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Speaker 1: Are you leaving?

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Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?

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Speaker 1: Either way, we want to be there.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you.

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Speaker 1: Claim and give us time and a terminol and gay.

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Speaker 2: We want to send you off instile. We wanna welcome

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Speaker 2: you back home.

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Speaker 1: Tell us all about it. We scared her? Was it fine? Malborn?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Ride with Karen and Chris.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgaroff.

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Speaker 2: We are back, baby.

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Speaker 1: Hey, oh my god, we're so back one hundred.

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Speaker 2: That's playing cute.

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Speaker 3: Well, that song didn't play. We're going to play back

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Speaker 3: in black right there.

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Speaker 1: We actually bought the rights to it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that was a lot of money for it just

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Speaker 3: not to work. I pushed the button and it just

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Speaker 3: didn't play.

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Speaker 1: But we still had to give them thirty thousand dollars.

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Speaker 3: That was a lot of money and I'm going to

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Speaker 3: be paying for that for a while. But imagine it

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Speaker 3: played right there.

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Speaker 1: We have to do at the same time.

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Speaker 2: Oh sorry, no.

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Speaker 3: And I've heard a lot of versions where the guitar

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Speaker 1: Stood drums where Angus Young just goes fucking bonkers.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, right at the beginning, just right at the beginning.

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Speaker 1: It's my part.

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Speaker 2: Now I'm the schoolboy and look at me, hands my pert.

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Speaker 2: We've been, it's been. We had a hiatus, not on purpose,

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Speaker 2: we're just we're back.

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Speaker 1: Hiatus makes it sound like we had any kind of

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Speaker 3: Exactly, That's why I said it. Yeah, made it seem

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Speaker 1: It, right, Well, something did cause it.

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Speaker 3: Though gainful employment. Why am I asking about myself? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: things things happened and then but we're back, and hopefully

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Speaker 3: whoever's listening's happy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they better be, because they're bitching on Twitter. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: twenty four to seven. All of a sudden, you don't

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Speaker 1: hear anything when you're doing it. Yeah, you stop doing it.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, you hear a lot of bitching.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. It's just like with YouTube comments. No one ever says, hey,

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Speaker 2: I'm just chiming in to say keep up the.

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Speaker 1: Good work, to say, understandably you're not the best, but

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Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna start doing that.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna start leaving comments. I enjoy what you're doing.

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Speaker 3: If you ever stop, you will feel my wrath. I'm

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Speaker 1: Maybe you're not comfortable talking about it, but I thought

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Speaker 1: the main reasons that we weren't doing the podcast for.

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Speaker 2: A while is because, oh, yeah, yeah, your mom passed.

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Speaker 3: But like you, I the funeral was fun, and man,

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, tell me about that. It was just.

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Speaker 3: I don't know how you're supposed to invite people to

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Speaker 3: So then I just called the papers, all the papers

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Speaker 3: Oh, I mean public things she would do. I don't

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Speaker 3: And then once everyone was and my dad spoke and talked,

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Speaker 2: All that stuff.

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Speaker 3: His funeral was earlier that day, the man that had

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Speaker 2: Had no idea. Oh wow, So that was kind of cool.

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Speaker 1: Well, they're all dirges, it's all like, it's awful. It's

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Speaker 1: Hello. We had a girl get on stage during our podcast.

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Speaker 2: Wow, And that was just do you do that a lot?

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Speaker 3: stayed in touch since then, just on Facebook.

447
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:52,720
Speaker 2: But he'd skateboarded also, and we went skating and.

448
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,119
Speaker 3: Showed up at the park and this kid was holding

449
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:59,639
Speaker 3: his ear his ear buds wrapped around his ears and

450
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:01,879
Speaker 3: got in his bike and pulled out his ear and

451
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,760
Speaker 3: this guy was holding his ear so calmly.

452
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:08,360
Speaker 2: His outer ear was in his hand and he's like, nah,

453
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,479
Speaker 2: I suppose they can sew it on. He was like

454
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:14,000
Speaker 2: just the toughest kid ever. And I was like, how old. Yeah,

455
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:17,200
Speaker 2: the teenager no with his ear in his hand. No.

456
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:20,120
Speaker 3: And so that was something that I saw with this guy,

457
00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:24,359
Speaker 3: but ed his name. Uh, yeah, we're online friends. He

458
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:27,840
Speaker 3: bowed for Trump and he's my buddy. He found, though,

459
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:31,919
Speaker 3: on the side of the road, a nice bike, like

460
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:36,640
Speaker 3: a road bike, h fully with survival like with tools

461
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:40,040
Speaker 3: and food that were weeks old. It was just on

462
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,639
Speaker 3: the side of the road and he had pictures. He's like,

463
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:45,720
Speaker 3: look at what I found. This guy was prepared for something,

464
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:50,359
Speaker 3: and I'm like commenting, like this is an episode of

465
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,879
Speaker 3: Forensic Files. You have to And he did go to

466
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:56,639
Speaker 3: the sheriff and everything good, but they can't find out

467
00:23:57,280 --> 00:24:00,320
Speaker 3: what this bike was doing there, and it had been

468
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:02,399
Speaker 3: there a long time, but there's just pictures of it,

469
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:05,240
Speaker 3: and he laid out everything that had been found with it,

470
00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:07,440
Speaker 3: and it just gave me the creeps.

471
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:12,120
Speaker 2: It's like, you never know why someone just disappears.

472
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,680
Speaker 1: The more I do this podcast and the more things

473
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:17,280
Speaker 1: we read because now we're reading stuff of course all

474
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:20,800
Speaker 1: the time, it really bad things happen all the time.

475
00:24:21,119 --> 00:24:24,520
Speaker 1: I mean a lot, and the disappearing and people just

476
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,960
Speaker 1: being like and then they were gone, and then police

477
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:32,120
Speaker 1: are so you know, they have so many other cases

478
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:34,560
Speaker 1: and they have to you know, like they start looking

479
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:36,960
Speaker 1: into it, but there's only a certain amount of time

480
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,280
Speaker 1: and then more hideous stuff happens and they have to

481
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:44,240
Speaker 1: go take care of that. It's just it's such a crazy,

482
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,320
Speaker 1: overwhelming kind of realization.

483
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was thinking about that the other day, was

484
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:48,720
Speaker 2: like this.

485
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:52,159
Speaker 1: Someone said, Oh, how how much longer can you do

486
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:56,160
Speaker 1: that podcast? Because you're gonna do like all the murders,

487
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:59,040
Speaker 1: all the murders, just like are you high? There's an

488
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:02,120
Speaker 1: endless amount. It never stops.

489
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:06,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that is a weird. Why that person didn't

490
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:07,679
Speaker 3: actually think that, did they?

491
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:10,920
Speaker 1: I wonder if they they know of they were thinking,

492
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,320
Speaker 1: like the you know, the big the big lead.

493
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:15,879
Speaker 2: Sure, sure, guys, the pros.

494
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:20,400
Speaker 1: The ones that have really established themselves in the murder community, like.

495
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:25,680
Speaker 3: We're good at marketing, right, I uh yeah, Speaking again

496
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:28,800
Speaker 3: of Portland, there's someone from there that I follow on Twitter.

497
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:31,639
Speaker 3: I'm not I think her name's Mary so new Meyer.

498
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:35,640
Speaker 3: If that's she was posting. She just I went down

499
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:42,680
Speaker 3: a the tweeting of missing women in Portland wormhole. There

500
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:45,240
Speaker 3: there was so many and it was just one and

501
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:47,520
Speaker 3: then I was retweeting them. I don't know if I'm

502
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:51,240
Speaker 3: have enough Portland people that follow me to help, but

503
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:53,800
Speaker 3: it's real sad because they were all within a few days.

504
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:57,119
Speaker 2: It's just missing ye women. Last scene wearing the sweater,

505
00:25:57,240 --> 00:26:02,679
Speaker 2: no shoes, young young. Yeah. Yeah, they're on my Twitter

506
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:05,399
Speaker 2: if you want. I tweeted them. They're on my Twitter.

507
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:06,280
Speaker 2: I'm seventy.

508
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:09,600
Speaker 1: The same thing happened in Washington, d C. With all

509
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:13,879
Speaker 1: those little like teenage black girls within like a certain

510
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:16,720
Speaker 1: amount of time. It's been like a month. Let's say

511
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 1: there's been like sixteen girls that have gone missing. And

512
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:22,119
Speaker 1: I did read an article that said that it was

513
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:25,960
Speaker 1: someone that had just been elected into officer, who just

514
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:29,880
Speaker 1: got a new job. Basically making the job, make all

515
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:35,040
Speaker 1: that public. So it isn't necessarily that this is suddenly happening.

516
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:38,080
Speaker 1: It's that suddenly people are being told about it, because

517
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:40,879
Speaker 1: before it's just like, oh a missing child, Oh is

518
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:43,160
Speaker 1: there no one to fight their cause? Oh are they

519
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:46,159
Speaker 1: of color? Then it's not going to make it to

520
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:46,880
Speaker 1: the news. Yeah.

521
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,239
Speaker 2: And the most horrifying version of that.

522
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:53,640
Speaker 3: We've talked about it before, but the night to Stalker

523
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:57,240
Speaker 3: Tales of the Nights is that his same night, there.

524
00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:59,560
Speaker 1: Is the night stalker Richard Mumer Saris.

525
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:01,960
Speaker 3: Not him then, I just am not remembering the name,

526
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,159
Speaker 3: but there is a HBO documentary about him and they

527
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 3: found him grim Sleeper Grim Sleeper.

528
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:07,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh that documentary why.

