1 00:00:04,080 --> 00:00:04,920 Speaker 1: Doll World Up. 2 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:07,400 Speaker 2: Would you believe. 3 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:14,120 Speaker 1: Your sillion pieces? 4 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:25,200 Speaker 2: Would you believe? Bananas? Batty Bananas? 5 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:33,440 Speaker 3: Ba Oh Bananamals. Welcome to the Silliest Little Podcast Bananas Minisodes. 6 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:36,840 Speaker 3: I'm Banana Boy number two Scottie Landis. 7 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:38,760 Speaker 2: And I'm Kurt Brown Owler. 8 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:42,440 Speaker 1: Of course, if you're not familiar, you're familiar many sods. 9 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:46,440 Speaker 1: We take your your personal stories, your confessions, mix them 10 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:49,640 Speaker 1: with ours and it makes a nice little cocktail. 11 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:51,559 Speaker 3: It's a nice way for us to get to know 12 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:55,400 Speaker 3: the Bananamals your deepest, darkest secrets, and we absolve you. 13 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:58,960 Speaker 3: I mean, like we always say, unless you killed someone 14 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:02,080 Speaker 3: or seriously injured someone, we're going to absolve you from 15 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:05,720 Speaker 3: whatever you confess to us. And we put out on 16 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:08,000 Speaker 3: our Instagram the you've been in this podcast a couple 17 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:11,759 Speaker 3: of topics. You can send us confessions anytime, but these 18 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:16,759 Speaker 3: were relationships or mistaken identity confessions. So we'll get into them. 19 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:18,840 Speaker 3: We'll read a few of them. You went you were 20 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:19,520 Speaker 3: just sledding. 21 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:21,640 Speaker 2: I just went sledding. 22 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:25,600 Speaker 1: I was, uh, because Olive is out of school for 23 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:30,199 Speaker 1: this week, so we just I was like, I'll take 24 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:33,080 Speaker 1: Olive in the morning, and uh, like I took drop 25 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:35,399 Speaker 1: Gus off at school, and then Olive and I just 26 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:36,880 Speaker 1: went up. 27 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:38,080 Speaker 2: Towards Big Bear. 28 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:43,759 Speaker 1: To a place that I didn't know existed called Arrow Bear, 29 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:46,240 Speaker 1: which is in between Lake Arrowhead and Big Bear. 30 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:51,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I called it Big Arrow. They could 31 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:54,480 Speaker 3: have called it many things, big Head. 32 00:01:56,160 --> 00:02:01,480 Speaker 1: Barrow Air, and and so we brought the sled, the 33 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:03,480 Speaker 1: sled that we bought last time we went to Big 34 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:08,840 Speaker 1: Bear two years ago before the Great Choar, and Olive is, so, 35 00:02:08,919 --> 00:02:11,320 Speaker 1: you know, I'll have never seen snow or anything like that. 36 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:13,760 Speaker 1: So she's always very excited. This is a second time 37 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:15,919 Speaker 1: in her life. First time was two and a half 38 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:18,520 Speaker 1: and this is the second time she's seen snow. And 39 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:22,600 Speaker 1: so we bought some gloves on the way. She really 40 00:02:22,639 --> 00:02:26,079 Speaker 1: wanted to make a snow man, and I was like, oh, 41 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:30,280 Speaker 1: we don't have gloves. And then we got there and 42 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:33,360 Speaker 1: we like I parked on the side of the road 43 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:35,200 Speaker 1: and then we like I kind of like lifted her 44 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:38,680 Speaker 1: over this giant thing and the snow came down like 45 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:44,919 Speaker 1: two weeks ago, and is now it's just ice. I mean, 46 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:49,600 Speaker 1: that is just ice. And so we went on one 47 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:51,079 Speaker 1: we sledded once and. 48 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:52,840 Speaker 2: I was like, it's too fast. I don't want to 49 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:53,080 Speaker 2: do this. 50 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:55,240 Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, great, and then we like 51 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:57,280 Speaker 1: walked around for a little while. She's like I have 52 00:02:57,320 --> 00:02:59,080 Speaker 1: to pee and I was like, okay, we'll do a 53 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:01,000 Speaker 1: bush we she like and the snow made. 54 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:03,640 Speaker 2: The snow is a big deal. And then we're like, 55 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:06,480 Speaker 2: let's sled again. We sled it again. She loved it. 56 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,400 Speaker 1: She's like this is the best, and I'm like, this 57 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:11,280 Speaker 1: is great. Now she's into it. Let's do it again. 