WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "Do Not Name the Guilty" Mail Bag

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<v Speaker 1>Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a

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<v Speaker 1>week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of

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<v Speaker 1>the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats

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<v Speaker 1>crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich

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<v Speaker 1>pill poppers in the penthouse, the Clearinghouse of hot takes,

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<v Speaker 1>break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben

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<v Speaker 1>Maller starts right now in the air everywhere a mail

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<v Speaker 1>bag kind of a day on a Sunday, Sunday Sunday,

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<v Speaker 1>another brand new edition of The Fifth Hour with Ben

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<v Speaker 1>Maller and Danny g Ready to get her hands dirty,

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<v Speaker 1>hands a little bit dirty. Yeah. When you posted this

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<v Speaker 1>on Facebook asking for questions, one of the first comments was,

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<v Speaker 1>it's that time of the week already. Guys are complaining

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<v Speaker 1>because I put it up on Monday. Yeah, because I

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<v Speaker 1>usually do it on Tuesday, and so somehow I had

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<v Speaker 1>messed up the bio rhythms of Facebook, and guys were

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<v Speaker 1>busting my balls. You know, how dare you? How dare you?

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<v Speaker 1>Give me a heart? Sometimes I forget, sometimes I forget.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's good. We have a good balance. Go right now.

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<v Speaker 1>We got a few questions on Facebook, a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>email questions, which is always exciting, so good job by you,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you exactly so without further dude, Danny, and thanks

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<v Speaker 1>to Ohio all since that in months ago, we played

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<v Speaker 1>every week at about this time. And if you would

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<v Speaker 1>like to contribute questions, you do not have to wait

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<v Speaker 1>for me to post something on Facebook on Monday or

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<v Speaker 1>Tuesday on the show Facebook page, Ben mallor show. You

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<v Speaker 1>can contribute content anytime you want, real fifth Hour at

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<v Speaker 1>gmail dot com. That's f I F T H if

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<v Speaker 1>you don't know how to spell real and you don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how to spell our real fifth Hour at gmail

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<v Speaker 1>dot com. And right to the many many questions we go,

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<v Speaker 1>and let's see who should we start with? Mail? Let's

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<v Speaker 1>start with Mike from Fullerton. He says, Hey, Ben and

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<v Speaker 1>Danny J. I'd like to hear your takes. Aren't an

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<v Speaker 1>argument between my friends Petro's and Matt Matt money Smith

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<v Speaker 1>And Mike says, when everyone has their trash cans in

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<v Speaker 1>the street for pick up day and your dog poop

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<v Speaker 1>swall on a walk, Mike asked, is it okay to

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<v Speaker 1>throw a bag of your dog's poop in a stranger's

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<v Speaker 1>trash can? If a garbage truck hasn't picked it up yet.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the question. So I'll go first. I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>know why this is a question. This is a no brainer.

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<v Speaker 1>This is being to me a polite neighbor that so

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<v Speaker 1>often we all see dogshit and nobody picks it up,

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<v Speaker 1>and they just pretend like it didn't happen. And if

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna do that and be kind enough to a

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<v Speaker 1>pick up the poopy, it was great to see pooh

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<v Speaker 1>and then be put it in a trash can, mozelto

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<v Speaker 1>good job by you. Well, why is this even a thing?

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<v Speaker 1>Then explain to me why this is even an argument.

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<v Speaker 1>There is no argument. Once you put the trash on

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<v Speaker 1>the street, you're done with the trash. It's now you're

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<v Speaker 1>just awaiting. It's like being on death row and you're

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<v Speaker 1>you're you're, you're making the walk down to the electric

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<v Speaker 1>chair when the trash is out on the street. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the same set up. Yeah, this would only be an

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<v Speaker 1>argument if you put the ship in a bag and

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<v Speaker 1>left it on their doorstep for them to to and

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<v Speaker 1>for them to deliver it to a trash can. But

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<v Speaker 1>as long as it's sealed and tied off in a bag,

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<v Speaker 1>you're you seeing it as a public trash can to

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<v Speaker 1>serve the public for the better good of humanity. We

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<v Speaker 1>all have neighbors like this is a guy that was

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<v Speaker 1>kind of down the street for me, that's like this

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<v Speaker 1>who is overly protective of their house, Like anybody kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like walks on the on the grass. That guy

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<v Speaker 1>that goes out there is like, what are you doing? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>You got mean, what are you doing? So for that guy,

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<v Speaker 1>this would be an invasion of privacy. But no, anybody's

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<v Speaker 1>willing to pick up, doge it and put it away.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a great thing, all right. Who is next? As

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<v Speaker 1>we go further and further into the mail bag, it's

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<v Speaker 1>Eric and Binghamton, New York. A fine town. I've actually

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<v Speaker 1>driven through Binghamton years ago, he says, Ben, and Danny

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<v Speaker 1>ge how are you doing? My name is Eric, He

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<v Speaker 1>announces where he lives. Again. I have written into the

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<v Speaker 1>show before, but it had been a while. Ben, I

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<v Speaker 1>have been listening since the website days. Wow, that's a

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<v Speaker 1>long time, the Ben mallary dot com days, back in

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<v Speaker 1>the old days. Damn. This guy must be in his seventies.

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<v Speaker 1>Calm down, I just love both of the shows. Can

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<v Speaker 1>you please, Can you guys please tell me more about

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<v Speaker 1>the knock room where all the stuff is monitored. I

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<v Speaker 1>have this picture in my head and I must know more. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>why the beef between Tammy, Helen and Stu. If we

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<v Speaker 1>are going to hear them go back and forth constantly,

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<v Speaker 1>it would be good to know. Why. Keep up the

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<v Speaker 1>great work. That's from Eric again in Binghamton, New York.

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<v Speaker 1>So Eric, the question about the knock, how would you

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<v Speaker 1>describe it? I would describe it like if you see

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<v Speaker 1>a replay room, like the NFL replay room or the

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<v Speaker 1>NBA replay room. There's a lot of TVs and a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of buttons in that room. Would that be accurate?

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<v Speaker 1>Danny the knock? Yeah, I am googling right now. Denzel

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<v Speaker 1>Washington in submarine movie Crimson Tide. Remember that movie? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I do recall that movie. Oh man, if you haven't

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<v Speaker 1>seen Crimson Tide, put that on your list a classic.

