Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys Podcast getting slight reactions.
Speaker 2: This podcast all depends on you, baby.
Speaker 3: See that's right. It's Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Slice Time for
Speaker 3: episode three twenty three and before right, and if you
Speaker 3: say it backwards, it's episode three twenty three exactly.
Speaker 1: I'm scary. That's Brodie. Uh. We didn't do a slice time.
Speaker 1: We skipped a slice time. So this this is a
Speaker 1: glut of messages in our machines skip a slice time
Speaker 1: A were talking about, did we well, I'll tell you know.
Speaker 1: We skipped a week so and then no, so we
Speaker 1: we went in order. Brooklyn Boys Slice Time, Brooklyn Boy
Speaker 1: Slice Time, Brooklyn Boy slices. A long time since we
Speaker 1: we are, right, Yeah, it's been a it's been a
Speaker 1: long time, so that we have voicemail to talk back,
Speaker 1: backing up. And by the way, if for some reason
Speaker 1: we don't play yours, it's because it might have been erased.
Speaker 1: No need to leave it again, because I'm sure it's
Speaker 1: probably about the tire package, because that seems to have
Speaker 1: been dominated the conversation. No need to leave that again.
Speaker 1: We could just move forward because, by the way, at
Speaker 1: some point we got to stop marinating in the in
Speaker 1: the in the same three topics slices.
Speaker 3: Scariness doesn't like being beat over the head with a bat.
Speaker 1: But anyway, we we definitely lost a chunk, but that's.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's bat Hey, Yeah, we get a two weeks.
Speaker 3: I'm on day twelve of the flu or whatever this
Speaker 3: is I have. This is the first time I have
Speaker 3: not gotten a flu shot in probably twenty something years,
Speaker 3: and it's kicking my ass.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And again it's not a medical conversation. I'm just saying,
Speaker 3: if anything could have helped this, I wish I had
Speaker 3: one it because it's been a brutal couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: Brutal.
Speaker 3: But thank you all for the birthday wishes, for those
Speaker 3: who wish me happy birthday. If you haven't, it's too late.
Speaker 3: Don't do it now. It's already gone. But I appreciate
Speaker 3: the people that did. It was a coughing, sneezing, wheezing stuff.
Speaker 3: He had fever, so I couldn't rest kind of birthday.
Speaker 3: But I got through it. And then Scary had a
Speaker 3: birthday four days later, as he does every year.
Speaker 4: I did.
Speaker 1: Yesterday was my birthday and I had a great time.
Speaker 1: It was fun.
Speaker 3: A lot of people did the Scary Jones. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: post a picture with Scary and then tag him for
Speaker 3: his birthday. I love that, which I know he likes.
Speaker 3: I did not get any of that, so that's I
Speaker 3: got one from Scary.
Speaker 1: But I gotta say, at what point do I cut
Speaker 1: it off? Because people are now seeing it a day later,
Speaker 1: and they're sending me pictures of me with them today
Speaker 1: in my story, and am I expected? I am expected
Speaker 1: to repost because I posted a few this afternoon. I'm like, wait,
Speaker 1: it's got to stop soon, like and I'm sorry. If
Speaker 1: you get an alert and Facebook, then it's my birthday.
Speaker 1: If you're a Facebook friend of mine, three four days later,
Speaker 1: you have to at least say belated or sorry, I'm late,
Speaker 1: but I hope you had a good birthday.
Speaker 3: You can't say happy birthday four days later. It already happened. Yeah,
Speaker 3: your wishes for my birthday don't count. It already happened.
Speaker 3: If I have a happier don't have a happy it's
Speaker 3: too late. Hey, the fact that you think of me,
Speaker 3: I'm okay with it.
Speaker 1: Say birthday. I don't care about belated.
Speaker 3: Which I just say, I hope you had happy birthday.
Speaker 3: But you have to acknowledge you four days lately. Come on,
Speaker 3: I'm happy they just remembered, So say happy birthday to
Speaker 3: me next week.
Speaker 1: I'm good. You just told people not to No no, no,
Speaker 1: you could no no no that the picture part. Then
Speaker 1: you could say happy birth If someone comes to me
Speaker 1: on February eleventh and says happy birthday, I'm not going
Speaker 1: to be offended.
Speaker 3: What if it's a picture of you on February eleventh
Speaker 3: from like five years ago. No, I'm not going to
Speaker 3: celebrating the anniversary of the picture. Yeah, but I won't
Speaker 3: be posting.
Speaker 1: It past today. That's it. I'm done. I'm not I
Speaker 1: can't repost people you know that are sending me stuff today,
Speaker 1: but I will, I will acknowledge you. But anyway, all right, okay,
Speaker 1: I have to.
Speaker 3: Put up like a hundred pictures of the two of
Speaker 3: us together and tag you in AI. All right, Well,
Speaker 3: we have a glut of these to get through. But
Speaker 3: first of all, but we have some portant important announcements
Speaker 3: to make. First of all, the microphone button. Can we
Speaker 3: talk about the microphone button? So yeah, that's so. I
Speaker 3: reached out to the big the biggie wiggities over at
Speaker 3: the iHeartRadio app, and this is what I was told.
Speaker 3: If you are missing the talk back button, just go
Speaker 3: to recently played or search for the podcast and it
Speaker 3: will reappear. So if you're locked into the podcast, you
Speaker 3: haven't backed out of it and gone back in or
Speaker 3: reset again, go to your recently played or search for
Speaker 3: Brooklyn Boys and then when the search results come up,
Speaker 3: then click on it.
Speaker 1: That's very important.
Speaker 3: Also, there's an update coming, I guess for iPhones because
Speaker 3: Andrew doesn't have this problem. But the problem should be
Speaker 3: fixed sometime this week, which is the week of the third.
Speaker 3: You should get an update to fix the problem. Also,
Speaker 3: always update your Heart radio app when it offers you to,
Speaker 3: please do that because then, yeah, a lot of bugs
Speaker 3: and fixes and things are in there. Also, I reached
Speaker 3: out to the same big muckety MUCKs at I Heart
Speaker 3: and I said, hey, we've gotten some complaints because Scary
Speaker 3: Jones asked our listeners to go on the iHeart Radio
Speaker 3: app and leave us a good review and a five
Speaker 3: star rating. That's a four point six right, And I said,
Speaker 3: I don't see a place to do that. And a
Speaker 3: lot of people DM, including Daz and a bunch of
Speaker 3: other people. They said they couldn't find that ability. I said, hey,
Speaker 3: did we lose that in the last update and is
Speaker 3: it coming back to which I was reminded that's never
Speaker 3: been an option in the iHeart Radio app. You've never
Speaker 3: been able to review the podcast. You've never been able
Speaker 3: to give a star rating or leave any kind of review.
Speaker 3: So when Scary told you we have a four point
Speaker 3: six and then gave you a mission to go and review, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 1: It was fool's gold.
Speaker 3: It's not an option in the iHeart Radio app. Among
Speaker 3: all the great things that iHeart Radio does, giving you
Speaker 3: the option to leave a review as impossible. So when
Speaker 3: Scary said we have a four point six, that's right news?
Speaker 3: What app was I looking at? Come on, can we
Speaker 3: get to the point. We got so much to play here?
Speaker 3: The point is you fucked up?
Speaker 5: Brother?
