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Speaker 1: time for your second date update. It's Brooke and Jewel
Speaker 1: in the morning, and today's second day update sounds like
Speaker 1: it should be on a police blot or somewhere. Crime
Speaker 1: was committed, blood was billed, and the cops were almost
Speaker 1: called Wow. Through it all, a set of romance was planted.
Speaker 1: Could it be the start of an incredible love story
Speaker 1: or the start of an incredible murder investigation? I guess
Speaker 1: you'll find out in your second eight update. Right now,
Speaker 1: Brooke and jew bils second d update. There are two
Speaker 1: letters that are guaranteed to make every date more exciting.
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about S and M. Those letters work
Speaker 1: as well, but I'm talking about a little B and E,
Speaker 1: a little breaking and entering. That's right. That is the
Speaker 1: way to spice up any date. And that's what happened
Speaker 1: to Maria on her first date. And that's why she
Speaker 1: thinks she might not be getting a call back today
Speaker 1: because she broke into a house on her first date.
Speaker 1: What's up, Maria? Hello, how are you? Are you in
Speaker 1: criminal right now? No, it's not what you think. In
Speaker 1: my own house, that's what criminals always say. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: just stopped at a house. You're like, I promise that's
Speaker 1: my style. I gotta get my TV out of there
Speaker 1: real quick. But your your email said that you think
Speaker 1: you might not be getting a call back because you
Speaker 1: had to break into your own house. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: it was a whole thing. Do you want to know
Speaker 1: what happened? Yeah? First off, tell me about the guy.
Speaker 1: How'd you meet him? Well? I met him on Bumble.
Speaker 1: I've heard good things about Bumble. I have a couple
Speaker 1: of girlfriends using it. Yeah, it's nice because the girls
Speaker 1: have to start the conversation first, and you only have
Speaker 1: twenty four hours to do it, so it's kind of
Speaker 1: like all or nothing. You know, it's like tender, but
Speaker 1: you don't have a bunch of pervy dudes hitting up NonStop,
Speaker 1: right exactly. Yeah, you kind of eliminate the purvy dudes.
Speaker 1: And he seemed pretty cool, and we ended up actually
Speaker 1: talking on the phone, which people don't do anymore, and
Speaker 1: he seemed really smart and he had a really cute laugh,
Speaker 1: and so he asked me if I'd like to go
Speaker 1: out to dinner and you're like, hell, no, let's break
Speaker 1: into a house. That sounds way more fun. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: actually offered that, but he was like, no, I'd rather not.
Speaker 1: So you guys agreed to go out to dinner. How'd
Speaker 1: that go? Well? He came to my house to pick
Speaker 1: me up, and I got out to the car and
Speaker 1: I realized that I didn't have my keys. That's a word. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so this is where the breaking and entering comes in.
Speaker 1: Is your house easy to break into? Oh? No, no,
Speaker 1: of course not. I walked up hoping that the door
Speaker 1: would be open still, but i'd i'd locked the handle,
Speaker 1: and we tried all the windows, tried all the doors,
Speaker 1: and we ended up having to break one of the
Speaker 1: windows to get in. How long did this take you?
Speaker 1: It was a little over an hour. That's a great
Speaker 1: start to your date. Why did you have to do
Speaker 1: it right then? Why didn't you say like, hey, I'll
Speaker 1: call a locksmith, let's go out have our dinner, and
Speaker 1: then when we get back, maybe we can schedule a
Speaker 1: locksmith to meet us. Well, yeah, when you say it
Speaker 1: that way, it sounds really smart. But for some reason
Speaker 1: that that's just not what we did. It's one of
Speaker 1: those ones. You're like, screw it, we gotta get in
Speaker 1: there right now. Break a window? Right? Yeah? Did you
Speaker 1: break the window or did he break the window? He
Speaker 1: broke the window like a gentleman does. Right. We found
Speaker 1: a rock and checked it at the window and broke it.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. So did you end up getting into
Speaker 1: the house after the broken window? Please tell me you did? Yes, thankful.