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<v Speaker 1>There's that one control room that everyone originates out of,

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<v Speaker 1>and there's lots of those big clear boards that have

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<v Speaker 1>the uh what is that called? In military terms? Planning

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<v Speaker 1>many years in the Marines, so I have the answer,

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<v Speaker 1>unless I don't. I don't have any idea, But that's

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<v Speaker 1>what the Knock room looks like. It's got a map

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<v Speaker 1>of the world on one of those big glass boards

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<v Speaker 1>like that, and they literally are tracking every affiliate around

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<v Speaker 1>the world. Wow. Yeah, it is fascinating in mind boggling

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<v Speaker 1>when you think about all of the content that those

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<v Speaker 1>guys in the Knock are are overseeing. Because all of

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<v Speaker 1>the Premier network shows, which you know back in the day,

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<v Speaker 1>Rush Limba now, Clay Travis, your your old Pial there

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<v Speaker 1>and show, and George Nori and so many of the

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<v Speaker 1>other hosts that we don't even talk about that that

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<v Speaker 1>two shows for a premiere and their shows are Synica,

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<v Speaker 1>Steve Harvey, another one, Ryan Seacrest. His top was a

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<v Speaker 1>Top forty show that he got Elvis Duran. Elvis Suran's

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<v Speaker 1>a big star in radio. So there's a bunch of

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<v Speaker 1>these guys and they all have people in charge twenty

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<v Speaker 1>four hours a day, and if anything goes wrong, the

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<v Speaker 1>Knock has gotta fix it. They gotta get right on

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<v Speaker 1>it right away, right or else programming will be all

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<v Speaker 1>messed up and people will lose their jobs. You're very upset.

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<v Speaker 1>And as far as Tammy, Helen and Stu if I

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<v Speaker 1>remember correctly, this started with Helen and Stu attacking Gagon,

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<v Speaker 1>who used to beend the podcast, and then Tammy came

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<v Speaker 1>to defend Gagon, and then that led to Helen and

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<v Speaker 1>Stu then turning their missile or missiles at Tammy, and

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<v Speaker 1>then Tammy responded, and it's just been going back and forth,

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<v Speaker 1>although we haven't gotten any email from Helen and Stewart

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<v Speaker 1>Tamil the last couple of weeks. So have things calmed

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<v Speaker 1>down now? Danny and and Eric and Bingaton's dying to know.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's not an every week thing. It just pops

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<v Speaker 1>up like once a month or so. Another submarine reference

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<v Speaker 1>the sonar sometimes the sub blaze low trying to be invisible,

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<v Speaker 1>but then they pop out and start shooting their missiles again. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's gonna heat up. It's it's it's that time

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<v Speaker 1>of the year, right, and the next couple of months

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<v Speaker 1>can get pretty nasty and hot, and at that point,

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<v Speaker 1>all bets are off, right, all bets are off. It's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna gonna happen and everyone will be screaming at the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Shut the funk up, Okay, shut the funk up. Give

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<v Speaker 1>me the codes, man, I need the codes right now,

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<v Speaker 1>exactly all right, let's see Pierre and Springfield, says Ben

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<v Speaker 1>and Danny g well, this is an important question. What

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<v Speaker 1>he's about this? He says, have you have either of

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<v Speaker 1>you ever farted extremely loud in a situation where you

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<v Speaker 1>forgot your surroundings, possibly the first time in front of

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<v Speaker 1>a lady friend or her parents, maybe in front of

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<v Speaker 1>a superior at work. He says, that's from Pierre in Springfield. So, uh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's happened. It's a natural part of of being I'll

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<v Speaker 1>go first year, Danny, Uh, the story. I think I

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<v Speaker 1>told this on the podcast, but years ago, married a

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<v Speaker 1>decent amount of time now, but I'm the guy at

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<v Speaker 1>the hotel in Vegas. I'll go down to the lobby

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<v Speaker 1>to go to the bathroom. That's I'm that guy. So

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<v Speaker 1>I I try to hold the tuting to as little

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<v Speaker 1>as possible around other people. Most people do that. It's polite,

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<v Speaker 1>good decorum. Yeah, So what I'll do is I'll i'll go,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll excuse myself and I'll go outside. So one time

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<v Speaker 1>was at the old house and I was walking and saying,

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<v Speaker 1>I was getting something out of the car. I'm moving

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<v Speaker 1>something around outside and I was completely convinced that there

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<v Speaker 1>was no one within hearing distance around, right, And I

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<v Speaker 1>had eaten some spicy food, uh earlier that day or

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<v Speaker 1>the night on the night before, whatever it might have been.

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<v Speaker 1>I forget when I'd eating it, but I eating some

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<v Speaker 1>spice of food. So I'm I'm reaching down to get

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<v Speaker 1>something near the car and and uh yeah, and then

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<v Speaker 1>I hear this laugh, and uh, it's my my wife.

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<v Speaker 1>It's she. She'd walked outside. I didn't even hear her,

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<v Speaker 1>like a stealth bomber, and she heard the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>She thought it was very amusing. She thought it was

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<v Speaker 1>very very funny. And it was just so loud, Danny.

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<v Speaker 1>It was piercing sound, dude, dude, but it was very loud,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was yeah, yeah, exactly. What What about you, Danny?

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<v Speaker 1>Any flatulence issues that you can recall? This is a

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<v Speaker 1>good question. I haven't thought about this since it happened

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<v Speaker 1>a few weeks ago. I was at a local grocery

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<v Speaker 1>store here, and you know, I don't get gas often,

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<v Speaker 1>thank god, but I'm not sure why that morning, I

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<v Speaker 1>had just some air trapped in inside. And when I

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<v Speaker 1>got outside of the grocery store, you know, it's the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>There weren't a lot of shoppers. There definitely weren't a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of cars in the parking lot. The gas came out,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I had just put my card away. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>opening my car door, and I look up as I'm

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<v Speaker 1>getting into my car, and there's an older gentleman who

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<v Speaker 1>had been approaching the cart rack from the other side.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't see him, and he just had this crazy

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<v Speaker 1>look on his face because he was there to bear

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<v Speaker 1>witness to what had just exploded in the parking lot. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>It's embarrassing because when you think you're alone and then

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<v Speaker 1>you wind up not being alone. You just wanna you know,

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<v Speaker 1>what's the old commercial, You wanna get away Southwest Carolina?