Speaker 1: Nope, four point point six was it was? It was
Speaker 1: I looking at Spotify.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you say that you're watching a
Speaker 3: baseball game and tell me the Jets lost that, he
Speaker 3: doesn't work that It wasn't Apple, Apple, You were talking
Speaker 3: about iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1: We need better, we need right, Okay, but give me
Speaker 1: the answer.
Speaker 3: Don't just give me a problem a new solution where
Speaker 3: how could I possibly know what you could have been
Speaker 3: looking at the deezer it was or streamcast or stream
Speaker 3: it was one of the major ones. Box, I don't
Speaker 3: know what you were looking I'll tell you what ones
Speaker 3: Audio Boom, I don't know. It wasn't Apple, iHeart Radio
Speaker 3: the company you work for, right well, you work Fireheart Media.
Speaker 3: But the point is the app that we that we
Speaker 3: have a deal with, We're on the contract.
Speaker 1: We're exhausting me. I'm exhausting you.
Speaker 3: I want you to apologize now to all the slide
Speaker 3: and I'm gonna make it.
Speaker 1: We're gonna, we're gonna.
Speaker 3: We're gonna figure this out where I saw the four
Speaker 3: point six and we'll get after. We'll get after, apologize,
Speaker 3: apologize all the people that went looking our talkbacks here
Speaker 3: we go all.
Speaker 6: Right that way, Rock and Steve over there, Nicle and say, uh,
Speaker 6: I kind.
Speaker 1: Of dig the new iHeart app. I like to look, wiggle,
Speaker 1: I like to talk. That makes me jiggle.
Speaker 7: I think it's a better, better thing and better.
Speaker 5: Look than the old one.
Speaker 1: And it's pretty much the same.
Speaker 6: Other than that, I think bunds of different spots things
Speaker 6: like that, But it's still other.
Speaker 1: All right, the reviews are coming in. They're positive.
Speaker 3: Positive talk back from Rock and Steve over there with.
Speaker 1: The new iHeartRadio apps updated today.
Speaker 8: You leave from the box over there calling about coming
Speaker 8: in about the Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 9: I think my favorite was.
Speaker 10: Falling Rock Barly that that year.
Speaker 1: Are those guys?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think that was funny.
Speaker 9: I'm not even I was older at that time, so
Speaker 9: it's not my developmental time years.
Speaker 12: You know.
Speaker 9: That's what I like.
Speaker 13: Over there, Keep on rocking out for.
Speaker 1: Now, thank you? Yeah? All right, all right, everyone loves
Speaker 1: one has their own era.
Speaker 14: Heavy float jew here.
Speaker 1: You got me on that one, Brodie. All right, you
Speaker 1: need to reference what you're talking about. Oh, because you
Speaker 1: said heavy flowed you. Oh you called so flowed you
Speaker 1: the heavy flowed jew. I'm I'm yeah in regards to something. Yeah, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the context.
Speaker 15: All right, heavy flowed you here, Brodie, just heard you
Speaker 15: in the VEMO note.
Speaker 16: I put the.
Speaker 15: Fucking put paths with the with the little tear dropping
Speaker 15: red the blood.
Speaker 1: Go get me.
Speaker 5: Looking boys.
Speaker 17: Crack Jersey latest talk back episode, talking about.
Speaker 18: The spot tires and Scary says here we go, Well,
Speaker 18: it's just.
Speaker 17: A detail that I forgot to tell you about the
Speaker 17: run tires.
Speaker 8: Details matter, Scary details.
Speaker 19: Is the reason why people.
Speaker 5: Are pouring on on you.
Speaker 20: You didn't give it a detail.
Speaker 21: That it's a fucking run flot.
Speaker 16: Next time, understand details.
Speaker 1: Fuck, he's got a valid point.
Speaker 22: Moving on, I swear it is ridiculous where they moved
Speaker 22: the microphone on the iHeartRadio app and not being able
Speaker 22: to find it. I spent a good amount of time
Speaker 22: until I heard the talkbacks this week on where to
Speaker 22: find it. Thank you iHeart for making it harder for us.
Speaker 22: People who want to leave talkbacks can't leave talkbacks because
Speaker 22: you have to do a through. You have to go
Speaker 22: azybs two things, Thank you?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 23: Cut testing cunt one, cunt two, cunt three, cunt?
Speaker 1: Okay, is that just gratuitous? Where are we going?
Speaker 24: Well?
Speaker 1: No, where was she going with that? What was she reading?
Speaker 1: Hold on, let me read the transcript of that. Nope,
Speaker 1: it's just she's counting numbers and using the C words.
Speaker 1: She went like she did like fifteen of them. All right,
Speaker 1: really fifteen, that's a lot of Okay, she's back again
Speaker 1: on the next one. I'm reading ahead, and I'm reading ahead.
Speaker 1: We don't need all those good See first all AI
Speaker 1: picks up on this stuff, and then they're gonna give
Speaker 1: us like a freaking like a some kind of rating
Speaker 1: that's like an X rating or our rating.
Speaker 3: We don't need that, can't they can't rate us on
Speaker 3: the radio app. This is no way to do that.
Speaker 1: No AI hio, no AI wall back. No, they'll put
Speaker 1: it in a different category that we're obscene. Look at this.
Speaker 1: She does it again. Reggie, stop it with with the
Speaker 1: C word. She says that I like the word. See,
Speaker 1: I have a transcript. I could see what it is
Speaker 1: ahead of time. We're gonna say that's a new feature.
Speaker 1: Now we have home. Yes, I could see ahead of time.
Speaker 23: All right, k book boys kit from being sure Luke
Speaker 23: is homesleeping. So I don't know scared. When you said
Speaker 23: your nephew Lucas, I thought this kid was seven years
Speaker 23: old or something like. I can't believe he's fourteen years old.
Speaker 2: But you said you got in that.
Speaker 23: SOHO speaker like, what's seven year old? Wants a speaker
Speaker 23: should clarified he said he was fourteen.
Speaker 3: I'm like, dtails, I'm.
Speaker 25: We're getting old.
Speaker 1: We are Lucas fourteen and he should have liked it.
Speaker 1: You know what he did. He actually returned it and
Speaker 1: bought a Phillips Sonicare toothbrush and a an electric shaver.
Speaker 1: So electric shave. What kind of dork trades in?
Speaker 26: Uh?
Speaker 1: A son no speaker for a toothbrush? My nephew Lucas.
Speaker 9: Hey there, Brooklyn boys, this is Peter Culling from the
Speaker 9: three h five Uh listening to episode three twenty one.
Speaker 9: You're talking about the backronyms. And I just saw a
Speaker 9: meme that newspaper stands for north east, west, south, past
Speaker 9: and present event record.
Speaker 14: In my life?
Speaker 27: Have I heard of this backronym?
Speaker 28: Have you?
Speaker 2: Guys?
Speaker 1: No, it's no, it's cute. No, but that is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: That's that is the ridiculous, perfect example of a backronym.
Speaker 1: Just making sure that.
Speaker 25: Bernie.
Speaker 1: Who Laura from Connecticut? Okay, I didn't hear. I was
Speaker 1: just saying this, Hey, guys, newspaper.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was today years old. Mind blown, yes, mind blown,
Speaker 3: mind blown by.
Speaker 1: The fake meaning.
Speaker 18: Hey, guys, Laura from Connecticut, brody about the water. If
Speaker 18: my friend's driving me, We're going somewhere and he says, hey,
Speaker 18: can you get a bottle of water? She says Hey,
Speaker 18: can you give aottle of water. I'm not going to
Speaker 18: ask for the money. They're spending money.
