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Speaker 1: He is Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning and it's a podcast.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to it. Start all right, let's get a gun.

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Speaker 2: How many bars do you think you could successfully visit

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Speaker 2: in one night?

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Speaker 3: If I'm not drinking a lot more.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna go with three for Alexus before she yoldles

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Speaker 2: up her groceries. Okay, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,

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Speaker 2: and I bring it up because a sixty nine year

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Speaker 2: old British man just set the new world's record by

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Speaker 2: drinking at one hundred and twenty bars in twenty four hours.

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Speaker 1: Yes, he had a drink at each one. Is he alive?

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Speaker 2: Is it a dead man who got pure jealousy? And

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Speaker 2: check for just one second. He's David Clarkson jealous and

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Speaker 2: he moved to Australia recently with one goal for his

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Speaker 2: retirement to drink everyone else under the table.

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Speaker 3: Australia.

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Speaker 2: And he started his request that the Captain cook Hotel Indy.

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Speaker 2: Then walked around to one hundred and nineteen other drinking

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Speaker 2: establishments over the course of the next twenty four hours.

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Speaker 2: He walked stumbled. Probably the only rule was he had

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Speaker 2: to have one drink at each stop, and water did

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Speaker 2: not count.

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Speaker 1: How many drinks is that per hour? That's a lot.

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Speaker 2: I mean it's at least five drinks per hour. Wait,

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Speaker 2: and by the time he reached his one hundred and

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Speaker 2: twentieth bar, David was tired. He was visibly drunk, but

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Speaker 2: he was still upright and heard the words that he'd

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Speaker 2: been waiting for all that.

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Speaker 1: Hey, how you do No, those were not broke.

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Speaker 2: I know you like a man in a weakened mental state.

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Speaker 4: But no.

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Speaker 2: David was told at the last bar that his world

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Speaker 2: record was officially certified.

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Speaker 3: Was the last bar in business.

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Speaker 1: But he was able to find so many bars are open?

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Speaker 5: Oh.

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Speaker 2: He took the title from two Australians name Garry Kouros

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Speaker 2: and jake Leyderton, who only managed a measly ninety nine

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Speaker 2: puss Wow. Afterwards, David mumbled something about how much he

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Speaker 2: loved everybody, and then he went home and chose to

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Speaker 2: celebrate by sleeping it off for the next week straight.

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Speaker 5: Oh okay, his pulse please.

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Speaker 6: I was gonna say, I mean.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if we can muster half of David's effort for

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Speaker 2: the shock collar question of the day, then I think

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Speaker 2: we're gonna be in a good position. We're gonna send

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Speaker 2: it over to digital Jake to lead us there, Take

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Speaker 2: us there, Jake.

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Speaker 5: When I check my magical calendar, I see a lot

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Speaker 5: of a list celebs celebrating birthdays too. Okay, oh really,

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Speaker 5: Barbara streisand okay, Kelly Clarkson, even the entertainer, And yes,

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Speaker 5: I do consider Cedric the entertainer and a list. D

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Speaker 5: all right, it's my list. I get to choose who's honest.

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Speaker 5: But still, none of those stars shines nearly as bright

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Speaker 5: as our own in house celeb birthday. Yes, because April

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Speaker 5: twenty fourth is the day the world was gifted Jose

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Speaker 5: bolanos Am sure you want to.

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Speaker 2: Use the word gifted.

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Speaker 3: I'm very specially. I've been told them a fair.

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Speaker 5: What would this world look like without Jose Wi A

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Speaker 5: lot less pun jokes and descriptions of annual salmon migration,

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Speaker 5: that's for sure. By the way, So today, to celebrate

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Speaker 5: Jose's birthday, we're going to do a special. Is this

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Speaker 5: a Jose tweet or a different celeb tweet? Edition of

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Speaker 5: plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 2: Cedric Entertainer never got a segment like this. Promise you though,

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Speaker 2: I'll read you a tweet.

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Speaker 5: You just have to tell me did Jose tweet that?

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Speaker 5: Or was it another famous celebrity. If you get it right,

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Speaker 5: you get to stay in the game. Alexis europe first.

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Speaker 5: A few years ago, when Russia first invaded Ukraine, someone

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Speaker 5: tweets quote, let's go was it Jose or another celebrity?

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Speaker 6: If that was me, I'd like to say there was

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Speaker 6: no correlation tweet.

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Speaker 7: Okay, we all know you over say that the time.

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Speaker 3: It's my favorite.

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Speaker 1: We're up early in the morning. Maybe he tweeted that

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Speaker 1: before it happened and you didn't know, or maybe he

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Speaker 1: read the headline wrong. I could see that. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: say it was Jose on accident.

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Speaker 5: Okay, okay, please.

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Speaker 3: Don't be true.

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Speaker 5: Alexi says, that's a Jose tweet.

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Speaker 6: That is.

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Speaker 5: Not a Jose tweet. It was another celebrity.

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Speaker 3: It was the weekend.

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Speaker 8: Oh okay, let's go over to Brook all right, Brook,

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Speaker 8: who tweeted I just ordered a set of ladles online

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Speaker 8: and said, ooh those are fancy smancy when I saw them.

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Speaker 5: Was it Jose or another celebrity?

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Speaker 2: Ladles?

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Speaker 1: Ladles?

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Speaker 9: I mean, here's the problem with this tweet for me

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Speaker 9: is I've been to Jose's kitchen, and there are not

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Speaker 9: any utensils that a plastic You're right, or make giant

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Speaker 9: plastic ladles. Honestly, the one pot I bought him I

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Speaker 9: think ten years ago.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say not Jose.

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Speaker 5: It says that was another celebrities tweet.

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Speaker 10: That was.

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Speaker 5: That was Jose on June twenty seventh, twenty one.

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Speaker 9: Wait, you don't have any silver review of multiple ladles

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Speaker 9: and I've never used one of them.

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Speaker 2: Jose's like two am Chinese Facebook market place posts. They

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Speaker 2: can't be predicted.

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Speaker 5: That's what it was.

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Speaker 3: It was like a set of like four things.

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Speaker 5: They sound really nice. Wow, Jose, it's your.

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Speaker 2: Turn to remember if you did your own tweet or

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Speaker 2: not who tweeted quote.

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Speaker 5: A true friend doesn't rub it in when they make

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Speaker 5: a mistake. Instead, they'll help you rub it out.

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Speaker 1: Was it or another celeb that's really funny.

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Speaker 6: That's really funny, So I immediately assume as me. But I mean,

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Speaker 6: but I'm mostly like inappropriate and crass on my live stream.

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Speaker 5: I've looked at a lot of your tweets, many your

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Speaker 5: fairy actually yeah.

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Speaker 6: Football on drinking Jose was probably way more inappropriate. But

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Speaker 6: I still don't think this was me. I'm gonna say, na.

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Speaker 5: Jose says that was another celeb That was another celebrity,

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Speaker 5: that was television Minister Joel Austin Minister said, that's right.

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Speaker 2: You help your friends rubble one out.

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Speaker 5: Maybe free job identifying your own tweets. Let's go on

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Speaker 5: to Jeffrey. Okay, Jeffrey in May twenty twenty, who tweeted

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Speaker 5: congratulations to the astronauts that left Earth today. Good choice.

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Speaker 5: So another celebrity or Jose, that's pretty good. Tough time

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Speaker 5: for assault.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, right in the middle of the beginning of the pandemic.

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Speaker 2: Jose does like to follow news stories that most senior

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Speaker 2: citizens would be really so, like a rocket launch would

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Speaker 2: be totally something. Jose would get pumped at it people.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say that's really him. Jeffrey says, that's a

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Speaker 2: Jose tweet.

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Speaker 5: That is.

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Speaker 11: Correct.

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Speaker 5: Jose tweet from May of twenty twenty.

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Speaker 6: Yes, Jose came back.

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Speaker 5: We are running out of time for Jose's tweet game. Okay,

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Speaker 5: so I'm gonna give you the sudden death question my

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Speaker 5: own you have by your own tweet or another celebrity.

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Speaker 5: You get it right and you win. You get it

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Speaker 5: wrong and Jeffrey Wins who tweeted, quote, I feel like

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Speaker 5: there's a giant meat loaf inside of me? Was it

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Speaker 5: you or another celebrity?

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Speaker 2: Possibly right after eating a giant meat loaf from.

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Speaker 1: Did anything ever stay inside of you? You're in the bathroom,

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Speaker 1: literally everything taken.

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Speaker 6: The only times I eat meat loaf have been like drunk.

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Speaker 6: There's a cafe that's open twenty four to seven.

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Speaker 1: You're missing the important part. It's a funny word.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true. But I just I don't like to lie,

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Speaker 3: So I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say I can do this.

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Speaker 3: Look maybe a comedy, but.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna say not do this.

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Speaker 5: Jose says, that's another celeb that is that's another CELEBRITI

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Speaker 5: that was Chris Jenner great.

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Speaker 2: Eye, right after she met her boyfriend.

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Speaker 5: So, Jose, that means you've won today's birthday edition up

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Speaker 5: plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 2: All right, well, Jose remembers his own tweets.

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Speaker 9: Somehow, that is the most shocking big okay birthday.

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Speaker 5: Sorry, there it is.

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Speaker 2: That's Jose's birthday text in seventy five nine to wish

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Speaker 2: him a happy one.

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Speaker 4: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes I wonder if it would be easier to do

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Speaker 2: this show with a group of dogs, because whenever I

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Speaker 2: tell Jose to go fetch my papers from the printer,

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Speaker 2: he tends to get lost halfway ends up marking the

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Speaker 2: copy machine.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, is that that smell over that?

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Speaker 2: That's what that is? Remarked, that's his copy machine, your

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Speaker 2: own smell. If I ask Alexis to heal, she reaches

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Speaker 2: down and hands me her stiletto ugs.

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Speaker 9: Oh yeah, no, there's And.

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Speaker 2: If I ever tell Brooke to shake, she rips off

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Speaker 2: her sweater and does some X rated shimmy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like the first.

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Speaker 2: But all I'm asking in this next segment is for

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Speaker 2: you to speak. Okay, can you guys speak? Can you

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Speaker 2: do that for me? Tell us what's on your mind?

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Speaker 2: Go get the ball? Okay, go get the ball. I

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Speaker 2: might need to hire a professional trainer before this is

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Speaker 2: gonna be rough. It's a brand new what's on your mind?

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Speaker 2: Coming up? Sometimes when I'm eating out at a restaurant,

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Speaker 2: I think about whose mouth this fork was in.

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Speaker 12: Last, and I feel like way way connected to them,

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Speaker 12: just instantly, so we could play a fun little bonding

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Speaker 12: game called past the fork.