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<v Speaker 1>Southwest Yeah, get away? Yeah, thank you, Chicago awkward moments.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah. Well then sometimes you have a competitive advantage though,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're in an elevator and there's a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>people in there and there's kind of some noise in

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<v Speaker 1>the elevator and if you let one rip, then nobody

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<v Speaker 1>knows who did it, so you can It does cut

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<v Speaker 1>both ways, for sure. I got mail, Yeah, I got mail. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Cut yeah. Kevin in Kansas, alright, Son, he says dear

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<v Speaker 1>been in. Danny g is a high school teacher. I know,

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<v Speaker 1>my profession likes to think we're getting students prepared for

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<v Speaker 1>real life. On a Mallard scale of one to ten,

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<v Speaker 1>how prepared were you for real life after you graduated?

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<v Speaker 1>Where should we be focused these days? So it's been

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<v Speaker 1>a few years, Kevin since I got out of high school.

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<v Speaker 1>But on the Malar scale, it prepared for real life,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I would say I was like a

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<v Speaker 1>solid seven. I would say, uh. And I started working.

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<v Speaker 1>I went to school for a radio. I started working

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<v Speaker 1>in radio as nineteen. So I got out of high

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<v Speaker 1>school at eighteen and I was going to school and

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<v Speaker 1>working in radio. Uh. So I had a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>stuff going on. But but to me, high school you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta learn all the basics. I think they need to

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<v Speaker 1>spend more time, Danny on just the adult bullshit that

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<v Speaker 1>you have to do that you don't really realize as much.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't as much stuff as you have to do.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm I'm lucky I have. I'm married. My wife

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<v Speaker 1>takes care a lot of the bullshit for me. But

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<v Speaker 1>you know, there's a lot of little things you have

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<v Speaker 1>to take care of that's uh that I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>that they necessarily go over all that stuff. I would

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<v Speaker 1>focus on the taxes, the kitchen stuff, cleaning, like just

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<v Speaker 1>the basically a lot of people. I feel like they

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<v Speaker 1>everyone should know that. But I think you need more,

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<v Speaker 1>a little more push in that direction. What about you, David? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>And I actually you know moonlight in the education field,

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<v Speaker 1>and I would say that I would push for instead

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<v Speaker 1>of math class in high school, a credit score class

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<v Speaker 1>that would be way more helpful because I remember struggling

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<v Speaker 1>to get through algebra two and I didn't need algebra

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<v Speaker 1>two to live my life, my adult life. What I needed, though,

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<v Speaker 1>was some help understanding how to get a good credit

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<v Speaker 1>score and then maintain it. I mean, we've heard this

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<v Speaker 1>for years that it would be better to have some

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<v Speaker 1>real life type classes in schools, and some schools have this.

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<v Speaker 1>Some schools are evolving towards that it would be nice

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<v Speaker 1>to see it as a country free though, where we

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<v Speaker 1>start looking at education in junior high, middle school, high

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<v Speaker 1>school and thinking, Okay, what's really gonna help our kids

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<v Speaker 1>dominate when they get out of school. Luckily for me, Ben,

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<v Speaker 1>I was in commercial radio part time when I was sixteen,

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<v Speaker 1>years old, So I was already in the ship. I

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<v Speaker 1>was around grown adults smoking packs of cigarettes, banging groupies,

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<v Speaker 1>doing lines of cocaine next to the printer at the

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<v Speaker 1>radio station. So I saw a lot of crap at

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<v Speaker 1>an early age. I was ready for it when I

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<v Speaker 1>got out of high school. But the term helicopter parents

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<v Speaker 1>who because of how the world is nowadays, they really

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<v Speaker 1>just coddle their kids, and some of those kids have

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<v Speaker 1>problems once they get to grade. Yeah, yeah, for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I think that's the thing, Like, you want

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<v Speaker 1>to teach kids in high school, how do you bounce?

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<v Speaker 1>How do you save money even if you don't have

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of mean, even if it's only a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of bucks a month, and over time, that'll add up.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, well, I have an emergency fund, squirrel

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<v Speaker 1>something away just in case, as you talked about Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>the vacation fund that you have with your TENDERNI like

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<v Speaker 1>little things like that. Again, a lot of people say, well,

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<v Speaker 1>that's just common sense. People should know that, But you're

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<v Speaker 1>in high school. You don't really have common sense, do you? Usually?

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<v Speaker 1>Very rarely do you have common There should also be

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<v Speaker 1>etiquette classes. Yeah, you can't do that though, Danny in

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<v Speaker 1>in this climate, no, how dare you tell someone how

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<v Speaker 1>to act? What's wrong with you? Get all upset? Elementary

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<v Speaker 1>schools should definitely have etiquette classes because half of what

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<v Speaker 1>we do is teach kids social skills when they're in

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<v Speaker 1>kindergarten through fifth grade. So if there was more etiquette

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<v Speaker 1>training during those prime years, that would help all of

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<v Speaker 1>us in this world. Trust me. Yeah, alright, good question

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<v Speaker 1>from Kevin in Kansas. Thank you, sir. You've got me.

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<v Speaker 1>Fred in Spring Texas, freds are regular emailer, and I

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for that, Fred our man Fred. He says, Hey, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>what foreign languages did you study in high school or college?

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<v Speaker 1>And how did you do on reaching a high level

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<v Speaker 1>of proficiency? So? Not very well? I speak Spanguish, I

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<v Speaker 1>wish I knew Spanish, well I don't. I know a

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<v Speaker 1>few words and whatnot, and I've I've learned in my

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<v Speaker 1>radio days, not really in high school or even college.

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<v Speaker 1>I learned a few words in different languages, so I

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<v Speaker 1>know a little bit of this and a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>of that, but nothing, nothing passable. And when I was

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<v Speaker 1>a kid night a bar mitzvah, so I learned Hebrew.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't ask me about that now because I I know

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<v Speaker 1>a few Like I know a few words of that

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<v Speaker 1>I remember I've retained, but not much. What about you,

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<v Speaker 1>dany Oh love one year because my high school did

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<v Speaker 1>require one year of a foreign language, and my mom

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<v Speaker 1>she convinced me to go with French because that is

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<v Speaker 1>what she did in high school. She actually was good

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<v Speaker 1>at it. Though I passed. I gotta I think I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta be in that class, so it was all right,

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<v Speaker 1>but it wasn't something where I got out of the

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<v Speaker 1>year of that class and was like, oh man, I

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<v Speaker 1>want to continue how to learn this language, especially when

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<v Speaker 1>I found out how most French people hate Americans guts.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I don't think I'm gonna be spending

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<v Speaker 1>that much time in that country. Yeah. Well, my buddy,

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<v Speaker 1>as he asked me for advice, so I actually doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>ask me advice, but like, uhna gonna take French and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, no Spanish. Then that's the especially where we

