1 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:09,800 Speaker 1: Taylor. 2 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:11,559 Speaker 2: I've noticed you're trying to bring like a lot of 3 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:13,440 Speaker 2: stuff back, like a lot of stuff I used to 4 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:14,560 Speaker 2: do back into the show. 5 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:19,680 Speaker 1: Here updates. Wasn't thinking that was going to be one 6 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:20,960 Speaker 1: of them, but here we are. 7 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,720 Speaker 2: I'm doing updates again, and I'm only doing them for 8 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:25,720 Speaker 2: the end finally. But I am told that you have 9 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:27,360 Speaker 2: a STUT Got to Today, which used to be one 10 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:28,280 Speaker 2: of my favorite segments. 11 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,320 Speaker 1: So you do have a STUT got to the Day today? Yes? 12 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:34,000 Speaker 1: I do? Okay, so is today's STU Got to the Dead? 13 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:38,120 Speaker 3: So the STU Gots to the Day revolves around US soccer. 14 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:42,000 Speaker 3: There's a ton of infighting right now. The US men's 15 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:47,600 Speaker 3: national team is a complete mess. Landon Donovan, US soccer 16 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:52,720 Speaker 3: legend is mad at Christian Pulisic for sitting out of 17 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:55,360 Speaker 3: these games for the US soccer team, saying like, hey, 18 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,440 Speaker 3: you got to get ready for the World Cup. You 19 00:00:57,440 --> 00:01:00,800 Speaker 3: can't be sitting out. But now people are coming out 20 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:05,440 Speaker 3: the Clint dempsees Christian pulis Six dad saying, hey, Landon Donovan, 21 00:01:05,959 --> 00:01:09,559 Speaker 3: you sat out in twenty fourteen. Why are you telling 22 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:12,720 Speaker 3: my son you can't sit out? So still got to 23 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:13,080 Speaker 3: the Day. 24 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:15,640 Speaker 2: Landon Donovan is telling a guy not to sit out 25 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:16,920 Speaker 2: when he himself sat out. 26 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:17,920 Speaker 3: He took a hei it is. 27 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:20,480 Speaker 1: That is great. That is rich Landon don That is 28 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:20,959 Speaker 1: well done. 29 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:23,920 Speaker 2: Also by Landon Donovan, congratulations on winning today. 30 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:25,040 Speaker 1: He's still gods of the day. 31 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:28,600 Speaker 2: I have told people forever that men's soccer in this 32 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:30,080 Speaker 2: country is dead. 33 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:31,360 Speaker 1: It is dead. 34 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:34,880 Speaker 2: They'll never be good. They lost to Switzerland, Ford to nothing. 35 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:36,600 Speaker 2: It was a friendly. I don't like a friendly. I 36 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:38,759 Speaker 2: don't know why we call it a friendly. No one 37 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:41,280 Speaker 2: cares about soccer in the United States, we don't. No 38 00:01:41,319 --> 00:01:44,440 Speaker 2: one cares about men's soccer. Let me tell you about 39 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:47,640 Speaker 2: what happens to boys as they're growing up playing sports. 40 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:51,120 Speaker 1: They start off playing soccer. I played soccer. Okay. 41 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:54,240 Speaker 2: They're bored to tears out there. The game is hard. 42 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:55,840 Speaker 2: You got to be in great shape. 43 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:56,640 Speaker 1: They're bored. 44 00:01:56,840 --> 00:02:00,080 Speaker 2: They never get the ball, no one ever scores, and 45 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:02,600 Speaker 2: say to themselves. As they get older and they get wiser, Hey, 46 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:06,000 Speaker 2: if I'm gonna sit out here, sweat in the sun 47 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:09,680 Speaker 2: ninety five degree heat and be bored, I might as 48 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:12,120 Speaker 2: well play baseball and. 49 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,079 Speaker 1: Make hundreds of millions of dollars. 