529
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 3: I can't ever remember because it doesn't it's not a catch,

530
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:14,160
Speaker 3: isn't part of it. But it was a lot of

531
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:17,199
Speaker 3: the same thing that everyone knew these were happening. No

532
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:20,800
Speaker 3: one cared because they were poor black prostitute ladies.

533
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:24,399
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, also it was because the people who were

534
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:27,800
Speaker 1: in charge of people decided people didn't care, you know

535
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:29,359
Speaker 1: what I mean. The people at the top were like,

536
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,960
Speaker 1: we don't We've decided it doesn't matter. But it wasn't

537
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:35,200
Speaker 1: like people didn't think it mattered, right, People just didn't know.

538
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 2: I mean when I.

539
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:40,199
Speaker 1: Remember reading when the grim Sleeper was arrested and they're like,

540
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 1: they think he's killed over like, I think it's forty women.

541
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:46,880
Speaker 1: I mean, it's a lot more way up there. Yeah,

542
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:50,760
Speaker 1: I'd never heard of as a person who is very

543
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:53,400
Speaker 1: interested in true crime and very has my eyes out

544
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:55,639
Speaker 1: for anything like that. I'd never heard of him, and

545
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:58,680
Speaker 1: I've lived here for twenty years. It was just happening

546
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:01,440
Speaker 1: in like a frost town. It's crazy.

547
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:04,399
Speaker 3: I've driven over there and wondered if I was on

548
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 3: the same streets.

549
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:08,040
Speaker 2: It's hard to know. Yeah, I don't really want to

550
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 2: drive by his house. I'm not that person, but I've

551
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:12,679
Speaker 2: been in that neighborhood like I'm lost where am I?

552
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:14,760
Speaker 2: And I'm like, is that the house? I think that's

553
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:15,200
Speaker 2: the house?

554
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:19,320
Speaker 3: Oh they painted it. Yeah, I always I want to

555
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:22,639
Speaker 3: see his son and wife. Yeah that it was Uh,

556
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,640
Speaker 3: I love I love that documentary.

557
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:28,760
Speaker 2: I don't know why more people weren't talking about that Instead.

558
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:31,920
Speaker 1: Of that documentary, it didn't get very much pressed.

559
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 3: Everyone's all about the jinks. I'm like this, this is

560
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 3: way more interesting.

561
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:38,400
Speaker 1: I feel like that came out before the Jinks I

562
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 1: do too.

563
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:41,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was just sitting there not getting attention. Yep.

564
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 1: But also it was a one off. It wasn't. The

565
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:47,200
Speaker 1: Jinx was a series, right, so it had the build.

566
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:49,200
Speaker 1: I think if the Jinx was a one off that

567
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:50,840
Speaker 1: maybe the same thing would have happened.

568
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 2: But if you have the build, they should chop it

569
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 2: up and re send it out.

570
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 1: They should, They should do the individual stories that would

571
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 1: be that would be an amazing series of.

572
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:03,400
Speaker 2: You should do it, of these you produce it.

573
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:08,640
Speaker 1: That's a good idea. Actually, yeah, but god, god, that's

574
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 1: hard work. I mean it's already hard work to do

575
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 1: a documentary, but then basically going back and being like, now,

576
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:19,560
Speaker 1: let's catalog women who are marginalized, who had lives that

577
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 1: were not ideal, who were you know, who were but

578
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:27,600
Speaker 1: also trying like making the best of their situation and

579
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 1: just trying to fucking get food on the table.

580
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 2: Yeah.

581
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:34,400
Speaker 3: And if you were the person doing studying that, you'd

582
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 3: have to go home and be bummed out all the time.

583
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:39,280
Speaker 2: You it would never never stop. You would be happy.

584
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:43,200
Speaker 1: That's why that character that Nick Broomfield got in his documentary,

585
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 1: I think her name was Pam that he drove around with,

586
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 1: where she was the one telling him she was great.

587
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 1: She was amazed. It was the best idea to get

588
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:54,239
Speaker 1: a person that was just so awesome, like, you know,

589
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:56,920
Speaker 1: so as depressed as you were. There was also this

590
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 1: kind of like fuck yeah, like there's someone out there

591
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 1: that's being abaud Yeah.

592
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:04,120
Speaker 3: I can't believe that guy was a lot of his

593
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:08,280
Speaker 3: just knocking. He was not afraid of anything, just knocking

594
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:12,600
Speaker 3: on doors. Hey, guys walking into apartments.

595
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:14,840
Speaker 1: Well as opposed to us walking around this building trying

596
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 1: to get in. Yeah. Yeah, he's not wanting to touch

597
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:18,719
Speaker 1: any doors.

598
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:21,720
Speaker 3: We're just an older man with a gun and his sweatpants.

599
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:23,720
Speaker 3: May or may not shoot him.

600
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 1: M hmm.

601
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:25,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

602
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, that guy doesn't give a fuck. No, he will

603
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 1: ask anybody anything, He'll go anywhere.

604
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 2: He's a brazen Englishman. That's how they are.

605
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 1: They all are because they know the accents will get

606
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:37,600
Speaker 1: them out of things. O God, I.

607
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 3: Gotta get the English accent off my navigation. That was

608
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:42,400
Speaker 3: an annoying you know who.

609
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:44,320
Speaker 1: You should get its ways right?

610
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:49,959
Speaker 2: That was my Google? My Google? Oh sorry here I

611
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,360
Speaker 2: am doing one.

612
00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:54,320
Speaker 1: You do that one. You should record your own voice

613
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:54,800
Speaker 1: and do it.

614
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:56,760
Speaker 2: I bet you can. I bet they got that option.

615
00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:59,200
Speaker 1: God, how much of a narcissist would you have to

616
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 1: be to be your own Way's voice?

617
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:06,720
Speaker 3: Barf uh, that's such a great detail in a show

618
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:08,360
Speaker 3: about a narcissistic person.

619
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm going to email some people that I know.

620
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 2: I'm here to give you ideas.

621
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:17,520
Speaker 3: You need to study all those murders.

622
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:24,760
Speaker 1: Okay, and the other thing Way's voice and murders. Yeah,

623
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 1: you can. I thought, if you had ways, you can

624
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 1: get Keith Morrison's voice. You know the guy that he

625
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:34,440
Speaker 1: works on dateline and he's really really narrow faced guy.

626
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:39,080
Speaker 1: That's you can get that guy to give you to

627
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 1: give you directions.

628
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:43,320
Speaker 2: Wow, ways, okay, I'll change it to that. I wouldn't

629
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 2: mind having that at all.

630
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 1: I think it'd be hilarious.

631
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 3: I thought I would want Morgan Freeman when I accident.

632
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:51,240
Speaker 2: These these ads pop up and.

633
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,920
Speaker 3: Then you go to reduce them by pressing the tiniest

634
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:57,640
Speaker 3: ever X that your thumb will not hit, and it

635
00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 3: just ends up purchasing for a limited time a promo

636
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 3: for London is Falling where it's it was Morgan Freeman's

637
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:07,360
Speaker 3: Waye And I always thought that would be take a lift,

638
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 3: We'll put hid or whatever I thought that would be.

639
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 1: But it was just like Andy do Frame didn't want

640
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 1: to take a lift.

641
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 2: I guess I missed my friend.

642
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:19,720
Speaker 3: Every time I try to do him, I'm just someone

643
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:24,200
Speaker 3: from the Cleveland Show, and I should stop because no

644
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:27,120
Speaker 3: one wants to hear me do cartoonish black voices.

645
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 2: Nobody should.

646
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,640
Speaker 1: Can I just say that in the car when you

647
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:32,719
Speaker 1: were telling me about Bob Newhart being on to have

648
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:36,160
Speaker 1: a smiley, Mike, God, I love him, my favorite both

649
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:40,040
Speaker 1: both to have a smiley and Bob Newhart. My favorite

650
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:43,600
Speaker 1: thing you said was I racistly believed that he wouldn't

651
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:44,840
Speaker 1: be a fan of Bob Newmart.

652
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:48,560
Speaker 3: I know, just because more even more than that, he

653
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:51,280
Speaker 3: looks like he's just like an ex football player because

654
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:56,160
Speaker 3: he's a big, tough looking guy and he loves Bob Newhart. Yeah,

655
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:58,800
Speaker 3: he knew. He didn't just do research. He was like

656
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:02,080
Speaker 3: holding up the DVD. He was riffing off things that

657
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 3: were details from the show about the Vermont in the

658
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 3: Bob Newhart Show or new Heart New Heart's just God.

659
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:10,960
Speaker 2: He was great though.

660
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 3: I just it's so important for me, and I think

661
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 3: for you too, to see someone oh push approaching ninety

662
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:21,720
Speaker 3: he's eighty eight, and he's so with it, yes, and

663
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:26,280
Speaker 3: still so quick, and he was so funny, these slow

664
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 3: builds to the most subtle delivery. I like, if you

665
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:35,480
Speaker 3: can watch that PBS Davis Smiley interview with Tavis of

666
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:38,600
Speaker 3: Bob Newhart, do it.

667
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 1: I'm going to.

668
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:42,360
Speaker 3: Maybe it's an app. Maybe you have the PBS app

669
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:43,560
Speaker 3: on your Apple.

670
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 1: Oh no, that got shut down too.

671
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:47,640
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you can't have that.

672
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 1: That went the way of the EPA.

673
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 2: Maybe. Yeah, it's in a pile next to medicaid. No,

674
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:55,600
Speaker 2: Medicaid's still there. The old people vote, old people vote.

675
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 2: Can't be touching that, that's right.