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Speaker 2: Right now, I've got it. Or I could just ask

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Speaker 2: what's on your mind?

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Speaker 1: You to only put that in your mouth?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 2: Fine? Starting I guess with Brook and just ask the

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Speaker 2: simple question, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 1: Brooke? Well, I was at.

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Speaker 9: The grocery store the other day and I was checking out,

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Speaker 9: and I of course purchased some wine and the cashier goes.

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Speaker 1: To me, are you twenty one?

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Speaker 6: I'm flattered.

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Speaker 9: I'm flattered, yes, obviously, and I am just feeling good.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what right, because.

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Speaker 2: You're already two bottles of wine drink before you even

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Speaker 2: checked out, So no.

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Speaker 7: Wonder And then she says, well, you look great, but

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Speaker 7: adds on to it.

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Speaker 1: Have you heard of treton Owen? And That's what I'm thinking.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, is it some talent agency for women

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Speaker 1: who look way younger.

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Speaker 2: Than they actually are?

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Speaker 10: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And so I say no, what is it?

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Speaker 9: And she goes, oh, it's his heavy duty not cream

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Speaker 9: that will take out your fine lines.

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Speaker 1: I was just young a second ago. A second ago,

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Speaker 1: I was young, and now here we are.

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Speaker 2: So did you buy the But I've been.

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Speaker 1: Reading into the it's really trendy, you know.

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Speaker 9: I haven't gone down the boatox Lane yet, so maybe

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Speaker 9: this is better.

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Speaker 6: Look at your face.

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Speaker 1: I want to believe you.

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Speaker 9: I want to believe you, just like I wanted to

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Speaker 9: believe the cash here, which he said, are you twenty one?

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Speaker 2: I mean, it couldn't hurt just by a little bit.

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Speaker 6: Well, if you guys don't know, my dad lives out

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Speaker 6: So we brought him to the radio station and he

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Speaker 6: You just you're you're tan, you look energetic and young.

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Speaker 6: But like we would just be like a lull in

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Speaker 2: But the rest of us, who gave him hugs.

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Speaker 1: I think I'm cool.

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Speaker 6: All you do know that when the people go back

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Speaker 6: Forget that moment.

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 7: So I go up to them after their I'm talking

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Speaker 4: And that was my moment I got.

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Speaker 7: Became cool.

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Speaker 11: I don't know how.

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Speaker 6: Long it'll last.

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Speaker 2: It ends right now. When you go on the radio

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Speaker 3: Bragging, well, they don't listen.

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Speaker 8: So I actually, you just got to bring the real runners.

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Speaker 2: So over the weekend, I hosted a charity auction. And

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Speaker 3: He's a professional.

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Speaker 2: He is just swallowing it all and like letting it

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Speaker 1: How did the night end with you too? Did he

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Speaker 2: He didn't punch me. I feel like the worst one

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Speaker 6: Oh gosh, that's.

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Speaker 3: The most offensive thing.

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Speaker 6: You did.

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Speaker 2: Well, he made a lot of money. Thank you for

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Speaker 3: Actually vicariously didn't.

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Speaker 2: By the end, I did feel like a little bit

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Speaker 3: Did him you apologize after, say, hey, man, I hope

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Speaker 3: that was cool with that.

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Speaker 2: No, he didn't want to talk to me at the end.

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Speaker 2: But you know what, today I feel like like he's

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Speaker 1: It's funny, but he's crying.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll text in seven eighty five nine too. You

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Speaker 2: could tell us what's been on your mind. It's brooken

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the.

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Speaker 4: Morning, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Getting texted in at seventy five niney two with people

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Speaker 2: telling us what's been on their minds because we just

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, I can talk a lot more if they

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Speaker 3: let us.

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Speaker 1: Guess we should get rid of that singing segment that

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Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody's a masochist and like a little auditory abuse

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Speaker 2: on their morning drives on. Another text says, what's on

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Speaker 2: my mind is sometimes when traffic is so plugged up,

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Speaker 2: I just wish I could push a button and my

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Speaker 2: up above everyone else. Where's elong Musk when you need him,

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Speaker 1: Guy from up he could help you too.

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Speaker 2: Personally, I'd go for the rockets that blow up all

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Speaker 2: the other cars. But you're nice for just wanting to

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Speaker 2: like sharp everybody else range on the road. James Bond

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Speaker 2: would do it. Another text says, good morning, Jose. You

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Speaker 2: can slide into my d MS anytime.

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Speaker 3: All right, Well you say that, but I need your handle.

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Speaker 5: Corner by.

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Speaker 1: Check your junk box.

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Speaker 4: Well keep your nine two Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Any long term relationship is eventually going to hit a

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Speaker 2: few bumps in the road, of course, and what's the

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Speaker 2: best way to handle that couple's therapy communication? Honest, I

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Speaker 2: don't know about all that stuff already, all sounds pretty complicated.

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Speaker 2: What about trying the reality show wife swap? It's an

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Speaker 2: option risky you might fall in love with the temporary spouse, though,

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Speaker 2: why does that never happen on the show? The best

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Speaker 2: way I think to instantly heal any relationship problem is

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Speaker 2: to just sit together and listen to our next segment

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Speaker 2: where singles share their nightmare dating lives. Just one listen

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Speaker 2: and you'll be wanting to renew your vows immediately.

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Speaker 1: Don't put me in those positions.

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Speaker 2: Look at us saving marriages and relationships with a brand

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Speaker 2: new Battle of the Tinder Dates. It's coming up right

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Speaker 2: after this.

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Speaker 4: You hopeless one dating app then dares you swipe right?

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Speaker 4: The question is whose love life is more tragic? It's

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Speaker 4: Battle of the Tinder Dates.

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Speaker 2: It's the dating game show that believes those sports kiss

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Speaker 2: cams don't go far enough.

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Speaker 6: Instead, My godjo Bar listeners square off to find out whose.

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Speaker 2: Love life is the most tragic. We'll explain the rules

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Speaker 2: in just a second, but first let's meet today's contestants.

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Speaker 2: You're in this corner before any first kiss, instead of

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Speaker 2: reaching for a breathman, she'll pull a large dollop of

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Speaker 2: know her as grape Jelly Kelly.

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Speaker 1: Thought for someone name is going to be Pam the jam.

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Speaker 2: And in the other corner, her secret to seduction is

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Speaker 2: walking into the bedroom sporting a sexy goat milk mustache. Whew,

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Speaker 2: that's how she got the nickname Foamy Naomi.

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Speaker 9: Please tell me, and drinking it from a bottle and

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Speaker 2: Okay, here's how the game works. One contestant will start

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Speaker 2: by telling one of their worst date stories. The other

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Speaker 2: the ball rolling with grape Jelly Kelly. Let's go.

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Speaker 11: Okay, So the guy kept complimenting me on how nice

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Speaker 11: braces before, so I was like, you know what, this

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Speaker 11: is a nice compliment, sure.

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Speaker 1: Yes, for how much money your parents spent?

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Speaker 11: Absolutely yeah. So that was really nice until he asked

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Speaker 11: if I should help bite off one of his fingernails

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Speaker 11: that he couldn't get.

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Speaker 2: Oh gosh, well all that money, I mean, it's got

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Speaker 3: Fingernails and that's still did you do it?

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Speaker 11: Oh my god, No, I did not.

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Speaker 2: Not girlfriend material Kelly.

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Speaker 13: All right.

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Speaker 2: He's like, phoamy, Naomi, can you beat the fingernail bike chair?

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Speaker 10: I think I can. So a guy came back to

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Speaker 10: see him reading through my journal.

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Speaker 1: I tried to hide it.

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Speaker 10: No, not at all, and I yelled at him and

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Speaker 10: I told him like, this is personal, and he was like,

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Speaker 10: I'm so sorry, he said, I just thought I was

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Speaker 10: reading a really sad book.

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Speaker 1: Oh, dear Diary.

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Speaker 5: We're on around too, Kelly.

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Speaker 3: We're back to.

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Speaker 11: You, all right. I met a guy off tender who

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Speaker 11: said that he worked at the zoo, and so he

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Speaker 11: We can have our date there and yeah, and so

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Speaker 11: when I got there, he climbed a nearby poland like

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00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:17,440
Speaker 11: he hung upside down and was like, look, I'm a bat.

452
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,439
Speaker 2: Was this date elementary school?

453
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:21,160
Speaker 1: Yeah? Were you impressed?

454
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:23,760
Speaker 11: I mean like I wasn't really impressed. I don't even

455
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:27,520
Speaker 11: think he worked there, So I got it, just left.

456
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:29,960
Speaker 1: So all the other employees just know him as that.

457
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:36,480
Speaker 2: Guy date hanging. We got to keep going.

458
00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:37,640
Speaker 3: What you got?

459
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,280
Speaker 10: So the guy I was talking to was ragging how

460
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:43,960
Speaker 10: much he travels for work, and as if I wanted

461
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,520
Speaker 10: to come along on a short day trip. Of course,

462
00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:51,680
Speaker 10: I said, yes, right, that's a choice. I meet him

463
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:55,840
Speaker 10: at his house and he pulls up on a tandem Bikey.

464
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:59,320
Speaker 10: He's an uber each driver and says, if I'm willing

465
00:22:59,359 --> 00:23:01,920
Speaker 10: to wear an extra for cooler backpack, then we can

466
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,160
Speaker 10: make twice the first.

467
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:11,440
Speaker 2: Man with business sense right there. Okay, we're on to

468
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:13,760
Speaker 2: our third and final round. That means we need your

469
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:17,119
Speaker 2: best stories here, ladies. Kelly, what do you got?

470
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:19,080
Speaker 11: All right? I went on a date with a guy

471
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:22,920
Speaker 11: to watch a basketball game at a bar. His team

472
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:23,479
Speaker 11: was losing.

473
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:24,800
Speaker 13: Ah.

474
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:27,920
Speaker 11: He looks me dead serious in the eyes and says

475
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:30,720
Speaker 11: if I hook up with him right now, good luck

476
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:32,440
Speaker 11: will happen to his team and they will win.

477
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:36,000
Speaker 2: That's a well known fact in the sports world.

478
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:37,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like my husband still tries that.

479
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:38,240
Speaker 13: Yeah.

480
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:41,600
Speaker 2: So, how was the hook up?

481
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:44,439
Speaker 11: Oh my god, no, of course I said no, it

482
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:47,760
Speaker 11: was a first date. He leaves me to chat up

483
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:51,240
Speaker 11: a different girl, and after five minutes they walked out together.

484
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:54,560
Speaker 1: Oh she must be a huge fan too.

485
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:55,159
Speaker 4: You know.

486
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:57,639
Speaker 11: I mean I did check the score later because I

487
00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:59,200
Speaker 11: was curious, and his team really did win.

