WEBVTT - Catfishing with Superwomen 0:00:00.480 --> 0:00:04.440 Hell, I suck a Dating with Dean, Vanessa and Jared 0:00:04.720 --> 0:00:10.800 and I heart radio podcast. What is Up, Sucky Daters? 0:00:10.920 --> 0:00:13.480 It is Dean Unglert and I am back in studio. 0:00:14.120 --> 0:00:18.400 It is September six. I believe I'm here with Mark Easton, 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:21.680 Jared and Vanessa. We have a very special episode for 0:00:21.720 --> 0:00:24.279 you guys. We have Nicole Lappin, who is the author 0:00:24.440 --> 0:00:31.640 of Boss Beach, Boss Bitch's book, but the newest one 0:00:31.640 --> 0:00:36.159 that she just wrote is Becoming Superwoman, and she is, 0:00:36.720 --> 0:00:39.880 in my eyes, a super woman, a space between the 0:00:39.920 --> 0:00:41.760 words that she likes to put it. She's not superwoman, 0:00:41.800 --> 0:00:43.960 but she is a superwoman. We're gonna talk to her. 0:00:44.040 --> 0:00:47.159 We're gonna talk to Nive and Laura from Catfished a 0:00:47.159 --> 0:00:48.800 little later on. I'm sure you guys have seen that 0:00:48.840 --> 0:00:52.960 show on MTV. Basically they just go out and find 0:00:53.159 --> 0:00:55.920 people who have been catfished, and he was actually the 0:00:56.040 --> 0:00:59.120 very first person to be a gut to have gotten catfished. 0:00:59.160 --> 0:01:01.200 So we're gonna talk to them a little bit. But 0:01:01.280 --> 0:01:03.440 before we do that, it wasn't the first person ever 0:01:03.480 --> 0:01:05.440 to get cat fished. I mean people have gotten which 0:01:05.480 --> 0:01:08.880 his first term. Yeah, I guess that's true. Yeah, m 0:01:09.040 --> 0:01:11.360 so by the term. They coined the term catfish, and 0:01:11.360 --> 0:01:14.080 then they made a documentary about Nive getting cat fished, 0:01:14.560 --> 0:01:16.560 and then that documentary spun off a couple of years 0:01:16.640 --> 0:01:20.160 later into Nive hosting the show Catfished on MTV, which 0:01:20.160 --> 0:01:22.160 I'm sure you've all seen. I don't really watch television, 0:01:22.160 --> 0:01:25.040 but I've seen that show, so I've seen it. Um. 0:01:25.120 --> 0:01:27.200 I think it's neat to make up a phrase that 0:01:27.280 --> 0:01:30.840 becomes part of the language. I'm curious. I'm curious to 0:01:30.840 --> 0:01:33.440 talk to more to them more about that, because I 0:01:33.760 --> 0:01:36.360 I don't believe that they've convented the phrase. You know, 0:01:36.600 --> 0:01:38.560 you don't how does it like? How how could they 0:01:38.600 --> 0:01:40.360 have done that? You don't just go out and do that. 0:01:40.400 --> 0:01:42.760 I haven't like John Hynd He's the guy that invented 0:01:42.800 --> 0:01:44.959 jump the Shark and the concept of jumping the shark, 0:01:45.000 --> 0:01:47.160 and now everybody says jump the shark. Never heard anyone 0:01:47.200 --> 0:01:50.680 say jump the shark. I can't be the only one 0:01:50.880 --> 0:01:53.720 you heard that. I've used it before, I use it 0:01:53.720 --> 0:01:56.760 to me. The premise originally was when does a TV 0:01:56.880 --> 0:01:59.840 show jump the shark? Like, for example, on Happy Days 0:02:00.040 --> 0:02:03.040 in the funds used as motorcycle to jump a shark. 0:02:03.680 --> 0:02:06.840 That show wasn't good anymore. It's when a TV show 0:02:07.000 --> 0:02:10.000 stops being cool and exciting and fun. And every TV 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:12.200 show has that moment. It because when you're on the 0:02:12.240 --> 0:02:14.320 other side of the shark, it's like, what's interesting. It's 0:02:14.360 --> 0:02:17.079 it's they do. It's often when you add a younger, 0:02:17.160 --> 0:02:20.200 cuter cast member, when there's a marriage on the show, 0:02:20.280 --> 0:02:22.960 it's like after that, the excitement and newness of the 0:02:22.960 --> 0:02:24.960 show is gone, and it's not as fun as it 0:02:25.000 --> 0:02:26.720 used to be. Like