676
00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:02,080
Speaker 3: But yeah, I just he's such a he's so important,

677
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,520
Speaker 3: and I don't think I think a lot of people,

678
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 3: even comics, haven't ever like experienced his stand up. And

679
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 3: he was talking about how those albums just were number

680
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:13,879
Speaker 3: one and number two.

681
00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:15,919
Speaker 2: That was the best joke that he said.

682
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:18,560
Speaker 3: He said his albums were number one and number two,

683
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 3: and then his daughter for the longest time, and then

684
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 3: his daughter called and said, oh Dad that they they

685
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:28,760
Speaker 3: got knocked out. The number one and number two spot

686
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,919
Speaker 3: are now given to uh.

687
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:34,040
Speaker 2: To Guns.

688
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 3: N' roses, and then he said, well, at least it

689
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 3: went to a friend. I was just on the way here.

690
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:42,400
Speaker 3: I was talking to those guys on the cell phone.

691
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:46,440
Speaker 3: He's so and I laughed on the cell phone.

692
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 2: Yeah he and oh he was. It was just the best. Yeah.

693
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,439
Speaker 2: So Bob mean right, he's my hero.

694
00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:00,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's good. But I also I just like the uh,

695
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 1: I like the whole experience.

696
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:10,800
Speaker 2: Oh of like that interview of him.

697
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 1: Well, the thing that made me laugh was U saying

698
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:15,840
Speaker 1: I racistly thought, which is now my new favorite phrase,

699
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:17,920
Speaker 1: because I think people do that all the time and

700
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:21,040
Speaker 1: they get so defensive. But you're just so freely like

701
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:23,360
Speaker 1: I racistly thought he wouldn't like Bob Newhart.

702
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:27,680
Speaker 3: I racistly think that Bob Newhart doesn't have a lot

703
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 3: of large male black fans.

704
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:32,400
Speaker 1: But you were that would love to be approved.

705
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:35,400
Speaker 2: Wrong, And that's a racistly I'm thinking that. I know

706
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:37,880
Speaker 2: it's a racist thought. Yeah, and it's.

707
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 1: Just that easy. It's just that easy too.

708
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,319
Speaker 3: But like you said, his interview style is playing the

709
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:43,040
Speaker 3: straight man.

710
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 2: It is he. I love that guy too. He's I'm

711
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:47,800
Speaker 2: a big Tabsa or Tavist.

712
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:51,840
Speaker 1: It's Tavis. I like to mix it up.

713
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 2: Now, people like that when you do that with their names.

714
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:55,719
Speaker 2: I haven't thought of it that way.

715
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:57,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh, I didn't see it from that angle of

716
00:35:58,080 --> 00:35:58,719
Speaker 1: not my name.

717
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:03,399
Speaker 3: I've heard you mispronounced names before. How do we say

718
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:04,640
Speaker 3: a guy brand random?

719
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,360
Speaker 2: I don't, Oh, I say, I don't have any idea

720
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:09,160
Speaker 2: because of the ways I've heard it.

721
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 1: I used to say Bronhum and I actually introduced him.

722
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:15,279
Speaker 1: It is definitely broken because and here's how I know

723
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:19,359
Speaker 1: on his album. I introduced him as guy Bronham on

724
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:21,800
Speaker 1: his own album So Great, And I was like, I

725
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:22,920
Speaker 1: don't know how.

726
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:24,000
Speaker 2: To apologize for that.

727
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:26,440
Speaker 1: Did he because you're really one of my closest friends.

728
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 2: Did Yeah? Exactly. It's just a name.

729
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:32,160
Speaker 3: It's also like call me Chris Fairchild and I wouldn't say, oh,

730
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:32,880
Speaker 3: it's all over.

731
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:39,160
Speaker 2: But if you called me Craig o whoay No, that's

732
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:49,480
Speaker 2: when these white fists rage swing. Yeah. Did he then

733
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:51,760
Speaker 2: riff on that or did he just leave it in?

734
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:54,319
Speaker 2: Or did you? I think he said something about it.

735
00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:57,560
Speaker 1: I can't remember it, but I have that very stubborn thing,

736
00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:59,800
Speaker 1: which I think you're like too. If I read something,

737
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:01,719
Speaker 1: I read it in my hand a certain way. That's

738
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 1: how it is. Yeah, so the change is such a

739
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:08,319
Speaker 1: large adjustment because it's like that's I've read it that way.

740
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:10,239
Speaker 1: That means that's the way it's supposed to be.

741
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:13,520
Speaker 2: Prepared, right. Yeah, No, it's because you're a reader.

742
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:15,600
Speaker 1: I'm a big reader. I can read.

743
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:19,879
Speaker 3: When I did Premium Blend dil Hughglely, I think that's

744
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:22,320
Speaker 3: how you say his name was drunk. He was drinking

745
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 3: and hosting all the you know, it was just like

746
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:27,160
Speaker 3: a day of multiple sets.

747
00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 2: Excuse me, and he.

748
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:32,360
Speaker 3: Said Chris, I don't know what. Something happened, but he

749
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,680
Speaker 3: said my name wrong. And then some lady got on

750
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:37,799
Speaker 3: stage and like tried to kiss him and they had

751
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:38,280
Speaker 3: to get.

752
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 2: Her off stage. But I just well, all that was.

753
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:43,360
Speaker 3: Happening, I just wiped walked out to the mic because

754
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:45,840
Speaker 3: my name had been called and they were like no, no,

755
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 3: and I'm like and I just did my set and

756
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:53,120
Speaker 3: everything went fine, but I had to address what had

757
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 3: just happened, so that got edited out.

758
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then they cut out the whole middle.

759
00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:00,480
Speaker 3: I actually they did a great job at it. That's

760
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:03,040
Speaker 3: how I ended up telling those jokes afterwards, because I

761
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 3: liked the comedy Central editing choices.

762
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 1: Oh.

763
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 3: Anyway, the next day I had to go back just

764
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:13,240
Speaker 3: to reshoot, going out to the mic so he could

765
00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 3: and he was there to say my name correctly. And

766
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:18,479
Speaker 3: then they had people sitting up front just like crew.

767
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 2: So there's the back of some heads. But I put

768
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:23,479
Speaker 2: my watch on the wrong wrist and my hair looked

769
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 2: way different.

770
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,520
Speaker 3: And my blouse it was a blouse. It was making

771
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:30,359
Speaker 3: Mooney's shirt. I didn't bring a real shirt. I just

772
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:34,200
Speaker 3: had a button up blouse that I pulled the shoulder

773
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:34,880
Speaker 3: pads out.

774
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:35,399
Speaker 2: And it looked nice.

775
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:39,279
Speaker 3: It just looked like I had a black silk shirt.

776
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 3: No one can tell. Yeah, it's very nice. Looked like

777
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:44,280
Speaker 3: it was fit for me. It looked tailored, beautiful shirt.

778
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 3: I looked good at but I wanted to while they

779
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:50,239
Speaker 3: were shooting that, I'm like, please, can I be in

780
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 3: the audience laughing at myself. Just a quick shot of

781
00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 3: me going and then and they said that's funny, Okay,

782
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:01,799
Speaker 3: let's and we were setting up to shoot it, and

783
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 3: then the premium Blend lady came out and said, no,

784
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 3: we can't hould a mirror up to how the show.

785
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:11,880
Speaker 1: Is really Yeah, because it's such a long held tradition

786
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 1: of hilarious comedy sets where you make a joke about

787
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:18,440
Speaker 1: what Asian people drive like and then you cut to.

788
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:20,040
Speaker 2: An Asian an Asian.

789
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, never break up that great system of the

790
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:26,160
Speaker 1: way you shoot comedy specials.

791
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:30,320
Speaker 3: It would be yeah yeah if I told a racistly

792
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:32,279
Speaker 3: told a joke that I was like this guy that

793
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:34,759
Speaker 3: was talking about and then it's just me embarrassed.

794
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:39,320
Speaker 2: No, I don't support that. Year your hands, you're a

795
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:42,879
Speaker 2: terrible version of me. Oh that would have been great,

796
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 2: thanks a lot, DL. Whatever.

797
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:48,319
Speaker 1: I would like to go back to the part of

798
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:51,360
Speaker 1: that story about a woman that loved D. L. Hugley

799
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 1: so much that she had to get up on stage

800
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:56,600
Speaker 1: during a I mean television show.

801
00:39:56,680 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 3: What you're forgetting is he's very handsome. No, he's definitely

802
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:01,640
Speaker 3: very especially during this time.

803
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 2: And in shape. Are you kidding me?

804
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:04,360
Speaker 1: Okay?

805
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:09,360
Speaker 3: Arms some in it's dressing room. He's putting honest dress shirt,

806
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:10,240
Speaker 3: but he's in shape.

807
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 1: A lot of people dressing room.

808
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:15,640
Speaker 2: I walked past it. My the area holding pen for

809
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:20,439
Speaker 2: us was near his uh lavish fruit filled green room,

810
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:24,600
Speaker 2: and uh, he's in he's a guy he's been to

811
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:29,919
Speaker 2: the gymnasium. Yeah, it's very nice and and felt bad

812
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 2: that he's said my name wrong. But that's why that

813
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 2: woman liked him. He's nice, he's apologized.

814
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:37,399
Speaker 1: He's a nice guy.

815
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 2: He's ripped, he's got good skin, he's got a good face.

816
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 1: I got to tell you when they're when you meet

817
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:44,520
Speaker 1: a guy, or you even just see a guy talking

818
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 1: who is nice and ripped as a woman, you have

819
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:49,279
Speaker 1: to go to him.

