Speaker 1: It was so weird to realize, like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: I've only been in the room with you one other time,
Speaker 1: and you know what I mean. It was like that
Speaker 1: weird feeling of like I think I know this person
Speaker 1: very well.
Speaker 2: So yeah, it's like love is blind, the comedy version
Speaker 2: comedy friends. I know you through the screen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Miles, and I've never been in the same room before.
Speaker 2: No, I think it's going to ruin.
Speaker 1: It would kill the show.
Speaker 3: Oh I smell weird. So that's my son, my little secret.
Speaker 2: I would compare height. I'd been back to back. Dude,
Speaker 2: are we the same? Damn?
Speaker 3: I can't respect you anymore now that I know I'm
Speaker 3: a half inch taller than you. Hello the Internet, and
Speaker 3: welcome to season three eighty, episode five.
Speaker 2: Of Dirt Ely's Like Guys, the.
Speaker 3: Long awaited season finale. Yes, the season three eighty. People
Speaker 3: have been saying this is the one.
Speaker 2: You don't know where.
Speaker 3: It's going, Yeah, yeah, yeah, anyway, it's still a production
Speaker 3: by Heart Radio. It is a podcast where we take
Speaker 3: a deep dive into American share consciousness. It is Friday,
Speaker 3: March twenty first, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2: YEP, March twenty first is national Memory Day, National Countdown Day?
Speaker 2: Does that mean National French Bread Day? I like that,
Speaker 2: National California Strawberry Day, okay, Fragrance Day, Single Parent Day,
Speaker 2: and Common Courtesy Day. Yeah all right, I'm down with
Speaker 2: most of those things, especially French bread. Yeah.
Speaker 3: National countdown Days.
Speaker 2: New Year's Eve. Yeah, I don't know what they're Oh
Speaker 2: you know why, it's because it's three two one three
Speaker 2: two one. Wow. Now I'm back on board. National Countdown Day.
Speaker 2: You got my ass? Bastard of a bitch was Jack
Speaker 2: O'Brien aka?
Speaker 3: I want to fry up a beagle, but not in seeds.
Speaker 3: Fry up a beagle used back, use beef tallow for
Speaker 3: the grease. Courtesy of Christi Yamagucci mane Little Steve Miller.
Speaker 2: Or Seal whichever. Yeah, yeah, I like the Seal person.
Speaker 2: I prefer Steve Miller.
Speaker 3: Oh some people call him the space Cowboy. I'm not
Speaker 3: sure if you've met my friend Steve. Some call him
Speaker 3: the gangster a blow they No, nobody.
Speaker 2: Knows, nobody Steve. Could you imagine?
Speaker 3: I'm thrilled to be joined, great work, Christy Amagucci man
Speaker 3: as always, I'm thrilled to be joined as always and
Speaker 3: great work RFK. Also sorry I didn't even say who
Speaker 3: that was about. Our favorite you know, health health health
Speaker 3: nut taking putting the nut in health nut and putting
Speaker 3: it in all caps. Uh. Thrill to be joined as
Speaker 3: always by my co host, mister Miles Grad.
Speaker 2: Yes it's experimental black and these artist yo boy Kusama,
Speaker 2: thank you so much for having me. The Lord of
Speaker 2: Lagersham is in the closet, and by that I mean
Speaker 2: my recording studio. I still can touch both walls like this,
Speaker 2: but this is where the magic happens as I scream
Speaker 2: into the void.
Speaker 3: It's not even that you can touch both walls because
Speaker 3: so you reach out and your arms are at forty
Speaker 3: five degree angles above your head.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like you you're hitting the walls.
Speaker 3: You have to like kind of fold your arms to
Speaker 3: not touch both walls.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is what it is.
Speaker 3: Man's like just to give people an idea of like
Speaker 3: the what Miles is working under. He's in a closet
Speaker 3: and giving you this energy.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah, and it's hot in here too, but
Speaker 2: don't worry. I'll power through. I'll power through well, Miles.
Speaker 3: We are thrilled to be joined in our third seat
Speaker 3: by a very funny comedian out of Chicago. Her first
Speaker 3: time on the show. You've already heard about her via
Speaker 3: Chris Crofton. You might have seen her on Subway Takes
Speaker 3: the L the Chicago L Train version, suggesting that we
Speaker 3: dig up our dead and shoot them into space. You
Speaker 3: might have seen her on stages across America.
Speaker 2: It's kristin too.
Speaker 1: Many Hello, thank you for having me. I'm excited to
Speaker 1: be here.
Speaker 2: We're so excited when because we love Chris. Our listeners zigang,
Speaker 2: they love Chris and yeah, we're like this, this is
Speaker 2: we cannot wait to have Kristen on because that's like
Speaker 2: a co sign from for lack of a better word, God.
Speaker 2: And and he's never done that either. He's he's been on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, gives him a god flying.
Speaker 2: Then he asked if anyone had a hard boiled egg
Speaker 2: he could eat because he was crashing hard from the caffeine.
Speaker 1: He's a wild man.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was watching the metal detecting videos with you guys.
Speaker 2: That was Yeah, he's always just bringing us good, good
Speaker 2: new niche YouTube stuff. Yeah, he'll be back soon. He'll
Speaker 2: be back soon.
Speaker 3: Is that what he stopped down? There was one point
Speaker 3: where he stopped down he had had too much cold
Speaker 3: brew and he had to stop down. Was it to
Speaker 3: eat a cold heart boiled egg?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah he or something. Did we ever talk
Speaker 3: about that in the episode?
Speaker 2: I think I think we did because it was so bizarre.
Speaker 2: Chris was like, I'm sorry. He's you know Chris. He
Speaker 2: becomes very apologetic and he's like, guys, I'm sorry, I've
Speaker 2: had way too much fucking cold brew. I don't know
Speaker 2: what the fuck I was doing drinking this much before,
Speaker 2: but I have to eat something I'm gonna melt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like that. I don't know if it's
Speaker 1: the spirit of Chris crofton, but I I had too
Speaker 1: much coffee before this, and so maybe you.
Speaker 4: Know I.
Speaker 2: Designed caffeine guts. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Over caffeinated would be a good subtitle for this show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got the cold brew. I had to stop.
Speaker 2: I actually don't drink cold brew as much anymore because
Speaker 2: I have to. It's not like it's weird, I'm it's more.
Speaker 2: I think it's just like affecting my stomach more than
Speaker 2: getting the caffeine hit. Like I'm not as caffeine sensitive,
Speaker 2: but my stomach will be like this, this ain't a
Speaker 2: cold brew yeah, cold brew.
Speaker 3: All right, Kristin, we are going to get to know
Speaker 3: you a little bit better in a moment. First, we're
Speaker 3: going to tell the listeners a couple of the things
Speaker 3: we're talking about.
Speaker 2: We're going to.
Speaker 3: Get to meet the founder of Pirates, Booty the Cheetos,
Speaker 3: like the lesser Cheetos, Yeah, the lesser Cheetos, poor Man's Cheetos.
Speaker 3: And we're gonna uh yeah, it's a new want to
Speaker 3: be Oligarch just dropped. We want to get to know him.
Speaker 3: We'll talk, We'll check in with Tesla. We just how
Speaker 3: they do it. It seems like they've had a tough week.
Speaker 3: We're loving every second of it. Might even check in
Speaker 3: with Andrew Schultz and what's.
Speaker 2: The c Vaughan.
Speaker 3: Who are We were, you know, wondering as we headed
Speaker 3: into this administration, what's it gonna look like for these
Speaker 3: comedians who got famous during the Biden administration being like
Speaker 3: fuck the fuck the system, this president sucks. And now
Speaker 3: they're like, I actually like the president. I think he's cool.
Speaker 3: I like everything he does. Uh, And we got to
Speaker 3: know some of that. We're for the president. We think
Speaker 3: the White House is neat. So we're gonna just get
Speaker 3: a little clip of Andrew Schultz to talking about talking
Speaker 3: about how everyone's being too into Tesla.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh cool. Take that's how you know you're you're
Speaker 2: really cool comedy, Take this billionaire.
