Speaker 1: Are you leaving?
Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 1: Either way, we want to be there.
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you.
Speaker 1: Claim and give us time and a terminol and gay.
Speaker 2: We want to send you off instile. We wanna welcome
Speaker 2: you back home.
Speaker 1: Tell us all about it. We scared her? Was it fine? Malborn?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Ride with Karen and Chris.
Speaker 2: Welcome to Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgaroff.
Speaker 2: We are back, baby.
Speaker 1: Hey, oh my god, we're so back one hundred.
Speaker 2: That's playing cute.
Speaker 3: Well, that song didn't play. We're going to play back
Speaker 3: in black right there.
Speaker 1: We actually bought the rights to it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was a lot of money for it just
Speaker 3: not to work. I pushed the button and it just
Speaker 3: didn't play.
Speaker 1: But we still had to give them thirty thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: That was a lot of money and I'm going to
Speaker 3: be paying for that for a while. But imagine it
Speaker 3: played right there.
Speaker 1: We have to do at the same time.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, no.
Speaker 3: And I've heard a lot of versions where the guitar
Speaker 3: and the interrupt.
Speaker 1: Stood drums where Angus Young just goes fucking bonkers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right at the beginning, just right at the beginning.
Speaker 1: It's my part.
Speaker 2: Now I'm the schoolboy and look at me, hands my pert.
Speaker 2: We've been, it's been. We had a hiatus, not on purpose,
Speaker 2: we're just we're back.
Speaker 1: Hiatus makes it sound like we had any kind of
Speaker 1: schedule out beforehand.
Speaker 3: Exactly, That's why I said it. Yeah, made it seem
Speaker 3: like it's something caused.
Speaker 1: It, right, Well, something did cause it.
Speaker 3: Though gainful employment. Why am I asking about myself? Yeah,
Speaker 3: things things happened and then but we're back, and hopefully
Speaker 3: whoever's listening's happy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they better be, because they're bitching on Twitter. Yeah,
Speaker 1: twenty four to seven. All of a sudden, you don't
Speaker 1: hear anything when you're doing it. Yeah, you stop doing it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, you hear a lot of bitching.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It's just like with YouTube comments. No one ever says, hey,
Speaker 2: I'm just chiming in to say keep up the.
Speaker 1: Good work, to say, understandably you're not the best, but
Speaker 1: you're certainly not the worst.
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna start doing that.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna start leaving comments. I enjoy what you're doing.
Speaker 3: If you ever stop, you will feel my wrath. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna start leaving that.
Speaker 1: Maybe you're not comfortable talking about it, but I thought
Speaker 1: you were going to talk about the real One of
Speaker 1: the main reasons that we weren't doing the podcast for.
Speaker 2: A while is because, oh, yeah, yeah, your mom passed.
Speaker 3: Yeah she But it was I mean, that happened during it,
Speaker 3: and I went I had to go home for a while.
Speaker 3: So then that extended our hiatus for sure, and then
Speaker 3: I stayed home for way too long and then got sick.
Speaker 3: But like you, I the funeral was fun, and man,
Speaker 3: did I kill it?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, tell me about that. It was just.
Speaker 3: I don't know how you're supposed to invite people to
Speaker 3: those things, you know, because all my sister and I
Speaker 3: do is mention things on Facebook and.
Speaker 1: And there's a formal way to do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So then I just called the papers, all the papers
Speaker 3: at the last minute, because I know local Missoula, Montana papermen,
Speaker 3: and they put in last minute obituaries. And so all
Speaker 3: these mostly women, people who worked with my mom and
Speaker 3: old friends of hers sought and showed up, and some
Speaker 3: of them spoke and they were great, and they.
Speaker 2: Told hilarious stories and talked about how funny she was
Speaker 2: in a.
Speaker 3: In a way that's different from like, I always give
Speaker 3: all the credit to my dad for comedy and art
Speaker 3: and things that I got interested in. And then I'm
Speaker 3: listening to all these stories and I realized she did weird,
Speaker 3: quirky things and let people feel uncomfortable to get a
Speaker 3: laugh in a way that like.
Speaker 1: What can you remember one of the stories?
Speaker 3: Oh, I mean public things she would do. I don't
Speaker 3: have one right now, but she would like, were.
Speaker 1: There any stories that you heard the people to that
Speaker 1: you had never heard before or that you were like, oh,
Speaker 1: I had no idea my mom did that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just how much she was out dancing with some
Speaker 3: lady that used to work with her. She was like,
Speaker 3: I'm like, is that where she was? She was partying
Speaker 3: and dancing, and she just said she would.
Speaker 2: Was really good.
Speaker 3: At making fun of people, which I didn't own it.
Speaker 2: I just don't remember that.
Speaker 1: Of her like that when they were out at night.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And this lady had great stories. All
Speaker 3: these people that were speaking at the memorial were like
Speaker 3: good speakers, and they that's not their job Yeah, they
Speaker 3: held it together.
Speaker 2: They had great jokes.
Speaker 3: And then the pre like, of course it was out
Speaker 3: of church and the pastor was everyone was singing church
Speaker 3: hymns right away, which I'm not that isn't from my life,
Speaker 3: and I don't know the words.
Speaker 2: No one did. He just was realizing.
Speaker 3: As we were all mumbling through and trying to be polite,
Speaker 3: that there was they need to have a little ball
Speaker 3: bouncing over the lyrics.
Speaker 1: Over the lyrics up above the big crucifix.
Speaker 3: Yeah it was, well, there was a screen and yeah,
Speaker 3: a giant crucifix.
Speaker 2: That always makes me nervous.
Speaker 3: It's just weird to have the logo of the place
Speaker 3: where he died right there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I never forget. They're a big never forget type.
Speaker 2: Of groove, always remembered.
Speaker 1: I never forget to never forget about where he died.
Speaker 3: And then once everyone was and my dad spoke and talked,
Speaker 3: everyone talked about different eras.
Speaker 2: That's what it was. It was.
Speaker 3: I was not with my mom at work, so I
Speaker 3: didn't know she was a cut up in the office, right,
Speaker 3: And I wasn't there before I was born, I believe
Speaker 3: it or not. What when might Yeah, I know I
Speaker 3: was there in spirit.
Speaker 2: But my dad talked about early you know, things she did.
Speaker 3: Marching for the rights of telephone industry workers and things
Speaker 3: like that. Hell yeah, yeah, like union stuff, union stuff
Speaker 3: and just standing up for those marginalized, all that stuff.
Speaker 3: I didn't know about that, so I'm like learning about
Speaker 3: her at the memorial. Yeah, and it was it was
Speaker 3: really cool and it was fun. And all the pictures
Speaker 3: my friend came and.
Speaker 2: Took photos, my friend Andrew Chemis.
Speaker 3: And h everyone's just laughing and every photo it just
Speaker 3: looks like we're watching a movie. And then so at
Speaker 3: the end of the pastor started riffing and going off
Speaker 3: book and even though I didn't know her, then he
Speaker 3: really kicked it into high.
Speaker 2: Gear and in a good way. At your mom's memorial, Yeah,
Speaker 2: he was great. Yeah, it got last churchy. We were
Speaker 2: in church.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but at the end, I didn't know. We didn't
Speaker 3: know you paid.
Speaker 2: We tipped him. We'd like tip the.
Speaker 1: Guy, Uh, where were you.
Speaker 2: At a church?
Speaker 3: And so when you do a memorial like that at
Speaker 3: a church, they show up and do it, I guess,
Speaker 3: and they don't necessarily get paid by there wasn't like a.
Speaker 2: Bill at the end.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm not sure.
Speaker 3: It's like a church service, and he said I will
Speaker 3: do it, and so at the end we like tipped
Speaker 3: him two fifty.
Speaker 1: I don't know if the Catholic church is the same
Speaker 1: way because it's it's my family's church. They go there
Speaker 1: all the time. Oh okay, they put in I think,
Speaker 1: you know, weekly tithing or whatever. So I'm sure that
Speaker 1: he I know for a fact that the fallowing Barty
Speaker 1: told us how much the piano player was and the
Speaker 1: singer was, but I don't my dad did.
Speaker 2: All that stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I also just all I remember from that
Speaker 1: part was that that meeting. I was completely ready to
Speaker 1: be the one that was in charge of that meeting
Speaker 1: and just be like, we're taking care of business and
Speaker 1: we're gonna do this song and did it da whatever?
Speaker 1: And he which I know I told you already. But
Speaker 1: the priest at Saint Vincent's Church in Pataluma, which is
Speaker 1: where we've gone my whole life, but he's new. We
Speaker 1: grew up with priests that were very odd and distant
Speaker 1: and just these people that could really they talk like
Speaker 1: this and you're just kind of scared of them. And
Speaker 1: this guy fou with Lombardi is the loveliest man, and
Speaker 1: lots of people have him over for dinner and he's
Speaker 1: really a part of the community and he's great. And
Speaker 1: in that meeting he said these things that were like
Speaker 1: so healing in that way where it was like we
Speaker 1: started talking about it, my dad got choked up, and
Speaker 1: I got choked. Now I'm getting checked up, and I
Speaker 1: got choked up. And then he was like, I think
Speaker 1: I told you this, but it was like the tears
Speaker 1: are about unexpressed love because you'll always love that person.
