1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:05,480 Speaker 1: Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 2 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:09,240 Speaker 1: week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of 3 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:12,920 Speaker 1: the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats 4 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:15,800 Speaker 1: crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich 5 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:20,200 Speaker 1: pill poppers in the penthouse, the Clearinghouse of hot takes, 6 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:24,080 Speaker 1: break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben 7 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:33,440 Speaker 1: Maller starts right now in the air everywhere a mail 8 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:38,120 Speaker 1: bag kind of a day on a Sunday, Sunday Sunday, 9 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:43,880 Speaker 1: another brand new edition of The Fifth Hour with Ben 10 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:50,279 Speaker 1: Maller and Danny g Ready to get her hands dirty, 11 00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:54,200 Speaker 1: hands a little bit dirty. Yeah. When you posted this 12 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:57,960 Speaker 1: on Facebook asking for questions, one of the first comments was, 13 00:00:58,040 --> 00:01:01,200 Speaker 1: it's that time of the week already. Guys are complaining 14 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:04,960 Speaker 1: because I put it up on Monday. Yeah, because I 15 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:08,959 Speaker 1: usually do it on Tuesday, and so somehow I had 16 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:13,640 Speaker 1: messed up the bio rhythms of Facebook, and guys were 17 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:17,640 Speaker 1: busting my balls. You know, how dare you? How dare you? 18 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:21,680 Speaker 1: Give me a heart? Sometimes I forget, sometimes I forget. 19 00:01:21,959 --> 00:01:24,120 Speaker 1: But it's good. We have a good balance. Go right now. 20 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:26,080 Speaker 1: We got a few questions on Facebook, a lot of 21 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:29,800 Speaker 1: email questions, which is always exciting, so good job by you, 22 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:46,080 Speaker 1: thank you exactly so without further dude, Danny, and thanks 23 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:48,400 Speaker 1: to Ohio all since that in months ago, we played 24 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:50,480 Speaker 1: every week at about this time. And if you would 25 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:53,320 Speaker 1: like to contribute questions, you do not have to wait 26 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:56,320 Speaker 1: for me to post something on Facebook on Monday or 27 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:59,200 Speaker 1: Tuesday on the show Facebook page, Ben mallor show. You 28 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:03,520 Speaker 1: can contribute content anytime you want, real fifth Hour at 29 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:06,560 Speaker 1: gmail dot com. That's f I F T H if 30 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:08,160 Speaker 1: you don't know how to spell real and you don't 31 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:11,520 Speaker 1: know how to spell our real fifth Hour at gmail 32 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:16,440 Speaker 1: dot com. And right to the many many questions we go, 33 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:20,680 Speaker 1: and let's see who should we start with? Mail? Let's 34 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:24,080 Speaker 1: start with Mike from Fullerton. He says, Hey, Ben and 35 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:28,000 Speaker 1: Danny J. I'd like to hear your takes. Aren't an 36 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:33,720 Speaker 1: argument between my friends Petro's and Matt Matt money Smith 37 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:40,080 Speaker 1: And Mike says, when everyone has their trash cans in 38 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:43,720 Speaker 1: the street for pick up day and your dog poop 39 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:47,520 Speaker 1: swall on a walk, Mike asked, is it okay to 40 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:51,240 Speaker 1: throw a bag of your dog's poop in a stranger's 41 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:54,639 Speaker 1: trash can? If a garbage truck hasn't picked it up yet. 42 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:58,200 Speaker 1: That's the question. So I'll go first. I don't even 43 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:01,160 Speaker 1: know why this is a question. This is a no brainer. 44 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:04,760 Speaker 1: This is being to me a polite neighbor that so 45 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:08,720 Speaker 1: often we all see dogshit and nobody picks it up, 46 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:11,079 Speaker 1: and they just pretend like it didn't happen. And if 47 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:13,880 Speaker 1: you're gonna do that and be kind enough to a 48 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:19,320 Speaker 1: pick up the poopy, it was great to see pooh 49 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:23,400 Speaker 1: and then be put it in a trash can, mozelto 50 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:26,240 Speaker 1: good job by you. Well, why is this even a thing? 51 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:28,320 Speaker 1: Then explain to me why this is even an argument. 52 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:31,880 Speaker 1: There is no argument. Once you put the trash on 53 00:03:31,919 --> 00:03:35,240 Speaker 1: the street, you're done with the trash. It's now you're 54 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:38,560 Speaker 1: just awaiting. It's like being on death row and you're 55 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:41,560 Speaker 1: you're you're, you're making the walk down to the electric 56 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:44,280 Speaker 1: chair when the trash is out on the street. That's 57 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:46,880 Speaker 1: the same set up. Yeah, this would only be an 58 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,000 Speaker 1: argument if you put the ship in a bag and 59 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:53,200 Speaker 1: left it on their doorstep for them to to and 60 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:56,000 Speaker 1: for them to deliver it to a trash can. But 61 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:59,040 Speaker 1: as long as it's sealed and tied off in a bag, 62 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:02,040 Speaker 1: you're you seeing it as a public trash can to 63 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:05,960 Speaker 1: serve the public for the better good of humanity. We 64 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:07,880 Speaker 1: all have neighbors like this is a guy that was 65 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:10,120 Speaker 1: kind of down the street for me, that's like this 66 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:15,560 Speaker 1: who is overly protective of their house, Like anybody kind 67 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:18,920 Speaker 1: of like walks on the on the grass. That guy 68 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,440 Speaker 1: that goes out there is like, what are you doing? Man? 69 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:24,040 Speaker 1: You got mean, what are you doing? So for that guy, 70 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:27,960 Speaker 1: this would be an invasion of privacy. But no, anybody's 71 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:31,160 Speaker 1: willing to pick up, doge it and put it away. 72 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:35,400 Speaker 1: That's a great thing, all right. Who is next? As 73 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:41,440 Speaker 1: we go further and further into the mail bag, it's 74 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:45,159 Speaker 1: Eric and Binghamton, New York. A fine town. I've actually 75 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:48,279 Speaker 1: driven through Binghamton years ago, he says, Ben, and Danny 76 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:52,680 Speaker 1: ge how are you doing? My name is Eric, He 77 00:04:52,839 --> 00:04:55,240 Speaker 1: announces where he lives. Again. I have written into the 78 00:04:55,279 --> 00:04:59,440 Speaker 1: show before, but it had been a while. Ben, I 79 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:01,599 Speaker 1: have been listening since the website days. Wow, that's a 80 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:03,560 Speaker 1: long time, the Ben mallary dot com days, back in 81 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:06,280 Speaker 1: the old days. Damn. This guy must be in his seventies. 