Speaker 3: We'll talk about Netflix's new reality show, a Willy Wonka
Speaker 3: reality show that we as far as we know, won't
Speaker 3: involve killing greedy children, but has not been confirmed.
Speaker 2: Will have the slaves that work in the factory.
Speaker 3: They were happy there, Miles, they got fake Jandle, they
Speaker 3: were thrilled to be there them. Yes, all that, plenty more.
Speaker 3: But first, Chris and we do like to ask our guests,
Speaker 3: what is something from your search history.
Speaker 1: I'm just going with the last thing that was on there.
Speaker 2: Perfect.
Speaker 1: So it's a painting. It's called Song of a Lark
Speaker 1: and it's this woman, this Bill Murray, Okay, who I
Speaker 1: love Bill Murray. Chicago guy told this story and I
Speaker 1: saw this clip about this painting. He wanted to kill himself.
Speaker 1: He was suicidal after a bad performance, and he went
Speaker 1: like wandering through the city of Chicago and he found
Speaker 1: himself at the Art Institute and he saw this painting.
Speaker 1: It's called Song of a Lark, and it inspired him
Speaker 1: to not kill himself and continue to live every day.
Speaker 1: So we wouldn't have Bill Murray if it wasn't for
Speaker 1: this painting.
Speaker 2: And it's a Jules Breton piece, this Song of the Lark.
Speaker 2: It looks like a woman in a field, like a
Speaker 2: scythe or something.
Speaker 4: What yea?
Speaker 2: What did he say about the Like he was just
Speaker 2: he just was like, behold this art piece and like
Speaker 2: humanity came back to him or something.
Speaker 1: So he said that it looked like a woman that,
Speaker 1: you know, didn't have much to live for, and she
Speaker 1: looks like she's like this peasant woman, like working in
Speaker 1: a field. But the sun was rising behind her, and
Speaker 1: something about that sunrise made him go like, oh, she
Speaker 1: gets another crack at it, you know, she gets another
Speaker 1: chance at the day. And yeah, so that inspired him
Speaker 1: to not kill himself. And he was going to like
Speaker 1: jump in the Chicago river or the lake. And damn,
Speaker 1: I just thought that was really beautiful, Like how art
Speaker 1: can do that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, some of us, you know, I know, I just
Speaker 2: looked at this and I was like, damn, this is
Speaker 2: It's got a lot going on in this thing. Like
Speaker 2: she looks destitute.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she looks unhappy and looking towards the night side
Speaker 3: of the sky. He you know, I'm glad he interpreted
Speaker 3: as the sun was coming up and not the sun
Speaker 3: was going down. And she was holding a sythe because
Speaker 3: she was looking towards the darkness and recognizing that the
Speaker 3: monsters live in the dark and she was going to
Speaker 3: have to kill her be killed. Would be how I
Speaker 3: would look at that.
Speaker 1: But that I got from it thought much like she
Speaker 1: was going to like go into the house and kill
Speaker 1: her abusive husband or something like that.
Speaker 2: I could see. That's what I go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but everybody should looking at the quality of the
Speaker 3: light is really something really beautiful painting that is definitely
Speaker 3: about somebody living in the middle of a some sort
Speaker 3: of armed up rising which cool.
Speaker 2: Or fighting mutant monster.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, thank you for sharing that beautiful painting that
Speaker 3: I'd never seen before. More than I can say for
Speaker 3: most guests. Their search history some porn stuff or whatever.
Speaker 2: That's not true.
Speaker 3: What is something, Kristen that you think is underrated?
Speaker 1: Aging is underrated?
Speaker 2: I agree with this.
Speaker 1: I think people you know what, like I was raised,
Speaker 1: I'm an elder millennial, okay, but I identify as gen X,
Speaker 1: which is the most gen Z thing I can do.
Speaker 1: But I grew up hanging out with Gen xers, and
Speaker 1: so we were raised by boomers, and they don't age.
Speaker 1: They don't want to age. Nobody wants to be called
Speaker 1: grandma anymore. You know, like they're getting new tits and
Speaker 1: licks into their seventies. And I feel like, no, who's
Speaker 1: knitting the baby blankets. No one's knitting, No one's aging.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: I feel like we should embrace that. Our generation should
Speaker 1: embrace aging, be proud to be a grandparent, be proud
Speaker 1: to you know, retire, play golf whatever. And these people
Speaker 1: they don't want to retire. They don't want to stop fucking.
Speaker 1: They're out with boner pills, like on the loose.
Speaker 3: It's crazy right on the boner pills.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm always suspicious of like singular explanations of like what
Speaker 3: is wrong with this country, But there's I think I
Speaker 3: think somebody wrote a book that was like Generation Sociopaths,
Speaker 3: just about how like boomers were all all like these
Speaker 3: narcissistic sociopaths, and made it checked a lot of boxes
Speaker 3: for me. Let's let's put it that way. They're I
Speaker 3: don't think they're all uniformly like that, and I don't
Speaker 3: think it's the only problem we've got. But like having
Speaker 3: one generation that is hoarding all the money and incapable of,
Speaker 3: you know, being concerned about the generations that come after them.
Speaker 3: Like if like that seems weird. It seems like we're
Speaker 3: currently taking it as like humanity just like wasn't able
Speaker 3: to deal with the challenge of climate change. What if
Speaker 3: it was just like a very selfish generation. It was
Speaker 3: just like, actually, we just don't give a fuck about there.
Speaker 3: Once we're gone, it's gonna be okay.
Speaker 2: There's another book that kind of touched on that called
Speaker 2: The Death of the grown Up by Diana West, and
Speaker 2: that was sort of talking about how like in the sixties,
Speaker 2: all of like the rock and roll shit kind of
Speaker 2: like cows, like like the boomers are like I'm never
Speaker 2: leaving this might like mental state either where it's about
Speaker 2: like forever young and all these other things that occur,
Speaker 2: I mean, your wealth.
Speaker 3: And being uninhibited and like not inhibiting other people's sexuality.
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, no, not those parts, just the irresponsibility part.
Speaker 3: Guy Yung young, I get to not care about other people.
Speaker 1: The only thing they were retained out of woodstock was
Speaker 1: rolling around in mud.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, and like one thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, they did for the generation that like hated
Speaker 1: their parents so much. It's like they really rebelled against aging.
Speaker 1: They invented the term anti aging. There was no creams
Speaker 1: or anything that that phrase didn't exist. And I feel
Speaker 1: like it's embarrassing to watch them just refuse to go
Speaker 1: off into the night.
Speaker 3: It's like, sit down, why accept the forward movement of time?
Speaker 3: You know why when I'm supposed to just sit here
Speaker 3: and let it happen to me.
Speaker 2: Come on, I'm gonna shoot up my grandkid's blood right
Speaker 2: into my veins. I'm gonna use my brain kid as
Speaker 2: a goddamn blood bank. Right, how far we've come. It's
Speaker 2: like we used to have children to help, you know,
Speaker 2: in the fields for agricultural reasons, and now it's like
Speaker 2: now you gotta have like fourteen blood bags. That's right.
Speaker 3: What is something? And by the way, we don't know
Speaker 3: that the woman in the song of a Song of
Speaker 3: the Lark wasn't using a blood bag. Like she looks
Speaker 3: pretty good like she might have been using a child
Speaker 3: blood bag.
Speaker 1: She's just going to get the blood.
Speaker 2: Bathing the blood of the owner of this field. What
Speaker 2: is something?
Speaker 1: I think it was this field I'm going to get
Speaker 1: a blood bag.
Speaker 2: That's right, that's right. What is something you think is overrated?
Speaker 1: Getting drunk?
Speaker 2: Getting drunk? Getting overrated?