name a show, name a show. 0:02:26.720 --> 0:02:31.200 Bolt jumped the shark. H I'm trying to think of 0:02:31.200 --> 0:02:33.640 that in my head when you guys are Yeah, because 0:02:33.680 --> 0:02:35.400 there might be a couple of moments when they jumped 0:02:35.400 --> 0:02:38.000 the shark, probably when Jim and Pam get married, Yeah, 0:02:38.160 --> 0:02:41.000 finally get together, more than when Michael leaves. Oh that 0:02:41.000 --> 0:02:43.519 that's for sure. Yeah, that's a definitely shark. The shark 0:02:43.600 --> 0:02:47.560 wasn't jumped by then, Yes, it's definitely definitely And usually 0:02:47.560 --> 0:02:49.799 that's it. Main characters getting together, main character leaving, new 0:02:49.840 --> 0:02:52.320 character coming. These are off shark jumps. But anyway, you 0:02:52.320 --> 0:02:55.040 guys are you guys are business? Uh, what's the word 0:02:55.040 --> 0:02:59.799 I'm looking for? Uh Man, business man, business casual. You 0:03:00.600 --> 0:03:03.320 guys are in the scene. You guys are in the 0:03:03.400 --> 0:03:06.480 Hollywood world more than I am, so you just know 0:03:06.520 --> 0:03:08.200 it better than me. Well, they're not here, So we 0:03:08.240 --> 0:03:10.320 could say that this podcast jump the shark when we 0:03:10.360 --> 0:03:12.640 added Jared and Vanessa. I think we all could agree 0:03:12.680 --> 0:03:19.200 on that. And then again and that's that's the real 0:03:19.280 --> 0:03:23.360 jump the shark moment. But anyway, that's become something as 0:03:23.400 --> 0:03:25.840 a phrase people use it to describe not Jeff TV shows, 0:03:25.880 --> 0:03:28.520 but all kinds of things. But anyway, we digress. Yeah, 0:03:28.560 --> 0:03:30.920 well we're talking about we're talking about cat fishing and 0:03:30.919 --> 0:03:33.760 how that became in the Zeit Guy. Anyway, we haven't 0:03:33.760 --> 0:03:35.720 had a van update in a while of them later, Yes, 0:03:35.840 --> 0:03:38.320 let's give a van update for now before Jared Vanessa. 0:03:38.400 --> 0:03:41.400 They're running late as usual. Um, so they're gonna jump 0:03:41.400 --> 0:03:42.920 in a little bit later on, but I guess in 0:03:42.920 --> 0:03:44.520 the meantime, I'll just tell you guys about my life 0:03:44.560 --> 0:03:46.840 and and obviously the van has been a pretty central 0:03:46.960 --> 0:03:50.440 figure in uh Bachelor in Paradise this season, more so 0:03:50.480 --> 0:03:52.880 than I ever expected it to be. I'm surprised I'm 0:03:52.880 --> 0:03:55.960 getting as much screen time as I am because it's 0:03:55.960 --> 0:03:57.720 just it's just so funny to me. But yeah, the 0:03:57.760 --> 0:04:00.520 van has been going well. Um, I I did the 0:04:00.600 --> 0:04:02.520 van full time as of I think it was the 0:04:02.600 --> 0:04:04.560 end of May, so we're right around three months now, 0:04:04.680 --> 0:04:06.600 maybe a little longer. But again, I like, you know, 0:04:06.600 --> 0:04:08.120 I travel on an actually a lot, so it's kind 0:04:08.120 --> 0:04:10.040 of nice to like not have to pay rent while 0:04:10.040 --> 0:04:12.600 I'm gone. But the van itself is doing well. Um. 0:04:12.720 --> 0:04:14.720 I've had to get some work done on it, which 0:04:14.760 --> 0:04:17.200 has been frustrating. It's like, I'm saving two thousand dollars 0:04:17.240 --> 0:04:19.039 a month on rent, but just last week I had 0:04:19.080 --> 0:04:20.640 to get a thousand dollars of worth of work done 0:04:20.640 --> 0:04:22.600 on getting a computer chip reinstalled on it, you know 0:04:22.600 --> 0:04:24.640 what I mean. So the newer van, I forget. Yeah, 0:04:24.640 --> 0:04:26.039 it's a two thous and six, so I mean not 0:04:26.160 --> 0:04:28.520 really knew. You know, it's got low it's got seventy 0:04:28.520 --> 0:04:30.000 thousand miles on it, so not many miles. It's a 0:04:30.040 --> 0:04:32.880 diesel engine, so it runs forever um. And it's a 0:04:33.000 --> 0:04:35.240 you know, it's