82 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:09,840 Speaker 1: Calm down, I just love both of the shows. Can 83 00:05:09,839 --> 00:05:13,200 Speaker 1: you please, Can you guys please tell me more about 84 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:17,839 Speaker 1: the knock room where all the stuff is monitored. I 85 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:22,520 Speaker 1: have this picture in my head and I must know more. Also, 86 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:28,279 Speaker 1: why the beef between Tammy, Helen and Stu. If we 87 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:31,760 Speaker 1: are going to hear them go back and forth constantly, 88 00:05:31,839 --> 00:05:34,839 Speaker 1: it would be good to know. Why. Keep up the 89 00:05:34,839 --> 00:05:38,479 Speaker 1: great work. That's from Eric again in Binghamton, New York. 90 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:42,120 Speaker 1: So Eric, the question about the knock, how would you 91 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:43,880 Speaker 1: describe it? I would describe it like if you see 92 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:46,800 Speaker 1: a replay room, like the NFL replay room or the 93 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:50,719 Speaker 1: NBA replay room. There's a lot of TVs and a 94 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:54,240 Speaker 1: lot of buttons in that room. Would that be accurate? 95 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:59,240 Speaker 1: Danny the knock? Yeah, I am googling right now. Denzel 96 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:05,760 Speaker 1: Washington in submarine movie Crimson Tide. Remember that movie? Yeah? 97 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:08,400 Speaker 1: I do recall that movie. Oh man, if you haven't 98 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:11,919 Speaker 1: seen Crimson Tide, put that on your list a classic. 99 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:17,560 Speaker 1: There's that one control room that everyone originates out of, 100 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:21,839 Speaker 1: and there's lots of those big clear boards that have 101 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:27,400 Speaker 1: the uh what is that called? In military terms? Planning 102 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:30,000 Speaker 1: many years in the Marines, so I have the answer, 103 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:34,279 Speaker 1: unless I don't. I don't have any idea, But that's 104 00:06:34,279 --> 00:06:36,479 Speaker 1: what the Knock room looks like. It's got a map 105 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:39,760 Speaker 1: of the world on one of those big glass boards 106 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:43,840 Speaker 1: like that, and they literally are tracking every affiliate around 107 00:06:43,839 --> 00:06:47,799 Speaker 1: the world. Wow. Yeah, it is fascinating in mind boggling 108 00:06:47,839 --> 00:06:50,120 Speaker 1: when you think about all of the content that those 109 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:53,440 Speaker 1: guys in the Knock are are overseeing. Because all of 110 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:57,000 Speaker 1: the Premier network shows, which you know back in the day, 111 00:06:57,080 --> 00:06:59,719 Speaker 1: Rush Limba now, Clay Travis, your your old Pial there 112 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:03,680 Speaker 1: and show, and George Nori and so many of the 113 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:06,359 Speaker 1: other hosts that we don't even talk about that that 114 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:08,360 Speaker 1: two shows for a premiere and their shows are Synica, 115 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:12,200 Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, another one, Ryan Seacrest. His top was a 116 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:16,440 Speaker 1: Top forty show that he got Elvis Duran. Elvis Suran's 117 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:18,080 Speaker 1: a big star in radio. So there's a bunch of 118 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:21,360 Speaker 1: these guys and they all have people in charge twenty 119 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:25,240 Speaker 1: four hours a day, and if anything goes wrong, the 120 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:27,520 Speaker 1: Knock has gotta fix it. They gotta get right on 121 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:30,440 Speaker 1: it right away, right or else programming will be all 122 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:34,440 Speaker 1: messed up and people will lose their jobs. You're very upset. 123 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:38,160 Speaker 1: And as far as Tammy, Helen and Stu if I 124 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:43,960 Speaker 1: remember correctly, this started with Helen and Stu attacking Gagon, 125 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:48,280 Speaker 1: who used to beend the podcast, and then Tammy came 126 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:53,200 Speaker 1: to defend Gagon, and then that led to Helen and 127 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:59,000 Speaker 1: Stu then turning their missile or missiles at Tammy, and 128 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:03,440 Speaker 1: then Tammy responded, and it's just been going back and forth, 129 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:05,720 Speaker 1: although we haven't gotten any email from Helen and Stewart 130 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:08,119 Speaker 1: Tamil the last couple of weeks. So have things calmed 131 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:12,080 Speaker 1: down now? Danny and and Eric and Bingaton's dying to know. 132 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:14,920 Speaker 1: But it's not an every week thing. It just pops 133 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:18,520 Speaker 1: up like once a month or so. Another submarine reference 134 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:23,040 Speaker 1: the sonar sometimes the sub blaze low trying to be invisible, 135 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:27,400 Speaker 1: but then they pop out and start shooting their missiles again. Yeah, 136 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:29,480 Speaker 1: and it's gonna heat up. It's it's it's that time 137 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:31,040 Speaker 1: of the year, right, and the next couple of months 138 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:33,160 Speaker 1: can get pretty nasty and hot, and at that point, 139 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:38,120 Speaker 1: all bets are off, right, all bets are off. It's 140 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:41,280 Speaker 1: gonna gonna happen and everyone will be screaming at the podcast. 141 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:45,480 Speaker 1: Shut the funk up, Okay, shut the funk up. Give 142 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:48,160 Speaker 1: me the codes, man, I need the codes right now, 143 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:53,680 Speaker 1: exactly all right, let's see Pierre and Springfield, says Ben 144 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:56,640 Speaker 1: and Danny g well, this is an important question. What 145 00:08:56,760 --> 00:09:00,079 Speaker 1: he's about this? He says, have you have either of 146 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:03,160 Speaker 1: you ever farted extremely loud in a situation where you 147 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:06,720 Speaker 1: forgot your surroundings, possibly the first time in front of 148 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:09,880 Speaker 1: a lady friend or her parents, maybe in front of 149 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:18,440 Speaker 1: a superior at work. He says, that's from Pierre in Springfield. So, uh, yeah, 150 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:21,800 Speaker 1: it's happened. It's a natural part of of being I'll 151 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:24,680 Speaker 1: go first year, Danny, Uh, the story. I think I 152 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:27,840 Speaker 1: told this on the podcast, but years ago, married a 153 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:31,679 Speaker 1: decent amount of time now, but I'm the guy at 154 00:09:31,679 --> 00:09:35,080 Speaker 1: the hotel in Vegas. I'll go down to the lobby 155 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:39,120 Speaker 1: to go to the bathroom. That's I'm that guy. So 156 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:43,840 Speaker 1: I I try to hold the tuting to as little 157 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:47,280 Speaker 1: as possible around other people. Most people do that. It's polite, 158 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:52,000 Speaker 1: good decorum. Yeah, So what I'll do is I'll i'll go, 159 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:56,920 Speaker 1: I'll excuse myself and I'll go outside. So one time 160 00:09:57,040 --> 00:10:00,640 Speaker 1: was at the old house and I was walking and saying, 161 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:02,560 Speaker 1: I was getting something out of the car. I'm moving 162 00:10:02,559 --> 00:10:07,880 Speaker 1: something around outside and I was completely convinced that there 163 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:13,440 Speaker 1: was no one within hearing distance around, right, And I 164 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:18,599 Speaker 1: had eaten some spicy food, uh earlier that day or 165 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:20,520 Speaker 1: the night on the night before, whatever it might have been. 166 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:22,160 Speaker 1: I forget when I'd eating it, but I eating some 167 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:27,319 Speaker 1: spice of food. So I'm I'm reaching down to get 168 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:33,440 Speaker 1: something near the car and and uh yeah, and then 169 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:37,600 Speaker 1: I hear this laugh, and uh, it's my my wife. 170 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:40,240 Speaker 1: It's she. She'd walked outside. I didn't even hear her, 171 00:10:40,559 --> 00:10:43,959 Speaker 1: like a stealth bomber, and she heard the whole thing. 