820
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:51,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's rare that.

821
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:53,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've got to because they might be a cop

822
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:54,439
Speaker 3: and they could help out.

823
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:57,959
Speaker 1: They could be a cop, they could be a mirage

824
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:00,359
Speaker 1: whatever it is. I don't know why that part part

825
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:00,960
Speaker 1: was so loud.

826
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:03,400
Speaker 2: Mirage.

827
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 1: I almost whistled like that pigeon and cartoon.

828
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:07,440
Speaker 2: You.

829
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:10,520
Speaker 3: You almost whistled while talking like a southern wrestling coach.

830
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,360
Speaker 1: You do it, you you boss?

831
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 2: Line up now, boys.

832
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 3: I wish I could do it as good as Greg Warren.

833
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:24,239
Speaker 3: Greg Warren's got a good He's a comic that does

834
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 3: that fast talking southern guy and every ass is a whistle.

835
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:31,960
Speaker 3: And it's the funnest thing just thinking about it, and

836
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:32,879
Speaker 3: I'm starting to laugh.

837
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:35,360
Speaker 2: The Greg war Saint Louis.

838
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:38,440
Speaker 1: Someone else does a bit where they do who someone

839
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:41,920
Speaker 1: we know does whistling whistle talking?

840
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 2: Seriously?

841
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 1: I thought it was I thought it was you.

842
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 2: No, I'm not good at it at all. Serious, I

843
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:51,440
Speaker 2: still want this girl recently was trying to teach me

844
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:52,240
Speaker 2: how to crow?

845
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:52,400
Speaker 4: My?

846
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:54,400
Speaker 1: Was it me? Because I know how to?

847
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:55,759
Speaker 2: Are you good? Can you?

848
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:59,360
Speaker 1: Yeah? You just bend you take your two index fingers

849
00:41:59,360 --> 00:41:59,879
Speaker 1: on either hand.

850
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 2: Are the levels we're about to hear a rip, roar.

851
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 1: And whistle two index fingers. Now you take your tongue

852
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 1: and bended back.

853
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:09,279
Speaker 2: You know, Okay, I can do that.

854
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 1: I can do tongue back right, and then you take

855
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:15,160
Speaker 1: the rolled back like so it's almost like then your

856
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:17,920
Speaker 1: tongue is like a little taco, right, you push the

857
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:23,840
Speaker 1: taco down below your tooth line, and then where the

858
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 1: whistle is coming from is the air that's between your

859
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:37,680
Speaker 1: push down tongue and your fingers. That kind of forward.

860
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:40,200
Speaker 2: I'll learn it at home. I think I can learn it.

861
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:45,800
Speaker 3: No one's ever the taco, the roll, the police placement

862
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 3: of the fingers, the lowering of your tongue to your

863
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:50,439
Speaker 3: tooth line. No one has mapped it out that way

864
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:52,520
Speaker 3: for me. I think I can actually do it. Now,

865
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:55,960
Speaker 3: you're welcome I've just been sticking dirty falangies in my

866
00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:58,200
Speaker 3: mouth and blowing slobbery down my wrist.

867
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:01,239
Speaker 1: Also, I would do it. I would do it with

868
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:10,359
Speaker 1: your index finger. Oh, why I think are too huh yep,

869
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 1: keep going yes quietly, now loudly. Wait? Why is your tongue.

870
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:19,480
Speaker 2: All out pressing too hard with my fingers? What it's

871
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:20,440
Speaker 2: on my fingers?

872
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:24,120
Speaker 1: It's nice and salty.

873
00:43:24,239 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 2: Remember when pistachios were dipped in pink ink? Yes? Boy,

874
00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 2: they stopped doing that, didn't they.

875
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:35,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, because that's cancer calm. And also why did they

876
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 1: do that?

877
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:38,160
Speaker 2: Why did they do it? Thanks very? Coming back to

878
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:39,040
Speaker 2: nut talk.

879
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:45,520
Speaker 3: Next up Brazil and the next up all the racist

880
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:47,640
Speaker 3: things that Grandpa's called different nuts.

881
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:52,520
Speaker 1: No, next up, I can't even have a walnut in

882
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:55,160
Speaker 1: my mouth or I will get a cold sort immediately.

883
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:57,960
Speaker 1: What I had it just reminded me.

884
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:01,320
Speaker 2: That's why they called it the herpie nut our grand

885
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:02,000
Speaker 2: grandpa did.

886
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:08,320
Speaker 1: I ordered at this hotel I was staying out in Portland.

887
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 1: I ordered one morning. Oh, it made me so bad.

888
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:13,080
Speaker 1: They're they're fuck.

889
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:13,680
Speaker 2: Okay.

890
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:16,400
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. When you stay at a hotel, you

891
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:19,120
Speaker 1: were paying you know, if you order room service. Okay,

892
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:22,240
Speaker 1: I'm now paying forty dollars for like yogurt and coffee.

893
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:24,920
Speaker 1: What fine, I'm willing to do it because I'm in

894
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:29,120
Speaker 1: a hotel. It's convenient, how nice. The place where I

895
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:32,840
Speaker 1: was staying, their room service was so not together and

896
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:34,719
Speaker 1: they just so they just did it wrong a bunch

897
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:36,279
Speaker 1: and they were kind of rude and it made me

898
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:39,239
Speaker 1: really mad. And when the so, but I was just

899
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:43,799
Speaker 1: getting Greek yogurt and their housemade granola, right, this housemade

900
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 1: granola was eighty percent full walnut, like you know, walnut brain,

901
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:54,280
Speaker 1: like half a walnut brain. Usually if you're putting walnuts

902
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:57,560
Speaker 1: in anything, it's diced up or like at least chopped up.

903
00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:59,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't treat it.

904
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:02,480
Speaker 1: It's not a exactly these things will. But thank god

905
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:04,239
Speaker 1: they were because then I could take them out. But

906
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:07,920
Speaker 1: I was like, I spent the entire time just taking

907
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 1: out these huge walnuts like they were like bombs. Like Jesus,

908
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:13,719
Speaker 1: there's another one. I feel it in my mouth, and

909
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 1: oh my god, there's another one.

910
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:19,759
Speaker 3: And if have you ever heard of anyone getting absor

911
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:24,400
Speaker 3: from a I mean that's that's it's there's a reaction.

912
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:26,400
Speaker 2: Allergic. You're allergic to them.

913
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's I basically am and it's certain nuts have

914
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:33,560
Speaker 1: it's some kind of a chemical or whatever shit that's

915
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:36,359
Speaker 1: in it that I think walnuts have the most of

916
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:36,719
Speaker 1: all the.

917
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:39,240
Speaker 2: Nuts have this stuff.

918
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:41,000
Speaker 1: You know, sometimes if you do a bunch of walnuts,

919
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:44,360
Speaker 1: like the inside of your mouth feels stripped, almost like

920
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 1: the shine in your mouth feels weird. It's whatever is

921
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 1: doing that. I can't have that.

922
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:54,440
Speaker 3: It will There is some I guess is it our appendix.

923
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:57,799
Speaker 3: That's the thing that everyone says it's useless, But at

924
00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:01,000
Speaker 3: one point in our evolution it was like a second

925
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:04,680
Speaker 3: stomach or a gizzard apparently, and things do go there,

926
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:10,400
Speaker 3: and often it's nuts. And so, uh, my dad ate,

927
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 3: I think it was a bag of walnuts. There's a

928
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,279
Speaker 3: window of time where he's single and he's like, I

929
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:16,560
Speaker 3: don't want to make dinner a.

930
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 2: Whole bag of walnuts. And then fully just thought he

931
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:25,600
Speaker 2: had appendicitis and went my daddy doesn't go to the

932
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:28,400
Speaker 2: hospital ever, went to the er and he said, I

933
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:32,000
Speaker 2: think something burst and it was having too many nuts.

934
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:34,840
Speaker 2: And I don't know if it went to the parrot

935
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:37,239
Speaker 2: had anything to do with that appendix thing. I may have,

936
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:40,480
Speaker 2: just but I swear to reach someone. We used to

937
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:43,120
Speaker 2: have gizzards like birds and nuts. Go there.

938
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:46,600
Speaker 3: Did you know there's rocks in there? You have to

939
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:49,160
Speaker 3: eat rocks every human while you sleep at night. You

940
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:51,120
Speaker 3: have seven eight rocks.

941
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:53,320
Speaker 1: Oh those are the rocks carried by the spiders.

942
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:54,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, rock spiders.

943
00:46:54,480 --> 00:47:00,000
Speaker 1: Okay, Rocky, Sorry, I had a spider dream las night.

944
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:02,359
Speaker 2: You just reminded me we were in this.

945
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:05,719
Speaker 1: I dream about my own house because I need to

946
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:08,040
Speaker 1: redo my house. Like there's lots of things I need

947
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:10,719
Speaker 1: to fix. So often I'll have these dreams where it's

948
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:13,080
Speaker 1: like really really shitty, and I'll be like, oh God,

949
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 1: I have to fix this. Last night, in my dream,

950
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,160
Speaker 1: it's me and my sister and she goes, you need

951
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,719
Speaker 1: to dust off this wall, and then we look up

952
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:21,920
Speaker 1: and there's just all these It looked like white ribbon,

953
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 1: but then a compong closer inspection, it was like spider nests.

954
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:29,160
Speaker 1: Because we were like, oh, let's just sweep this down.

955
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 1: And then I was like, holy shit, it's like one

956
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:32,719
Speaker 1: thousand spider nets.