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<v Speaker 1>are doing the show from in southern California, it's as

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<v Speaker 1>much the native tongue as English these days. So if

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<v Speaker 1>you have you have it to me, I have an advantage,

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<v Speaker 1>or at least a level playing field. You don't you

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<v Speaker 1>know what the adults thoughts on that were when we

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<v Speaker 1>were kids, though I had heard this couple times. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>you'll learn that language at work. Oh is that right? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>What am I gonna be a landscaper? Oh? Shots fired

0:19:17.040 --> 0:19:25.720
<v Speaker 1>out there. Producer's note. Landscapers are amazing people. Shouts out

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<v Speaker 1>to Steve Snow and Bob Jordan's who gave me summer work.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, what is next year? Any meny miny moll,

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<v Speaker 1>come back. It's side from now. Call Alan and akran Ohio,

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<v Speaker 1>the birthplace of Steph Curry and Lebron James says. At

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<v Speaker 1>the new FSR studios, will you be able to see

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<v Speaker 1>the crew when you are in the studio? Will everyone

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<v Speaker 1>still be in separate rooms? Well, that is a great question. Alan.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't have an answer because number one, we haven't

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<v Speaker 1>seen the design for the new studio. Number two we

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<v Speaker 1>I think everything got delayed. Danny said, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>that we will know for a while. We were supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to move to the new studios in a couple of months,

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<v Speaker 1>but that's not happen. So I don't know more than that.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know any more than that? I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>we're allowed to share. That's insider information, cannot share with

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<v Speaker 1>the class, right, Yeah, they're not divulging a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>information about the big move and probably because they know

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<v Speaker 1>will blab about it on podcasts like this, so keeping

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<v Speaker 1>us somewhat in the dark. So that's fine because I

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<v Speaker 1>don't necessarily want to move right now. Well, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>longer drive for you. Take your time. Yeah, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know that it's a longer drive for me. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's probably about the same. I just have to go

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<v Speaker 1>a different way, different route for you. It probably shaves

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<v Speaker 1>off like ten or twelve minutes for you. Yeah maybe. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>is further up the one on one freeway? Yeah, that true,

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<v Speaker 1>it's I I'd have to go right instead of left.

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<v Speaker 1>Basically when it curves around near the you take it

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<v Speaker 1>past the Hollywood Bowl there and then you get to

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<v Speaker 1>the split and then you have to go Yeah, not

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<v Speaker 1>a huge difference for you, but I'll save you just

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit of time. Yeah, all right. Kevin from

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<v Speaker 1>rockf Illinoiss, have you guys ever been a victim of

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<v Speaker 1>a robbery. I was robbed this past weekend at a

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<v Speaker 1>gas station. It was very stressful and I was an

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<v Speaker 1>absolute panic, Kevin says, I will probably have PTSD from

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<v Speaker 1>it the rest of my life. I called the police

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<v Speaker 1>and they asked me if I knew who did it.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I absolutely do know who did it. And

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<v Speaker 1>Kevin says he informed the police it was pump six

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<v Speaker 1>at the mobile gas station that that roughed. Okay, now,

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<v Speaker 1>Kevin doesn't mean that's a That is a cheesy joke. Kevin. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>these gas prices suck. I don't know how you guys

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<v Speaker 1>are making it out there and California. I've just decided

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<v Speaker 1>to eat only once every other day, and I the

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<v Speaker 1>money I would spend on food I am now spending

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<v Speaker 1>on gas, so I'm losing weight. So really, what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>doing is I'm saving calories and just spending it on gas.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm hoping to pay Phil Mickelson's salary and all

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<v Speaker 1>those other guys that took the Saudi Oil one. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm helping them out, taking care of him little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Why not? Yeah, Uh, anyway, we're having the same issues

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<v Speaker 1>righting price of gases insane to them. You know, you

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<v Speaker 1>go into a casino and you know you're gonna lose

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<v Speaker 1>money and you're not gonna come out ahead on that,

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<v Speaker 1>but maybe you'll have a good time. The gas station

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<v Speaker 1>is the same thing, because you go in there, you

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<v Speaker 1>know you're you're getting bent over the table, and uh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna cost you a fortune, but at least you

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<v Speaker 1>need the gas. So maybe you'll drive somewhere and have

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<v Speaker 1>a good time. Same concept, right, Danny. I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>the same concept. I'm going. I'm going with that in

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<v Speaker 1>my head. It's the same concept that beat down and

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<v Speaker 1>then I gave you last night. Yeah, I got mail, yea,

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<v Speaker 1>I got mail, yea. Back in the mail, back we go.

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<v Speaker 1>John in Colorado and northern Colorado, not southern, not eastern,

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<v Speaker 1>not western, northern Colorado. He says, have you ever spilled

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<v Speaker 1>a beverage on the studio mixing board? I will not tell.

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<v Speaker 1>John says, well, I have a brief story now I

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<v Speaker 1>have not done it. But there was a famous story

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<v Speaker 1>in Fox Sports radio history. And I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>you were part of this, Danny, if you were at

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<v Speaker 1>the company or not, but somebody did spill something that

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<v Speaker 1>got into the equipment and it was a big mess.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it costs a lot of money to repair, and

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<v Speaker 1>they it was a pain in the asked for the

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<v Speaker 1>engineering department. So what management did is they went to

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<v Speaker 1>Walmart and they bought everyone a sippy cup and they

0:23:55.200 --> 0:23:59.120
<v Speaker 1>passed out. Everyone got their own sippy cup at at

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<v Speaker 1>Fox Sports Radio. That was the solution to the problem.

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<v Speaker 1>They were large sippy cups, but they were sippy cups

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<v Speaker 1>that would not supposedly would not spill. And so that

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<v Speaker 1>I remember that. And I don't know that they ever

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<v Speaker 1>caught the person that did it. I think they know

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<v Speaker 1>who did it, but they were like, we weren't really

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<v Speaker 1>sure because nobody, nobody said it. They just tried to

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<v Speaker 1>contupt the thing. And then it was kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>the drugs in the bathroom. Well, yes we know who

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<v Speaker 1>did it, but we're not saying yes. So we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>tell everyone at the company here, you should not be

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<v Speaker 1>doing drugs in the bathroom. No drugs in the bathroom,

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<v Speaker 1>even though we know none of you can afford the

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<v Speaker 1>drugs at all. Anyway, Uh yeah, we all looked around.

