: Almost shot silmade.

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Speaker 1: Through the pain.

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Speaker 3: You're just nervous. I can hear it.

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Speaker 1: Oh the.

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Speaker 3: But we watch We're so gas least stream poor thing

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Speaker 3: and get spread the.

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Speaker 2: Bombs burst.

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Speaker 3: Gave pool, do the night.

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Speaker 2: That of the wash, say thet speed.

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Speaker 3: She doesn't look like she knows. Someone said there was

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Speaker 1: It's almost like it got so bad at the end

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Speaker 4: First, honestly, I think that's the track she should go in,

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Speaker 4: So I looked her up.

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Speaker 3: She's, you know, a four time Grammy winning.

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Speaker 3: She's born in ninety one. She's thirty two.

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Speaker 4: Her breakthrough say More Hearts than Mine peaked at number

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Speaker 4: More Hearts than My? You know what, it doesn't matter

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Speaker 3: But Da Da Da Da.

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Speaker 4: She's released two albums. She has also co written songs

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Speaker 3: Do you remember that? Uh huh, So she is a

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Speaker 4: talked about it on the show. Unless you're relaxed, like

443
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Speaker 4: you cannot sing and if you're nervous. But also the

444
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Speaker 4: echoes coming back to her, she looked. But then I

445
00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:37,200
Speaker 4: saw her and she looked very relaxed.

446
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Speaker 1: She looked like she was enjoying that, you know what.

447
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Speaker 1: She was doing a lot of these like flourishes and

448
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Speaker 1: had that She has that weird like b York style

449
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:48,280
Speaker 1: voice where she's like not really using like a human

450
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Speaker 1: accent or whatever that is.

451
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Speaker 3: I think yeah, yeah, yeah, where she changes like the

452
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Speaker 3: wording of yeah.

453
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Speaker 1: And I feel like that's that's happening a lot now

454
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Speaker 1: with like younger singers or something where I'm just hearing

455
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Speaker 1: a like pop songs, like people are doing like little

456
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Speaker 1: baby voices or something. I don't know what to call it,

457
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:08,560
Speaker 1: but it's a very sting for a while. What what

458
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,600
Speaker 1: is that and why? And is that good?

459
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Speaker 3: It just is easy to sound like this and sing

460
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Speaker 3: like this.

461
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:19,200
Speaker 1: Like instead of saying instead of saying like I went

462
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Speaker 1: to the store, yeah, or it's like stir.

463
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Speaker 3: Well.

464
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Speaker 4: It does help with singing to change the way you

465
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Speaker 4: say some words like justin Timberlake kind of got poked

466
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Speaker 4: fun at for it, but you shouldn't have noticed. It's

467
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Speaker 4: gonna be May. May is easier to say than me,

468
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Speaker 4: Like singing me is not easy. So most people when

469
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Speaker 4: they say me, when you hear me in a song,

470
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Speaker 4: they're saying may.

471
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Speaker 1: But I thought it was gonna be May. I thought

472
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Speaker 1: about the months that's about him. Yeah, I'm sorry to interrupt.

473
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Speaker 1: Related to Ingrid, two minutes ago, she posted that she

474
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Speaker 1: was drunk last night, apologizes and she going to rehab.

475
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:03,840
Speaker 3: Oh she's going to what rehab?

476
00:21:04,119 --> 00:21:04,679
Speaker 1: Oh rehab?

477
00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:07,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just it just notified.

478
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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Well that's an interesting angle to go. I

479
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:13,320
Speaker 1: think I don't really believe her.

480
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Speaker 4: Whoever in her PR team came up with that one,

481
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Speaker 4: give me a call, because I want that person in

482
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Speaker 4: my corner when she hits the fan, because that is

483
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:25,520
Speaker 4: good that this is.

484
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Speaker 1: Going to be a huge positive for her now instead

485
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Speaker 1: of being like you're the worst singer in the world,

486
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Speaker 1: it's like she's suffering and she now has admitted her addiction,

487
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Speaker 1: and now she's going to go try to fix it.

488
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Speaker 1: And I still think she could have.

489
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Speaker 3: Got an addiction, an addiction, but she was wasted. I

490
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Speaker 3: don't know that she was.

491
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Speaker 4: She didn't seem but but that might explain the relaxation.

492
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Speaker 4: That might explain crazy she loses it. I think two

493
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Speaker 4: notes in she uh goes her own way and then

494
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Speaker 4: everyone's going like, why is she doing all these like

495
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:02,920
Speaker 4: land of the like those little things. It's because she

496
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Speaker 4: already practiced it that way. That's why she didn't abandon

497
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:08,760
Speaker 4: those like yeah, she she just had to do them.

498
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Speaker 4: That that's gonna be this is Yeah, the HAKT girl

499
00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:16,000
Speaker 4: needs to move to the side, and this.

500
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Speaker 3: Is our new queen.

501
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:17,800
Speaker 4: This is it.

502
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Speaker 1: I mean Hawk two is doing all right by the

503
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Speaker 1: way she's having she you're gonna like this. Actually, did

504
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:26,240
Speaker 1: you see what hawk Ta posted this week? No, so

505
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:29,560
Speaker 1: hawk Tua is now getting a lot of pushback because

506
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Speaker 1: you know, she's getting fifteen minutes of fame and now

507
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,920
Speaker 1: people are like, she's not anything. Why is this girl

508
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:37,280
Speaker 1: who spit on a dick like gonna be famous to us?

509
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:42,560
Speaker 1: And she is now owning the idea that she only

510
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Speaker 1: has fifteen minutes of fame. And she made a video

511
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:47,760
Speaker 1: where she said, people are telling me I only have

512
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Speaker 1: fifteen minutes of fame, and so I'm gonna take that

513
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:52,920
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes and do something good. And then she goes

514
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:55,399
Speaker 1: to a Pet Smart and she buys sixty thousand dollars

515
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Speaker 1: worth of pet food and pet supplies, and then she

516
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Speaker 1: goes to her low animal shelter in Nashville and she

517
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:04,440
Speaker 1: donates it all to the animal shelter and uses this

518
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Speaker 1: as a platform to get dogs and cats adopted.

519
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Speaker 3: Okay, couple things. What number one that I don't like.

520
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Speaker 4: Pet Smart? I got a problem with pets. Pet Smart

521
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:22,400
Speaker 4: is not a good They don't care about animals. They're

522
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:25,240
Speaker 4: there to make a profit. They really don't. They throw

523
00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:27,879
Speaker 4: goldfish out in the trash, still alive. They do that

524
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:30,639
Speaker 4: with lizards, they do it with hamsters. It's well documented.

525
00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:33,440
Speaker 4: They don't give a fuck about animals. You should not

526
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,040
Speaker 4: shop at pet Smart if you can avoid it. I

527
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:36,600
Speaker 4: know that there's so many things in the world that

528
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:38,399
Speaker 4: are It's like I've had to do it sometimes too.

529
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Speaker 4: There's just no other place to go to get the

530
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Speaker 4: dog food and you need it. But I think pet

531
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Speaker 4: Smart was in on this. It's great again, another great

532
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:47,879
Speaker 4: PR move. I want whoever is on her team on

533
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:49,719
Speaker 4: my team. I have a great team. But I mean

534
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:51,879
Speaker 4: like I think, like, yes, these are people that I

535
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Speaker 4: would employ.

536
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Speaker 1: You'd fire a regular team if you could have one.

537
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Speaker 3: It's a good thing to do. Go, okay, let's spin

538
00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:58,359
Speaker 3: this fifteen minutes. Now what can you do?

539
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,760
Speaker 4: And everyone like really is on your because now they're

540
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:02,800
Speaker 4: not on your side because you made a dirty joke

541
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:04,720
Speaker 4: and everyone's.

