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Speaker 2: Look, I am Amelia, Okay, that's that's who I am.

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Speaker 1: Well, I am Tiger Woods and so here are Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up?

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Speaker 3: Everybody? Welcome to adulting.

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Speaker 1: I'm min Shelby Toe with my friend Jordan Carlos, who

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Speaker 3: Little podcast that you guys are listening to.

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Speaker 2: Hello, these are big facts. Hello, Michelle, what's up. How's

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Speaker 2: your morning going.

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Speaker 1: It's been a morning. It's been a morning. But we

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Speaker 2: Let's get into my morning.

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Speaker 3: Let's do it.

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Speaker 2: I've been up since five.

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Speaker 3: What times you go to bed?

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Speaker 2: Five? It nod?

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Speaker 3: You live on a farm.

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Speaker 2: I live in a farm. Yes, sun up to sundown.

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Speaker 2: What's a better? What like maybe like ten thirty or

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Speaker 3: Ooh yeah before you go to bed.

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Speaker 2: Oh I wish I was that mature and self respecting,

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Speaker 2: but now I just slide into bed.

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Speaker 1: I just feel like this is how you like keep

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Speaker 1: I hope this isn't on speakle but it's okay.

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Speaker 3: We all poop. It's a book.

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Speaker 2: It's a great one. Yeah no, no, I hear that

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Speaker 1: You know what? It just feels like I've washed the

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Speaker 3: You pull o case. Now you know what? I need

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Speaker 1: My son this morning was like, Mama, you got a

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Speaker 2: Know what's weird, the kid from Jerrem McGuire. I did

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Speaker 3: Have a broom so I can sweep up this name

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Speaker 2: Just drops on the flock.

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Speaker 1: Come on, the human head weighs eight pounds, like, was

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Speaker 3: If you ask me, Jordan, don't laugh. People don't like

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Speaker 2: One person doesn't like it when we laugh. One person.

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Speaker 1: It's my laces out, pet detective. I will never forget.

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Speaker 1: I never read reviews. Someone's like, you gotta read the reviews.

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Speaker 3: Anything Ben Affleck says to do I do it?

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Speaker 2: Did you do any shows last night? Like what's what's good? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I did host the Audio Awards people who work in

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Speaker 2: Why did you say yes to the dress on that?

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Speaker 1: Think it's really important for people that work in production

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Speaker 1: Editor babe keeping it spicy. Can you imagine me as

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Speaker 3: So you never know who you're going to connect with,

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Speaker 2: You gotta cast a wide net.

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Speaker 3: I like a one miner.

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Speaker 2: By the way, my sister turned and so I'm now

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Speaker 2: I know, it's so real. It's so real. It's over.

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Speaker 4: Now.

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Speaker 2: We gotta grow up. We gotta put the legos away,

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Speaker 1: I feel like you've always had a bow tie and

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but like you are who you are, right, and

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Speaker 1: Like for what to ride the bus to go see

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Speaker 3: Your silver sneaker YMCA class Like I.

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Speaker 1: Must be cash because it ain't your face anyways.

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Speaker 1: But you guys, it's really about you, and it's really

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Speaker 3: Look at you, motherfucker.

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Speaker 2: Look at Drew. Oh my god, Oh my god, that's

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Speaker 3: Get off my mic motherfucker. I gotta see.

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Speaker 2: These bit I'm not everyone.

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Speaker 4: How are you?

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's so good.

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Speaker 1: To see your cases. It smells like coconut oil.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it does, right, it do put in a good way.

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Speaker 1: I mean, give it up for Jordan and his new sweatshirt.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, he's doing it. Look like this fuck I

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Speaker 2: Something Friday something, we made it.

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Speaker 3: Give it up for Don Will and his edges.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and Rose, what's so done? You know how to

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Speaker 3: I showed up because you know I trying to get

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Speaker 2: That's amazing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I got my hair braided last night.

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Speaker 1: It hurts to blink. I'm not gonna fucking lie. It's

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Speaker 1: what I mean? I'm like, fuck but ooh, you know,

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Speaker 1: You know, when you get your hair braided so tight,

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Speaker 3: That shit feels personal.

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Speaker 2: It looks good, you know what I mean? I was like, you.

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Speaker 3: Digging in there? Did you find the answer?

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Speaker 2: What? But also like, I don't know if the.

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Speaker 1: Other light skinned bitches feel like this, you know, you know,

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Speaker 1: I like that, do you use a coupon for clothes?

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Speaker 2: She is so far ahead of so many New Yorkers.

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Speaker 2: She has her own room, do you understand? So she's

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Speaker 2: I was like, I was like, we're pressed for time.

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Speaker 1: You know who doesn't my dad or he'll snap or

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, they're gonna spit all my god, they're

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Speaker 2: Okay, but like check out my this all right?

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Speaker 3: Okay, So she calls you over.

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Speaker 2: Okay, she calls did.

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Speaker 1: Right, I'm having I'm getting heartburn? Go ahead, go ahead.

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Speaker 2: Episode two basically she gets this muffin in the morning

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Speaker 1: Has been a pet peep of mine in movies and

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Speaker 1: TV shows when it's just like this mom is out

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Speaker 1: here scrambling eggs them eggs are expressive. Yeah, bacon, you

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Speaker 3: Of this shit over, there are fees attached.

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Speaker 2: To this food.

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Speaker 3: Sit the fuck down and eat.

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Speaker 2: It her right there?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, fucking great.

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Speaker 1: What do you want to fucking get hungry and go

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Speaker 1: get a dollar pizza with like nearly homeless people and

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Speaker 3: Get the fuck out of here. I love thirty fourth

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Speaker 3: and eighth. Don't even.

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Speaker 1: As you're eating pizza. It's delicious though, I'm not mad. No,

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Speaker 1: I've had two already, but thank you so much. If

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Speaker 1: did the work. Thank you, lizz O, Thank you three

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Speaker 1: and a half Black Women. Where the fuck y'all?

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Speaker 2: Ads?

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Speaker 3: I love this?

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Speaker 1: This is my newest onesie beautiful. My phone was listen,

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Speaker 1: Thank you, bitch. My phone was listening to me because

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Speaker 1: going to be this summer?

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Speaker 2: Right? Who's the story?