Speaker 29: And gas driving Again, I don't think it should have
Speaker 29: been such a big issue.
Speaker 18: But you just want someone to tell you thank you
Speaker 18: for getting the water.
Speaker 29: So hey, Rody, thank you for getting the water.
Speaker 1: He just wants the same coming from you. But I
Speaker 1: appreciate it. Put some spec on it. That's it.
Speaker 29: Hey, guys, Laura from Connecticut again, as for the tires, scary,
Speaker 29: you're probably paying about five thousand dollars for your lease,
Speaker 29: which is probably about four years for the tire plan.
Speaker 29: That's pretty expensive because even living in New York, which
Speaker 29: I grew up in New York, I only got a
Speaker 29: flat tire one time, and you are paying way too
Speaker 29: much money for that.
Speaker 18: Even if you get a flat, you can fix it,
Speaker 18: you're paying too much.
Speaker 1: Yep, all right, next next lease, I won't get the
Speaker 1: tire package. It was a one time fee.
Speaker 24: Michael Michael John from Elmhurst Queen's Scary.
Speaker 20: I was gonna rip you a new one for episode
Speaker 20: three twenty two in the Times, but now I'm just
Speaker 20: gonna bitch about the fact that you took the wind
Speaker 20: out of my sales by leaving out the fact that
Speaker 20: they were run flass. So it's important, Like I was,
Speaker 20: I re recorded, like I'm still beside myself trending some
Speaker 20: comments on it, like holy shit, oh my god, that
Speaker 20: was okay, Yeah, I feel the same.
Speaker 4: You were talking about the fact that, like, oh, I
Speaker 4: drive into Jersey sitting and I see pobos all the time.
Speaker 23: So you're called to book the boys.
Speaker 4: And I'm for sure that most of us also live
Speaker 4: in the Five Boroughs what is called?
Speaker 30: You got mad Brooklyn that.
Speaker 17: From ross Over And I'm sure, but I can live
Speaker 17: somewhere in New York also, and I drive them all
Speaker 17: over damn place.
Speaker 4: And I don't change my tires over a nail. I
Speaker 4: get it patched. If I already passed it, then I'll
Speaker 4: change my tire.
Speaker 1: Holy okay. And by the way, don't assume we're just
Speaker 1: a podcast of the Five Borrows. We have people listening
Speaker 1: all over the country, right.
Speaker 3: So yeah, but the point was that we drive in
Speaker 3: the Five Borrows and we drive in New Jersey.
Speaker 1: Well, how to paint the picture for those who didn't know,
Speaker 1: All right, what do we got done on here?
Speaker 5: Being from Ohio? Say, guys, TikTok switched out word and
Speaker 5: Meta and Facebook. That's freezing my idea all the day.
Speaker 26: Limit arend Gond testing one two three, testing one two.
Speaker 1: Three, like how he talk's not part of meta? I
Speaker 1: don't know what that was about. And they're using they're
Speaker 1: using our podcast platform to test their microphone too, and
Speaker 1: say the C word.
Speaker 26: What a combination lay from Ohio scary. You've been hilario
Speaker 26: the last few weeks after your vacation. Hilarious the whole
Speaker 26: main channel. You guys are kicking your snort and that cocaine.
Speaker 26: I can see it, I can hear it.
Speaker 31: Hilarious. And for Brodie, I'll just pray for you, bro
Speaker 31: I'll just pray for you, Broo.
Speaker 1: He's on se Why is he praying for me? I
Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe he feels to know about my flu,
Speaker 1: so he couldn't be praying for me. You're a sorry soul.
Speaker 26: Yeah, leaning from a high, So greg T you.
Speaker 31: Scary?
Speaker 26: Talking about Greg T just needed to take a deep
Speaker 26: breath and realize he's an adult. He still acts like
Speaker 26: he's twelve. I don't know what happened in his life,
Speaker 26: but he really needs to slow down because the way
Speaker 26: his wife talks to him crazy. He just needs a
Speaker 26: slow down.
Speaker 13: Like you.
Speaker 1: I would say you speed up a little bit. He
Speaker 1: just slowed down. T is find the way he is.
Speaker 3: If he's happy, he's happy. That's all we care about.
Speaker 32: Hey, Brooklyn boys, MJ from NJ.
Speaker 2: Listen this this.
Speaker 32: iHeart app. I can't deal with this anymore.
Speaker 33: It can't be just me.
Speaker 32: I'm sorry the microphone button. I don't know where it went.
Speaker 32: This is your mouth light way about the restaurant thing
Speaker 32: about taking a dump three twenty two. Yeah, I agree
Speaker 32: with Scary. I'm sorry, Brodie, I love you, but all right,
Speaker 32: I know you're gonna go back. But still, I know
Speaker 32: I would have ordered something. I know you had to wait,
Speaker 32: but oh well you have to all right.
Speaker 7: Part two.
Speaker 32: I've done that before where I had to use a
Speaker 32: bathroom and the guy stopped me. He's like, you didn't
Speaker 32: order anything, and I'm like, oh shit, and I had
Speaker 32: to do that. But yep, I do agree with Scary.
Speaker 32: I know I just repeated myself. Anyway, Well, I hope
Speaker 32: you guys have a good week. And I got to
Speaker 32: figure this microphone button thing. I don't think it's making
Speaker 32: fun of me. It can't just be me.
Speaker 34: I did upload, you know, I updated the app, but
Speaker 34: I don't know.
Speaker 5: It's crazy.
Speaker 32: Bye, guys, all right.
Speaker 1: I wonder if she ever found the microphone to leave
Speaker 1: talk packs. I don't know. It's a mystery.
Speaker 30: Hey, guys, Nanda's from Puerto Rico. I was listening episode
Speaker 30: three twenty two and you were talking about putting you
Speaker 30: on the first lot of the new iHeart Update. I
Speaker 30: just wanted to tell you that you guys are the
Speaker 30: only podcast I listened, the only one.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank you. We're honored. Wow, thank you.
Speaker 1: I am touched.
Speaker 3: You're not missing out anything. We're the only podcast.
Speaker 30: Don't follow any podcasts. I don't listen to any other podcasts.
Speaker 30: You are the only one. The first episode I listened
Speaker 30: was one that Brody was talking about how he got
Speaker 30: stood up on an AMC theater and started giving tickets
Speaker 30: to people, and that made me last so hard that
Speaker 30: I had to follow you guys listen from episode zero
Speaker 30: till today.
Speaker 5: I love you, guys.
Speaker 1: Thank you, very very cool, Thank you, we appreciate you.
Speaker 14: Hey, brooken boys, what if it's boy Asian Mike? Yeah,
Speaker 14: so recall the dishwasher and my comment about Asians not
Speaker 14: using dishwasher. If you do a search on YouTube for
Speaker 14: a fresh off the boat dishwasher, it was from season three,
Speaker 14: episode fifteen.
Speaker 1: Take a look at that. It'll crack you up. All right, okay,
Speaker 1: we'll do that.
Speaker 28: Hey, you guys, is me Asian?
Speaker 1: Mike Akin?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 14: So scary about your tire package and the for your BMW.
Speaker 14: I think it just only covers if it's a road hazard.