488
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:03,920
Speaker 2: You see, ladies, do your power and help out our

489
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:04,600
Speaker 2: sports team.

490
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:05,200
Speaker 1: Thank you.

491
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 2: Okay, we got time for the last story, Naomi, we

492
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:09,760
Speaker 2: need your best one.

493
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:12,720
Speaker 10: So we went to one of those movie theaters where

494
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:15,439
Speaker 10: they played old movie for a few dollars. Yeah, and

495
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:18,760
Speaker 10: we saw one of the original Star Wars films.

496
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:19,399
Speaker 13: Wow.

497
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:22,159
Speaker 10: Yeah, And he told me I've seen it before. But

498
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:24,080
Speaker 10: what he didn't tell me is that he yell out

499
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:29,360
Speaker 10: every line of the movie. It was so embarrassing. But wait,

500
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:33,200
Speaker 10: that's not even the kicker. He even did the character

501
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:34,080
Speaker 10: voices and.

502
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,680
Speaker 14: At one point he stood up to have an imaginary

503
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:42,480
Speaker 14: lightsaber battle. Yeah, we ended up getting kicked out. Yeah,

504
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:44,879
Speaker 14: he was like Luke, I am your father, but he

505
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:45,679
Speaker 14: did all of that.

506
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:46,040
Speaker 4: Yeah.

507
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:48,240
Speaker 2: I think it's the body part he was using as

508
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:50,960
Speaker 2: his lightsaber that probably got you guys from it.

509
00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:52,160
Speaker 1: Would have been more impressive.

510
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:52,520
Speaker 4: Yeah.

511
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:55,399
Speaker 2: That sound means the match is over. We need to

512
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,320
Speaker 2: score this. Alexis, Who are you giving it to?

513
00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:00,240
Speaker 1: Kelly? I'm still grossed out by the fingernail man.

514
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:01,840
Speaker 2: One vote for Kelly Brooklyn.

515
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:04,880
Speaker 1: This one was so hard, but I'm going with Naomi.

516
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:07,240
Speaker 2: Okay, we're all tied up. Jose you get the deciding

517
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:07,760
Speaker 2: vote here.

518
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:10,920
Speaker 6: I'm saying, thanks to the lightsaber battle, Naomi.

519
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:17,040
Speaker 2: Way, that means congratulations, Foamy. Naomi, you've seen more romantic

520
00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:19,160
Speaker 2: tragedies than a Love Island hot tub.

521
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:26,400
Speaker 9: Were that crowd by girl?

522
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,960
Speaker 2: And you could be Battle of the Tender Day's Royalty

523
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:31,080
Speaker 2: just by texting into seven eight five nine too. If

524
00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:33,240
Speaker 2: you want to hear on the next edition, your phone

525
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,920
Speaker 2: TAP's coming up next.

526
00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:37,040
Speaker 4: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

527
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:40,000
Speaker 2: Out of everybody in this room, who would be the

528
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:44,639
Speaker 2: worst hr person? I'm just gonna say it, Jose.

529
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:47,359
Speaker 6: I didn't want to be selfish, but I was gonna

530
00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:48,919
Speaker 6: say ye, no offense to that.

531
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Speaker 2: But that's why We had him pose as an HR rep,

532
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:55,240
Speaker 2: and today he calls an office worker who's been nervous

533
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:58,800
Speaker 2: about layoffs. We want him to know he's fine, His

534
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:02,920
Speaker 2: job is safe. It's just corporate is making some changes

535
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:06,600
Speaker 2: that are quote in the best interest of the company. Yeah,

536
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:14,919
Speaker 2: I'm sure he'll understand. In your phone tab right now.

537
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:17,680
Speaker 13: Hello, good morning?

538
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:19,119
Speaker 3: Hi is this Phil?

539
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:21,880
Speaker 13: Yeah? This is Phil.

540
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:22,800
Speaker 15: Who am I speaking to?

541
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:23,960
Speaker 3: Hey Phil?

542
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,960
Speaker 6: My name's Heywood Jabebloni. I work in human resources.

543
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:27,760
Speaker 3: How are you doing today?

544
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:30,359
Speaker 4: I'm fine?

545
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:30,919
Speaker 13: Thanks?

546
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:32,080
Speaker 3: Oh just fine?

547
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:32,840
Speaker 13: Huh.

548
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:34,800
Speaker 6: I was hoping you were going to be in a

549
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:38,000
Speaker 6: better mood than just fine before I told you this news.

550
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:40,920
Speaker 13: No, I'm in a good mood. What do you want

551
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:41,920
Speaker 13: to tell me? Why are you calling?

552
00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:46,119
Speaker 6: Well, you probably heard that we're reducing our workforce.

553
00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:50,560
Speaker 4: Oh oh my god.

554
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:54,240
Speaker 6: No, no, no, listen before you get ahead of yourself.

555
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:57,680
Speaker 6: You're not getting laid off or anyone in your division.

556
00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:59,720
Speaker 3: All your jobs are safe. Okay, take a.

557
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:03,160
Speaker 13: Deep Okay, I was worried for seconds there.

558
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:04,480
Speaker 2: Oh sorry about that.

559
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:05,840
Speaker 3: No, you're you're fine.

560
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:12,600
Speaker 6: We're just taking all your vacation days away. Yeah, you

561
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 6: typically have around what twenty twenty vacation days I see here, right, Yeah,

562
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:19,440
Speaker 6: by Friday you'll have zero.

563
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:23,439
Speaker 13: How does that make any sense?

564
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:26,680
Speaker 6: Well, I means you would agree this is a tough

565
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:27,439
Speaker 6: time for the company.

566
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:30,800
Speaker 13: Yeah, well sure I understand those.

567
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 6: Well, if you're saying that, think of how hard it

568
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:36,960
Speaker 6: is for the people above you getting paid way way,

569
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:37,639
Speaker 6: way more.

570
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:39,760
Speaker 3: Those guys are stressed.

571
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:44,159
Speaker 13: I'm the ones who's stressed paycheck to paycheck.

572
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:47,600
Speaker 6: Well sure, I mean it's tough for everybody right now.

573
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:50,399
Speaker 3: But especially for the guys at the top.

574
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:51,800
Speaker 11: What are you talking about?

575
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:55,239
Speaker 6: With so much uncertainty, they can't even golf more than

576
00:27:55,240 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 6: twice a week, think about it. That's why recently they

577
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 6: all met and said, hey, how can we help this

578
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:10,080
Speaker 6: company and take a tax free vacation to the Bahamas?

579
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:11,080
Speaker 3: What a vacation?

580
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 4: Oh?

581
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:14,159
Speaker 6: Sorry, a tax free vacation to the Bahamas?

582
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 13: Backed free vacation for them?

583
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 6: I know, right, It's a tricky thing to do, and

584
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,600
Speaker 6: so this is why they got creative. You count said

585
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:25,440
Speaker 6: it has to be on the company dime. So if

586
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 6: you take all the employees vacation days away, we can

587
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,960
Speaker 6: legally ride it off. The whole thing, including the alcohol.

588
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:36,440
Speaker 13: Joke, right, I mean it sounds like some kind of

589
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:37,280
Speaker 13: freaking joke.

590
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:42,040
Speaker 6: No, no, it's not. Hey, we appreciate your sacrifice. Don't

591
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 6: think that you're going unappreciated.

592
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:48,640
Speaker 13: Friend, I'm not sacrificing anything. You took it away from me.

593
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:50,960
Speaker 2: Well, I didn't give it again.

594
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:54,040
Speaker 6: We appreciate and understand everything you've done.

595
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:55,280
Speaker 3: No, that's why, as a.

596
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 6: Token of the company's gratitude, you and everyone in your

597
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:02,800
Speaker 6: division will receive four small chocolates in a plastic box.

598
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 6: How does that help. It's not gonna be available to

599
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:09,960
Speaker 6: Christmas because that's what we get the discount.

600
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:12,320
Speaker 13: Oh, it's unbelievable.

601
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:13,600
Speaker 6: I knew you'd be excited.

602
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 13: What's wrong with you? Four chocolates?

603
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:19,000
Speaker 6: Small chocolates, I have to I don't want you to

604
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 6: think they're like bars, like bite sized chocolates.

605
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 13: Fits is not right.

606
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 6: I cannot lose my vacation days because corporate wants to.

607
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 13: Get hammered in the Bahamas and I get four lousy chocolates.

608
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 6: That is one part. I didn't tell you. It's not

609
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:41,200
Speaker 6: just the Bahamas. We're also going to the Virgin Islands.

610
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 6: So wait a minute, why are you saying, Lee, you're

611
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:46,400
Speaker 6: not going on the trip.

612
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 13: You're in human resource.

613
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, I didn't mention that part. They're bringing hr.

614
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:53,800
Speaker 6: I have never been outside the country. I couldn't be

615
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:54,400
Speaker 6: more excited.

616
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 13: And they're just gonna leave us here with nothing.

617
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:01,240
Speaker 6: And lost days until I'll be thinking you can use

618
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 6: your sick days to get time off. We put a

619
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:06,959
Speaker 6: temporary freeze on that. Now you need to email us

620
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:08,600
Speaker 6: if you think you're going to be sick at least

621
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:09,480
Speaker 6: a month in advance.

622
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 13: How do I know what I'm gonna get.

623
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:13,560
Speaker 6: I won't be checking my email though, I'll be in

624
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:15,640
Speaker 6: the Bahamas or the Virgin Islands.

625
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 5: I don't know.

626
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:21,720
Speaker 6: Personally, I agree, I would blame this on Keisha. She's

627
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 6: the one who set.

628
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:23,120
Speaker 3: You up for all of this.

629
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:26,320
Speaker 15: Why ain't see going on that trip too?

630
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:27,080
Speaker 13: Without Mayne?

631
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:29,640
Speaker 6: She'd definitely like to, but she decided to do a

632
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 6: prank phone call on you instead, which I appreciate. What

633
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:36,000
Speaker 6: are you talking about, idiots, because this is actually Jose

634
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:37,800
Speaker 6: for the raidershow Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

635
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:39,480
Speaker 3: We're doing a phone tap on you man?

636
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:43,440
Speaker 13: No way, Yes, he just said.

637
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:45,800
Speaker 6: There's been a lot of tension in the office lately

638
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 6: because of layoff, so she wanted to lighten the mood.

639
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:54,120
Speaker 13: I cannot believe she did hilarious neither.

640
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:55,080
Speaker 6: Oh you know what you need?

641
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 3: You need a vacation.

642
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 6: You meet Bahamas tomorrow.

643
00:30:58,960 --> 00:30:59,640
Speaker 3: What do you say.