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Speaker 1: Who we're gonna be Who're gonna because you want to summer? Look,

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Speaker 1: Look there are no spring onesies. And then this popped

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Speaker 1: up on my Instagram. I said, thank you, China, and so.

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Speaker 3: I said, I said thank you China. Message received. I'm listening,

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Speaker 3: so are you.

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Speaker 1: I have manners, but it's definitely made out of whatever

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Speaker 1: you would make a kite out of, Like I'm about

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Speaker 1: hot puss to talk tonight. It's crazy. It's why why

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Speaker 2: Because I'm trying to focus, you know.

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Speaker 3: And yeah, so I don't know how this is gonna

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Speaker 1: Very rustily, very rustly. It definitely feels like I'm flying

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Speaker 1: a kite at some point. Anyways, Episode two go on,

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Speaker 1: Sorry no.

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Speaker 2: Uh so in episode two, we're going to school, yes,

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Speaker 2: hander the muffin, Yes, walking down the block. Yes, this

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Speaker 2: is a Coulson's patisserie muffin. Do you understand? Oh you

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Speaker 2: don't get it, Petiser muffin, not the organic baby good yeah,

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Speaker 2: not the flower that had a good life. She's yeah,

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Speaker 2: hot out the oven.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and then she she has what in the Megan

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Speaker 3: Mark is going on?

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Speaker 2: She has the audacity, nay, the temerity to fucking say

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Speaker 2: and her cousin, and I do an effective parenting move.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if it's healthy, but okay, I turn

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Speaker 2: And then I was like, if you had I want

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Speaker 2: a muffin without blueberries, go get the muffin without blueberries.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay?

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Speaker 2: And it worked. Are you okay?

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Speaker 3: Are you okay?

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Speaker 2: I'm still recovering.

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Speaker 3: No, it is. I can see.

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Speaker 2: That My mom would have drop kicked me all the

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Speaker 2: way to now. My dad would be.

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Speaker 3: Like, do you need a muffin? And then he grabbed

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Speaker 1: You're like, oh no, nobody else got a Caribbean father

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Speaker 1: who don't give a fuck? You think they gave a fuck.

442
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Speaker 1: I mean I didn't get a car when I graduated.

443
00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:58,520
Speaker 1: I got a congratulations for not.

444
00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:01,720
Speaker 3: Getting pregnant in like hi or college? That was it?

445
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:04,000
Speaker 3: So blueberries? You know these kids?

446
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:06,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, these kids.

447
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:07,639
Speaker 3: It's a lot to unpack.

448
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,359
Speaker 1: But I do feel like I love that about her

449
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,639
Speaker 1: because you are raising the vice president like the next

450
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:14,760
Speaker 1: vice president. But also it's just like the thing you

451
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:16,560
Speaker 1: love about someone is always the thing that's gonna bite

452
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:16,880
Speaker 1: you bag.

453
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,520
Speaker 3: Yes, the thing that's beautiful about something is also the thing.

454
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:24,120
Speaker 1: That's scary, like height or water or sex. It's amazing,

455
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:28,280
Speaker 1: it's scary, It's true. Take a minute, you guys need it. No,

456
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:32,239
Speaker 1: what's going on? We'll do Collins A numbers tomorrow. Are

457
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:33,520
Speaker 1: you ready for our first guess?

458
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:35,600
Speaker 2: Are you ready?

459
00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:40,040
Speaker 3: She's amazing.

460
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:43,280
Speaker 1: She's an author, she's an advocate, she's a former model,

461
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:45,600
Speaker 1: she's a TV host. She's fucking amazing. She's one of

462
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:47,640
Speaker 1: my friends. I love her Foxing so much. You gotta

463
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:51,679
Speaker 1: watch your show. Taste the Nation now, please give it

464
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:54,000
Speaker 1: up for a patnir.

465
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:07,280
Speaker 2: There she is, there, she is. Hello, Yes, so much

466
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:10,760
Speaker 2: for doing that. Watch the glasses, Oh my god, watch

467
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:11,159
Speaker 2: the glass.

468
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:14,560
Speaker 3: What's your glasses? Very as all? Thank you see something?

469
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:18,119
Speaker 3: Say something Padma high.

470
00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:26,040
Speaker 2: Hey, it's a warm room.

471
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:29,560
Speaker 4: I haven't been on stage like this in such a

472
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:30,240
Speaker 4: long time.

473
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:34,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's great to be here.

474
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:37,359
Speaker 4: I love the Bellhouse. Can I just say I always

475
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:41,760
Speaker 4: have a good time here. We've done charity comedy nights here.

476
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:44,440
Speaker 4: It was always great. It's so nice to see all

477
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:44,840
Speaker 4: of you.

478
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:45,880
Speaker 3: I love it.

479
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,760
Speaker 1: I mean, before we get to the nasty stuff, let's

480
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:54,000
Speaker 1: talk about your charitable work, before we get to the

481
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,399
Speaker 1: nanty of it all. But yeah, I mean that is

482
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:58,159
Speaker 1: one of the things we do love about you is

483
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:01,000
Speaker 1: that you are advocate for people who don't necessarily even

484
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 1: you know, I have the budget, the vocabulary, the awareness,

485
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:07,560
Speaker 1: and you know, you always come from a place of

486
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:11,399
Speaker 1: love and not judgment. It's very special and you know

487
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:12,480
Speaker 1: you are beloved.

488
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:16,719
Speaker 3: Thank you. I appreciate it. Thank you so much. So

489
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,879
Speaker 3: I did a show for you here for I think

490
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:21,359
Speaker 3: it was playing parenthood. Yes, yeah, who else do you

491
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:22,560
Speaker 3: work with or work well?

492
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,919
Speaker 4: I think we did different things at different times, but

493
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:28,600
Speaker 4: one of them was for a national network of abortion

494
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:31,560
Speaker 4: funds and now we see how much that was needed.

495
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:36,159
Speaker 4: And everybody came out and it was so great, you know,

496
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,280
Speaker 4: and thank you.

497
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:40,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, I mean, what do you think about

498
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:47,440
Speaker 1: what's happening now in America, and you're raising scary. You're

499
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:49,800
Speaker 1: raising a beautiful daughter.

500
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:53,920
Speaker 3: Thank you. She's also funny, which is even more important.

501
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:53,960
Speaker 2: You know.

