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It just 0:00:30.120 --> 0:00:34.159 dawned on us about ten minutes ago, and it's probably 0:00:34.159 --> 0:00:36.040 not the thing that you would think would dawn on 0:00:36.159 --> 0:00:40.040 us on the night the eve of the NFL season. 0:00:40.600 --> 0:00:42.520 I have my Super Bowl pick coming up a little 0:00:42.560 --> 0:00:47.279 bit later on, and I've been I didn't deliberate, I 0:00:47.320 --> 0:00:50.360 didn't agonize over this, which makes me nervous because normally 0:00:50.400 --> 0:00:52.760 I do, and I hate the process of coming up 0:00:52.760 --> 0:00:55.320 with my Super Bowl pick. But this one just came 0:00:55.360 --> 0:00:58.240 to me at some point and it never left me. No, 0:00:58.320 --> 0:01:00.440 I'm not ready to give it to you yet. Point 0:01:00.560 --> 0:01:02.920 You're gonna have to win. Yes, it is. That's a 0:01:03.000 --> 0:01:06.840 tease because this will affect you, know, the odds in Vegas, 0:01:06.840 --> 0:01:09.560 of who's going to win the Super Bowl. The bookies 0:01:09.560 --> 0:01:13.000 are up early in Vegas. They're waiting and they're listening, 0:01:13.319 --> 0:01:16.039 and I'll give you my super Bowl pick coming up 0:01:16.040 --> 0:01:18.280 a little bit later on. But about ten minutes ago, 0:01:19.360 --> 0:01:23.240 Seaton says, it just dawned on me how much money 0:01:23.280 --> 0:01:26.720 Tony Romo is going to make broadcasting football games this year? 0:01:27.600 --> 0:01:30.360 And I said, oh, all right, And then he goes 0:01:31.040 --> 0:01:34.280 seventeen million dollars a year. He signed a ten year deal. 0:01:36.720 --> 0:01:41.600 How many players does Tony Romo? How many? His salary 0:01:41.760 --> 0:01:44.119 is bigger than how many players in the NFL? At 0:01:44.120 --> 0:01:47.120 seventeen million dollars a year? Yes, well, just that contract 0:01:47.120 --> 0:01:49.280 alone is more than he ever made in the NFL. 0:01:51.240 --> 0:01:56.000 Oh holy moly. So yeah, Tony Romo, this is the 0:01:56.000 --> 0:01:59.080 big roll out here. And what did is it? One 0:01:59.200 --> 0:02:02.800 hundred and seventy million dollars Paul? Yeah, and yeah, one 0:02:02.880 --> 0:02:05.960 hundred and eighty million over ten years. Tony Romo only 0:02:05.960 --> 0:02:08.160 made one hundred and twenty seven and fourteen seasons at 0:02:08.160 --> 0:02:12.080 the Cowboys quarterback apers creepers. What I want to know 0:02:12.360 --> 0:02:16.040 is who's the next analyst who gets that kind of money, 0:02:16.520 --> 0:02:20.720 Because if you're Chris Collinsworth, You're far more. He's the 0:02:20.760 --> 0:02:25.640 most decorated analyst probably in history. And I wonder if 0:02:25.680 --> 0:02:29.320 he can go in and say I think I need 0:02:29.360 --> 0:02:31.320 to be bumped up a little bit, or Troy Aikman 0:02:31.440 --> 0:02:34.840 goes in and says, hey, I think I deserve a 0:02:34.880 --> 0:02:37.280 little bit more here. Yes, I don't know if you're 0:02:37.320 --> 0:02:39.240 a guy who's been doing this for a little while 0:02:39.240 --> 0:02:40.880 that you could be like, oh, by the way, now 0:02:40.919 --> 0:02:43.880 I want fifteen more million dollars a year. It's like, 0:02:43.960 --> 0:02:46.560 this is what's gonna get Peyton Manning to come out 0:02:46.600 --> 0:02:49.600 of the But Peyton Manning could have gotten this kind 0:02:49.600 --> 0:02:51.120 of money, yeah, but now he can get even more 0:02:51.160 --> 0:02:53.280 of that kind of money. Now. I don't know if 0:02:53.320 --> 0:02:56.600 Peyton Manning wants to do this. I think we want 0:02:56.639 --> 0:02:59.160 Peyton Manning to do it. I don't think Peyton wants 0:02:59.200 --> 0:03:01.440 to do it. Network is like, all right, Peyton, we'll 0:03:01.440 --> 0:03:03.840 give you ten years, twenty million dollars. All right, excuse me, 0:03:04.120 --> 0:03:07.040 