1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:02,640 Speaker 1: You've got to be freaking kidding me. It's one more thing. 2 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:09,239 Speaker 1: I'm strong Andy, one more thing before I get to 3 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:13,200 Speaker 1: the you got to be freaking kidding me. I have 4 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:18,680 Speaker 1: a mole who works in government who regularly texts me 5 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:22,360 Speaker 1: things that get set at meetings. It's just unbelievable. 6 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:24,440 Speaker 2: Oh all bet uh. 7 00:00:25,239 --> 00:00:26,520 Speaker 1: But I'll get to that in just a second. I 8 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:28,960 Speaker 1: mentioned this on the actual radio show, so I need 9 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:33,000 Speaker 1: to follow through the one time in my adult life 10 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:38,200 Speaker 1: when I nearly shared a bed with another man. Boy, 11 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:40,000 Speaker 1: I really need to set up onto this because it 12 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:43,800 Speaker 1: sounds like him. We got into the conversation about how 13 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:47,040 Speaker 1: women will share up a bed in a hotel room, 14 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:48,920 Speaker 1: like when they're on a girls strip, but guys don't. 15 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:51,279 Speaker 1: I would sleep in the bathtub with a pillow and 16 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,559 Speaker 1: you know, my jacket for a blanket. 17 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:54,720 Speaker 2: Before I would do that. 18 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:57,360 Speaker 1: But one time, cheeze, many years I was in college, 19 00:00:57,560 --> 00:01:02,360 Speaker 1: thank you, Glenn, and uh, we're in this house. It's 20 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:05,319 Speaker 1: like I don't know, six or eight of a sleeping anyway. 21 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:07,560 Speaker 1: I'm on the floor in this room, hardwood floor, and 22 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:10,839 Speaker 1: it's freezing in there. I mean, it is freezing in there. 23 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:14,279 Speaker 1: But I had chosen the floor anyway. Dude who's sleeping 24 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:17,039 Speaker 1: in the bed at some point says, like middle of 25 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:18,920 Speaker 1: the night, like you can sleep up here if you 26 00:01:18,959 --> 00:01:21,240 Speaker 1: want to, because it's so cold, And I thought, yeah, 27 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:21,720 Speaker 1: it is so. 28 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:22,760 Speaker 2: Cold, No big deal. 29 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:25,720 Speaker 1: I get up in bed. Twenty seconds later he grabs 30 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:30,479 Speaker 1: my crank. Come on, I'm not I'm not. 31 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:35,560 Speaker 3: Sing what happens. That's what you cross the manline. 32 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:38,200 Speaker 1: And I'm not saying this always happens. 33 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:42,280 Speaker 2: But you just call him Jesse Smollett. That is untowared. 34 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:48,200 Speaker 1: I'm not saying this always happens, just usually. But the 35 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:51,240 Speaker 1: one time in my adult male life I think that 36 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:54,680 Speaker 1: I ever even attempted sharon bed with somebody, he did. 37 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:58,840 Speaker 1: He made a move. Wow, drunken in the middle. 38 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:00,840 Speaker 2: Of the night. Okay, well no, under you would never. 39 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:03,560 Speaker 1: I crawled back down to the floor, never brought it up, 40 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:05,480 Speaker 1: never mentioned it to him. He never mentioned it to me. 41 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:06,200 Speaker 1: Just never. 42 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:07,600 Speaker 2: You never said it. 43 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:11,360 Speaker 1: Didn't thinking about it again, that's the way we handled that. 44 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:20,520 Speaker 2: That's the right way to handle it. Wordlessly. God, guys 45 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:21,080 Speaker 2: are so weird. 46 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:23,200 Speaker 1: I totally that if something like that had happened with me, 47 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:26,320 Speaker 1: it would be an absolute What that f was that. 48 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:31,720 Speaker 1: The next morning, you would, oh, yeah, that's interesting. Also, 49 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:35,040 Speaker 1: what was that? And why? 50 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:41,079 Speaker 3: Because I wanted to have sexual relations with you? Because 51 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:43,920 Speaker 3: because I was, she'd say to you, because I was 52 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:47,119 Speaker 3: seeing if you were interested, yeah, in in some sort 53 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:48,919 Speaker 3: of sex with a with me as a dude. 54 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:49,919 Speaker 1: Yes, Michael, this. 55 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:51,799 Speaker 2: Was your broke back Mountain jack. 56 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:54,320 Speaker 1: And I went it was mike broke back mountain, and 57 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:57,239 Speaker 1: I went the other direction. It turns out I could 58 00:02:57,280 --> 00:03:00,400 Speaker 1: quit him quite quickly. I went back down to the 59 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:04,239 Speaker 1: cold floor, and you got to quit that. Yeah, I 60 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:06,760 Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know. It worked out fine, It 61 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:09,480 Speaker 1: worked out fine. I never said anything, he never said anything. 