WEBVTT - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: BREAK and Entering

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<v Speaker 1>time for your second date update. It's Brooke and Jewel

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning, and today's second day update sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>it should be on a police blot or somewhere. Crime

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<v Speaker 1>was committed, blood was billed, and the cops were almost

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<v Speaker 1>called Wow. Through it all, a set of romance was planted.

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<v Speaker 1>Could it be the start of an incredible love story

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<v Speaker 1>or the start of an incredible murder investigation? I guess

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<v Speaker 1>you'll find out in your second eight update. Right now,

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<v Speaker 1>Brooke and jew bils second d update. There are two

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<v Speaker 1>letters that are guaranteed to make every date more exciting.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not talking about S and M. Those letters work

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<v Speaker 1>as well, but I'm talking about a little B and E,

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<v Speaker 1>a little breaking and entering. That's right. That is the

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<v Speaker 1>way to spice up any date. And that's what happened

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<v Speaker 1>to Maria on her first date. And that's why she

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<v Speaker 1>thinks she might not be getting a call back today

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<v Speaker 1>because she broke into a house on her first date.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up, Maria? Hello, how are you? Are you in

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<v Speaker 1>criminal right now? No, it's not what you think. In

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<v Speaker 1>my own house, that's what criminals always say. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>just stopped at a house. You're like, I promise that's

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<v Speaker 1>my style. I gotta get my TV out of there

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<v Speaker 1>real quick. But your your email said that you think

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<v Speaker 1>you might not be getting a call back because you

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<v Speaker 1>had to break into your own house. Yeah, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>it was a whole thing. Do you want to know

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<v Speaker 1>what happened? Yeah? First off, tell me about the guy.

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<v Speaker 1>How'd you meet him? Well? I met him on Bumble.

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<v Speaker 1>I've heard good things about Bumble. I have a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of girlfriends using it. Yeah, it's nice because the girls

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<v Speaker 1>have to start the conversation first, and you only have

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<v Speaker 1>twenty four hours to do it, so it's kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like all or nothing. You know, it's like tender, but

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have a bunch of pervy dudes hitting up NonStop,

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<v Speaker 1>right exactly. Yeah, you kind of eliminate the purvy dudes.

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<v Speaker 1>And he seemed pretty cool, and we ended up actually

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<v Speaker 1>talking on the phone, which people don't do anymore, and

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<v Speaker 1>he seemed really smart and he had a really cute laugh,

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<v Speaker 1>and so he asked me if I'd like to go

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<v Speaker 1>out to dinner and you're like, hell, no, let's break

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<v Speaker 1>into a house. That sounds way more fun. Yeah. I

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<v Speaker 1>actually offered that, but he was like, no, I'd rather not.

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<v Speaker 1>So you guys agreed to go out to dinner. How'd

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<v Speaker 1>that go? Well? He came to my house to pick

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<v Speaker 1>me up, and I got out to the car and

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<v Speaker 1>I realized that I didn't have my keys. That's a word. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so this is where the breaking and entering comes in.

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<v Speaker 1>Is your house easy to break into? Oh? No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>of course not. I walked up hoping that the door

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<v Speaker 1>would be open still, but i'd i'd locked the handle,

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<v Speaker 1>and we tried all the windows, tried all the doors,

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<v Speaker 1>and we ended up having to break one of the

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<v Speaker 1>windows to get in. How long did this take you?

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<v Speaker 1>It was a little over an hour. That's a great

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<v Speaker 1>start to your date. Why did you have to do

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<v Speaker 1>it right then? Why didn't you say like, hey, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>call a locksmith, let's go out have our dinner, and

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<v Speaker 1>then when we get back, maybe we can schedule a

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<v Speaker 1>locksmith to meet us. Well, yeah, when you say it

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<v Speaker 1>that way, it sounds really smart. But for some reason

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<v Speaker 1>that that's just not what we did. It's one of

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<v Speaker 1>those ones. You're like, screw it, we gotta get in

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<v Speaker 1>there right now. Break a window? Right? Yeah? Did you

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<v Speaker 1>break the window or did he break the window? He

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<v Speaker 1>broke the window like a gentleman does. Right. We found

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<v Speaker 1>a rock and checked it at the window and broke it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh. So did you end up getting into

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<v Speaker 1>the house after the broken window? Please tell me you did? Yes, thankful.