ten years two hundred million dollars twenty million a year 0:03:07.400 --> 0:03:11.760 to work a twenty weeks a year if that. Yeah, 0:03:11.800 --> 0:03:14.120 But I think that he wants to be there for 0:03:14.280 --> 0:03:16.160 his kids, and I think once they get to a 0:03:16.160 --> 0:03:19.280 certain age, then he might entertain this. I think we 0:03:19.360 --> 0:03:21.880 want to see that because we think that Peyton Manning 0:03:21.919 --> 0:03:24.520 would be I think Peyton Manning would be even better 0:03:24.560 --> 0:03:31.120 than Tony Romo. Now, Tony provided almost that voice of enthusiasm, 0:03:31.600 --> 0:03:34.720 like it's excitement, like he's watching the game with you, 0:03:35.360 --> 0:03:38.120 and you know John Madden did this. John Madden was 0:03:38.160 --> 0:03:41.320 the first to really give you that sound effects and 0:03:41.400 --> 0:03:43.880 he was excited and it just felt like he was 0:03:43.920 --> 0:03:47.080 bringing you closer to the game. Collinsworth is so good 0:03:47.080 --> 0:03:50.240 because his ability to tell you something that is going 0:03:50.280 --> 0:03:53.160 to happen or something that just happened, and he breaks 0:03:53.200 --> 0:03:55.880 it down as if he's seen that play five times. 0:03:56.440 --> 0:03:59.880 And Tony had that excitement of hey, this play is coming. 0:04:00.400 --> 0:04:03.680 And I don't know what his prediction success rate was, 0:04:04.240 --> 0:04:08.000 but it felt like that first year we were enamored 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:09.680 with everything that he was doing and how he was 0:04:09.720 --> 0:04:14.480 doing it. The undersold part of this was Jim Nance's 0:04:14.480 --> 0:04:18.120 ability to kind of gather whatever Tony Romo did and 0:04:18.160 --> 0:04:20.000 then he would be able to bring it back and 0:04:20.040 --> 0:04:22.920 give you his play by play in real time, because 0:04:22.960 --> 0:04:25.680 that's hard to do being the straight guy in a 0:04:25.720 --> 0:04:30.159 situation like that, it's really difficult to do. And you 0:04:30.160 --> 0:04:32.160 know dick By Town when Dickie V was doing all 0:04:32.200 --> 0:04:34.520 these marquee games and then you'd have a play by 0:04:34.520 --> 0:04:36.799 play voice that sort of had to bring it all back. 0:04:37.000 --> 0:04:38.719 By the way, Dicky V will join us coming up 0:04:38.960 --> 0:04:42.480 next hour. John Calipari, the Kentucky head coach, will join us. 0:04:43.320 --> 0:04:47.159 The ACC all the coaches voted unanimously that they want 0:04:47.160 --> 0:04:50.920 to have everybody in the NCAA tournament. Everybody goes into 0:04:50.920 --> 0:04:54.839 the pool. Three hundred and what's sixty three schools get 0:04:54.880 --> 0:04:59.400 to make March Madness. Now, do you start March Madness 0:04:59.400 --> 0:05:01.160 in February just to get it all in? I don't. 0:05:01.200 --> 0:05:03.920 I don't know how that works because March Madness used 0:05:03.960 --> 0:05:06.159 the ends in April as well, so you might be 0:05:06.240 --> 0:05:09.120 taken up the end of February through March and then 0:05:09.400 --> 0:05:12.359 early April. But we'll talk to coach Cowell about that 0:05:12.440 --> 0:05:15.320 coming up in a little bit. Eight seven seven three 0:05:15.400 --> 0:05:18.160 d P Show email address DP at Dan Patrick dot com, 0:05:18.200 --> 0:05:21.839 Twitter handle at dp's show. Last night, it was the 0:05:21.920 --> 0:05:25.680 Raptors over the Celtics in double overtime. Clippers go up 0:05:25.720 --> 0:05:29.279 three one on the Nuggets, Lakers, Rockets. That's tonight at seven, 0:05:29.960 --> 0:05:33.200 and then you have the Texans in Chiefs, so they're 0:05:33.240 --> 0:05:36.960 they're flexing into an earlier time slot for the Lakers 0:05:36.960 --> 0:05:39.400 and the Rockets being in a bubble. You can do this. 0:05:39.720 --> 