Speaker 14: If it's like unrepairable, then they'll just replace it. If
Speaker 14: it's a repair blew, then they'll just plug it up
Speaker 14: a patch it. Usually if the nails in the sidewalk,
Speaker 14: they won't repair it, they'll have to replace because it
Speaker 14: becomes a road hazard. And uh, for my BMW. The
Speaker 14: I drive also, it's a it's an old model, So
Speaker 14: I do my own wrenching on it to save myself
Speaker 14: some money because if I just brought it, if I
Speaker 14: brought it to a dealership, they'll they're gonna charge me
Speaker 14: like what a.
Speaker 1: Lot more than what the cars were.
Speaker 14: So I decide I'll just do the repairs myself and
Speaker 14: save myself a couple bucks here and there.
Speaker 3: It's okay, good, I'm glad you can do that, right
Speaker 3: I Gary has trouble putting winch or washer fluid.
Speaker 1: In Yeah My Boy podcast.
Speaker 3: If Spearing didn't live in New Jersey where they pump
Speaker 3: the guests for him, he'd have to sell his car
Speaker 3: and get a bike.
Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty much. What was the last time you pumped
Speaker 1: your own guess? Gary? Do you remember how?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, No. I find myself outside of New Jersey often, so.
Speaker 3: I pumped it the last time you were outside of
Speaker 3: New Jersey?
Speaker 28: No?
Speaker 3: No, I pumped my guess probably once every month or
Speaker 3: so month and a half. I put my gas stations
Speaker 3: in Manhattan. So where are you pumping? Asked that you
Speaker 3: don't him on the road? Where you got him.
Speaker 1: On the road? I don't where you going? Wherever I
Speaker 1: am going? I don't know. I'm in Long Island. I
Speaker 1: I'm in Queens. I mean, when was the last time
Speaker 1: you drove to Queens? A Long Island? Not too long ago?
Speaker 3: That's a lot no Queens unless there was a Mets game.
Speaker 1: I put my own gas.
Speaker 3: I've been around, yeah, yeah, you get around, Yeah, I
Speaker 3: get around this guys made about town all right.
Speaker 35: Hey guys, Vinny from Brooklyn. I just realized in the
Speaker 35: talkback episode, Uh, there was somebody head from Ayahwa was
Speaker 35: one of those guys called up and was talking about
Speaker 35: the dishwasher and he says, there's a fork in the
Speaker 35: back of my dishwasher, and I see it there, and
Speaker 35: Scary immediately says it's blind.
Speaker 1: DJ Dan, I don't think he could see that. That's right,
Speaker 1: that's a great point, a good catch.
Speaker 11: By way of.
Speaker 5: I said Funk waiting for a new podcast, I don't
Speaker 5: putting out early.
Speaker 1: Everybody burg gang burg.
Speaker 30: Gag.
Speaker 5: That's right, Baby Philly, thank you New York for blessing.
Speaker 5: I know you'll don't have seen the videos.
Speaker 3: You have seen us falling off the poles and all
Speaker 3: that stuff.
Speaker 14: Philadelphia, Baby, we breed special mutants here.
Speaker 3: Have you heard the Eagles song, the Philly song. We're
Speaker 3: from Philly, we don't give everybody hates us, we don't
Speaker 3: give a fuck.
Speaker 1: But no, I have not heard that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're from Philly. Nobody likes us well, and we
Speaker 3: don't care. We're from fucking Philly. For this one game,
Speaker 3: this giant fan is rooting for the for the.
Speaker 1: Birds because you just don't want the Chiefs to win. Well,
Speaker 1: the is a little piece of it, but mainly because
Speaker 1: I just don't want the Chiefs to win. I don't
Speaker 1: want that. Three Peete, my homes needs to suffer some loss. Well,
Speaker 1: he's lost the Super Bowl. Yeah, he lost against Brady,
Speaker 1: but he needs some No, he didn't.
Speaker 3: He lost in the AFC Championship game against Brady.
Speaker 1: Oh that's right, right. So who do he lose against
Speaker 1: in the Super Bowl? Joe Burrow? No, he beat Rams.
Speaker 1: I don't know whoever it was. Anyway, he needs to
Speaker 1: suffer some pain and some heartache.
Speaker 5: There you go, heybrickleboys.
Speaker 36: Jamie from Gueen's here, Brody.
Speaker 37: He talked about how men are in public bathrooms, and
Speaker 37: you don't know how women are.
Speaker 36: I wish the grossest thing I experienced was someone taking
Speaker 36: a loud shit in a lot of public bathrooms. In
Speaker 36: the stalls, there will be a little garbage can for
Speaker 36: us ladies to put our sanitary items for a certain
Speaker 36: time of the month, And a lot of women aren't
Speaker 36: very good at putting the wrappers for those items in
Speaker 36: the garbage can, and sometimes they don't even put the
Speaker 36: used items in the garbage cans.
Speaker 38: And it's disgusting.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you for that. Jamie. By the way,
Speaker 1: didn't he lose to Brady? In the Super Bowl. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the Buccaneers. The Buccaneers.
Speaker 3: That's why my first instinct, My first instinct was that
Speaker 3: amazing game in twenty nineteen, the AFC Championship game, where
Speaker 3: they were scoring back and forth and back and forth.
Speaker 3: So when I think of Brady, I think of the Patriots.
Speaker 1: I know what you thought. I think I know what
Speaker 1: you thought. You don't even have to explain yourself because
Speaker 1: the Buccaneers. I was right the whole time. Look at that.
Speaker 1: I'm not even a sports but I knew that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thy one to nine.
Speaker 3: If I believe Hey, Brooklyn, boys, you know who this is.
Speaker 36: I don't need to say money.
Speaker 37: You guys are talking about the tip automatically included in
Speaker 37: the bill. A few weeks ago, I went out to
Speaker 37: you with a friend and we were sitting at this
Speaker 37: booth at the place where a twenty percent gratuities automatically included,
Speaker 37: and we had forgotten and we put a tip on
Speaker 37: the bill. Well, the guy ringing up the bill came
Speaker 37: back and pointed it out that the tip was already
Speaker 37: included and we could just take off the extra tip
Speaker 37: that we gave.
Speaker 1: Oh how nice. Oh that's very honest and nice of him.
Speaker 1: I would have given him another few bucks, just would
Speaker 1: be nice. That's right, That's that's very scary.
Speaker 39: Scary Brody is Alice from Philly.
Speaker 40: I'm just calling because today it's Thursday, January there is
Speaker 40: I will always remember that that is Dave Brodie's birthday,
Speaker 40: so have a birthday.
Speaker 34: It's also my birthday.
Speaker 1: So that's how you birthday. Thank you.
Speaker 3: I see that not only does she have a great birthday,
Speaker 3: but she wish feel better.
Speaker 1: You cut. This is January thirtieth. Here comes all the
Speaker 1: David Brody boys.
Speaker 4: Scary.
Speaker 2: You're definitely not a Giants fan if you're rooting for
Speaker 2: the Eagles win the Super Bowl. Okay, yeah, you can
Speaker 2: hate the Chiefs all you want. Blah blah blah. Giants
Speaker 2: fans will not root for the Eagles.
Speaker 1: That's not true.
Speaker 2: Personally, I'm rooting for Saquon to have a fantastic game,
Speaker 2: break whatever record he wants to break, even if it's
Speaker 2: against the Giants last game of the season. But I
Speaker 2: still want the Eagles to lose because they suck. Their fans,
Speaker 2: suck their city, sucks everything about Philadelphia.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Cut.