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<v Speaker 1>My cat was okay, she wasn't anywhere near the window.

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<v Speaker 1>And then like, I mean, it was really dangerous, but

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<v Speaker 1>he climbed in the window. Then, oh man, yeah, really

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<v Speaker 1>sweet and nice of him to do. Here's the best part, though, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>He got in and he hates unlocked door. And I

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<v Speaker 1>got in and then I spent like fifteen minutes searching

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<v Speaker 1>the house, only to realize that my keys were in

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<v Speaker 1>my purse the whole time. Are you serious? That sucks?

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't dump your purse out before you spent over

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<v Speaker 1>an hour trying to break into your own house. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I swear I looked in there like two or three

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<v Speaker 1>times and they were not there. What was his reaction

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<v Speaker 1>to that? I mean I just kind of tried to

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<v Speaker 1>play it off like it was funny, Right, that's funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I would about to laugh at it. I mean I

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<v Speaker 1>could see it being a funny situation, especially on a

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<v Speaker 1>first date, right. I mean, that's one of those things

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<v Speaker 1>that you're like, you know, when we're married, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>look back at this and be like, oh God, remember

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<v Speaker 1>when Maria left her keys in the house. You didn't

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<v Speaker 1>say that to him, did you? No? I didn't. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I just said, oh gosh, sorry, if you dropped the

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<v Speaker 1>married thing on him, that might be the reason he's

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<v Speaker 1>not getting back to you. No, I swear I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>use the word marriage. Okay. So were you able to

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<v Speaker 1>salvage the day at all? Well, at that point, we'd

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<v Speaker 1>spent pretty much our entire date trying to break into

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<v Speaker 1>my house, and he'd cut himself a little bit on

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<v Speaker 1>the window, of um, not bad, like he didn't need

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<v Speaker 1>stitches or anything. We just kind of decided to call

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<v Speaker 1>it and we said that we would meet up sometime

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<v Speaker 1>next week for a real day. So he was bleeding

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<v Speaker 1>after spending an hour outside your home. Did you guys

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<v Speaker 1>ever meet up? No? Really, that was the last you

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<v Speaker 1>saw of him. Yeah, So I've texted him a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of times, and one time he didn't respond, and then

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<v Speaker 1>another time he was like, yeah, you know, we'll catch

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<v Speaker 1>up sometime. I'm just really bogged down with everything at

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<v Speaker 1>work right now. But you really think that he wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>be calling you back, Jess, because you guys had a

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<v Speaker 1>break into your house and you forgot your keys. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I mean, it seemed like we had fun

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<v Speaker 1>with it, you know, and we made light of the situation,

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<v Speaker 1>and I totally assumed that he would hang out with

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<v Speaker 1>me again. And so I'm just having a hard time

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<v Speaker 1>understanding if that's really what it was, or if there's

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<v Speaker 1>something else. All right, well we'll play a song, come back,

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<v Speaker 1>call him and get your second date update. Okay, thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>You're welcome. Hang on looking jubil in the morning, sep.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're just tuning in for today's second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>Maria is on the phone with us. She had a

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<v Speaker 1>very interesting first date with a guy named Aaron. They

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<v Speaker 1>spent the whole date breaking into her house. She thought

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<v Speaker 1>that she forgot her keys. When he came to pick

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<v Speaker 1>her up, she searched everywhere. Ultimately, it ended with him

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<v Speaker 1>breaking a window, crawling inside, cutting himself and then opening

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<v Speaker 1>up the door, only for her to find out that

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<v Speaker 1>the keys were actually in her purse the whole time.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the only reason you can think of, Maria. Nothing

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<v Speaker 1>else on your date, no other reason why he wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>be calling you back. There was nothing else that happened

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<v Speaker 1>that I have been able to think of. When he left,

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<v Speaker 1>he said, I want to reschedule this. Yeah, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I said, let's hang out again, and he said, okay, great.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, so it seems like he wanted to see

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<v Speaker 1>you again. Well, he did cut his hand on your window.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe he got an infection and is no longer with us.