0:05:41.960 If this was in Los Angeles, I wonder if they 0:05:41.960 --> 0:05:44.320 would be if this was being played at Staples, if 0:05:44.320 --> 0:05:46.479 they would do it or be able to do it. 0:05:46.520 --> 0:05:50.440 But starts at seven tonight and Texans and then the Chiefs, 0:05:50.640 --> 0:05:52.839 and it's hard to believe the season's kicking off. You know, 0:05:52.880 --> 0:05:55.920 we didn't have any preseason here, but the NFL had 0:05:55.960 --> 0:05:59.000 more time than anybody to observe all the leagues. What 0:05:59.040 --> 0:06:02.800 they did right, they did wrong, And here we are 0:06:02.839 --> 0:06:05.440 with football tonight, the Chiefs against the Texans, and for 0:06:05.480 --> 0:06:07.600 the first time in a long time, the Patriots are 0:06:07.600 --> 0:06:10.280 not looming large over the AFC. I don't have them 0:06:10.279 --> 0:06:14.039 making the playoffs. Tom Brady's gone to Kansas City could 0:06:14.120 --> 0:06:17.560 be the new dynasty. But I started to wonder about this. 0:06:18.240 --> 0:06:20.320 You know that we looked at the Super Bowl and 0:06:20.360 --> 0:06:23.920 we know they were down ten with what seven minutes 0:06:23.920 --> 0:06:27.960 to go. Yeah, they were trailing in all of their 0:06:27.960 --> 0:06:30.520 games in the postseason. They were down twenty four to 0:06:30.600 --> 0:06:34.040 nothing to the Texans, and the one play that should 0:06:34.080 --> 0:06:37.520 stand out in Chief's history as one of the most 0:06:37.680 --> 0:06:42.680 underrated plays in the NFL in NFL history, and I'm 0:06:42.720 --> 0:06:49.080 not overselling this, Daniel Sorensen stopping the fake punt by 0:06:49.120 --> 0:06:51.599 the Texans when the Texans were up twenty four to 0:06:51.720 --> 0:06:55.839 nothing and then I think twenty four to seven. He 0:06:56.000 --> 0:06:57.800 stops them, and it's eight minutes to go in the 0:06:57.839 --> 0:07:00.520 second quarter and he stops them with a fake punt 0:07:01.080 --> 0:07:03.440 and then all of a sudden they score and it 0:07:03.600 --> 0:07:06.560 changed the momentum. So you have that where you're down. 0:07:07.040 --> 0:07:09.320 They were down twenty four to nothing in that game, 0:07:09.800 --> 0:07:12.720 rallied to win. Look at the Super Bowl. They were 0:07:12.760 --> 0:07:16.960 in trouble in the Super Bowl six minutes ago. You're 0:07:17.000 --> 0:07:20.280 down ten and Patrick Mahomes was not playing well at all. 0:07:21.800 --> 0:07:25.800 And you look back on the Patriots dynasty, how many 0:07:25.840 --> 0:07:32.080 times did they win or lose in dramatic fashion? David Tyree, 0:07:33.280 --> 0:07:37.680 Mario Manningham with his catch down the sidelines, and then 0:07:37.720 --> 0:07:40.800 you had Vinitari with a couple of field goals to win, 0:07:42.280 --> 0:07:46.840 Malcolm Butler with the interception. Like when we talk about dynasties, like, 0:07:47.440 --> 0:07:52.360 it's not dominating, they're just winning, they're surviving. You know, 0:07:52.400 --> 0:07:56.800 the Patriots could easily have two less Super Bowls or 0:07:56.840 --> 0:07:59.840 two more Super Bowls. And now we're looking at Kansas 0:08:00.200 --> 0:08:05.680 and say, wow, they're a dynasty. They barely survived and 0:08:05.800 --> 0:08:10.120 they should have lost the Super Bowl because San Francisco 0:08:10.200 --> 0:08:13.760 forgot that Tyreek Hill was the fastest player on the field. 0:08:14.680 --> 0:08:18.440 And that was another one of those plays. That play 0:08:18.920 --> 0:08:22.680 and Sorenson's play against the Texans, those are the two 0:08:22.760 --> 0:08:26.600 that stand out. And Mahomes stayed in there knowing he 0:08:26.640 --> 0:08:29.040 was going to get hit right in the mouth by Bosa, 0:08:29.800 --> 0:08:32.040 and he hung in there as long as he could. 