172 00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:45,559 Speaker 1: She thought it was very amusing. She thought it was 173 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:48,640 Speaker 1: very very funny. And it was just so loud, Danny. 174 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:53,440 Speaker 1: It was piercing sound, dude, dude, but it was very loud, 175 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:59,120 Speaker 1: and it was yeah, yeah, exactly. What What about you, Danny? 176 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:03,360 Speaker 1: Any flatulence issues that you can recall? This is a 177 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:06,440 Speaker 1: good question. I haven't thought about this since it happened 178 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:09,600 Speaker 1: a few weeks ago. I was at a local grocery 179 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:13,280 Speaker 1: store here, and you know, I don't get gas often, 180 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:17,240 Speaker 1: thank god, but I'm not sure why that morning, I 181 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:21,520 Speaker 1: had just some air trapped in inside. And when I 182 00:11:21,559 --> 00:11:25,000 Speaker 1: got outside of the grocery store, you know, it's the morning. 183 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:27,199 Speaker 1: There weren't a lot of shoppers. There definitely weren't a 184 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:31,720 Speaker 1: lot of cars in the parking lot. The gas came out, 185 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:34,880 Speaker 1: you know, I had just put my card away. I'm 186 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:38,120 Speaker 1: opening my car door, and I look up as I'm 187 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:41,280 Speaker 1: getting into my car, and there's an older gentleman who 188 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:45,480 Speaker 1: had been approaching the cart rack from the other side. 189 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:48,720 Speaker 1: I didn't see him, and he just had this crazy 190 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:52,120 Speaker 1: look on his face because he was there to bear 191 00:11:52,200 --> 00:12:00,000 Speaker 1: witness to what had just exploded in the parking lot. Uh. 192 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:03,120 Speaker 1: It's embarrassing because when you think you're alone and then 193 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:06,760 Speaker 1: you wind up not being alone. You just wanna you know, 194 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:10,319 Speaker 1: what's the old commercial, You wanna get away Southwest Carolina? 195 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:17,120 Speaker 1: Southwest Yeah, get away? Yeah, thank you, Chicago awkward moments. 196 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:20,719 Speaker 1: Uh yeah. Well then sometimes you have a competitive advantage though, 197 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:23,120 Speaker 1: if you're in an elevator and there's a lot of 198 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:26,240 Speaker 1: people in there and there's kind of some noise in 199 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:28,760 Speaker 1: the elevator and if you let one rip, then nobody 200 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:32,800 Speaker 1: knows who did it, so you can It does cut 201 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:38,760 Speaker 1: both ways, for sure. I got mail, Yeah, I got mail. Yeah. 202 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:46,360 Speaker 1: Cut yeah. Kevin in Kansas, alright, Son, he says dear 203 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:48,400 Speaker 1: been in. Danny g is a high school teacher. I know, 204 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:52,040 Speaker 1: my profession likes to think we're getting students prepared for 205 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:55,120 Speaker 1: real life. On a Mallard scale of one to ten, 206 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:59,160 Speaker 1: how prepared were you for real life after you graduated? 207 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:04,280 Speaker 1: Where should we be focused these days? So it's been 208 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:08,040 Speaker 1: a few years, Kevin since I got out of high school. 209 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,720 Speaker 1: But on the Malar scale, it prepared for real life, 210 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:14,280 Speaker 1: I don't know. I would say I was like a 211 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:21,120 Speaker 1: solid seven. I would say, uh. And I started working. 212 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:26,520 Speaker 1: I went to school for a radio. I started working 213 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:28,520 Speaker 1: in radio as nineteen. So I got out of high 214 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:31,240 Speaker 1: school at eighteen and I was going to school and 215 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:34,480 Speaker 1: working in radio. Uh. So I had a lot of 216 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,600 Speaker 1: stuff going on. But but to me, high school you 217 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:39,199 Speaker 1: gotta learn all the basics. I think they need to 218 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:43,160 Speaker 1: spend more time, Danny on just the adult bullshit that 219 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:46,000 Speaker 1: you have to do that you don't really realize as much. 220 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:48,120 Speaker 1: I didn't as much stuff as you have to do. 221 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:50,360 Speaker 1: And I'm I'm lucky I have. I'm married. My wife 222 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:52,680 Speaker 1: takes care a lot of the bullshit for me. But 223 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:55,640 Speaker 1: you know, there's a lot of little things you have 224 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:57,960 Speaker 1: to take care of that's uh that I don't know 225 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,400 Speaker 1: that they necessarily go over all that stuff. I would 226 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:04,840 Speaker 1: focus on the taxes, the kitchen stuff, cleaning, like just 227 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:07,120 Speaker 1: the basically a lot of people. I feel like they 228 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:10,400 Speaker 1: everyone should know that. But I think you need more, 229 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:13,719 Speaker 1: a little more push in that direction. What about you, David? Yeah? 230 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:17,200 Speaker 1: And I actually you know moonlight in the education field, 231 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:21,880 Speaker 1: and I would say that I would push for instead 232 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:26,320 Speaker 1: of math class in high school, a credit score class 233 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:31,520 Speaker 1: that would be way more helpful because I remember struggling 234 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:36,200 Speaker 1: to get through algebra two and I didn't need algebra 235 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:40,240 Speaker 1: two to live my life, my adult life. What I needed, though, 236 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:44,360 Speaker 1: was some help understanding how to get a good credit 237 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:47,240 Speaker 1: score and then maintain it. I mean, we've heard this 238 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:50,000 Speaker 1: for years that it would be better to have some 239 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:54,040 Speaker 1: real life type classes in schools, and some schools have this. 240 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:58,640 Speaker 1: Some schools are evolving towards that it would be nice 241 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,800 Speaker 1: to see it as a country free though, where we 242 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:05,040 Speaker 1: start looking at education in junior high, middle school, high 243 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:08,240 Speaker 1: school and thinking, Okay, what's really gonna help our kids 244 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:11,520 Speaker 1: dominate when they get out of school. Luckily for me, Ben, 245 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:15,240 Speaker 1: I was in commercial radio part time when I was sixteen, 246 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:18,280 Speaker 1: years old, So I was already in the ship. I 247 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:23,960 Speaker 1: was around grown adults smoking packs of cigarettes, banging groupies, 248 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:29,000 Speaker 1: doing lines of cocaine next to the printer at the 249 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:31,960 Speaker 1: radio station. So I saw a lot of crap at 250 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,520 Speaker 1: an early age. I was ready for it when I 251 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:37,840 Speaker 1: got out of high school. But the term helicopter parents 252 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:42,440 Speaker 1: who because of how the world is nowadays, they really 253 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:45,720 Speaker 1: just coddle their kids, and some of those kids have 254 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:50,760 Speaker 1: problems once they get to grade. Yeah, yeah, for sure. 255 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:52,680 Speaker 1: I mean I think that's the thing, Like, you want 256 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:56,280 Speaker 1: to teach kids in high school, how do you bounce? 