644
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 13: I guess we'll have to go quick because you're taking

645
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,840
Speaker 13: all my vacation days. We got the Friday, got to

646
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 13: go all right?

647
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,120
Speaker 6: Well, truth is, I probably belong more in the Virgin

648
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 6: Islands because I'm a Virgin. You get okay, I'm gonna

649
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 6: stop the rank phone call. Now, this part isn't funny.

650
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:18,440
Speaker 1: Wake every morning.

651
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:23,440
Speaker 4: Twenties frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

652
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 2: There's certain things in life that sound awesome in theory

653
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 2: but in practice not so great. Okay, Like nude beaches

654
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:37,240
Speaker 2: a great example theory.

655
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:38,800
Speaker 5: Nice, Yeah, all.

656
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:45,480
Speaker 2: Hot sports in reality yikes. Or eating ice cream for

657
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:51,840
Speaker 2: every single meal of the day in theory. In reality

658
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:53,760
Speaker 2: you better hope you have a good plumber on it.

659
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:54,040
Speaker 4: Yeah.

660
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:57,480
Speaker 2: I know for a lot of women, the idea of

661
00:31:57,520 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 2: having two hunky men fight over you would be a

662
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:03,120
Speaker 2: toe dream. Yeah, but it actually happened to one of

663
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:06,920
Speaker 2: our listeners recently. She says it ended in the worst

664
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 2: way possible. Oh no, and now she needs our help

665
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 2: to repair the damage and get herself a date with

666
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:16,040
Speaker 2: the guy she was actually rooting for. You're gonna hear

667
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 2: what happened in your second date update next, second date,

668
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:25,080
Speaker 2: update date. Most of the time, if money is exchanged

669
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 2: in return for a date, oh god dam, that can

670
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 2: be viewed as kind of sketchy.

671
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:31,840
Speaker 1: I think it's kind of illegal.

672
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 2: Not for me, though, That's why I always walk around

673
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 2: with seven different money clips full of many denominations in

674
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:44,520
Speaker 2: multiple types of currencies from all around the world, because

675
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:45,280
Speaker 2: you never know.

676
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:48,400
Speaker 1: Just to be ready, Oh you're.

677
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:53,080
Speaker 2: Willing to do that for eight hundred Barbadian dollars, you're

678
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:56,640
Speaker 2: in lux, sir. I just happened to have that right here?

679
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:58,880
Speaker 1: Is it actually the currency of Barbados?

680
00:32:59,120 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 5: Did you check out?

681
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:00,280
Speaker 3: Harte?

682
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:03,720
Speaker 2: And you'll never know? And one of our listeners said

683
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:06,240
Speaker 2: in their email a money exchange was attempted for a

684
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 2: date with her. It might have something to do with

685
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 2: why she's not seeing this person right now, but she

686
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,600
Speaker 2: definitely wants to get a hold of them. Let's talk

687
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:17,280
Speaker 2: to Mela about it. Mela, welcome to the show.

688
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 15: Hi, thank you so much for having me.

689
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:22,280
Speaker 9: Oh my god, this setup to all of this makes

690
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:23,720
Speaker 9: it sound so sketchy.

691
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 15: Yeah, well, when you say it like that, I guess.

692
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:31,160
Speaker 2: But there's no shame in doing like a sketchy money

693
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:32,200
Speaker 2: exchange for a date.

694
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:33,640
Speaker 1: There is.

695
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 2: Your head up with pride, Mela. Okay, and to tell

696
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:42,920
Speaker 2: us about this person that you met and how this

697
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,120
Speaker 2: money exchange happened or almost happened.

698
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:45,719
Speaker 13: Okay.

699
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:49,720
Speaker 15: So I met this sky Sam at a charity auction.

700
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:53,640
Speaker 15: It's basically I'm trying to raise money building a new

701
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:54,600
Speaker 15: community center.

702
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:55,520
Speaker 1: That's awesome.

703
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 15: So part of the event was auctioning off gate.

704
00:33:58,760 --> 00:33:59,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

705
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 9: I participated in something like this once and it was

706
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 9: so nerve wracking.

707
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 1: Were you being auctioned Yes?

708
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:08,200
Speaker 9: And I'm like, please so much just been This is

709
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:09,560
Speaker 9: gonna be so embarrassing.

710
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 2: Was it weird that your husband didn't even put his hand?

711
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:15,279
Speaker 2: Oh my god?

712
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:17,560
Speaker 9: So wait, were you being auctioned off or was he

713
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:18,520
Speaker 9: being auctioned off?

714
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 5: Yeah?

715
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:22,719
Speaker 15: No, I was auctioned, I will say.

716
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:23,320
Speaker 3: And I maybe shouldn't.

717
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 6: I was auctioned off once and I actually ended up

718
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 6: getting drunk with the person on our date and we

719
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:29,439
Speaker 6: had the greatest time.

720
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 3: But wow, it's good to actually be a date. They

721
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:33,279
Speaker 3: were supposed to not be real dates.

722
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:35,960
Speaker 2: It's a room of experienced date auctions.

723
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:38,399
Speaker 3: How have you been sold?

724
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:41,000
Speaker 2: I have not been sold. No, I'm the buyer, but

725
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:44,799
Speaker 2: a Meila, how did you feel when you were being

726
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 2: put up like that? Were you nervous?

727
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:49,879
Speaker 15: Of course I was nervously because I met this cute guy.

728
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:52,160
Speaker 15: Like part of it was a silent auction, and during

729
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:55,000
Speaker 15: that time I met Sam and he was very sweet

730
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:57,720
Speaker 15: and he made me laugh. He made me feel less

731
00:34:57,719 --> 00:34:58,879
Speaker 15: nervous about the whole thing.

732
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:01,640
Speaker 1: Okay, so you guys talked about it. You talked about

733
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:03,799
Speaker 1: how you were up for auction before a date week.

734
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:07,000
Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, ok Then he asked me like, hey, what

735
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:11,120
Speaker 15: number are you in the auction? And I was like, well,

736
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:13,160
Speaker 15: be prepared though, because you're gonna have to take out

737
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:16,520
Speaker 15: a second mortgage. I'm not cheap, but.

738
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 2: It's a little scary for a cause he's showing interest

739
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:27,840
Speaker 2: that he wants to bid on you. Before it happens,

740
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:28,279
Speaker 2: that's great.

741
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:31,560
Speaker 15: Yeah no, and it was luckily that joke landed well.

742
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 15: So okay, it gave me a lot of hope. But

743
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:38,600
Speaker 15: of course the worst possible thing happened. What Sam starts

744
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:41,080
Speaker 15: bidding on me. Great love that we knew that was

745
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:44,360
Speaker 15: going to happen. But then my freaking ex boyfriend comes

746
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 15: into play but and starts kitting again.

747
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 1: What why would he do that?

748
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 6: So stupid?

749
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 15: He wants to get back together with me?

750
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:56,400
Speaker 9: Did Sam ever know that was your ex? Or was

751
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:57,960
Speaker 9: it just like a bidding war with a guy he

752
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:58,400
Speaker 9: didn't know?

753
00:35:58,440 --> 00:35:59,440
Speaker 1: Hopefully?

754
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 15: Yeah, I don't think he knew.

755
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:03,399
Speaker 9: Okay, that's good. I mean, honestly, it kind of hypes

756
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:03,719
Speaker 9: you up.

757
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:04,919
Speaker 1: You know what I means.

758
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:06,880
Speaker 15: Yeah, that's true.

759
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,439
Speaker 2: But it also could have been good if he knew

760
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:10,719
Speaker 2: that it was the X, because it's like she was

761
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:12,799
Speaker 2: so amazing. All the Xes want her back.

762
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:14,959
Speaker 3: I would have stopped a red flag.

763
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:16,920
Speaker 1: Too much drama.

764
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:19,160
Speaker 2: Okay, so did he win?

765
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:20,399
Speaker 1: Who won the date?

766
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:21,839
Speaker 13: My ex one?

767
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:28,439
Speaker 1: He did? You actually verbally say yuck? When he won?

768
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:29,880
Speaker 7: You start crying on stage?

769
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:34,360
Speaker 15: Well, it's obviously for charity, so I didn't want to

770
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:37,960
Speaker 15: seem perturbed by who won. Yeah, it wasn't like it

771
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,480
Speaker 15: was a bad relationship either, like the relationship had just

772
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 15: run its court.

773
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:43,279
Speaker 1: It's just bad that he can't get over it.

774
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:43,960
Speaker 13: Yeah.

775
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:46,520
Speaker 2: Can we ask how much money you went for? Is

776
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:47,400
Speaker 2: that a rude question?

777
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 4: No?

778
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:50,040
Speaker 13: No, it's not rude at all.

779
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:53,359
Speaker 15: And I for the record. Definitely think I'm worth more

780
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:57,680
Speaker 15: than this amount. Okay, it was two thousand dollars.

781
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:58,719
Speaker 1: Oh that's pretty good.

782
00:36:59,440 --> 00:36:59,759
Speaker 11: That was.

783
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:03,879
Speaker 2: I thought you were gonna say twenty grand, But okay.

784
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:07,400
Speaker 1: It's respectable charities do you go to.

785
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:09,440
Speaker 2: I'm not going to say what the Illuminati does and

786
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:13,360
Speaker 2: does not do. The two thousand is great. That's a

787
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,400
Speaker 2: good amount of cash. But with your ex is.

788
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it sucks because then you have to go

789
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:19,080
Speaker 1: out with your ex. Did you already go out with him?

790
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:20,160
Speaker 6: No?

791
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:20,720
Speaker 13: I didn't.

792
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:22,759
Speaker 15: I'm not looking forward to it, but I'm gonna make

793
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 15: it very clim you know that this is just for charity.

794
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:29,480
Speaker 2: But what happened after the auction ended with Sam? Were

795
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:31,759
Speaker 2: you able to like reconnect with him and be like, hey,

796
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:33,359
Speaker 2: I actually like was hoping you would win.

797
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,479
Speaker 15: Yeah. I told him that, and I was actually able

798
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:40,720
Speaker 15: to get his phone number later on through Supervisor.

799
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 2: There we go tell you that.

800
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,360
Speaker 1: He's like, I get a free date. Awesome.

801
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 15: Yeah, well I haven't contacted him yet. I was hoping

802
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:50,399
Speaker 15: that maybe you guys could help me out.

803
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:52,920
Speaker 6: Oh my god, are we going to call him and

804
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:55,279
Speaker 6: convince him to ask you out somehow? Why did you

805
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:56,000
Speaker 6: just him out?

806
00:37:56,239 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 5: I don't know.

807
00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:58,400
Speaker 15: I'm nervous. It's a crazy night, and I love you

808
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:00,239
Speaker 15: guys so much, and I know he loved your show too,

809
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 15: so I figured this might be the best way.