58 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:14,639 Speaker 1: And the sled breaks in half on the third oh, 59 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:18,400 Speaker 1: the third sled, and then she just was slid plastic 60 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:23,400 Speaker 1: sled because the ground was just bumpy ice and so 61 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:27,040 Speaker 1: it was like cold, and then it just literally separated 62 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:27,639 Speaker 1: in the middle. 63 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:29,440 Speaker 2: She was like in the front. 64 00:03:29,639 --> 00:03:33,640 Speaker 1: I was in the back like a cartoon, like a 65 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:36,400 Speaker 1: cartoon the way you would imagine a sled would break. 66 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:39,000 Speaker 1: And then she was just like, I want to go home, 67 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:43,040 Speaker 1: but you had been fifteen minutes. But we did it 68 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:45,480 Speaker 1: and I'll remember it, at least I don't know if 69 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:45,839 Speaker 1: she will. 70 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:48,440 Speaker 3: As a kid growing up in Southern California, to go 71 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:51,080 Speaker 3: sledding is a great thing and big those who've never 72 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:54,480 Speaker 3: been to Southern California Big Bear is a lake and 73 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:56,960 Speaker 3: there are ski mountains around it, and it's a pretty 74 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:00,080 Speaker 3: high altitude. That's why I get snow. It's only about well, 75 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:02,760 Speaker 3: it's like less than two hours from Los Angeles if 76 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:05,360 Speaker 3: you don't hit traffic, and it's a quaint little town, 77 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:08,520 Speaker 3: but it's our only option here really, if you want 78 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:11,360 Speaker 3: to go sledding, it's like near me game in town. 79 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:16,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so yeah, it was nice. 80 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:18,039 Speaker 2: It was all very pleasant family time. 81 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:19,880 Speaker 3: I'm going to tell this story on for a very 82 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:22,320 Speaker 3: special animals but one point I probably will tell this 83 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,800 Speaker 3: on the main pod because it makes me laugh so much. 84 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:27,720 Speaker 3: But when we were in college, Amherst College, which is 85 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:30,760 Speaker 3: next to you, Mass has one of the greatest sledding 86 00:04:30,839 --> 00:04:34,320 Speaker 3: hills imaginable. If anybody went to Amherst College or knows 87 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:39,000 Speaker 3: the area, it is just wide and steep and so long, 88 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:41,600 Speaker 3: and then at the end it just goes into baseball 89 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:44,560 Speaker 3: fields and sport field sports fields, so you can just 90 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:47,919 Speaker 3: go and go and go. That crazy guy Ozzy that 91 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:49,719 Speaker 3: I've mentioned a lot of time that hung out at 92 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:52,920 Speaker 3: our house but never went to UMass. He wore cross 93 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:56,200 Speaker 3: country ski shoes as his winter boots and they're flat 94 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:58,040 Speaker 3: on the bottom, and he used to sled by just 95 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:00,279 Speaker 3: putting his hands in his pockets and standing up and 96 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:02,359 Speaker 3: then would just slide down on his feet at thirty 97 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:03,040 Speaker 3: miles an hour. 98 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:05,359 Speaker 2: Ozzie's Cool Man is the best. 99 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:09,680 Speaker 3: But one night, my buddy John wanted to record He 100 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:12,359 Speaker 3: had a sketch TV show in college called The John Show, 101 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:15,800 Speaker 3: and he wanted to record all of us just going 102 00:05:15,839 --> 00:05:17,960 Speaker 3: off this huge jump that had been built by other 103 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:21,400 Speaker 3: students earlier in the week. And so only my roommate 104 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:23,480 Speaker 3: Franco and John and I go and it's same thing 105 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:28,080 Speaker 3: as you're saying, iced Over, like I so fast and 106 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,720 Speaker 3: if you and like if you try to start your 107 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:31,760 Speaker 3: own path, it just kicks you back onto the path. 108 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:34,440 Speaker 3: So no matter what, you're hitting this jump at full 109 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:37,360 Speaker 3: speed down the middle of the hill. And so we're bailing. 