957
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:36,880
Speaker 2: That's a bad dream. I can't. I'm sorry.

958
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:40,000
Speaker 3: One at a time. I'm okay, I'll relocate you in

959
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:45,520
Speaker 3: a jar. But multiple spiders coming out anything, pupa stage,

960
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:48,560
Speaker 3: get the hell away from me.

961
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:50,160
Speaker 1: Did I ever tell you about that spider that walked

962
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:53,360
Speaker 1: across my TV room floor that was so humongous. I

963
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:56,360
Speaker 1: thought it was a tarantula and it was from my

964
00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:59,279
Speaker 1: house somehow, And I actually ended up catching it and

965
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 1: taking pictures of it because I couldn't believe how big

966
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 1: it was.

967
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:05,960
Speaker 2: It was like that big really in my house.

968
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:08,759
Speaker 1: I'm oh right now looking.

969
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 2: At imagine if someone put two ice cream sandwiches together,

970
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:15,919
Speaker 2: was about to put them in a mouth that could

971
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:20,360
Speaker 2: not accommodate ye, three inches. It was a double clawed body.

972
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:23,239
Speaker 2: How much of that? It's so hard to gauge. This

973
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:25,800
Speaker 2: was super long. This spider was this big.

974
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 3: It could have been a Daddy long legs, which was not.

975
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:30,960
Speaker 3: If you count the legs, you could be that big.

976
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 3: But the body, I need to know the body.

977
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:36,319
Speaker 1: The body was. The legs were definitely the longest, biggest part.

978
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 1: The body was kind of small, but it wasn't a

979
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:42,920
Speaker 1: Daddy long legs because the legs were big.

980
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:43,960
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.

981
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:48,040
Speaker 1: It was very upsetting and it looked like it was

982
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 1: sneaking across the floor to just I need to get

983
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 1: out of here.

984
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:52,200
Speaker 2: Any spider.

985
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:57,400
Speaker 3: Here's the curious thing though, someone I know and you

986
00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,840
Speaker 3: know too, but that it's not part of the story.

987
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 2: Someone had a tarantula and it was just in a

988
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:07,320
Speaker 2: house of dudes, and but that isn't even a spider

989
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 2: to me. It was like a tiny animal and it

990
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:13,040
Speaker 2: was crawling and I was like, yeah, let him slowly,

991
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:15,359
Speaker 2: and he crawled on my arm. And then they put

992
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 2: him on my face and he crawled.

993
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:21,319
Speaker 3: I would I could not even touch a spider, even

994
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:23,560
Speaker 3: if you said, that's not poisonous.

995
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:25,640
Speaker 2: But do you want to let this little spider crawl

996
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:28,080
Speaker 2: on your arm? I'd say no. But the a trantola

997
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 2: is an.

998
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:31,080
Speaker 1: Animal, because it was like a big and thick.

999
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:33,760
Speaker 2: And he had a face, and I'm like, he seems nice.

1000
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 2: It seems like he's smiling. Get him on me, reasonable

1001
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:37,879
Speaker 2: And he crawled across the way.

1002
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 3: And what people don't tell you when you're all drunk

1003
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:41,879
Speaker 3: on a porch with a spider on your face, it's

1004
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:45,920
Speaker 3: that the trantlas like shoot out little tiny quills like

1005
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:49,960
Speaker 3: and I he wasn't doing on perr. He's just keeping

1006
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:54,359
Speaker 3: his grip with these whatever does it also embeds in

1007
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:57,440
Speaker 3: your face? And I my I was fine that night,

1008
00:49:57,480 --> 00:49:59,919
Speaker 3: but the next day my eye and cheek were small.

1009
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:03,920
Speaker 2: One because I always start a story and.

1010
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:06,919
Speaker 3: They don't realize it's pretty gross. That's why I rushed

1011
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:08,840
Speaker 3: through the seventy or one.

1012
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:13,839
Speaker 1: First of all, I like gross, okay and bummer, Yeah,

1013
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:14,680
Speaker 1: that's my kind of mind.

1014
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:16,920
Speaker 2: Jam me too, That's what brought us together.

1015
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 1: That's right, Yeah, that's the fun of telling a story. Like,

1016
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:22,880
Speaker 1: if it's all a nice story, I'm like, sorry, why did.

1017
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:24,480
Speaker 2: You stop me to tell me this? Right?

1018
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:27,120
Speaker 1: What's the what's different from that than anything else that's

1019
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:27,839
Speaker 1: going on in the world.

1020
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:30,279
Speaker 3: And then they try and end it interestingly by going

1021
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:32,560
Speaker 3: and then I killed them, Now.

1022
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:33,920
Speaker 1: You know didn't, No, you didn't.

1023
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:35,760
Speaker 2: You just tell boring stories unearned.

1024
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:42,000
Speaker 1: The murder comes in the middle. But yeah, I love that.

1025
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,960
Speaker 1: That's the way you learn not to put a tarantula

1026
00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:44,480
Speaker 1: on your face.

1027
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:47,960
Speaker 2: I had to learn through doing it to not put

1028
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,720
Speaker 2: a giant spider on my fucking eye.

1029
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:54,520
Speaker 1: Also, whoever owned that thing, why don't they have the

1030
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:56,799
Speaker 1: quill experience that they can be like, oh, yeah, don't

1031
00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:57,600
Speaker 1: put that on your face.

1032
00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:00,160
Speaker 2: It's a person that I'll just tell you l her.

1033
00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:02,319
Speaker 3: But it's someone that a lot of people don't like

1034
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 3: and I think that also that spider just disappeared and

1035
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:07,360
Speaker 3: they were like, where's the tentelu man.

1036
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 1: Uh oh wait a second.

1037
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:14,759
Speaker 2: So some little girl on a seesaw. I don't know why.

1038
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:17,239
Speaker 3: I think of the little girl from Frankenstein, like she

1039
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:20,000
Speaker 3: doesn't already have problems seasong with Frankenstein.

1040
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:22,280
Speaker 2: A spider crawls up on her pretty white dress.

1041
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:24,919
Speaker 1: She's seasong and then she looks across to the sea

1042
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:27,120
Speaker 1: saw and then suddenly there's a trenchl on the other side.

1043
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:31,359
Speaker 3: It's slipped in the air because the moment she sees it,

1044
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:34,920
Speaker 3: she cartoonishly realizes she weighs a lot more, and so

1045
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:36,120
Speaker 3: the seesaw goes down.

1046
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:41,000
Speaker 2: Anything goods the spider. She screams. The spider goes in.

1047
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:44,879
Speaker 1: In her mouth and quill, quill, quill. Now she has

1048
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:45,440
Speaker 1: a cold sore.

1049
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:48,800
Speaker 2: Aristo crats, Yeah, aristocrats?

1050
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:58,640
Speaker 1: Is that comedian Maria Bamford. No, it's everyone adores Maria Bamford.

1051
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:06,839
Speaker 2: Okay, I get it. No, yeah, no, it's just tell

1052
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:09,920
Speaker 2: you late Okay, Yeah, it's not important.

1053
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:13,040
Speaker 3: Just a house of dudes and one of them had

1054
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:17,920
Speaker 3: this giant spider and it's I mean, what are they fifty?

1055
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:22,040
Speaker 3: They weren't fifteen. Everyone's in their thirties. When I lived

1056
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:25,839
Speaker 3: in Bend, Oregon, these kids had they I just moved

1057
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:28,480
Speaker 3: there just to snowboard and I didn't have a lot

1058
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:31,640
Speaker 3: of money, and our neighbors had just moved there from Portland,

1059
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:35,719
Speaker 3: and they were piercing each other with safety pins. They

1060
00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:39,399
Speaker 3: bought scorpions and tarantula's.

1061
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:40,520
Speaker 2: They had black lights.

1062
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:44,560
Speaker 3: They were drinking robotessin and I would go next door

1063
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:45,399
Speaker 3: and hang out with them.

1064
00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:48,080
Speaker 2: They weren't complete idiots.

1065
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:50,720
Speaker 3: They were just like it was their first time living

1066
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:52,000
Speaker 3: outside of their parents' house.

1067
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:54,879
Speaker 1: So they're like, get everything pointy and poisonous.

1068
00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:57,760
Speaker 3: They had knives. One of them had a gun. They

1069
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,720
Speaker 3: don't they had money. They were probably dealing drugs.

1070
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 2: But there were sweet kids and they're like, we made

1071
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:04,680
Speaker 2: too much soup, do you want it? Like? They were

1072
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:07,439
Speaker 2: nice and I pierced one of their nipples one night.

1073
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:09,520
Speaker 2: This is just dude stuff.

1074
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:12,080
Speaker 3: It wasn't like, it wasn't there there. I was in

1075
00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:14,240
Speaker 3: my twenties and so I thought I was way older

1076
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:14,600
Speaker 3: than them.

1077
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:16,080
Speaker 1: Oh there were seenes.

1078
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:19,000
Speaker 3: They had spiders. He'd just come out and he's like Hey,

1079
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:22,080
Speaker 3: what's up? The angel would be they were teens, but

1080
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:25,120
Speaker 3: they're kind of if in I think, insane clown.

1081
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:27,359
Speaker 2: But they would go to a Jugglo convention. But they

1082
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:29,719
Speaker 2: were snowboarder kids, got it. They weren't all the way

1083
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:31,720
Speaker 2: clown makeup, giant pants.

1084
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:32,840
Speaker 1: They were more into the music.

1085
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:36,600
Speaker 3: But we'd go, yeah, the lyrics, how do batteries and

1086
00:53:36,719 --> 00:53:37,759
Speaker 3: magnet's work man?