Speaker 1: See you dropped the C word at the very end.
Speaker 41: There.
Speaker 1: I caught that.
Speaker 34: Very brody, brody, scary Alex from Philly just coming over
Speaker 34: a grease poll in the sports mayhem down here. At
Speaker 34: the end of the day, we just don't like people
Speaker 34: telling us what we can't do. So as soon as
Speaker 34: you say we can't, we're going to do it more.
Speaker 34: But for that kid that pass away, it's a shame,
Speaker 34: and you know, we wish him the best, we wish
Speaker 34: his family the best. But at the end of the day,
Speaker 34: just let us do what we do and stop trying
Speaker 34: to tell us what we can do, because nag is
Speaker 34: guaranteed it's going to happen.
Speaker 5: Go birds, mm.
Speaker 3: Hmmm, laws not according to the last person, by the way,
Speaker 3: that Philly song is to Oma Darlin Clementine. Okay, the
Speaker 3: lyrics are, no one likes us, no one likes us,
Speaker 3: no one likes us, we don't care. We're from Philly,
Speaker 3: fucking Philly, no one likes us, we don't care. I
Speaker 3: think it's it's they're saying it's a Jason Kelsey thing,
Speaker 3: so maybe, uh, maybe he wrote the words that masterpiece,
Speaker 3: but that's definitely the Philadelphia Have you ever been to
Speaker 3: an Eagles games?
Speaker 12: Scary?
Speaker 1: Yeah, remember remember I went to the one with the
Speaker 1: Giants in the playoffs, and they got laughed out of
Speaker 1: the stadium. Oh right, Daniel Jones last season, I don't
Speaker 1: need to be reminded of that massacre.
Speaker 3: I I went to a number of Eagles games when
Speaker 3: they played at the Vet, the old Stadium. The fans
Speaker 3: are as advertised, oh yeah, oh yeah, passionate, oh passionate,
Speaker 3: and and uh all all that, all other words that
Speaker 3: come to mind. God bless them this of their teams.
Speaker 1: A couple of my friends, they wore their Giants gear proudly.
Speaker 1: And I mean it was rather than anger, it was
Speaker 1: more like the Philly the Eagles fans felt bad for
Speaker 1: us because it was such a blowout.
Speaker 3: Well, you know what's interesting about Philly, and then we'll
Speaker 3: move on, is Philly is a very large city, very
Speaker 3: large city, not one of the top three or four.
Speaker 1: So still in the shadows of New York. Sorry, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that.
Speaker 3: But for a city that big, they only have one
Speaker 3: team in each sport, whereas New York has two baseball teams,
Speaker 3: two football teams, three hockey teams, two basketball teams, and
Speaker 3: so the passion is there, but it's not like the
Speaker 3: entire city rallies around one team the way they do
Speaker 3: in Philly or Boston. It only has one team in
Speaker 3: each in each sport.
Speaker 1: I listen, I love Philly, I love traveling there, you know,
Speaker 1: but it does have middle child syndrome.
Speaker 3: It acts like but that's what makes That's what gives
Speaker 3: them their attitude. They're like, we don't need to be
Speaker 3: New York. Fuck New York.
Speaker 1: I get it that.
Speaker 3: There's as You're right, it's it's a. It's a it's
Speaker 3: the fuck the big brother syndrome. Yeah, Boston has it too.
Speaker 3: That's why it makes for a great rivalry with with
Speaker 3: the sports teams and New York is Like New Yorkers
Speaker 3: don't care about Boston or Philly, but Philly and Boston
Speaker 3: care about New York.
Speaker 14: From and why.
Speaker 4: Brody, I was I was thinking about the phone tap
Speaker 4: that you was doing, that you mentioned with the twenty
Speaker 4: two pound turkeys, and I gotta say I would love
Speaker 4: to hear that phone tap again.
Speaker 11: Uh.
Speaker 1: Scary.
Speaker 4: I understand if it's ending like the jingles, we're probably
Speaker 4: never gonna get it. It's gonna fall on because it's important. Scary,
Speaker 4: it's not important, but if you can make that happen scary,
Speaker 4: I will say scary and broke.
Speaker 3: Well, here's what I would say, if you want to
Speaker 3: hear it scary and back me up if I'm wrong.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So they're not going to play my phone taps very
Speaker 3: often on the morning show, but they do play them
Speaker 3: like during holidays. So if you just go to the
Speaker 3: Elvis Dran on demand channel and listen to the episodes
Speaker 3: the week of Thanksgiving, that's what I was gonna say.
Speaker 3: It aired one of those days and you can hear
Speaker 3: it on on the phone tap that day.
Speaker 1: In fact, I don't be I think it's technically actively
Speaker 1: property of the Big Show, so I I it would
Speaker 1: be weird for me to bring it home and play
Speaker 1: it here. It's not really a Broken Boys materials.
Speaker 3: It is an Elvis Terrand Network podcast, so I don't
Speaker 3: think we'd have a problem. Okay, all right, whatever dosiest
Speaker 3: way you can go listen to it is just going
Speaker 3: in Elvistran on demands.
Speaker 1: You can have it right now. You can listen to
Speaker 1: it ten times in a row if you want. There
Speaker 1: you go.
Speaker 42: You know what I mean about I do a funeral?
Speaker 22: Know what I mean?
Speaker 1: I do a question?
Speaker 42: You were saying how the rates rise, But scary said,
Speaker 42: it goes into a fund. And what happens if that
Speaker 42: one goes out of business? So how's another one going
Speaker 42: to honor the prices? Like you made an agreement with
Speaker 42: this one and then it's in a fund. The other
Speaker 42: one is going to charge you the new prices. Now
Speaker 42: I don't get it. You know what I mean, you
Speaker 42: know what I mean.
Speaker 23: You know what I mean.
Speaker 22: You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 9: You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, No, I don't know what you mean.
Speaker 3: Remember we were talking about uh paying for something in advance. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and then if the company goes out of business, what happens.
Speaker 1: There's certain things that you that are fixed and it's
Speaker 1: do I want to go into a detail here. You play,
Speaker 1: you pay for your plot, your space in the ground.
Speaker 1: That is that is a fixed price. You've paid for that. Now,
Speaker 1: you've paid for that, pre paid for that.
Speaker 3: But if you pay for a funeral in advance, you
Speaker 3: pay for it, pay for the cats get out, you
Speaker 3: pay for it.
Speaker 1: Now that's the price. But what if they and the
Speaker 1: Feuder Home goes out of business, doesn't matter. That's why
Speaker 1: it's in a fund and it's neutral and you could
Speaker 1: transfer it to any other place unless the fund goes under. Right,
Speaker 1: the fund will not go under. It's backed by banks,
Speaker 1: financial institutions. All right, you know what I mean?
Speaker 12: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 39: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
Speaker 21: Brody Brody, Brody, Brody Brody three three of the twelve
Speaker 21: eighteen marker. You're here talking about football and all these
Speaker 21: things about football and how everybody's bitching and complaining, and
Speaker 21: yet you mentioned the World Series. Come on, I know
Speaker 21: first rule of crking people.
Speaker 1: Be right. I'm right, You're wrong, Brody?
Speaker 11: What're wrong?
Speaker 1: What am I wrong about?
Speaker 28: Yeah?
Speaker 21: Still still Brody and Scary Danny from Quens.
Speaker 28: How you doing?
Speaker 1: Okay? What what did I did?