Speaker 1: It is overrated. I think that it's so for I
Speaker 1: think being drunk is still embarrassing. It's the most embarrassing
Speaker 1: thing you can do. It's like every part of your
Speaker 1: brain that tries to keep you functioning in society without
Speaker 1: embarrassing yourself is gone. Right, that's what you're doing. And
Speaker 1: so you're out here, you're saying and doing things you
Speaker 1: would never co sign, and you're a mess. You know,
Speaker 1: if there's people that can drink and you can't tell,
Speaker 1: But then what what's the point of.
Speaker 2: That, right, it's just silence the inner monologue probably yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: But being like drunk, you're just loud, you repeat yourself,
Speaker 1: you're falling like you're sloppy. And there's a reason why
Speaker 1: you wouldn't normally do the things that you're doing right now,
Speaker 1: and those are good, valid reason to.
Speaker 2: Not do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, And you're just like wiping out your own
Speaker 1: defense system and spending all this money and you know.
Speaker 2: You're ready to see the worst version of me ever, Yes,
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 1: It's everyone's worst version of themselves, and it's like you're
Speaker 1: paying to do that, and then you have to apologize,
Speaker 1: and it's just like it's embarrassing. You're vomiting. I mean,
Speaker 1: there's nothing you're sleeping with people you wouldn't sleep with,
Speaker 1: You're vomiting, You're saying things you wouldn't want to say,
Speaker 1: and it's like, I just think it's overrated. I don't
Speaker 1: know what everyone is hoping to get out of it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there are some people who really are uncomfortable, like
Speaker 3: when they're drinking and somebody's around them not drinking, they're
Speaker 3: like very uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: They're like, come on, let's shots, let's do let's just do.
Speaker 2: You don't have to drink, just do like three shots
Speaker 2: with me.
Speaker 3: And they are right to be uncomfortable around people who
Speaker 3: aren't drinking while they're drinking, because it is we we
Speaker 3: can see. Yeah, it's a it's a bad it is
Speaker 3: a bad look. You're you're right, like it It only
Speaker 3: is okay if everybody is drinking and at the same
Speaker 3: time together.
Speaker 2: It's funny, like to your point, Christy, like when when
Speaker 2: you're around someone really drunk and you're not drunk, it's
Speaker 2: like It's like the same look you give your friend
Speaker 2: when someone says something like off the wall racist shit,
Speaker 2: and like casually and you look at your friend, you're like, yo,
Speaker 2: what the book is up with that person right now? Like, yeah,
Speaker 2: just sing about you got it? Man? You can mix
Speaker 2: a little white claw and some of the syrups. Yet
Speaker 2: and I guess like a way better fla and you're
Speaker 2: just like, what the fuck is this full saying you
Speaker 2: get the fuck away from me?
Speaker 1: Like yeah, and it's like the tenth time I've said
Speaker 1: that to you in fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: And sometimes it's just like all read like people don't
Speaker 3: get drunk in a linear fashion. They get like sometimes
Speaker 3: they'll like you'll start a conversation and they'll be coherent
Speaker 3: and by the end you're.
Speaker 2: Like, whoa, where did you go?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: Entertaining Though it's entertaining for me, it is embarrassing for
Speaker 3: you guys, unfortunately.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right.
Speaker 3: Well these this was great to get to know you
Speaker 3: a little bit better.
Speaker 2: Those are great. Search has reunderrated, overrated. Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: We are going to take a quick break and then
Speaker 3: we're gonna come back and talk about some news. We'll
Speaker 3: be right back, and we're back and Pirate's Booty.
Speaker 2: We all is it? Pirates booty is like, I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't think I had it when I was a kid,
Speaker 3: but it's it's gone national now it's a big thing.
Speaker 3: Everybody knows Pirate's Booty is Christino Pirates Booty.
Speaker 1: I do because I have Celiac, so I'm gluten free, okay,
Speaker 1: and that is gluten free. So I've known about Pirate
Speaker 1: booty for a while.
Speaker 2: Yep, yep, yep. I mean it's I always. I remember
Speaker 2: the first time I had it, I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is like the health food store version of Cheetos.
Speaker 2: Was really like that's what I felt like as a
Speaker 2: kid when it first hit the scene, or like I
Speaker 2: think I was maybe junior high or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's like the Cheetos they would have had
Speaker 3: in Soviet Russia. You know, it's like they don't have
Speaker 3: all the like that things aren't like fluorescent orange. They're
Speaker 3: you know, like they haven't done too much with rights.
Speaker 2: It feels like, yeah, I mean, but look, that was
Speaker 2: the era like when you know that was like everyone
Speaker 2: was like, oh, the lesser evil of my favorite junk
Speaker 2: food is this. But the founder of that company, Rob Erlik.
Speaker 2: He calls himself Captain booty Head for real. That's like
Speaker 2: he's like, I'm coming, Captain Bootyhead. He's always drunk. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he looks like he's fucking I mean, there's no way
Speaker 2: you could actually tell people I call me Captain Bootyhead
Speaker 2: and you're not. That wasn't a drunken or at least
Speaker 2: coke fueled idea. Yeah, but maybe. Yeah, he got rich.
Speaker 2: He got rich when he sold the company for like
Speaker 2: almost two hundred million, and now he fancies himself a
Speaker 2: bit of an oligarch. So last Monday, this story is
Speaker 2: so fucking wild. He pulled up to the town hall
Speaker 2: of Seacliff, Long Island like some dollar store. Elon Musk
Speaker 2: in like spectacular fashion, walked in literally said I am
Speaker 2: now the new mayor, and everyone in here is fired.
Speaker 2: They again, what did he do? He invoked quote a
Speaker 2: two thousand and nine state law that empowers residents to
Speaker 2: dissolve their town or reformulate it. The first step is
Speaker 2: to gather signatures from ten percent of the town's voters,
Speaker 2: in this case, eighteen hundred signatures. Mister waved an envelope
Speaker 2: that he claimed held eighteen hundred signatures. He declined to
Speaker 2: show them to anyone because he said the signers were
Speaker 2: afraid of retribution. So he came. He's like, I got
Speaker 2: it right here, I'm the mayor. You're all fucking fired.
Speaker 2: Leave now, and they're like, okay proof He's like, no,
Speaker 2: you see those signatures, Miles. Can I see the signature
Speaker 2: A piece of shit? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What a piece of And now I'll say, knowing that
Speaker 1: I have to say, it tastes like packing foam. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's.
Speaker 3: A Venn diagram, like Cheetos and packing foam.
Speaker 2: And then in the middle of.
Speaker 3: The yeah, yeah exactly, exactly so unfortunate, hand in a
Speaker 3: paper bag, stick up like a tack.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah. It was like he was clutching in
Speaker 2: his fucking waist like yeah, don't, I'll do you. Oh,
Speaker 2: let's see it. I gotta go. So what happened was
Speaker 2: they called the fucking cops on him. He left. The
Speaker 2: next day, he announces that he's gonna have a right
Speaker 2: in candidacy for the mayor's office, and then the basically
Speaker 2: said preemptively even before the election happened, which happened on
Speaker 2: this last Tuesday. He said the election is going to
Speaker 2: be rigged anyway, but I'm going to be running and
Speaker 2: they're like, okay, Dickhead.
Speaker 3: So cut to It's just like every response from the
Speaker 3: town I think can be summed up as Okay, Dickhead.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's going full pirate right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, full pirate. Truly, truly, truly, truly. So what is
Speaker 2: he running on? Deregulation less taxes and a very oddly
Speaker 2: specific gripe about regulations on outdoor seating at cafes. Which
Speaker 2: Dickhead owns a cafe in town? Yeah, this one.
Speaker 3: So the election just which Dickhead has two thumbs and
Speaker 3: owns a cafe in town.
Speaker 2: You get him with him one. So the election happened
Speaker 2: on Tuesday, and you'll never guess how the votes broke down.
Speaker 2: The incumbent mayor received over one thousand votes and Captain
Speaker 2: Asshat only got sixty.
Speaker 3: Two vote sixty two yeah, yeah, six compared to one thousand.
Speaker 2: This thing in this election that he made up.
Speaker 3: You're assuming someone with this much wealth would have been
Speaker 3: like had the resources to like get his friends out,
Speaker 3: like get people voting, you know, like had a little
Speaker 3: bit more follow through.