542
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:06,840
Speaker 3: Intrigued by you. And what this is like When people

543
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:09,320
Speaker 3: go like, oh, this is where our culture's at. The

544
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:10,320
Speaker 3: hook tool.

545
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:13,120
Speaker 4: Girl's famous, I'm like, it's the same when someone complains

546
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:13,800
Speaker 4: that there's traffic.

547
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:16,199
Speaker 3: I'm like, you're a part of it. Yeah, you are

548
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:17,240
Speaker 3: making this traffic.

549
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:21,040
Speaker 4: You watched the video, you know, you liked it and

550
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:25,399
Speaker 4: you like it's it's just you know, when someone goes

551
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,480
Speaker 4: like it's so crowded here, I'm like, but you're here too,

552
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:30,639
Speaker 4: so you're part of stumbed to k Blaine. It's like

553
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:32,800
Speaker 4: when people get mad about it. I understand commenting and

554
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:34,440
Speaker 4: being like, God, it sucks that it's crowded, but like

555
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:37,360
Speaker 4: to be like, what all these people doing here? Yeah?

556
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:39,600
Speaker 1: Well I think that sometimes when I'm driving down the

557
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Speaker 1: street and I see all the cars driving in the

558
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Speaker 1: opposite direction, and I'm like, where the fuck are all

559
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:43,920
Speaker 1: these people?

560
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Speaker 4: I think I sometimes do, Yes, I do wonder, like

561
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Speaker 4: where everyone is going. I wish I could have random

562
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Speaker 4: information about people's.

563
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:53,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I would love that if you could

564
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,359
Speaker 1: just scan a car. And it's like I'm going to

565
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Speaker 1: the beach and I am with my sister, Essay.

566
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Speaker 3: Is probably doing that.

567
00:24:59,119 --> 00:25:01,000
Speaker 4: They're like, what would it be like to know everything

568
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:05,600
Speaker 4: about every person? Like when everyone lost their virginity, and they.

569
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:06,400
Speaker 3: Like have that now?

570
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:11,600
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, I mean I now. The assumption is whenever

571
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Speaker 1: I'm looking at the cars driving by and im when

572
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Speaker 1: I'm like, where the fuck that they're going? Yeah, honestly,

573
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:19,280
Speaker 1: what I'm thinking is they don't need to be going there.

574
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:23,200
Speaker 1: I automatically think they don't need to Wherever they're going,

575
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:26,320
Speaker 1: it's not important, it doesn't matter. Meanwhile, I'm like driving

576
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:29,720
Speaker 1: to like get a candy or something, and I'm like,

577
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:30,720
Speaker 1: what are these people doing?

578
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:33,120
Speaker 4: I never think about other drivers, Like, I don't get

579
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:36,040
Speaker 4: mad at drivers almost ever. Do you often get mad

580
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:36,520
Speaker 4: at drivers?

581
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:38,480
Speaker 1: I'm not mad at them. I think I'm just like,

582
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Speaker 1: I'm not mad at the people driving. I'm just like,

583
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,000
Speaker 1: why are you even trying to go? Where you're trying

584
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:46,399
Speaker 1: to go? I just assume everyone's doing something unimportant when

585
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:49,520
Speaker 1: they're probably all like saying, registered nurses going to the hospital,

586
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:51,159
Speaker 1: and I'm just like, what are you even doing? Right?

587
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:54,080
Speaker 4: I often have that thing called sounder, where you like

588
00:25:54,359 --> 00:25:58,440
Speaker 4: realize other people have deep internal lives, just as deep

589
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:03,920
Speaker 4: and interesting and complex as your own. Where you where

590
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:05,720
Speaker 4: you go like, oh my god, every single person. But

591
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:07,320
Speaker 4: I don't think they all, do, you know?

592
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:08,439
Speaker 1: I think some people kind of.

593
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:09,400
Speaker 3: Are just like du.

594
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 4: Their brains aren't doing much. They're not like struggling with things, and.

595
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Speaker 1: I think it's about half. I think about half the

596
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:20,200
Speaker 1: people are just like I just don't even Have you

597
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:23,119
Speaker 1: ever heard someone say like, I don't really have any thoughts,

598
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:24,920
Speaker 1: I don't really think about Have you ever heard someone

599
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:27,479
Speaker 1: say something like that, No, I don't think so much.

600
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:29,560
Speaker 1: Like if you said, what do you think about this person.

601
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 3: David conversation on the show?

602
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:33,640
Speaker 4: Like I feel like that's the kind of thing someone

603
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:34,960
Speaker 4: would say on that show, and you go, what do

604
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:36,040
Speaker 4: you mean you don't have thoughts?

605
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:37,879
Speaker 3: No, I've never heard that.

606
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Speaker 1: I think there are some people who go through their

607
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,040
Speaker 1: day and they're not really thinking about much.

608
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Speaker 4: Well, I do agree with that, but I don't I

609
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:46,640
Speaker 4: know that I've ever heard someone say I don't think

610
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:47,240
Speaker 4: about much.

611
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,399
Speaker 1: Well, like if you ask someone what do you think

612
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:53,000
Speaker 1: about this national anthem? And then they'll go, I don't know,

613
00:26:53,119 --> 00:26:54,399
Speaker 1: I don't really didn't really think.

614
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:56,119
Speaker 4: Yeah, just people that don't seem to have much of

615
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:57,760
Speaker 4: an opinion and don't seem to like, oh, I just

616
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:00,119
Speaker 4: don't really meddle in those kinds of things, like you know,

617
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,120
Speaker 4: what are you talking about?

618
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 1: But you can meet those people for a functioning society.

619
00:27:04,119 --> 00:27:05,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I.

620
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:08,879
Speaker 4: I really, you know, I was on this track of

621
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 4: like not talking shit about anyone, or not gossiping, or

622
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 4: just not just saying things about people that I wouldn't

623
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,760
Speaker 4: say to their face for a while, or at least

624
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,600
Speaker 4: trying to, and I got really got away from it

625
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:22,119
Speaker 4: because it's just it's almost impossible not to bond with

626
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 4: people by talking shit about other people. And I find

627
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,840
Speaker 4: it's just not talking shit and being like, don't you

628
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,120
Speaker 4: hate them, but like, you know, another version of hate,

629
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 4: which is like making fun of them or whatever, or

630
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:37,639
Speaker 4: being you know, I don't think I do it as

631
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:39,879
Speaker 4: much because I definitely think that period where I was

632
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,720
Speaker 4: trying not to taught me that.

633
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,280
Speaker 3: Some of it's just not that fun. But I still

634
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:45,800
Speaker 3: I think I let it back in my life a

635
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 3: little bit. It's kind of make fun of you.

636
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 1: You've been trying to avoid it for the last You've

637
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:50,840
Speaker 1: been saying like, I'm trying to avoid it, and it

638
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:53,800
Speaker 1: is like it is somewhat poisonous to yourself.

639
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:57,359
Speaker 4: But man, it's like so what like, but people can

640
00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 4: make fun of me, and if I'm allowing that, then

641
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 4: I I should be able to make fun of them.

642
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:02,439
Speaker 4: I really, you can make fun of me you can

643
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:04,920
Speaker 4: talk shit about me. Any comedians that want to like

644
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:06,879
Speaker 4: pull up my stuff and go like, look, how cringe

645
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,840
Speaker 4: this is. I just have at it because I want

646
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 4: to do it to you too.

647
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:11,920
Speaker 3: Is that okay?

648
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:14,359
Speaker 4: Is that a fair exchange if I offer it myself

649
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:16,240
Speaker 4: to be mocked behind my back mercer, I.

650
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:18,080
Speaker 1: Think it's a fair exchange. Yeah, And I think you

651
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 1: know what, you can't control it anyways, see of mine

652
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 1: as It's like people believe that if they don't talk shit,

653
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:24,080
Speaker 1: they're like spreading joy and happiness in the world, and

654
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:25,879
Speaker 1: that's going to make a difference, and it really doesn't.