110 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:40,839 Speaker 3: We're bailing. And then Franco, who famously won't bail, he 111 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:43,200 Speaker 3: was trying to think of something cool because we're going 112 00:05:43,279 --> 00:05:45,840 Speaker 3: to be filming it for this TV show, and he's like, 113 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:48,159 Speaker 3: I got it, and he goes in the sled, legs 114 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:50,039 Speaker 3: in front of him, sitting up holding the sides of 115 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:53,479 Speaker 3: a plastic sled, and when he goes off the ramp 116 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:56,680 Speaker 3: and there is footage of this. He goes so high 117 00:05:56,960 --> 00:06:01,400 Speaker 3: and so long, and before he like reaches the pinnacle, 118 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:08,360 Speaker 3: he yelled Creed rules. The band Creed and he flew 119 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:10,760 Speaker 3: and then he didn't bail and he landed on his 120 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:13,039 Speaker 3: tailbone and like just crash so hard. It was in 121 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:15,560 Speaker 3: such pain. And we were joking about this two weeks ago. 122 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:18,799 Speaker 3: And I guess now as an adult guy, he's got 123 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:23,480 Speaker 3: sciatica because of that accident in college. Is that crazy? 124 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:26,840 Speaker 3: He hit his He like he messed up his lower 125 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:31,200 Speaker 3: lumbar spine or whatever. But but he yelled Creed rules 126 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:35,120 Speaker 3: doing this. Maybe I'll save that one when we do 127 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:37,080 Speaker 3: our first ski lodge show somewhere. 128 00:06:37,839 --> 00:06:41,640 Speaker 1: Oh man, we gotta do a ski lodge shows the 129 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:43,800 Speaker 1: mountains of Colorado. 130 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:45,839 Speaker 2: I'm a ski lodge. 131 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:49,360 Speaker 3: Yes, let us know. Yes, if you manage a ski 132 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:52,000 Speaker 3: lodge somewhere and you want a live comedy show, we 133 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:55,240 Speaker 3: will tape at your lot. We will be there, all right. 134 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:57,719 Speaker 2: Give me a give me a confession, give me a story, 135 00:06:57,720 --> 00:06:58,040 Speaker 2: give me. 136 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,720 Speaker 3: Here's a relationship confession. The other thing I about confessions 137 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:03,960 Speaker 3: is there anonymous. We don't say your name, and we 138 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,960 Speaker 3: ask everybody to send this real confession. So here's one. 139 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:10,520 Speaker 3: My ex used to hide snacks around the house like 140 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:14,360 Speaker 3: hohos and ding dongs. I mean great when we would 141 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:16,560 Speaker 3: get into arguments, I would go find them and either 142 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:18,480 Speaker 3: open them up and take a big bite out and 143 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:20,600 Speaker 3: put it back in the wrapper and then back in 144 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:23,200 Speaker 3: a hiding place, or I would squish the crap out 145 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:25,560 Speaker 3: of them in the wrappers and put them back. I 146 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:27,920 Speaker 3: committed violence against snackcakes. 147 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:30,720 Speaker 2: That's very funny. 148 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:34,480 Speaker 3: I mean those are good. You know you are absolved. 149 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:35,480 Speaker 3: We forgive you. 150 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:39,440 Speaker 1: You're absolved. No hurt, nobody got hurt. That's a great 151 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:43,160 Speaker 1: way to take it out. I remember my for some reason, 152 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:45,280 Speaker 1: my mom was really into like health food until I 153 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:48,640 Speaker 1: was like six, and then at six it was like 154 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:51,440 Speaker 1: I don't give a shit anymore. Yes, And so it 155 00:07:51,480 --> 00:07:53,720 Speaker 1: was just like trash in the house all the time. 156 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:54,000 Speaker 3: Yes. 157 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:58,920 Speaker 1: And we had little Debbie Brownies that were on top 158 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:02,440 Speaker 1: of the fridge, and it was like like every single 159 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:05,760 Speaker 1: day after school, come in, reach on top of the fridge, 160 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:09,560 Speaker 1: get a little Debbie brownie and eat the ship out 161 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:11,360 Speaker 1: of that and kudos. 162 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:18,320 Speaker 3: Kudos, I'm yours. That was a good healthy coconut late chocolate. 163 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:20,840 Speaker 2: It was a Snickers bar, but they just like sold 164 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:21,679 Speaker 2: it as health food. 165 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:27,920 Speaker 3: Kudos, I'm yours, I'm yours. They were good. They had 166 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:30,880 Speaker 3: a commercial the God. You don't watch commercials anymore because 167 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:32,600 Speaker 3: the streamers. But there was a time where you would 168 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:34,959 Speaker 3: just sit and plant and watch Nickelodeon or whatever. You 169 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:38,040 Speaker 3: watch them your kid and just get hammered by jingles. 