Speaker 1: My cat was okay, she wasn't anywhere near the window.
Speaker 1: And then like, I mean, it was really dangerous, but
Speaker 1: he climbed in the window. Then, oh man, yeah, really
Speaker 1: sweet and nice of him to do. Here's the best part, though, guys.
Speaker 1: He got in and he hates unlocked door. And I
Speaker 1: got in and then I spent like fifteen minutes searching
Speaker 1: the house, only to realize that my keys were in
Speaker 1: my purse the whole time. Are you serious? That sucks?
Speaker 1: You didn't dump your purse out before you spent over
Speaker 1: an hour trying to break into your own house. I mean,
Speaker 1: I swear I looked in there like two or three
Speaker 1: times and they were not there. What was his reaction
Speaker 1: to that? I mean I just kind of tried to
Speaker 1: play it off like it was funny, Right, that's funny.
Speaker 1: I would about to laugh at it. I mean I
Speaker 1: could see it being a funny situation, especially on a
Speaker 1: first date, right. I mean, that's one of those things
Speaker 1: that you're like, you know, when we're married, we're gonna
Speaker 1: look back at this and be like, oh God, remember
Speaker 1: when Maria left her keys in the house. You didn't
Speaker 1: say that to him, did you? No? I didn't. Okay,
Speaker 1: I just said, oh gosh, sorry, if you dropped the
Speaker 1: married thing on him, that might be the reason he's
Speaker 1: not getting back to you. No, I swear I didn't
Speaker 1: use the word marriage. Okay. So were you able to
Speaker 1: salvage the day at all? Well, at that point, we'd
Speaker 1: spent pretty much our entire date trying to break into
Speaker 1: my house, and he'd cut himself a little bit on
Speaker 1: the window, of um, not bad, like he didn't need
Speaker 1: stitches or anything. We just kind of decided to call
Speaker 1: it and we said that we would meet up sometime
Speaker 1: next week for a real day. So he was bleeding
Speaker 1: after spending an hour outside your home. Did you guys
Speaker 1: ever meet up? No? Really, that was the last you
Speaker 1: saw of him. Yeah, So I've texted him a couple
Speaker 1: of times, and one time he didn't respond, and then
Speaker 1: another time he was like, yeah, you know, we'll catch
Speaker 1: up sometime. I'm just really bogged down with everything at
Speaker 1: work right now. But you really think that he wouldn't
Speaker 1: be calling you back, Jess, because you guys had a
Speaker 1: break into your house and you forgot your keys. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, it seemed like we had fun
Speaker 1: with it, you know, and we made light of the situation,
Speaker 1: and I totally assumed that he would hang out with
Speaker 1: me again. And so I'm just having a hard time
Speaker 1: understanding if that's really what it was, or if there's
Speaker 1: something else. All right, well we'll play a song, come back,
Speaker 1: call him and get your second date update. Okay, thank you,
Speaker 1: You're welcome. Hang on looking jubil in the morning, sep.
Speaker 1: If you're just tuning in for today's second date update.
Speaker 1: Maria is on the phone with us. She had a
Speaker 1: very interesting first date with a guy named Aaron. They
Speaker 1: spent the whole date breaking into her house. She thought
Speaker 1: that she forgot her keys. When he came to pick
Speaker 1: her up, she searched everywhere. Ultimately, it ended with him
Speaker 1: breaking a window, crawling inside, cutting himself and then opening
Speaker 1: up the door, only for her to find out that
Speaker 1: the keys were actually in her purse the whole time.
Speaker 1: That's the only reason you can think of, Maria. Nothing
Speaker 1: else on your date, no other reason why he wouldn't
Speaker 1: be calling you back. There was nothing else that happened
Speaker 1: that I have been able to think of. When he left,
Speaker 1: he said, I want to reschedule this. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: I said, let's hang out again, and he said, okay, great.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so it seems like he wanted to see
Speaker 1: you again. Well, he did cut his hand on your window.