a sprinter cargo van, so it's made 0:04:35.320 --> 0:04:38.880 for distance and so it shouldn't break down often, but 0:04:38.880 --> 0:04:41.240 when it does. It's a Mercedes, so it's expensive to fix. 0:04:41.560 --> 0:04:44.520 What are some disadvantages you found that maybe you didn't anticipate, 0:04:45.640 --> 0:04:47.440 other than maintenance on the van, just in day to 0:04:47.520 --> 0:04:53.200 day life. Well, when I'm living in the van, I'm 0:04:53.240 --> 0:04:57.240 not in Los Angeles, so I haven't really run into 0:04:57.279 --> 0:05:00.360 anything that I disliked about that. We're where do you 0:05:00.480 --> 0:05:02.640 park this thing right now? It's parked on the street? 0:05:03.160 --> 0:05:05.520 Is that how it when you're sleeping it, I usually 0:05:05.520 --> 0:05:07.160 out of street somewhere. Was that the thing when I'm 0:05:07.200 --> 0:05:09.160 when I'm sleeping in it, I'm not in Los Angeles, 0:05:09.200 --> 0:05:11.599 I'm I'm somewhere more rural, and so I can sleep 0:05:11.600 --> 0:05:14.400 in a campsite area or you know, I've slept in 0:05:14.480 --> 0:05:16.080 Oregon a couple of times. I'm like literally just like 0:05:16.120 --> 0:05:17.440 on the side of the road. But the road is 0:05:17.440 --> 0:05:20.159 like it's a frontage road, so there's not many how 0:05:20.279 --> 0:05:23.000 it's not not much traffic going on, and there's these 0:05:23.040 --> 0:05:25.240 all these these these long roads that you're on. There's 0:05:25.240 --> 0:05:27.000 a lot of like semi trucks that pull over and 0:05:27.040 --> 0:05:28.320 sleep on the side of the road as well, And 0:05:28.320 --> 0:05:30.400 so I'll just basically join them as like a little brother, 0:05:30.480 --> 0:05:33.240 you know, because I'm like a little baby compared to them. 0:05:33.279 --> 0:05:34.800 Is there a website you can go to to see 0:05:34.839 --> 0:05:37.400 where it's okay to park your car overnight? There is? Yeah, 0:05:37.400 --> 0:05:38.560 I've never been on it, and I don't know what 0:05:38.560 --> 0:05:40.520 it's called, but I know that they exist. So far, 0:05:40.560 --> 0:05:42.320 you're just doing it on your own. Yeah, And I 0:05:42.320 --> 0:05:44.280 haven't run into a single issue, and so I think 0:05:44.440 --> 0:05:46.400 until I run into an issue, I'll probably have come 0:05:46.760 --> 0:05:49.280 move it along. One's ever knock. So I was in 0:05:49.440 --> 0:05:52.760 Jackson Hawayoming last month visiting my brother and we were 0:05:52.760 --> 0:05:54.280 like climbing mountains and stuff out there, and I was 0:05:54.320 --> 0:05:57.279 basically just sleeping. It's funny. Actually I spent seven days 0:05:57.279 --> 0:05:59.719 in Jackson, Halwa. Now like five days in Jackson Hawayoming 0:06:00.360 --> 0:06:03.119 and my brother has a house there, and I didn't 0:06:03.120 --> 0:06:05.080 go in his house at one time. I just basically 0:06:05.120 --> 0:06:07.280 lived in my van out in his front yard. Um 0:06:07.440 --> 0:06:10.240 until the very end, I think I just like I 0:06:10.279 --> 0:06:14.200 had a poop or something, so I want to do anyways. Um, 0:06:14.600 --> 0:06:16.560 And one morning he woke up, I woke up to 0:06:16.960 --> 0:06:18.400 someone banging on the window, and I was like, this 0:06:18.440 --> 0:06:19.680 is the first time I've ever been woking up to 0:06:19.720 --> 0:06:21.160 someone like trying to bang on the window. And I 0:06:21.200 --> 0:06:23.000 was like someone probably telling me, like move my van, 0:06:23.080 --> 0:06:25.720 I parked illegally, or someone's like trying to, you know, 0:06:25.920 --> 0:06:27.680 scare me or something like that, and it turns out 0:06:27.680 --> 0:06:28.880 of just my brother trying to wake me up to 0:06:29.000 --> 0:06:31.120 so you can go hiking for the day. But I've 0:06:31.160 --> 0:06:33.400 never had an issue. And it's funny because I sleep 0:06:33.480 --> 0:06:35.960 with a gun right next to my bed. I have 