Speaker 1: It was just like it was the most therapeutic experience
Speaker 1: in a Catholic church where I was just like, I've
Speaker 1: washed my hands of that whole business of like they
Speaker 1: can't help me anymore. Of those people from Vatican too,
Speaker 1: they don't know any shit. Yeah, and it was amazing.
Speaker 3: So many people have done that and it makes but
Speaker 3: it is it was a similar experience for me too.
Speaker 3: And the guy that had been there that was that
Speaker 3: type of I guess.
Speaker 2: Pastor yea, what was what kind of church?
Speaker 1: He had?
Speaker 3: His funeral was earlier that day, the man that had
Speaker 3: married my mom and.
Speaker 1: Dad the oh so like the original guy, we.
Speaker 2: Had no idea. Oh wow, So that was kind of cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah that he would that it had just.
Speaker 3: Been hours before we didn't. That just was a coincidence. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was kind of cool.
Speaker 2: But so this was a new guy too. Yeah, this
Speaker 2: new kids in the church.
Speaker 1: But there they know they have a lot to make
Speaker 1: up for and they're really trying to do it. It's
Speaker 1: supposed to help people, like, it's supposed to help you
Speaker 1: live your life. It's not supposed to be like what
Speaker 1: it usually is for people, which is like just a
Speaker 1: constant bummer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's I was worried it would start that
Speaker 3: way because I.
Speaker 2: Get intimidated by church hymns. But then it was. It
Speaker 2: was fun. It was a fun time.
Speaker 1: Well, they're all dirges, it's all like, it's awful. It's
Speaker 1: the way they talk, similar to the right prest impression
Speaker 1: I did earlier.
Speaker 2: It's yeah, it's very Gregorian chanty.
Speaker 1: Yes, but not with the cool mix music like that Enigma, Yes,
Speaker 1: which is what I love.
Speaker 2: You know how much I love Enigma. Sorry there, that's
Speaker 2: what it was.
Speaker 3: Shamoa, sham wow, sham wow.
Speaker 1: Early early on, that's why he named it that he's
Speaker 1: doing rails listening to Enigma, and he was like, yeah.
Speaker 2: For some reason. The guy from Jami Quoi was.
Speaker 1: There, Yeah, with his hat and no shirt, that.
Speaker 3: Guy who I think was not just the pitch man
Speaker 3: for sham Wow. Maybe he was, but I thought the
Speaker 3: inventor also, yeah, is sort of interested.
Speaker 2: In stand up or did it at one point?
Speaker 3: And then of all the clashing of my world's possible
Speaker 3: it was there was an ad for his comedy tour
Speaker 3: after some prostitute had punched his face.
Speaker 2: Remember he had been the Shamwell guy.
Speaker 1: He was in a lot of trouble.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then he got into comedy right then, and
Speaker 3: there was an ad for it in Thratcher Skateboarding magazine,
Speaker 3: and I was like, this is too many things slamming
Speaker 3: into each other.
Speaker 1: They knew all the skateboarders would be, would love how
Speaker 1: dumb that was, and would go because it.
Speaker 2: Was Yeah, it's this dude.
Speaker 3: He was just as vaguely interested in skateboarding at one
Speaker 3: point as comedy. So he thought he'd make all his
Speaker 3: dreams come to and true and spend the last of
Speaker 3: his sham Wow.
Speaker 2: Bucks on a comedy tour.
Speaker 1: Ad in Skateboarder, do you think that his opener is
Speaker 1: about the ShamWow.
Speaker 2: I bet his whole act.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then he closes with a detailed story of
Speaker 3: what happened with that.
Speaker 2: Lip? Yeah, exactly, It's time to hear my side of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody's always on the beaten up prostitute side. How
Speaker 1: about the sham wow guy side? Exactly closer.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: It's funny that he would get into comedy because he
Speaker 1: looks like so many guys that have waited tables at
Speaker 1: comedy clubs. Yeah, with the geled up hair and really skinny,
Speaker 1: little bit a little speedy he does.
Speaker 2: He looks like a Flappers employee.
Speaker 1: You know, I love Flappers like I do too.
Speaker 2: It's like I like just twenties themed things.
Speaker 1: Yes, you do? You?
Speaker 2: You know me?
Speaker 1: You love to run a legal liquor around the mountain.
Speaker 2: Every day and day out, suit Ryan? Is that twenties
Speaker 2: for me? Bottled beer?
Speaker 3: It's the early nineties, but it was an homage, an
Speaker 3: homage to.
Speaker 2: The roaring Were the twenties roaring? Yeah? Yeah, thirtywhere like
Speaker 2: slow down, every guy, every guy in gal and Dames
Speaker 2: get those uh slow down those gams. Knocking those knees
Speaker 2: started on the forties. What why aw potatoes?
Speaker 3: The famine that the model t wasn't operating correctly.
Speaker 2: I do haven't done a lot of research.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have to get you a computer.
Speaker 2: I would love one.
Speaker 1: Would you love a computer?
Speaker 2: I want a Commodore sixty four.
Speaker 1: That's how you get all the information about the twenties.
Speaker 2: So where did you go on your tour? I was.
Speaker 1: In this last ten days. I've been in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
Speaker 1: I've been in New York City, New York, and I've
Speaker 1: been in Portland, Oregon.
Speaker 2: Those are I love two of those places.
Speaker 1: But there wasn't all for we did. I have my
Speaker 1: favorite murder podcast in Portland, which was great, yeah and fun.
Speaker 2: Did you do that at the Curious Comedy Theater early? No?
Speaker 1: We did it Revolution Hall.
Speaker 2: Oh cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But my friend Stacy Hullal who runs the Curious
Speaker 1: Comedy Theater, who is friends with Chris also, who doesn't
Speaker 1: listen to this. I was going to say hi to her,
Speaker 1: and she's not a podcast person. She's busy, she's running
Speaker 1: a fucking theater. But yeah, she was around. We hung
Speaker 1: out and just you know, Portland is the easiest place
Speaker 1: to be in. You walk around, you kind of like
Speaker 1: shop and you're in moisture and then wherever you land,
Speaker 1: they're going to serve you like a waffle with sausage
Speaker 1: on it, eight o'clock at night, or whatever weird delicious
Speaker 1: thing you might secretly want and not be able to admit.
Speaker 1: They're like, we have a whole store of that.
Speaker 2: Just an illustrated arm will extend and hand it to.
Speaker 1: You phoebe woop like Monty Python style, and just like,
Speaker 1: what do you want? Do you want nerds rope or
Speaker 1: do you want a cocktail with a nerds rope in it?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm very tired from that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you are sick. I was sick. Everyone's sick. Maybe
Speaker 2: the ring in Portland, Uh, that's part of the cause.
Speaker 1: Could be one of the cots, could be. It could
Speaker 1: have just kind of cleared some stuff out and that's
Speaker 1: how it felt. It felt very clean.
Speaker 2: In Tulsa, you were at a comedy club in Tulsa.
Speaker 1: Julian McCullough was headlining a casino.
Speaker 2: I like him out.
Speaker 1: He's the greatest an hour outside of Tulsa. I can't
Speaker 1: remember the name of the casino, but the girl who
Speaker 1: runs that room is named Lacey, and she runs this
Speaker 1: awesome room. It's not it's separate from the casino closed doors.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't even know it was there. The people that
Speaker 1: are in there know what they're they know they're there
Speaker 1: for comedy. They know how to be in a comedy room.
Speaker 1: It was great, super fun, and then afterwards we did
Speaker 1: his podcast, Julian Loves Music Fun.
Speaker 3: The one time I met our friend Henry and Tulsa,
Speaker 3: I was just tired of feature and he was the
Speaker 3: headliner and we became immediate friends. But one of the nights,
Speaker 3: the Tulsa comedy club owner, instead of hanging out at
Speaker 3: the club, went and saw Larry the Cable Guy and
Speaker 3: Jeff Foxworthy and had a few too many and came
Speaker 3: back to the club and Henry is on stage, and
Speaker 3: he got on stage and did a little dance and
Speaker 3: then pulled his pants down and showed his ass and
Speaker 3: the barred of his balls to the whole audience in there.
Speaker 3: He got on stage and he mooned the audience. The
Speaker 3: owner of the club moon the audience.
Speaker 1: Because he was feeling so good from that blue collar
Speaker 1: comedy surt.
Speaker 3: He just he hadn't been inspired by comedy at his
Speaker 3: own club for a while. Yeah, so he went out
Speaker 3: and he's like I'm gonna take some of this good
Speaker 3: feeling back to my house.
Speaker 1: And do comedy the way comedy is meant to be
Speaker 1: done with your pants down, balls out.
Speaker 2: Facing the opposite direction.
Speaker 1: No so long balls.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, by the long balls.
Speaker 3: I asked, and Henry was just like Henry said, Well, normally,
Speaker 3: if this kind of thing happens, you usually get the
Speaker 3: owner of the club and have them.
Speaker 2: Remove the buildings. But in this case that is the owner.
Speaker 2: So everyone, Yeah, I can't remember his name.
Speaker 3: That guy passed away though, I'm just saying it always
Speaker 3: comes just life.
Speaker 1: Just kind of it always comes back around to death.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it really does. It really does. Inevitably it
Speaker 2: is going to by the way, to all of you.