50 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:17,800 Speaker 2: So why would I play soccer and be bored and 51 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:21,760 Speaker 2: make nothing when I could play baseball be bored and 52 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:24,720 Speaker 2: make hundreds of millions of dollars. Kids don't want to 53 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:27,880 Speaker 2: play soccer. Kids in the United States do not want 54 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:31,160 Speaker 2: to play soccer. Kids in the United States they grow 55 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:35,280 Speaker 2: up dreaming of being Michael Jordan. They grow up dreaming 56 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:38,960 Speaker 2: of being the next Barry Bonds. They don't grow up 57 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:41,560 Speaker 2: dreaming of being the next Diego Meret Donu. 58 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:43,240 Speaker 1: I mean, that's not what they're doing. Did I say 59 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:45,679 Speaker 1: his name correctly? He gave it a good attempt. But 60 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:47,640 Speaker 1: you get my point. They don't grow up. 61 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:50,920 Speaker 2: They get hey, I'm gonna be the next Chep Messing 62 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:54,360 Speaker 2: or Giorgio Canalis. You know what I'm saying. They want 63 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:57,160 Speaker 2: to be the best football They want to be Josh Allen. 64 00:02:57,560 --> 00:02:59,919 Speaker 2: They want to be Patrick Mahomes. They want to be 65 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:04,840 Speaker 2: Might Trout. They want to be Shay Gilgis Alexander That's 66 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:06,239 Speaker 2: what they want to be. They don't want to be 67 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:10,200 Speaker 2: a soccer player, not one of them. Soccer will men's 68 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:13,280 Speaker 2: soccer because women's soccer has worked and no one is 69 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:16,359 Speaker 2: better at it. We are the best, okay, but women's 70 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:22,640 Speaker 2: soccer they're fantastic men's soccer, awful, awful, no one cares. 71 00:03:22,919 --> 00:03:25,679 Speaker 2: And the fact that Christian Pulisic comes out and defends 72 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:28,240 Speaker 2: men's soccer saying it was a friendly for nothing. 73 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:29,640 Speaker 1: We're ready for the World Cup. And let me tell 74 00:03:29,639 --> 00:03:31,320 Speaker 1: you about the World Cup. The World Cup is. 75 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:33,560 Speaker 2: Here next year and the only reason the US is 76 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:36,200 Speaker 2: getting into the World Cup is because we're the host country. 77 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:38,119 Speaker 1: And if the United States truly. 78 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:41,280 Speaker 2: Cared about soccer, if they truly cared about this sport, 79 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:44,600 Speaker 2: they would remove themselves from next year's World Cup. 80 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:46,400 Speaker 1: They would they would. 81 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:48,400 Speaker 2: Allow a better team to get in, a team that care, 82 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:51,560 Speaker 2: a country that cares about soccer, fans who care about soccer, 83 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:54,520 Speaker 2: players who are actually good at soccer. We're not good 84 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:57,960 Speaker 2: at soccer. Soccer is dead in the United States. People 85 00:03:57,960 --> 00:04:00,720 Speaker 2: have been trying to make this argument since I was 86 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:04,680 Speaker 2: four years old. I'm serious. You had the Cosmos in 87 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:07,600 Speaker 2: New York. You had the New York Arrows in New York. 88 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:11,480 Speaker 2: You had Steve Sjungle, you had Sheep Messing, you had 89 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:12,640 Speaker 2: Georgia o'canalia. 90 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:14,400 Speaker 1: I just love saying that name. It's a tough name, 91 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:16,400 Speaker 1: but I could pronounce it. How about that. 92 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:19,000 Speaker 2: We didn't care, then, we don't care now, and we're 93 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:21,120 Speaker 2: never going to care. You want to know why we 94 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:24,719 Speaker 2: don't care, Okay, this is why we don't care. The 95 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:28,400 Speaker 2: two biggest goals in the history of US men's soccer 96 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:31,640 Speaker 2: was a goal by Landon Donovan, the stut gods of 97 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:36,080 Speaker 2: the day, that got them to the quarterfinals. The other 98 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:38,680 Speaker 2: biggest goal, perhaps the biggest goal in the history of 99 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:41,240 Speaker 2: US men's soccer, was off a man's penis.