0:08:32.600 --> 0:08:34.760 I think it was a third and thirteen. So we 0:08:34.840 --> 0:08:38.280 talk about these dynasties and the Chiefs. I don't know 0:08:38.280 --> 0:08:40.840 if they're a dynasty. They could have easily gotten knocked 0:08:40.840 --> 0:08:43.800 out a couple of times in the postseason before they 0:08:43.800 --> 0:08:46.120 got to the Super Bowl. They did have a good 0:08:46.120 --> 0:08:50.040 offseason because they were able to give the contract extension 0:08:50.040 --> 0:08:52.720 to Mahomes. I love that they brought in Clyde Edwards 0:08:52.760 --> 0:08:56.640 Hilaire out of LSU, and you start to look they 0:08:56.679 --> 0:08:59.600 know that their competition is going to be Baltimore. Maybe 0:08:59.600 --> 0:09:02.400 another team emerges, but they had a lot of things 0:09:02.440 --> 0:09:05.440 go right for them last year. I don't know if 0:09:05.480 --> 0:09:09.600 anybody is thinking or was thinking dynasty last year, but 0:09:10.520 --> 0:09:14.720 we could be talking about this today where the Super 0:09:14.760 --> 0:09:18.320 Bowl champion forty nine Ers and Jimmy Garoppolo would open 0:09:18.400 --> 0:09:22.120 up the season tonight had they won, and we would 0:09:22.160 --> 0:09:26.160 be looking at the Niners and Jimmy Garoppolo completely different. 0:09:27.160 --> 0:09:30.360 And then would we be looking at maybe Kansas City 0:09:30.440 --> 0:09:35.400 still being a dynasty. If San Francisco gives Raheem most 0:09:35.679 --> 0:09:41.840 the ball on second down in five, they run the clock. 0:09:42.440 --> 0:09:47.320 The clock was your friend there and the Chiefs weren't 0:09:47.320 --> 0:09:53.880 stopping Mostar, so it was like it small things. If 0:09:53.960 --> 0:09:56.640 Chris Jones doesn't get his hand up and knock the 0:09:56.679 --> 0:10:03.720 pass down, San Francisco winds as mahomes the face of 0:10:03.760 --> 0:10:06.319 the sport if he doesn't win and doesn't look good 0:10:06.600 --> 0:10:10.480 and get a half a billion dollars. So before we 0:10:10.559 --> 0:10:12.960 go all in on Kansas City and go they got 0:10:13.000 --> 0:10:16.760 it all figured out. Future is great. It appears that way. 0:10:17.040 --> 0:10:20.760 You got a great tight end, couple of dangerous wide receivers, 0:10:21.080 --> 0:10:24.400 you got an electric rookie running back. There you got 0:10:24.440 --> 0:10:29.920 Andy Reid, still got a good offensive line. Defenses is good, 0:10:31.080 --> 0:10:36.079 you know, good enough. So before we want to I think, 0:10:36.120 --> 0:10:38.560 put that rubber stamp and go there's your next dynasty. 0:10:39.880 --> 0:10:44.040 Maybe it is, but understand that these dynasties, it's very 0:10:44.160 --> 0:10:47.480 fragile as far as if you don't have the tuck roll, 0:10:48.480 --> 0:10:51.400 if they don't impose that bogus tuck roll with Brady 0:10:51.440 --> 0:10:55.000 against the Raiders and Charles Woodson, then Vinetary doesn't kick 0:10:55.040 --> 0:10:58.360 the field goal to send them to a Super Bowl. 0:11:00.640 --> 0:11:04.400 Vinetary winning a couple of Super Bowls, what if he 0:11:04.480 --> 0:11:09.280 misses miss is one of the two. So when you 0:11:09.320 --> 0:11:12.920 look back and you go, gosh that they were a dynasty, 0:11:13.400 --> 0:11:16.080 you know, in our modern definition of a dynasty, they are. 0:11:17.559 --> 0:11:23.400 But they barely won games, barely lost games, and Kansas 0:11:23.440 --> 0:11:26.720 City could have easily flamed out early in the postseason. 