0:06:36.040 --> 0:06:37.840 a safe for it, but I typically before I go 0:06:37.920 --> 0:06:39.440 to sleep, I take it out of the safe. I'd 0:06:39.480 --> 0:06:42.159 say I have the magazine and the actual gun itself 0:06:42.240 --> 0:06:43.960 separated from each other, if from like one at the 0:06:44.000 --> 0:06:45.240 head one at the toe, so it's like I don't 0:06:45.279 --> 0:06:47.720 make a mistake at night, you know, and hopefully, like 0:06:47.760 --> 0:06:50.280 in a sleepy stupor, if I needed to, I could 0:06:50.360 --> 0:06:52.440 find them both and put them together and cock it. 0:06:52.560 --> 0:06:54.400 And if I need to use it and use it, 0:06:55.440 --> 0:06:57.960 just picking it up probably intimidating enough, right if someone 0:06:58.080 --> 0:07:01.120 comes in and just uh, even if there's a magazine 0:07:01.120 --> 0:07:03.160 in it. It's a good point. I would never I 0:07:03.160 --> 0:07:04.920 hope I don't ever have to shoot anyone, obviously, but 0:07:05.000 --> 0:07:06.400 like it's good. It's a good peace of mind to 0:07:06.480 --> 0:07:11.520 have um, and it feels cool to hold. It's a gun. 0:07:12.160 --> 0:07:13.920 It's like a handgun, right, it's a it's a glock 0:07:14.040 --> 0:07:18.240 nine millimeter. It's very capable of murdering someone. Yeah, there 0:07:18.280 --> 0:07:21.440 were times I was hiking through Yellowstone actually, and Yellowstone 0:07:21.480 --> 0:07:24.840 has these watch out for a Grizzly Bears signs plastered everywhere, 0:07:24.840 --> 0:07:26.640 like grizzly bears. You know, obviously they can murder, they 0:07:26.680 --> 0:07:29.120 can kill someone. And there were multiple times where I 0:07:29.120 --> 0:07:31.760 didn't hike with my gun because I think it's probably illegal, 0:07:32.640 --> 0:07:35.520 but people carry bear makes with them all around. Um, 0:07:35.640 --> 0:07:36.880 And there were multiple times where I was like, I 0:07:36.920 --> 0:07:39.600 should probably have my gun on you right now, which 0:07:39.680 --> 0:07:42.360 is just a cool thing to think about, Like, yeah, 0:07:42.400 --> 0:07:43.760 I got a gun, I should probably have it on 0:07:43.840 --> 0:07:46.400 me right now. Was getting the gun any issue there? 0:07:46.760 --> 0:07:49.680 Blown away by how simple it was? Literally, I think 0:07:49.680 --> 0:07:51.320 it was after this podcast a couple of months ago. 0:07:51.360 --> 0:07:53.440 I just walked across the street. There's a gun emporium 0:07:53.480 --> 0:07:55.520 there and I just that took this test and they're like, 0:07:55.960 --> 0:07:57.280 I don't know. I walked in. I was like, hey, 0:07:57.280 --> 0:07:58.280 I want to buy a gun. I live in a 0:07:58.360 --> 0:08:00.200 van and I need to protect myself, and they go, right, 0:08:00.280 --> 0:08:02.400 take this test once you pass the test, we'll go 0:08:02.480 --> 0:08:04.200 pick out which one you want. Was that the background 0:08:04.280 --> 0:08:06.080 checkers that the test? No, it's like a it's a 0:08:06.160 --> 0:08:08.960 multiple choice, thirty question tests and I go, I go, shure. 0:08:09.040 --> 0:08:10.840 But just so you guys know, like, I've never studied 0:08:10.840 --> 0:08:13.280 about guns. I know nothing about guns. I don't think 0:08:13.320 --> 0:08:14.720 I am ready to take a test, and they go, 0:08:15.200 --> 0:08:17.240 you got this, You're fine, You're gonna be fine. Take 0:08:17.280 --> 0:08:20.960 the test. Aced the test. No, I think I got 0:08:21.040 --> 0:08:23.080 one question wrong and it was like an ambiguous like 0:08:23.400 --> 0:08:24.960 there were multiple right answers, and they talked to me 0:08:25.000 --> 0:08:27.080 through it whatever, picked out the gun. Ten days later, 0:08:27.080 --> 0:08:28.280 I come back and I picked up my gun and 0:08:28.280 --> 0:08:29.240 I got a gun. Now I take it to the 0:08:29.240 --> 0:08:31.720 shooting range, practiced with it, took it apart, cleaned it. 0:08:31.840 --> 0:08:36.199 