Speaker 3: I accidentally say World Series when I'm in Super Bowl?
Speaker 3: I don't remember what I I don't know. I've been
Speaker 3: sick for two week.
Speaker 1: He wasn't specific.
Speaker 43: Brody and scary, never scary and Brody. This is worth
Speaker 43: from CT Brodie a birthday you frugo saw my beachy
Speaker 43: fucking birthdays?
Speaker 1: Dude with money.
Speaker 43: Also that guy in Philly we jumped the pope fucked
Speaker 43: that guy. Man, I don't fuck him. I don't feel
Speaker 43: sorry for he's an idiot. It's just like when you
Speaker 43: jump a fence at a zoom because you want to
Speaker 43: take a selfie with a line and then get surprised
Speaker 43: when the lion mauls you. Oh my god, that's so sad.
Speaker 1: No, he's not said he's a fucking idiot. Place play
Speaker 1: stupid games, win stupid prizes. I guess.
Speaker 3: But you know, there wasn't argue with the line analogy. Listen,
Speaker 3: climbing the pole not the smartest thing in the world
Speaker 3: to do. There was a loss of line when you're
Speaker 3: probably drunk. I mean, but in somebody's kids, how do
Speaker 3: you say, fuck that guy?
Speaker 1: I didn't say that the guy. The guy's dead. Come on, well,
Speaker 1: you know, behave then, I guess is what he's saying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess, all right, he.
Speaker 37: Sha queens again? Last one. I promise.
Speaker 40: Guys were talking about what is something food was that
Speaker 40: you can't do in our culture or where we're from.
Speaker 40: I pose this question to my dad and I'll call
Speaker 40: him Alan from the Bronx, and he said, mayonnaise on
Speaker 40: a hot dog, And I absolutely agree with that.
Speaker 1: Who does that?
Speaker 5: Goustic no way.
Speaker 3: Well, gross, I don't know if anyone does that, but
Speaker 3: these people put mayonnaise on roast beef.
Speaker 1: I'm out, can't do that. Heybrin' worse.
Speaker 44: Hey Brooklyn boys, this is Katie from Cleveland. I think
Speaker 44: it's great that people play in their funerals in advance.
Speaker 44: My aunt has everything paid for for hers. That way,
Speaker 44: when people are grieving, they don't have to think about it.
Speaker 44: My sister passed last July, and it you know, it's rough.
Speaker 44: You don't want to be making well, we had her cremated,
Speaker 44: but if we had to go through all of that,
Speaker 44: I mean, it was already stressful enough, you know, trying
Speaker 44: to figure things out because she lived out of state.
Speaker 44: So it's a courtesy to those who are living.
Speaker 3: I feel your pain, and I agree two percent. Now
Speaker 3: that I've been so scary. Are you all paid up?
Speaker 12: Now?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Your funeral's paid for I mean out, uh my my,
Speaker 3: uh my parking space is paid for. Well that's because
Speaker 3: you father bought up people or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, no, the rest of it, no tbd.
Speaker 34: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And when you can lie, yeh, ask your personal to
Speaker 3: ask your personal question. Yes, this plot that you have
Speaker 3: earmarked for yourself yeah.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 3: Uh, does Robin have a plot next to you?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 3: I mean it's it's a family plot. Oh okay, everybody,
Speaker 3: let's play the next call.
Speaker 23: Yeah.
Speaker 44: And when you're alive, you can make jokes about it.
Speaker 44: You can be like hearted, you're not all like deep
Speaker 44: and grieving emotions and in tears and you know, it's
Speaker 44: just it can be hard to make decisions. So I
Speaker 44: think it's great when people plan ahead when you if
Speaker 44: you want to donate your body to science, you have
Speaker 44: to plan ahead. They will not take you unless you
Speaker 44: have that all set up. And Brody, that's another discount.
Speaker 44: I believe they pay for everything or most, you know,
Speaker 44: funeral costs and all that kind of stuff when you
Speaker 44: donate your body to science.
Speaker 1: Science.
Speaker 3: I like the way she's trying to convince me to
Speaker 3: donate my eyeballs by telling me it's I get a discount.
Speaker 1: She's playing to my cheap arrangels.
Speaker 44: And you guys want to hear some interesting cultural death practices.
Speaker 44: Look Tibetan sky burials. They actually take your body to
Speaker 44: the top of a mountain and there's somebody who chops
Speaker 44: it up and lets all the CROs eat it, so
Speaker 44: that you know your body goes back to where it's from. Okay,
Speaker 44: ask Gandhi about burials in her funeral procedures in India
Speaker 44: to put you on a peer and or pyre and
Speaker 44: whatever wood you can afford. That's what burns your body.
Speaker 44: If you're poor, body parts might go into the Gandhi Okay, all.
Speaker 3: Right, okay, hold on a second seat, am I Why
Speaker 3: do I want animals eating my body to go back
Speaker 3: to where I came from. That's not where I came from.
Speaker 3: I came from my parents' Genitalia. I didn't come from
Speaker 3: some goat eating my meat.
Speaker 1: Tastes like chicken. Some mountain ram eat me, no awfall
Speaker 1: like this tastes. This meat tastes cheap. Fuck you, I'm
Speaker 1: not cheap and give them money.
Speaker 44: And regarding that extra sandwich, yeah, as soon as I
Speaker 44: found out, I would have told uh the people at
Speaker 44: the restaurant.
Speaker 7: So, I mean, look at it, Brodie.
Speaker 44: You might have gotten an extra one, but you said
Speaker 44: you might not even eat it now, So either way
Speaker 44: it's going to go to waste.
Speaker 1: Right, Oh, I ate it.
Speaker 44: You could freeze it, though, I guess I don't know
Speaker 44: how sandwich is tasty after they've been frozen and pull
Speaker 44: them ounta and thaw them and eat them later.
Speaker 1: That's gross. The bread is definitely done for No, it's not.
Speaker 3: You can freeze the sandwich. What are you talking about
Speaker 3: with the bread?
Speaker 1: I think you have. Yeah, and the second one, the
Speaker 1: free one, was more tasty than the first one. I
Speaker 1: paid for it. That's great, terrific.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, by the way, scary. If you're going to die
Speaker 3: and let goats eat, you should die during fourth quarter.
Speaker 3: Scary so they have more to eat.
Speaker 1: You know what, I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't disagree. Though it might be cheap and to
Speaker 3: cut up during second quarter scary.
Speaker 1: I don't disagree. Hey, this is RecA five pounds. You're
Speaker 1: done like twenty five pounds?
Speaker 45: Right?
Speaker 1: You look good? Thank you.
Speaker 12: Hey guys, this is Resa from Wisconsin, recovering from pneumonia.
Speaker 1: So I sound like crap.
Speaker 12: I just want to let you know that the Packers
Speaker 12: have in fact done a three p before, not only once,
Speaker 12: but twice. Otherwise I know nothing about football. It is
Speaker 12: my time to take a nap and occasionally check out
Speaker 12: mister Leffleur.
Speaker 7: So yeah, go Packers and fuck to Bears.
Speaker 1: Okay, there's no way that that happened because this has
Speaker 1: not been done in NFL history. No team has ever
Speaker 1: won three consecutive Super Bowls? Is that right?
Speaker 3: Okay, So what she's referring to is that from nineteen
Speaker 3: twenty nine, nineteen thirty and thirty one, the Packers won
Speaker 3: three championships in a row. The super Bowl was invented
Speaker 3: in what year in nineteen sixty seven, nineteen sixty seven. Yes,
Speaker 3: So what this applies to is nobody's won three Super
Speaker 3: Bowls in a row.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what we said.