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<v Speaker 1>Could have happened, God, I hope not. Well we'll find

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<v Speaker 1>out right now. I'm gonna Dallas phone in Brokay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, here we go. Hello, I'm looking for Aaron. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's me. Hey, what's up, Aaron? How are you? This

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<v Speaker 1>is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. From

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<v Speaker 1>who Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a radio show. Okay, Yeah, so you've heard of the show? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I've heard of it. Okay, have you ever heard of

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<v Speaker 1>the segment we do call the second Date Update? No? Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>oh that's Okay, you're gonna get very familiar with it

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<v Speaker 1>because you're a part of a second date update. Now what.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a segment we do on our show where if

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<v Speaker 1>you go out on a date with somebody and then

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<v Speaker 1>end up not calling them back afterwards, they email us

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<v Speaker 1>to see if we can get you on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>and ask what went wrong. So a girl named Maria

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<v Speaker 1>emailed us about you. Oh okay, that's the excited voice, right. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she told us a little bit about your date didn't

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<v Speaker 1>sound like much of a date, just breaking into her

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<v Speaker 1>house basically when you came to pick her up. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, yeah that did happen. But she also said

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<v Speaker 1>that you're not calling her back, and at the end

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<v Speaker 1>of that experience, you guys had sort of made plans

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<v Speaker 1>to go out again. Yeah. Yeah, it just it just

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't seem like it's really a great fit, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>Like it seems like, I don't know, I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to I don't want to be mean, but it just

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<v Speaker 1>seems like it would be a kind of hard to

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<v Speaker 1>actually date her. Why is that, Um, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I just it feels like we're on different different levels,

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<v Speaker 1>if that makes any sense. Is it because you had

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<v Speaker 1>to break into her house because she forgot her keys

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<v Speaker 1>that were actually in her purse. No, no, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>that at all. That was actually pretty great. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>get to break a lot of windows. That was really fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so you did think that that part, well, the

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<v Speaker 1>only part really of your whole date. You had a

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<v Speaker 1>good time with her. Yeah. Yeah, if Ebruary girl wanted

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<v Speaker 1>me to break into her house, I would totally be

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<v Speaker 1>fine with that's a fun adventure. Yeah, okay, it seems

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<v Speaker 1>like an exciting time. I thought the blood would definitely

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<v Speaker 1>be like, well, I cut myself and I'm leaving. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>it was. It was super minor and she had Man,

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<v Speaker 1>it was not a big deal. So then what's the

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<v Speaker 1>reason that you're not calling her back? Why don't you

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<v Speaker 1>feel like you're on the same level or whatever? You said. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>so while we were around like one of the signs

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<v Speaker 1>of her house, trying to find a window to get into,

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<v Speaker 1>and we were talking, we were trying to have like

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<v Speaker 1>salvage a date out of this, right, and this is

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<v Speaker 1>the first time we talked in person. So we were

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<v Speaker 1>chatting and you're having like first date, get to know

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<v Speaker 1>me conversation over trying to give me a window open

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<v Speaker 1>to get into a house. Yeah, we're just thinking, like

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<v Speaker 1>small talk or whatever. So we were talking about TV

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<v Speaker 1>shows that we're watching, and we both we both loved

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<v Speaker 1>Game of Thrones, okay, which is my favorite show. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna spoil anything, but we were we were talking

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<v Speaker 1>about it, and she said something that seemed kind of weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Early on she was She just said, uh, it's weird

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<v Speaker 1>that a thousand years ago people had to worry about

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<v Speaker 1>getting eaten by dragons. But she was joking, right, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean that was being what I thought. So I laughed.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought that was funny, and she heard me laughing,

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<v Speaker 1>and she was like, what, dragons are bad? Just like that,

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<v Speaker 1>just like that, So she thought dragons were real. At

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<v Speaker 1>this point, I don't know what she's thinking. I like,

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<v Speaker 1>is this some sort of is is she messing with me?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this like some test? Like will you break a window?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think that? I think dragons are real? Like

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<v Speaker 1>it's all some elaborate first date tests, you know, And

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<v Speaker 1>so I don't know. So I'm like, I'm sort of

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<v Speaker 1>feeling it out. And I laughed, and I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>I think we're having an okay time. And she keeps

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<v Speaker 1>talking about like what this time period would have been

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<v Speaker 1>like to live, not this universe, this time period. She

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<v Speaker 1>actually said Game of Thrones is my favorite period piece.