Speaker 2: And by the way, I.
Speaker 3: Do just want to because for some reason, when I
Speaker 3: first read this story this morning, I was like, this
Speaker 3: is a young man.
Speaker 2: This is you know, like young for one hundred millionaire.
Speaker 3: Like this is like somebody in there like forties, is
Speaker 3: what I was guessing at the latest, just like I
Speaker 3: don't know. Something about trying to take over your town
Speaker 3: and calling yourself captain Bootyhead strikes me as a young
Speaker 3: man's game. But to our earlier point about what what
Speaker 3: may be illing the ill that may be troubling America,
Speaker 3: he's sixty six. He's right square in the boomer demo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean he sees all this happening and he's like,
Speaker 2: I gotta get, I gotta get. I'm having that too.
Speaker 2: So he lost, he gets smashed. He'll get sixty two points,
Speaker 2: sixty two votes, and yet he persisted us. From the
Speaker 2: New York Times quote, mister Irlink was undaunted. I'm still
Speaker 2: the mayor, he said, adding that he wanted to meet
Speaker 2: with the governor to enforce his claim. As for the
Speaker 2: current administration, he said he will sue them for three
Speaker 2: hundred and ninety million dollars for impeding his business opportunities.
Speaker 2: Speaking with an authority that only he recognized. He said,
Speaker 2: I plan on taking their homes. I mean again the
Speaker 2: pirate energy. Yeah yeah, truly, truly, truly gone to his head. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Hey, we've all been there when they goes to your head. Yeah,
Speaker 3: this is I could see this being a successful rebrand
Speaker 3: for baby boomers as like we're actually pirates.
Speaker 2: Like what about that? That could be fun.
Speaker 3: We're not just like yeah, ruining the world with greenhouse
Speaker 3: emissions and like hoarding all the wealth. We're we're doing
Speaker 3: that stuff because we're dang pirates.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, man, we don't we don't care. Man. Or
Speaker 2: or it goes like back to old internet ship and
Speaker 2: they splinter off. There's either pirates or ninjas pirates v
Speaker 2: ninja Yeah yeah, which which boomery, I'm a ninja and
Speaker 2: I'm a pirate. Okay, guys, we're all fucked either. That's right.
Speaker 3: Uh. Well, hopefully we never hear from this person ever again.
Speaker 3: But I have a sinking feeling, uh you know, a
Speaker 3: one hundred millionaire check.
Speaker 2: Just I like that.
Speaker 1: The headline said Seaside Coup. Like that that sounds like
Speaker 1: a band or something like Seaside Coup.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean it's kind of poetic and.
Speaker 3: Also what he would hope it would be called, you know,
Speaker 3: I'm doing a seaside coup.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he uh, you know, him being one hundred millionaire, him.
Speaker 3: Just lobbing massive fake lawsuits at people. Those do seem
Speaker 3: to be kind of the way that people stay in
Speaker 3: the news and get ahead at this point.
Speaker 2: And what's a mimicry, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 2: they just see how other assholes with similar intentions are
Speaker 2: manipulating the system, and they're like, oh, yeah, but they
Speaker 2: but this guy did in the most inelligate, Like there's
Speaker 2: an elegant way to do that, but the most fucked
Speaker 2: up stupid Asswe.
Speaker 1: Chainsaw with them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly exactly. You should have done that a
Speaker 2: couple hits aketamine ful, you know what I mean, just
Speaker 2: to take the edge off before you go waving around
Speaker 2: an empty Manila envelope saying you have eighteen hundred signatures
Speaker 2: that make you the new mayor. But it's funny because
Speaker 2: the incumbent mayor pointed out, it's like, dude, this guy's
Speaker 2: whole thing is that he's trying to dissolve the village. Also,
Speaker 2: but if there's no fucking village, then there's nothing to
Speaker 2: be fucking mayor of right, Like de Mayor's like, I
Speaker 2: don't know, man, this guy's just a fucking I don't know, bootyhead.
Speaker 2: Do your fucking worse, get your sixty two votes and
Speaker 2: you're out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like it fails to have any grounding legally and
Speaker 3: also as a logic puzzle. That doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: It's so sad to see what people do when they
Speaker 1: get money. It's like, you would think you could be
Speaker 1: more proactive and creative with it. It's really pathetic what
Speaker 1: people choose to do when they've made that much money.
Speaker 1: It's like, you know what a waste.
Speaker 2: Well, it's like I think it gets to a point
Speaker 2: where you're like, oh, I get that money, and then
Speaker 2: my money allows me to make more money. But that's
Speaker 2: the only thing I'm interested in now. Or in this case,
Speaker 2: like so many people, they try and enter politics purely
Speaker 2: for how it's gonna benefit their own business directly. It's
Speaker 2: like oh yeah, Like Rick Caruso, like running for mayor
Speaker 2: of LA He's like, I'm just trying to fully get
Speaker 2: my hands in as like the real estate fucking king
Speaker 2: of this area and being mayor helps a lot business
Speaker 2: and yeah, it's just a similar model we see all
Speaker 2: over all over the country.
Speaker 3: It's almost like there's a good argument to be made
Speaker 3: for not allowing people to have over like ten million
Speaker 3: dollars and like everything after that just gets taxed at
Speaker 3: one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you.
Speaker 3: Know almost like it's just everything past that. It just
Speaker 3: breaks your brain.
Speaker 2: Almost, Like that was the sixties, right where we had
Speaker 2: actual progressive.
Speaker 3: Wealth, progressive tax. Yeah, taxation on wealth, on wealth. That's
Speaker 3: I'm pretty good at this politic. Yeah, stuff politic. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: let's let's talk Tesla. Yeah, because we're worried over here.
Speaker 3: I don't know about you, Kristen, but we're worried that
Speaker 3: we're worried that.
Speaker 2: The stock price might go back up because it's going on. Yeah, real,
Speaker 2: real hard times for fucking Elon right now. That's the traits.
Speaker 2: I think it's the transparent corruption of this current regime.
Speaker 2: That's like it's as it's sadly, it's as funny as
Speaker 2: it is horrifying. And like, you know, the last few
Speaker 2: weeks have been just a full on Tesla rehabilitation campaign
Speaker 2: from like the right wing media. I think the most
Speaker 2: I think the biggest defense now is trying to say
Speaker 2: that anyone who likes to like finger paint on a
Speaker 2: Tesla or burn it or whatever it is, or like
Speaker 2: do stuff against Tesla, that's domestic terrorism, okay, to a
Speaker 2: capital offense, and we're gonna investigate it as such. And
Speaker 2: Hannity like last night or on Wednesday night, like it's
Speaker 2: at the point now where Hannity is trying to beg
Speaker 2: Bob Eiger to fire Jimmy Kimmel for making fun of
Speaker 2: Tesla like on air, yes, oh, we play this whole
Speaker 2: clip like this is this is him reacting to Jimmy
Speaker 2: Kimmel like just saying something about Elon Musk and looked
Speaker 2: at how pissed fucking Hannity is and like how he's like,
Speaker 2: I know how to I'm gonna cancel this guy. Watch this.
Speaker 2: He's been making the rounds in the right wing media.
Speaker 2: Try to here to be a human being? Is that
Speaker 2: supposed to be clever? Now?
Speaker 5: Jimmy Kimmels show is owned and run by ABC Disney,
Speaker 5: and Disney's run by a guy by the name.
Speaker 2: Of Bob Iger.
Speaker 5: Bob, are you okay with this seeming glorification of violence?
Speaker 5: Is this the inclusive woke DEI the ABC Disney brand. Now,
Speaker 5: think about it. Jimmy, you know, he sobs, he weeps
Speaker 5: when an election doesn't go his way. He demands compassion
Speaker 5: if he's having problems in his personal life. But yet
Speaker 5: ABC Disney Bob Iger allow a host, in my opinion,
Speaker 5: to be celebrating what has been happening to Tesla against
Speaker 5: regular Americans that drive Tesla's making jokes about it all.