1087
00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:40,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a song where they talk about oh

1088
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:41,520
Speaker 2: I know, yeah.

1089
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:45,160
Speaker 1: To watch that video one thousand times a seagull stole

1090
00:53:45,239 --> 00:53:49,680
Speaker 1: my phone or whatever. Oh I laughed, so hards stole

1091
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:53,040
Speaker 1: my phone is very close to one of the lyrics.

1092
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:54,120
Speaker 2: What's the lyric?

1093
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:55,120
Speaker 1: Oh?

1094
00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:58,360
Speaker 2: I wish so many people were here right now that

1095
00:53:58,400 --> 00:53:59,000
Speaker 2: would know that?

1096
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:02,439
Speaker 1: Does Aaron know it?

1097
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:03,680
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1098
00:54:03,719 --> 00:54:07,960
Speaker 3: Therese I just but they would, Yeah, black lights and

1099
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:12,120
Speaker 3: these they're this scorpion was horrifying. But just like one

1100
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:14,000
Speaker 3: time I got stung by a scorpion that was this

1101
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:16,399
Speaker 3: big and right now I'm making it's an inch, I'll

1102
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:18,160
Speaker 3: just say an inch enough of our finger.

1103
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:21,040
Speaker 1: That's a well, that was like a that was like

1104
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:22,040
Speaker 1: a one one.

1105
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:25,439
Speaker 3: Sandwich tiny little Yeah, it's one ice cream sandwich tall.

1106
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:28,239
Speaker 3: If you put the scorpion on his tail, and he

1107
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:29,759
Speaker 3: imagined him in a top hat.

1108
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:32,960
Speaker 1: Yes please. And I also imagine him running the club

1109
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:38,440
Speaker 1: for some reason, that's what I pictures. He's a business owner,

1110
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:40,040
Speaker 1: but he'll also host.

1111
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:43,360
Speaker 3: The The fuzz is here lower down the gambling tables.

1112
00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:44,800
Speaker 2: Uh.

1113
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:48,560
Speaker 3: But I was an extra in some Western and the

1114
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:51,360
Speaker 3: scorpion was in my pants all day. We were waiting

1115
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:53,839
Speaker 3: in like a holding truck, and then they brought us

1116
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:58,239
Speaker 3: to this this air conditioned holding area and then we

1117
00:54:58,320 --> 00:55:03,880
Speaker 3: stood in the background of this terrible Western and horses.

1118
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:06,920
Speaker 2: Would gallop by us. But I it was the whole day.

1119
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:10,480
Speaker 3: And then finally this scorpion stung me while they were shooting.

1120
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:13,399
Speaker 3: I was like pretending to load a wagon way off

1121
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:15,719
Speaker 3: in the background, and it hurts so bad.

1122
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:17,400
Speaker 2: I thought a bee was stinging me. And I'm like,

1123
00:55:17,719 --> 00:55:19,840
Speaker 2: should I stop? That hurts? And that got more and

1124
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:20,440
Speaker 2: more intense.

1125
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:23,799
Speaker 3: It was so much pain that I pulled my pants down,

1126
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:28,399
Speaker 3: and I had these purple a knot period underpants. So

1127
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:31,239
Speaker 3: they said, cut, who is that someone pulled their pants down?

1128
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:32,280
Speaker 2: I almost got fired.

1129
00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:35,480
Speaker 1: Isn't this the one where you got fired because you

1130
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:37,640
Speaker 1: used the guys that was later?

1131
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:41,279
Speaker 2: Yeah? OK, yeah, that was later. But they it hurt

1132
00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:41,719
Speaker 2: so bad.

1133
00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:43,200
Speaker 3: And then I looked at my knee and I felt

1134
00:55:43,239 --> 00:55:46,040
Speaker 3: like such a whist because there was no mark, there

1135
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:47,239
Speaker 3: was no aftermath.

1136
00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:49,360
Speaker 2: It hurts so bad, and it was a little white.

1137
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:52,440
Speaker 1: Scorpion and it didn't swell up or anything.

1138
00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:56,960
Speaker 2: No, I couldn't even see the dot. It hurts so bad,

1139
00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:58,440
Speaker 2: and I couldn't even see a dot. I was the

1140
00:55:58,520 --> 00:55:59,600
Speaker 2: opposite of allergic.

1141
00:55:59,719 --> 00:56:06,400
Speaker 3: It pumped in annie inflammatories and us speaking of But

1142
00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:09,319
Speaker 3: it was tiny. It was tiny, and it's scary. But

1143
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:13,280
Speaker 3: these guys, these guys, uh, the kid is NIPPLEYE. Pierce

1144
00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:15,600
Speaker 3: had a big, giant black one. Get the load in

1145
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:16,719
Speaker 3: the black lion, and I.

1146
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:17,560
Speaker 2: Would just hold it.

1147
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:18,600
Speaker 1: Couldn't it kill you?

1148
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:20,239
Speaker 2: Uh? I?

1149
00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:20,600
Speaker 1: No?

1150
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:24,320
Speaker 3: No, and neither could the I guess some of them can't. Actually,

1151
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:26,719
Speaker 3: the tiny ones are more of a problem. Oh, Aaron,

1152
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:27,560
Speaker 3: do you have this lyric?

1153
00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:28,839
Speaker 1: Let's hear it.

1154
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:32,040
Speaker 4: I want to warn you, Karen. It will be upsetting

1155
00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:35,239
Speaker 4: as you are from the Bay area. Okay, okay, So

1156
00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:39,759
Speaker 4: the lyric goes, this is violent jay wrapping. I fed

1157
00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:43,560
Speaker 4: a fish to a pelican at Frisco Bay. It tried

1158
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:46,760
Speaker 4: to eat my cellphone. Then Shaggy Too Dope gets involved

1159
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:48,720
Speaker 4: and he says he ran away.

1160
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:52,279
Speaker 2: He got he finished his story for him. He could have.

1161
00:56:52,239 --> 00:56:55,880
Speaker 1: Handled that a Pelican San Francisco Bay.

1162
00:56:57,840 --> 00:57:01,239
Speaker 2: That he ran. He ran a yeah, you just had

1163
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:01,799
Speaker 2: to add that.

1164
00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:05,160
Speaker 1: That's the magic of the universe. I don't understand how that's.

1165
00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:07,600
Speaker 3: No, And then it goes into the rest of the

1166
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:11,160
Speaker 3: and it goes back to asking how do magnets work?

1167
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:15,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, tyson questions, did.

1168
00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:19,800
Speaker 1: I tell you the story of the guy the When

1169
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:23,120
Speaker 1: I was drinking, I had one night stand one time

1170
00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:27,160
Speaker 1: with a guy who was very I'll say this about him,

1171
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:30,080
Speaker 1: very effusive, and from the second I arrived at the bar,

1172
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:32,919
Speaker 1: it was like he was like, you're the one, which

1173
00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:35,840
Speaker 1: never happens to me. Most of the time. People are like, oh,

1174
00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:37,600
Speaker 1: I was scared of you for the first two.

1175
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:38,800
Speaker 2: Months I met you, right right.

1176
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:40,600
Speaker 1: Just I don't know what to do about that.

1177
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:42,840
Speaker 2: I can't do anything of it. I refuse to do

1178
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:44,920
Speaker 2: it late late, it's too late.

1179
00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:47,080
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, my eyebrows or just

1180
00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:50,760
Speaker 1: I don't think anyone's funny whatever. But this guy was

1181
00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:54,560
Speaker 1: just like as if I was into it. He was

1182
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:57,920
Speaker 1: acting like we were super totally getting along. It was

1183
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:00,200
Speaker 1: hilarious and it killed me. It was like it it

1184
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:03,200
Speaker 1: was the best like defense breakdown. I just couldn't fight

1185
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:05,439
Speaker 1: him at all because he was just like yeah right,

1186
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:09,720
Speaker 1: he was. Also we were doing tons of coke anyway, Sure, Sure,

1187
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:12,800
Speaker 1: I ended up going home with him, which is not

1188
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:15,400
Speaker 1: something I did all the time. And he had spiders.

1189
00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:19,280
Speaker 1: He kept spiders. He was like this upstairs room. I

1190
00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:21,680
Speaker 1: can barely remember it all. I remembers walking into this

1191
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:23,800
Speaker 1: room like, oh, I'm finally doing the thing that like

1192
00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:27,240
Speaker 1: all my friends do whatever. I'm like, well, this is

1193
00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:29,120
Speaker 1: what it is to be young and in your twenties.

1194
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:31,600
Speaker 1: And we walk in and it's like a black light

1195
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:35,960
Speaker 1: room with terrariums filled with spiders. And I was just like, well,

1196
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:39,840
Speaker 1: either this is it or like I was like, I'm

1197
00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:40,480
Speaker 1: not going to leave.

1198
00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:42,320
Speaker 2: It was crazy.

1199
00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:45,240
Speaker 3: You should say, is every Could you do a quick

1200
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:48,840
Speaker 3: inventory before we get to our business.

1201
00:58:49,160 --> 00:58:51,040
Speaker 1: Could you make me a quick promise that you're not

1202
00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:51,880
Speaker 1: going to strangle me?

1203
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:53,080
Speaker 2: Spider roll call?

1204
00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:56,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, Maureen.

1205
00:58:56,960 --> 00:59:01,720
Speaker 3: He just raised his poisonous tentacle tick tick tick where.

1206
00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:02,520
Speaker 2: They big or small?

1207
00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:05,480
Speaker 3: But see I don't like tiny, I I know I

1208
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:08,919
Speaker 3: keep repeating this, but I just now realized I don't

1209
00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:10,480
Speaker 3: mind a giant, big, giant spider.