810
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:04,959
Speaker 2: Maybe we could frame it like the other date fell

811
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 2: through and so he can like step in if he

812
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:08,600
Speaker 2: wants to be more like official.

813
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:11,719
Speaker 9: Is that he's gonna think that he still ows two

814
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:13,759
Speaker 9: thousand dollars back up.

815
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:15,600
Speaker 2: Well, then we'll take the two thousand dollars.

816
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 1: Okay, now we're talking to the Brook and Jeffrey Charity.

817
00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, they have needs, but Okay, the whole point is

818
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:24,520
Speaker 2: we need to ask out Sam for.

819
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:26,920
Speaker 9: You, and I just think he's going to be so easy,

820
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:28,239
Speaker 9: Like why would he say no?

821
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:31,319
Speaker 15: I guess I'm kind of surprised that he didn't find

822
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:34,080
Speaker 15: a way to get my number, but I don't know,

823
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:36,359
Speaker 15: maybe he felt like it wouldn't have been the right

824
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:39,800
Speaker 15: time since I was literally bought by somebody else. I

825
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 15: don't know.

826
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 6: I wonder if you somehow could just vibe and tell

827
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:45,000
Speaker 6: that was your ax or something, and he's just like, look.

828
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 9: I'm going to let them or somebody else from the

829
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 9: foundation that you work with, like let it slip, because

830
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 9: I'm sure some of your coworkers knew they're probably.

831
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:53,000
Speaker 3: Getting back together.

832
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:54,680
Speaker 2: These are all questions that we can ask him when

833
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:57,000
Speaker 2: we come back, call him and try and get the

834
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:59,319
Speaker 2: second date update and ask why he didn't think you

835
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:02,840
Speaker 2: were worth more than two thousand dollars. Yeah, we're gonna

836
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 2: do it right after.

837
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 16: This second date update, coming up to the auction stage.

838
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 16: She's a five foot six brunette but five foot nine

839
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:17,880
Speaker 16: in heels. She's got a sharp sense of humor with

840
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:21,400
Speaker 16: limited baggage, except for the ex boyfriend who follows her

841
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:23,279
Speaker 16: around to charity events and tries to win her back.

842
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:26,640
Speaker 2: Her name is Mela. Now, let's start the bidding at

843
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:30,320
Speaker 2: fourteen million dollars. Oh do I hear fourteen million?

844
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:31,040
Speaker 6: Fourteen million?

845
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,000
Speaker 1: Nope? No, no, take million?

846
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:34,120
Speaker 2: All right, I'm going a bit on it.

847
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:36,080
Speaker 6: Sold.

848
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:39,520
Speaker 9: I think that was actually official Mela for you. You

849
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:42,040
Speaker 9: just want a lot of money, more like four bitcoints.

850
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:45,560
Speaker 2: I know you're worth, Mela.

851
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:46,560
Speaker 1: How do you feel, Amila?

852
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:49,319
Speaker 15: I feel really good now that you guys just gave

853
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:50,400
Speaker 15: me a proper.

854
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:54,760
Speaker 2: Bit, is right? I know I'm joking around, but Mela's

855
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:57,920
Speaker 2: actual date really wasn't too far off from what just

856
00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:00,480
Speaker 2: happened there because Mila was trying to help her money

857
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 2: for her local community center. She was in an auction.

858
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:06,480
Speaker 2: Wanted a guy named Sam, who was there to win

859
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:10,760
Speaker 2: her because they had a little flirtation before the event started. Unfortunately,

860
00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:14,920
Speaker 2: Mila's ex would not let that happen. He showed up

861
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:17,760
Speaker 2: and stole her away for the price of two grand.

862
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:20,640
Speaker 1: He sucks, wow has money.

863
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:22,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, so he doesn't like that much and wants to

864
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:25,880
Speaker 2: support the local community. But the good news is Mila

865
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:28,799
Speaker 2: was able to get Sam's number. That's the guy she

866
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,920
Speaker 2: really wanted to go out with. So we're about to

867
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:34,759
Speaker 2: call him here, and I was thinking we probably when

868
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:37,040
Speaker 2: we get him on the phone, should not tell him

869
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:39,880
Speaker 2: that the guy that he was bidding against was his ex.

870
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:41,719
Speaker 1: Did you have to say that part out loud? What

871
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:45,279
Speaker 1: is dot? Jeffrey was gonna mention it.

872
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:48,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, are you gonna blow up her spies sometimes? You know,

873
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:52,880
Speaker 2: I like to brainstorm with everybody in the room. Don't

874
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:54,399
Speaker 2: do that, Mela, Is that good with you?

875
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 15: I was thinking the same thing. Let's not mention it, right.

876
00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 2: Okay, So we're all in agreement. It was all my idea.

877
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:04,520
Speaker 2: So now we're gonna call this guy Sam for you. Okay,

878
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:19,319
Speaker 2: Dalla's number right now. Hello, Hi, we're looking to speak

879
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 2: with Sam.

880
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:21,640
Speaker 13: This is Sam.

881
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 2: Hey, Sam, nice to meet you. You're on a radio

882
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:28,000
Speaker 2: show right now called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

883
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 1: Okay, what an experience.

884
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:34,480
Speaker 9: We often auctioned this type of experience off at charity

885
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 9: events that wasn't as smooth as your head.

886
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure Sam has no idea what you so, Sam,

887
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:47,279
Speaker 2: Sorry for the confusion here. We're doing a segment with

888
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:53,000
Speaker 2: you called a second date Update. Okay, And the reason

889
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:57,959
Speaker 2: that my co host eloquently broke you spilled something about

890
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:01,440
Speaker 2: auction stuff is because one of our listeners met you

891
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:05,800
Speaker 2: recently had a charity auction for a local community center.

892
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:06,719
Speaker 2: Do you remember me?

893
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 13: Right? Yeah? I was there?

894
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah charity.

895
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:13,680
Speaker 1: Did you meet any cute ladies there?

896
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:14,600
Speaker 13: Yes?

897
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:15,000
Speaker 15: I did.

898
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:17,160
Speaker 13: Actually there was one in particular I really liked.

899
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:23,239
Speaker 2: Was her name Brooke Brook does do a lot of

900
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:26,839
Speaker 2: satch gentleman as she can.

901
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 1: He didn't say. He didn't say drunk lady. He said lady.

902
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:34,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're talking about a girl named Mela. Is that

903
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:35,319
Speaker 2: the one you're thinking of?

904
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:37,480
Speaker 13: That is the one I'm thinking.

905
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:42,080
Speaker 3: She was super serious, and I just heard your smile.

906
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 1: When you said her name. Yeah, what did you like

907
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:45,320
Speaker 1: about Mela?

908
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 13: Mela was just breathtaking. She stood out from the crowd,

909
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:51,959
Speaker 13: really cute. I don't know, we just had a really

910
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:56,359
Speaker 13: good chemistry and uh oh, she was just sweet, just

911
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:57,400
Speaker 13: really relatable.

912
00:42:57,440 --> 00:43:00,719
Speaker 2: You know, was so sweet and so relatable, so breathtaking,

913
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:03,080
Speaker 2: but not breathtaking enough to spend more than two thousand

914
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 2: dollars on her. I'm just saying. I mean, you we

915
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:13,719
Speaker 2: heard that you didn't win when it came time for

916
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:16,239
Speaker 2: her to be bid on, no for a date with her.

917
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:18,560
Speaker 13: Yeah, there was another guy outbid me.

918
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:21,440
Speaker 1: So what were you feeling when that was happening.

919
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:24,279
Speaker 13: It was kind of intense. I mean, I didn't have

920
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 13: tens of thousands of dollars to spend on a date,

921
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:28,360
Speaker 13: so it sounds like.

922
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:29,360
Speaker 3: That guy had a lot of money.

923
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:32,319
Speaker 1: You realized she's not actually a thing, an item. You

924
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,239
Speaker 1: can just ask her out afterwards.

925
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:37,239
Speaker 13: Yeah, I know, but right after somebody bid on her,

926
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 13: I don't think that was the right time to go

927
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:39,839
Speaker 13: up and ask her.

928
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:43,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you don't want to do it in front

929
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:46,319
Speaker 2: of the person that just spent all this money trying

930
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:46,759
Speaker 2: to get her.

931
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:49,239
Speaker 1: But these things are actual romance. I mean they're just

932
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 1: like work.

933
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:50,440
Speaker 2: Where they are.

934
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:51,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're not supposed to.

935
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 2: Did you have any plans though, like maybe after the

936
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,720
Speaker 2: event to try and reach out to her something like that.

937
00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 13: He is definitely was on my mind. So funny thing

938
00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:03,560
Speaker 13: happened was after the auction was over, I went over

939
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:05,360
Speaker 13: and talked to the guy that outbid me.

940
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:07,279
Speaker 1: Oh you did?

941
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:08,480
Speaker 5: Wow?

942
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:11,600
Speaker 2: Did your sleeves and say best man wins?

943
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:15,839
Speaker 13: Yeah? Let's oh. I mean, like I said, I really

944
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:17,879
Speaker 13: had a connection with me. Left. I went and talked

945
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:20,600
Speaker 13: to the guy and it turns out he was her

946
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:21,360
Speaker 13: ex boyfriend.

947
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:29,120
Speaker 9: Oh no, wow, whoa that is news?

948
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:30,520
Speaker 1: Come on, we knew that.

949
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:34,080
Speaker 2: Okay, to be honest, we heard that that was the case.

950
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:35,800
Speaker 1: And she was super disappointed.

951
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 13: Yeah. Well, I mean I tell her bad. I mean,

952
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 13: he was like really trying to get back to her.

953
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:42,319
Speaker 13: He was getting all teary eyed talking about how much

954
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:44,919
Speaker 13: missed her, and I kind of just I felt bad

955
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:46,799
Speaker 13: for him, so I kind of contold him a little

956
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:49,640
Speaker 13: bit and I told him to move on. I mean,

957
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:51,680
Speaker 13: obviously it's over. It's over, so.

958
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:53,840
Speaker 3: We've all so you're kind of being.

959
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:56,239
Speaker 1: A bro at this point that was that was a

960
00:44:56,239 --> 00:44:57,240
Speaker 1: good message.

961
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:59,000
Speaker 2: Give a little post relationship therapy.

962
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:00,799
Speaker 1: Did he listen to? Has he moved on?

963
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:01,359
Speaker 2: Yeah?

964
00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:04,280
Speaker 13: Well, I mean it took a little bit of a bribe,

965
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:07,239
Speaker 13: so I actually ended up paying him for the date,

966
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:10,040
Speaker 13: so I reimbursed him plus a little bit extra. Wait,

967
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:12,640
Speaker 13: what by the date of Mila off of him?