Speaker 2: Sorry you not us, if you haven't thought about your
Speaker 2: mortality today. Welcome.
Speaker 1: Hello. We had a girl get on stage during our podcast.
Speaker 1: At the end we ask people, we have a thing
Speaker 1: on our podcast called Hometown Murders, where people email us
Speaker 1: and this is this horrible thing that happened in my town.
Speaker 1: This is the this is the thing that got me
Speaker 1: interested in true crime. And so at the live shows,
Speaker 1: we just bring the lights up and I just pick
Speaker 1: a person purely by psychic connection.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're good at that John Edwards stuff.
Speaker 1: I am right. I put on that white wig, that
Speaker 1: white curly wig. That's a different that's not John Edwards.
Speaker 1: But uh, but I picked this girl and she was
Speaker 1: telling the best fucking story about her cousin who found
Speaker 1: a dead body in a river and the dead body
Speaker 1: turned out to be this rapist killer and it was
Speaker 1: this whole story and I was freaking out the whole time,
Speaker 1: and she was at one point near the end of
Speaker 1: the story. I was like, did your cousin tell you,
Speaker 1: like firsthand, what it was like to find a body,
Speaker 1: because that's my obsession always has been, and like whatever,
Speaker 1: and she was like, not really, I don't know. And
Speaker 1: then I look over and George's facing me and behind her,
Speaker 1: she can't see there's a girl sneaking cartoon style, like dude,
Speaker 1: Like her shoulders are up and she's her knees. She
Speaker 1: was picking up her knees really high as she walked,
Speaker 1: and she hunt I figured she was shit face drunk. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I see her doing it, and I'm like, that's weird.
Speaker 1: But I thought maybe she was a drunk girl trying
Speaker 1: to get back to her seat without like disturbing, and
Speaker 1: then she does like an army roll onto the stage
Speaker 1: and I immediately transition into just fucking like bitch mom
Speaker 1: mode and I walk over and I'm like, that is
Speaker 1: not cool. You have to get off the stage, and
Speaker 1: I like go over toget her, and then she's like, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm her sister. I have the answers to your questions.
Speaker 1: And then the girl telling story goes, oh, no, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's my sister. And I was like, oh, you could
Speaker 1: have said something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's your relationship? Was she always tiptoeing aroundlight?
Speaker 1: She basically was like, I just know that he didn't
Speaker 1: tell her, but he told me, and then started describing
Speaker 1: what he told her about finding the body. So it
Speaker 1: was like, exactly the information I wanted. It was very funny,
Speaker 1: the whole thing turned out to be. It was amazing,
Speaker 1: and then it was really scary, and then it was hilarious.
Speaker 2: Wow, And that was just do you do that a lot?
Speaker 2: Have you done that before? And people have good stories?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we do it every time. Oh that's great, and
Speaker 1: people almost like I would say ninety five percent of
Speaker 1: the time people have the best story.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because everybody has a story that people that.
Speaker 2: Are really like I suppose I have one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, there's lots of people that. People that raise
Speaker 1: their hand in a very specific way usually have a
Speaker 1: story where it's like my grandfather was a serial killer,
Speaker 1: or my mom dated so and so like Ted Bundy
Speaker 1: or whatever. So it's really fascinating because everybody has there's
Speaker 1: different kind of degrees. And oftentimes we get like that
Speaker 1: girl telling the story about her cousin finding a dead
Speaker 1: body and the dead body turning into being the worst guy,
Speaker 1: and then she knew his and the two girls that
Speaker 1: he attacked survived and d you know, it was amazing.
Speaker 3: What's a part of their story how he ended up
Speaker 3: being dead?
Speaker 1: They didn't know because he was on the lamb after
Speaker 1: he attacked these two girls and they got away, he ran,
Speaker 1: they got help, he ran, and that was the last
Speaker 1: anyone saw of him. Five years later, his dead body
Speaker 1: is found Wow in this creek bed. Yeah, it was crazy.
Speaker 3: On facebooks. A guy that I actually met in Tulsa
Speaker 3: during that trip, a.
Speaker 1: Guy he's during Long Balls.
Speaker 2: Yeah, during the Long Ball tour.
Speaker 3: This guy he's like a military guy and I don't
Speaker 3: have a lot in common with him politically, but We've
Speaker 3: stayed in touch since then, just on Facebook.
Speaker 2: But he'd skateboarded also, and we went skating and.
Speaker 3: Showed up at the park and this kid was holding
Speaker 3: his ear his ear buds wrapped around his ears and
Speaker 3: got in his bike and pulled out his ear and
Speaker 3: this guy was holding his ear so calmly.
Speaker 2: His outer ear was in his hand and he's like, nah,
Speaker 2: I suppose they can sew it on. He was like
Speaker 2: just the toughest kid ever. And I was like, how old. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the teenager no with his ear in his hand. No.
Speaker 3: And so that was something that I saw with this guy,
Speaker 3: but ed his name. Uh, yeah, we're online friends. He
Speaker 3: bowed for Trump and he's my buddy. He found, though,
Speaker 3: on the side of the road, a nice bike, like
Speaker 3: a road bike, h fully with survival like with tools
Speaker 3: and food that were weeks old. It was just on
Speaker 3: the side of the road and he had pictures. He's like,
Speaker 3: look at what I found. This guy was prepared for something,
Speaker 3: and I'm like commenting, like this is an episode of
Speaker 3: Forensic Files. You have to And he did go to
Speaker 3: the sheriff and everything good, but they can't find out
Speaker 3: what this bike was doing there, and it had been
Speaker 3: there a long time, but there's just pictures of it,
Speaker 3: and he laid out everything that had been found with it,
Speaker 3: and it just gave me the creeps.
Speaker 2: It's like, you never know why someone just disappears.
Speaker 1: The more I do this podcast and the more things
Speaker 1: we read because now we're reading stuff of course all
Speaker 1: the time, it really bad things happen all the time.
Speaker 1: I mean a lot, and the disappearing and people just
Speaker 1: being like and then they were gone, and then police
Speaker 1: are so you know, they have so many other cases
Speaker 1: and they have to you know, like they start looking
Speaker 1: into it, but there's only a certain amount of time
Speaker 1: and then more hideous stuff happens and they have to
Speaker 1: go take care of that. It's just it's such a crazy,
Speaker 1: overwhelming kind of realization.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was thinking about that the other day, was
Speaker 2: like this.
Speaker 1: Someone said, Oh, how how much longer can you do
Speaker 1: that podcast? Because you're gonna do like all the murders,
Speaker 1: all the murders, just like are you high? There's an
Speaker 1: endless amount. It never stops.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that is a weird. Why that person didn't
Speaker 3: actually think that, did they?
Speaker 1: I wonder if they they know of they were thinking,
Speaker 1: like the you know, the big the big lead.
Speaker 2: Sure, sure, guys, the pros.
Speaker 1: The ones that have really established themselves in the murder community, like.
Speaker 3: We're good at marketing, right, I uh yeah, Speaking again
Speaker 3: of Portland, there's someone from there that I follow on Twitter.
Speaker 3: I'm not I think her name's Mary so new Meyer.
Speaker 3: If that's she was posting. She just I went down
Speaker 3: a the tweeting of missing women in Portland wormhole. There
Speaker 3: there was so many and it was just one and
Speaker 3: then I was retweeting them. I don't know if I'm
Speaker 3: have enough Portland people that follow me to help, but
Speaker 3: it's real sad because they were all within a few days.
Speaker 2: It's just missing ye women. Last scene wearing the sweater,
Speaker 2: no shoes, young young. Yeah. Yeah, they're on my Twitter
Speaker 2: if you want. I tweeted them. They're on my Twitter.
Speaker 2: I'm seventy.
Speaker 1: The same thing happened in Washington, d C. With all
Speaker 1: those little like teenage black girls within like a certain
Speaker 1: amount of time. It's been like a month. Let's say
Speaker 1: there's been like sixteen girls that have gone missing. And
Speaker 1: I did read an article that said that it was
Speaker 1: someone that had just been elected into officer, who just
Speaker 1: got a new job. Basically making the job, make all
Speaker 1: that public. So it isn't necessarily that this is suddenly happening.
Speaker 1: It's that suddenly people are being told about it, because
Speaker 1: before it's just like, oh a missing child, Oh is
Speaker 1: there no one to fight their cause? Oh are they
Speaker 1: of color? Then it's not going to make it to
Speaker 1: the news. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And the most horrifying version of that.
Speaker 3: We've talked about it before, but the night to Stalker
Speaker 3: Tales of the Nights is that his same night, there.
Speaker 1: Is the night stalker Richard Mumer Saris.
Speaker 3: Not him then, I just am not remembering the name,
Speaker 3: but there is a HBO documentary about him and they
Speaker 3: found him grim Sleeper Grim Sleeper.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh that documentary why.
Speaker 3: I can't ever remember because it doesn't it's not a catch,
Speaker 3: isn't part of it. But it was a lot of
Speaker 3: the same thing that everyone knew these were happening. No
Speaker 3: one cared because they were poor black prostitute ladies.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, also it was because the people who were
Speaker 1: in charge of people decided people didn't care, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. The people at the top were like,
Speaker 1: we don't We've decided it doesn't matter. But it wasn't
Speaker 1: like people didn't think it mattered, right, People just didn't know.