655
00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:28,159
Speaker 1: Other than the fact that does. It's not going to

656
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:30,639
Speaker 1: like you're not to start in a movement by uh

657
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:32,720
Speaker 1: not talking shit about other people.

658
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 3: I think it can't.

659
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 4: It's a little no because I was actually inspired by

660
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,840
Speaker 4: my friend who I was trying to talk shit about

661
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:41,400
Speaker 4: someone around and he was like, I just really am

662
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 4: not like into talking about people that like talking, you know,

663
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:47,240
Speaker 4: making fun of people behind their backs, and it would

664
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:48,920
Speaker 4: like shocked me. And that's was the first time I

665
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 4: was like, maybe I should do that. So I do

666
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 4: think it does affect change, But I know what you're saying,

667
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:55,720
Speaker 4: like in the scheme of things, just you can't control it.

668
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:59,800
Speaker 4: So but I I just don't know, Like if it's

669
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,600
Speaker 4: it's just not good for your bottom line, send me

670
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:05,600
Speaker 4: out like negative energy. I should just much more be

671
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:10,040
Speaker 4: always thinking positive. Like this documentary I watched over the

672
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 4: weekend about the boy in Harry Potter who was Harry

673
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 4: Potter's stunt double, that I didn't get to the story

674
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:20,200
Speaker 4: the other day. I don't think he was.

675
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:25,200
Speaker 3: Paralyzed from the waist down, and or maybe I did

676
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:25,480
Speaker 3: say this.

677
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:28,240
Speaker 4: Forgive me if I'm repeating myself, but because I've been

678
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:30,000
Speaker 4: telling people the story because I was so inspired by it.

679
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 3: He was on the set of Harry Potter.

680
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:36,240
Speaker 4: They were planning for the seventh final Harry Potter movie,

681
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 4: and he'd been on he had been Harry's stunt double

682
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:41,560
Speaker 4: the whole time for six movies. Seventh third in pre production,

683
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 4: he does a stunt, things go wrong, he gets paralyzed,

684
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:49,080
Speaker 4: and he was like, he's really good friends with Daniel Radcliffe.

685
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 3: And this is a documentary called The Boy Who Lived

686
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 3: on HBO.

687
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:53,840
Speaker 1: Aw it's really good.

688
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,440
Speaker 4: But he once he gets paralyzed, and he was such

689
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 4: an active person. I mean, he was a stunt man.

690
00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 4: He was like a stunt kid, Like his whole life

691
00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:02,280
Speaker 4: was doing stunt work and like moving around and then

692
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:06,520
Speaker 4: suddenly he's paralyzed. He said he was allergic to negativity.

693
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,080
Speaker 4: He was like, I don't let any end. He was like, literally,

694
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:11,720
Speaker 4: if something there's a negative vibe or someone has a

695
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:13,200
Speaker 4: negative he was like, I have to get away from

696
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:15,840
Speaker 4: it because it's just like because he knows the poison

697
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:18,360
Speaker 4: of it, especially for someone in his position where like

698
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:20,960
Speaker 4: he can't distract himself if a negative thought comes in,

699
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:24,240
Speaker 4: like he has to avoid it, like an alcoholic would

700
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:25,680
Speaker 4: avoid drinking alcohol.

701
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:29,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's kind of unhealthy too, to be like

702
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:31,440
Speaker 1: I can't even be around negativity. And it's also kind

703
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 1: of like, well, sometimes negative things happen and you have

704
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:37,040
Speaker 1: to like accept that. I acknowledge that.

705
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:39,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, I agree with you, but I'm just saying, like

706
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:42,360
Speaker 4: stuff that doesn't need when you don't need it, when

707
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 4: when someone just has bad energy getting them out, like, yes, you'd.

708
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,800
Speaker 1: Have to, it's good. It's a bad look. It's a

709
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:50,600
Speaker 1: bad look. Also if you're like doing it all the

710
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:52,120
Speaker 1: time and people are like I don't know what to

711
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:54,560
Speaker 1: deal with this person, Like why are they like this,

712
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:56,160
Speaker 1: but like every once in a while you got to

713
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:59,720
Speaker 1: you do drugs, you know, and it's like talking shit

714
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 1: drug spending a night talking shit about everybody. It is

715
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:06,720
Speaker 1: like doing a coke yeah, one.

716
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 4: Or four or five, you know, like, yeah, sometimes you

717
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 4: just gotta lean into being a little bit bad.

718
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 3: I love being bad. Yeah, what did I say the

719
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:16,120
Speaker 3: other day?

720
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:18,000
Speaker 4: I was like I had to do this thing because

721
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 4: and someone goes, why do you do that? And I go,

722
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:20,600
Speaker 4: because I don't shop lift anymore?

723
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 3: And this is where I get that.

724
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:23,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh oh, I know what it was.

725
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 4: It was like I was talking about Rachel Finestein and

726
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:31,360
Speaker 4: I were talking about being add and how we won't

727
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:34,320
Speaker 4: screw the lids on things fully even though we are

728
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 4: mid screw and we could, we just don't because we

729
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 4: almost want to, like fuck with ourselves, like we almost

730
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:43,600
Speaker 4: want to, like we don't deserve a full screwed on lid,

731
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 4: or like there's some kind of challenge and like, Okay, yeah,

732
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,240
Speaker 4: if I hit that, it's gonna go everywhere.

733
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:49,880
Speaker 3: But I'm not gonna hit it. I'm gonna actually give

734
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:50,920
Speaker 3: myself a chat like.

735
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:53,480
Speaker 1: Dot I've noticed this actually on like a die a

736
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:55,239
Speaker 1: coke bottle you won't screw it on and I look

737
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:57,600
Speaker 1: at it and I'm like, oh my god, I do.

738
00:31:57,640 --> 00:31:58,160
Speaker 3: It all the time.

739
00:31:58,280 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 2: I do it.

740
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 4: I won't zip things, I won't close drawers, I won't

741
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:02,240
Speaker 4: close cabinets.

742
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 3: I won't.

743
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:06,920
Speaker 4: Yes, And it's really and I could, I really could,

744
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 4: And there are times where I just go Noh.

745
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:12,960
Speaker 1: I think this.

746
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 4: I don't want to give away what I said is

747
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 4: the like the shoplifting thing, because there's this other really

748
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:19,960
Speaker 4: gross thing that I do where I like test the

749
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 4: limits of like almost dying, like just doing something really weird,

750
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 4: and it really is because I'm just like I need

751
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:28,320
Speaker 4: to feel the adrenaline of the risk.

752
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:31,240
Speaker 3: But I think the lid thing is maybe not the same.

753
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:33,719
Speaker 4: That I feel like is a low self esteem thing

754
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:37,760
Speaker 4: where it's like I don't deserve to have nice things.

755
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:40,440
Speaker 4: So like I have this really nice cream that I

756
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:43,320
Speaker 4: should like wipe it off and make it look nice,

757
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:45,960
Speaker 4: but like it's I'm embarrassed I even have this and

758
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:47,800
Speaker 4: I shouldn't have this, and so I got to make

759
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 4: it look like shit because I'm a fraud and like

760
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:54,240
Speaker 4: I don't like my I think that I have this

761
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,040
Speaker 4: the well I've talked about on the podcast years ago.

762
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 4: But like, I feel like everything I owned is stained somehow,

763
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:03,440
Speaker 4: like nothing I get ever doesn't get like have some

764
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:07,760
Speaker 4: kind of defect in it, which is it's dumb, because

765
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 4: I will find it everything has some kind of is different.

766
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 4: Even if things are perfectly made to be different, there's

767
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 4: going to be defects, and I'll always find that, and

768
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 4: I'll always think it's a reason why I'm less than

769
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 4: Have you ever done that?