968
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:15,480
Speaker 1: Why does Mela not know this?

969
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,160
Speaker 13: Well, it's going to be a surprise, like he's supposed

970
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:19,359
Speaker 13: to go on a day, so I'm going to show

971
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 13: up instead.

972
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:23,719
Speaker 4: Are you kidding me.

973
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 3: By not saying one thing?

974
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:29,800
Speaker 9: We ruined that that's actually really cute and really sweet.

975
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:34,640
Speaker 2: I'm sorry due the reason why we're reacting this way,

976
00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 2: no idea that this plane was going to happen, and

977
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:40,280
Speaker 2: we actually have Mela waiting on the other line listening,

978
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:44,839
Speaker 2: wanting to talk to you. Surprise, dude, I'm so sorry, but.

979
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:48,239
Speaker 13: Well, are you there? It was going to be a

980
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:51,319
Speaker 13: nice surprise. I was looking forward to saying, we.

981
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:53,400
Speaker 3: Feel bad already, Mela.

982
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:55,640
Speaker 13: Mela, No, I'm still surprised.

983
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 15: I'm so surprised. That's so sweet.

984
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 13: Yeah, I don't get to see your reaction in person.

985
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:06,719
Speaker 2: But wait, wait, hold on, Mela, Mila, are you okay

986
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:08,440
Speaker 2: with this. I'm sure you.

987
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 15: Guys are so sweet, Like, I know you feel bad

988
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:15,279
Speaker 15: for like ruining the surprise, but I'm so happy right now,

989
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 15: I'm speechless.

990
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:16,560
Speaker 2: Are you sure?

991
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:18,440
Speaker 11: Yeah?

992
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:19,839
Speaker 13: Are you sure?

993
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:20,120
Speaker 4: Mela?

994
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:21,840
Speaker 2: Because we can get your ex on the phone and

995
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:24,840
Speaker 2: convince him to let's see how high we can go

996
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:25,759
Speaker 2: with this, like twenty five.

997
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,600
Speaker 13: He's gonna have to pay me a lot if he

998
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 13: wants that date back.

999
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:31,840
Speaker 9: I feel like you need to start calling more exes

1000
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:33,960
Speaker 9: of just other random people if you're able to convince

1001
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:34,319
Speaker 9: them so.

1002
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 5: Like move on.

1003
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:39,360
Speaker 13: No no, no, not unless they're Mela's.

1004
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:42,120
Speaker 2: X or like a couple's counseling.

1005
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:45,040
Speaker 1: I honestly, if you move over, ex, how were you

1006
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:46,279
Speaker 1: planning on telling her?

1007
00:46:46,719 --> 00:46:48,359
Speaker 13: I was gonna just come to the date.

1008
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:51,439
Speaker 2: I mean it was all, oh, yeah, you're just gonna

1009
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:53,279
Speaker 2: be like sitting at the table and she was going

1010
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:54,719
Speaker 2: to walk in and instead of the EX, it was

1011
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:55,239
Speaker 2: going to be you.

1012
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:57,040
Speaker 1: But this is good because she can get more ready

1013
00:46:57,560 --> 00:46:58,359
Speaker 1: to care about the date.

1014
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:02,920
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, that's what I was thinking to what worn before?

1015
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:05,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, because Mela, you weren't going to try if it

1016
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:06,960
Speaker 2: was going to be the X at all?

1017
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 3: Right?

1018
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 15: Oh yeah, no, not at all.

1019
00:47:10,239 --> 00:47:12,160
Speaker 13: I'm sure would have looked amazing.

1020
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:19,399
Speaker 17: What Yeah, now I'm giving a little nauseous Okay, so well,

1021
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:21,480
Speaker 17: what we normally do is we offer to send you

1022
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:23,200
Speaker 17: guys out on a date that we would pay for.

1023
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:26,799
Speaker 1: We can do that. They're going to go on two

1024
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:27,560
Speaker 1: dates now.

1025
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:30,840
Speaker 2: After the date that you've already paid for. Would you

1026
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:33,439
Speaker 2: like to go on another date after that and we'll

1027
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 2: pay for that? Okay, Oh my.

1028
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:39,759
Speaker 1: God, he is so too. He's already planning the next day.

1029
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:43,360
Speaker 2: So cute, well Brook, technically I plan this so I

1030
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:44,520
Speaker 2: get ownership of it.

1031
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:47,520
Speaker 1: Well, technically the X plan the first one.

1032
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:53,680
Speaker 2: So you're gonna have to step up your game here. Okay, Sam,

1033
00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:55,000
Speaker 2: You're not doing a whole lot over there.

1034
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:58,600
Speaker 13: I'll try my best appear so cute.

1035
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:03,480
Speaker 2: Rook Jeff in the morning and the award for the

1036
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:07,000
Speaker 2: cutest couple in a second date update for this entire

1037
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:10,720
Speaker 2: year goes Tola and Sam.

1038
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:14,920
Speaker 1: He dead well they do not polish batter an update.

1039
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:16,480
Speaker 1: I am going to be so upset.

1040
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:20,480
Speaker 2: Seriously, you're the chemistry written so many texts in the seven, eight, five,

1041
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:24,640
Speaker 2: nine to a lot of oz with like twenty w's Afterwards,

1042
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:27,880
Speaker 2: one said the best ruined surprise ever.

1043
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:31,759
Speaker 9: We didn't know and he wasn't even mad that he

1044
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:33,879
Speaker 9: spent the two brand you know what I mean?

1045
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:36,319
Speaker 1: Like he could have been like, what she was gonna

1046
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:37,160
Speaker 1: go out with me anyway?

1047
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 2: What I spent on my money for more than that

1048
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 2: I knew we could. But anyway, I can't wait to

1049
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:46,440
Speaker 2: hear from them again as long as their update is

1050
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:48,520
Speaker 2: and that the X showed up to the date anyway

1051
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:51,359
Speaker 2: and decided to fight for her, that could be entertaining. Yeah,

1052
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:52,799
Speaker 2: you're right, I would like to hear.

1053
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:54,520
Speaker 1: He doesn't sound like a fighter. He sounds like more

1054
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 1: of a crier.

1055
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:58,720
Speaker 3: Yes, he's like with check Bounce.

1056
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:01,480
Speaker 2: But we can always try and help you with your

1057
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:03,560
Speaker 2: love life. If you ever need a little bit of assistance,

1058
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 2: email the show. We'll call that person who's not calling

1059
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:07,160
Speaker 2: you back and go check out all of our second

1060
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 2: dates wherever you get your podcasts at.

1061
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:11,760
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1062
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:16,480
Speaker 2: Most people have probably heard of parents say to their kid,

1063
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:19,880
Speaker 2: hey watch your mouth, or all wash it out with soap.

1064
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 5: Yeah I was one.

1065
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:25,760
Speaker 2: Is that a real threat? Or our parents all talk.

1066
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:28,759
Speaker 3: Now with this, But I never opened my mouth. I

1067
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:31,520
Speaker 3: just did the teeth like I cried, and they were like,

1068
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 3: all right.

1069
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:33,719
Speaker 2: Okay, spit it out. I do know. It is a

1070
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 2: little bit different over at Brooks House, where foul language

1071
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:41,520
Speaker 2: is actually encourage. It's like, oh, kids, hurry to Jehovah's

1072
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:42,520
Speaker 2: witness at our door and.

1073
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:44,920
Speaker 13: Taught you.

1074
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:50,680
Speaker 2: But there's a new poll that just asked if people

1075
00:49:50,719 --> 00:49:54,640
Speaker 2: have ever actually had their parents follow through with washing

1076
00:49:54,719 --> 00:49:55,960
Speaker 2: their mouth out with soap.

1077
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,440
Speaker 1: If you sang one and four, we are so good

1078
00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:02,439
Speaker 1: right now, because that is exactly.

1079
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:05,840
Speaker 2: I was a little surprised, but it was twelve percent

1080
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:10,320
Speaker 2: of people said yes. They didn't break it down by age,

1081
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:12,640
Speaker 2: but from the responses, it seems more like an old

1082
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:15,560
Speaker 2: school thing order people have this done to them, not

1083
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:19,480
Speaker 2: really done so much anymore, possibly because not everyone even

1084
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:23,439
Speaker 2: uses actual bars of soap now just dish.

1085
00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:26,520
Speaker 6: You bet.

1086
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:33,439
Speaker 2: A little bit worse to do it that yet maybe,

1087
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:35,759
Speaker 2: But one person in the comments said, my mom tried

1088
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:38,000
Speaker 2: to do that to my sister once with a real

1089
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:41,080
Speaker 2: bar of soap. She bit down on the bar, swallowed

1090
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:44,040
Speaker 2: part of the soap. My mom completely panicked and that

1091
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:45,800
Speaker 2: was the last time that ever happened.

1092
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:48,560
Speaker 1: That was a moment you're like kind of should have

1093
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:49,200
Speaker 1: bought organic.

1094
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:53,080
Speaker 2: Another person joked, soap actually tastes pretty good from what

1095
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:57,800
Speaker 2: I remember, they looked forward to doing it.

1096
00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:00,920
Speaker 3: I heard spring taste and smells like.

1097
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,000
Speaker 1: Oh, you rinse the dishes too much. I like it

1098
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:03,840
Speaker 1: when there's a film.

1099
00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:07,000
Speaker 2: So you better listen to our next segment, or we're

1100
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:11,360
Speaker 2: gonna wash your ears out with soap. Actually, actually, you

1101
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:15,360
Speaker 2: know what, that was a terrible thread. Just listen to

1102
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:23,720
Speaker 2: Laser Stories because it's coming up next. It's the radio

1103
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:26,520
Speaker 2: segment that's getting a lot of publicity on TikTok for

1104
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:31,640
Speaker 2: his new invention, the reverse Umbrella. Oh tired of staying

1105
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:35,920
Speaker 2: dry all the time, introducing the umbrella that funnels rain

1106
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:42,280
Speaker 2: directly onto you because wetter is better. You got yours.

1107
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:45,080
Speaker 2: With Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news

1108
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:47,240
Speaker 2: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

1109
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:50,640
Speaker 2: we've got a laser and those other trashy splashies just don't.

1110
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:54,160
Speaker 2: This first laser story is out of Colorado. A forty

1111
00:51:54,239 --> 00:51:57,360
Speaker 2: year old man named Eugene Robertson had a bizarre interaction

1112
00:51:57,440 --> 00:52:00,600
Speaker 2: at Burger King. Recently, he'd gone through the drive through

1113
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 2: ordered seven items because he was hungry.

1114
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:06,640
Speaker 1: We're not judging him, Jeffrey. Okay, it's fine, none of us.