170 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:42,040 Speaker 3: And they've stuck with me to this day. Remember my crazy, 171 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:44,920 Speaker 3: crazy roommate Zayan and well we use fake name Zaye 172 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:45,560 Speaker 3: in Brooklyn. 173 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:48,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he would. I love Zay. 174 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:52,000 Speaker 3: Stories, Zane stories. Yeah. He drove me nuts for one year. 175 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:55,320 Speaker 3: I mean absolutely the craziest roommate I've ever had. And 176 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:58,160 Speaker 3: I didn't smash any of his ding dongs or ho hos. 177 00:08:58,280 --> 00:09:00,680 Speaker 3: But one he got a new laptop even though he 178 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:03,320 Speaker 3: was unemployed. His family just sent him money all the time. 179 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:06,000 Speaker 3: And back then you used to have to put two 180 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:09,240 Speaker 3: discs like startup discs in your laptop to like, I 181 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:11,400 Speaker 3: don't know, boot it or whatever the heck you have 182 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:14,120 Speaker 3: to do. I don't know technology. So he had a 183 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:16,840 Speaker 3: big bedroom. I had a big bedroom. I'm watching a movie. 184 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:19,840 Speaker 3: He decided in the living room. He decides to do 185 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:22,080 Speaker 3: all of his computer stuff with his new computer on 186 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:24,599 Speaker 3: the coffee table in front of me while playing keyboard 187 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:27,640 Speaker 3: in his bedroom. So the computer's in front of me, 188 00:09:27,679 --> 00:09:30,280 Speaker 3: and every time he has to do something Disc A 189 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:33,079 Speaker 3: and Disc B, he comes in, walks in front of 190 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:35,280 Speaker 3: the TV, bends over sort of in front of me. 191 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:38,240 Speaker 3: Like the guy was just a nuisance. He was an absent, 192 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:43,240 Speaker 3: but he was also super forgetful. And so that night, 193 00:09:43,679 --> 00:09:45,760 Speaker 3: every time he would put Disc A in and would 194 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:48,320 Speaker 3: take fifty minutes to load or whatever when it would 195 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:50,520 Speaker 3: kick back out, I wouldn't tell him. I would just 196 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:52,800 Speaker 3: put Disc B in and put it in, and then 197 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:55,079 Speaker 3: he would come and then he would check and then 198 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:56,920 Speaker 3: Disc B would come out and he would be like, oh, 199 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:58,360 Speaker 3: I must have messed that up, and then he would 200 00:09:58,360 --> 00:10:00,040 Speaker 3: put Disc A in and did it. So we I 201 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:02,960 Speaker 3: just repeated that cycle of me switching the disc without 202 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:06,400 Speaker 3: telling him and driving him insane. So that was my 203 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:10,360 Speaker 3: little this is my little confession. But yeah, just I 204 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:12,840 Speaker 3: could not stand him, and what he was doing was 205 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,800 Speaker 3: so obnoxious that I was like, well, I'm just gonna 206 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:17,600 Speaker 3: mess with this dude. And it went on for honestly 207 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:20,080 Speaker 3: three hours that I would just wait for him to leave, 208 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:22,600 Speaker 3: switch the disks around, and the guy, I'll just take 209 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:26,200 Speaker 3: your computer to your room. Dude. Anyways, no regrets on 210 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:27,080 Speaker 3: that huge room. 211 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:31,360 Speaker 2: Que room right, I got one here for you. 212 00:10:31,559 --> 00:10:31,839 Speaker 3: Good. 213 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:37,520 Speaker 1: It's a nice confession here. I faked a British accent 214 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:40,480 Speaker 1: to a girl at Ocean City, Maryland when we were eighteen, 215 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:43,040 Speaker 1: and for two days lied about. 216 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:43,920 Speaker 2: Being from Liverpool. 217 00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:44,520 Speaker 3: Amazing. 218 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:48,680 Speaker 1: Finally I told her about actually being from Berryville, virgin Yeah. 219 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:52,800 Speaker 1: We sat on the sand under a moonlight sky and 220 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:56,480 Speaker 1: she slapped me. That was the last time I saw 221 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:59,800 Speaker 1: her until five years later. I was working at the 222 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:05,479 Speaker 1: American Eagle outfit No in Hagar'stown and randomly was cashiering 223 00:11:05,559 --> 00:11:08,960 Speaker 1: some person and noticed her rewards card was the same 224 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:11,760 Speaker 1: name of the girl I faked a British accent to, 225 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:14,719 Speaker 1: and for fun, I said, would you like. 226 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:18,480 Speaker 2: Your receipt with you in the bag, but in an 227 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:20,400 Speaker 2: English accent and her ours. 228 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:23,640 Speaker 1: Her eyes darted at my lanyard that included my name, 229 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:26,680 Speaker 1: and she yelled fuck you and then stormed off with 230 00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:27,600 Speaker 1: her merchandise. 