Speaker 1: Second date of day. On a scale of one to ten,
Speaker 1: how attractive would you say I am. That's the question
Speaker 1: I don't want any in this room to answer, because
Speaker 1: I already know.
Speaker 2: I was going to ask if you were talking when
Speaker 2: we had to rate you, I already.
Speaker 1: Know that I am an eight point three five two.
Speaker 3: That is your average, very weird number.
Speaker 1: That's the number that my mom rated me at our
Speaker 1: last Thanksgiving Day. Well, she's honest, then I like that
Speaker 1: she said she didn't like that my teeth weren't straight enough.
Speaker 3: You didn't follow up with a retailer.
Speaker 1: It's something about me isn't straight enough and she doesn't
Speaker 1: like I can't remember anyway. It's always interesting, though, to
Speaker 1: rate yourself, because personally, I'd rate me a soft seven,
Speaker 1: and that's moving extra generous to myself.
Speaker 3: That's on a good day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so numbers are going to fluctuate based on the
Speaker 1: eye of the beholder. But what if you had a
Speaker 1: hack that could guarantee the next person you go out
Speaker 1: with is definitely up to your attraction standards?
Speaker 3: Really amazing there's a hack.
Speaker 1: For that, apparently, because one of our listeners, Blaine, says
Speaker 1: he figured out that hack and we all need to
Speaker 1: learn it today. So Blaine, welcome to the seven and underclub.
Speaker 1: Happy to have a bunch of sevens over here.
Speaker 4: How you doing, man, I'm good, happy to be here.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 4: Also, I can't say that I I didn't come up
Speaker 4: with this scary myself, you know, like it was definitely
Speaker 4: a lot of social media helped with it.
Speaker 3: Oh had credit.
Speaker 2: Well that's what do you write yourself, Blaine before we
Speaker 2: go into your hack, so we know what your level is.
Speaker 4: I'm anywhere between like a zero to like a ten,
Speaker 4: you know, so somewhere in there.
Speaker 1: The whole scale. What would your mom rate you? That's
Speaker 1: a better question than my mom.
Speaker 4: She didn't like you very much. Maybe like a three?
Speaker 2: Okay, so it must not be hard to find level
Speaker 2: blame if you you don't really have a level.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I guess I'm a little bit. Uh, I like just
Speaker 4: shoot out of my league a little bit. It's got
Speaker 4: to be seven and uh.
Speaker 1: Okay, good for you, man, high game high? Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: super high and that's why I've been single for what
Speaker 1: ten years?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well, eventually one of these is going to stick. So
Speaker 1: tell us though about this theory that you found online?
Speaker 4: This thing said, all the most attractive people in the
Speaker 4: world are born on the fifth, fourteenth, or twenty third
Speaker 4: of the month.
Speaker 1: Oh, I missed it by a date. Was anybody here?
Speaker 2: I was supposed to be born on the fourteenth?
Speaker 3: Does that count?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: You baked for too long. I'm the twenty fourth. I'm
Speaker 1: over cooked as well.
Speaker 2: Okay, So you're just looking at people's birthdays.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I started typing in the dates, and uh,
Speaker 4: I would kind of look and see the pictures that
Speaker 4: came up on my suggested page. And if any of
Speaker 4: them more obvious, like birthday.
Speaker 1: Posts, where were you typing these in on what suggested page?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Any social media? Tried to on a few different ones,
Speaker 4: you know, Instagram.
Speaker 2: And paper Okay, okay, see you just type in like,
Speaker 2: let's say October twenty third, right, yeah, or September fourteenth, right.
Speaker 4: The falls in that, and then you can click on photos.
Speaker 4: And if I saw somebody with a party hat or
Speaker 4: like something on, then I would look at it and
Speaker 4: be like happy birthday.
Speaker 3: Hashtag birthday.
Speaker 1: Yeah you know, yeah exactly. And how was the talent
Speaker 1: on those dates?
Speaker 4: Look, the scale was pretty right on, like it was
Speaker 4: it was eights and tins all the way through.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, Yeah, were able to use that to your advantage
Speaker 1: in some way?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. So I would just kind of
Speaker 4: compile a list and then I just copy and pasted
Speaker 4: like a generic DM that was like, hey, your profile
Speaker 4: popped up for me and you have the same birthday
Speaker 4: as my sister. It's the numbers game. So I sent
Speaker 4: like two hundred of these.
Speaker 1: Whoa, oh yeah, I'm busy.
Speaker 3: That is a big net, sir.
Speaker 4: Look I've been striking out for a while time. It
Speaker 4: was like, it's true, man, you got a castle wat.