1115
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:09,200
Speaker 5: Yes, that's it.

1116
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:09,920
Speaker 13: Okay.

1117
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:13,319
Speaker 2: And then when it came time to pay, unfortunately Eugene

1118
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:14,759
Speaker 2: didn't have his wallet with him.

1119
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:19,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's why you need to do the

1120
00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:22,719
Speaker 1: phone pay. It's like it has saved me so many.

1121
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:25,560
Speaker 6: Times, showed that and it has changed my life.

1122
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:26,200
Speaker 1: So what did he do?

1123
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:28,600
Speaker 2: Eugene didn't want to go home and get it, so

1124
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:32,160
Speaker 2: instead he offered a different solution. How about paying for

1125
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:38,200
Speaker 2: the food with a baggie of drugs like a fair trade.

1126
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:40,480
Speaker 1: Sure iPhone payment or drugs.

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00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:44,440
Speaker 2: Well, the employee refused, and Eugene, who was getting hungrier

1128
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:45,960
Speaker 2: by the second, didn't like that.

1129
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:49,240
Speaker 1: Okay, he was so hungry, so naturally.

1130
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:49,880
Speaker 2: He pulled a gun.

1131
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:54,840
Speaker 9: On him, but he tried to do the nice way

1132
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:56,080
Speaker 9: he did.

1133
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:59,520
Speaker 2: Luckily he didn't shoot. Instead, he drove off without his

1134
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:02,120
Speaker 2: food and then proceeded to try the same thing at

1135
00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:06,680
Speaker 2: a seven eleven across the street. He was angry what

1136
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:11,799
Speaker 2: Eugene ended up shooting out a surveillance camera, but no

1137
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:14,520
Speaker 2: one was harmed. When police showed up, they found him

1138
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:17,280
Speaker 2: hiding in some nearby bushes and When he got arrested,

1139
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:19,600
Speaker 2: the cops asked Eugene if he was okay, and his

1140
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:22,880
Speaker 2: answer he said he was not physically hurt, but his

1141
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:25,319
Speaker 2: feelings were definitely.

1142
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:28,760
Speaker 6: Hurts drugs, they're really good drugs.

1143
00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:31,879
Speaker 9: Is the worst drug dealer ever.

1144
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:34,400
Speaker 1: No, he was just crying about hurt feelings.

1145
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:38,520
Speaker 2: At the end, not surprisingly, cops learned that Eugene also

1146
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:42,080
Speaker 2: had warrants out for additional cases, so he was taken

1147
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:44,760
Speaker 2: to jail, and with all the suspected crimes put together,

1148
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:48,040
Speaker 2: he's facing more than four hundred years in prison.

1149
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:49,799
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1150
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:53,640
Speaker 2: Maybe should have remembered his wallet. Yeah, that'll learn you.

1151
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:54,040
Speaker 15: Yeah.

1152
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:59,680
Speaker 2: Nextories out of the World's Games, everyone has a different

1153
00:53:59,719 --> 00:54:02,640
Speaker 2: favorite when it comes to the Summer Olympics. There we go,

1154
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:08,080
Speaker 2: whether it's the lavish opening ceremonies, the lightning speed relay races,

1155
00:54:08,719 --> 00:54:11,960
Speaker 2: even the amateur torch swallowing contest amongst fans.

1156
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:15,840
Speaker 1: I bet this is participated.

1157
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:19,480
Speaker 2: I win that every single year. Thank you. But if

1158
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:21,720
Speaker 2: the best part of the games for you is watching

1159
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 2: the parents of the Olympians react, then do we have news?

1160
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:32,000
Speaker 2: Because NBC noticed how much audiences love watching good old

1161
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,640
Speaker 2: mom and Dad go nuts in the stands. That's why

1162
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:37,640
Speaker 2: this summer they'll be fitting Olympic parents with heart rate

1163
00:54:37,719 --> 00:54:41,600
Speaker 2: monitors so we can literally see it's all excited. They get, oh,

1164
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:44,200
Speaker 2: that's stomping away.

1165
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:46,680
Speaker 1: It might be great if somebody has a heart attack, they'll.

1166
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:49,160
Speaker 2: Know it's coming and they might prove to be be

1167
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:51,640
Speaker 2: one of the most lucrative part of the Games because

1168
00:54:51,719 --> 00:54:54,560
Speaker 2: NBC is hoping to sell sponsorships for the heart rate

1169
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:58,319
Speaker 2: monitors as well. Have no word on how often they'll

1170
00:54:58,320 --> 00:55:01,160
Speaker 2: work them into the broadcast, but it's likely gonna be

1171
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:07,840
Speaker 2: a lot.

1172
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:10,480
Speaker 9: It's gonna be sad if your dad is actually bored.

1173
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:12,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, that's what it proves.

1174
00:55:12,719 --> 00:55:15,440
Speaker 6: It's entertaining because when they're freaking out and crying or

1175
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:16,120
Speaker 6: when they're just.

1176
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:17,800
Speaker 3: Like, nah, this is all right.

1177
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:21,080
Speaker 2: Other big changes will include a multitude of celebrity hosts

1178
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:25,280
Speaker 2: and commentators, from Peyton Manning to Jimmy Fallon to Kelly

1179
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:27,359
Speaker 2: Clarkson and even Snoop Dog.

1180
00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:29,839
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm so excited for him.

1181
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:35,080
Speaker 2: You can't smoke the ribbon in the gymnastics ceremonies, their

1182
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:38,600
Speaker 2: stories out of food news. This has been all over

1183
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:41,239
Speaker 2: social media recently, but just in case you missed it,

1184
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:45,960
Speaker 2: Pringles has partnered with Crocs to launch a unique snacking accessory.

1185
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:50,800
Speaker 2: It's an ankle holster for holding potato chips integrated into boots.

1186
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:54,960
Speaker 2: I'm showing my host the picture of it right now.

1187
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:56,960
Speaker 2: You can check it out on our instance stories at

1188
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:59,560
Speaker 2: Broken Jeffrey Brook, how would you describe it?

1189
00:55:59,560 --> 00:55:59,840
Speaker 1: It is?

1190
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:02,080
Speaker 9: It goes around your een gole like a bracelet, and

1191
00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:04,880
Speaker 9: then it literally is a pocket that will fit one

1192
00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:07,560
Speaker 9: of those short cans of Pringles inside of it.

1193
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:10,560
Speaker 2: The company says this novelty item is just part of

1194
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:15,040
Speaker 2: a limited edition Pringles x Crocs line, and these Classic

1195
00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:17,920
Speaker 2: Crush boots are equipped with a mini can of a

1196
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:20,960
Speaker 2: brand new flavor watermelon Chili lime.

1197
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:25,600
Speaker 6: Watermelon watermelons an good, but the Chili Lime spice averb that.

1198
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:26,560
Speaker 1: Does it say anything?

1199
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:29,239
Speaker 9: Because there's an extra pocket next to the Pringles can.

1200
00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:31,360
Speaker 9: What that pocket's for or do we not know?

1201
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:33,960
Speaker 2: For your weapons?

1202
00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:34,359
Speaker 1: I see?

1203
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:39,560
Speaker 2: The collaboration also features other footwear options with Pringles themed decorations,

1204
00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:44,200
Speaker 2: including clogs, classic slides, and much more. Though the boots

1205
00:56:44,239 --> 00:56:48,759
Speaker 2: with the Pringle holder still remain available, not selling out

1206
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:49,360
Speaker 2: for some reason.

1207
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:51,640
Speaker 1: That's because if you have one of those short cans

1208
00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:53,239
Speaker 1: of Pringles. You just have an empty can.

1209
00:56:53,239 --> 00:56:54,759
Speaker 9: I mean you're gonna eat the whole thing, so you're

1210
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:56,560
Speaker 9: gonna walk around with an empty can all day.

1211
00:56:58,160 --> 00:57:01,080
Speaker 2: This move by Pringles and Crocs capes on the growing

1212
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:05,000
Speaker 2: snack food market, merging fashion with food and an Instagram

1213
00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:05,680
Speaker 2: ready twist.

1214
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:06,279
Speaker 4: I think I.

1215
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:09,120
Speaker 6: Still have a top Ramen sweater line around somewhere, do you? Yeah?

1216
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:09,959
Speaker 3: Remember that was cool?

1217
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:10,719
Speaker 2: Like three years ago.

1218
00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:11,719
Speaker 1: I missed that one.

1219
00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:13,560
Speaker 3: I don't even know where it's at.

1220
00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:15,840
Speaker 2: It's next the story is out of the good Life.

1221
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:20,400
Speaker 2: Just a decade ago, the American dream was to live

1222
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:22,920
Speaker 2: in the suburbs in a three bedroom house with a

1223
00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:25,240
Speaker 2: white picket fence and two point five children.

1224
00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:29,240
Speaker 9: A yeah, I love that half a kid.

1225
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:32,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is so easy. Well, that dream could be changing,

1226
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:36,080
Speaker 2: because a full third of Americans say they wouldn't actually

1227
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:38,640
Speaker 2: mind living in a van down by.

1228
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:39,600
Speaker 5: The river pleasure.

1229
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:44,240
Speaker 1: This has literally been my goal since college.

1230
00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:46,840
Speaker 9: I mean, do you think that I didn't do a

1231
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:48,440
Speaker 9: major in art for no reason?

1232
00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:50,840
Speaker 2: Yes, so you can grow up to be a homeless

1233
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:52,400
Speaker 2: person living that I.

1234
00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:54,720
Speaker 1: Didn't finish it, and it's still a big regrets.

1235
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:55,960
Speaker 6: You're accidentally successful.

1236
00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:59,320
Speaker 2: God, I have a job thousand adults were asked would

1237
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:02,280
Speaker 2: you ever consider van life, and they defined it as

1238
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:05,040
Speaker 2: a lifestyle that involves living and traveling in a converted van.

1239
00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:09,600
Speaker 2: The result, thirty six percent of Americans said yes, down,

1240
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:13,640
Speaker 2: and that includes thirteen percent who actively want to do

1241
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:14,720
Speaker 2: that right now.

1242
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:17,640
Speaker 3: You know what, it's a trend.

1243
00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:19,920
Speaker 9: I love it until you actually see the RV parks

1244
00:58:19,960 --> 00:58:21,680
Speaker 9: by the side of the freeway.

1245
00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:23,480
Speaker 7: My friends that tried it always were like, well, I

1246
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:26,360
Speaker 7: did it till it broke down every time.

1247
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:28,000
Speaker 1: You do have to learn how to fix it.

1248
00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:30,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you've ever seen the videos online, it looks

1249
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:35,560
Speaker 2: absolutely miserable, Like percent of the time is absolute garbage.

1250
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:37,960
Speaker 2: You have to go shower in like seven elevens.