502
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:58,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think she's hilarious and sassy. She's very sassy.

503
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:01,480
Speaker 4: What do I think of now? I think it's probably

504
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,320
Speaker 4: always been scary. It just feels more scary to me.

505
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:10,680
Speaker 4: What's happening in Florida scary. What happens when books are

506
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:13,480
Speaker 4: banned from schools is scary. As someone who has a

507
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:17,239
Speaker 4: child in school, there's so much And of course, you

508
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:20,560
Speaker 4: know what women can do with their bodies, what anybody

509
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:22,800
Speaker 4: can do with their bodies.

510
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:26,040
Speaker 3: That's also scary. But I don't want to bump us out. Okay,

511
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:28,040
Speaker 3: Like we know that it.

512
00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:30,560
Speaker 4: Sucks out there, but at least we've got each other

513
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:31,040
Speaker 4: in here.

514
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:33,320
Speaker 2: True.

515
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:37,520
Speaker 3: Do you remember what sex ed was for you? Do

516
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:38,680
Speaker 3: you remember? I remember?

517
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,800
Speaker 2: Did you get a boner in sex ed?

518
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:44,399
Speaker 3: Yeah?

519
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:49,800
Speaker 2: No, no, not in sex ed? Uh?

520
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:55,120
Speaker 3: Did you know where? Did you get the boner? The nurses?

521
00:26:56,480 --> 00:27:02,280
Speaker 2: Strangely enough, it was world history sixth grade? Wow, all

522
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:04,119
Speaker 2: that conquest you were.

523
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:07,399
Speaker 3: This is fun.

524
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,480
Speaker 4: It is, like I said, I've always had fun here,

525
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:14,840
Speaker 4: and this has been a highlight.

526
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:20,320
Speaker 3: This is my second time on this show. Yes, yes, yes, yeah.

527
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:22,240
Speaker 1: I mean the first time. We I mean we still

528
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 1: talk about it. Can I reference show?

529
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:26,600
Speaker 3: I don't remember anything, but.

530
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:30,480
Speaker 1: Okay, if you don't want to talk about it, we

531
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:32,360
Speaker 1: can move on. But it was it was a great

532
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:35,719
Speaker 1: question about edibles and having sex and how do you

533
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:38,920
Speaker 1: do that safely? And I'm always just like, stay away

534
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:41,240
Speaker 1: from the sticky stuff because you can't. It's like you

535
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:45,120
Speaker 1: got braids. The next day you can't blink. And then

536
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:47,520
Speaker 1: even cream gets a little too. It's like the cream

537
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:50,120
Speaker 1: goes bad at a certain point. It's just like if

538
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:51,920
Speaker 1: I wanted a Sunday, I'd go get.

539
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 2: A a Sunday. You're talking you're talking about food that

540
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:57,880
Speaker 2: can be eaten off the body.

541
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:58,920
Speaker 4: What job.

542
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:03,679
Speaker 2: Did anybody else that you're talking about edibles? I was

543
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 2: like yeah, yeah, And you're like, you're like edibles and

544
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:07,879
Speaker 2: sex and you know I don't like them do sticky?

545
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:08,399
Speaker 2: And I'm like, what the.

546
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:10,960
Speaker 4: Now?

547
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:16,160
Speaker 1: I'm sorry and a half weeks edibles are so different now?

548
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, No, edibles and sex are great and

549
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,120
Speaker 1: then also a great nap.

550
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:22,880
Speaker 3: But anyways, it's like we don't have to know about.

551
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:26,919
Speaker 1: You do like that, right, dosage of an edible you

552
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,400
Speaker 1: will have good sex, clean the fridge, take a nap.

553
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:38,640
Speaker 4: Can make pies for tomorrow, yes, yes, or my banana muffins.

554
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 1: But we were talking about like edible underwear and it's

555
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:43,720
Speaker 1: just like no one needs that much fruit.

556
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:48,400
Speaker 3: Roll up? No, like just a bikini anyway.

557
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:54,040
Speaker 1: I mean sorry, but at that show you were talking

558
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:55,640
Speaker 1: about grapes are really good.

559
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 3: Oh, frozen grapes.

560
00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, frozen grapes get the green kind because the vagtine

561
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 4: staying the sheets?

562
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:08,200
Speaker 3: Did you guys hear that? Get the green time?

563
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:14,720
Speaker 1: Act like it's a Cuban New Year and your pussing.

564
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 2: I don't see anyone saking. No, So not a concord,

565
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:21,360
Speaker 2: not a concord, get that right out. I mean you can,

566
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:24,360
Speaker 2: but seedless, I would hope.

567
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 1: Can you I know you cannot date someone who was

568
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 1: not smart?

569
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 3: Correct? Can you date somebody that has no taste?

570
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:39,680
Speaker 1: Like just loves to eat McDonald's or just like, are

571
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:40,960
Speaker 1: you answer for baba?

572
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:45,240
Speaker 3: Are y'all this black woman in a movie theater.

573
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 2: Behind the doll? Don't do it? That's what you get.

574
00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:03,360
Speaker 3: I you know what I I How do I say?

575
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 4: I did date someone who didn't have that strong of

576
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 4: a sense of smell.

577
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 3: Okay, oh no, yeah, you know a lot of people

578
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:17,680
Speaker 3: with COVID also temporarily lose this. Yeah, how did that go?

579
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:20,920
Speaker 3: Work in progress?

580
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 4: Oh?

581
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 2: Oh okay?

582
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:26,440
Speaker 3: How am I left with more questions?

583
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:28,320
Speaker 2: I know it's a work in progress.

584
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:31,520
Speaker 1: Have you ever told somebody you love them first? Or

585
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:33,400
Speaker 1: do you wait for someone to tell you they love you?

586
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:36,960
Speaker 4: I've told someone I love them first. But I was

587
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:49,520
Speaker 4: very sleepy.

588
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:57,800
Speaker 2: Who among us hasn't had the same experience. I'm very sleepy.

589
00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:03,320
Speaker 2: The melatonin is kicked in. I may love it, you

590
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 2: know what, I know what you mean. I know what

591
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:07,080
Speaker 2: you mean. You don't mean.

592
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:11,840
Speaker 3: I didn't mean it. Why were you sleep? Eventually? Were

593
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:12,960
Speaker 3: you guys working out?