1210
00:59:11,520 --> 00:59:14,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a slow these weren't that.

1211
00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:16,000
Speaker 2: Crawling across the road in the desert.

1212
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:17,280
Speaker 1: It was like black.

1213
00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:22,400
Speaker 2: Taco, he owns the truck.

1214
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:25,680
Speaker 1: He's from an ad man.

1215
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:28,560
Speaker 2: Really, if you ever see interact ned with a hat,

1216
00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:31,000
Speaker 2: they own a business. That's what we.

1217
00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:34,760
Speaker 1: Just accept that. It's our theory that is now fact.

1218
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:37,800
Speaker 1: It was black widows.

1219
00:59:39,440 --> 00:59:43,120
Speaker 2: See, I mean that that's dangerous.

1220
00:59:43,320 --> 00:59:44,160
Speaker 1: It's dangerous.

1221
00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:45,960
Speaker 2: What's he in the business of breed?

1222
00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:48,240
Speaker 1: Like, here's a black widow breeder?

1223
00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:53,200
Speaker 2: Why that's the worst spider to be interested in?

1224
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:56,720
Speaker 1: It was he had a kind of metal feel to him.

1225
00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:57,680
Speaker 1: He was a bit metal.

1226
00:59:57,760 --> 00:59:59,240
Speaker 2: Okay, so he's kind of cool as ship.

1227
00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:02,960
Speaker 1: So I was kind of like, oh, danger this is exciting. Yeah,

1228
01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:05,800
Speaker 1: but then it's also not exciting to keep spiders in

1229
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:06,400
Speaker 1: a glass.

1230
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:10,320
Speaker 2: Did he turned on music and was that music heavy metal?

1231
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:13,320
Speaker 2: I can't remember anything. Oh that would be good.

1232
01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:17,000
Speaker 1: It was just like here Miladi and Marco.

1233
01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:20,800
Speaker 2: Details would still be with you. I mean with the powder.

1234
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:25,680
Speaker 1: It's I can't believe I'm alive. I'm and you know what,

1235
01:00:25,720 --> 01:00:26,720
Speaker 1: and I'm very grateful.

1236
01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:29,160
Speaker 3: All it would take was one h and they just

1237
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:30,920
Speaker 3: would go right under a black widows.

1238
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:34,160
Speaker 2: I'm not down, I do not. I'm not down with that.

1239
01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:35,440
Speaker 1: Possibly they're not cool at.

1240
01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:36,760
Speaker 2: All, not down with that clown.

1241
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:39,440
Speaker 1: But also just the whole that was the thing where

1242
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:42,800
Speaker 1: you know, my my instinct should have kicked in of

1243
01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:45,640
Speaker 1: like a person that keeps black widow spiders is maybe

1244
01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:48,680
Speaker 1: not the person to immediately be intimate with.

1245
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:50,400
Speaker 2: When you don't write, I don't sure.

1246
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:52,040
Speaker 1: I don't know his first or name.

1247
01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:54,960
Speaker 2: What your kids had been danger. I assume you were

1248
01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:56,200
Speaker 2: thinking kids that night.

1249
01:00:56,400 --> 01:00:57,440
Speaker 1: I was there to procreate.

1250
01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:05,240
Speaker 3: I hung out with tigs babies yesterday and they are

1251
01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:07,000
Speaker 3: the best?

1252
01:01:07,160 --> 01:01:09,520
Speaker 1: Are they? How should we talk about that?

1253
01:01:09,720 --> 01:01:14,320
Speaker 3: Is this a yeah, it's so our friend Tig has

1254
01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:15,240
Speaker 3: two little babies.

1255
01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:16,480
Speaker 2: Uh.

1256
01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:18,120
Speaker 1: Well, I was just gonna ask you details, but I

1257
01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:19,000
Speaker 1: don't know if we should do that.

1258
01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:22,240
Speaker 2: Well, here's a detail I know if you they she

1259
01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:25,520
Speaker 2: has a little pad that is like a you can

1260
01:01:25,560 --> 01:01:27,560
Speaker 2: wipe it off and it's like a temper pedic little

1261
01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:28,520
Speaker 2: pad for them to play on.

1262
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:32,400
Speaker 3: You lay them both down and they will. They can't

1263
01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:34,920
Speaker 3: even they're not even close to walking yet. They couldn't

1264
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:37,720
Speaker 3: kind of stand, I think, or they'll get something to

1265
01:01:37,720 --> 01:01:40,360
Speaker 3: help them stand. But they wrestle to where they're like

1266
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:44,280
Speaker 3: trying to pin each other. They wrestle and laugh and

1267
01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:48,240
Speaker 3: they like pin each other down and get on each

1268
01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:50,880
Speaker 3: other and like and then look up for approval.

1269
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:53,320
Speaker 2: They are they just wrestle.

1270
01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:54,200
Speaker 1: They're twins.

1271
01:01:54,360 --> 01:01:57,760
Speaker 2: They're they're fraternal twins. Yeah, I'll show you pictures. I

1272
01:01:57,760 --> 01:02:00,800
Speaker 2: got to feed one of them. I think his name

1273
01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:03,720
Speaker 2: is well, you don't have to talk names.

1274
01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:05,760
Speaker 3: It's yeah, I am protective to him. I want to

1275
01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:07,720
Speaker 3: reveal too much about people's babies.

1276
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:10,800
Speaker 1: I don't know how much. Sometimes people don't say anything.

1277
01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:14,440
Speaker 2: As babies and they are the best, and man, it.

1278
01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:16,560
Speaker 3: Was I was just like, ah, shit, am I supposed

1279
01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:19,320
Speaker 3: to have these right now? I mean you can like

1280
01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:21,760
Speaker 3: babies and not have them that you can have a

1281
01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:25,520
Speaker 3: whole life, a fulfilling life of like I love kids.

1282
01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:29,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love babies. Did you ever have one? No?

1283
01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:31,520
Speaker 3: No one, it's not anyone's right to go? Then what's

1284
01:02:31,600 --> 01:02:32,560
Speaker 3: wrong with you?

1285
01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:36,640
Speaker 1: No? Well, that's just very talk about the depressing thirties.

1286
01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:39,040
Speaker 1: That's such an old concept of Like, first of all,

1287
01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:43,080
Speaker 1: the planet is so overpopulated, right, it's horribly overpopular, right.

1288
01:02:43,240 --> 01:02:45,600
Speaker 1: The idea that you are supposed to have children is

1289
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:50,080
Speaker 1: inane and insane. Yeah, please only do it if you

1290
01:02:50,120 --> 01:02:52,520
Speaker 1: are good at it and you are patient, and you

1291
01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:54,840
Speaker 1: have money and you are not going to And.

1292
01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:57,800
Speaker 2: The last on that list is if you like kids.

1293
01:02:58,200 --> 01:03:01,080
Speaker 3: That's all I figured out is I I like kids

1294
01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:01,680
Speaker 3: and they like me.

1295
01:03:01,920 --> 01:03:04,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, And it was fun. That's great.

1296
01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:06,160
Speaker 3: That's why it was fun. Both these guys were like,

1297
01:03:06,280 --> 01:03:09,560
Speaker 3: he's fun. Yes, And they were like, well, like babies,

1298
01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:09,880
Speaker 3: do you.

1299
01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:12,560
Speaker 1: Think five six hours later, do you think you would

1300
01:03:12,560 --> 01:03:14,520
Speaker 1: have been in the same mood right now?

1301
01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:14,880
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1302
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:19,000
Speaker 3: You lost just when the diarrhea and food everywhere, and

1303
01:03:19,040 --> 01:03:20,280
Speaker 3: I just don't know what to.

1304
01:03:20,160 --> 01:03:23,520
Speaker 2: Do, and I'm like a Michael Keaton movie poster.

1305
01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:29,320
Speaker 3: Holding an iron and but they it's the funniest thing

1306
01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:34,840
Speaker 3: about kids is tactilely. Tactilely, they just were like anything

1307
01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:37,640
Speaker 3: that was a button I laid on the ground and

1308
01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:40,760
Speaker 3: they were like both these babies just were like going

1309
01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:44,000
Speaker 3: to town on my buttons. From if someone just walked

1310
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:47,040
Speaker 3: into the room, it just looked like two babies were

1311
01:03:47,120 --> 01:03:51,240
Speaker 3: trying to undress a man. They're like, let's sen these pants,

1312
01:03:51,360 --> 01:03:53,160
Speaker 3: let's get that, and I'm like, Nope, don't do that.

1313
01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:57,080
Speaker 3: But it was so funny and made me nervous to

1314
01:03:57,160 --> 01:04:00,320
Speaker 3: be undressed by two brand new babies that I just

1315
01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:01,040
Speaker 3: was laughing.

1316
01:04:01,640 --> 01:04:05,640
Speaker 2: Anyway, I got pictures. The mom took the pitch he took.

1317
01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:07,320
Speaker 1: There were other people in the room.

1318
01:04:07,480 --> 01:04:08,360
Speaker 2: This wasn't just yours.

1319
01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:11,760
Speaker 1: It was a seminar good everybody was watching a.

1320
01:04:11,720 --> 01:04:15,760
Speaker 3: Baby button seminar buttoning, seminar baby's be buttoning.

1321
01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:19,919
Speaker 2: The first Tony Robbins was like, this is the way,

1322
01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:22,400
Speaker 2: and then all the babies started.

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Speaker 1: Be the button that your baby unbuttoned in the world.