770
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:21,360
Speaker 2: Does that?

771
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:24,320
Speaker 1: No, Because I'm the opposite of that. I'm a perfectionist

772
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:26,840
Speaker 1: and everything needs to be like perfect around me, and

773
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:32,480
Speaker 1: any any sort of error or miscalculation or something like

774
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:35,600
Speaker 1: that needs to be corrected instantaneously or else. I feel

775
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 1: probably how you feel when it's perfect.

776
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, but.

777
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:42,240
Speaker 4: I am a perfectionist when it comes to like my

778
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 4: performance or like when I really when I'm trying, it

779
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:47,640
Speaker 4: needs to be perfect. And I think that's why I

780
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:49,760
Speaker 4: don't try, because if I even tried, I know that

781
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 4: cleaning this bathroom to make it perfect, yeah, be so

782
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 4: much work. So don't give anything because now you're not

783
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 4: failing yourself.

784
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:03,480
Speaker 3: You're just not like you're not a failure. You just

785
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:04,040
Speaker 3: don't care.

786
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:06,960
Speaker 1: Right, Well, that's why you're Maybe that's why you're a

787
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:10,800
Speaker 1: three and you supposedly I still think there's a seven

788
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 1: in there. But you're a three because you're your care

789
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:16,320
Speaker 1: when other people are watching you, Like if someone was

790
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:19,320
Speaker 1: watch if you were if someone was filming you do

791
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:23,040
Speaker 1: your bathroom routine, I bet you'd screw all the lids

792
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 1: on perfectly.

793
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,360
Speaker 3: No, it depends on what I was trying to capture.

794
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:31,160
Speaker 4: If I was trying to be like do a product review, yeah,

795
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:32,560
Speaker 4: I would try to make the product look nice. But

796
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:34,479
Speaker 4: if it was trying at this point in my life,

797
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 4: I'm like, I kind of am comfortable with who I

798
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:39,719
Speaker 4: am on camera, but I if a guy that I liked, yeah,

799
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:42,360
Speaker 4: that I was trying to like seduce someone or like

800
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:44,880
Speaker 4: have if Jennifer Anison was watching a video of like

801
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,279
Speaker 4: someone who I wanted them to think I was a clean,

802
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:47,840
Speaker 4: neat person.

803
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 2: Yeah.

804
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:50,560
Speaker 4: The general public, I think they kind of know who

805
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,400
Speaker 4: I am now, or at least I'm not interested in

806
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 4: like convincing them I'm otherwise.

807
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:55,440
Speaker 3: But yeah, I think you're right.

808
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 4: When I know I'm being watched, I probably if I'm

809
00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:02,759
Speaker 4: on a date, I'm chewing with my mouth closed, yep,

810
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:06,360
Speaker 4: and I I just the fact that I don't know

811
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:08,480
Speaker 4: if I chew with my mouth closed is not a

812
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:09,440
Speaker 4: good sign that I do.

813
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:11,960
Speaker 3: So I don't think I do normally.

814
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:13,920
Speaker 4: Like I think I'm a pretty gross eater, but I'm

815
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:18,399
Speaker 4: also like, I hope I don't offend anyone with my eating.

816
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:22,320
Speaker 4: But if someone is like, wow, Nicky's does, it doesn't

817
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,239
Speaker 4: affect like I'm not a bad person because I'm a

818
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:24,799
Speaker 4: gross eater.

819
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:28,160
Speaker 3: I don't think I'm doing it being like I don't

820
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 3: care if you're offended, Like that would be weird.

821
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:32,120
Speaker 1: Like if you're in a work meeting and you have

822
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,480
Speaker 1: a bunch of subordinates surrounding you and you're just like

823
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:37,400
Speaker 1: spitting lettuce out into the table and stuff like that,

824
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 1: I think that would be a bad person move to

825
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:41,680
Speaker 1: do because no one can do anything about it. It's

826
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:44,759
Speaker 1: just like, yes, God, these meetings are excruciating, Nicki's just

827
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:46,479
Speaker 1: spitting lettuce at us for an hour.

828
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:49,279
Speaker 4: No, I really try to be I think most of

829
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 4: the ti I'm a pretty like trying not to ever

830
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:56,200
Speaker 4: cause a stir or like be an inconvenience to other

831
00:35:56,320 --> 00:36:00,680
Speaker 4: people in public. I think that's just you know, even

832
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:03,000
Speaker 4: when I'm with people and they like quietly pay something

833
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:04,879
Speaker 4: on their phone. They're showing me something like of someone

834
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:08,240
Speaker 4: I'm with, Yeah, and like horrified if it's ever above

835
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:10,440
Speaker 4: a volume that a person nearby could hear.

836
00:36:11,239 --> 00:36:13,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I wonder how to how to make

837
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 1: sense of that, because that's like politeness and you actually

838
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:20,719
Speaker 1: caring about other people, like other people's thoughts about you.

839
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:22,560
Speaker 1: But then also you you don't care if.

840
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:26,120
Speaker 4: You care about that, because I would fucking hate to

841
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:28,239
Speaker 4: listen to the volume, Like I'm not caring about them

842
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:31,399
Speaker 4: being like when I'm when I'm keeping my volume low,

843
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 4: I'm not like, Wow, they're gonna think I'm I'm a

844
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:34,720
Speaker 4: good person.

845
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,400
Speaker 3: They're gonna like approve of me.

846
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:41,000
Speaker 4: It's so that they won't be like in hell listening

847
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 4: to someone's like speakerphone out of context.

848
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:46,840
Speaker 3: Now, let me say this, this is this has proves

849
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 3: my point.

850
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 4: Now, if I'm in an uber and I'm on a

851
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 4: phone call or something, or let's say I'm having a

852
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 4: conversation in the backseat and I'm like, we're talking too

853
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,480
Speaker 4: loud and we're kind of being annoying, like the volume,

854
00:36:58,520 --> 00:36:58,839
Speaker 4: and I'm.

855
00:36:58,800 --> 00:36:59,840
Speaker 3: Guessing the driver doesn't like it.

856
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:04,359
Speaker 4: If the conversation is juicy yeah, I keep it going

857
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 4: because I know that now I've made something that would

858
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 4: otherwise be annoying. Pretty like, at least I'm giving them

859
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 4: a show.

860
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, podcast.

861
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, And if I was listening to something on my

862
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:16,880
Speaker 4: phone that I was thought might annoy people, if it

863
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:18,960
Speaker 4: was something that was very clearly funny.

864
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:20,800
Speaker 3: I can't even think of an example of what that

865
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:21,080
Speaker 3: would be.

866
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 4: Maybe that girl singing the national anthem, in which there

867
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:25,480
Speaker 4: would be context for them, I would play it.

868
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:27,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, but yeah, it's I just.

869
00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:32,240
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, that poor girl. Well have fun in rehab.

870
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:34,440
Speaker 4: I want to do something so embarrassing and then just

871
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:35,560
Speaker 4: go I have to go to rehab.

872
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:39,160
Speaker 1: How many times do you think you could do it?

873
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:41,319
Speaker 1: How many times could you How many mistakes in life

874
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 1: can you make where you can say gonna go to rehab?

875
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:46,000
Speaker 4: I think you can keep going. I mean, if you're

876
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 4: a true addict, you I mean addicts just be addicting.

877
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:52,440
Speaker 4: You know they will repeatly, But at.

878
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 1: A certain point the public will tire of you going

879
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:56,760
Speaker 1: or making a mistake and going to rehab.