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<v Speaker 1>We're like, who's rich enough to do drugs around here? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we will not name the guilty, but yes, there was

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<v Speaker 1>somebody that was shall we say it was a long

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<v Speaker 1>time ago. Yeah, it was a long time going. This

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<v Speaker 1>person was Yeah, I guess would be the term there right,

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<v Speaker 1>that we were doing there. I don't know. The email

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<v Speaker 1>didn't go into detail. Oh, I don't know either. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just specting. I'm just I'm facilitating the conversation, is what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing. Facilitating the conversation. Did you have any spills

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<v Speaker 1>to any back in the day running the award before

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<v Speaker 1>you became a big time producer. No, you know. I

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<v Speaker 1>did spill a soda. I dropped a I knocked a

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<v Speaker 1>soda onto the floor one time. Uh, And I quickly

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<v Speaker 1>was able to get it up, so not that much

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<v Speaker 1>came out of the can. What did come out of

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<v Speaker 1>the can, though, I was like, oh my god, there's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be a memo about this if I don't clean

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<v Speaker 1>it up. So I went back and forth to the

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<v Speaker 1>bathroom probably eight, nine, ten times, with wet paper towels,

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<v Speaker 1>dry paper towels, stepping on it with my foot, cleaning

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<v Speaker 1>it up, putting the fan towards it to make it dry,

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<v Speaker 1>and by the end of my if, thank god, you

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't tell that there had been an Exxon oil spill.

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<v Speaker 1>That's funny. I did years ago at Dodger Stadium in

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<v Speaker 1>the press dining room there. This is so long ago,

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<v Speaker 1>there was a team called the Montreal Expos that were playing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>some must have been a minor league team, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was I still remember it because I used to maybe

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<v Speaker 1>fat days a long time ago, and I loved orange soda,

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<v Speaker 1>and they had orange soda at the time in the

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<v Speaker 1>press box. I would drink a lot of orange soda.

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<v Speaker 1>And somehow, you know, I was not the most agile

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<v Speaker 1>at that time, and somehow I had and walked through

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<v Speaker 1>the dining room and I had stumbled on my feet

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<v Speaker 1>and I spilled the orange soda and part of it

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<v Speaker 1>got on the side of the computer of a reporter

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<v Speaker 1>from Quebec, the French part of Quebec. The reason I

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<v Speaker 1>know it was a reporter from the French part of Quebec,

0:27:07.560 --> 0:27:10.280
<v Speaker 1>you asked, The reason I know is because this person

0:27:10.440 --> 0:27:17.080
<v Speaker 1>started screaming profanity, blank my blank and blank you in French,

0:27:17.960 --> 0:27:22.520
<v Speaker 1>very upset, and uh. I still I still remember the

0:27:22.520 --> 0:27:27.280
<v Speaker 1>the sheer look of disgust and and anger, and uh

0:27:27.600 --> 0:27:31.840
<v Speaker 1>it was I do do recall that back in the Yeah,

0:27:32.800 --> 0:27:36.040
<v Speaker 1>think of grape juice. My mom would serve it sometimes

0:27:36.080 --> 0:27:39.160
<v Speaker 1>at the dinner table. But then She would scream and

0:27:39.200 --> 0:27:42.440
<v Speaker 1>go bananas whenever any of us would spill a little

0:27:42.440 --> 0:27:44.600
<v Speaker 1>bit of the grape juice on any of our clothes.

0:27:45.240 --> 0:27:48.040
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, because it's hard. It's hard, right, I can't

0:27:48.080 --> 0:27:50.560
<v Speaker 1>get that out of your clothes. I used to think

0:27:50.600 --> 0:27:54.160
<v Speaker 1>to myself, why are you giving us this? Then? Yeah,

0:27:54.280 --> 0:27:57.080
<v Speaker 1>it's like my mom would say, don't don't get the

0:27:57.119 --> 0:27:59.040
<v Speaker 1>soap in your eyes you go blind. Well, why are

0:27:59.040 --> 0:28:01.120
<v Speaker 1>you allowing me to you? Is the soap that could

0:28:01.160 --> 0:28:03.439
<v Speaker 1>make me blind? I don't. Let's make a lot of

0:28:03.480 --> 0:28:06.760
<v Speaker 1>sense my move. I don't understand anyway, You've got mail.

0:28:07.320 --> 0:28:10.639
<v Speaker 1>This one's from Neil from the Real Miami's has been

0:28:10.720 --> 0:28:14.000
<v Speaker 1>in Danny g Big Week on Massage monologue about the

0:28:14.000 --> 0:28:19.480
<v Speaker 1>adult in the room, happy baby quarterback to Shaun Watson

0:28:19.560 --> 0:28:23.919
<v Speaker 1>Cleveland clowns for sure. Wow. Anyway, it got me thinking

0:28:24.000 --> 0:28:28.000
<v Speaker 1>how Danny G got his queen the special massage, putting

0:28:28.000 --> 0:28:32.240
<v Speaker 1>her in a surprising situation. Turning it around, have you

0:28:32.320 --> 0:28:36.760
<v Speaker 1>been or Danny G been putting in an awkward what

0:28:36.960 --> 0:28:41.760
<v Speaker 1>the f? Situation? By your queens? Says? If not any

0:28:41.800 --> 0:28:45.840
<v Speaker 1>awkward elevator stories at the Fox Sports Radio studios, you

0:28:45.920 --> 0:28:50.360
<v Speaker 1>have to go back to now for no good reason,

0:28:51.080 --> 0:28:59.280
<v Speaker 1>he says, so, uh, massage situations, right, any awkward situations.

0:29:00.000 --> 0:29:04.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm checked. No, not not too bad. My my wife

0:29:04.200 --> 0:29:08.600
<v Speaker 1>knows all my quirkiness and things that I approve of

0:29:08.760 --> 0:29:11.080
<v Speaker 1>and what I think is ridiculous and all that at

0:29:11.080 --> 0:29:15.640
<v Speaker 1>this point, so nothing really comes to mind. You know,

0:29:15.680 --> 0:29:17.680
<v Speaker 1>I wish I had a great can I can I

0:29:17.720 --> 0:29:20.080
<v Speaker 1>tell my story about being in an elevator with Rodney

0:29:20.160 --> 0:29:23.760
<v Speaker 1>Dangerfield again, I could tell that he's a great story.

0:29:23.920 --> 0:29:25.800
<v Speaker 1>Most people don't even know who he is these days, right,

0:29:26.000 --> 0:29:32.840
<v Speaker 1>And that's how fleeting fame is exactly no respect, no respect.