594
00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:15,600
Speaker 2: You worked it out? It was like, but you know

595
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:16,160
Speaker 2: what were.

596
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:21,840
Speaker 3: You working out? What I mean? Did y'all just have sex? Oh? Yes,

597
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:22,480
Speaker 3: yes we do.

598
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:28,280
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, so in that kind of like afterglow post coital.

599
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 3: Don't be awkward, Yeah, don't be awkward. I'm not going

600
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:33,200
Speaker 3: to say any more about that.

601
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:34,800
Speaker 2: I don't want to be understood.

602
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:36,719
Speaker 3: Show it's all good. What do you okay?

603
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:40,280
Speaker 1: So no, truly, because we were just talking about his daughter.

604
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:44,920
Speaker 3: Your daughter's your daughter.

605
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:48,960
Speaker 4: I'm swell, okay, you she's tent and you said she

606
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:52,760
Speaker 4: has an attitude? Yes, yes, yes, oh yeah, you ain't

607
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 4: seen nothing yet.

608
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 3: I'm at thirteen.

609
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:58,560
Speaker 2: Oh no, I keep trying to like do these rhymes.

610
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 2: I'm like, you know, our only attitude should be gratitude.

611
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 2: You know, it's cringe. I think it has a nice

612
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:11,120
Speaker 2: union symmetry to it. It works, comes down, what are

613
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:13,680
Speaker 2: you dancing with the stars? Give me a breaker?

614
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:18,240
Speaker 3: Now, I know how my daughter feels like when I talk.

615
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:24,800
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but listen. I mean I feel like young

616
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:29,960
Speaker 1: girls with attitudes become women who are bosses with dreams.

617
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 2: Right, that's fun.

618
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 3: I love stuff.

619
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:52,200
Speaker 1: Also, like dating, liking people, having feelings, knowing what my

620
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 1: body is doing, how to like handle unwanted male attention

621
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:56,880
Speaker 1: because I've had these titties since I was eleven.

622
00:32:57,160 --> 00:33:00,240
Speaker 3: That's a long time. Yeah, good doing it. Can you

623
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:01,239
Speaker 3: imagine a daughter with this?

624
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 2: Yes?

625
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 1: A lot people thought I worked in the store. I'm like,

626
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:09,040
Speaker 1: I'm here to go school supply shopping.

627
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:10,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean?

628
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:14,240
Speaker 4: So like, yeah, I do. I mean, I think you

629
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:17,080
Speaker 4: have to give kids the language. You know, you have

630
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:20,520
Speaker 4: to talk about it and say if this happens, this

631
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 4: is what you say, you know, because they're so caught

632
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:27,280
Speaker 4: unawares because it's never happened to them until it happens.

633
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:30,000
Speaker 4: And I think you have to just be ahead of

634
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,640
Speaker 4: it and give them, you know, game plan.

635
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, as young as they are.

636
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,560
Speaker 4: You know, when I sent my daughter to school, I

637
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:41,080
Speaker 4: did that, you know, just told her, if you feel uncomfortable,

638
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,920
Speaker 4: you have the right to like say no and go

639
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:47,200
Speaker 4: and tell someone. Just something that she knew. There was

640
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 4: a plan in her head, you know.

641
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:52,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, that she has an option. Yeah, what is it?

642
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 3: The language?

643
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:54,600
Speaker 2: What's it like? Raising a team?

644
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:59,719
Speaker 4: Actually, I'm lucky because my daughter's super good company. Like

645
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:04,080
Speaker 4: I laughed so much with her. I do, and that's

646
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:07,480
Speaker 4: really the best gift that she's given me is that

647
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 4: she just makes me see life through her eyes. And

648
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 4: it's nice to live through her childhood because it's much

649
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:17,200
Speaker 4: different than mine was. But so you know, and I

650
00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:20,880
Speaker 4: try to remember that. So so that's been great. I mean,

651
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:23,799
Speaker 4: you know, I just I'm just doing the best I

652
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 4: can and every different because they change every day, you know.

653
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:34,799
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, the most compelling thing I've ever done, truly, truly, well,

654
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:37,920
Speaker 3: I mean, you're such a great role model. I mean

655
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:39,560
Speaker 3: they do follow everything we do.

656
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 1: My husband sent me a video of the kids when

657
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:49,799
Speaker 1: I was at work outside mimicking me. Oh yeah, and

658
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:52,760
Speaker 1: it was just them yelling at the top of their lungs.

659
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 2: Are kidding me?

660
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 3: Are you kidding me?

661
00:34:58,280 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 4: With that?

662
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:03,160
Speaker 3: Do we need a time out?

663
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:06,719
Speaker 1: And it was two and a half minutes long. I'm like,

664
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:10,040
Speaker 1: why did you film the whole thing?

665
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Speaker 2: Send them to me?

666
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:15,720
Speaker 3: That takes a long time to load.

667
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:21,359
Speaker 2: You gotta have a good plan.

668
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 1: We have questions have we answered from the audience? And

669
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Speaker 1: I have to say, oh, are you ready to answer

670
00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:27,240
Speaker 1: some questions?

671
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 3: Sure? How do you date someone who has soul custody

672
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:31,160
Speaker 3: of their kids?

673
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:41,240
Speaker 2: Damn? Wow?

674
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:48,040
Speaker 3: We had broken down into discussion like it's a lunch

675
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Speaker 3: break at a pyramid scheme.

676
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:52,560
Speaker 2: Totally, there's gonna be breakout groups like in a zoom.

677
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 2: This guy cannot handle it handle the answer to this question.

678
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:00,920
Speaker 2: He's want to get more pizza.

679
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:01,400
Speaker 3: Listen.

680
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:06,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, I say carefully, carefully and carefully, and always

681
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 1: know that you will never be number one.

682
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:11,759
Speaker 3: Nor should you be nor should you be?

683
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 2: Yeah?

684
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:17,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, part chill uh, I got the goosies.

685
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:19,440
Speaker 2: I think I think that situation, you would have to

686
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:21,600
Speaker 2: court more than date. I feel, you know.

687
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 3: Co worse.

688
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 2: Shock tell me you would come over for perhaps a

689
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:38,439
Speaker 2: nice tea or cucumber sandwich with clotted cream and god

690
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:41,440
Speaker 2: be presented to children then you you.