So yeah, I got a gun. Um. Uh do you 0:08:36.280 --> 0:08:38.400 know that? It's uh? I hear there's legal sleep in 0:08:38.480 --> 0:08:40.400 Walmart parking lots if you take an advantage of that 0:08:40.440 --> 0:08:42.560 at all, that's actually that's a changed rule. I don't 0:08:42.559 --> 0:08:44.199 think it is. I don't think it's legal anymore, but 0:08:44.280 --> 0:08:47.120 they don't enforce the law, so it's technically not. Oh, 0:08:47.600 --> 0:08:49.760 maybe I'm mistaken. Maybe it's still legal, but it's not 0:08:50.240 --> 0:08:53.120 advertised by Walmart who used to advertise it because people 0:08:53.120 --> 0:08:55.520 would like set up camp there for multiple days, and 0:08:55.559 --> 0:08:59.679 then Walmart then becomes like like liable for things that 0:08:59.760 --> 0:09:02.040 might happen in their parking lots for people that sleep there. 0:09:02.040 --> 0:09:04.640 I've never personally slept in a one more parking lot. Um, 0:09:06.240 --> 0:09:08.120 I don't know. Family has been great, everyone's been very 0:09:08.120 --> 0:09:10.360 critical of it, but I don't love you mentioned pooping. 0:09:10.400 --> 0:09:12.320 You do poop in the van. You have a bathroom 0:09:12.360 --> 0:09:13.920 on there. Now there's no toilet in there. I've been 0:09:13.960 --> 0:09:16.040 thinking toilet. Well, my thing is I want to try 0:09:16.120 --> 0:09:17.760 living in it for you know, weeks at a time 0:09:17.800 --> 0:09:19.559 and seeing if I need a toilet, I'll get a toilet, 0:09:19.559 --> 0:09:23.760 But I haven't Starbucks and like just public bathrooms, gas stations, 0:09:23.880 --> 0:09:27.280 McDonald's exactly that. Um. I have a bucket that I 0:09:27.400 --> 0:09:29.520 p in every once in a while. Like let's say 0:09:29.520 --> 0:09:31.240 you wake up it's like two am. What are doing? 0:09:31.280 --> 0:09:33.520 You don't want to go out into the into the street. 0:09:33.559 --> 0:09:35.880 If you understand that, I just pop open the lid 0:09:35.920 --> 0:09:38.679 on my PJR. P in it. Put the lid on 0:09:42.240 --> 0:09:43.880 the PJR is ful right now? Actually, need to just 0:09:44.000 --> 0:09:45.839 toss it and get a new one. Be careful and 0:09:45.880 --> 0:09:49.960 accepting lemonade at Dean's van, so you don't reuse the jar. 0:09:50.600 --> 0:09:52.199 I mean, it's basically just like a gallon jug of 0:09:52.280 --> 0:09:54.880 water that I've that I've repurposed as a PJ and 0:09:54.920 --> 0:09:56.160 if you wake up in the middle of the night 0:09:56.240 --> 0:09:59.439 and have to go the other one. I have not 0:09:59.559 --> 0:10:01.599 incurred that since I was like six years old, So 0:10:02.559 --> 0:10:05.439 that's good. Yeah, that's good for you. Um So yeah, 0:10:05.440 --> 0:10:07.640 I mean it's been going well. There hasn't been any emergencies. 0:10:08.080 --> 0:10:09.839 Trying to think of maybe like the worst situation I've 0:10:09.880 --> 0:10:12.679 run into in the van, and honestly, I can't think 0:10:12.720 --> 0:10:17.080 of anything bad that's happened. Um. I hurt my arm 0:10:17.120 --> 0:10:18.839 really bad when I was in my Wyoming. I thought 0:10:18.880 --> 0:10:20.360 that I broke it, but I mean I just had 0:10:20.400 --> 0:10:22.040 like a big I've been staring at that scar for 0:10:22.080 --> 0:10:23.760 a while. Yeah, I just I got like a big gash. 0:10:24.200 --> 0:10:26.240 I'm still honestly convinced that I broke my arm and 0:10:26.280 --> 0:10:28.439 I just heal like a superhuman like the bolverine does 0:10:28.520 --> 0:10:31.480 from Excellent. No, you guys are laughing, but I'm serious 0:10:31.520 --> 0:10:34.959 about that. I swear. You guys should have seen this. 0:10:35.080 --> 0:10:37.679 You could I did. I fell. We were glissading down 0:10:37.760 --> 0:10:40.439 some snow and I you're wedding down some snow glissading 0:10:40.520 --> 0:10:42.360 or it's just like you just like ski on your feet, 0:10:42.760 --> 0:10:44.000 you know, like