257 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,640 Speaker 1: How do you save money even if you don't have 258 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:00,000 Speaker 1: a lot of mean, even if it's only a couple 259 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,000 Speaker 1: of bucks a month, and over time, that'll add up. 260 00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:06,840 Speaker 1: And I'm like, well, I have an emergency fund, squirrel 261 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:09,240 Speaker 1: something away just in case, as you talked about Danny, 262 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:12,200 Speaker 1: the vacation fund that you have with your TENDERNI like 263 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:14,880 Speaker 1: little things like that. Again, a lot of people say, well, 264 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:17,800 Speaker 1: that's just common sense. People should know that, But you're 265 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:20,600 Speaker 1: in high school. You don't really have common sense, do you? Usually? 266 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:23,240 Speaker 1: Very rarely do you have common There should also be 267 00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:28,960 Speaker 1: etiquette classes. Yeah, you can't do that though, Danny in 268 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:31,520 Speaker 1: in this climate, no, how dare you tell someone how 269 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:35,240 Speaker 1: to act? What's wrong with you? Get all upset? Elementary 270 00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:39,160 Speaker 1: schools should definitely have etiquette classes because half of what 271 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:43,360 Speaker 1: we do is teach kids social skills when they're in 272 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:47,160 Speaker 1: kindergarten through fifth grade. So if there was more etiquette 273 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:51,360 Speaker 1: training during those prime years, that would help all of 274 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:54,760 Speaker 1: us in this world. Trust me. Yeah, alright, good question 275 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:59,840 Speaker 1: from Kevin in Kansas. Thank you, sir. You've got me. 276 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:04,239 Speaker 1: Fred in Spring Texas, freds are regular emailer, and I 277 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:08,800 Speaker 1: thank you for that, Fred our man Fred. He says, Hey, guys, 278 00:17:09,119 --> 00:17:13,359 Speaker 1: what foreign languages did you study in high school or college? 279 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:16,399 Speaker 1: And how did you do on reaching a high level 280 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:23,159 Speaker 1: of proficiency? So? Not very well? I speak Spanguish, I 281 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:25,719 Speaker 1: wish I knew Spanish, well I don't. I know a 282 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:29,560 Speaker 1: few words and whatnot, and I've I've learned in my 283 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:33,520 Speaker 1: radio days, not really in high school or even college. 284 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:38,919 Speaker 1: I learned a few words in different languages, so I 285 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,760 Speaker 1: know a little bit of this and a little bit 286 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:44,359 Speaker 1: of that, but nothing, nothing passable. And when I was 287 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,840 Speaker 1: a kid night a bar mitzvah, so I learned Hebrew. 288 00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:50,320 Speaker 1: Don't ask me about that now because I I know 289 00:17:50,359 --> 00:17:52,119 Speaker 1: a few Like I know a few words of that 290 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,440 Speaker 1: I remember I've retained, but not much. What about you, 291 00:17:54,560 --> 00:18:02,920 Speaker 1: dany Oh love one year because my high school did 292 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:07,600 Speaker 1: require one year of a foreign language, and my mom 293 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:10,960 Speaker 1: she convinced me to go with French because that is 294 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:14,120 Speaker 1: what she did in high school. She actually was good 295 00:18:14,119 --> 00:18:17,720 Speaker 1: at it. Though I passed. I gotta I think I 296 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:19,800 Speaker 1: gotta be in that class, so it was all right, 297 00:18:20,359 --> 00:18:23,120 Speaker 1: but it wasn't something where I got out of the 298 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:25,280 Speaker 1: year of that class and was like, oh man, I 299 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:28,320 Speaker 1: want to continue how to learn this language, especially when 300 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:31,880 Speaker 1: I found out how most French people hate Americans guts. 301 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:35,800 Speaker 1: I was like, I don't think I'm gonna be spending 302 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:39,119 Speaker 1: that much time in that country. Yeah. Well, my buddy, 303 00:18:39,359 --> 00:18:41,920 Speaker 1: as he asked me for advice, so I actually doesn't 304 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:46,840 Speaker 1: ask me advice, but like, uhna gonna take French and 305 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:51,159 Speaker 1: I'm like, no Spanish. Then that's the especially where we 306 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:55,120 Speaker 1: are doing the show from in southern California, it's as 307 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,960 Speaker 1: much the native tongue as English these days. So if 308 00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:00,000 Speaker 1: you have you have it to me, I have an advantage, 309 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:03,080 Speaker 1: or at least a level playing field. You don't you 310 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:05,119 Speaker 1: know what the adults thoughts on that were when we 311 00:19:05,119 --> 00:19:07,239 Speaker 1: were kids, though I had heard this couple times. Oh 312 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:13,600 Speaker 1: you'll learn that language at work. Oh is that right? Oh? 313 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:17,000 Speaker 1: What am I gonna be a landscaper? Oh? Shots fired 314 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:25,720 Speaker 1: out there. Producer's note. Landscapers are amazing people. Shouts out 315 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:29,240 Speaker 1: to Steve Snow and Bob Jordan's who gave me summer work. 316 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:35,360 Speaker 1: All right, what is next year? Any meny miny moll, 317 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:41,600 Speaker 1: come back. It's side from now. Call Alan and akran Ohio, 318 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:46,360 Speaker 1: the birthplace of Steph Curry and Lebron James says. At 319 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:48,800 Speaker 1: the new FSR studios, will you be able to see 320 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:52,040 Speaker 1: the crew when you are in the studio? Will everyone 321 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:55,159 Speaker 1: still be in separate rooms? Well, that is a great question. Alan. 322 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:59,240 Speaker 1: We don't have an answer because number one, we haven't 323 00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:01,760 Speaker 1: seen the design for the new studio. Number two we 324 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,840 Speaker 1: I think everything got delayed. Danny said, I don't know 325 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:06,840 Speaker 1: that we will know for a while. We were supposed 326 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:09,879 Speaker 1: to move to the new studios in a couple of months, 327 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:15,120 Speaker 1: but that's not happen. So I don't know more than that. 328 00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:16,879 Speaker 1: Do you know any more than that? I don't think 329 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:20,560 Speaker 1: we're allowed to share. That's insider information, cannot