Speaker 1: Maybe he got an infection and is no longer with us.
Speaker 1: Could have happened, God, I hope not. Well we'll find
Speaker 1: out right now. I'm gonna Dallas phone in Brokay, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Hello, I'm looking for Aaron. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's me. Hey, what's up, Aaron? How are you? This
Speaker 1: is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. From
Speaker 1: who Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's
Speaker 1: a radio show. Okay, Yeah, so you've heard of the show? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've heard of it. Okay, have you ever heard of
Speaker 1: the segment we do call the second Date Update? No? Sorry,
Speaker 1: oh that's Okay, you're gonna get very familiar with it
Speaker 1: because you're a part of a second date update. Now what.
Speaker 1: It's a segment we do on our show where if
Speaker 1: you go out on a date with somebody and then
Speaker 1: end up not calling them back afterwards, they email us
Speaker 1: to see if we can get you on the phone
Speaker 1: and ask what went wrong. So a girl named Maria
Speaker 1: emailed us about you. Oh okay, that's the excited voice, right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she told us a little bit about your date didn't
Speaker 1: sound like much of a date, just breaking into her
Speaker 1: house basically when you came to pick her up. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, yeah that did happen. But she also said
Speaker 1: that you're not calling her back, and at the end
Speaker 1: of that experience, you guys had sort of made plans
Speaker 1: to go out again. Yeah. Yeah, it just it just
Speaker 1: doesn't seem like it's really a great fit, you know,
Speaker 1: Like it seems like, I don't know, I don't want
Speaker 1: to I don't want to be mean, but it just
Speaker 1: seems like it would be a kind of hard to
Speaker 1: actually date her. Why is that, Um, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just it feels like we're on different different levels,
Speaker 1: if that makes any sense. Is it because you had
Speaker 1: to break into her house because she forgot her keys
Speaker 1: that were actually in her purse. No, no, it's not
Speaker 1: that at all. That was actually pretty great. I don't
Speaker 1: get to break a lot of windows. That was really fun.
Speaker 1: Oh so you did think that that part, well, the
Speaker 1: only part really of your whole date. You had a
Speaker 1: good time with her. Yeah. Yeah, if Ebruary girl wanted
Speaker 1: me to break into her house, I would totally be
Speaker 1: fine with that's a fun adventure. Yeah, okay, it seems
Speaker 1: like an exciting time. I thought the blood would definitely
Speaker 1: be like, well, I cut myself and I'm leaving. Oh
Speaker 1: it was. It was super minor and she had Man,
Speaker 1: it was not a big deal. So then what's the
Speaker 1: reason that you're not calling her back? Why don't you
Speaker 1: feel like you're on the same level or whatever? You said. Well,
Speaker 1: so while we were around like one of the signs
Speaker 1: of her house, trying to find a window to get into,
Speaker 1: and we were talking, we were trying to have like
Speaker 1: salvage a date out of this, right, and this is
Speaker 1: the first time we talked in person. So we were
Speaker 1: chatting and you're having like first date, get to know
Speaker 1: me conversation over trying to give me a window open
Speaker 1: to get into a house. Yeah, we're just thinking, like
Speaker 1: small talk or whatever. So we were talking about TV
Speaker 1: shows that we're watching, and we both we both loved
Speaker 1: Game of Thrones, okay, which is my favorite show. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna spoil anything, but we were we were talking
Speaker 1: about it, and she said something that seemed kind of weird.
Speaker 1: Early on she was She just said, uh, it's weird
Speaker 1: that a thousand years ago people had to worry about
Speaker 1: getting eaten by dragons. But she was joking, right, I
Speaker 1: mean that was being what I thought. So I laughed.