691
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:44,879
Speaker 3: Know, Oh my god, you guys are getting right into.

692
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Speaker 2: You need a gazebo for this. But you know That's

693
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Speaker 2: what I'm saying, all right. Question for Padma, you were

694
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:54,040
Speaker 2: one of the first examples of seeing a brown woman

695
00:36:54,120 --> 00:37:01,839
Speaker 2: on TV with with Mindy Kayling getting the award at

696
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:04,280
Speaker 2: the at the White House.

697
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 4: Yes, I saw that. I think it's fantastic.

698
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, how do you really feel about her? That's what

699
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:14,440
Speaker 2: the how do you really?

700
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 3: I tell you? I really shine? You shine.

701
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 4: I am so happy I saw it on her Instagram.

702
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:26,839
Speaker 4: I think that's fabulous. She deserves it and I'll bewe

703
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:28,120
Speaker 4: me what when never have.

704
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:31,080
Speaker 3: I ever came out? It came out I think this.

705
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:35,080
Speaker 4: Around the same time as a season premiere of some

706
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:39,280
Speaker 4: Top Chef in COVID and we had already watched the premiere,

707
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:44,320
Speaker 4: and Christian and I watched all ten episodes or whatever

708
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:47,279
Speaker 4: it was of that first season until four am.

709
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:49,560
Speaker 3: And it's fantastic.

710
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:53,320
Speaker 4: And to hear a mother on TV called their child

711
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:57,160
Speaker 4: what I call Krishna, which is I mean, like, it's

712
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 4: very specific and it just feels good.

713
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Speaker 3: So I wish I could hang on me a lot,

714
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Speaker 3: mindy kayling, I would. Yeah.

715
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Speaker 1: I also feel like, you know, people always want to

716
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:15,959
Speaker 1: pit us against each other, but we have to be

717
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:19,640
Speaker 1: for us because nobody else will be for us like us,

718
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:23,640
Speaker 1: so we are stronger together. There isn't just one seat

719
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,440
Speaker 1: at the table, that's what they've told us.

720
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Speaker 3: That's not fucking true. We can get our own motherfucking

721
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 3: table and chairs our kids right around the corner wherever

722
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:42,880
Speaker 3: you get from where at we can go to Wayfair.

723
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:47,800
Speaker 2: They got what I need? Question?

724
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:48,640
Speaker 3: Wait, this is.

725
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Speaker 1: For Padman and Michelle. Y'all are very specific. What upcoming

726
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 1: projects do you have coming up? Love y'all, Angie, food lover,

727
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:58,440
Speaker 1: culinary publicists.

728
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 3: This isn't LinkedIn bitch.

729
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:08,080
Speaker 1: You Okay, five out of five stars list.

730
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:12,960
Speaker 2: She's about to stay like it's like pr Rep Scorpio

731
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:15,440
Speaker 2: all that we don't.

732
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Speaker 1: Have anything coming out, But pad my host is amazing

733
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:20,879
Speaker 1: show called Taste a Nation that will be dropping soon.

734
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:25,920
Speaker 1: It is fun, it's educational, it's powerful and it is

735
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:28,800
Speaker 1: the history class that we're never gonna get in school.

736
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Speaker 1: So I suggest not only you watch it, but tell

737
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Speaker 1: all your friends to watch it too, and your aunties, Angie.

738
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:35,120
Speaker 3: You'll publishist tell you people.

739
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 4: It's a full season two and I'm so proud of it,

740
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Speaker 4: and I can't wait for you guys to see it.

741
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Speaker 3: I hope you watch it and like it. Yeah, it

742
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,719
Speaker 3: was so much fun. I like from the season, Oh

743
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 3: my god.

744
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:52,240
Speaker 4: Season two, we go to visit Afghan immigrants in DC

745
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:56,480
Speaker 4: and we interview four generations of Afghan immigrants and you

746
00:39:56,560 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 4: can see how much their destinies in Afghanisan our shaped

747
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:04,800
Speaker 4: by US foreign policy. And then we go to Lowell,

748
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Speaker 4: Massachusetts for this Cambodian community that revitalized this small town

749
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Speaker 4: in New England. Yeah, and now one in four people

750
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Speaker 4: of Lowell are Cambodian. Nobody wanted to live there because,

751
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:21,839
Speaker 4: you know, shops were closing and they were boarded up.

752
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:24,839
Speaker 4: The rents were so cheap that that's where the Cambodian

753
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:29,239
Speaker 4: refugees went. They didn't speak the language, they didn't you know,

754
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Speaker 4: have any specialized skill.

755
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Speaker 3: You know that we could.

756
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,640
Speaker 2: That's immigrant energy, right, yeah, exactly.

757
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:38,200
Speaker 3: But they re vitalized the.

758
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Speaker 2: Economy of this town, because Lowell was, of course a

759
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Speaker 2: boomtown in the Industrial Revolution, but.

760
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Speaker 1: Lost as I'm sorry, no, I'm sorry.

761
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Speaker 4: But it's also fun. I get to carve a pig's head. Yes, oh, yes,

762
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 4: I mean it was an experience I'll never forget.

763
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Speaker 3: Ever, you'll see what I mean.

764
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 2: I don't want to I'm sure.

765
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 3: Okay, too graphic here? Oh, I can't wait for the meme.

766
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,800
Speaker 2: This one is a kind of a crucial question. I think, okay,

767
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:17,360
Speaker 2: and uh, it's going around. Should I go down on

768
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:20,359
Speaker 2: my husband in equal proportion to how much he goes

769
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:27,560
Speaker 2: to hunt on me? Parentheses? Because I don't the caveat

770
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:29,880
Speaker 2: It takes me a while to come smiley face.

771
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:32,719
Speaker 3: Oh what what?

772
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:39,439
Speaker 2: It takes them a while to reach peanut butter jelly time.

773
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:41,440
Speaker 2: That's it takes.

774
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:43,160
Speaker 3: The train takes a long time.

775
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:46,480
Speaker 2: To go to the station. Yeah, yeah, they go, they

776
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 2: go local.

777
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 3: Can we please get a picture of Padna reading this question?

778
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:55,160
Speaker 3: I mean, I think if your husband.