Speaker 2: I mean when I.
Speaker 1: Remember reading when the grim Sleeper was arrested and they're like,
Speaker 1: they think he's killed over like, I think it's forty women.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's a lot more way up there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'd never heard of as a person who is very
Speaker 1: interested in true crime and very has my eyes out
Speaker 1: for anything like that. I'd never heard of him, and
Speaker 1: I've lived here for twenty years. It was just happening
Speaker 1: in like a frost town. It's crazy.
Speaker 3: I've driven over there and wondered if I was on
Speaker 3: the same streets.
Speaker 2: It's hard to know. Yeah, I don't really want to
Speaker 2: drive by his house. I'm not that person, but I've
Speaker 2: been in that neighborhood like I'm lost where am I?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, is that the house? I think that's
Speaker 2: the house?
Speaker 3: Oh they painted it. Yeah, I always I want to
Speaker 3: see his son and wife. Yeah that it was Uh,
Speaker 3: I love I love that documentary.
Speaker 2: I don't know why more people weren't talking about that Instead.
Speaker 1: Of that documentary, it didn't get very much pressed.
Speaker 3: Everyone's all about the jinks. I'm like this, this is
Speaker 3: way more interesting.
Speaker 1: I feel like that came out before the Jinks I
Speaker 1: do too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was just sitting there not getting attention. Yep.
Speaker 1: But also it was a one off. It wasn't. The
Speaker 1: Jinx was a series, right, so it had the build.
Speaker 1: I think if the Jinx was a one off that
Speaker 1: maybe the same thing would have happened.
Speaker 2: But if you have the build, they should chop it
Speaker 2: up and re send it out.
Speaker 1: They should, They should do the individual stories that would
Speaker 1: be that would be an amazing series of.
Speaker 2: You should do it, of these you produce it.
Speaker 1: That's a good idea. Actually, yeah, but god, god, that's
Speaker 1: hard work. I mean it's already hard work to do
Speaker 1: a documentary, but then basically going back and being like, now,
Speaker 1: let's catalog women who are marginalized, who had lives that
Speaker 1: were not ideal, who were you know, who were but
Speaker 1: also trying like making the best of their situation and
Speaker 1: just trying to fucking get food on the table.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And if you were the person doing studying that, you'd
Speaker 3: have to go home and be bummed out all the time.
Speaker 2: You it would never never stop. You would be happy.
Speaker 1: That's why that character that Nick Broomfield got in his documentary,
Speaker 1: I think her name was Pam that he drove around with,
Speaker 1: where she was the one telling him she was great.
Speaker 1: She was amazed. It was the best idea to get
Speaker 1: a person that was just so awesome, like, you know,
Speaker 1: so as depressed as you were. There was also this
Speaker 1: kind of like fuck yeah, like there's someone out there
Speaker 1: that's being abaud Yeah.
Speaker 3: I can't believe that guy was a lot of his
Speaker 3: just knocking. He was not afraid of anything, just knocking
Speaker 3: on doors. Hey, guys walking into apartments.
Speaker 1: Well as opposed to us walking around this building trying
Speaker 1: to get in. Yeah. Yeah, he's not wanting to touch
Speaker 1: any doors.
Speaker 3: We're just an older man with a gun and his sweatpants.
Speaker 3: May or may not shoot him.
Speaker 1: M hmm.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that guy doesn't give a fuck. No, he will
Speaker 1: ask anybody anything, He'll go anywhere.
Speaker 2: He's a brazen Englishman. That's how they are.
Speaker 1: They all are because they know the accents will get
Speaker 1: them out of things. O God, I.
Speaker 3: Gotta get the English accent off my navigation. That was
Speaker 3: an annoying you know who.
Speaker 1: You should get its ways right?
Speaker 2: That was my Google? My Google? Oh sorry here I
Speaker 2: am doing one.
Speaker 1: You do that one. You should record your own voice
Speaker 1: and do it.
Speaker 2: I bet you can. I bet they got that option.
Speaker 1: God, how much of a narcissist would you have to
Speaker 1: be to be your own Way's voice?
Speaker 3: Barf uh, that's such a great detail in a show
Speaker 3: about a narcissistic person.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm going to email some people that I know.
Speaker 2: I'm here to give you ideas.
Speaker 3: You need to study all those murders.
Speaker 1: Okay, and the other thing Way's voice and murders. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can. I thought, if you had ways, you can
Speaker 1: get Keith Morrison's voice. You know the guy that he
Speaker 1: works on dateline and he's really really narrow faced guy.
Speaker 1: That's you can get that guy to give you to
Speaker 1: give you directions.
Speaker 2: Wow, ways, okay, I'll change it to that. I wouldn't
Speaker 2: mind having that at all.
Speaker 1: I think it'd be hilarious.
Speaker 3: I thought I would want Morgan Freeman when I accident.
Speaker 2: These these ads pop up and.
Speaker 3: Then you go to reduce them by pressing the tiniest
Speaker 3: ever X that your thumb will not hit, and it
Speaker 3: just ends up purchasing for a limited time a promo
Speaker 3: for London is Falling where it's it was Morgan Freeman's
Speaker 3: Waye And I always thought that would be take a lift,
Speaker 3: We'll put hid or whatever I thought that would be.
Speaker 1: But it was just like Andy do Frame didn't want
Speaker 1: to take a lift.
Speaker 2: I guess I missed my friend.
Speaker 3: Every time I try to do him, I'm just someone
Speaker 3: from the Cleveland Show, and I should stop because no
Speaker 3: one wants to hear me do cartoonish black voices.
Speaker 2: Nobody should.
Speaker 1: Can I just say that in the car when you
Speaker 1: were telling me about Bob Newhart being on to have
Speaker 1: a smiley, Mike, God, I love him, my favorite both
Speaker 1: both to have a smiley and Bob Newhart. My favorite
Speaker 1: thing you said was I racistly believed that he wouldn't
Speaker 1: be a fan of Bob Newmart.
Speaker 3: I know, just because more even more than that, he
Speaker 3: looks like he's just like an ex football player because
Speaker 3: he's a big, tough looking guy and he loves Bob Newhart. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he knew. He didn't just do research. He was like
Speaker 3: holding up the DVD. He was riffing off things that
Speaker 3: were details from the show about the Vermont in the
Speaker 3: Bob Newhart Show or new Heart New Heart's just God.
Speaker 2: He was great though.
Speaker 3: I just it's so important for me, and I think
Speaker 3: for you too, to see someone oh push approaching ninety
Speaker 3: he's eighty eight, and he's so with it, yes, and
Speaker 3: still so quick, and he was so funny, these slow
Speaker 3: builds to the most subtle delivery. I like, if you
Speaker 3: can watch that PBS Davis Smiley interview with Tavis of
Speaker 3: Bob Newhart, do it.
Speaker 1: I'm going to.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's an app. Maybe you have the PBS app
Speaker 3: on your Apple.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that got shut down too.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you can't have that.
Speaker 1: That went the way of the EPA.
Speaker 2: Maybe. Yeah, it's in a pile next to medicaid. No,
Speaker 2: Medicaid's still there. The old people vote, old people vote.
Speaker 2: Can't be touching that, that's right.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I just he's such a he's so important,
Speaker 3: and I don't think I think a lot of people,
Speaker 3: even comics, haven't ever like experienced his stand up. And
Speaker 3: he was talking about how those albums just were number
Speaker 3: one and number two.
Speaker 2: That was the best joke that he said.
Speaker 3: He said his albums were number one and number two,
Speaker 3: and then his daughter for the longest time, and then
Speaker 3: his daughter called and said, oh Dad that they they
Speaker 3: got knocked out. The number one and number two spot
Speaker 3: are now given to uh.
Speaker 2: To Guns.
Speaker 3: N' roses, and then he said, well, at least it
Speaker 3: went to a friend. I was just on the way here.
Speaker 3: I was talking to those guys on the cell phone.
Speaker 3: He's so and I laughed on the cell phone.
Speaker 2: Yeah he and oh he was. It was just the best. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So Bob mean right, he's my hero.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's good. But I also I just like the uh,
Speaker 1: I like the whole experience.
Speaker 2: Oh of like that interview of him.
Speaker 1: Well, the thing that made me laugh was U saying
Speaker 1: I racistly thought, which is now my new favorite phrase,
Speaker 1: because I think people do that all the time and
Speaker 1: they get so defensive. But you're just so freely like
Speaker 1: I racistly thought he wouldn't like Bob Newhart.
Speaker 3: I racistly think that Bob Newhart doesn't have a lot
Speaker 3: of large male black fans.
Speaker 1: But you were that would love to be approved.
Speaker 2: Wrong, And that's a racistly I'm thinking that. I know
Speaker 2: it's a racist thought. Yeah, and it's.
Speaker 1: Just that easy. It's just that easy too.
Speaker 3: But like you said, his interview style is playing the
Speaker 3: straight man.
Speaker 2: It is he. I love that guy too. He's I'm
Speaker 2: a big Tabsa or Tavist.
Speaker 1: It's Tavis. I like to mix it up.
Speaker 2: Now, people like that when you do that with their names.