62 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:13,280 Speaker 1: He made an overture. I made a response. Didn't work 63 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:16,760 Speaker 1: out fine for him. It was it was clear that 64 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:18,720 Speaker 1: I wasn't interested, and he thought, okay, I thought maybe 65 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:20,720 Speaker 1: you might be, and that was fine. After that. 66 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:23,320 Speaker 2: I remember the first time a guy hit on me. 67 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:25,519 Speaker 2: It was in a bar club. 68 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:29,200 Speaker 3: I was a college lad at the time, I think, 69 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:35,320 Speaker 3: and my only reaction was I'm flattered, like, oh, thanks, 70 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:36,360 Speaker 3: but you know, I'm straight. 71 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:37,240 Speaker 2: I was fine. 72 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:39,320 Speaker 1: I think he didn't grab my crank. 73 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:41,520 Speaker 2: He just made it clear that hey, we should do 74 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:43,640 Speaker 2: you know. I think i'd like to get it quitted. 75 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:45,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, I can understand why you'd be flattered, but I 76 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:47,520 Speaker 1: think mine was more of a middle of the night 77 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:51,880 Speaker 1: drunk you know, better than nothing, any port in a storm. 78 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:52,840 Speaker 1: I think that's what I was. 79 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:56,640 Speaker 3: Very Oh so you weren't worried about the gay part 80 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:59,760 Speaker 3: of it, you we was just offended that he hadn't 81 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:02,160 Speaker 3: you exactly. 82 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:02,320 Speaker 1: No flowers. 83 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:05,120 Speaker 2: No, there's no courtship whatsoever. 84 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:06,840 Speaker 1: Didn't take it to dinner. 85 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:08,600 Speaker 2: This is animalistic. 86 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:12,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I was the better than nothing. Now I 87 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:17,360 Speaker 1: get your objection. I was it's closing time, let's look 88 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:19,120 Speaker 1: around and see what the options are. That's what I 89 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:19,880 Speaker 1: ended up being. 90 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:21,880 Speaker 2: Ah, that's just sad. 91 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:26,760 Speaker 1: You were like Arnold and the Maid Arnold. Oh yes, 92 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:30,040 Speaker 1: maybe maybe you know what's interesting. 93 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:35,359 Speaker 3: It just pumped into my head sexual morase through the years, 94 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:37,799 Speaker 3: and I read John Lennon told. 95 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:40,960 Speaker 2: His story one is it or no? 96 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:44,320 Speaker 3: No, I'm sorry it was Actually it was a female 97 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:50,159 Speaker 3: music star, woman of the same period like the Beatles era. 98 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:52,440 Speaker 3: And I don't want to say the name because I 99 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:57,440 Speaker 3: don't want to get wrong, but she ended up somehow 100 00:04:57,880 --> 00:05:01,599 Speaker 3: in a bed with John Lennon and it was like 101 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:03,960 Speaker 3: a long party or whatever, everybody was going to sleep 102 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,000 Speaker 3: and then just everybody would find a bed to flop in. 103 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:10,440 Speaker 3: And at one point he asked her and he used 104 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:16,280 Speaker 3: a very Liverpool accented F word, I don't want to 105 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:18,720 Speaker 3: create more word for more work for a Hansen bud. 106 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:24,600 Speaker 3: He said, would you like to blank? And she said, thanks, 107 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:27,320 Speaker 3: but not really, I just want to go to sleep. 108 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:30,680 Speaker 3: And he said, oh, thank goodness, I've already been blanked tonight. 109 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:35,200 Speaker 3: But he just thought it would be ungentlemanly in the 110 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:42,279 Speaker 3: late sixties. Wow, to offer a coupling to swing in sixties. 111 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:44,800 Speaker 2: Oh boy, wow, that's something. Yeah. 112 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:47,440 Speaker 3: I remember a similarly, there was a rock journalist who 113 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:49,719 Speaker 3: was talking about he had a very attractive wife. 114 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:52,680 Speaker 2: And he would be at these you know, big. 115 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:56,520 Speaker 3: Rock and roll star parties again as the late sixties 116 00:05:57,080 --> 00:06:01,000 Speaker 3: in southern California, and he talked about Jim Morrison and 117 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:03,760 Speaker 3: other people hitting on his wife and wanting to have 118 00:06:03,839 --> 00:06:07,760 Speaker 3: sex with her, and he felt kind of bad about saying, no, please, 119 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:10,400 Speaker 3: don't have sex with him because you know, we're married 120 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:11,800 Speaker 3: and everything, because it. 121 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:14,200 Speaker 2: Was definitely, you know, an okay option. 