0:29:32.960 --> 0:29:35.120
<v Speaker 1>And this guy was the big stars. It has been

0:29:35.120 --> 0:29:37.000
<v Speaker 1>gone for a few years. It's like that's it. People

0:29:37.040 --> 0:29:40.360
<v Speaker 1>move on. Whatever is next. Then just google them kids.

0:29:40.400 --> 0:29:43.960
<v Speaker 1>He had some great movies. To just google it. Just google.

0:29:44.040 --> 0:29:48.400
<v Speaker 1>It's what you gotta do. We'll keep it going on

0:29:48.440 --> 0:29:52.440
<v Speaker 1>the mail band, come back, pay attention. It's time for

0:29:52.600 --> 0:29:56.120
<v Speaker 1>mail call only time for a few more Adrian in

0:29:56.120 --> 0:29:59.200
<v Speaker 1>the Mile High City rights in, He says, Ben and

0:29:59.280 --> 0:30:03.320
<v Speaker 1>Danny g you had me laughing my ass off in

0:30:03.920 --> 0:30:06.800
<v Speaker 1>the water meter reading vehicle this morning. Well that's good.

0:30:07.760 --> 0:30:10.360
<v Speaker 1>Cleaning up the words and the Deshaun Watson story, the

0:30:10.400 --> 0:30:14.000
<v Speaker 1>Boa Constrictor and Tartar Sauce. We're clever cover ups. Thank you,

0:30:15.080 --> 0:30:17.520
<v Speaker 1>thank you for that. But the Sean had I give

0:30:17.600 --> 0:30:19.880
<v Speaker 1>de Sean credit. Now I like goofing on him. But

0:30:20.120 --> 0:30:25.520
<v Speaker 1>this story has caused me to be very creative with language, Danny,

0:30:25.680 --> 0:30:29.120
<v Speaker 1>to come up with new ways to describe male genitalia

0:30:29.840 --> 0:30:34.040
<v Speaker 1>and also what might come out of male genitalia when

0:30:34.080 --> 0:30:38.840
<v Speaker 1>making Whoopee. So I've I've been able to create and

0:30:38.960 --> 0:30:40.760
<v Speaker 1>I have fun with it. And now you know, I

0:30:40.880 --> 0:30:43.480
<v Speaker 1>used Anna Konda a lot. We used the sausage raise

0:30:43.520 --> 0:30:50.840
<v Speaker 1>a lot. Yeah, you know what. I had to get

0:30:50.920 --> 0:30:53.800
<v Speaker 1>a creative to Ben because after you did that, and

0:30:53.840 --> 0:30:57.480
<v Speaker 1>you did a great job dancing around the words and

0:30:57.560 --> 0:31:00.080
<v Speaker 1>everything that you had to clean up. But then and

0:31:00.120 --> 0:31:03.120
<v Speaker 1>I got to the description part of typing what you

0:31:03.200 --> 0:31:06.320
<v Speaker 1>did each hour for the podcast, I had to figure

0:31:06.360 --> 0:31:11.440
<v Speaker 1>out how to put it into words. I said that

0:31:11.480 --> 0:31:14.880
<v Speaker 1>you were talking about a fileto fish topping. Oh, well,

0:31:14.880 --> 0:31:17.440
<v Speaker 1>that's that is a good one too, the fileto fish topping,

0:31:18.120 --> 0:31:20.800
<v Speaker 1>car sauce and mayonnaise. You can go with the mayonnaise

0:31:20.840 --> 0:31:24.120
<v Speaker 1>there the whip cream on, just a little whip cream

0:31:24.120 --> 0:31:27.800
<v Speaker 1>on top. Uh you can go with that as well. Uh,

0:31:27.840 --> 0:31:31.840
<v Speaker 1>it's pretty pretty funny and uh, because we went through

0:31:31.880 --> 0:31:34.920
<v Speaker 1>I think over the last year, this has been going

0:31:34.960 --> 0:31:38.040
<v Speaker 1>on for over a year. We've gone through the the

0:31:38.120 --> 0:31:41.400
<v Speaker 1>brought the Italian Sausage, the Polish Sauceage hot Dog, and

0:31:41.440 --> 0:31:43.880
<v Speaker 1>the Theresa which is all part of the Sausage Race

0:31:45.120 --> 0:31:48.640
<v Speaker 1>in Milwaukee, all part of the Sausage family. I like

0:31:48.760 --> 0:31:52.840
<v Speaker 1>the extended winner. Yes, Adrian's email continues. He says, also

0:31:52.920 --> 0:31:55.560
<v Speaker 1>FSR management gets to wear the shame bell and the

0:31:55.640 --> 0:31:58.560
<v Speaker 1>dunce cap. In my book, they also get the entire

0:31:58.680 --> 0:32:02.600
<v Speaker 1>blame pie. We could be getting higher quality, more thought

0:32:02.640 --> 0:32:06.920
<v Speaker 1>out Mallard monologues instead my guy moneyball out waste precious

0:32:06.920 --> 0:32:10.960
<v Speaker 1>show prep time, making me long drive from the north

0:32:11.000 --> 0:32:13.680
<v Speaker 1>Woods all the way to the Mothership. Did they give

0:32:13.720 --> 0:32:17.600
<v Speaker 1>a reason why they wanted you back in studio, Ben,

0:32:17.640 --> 0:32:21.200
<v Speaker 1>It seems like the show was going just fine the

0:32:21.240 --> 0:32:24.800
<v Speaker 1>way it was, it says a shame on on management. Well, No,

0:32:24.840 --> 0:32:26.560
<v Speaker 1>management was very nice to me and I have nothing

0:32:26.600 --> 0:32:30.600
<v Speaker 1>against the management. They as often happen as in these situations, Danny,

0:32:30.640 --> 0:32:35.240
<v Speaker 1>they told me it was somebody else's somebody else's decision.