1251
00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:41,040
Speaker 1: Obviously, Jeffrey, you just stop showering.

1252
00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:45,440
Speaker 2: Why have you a nice smelling van that's going to

1253
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:50,680
Speaker 2: just the morning sunrise? Not my RV got broke into

1254
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:55,040
Speaker 2: twice over Yeah, fifty two percent said no thanks. Not surprisingly,

1255
00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:58,360
Speaker 2: almost half of people under thirty loved the idea.

1256
00:58:58,480 --> 00:58:59,080
Speaker 3: They love it.

1257
00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:01,400
Speaker 2: A lot of gen z ers are up for it.

1258
00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:04,120
Speaker 2: The same Paul also found forty four percent of us

1259
00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:07,120
Speaker 2: wouldn't mind living in a tiny house with less than

1260
00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:09,040
Speaker 2: five hundred square feet of space.

1261
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:11,120
Speaker 9: They're so cute though, you know, like you have you

1262
00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:13,080
Speaker 9: ever readed one and you're like, look at how they

1263
00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:14,000
Speaker 9: thought of storage here.

1264
00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:15,200
Speaker 1: That's amazing.

1265
00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:18,040
Speaker 2: I mean, it definitely works for some people. This guy

1266
00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:21,040
Speaker 2: has a tiny little condo that's equipped with a sexy

1267
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:24,320
Speaker 2: secret back room and you can learn all about that

1268
00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:28,760
Speaker 2: when the book comes out. Fifty Shades of Green Buyers. Now,

1269
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,160
Speaker 2: that's how means Laser Stories has come to an end

1270
00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:33,439
Speaker 2: for the day. We'll do it again, same time.

1271
00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:36,120
Speaker 4: On Friday, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1272
00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:47,840
Speaker 2: We've got a return player today. His name is Daniel

1273
00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:51,400
Speaker 2: and he is one and two against you all time, Brookes.

1274
00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:53,960
Speaker 2: So we asked him, how did you beat her that

1275
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:57,360
Speaker 2: one time? Daniel says it was kind of a slum

1276
00:59:57,480 --> 01:00:02,360
Speaker 2: dog millionaire moment really, where everything aligned to just facts

1277
01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:05,960
Speaker 2: that he knew from his own life. Did that include

1278
01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:09,160
Speaker 2: the back room torture scene? To Daniel, did Brook torch.

1279
01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:09,560
Speaker 6: You a little bit?

1280
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:10,680
Speaker 1: That is so dark?

1281
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:14,200
Speaker 2: Jeff Okay, if you'd like that, we can throw that

1282
01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:15,040
Speaker 2: in this round.

1283
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:18,320
Speaker 1: Some guys would like to well, that's not a lie.

1284
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:21,920
Speaker 1: It's not a lie. That is true. Daniel, how are

1285
01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:23,840
Speaker 1: you feeling about your chances this time around.

1286
01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:26,120
Speaker 13: H I feel like it's always fifty to fifty.

1287
01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:29,640
Speaker 16: Beating you on the radio and sometimes not really.

1288
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,960
Speaker 9: Like if you listen to this segment, it's more of

1289
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:36,680
Speaker 9: like a ninety ten situation, you know, me winning.

1290
01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:40,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not good at math, hopefully that's not in this.

1291
01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:43,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not very good at smack talk either. Daniel,

1292
01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:44,520
Speaker 2: you're too polite.

1293
01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:46,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're a very kind, gentle soul.

1294
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:50,680
Speaker 2: But maybe that'll humble Okay, maybe his humility will play

1295
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:53,000
Speaker 2: to his advantage though, Because Brook is leaving the studio

1296
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:55,080
Speaker 2: while she heads out, you got thirty seconds to answer

1297
01:00:55,080 --> 01:00:56,720
Speaker 2: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1298
01:00:56,760 --> 01:00:58,560
Speaker 2: you could say pass. But you do have to beat

1299
01:00:58,600 --> 01:01:00,600
Speaker 2: her outright if you want to win. Are you ready?

1300
01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:04,680
Speaker 2: Good luck, my man? Your time starts now. The winner

1301
01:01:04,720 --> 01:01:07,320
Speaker 2: of the first ever season of American Idol celebrates a

1302
01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:11,080
Speaker 2: birthday today. What's her Name? The uppermost portion of the

1303
01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:17,240
Speaker 2: sun's atmosphere shares its name with what Popular Beer? What

1304
01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:22,919
Speaker 2: Mexican dish translates to little Meats in English. Live from

1305
01:01:22,960 --> 01:01:25,160
Speaker 2: New York, It's Saturday Night is how every episode of

1306
01:01:25,160 --> 01:01:29,400
Speaker 2: what TV show starts? What River was the setting for

1307
01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:33,320
Speaker 2: the book Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Tennessee. Name the fruit

1308
01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:35,280
Speaker 2: that's served in black forest cake.

1309
01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:37,320
Speaker 15: I couldn't hear the last part of that.

1310
01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:39,720
Speaker 2: Name the fruit that's served in black forest cake?

1311
01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:42,160
Speaker 6: Three BlackBerry?

1312
01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:43,800
Speaker 3: Two BlackBerry.

1313
01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:49,200
Speaker 2: He went with a pie. That's the answer. Okay, Brooks

1314
01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:49,840
Speaker 2: back in the studio.

1315
01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:51,240
Speaker 4: My bad.

1316
01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:54,440
Speaker 2: Okay, So, Daniel, it says on my phone screener here

1317
01:01:54,480 --> 01:01:58,080
Speaker 2: that you are a tile setter slash contractor and the

1318
01:01:58,160 --> 01:02:01,680
Speaker 2: latest thing in contracting is arge format tile panels.

1319
01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:03,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, that is correct.

1320
01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:07,040
Speaker 2: I am fascinated by that. Are we talking like five

1321
01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:09,440
Speaker 2: by ten with no grout lines? Are you more of

1322
01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:10,720
Speaker 2: a six by six guy?

1323
01:02:11,280 --> 01:02:13,560
Speaker 13: Well, they start five by ten, but we make them

1324
01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:14,840
Speaker 13: to the format of the wall.

1325
01:02:16,480 --> 01:02:18,160
Speaker 1: Jeffrey Body is being funny.

1326
01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:20,720
Speaker 2: Fascinated by this because I could see us doing that

1327
01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:25,120
Speaker 2: with shower stuff, fireplaces, literally anywhere. Where's your favorite place

1328
01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:25,680
Speaker 2: to tile?

1329
01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:26,160
Speaker 4: Daniel?

1330
01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:27,360
Speaker 1: Why is this conversation?

1331
01:02:27,680 --> 01:02:31,920
Speaker 2: This is my slum dog millionaire moment, okay, as well

1332
01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:35,800
Speaker 2: as showers, fireplace showers? Yeah, oh, Daniel, We're going to

1333
01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:38,080
Speaker 2: do tile talk once we're done with this segment for

1334
01:02:38,200 --> 01:02:39,919
Speaker 2: like twenty minutes. But we got to go to Brook

1335
01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:42,760
Speaker 2: Tam for some radio stuff.

1336
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:43,920
Speaker 1: You should just skip me.

1337
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:46,040
Speaker 2: But you got to answer Brook.

1338
01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:46,560
Speaker 6: Are you ready?

1339
01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:48,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't wait for your podcast to come out.

1340
01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:48,920
Speaker 11: Here we go.

1341
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:51,680
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. The winner of the first ever

1342
01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:54,760
Speaker 2: season of American Idol celebrates a birthday today. What's her Name?

1343
01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:58,600
Speaker 2: Kelly Clarkson the uppermost portion of the sun's atmosphere shares

1344
01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:00,160
Speaker 2: its name with what popular.

1345
01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:01,760
Speaker 1: Be Uh Corona?

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Speaker 2: What Mexican dish translates to little meats in English?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Interested, Uh, I don't know?

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Speaker 2: Burrito live from New York. It's Saturday night is how

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Speaker 2: every episode of what TV show starts Saturday Night Live?

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Speaker 2: What River was the setting for the book Adventures of

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Speaker 2: Huckleberry Finn Mississippi. Name the fruit that served in black

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Speaker 2: Forest cake?

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Speaker 6: Uh?

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Speaker 1: Cherries?

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Speaker 2: All right, man, I wish we could talk tiles more,

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Speaker 2: but we don't have time for it. We got to

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Speaker 2: go to the scoreboard first with Jose sixty nine.

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Speaker 6: Dude, appropriate Daniel, I have a name for your podcast

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Speaker 6: with Jeffery. You should call it Let's Tile.

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Speaker 2: A while, all right?

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Speaker 1: As if you couldn't make it sound more boring, Oh,

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Speaker 1: I love it sounds like a bad SNL sketch.

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Speaker 6: Daniel, you got to correct today, here we go and

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Speaker 6: Brook yeah five correct.

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Speaker 2: Wasn't a slum Dog millionaire type of moment for you today, Daniel,

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Let's go over the answers for everybody. Winner

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Speaker 2: of the first ever season of American Idol was Kelly Clarkson.

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Speaker 2: She turns forty two today. Happy birthday, Kelly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I love her new talk show.

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Speaker 2: By the way, she can talk more about tyless me.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: The uppermost portion of the Sun's atmosphere shares its name

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Speaker 2: with Corona Corona beer.

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Speaker 15: Hey.

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Speaker 2: The Mexican dish that translates to little meats is carnitas.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: Live from New York on Saturday night is how they

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Speaker 2: start every episode of SNL. The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

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Speaker 2: takes place on the Mississippi River and in a black

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Speaker 2: forest cake you have the fruit cherries, which is the

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Speaker 2: filling in the middle of that cake. Now, Daniel, it

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Speaker 2: wasn't enough to beat Brooke today, But the good news

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Speaker 2: is just for playing you do win a pair of

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Speaker 2: tickets to see comedian Becky Robinson perform May seventeenth. That's

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Speaker 15: That's great, all right, thank you.

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Speaker 10: Okay, if you wouldn't mind, I'd like to give a

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Speaker 10: I'd like to give a plug, if that's all right.

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Speaker 1: Sure.

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Speaker 13: If you need any tile set, large format or otherwise.

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Speaker 10: We love the.

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Speaker 13: Service your needs.

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Speaker 6: Though I came in with a tagline Diligence Flooring.

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Speaker 3: We're not boring.

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Speaker 4: Okay, that's a good one.

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Speaker 6: I'm here to improve your.

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Speaker 2: Life, brother, and the company just went bankrupt. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: sorry about that, Daniels. Sorry, hey, come back play anytime.

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Speaker 11: All right.

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Speaker 2: We'll be back to do Windbrook's Bucks same time tomorrow

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.