880
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:59,200
Speaker 4: The public doesn't give a fuck about it. You can't

881
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:01,879
Speaker 4: ever count on the public. No, you get one shot

882
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 4: with the public, maybe one show you get one redemption

883
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:06,920
Speaker 4: and it's hilarious that we found we didn't know who

884
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:10,560
Speaker 4: this girl was, and we're already redeeming. But it is

885
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:14,600
Speaker 4: an interesting because you cannot make fun of someone who

886
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 4: is claiming to be an addict. It's a perfect out

887
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:21,440
Speaker 4: and it makes all it makes all us look like assholes.

888
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, and hey, Joe Biden says, everyone's got has a

889
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:27,000
Speaker 1: bad night something?

890
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone was that his one bad night of his life?

891
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:31,120
Speaker 1: That was the one?

892
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:32,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we all have a bad night.

893
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:34,800
Speaker 4: I mean, I will say not not to speak of

894
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:37,799
Speaker 4: the debate, but I think that, yeah, I don't really

895
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,360
Speaker 4: let myself out bad nights, but they do happen.

896
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:43,840
Speaker 3: The other night, I got off stage early. Whoa because

897
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:44,760
Speaker 3: I did two shows.

898
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:47,000
Speaker 4: And the thing about two show nights is that you

899
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:50,000
Speaker 4: would think that you could differentiate the two shows. But

900
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 4: because I do just such a mishmasher material and no

901
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 4: show is ever the same, I like, forget which if

902
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 4: I've told the joke already in that show or the

903
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:01,759
Speaker 4: show before. When it gets to around the thirty minute mark,

904
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:04,880
Speaker 4: I just start going like, whoa ever? The show is

905
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:06,840
Speaker 4: just one big show now and now am I gonna

906
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:09,360
Speaker 4: be repeating material, so now I have to do stuff

907
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:11,440
Speaker 4: I haven't even done tonight. But then that's a challenge

908
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:15,080
Speaker 4: because now it's just like so anyway, I'm in, I'm

909
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:16,080
Speaker 4: well into the second show.

910
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 3: This is in Columbus.

911
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:20,759
Speaker 4: If you're at the Columbus second show, I gave you

912
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 4: a shorter show than you deserve. But I didn't know

913
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:24,840
Speaker 4: that I was, and I had so much more material

914
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:27,719
Speaker 4: to do. But I was given like a very definitive

915
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:29,880
Speaker 4: like they if we if we keep the lights on

916
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:32,880
Speaker 4: past this minute, you have to spend twenty five hundred dollars,

917
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:36,440
Speaker 4: Like there was a talking show beforehand. No, it was

918
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:38,720
Speaker 4: a it was a theater, but they had really strict

919
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:40,359
Speaker 4: union rules, and so it was gonna be twenty five

920
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 4: hundred dollars if I went past this one minute. And

921
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:45,440
Speaker 4: I thought the minute was approaching within three minutes, so

922
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:47,440
Speaker 4: I just instead of going into another bit, I just

923
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:49,360
Speaker 4: was like, I'll just get off now, And that was

924
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 4: like the right thing to do, but it wasn't because

925
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:53,560
Speaker 4: I was supposed to be lit at that time, so

926
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:56,440
Speaker 4: I really had thirteen minutes to play with and or

927
00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 4: maybe more twenty three, like I got off at forty

928
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:02,480
Speaker 4: two minutes, which is no. Forty five unheard of for me,

929
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:06,279
Speaker 4: unheard of. But I will say no one complained. No,

930
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:08,799
Speaker 4: it's a great amount of time. It was a late show.

931
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:10,440
Speaker 4: Is a nine point thirty show probably.

932
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:10,879
Speaker 1: Started to ten.

933
00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:13,360
Speaker 4: People were dying to get out of there, so it

934
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:15,440
Speaker 4: didn't bother anyone. I did all of my stuff that

935
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 4: I wanted to do. I wasn't like, you know, harboring

936
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:19,640
Speaker 4: something that I was like, Oh, I guess they're not

937
00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:21,360
Speaker 4: gonna get this joke. But if you were at that

938
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 4: show and you want to go to a show of

939
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:27,320
Speaker 4: mine for free at some point, just tell me what

940
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 4: show you want to go do and then like show

941
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:32,880
Speaker 4: your ticket, like screenshot your ticket and DM it to me,

942
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:35,120
Speaker 4: and I'll like give you a mean like a free

943
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:37,560
Speaker 4: not meeting great, but a free ticket to any show

944
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 4: you want to Because I.

945
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:40,120
Speaker 3: Feel bad, I mean, I don't think.

946
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:42,680
Speaker 1: I think is actually pretty typical for a lot of

947
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:43,239
Speaker 1: headline I.

948
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 2: Know it is.

949
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:46,400
Speaker 4: It is that there's nothing wrong about doing it. No

950
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 4: one was upset, and no one even wrote anything afterwards.

951
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:51,920
Speaker 4: But to me, I was like, oh no, and I

952
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 4: like really couldn't shake it. And then I was just

953
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 4: like Nope, You're not gonna let this ruin your night.

954
00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:00,279
Speaker 4: Like you just did two shows, you would have easy

955
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:02,399
Speaker 4: week of work. You should just be able to eat

956
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:04,719
Speaker 4: your pizza and celebrate and not like be like, oh

957
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:06,719
Speaker 4: my god, I can't believe I did forty five, which

958
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:09,000
Speaker 4: I did do I let I told a meal in

959
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 4: Matt and I was like, just let me because they

960
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:11,399
Speaker 4: were like, it's fine.

961
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 3: I go, I know, it's fine.

962
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:15,680
Speaker 4: I just need to beat myself up for three more minutes.

963
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 4: That's it, and then I won't say then I will

964
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:19,440
Speaker 4: literally forgive myself.

965
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:20,200
Speaker 3: And then I did.

966
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:21,960
Speaker 4: And then after that three minutes, I was just like,

967
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 4: I'm done, and I'm like, you didn't mean to. You

968
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:27,000
Speaker 4: are gonna make it right on your podcast and tell

969
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 4: those people that you will refund them or not refund them,

970
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 4: but give them another free ticket. And also, who gives

971
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:37,120
Speaker 4: a fuck in the scheme of things, It's okay forgive yourself.

972
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 4: So I was just like, I let myself up with

973
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 4: the hook and I ate my pizza and I had

974
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:40,359
Speaker 4: a good night.

975
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 3: We'll be right back after this. All right, we're back, Brian.

976
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:48,520
Speaker 3: What's been happening in your world? My word up?

977
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:52,040
Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean I'm one month away from having no

978
00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:55,400
Speaker 1: gall bladder, and uh, so far so good. If anyone

979
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 1: was wondering, oh.

980
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 4: I was like, I thought you were like, in one month,

981
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 4: it'll totally dissent. Great, And I'm like, they put some

982
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:02,200
Speaker 4: kind of acid into it that.

983
00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:04,359
Speaker 1: It's like, so what they do is when you drink

984
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,560
Speaker 1: an acid and it goes right into your gallbladder and

985
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,360
Speaker 1: over the course of a month, that starts to disintegrate

986
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:09,279
Speaker 1: ten percent of the time.

987
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,880
Speaker 3: But what's life like without a goll bladder? Like, is

988
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:16,319
Speaker 3: there a difference not really getting crazy pain?

989
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:19,120
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I'm not having horrible attacks in my fear

990
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:21,959
Speaker 1: of eating. I've been eating some fatty foods. I've been eating,

991
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 1: you know, chicken palm and stuff like that, and I'm like,

992
00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:28,879
Speaker 1: totally fine. So I feel great. If anybody is thinking

993
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:30,880
Speaker 1: about getting their gall bladder moved, even if it's just

994
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:33,840
Speaker 1: to lose weight, I think I highly recommend it. It's amazing.

995
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:38,120
Speaker 1: I really wait, really, you can lose what is it

996
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:40,239
Speaker 1: three ounces by like.

997
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:44,319
Speaker 4: The weight of the gall bladder. Yeah, don't joke about that, dude.