231 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:30,720 Speaker 3: Well you're absolved for sure of this because that other 232 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:33,800 Speaker 3: person won nobody should be slapping anybody, especially after seventy 233 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:37,480 Speaker 3: two hours, two days, two days, forty eight hours. Nobody 234 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:40,360 Speaker 3: shap on everybody. And then get over it. You dodged 235 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:42,640 Speaker 3: a bullet there. You're fully absolved of that one. 236 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:45,800 Speaker 1: Oh man. But I do remember I was much younger. 237 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:47,360 Speaker 1: I was much younger. I think I must have been 238 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:51,280 Speaker 1: like eleven. It's probably eleven ten, eleven, twelve in that area. 239 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,959 Speaker 1: And uh, and I haven't really thought about this time 240 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:57,000 Speaker 1: in my life for a long time. But my mom 241 00:11:58,040 --> 00:12:00,679 Speaker 1: was my mom, you know, they my parents got to 242 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,800 Speaker 1: worse when house two and then my mom just never dated. 243 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:06,920 Speaker 1: She just maybe she would go on a date here 244 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:10,080 Speaker 1: or there, but you know, just. 245 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:13,360 Speaker 2: Like a she's working mom. 246 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:17,160 Speaker 1: And but then when I was around ten or so, 247 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:21,839 Speaker 1: she met this guy d who owned a funeral home 248 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:27,760 Speaker 1: Fine and and he lived above the funeral home, and 249 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:32,160 Speaker 1: she dated him for like a year or two maybe more, 250 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:35,800 Speaker 1: and he would he I remember, he smoked and so like. 251 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:37,960 Speaker 1: And that's why I think, like there was no way 252 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:41,480 Speaker 1: my mom ever like could smell cigarettes on me, because 253 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:43,360 Speaker 1: like we were like coming and going from Dee's house 254 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:44,840 Speaker 1: or something, do you know what I mean, Like we're 255 00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:47,840 Speaker 1: just like once you walk into an apartment where everyone's smoking, 256 00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:51,360 Speaker 1: it's like you can't tell yes. And and I remember, 257 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:53,480 Speaker 1: and it was just like, so I would just spend 258 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:55,320 Speaker 1: a lot of time at this funeral home. 259 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:57,760 Speaker 2: That's so it's so weird. 260 00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:01,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, And and I remember he gave me this gift 261 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:04,640 Speaker 1: once that someone had given him as like a joke, 262 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:13,560 Speaker 1: which was little paper cutouts of of like battleships that 263 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:16,320 Speaker 1: you could then put in the toilet and then pee 264 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:19,960 Speaker 1: on them to like sink them. Like he had just 265 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,920 Speaker 1: been given it as like a gag gift from Spencer 266 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:24,200 Speaker 1: Stifts or something, but he gave it to me, and 267 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:28,200 Speaker 1: it was just like this, dude, is awesome. This is 268 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:31,360 Speaker 1: the coolest thing I have ever got, Like this is 269 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:33,520 Speaker 1: about you get piss on these ships. 270 00:13:33,559 --> 00:13:34,440 Speaker 2: This is awesome. 271 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:38,760 Speaker 1: And I remember one night my mom and Dee, I guess, 272 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:41,640 Speaker 1: are having drinks. He's smoking a ton and I would 273 00:13:41,679 --> 00:13:44,640 Speaker 1: go downstairs and he lived. He was in bellmar, New Jersey, 274 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:48,280 Speaker 1: and there was just some kids hanging out, like some 275 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:51,120 Speaker 1: girls hanging out on a stoop in bell Marn, New Jersey. 276 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:53,920 Speaker 2: Yes, And it was just dark enough it. 277 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:56,920 Speaker 1: Was like late like late twilight, so it was just 278 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:59,040 Speaker 1: like you could kind of make out that like I 279 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:00,959 Speaker 1: was a boy and they for some reason I just 280 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,000 Speaker 1: started talking to them in a British accent. 