share with 330 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:23,960 Speaker 1: the class, right, Yeah, they're not divulging a lot of 331 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:27,919 Speaker 1: information about the big move and probably because they know 332 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:31,800 Speaker 1: will blab about it on podcasts like this, so keeping 333 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:34,919 Speaker 1: us somewhat in the dark. So that's fine because I 334 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:38,119 Speaker 1: don't necessarily want to move right now. Well, it's a 335 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:42,600 Speaker 1: longer drive for you. Take your time. Yeah, I don't 336 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,320 Speaker 1: know that it's a longer drive for me. I think 337 00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:46,280 Speaker 1: it's probably about the same. I just have to go 338 00:20:46,359 --> 00:20:49,719 Speaker 1: a different way, different route for you. It probably shaves 339 00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:55,000 Speaker 1: off like ten or twelve minutes for you. Yeah maybe. Yeah, 340 00:20:56,200 --> 00:21:00,320 Speaker 1: is further up the one on one freeway? Yeah, that true, 341 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,560 Speaker 1: it's I I'd have to go right instead of left. 342 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:06,080 Speaker 1: Basically when it curves around near the you take it 343 00:21:06,119 --> 00:21:08,359 Speaker 1: past the Hollywood Bowl there and then you get to 344 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:12,199 Speaker 1: the split and then you have to go Yeah, not 345 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,920 Speaker 1: a huge difference for you, but I'll save you just 346 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:20,480 Speaker 1: a little bit of time. Yeah, all right. Kevin from 347 00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:24,080 Speaker 1: rockf Illinoiss, have you guys ever been a victim of 348 00:21:24,119 --> 00:21:27,320 Speaker 1: a robbery. I was robbed this past weekend at a 349 00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:30,159 Speaker 1: gas station. It was very stressful and I was an 350 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:34,800 Speaker 1: absolute panic, Kevin says, I will probably have PTSD from 351 00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:37,880 Speaker 1: it the rest of my life. I called the police 352 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:40,879 Speaker 1: and they asked me if I knew who did it. 353 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:44,439 Speaker 1: I said, I absolutely do know who did it. And 354 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,760 Speaker 1: Kevin says he informed the police it was pump six 355 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:52,320 Speaker 1: at the mobile gas station that that roughed. Okay, now, 356 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:55,200 Speaker 1: Kevin doesn't mean that's a That is a cheesy joke. Kevin. Uh, 357 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:57,760 Speaker 1: these gas prices suck. I don't know how you guys 358 00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:02,240 Speaker 1: are making it out there and California. I've just decided 359 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:05,560 Speaker 1: to eat only once every other day, and I the 360 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:09,560 Speaker 1: money I would spend on food I am now spending 361 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:13,240 Speaker 1: on gas, so I'm losing weight. So really, what I'm 362 00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:16,919 Speaker 1: doing is I'm saving calories and just spending it on gas. 363 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:21,400 Speaker 1: And I'm hoping to pay Phil Mickelson's salary and all 364 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:24,320 Speaker 1: those other guys that took the Saudi Oil one. So 365 00:22:24,359 --> 00:22:26,560 Speaker 1: I'm helping them out, taking care of him little bit. 366 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:32,160 Speaker 1: Why not? Yeah, Uh, anyway, we're having the same issues 367 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:35,320 Speaker 1: righting price of gases insane to them. You know, you 368 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,600 Speaker 1: go into a casino and you know you're gonna lose 369 00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:39,680 Speaker 1: money and you're not gonna come out ahead on that, 370 00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:42,919 Speaker 1: but maybe you'll have a good time. The gas station 371 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,439 Speaker 1: is the same thing, because you go in there, you 372 00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:47,919 Speaker 1: know you're you're getting bent over the table, and uh, 373 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,399 Speaker 1: it's gonna cost you a fortune, but at least you 374 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,359 Speaker 1: need the gas. So maybe you'll drive somewhere and have 375 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:54,600 Speaker 1: a good time. Same concept, right, Danny. I think it's 376 00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:56,240 Speaker 1: the same concept. I'm going. I'm going with that in 377 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,919 Speaker 1: my head. It's the same concept that beat down and 378 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:03,120 Speaker 1: then I gave you last night. Yeah, I got mail, yea, 379 00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:07,040 Speaker 1: I got mail, yea. Back in the mail, back we go. 380 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:10,879 Speaker 1: John in Colorado and northern Colorado, not southern, not eastern, 381 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:14,680 Speaker 1: not western, northern Colorado. He says, have you ever spilled 382 00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:18,879 Speaker 1: a beverage on the studio mixing board? I will not tell. 383 00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:24,679 Speaker 1: John says, well, I have a brief story now I 384 00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:27,919 Speaker 1: have not done it. But there was a famous story 385 00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:30,000 Speaker 1: in Fox Sports radio history. And I don't know if 386 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,480 Speaker 1: you were part of this, Danny, if you were at 387 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:36,560 Speaker 1: the company or not, but somebody did spill something that 388 00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:40,560 Speaker 1: got into the equipment and it was a big mess. 389 00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:42,879 Speaker 1: Like it costs a lot of money to repair, and 390 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:44,600 Speaker 1: they it was a pain in the asked for the 391 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:49,520 Speaker 1: engineering department. So what management did is they went to 392 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:55,120 Speaker 1: Walmart and they bought everyone a sippy cup and they 393 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:59,120 Speaker 1: passed out. Everyone got their own sippy cup at at 394 00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:01,760 Speaker 1: Fox Sports Radio. That was the solution to the problem. 395 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:05,359 Speaker 1: They were large sippy cups, but they were sippy cups 396 00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:08,679 Speaker 1: that would not supposedly would not spill. And so that 397 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:10,880 Speaker 1: I remember that. And I don't know that they ever 398 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:14,040 Speaker 1: caught the person that did it. I think they know 399 00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:16,359 Speaker 1: who did it, but they were like, we weren't really 400 00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:19,240 Speaker 1: sure because nobody, nobody said it. They just tried to 401 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:21,399 Speaker 1: contupt the thing. And then it was kind of like 402 00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:25,280 Speaker 1: the drugs in the bathroom. Well, yes we know who 403 00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:28,000 Speaker 1: did it, but we're not saying yes. So we're gonna 404 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,520 Speaker 1: tell everyone at the company here, you should not be 405 00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:36,399 Speaker 1: doing drugs in the bathroom. No drugs in the bathroom, 406 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:39,280 Speaker 1: even though we know none of you can afford the 407 00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:44,320 Speaker 1: drugs at all. Anyway, Uh yeah, we all looked around. 