you just slide on your feet. And 0:10:44.000 --> 0:10:45.760 it was like a steep snow field and you're up 0:10:45.760 --> 0:10:47.520 in the mountains and so like if you fall down 0:10:47.640 --> 0:10:50.560 that you slide down in some rocks. And I felt 0:10:51.040 --> 0:10:52.320 and I was like on my stomach and I slid 0:10:52.360 --> 0:10:53.920 in some rocks and then my brother was down there 0:10:53.920 --> 0:10:55.760 at the bottom waiting for me. He caught me, and 0:10:56.800 --> 0:10:58.520 I like, I go, oh, I hit my arm. I 0:10:58.600 --> 0:11:00.480 hit my arm and I showed my own arm and 0:11:00.559 --> 0:11:02.679 he goes, dude, I can see your bone in your 0:11:02.800 --> 0:11:04.840 arm right now. And we're at like thirteen, were literally 0:11:04.880 --> 0:11:07.160 at the peak of the mountainet So I had to 0:11:07.200 --> 0:11:08.600 take my shirt off, and I tied my shirt off 0:11:08.640 --> 0:11:10.920 and and put pressure on the wound. So I didn't 0:11:10.960 --> 0:11:14.240 like bleed out, and I was like looking at it 0:11:14.360 --> 0:11:16.040 for I was like, I should get stitches. I know 0:11:16.080 --> 0:11:18.200 I should get stitches, but I don't want to get stitches, 0:11:18.360 --> 0:11:20.040 Like who the hell wants to go to the especially. 0:11:20.440 --> 0:11:22.160 I was like, I'll get stitches tomorrow if it's still hurts, 0:11:22.160 --> 0:11:23.680 and it's still hurt really bad. But then this point 0:11:23.679 --> 0:11:24.880 I was like, well, I'm already a day in I 0:11:24.960 --> 0:11:28.800 might as well. And I couldn't. I didn't have any 0:11:28.880 --> 0:11:31.400 range of motion in my arm for probably five or 0:11:31.440 --> 0:11:33.079 six days, Like I could only move my arm like 0:11:33.120 --> 0:11:36.280 thirty degrees, and there was just so much pain and 0:11:36.960 --> 0:11:39.320 sleeping in the van, you know, it's like kind of cramped, 0:11:39.360 --> 0:11:41.000 and so I was like sleeping on my arm sometimes 0:11:41.040 --> 0:11:42.840 and I would wake up and it'd be like throbbing 0:11:43.360 --> 0:11:45.199 and like the bandage would have fallen off in my arms, 0:11:45.240 --> 0:11:47.400 like sticking to my bed because the wound is healing 0:11:47.480 --> 0:11:49.640 to the sheets. So that one was that was a 0:11:49.679 --> 0:11:51.400 bad couple of days. But that was just because again 0:11:51.480 --> 0:11:53.559 I fell up in the mountains. That wasn't really anything 0:11:53.640 --> 0:12:00.439 that the van was responsible for. Yeah. Um, that whole 0:12:00.480 --> 0:12:02.160 trip I was with my dog. I took my dog 0:12:02.240 --> 0:12:04.599 with me, and I was in places like Nevada and 0:12:05.040 --> 0:12:07.640 Idaho and like these like pretty hot places you do 0:12:07.840 --> 0:12:11.840 not always with you. No. Um. She lives in Pasadena 0:12:11.920 --> 0:12:15.079 with the girl that I got her and I was 0:12:15.160 --> 0:12:16.559 like I just want to travel with her and give 0:12:16.559 --> 0:12:17.880 it a shot and see if that if if we 0:12:17.920 --> 0:12:19.440 can do this, And so there was like we were 0:12:19.559 --> 0:12:21.360 like a lot of hot places like Nevada, like I said, 0:12:21.400 --> 0:12:24.400 and she that was maybe challenging because she needed a 0:12:24.520 --> 0:12:27.400 c on at all times, like not overheat. Um. And 0:12:27.480 --> 0:12:28.679 like I'll say, like I needed to go into a 0:12:28.720 --> 0:12:30.280 store and buy something, and I was like shopping for 0:12:30.320 --> 0:12:31.679 like fort y five minutes. I'd be like kind of 0:12:31.880 --> 0:12:33.240 you know, trying to figure out what I could do 0:12:33.280 --> 0:12:36.640 with her. That's alee um. And especially in like Yellowstone 0:12:36.720 --> 0:12:38.720 National Parks, they don't you're not allowed to bring dogs 0:12:38.760 --> 0:12:41.160 into national parks because because of all the wild life. 0:12:41.240 --> 0:12:43.560 And so I would like go up climb