Speaker 3: I like your honesty. I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Okay, how did you do with your two hundred messages
Speaker 1: to beautiful women?
Speaker 2: So didn't say anything, Oh yeah, I actually thought that'd
Speaker 2: be higher.
Speaker 4: But I would say, like ten or fifteen of them
Speaker 4: message back and said OMG, no way, small world like
Speaker 4: type of thing. And then I kind of looked in
Speaker 4: the ones that were really close to me and one yeah,
Speaker 4: and I did get a date out of it, actually,
Speaker 4: with one that I really really thought was cute the
Speaker 4: whole time.
Speaker 1: Okay, wow, wow, hundred the widest net I've ever heard cast,
Speaker 1: and you narrowed it down to one girl in one date.
Speaker 3: This is awesome.
Speaker 2: I feel like this is like sales cold Calleen.
Speaker 4: Is what it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm so sorry. I know you mentioned what was
Speaker 1: her name, Delilah? Delilah? Okay, and what did you and
Speaker 1: Delilah do for your meetup?
Speaker 4: So, I mean we dms for a little while, and
Speaker 4: then I finally asked her out to meet up for
Speaker 4: a happy hour at a bar. And she was really
Speaker 4: cute and she came in and she brought a Starbucks
Speaker 4: gift card and it was like, Hey, give this to
Speaker 4: your sister because she's my birthday twin.
Speaker 2: Did you feel guilty because he lied at that point?
Speaker 4: I still feel real guilty. She still doesn't know that
Speaker 4: my sister's birthday is not the same as that. But
Speaker 4: I mean I looked at it. It was cute. It was
Speaker 4: only for like ten dollars.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so it wasn't even really a very good
Speaker 1: birthday gift anyway.
Speaker 4: I tell you, I'm she doesn't even know my sister.
Speaker 3: You know, I guess you have one.
Speaker 2: I guess, yeah, I don't know her.
Speaker 1: That's a good start to the day. How did it go?
Speaker 4: I thought it went really well, but there, I mean,
Speaker 4: there was a few things that I kind of have
Speaker 4: honed in one that, uh, like my anxiety brain won't
Speaker 4: really let go.
Speaker 1: You're thinking something like you did was wrong.
Speaker 4: I mean I won't say wrong, but I think maybe
Speaker 4: it probably took her aback a little bit. I don't know,
Speaker 4: it maybe came one too strong because I compliment her
Speaker 4: maybe too many times about how pretty she was, like
Speaker 4: six or seven times. I don't know, I haven't been
Speaker 4: on a date with somebody that's attractive. And then I
Speaker 4: don't know, I was a little drunk and feeling myself,
Speaker 4: so I was just kind of trying to be completely
Speaker 4: honest face friends.
Speaker 1: I mean, as long as you left it at like
Speaker 1: you're so pretty and didn't elaborate all the details about why,
Speaker 1: then nothing might be safe.
Speaker 2: People love compliments, but there is a point where it's like.
Speaker 3: Why are you so shocked?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so how did that date end?
Speaker 4: Uh? Just a little kiss?
Speaker 3: Oh that's good?
Speaker 4: Something she went inside, and I haven't heard from room.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you reached out at all, yeah, i'd
Speaker 2: sure tech mesage.
Speaker 4: She hasn't responded yet.
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe she found out your mom rated you a
Speaker 1: three and certain she lost interest. But we're gonna come back.
Speaker 1: We called Delilah for you and try and get you
Speaker 1: your second date. Update. Right after this second date update,
Speaker 1: we just learned about a brand new hot dating hack
Speaker 1: from one of our listeners, Blaine, that made us all
Speaker 1: turn our heads and say, wow, this is ground breaking.
Speaker 1: All the ground is literally cracking.
Speaker 6: I am never gonna look at the world the same
Speaker 6: ever again after this, because Blaine was not having success
Speaker 6: on the dating apps, and he saw a social media
Speaker 6: post saying all the most attractive people in the world
Speaker 6: were born on either the fifth, fourteenth, or twenty third
Speaker 6: of the month, whatever month that is.
Speaker 1: So he went online, put those dates into Facebook and Instagram,
Speaker 1: and if a photo of an attractive woman blowing out
Speaker 1: birthday candles came up, he made sure to reach out
Speaker 1: to her sex.
Speaker 3: I mean, honestly, every single woman he saw.
Speaker 1: Two hundred hundred messages were sent, and out of all those,
Speaker 1: a handful of conversations happened, and he ended up going
Speaker 1: out on a date with a woman named Delilah. And
Speaker 1: as far as we know, she has no clue, but
Speaker 1: maybe just knowing all of the lengths that you went
Speaker 1: to in order to find her would actually impress her. Blaine, No,
Speaker 1: when does that story come out?