281 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:08,000 Speaker 2: Amazing and and it was this for a ten or 282 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:08,960 Speaker 2: an eleven year. 283 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:15,600 Speaker 1: Old like like just a a freedom of being someone 284 00:14:15,679 --> 00:14:18,120 Speaker 1: completely different and being in the dark, do you know 285 00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:21,800 Speaker 1: what I mean? And like flirting with these like eleven 286 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:26,040 Speaker 1: year old girls that was just like amazing to me. 287 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:28,480 Speaker 1: And I never let on and they're like, are you 288 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:30,880 Speaker 1: really from England? And I was like, oh, yeah, I'm 289 00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:39,040 Speaker 1: old from a and then like that said goodbye and left. 290 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:41,960 Speaker 2: But man, it was it was beautiful. 291 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:44,600 Speaker 1: But also like what what where everybody's having fun at 292 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,160 Speaker 1: that age, you know what I mean? Like there's no 293 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:47,800 Speaker 1: reason to slap anybody, No. 294 00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:51,080 Speaker 3: Never hit anybody. We're all goofing. Also, that's yeah, I 295 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:54,480 Speaker 3: mean that's amazing. Every time I go into like an 296 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:57,160 Speaker 3: Irish pub in New York or like we're in la 297 00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:59,760 Speaker 3: or anywhere, and there's always one bartender who always like 298 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:02,480 Speaker 3: the thickest Irish accent and you're in like Topeka and 299 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:04,560 Speaker 3: you're like, there's no way, like I think that there 300 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:05,880 Speaker 3: are a lot of I think the guy at the 301 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:08,040 Speaker 3: tam O'Shanter fakes a Scottish accent. 302 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:13,160 Speaker 4: There's a bart I know exactly who you're talking about, Yes, 303 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,440 Speaker 4: And his brogue is like and he's he's always saying 304 00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:19,440 Speaker 4: like that, all the catchphrases that if you googled what 305 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:21,800 Speaker 4: is slang in Scotland, he's always saying it. 306 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:23,800 Speaker 3: And I was there with my friend Ali, who is 307 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,920 Speaker 3: a lesbian, and she got up to go to the 308 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:28,400 Speaker 3: bathroom and he's like, I'm not even gonna do it. 309 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,440 Speaker 3: I can't even do his accent. But he was like, mate, 310 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:33,120 Speaker 3: you got a good one there. She's absolutely stunning, and 311 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:36,840 Speaker 3: like went and I was like, that's my friend, and 312 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:38,760 Speaker 3: you're being weird and now you're talking to me in 313 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:41,000 Speaker 3: like a brogue about the woman I'm with, who's just 314 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:46,680 Speaker 3: my buddy. But there was this venue, remember when Super 315 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:50,200 Speaker 3: Deluxe had that live show where they showed all like 316 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:52,400 Speaker 3: the preview back in the day in New York. Was 317 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:55,000 Speaker 3: it like Bowerie Ballroom or there was a big venue 318 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,000 Speaker 3: that used to have a bar in the basement or 319 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,080 Speaker 3: god what was it? 320 00:15:58,360 --> 00:15:59,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, I know, I know it 321 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:03,640 Speaker 1: was on or No. It was between like fifteenth and sixteenth. Yeah, 322 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:07,000 Speaker 1: just just east. 323 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:11,520 Speaker 3: Of Webster Hall. No, no, no, but anyways that venue, 324 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:13,320 Speaker 3: I was at the bar in the basement. I think 325 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:16,400 Speaker 3: maybe you and Kristen were doing you were doing a 326 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:18,360 Speaker 3: comedy lineup. It was a big comedy night and I 327 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:19,760 Speaker 3: got there extra early. 328 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:22,280 Speaker 2: And serving plaza. 329 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:25,960 Speaker 3: Yes, yes, that's exactly where it was. And so I'm 330 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:31,120 Speaker 3: at the basement bar and just strike up conversation with 331 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:32,760 Speaker 3: the woman next to me, and she's our you know, 332 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:35,120 Speaker 3: I was probably twenty four, she was probably twenty four, 333 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:38,400 Speaker 3: and she's like, I'm from Scotland and I got in 334 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:41,840 Speaker 3: last night and I've been walking around and I think 335 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:43,800 Speaker 3: Mayve Higgen somebody was on the show where she was 336 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:45,720 Speaker 3: there to see the comedy too, And I was like, 337 00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:48,600 Speaker 3: what do you think about New York? And she's like, squirrels. 