Speaker 5: Bob Iger, you're the CEO of Disney. Are you proud
Speaker 5: of this? Jimmy Kimmel is an unhinged loser.
Speaker 3: Wait, so the thing he's reacting to is like Jimmy
Speaker 3: Kimbo was like, it's funny that Tesla's like stock prices
Speaker 3: going down and that people are like damaging Tesla's.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was doing jokes just around the state of
Speaker 2: Tesla and like that latt like you know, the clip
Speaker 2: starts with how he sort of like ended it about
Speaker 2: how he's also trying to walk around pretading like he's
Speaker 2: a human being. That's I like, how he really went
Speaker 2: to Nero and supposed to be clever. Yeah, okay, that is.
Speaker 3: The that is the favored catchphrase of bullies. Was that
Speaker 3: supposed to be clever, clever, Oh you're funny, how.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So now he's saying Kimmel is on cancelation watch,
Speaker 2: so he better yeah yeah yeah yeah So.
Speaker 3: I mean, I mean totally wouldn't surprise me. Like it
Speaker 3: feels like all the all the billionaires are like kind of.
Speaker 2: In it together here. Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah, and
Speaker 2: their skin is thinner than ever. Oh yeah. But even
Speaker 2: like more pathetic was the Commerce Secretary, Howard Lutnik. He
Speaker 2: went on Fox and basically begged viewers to buy Tesla stock.
Speaker 2: The fucking commerce secretary, a cabinet member, is hilling telling
Speaker 2: people to buy stock of fucking Tesla on Fox, like
Speaker 2: and doing it fucking seriously. And I think one thing
Speaker 2: to realize too, because this sort of feeds into what
Speaker 2: he says when I play the clip. A huge part
Speaker 2: of like Tesla's like obscene overvaluation is getting investors to
Speaker 2: completely ignore that the cars fucking suck and look like
Speaker 2: shit and stink like shit and will get you thumbs
Speaker 2: downs wherever you go. It's the perceived value in owning
Speaker 2: Tesla stock is that there are more than their shit cars.
Speaker 2: It's that they're actually going to make all this other
Speaker 2: futuristic shit like rollboses and taxi.
Speaker 3: Robot bartender dude, Yeah no, robot bartender had boy hat
Speaker 3: on dogs.
Speaker 2: So please just ignore, just ignore the shitty cars, will you,
Speaker 2: and just focus on the promise of a future that
Speaker 2: has never come to pass and never fucking will. So
Speaker 2: this is where Howard Lutnik makes of just a fantastic,
Speaker 2: fantastic sales pitch.
Speaker 3: Again an employee of Tesla, and if he were an
Speaker 3: employee of Tesla, there would be a massive like problem
Speaker 3: because yeah, of conflict of interest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, here's here's Howard given the pitch on Jesse Waters show.
Speaker 4: I think, if you want to learn something on this
Speaker 4: show tonight by Tesla, it's unbelievable that this guy stock
Speaker 4: is this cheap. It'll never be this cheap again. When
Speaker 4: people understand the things he's building, the robots he's building,
Speaker 4: the technology he's building, people are going to.
Speaker 2: Be You just can't understand it.
Speaker 4: And Jesse Waters and thinking, gosh, I should have bought
Speaker 4: Elon Musk's stock. I mean, who wouldn't invest in Elon Musk?
Speaker 2: You gotta be kidding. Wow.
Speaker 3: By the way that Kyron says Democrats want to destroy
Speaker 3: Musk I feel like this is the very best thing
Speaker 3: that has happened to Democrats in the past like eight years,
Speaker 3: is them being like associated with wanting to destroy Elon Musk, Like.
Speaker 2: That's oh even passively, It's like, yeah they are not
Speaker 2: these are normal party is not actually doing that, But
Speaker 2: like I think that is going to become increasingly popular.
Speaker 2: I mean, this guy's got robots coming out. Oh cool, fuck,
Speaker 2: what are you talking? What's where's the fucking appeal in
Speaker 2: a robot to people who can't even fucking afford food?
Speaker 2: Do you think they're like, Oh, fay, it's just the one.
Speaker 2: The fucking When I can buy that Tesla robot, I'll
Speaker 2: completely solve all of my life's problems. I mean, like
Speaker 2: unless you get unless they're gonna fight alongside this and
Speaker 2: like the proletarian revolution, bro miss me with these robots,
Speaker 2: like they're fucking jus So, like.
Speaker 1: The Tesla's around here in Chicago when it gets really cold,
Speaker 1: they stop working, like literally.
Speaker 2: But you need them to work the cold.
Speaker 3: Come on, come on, what are you asking for here?
Speaker 2: You want the car to functioning just to go? I
Speaker 2: remember that last there were all those stories of people
Speaker 2: like where they're like charging door like wouldn't open because
Speaker 2: it would freeze over or just like all the other shit. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean, look, it's a variable.
Speaker 1: Stops working and when it's like minus twenty out, you
Speaker 1: can't even if you're at the saying it won't charge. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So people were like leaving their car at the mall
Speaker 1: and ubering home and then it was like hope, waiting
Speaker 1: for the weather to warm up to go get your car.
Speaker 1: It's like, right, I mean, what do you do if
Speaker 1: you're like one hundred miles away from home or like yeah.
Speaker 2: Some like nineteenth century century like yeoman farmer. Shit, We're
Speaker 2: like I need my frozen stock to thaw in the
Speaker 2: spring and then I ll access it. It'll be fantastic,
Speaker 2: Like what the fuck is saying? And the other thing
Speaker 2: is right after that shit, stock went down like no,
Speaker 2: that didn't work, didn't do shit. Man, It's just like
Speaker 2: you can't stop the fucking bleed. And even like a
Speaker 2: lot of people have pointed like some of the people
Speaker 2: were the biggest, like you know, evangelists for Tesla Stock
Speaker 2: are now like saying like, bro, this shit is a crisis,
Speaker 2: and like they're doing for like and you guys know,
Speaker 2: I've all always been saying. I've always been a firm believer,
Speaker 2: but they need to fucking do something about this ship
Speaker 2: in the boardroom. It is a crisis. So the wobbling
Speaker 2: continues and also turns out as of this recording side,
Speaker 2: the cyber truck is now facing its eighth fucking recall
Speaker 2: another one. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Looking too cool, right, I feel like that's what it's
Speaker 3: just they look too.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no no no. The vehicle trim just
Speaker 2: fucking blows off the car because uh they're fucking glued on.
Speaker 3: Oh right, right right, yep, yep? What body panels just
Speaker 3: fly the fuck off?
Speaker 2: Yep, yep, yep. So hey, and is that a defense response?
Speaker 3: Is that like when you see those videos and they're
Speaker 3: like that animal is actually doing that because he's uncomfortable in.
Speaker 2: Scared, right, like a cyber truck.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the cyber trucks gets scared and all the panels
Speaker 3: off like somebody the opposite direction.
Speaker 2: Some double oh seven ship, like it sheds the panel
Speaker 2: so the car chasing you, it punctures the tires and
Speaker 2: causes them to get a fucking wreck.
Speaker 1: And then are like when you grab a lizard's tail
Speaker 1: and it just.
Speaker 3: Lets somebody gives your cyber truck the finger and it
Speaker 3: just like the panels burst off. Oh yeah, you think
Speaker 3: it's looks stupid, Well now it's a difference this ship.
Speaker 2: The panels off not in fear, because I'm very confident.
Speaker 2: I think the most aggressive call to action came from
Speaker 2: Marjorie Taylor Green's boyfriend, who's like a non journalist but
Speaker 2: pretends to be a journalist. He said, they're just.
Speaker 1: Getting late at all that I don't understand.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you saw this man, they are a
Speaker 2: match made in hell, so God bless them. I mean,
Speaker 2: they found love in a wherever the fuck they're from.
Speaker 2: But this guy said, there needs to be fucking He
Speaker 2: said this Kyle rittenhouse style security at dealerships. That was
Speaker 2: his call to action was vigil people, yes yes, yes,
Speaker 2: cross state lines to shoot Black Lives Matter posters protesters.