Speaker 4: I think I'm gonna have to wait till she does.
Speaker 4: We'll date for a while. She doesn't really bad, and
Speaker 4: then I'm like, oh, I forgive you.
Speaker 2: Okay, it does something really bad. You're like, I knew it.
Speaker 5: I knew.
Speaker 2: We knew the only one out of two hundred that
Speaker 2: messaged me back something.
Speaker 1: But we really don't know what the issue is, what's
Speaker 1: going on with her, why they're not hanging out. But
Speaker 1: we're about to find out.
Speaker 2: That's the fun part.
Speaker 3: You ready for this plane?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 1: We're gonna try our hardest here. Let's not renumber. Here
Speaker 1: we go. Hello, Hey, we're looking for Delilah. Hey Delilah,
Speaker 1: hope you're having a good day. That's about to get
Speaker 1: even better because you're on the radio right now with
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Welcome to the show, Delilah. Oh hey guys, Oh you
Speaker 3: know the show? Sweet?
Speaker 5: I don't, but it's cool to hear from you.
Speaker 1: You're a radio station, are you?
Speaker 3: Are you this nice to like scammers.
Speaker 5: Who call to sometime?
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't.
Speaker 2: Need a car warranty, but you sure have a great days.
Speaker 1: And family aren't that nice to us a pleasure talking
Speaker 1: to you, But we do have a reason for calling
Speaker 1: because we're doing something called a second date update. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's we're One of our listeners is trying to get
Speaker 1: a hold of you to hang out one more time.
Speaker 1: You've been out with him once. His name is Blaine.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, oh yeah, blame you like blame Blaine. We're
Speaker 5: really cool. We had a great time. We kind of
Speaker 5: met on social media.
Speaker 1: And I'm going to stop you real quick because we've
Speaker 1: actually spoken to Blaine before we called you, and we
Speaker 1: kind of heard all the details about how you met
Speaker 1: and how you guys went out to a bar and
Speaker 1: you brought him like a cool Starbucks gift card for
Speaker 1: his sister.
Speaker 3: He thought that was really sweet.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we have the same birthday and his the sister.
Speaker 1: Yes. Yeah. So the question that Blaine has that he's
Speaker 1: going through us hoping to get some answers for is
Speaker 1: why are you not wanting to see him again?
Speaker 5: If that's true, If I'm honest now, because I wasn't
Speaker 5: honest in I stretched the truth about my age on
Speaker 5: my social media and we were having such a great time,
Speaker 5: I felt a little guilty about being dishonest.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, okay. You know, I think a lot of.
Speaker 4: People stretch a little bit, like if you're twenty seven,
Speaker 4: you'll say twenty five.
Speaker 1: Sure, how much did you stretch the number by? We
Speaker 1: go in like three years or forty years?
Speaker 5: About four years stretch four.
Speaker 2: Is interesting about that is he didn't notice at all,
Speaker 2: else he would have brought that up to us, like
Speaker 2: you shouldn't. I don't think feel bad. You know, four
Speaker 2: years isn't that big of a difference at all, you know.
Speaker 5: But I just felt really weird about it because he
Speaker 5: bought it up on the and I didn't correct him.
Speaker 2: So like he said, you're I mean, what are you
Speaker 2: saying you are on social media?
Speaker 5: Well, my social media says that I'm thirty two, okay,
Speaker 5: but I'm thirty six, okay, okay, okay, And can I just.
Speaker 3: Ask why why do you lie about it?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 5: It was just something that I didn't I just never
Speaker 5: went back and changed it.
Speaker 1: I mean, she's not putting it onto like a dating
Speaker 1: app trying to like trick guys. It's just something on
Speaker 1: her personal social media page that.
Speaker 2: I think my Facebook says I'm whielder because I wasn't
Speaker 2: allowed to make it at the age when.
Speaker 1: Facebook Yeah stretch Okay, But I mean that doesn't sound
Speaker 1: like he did anything wrong. That sounds like you're just
Speaker 1: feeling guilty that you didn't one hundred percent come clean.
Speaker 5: Right. I'm just a really honest person, and it felt
Speaker 5: really weird to start off this new relationship on a lie, okay.
Speaker 2: And so it was easier to ghost him than to
Speaker 2: come clean and tell him the truth.
Speaker 5: Yeah. I don't want to look stupid for lying about
Speaker 5: something so small.
Speaker 1: Okays. I know you're an honest person. On this show,
Speaker 1: we tend not to be sorry.
Speaker 3: But if we do have any guilt about it, that is.