0:11:26.840 --> 0:11:29.720 But you know with that we have Kansas City against 0:11:29.760 --> 0:11:33.200 the Texans. If you're Bill O'Brien, head coach of the Texans, 0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:38.400 do you show the game footage from last year's meeting 0:11:38.480 --> 0:11:42.920 with the Chiefs. Do you start the tape at twenty 0:11:42.960 --> 0:11:48.960 four nothing or do you stop at twenty four to nothing. Yeah, 0:11:49.120 --> 0:11:51.160 because that's where you go in and you'd go, oh, 0:11:51.240 --> 0:11:54.520 we got to watch game film from last year? Oh 0:11:54.520 --> 0:11:57.480 do we have to? Because I don't want you to 0:11:57.480 --> 0:12:00.360 walk it out with your you know, this glazed over 0:12:00.880 --> 0:12:04.440 look like, oh my god, what does happen? Because it'll 0:12:05.040 --> 0:12:09.240 if it's not already inside you. I mean, that is painful. 0:12:10.040 --> 0:12:13.040 And then I go back to the Patriots against the 0:12:13.120 --> 0:12:17.040 Atlanta Falcons. If the Falcons run the ball three times, 0:12:19.520 --> 0:12:24.240 they're going to win the Super Bowl. And they threw 0:12:24.280 --> 0:12:28.520 the ball and then Matt Ryan gets sacked, and then 0:12:28.520 --> 0:12:33.280 all of a sudden, everybody said the same thing, Patriots 0:12:33.280 --> 0:12:35.920 going to win another super Bowl. And you know what, 0:12:36.600 --> 0:12:39.559 the Falcons knew the Patriots were going to win another 0:12:39.600 --> 0:12:47.280 super Bowl. They had time and they had tom. But 0:12:47.400 --> 0:12:50.800 that's how close it is too. You could win, you 0:12:50.800 --> 0:12:54.720 could lose. And I think we think dynasties is you 0:12:54.800 --> 0:12:59.760 beat everybody by two touchdowns and it's not. I mean, 0:12:59.760 --> 0:13:03.000 there are teams that have gone through history. I don't 0:13:03.040 --> 0:13:06.559 think the Cowboys, you know they had the game against 0:13:06.600 --> 0:13:09.400 Buffalo or no, they blew them out too. I don't 0:13:09.440 --> 0:13:11.680 know if the Cowboys with their three three year run. 0:13:12.080 --> 0:13:15.520 Were those Super Bowls close at all? Because they probably 0:13:15.559 --> 0:13:17.920 weren't Green Bay Packers when they won their first two 0:13:17.960 --> 0:13:24.000 Super Bowls. Those games weren't close. But I think Dallas 0:13:24.080 --> 0:13:28.280 roughed up just about everybody. If I'm not mistaken, there 0:13:28.960 --> 0:13:32.600 is that right mclubbing. I believe so was the first 0:13:32.640 --> 0:13:34.480 one might have been a little close. I can't even 0:13:34.559 --> 0:13:38.640 remember remember there was a one. Uh god, I don't know, Okay, 0:13:38.720 --> 0:13:42.400 but the Broncos, yeah they were fodder, Yes they were. 0:13:42.440 --> 0:13:44.920 Guest boy. I'm watching back the clips from the Houston 0:13:44.960 --> 0:13:48.319 Texans KANCI Chiefs last year, and Houston's up twenty four 0:13:48.520 --> 0:13:51.400 zero in the second quarter. The defensive backs on the 0:13:51.400 --> 0:13:54.840 Houston sidelines are dancing around or waving towels. They're laughing 0:13:54.880 --> 0:13:57.120 at each other and having fun, and it's like they 0:13:57.120 --> 0:13:58.960 don't know what's coming, but we do. When you're watching 0:13:59.000 --> 0:14:01.280 the replay, there's this big truck about to be unleased. 0:14:01.320 --> 0:14:03.480 It's gonna roll down hill on you. I'd better sitting 0:14:03.480 --> 0:14:06.720 there and dancing around. But nothing worse than the Falcon 0:14:06.880 --> 0:14:10.760 sidelines when they're up twenty eight to three and the 0:14:10.840 --> 0:14:13.840 mics are on NFL Films is picking up the audio, 0:14:14.040 --> 0:14:17.480 the ambiance sound, and that came back to hunt you. 0:14:17.559 --> 0:14:19.680 Yeah see, I love I forget who it is. But 0:14:19.720 --> 0:14:23.880 the Mohammed Sanu is like, oh man, we're good. We 0:14:23.880 --> 0:14:26.400 gotta end the guy next one. Gonnah, Man, that's Tom Brady. 