998
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 4: People will be like, what, I can lose weight, but

999
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:47,239
Speaker 4: taking on an organ.

1000
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 1: I also have been losing weight ever since I did it,

1001
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:52,680
Speaker 1: like on purpose, I've been like dieting and stuff like that.

1002
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 1: I'm trying to eat out. I want to be the

1003
00:42:57,120 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 1: healthiest I've ever been. My golf for the rest of

1004
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:02,319
Speaker 1: the year is I want to be the healthiest I've

1005
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:03,839
Speaker 1: ever been. I was telling you about this in the car.

1006
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:08,240
Speaker 1: I've discovered this like rich person thing called health spas

1007
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:11,160
Speaker 1: that I had no idea existed, and I went to

1008
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:13,560
Speaker 1: a health spa. Basically, if you ever go to the

1009
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:16,400
Speaker 1: doctor and you're like, I want to know if I

1010
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 1: have like the proper vitamin B levels. I want to

1011
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 1: test my blood for to see if I have this

1012
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:26,600
Speaker 1: like genetic predisposition to whatever disease, Alzheimer's or something like that.

1013
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:29,919
Speaker 1: Your doctor won't do it for you. Yeah, they'll say

1014
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,560
Speaker 1: there's no reason to do it. You're not in the

1015
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:34,320
Speaker 1: Even if you wanted like a colonoscopy, they'll be like,

1016
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 1: we can't do it, it's not appropriate. But if you're rich,

1017
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:39,480
Speaker 1: you can do whatever you want. And so there are

1018
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:41,320
Speaker 1: these places called health spas where you just go in

1019
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:43,600
Speaker 1: there and you say, I want to get my blood

1020
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:46,239
Speaker 1: tested for all micronutrients. I want to get a full

1021
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:49,080
Speaker 1: genetic profile, and they're like, give me money and I'll

1022
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:50,719
Speaker 1: do it for you. And so I went to this

1023
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:54,239
Speaker 1: health spa and I got a full micronutrient blood profile.

1024
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:55,160
Speaker 3: How much is that?

1025
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:58,760
Speaker 1: That was six hundred and ninety nine dollars?

1026
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,120
Speaker 3: And then do you have a membership fee as well

1027
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 3: to join to the spa?

1028
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:05,160
Speaker 1: No, but you can become a member if you want to,

1029
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 1: or you can do a la carte.

1030
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:09,799
Speaker 3: So you did all a cart six ninety nine six.

1031
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:13,799
Speaker 1: And you know, I'm kind of likesalitating in here?

1032
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:16,320
Speaker 3: Are you like a fucking like?

1033
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 1: Yeah? I say this all the time, Like I don't

1034
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:25,080
Speaker 1: spend money on clothes or watches or technology or anything

1035
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:28,520
Speaker 1: like that. I will spend all my money on health stuff.

1036
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:31,319
Speaker 1: So this to me is like the equivalent of going

1037
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 1: into like a Chanelle store if you're like a housewife.

1038
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:37,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's that's crazy to me. I didn't even cause

1039
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 4: you were telling me about it. I'm like, yeah, maybe

1040
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:40,880
Speaker 4: I'll check it out. Like I don't do any of

1041
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:45,040
Speaker 4: that stuff. I don't. I'm not really interested in finding

1042
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:48,960
Speaker 4: Like I guess if something was wrong, I guess you

1043
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:51,880
Speaker 4: feel sick, so you want to find answer. Sure, I

1044
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:53,080
Speaker 4: don't feel sick.

1045
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:57,040
Speaker 1: That's true. But also it's the difference between screwing that

1046
00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:59,560
Speaker 1: cap closed and leaving it open. I just want every

1047
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:03,640
Speaker 1: number to be correct, right, and that's impossible and it

1048
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:06,840
Speaker 1: won't actually happen. Yeah, but right. I'll never leave that

1049
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:10,759
Speaker 1: cap on screwed. I will. I will run through a

1050
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,719
Speaker 1: war field to screw that pap and.

1051
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:17,480
Speaker 4: I'll address the lotion spilling out when it spills. I'm

1052
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:20,120
Speaker 4: not gonna like prematurely.

1053
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 3: Cap it in.

1054
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:22,440
Speaker 1: That's right. But that being said, you should get your

1055
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:23,400
Speaker 1: standard screenings.

1056
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:24,560
Speaker 3: I know I should.

1057
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:26,200
Speaker 1: If you want to, if you want to have that analogy,

1058
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:29,200
Speaker 1: be truly like, you should get don't wait for the

1059
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:33,480
Speaker 1: cream to squirt out of the cab or whatever you

1060
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:36,120
Speaker 1: do for some things. Oh god, I know.

1061
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 3: I was just reading a book actually about.

1062
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:39,520
Speaker 1: It.

1063
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 4: Wasn't about it, but it's fiction. It's Miranda July. It's

1064
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:45,759
Speaker 4: called On All Fours, and it's about this woman going

1065
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:50,680
Speaker 4: through perimenopause, which is the next thing in my life

1066
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:53,480
Speaker 4: that will happen probably forty five I think, like so

1067
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:55,720
Speaker 4: in the next five years, but it can happen even earlier.

1068
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 4: And it's just so fucked man. And I've heard Naomi

1069
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:03,359
Speaker 4: Watts talking about it menopause on something, and she said

1070
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:05,320
Speaker 4: that it's so interesting that we give so much compassion

1071
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:08,040
Speaker 4: to like young girls who and young boys who are

1072
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:10,320
Speaker 4: going through puberty, but like women who go through this

1073
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:11,959
Speaker 4: gigantic hormonal shift.

1074
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:14,239
Speaker 3: It's just like no one talks about it. It's just

1075
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:16,960
Speaker 3: only shameful. Not that people really talk about puberty.

1076
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:19,799
Speaker 4: Puberty is also very shameful, but there's there's at least

1077
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:24,320
Speaker 4: like people know that kids, that teenage girls are crazy

1078
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:28,480
Speaker 4: and emotional, and like then women in their fifties it's

1079
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:31,000
Speaker 4: just like, oh, but you know, this is cute when

1080
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:32,839
Speaker 4: we're about to want to fuck you, but right now,

1081
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:33,800
Speaker 4: no one wants.

1082
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:38,240
Speaker 3: To fuck This is just annoying to that change.

1083
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:41,040
Speaker 1: You have puberty, and then you have periods, which everybody

1084
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:43,000
Speaker 1: makes fun of too, Like every stand up comedian in

1085
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:45,560
Speaker 1: the world has made a joke about periods, and then

1086
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:47,760
Speaker 1: you go through menopause, which also a lot of comedians

1087
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:51,239
Speaker 1: make fun of. But I wonder if that postmenopausal life

1088
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:53,799
Speaker 1: is uh is good? Has that that's what I've heard?

1089
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:56,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, there were there were some positives that came out

1090
00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:58,440
Speaker 4: of the book talking about it, but where it's kind

1091
00:46:58,440 --> 00:46:59,879
Speaker 4: of the thing I talk about in my special where

1092
00:46:59,880 --> 00:47:01,600
Speaker 4: you just give up and you just stop carrying what

1093
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:03,880
Speaker 4: everyone thinks and you can kind of just do what

1094
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 4: you want because you don't suffer fools anymore. Yeah, I

1095
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:09,480
Speaker 4: think a lack of suffering fools is one of the

1096
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:14,840
Speaker 4: the best parts of going through menopause. But yeah, it

1097
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 4: seems pretty rough and I can't. I mean, I'm are

1098
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:20,719
Speaker 4: that could explain even my mood swings now, like I

1099
00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:23,040
Speaker 4: could be in it now, who the fuck yeah even knows.