Speaker 3: And his defense was not like I should have done that, yeah,
Speaker 3: but more like I didn't know I couldn't do that.
Speaker 2: He then kind of tried to clean that up where
Speaker 2: he was like he's like like as I think they're
Speaker 2: like he's like higher armed security companies. But then he
Speaker 2: said the stupid things like if I owned a dealership,
Speaker 2: I would probably be hiring these people. Also, shithead, Tesla
Speaker 2: doesn't have like fucking franchise dealerships like Chevy or Ford.
Speaker 2: They're all direct to consumers. So like, tell that to Elon, Like,
Speaker 2: it's not like some guys like, yeah, come on down
Speaker 2: to Worthington Tesla. It's like, no, that isn't a fucking thing.
Speaker 2: I think the I think the government.
Speaker 3: I think our tax dollarship pay for an army that
Speaker 3: defends Tesla dealerships.
Speaker 2: Christen, you saw that shit in Chicago when all those
Speaker 2: cops are outside the Tesla dealership last week. I mean
Speaker 2: they practically are at this point. So good you don't, yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 1: The infomercial on the at the White House for Tesla.
Speaker 1: I mean it's just so so bizarre. I feel like
Speaker 1: the more they push, the more people will rebel against it.
Speaker 1: I think there's gonna be his core cult following that
Speaker 1: won't ever admit any wrongdoing. But then the moderates and
Speaker 1: the people that are just half stupid will finally get it.
Speaker 1: I think, the more ridiculous, I hope. But then I've
Speaker 1: said that for ten years now. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think the only the only real radicalizing
Speaker 2: force in all of this is when people's well beings
Speaker 2: are truly threatened by all of these things. They're if
Speaker 2: you're too if you're insulated, and you're not really experiencing
Speaker 2: like the chaos of what this administration is doing. It's
Speaker 2: one thing, but like when you count on things like
Speaker 2: social safety nets and things like that, or snap programs,
Speaker 2: I don't know, but again that's what I was to say,
Speaker 2: But I don't fucking know. They'll probably just pivot to
Speaker 2: blaming fucking brown people again and then just do the
Speaker 2: shit over and over and over again until everyone's fucking
Speaker 2: living in a cyber truck instead of a home.
Speaker 3: I think it's a combination of being self interested and
Speaker 3: seeing all those people getting fired and for some reason,
Speaker 3: and again we haven't we're trying to like find some
Speaker 3: deeper research on this, but for some reason, people seem
Speaker 3: to have a negative response to somebody doing an aggressive
Speaker 3: Nazi salute in front of.
Speaker 2: The country twice. It's because that's a lot of cultural
Speaker 2: momentum you're trying to blunt, Like when yeah, he was
Speaker 2: the biggest high of this country, and after the forties,
Speaker 2: was we beat the Nazis and yeah, there's the Russians,
Speaker 2: but you know what I mean, like that whole sort
Speaker 2: of feeling of like that's what I'm fucking the Nazis up.
Speaker 2: And now they're trying to be like, no, Nazis are great.
Speaker 2: We fucking love that. That shit is cool. That's America.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: That was his like John Lennon being like, in many ways,
Speaker 3: we're bigger than Jesus, you know, Like that was him
Speaker 3: just being like he I got the president elected, I'm
Speaker 3: about to be the CEO of the country.
Speaker 2: I can do this.
Speaker 3: I can let them know how I actually feel. And
Speaker 3: it was like not all the way, yeah, not all
Speaker 3: the way. You can't go fool Nazi.
Speaker 2: That's the one thing I feel like that isn't like that.
Speaker 2: I'm not even if it's a benefit, but it's like
Speaker 2: blunting the just crazy forward momentum is that they don't
Speaker 2: know how to read the room at all because they
Speaker 2: are so disconnected, like they're around other people who agree
Speaker 2: with them, and then like, who wouldn't think Elon Musk
Speaker 2: is the coolest? Who wouldn't think Kanye West is the coolest?
Speaker 2: Like the I remember like the Republican judiciary. Like maybe
Speaker 2: two years ago they were posting Trump Kanye Elon. That's
Speaker 2: it like as if these are the coolest people and
Speaker 2: they have no idea that everyone's like sick of the
Speaker 2: disgusted by these fucking people. Yeah, it's so.
Speaker 1: Elon has never been cool a day in his life.
Speaker 1: And it's so pathetic that you could be that quote
Speaker 1: successful money wise and be such a fucking failure at life.
Speaker 1: It's like and now he's failed so hard at life
Speaker 1: that he's he's bringing us all down with him into
Speaker 1: his failure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what is That is what's.
Speaker 1: The royal fuck up his life.
Speaker 2: His pursuit of trying to stay on top of like
Speaker 2: the wealth chain, like the wealth ladder has brought brought
Speaker 2: this entire country in a fucking just irredeemable direction.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and it's it's also like ruined his life,
Speaker 1: Like his life sucks, you know, like he could be
Speaker 1: like on a yacht doing whatever he wants, and this
Speaker 1: is what he chose to do with his life is
Speaker 1: like get the world to hate him, ruin the country,
Speaker 1: you know, Oh kick up not see, like I mean,
Speaker 1: what a royal fuck up he is And it's just
Speaker 1: it's it would be hilarious if it was not hurtful
Speaker 1: to so many people, but it's just it's pathetic really,
Speaker 1: you know. Anyway, take a break, Well.
Speaker 2: Let's take it quickly.
Speaker 3: Well put, let's take a quick break and we'll be
Speaker 3: right back.
Speaker 2: And we're back, and we're back. Maybe i' back's.
Speaker 3: Let's talk about something that's not politics. Let's talk about
Speaker 3: But Netflix has another good idea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh god, wow.
Speaker 3: So they already took Squid Game like hit show, like great,
Speaker 3: you know, paid very little for it to be made.
Speaker 3: It's a tale about the evils of capitalism, and we're like,
Speaker 3: well if we turn that into like a meek grinder
Speaker 3: reality show where like people do a horrifying shift for
Speaker 3: to win the money and we just like treated the
Speaker 3: contestants like shit. And apparently they are doubling down on
Speaker 3: that idea of like very precarious fictional stories that are
Speaker 3: basically like morality tales and and being like, yeah, we're
Speaker 3: gonna just we're gonna do the scary, weird shit is
Speaker 3: part of this reality show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just such an escalation on the IP addiction
Speaker 2: that Hollywood has.
Speaker 4: Ye.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like they can't come up with a single they
Speaker 2: or not, they can't come up They don't empower the
Speaker 2: people who have so many fucking original ideas because they're
Speaker 2: just so they're only interested in this like formula formulate
Speaker 2: way of making shit for the platform that now they're
Speaker 2: just like, Okay, we have IP. Now the next way
Speaker 2: to exploit that is to make that a game show,
Speaker 2: Like what the fuck? Man? Like, no one needs that shit,
Speaker 2: But I guess some of their data must show that
Speaker 2: they think that's gonna work. Did you watch this quid
Speaker 2: game one? I didn't watch the thing.
Speaker 3: I just you know, we covered the fact that contestants
Speaker 3: were like, we were mistreated. This was a terrible experience.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was fucking not good at all. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well so they're like, what if we took that and
Speaker 3: applied it to children.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know if they'll actually have children. I don't
Speaker 3: know if they're gonna keep it real like that.
Speaker 2: But no, they must be. They are. They do have
Speaker 2: to be.
Speaker 3: They're turning Charlie and the Chocolate Factory into a reality
Speaker 3: show called The Golden Ticket and Netflix competition.
Speaker 2: Series What do you Do You sleep in a cramped bedroom?
Speaker 3: As your entire extended family for the whole a couple
Speaker 3: of years.
Speaker 1: To qualify, your mother has to do hand laundry for yeah,
Speaker 1: watching watch laundry by hand for like ten years. And
Speaker 1: imagine how that bed smelled.