0:14:26.440 --> 0:14:28.560 I know. He's like, don't say that. Don't say that, 0:14:28.560 --> 0:14:31.080 that's Tom Brady. No, No, we're good. We're good by 0:14:31.520 --> 0:14:35.400 no day, dude, don't say that. That was the only 0:14:35.480 --> 0:14:37.720 voice of reason on the sidelines because you're up twenty 0:14:37.720 --> 0:14:39.480 eight to three and you're like, we're gonna win the 0:14:39.520 --> 0:14:43.400 Super Bowl. Yeah, I'm mclov we're having a side argument here. Uh, 0:14:43.840 --> 0:14:46.160 there's no way the Texans were coming out of that 0:14:46.320 --> 0:14:48.680 game with a win or even a cover. I thought like, 0:14:48.800 --> 0:14:51.320 even though it's twenty four nothing, the Niners obviously could 0:14:51.320 --> 0:14:53.600 have won, definitely could have won. But did it feel like, 0:14:53.640 --> 0:14:56.200 no matter what happened, the Chiefs were winning that Texans game. 0:14:56.240 --> 0:14:59.200 I don't know why. Maybe that's Monday morning quarterback. Well 0:14:59.240 --> 0:15:01.960 it was twenty four to nothing. I and you have 0:15:02.040 --> 0:15:05.320 Deshaun Watson, like, I have to be respectful to that team. 0:15:05.360 --> 0:15:07.520 I'm not big on Bill O'Brien as their coach, but 0:15:08.040 --> 0:15:11.480 they were up twenty four to nothing. You knew Kansas 0:15:11.480 --> 0:15:13.920 City would come back because they had some firepower. I 0:15:13.960 --> 0:15:17.280 didn't know if the Chiefs defense could step up because 0:15:17.320 --> 0:15:19.960 that was the big difference to me. I expected the 0:15:20.000 --> 0:15:23.880 Chiefs offense to be great. I just didn't know if 0:15:24.200 --> 0:15:28.160 the tight or the Texans defense was going to be formidable, 0:15:28.200 --> 0:15:30.360 Like were they going to be able to play defense? 0:15:30.400 --> 0:15:32.800 And were they going to score more points here? Because 0:15:32.880 --> 0:15:35.600 the Chiefs had to step up and the Chiefs defense 0:15:35.600 --> 0:15:39.400 stepping up when they needed to, that was the difference here. 0:15:39.680 --> 0:15:42.160 And I expected Mahomes to put up points. Yeah, mcclub. 0:15:42.320 --> 0:15:44.240 Is there any chance the Texans have a bit of 0:15:44.520 --> 0:15:48.320 a revenge game tonight? Like it's a little late for revenge, 0:15:48.480 --> 0:15:50.880 but nobody's taught, you know, nobody's talking about the Texans 0:15:50.960 --> 0:15:53.800 is even competing tonight? Is there any way even after 0:15:53.840 --> 0:15:56.560 lousy Hopkins that like they shocked the world because you 0:15:56.600 --> 0:15:58.480 know how these opening night games are there, they're a 0:15:58.480 --> 0:16:01.600 little wonky. Well, they can win now, but to win 0:16:01.640 --> 0:16:05.360 a game in September as not a revenge match. But 0:16:05.440 --> 0:16:08.800 if you win in January, that's a revenge match when 0:16:08.840 --> 0:16:11.520 it really means something. This is just the season opener, 0:16:12.680 --> 0:16:16.360 and they're probably gonna look sluggish. You know. I don't 0:16:16.360 --> 0:16:19.120 know if it's the offenses that don't look great to 0:16:19.240 --> 0:16:23.680 start out with because there's no preseason there, but I'm 0:16:23.720 --> 0:16:28.720 gonna guess we have some raggedy football coming up this weekend. Yeah. Point, 0:16:29.160 --> 0:16:31.960 you brought up the forty nine ers. They had the 0:16:32.000 --> 0:16:35.760 ball on first and ten, up twenty to ten against 0:16:35.760 --> 0:16:37.400 the Chiefs. They give the lot of moster to get 0:16:37.440 --> 0:16:45.480 six yards in completion. Yeah, and then in completion ye. Man, 0:16:45.800 --> 0:16:49.760 the clock is your friend, and most it was great, 0:16:50.920 --> 0:16:53.560 and it just felt like, you, this is what their 0:16:53.680 --> 0:16:59.400 success is predicated on running the football. And if you 0:16:59.480 --> 0:17:02.320 have to have Jimmy Garoppolo throw a pass, okay, but 0:17:02.440 --> 0:17:06.439 at least he's ben he benefits from you know, third 0:17:06.480 --> 0:17:11.879 and four, second and five. But in that situation, I 0:17:11.920 --> 0:17:14.400 don't want to throw the football. It actually happened twice. 