338 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:52,920 Speaker 3: There's so many squirrels, Like, do not have squirrels? I 339 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:55,040 Speaker 3: was like, do you not have squirrels in Scotland. She's like, no, 340 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,440 Speaker 3: we don't. End They're everywhere, and like everybody talks about 341 00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:59,960 Speaker 3: the rats here, but the squirrels. And I always thought 342 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:03,360 Speaker 3: that was the funniest observation that chick just had never 343 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:07,840 Speaker 3: seen squirrels before. And was just like they are taking over. 344 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:10,240 Speaker 2: That I do remember. 345 00:17:10,359 --> 00:17:14,720 Speaker 1: Like the Australian that I dated, she was super psyched 346 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:15,679 Speaker 1: about deer. 347 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:21,440 Speaker 2: Like, look at this, dear, this is amazing. 348 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:25,680 Speaker 1: And I was like, you have like a humanoid animal 349 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:28,800 Speaker 1: that jumps around on its back legs and punches people 350 00:17:29,119 --> 00:17:30,440 Speaker 1: with its hands. 351 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:33,160 Speaker 2: Deer art suck compared to camp. 352 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:37,119 Speaker 3: Absolutely, yeah, I god, we gotta do a show. We 353 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:39,000 Speaker 3: have to do a show in Australia. We don't do 354 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:42,199 Speaker 3: Stee Lodge in Australia. That's what we've gotten on this minisode. 355 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:46,439 Speaker 3: All right, here's another one. Confession dated a guy for 356 00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:49,800 Speaker 3: four months without knowing how to properly pronounce his name, 357 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:53,440 Speaker 3: just to avoid calling him by name at all costs. 358 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:58,639 Speaker 1: We would just avoid how many months four months didn't 359 00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:02,320 Speaker 1: really know how to pronounce his name? Dude, that is 360 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:05,040 Speaker 1: amazing Seinfeld episode. 361 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:06,080 Speaker 3: That's really good. 362 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:08,200 Speaker 2: That is really really good. 363 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:12,320 Speaker 3: I guess that makes I guess that makes sense. There 364 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:16,520 Speaker 3: was a yeah, like they're definitely I mean, not for dating, 365 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,720 Speaker 3: that doesn't make sense. But in life, you run into 366 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:21,199 Speaker 3: people in the regular that you're just like and I 367 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,639 Speaker 3: can tell when somebody doesn't know my name, like it 368 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:26,040 Speaker 3: happens a lot with comedians and stuff. But I'll like 369 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:28,000 Speaker 3: say my name. I'm like, hey, I'm Scottie. We met 370 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,879 Speaker 3: it so and so whatever. But I do if somebody 371 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:32,880 Speaker 3: gets it wrong, I will just roll with it. If 372 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,600 Speaker 3: I've had people call me other names like Mike or 373 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,480 Speaker 3: Steve or whatever, and I just roll with it, it 374 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:41,080 Speaker 3: doesn't bother me out. 375 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:46,919 Speaker 1: I definitely had people in my life where I at 376 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:50,080 Speaker 1: a certain point I was like, I simply can't ask 377 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:53,080 Speaker 1: what their name is. Yes, like people who I've like 378 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:56,359 Speaker 1: just worked with or worked near or around for so long, 379 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,080 Speaker 1: where I was just like, I can't ask. I have 380 00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:01,520 Speaker 1: to have someone else ask for me. Yes, I like 381 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:05,160 Speaker 1: exactly what you just said. I got a confession here. 382 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:09,399 Speaker 1: I once let a therapist call me Kitty for a 383 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:12,040 Speaker 1: couple of years. 384 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,159 Speaker 2: Kitty is not my name. I just embraced it. 385 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:18,560 Speaker 1: Sometimes I would tell my family when describing a situation, 386 00:19:19,119 --> 00:19:21,080 Speaker 1: you know, Kitty wouldn't take this shit. 387 00:19:23,119 --> 00:19:27,639 Speaker 3: If that's the perfect attitude, you are absolved, exactly. That's amazing. 