Speaker 2: I haven't thought of it that way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh, I didn't see it from that angle of
Speaker 1: not my name.
Speaker 3: I've heard you mispronounced names before. How do we say
Speaker 3: a guy brand random?
Speaker 2: I don't, Oh, I say, I don't have any idea
Speaker 2: because of the ways I've heard it.
Speaker 1: I used to say Bronhum and I actually introduced him.
Speaker 1: It is definitely broken because and here's how I know
Speaker 1: on his album. I introduced him as guy Bronham on
Speaker 1: his own album So Great, And I was like, I
Speaker 1: don't know how.
Speaker 2: To apologize for that.
Speaker 1: Did he because you're really one of my closest friends.
Speaker 2: Did Yeah? Exactly. It's just a name.
Speaker 3: It's also like call me Chris Fairchild and I wouldn't say, oh,
Speaker 3: it's all over.
Speaker 2: But if you called me Craig o whoay No, that's
Speaker 2: when these white fists rage swing. Yeah. Did he then
Speaker 2: riff on that or did he just leave it in?
Speaker 2: Or did you? I think he said something about it.
Speaker 1: I can't remember it, but I have that very stubborn thing,
Speaker 1: which I think you're like too. If I read something,
Speaker 1: I read it in my hand a certain way. That's
Speaker 1: how it is. Yeah, so the change is such a
Speaker 1: large adjustment because it's like that's I've read it that way.
Speaker 1: That means that's the way it's supposed to be.
Speaker 2: Prepared, right. Yeah, No, it's because you're a reader.
Speaker 1: I'm a big reader. I can read.
Speaker 3: When I did Premium Blend dil Hughglely, I think that's
Speaker 3: how you say his name was drunk. He was drinking
Speaker 3: and hosting all the you know, it was just like
Speaker 3: a day of multiple sets.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, and he.
Speaker 3: Said Chris, I don't know what. Something happened, but he
Speaker 3: said my name wrong. And then some lady got on
Speaker 3: stage and like tried to kiss him and they had
Speaker 3: to get.
Speaker 2: Her off stage. But I just well, all that was.
Speaker 3: Happening, I just wiped walked out to the mic because
Speaker 3: my name had been called and they were like no, no,
Speaker 3: and I'm like and I just did my set and
Speaker 3: everything went fine, but I had to address what had
Speaker 3: just happened, so that got edited out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then they cut out the whole middle.
Speaker 3: I actually they did a great job at it. That's
Speaker 3: how I ended up telling those jokes afterwards, because I
Speaker 3: liked the comedy Central editing choices.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 3: Anyway, the next day I had to go back just
Speaker 3: to reshoot, going out to the mic so he could
Speaker 3: and he was there to say my name correctly. And
Speaker 3: then they had people sitting up front just like crew.
Speaker 2: So there's the back of some heads. But I put
Speaker 2: my watch on the wrong wrist and my hair looked
Speaker 2: way different.
Speaker 3: And my blouse it was a blouse. It was making
Speaker 3: Mooney's shirt. I didn't bring a real shirt. I just
Speaker 3: had a button up blouse that I pulled the shoulder
Speaker 3: pads out.
Speaker 2: And it looked nice.
Speaker 3: It just looked like I had a black silk shirt.
Speaker 3: No one can tell. Yeah, it's very nice. Looked like
Speaker 3: it was fit for me. It looked tailored, beautiful shirt.
Speaker 3: I looked good at but I wanted to while they
Speaker 3: were shooting that, I'm like, please, can I be in
Speaker 3: the audience laughing at myself. Just a quick shot of
Speaker 3: me going and then and they said that's funny, Okay,
Speaker 3: let's and we were setting up to shoot it, and
Speaker 3: then the premium Blend lady came out and said, no,
Speaker 3: we can't hould a mirror up to how the show.
Speaker 1: Is really Yeah, because it's such a long held tradition
Speaker 1: of hilarious comedy sets where you make a joke about
Speaker 1: what Asian people drive like and then you cut to.
Speaker 2: An Asian an Asian.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, never break up that great system of the
Speaker 1: way you shoot comedy specials.
Speaker 3: It would be yeah yeah if I told a racistly
Speaker 3: told a joke that I was like this guy that
Speaker 3: was talking about and then it's just me embarrassed.
Speaker 2: No, I don't support that. Year your hands, you're a
Speaker 2: terrible version of me. Oh that would have been great,
Speaker 2: thanks a lot, DL. Whatever.
Speaker 1: I would like to go back to the part of
Speaker 1: that story about a woman that loved D. L. Hugley
Speaker 1: so much that she had to get up on stage
Speaker 1: during a I mean television show.
Speaker 3: What you're forgetting is he's very handsome. No, he's definitely
Speaker 3: very especially during this time.
Speaker 2: And in shape. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: Arms some in it's dressing room. He's putting honest dress shirt,
Speaker 3: but he's in shape.
Speaker 1: A lot of people dressing room.
Speaker 2: I walked past it. My the area holding pen for
Speaker 2: us was near his uh lavish fruit filled green room,
Speaker 2: and uh, he's in he's a guy he's been to
Speaker 2: the gymnasium. Yeah, it's very nice and and felt bad
Speaker 2: that he's said my name wrong. But that's why that
Speaker 2: woman liked him. He's nice, he's apologized.
Speaker 1: He's a nice guy.
Speaker 2: He's ripped, he's got good skin, he's got a good face.
Speaker 1: I got to tell you when they're when you meet
Speaker 1: a guy, or you even just see a guy talking
Speaker 1: who is nice and ripped as a woman, you have
Speaker 1: to go to him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's rare that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've got to because they might be a cop
Speaker 3: and they could help out.
Speaker 1: They could be a cop, they could be a mirage
Speaker 1: whatever it is. I don't know why that part part
Speaker 1: was so loud.
Speaker 2: Mirage.
Speaker 1: I almost whistled like that pigeon and cartoon.
Speaker 2: You.
Speaker 3: You almost whistled while talking like a southern wrestling coach.
Speaker 1: You do it, you you boss?
Speaker 2: Line up now, boys.
Speaker 3: I wish I could do it as good as Greg Warren.
Speaker 3: Greg Warren's got a good He's a comic that does
Speaker 3: that fast talking southern guy and every ass is a whistle.
Speaker 3: And it's the funnest thing just thinking about it, and
Speaker 3: I'm starting to laugh.
Speaker 2: The Greg war Saint Louis.
Speaker 1: Someone else does a bit where they do who someone
Speaker 1: we know does whistling whistle talking?
Speaker 2: Seriously?
Speaker 1: I thought it was I thought it was you.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not good at it at all. Serious, I
Speaker 2: still want this girl recently was trying to teach me
Speaker 2: how to crow?
Speaker 4: My?
Speaker 1: Was it me? Because I know how to?
Speaker 2: Are you good? Can you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? You just bend you take your two index fingers
Speaker 1: on either hand.
Speaker 2: Are the levels we're about to hear a rip, roar.
Speaker 1: And whistle two index fingers. Now you take your tongue
Speaker 1: and bended back.
Speaker 2: You know, Okay, I can do that.
Speaker 1: I can do tongue back right, and then you take
Speaker 1: the rolled back like so it's almost like then your
Speaker 1: tongue is like a little taco, right, you push the
Speaker 1: taco down below your tooth line, and then where the
Speaker 1: whistle is coming from is the air that's between your
Speaker 1: push down tongue and your fingers. That kind of forward.
Speaker 2: I'll learn it at home. I think I can learn it.
Speaker 3: No one's ever the taco, the roll, the police placement
Speaker 3: of the fingers, the lowering of your tongue to your
Speaker 3: tooth line. No one has mapped it out that way
Speaker 3: for me. I think I can actually do it. Now,
Speaker 3: you're welcome I've just been sticking dirty falangies in my
Speaker 3: mouth and blowing slobbery down my wrist.
Speaker 1: Also, I would do it. I would do it with
Speaker 1: your index finger. Oh, why I think are too huh yep,
Speaker 1: keep going yes quietly, now loudly. Wait? Why is your tongue.
Speaker 2: All out pressing too hard with my fingers? What it's
Speaker 2: on my fingers?
Speaker 1: It's nice and salty.
Speaker 2: Remember when pistachios were dipped in pink ink? Yes? Boy,
Speaker 2: they stopped doing that, didn't they.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because that's cancer calm. And also why did they
Speaker 1: do that?
Speaker 2: Why did they do it? Thanks very? Coming back to
Speaker 2: nut talk.
Speaker 3: Next up Brazil and the next up all the racist
Speaker 3: things that Grandpa's called different nuts.
Speaker 1: No, next up, I can't even have a walnut in
Speaker 1: my mouth or I will get a cold sort immediately.
Speaker 1: What I had it just reminded me.
Speaker 2: That's why they called it the herpie nut our grand
Speaker 2: grandpa did.
Speaker 1: I ordered at this hotel I was staying out in Portland.
Speaker 1: I ordered one morning. Oh, it made me so bad.
Speaker 1: They're they're fuck.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. When you stay at a hotel, you
Speaker 1: were paying you know, if you order room service. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm now paying forty dollars for like yogurt and coffee.