0:17:14.440 --> 0:17:15.880 It happened with ten minutes left in the game. They're 0:17:15.920 --> 0:17:18.359 up ten. Most of it runs for six yards on 0:17:18.400 --> 0:17:21.360 first down. Then they're up twenty to seventeen with six 0:17:21.400 --> 0:17:23.560 minutes to go in the game. Most are it runs 0:17:23.560 --> 0:17:27.720 for five yards on first down incomplete pass incomplete pass punt. Yeah, 0:17:28.880 --> 0:17:33.240 and that was it. That was it. Yeah, So you 0:17:33.320 --> 0:17:36.440 look at these moments and go back to that fake 0:17:36.560 --> 0:17:40.600 punt because if they don't, if they don't punt it, 0:17:40.640 --> 0:17:43.520 I mean, you know, you put Kansas. The momentum shift 0:17:43.880 --> 0:17:46.600 was so strange. It was tangible on the field. When 0:17:46.600 --> 0:17:49.240 you're watching, You're going, why did they just have a 0:17:49.280 --> 0:17:52.560 fake punt? It was one of those where everything was 0:17:52.600 --> 0:17:56.320 going right and they had another opportunity where they could 0:17:56.320 --> 0:17:58.880 have gone up twenty eight to nothing, but they kicked 0:17:58.880 --> 0:18:03.479 a field go instead. Oh, it's like, what's the uh 0:18:04.000 --> 0:18:09.280 the Lindsey Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis the body switch movie. 0:18:09.320 --> 0:18:13.720 The two teams switched. Yeah, what is that movie? Freaky Friday? 0:18:15.560 --> 0:18:18.159 I act like I didn't know Freaky Friday? Is that 0:18:18.200 --> 0:18:21.639 what it is? There? Yes? Yeah, I think I answered 0:18:21.640 --> 0:18:24.720 too quickly. Are you is it the Parent Trap or 0:18:24.880 --> 0:18:28.679 Freaky Friday? Because there's two? Uh No, I think you're 0:18:28.760 --> 0:18:31.040 right Freaky. I just love that Hollywood keeps going back 0:18:31.040 --> 0:18:33.680 to that. I got an idea for a movie. Yeah, 0:18:33.720 --> 0:18:36.960 they're gonna switch bodies, right. Someone called judge Ryan Hoot 0:18:36.960 --> 0:18:40.000 follow me, follow me on this, Okay, Yeah, there's two 0:18:40.040 --> 0:18:43.720 people and then somehow they switch bodies. Right, you're with me? Yeah, 0:18:43.920 --> 0:18:47.800 I love it? Or thirteen going on thirty, which I 0:18:47.840 --> 0:18:52.600 do love. Who's in that? Uh, Jennifer Garner, Mark Ruffalo 0:18:52.680 --> 0:18:55.160 in the Yeah, Mark Ruffalo is a place her boyfriend. 0:18:55.240 --> 0:18:56.640 If you want to do a whole segment of rom 0:18:56.680 --> 0:19:00.720 comps after nineties Rock Yesterday. Yeah, yes, the Change Up 0:19:00.800 --> 0:19:03.920 right with Ryan Reynolds and Jason Bateman where they were 0:19:04.040 --> 0:19:06.480 in each other's difference in each other's bodies. That was 0:19:06.480 --> 0:19:08.960 there a twenty eleven movie called The Change Up. Yeah, 0:19:08.960 --> 0:19:12.200 I mean I don't remember that, but yeah, Freaky Friday. 0:19:12.440 --> 0:19:14.560 That's kind of what happened with the Chiefs in the 0:19:14.920 --> 0:19:19.080 Texans Yesma Club. Yeah, there's remember there was did you 0:19:19.119 --> 0:19:21.240 go all of the body switch? Kirk Camera and Judge 0:19:21.280 --> 0:19:25.200 Reinhold Fred Savage. They've got at least forty Yeah, you see, 0:19:25.200 --> 0:19:27.399 you didn't watch movies in nineteen ninety four. That was 0:19:27.520 --> 0:19:29.919 I was getting busy, that's all that walk into a 0:19:29.960 --> 0:19:32.720 funhouse on the Coney Island boardwalk. Okay, follow me on 0:19:32.760 --> 0:19:35.760 this right, and they look into a mirror and then 0:19:35.840 --> 0:19:38.480 all of a sudden, well you had Tom Hanks and 0:19:38.560 --> 0:19:44.280 Big where you know, he became a younger version or 0:19:44.320 --> 0:19:47.000 something like that. This program brought you by Legal Zoom. 0:19:47.080 --> 0:19:49.159 Visit legal zoom dot com today