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<v Speaker 1>So maybe she just used the wrong wording. Like, there's

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<v Speaker 1>no way she actually thinks it's like a re enactment

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<v Speaker 1>from real life as far as I can tell, Like

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<v Speaker 1>she doesn't think like there were cameras there obviously, like

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<v Speaker 1>she thinks, but she thinks it's like based on a

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<v Speaker 1>true story, like that she got into, like how it's

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<v Speaker 1>weird that wizards and witches just like aren't around as

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<v Speaker 1>much anymore. At any time, did you explain to her

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<v Speaker 1>that the Game of Thrones is made up and it's

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<v Speaker 1>not a documentary. Look, man, if she thinks that's true,

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<v Speaker 1>then I don't want to break her heart. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to crush her and tell her about the terrible world.

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<v Speaker 1>And if she's messing with me, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>admit that I'm fooled. There's yeah, I guess you're screwed. Hey, Aaron,

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<v Speaker 1>I do want to let you know, though, that you

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<v Speaker 1>might have crushed her. What do you mean? I mean

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<v Speaker 1>that she's actually on the other line listening to this conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>She might have just found out that Game of Thrones

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<v Speaker 1>it is not real. Maria, are you still there? I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not stupid. I know that Game of Thrones isn't real.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a documentary, but it's based on true events.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I hope you're messing with me. I hope

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<v Speaker 1>that this is just a really good joke. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>the Renaissance, you know, like that off It's like that

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<v Speaker 1>show Viking. You know, like, what are you trying to

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<v Speaker 1>say that Vikings aren't real? Vikings are real? They existed.

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<v Speaker 1>Dragons did not exist. Well, they don't expect anymore because

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<v Speaker 1>humans killed them. Are talking about Maria? Are okay? Are

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<v Speaker 1>you guys screwing with me? Are you all in this prank? No,

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<v Speaker 1>we're not at all. I promise you. Maria wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>call you to find out what we're wrong on the

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<v Speaker 1>day I should I should have known what the window

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<v Speaker 1>you guys were, that somebody was setting me up this

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing. This is not a setup, I promise you, Maria.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you really think that dragons existed? They did. I've

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<v Speaker 1>read history books about them. Sci fi and history books

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<v Speaker 1>are not the same thing. That's why I'm not dumb

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<v Speaker 1>guys like I know that the Game of Drone story

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<v Speaker 1>is dramatized, but like dragons actually existed in the Renaissance,

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<v Speaker 1>read about it, and like witchcraft and wizardry was a thing,

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<v Speaker 1>that that part's true. I don't know which books you're reading, Maria,

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<v Speaker 1>but I want to read them. It's in tons of books,

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<v Speaker 1>and you can start by reading the Bible because it's

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<v Speaker 1>got all of that. All right. I know that they

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<v Speaker 1>exist and I have fo you don't even have to

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<v Speaker 1>read the books like I'll send you the Wikipedia links

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<v Speaker 1>that I found it, so you're you're serious. You really

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<v Speaker 1>believe this one. I believe with all my heart that

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<v Speaker 1>dragons used to exist, and I'm afraid that they'll come back.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Science is not a belief system. It's

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<v Speaker 1>the Bible. Read it. Are there dragons in the Bible? Well, Maria,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you think about that? Being the reason that

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<v Speaker 1>Aaron's not calling you back because he disagrees with you

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<v Speaker 1>on the whole dragons being real things. I don't like

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<v Speaker 1>the tone of this whole thing because it feels like

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<v Speaker 1>everyone's making fun of me, but Aaron is the ignorant one.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not making fun of you, Maria. I just I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't read what you've read, and I'm not as educated

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<v Speaker 1>as you on the subject, so I can't claim to

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<v Speaker 1>know anything about dragons. Well you should do that because

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<v Speaker 1>it's an interesting subject. Okay, I will. At this point,

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<v Speaker 1>I would like to ask Aaron though, real quick, Aaron,

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<v Speaker 1>would you like to go on a second day with Maria?