408 00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:49,239 Speaker 1: We're like, who's rich enough to do drugs around here? Yeah, 409 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:54,679 Speaker 1: we will not name the guilty, but yes, there was 410 00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:58,200 Speaker 1: somebody that was shall we say it was a long 411 00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:00,399 Speaker 1: time ago. Yeah, it was a long time going. This 412 00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:05,800 Speaker 1: person was Yeah, I guess would be the term there right, 413 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:10,000 Speaker 1: that we were doing there. I don't know. The email 414 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:13,280 Speaker 1: didn't go into detail. Oh, I don't know either. I'm 415 00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:17,679 Speaker 1: just specting. I'm just I'm facilitating the conversation, is what 416 00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:21,439 Speaker 1: I'm doing. Facilitating the conversation. Did you have any spills 417 00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:24,240 Speaker 1: to any back in the day running the award before 418 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:27,280 Speaker 1: you became a big time producer. No, you know. I 419 00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:30,159 Speaker 1: did spill a soda. I dropped a I knocked a 420 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:34,120 Speaker 1: soda onto the floor one time. Uh, And I quickly 421 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,280 Speaker 1: was able to get it up, so not that much 422 00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:40,439 Speaker 1: came out of the can. What did come out of 423 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:42,320 Speaker 1: the can, though, I was like, oh my god, there's 424 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:45,040 Speaker 1: gonna be a memo about this if I don't clean 425 00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:47,639 Speaker 1: it up. So I went back and forth to the 426 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:51,880 Speaker 1: bathroom probably eight, nine, ten times, with wet paper towels, 427 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:55,600 Speaker 1: dry paper towels, stepping on it with my foot, cleaning 428 00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:58,520 Speaker 1: it up, putting the fan towards it to make it dry, 429 00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:00,720 Speaker 1: and by the end of my if, thank god, you 430 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:03,760 Speaker 1: couldn't tell that there had been an Exxon oil spill. 431 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:10,600 Speaker 1: That's funny. I did years ago at Dodger Stadium in 432 00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:12,880 Speaker 1: the press dining room there. This is so long ago, 433 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:17,120 Speaker 1: there was a team called the Montreal Expos that were playing. Yeah, 434 00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:20,720 Speaker 1: some must have been a minor league team, and it 435 00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:23,840 Speaker 1: was I still remember it because I used to maybe 436 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:27,520 Speaker 1: fat days a long time ago, and I loved orange soda, 437 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:29,680 Speaker 1: and they had orange soda at the time in the 438 00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:32,480 Speaker 1: press box. I would drink a lot of orange soda. 439 00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:38,000 Speaker 1: And somehow, you know, I was not the most agile 440 00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:43,560 Speaker 1: at that time, and somehow I had and walked through 441 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:46,880 Speaker 1: the dining room and I had stumbled on my feet 442 00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:52,520 Speaker 1: and I spilled the orange soda and part of it 443 00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:56,520 Speaker 1: got on the side of the computer of a reporter 444 00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:03,479 Speaker 1: from Quebec, the French part of Quebec. The reason I 445 00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:07,520 Speaker 1: know it was a reporter from the French part of Quebec, 446 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:10,280 Speaker 1: you asked, The reason I know is because this person 447 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:17,080 Speaker 1: started screaming profanity, blank my blank and blank you in French, 448 00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:22,520 Speaker 1: very upset, and uh. I still I still remember the 449 00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:27,280 Speaker 1: the sheer look of disgust and and anger, and uh 450 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:31,840 Speaker 1: it was I do do recall that back in the Yeah, 451 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:36,040 Speaker 1: think of grape juice. My mom would serve it sometimes 452 00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:39,160 Speaker 1: at the dinner table. But then She would scream and 453 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:42,440 Speaker 1: go bananas whenever any of us would spill a little 454 00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:44,600 Speaker 1: bit of the grape juice on any of our clothes. 455 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:48,040 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because it's hard. It's hard, right, I can't 456 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:50,560 Speaker 1: get that out of your clothes. I used to think 457 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:54,160 Speaker 1: to myself, why are you giving us this? Then? Yeah, 458 00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:57,080 Speaker 1: it's like my mom would say, don't don't get the 459 00:27:57,119 --> 00:27:59,040 Speaker 1: soap in your eyes you go blind. Well, why are 460 00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:01,120 Speaker 1: you allowing me to you? Is the soap that could 461 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:03,439 Speaker 1: make me blind? I don't. Let's make a lot of 462 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:06,760 Speaker 1: sense my move. I don't understand anyway, You've got mail. 463 00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:10,639 Speaker 1: This one's from Neil from the Real Miami's has been 464 00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:14,000 Speaker 1: in Danny g Big Week on Massage monologue about the 465 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:19,480 Speaker 1: adult in the room, happy baby quarterback to Shaun Watson 466 00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:23,919 Speaker 1: Cleveland clowns for sure. Wow. Anyway, it got me thinking 467 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:28,000 Speaker 1: how Danny G got his queen the special massage, putting 468 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:32,240 Speaker 1: her in a surprising situation. Turning it around, have you 469 00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:36,760 Speaker 1: been or Danny G been putting in an awkward what 470 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:41,760 Speaker 1: the f? Situation? By your queens? Says? If not any 471 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:45,840 Speaker 1: awkward elevator stories at the Fox Sports Radio studios, you 472 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:50,360 Speaker 1: have to go back to now for no good reason, 473 00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:59,280 Speaker 1: he says, so, uh, massage situations, right, any awkward situations. 474 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:04,200 Speaker 1: I'm checked. No, not not too bad. My my wife 475 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:08,600 Speaker 1: knows all my quirkiness and things that I approve of 476 00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:11,080 Speaker 1: and what I think is ridiculous and all that at 477 00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:15,640 Speaker 1: this point, so nothing really comes to mind. You know, 478 00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:17,680 Speaker 1: I wish I had a great can I can I 479 00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:20,080 Speaker 1: tell my story about being in an elevator with Rodney 480 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:23,760 Speaker 1: Dangerfield again, I could tell that he's a great story. 481 00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:25,800 Speaker 1: Most people don't even know who he is these days, right, 482 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:32,840 Speaker 1: And that's how fleeting fame is exactly no respect, no respect. 483 00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:35,120 Speaker 1: And this guy was the big stars. It has been 484 00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:37,000 Speaker 1: gone for a few years. It's like that's it. People 485 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:40,360 Speaker 1: move on. Whatever is next. Then just google them kids. 486 00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:43,960 Speaker 1: He had some great movies. To just google it. Just google. 