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Speaker 1: What will you do lesic at Evergreen dot com. It's

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Speaker 1: time for your second date update. It's Brooke and Jewel

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Speaker 1: in the morning, and today's second day update sounds like

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Speaker 1: it should be on a police blot or somewhere. Crime

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Speaker 1: was committed, blood was billed, and the cops were almost

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Speaker 1: called Wow. Through it all, a set of romance was planted.

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Speaker 1: Could it be the start of an incredible love story

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Speaker 1: or the start of an incredible murder investigation? I guess

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Speaker 1: you'll find out in your second eight update. Right now,

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Speaker 1: Brooke and jew bils second d update. There are two

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Speaker 1: letters that are guaranteed to make every date more exciting.

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Speaker 1: I'm not talking about S and M. Those letters work

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Speaker 1: as well, but I'm talking about a little B and E,

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Speaker 1: a little breaking and entering. That's right. That is the

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Speaker 1: way to spice up any date. And that's what happened

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Speaker 1: to Maria on her first date. And that's why she

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Speaker 1: What's up, Maria? Hello, how are you? Are you in

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Speaker 1: criminal right now? No, it's not what you think. In

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Speaker 1: my own house, that's what criminals always say. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: just stopped at a house. You're like, I promise that's

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Speaker 1: real quick. But your your email said that you think

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Speaker 1: what happened? Yeah? First off, tell me about the guy.

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Speaker 1: How'd you meet him? Well? I met him on Bumble.

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Speaker 1: I've heard good things about Bumble. I have a couple

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Speaker 1: twenty four hours to do it, so it's kind of

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Speaker 1: like all or nothing. You know, it's like tender, but

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Speaker 1: right exactly. Yeah, you kind of eliminate the purvy dudes.

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Speaker 1: out to dinner and you're like, hell, no, let's break

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Speaker 1: into a house. That sounds way more fun. Yeah. I

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Speaker 1: So you guys agreed to go out to dinner. How'd

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Speaker 1: that go? Well? He came to my house to pick

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Speaker 1: Is your house easy to break into? Oh? No, no,

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Speaker 1: of course not. I walked up hoping that the door

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Speaker 1: It was a little over an hour. That's a great

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Speaker 1: start to your date. Why did you have to do

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Speaker 1: Maria is on the phone with us. She had a

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Speaker 1: That's the only reason you can think of, Maria. Nothing

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Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Hello, I'm looking for Aaron. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's me. Hey, what's up, Aaron? How are you? This

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Speaker 1: is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. From

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Speaker 1: who Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's

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Speaker 1: a radio show. Okay, Yeah, so you've heard of the show? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the segment we do call the second Date Update? No? Sorry,

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Speaker 1: oh that's Okay, you're gonna get very familiar with it

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Speaker 1: emailed us about you. Oh okay, that's the excited voice, right. Yeah,

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