779
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 1: Hasn't brought it up, then you're okay personally, Like I

780
00:41:57,239 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 1: have TMJ, so I know how to get to where

781
00:41:59,160 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 1: we need to go.

782
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:02,839
Speaker 3: Every couple has a rhythm.

783
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:06,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe like introduce some toys down there so you

784
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:11,799
Speaker 1: could like sweet it up. Yeah, unless unless he don't bind.

785
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:13,759
Speaker 3: If he don't bind, it's fine, you know what I mean?

786
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 1: Like, sometimes I just want to make pounds and pounds

787
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:18,279
Speaker 1: of fried chicken. I don't want to eat it, but

788
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:19,400
Speaker 1: I want to see people eat it.

789
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:28,279
Speaker 3: I think, get along, I want to eat it.

790
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:32,719
Speaker 2: We are such we are so different because we lead

791
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 2: such different lives. I was gonna say.

792
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:38,200
Speaker 1: Sometimes you do something for someone you enjoy seeing them

793
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:38,840
Speaker 1: have pleasure.

794
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:43,279
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, indeed, I.

795
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:45,800
Speaker 2: Was gonna say, sometimes you want like a hairy Styles

796
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:48,320
Speaker 2: pop song, and then sometimes you want Rhapsody in Blue.

797
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:50,600
Speaker 3: You know nobody wants that.

798
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:55,279
Speaker 2: It's what they talking about, you know what.

799
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:57,240
Speaker 3: He's just showing knowledge.

800
00:42:57,719 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, this one is for Padma and everyone else.

801
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:06,799
Speaker 1: What do you do on top chef when you're too

802
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:12,200
Speaker 1: full to eat? Anything that has happened before that must

803
00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:12,640
Speaker 1: have happened.

804
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:15,840
Speaker 4: Oh, there have been some painful moments, truly.

805
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:22,840
Speaker 3: You just breathe and you, God damn you breathe. You

806
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:23,560
Speaker 3: get some air.

807
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:28,040
Speaker 4: Being cold helps because it, oh you know, speeds the metabolism.

808
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:30,320
Speaker 3: Right, sure, I mean.

809
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:33,719
Speaker 4: It's hard, but it's a high class problem to have,

810
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:35,960
Speaker 4: you know. Yeah, I don't know.

811
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:39,400
Speaker 3: I guess I'm never totally completely full.

812
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 1: Maybe that satiable appetite this one. No, you're a really

813
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:47,600
Speaker 1: good taster. I will say that. I remember when I

814
00:43:47,719 --> 00:43:49,759
Speaker 1: went to your house for something like I didn't know

815
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:53,480
Speaker 1: how to eat this in the Indian appetizer.

816
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:58,520
Speaker 4: It was like a it was like yes, yeah, and.

817
00:43:58,480 --> 00:43:59,920
Speaker 1: There was like a sauce and the thing and it

818
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:01,439
Speaker 1: was like layers and I was trying to be cute

819
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 1: and bite it and You're like, put it in your

820
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:03,520
Speaker 1: mouth now.

821
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:03,920
Speaker 2: I was like.

822
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:10,400
Speaker 3: I wanted to, you know, soup dumpling. But yeah, and

823
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:12,640
Speaker 3: then I wasn't gonna drink the soup out of the bowl.

824
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:13,960
Speaker 3: You're like, what do you do? And drink the soup

825
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:14,399
Speaker 3: in the bowl.

826
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:15,759
Speaker 2: It's like, all right, bitch, let's go.

827
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:20,600
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, show me how to eat fucking be bad.

828
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:23,000
Speaker 3: It's fun. It's fun eating.

829
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,080
Speaker 4: I always think it food tastes better when you eat

830
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:28,280
Speaker 4: it with your hands. Yeah, you know, it really does.

831
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:30,320
Speaker 4: There's something there's just some magic.

832
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:35,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I really can't watch people lick their fingers.

833
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:36,440
Speaker 2: That's cool, but.

834
00:44:38,239 --> 00:44:41,600
Speaker 3: And my and Dutch people culturally like do this on

835
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Speaker 3: the plate.

836
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:46,439
Speaker 1: And I'm like, and I've seen people out in Dutch

837
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:49,560
Speaker 1: restaurants and if something falls on their kid's arm, they'll

838
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 1: like lick it off.

839
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:54,560
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, next question.

840
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:56,160
Speaker 1: This is a really good one, and I think this

841
00:44:56,239 --> 00:44:58,160
Speaker 1: is probably the last one. Thank you so much Jordan

842
00:44:58,239 --> 00:45:03,160
Speaker 1: for being on deck. You really were calm it down.

843
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:04,440
Speaker 1: I'm being nice.

844
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:06,480
Speaker 2: What you got.

845
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:08,840
Speaker 1: He's such a good student. Okay, what advice do you

846
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:12,120
Speaker 1: have for Oh? No, thank you so much.

847
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:13,120
Speaker 2: We're gonna do.

848
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 3: Look look at all these men running.

849
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:20,000
Speaker 2: It's okad, It's fine. I had it done. I had it.

850
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:25,319
Speaker 3: Oh my thank you, O my god.

851
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 1: What I love is all these nerves just came out

852
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:36,560
Speaker 1: like not the glasses not today, proficionist, crowded step back.

853
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I can't see anything anymore.

854
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:44,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can see far away. I just can't see

855
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:48,799
Speaker 3: the lines yet. It's our phones. Yeah, I can't see anything. Definitely. Emotionally,

856
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:53,080
Speaker 3: I'm just I'm dead.

857
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:56,799
Speaker 1: What advice do you have for a single mom who

858
00:45:56,840 --> 00:46:00,320
Speaker 1: works her ass off teaching high school every day?

859
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 3: Get a massage as often as you can.

860
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:06,000
Speaker 2: Yeah.

861
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:10,440
Speaker 1: First of all, Yeah, have as many orgasms as you

862
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:15,200
Speaker 1: can that too. That helps figure out your dosage of edibles.

863
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 3: Take a lot of hot baths.

864
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:23,399
Speaker 1: Take every government holiday. You motherfucking can truly you know

865
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,120
Speaker 1: what what say, you.