Speaker 1: What fine, I'm willing to do it because I'm in
Speaker 1: a hotel. It's convenient, how nice. The place where I
Speaker 1: was staying, their room service was so not together and
Speaker 1: they just so they just did it wrong a bunch
Speaker 1: and they were kind of rude and it made me
Speaker 1: really mad. And when the so, but I was just
Speaker 1: getting Greek yogurt and their housemade granola, right, this housemade
Speaker 1: granola was eighty percent full walnut, like you know, walnut brain,
Speaker 1: like half a walnut brain. Usually if you're putting walnuts
Speaker 1: in anything, it's diced up or like at least chopped up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't treat it.
Speaker 1: It's not a exactly these things will. But thank god
Speaker 1: they were because then I could take them out. But
Speaker 1: I was like, I spent the entire time just taking
Speaker 1: out these huge walnuts like they were like bombs. Like Jesus,
Speaker 1: there's another one. I feel it in my mouth, and
Speaker 1: oh my god, there's another one.
Speaker 3: And if have you ever heard of anyone getting absor
Speaker 3: from a I mean that's that's it's there's a reaction.
Speaker 2: Allergic. You're allergic to them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's I basically am and it's certain nuts have
Speaker 1: it's some kind of a chemical or whatever shit that's
Speaker 1: in it that I think walnuts have the most of
Speaker 1: all the.
Speaker 2: Nuts have this stuff.
Speaker 1: You know, sometimes if you do a bunch of walnuts,
Speaker 1: like the inside of your mouth feels stripped, almost like
Speaker 1: the shine in your mouth feels weird. It's whatever is
Speaker 1: doing that. I can't have that.
Speaker 3: It will There is some I guess is it our appendix.
Speaker 3: That's the thing that everyone says it's useless, But at
Speaker 3: one point in our evolution it was like a second
Speaker 3: stomach or a gizzard apparently, and things do go there,
Speaker 3: and often it's nuts. And so, uh, my dad ate,
Speaker 3: I think it was a bag of walnuts. There's a
Speaker 3: window of time where he's single and he's like, I
Speaker 3: don't want to make dinner a.
Speaker 2: Whole bag of walnuts. And then fully just thought he
Speaker 2: had appendicitis and went my daddy doesn't go to the
Speaker 2: hospital ever, went to the er and he said, I
Speaker 2: think something burst and it was having too many nuts.
Speaker 2: And I don't know if it went to the parrot
Speaker 2: had anything to do with that appendix thing. I may have,
Speaker 2: just but I swear to reach someone. We used to
Speaker 2: have gizzards like birds and nuts. Go there.
Speaker 3: Did you know there's rocks in there? You have to
Speaker 3: eat rocks every human while you sleep at night. You
Speaker 3: have seven eight rocks.
Speaker 1: Oh those are the rocks carried by the spiders.
Speaker 2: Yeah, rock spiders.
Speaker 1: Okay, Rocky, Sorry, I had a spider dream las night.
Speaker 2: You just reminded me we were in this.
Speaker 1: I dream about my own house because I need to
Speaker 1: redo my house. Like there's lots of things I need
Speaker 1: to fix. So often I'll have these dreams where it's
Speaker 1: like really really shitty, and I'll be like, oh God,
Speaker 1: I have to fix this. Last night, in my dream,
Speaker 1: it's me and my sister and she goes, you need
Speaker 1: to dust off this wall, and then we look up
Speaker 1: and there's just all these It looked like white ribbon,
Speaker 1: but then a compong closer inspection, it was like spider nests.
Speaker 1: Because we were like, oh, let's just sweep this down.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, holy shit, it's like one
Speaker 1: thousand spider nets.
Speaker 2: That's a bad dream. I can't. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: One at a time. I'm okay, I'll relocate you in
Speaker 3: a jar. But multiple spiders coming out anything, pupa stage,
Speaker 3: get the hell away from me.
Speaker 1: Did I ever tell you about that spider that walked
Speaker 1: across my TV room floor that was so humongous. I
Speaker 1: thought it was a tarantula and it was from my
Speaker 1: house somehow, And I actually ended up catching it and
Speaker 1: taking pictures of it because I couldn't believe how big
Speaker 1: it was.
Speaker 2: It was like that big really in my house.
Speaker 1: I'm oh right now looking.
Speaker 2: At imagine if someone put two ice cream sandwiches together,
Speaker 2: was about to put them in a mouth that could
Speaker 2: not accommodate ye, three inches. It was a double clawed body.
Speaker 2: How much of that? It's so hard to gauge. This
Speaker 2: was super long. This spider was this big.
Speaker 3: It could have been a Daddy long legs, which was not.
Speaker 3: If you count the legs, you could be that big.
Speaker 3: But the body, I need to know the body.
Speaker 1: The body was. The legs were definitely the longest, biggest part.
Speaker 1: The body was kind of small, but it wasn't a
Speaker 1: Daddy long legs because the legs were big.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: It was very upsetting and it looked like it was
Speaker 1: sneaking across the floor to just I need to get
Speaker 1: out of here.
Speaker 2: Any spider.
Speaker 3: Here's the curious thing though, someone I know and you
Speaker 3: know too, but that it's not part of the story.
Speaker 2: Someone had a tarantula and it was just in a
Speaker 2: house of dudes, and but that isn't even a spider
Speaker 2: to me. It was like a tiny animal and it
Speaker 2: was crawling and I was like, yeah, let him slowly,
Speaker 2: and he crawled on my arm. And then they put
Speaker 2: him on my face and he crawled.
Speaker 3: I would I could not even touch a spider, even
Speaker 3: if you said, that's not poisonous.
Speaker 2: But do you want to let this little spider crawl
Speaker 2: on your arm? I'd say no. But the a trantola
Speaker 2: is an.
Speaker 1: Animal, because it was like a big and thick.
Speaker 2: And he had a face, and I'm like, he seems nice.
Speaker 2: It seems like he's smiling. Get him on me, reasonable
Speaker 2: And he crawled across the way.
Speaker 3: And what people don't tell you when you're all drunk
Speaker 3: on a porch with a spider on your face, it's
Speaker 3: that the trantlas like shoot out little tiny quills like
Speaker 3: and I he wasn't doing on perr. He's just keeping
Speaker 3: his grip with these whatever does it also embeds in
Speaker 3: your face? And I my I was fine that night,
Speaker 3: but the next day my eye and cheek were small.
Speaker 2: One because I always start a story and.
Speaker 3: They don't realize it's pretty gross. That's why I rushed
Speaker 3: through the seventy or one.
Speaker 1: First of all, I like gross, okay and bummer, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's my kind of mind.
Speaker 2: Jam me too, That's what brought us together.
Speaker 1: That's right, Yeah, that's the fun of telling a story. Like,
Speaker 1: if it's all a nice story, I'm like, sorry, why did.
Speaker 2: You stop me to tell me this? Right?
Speaker 1: What's the what's different from that than anything else that's
Speaker 1: going on in the world.
Speaker 3: And then they try and end it interestingly by going
Speaker 3: and then I killed them, Now.
Speaker 1: You know didn't, No, you didn't.
Speaker 2: You just tell boring stories unearned.
Speaker 1: The murder comes in the middle. But yeah, I love that.
Speaker 1: That's the way you learn not to put a tarantula
Speaker 1: on your face.
Speaker 2: I had to learn through doing it to not put
Speaker 2: a giant spider on my fucking eye.
Speaker 1: Also, whoever owned that thing, why don't they have the
Speaker 1: quill experience that they can be like, oh, yeah, don't
Speaker 1: put that on your face.
Speaker 2: It's a person that I'll just tell you l her.
Speaker 3: But it's someone that a lot of people don't like
Speaker 3: and I think that also that spider just disappeared and
Speaker 3: they were like, where's the tentelu man.
Speaker 1: Uh oh wait a second.
Speaker 2: So some little girl on a seesaw. I don't know why.
Speaker 3: I think of the little girl from Frankenstein, like she
Speaker 3: doesn't already have problems seasong with Frankenstein.
Speaker 2: A spider crawls up on her pretty white dress.
Speaker 1: She's seasong and then she looks across to the sea
Speaker 1: saw and then suddenly there's a trenchl on the other side.
Speaker 3: It's slipped in the air because the moment she sees it,
Speaker 3: she cartoonishly realizes she weighs a lot more, and so
Speaker 3: the seesaw goes down.
Speaker 2: Anything goods the spider. She screams. The spider goes in.
Speaker 1: In her mouth and quill, quill, quill. Now she has
Speaker 1: a cold sore.
Speaker 2: Aristo crats, Yeah, aristocrats?
Speaker 1: Is that comedian Maria Bamford. No, it's everyone adores Maria Bamford.
Speaker 2: Okay, I get it. No, yeah, no, it's just tell
Speaker 2: you late Okay, Yeah, it's not important.
Speaker 3: Just a house of dudes and one of them had
Speaker 3: this giant spider and it's I mean, what are they fifty?
Speaker 3: They weren't fifteen. Everyone's in their thirties. When I lived
Speaker 3: in Bend, Oregon, these kids had they I just moved
Speaker 3: there just to snowboard and I didn't have a lot
Speaker 3: of money, and our neighbors had just moved there from Portland,
Speaker 3: and they were piercing each other with safety pins. They
Speaker 3: bought scorpions and tarantula's.