1100
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:25,800
Speaker 1: That's the most fucked up thing about like birth control

1101
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:28,800
Speaker 1: and stuff that men I really don't think truly grasp

1102
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:31,600
Speaker 1: that you have to take a pill or whatever you

1103
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:35,239
Speaker 1: do every day and it like really fucks with you

1104
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:38,920
Speaker 1: in ways that you don't understand, like a man doesn't understand.

1105
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:41,880
Speaker 4: I thank god I'm not on it, but I probably

1106
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:44,359
Speaker 4: should be. Like my hormones are totally out of line

1107
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:47,160
Speaker 4: and all my friends are on some kind of cream. Yeah,

1108
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:49,279
Speaker 4: I've had to like rub creams on my thighs, like

1109
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:52,279
Speaker 4: just hormone cream. Like it's coming for you girls, if

1110
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:54,960
Speaker 4: you're not there yet, it's a coming. Yeah, where you're

1111
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:57,040
Speaker 4: gonna have to like balance your foremones. So you even

1112
00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 4: want to do anything the way you ever wanted to

1113
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:01,239
Speaker 4: do it, if you want to eat even remember or

1114
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:03,480
Speaker 4: have like a little inkling of what your former self

1115
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:03,840
Speaker 4: used to.

1116
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:08,400
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, no, I don't want to do that, but.

1117
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:09,080
Speaker 3: You got to do it.

1118
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:12,000
Speaker 4: And that's the thing about going to this hell spot, like,

1119
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:15,600
Speaker 4: oh god, that stresses me out, Like you're going in there,

1120
00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:16,560
Speaker 4: like yes.

1121
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:19,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yes. I When I saw that list

1122
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 1: of things you could buy, I was like, I'm so

1123
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:24,640
Speaker 1: happy I found out this existed. I had no idea

1124
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:27,480
Speaker 1: I'm sitting there to get bad results. Well, I got

1125
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 1: my results back for the micronutrients, and now I made

1126
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:34,560
Speaker 1: a mistake I took. I got the blood test two

1127
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:36,320
Speaker 1: weeks after I got my gall bladder out, which is

1128
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:38,360
Speaker 1: like the dumbest thing you could possibly.

1129
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:40,480
Speaker 3: Do, because your body is like still figuring out what

1130
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:41,160
Speaker 3: to do with that.

1131
00:48:41,239 --> 00:48:44,840
Speaker 1: Everything, popping pills, taking pets. Right, I've been eating saltine

1132
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:48,880
Speaker 1: crackers exclusively saltine crackers for two months. Okay, and I

1133
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:52,839
Speaker 1: got your blood tests. What was I thinking? Six hundred

1134
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 1: ninety nine dollars? But I get the results back and

1135
00:48:57,239 --> 00:49:00,480
Speaker 1: they were mostly good. Oh even whip.

1136
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:01,160
Speaker 2: There was.

1137
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:03,520
Speaker 1: There was a few things that were low. My selenium

1138
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:07,160
Speaker 1: is low. A couple of amino acids were low. But like, yeah,

1139
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:09,239
Speaker 1: I know, you got to get those aminos. But for

1140
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:12,320
Speaker 1: but for someone who was like in the worst possible

1141
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:16,160
Speaker 1: state you could possibly be, and you just got laparoscopic

1142
00:49:16,239 --> 00:49:19,719
Speaker 1: surgery and organ removed, and you've been eating exclusively saltine

1143
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:22,120
Speaker 1: crackers for two months for my nutrients to be good.

1144
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:26,160
Speaker 1: Why saltines because they're low fat. I was, I have

1145
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:28,400
Speaker 1: to eat a low fat diet for in order to

1146
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:28,759
Speaker 1: avoid it.

1147
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:31,600
Speaker 3: Timet it. I was even things that are low fat.

1148
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:33,600
Speaker 1: By the way, I couldn't think of anything. I kept

1149
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 1: trying to think. I kept brainstorming at all squalk.

1150
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:38,600
Speaker 3: Through the aisles, and you look at any packaging that's green.

1151
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:39,759
Speaker 1: I didn't think of that.

1152
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:42,759
Speaker 3: That was like the nineties color of no fat, low fat.

1153
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:45,080
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not gonna eat fruits and stuff like that,

1154
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:46,879
Speaker 1: like a banana, and you know, all right.

1155
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:49,759
Speaker 4: But you're relatively healthy. So what's the next test you're

1156
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:51,720
Speaker 4: going to get to prove to yourself that there's something

1157
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:52,279
Speaker 4: wrong with you.

1158
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:57,279
Speaker 1: So yeah, so that's two months now, a month from now,

1159
00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:59,440
Speaker 1: which will be two months away from getting the gall

1160
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:02,680
Speaker 1: bladder aut I will do the micro nutrient test again

1161
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:05,200
Speaker 1: because I think my results will be even better.

1162
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:08,279
Speaker 3: Final thought, Wait, you're going to go back and have

1163
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:10,239
Speaker 3: the same exact test. What do you want?

1164
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:11,400
Speaker 4: What do you want to get out of this? Do

1165
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:13,120
Speaker 4: you just get this test every six months to keep

1166
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:15,040
Speaker 4: proving to yourself? Or are you going to add more tests?

1167
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:17,480
Speaker 4: Is it going to get boring if you stabilize? How

1168
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:20,160
Speaker 4: are you going to achieve this new healthy Brian? Like,

1169
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:21,680
Speaker 4: what's really going to change in your life?

1170
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:25,640
Speaker 1: Well, it's diet. You know I've been at I have

1171
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:28,480
Speaker 1: been eating very well ever since I got the surgery

1172
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:31,759
Speaker 1: and my smoothie, you know, like if if I was

1173
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:34,120
Speaker 1: low on vitamin B for example, like if.

1174
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:35,880
Speaker 3: It came back eat very well. What are you not

1175
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 3: eating now? That was like such a problem before.

1176
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:40,319
Speaker 1: I don't know, I thought that's not a big kit

1177
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:44,560
Speaker 1: cat bar. Yeah, So like I mean, I'll.

1178
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:46,520
Speaker 3: Go back cookie. Can you get one of those?

1179
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:46,800
Speaker 2: Still?

1180
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:48,759
Speaker 1: I haven't eaten one since.

1181
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:49,720
Speaker 3: No sugars.

1182
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:51,640
Speaker 1: No, I'm not going to try to.

1183
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:53,799
Speaker 4: Get the healthiest ever. Like you got to get rid

1184
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:55,359
Speaker 4: of sugar, you got to get rid of wheat.

1185
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:55,759
Speaker 2: You gotta.

1186
00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:58,000
Speaker 1: I'm not doing any of that, but like you're not.

1187
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:00,840
Speaker 1: If the results came back and said you're low with

1188
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,840
Speaker 1: vitamin B, which is a common low vitamin thing and

1189
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:06,080
Speaker 1: people feel tired and stuff, then I would get I

1190
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:09,120
Speaker 1: would start taking a multivitamin or a vitamin B injection

1191
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:12,160
Speaker 1: from the health spot. I'm surprised they don't lie until

1192
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:13,920
Speaker 1: you have all these problems that they can inject you

1193
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,280
Speaker 1: with things for you're just taking.

1194
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 3: A selenium supplement right now.

1195
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:19,960
Speaker 1: I believe I can raise my selenium on my own.

1196
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:23,080
Speaker 1: I mean, I know it sounds hard, but I just

1197
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:25,919
Speaker 1: got to eat my selena. I don't know where to gas.

1198
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:27,279
Speaker 3: I don't even know what to get checked though.

1199
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:31,080
Speaker 1: Well you know what your regular screenings need to be, right.

1200
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:35,880
Speaker 3: Tits assus that's right?

1201
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:37,480
Speaker 4: Uh?

1202
00:51:38,719 --> 00:51:39,080
Speaker 1: Dentist?