866
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:32,040
Speaker 2: Me everything that you said, respond in kind else. The

867
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 2: only thing I would add to that is just like, really,

868
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:38,200
Speaker 2: really enjoy your summer holiday. Teachers deserve their summers off,

869
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:42,400
Speaker 2: and it's a ticking clock and they totally deserve every

870
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:44,840
Speaker 2: day off and it's their time to recharge. I'm the

871
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:48,000
Speaker 2: son of a teacher. I'm the husband of a teacher.

872
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:51,920
Speaker 2: I don't know why I'm talking like this, but but

873
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,160
Speaker 2: I yeah, they just they deserve a crown. You know,

874
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:56,680
Speaker 2: I love them. I love them. I'm hot for teacher.

875
00:46:56,760 --> 00:47:00,000
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying that you got a type? Yeah,

876
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:02,000
Speaker 2: I like you. Oh yes, you know.

877
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:04,800
Speaker 4: They've had such a hard time of it too lately,

878
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 4: but I mean they're just such heroes. I mean, think

879
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:10,479
Speaker 4: about what teachers have gone through it with COVID. Thank

880
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:13,959
Speaker 4: God for my kids teachers. Yeah, you know, I can't

881
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:15,960
Speaker 4: imagine they were doing it with kids of their own

882
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 4: at home too. And I think I remember my teachers,

883
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:23,840
Speaker 4: don't you guys all remember like that one teacher, mister

884
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:28,200
Speaker 4: al Moffen, mister Bob Erickson, Susan Hannager, like, I remember

885
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:32,439
Speaker 4: all these teachers I had and I still think about them.

886
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 3: And teachers are so I don't know, there's so many.

887
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:37,880
Speaker 4: When they stick with you, they're so magical like that,

888
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:39,839
Speaker 4: and they have such an influence on you too.

889
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:42,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, ab and elementary. That's why that show is so magical.

890
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:47,080
Speaker 1: I love that show, relate to it. I love that personally.

891
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:49,080
Speaker 1: I don't remember any of my teachers. They were all assholes,

892
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:50,920
Speaker 1: but I love that they really were.

893
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:51,799
Speaker 3: They really were.

894
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:53,439
Speaker 1: I went to a lot of different schools. Come fine,

895
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:56,719
Speaker 1: thank you show. I'm wearing plus sized onesies made out

896
00:47:56,719 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 1: of kites. It's good you loot. Thank you as longs

897
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,879
Speaker 1: like that, as long as I look, so we asked.

898
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:12,120
Speaker 4: Thank you and good hair is fantastic.

899
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:13,600
Speaker 2: Moly like this.

900
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:20,319
Speaker 1: Some people wait a lifetime the what so I love

901
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:24,560
Speaker 1: where they just like really mean it. So uh Padma,

902
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:27,560
Speaker 1: we ask all our guests it's their last question for you. Okay,

903
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:30,080
Speaker 1: what is the most adult thing you want to do

904
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:33,600
Speaker 1: for yourself that you haven't had time to do yet

905
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:34,160
Speaker 1: this year?

906
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:35,680
Speaker 3: It could be anything.

907
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:42,480
Speaker 2: People are like what's going on? Like leaning in and.

908
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:44,640
Speaker 3: I'm just there's so much to choose from.

909
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:49,319
Speaker 4: You know, if I could do anything, I would just

910
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:53,960
Speaker 4: stay home for a month and not answer the phone

911
00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:57,320
Speaker 4: or go to a meeting or wear a bra.

912
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:00,640
Speaker 3: Talking it.

913
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 4: I would just cook and when I wanted to only

914
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:08,120
Speaker 4: I would lay around and I would read the paper

915
00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:12,000
Speaker 4: in fucking print, not on the screen. I would have

916
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:16,399
Speaker 4: the Sunday times. I would just do that. I would

917
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:20,760
Speaker 4: just have stillness one month. That would be such a luxury,

918
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:23,799
Speaker 4: wouldn't it. We should just take them. Can we just

919
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:26,719
Speaker 4: take a month off? They do it in Europe. I

920
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:31,759
Speaker 4: mean the answer is yes, yes, I would. Well, I

921
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:34,400
Speaker 4: want that for you, I want that for us. I

922
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:37,640
Speaker 4: want that for us. I'm gonna look under your chairs, everybody.

923
00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:54,360
Speaker 2: You're all she's cooler than the other side of the pillow,

924
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:58,680
Speaker 2: and obviously I'm super comfortable around her.

925
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:06,759
Speaker 1: Everyone, What that, sarcastle from my left brainers, Oh my god,

926
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:09,160
Speaker 1: the way your glasses fogged up the minute she came

927
00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:12,200
Speaker 1: on stage. I was like, anybody got a wipe, and

928
00:50:12,239 --> 00:50:15,640
Speaker 1: then she dropped her glasses and then you and Donald, well,

929
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:18,799
Speaker 1: that's what I just said. That's what you just man

930
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:22,840
Speaker 1: explained what I just said. Jesus Christ. I feel like

931
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:23,959
Speaker 1: I'm in a writer's room.

932
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:26,960
Speaker 2: Thank you for calling me man. I appreciate it. It

933
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:32,279
Speaker 2: doesn't happen often, So explain what happened. I mean, the

934
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:34,520
Speaker 2: glasses felt because people couldn't really see.

935
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:37,359
Speaker 1: Especially Padma. She never glasses. She dropped her glasses off

936
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:41,600
Speaker 1: her lap, and then Jordan and DJ John Will both

937
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:46,120
Speaker 1: blurres with provision coupons, jumped up as if they were

938
00:50:46,239 --> 00:50:49,240
Speaker 1: like group one on south By Southwest or whatever?

939
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:52,719
Speaker 2: What is the Southwest south By Southwest Airlines which is

940
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 2: just run by hipstairs.

941
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:58,799
Speaker 1: That's happening, you guys, jumped up to like save her glasses,

942
00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:01,800
Speaker 1: as if she like was about to walk into a puddle.

943
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:05,759
Speaker 1: I'm like, yes, chivalry was dead until Padma walked into

944
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:07,759
Speaker 1: the room. Because let me tell you something, I have

945
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:11,200
Speaker 1: walked into the belt hoouse holding six bags. Do you

946
00:51:11,239 --> 00:51:13,960
Speaker 1: think Jordan or Don Will has fucking helped me up

947
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:17,200
Speaker 1: or downsteps? No, of course you did that strong back

948
00:51:17,239 --> 00:51:19,000
Speaker 1: in that sturdy gig. You better go up and down

949
00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:20,920
Speaker 1: a mountain with a fucking barrel of water on your

950
00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:24,799
Speaker 1: fucking head. No bitch, none of y'all. I'm out here

951
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:27,200
Speaker 1: moving furniture before the show, they're like.