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01:04:26,160 --> 01:04:28,800
Speaker 2: And then it except there'd be three f bombs in

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01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:29,480
Speaker 2: that statement.

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Speaker 1: He fucking doesn't care.

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01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:34,000
Speaker 2: He doesn't give a fuck, give a ship. He's a

1328
01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:37,280
Speaker 2: foul mouth. He's not the man I thought he was.

1329
01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:40,640
Speaker 1: You mean a huge giant with huge teeth.

1330
01:04:40,800 --> 01:04:43,120
Speaker 2: Ho ho ho. He's a giant.

1331
01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:45,760
Speaker 1: He really is very large man.

1332
01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:48,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, what did he do before he was? He was?

1333
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:52,240
Speaker 3: He's a big fan above new heart.

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01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:54,480
Speaker 2: I I'm into now.

1335
01:04:54,520 --> 01:04:59,600
Speaker 3: My new not fetish, but thing is big, strong, dominant

1336
01:04:59,640 --> 01:05:01,800
Speaker 3: male that love the comedy.

1337
01:05:01,480 --> 01:05:03,800
Speaker 2: Of eighty eight year old Bob Newhart. Yes, that's my

1338
01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:04,760
Speaker 2: new jam.

1339
01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:05,760
Speaker 1: Alpha New Heart heads.

1340
01:05:06,440 --> 01:05:09,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that, it'll catch on.

1341
01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:14,160
Speaker 1: That's the whole front row, the net Bob Newhart.

1342
01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:19,840
Speaker 3: Stand Up Special, just MMA affliction shirts. No, they're like

1343
01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:23,720
Speaker 3: juicing and lifting in the front row. While he's doing

1344
01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:25,080
Speaker 3: one side of a telephone call.

1345
01:05:25,160 --> 01:05:32,919
Speaker 2: He's like, sir, what do you mean? You there? You there? Well.

1346
01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:36,280
Speaker 2: He also was talking about which I have experienced.

1347
01:05:36,880 --> 01:05:39,800
Speaker 3: He said, the new crowd Now it's like the attention

1348
01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:42,600
Speaker 3: span is shorter and you can't have the same slow build.

1349
01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:45,800
Speaker 3: And he was talking about compressing his jokes and having

1350
01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:49,720
Speaker 3: it be more punchliney, And it was so interesting.

1351
01:05:49,240 --> 01:05:52,400
Speaker 2: To hear this. An eighty eight year old can talk

1352
01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:54,760
Speaker 2: about his stand up and how it had to evolve with.

1353
01:05:55,480 --> 01:05:56,800
Speaker 1: Over fifty five years.

1354
01:05:56,880 --> 01:05:59,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's so crazy. It is actually fun.

1355
01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:03,600
Speaker 1: I forgot about New Heart, like I forgot that he

1356
01:06:04,400 --> 01:06:07,919
Speaker 1: was a television icon for forty years.

1357
01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:11,160
Speaker 3: And I forgot about this album, The Button Down Mine.

1358
01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:14,360
Speaker 3: This album was like millions of millions of copies. Yeah,

1359
01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:18,320
Speaker 3: when they were expecting twenty wasn't he one of.

1360
01:06:18,320 --> 01:06:20,520
Speaker 1: The first people to make a comedy album.

1361
01:06:20,920 --> 01:06:24,440
Speaker 3: I think certainly the a top selling one that was,

1362
01:06:24,960 --> 01:06:28,280
Speaker 3: like I said, only beat by Appetite for Destruction.

1363
01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:28,600
Speaker 2: One and then two.

1364
01:06:31,640 --> 01:06:35,280
Speaker 3: Really that was the that was the record that that

1365
01:06:35,680 --> 01:06:39,760
Speaker 3: huge Guns and Roses double album release was what broke

1366
01:06:39,880 --> 01:06:41,640
Speaker 3: the Bob Newhart record.

1367
01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:42,960
Speaker 2: Isn't that insane?

1368
01:06:43,480 --> 01:06:44,760
Speaker 1: And isn't that America?

1369
01:06:44,880 --> 01:06:46,760
Speaker 3: There has to be more to it, because there's no

1370
01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:48,120
Speaker 3: way Michael Jackson thrill.

1371
01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:48,680
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1372
01:06:49,160 --> 01:06:51,280
Speaker 1: Well, and maybe it's just some specialized thing or.

1373
01:06:51,640 --> 01:06:56,560
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, yeah, with the record label specifically or something.

1374
01:06:56,560 --> 01:06:59,800
Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, because yeah, Michael Jackson man, Yeah.

1375
01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:03,200
Speaker 1: Michael has been up there a couple of times.

1376
01:07:02,960 --> 01:07:04,480
Speaker 2: At least went to a friend.

1377
01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:08,720
Speaker 1: That's also he's the only one that can like we

1378
01:07:08,760 --> 01:07:11,280
Speaker 1: can't make jokes like that, Like he's smart enough to

1379
01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:14,480
Speaker 1: know how to play who he is. Yeah, that's the

1380
01:07:14,560 --> 01:07:17,400
Speaker 1: thing that is so rare. That's self awareness.

1381
01:07:17,640 --> 01:07:20,360
Speaker 2: I'm going to watch old Bob Newhart. I'm really plugging

1382
01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:24,160
Speaker 2: Bob heavy good. Yeah, I don't have any I don't

1383
01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:26,600
Speaker 2: have anything of my own to plug you. I guess

1384
01:07:26,600 --> 01:07:29,200
Speaker 2: we could wrap it up here. Yeah, I think we should.

1385
01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:30,760
Speaker 2: Time got away from it.

1386
01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:33,680
Speaker 1: I really could not put together how much time that was.

1387
01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:36,479
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, is that some sort

1388
01:07:36,480 --> 01:07:41,160
Speaker 2: of a military countdown? We don't have a lot of oxygen. Laughter.

1389
01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:43,480
Speaker 1: It's a final countdown to.

1390
01:07:47,960 --> 01:07:51,600
Speaker 2: Should I do more sound effects? Yes, Iang my Robin,

1391
01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:56,080
Speaker 2: I meant at oh, I thought you might right this

1392
01:07:56,280 --> 01:08:06,640
Speaker 2: second helicopter. Wait, you should well at the end. I

1393
01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:09,400
Speaker 2: always spit of all my sounds, so.

1394
01:08:09,360 --> 01:08:12,720
Speaker 1: Does Michael Winslow. He says that that's a huge issue

1395
01:08:12,800 --> 01:08:13,000
Speaker 1: for me.

1396
01:08:13,120 --> 01:08:15,800
Speaker 2: He just has like flavor. Flavor. But it's a funnel

1397
01:08:15,880 --> 01:08:18,439
Speaker 2: under his chin instead of a clock.

1398
01:08:18,560 --> 01:08:22,480
Speaker 1: All of his short term made of paper towels.

1399
01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:25,280
Speaker 2: Oh linnslow chariot.

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01:08:25,960 --> 01:08:28,040
Speaker 1: Guys, we've done. Do you need to write again?

1401
01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:32,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll do it again. Yeap monthly? What do you say?

1402
01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:33,839
Speaker 1: Bi weekly?

1403
01:08:34,080 --> 01:08:35,240
Speaker 2: Bye?

1404
01:08:35,280 --> 01:08:39,320
Speaker 1: Every week we're going back and do more Bob Newhart bits,

1405
01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:43,200
Speaker 1: however long it takes to memorize the button down mine

1406
01:08:43,280 --> 01:08:45,639
Speaker 1: of Bob Newhart. Yeah, we come back and reenact.

1407
01:08:45,680 --> 01:08:47,960
Speaker 3: I'm going to come back and reenact the other side

1408
01:08:47,960 --> 01:08:50,360
Speaker 3: of those calls when we come back.

1409
01:08:53,080 --> 01:08:55,040
Speaker 1: Yes, I can hear you clearly. It's God.

1410
01:08:56,680 --> 01:09:01,400
Speaker 3: Or whoever it's usually got her a blinking right. All right,

1411
01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:02,760
Speaker 3: all right, good to see you again.

1412
01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:04,800
Speaker 1: I love you.

1413
01:09:05,040 --> 01:09:09,160
Speaker 2: I love you too. You've been listening to do you

1414
01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:13,400
Speaker 2: need a right d y n A R Hong Kong.

1415
01:09:15,600 --> 01:09:18,360
Speaker 2: I forgot? Are you leaving?

1416
01:09:18,560 --> 01:09:21,320
Speaker 1: I you wanna way back home?

1417
01:09:21,560 --> 01:09:24,920
Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there.

1418
01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:28,960
Speaker 1: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

1419
01:09:29,160 --> 01:09:32,400
Speaker 1: time and they turning on and gage.

1420
01:09:33,760 --> 01:09:36,320
Speaker 2: We want to send you off in style.

1421
01:09:37,720 --> 01:09:42,599
Speaker 1: We want to welcome you back home. Tell us all

1422
01:09:42,640 --> 01:09:44,200
Speaker 1: about it. We scared her?

1423
01:09:44,439 --> 01:09:46,160
Speaker 2: Was it fine?

1424
01:09:47,160 --> 01:10:05,080
Speaker 1: Mal porn? Do you need to ride?

1425
01:10:05,720 --> 01:10:09,000
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1426
01:10:09,640 --> 01:10:12,920
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1427
01:10:13,560 --> 01:10:15,400
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1428
01:10:15,600 --> 01:10:25,280
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need with Karen

1429
01:10:25,320 --> 01:10:25,919
Speaker 2: and Cress

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01:10:27,560 --> 01:10:27,840
Speaker 1: Mm hm