0:32:35.240 --> 0:32:37.720
<v Speaker 1>It was not their decision. Somebody else made the decision,

0:32:37.760 --> 0:32:41.280
<v Speaker 1>and it was a corporate I don't know what happened,

0:32:41.400 --> 0:32:44.840
<v Speaker 1>but it's all right. I think it was a wellness

0:32:44.960 --> 0:32:49.640
<v Speaker 1>check on Frostburg, who's a producer. The producer I hadn't

0:32:49.640 --> 0:32:51.880
<v Speaker 1>seen in like three years. I don't know what you're

0:32:51.880 --> 0:32:55.240
<v Speaker 1>talking about. My man. Moving on, Adrian and the mile

0:32:55.280 --> 0:32:57.080
<v Speaker 1>I the City also says, my family and I were

0:32:57.080 --> 0:32:59.960
<v Speaker 1>at Chili's for dinner recently, and I was surprised to

0:33:00.120 --> 0:33:04.800
<v Speaker 1>see they have robot hosts there now. When we entered,

0:33:04.800 --> 0:33:07.400
<v Speaker 1>the human host told us to follow the robot host

0:33:07.440 --> 0:33:10.440
<v Speaker 1>to our table. How about that, he said? He sent

0:33:10.480 --> 0:33:13.920
<v Speaker 1>a photo here and I'm old so I remember the

0:33:14.000 --> 0:33:18.880
<v Speaker 1>Jetsons and it kind of has Jetsons like vibe. It's

0:33:18.880 --> 0:33:22.680
<v Speaker 1>like Rosie from the Jetsons is now serving you cheeseburgers

0:33:22.680 --> 0:33:26.560
<v Speaker 1>at Chili's. Wow. Remember that story I told on the

0:33:26.600 --> 0:33:31.160
<v Speaker 1>podcast about that restaurant in Long Beach that had no servers? Yes, yes, yes,

0:33:31.200 --> 0:33:34.280
<v Speaker 1>it was some of these robots. Yeah, you guys had

0:33:34.280 --> 0:33:37.479
<v Speaker 1>to go to the bar to eat right from right,

0:33:38.120 --> 0:33:41.720
<v Speaker 1>Adrian says. Lastly, we are getting ready to set sail

0:33:41.880 --> 0:33:45.240
<v Speaker 1>on a family cruise at the beginning of July. It's

0:33:45.360 --> 0:33:48.400
<v Speaker 1>a long time, Yeah, family cruise. Uh, probably not leaving

0:33:48.440 --> 0:33:51.160
<v Speaker 1>from Colorado, I'm imagine. Uh it has It's been a

0:33:51.160 --> 0:33:52.880
<v Speaker 1>long time since my wife and I have been on

0:33:52.920 --> 0:33:55.840
<v Speaker 1>a cruise and haven't been on onceince we had kids.

0:33:55.880 --> 0:34:00.000
<v Speaker 1>Any advice, have either of you been on a cruise? Uh?

0:34:00.000 --> 0:34:02.920
<v Speaker 1>That's from agent says, let's go abs, bring back the

0:34:02.960 --> 0:34:06.640
<v Speaker 1>cup to Denver. So I have not been on a cruise.

0:34:06.720 --> 0:34:09.200
<v Speaker 1>I have been told by people that I would not

0:34:09.320 --> 0:34:11.839
<v Speaker 1>be a good cruise ship person because I'm pretty tall

0:34:11.880 --> 0:34:14.319
<v Speaker 1>and the rooms are designed for little people. Are not

0:34:14.400 --> 0:34:20.160
<v Speaker 1>little people, but regular sized people. My my grandmother in

0:34:20.320 --> 0:34:23.440
<v Speaker 1>law was a big fan of the cruises, and the

0:34:23.520 --> 0:34:27.719
<v Speaker 1>grandfather not so much. Luigi, so they used to go

0:34:27.760 --> 0:34:31.160
<v Speaker 1>all the time. My wife says she thinks it's a

0:34:31.160 --> 0:34:33.240
<v Speaker 1>good idea, but she thinks, I guess you got my size.

0:34:33.600 --> 0:34:36.359
<v Speaker 1>Your problem. I'd have to get a higher, more expensive room,

0:34:36.440 --> 0:34:39.239
<v Speaker 1>which I you know, and plus it's probably something you

0:34:39.280 --> 0:34:40.880
<v Speaker 1>do when you get a little older. I think I

0:34:40.880 --> 0:34:43.000
<v Speaker 1>don't know my old enough. Maybe I am old enough.

0:34:43.080 --> 0:34:45.279
<v Speaker 1>What about you, Danny? Ever been on a cruise? I

0:34:45.400 --> 0:34:49.720
<v Speaker 1>have not. My tinder RONI has. She's been on several,

0:34:50.320 --> 0:34:54.480
<v Speaker 1>including a Disney World one. It sounds very gluttonous the

0:34:54.520 --> 0:34:57.560
<v Speaker 1>way she explains it to me. They feed you around

0:34:57.560 --> 0:35:02.720
<v Speaker 1>the clock, which, yeah, it sounds okay, but it also

0:35:02.760 --> 0:35:06.880
<v Speaker 1>sounds like you're coming off the boat about fifteen pounds heavier. Uh.

0:35:06.880 --> 0:35:08.800
<v Speaker 1>I don't need that in my life right now. I

0:35:08.840 --> 0:35:12.200
<v Speaker 1>would try it, but I'm the only phobia I have

0:35:12.360 --> 0:35:17.040
<v Speaker 1>is claustrophobia, and so yeah, I would need a balcony room.

0:35:17.080 --> 0:35:19.720
<v Speaker 1>I would need a bigger sized room. There was no way.

0:35:20.360 --> 0:35:22.799
<v Speaker 1>And when I remember when some of the boats were

0:35:22.840 --> 0:35:26.640
<v Speaker 1>locked down during the beginning of COVID, Yeah, I would

0:35:26.640 --> 0:35:29.319
<v Speaker 1>have climbed the wall man there. I don't know how

0:35:29.360 --> 0:35:33.280
<v Speaker 1>those people got locked in their chambers for for weeks

0:35:33.320 --> 0:35:36.720
<v Speaker 1>and weeks and weeks. I would have went crazy. Yeah,

0:35:36.800 --> 0:35:39.040
<v Speaker 1>because they didn't know what to do. Because people in

0:35:39.080 --> 0:35:41.880
<v Speaker 1>the COVID on the cruise ships supposedly a ton and

0:35:41.920 --> 0:35:44.960
<v Speaker 1>they didn't know how to handle it, and they kept Yeah.

0:35:45.080 --> 0:35:47.280
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if it's still on Netflix, but there

0:35:47.040 --> 0:35:51.480
<v Speaker 1>was a documentary about that ship that was stuck at

0:35:51.480 --> 0:35:54.680
<v Speaker 1>the beginning of COVID, and it just watching that gave

0:35:54.719 --> 0:35:58.839
<v Speaker 1>me the Willie's Uh, there's yeah. So that's the only

0:35:58.880 --> 0:36:00.520
<v Speaker 1>thing in the back of my mind, and I'm like

0:36:01.560 --> 0:36:04.280
<v Speaker 1>thinking about that part of it. All the other stuff

0:36:04.280 --> 0:36:06.800
<v Speaker 1>seems fun, but that part of it I just can't

0:36:06.800 --> 0:36:12.440
<v Speaker 1>get past. Yeah, the all inclusive accommodations seem wonderful. But

0:36:12.880 --> 0:36:14.640
<v Speaker 1>if I was younger and I was just going for

0:36:14.760 --> 0:36:17.520
<v Speaker 1>it and I just kept eating everything, which I did grazing, boy,

0:36:17.560 --> 0:36:20.359
<v Speaker 1>that would have been great. Yea. At this point, I don't.