122 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:16,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why it was. That's why it was with 123 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:19,159 Speaker 1: George Harrison and Eric Clapton and the girl that is 124 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:22,080 Speaker 1: Layla from the Layla song. George Harrison's wife. Clapton talks 125 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:24,599 Speaker 1: about it in his book George is like on board. 126 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:28,359 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that sounds cool. Go ahead, I would love that. 127 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:32,400 Speaker 1: What Yeah, if you had sex with my wife and 128 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:34,880 Speaker 1: you would love it, that's bizarre to me? 129 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:38,040 Speaker 2: Or are going on theville? Now? 130 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:42,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I think anyway. So my deep mole 131 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:47,200 Speaker 1: in government sent this yesterday. I mentioned this one on 132 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:50,799 Speaker 1: the show already that at the start of the meeting 133 00:06:50,839 --> 00:06:53,400 Speaker 1: a woman raised her hand and tearfully asked the speaker 134 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:56,240 Speaker 1: to stop saying you guys because it was gender hurtful, 135 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:59,120 Speaker 1: and so the speaker started saying, y'all not to be offender. 136 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:01,880 Speaker 2: Right. That's when you just end it right there. 137 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:03,600 Speaker 1: End meeting today. 138 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:07,080 Speaker 2: You you're fired. Get out? Wait what get out. 139 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:13,520 Speaker 1: In government today? The government meeting. Somebody raised their hands said, 140 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:16,239 Speaker 1: are you receptive to some feedback on your tea choice 141 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:23,360 Speaker 1: based on its environmental impact? Apparently the tea being provided 142 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:28,000 Speaker 1: for the meeting had microplastics, so they wanted to Oh 143 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,960 Speaker 1: that's so precious, isn't that something? 144 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:34,920 Speaker 2: Well, you were receptive to feedback on your tea. 145 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:39,200 Speaker 1: Choice about the environmental impact of your tea choice. Uh, 146 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:43,280 Speaker 1: China deserves to take us over if that's what they are. 147 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:47,080 Speaker 2: I can't remember who it was it was. 148 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:49,040 Speaker 3: One of my favorite writers pointed out the other day 149 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:52,560 Speaker 3: that when King Chuck was in Canada and he was 150 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:55,400 Speaker 3: gonna I think he was addressing the Parliament, but he 151 00:07:55,480 --> 00:08:01,240 Speaker 3: kicked off his address with one of those idiotic declarations of. 152 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:04,800 Speaker 1: What do you call him land acknowledgments? 153 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:08,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, and he said, and Hanson, I am going 154 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:12,560 Speaker 3: to create a little work for you here. He said, First, 155 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:15,640 Speaker 3: I'd like to acknowledge that we are standing on the 156 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:20,240 Speaker 3: land watch controlled by the Watchapuci tribes and blah blah blah, 157 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:25,400 Speaker 3: and that we should seek full reconciliation in. 158 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:29,880 Speaker 1: Both word and deed. Great Britain is doing this well. 159 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:33,320 Speaker 3: And and I'd love to steal this line, but I won't. 160 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:38,440 Speaker 3: I'm paraphrasing. But as the guy pointed out, dude, you're 161 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:40,000 Speaker 3: literally the king of. 162 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,600 Speaker 2: The fucking country. 163 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:45,680 Speaker 1: If you wanted to give back that square mile, do it. 164 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:48,320 Speaker 3: Don't stand up there and say, oh, I would like 165 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:49,119 Speaker 3: to ignow. 166 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:51,240 Speaker 2: You could give it back to him. 167 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:55,160 Speaker 1: Well, smoke of a pen. And then we're not into 168 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:57,200 Speaker 1: this sort of thing because you know, whoever took it 169 00:08:57,280 --> 00:09:00,000 Speaker 1: last has it. And that's the truth of every square 170 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:02,920 Speaker 1: inch on planet Earth. Sure somebody else will have it 171 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:05,760 Speaker 1: in a year or a decade or a millennium. 172 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:07,080 Speaker 2: It's wait, it'll. 173 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:08,839 Speaker 1: Happen, right, But the idea that England's going to go 174 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:10,480 Speaker 1: around the world doing that, man, they'd have to do 175 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:14,520 Speaker 1: that a lot. Sun never sets. Have you ever heard that, 176 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:15,040 Speaker 1: that whole thing? 177 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:18,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no kidding. Well, if you want to win 178 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:24,080 Speaker 2: over Jack Armstrong, you gotta woo him first. Well, I 179 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:24,720 Speaker 2: guess that's it.