the Grand 0:12:43.559 --> 0:12:44.959 Titon and I would have to like board her for 0:12:44.960 --> 0:12:46.400 a couple of days while I was hiking, or I 0:12:46.400 --> 0:12:48.320 would go to Yellowstone and I would like venture out 0:12:48.320 --> 0:12:49.600 for the day. I had to leave her at the car, 0:12:49.679 --> 0:12:51.599 which was like I never I never felt good doing it. 0:12:51.920 --> 0:12:53.480 So I think from this point forward, I'm not going 0:12:53.559 --> 0:12:55.440 to have the dog anymore. But just because I feel 0:12:55.520 --> 0:12:57.319 like she's not living her best life with me. So 0:12:57.920 --> 0:13:01.319 that was an issue a small issue. Um what else 0:13:01.320 --> 0:13:03.040 about the van life have I run into issues with? 0:13:03.880 --> 0:13:06.800 That's about it. Honestly, I just rebuilt the micarage system. 0:13:06.880 --> 0:13:09.079 I repurpose, not repurposed it. But I used to have 0:13:09.200 --> 0:13:13.199 these two big like bucket things that were on wheels 0:13:13.240 --> 0:13:15.199 that would slide out, and it was like very laborious 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:17.719 and inefficient, and so I just got rid of those 0:13:17.760 --> 0:13:19.839 and I put this big sliding track system in there, 0:13:19.880 --> 0:13:22.160 so the trunk just basically slides out, and like that's 0:13:22.160 --> 0:13:24.360 where all my cargo area is. What are you keep 0:13:24.400 --> 0:13:28.040 in the cargo area? Um, like camping equipment, chains in 0:13:28.120 --> 0:13:30.880 case it snows, my golf clubs, like all my like 0:13:31.000 --> 0:13:38.720 extracurricular stuff that I would need, Um, warm clothes, extra blankets. Um. Well, 0:13:38.760 --> 0:13:40.920 I I understand why you're getting so much screen time 0:13:40.960 --> 0:13:43.720 on Bachelor Paradise because I find you fascinating. I found 0:13:43.720 --> 0:13:46.160 the van fascinating. It's all fascinating. Can we talk about 0:13:46.200 --> 0:13:48.240 my ability to heal incredibly fast? I don't think that's 0:13:48.240 --> 0:13:50.959 a real thing, but I suffer from delusions like that. No, 0:13:51.160 --> 0:13:53.280 this is not a delusion, I swear. So I did 0:13:53.320 --> 0:13:55.280 it on a I fell on a Sunday and my 0:13:55.360 --> 0:13:57.880 other brother was coming up that Friday for us to 0:13:57.920 --> 0:13:59.679 climb in the Grand Teton, which is like a pretty 0:13:59.679 --> 0:14:02.800 difficult it's not difficult, but it's long. It's it's like 0:14:02.920 --> 0:14:06.079 fourteen miles and there's like very serious moves that you 0:14:06.120 --> 0:14:07.440 have to do on the rock. And I'm like, well, 0:14:07.480 --> 0:14:09.439 I can't even do a pull up right now. And 0:14:09.880 --> 0:14:11.480 by Wednesday, I was like, I still don't even know 0:14:11.520 --> 0:14:12.600 if I can do this. I don't know if I'm 0:14:12.600 --> 0:14:14.600 physically capable of doing because I still can't bend my arm. 0:14:14.840 --> 0:14:16.640 Thursday came around and it was like getting better, and 0:14:16.679 --> 0:14:18.440 then Friday came and I was like it was probably 0:14:18.480 --> 0:14:22.400 like seventy healed. The gash was still there obviously, but 0:14:22.440 --> 0:14:24.680 I had like abilities to use my arm, and I 0:14:24.760 --> 0:14:26.040 was like, well, I'm not going to not do the 0:14:26.080 --> 0:14:28.080 Grand Teton, Like this is what my brother drove out 0:14:28.120 --> 0:14:30.760 from Denver for twelve hours whatever it took, and so 0:14:30.880 --> 0:14:32.240 I did it. And there's like a lot of points 0:14:32.240 --> 0:14:34.800 where it hurt really bad. But the more of the 0:14:34.840 --> 0:14:37.040 story is now it's just a scar tissue. And this 0:14:37.160 --> 0:14:40.080 was a month ago Mark and Easton. I had a 0:14:40.160 --> 0:14:43.960 hairline fracture in my arm. I know what. I've broken 0:14:44.000 --> 0:14:46.920 my arm before. This was worse than