Speaker 1: I thought that was funny, and she heard me laughing,
Speaker 1: and she was like, what, dragons are bad? Just like that,
Speaker 1: just like that, So she thought dragons were real. At
Speaker 1: this point, I don't know what she's thinking. I like,
Speaker 1: is this some sort of is is she messing with me?
Speaker 1: Is this like some test? Like will you break a window?
Speaker 1: Do you think that? I think dragons are real? Like
Speaker 1: it's all some elaborate first date tests, you know, And
Speaker 1: so I don't know. So I'm like, I'm sort of
Speaker 1: feeling it out. And I laughed, and I feel like
Speaker 1: I think we're having an okay time. And she keeps
Speaker 1: talking about like what this time period would have been
Speaker 1: like to live, not this universe, this time period. She
Speaker 1: actually said Game of Thrones is my favorite period piece.
Speaker 1: So maybe she just used the wrong wording. Like, there's
Speaker 1: no way she actually thinks it's like a re enactment
Speaker 1: from real life as far as I can tell, Like
Speaker 1: she doesn't think like there were cameras there obviously, like
Speaker 1: she thinks, but she thinks it's like based on a
Speaker 1: true story, like that she got into, like how it's
Speaker 1: weird that wizards and witches just like aren't around as
Speaker 1: much anymore. At any time, did you explain to her
Speaker 1: that the Game of Thrones is made up and it's
Speaker 1: not a documentary. Look, man, if she thinks that's true,
Speaker 1: then I don't want to break her heart. I don't
Speaker 1: want to crush her and tell her about the terrible world.
Speaker 1: And if she's messing with me, I don't want to
Speaker 1: admit that I'm fooled. There's yeah, I guess you're screwed. Hey, Aaron,
Speaker 1: I do want to let you know, though, that you
Speaker 1: might have crushed her. What do you mean? I mean
Speaker 1: that she's actually on the other line listening to this conversation.
Speaker 1: She might have just found out that Game of Thrones
Speaker 1: it is not real. Maria, are you still there? I'm
Speaker 1: not stupid. I know that Game of Thrones isn't real.
Speaker 1: It's not a documentary, but it's based on true events.
Speaker 1: I mean, I hope you're messing with me. I hope
Speaker 1: that this is just a really good joke. It's like
Speaker 1: the Renaissance, you know, like that off It's like that
Speaker 1: show Viking. You know, like, what are you trying to
Speaker 1: say that Vikings aren't real? Vikings are real? They existed.
Speaker 1: Dragons did not exist. Well, they don't expect anymore because
Speaker 1: humans killed them. Are talking about Maria? Are okay? Are
Speaker 1: you guys screwing with me? Are you all in this prank? No,
Speaker 1: we're not at all. I promise you. Maria wanted to
Speaker 1: call you to find out what we're wrong on the
Speaker 1: day I should I should have known what the window
Speaker 1: you guys were, that somebody was setting me up this
Speaker 1: whole thing. This is not a setup, I promise you, Maria.
Speaker 1: Do you really think that dragons existed? They did. I've
Speaker 1: read history books about them. Sci fi and history books
Speaker 1: are not the same thing. That's why I'm not dumb
Speaker 1: guys like I know that the Game of Drone story
Speaker 1: is dramatized, but like dragons actually existed in the Renaissance,
Speaker 1: read about it, and like witchcraft and wizardry was a thing,
Speaker 1: that that part's true. I don't know which books you're reading, Maria,
Speaker 1: but I want to read them. It's in tons of books,
Speaker 1: and you can start by reading the Bible because it's
Speaker 1: got all of that. All right. I know that they
Speaker 1: exist and I have fo you don't even have to
Speaker 1: read the books like I'll send you the Wikipedia links
Speaker 1: that I found it, so you're you're serious. You really
Speaker 1: believe this one. I believe with all my heart that
Speaker 1: dragons used to exist, and I'm afraid that they'll come back.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Science is not a belief system. It's
Speaker 1: the Bible. Read it. Are there dragons in the Bible? Well, Maria,
Speaker 1: what do you think about that? Being the reason that
Speaker 1: Aaron's not calling you back because he disagrees with you
Speaker 1: on the whole dragons being real things. I don't like
Speaker 1: the tone of this whole thing because it feels like
Speaker 1: everyone's making fun of me, but Aaron is the ignorant one.