Speaker 2: They had black lights.
Speaker 3: They were drinking robotessin and I would go next door
Speaker 3: and hang out with them.
Speaker 2: They weren't complete idiots.
Speaker 3: They were just like it was their first time living
Speaker 3: outside of their parents' house.
Speaker 1: So they're like, get everything pointy and poisonous.
Speaker 3: They had knives. One of them had a gun. They
Speaker 3: don't they had money. They were probably dealing drugs.
Speaker 2: But there were sweet kids and they're like, we made
Speaker 2: too much soup, do you want it? Like? They were
Speaker 2: nice and I pierced one of their nipples one night.
Speaker 2: This is just dude stuff.
Speaker 3: It wasn't like, it wasn't there there. I was in
Speaker 3: my twenties and so I thought I was way older
Speaker 3: than them.
Speaker 1: Oh there were seenes.
Speaker 3: They had spiders. He'd just come out and he's like Hey,
Speaker 3: what's up? The angel would be they were teens, but
Speaker 3: they're kind of if in I think, insane clown.
Speaker 2: But they would go to a Jugglo convention. But they
Speaker 2: were snowboarder kids, got it. They weren't all the way
Speaker 2: clown makeup, giant pants.
Speaker 1: They were more into the music.
Speaker 3: But we'd go, yeah, the lyrics, how do batteries and
Speaker 3: magnet's work man?
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a song where they talk about oh
Speaker 2: I know, yeah.
Speaker 1: To watch that video one thousand times a seagull stole
Speaker 1: my phone or whatever. Oh I laughed, so hards stole
Speaker 1: my phone is very close to one of the lyrics.
Speaker 2: What's the lyric?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: I wish so many people were here right now that
Speaker 2: would know that?
Speaker 1: Does Aaron know it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Therese I just but they would, Yeah, black lights and
Speaker 3: these they're this scorpion was horrifying. But just like one
Speaker 3: time I got stung by a scorpion that was this
Speaker 3: big and right now I'm making it's an inch, I'll
Speaker 3: just say an inch enough of our finger.
Speaker 1: That's a well, that was like a that was like
Speaker 1: a one one.
Speaker 3: Sandwich tiny little Yeah, it's one ice cream sandwich tall.
Speaker 3: If you put the scorpion on his tail, and he
Speaker 3: imagined him in a top hat.
Speaker 1: Yes please. And I also imagine him running the club
Speaker 1: for some reason, that's what I pictures. He's a business owner,
Speaker 1: but he'll also host.
Speaker 3: The The fuzz is here lower down the gambling tables.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: But I was an extra in some Western and the
Speaker 3: scorpion was in my pants all day. We were waiting
Speaker 3: in like a holding truck, and then they brought us
Speaker 3: to this this air conditioned holding area and then we
Speaker 3: stood in the background of this terrible Western and horses.
Speaker 2: Would gallop by us. But I it was the whole day.
Speaker 3: And then finally this scorpion stung me while they were shooting.
Speaker 3: I was like pretending to load a wagon way off
Speaker 3: in the background, and it hurts so bad.
Speaker 2: I thought a bee was stinging me. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: should I stop? That hurts? And that got more and
Speaker 2: more intense.
Speaker 3: It was so much pain that I pulled my pants down,
Speaker 3: and I had these purple a knot period underpants. So
Speaker 3: they said, cut, who is that someone pulled their pants down?
Speaker 2: I almost got fired.
Speaker 1: Isn't this the one where you got fired because you
Speaker 1: used the guys that was later?
Speaker 2: Yeah? OK, yeah, that was later. But they it hurt
Speaker 2: so bad.
Speaker 3: And then I looked at my knee and I felt
Speaker 3: like such a whist because there was no mark, there
Speaker 3: was no aftermath.
Speaker 2: It hurts so bad, and it was a little white.
Speaker 1: Scorpion and it didn't swell up or anything.
Speaker 2: No, I couldn't even see the dot. It hurts so bad,
Speaker 2: and I couldn't even see a dot. I was the
Speaker 2: opposite of allergic.
Speaker 3: It pumped in annie inflammatories and us speaking of But
Speaker 3: it was tiny. It was tiny, and it's scary. But
Speaker 3: these guys, these guys, uh, the kid is NIPPLEYE. Pierce
Speaker 3: had a big, giant black one. Get the load in
Speaker 3: the black lion, and I.
Speaker 2: Would just hold it.
Speaker 1: Couldn't it kill you?
Speaker 2: Uh? I?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: No, and neither could the I guess some of them can't. Actually,
Speaker 3: the tiny ones are more of a problem. Oh, Aaron,
Speaker 3: do you have this lyric?
Speaker 1: Let's hear it.
Speaker 4: I want to warn you, Karen. It will be upsetting
Speaker 4: as you are from the Bay area. Okay, okay, So
Speaker 4: the lyric goes, this is violent jay wrapping. I fed
Speaker 4: a fish to a pelican at Frisco Bay. It tried
Speaker 4: to eat my cellphone. Then Shaggy Too Dope gets involved
Speaker 4: and he says he ran away.
Speaker 2: He got he finished his story for him. He could have.
Speaker 1: Handled that a Pelican San Francisco Bay.
Speaker 2: That he ran. He ran a yeah, you just had
Speaker 2: to add that.
Speaker 1: That's the magic of the universe. I don't understand how that's.
Speaker 3: No, And then it goes into the rest of the
Speaker 3: and it goes back to asking how do magnets work?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, tyson questions, did.
Speaker 1: I tell you the story of the guy the When
Speaker 1: I was drinking, I had one night stand one time
Speaker 1: with a guy who was very I'll say this about him,
Speaker 1: very effusive, and from the second I arrived at the bar,
Speaker 1: it was like he was like, you're the one, which
Speaker 1: never happens to me. Most of the time. People are like, oh,
Speaker 1: I was scared of you for the first two.
Speaker 2: Months I met you, right right.
Speaker 1: Just I don't know what to do about that.
Speaker 2: I can't do anything of it. I refuse to do
Speaker 2: it late late, it's too late.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, my eyebrows or just
Speaker 1: I don't think anyone's funny whatever. But this guy was
Speaker 1: just like as if I was into it. He was
Speaker 1: acting like we were super totally getting along. It was
Speaker 1: hilarious and it killed me. It was like it it
Speaker 1: was the best like defense breakdown. I just couldn't fight
Speaker 1: him at all because he was just like yeah right,
Speaker 1: he was. Also we were doing tons of coke anyway, Sure, Sure,
Speaker 1: I ended up going home with him, which is not
Speaker 1: something I did all the time. And he had spiders.
Speaker 1: He kept spiders. He was like this upstairs room. I
Speaker 1: can barely remember it all. I remembers walking into this
Speaker 1: room like, oh, I'm finally doing the thing that like
Speaker 1: all my friends do whatever. I'm like, well, this is
Speaker 1: what it is to be young and in your twenties.
Speaker 1: And we walk in and it's like a black light
Speaker 1: room with terrariums filled with spiders. And I was just like, well,
Speaker 1: either this is it or like I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: not going to leave.
Speaker 2: It was crazy.
Speaker 3: You should say, is every Could you do a quick
Speaker 3: inventory before we get to our business.
Speaker 1: Could you make me a quick promise that you're not
Speaker 1: going to strangle me?
Speaker 2: Spider roll call?
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, Maureen.
Speaker 3: He just raised his poisonous tentacle tick tick tick where.
Speaker 2: They big or small?
Speaker 3: But see I don't like tiny, I I know I
Speaker 3: keep repeating this, but I just now realized I don't
Speaker 3: mind a giant, big, giant spider.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a slow these weren't that.
Speaker 2: Crawling across the road in the desert.
Speaker 1: It was like black.
Speaker 2: Taco, he owns the truck.
Speaker 1: He's from an ad man.
Speaker 2: Really, if you ever see interact ned with a hat,
Speaker 2: they own a business. That's what we.
Speaker 1: Just accept that. It's our theory that is now fact.
Speaker 1: It was black widows.
Speaker 2: See, I mean that that's dangerous.
Speaker 1: It's dangerous.
Speaker 2: What's he in the business of breed?
Speaker 1: Like, here's a black widow breeder?
Speaker 2: Why that's the worst spider to be interested in?
Speaker 1: It was he had a kind of metal feel to him.
Speaker 1: He was a bit metal.
Speaker 2: Okay, so he's kind of cool as ship.
Speaker 1: So I was kind of like, oh, danger this is exciting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but then it's also not exciting to keep spiders in
Speaker 1: a glass.
Speaker 2: Did he turned on music and was that music heavy metal?
Speaker 2: I can't remember anything. Oh that would be good.
Speaker 1: It was just like here Miladi and Marco.
Speaker 2: Details would still be with you. I mean with the powder.
Speaker 1: It's I can't believe I'm alive. I'm and you know what,
Speaker 1: and I'm very grateful.
Speaker 3: All it would take was one h and they just
Speaker 3: would go right under a black widows.
Speaker 2: I'm not down, I do not. I'm not down with that.
Speaker 1: Possibly they're not cool at.
Speaker 2: All, not down with that clown.
Speaker 1: But also just the whole that was the thing where
Speaker 1: you know, my my instinct should have kicked in of
Speaker 1: like a person that keeps black widow spiders is maybe
Speaker 1: not the person to immediately be intimate with.