0:36:20.440 --> 0:36:23.479
<v Speaker 1>I fast a lot, so I don't know. I feel

0:36:23.520 --> 0:36:26.520
<v Speaker 1>guilty when I eat a ton of stuff. So I mean,

0:36:26.520 --> 0:36:30.240
<v Speaker 1>there's other things to do. They have comedy shows, magic shows,

0:36:30.320 --> 0:36:34.800
<v Speaker 1>water slides, big pools and games and all that stuff.

0:36:34.800 --> 0:36:37.440
<v Speaker 1>So food is not the only thing, but it is

0:36:37.480 --> 0:36:39.399
<v Speaker 1>a big part of it. Well, there was a guy

0:36:39.440 --> 0:36:42.399
<v Speaker 1>in the early days of Fox Sports Radio named Sarge.

0:36:42.960 --> 0:36:46.880
<v Speaker 1>He was a comedian. They called him Serge and he

0:36:46.960 --> 0:36:50.160
<v Speaker 1>still is a comedian by the way, and he at

0:36:50.160 --> 0:36:53.319
<v Speaker 1>the time he had performed on cruise ships like that

0:36:53.480 --> 0:36:55.840
<v Speaker 1>was I I remember him telling stories about that. He

0:36:55.960 --> 0:36:57.879
<v Speaker 1>actually did a show with Jason Smith in the early

0:36:57.960 --> 0:37:02.680
<v Speaker 1>days a Fox Sports Radio very ice Man started and

0:37:02.680 --> 0:37:04.680
<v Speaker 1>and he was telling stories about his life on the

0:37:04.719 --> 0:37:08.759
<v Speaker 1>cruise ships and what that was like. And I just

0:37:08.760 --> 0:37:12.839
<v Speaker 1>looked him up his website as I am Serge dot com.

0:37:12.960 --> 0:37:15.799
<v Speaker 1>We can book him, we can book him. Maybe maybe

0:37:15.800 --> 0:37:19.360
<v Speaker 1>we're on the podcast. Who knows. Yeah, you have some

0:37:19.480 --> 0:37:21.960
<v Speaker 1>good stories. Yeah, alright, last one, we'll get out here.

0:37:22.000 --> 0:37:25.280
<v Speaker 1>On a sporting question, Blind Scott says, why doesn't Larry

0:37:25.280 --> 0:37:27.879
<v Speaker 1>Bird coming in any Celtic games? What do you think?

0:37:28.040 --> 0:37:30.080
<v Speaker 1>That's actually a great question. I was watching some of

0:37:30.080 --> 0:37:34.160
<v Speaker 1>the Celtic games and and I saw Bill Walton and

0:37:34.200 --> 0:37:37.759
<v Speaker 1>Paul Pierce and I'm sick of Paul Pears standing up

0:37:38.120 --> 0:37:42.440
<v Speaker 1>waving his towel around. Stop it. Paul Pierce is so

0:37:42.480 --> 0:37:44.799
<v Speaker 1>happy he does not work for ESPN anymore. It is

0:37:44.880 --> 0:37:48.000
<v Speaker 1>so so excited, like he just does. He don't care.

0:37:48.040 --> 0:37:51.000
<v Speaker 1>He's like hanging out with strippers, porn stars, bunch of

0:37:51.000 --> 0:37:55.840
<v Speaker 1>hookers and endorsing gambling companies. He doesn't give a crap.

0:37:55.880 --> 0:37:58.600
<v Speaker 1>He's just going for it, right, He loving it. If

0:37:58.640 --> 0:38:02.560
<v Speaker 1>you're cheering on the team, then that's cool. But I

0:38:02.600 --> 0:38:04.880
<v Speaker 1>think it was Game three where it was it was

0:38:04.920 --> 0:38:09.439
<v Speaker 1>almost like he thought the crowd was cheering for him. Yeah. Yeah,

0:38:09.480 --> 0:38:12.239
<v Speaker 1>I was like, you didn't just hit that three pointer. Yeah,

0:38:12.320 --> 0:38:14.120
<v Speaker 1>come that a little bit. Anyway, we gotta get out here,

0:38:14.160 --> 0:38:16.319
<v Speaker 1>any of promote Danny anything at all. Anything got going

0:38:16.360 --> 0:38:18.799
<v Speaker 1>on here on a Sunday. Yeah, I'm back to the

0:38:18.960 --> 0:38:22.360
<v Speaker 1>FSR studios for Covino and Rich. That should be a

0:38:22.360 --> 0:38:24.680
<v Speaker 1>lot of fun. And then the lead into your show

0:38:25.320 --> 0:38:28.840
<v Speaker 1>Arnie Spaniard, who hates being called a warm up act.

0:38:29.600 --> 0:38:31.440
<v Speaker 1>He's the warm up to the Ben Mallor Show with

0:38:31.520 --> 0:38:35.120
<v Speaker 1>Chris Plank. That's also a lot of fun every Sunday evening,

0:38:35.200 --> 0:38:38.799
<v Speaker 1>right before your first show of the week. Awesome, all right, listen,

0:38:38.800 --> 0:38:40.680
<v Speaker 1>I have a great rest of your day, and again

0:38:40.719 --> 0:38:43.960
<v Speaker 1>we'll have the radio show live back tonight and I

0:38:44.000 --> 0:38:47.920
<v Speaker 1>should be in studio tonight. That's the plan anymore, Anaconda

0:38:48.000 --> 0:38:51.440
<v Speaker 1>Talk tonight. Oh I'm I'm sure every day it's it's

0:38:51.480 --> 0:38:54.000
<v Speaker 1>a broken faucet every day. We'll get some new information

0:38:54.080 --> 0:38:56.439
<v Speaker 1>on that. Anyway, have a great rest of your day

0:38:56.680 --> 0:39:01.160
<v Speaker 1>and we will catch you next time later. Skater got

0:39:01.239 --> 0:39:02.000
<v Speaker 1>a murder, Gotta go.