487 00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:48,400 Speaker 1: It's what you gotta do. We'll keep it going on 488 00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:52,440 Speaker 1: the mail band, come back, pay attention. It's time for 489 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:56,120 Speaker 1: mail call only time for a few more Adrian in 490 00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:59,200 Speaker 1: the Mile High City rights in, He says, Ben and 491 00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:03,320 Speaker 1: Danny g you had me laughing my ass off in 492 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:06,800 Speaker 1: the water meter reading vehicle this morning. Well that's good. 493 00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:10,360 Speaker 1: Cleaning up the words and the Deshaun Watson story, the 494 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:14,000 Speaker 1: Boa Constrictor and Tartar Sauce. We're clever cover ups. Thank you, 495 00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:17,520 Speaker 1: thank you for that. But the Sean had I give 496 00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:19,880 Speaker 1: de Sean credit. Now I like goofing on him. But 497 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:25,520 Speaker 1: this story has caused me to be very creative with language, Danny, 498 00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:29,120 Speaker 1: to come up with new ways to describe male genitalia 499 00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:34,040 Speaker 1: and also what might come out of male genitalia when 500 00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:38,840 Speaker 1: making Whoopee. So I've I've been able to create and 501 00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:40,760 Speaker 1: I have fun with it. And now you know, I 502 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,480 Speaker 1: used Anna Konda a lot. We used the sausage raise 503 00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:50,840 Speaker 1: a lot. Yeah, you know what. I had to get 504 00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:53,800 Speaker 1: a creative to Ben because after you did that, and 505 00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:57,480 Speaker 1: you did a great job dancing around the words and 506 00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:00,080 Speaker 1: everything that you had to clean up. But then and 507 00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:03,120 Speaker 1: I got to the description part of typing what you 508 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:06,320 Speaker 1: did each hour for the podcast, I had to figure 509 00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:11,440 Speaker 1: out how to put it into words. I said that 510 00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:14,880 Speaker 1: you were talking about a fileto fish topping. Oh, well, 511 00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:17,440 Speaker 1: that's that is a good one too, the fileto fish topping, 512 00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:20,800 Speaker 1: car sauce and mayonnaise. You can go with the mayonnaise 513 00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:24,120 Speaker 1: there the whip cream on, just a little whip cream 514 00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:27,800 Speaker 1: on top. Uh you can go with that as well. Uh, 515 00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:31,840 Speaker 1: it's pretty pretty funny and uh, because we went through 516 00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:34,920 Speaker 1: I think over the last year, this has been going 517 00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:38,040 Speaker 1: on for over a year. We've gone through the the 518 00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:41,400 Speaker 1: brought the Italian Sausage, the Polish Sauceage hot Dog, and 519 00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:43,880 Speaker 1: the Theresa which is all part of the Sausage Race 520 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:48,640 Speaker 1: in Milwaukee, all part of the Sausage family. I like 521 00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:52,840 Speaker 1: the extended winner. Yes, Adrian's email continues. He says, also 522 00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:55,560 Speaker 1: FSR management gets to wear the shame bell and the 523 00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:58,560 Speaker 1: dunce cap. In my book, they also get the entire 524 00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:02,600 Speaker 1: blame pie. We could be getting higher quality, more thought 525 00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:06,920 Speaker 1: out Mallard monologues instead my guy moneyball out waste precious 526 00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:10,960 Speaker 1: show prep time, making me long drive from the north 527 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,680 Speaker 1: Woods all the way to the Mothership. Did they give 528 00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:17,600 Speaker 1: a reason why they wanted you back in studio, Ben, 529 00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:21,200 Speaker 1: It seems like the show was going just fine the 530 00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:24,800 Speaker 1: way it was, it says a shame on on management. Well, No, 531 00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:26,560 Speaker 1: management was very nice to me and I have nothing 532 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:30,600 Speaker 1: against the management. They as often happen as in these situations, Danny, 533 00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:35,240 Speaker 1: they told me it was somebody else's somebody else's decision. 534 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,720 Speaker 1: It was not their decision. Somebody else made the decision, 535 00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:41,280 Speaker 1: and it was a corporate I don't know what happened, 536 00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:44,840 Speaker 1: but it's all right. I think it was a wellness 537 00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:49,640 Speaker 1: check on Frostburg, who's a producer. The producer I hadn't 538 00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:51,880 Speaker 1: seen in like three years. I don't know what you're 539 00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:55,240 Speaker 1: talking about. My man. Moving on, Adrian and the mile 540 00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:57,080 Speaker 1: I the City also says, my family and I were 541 00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:59,960 Speaker 1: at Chili's for dinner recently, and I was surprised to 542 00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:04,800 Speaker 1: see they have robot hosts there now. When we entered, 543 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,400 Speaker 1: the human host told us to follow the robot host 544 00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:10,440 Speaker 1: to our table. How about that, he said? He sent 545 00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:13,920 Speaker 1: a photo here and I'm old so I remember the 546 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:18,880 Speaker 1: Jetsons and it kind of has Jetsons like vibe. It's 547 00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:22,680 Speaker 1: like Rosie from the Jetsons is now serving you cheeseburgers 548 00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:26,560 Speaker 1: at Chili's. Wow. Remember that story I told on the 549 00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:31,160 Speaker 1: podcast about that restaurant in Long Beach that had no servers? Yes, yes, yes, 550 00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:34,280 Speaker 1: it was some of these robots. Yeah, you guys had 551 00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:37,479 Speaker 1: to go to the bar to eat right from right, 552 00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:41,720 Speaker 1: Adrian says. Lastly, we are getting ready to set sail 553 00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:45,240 Speaker 1: on a family cruise at the beginning of July. It's 554 00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:48,400 Speaker 1: a long time, Yeah, family cruise. Uh, probably not leaving 555 00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:51,160 Speaker 1: from Colorado, I'm imagine. Uh it has It's been a 556 00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:52,880 Speaker 1: long time since my wife and I have been on 557 00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:55,840 Speaker 1: a cruise and haven't been on onceince we had kids. 558 00:33:55,880 --> 00:34:00,000 Speaker 1: Any advice, have either of you been on a cruise? Uh? 559 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,920 Speaker 1: That's from agent says, let's go abs, bring back the 560 00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:06,640 Speaker 1: cup to Denver. So I have not been on a cruise. 561 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:09,200 Speaker 1: I have been told by people that I would not 562 00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:11,839 Speaker 1: be a good cruise ship person because I'm pretty tall 563 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,319 Speaker 1: and the rooms are designed for little people. Are not 564 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:20,160 Speaker 1: little people, but regular sized people. My my grandmother in 565 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:23,440 Speaker 1: law was a big fan of the cruises, and the 566 00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:27,719 Speaker 1: grandfather not so much. Luigi, so they used to go 567 00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:31,160 Speaker 1: all the time. My wife says she thinks it's a 568 00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:33,240 Speaker 1: good idea, but she thinks, I guess you got my size. 569 00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:36,359 Speaker 1: Your problem. I'd have to get a higher, more expensive room, 570 00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:39,239 Speaker 1: which I you know, and plus it's probably something you 571 00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:40,880 Speaker 1: do when you get a little older. I think I 572 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:43,000 Speaker 1: don't know my old enough. Maybe I am old enough. 