1203
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:43,120
Speaker 3: Dentists, Yeah, dentist. I'm I'm dentists.

1204
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:47,960
Speaker 1: And there's one more that you're forgetting that people completely ignore.

1205
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:52,040
Speaker 1: It's insane, but well yeah you you. I guess once

1206
00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 1: you ears, you don't. No one really checks the ear

1207
00:51:55,120 --> 00:52:02,359
Speaker 1: untilase start losing hearing. No but blood, no what your skin?

1208
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:04,759
Speaker 1: You need to go to a dermatologist once a year

1209
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:07,960
Speaker 1: to get a check you need to get everything that removed.

1210
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:12,040
Speaker 3: That's the organ I want to get rid of. Yeah,

1211
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:12,759
Speaker 3: that's a good point.

1212
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:16,120
Speaker 4: Resent full of dermatologists at this point, though, because I

1213
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:18,040
Speaker 4: went in to have a thing checked and she was

1214
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:20,400
Speaker 4: just like, no, that's nothing, and then charges me hundreds

1215
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:21,799
Speaker 4: of dollars just to no, that's nothing.

1216
00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:24,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like your little test you just got. Yeah,

1217
00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:26,960
Speaker 3: you wanted to see something. You wanted to hear some action.

1218
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:29,279
Speaker 1: I mean, no, I'm happy that it was. I mean

1219
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:31,120
Speaker 1: I did get some action. That's selenium things.

1220
00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:34,000
Speaker 4: Going to look over your whole naked body to look

1221
00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:36,480
Speaker 4: for any kind of suspicious access exactly. And then what

1222
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:39,000
Speaker 4: if I feel like there's I look at my whole body,

1223
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:41,279
Speaker 4: there's no moles that are changing or moving, or.

1224
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:43,959
Speaker 1: There might be places that you don't see, like looking

1225
00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:46,279
Speaker 1: into on your butt or something like that, Like there

1226
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:47,840
Speaker 1: might be like, oh, look, there's one right in the

1227
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:49,200
Speaker 1: middle of your back you never saw.

1228
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:51,600
Speaker 3: So they're getting in your butt cracked to look.

1229
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:53,839
Speaker 1: They're going to look in my butt crack, they'll look

1230
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:56,800
Speaker 1: in your scalp, they'll look Okay, fine, I could do that,

1231
00:52:57,560 --> 00:53:00,080
Speaker 1: they'll I mean, it's it's good. I mean, if if

1232
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:02,960
Speaker 1: you don't have literally and a single mole on your body,

1233
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:05,680
Speaker 1: then I guess you don't have to go. But it's

1234
00:53:05,719 --> 00:53:08,279
Speaker 1: good to get in the habit of going and just

1235
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:09,600
Speaker 1: getting looked over. Yeah.

1236
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:12,360
Speaker 3: I don't know why I'm fighting it. I don't know

1237
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:13,200
Speaker 3: why I'm fighting it.

1238
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:16,000
Speaker 4: I'm getting my new car today, I think, and I

1239
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:17,520
Speaker 4: figured out a way to get it where it's like

1240
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:20,440
Speaker 4: I'm leasing it and Chris has worked it out so

1241
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:21,200
Speaker 4: like I don't have.

1242
00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:22,880
Speaker 3: To go to the dealership.

1243
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:24,880
Speaker 1: You can get a dealer.

1244
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:27,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they just are letting me sign a thing.

1245
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:29,879
Speaker 3: It's heaven. This is what I've wanted for so long.

1246
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,960
Speaker 4: I hate sitting at the dealership and having to like

1247
00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:34,319
Speaker 4: sit there and talk while they fax.

1248
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:37,480
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's gonna be awesome. Yeah, that's like Carvana.

1249
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:38,800
Speaker 1: Doesn't Carvana do that.

1250
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:41,000
Speaker 3: I feel like I've died and gone there.

1251
00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:42,520
Speaker 4: No, I think that, Yeah they do, but I think

1252
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:45,160
Speaker 4: they But then you get a car and it could

1253
00:53:45,160 --> 00:53:48,520
Speaker 4: be stinky. Uh huh. Because I got into I saw

1254
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:50,720
Speaker 4: a car that I loved in the showroom at this place,

1255
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:52,920
Speaker 4: and I was like, look at this big puppy. It

1256
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:55,000
Speaker 4: was like the number one car. Like I'm looking in

1257
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:56,799
Speaker 4: the windows, and I'm like, I love it. Oh my god,

1258
00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:59,360
Speaker 4: it's used too and it's like lightly used perfect.

1259
00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:02,200
Speaker 3: Get it. It smells so much like cigarette smoke. They

1260
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:06,319
Speaker 3: can't get it out. But it's brand new.

1261
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:08,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're not going to worry about anything. You

1262
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:08,440
Speaker 1: just get it.

1263
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:12,000
Speaker 4: I will say that it's a white interior and that

1264
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:15,960
Speaker 4: it's dicey for me with all my spray tnds and makeup.

1265
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:18,400
Speaker 1: Cap unscrewed half the way and the unscrewed caps.

1266
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:21,239
Speaker 4: You're not joking, but I you know what, The white

1267
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:24,080
Speaker 4: makes me feel cooler. It makes me feel like it's

1268
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:25,840
Speaker 4: the person I want to be. And I felt the

1269
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,920
Speaker 4: coolest in it, and I like the black exterior. And

1270
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:32,120
Speaker 4: the other one was a white exterior with a black interior,

1271
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:34,040
Speaker 4: and I was like, I really just I don't want

1272
00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:36,040
Speaker 4: to like air on the side of like, but you're

1273
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:38,040
Speaker 4: too dirty to have a nice thing. So in the

1274
00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:40,239
Speaker 4: end this all comes around and I actually am getting

1275
00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:42,080
Speaker 4: the thing that I feel. I'm not going to mess

1276
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:44,040
Speaker 4: up the thing that I think I'm not it's too

1277
00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:46,239
Speaker 4: nice for me to have. I'm actually gonna keep it nice.

1278
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:48,920
Speaker 4: And I got the nicest version to like, and I

1279
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:51,640
Speaker 4: have to get detailed quite often, so I'm gonna learn

1280
00:54:51,719 --> 00:54:53,040
Speaker 4: to treat it nice even though I'm lasing it.

1281
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:55,000
Speaker 1: It's not really mine, so right exactly. That's the way

1282
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:56,680
Speaker 1: to think about it is you're taking care of someone

1283
00:54:56,719 --> 00:54:57,239
Speaker 1: else's car.

1284
00:54:57,640 --> 00:55:01,839
Speaker 3: Oh okay, that's a that's good. I'm so much better

1285
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:03,279
Speaker 3: if it's someone else's I would be.

1286
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:05,959
Speaker 1: That will be someone else's car in three years.

1287
00:55:06,719 --> 00:55:10,399
Speaker 4: That's so beautiful. Yeah, okay, that's a really nice way

1288
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:12,640
Speaker 4: to think about it. I'm gonna go drive someone else's

1289
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:13,640
Speaker 4: car right now, I think.

1290
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:15,759
Speaker 3: Thank you for listening to the podcast. I'll see you

1291
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:16,600
Speaker 3: in Vegas this week.

1292
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:18,680
Speaker 4: People who are coming to see me and David Spade

1293
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:22,759
Speaker 4: at the Venetian in Vegas next weekend. Uh, and then

1294
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:25,320
Speaker 4: we have shows I think I'm off the next weekend

1295
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:28,960
Speaker 4: and then shows, so many shows, so many tour dates.

1296
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:31,239
Speaker 4: Nikyplaser dot com, you know where to find them.

1297
00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:33,920
Speaker 3: Thank you guys so much for listening to the podcast.

1298
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:36,880
Speaker 3: We love you so much. Don't be cut and bye.