952
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:30,440
Speaker 3: You got it all right? Oh I would love a

953
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:31,840
Speaker 3: rose synceha up.

954
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:36,120
Speaker 1: Okay, Padma drops her glasses next to her feet.

955
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:40,399
Speaker 3: Both of you guys run, I can't any rest of all.

956
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 2: First of all, a couple things. They were obviously saw moscots.

957
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:48,080
Speaker 2: Those are very good glasses. She was unaware, she because

958
00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:50,719
Speaker 2: we have a new carpet now on the floor. They

959
00:51:50,719 --> 00:51:55,680
Speaker 2: wouldn't clatter right, So she was unaware. I had to

960
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 2: come and run and rescue. And it was it was

961
00:51:57,640 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 2: literally slow motion. It was just like, oh my god,

962
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:03,239
Speaker 2: you hear that opera song like, ohful do not like?

963
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:06,160
Speaker 2: I was like, and then I jumped from the chair

964
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:09,319
Speaker 2: and saved her. And I really think that that's the

965
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:10,480
Speaker 2: moment we became best friends.

966
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:16,400
Speaker 1: Oh god, whatever you just said is giving Gwyneth Paltrow, Like,

967
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:20,359
Speaker 1: whoa giving Gwyneth Paltrow on the stand right now? I'm

968
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:23,200
Speaker 1: ready for a Loren order Dune done because I don't

969
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:23,800
Speaker 1: believe any of it.

970
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:27,400
Speaker 2: A couple of things, Yes, no, salty talk about Gwyneth

971
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:29,320
Speaker 2: Paul Truple, Yeah, that's salty talking about GP.

972
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:31,200
Speaker 3: No, you don't want to talk about how she missed

973
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:31,959
Speaker 3: half a day is skiing.

974
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:33,799
Speaker 2: What do you mean she miss half days? Oh?

975
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:34,359
Speaker 3: Never mind?

976
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:37,360
Speaker 2: Oh that was her testimony that she missed half a

977
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:39,800
Speaker 2: day's skiing. Yeah, that man cost her a half a

978
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:40,440
Speaker 2: day of skiing.

979
00:52:40,719 --> 00:52:43,240
Speaker 3: Now, now do you feel the burn.

980
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:46,359
Speaker 2: As someone who has yes, missed a half a day

981
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:49,520
Speaker 2: of skiing? I can understand that man should be in

982
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:52,359
Speaker 2: jail for what he's done to GP with the oo

983
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:54,680
Speaker 2: in the middle. Uh huh, that's a bunch of goop

984
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:54,920
Speaker 2: to me.

985
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:56,960
Speaker 3: I don't know where to start, and I don't know

986
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:57,560
Speaker 3: how to end.

987
00:52:58,080 --> 00:52:59,640
Speaker 2: Is he under arrest? Oh my god?

988
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:02,120
Speaker 1: And can we just get back to Padma the bright

989
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:06,480
Speaker 1: shredding light. Let's protect her at all costs. Everyone's surprised

990
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:07,400
Speaker 1: by how nice she is.

991
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:09,359
Speaker 3: I don't think you. I think a lot of things.

992
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 1: I don't think you get to be in a position

993
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:15,080
Speaker 1: like this and host twenty seasons of a show with

994
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:20,360
Speaker 1: a bunch of different personalities, chef personalities right, and not

995
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:21,879
Speaker 1: know how to handle yourself right.

996
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:24,239
Speaker 3: She truly is a citistant of the world. She is

997
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:25,480
Speaker 3: doing good for.

998
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:27,719
Speaker 1: I want to say every continent, like, let's not fact

999
00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:30,279
Speaker 1: check a bitch because I'm not on accountant. Also, she's got

1000
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:32,839
Speaker 1: her own show. How many brown female hosts do you see?

1001
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:36,879
Speaker 1: She travels, it's educational, we're getting into food, all the things.

1002
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:39,280
Speaker 1: She actually tastes everything, She looks people in the eye,

1003
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:40,920
Speaker 1: all that shit. And you guys have to check out

1004
00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:43,560
Speaker 1: her show, Chaste the Nation like I can't say enough.

1005
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:46,400
Speaker 3: And she's fucking fun, like she's a good hang.

1006
00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:50,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, Taste the Nation's on Hulu, right, it is on Hulu.

1007
00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:52,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, So figure out your past word and go

1008
00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:55,279
Speaker 1: get it all right, you guys, Well, I hope you

1009
00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:57,520
Speaker 1: had fun listening to this episode. I hope you had

1010
00:53:57,520 --> 00:54:01,800
Speaker 1: as much fun as Jordan did. Say Padma's glasses. Okay,

1011
00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:05,439
Speaker 1: wash your hands, wipe your butts, and have a great day.

1012
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:11,000
Speaker 2: This has been an exactly right production.

1013
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:13,120
Speaker 3: Our senior producer is g Howley.

1014
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:15,319
Speaker 2: Our associate producer is Alex Cheat.

1015
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:17,680
Speaker 3: This episode was mixed by John Bradley.

1016
00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:19,480
Speaker 2: Our guest booker is Patrick Cottner.

1017
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:22,080
Speaker 3: Additional production support from Hannah Kyle Crichton.

1018
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:24,719
Speaker 2: Theme song and live show DJing is by Don will

1019
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:25,640
Speaker 2: Our live.

1020
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Speaker 3: Show producer is Marian Ways.

1021
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:29,360
Speaker 2: Artwork by Jamie Bechtel.

1022
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:31,600
Speaker 3: Photography by Heis vander Most.

1023
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:35,600
Speaker 2: Executive produced by Karen kilgera Georgia Hartstar and Daniel Kramer.

1024
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:38,319
Speaker 3: Follow the show on Instagram at Adulting the Pod.

1025
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:42,320
Speaker 2: Email your questions to Adulting Questions at gmail dot com

1026
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Speaker 2: MMM