Speaker 3: But football teams have won three championships in a row
Speaker 3: because teams won championship, right, That was back with the
Speaker 3: super Bowl era was created.
Speaker 1: With the AFL. The AFL before all that.
Speaker 3: Now, when the NFL started in the twenties, the Packers won,
Speaker 3: I told you nineteen twenty nine, nineteen thirty, nineteen thirty one,
Speaker 3: they did win three championships in a row, but there
Speaker 3: was no super Bowl till nineteen sixty.
Speaker 1: We're talking about the super Bowl era, right.
Speaker 3: But when you say three championships, some people saying championships,
Speaker 3: that's incorrect.
Speaker 1: It's super bowls. I thought we used the word super Bowl.
Speaker 1: But if we didn't, then she's right.
Speaker 3: And by the way, the first two Super Bowls were
Speaker 3: not even super Bowls. They went back and retroactively renamed them.
Speaker 3: What three was the first Super Bowl?
Speaker 1: What were they called? Championship games?
Speaker 42: Roadster Broadmeister Broadhouse got another one for you.
Speaker 7: So this is but this would be better as a tweet.
Speaker 42: I don't do Twitter, but it's in Target. They have
Speaker 42: a signed it says on a product for secret guyn
Speaker 42: Collogs just would recommend, not coll just do recommend, like
Speaker 42: four if ive dentists recommend.
Speaker 5: Just that, they would recommend it.
Speaker 1: Well, if they would, then why don't they right right,
Speaker 1: they haven't yet.
Speaker 3: It's anticipation that they they might. They would if you
Speaker 3: ask them. Nobody's asked them, or they would if you
Speaker 3: paid them.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 38: Hey, hey, Brigham Boys, is Marylynd from Omaha, I and
Speaker 38: listening to episode three twenty three out Angry at the Deli.
Speaker 38: Really you need to pay for that second one. It
Speaker 38: doesn't matter that there was a miscommunication. You're getting a
Speaker 38: free second sandwich, even if you eat it later in
Speaker 38: your conscious No. No, I agree with Scary Love.
Speaker 19: You both.
Speaker 38: Got you, but you shouldn't have done that. Brodie.
Speaker 3: I can't argue with someone with who's that sweet? But
Speaker 3: I don't have to pay for something I didn't order.
Speaker 3: I didn't order it. I didn't want to spend another
Speaker 3: seventeen dollars.
Speaker 1: And you should have handed it back. And it's none
Speaker 1: of your business where it goes after that or what
Speaker 1: they do with it. It's their property, and the story
Speaker 1: no depends on who's telling the story.
Speaker 19: The Brooklyn Boys Podcast, we will be right.
Speaker 1: Back, all right, we're plowing through them. We're getting there, glad.
Speaker 3: I'm glad we went to commercial right there because I
Speaker 3: had a cough so badly.
Speaker 1: Oh, all right, we're still uh, let's see. This is
Speaker 1: also about episode three twenty three Casket Works casket Shopping
Speaker 1: with the cuz I don't see anyone retro talking to
Speaker 1: some retro episodes yet everyone's kind of up to date.
Speaker 19: Broken boys, How you doing this front Colonia?
Speaker 11: Probably?
Speaker 26: I guess you're right that three hundred and fifty two,
Speaker 26: two hundred and whatever were in one sent sound.
Speaker 1: System is not that clear. I also thought scary shit.
Speaker 1: A lot of let us did scary shit. Let us
Speaker 1: scary shed let us. Oh, I don't remember what we
Speaker 1: were talking. Scary sit like this I have no idea.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: All right, but if I thought it, you agree with me,
Speaker 3: then I'm going with it.
Speaker 42: Okay, Broadhead, Scary Basketball Jones.
Speaker 5: I tried leaving a review.
Speaker 3: Per your request.
Speaker 19: I followed you guys on iHeart.
Speaker 42: I usually listen on Apple, but I just go to
Speaker 42: iHeart for the talkbacks.
Speaker 5: But I swear I can't see how.
Speaker 12: To do a review, not a lie.
Speaker 42: I googled it and whatever it says apologized.
Speaker 5: It's really hard to figure out how to leave the review.
Speaker 1: Can you help? Sorry, it's not possible.
Speaker 3: That's why he couldn't find it. We apologize.
Speaker 45: Hey, brooking boys, is Chris calling me from North Carolina.
Speaker 45: I wanted to talk about the tipping situation. So, once
Speaker 45: upon a time ago, I was a pizza delivery boy
Speaker 45: and an order came through to where the customer gave
Speaker 45: me a ten dollar tip on the card.
Speaker 1: So I go and I make the delivery.
Speaker 45: And as I make the delivery, the customer hands me
Speaker 45: a ten dollar bill and I look at her and
Speaker 45: I mentioned, hey, you already tipped me on the card,
Speaker 45: and she says, yeah, I know, but I'm a server
Speaker 45: and I know how this goes. So I know I
Speaker 45: did the right thing by mentioning it to her, and
Speaker 45: I thank you very much, Brooklyn Boys, Brody and Scary.
Speaker 1: Nice you got a nice twenty dollar tip. Good fam.
Speaker 45: Hey Brooklyn Boys, this is Chris calling from North Carolina,
Speaker 45: and again, I just wanted to talk about the rating situation.
Speaker 28: Now.
Speaker 1: The reason why I believe you're a four point six
Speaker 1: is because of.
Speaker 45: All the goddamn vacation Scary takes like you guys will
Speaker 45: probably have over five hundred episodes if Scary didn't take
Speaker 45: over five hundred vacations every year, like come on, guys.
Speaker 45: But of course, as a dedicated slice, I gave you
Speaker 45: guys a five star.
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys, Oh, we appreciate it being scary. If I
Speaker 1: didn't take any vacations, then we wouldn't have experiences and
Speaker 1: things to talk about.
Speaker 3: And by the way, I assume you gave us five
Speaker 3: stars on an app other than the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1: How to be a different app. I'm telling you it
Speaker 1: was Spotify. Whatever it was now you're telling us now,
Speaker 1: I think it's Spoti Flat Tires and Spotify. The details
Speaker 1: come weeks weeks later.
Speaker 17: Hey, guys, Scary Brody, Brody, Scary This is boat shop owner,
Speaker 17: snowboard maple syrup drinking white nate from Vermont.
Speaker 5: Slice for Life from Z.
Speaker 17: I feel some people are just being a little too
Speaker 17: passionately bitchy in their sessions towards you on this slice talk.
Speaker 5: I think they should talk more to you instead of insanely.
Speaker 17: At you and just swearing a bunch, but just saying anyway,
Speaker 17: waiting for another meetup dinner.
Speaker 5: I definitely will make this one.
Speaker 1: And like Reggie said, like Reggie said.
Speaker 5: Damn that goes quick. Anyway.
Speaker 17: This is a boat shop owner, snowboard maple syrup, drinking
Speaker 17: white nate from Vermont. Again anyway, waiting for another meet
Speaker 17: up dinner. I'll definitely make this one. I wasn't able
Speaker 17: to make the last one, but like Reggie said, ork
Speaker 17: new year resolution to get more hand in mouth actions,
Speaker 17: so I hope she'll be there too.