to take care of 0:19:49.160 --> 0:19:51.240 the things you need to get done without having to 0:19:51.280 --> 0:19:54.680 leave your home. That's legal zoom dot Com. I loved Big. 0:19:54.840 --> 0:19:59.080 I thought Big was a brilliant movie with you know, 0:19:59.200 --> 0:20:02.520 just the tone of it and Tom Hanks playing a 0:20:03.400 --> 0:20:06.680 little guy, a little boy. Yes. I saw out a 0:20:06.680 --> 0:20:09.480 podcast the other day that Robert DeNiro desperately wanted that 0:20:09.600 --> 0:20:11.720 role in Big, or maybe we talked about it here 0:20:11.800 --> 0:20:13.199 or maybe I heard from one of you guys. Can 0:20:13.200 --> 0:20:15.520 you imagine him in that movie playing the role of 0:20:15.600 --> 0:20:22.280 Tom Hanks? Yeah, no, no, yeah, point yeah. Robert de Niro, Um, 0:20:22.440 --> 0:20:25.080 how he ended up doing like Analyze this is because 0:20:25.119 --> 0:20:26.720 he wanted to do a comedy. He wanted to break 0:20:26.720 --> 0:20:29.800 out from the tough guy mafia roles, and he lobbied 0:20:29.800 --> 0:20:31.480 to be in the movie Big, and they said no, 0:20:31.560 --> 0:20:33.840 and they gave it to Tom Hanks. And then after that, 0:20:33.960 --> 0:20:35.960 de Niro was still pushing to be in a comedy 0:20:36.119 --> 0:20:38.520 and he either did Analyze This or Meet the Fockers 0:20:38.600 --> 0:20:43.960 or something, but he wanted Big Midnight Run, Midnight Midnight Running. 0:20:43.960 --> 0:20:49.560 He was great. That's a great buddy movie. Great. But yeah, 0:20:49.600 --> 0:20:53.800 I thought he deserved an Academy Award nomination for Meet 0:20:53.840 --> 0:20:56.639 the Fockers. He was great in that he was His 0:20:57.320 --> 0:21:02.119 comedic timing was spec jacular. But we don't honor, you know, 0:21:02.280 --> 0:21:04.440 comedy the way we should. And it's the toughest thing 0:21:04.480 --> 0:21:08.280 to do. By the way, nobody is talking about this today, 0:21:08.640 --> 0:21:12.199 I don't think so. We are setting the table for 0:21:12.240 --> 0:21:16.400 other shows fresh off of nineties pop rocks. Yesterday, we're 0:21:16.520 --> 0:21:20.760 leading the show with body Switch movies and then footballs back. 0:21:20.920 --> 0:21:23.840 People who reached out yesterday after the show, all they 0:21:23.880 --> 0:21:26.520 did is send, like, you know, one of their favorite 0:21:26.560 --> 0:21:28.520 bands of the nineties. That's all they would text me. 0:21:29.000 --> 0:21:31.959 I have a good this day in nineties music history. 0:21:32.000 --> 0:21:34.000 By the way, I gotta take a break here. By 0:21:34.040 --> 0:21:36.800 the way, there is football coming up tonight. We will 0:21:36.840 --> 0:21:39.280 talk to Dick Fight Talent. He's got a new book 0:21:39.320 --> 0:21:43.240 out about the Lost season. Lsho's gonna allow fans at games. 0:21:43.280 --> 0:21:46.600 We'll talk about that. The Braves scored twenty nine on 0:21:46.640 --> 0:21:50.359 the Marlins and they won, by the way, but I 0:21:50.400 --> 0:21:52.560 don't know about that. Unwritten rule like are you allowed 0:21:52.600 --> 0:21:54.639 to keep swinging for home runs when you're up like 0:21:54.720 --> 0:21:58.960 twenty four runs? Something like that. I don't know. I'm 0:21:58.960 --> 0:22:01.800 waiting to hear the the purists tell me about that. 0:22:01.920 --> 0:22:04.240 Raptors beating the Celtics and double overtime. We got a 0:22:04.240 --> 0:22:07.160 game seven Clippers up three one on the Nuggets, Lakers, Rockets, 0:22:07.160 --> 0:22:10.400 Tonight Texans Chiefs. We are just getting started. We're back 0:22:10.400 --> 0:22:14.680 after this. In the Dan Patrick Show, DraftKings is ready 0:22:14.720 --> 0:22:17.560 for you. Are you ready for Draft Kings because it's 0:22:17.600 --> 0:22:20.440 time to celebrate kickoff to the football season. 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