Speaker 2: When you don't write, I don't sure.
Speaker 1: I don't know his first or name.
Speaker 2: What your kids had been danger. I assume you were
Speaker 2: thinking kids that night.
Speaker 1: I was there to procreate.
Speaker 3: I hung out with tigs babies yesterday and they are
Speaker 3: the best?
Speaker 1: Are they? How should we talk about that?
Speaker 3: Is this a yeah, it's so our friend Tig has
Speaker 3: two little babies.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Well, I was just gonna ask you details, but I
Speaker 1: don't know if we should do that.
Speaker 2: Well, here's a detail I know if you they she
Speaker 2: has a little pad that is like a you can
Speaker 2: wipe it off and it's like a temper pedic little
Speaker 2: pad for them to play on.
Speaker 3: You lay them both down and they will. They can't
Speaker 3: even they're not even close to walking yet. They couldn't
Speaker 3: kind of stand, I think, or they'll get something to
Speaker 3: help them stand. But they wrestle to where they're like
Speaker 3: trying to pin each other. They wrestle and laugh and
Speaker 3: they like pin each other down and get on each
Speaker 3: other and like and then look up for approval.
Speaker 2: They are they just wrestle.
Speaker 1: They're twins.
Speaker 2: They're they're fraternal twins. Yeah, I'll show you pictures. I
Speaker 2: got to feed one of them. I think his name
Speaker 2: is well, you don't have to talk names.
Speaker 3: It's yeah, I am protective to him. I want to
Speaker 3: reveal too much about people's babies.
Speaker 1: I don't know how much. Sometimes people don't say anything.
Speaker 2: As babies and they are the best, and man, it.
Speaker 3: Was I was just like, ah, shit, am I supposed
Speaker 3: to have these right now? I mean you can like
Speaker 3: babies and not have them that you can have a
Speaker 3: whole life, a fulfilling life of like I love kids.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love babies. Did you ever have one? No?
Speaker 3: No one, it's not anyone's right to go? Then what's
Speaker 3: wrong with you?
Speaker 1: No? Well, that's just very talk about the depressing thirties.
Speaker 1: That's such an old concept of Like, first of all,
Speaker 1: the planet is so overpopulated, right, it's horribly overpopular, right.
Speaker 1: The idea that you are supposed to have children is
Speaker 1: inane and insane. Yeah, please only do it if you
Speaker 1: are good at it and you are patient, and you
Speaker 1: have money and you are not going to And.
Speaker 2: The last on that list is if you like kids.
Speaker 3: That's all I figured out is I I like kids
Speaker 3: and they like me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And it was fun. That's great.
Speaker 3: That's why it was fun. Both these guys were like,
Speaker 3: he's fun. Yes, And they were like, well, like babies,
Speaker 3: do you.
Speaker 1: Think five six hours later, do you think you would
Speaker 1: have been in the same mood right now?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You lost just when the diarrhea and food everywhere, and
Speaker 3: I just don't know what to.
Speaker 2: Do, and I'm like a Michael Keaton movie poster.
Speaker 3: Holding an iron and but they it's the funniest thing
Speaker 3: about kids is tactilely. Tactilely, they just were like anything
Speaker 3: that was a button I laid on the ground and
Speaker 3: they were like both these babies just were like going
Speaker 3: to town on my buttons. From if someone just walked
Speaker 3: into the room, it just looked like two babies were
Speaker 3: trying to undress a man. They're like, let's sen these pants,
Speaker 3: let's get that, and I'm like, Nope, don't do that.
Speaker 3: But it was so funny and made me nervous to
Speaker 3: be undressed by two brand new babies that I just
Speaker 3: was laughing.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I got pictures. The mom took the pitch he took.
Speaker 1: There were other people in the room.
Speaker 2: This wasn't just yours.
Speaker 1: It was a seminar good everybody was watching a.
Speaker 3: Baby button seminar buttoning, seminar baby's be buttoning.
Speaker 2: The first Tony Robbins was like, this is the way,
Speaker 2: and then all the babies started.
Speaker 1: Be the button that your baby unbuttoned in the world.
Speaker 2: And then it except there'd be three f bombs in
Speaker 2: that statement.
Speaker 1: He fucking doesn't care.
Speaker 2: He doesn't give a fuck, give a ship. He's a
Speaker 2: foul mouth. He's not the man I thought he was.
Speaker 1: You mean a huge giant with huge teeth.
Speaker 2: Ho ho ho. He's a giant.
Speaker 1: He really is very large man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what did he do before he was? He was?
Speaker 3: He's a big fan above new heart.
Speaker 2: I I'm into now.
Speaker 3: My new not fetish, but thing is big, strong, dominant
Speaker 3: male that love the comedy.
Speaker 2: Of eighty eight year old Bob Newhart. Yes, that's my
Speaker 2: new jam.
Speaker 1: Alpha New Heart heads.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that, it'll catch on.
Speaker 1: That's the whole front row, the net Bob Newhart.
Speaker 3: Stand Up Special, just MMA affliction shirts. No, they're like
Speaker 3: juicing and lifting in the front row. While he's doing
Speaker 3: one side of a telephone call.
Speaker 2: He's like, sir, what do you mean? You there? You there? Well.
Speaker 2: He also was talking about which I have experienced.
Speaker 3: He said, the new crowd Now it's like the attention
Speaker 3: span is shorter and you can't have the same slow build.
Speaker 3: And he was talking about compressing his jokes and having
Speaker 3: it be more punchliney, And it was so interesting.
Speaker 2: To hear this. An eighty eight year old can talk
Speaker 2: about his stand up and how it had to evolve with.
Speaker 1: Over fifty five years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's so crazy. It is actually fun.
Speaker 1: I forgot about New Heart, like I forgot that he
Speaker 1: was a television icon for forty years.
Speaker 3: And I forgot about this album, The Button Down Mine.
Speaker 3: This album was like millions of millions of copies. Yeah,
Speaker 3: when they were expecting twenty wasn't he one of.
Speaker 1: The first people to make a comedy album.
Speaker 3: I think certainly the a top selling one that was,
Speaker 3: like I said, only beat by Appetite for Destruction.
Speaker 2: One and then two.
Speaker 3: Really that was the that was the record that that
Speaker 3: huge Guns and Roses double album release was what broke
Speaker 3: the Bob Newhart record.
Speaker 2: Isn't that insane?
Speaker 1: And isn't that America?
Speaker 3: There has to be more to it, because there's no
Speaker 3: way Michael Jackson thrill.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Well, and maybe it's just some specialized thing or.
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, yeah, with the record label specifically or something.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, because yeah, Michael Jackson man, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Michael has been up there a couple of times.
Speaker 2: At least went to a friend.
Speaker 1: That's also he's the only one that can like we
Speaker 1: can't make jokes like that, Like he's smart enough to
Speaker 1: know how to play who he is. Yeah, that's the
Speaker 1: thing that is so rare. That's self awareness.
Speaker 2: I'm going to watch old Bob Newhart. I'm really plugging
Speaker 2: Bob heavy good. Yeah, I don't have any I don't
Speaker 2: have anything of my own to plug you. I guess
Speaker 2: we could wrap it up here. Yeah, I think we should.
Speaker 2: Time got away from it.
Speaker 1: I really could not put together how much time that was.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, is that some sort
Speaker 2: of a military countdown? We don't have a lot of oxygen. Laughter.
Speaker 1: It's a final countdown to.
Speaker 2: Should I do more sound effects? Yes, Iang my Robin,
Speaker 2: I meant at oh, I thought you might right this
Speaker 2: second helicopter. Wait, you should well at the end. I
Speaker 2: always spit of all my sounds, so.
Speaker 1: Does Michael Winslow. He says that that's a huge issue
Speaker 1: for me.
Speaker 2: He just has like flavor. Flavor. But it's a funnel
Speaker 2: under his chin instead of a clock.
Speaker 1: All of his short term made of paper towels.
Speaker 2: Oh linnslow chariot.
Speaker 1: Guys, we've done. Do you need to write again?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll do it again. Yeap monthly? What do you say?
Speaker 1: Bi weekly?
Speaker 2: Bye?
Speaker 1: Every week we're going back and do more Bob Newhart bits,
Speaker 1: however long it takes to memorize the button down mine
Speaker 1: of Bob Newhart. Yeah, we come back and reenact.
Speaker 3: I'm going to come back and reenact the other side
Speaker 3: of those calls when we come back.
Speaker 1: Yes, I can hear you clearly. It's God.
Speaker 3: Or whoever it's usually got her a blinking right. All right,
Speaker 3: all right, good to see you again.
Speaker 1: I love you.
Speaker 2: I love you too. You've been listening to do you
Speaker 2: need a right d y n A R Hong Kong.
Speaker 2: I forgot? Are you leaving?
Speaker 1: I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there.
Speaker 1: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us
Speaker 1: time and they turning on and gage.
Speaker 2: We want to send you off in style.
Speaker 1: We want to welcome you back home. Tell us all
Speaker 1: about it. We scared her?
Speaker 2: Was it fine?
Speaker 1: Mal porn? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need with Karen
Speaker 2: and Cress
Speaker 1: Mm hm