that, and now 0:14:47.120 --> 0:14:49.040 this is a badass scar that I have on my arm. 0:14:49.880 --> 0:14:51.960 No one would be more excited than Nathan in myself 0:14:52.040 --> 0:14:54.520 if you were actually a superhero. I'm not saying I'm 0:14:54.560 --> 0:14:59.040 a superhero. I just say I possessed superhuman capabilities. Are 0:14:59.280 --> 0:15:01.080 there are others other of than the ability to heal 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:03.400 slightly faster than a normal Now, but this is not 0:15:03.760 --> 0:15:07.480 the first time that I've healed irregularly fast. Okay, there's 0:15:07.480 --> 0:15:10.120 a couple of tests we can do for really, how 0:15:10.440 --> 0:15:14.320 how easily do you get drunk? Pretty so I get 0:15:15.040 --> 0:15:19.320 get drunk easily, but between getting drunk and getting drunk 0:15:19.320 --> 0:15:23.120 to the point of being sick is impossible because those 0:15:23.200 --> 0:15:25.880 with healing factor your Wolverines are Captain America's people like 0:15:25.960 --> 0:15:28.160 that they can't get drunk because their cells regenerate too 0:15:28.240 --> 0:15:31.480 fast to becoming toxic. Yeah, I don't get drunk. I 0:15:31.480 --> 0:15:34.480 could drink all I want. I was getting as a kid. 0:15:34.560 --> 0:15:36.080 So I grew up with two older brothers, one six 0:15:36.160 --> 0:15:37.800 and one nine years older than me, and as a kid, 0:15:37.920 --> 0:15:39.560 you know, obviously, as a younger brother, I got picked 0:15:39.560 --> 0:15:41.480 on a lot, and I got like bully, like physically 0:15:41.560 --> 0:15:44.440 abused by my brothers, as any younger brother will do, 0:15:45.400 --> 0:15:48.560 and they would always say things like, oh, it's not 0:15:48.720 --> 0:15:50.840 leaving a bruise or that didn't cut you, and so 0:15:51.040 --> 0:15:53.920 because of that, I can hurt you even more next time, 0:15:53.960 --> 0:15:55.200 you know. And I'm like, well, just because it's not 0:15:55.280 --> 0:15:57.440 bruising like you expected to bruise doesn't mean it's not 0:15:57.560 --> 0:15:59.920 hurting like it's supposed to hurt. And so a ray 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:03.440 dealer forced punch on me would not leave a bruise, 0:16:03.560 --> 0:16:05.640 but a regular punch on someone else would leave like 0:16:05.680 --> 0:16:09.680 a big, big, bad bruise. So there you go. Superhuman 0:16:10.240 --> 0:16:14.960 Maybe he is, Maybe I'm convinced. Anyways, what else? I 0:16:15.080 --> 0:16:16.600 used to think that I had an X ray vision 0:16:16.640 --> 0:16:18.800 as a kid, because if you hold something close enough 0:16:18.840 --> 0:16:21.760 to your face, you could see past it. But in reality, 0:16:21.760 --> 0:16:26.040 it's just basically piecing it together. And I always that 0:16:26.080 --> 0:16:27.720 closed when I'd be like, okay, I can see I 0:16:27.760 --> 0:16:29.800 can't see through it now, and then I opened both 0:16:29.880 --> 0:16:33.440 and be like X ray vision, you know what I mean? Yeah, 0:16:33.520 --> 0:16:35.920 so that's a superhuman ability that I still have stuff 0:16:35.960 --> 0:16:38.760 that discuss the therapist. I think it's a super realities 0:16:38.800 --> 0:16:42.080 you think you have, um, what else? What other super 0:16:42.240 --> 0:16:44.360 that's about it? Well, you've got to live in a 0:16:44.400 --> 0:16:46.360 van is impressive. And you also taught me a new 0:16:46.400 --> 0:16:52.280 word today. Yeah, I don't know what does the textbook definition? 0:16:52.560 --> 0:16:54.920 Slide down a steep slope of snow or ice with 0:16:55.040 --> 0:16:57.800 the support of an ice axe. Ye. So the pictures 0:16:57.840 --> 0:16:59.720 are really funny on Google image is just people sitting 0:16:59.760 --> 0:17:02.760 down the Yeah. So the thing about the ice axes, 0:17:02.880 --> 0:17:04.639 it's imperative to have an ice axe when you're going 0:17:04.680 --> 0:17:07.760