Speaker 1: I'm not making fun of you, Maria. I just I
Speaker 1: haven't read what you've read, and I'm not as educated
Speaker 1: as you on the subject, so I can't claim to
Speaker 1: know anything about dragons. Well you should do that because
Speaker 1: it's an interesting subject. Okay, I will. At this point,
Speaker 1: I would like to ask Aaron though, real quick, Aaron,
Speaker 1: would you like to go on a second day with Maria?
Speaker 1: We will pay for it. I mean, at this point,
Speaker 1: I don't know if she wants to go on a
Speaker 1: second day with me, but I'm kind of curious where
Speaker 1: this goes. You Maria, you want to go out with
Speaker 1: her again? Dude? You know what, Like, I'm up for it.
Speaker 1: You know, like you only get one chance and life
Speaker 1: to have this kind of fun, right, Maria? Would you
Speaker 1: like to go out with Aaron again? Yeah? You guys
Speaker 1: can hash out the whole Game of Thrones thing in person.
Speaker 1: If Aaron is open to hearing me out and reading
Speaker 1: my books, and yes, I would consider going out with
Speaker 1: him again. Aaron, can you promise to go into this
Speaker 1: next date with Maria with an open mind about dragons? Absolutely? Wonderful.
Speaker 1: Congratulations Maria, you got your second date. I love you, guys,
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. No, Maria, thank you, thank you
Speaker 1: for today's song call that was awesome. In the morning,
Speaker 1: a lot of people were texting in at seven eighty
Speaker 1: five to nine two saying that dragons do exist and
Speaker 1: we're all wrong. Oh God, what is going on? My
Speaker 1: mind is starting to hurt. I don't know if I
Speaker 1: should be more scared that dragons might actually exist because
Speaker 1: they're scary, or I should be scared that people actually
Speaker 1: believe dragons exist. We're talking about today's second Dight update
Speaker 1: if you missed it. Maria wanted to call Aaron. They
Speaker 1: spent their entire first date breaking into Maria's house because
Speaker 1: she thought that she forgot her keys. Aaron ended up
Speaker 1: getting his hand all cut up by smashing a window,
Speaker 1: only to find out that Maria's keys were in her
Speaker 1: purse the whole time. And when we got him on
Speaker 1: the phone, he said that while they were trying to
Speaker 1: get into her house, they were talking about Game of
Speaker 1: Thrones and she legit believes that Game of Thrones is
Speaker 1: real and dragons were real. She said she even as
Speaker 1: proof of this, and that we're all closed minded and
Speaker 1: ignorant for not believing that dragons actually used to fly
Speaker 1: around the world and burn people with their firebreath. Yeah. Wow,
Speaker 1: it's pretty crazy. Yeah, I mean, also, you guys know
Speaker 1: stranger things. Hey, you know what, I got a couple
Speaker 1: of potions that I could sell her that will protect
Speaker 1: her from those fire breathing dragons. Why she needs them
Speaker 1: and she should call me. Surprisingly, Aaron actually wanted to
Speaker 1: go out with her again though, despite her crazy history lessons. Well,
Speaker 1: maybe he can actually educate her. Yeah, I think that
Speaker 1: this could be a good thing. Oreos that she's super
Speaker 1: crazy and crazy people are always good in bed, so
Speaker 1: that's what he's excited about. Remember you want to do
Speaker 1: a Seconday update. All you have to do is email
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Speaker 1: call you back.