388 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:30,520 Speaker 3: You're both absolved. I do a thing now where when 389 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:33,320 Speaker 3: you get and this is a light pro tip, if 390 00:19:33,359 --> 00:19:36,120 Speaker 3: you don't remember somebody's last name, which happens a lot, 391 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:39,520 Speaker 3: especially with what we do. You'll get text sometimes and 392 00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:41,800 Speaker 3: you'll save somebody in your phone. It's Kurt. You'll save 393 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:45,240 Speaker 3: somebody's scotty, but you don't know their last name. If 394 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:47,919 Speaker 3: that person texts you and you if you're ever in 395 00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:50,160 Speaker 3: a situation we have to say invite them to something 396 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:54,919 Speaker 3: on invitation whatever, just say, dude, my phone, I dropped 397 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:57,840 Speaker 3: my phone, it's acting. Could you just email me or 398 00:19:58,119 --> 00:20:01,479 Speaker 3: DM me? And like I've used Facebook, I've used every 399 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,920 Speaker 3: way possible, but just asking somebody to email you sp oh. 400 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:06,520 Speaker 3: And this is also goes with when you get a 401 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:08,760 Speaker 3: number that you don't know and they're like, hey, Kurt, 402 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:09,080 Speaker 3: what's up? 403 00:20:09,119 --> 00:20:09,239 Speaker 4: Man? 404 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:10,840 Speaker 3: Are we still on for next week and you don't 405 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:13,159 Speaker 3: have it saved? Go dude, can you just email me? 406 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:14,959 Speaker 3: Or just go hey, can you just email me the 407 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:18,840 Speaker 3: details my phone's And I've gotten away with that fifty 408 00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:20,760 Speaker 3: times where people are like, hey, did you have an 409 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,960 Speaker 3: I have to read my script? I'm like, ah, man, 410 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:25,760 Speaker 3: can you just send me the newest version? And then 411 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:30,280 Speaker 3: I'm like, right, it's Doug. Doug to pro tip if 412 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:32,440 Speaker 3: you get a text from some number that you don't 413 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:35,240 Speaker 3: have saved and they definitely know you lie and say 414 00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:36,960 Speaker 3: something's wrong with your phone and just ask them to 415 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:39,080 Speaker 3: email you and that you'll get them back with your 416 00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:40,240 Speaker 3: new phone works. 417 00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:43,160 Speaker 1: That's a great that's a great tip. What I do 418 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:48,840 Speaker 1: is just very agreeably respond like, hey man, how you doing? 419 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,159 Speaker 1: Good to hear from you? Also, who is this? 420 00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:57,520 Speaker 3: And they're like lol. Then they don't tell you the worst, the. 421 00:20:57,440 --> 00:21:00,520 Speaker 2: Worse I've never had that I've ever had. 422 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:04,720 Speaker 1: L don't because it's always someone who like should have 423 00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:06,560 Speaker 1: put their name, yes, do you know what I mean? 424 00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:09,560 Speaker 1: Like I almost get angry at them where it's just like, 425 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:13,560 Speaker 1: hey man, you texted me once eight years ago. You 426 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:16,399 Speaker 1: think I'm supposed to remember your like, have put your 427 00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:17,679 Speaker 1: number into my phone? 428 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:21,160 Speaker 2: Like just say, like, this is Doug Dash Doug. It's 429 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:22,080 Speaker 2: always Doug. 430 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:23,120 Speaker 3: It's always Doug. 431 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:26,040 Speaker 2: Right, It's always Doug. That was a good one. 432 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:29,800 Speaker 3: Scottie Well, I love the minisodes ban Animals. Be nice 433 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:32,760 Speaker 3: to yourself, Give yourself a compliment, Give someone in the 434 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:36,639 Speaker 3: room with you a compliment, something unexpected. If if you 435 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:39,600 Speaker 3: are known for having big beautiful eyes, don't say God 436 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:42,120 Speaker 3: I have big beautify. I say the way I get 437 00:21:42,119 --> 00:21:44,760 Speaker 3: out of bed in the morning. It looks as though 438 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:47,359 Speaker 3: I'm going to have a wonderful day. Give yourself a 439 00:21:47,359 --> 00:21:49,359 Speaker 3: compliment that nobody else would give you. 440 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:55,639 Speaker 2: Take care of yourself. Thank you for everybody. Thank you 441 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:56,200 Speaker 2: to everybody. 442 00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,439 Speaker 1: Thank you to Scotty, thank you to me, thank you 443 00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:01,640 Speaker 1: to Exactly Right. 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