Speaker 1: That's why this is so hard for me to be
Speaker 1: honest with you and let you know that Blaine has
Speaker 1: actually been on the other line listening this entire time.
Speaker 5: That's not true.
Speaker 1: I wish I could say that, but it is, Blaine.
Speaker 1: Are you there?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 5: Hey, I don't know what to say right now.
Speaker 4: I mean I can, I can start it. Uh, that
Speaker 4: doesn't bother me.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 4: Like what age is, just the number. You know, you
Speaker 4: look great. I honestly thought you look younger than thirty two.
Speaker 1: So you're saying she doesn't seem like she's a thirty
Speaker 1: six year old.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean you can kind of choose your own age, right,
Speaker 4: I don't care.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's a good rule to live.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that is my due.
Speaker 1: I think the government.
Speaker 4: And somebody says, you look at twenty six, you're twenty six.
Speaker 4: I think that's how she thinks that.
Speaker 3: That is so right.
Speaker 5: I hear that. It makes me feel a little bit better.
Speaker 5: But I just I feel really bad when you brought
Speaker 5: it up, blaming on the date, Like my eyes got
Speaker 5: really big, and I didn't know what to say to you.
Speaker 4: So I could I could probably make you feel a
Speaker 4: little bit better. So the whole when we first started talking,
Speaker 4: I kind of lied to you about my sister.
Speaker 5: Oh wait, you don't have a sister.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, I do I have a sister. But
Speaker 4: I just I don't know. You were so beautiful and
Speaker 4: I really wanted to talk to you, so I just
Speaker 4: kind of lied about the about her birthday and your
Speaker 4: birthday being the same, just because I don't know. I
Speaker 4: just kind of wanted to start a conversation with you.
Speaker 5: Wait, you lied about her birthday?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it was just the way. I wanted
Speaker 4: to talk to you. You're so beautiful.
Speaker 5: I want to you said that, So, where's my gift card?
Speaker 5: I want my gift card back?
Speaker 4: I'll bring it, Like, Hey, we can go on a
Speaker 4: second date and I'll pay for Starbucks. How about that?
Speaker 5: That's I don't understand. How did you figure out that
Speaker 5: my birthday? How did you figure out when my birthday was?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 4: Oh god, look if all right? I don't know this
Speaker 4: is too much to say. So somebody said at one
Speaker 4: point that most attractive people's birthdays are the fifth, of
Speaker 4: fourteenth and the twenty third. So I kind of heard
Speaker 4: a Facebook search for people with those birthdays.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Hey, what a shows you?
Speaker 2: Like? I did?
Speaker 4: I only message you? Bro?
Speaker 1: Did you hear what she just said about that?
Speaker 2: She called you a loser?
Speaker 4: Bro?
Speaker 2: No, maybe she's talking about the guy who came up
Speaker 2: with that theory.
Speaker 5: On TikTok, I mean both of them.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean he was just having a hard time.
Speaker 3: You know how hard dating is.
Speaker 5: It's really hard to find honest people. Also, that's why
Speaker 5: dating is so hard.
Speaker 1: You were just saying how guilty and horrible that you
Speaker 1: felt about yourself, that you weren't completely honest with him,
Speaker 1: and now.
Speaker 5: It was a mistake.
Speaker 4: Well, look, you said that I was a really cool
Speaker 4: person and we would have never met up if I
Speaker 4: hadn't gone through all that and gotten in touch with
Speaker 4: your over social media.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I didn't know you were an online creep
Speaker 5: such in the dirt web for people's birth.
Speaker 1: It is living in the dark.
Speaker 5: Ages and even light on your sister.
Speaker 1: No successful relationship has ever started with total honesty. So like,
Speaker 1: this is actually not a bad place to jump off from,
Speaker 1: and we'd love to send you out on one more
Speaker 1: date that we would pay for, not you, I not
Speaker 1: with the gift cards or anything on us, one hundred.
Speaker 3: Percent give him a chance.
Speaker 5: I just I really hate dishonesty. So I'm gonna have
Speaker 5: to pass.
Speaker 1: Coming from someone pretending to be a thirty two year
Speaker 1: old online that was an accident.
Speaker 3: It's excuse six.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know how this call devolved into what it was,
Speaker 1: but coming from this twenty three year old GQ model,
Speaker 1: I think I think love is possible if you, if
Speaker 1: you just give it a chance.
Speaker 5: YEA.
Speaker 3: Also about your career, Jeff, where's the line?
Speaker 4: You're right? Love is possible. That's why I'm messaging two
Speaker 4: hundred more later Today, successful second date update.
Speaker 2: What's freaking Jeffrey in the morning