573 00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:45,279 Speaker 1: What about you, Danny? Ever been on a cruise? I 574 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:49,720 Speaker 1: have not. My tinder RONI has. She's been on several, 575 00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:54,480 Speaker 1: including a Disney World one. It sounds very gluttonous the 576 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:57,560 Speaker 1: way she explains it to me. They feed you around 577 00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:02,720 Speaker 1: the clock, which, yeah, it sounds okay, but it also 578 00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:06,880 Speaker 1: sounds like you're coming off the boat about fifteen pounds heavier. Uh. 579 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:08,800 Speaker 1: I don't need that in my life right now. I 580 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:12,200 Speaker 1: would try it, but I'm the only phobia I have 581 00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:17,040 Speaker 1: is claustrophobia, and so yeah, I would need a balcony room. 582 00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:19,720 Speaker 1: I would need a bigger sized room. There was no way. 583 00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:22,799 Speaker 1: And when I remember when some of the boats were 584 00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:26,640 Speaker 1: locked down during the beginning of COVID, Yeah, I would 585 00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:29,319 Speaker 1: have climbed the wall man there. I don't know how 586 00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:33,280 Speaker 1: those people got locked in their chambers for for weeks 587 00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:36,720 Speaker 1: and weeks and weeks. I would have went crazy. Yeah, 588 00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:39,040 Speaker 1: because they didn't know what to do. Because people in 589 00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:41,880 Speaker 1: the COVID on the cruise ships supposedly a ton and 590 00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:44,960 Speaker 1: they didn't know how to handle it, and they kept Yeah. 591 00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:47,280 Speaker 1: I don't know if it's still on Netflix, but there 592 00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:51,480 Speaker 1: was a documentary about that ship that was stuck at 593 00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:54,680 Speaker 1: the beginning of COVID, and it just watching that gave 594 00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:58,839 Speaker 1: me the Willie's Uh, there's yeah. So that's the only 595 00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:00,520 Speaker 1: thing in the back of my mind, and I'm like 596 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:04,280 Speaker 1: thinking about that part of it. All the other stuff 597 00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:06,800 Speaker 1: seems fun, but that part of it I just can't 598 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:12,440 Speaker 1: get past. Yeah, the all inclusive accommodations seem wonderful. But 599 00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:14,640 Speaker 1: if I was younger and I was just going for 600 00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:17,520 Speaker 1: it and I just kept eating everything, which I did grazing, boy, 601 00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:20,359 Speaker 1: that would have been great. Yea. At this point, I don't. 602 00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:23,479 Speaker 1: I fast a lot, so I don't know. I feel 603 00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:26,520 Speaker 1: guilty when I eat a ton of stuff. So I mean, 604 00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:30,240 Speaker 1: there's other things to do. They have comedy shows, magic shows, 605 00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:34,800 Speaker 1: water slides, big pools and games and all that stuff. 606 00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,440 Speaker 1: So food is not the only thing, but it is 607 00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:39,399 Speaker 1: a big part of it. Well, there was a guy 608 00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:42,399 Speaker 1: in the early days of Fox Sports Radio named Sarge. 609 00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:46,880 Speaker 1: He was a comedian. They called him Serge and he 610 00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:50,160 Speaker 1: still is a comedian by the way, and he at 611 00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:53,319 Speaker 1: the time he had performed on cruise ships like that 612 00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,840 Speaker 1: was I I remember him telling stories about that. He 613 00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:57,879 Speaker 1: actually did a show with Jason Smith in the early 614 00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:02,680 Speaker 1: days a Fox Sports Radio very ice Man started and 615 00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:04,680 Speaker 1: and he was telling stories about his life on the 616 00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:08,759 Speaker 1: cruise ships and what that was like. And I just 617 00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:12,839 Speaker 1: looked him up his website as I am Serge dot com. 618 00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:15,799 Speaker 1: We can book him, we can book him. Maybe maybe 619 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:19,360 Speaker 1: we're on the podcast. Who knows. Yeah, you have some 620 00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:21,960 Speaker 1: good stories. Yeah, alright, last one, we'll get out here. 621 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,280 Speaker 1: On a sporting question, Blind Scott says, why doesn't Larry 622 00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:27,879 Speaker 1: Bird coming in any Celtic games? What do you think? 623 00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:30,080 Speaker 1: That's actually a great question. I was watching some of 624 00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:34,160 Speaker 1: the Celtic games and and I saw Bill Walton and 625 00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:37,759 Speaker 1: Paul Pierce and I'm sick of Paul Pears standing up 626 00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:42,440 Speaker 1: waving his towel around. Stop it. Paul Pierce is so 627 00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:44,799 Speaker 1: happy he does not work for ESPN anymore. It is 628 00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:48,000 Speaker 1: so so excited, like he just does. He don't care. 629 00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:51,000 Speaker 1: He's like hanging out with strippers, porn stars, bunch of 630 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:55,840 Speaker 1: hookers and endorsing gambling companies. He doesn't give a crap. 631 00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:58,600 Speaker 1: He's just going for it, right, He loving it. If 632 00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:02,560 Speaker 1: you're cheering on the team, then that's cool. But I 633 00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,880 Speaker 1: think it was Game three where it was it was 634 00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:09,439 Speaker 1: almost like he thought the crowd was cheering for him. Yeah. Yeah, 635 00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:12,239 Speaker 1: I was like, you didn't just hit that three pointer. Yeah, 636 00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:14,120 Speaker 1: come that a little bit. Anyway, we gotta get out here, 637 00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:16,319 Speaker 1: any of promote Danny anything at all. Anything got going 638 00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:18,799 Speaker 1: on here on a Sunday. Yeah, I'm back to the 639 00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:22,360 Speaker 1: FSR studios for Covino and Rich. That should be a 640 00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:24,680 Speaker 1: lot of fun. And then the lead into your show 641 00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:28,840 Speaker 1: Arnie Spaniard, who hates being called a warm up act. 642 00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:31,440 Speaker 1: He's the warm up to the Ben Mallor Show with 643 00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:35,120 Speaker 1: Chris Plank. That's also a lot of fun every Sunday evening, 644 00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:38,799 Speaker 1: right before your first show of the week. Awesome, all right, listen, 645 00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:40,680 Speaker 1: I have a great rest of your day, and again 646 00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:43,960 Speaker 1: we'll have the radio show live back tonight and I 647 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:47,920 Speaker 1: should be in studio tonight. That's the plan anymore, Anaconda 648 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:51,440 Speaker 1: Talk tonight. Oh I'm I'm sure every day it's it's 649 00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:54,000 Speaker 1: a broken faucet every day. We'll get some new information 650 00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:56,439 Speaker 1: on that. Anyway, have a great rest of your day 651 00:38:56,680 --> 00:39:01,160 Speaker 1: and we will catch you next time later. Skater got 652 00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:02,000 Speaker 1: a murder, Gotta go.