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<v Speaker 1>We will pay for it. I mean, at this point,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if she wants to go on a

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<v Speaker 1>second day with me, but I'm kind of curious where

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<v Speaker 1>this goes. You Maria, you want to go out with

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<v Speaker 1>her again? Dude? You know what, Like, I'm up for it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, like you only get one chance and life

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<v Speaker 1>to have this kind of fun, right, Maria? Would you

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<v Speaker 1>like to go out with Aaron again? Yeah? You guys

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<v Speaker 1>can hash out the whole Game of Thrones thing in person.

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<v Speaker 1>If Aaron is open to hearing me out and reading

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<v Speaker 1>my books, and yes, I would consider going out with

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<v Speaker 1>him again. Aaron, can you promise to go into this

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<v Speaker 1>next date with Maria with an open mind about dragons? Absolutely? Wonderful.

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<v Speaker 1>Congratulations Maria, you got your second date. I love you, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you so much. No, Maria, thank you, thank you

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<v Speaker 1>for today's song call that was awesome. In the morning,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of people were texting in at seven eighty

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<v Speaker 1>five to nine two saying that dragons do exist and

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<v Speaker 1>we're all wrong. Oh God, what is going on? My

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<v Speaker 1>mind is starting to hurt. I don't know if I

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<v Speaker 1>should be more scared that dragons might actually exist because

0:16:31.360 --> 0:16:33.640
<v Speaker 1>they're scary, or I should be scared that people actually

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<v Speaker 1>believe dragons exist. We're talking about today's second Dight update

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<v Speaker 1>if you missed it. Maria wanted to call Aaron. They

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<v Speaker 1>spent their entire first date breaking into Maria's house because

0:16:42.800 --> 0:16:45.680
<v Speaker 1>she thought that she forgot her keys. Aaron ended up

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<v Speaker 1>getting his hand all cut up by smashing a window,

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<v Speaker 1>only to find out that Maria's keys were in her

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<v Speaker 1>purse the whole time. And when we got him on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone, he said that while they were trying to

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<v Speaker 1>get into her house, they were talking about Game of

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<v Speaker 1>Thrones and she legit believes that Game of Thrones is

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<v Speaker 1>real and dragons were real. She said she even as

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<v Speaker 1>proof of this, and that we're all closed minded and

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<v Speaker 1>ignorant for not believing that dragons actually used to fly

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<v Speaker 1>around the world and burn people with their firebreath. Yeah. Wow,

0:17:13.600 --> 0:17:16.200
<v Speaker 1>it's pretty crazy. Yeah, I mean, also, you guys know

0:17:16.359 --> 0:17:18.360
<v Speaker 1>stranger things. Hey, you know what, I got a couple

0:17:18.359 --> 0:17:20.280
<v Speaker 1>of potions that I could sell her that will protect

0:17:20.320 --> 0:17:23.679
<v Speaker 1>her from those fire breathing dragons. Why she needs them

0:17:23.720 --> 0:17:27.159
<v Speaker 1>and she should call me. Surprisingly, Aaron actually wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>go out with her again though, despite her crazy history lessons. Well,

0:17:30.800 --> 0:17:33.960
<v Speaker 1>maybe he can actually educate her. Yeah, I think that

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<v Speaker 1>this could be a good thing. Oreos that she's super

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<v Speaker 1>crazy and crazy people are always good in bed, so

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<v Speaker 1>that's what he's excited about. Remember you want to do

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<v Speaker 1>a Seconday update. All you have to do is email

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<v Speaker 1>the show and we will call the person who didn't

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<v Speaker 1>call you back.