Speaker 2: I mean really, Oh, Jesus Jesus Christ and so good. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're saying bad. We were saying bad. That's like what
Speaker 2: I can't even I never even fucking thought to even.
Speaker 1: Me neither right now, And I'm horrified myself.
Speaker 3: But that's actually a really good, cracked article like we
Speaker 3: should have written. Is like fictional scenes that probably smelled
Speaker 3: the worst.
Speaker 1: We should article or bed or something. Yeah, really yeah,
Speaker 1: like the box and seven, the.
Speaker 3: Box and seven. You know what's in the box. It
Speaker 3: smells like fucking ship Brad Pitt, come on, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: the box and seven.
Speaker 2: You know the box and seven Charlie Willy Wonka bed,
Speaker 2: Grandpa Joe's bed. You have four elderly people in that bed? Yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah too, Like, oh man, all right, well, Charlie, I'm
Speaker 2: sure you had I mean maybe that's yeah, damn you
Speaker 2: think you know they're smashing in that bed?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Bad. They don't know when it's dark, they don't care
Speaker 1: who it is it's wild that's the polly yeah cube
Speaker 1: or whatever.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that's why Charlie's out of the house all
Speaker 2: the time. He's like, I don't know if be around
Speaker 2: this ship man like.
Speaker 1: Chocolate to get the memories out what he heard.
Speaker 3: No, anyway, I think of other scenes that would have
Speaker 3: smelled bad. I feel like Rockies apartment in the first
Speaker 3: Rocky movie, Like.
Speaker 2: He has a lot of pets, you know, m HMA's apartment.
Speaker 3: The movie seven in general probably had like five different
Speaker 3: locations qualify for this.
Speaker 2: Remember the scene because he had all them air fresheners
Speaker 2: dangling from the ceiling.
Speaker 1: That was gluttony. That was gluttony.
Speaker 3: Buttony Yeah, yeah, because he was eating He's so but
Speaker 3: I think he lost anglettony. Both were locations, yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: all right, well anyways, uh just like damn damn man.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 3: The Golden Ticket will reportedly combine elements of strategy, adventure,
Speaker 3: sure sleeping with your grandparents, and social dynamics as contestants
Speaker 3: seek to gain entry to a retro futuristic chocolate factory
Speaker 3: be a Golden Ticket, and then they have to go
Speaker 3: inside the factory, which, as we all know, is you know,
Speaker 3: it's essentially a prequel to the Saw movies like the
Speaker 3: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate or Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Speaker 2: But do you watch did you watch Charlie Chocolate Factory?
Speaker 4: Me?
Speaker 2: Like, this is like fucking uh, you know, what's that
Speaker 2: game or what's that movie you just talking about? Saw?
Speaker 2: Like like like it was some kind of thriller because
Speaker 2: it feels like they're trying to kind of say that,
Speaker 2: like at its core, Willy Wonka is so fucking tumultuous.
Speaker 2: Who wouldn't want to get in on that version of
Speaker 2: the story? And I'm like, is that is that? Is
Speaker 2: that actually what the appeal is versus just like the
Speaker 2: wacky shit that you see. I don't know, maybe that's
Speaker 2: I'm completely missed the point of Willy Wonker. I think
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to eat.
Speaker 1: Now as an adult, I think the take on it
Speaker 1: is like, oh, looking back, that's so fucked up. All
Speaker 1: those kids died and got hurt. But I think when
Speaker 1: I was watching it as a kid, it was like
Speaker 1: lighthearted and like I assume all the kids lived and
Speaker 1: were fine, you.
Speaker 2: Know, yeah, And you're kind of like Willie Walker is
Speaker 2: kind of a dickhead. Yeah to his problem is.
Speaker 1: Really like who wants that big weird building anyways?
Speaker 3: Liked, Yeah, a lot of a lot of international crimes
Speaker 3: have like are falling coming down on your head once
Speaker 3: you take over the the Hague is going to come
Speaker 3: calling about what he did with the Oompa lumpas and
Speaker 3: the chocolate industry is not great, noop. Yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 3: this is the first roll doll project that Netflix has
Speaker 3: made after spending over five hundred million dollars for the
Speaker 3: rights to his books in twenty twenty one.
Speaker 2: And yeah, is this the wait, this is the first
Speaker 2: thing to come out of that half billion dollars half a.
Speaker 3: Billion dollars, and all they have to show for it
Speaker 3: is the concept of a reality show.
Speaker 1: Chrasty horrible.
Speaker 3: I wonder, I wonder if they are using like scams
Speaker 3: to be like, okay, well, this clearly is expressing a
Speaker 3: unrequited like love from from the consumer. Because we we
Speaker 3: talked about how last year, like one of our favorite
Speaker 3: stories was this fake Willy Wonka experience where like they
Speaker 3: promised that people would get to visit like an amazing
Speaker 3: Willy Wonka Wonderland of Chocolate and uh and then they
Speaker 3: went and it just looked like a drug den.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I wonder if that was like in Germany or something like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Glasgow, Glasgow, Glasgow. I pronounced it correctly this time.
Speaker 2: There you go, There you go. You'll have Scottish zigin
Speaker 2: coming for you. That's right.
Speaker 3: So we're we're not sure if the Unknown will be
Speaker 3: a character in the new show, but you know, the
Speaker 3: Unknown was the evil mirror masked yeah, antagonist of the
Speaker 3: of the scam Willy Wonka experience.
Speaker 2: Like if they announced it now, right, it's like they
Speaker 2: could have been like, oh, yeah, y'all were fucking with
Speaker 2: that Shalo may thing that nobody was fucking with that
Speaker 2: person really walking, nobody checking, here's our show. But it
Speaker 2: almost does feel like this is in response to the scam.
Speaker 3: Version, to be like maybe that's kind of maybe that's
Speaker 3: what we should be doingbe that's the hook. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: totally assumed that Wonka Shalome version was part of that
Speaker 3: Netflix deal. The fact that it's not.
Speaker 2: Is just I don't, I don't know how they're how
Speaker 2: they're spending their money over there.
Speaker 1: Because it wasn't that since twenty twenty one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it was.
Speaker 3: I don't I don't know what they Maybe it was
Speaker 3: like they had it carved out because it was already
Speaker 3: in production at that time. Oh yeah, yeah, that is
Speaker 3: really just so funny. I don't know how whatever. Man
Speaker 3: credit to the the roll Doll family. Keep keep fucking
Speaker 3: stacking those chips. I guess they're rolling in cash. M
Speaker 3: You're welcome, well, Chris, and it's been such a pleasure
Speaker 3: having you on the dailies. I just will have to
Speaker 3: have you back to just do an episode solely focused
Speaker 3: on the worst smelling fictional locations.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 3: Until then, where can people find you? Follow you all
Speaker 3: that good stuff?
Speaker 1: Well, you can find me on Instagram at Kristen Toomey,
Speaker 1: and I post my dates on my link tree because
Speaker 1: I don't have a website in my bio and I've
Speaker 1: got a Don't Tell Comedy special coming out soon that
Speaker 1: I just recorded in New York, so that should be
Speaker 1: coming out, so look for that. And thank you guys
Speaker 1: so much. This is so fun. I'm going to have
Speaker 1: to thank Chris for having recommended me, and yeah, thank
Speaker 1: you so much.
Speaker 3: Don't you know it was mainly us, all right, Chris,
Speaker 3: I just mentioned you, but it was mainly used. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it took us to recognize a good recommendation, So well,
Speaker 3: thank you, Yes, awesome. Is there a work of media
Speaker 3: that you've been in.
Speaker 1: Well, this is kind of a perennial favorite of mine,
Speaker 1: but I feel like it's always worth revisiting if especially
Speaker 1: if you're having a bad day. So, like in nineteen
Speaker 1: ninety two, Bernie Mack did the Deaf Comedy Jam and
Speaker 1: it's like a five minute clip and it's probably the
Speaker 1: best five minutes of stand up ever recorded in my opinion.
Speaker 1: They took he was it was like a very rowdy crowd. Okay,
Speaker 1: there was this during like there was a lot of
Speaker 1: gang issues happening, and the audience was at like they
Speaker 1: were ready to riot in the room, and historically this
Speaker 1: is the story. And they were very rowdy. They weren't,
Speaker 1: you know, giving it up for the comedians. And he
Speaker 1: came out and this is his famous I ain't scared you,
Speaker 1: motherfucker's bay. I don't know if you've seen it, but
Speaker 1: he completely flips the room and to the in five minutes.
Speaker 1: They're ready to give him a standing ovation. I think
Speaker 1: they did. And it's just such a mastery of the
Speaker 1: art form of just not giving a fuck. It's so
Speaker 1: Chicago to be able to do that, it's just you know,
Speaker 1: like Bernie Mac used to do stand up on the
Speaker 1: L on the Red Line where people are afraid to
Speaker 1: go on the L, and that's where he would practice.
Speaker 1: He would just get on there and just start doing
Speaker 1: stand up. And so of course if you start off
Speaker 1: doing that, then you can walk into like any room.
Speaker 1: And he really wasn't scared of you motherfuckers, you know,
Speaker 1: because he had trained like running underwater on the L
Speaker 1: And it's just a beautiful to see him just not
Speaker 1: only survive that, but just turn it into I mean,
Speaker 1: it's still funny to this day when I watch it.
Speaker 1: I've seen it and it's still so funny. And yeah,
Speaker 1: so that would be my recommendation. If you've not seen that,
Speaker 1: you should watch it and just watch have that confidence
Speaker 1: transferred to you.
Speaker 2: Yea, and his outfit that's when he had like his
Speaker 2: like fucking air b shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like wearing cross colored.
Speaker 2: Yeah, his own faces on his jeans is like the
Speaker 2: best plot that said. It really is amazing because like
Speaker 2: that crowd control is it's like some wizardry shit. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because I've definitely seen like things a Bill Bellamy was
Speaker 2: talking about that set, and yeah, the way he comes
Speaker 2: out and everyone's like, oh shit, it's it's yeah, it's
Speaker 2: It's definitely like one of those must must see moments
Speaker 2: for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Beautiful. It's beautiful every time.
Speaker 3: So great recommendation. Miles, is there a workid media you've
Speaker 3: been enjoying? Where can people find you?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, find me everywhere at Miles of Gray,
Speaker 2: Find Jack and I on the Basketball podcast Miles and
Speaker 2: Jack got mad maps. Just find me talking about ninety
Speaker 2: day Fiance on four to twenty day Fiance with Sophia
Speaker 2: Alexandra A. Leasky. I like is from at Lauren dot
Speaker 2: Rotating Sandwiches dot com on be sky is when an
Speaker 2: American electronic appliance chirps at me, I did not invite
Speaker 2: you to speak. I despise you. I wish to destroy you.
Speaker 2: When a Japanese appliance chirps at me, you are my
Speaker 2: little friend. You are my companion in the journey of life.
Speaker 2: Which is so funny because I was doing this exact
Speaker 2: shit happened to me yesterday. My rice cooker went be
Speaker 2: like you just twinkled twinkle a little star, and then
Speaker 2: like the refrigerator door opened like the open door chirps
Speaker 2: like eh, and I was like this mother, just shut
Speaker 2: the fuck up. But yeah felt that. Thank you, Lauren
Speaker 2: for that wonderful submission on Blue Sky not even a submission,
Speaker 2: thank you for putting that on Blue Sky all right.
Speaker 3: You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O
Speaker 3: Brian and on Blue Sky at jack Obie.
Speaker 2: The number one.
Speaker 3: Work Maydia I've been enjoying was from Diana at rl
Speaker 3: y com. Really calm tweeted just seeing what QAnon is
Speaker 3: up to. And then it's a series of screen caps
Speaker 3: of people reveal hashtag McCauley Culkin is, hashtag kid rock
Speaker 3: is alive. McCauley Culkin is kid rock. When he hung
Speaker 3: out with Michael Jackson, he got taught how to sing
Speaker 3: and dance. Michael still helps him to this day. It's
Speaker 3: always been hashtag kid rock. And then just the responses
Speaker 3: to this thread, same nose, that's for sure, blue eyes
Speaker 3: is another person. And then someone's like I am like
Speaker 3: huh what wow? Never ever considered this one so many surprises,
Speaker 3: Thanks for the valuable intel gives me hope?
Speaker 2: Why does that give you so bad? I remember when
Speaker 2: they were saying that herschel Walker was Mike Vick. Oh Jesus,
Speaker 2: They're like it was the most racist, weird shit, like
Speaker 2: racist slash ignorant of football shit I'd ever read. I
Speaker 2: was like, what the fuck are these people?
Speaker 3: Sometimes their ignorance isn't racist. They can be ignorant about McCauley,
Speaker 3: about blonde.
Speaker 2: Blue eyed people. Is there it is the blue eyes.
Speaker 3: Nobody came over and said how old and tall is
Speaker 3: mcaulay culkin and Kid Rock. McCauley Culkin is forty four
Speaker 3: years old and is five foot seven. Kid Rock is
Speaker 3: fifty four years old and six feet and the original
Speaker 3: poster came back and said, don't believe everything you asked
Speaker 3: these sites. They are programmed what to say about people
Speaker 3: and things. Nothing is real. It passes me off that
Speaker 3: we all have been lied to our whole lives. Actors
Speaker 3: and music artists play several roles. I know it's hard
Speaker 3: to believe.
Speaker 2: But it's true. Jesus Christ. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then somebody said, then who was that the Oscars?
Speaker 2: Was that? Is that it was McCauley Culkin at the
Speaker 2: Oscars for no reason? His brother?
Speaker 3: Well maybe maybe, yeah, maybe that's their confusion. They don't
Speaker 3: know what anyone wants to.
Speaker 2: Same.
Speaker 3: Somebody responded, then who was at the Oscars and Fuzzy
Speaker 3: at Fuzzy but twenty five to ninety one all dead
Speaker 3: in quotes actors with masks on one hundred percent emoji.
Speaker 2: So guys, just come out to LA. You'll realize it's
Speaker 2: it's it's even sadder than you think. And it's not
Speaker 2: a bunch of ghosts with masks on.
Speaker 3: All I'm saying is real eyes, realize, real realize.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean. That is true.
Speaker 3: But you gotta shout out to QAnon still out here
Speaker 3: doing doing the Lord's work. You can find us on
Speaker 3: Twitter and Blue Sky at Daily Zeitgeist. We're at the
Speaker 3: Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram. You can go to the description
Speaker 3: of this episode wherever you're listening to it, and you
Speaker 3: can find links to all of the information that we.
Speaker 2: Talked about in today's episodes.
Speaker 3: You can find a link to that Bernie mac stand upset,
Speaker 3: you can find a link to the tweets that we
Speaker 3: recommended uh, and you can find a link to the
Speaker 3: song that we think you might enjoy.
Speaker 2: In the footnotes.
Speaker 3: Miles, is there a song that you think people might enjoy?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, Yes, this is a track from Night Tapes.
Speaker 2: It's called Humans. Just a great you know, like psych pop,
Speaker 2: like dream pop kind of band. Just really nice Friday
Speaker 2: night like vibes, you know, as you as you line
Speaker 2: down from a week or just get your week started.
Speaker 2: I don't know how you get down, but this is
Speaker 2: a great one, Humans by Night Tapes.
Speaker 3: Wow, I'm a big fan of all of the words
Speaker 3: you use to describe that.
Speaker 2: And also humans, I think we're pretty neat. Yeah, turned
Speaker 2: all right.
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Speaker 2: That's gonna do it for us this week. That was
Speaker 2: the finale. Yeah, and we nailed it.
Speaker 3: Yeah back on Monday to tell you what was trending
Speaker 3: over the weekend. We also have a best of the
Speaker 3: Week episode that drops tomorrow and you can go check
Speaker 3: those out. Otherwise, we'll talk to y'all on Monday.
Speaker 2: YI, what best smell Like?