Speaker 5: Anyway, I love you guys still and a seventy seven
Speaker 5: Nate out.
Speaker 1: Okay, let me let me just by way. I like
Speaker 1: how he did it in thirty seconds. It was twenty
Speaker 1: three seconds action, some.
Speaker 3: Thirteen seconds to say his name and then says, boy,
Speaker 3: this goes fast.
Speaker 1: U stuff, haven't it for your name, and then repeat
Speaker 1: at the beginning again.
Speaker 3: All Right, I would like a clean thirty seconds of
Speaker 3: content from you, A white guy, n maple syrups, snowboarding Nate.
Speaker 3: All right, next time, let's see nice can be our
Speaker 3: only New Hampshire guy that that's identified themselves as New
Speaker 3: Hampshire in a while?
Speaker 15: Or canal so blowd you here talking about the sandwiches, Brody, Yeah,
Speaker 15: you got two in ordered.
Speaker 5: They have to know their menu.
Speaker 15: I when I was living in Philly, thank you college,
Speaker 15: Like there are tons of deli places like that, you know,
Speaker 15: mom and pop deli, police is where it's packed and
Speaker 15: they don't have time. That's like they have to do
Speaker 15: the honor system almost. And yeah, man, I mean if
Speaker 15: they don't know what's on their men, that's on them,
Speaker 15: they should know what it is, so you know what
Speaker 15: it is. Good job, you got it.
Speaker 1: Hey guys, it's me again.
Speaker 41: You know, it's been a hell of a start to
Speaker 41: the new year, all kinds of chaos going on all
Speaker 41: over the place, and then the top it off, my
Speaker 41: man Broady again, sick boy, you had a word there
Speaker 41: for a while, Partner, I'll tell you what. Thank God
Speaker 41: you're ok now And it's back to business as usual.
Speaker 41: We can finally get back to the grilling old man
Speaker 41: squitty once again. But you know, let me try and
Speaker 41: add a little rit of sunshine into all the slices
Speaker 41: of life.
Speaker 1: If I made.
Speaker 16: These guys are going to clear up the happy thing,
Speaker 16: he says like a bucket. Watch off the clouds and
Speaker 16: cheer up. Put on the head. If he take off
Speaker 16: the blooming mask of tragedy. It's not your style. You
Speaker 16: look so good that you'll be glad you just.
Speaker 19: Said it's to smile.
Speaker 1: Wow, he got it right on the beat. Do you
Speaker 1: think he had the top hat in the stick the
Speaker 1: cane with him like I think he did. Doesn't he
Speaker 1: sound like Ralph from the Muppets?
Speaker 16: He got sticking out that noble chin part two? Wipe
Speaker 16: off that fool of out looking snap on a head,
Speaker 16: big grin.
Speaker 46: Spreads and shine out over the Please just put on
Speaker 46: the heap beef. He is time for a little tap
Speaker 46: das in here. Yeah, put on your cap shues. Yeah,
Speaker 46: the next level ship.
Speaker 3: Can I tell you I would love to hear a
Speaker 3: duet between him and let's say I don't know, randomly,
Speaker 3: let's say chat from Omaha.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if they could get together together at the same time. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'd be great, Yes, I'd like to hear them in
Speaker 1: singing in harmony, Hall to beautiful.
Speaker 16: Come on, le's go.
Speaker 27: Oh that's all right, FRONTI frontil Yeah, escape escapers, come on,
Speaker 27: come on, and you will grow so gloomy.
Speaker 16: She wouldn't ever seen, she wouldn't listen to me now,
Speaker 16: she's a mean old thing.
Speaker 19: Those spread sunshine and put on a happy.
Speaker 31: You know.
Speaker 16: I want to wish a happy but later birthday to
Speaker 16: none other than mister Brodie.
Speaker 5: Happy belated birthday there, mister Brodie.
Speaker 1: And to your wife as well.
Speaker 19: Give my regards to your well little lady there, okay,
Speaker 19: And also a.
Speaker 46: Great big happy birthday to none other than Patsy m
Speaker 46: mcleanny also known as Morgan Fairtown Ladigau.
Speaker 1: Oh listen, how could.
Speaker 19: I forget me before I forget limits?
Speaker 41: In a great big half bird to mister friend Tarkanix,
Speaker 41: quarterback for the Minnesota Micans happen to Mercy, mister talking.
Speaker 19: To remember boot on happy hay.
Speaker 1: Wow, he has it. He has it all timed out too.
Speaker 1: That takes a lot of a lot of talent.
Speaker 3: You do share a birthday with Morgan fed Child and
Speaker 3: frand talkingon Yes, I know, I read between the lines
Speaker 3: that he was trying to avoid saying my name, so
Speaker 3: he he wished to have your birthday with those two.
Speaker 1: That's very Morgan fed Child, very clever, very clever.
Speaker 33: Happy birthday, fellow aquarians, Hey b boys, Christy from Saddlebrook.
Speaker 33: Regarding the tip, I would have brought the check and said,
Speaker 33: please note the gratuity is included this way. Maybe based
Speaker 33: on my honesty, the person would have thrown me a.
Speaker 3: Couple extra bucks.
Speaker 33: I know I'm an honest person because when I go
Speaker 33: food shopping, bring the stuff back to my car and
Speaker 33: I see something in the bottom of the cart that
Speaker 33: I pay for, I run right back in. So that's
Speaker 33: me have a great day.
Speaker 1: It's not brody, it absolutely is.
Speaker 3: I went back in and talking a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 3: and I noticed I had something in my cart that
Speaker 3: I didn't pay for.
Speaker 1: All right, then, why didn't you give back the sandwich?
Speaker 3: Because they can't put it back on the shelf.
Speaker 1: You don't know that.
Speaker 3: You can't reserve food once a customer has it. Once
Speaker 3: again legal, what they do with it is their business.
Speaker 3: What if one of the coworkers.
Speaker 1: Wanted to eat it and split it out a Russian
Speaker 1: dressing on it, Brooklyn Boys, this is JJ from the
Speaker 1: Deep South.
Speaker 25: I respecting Brodie's decision and thank you to meet combo dilemma.
Speaker 11: It really doesn't have.
Speaker 25: Anything to do with whether or not the woman could
Speaker 25: speak English. It has to do with what is right
Speaker 25: and wrong across the universe. Sometimes the universe gives you
Speaker 25: a gift.
Speaker 11: And you have to go with it.
Speaker 3: In the form of a second sandwich. Yes, you cannot
Speaker 3: argue with a man who sounds like that.
Speaker 1: You can't, Hey, by boys.
Speaker 33: Christy again, regarding episode three twenty three Caskets Shopping, I
Speaker 33: think it's a great idea, albeit a creepy idea. Yes,
Speaker 33: you know, it saves a lot of heartache and stress
Speaker 33: for the people left behind to make these decisions. It's true,
Speaker 33: so in that regard, it's pretty nice. I think I
Speaker 33: would do it. I might even look into it. Thanks, Gary,
Speaker 33: You're welcome.
Speaker 30: Shout for now.
Speaker 8: Hey, scary, you want to feel disrespected, go into a restaurant.
Speaker 8: Try try being brown and going to a small town
Speaker 8: in Pennsylvania, Virginia.
Speaker 5: You're gonna get disrespected for sure.
Speaker 8: Man and to start off with everybody who's fucking hating
Speaker 8: on Scary for buying his tires. Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 8: Everybody has their shit. I bet you're the one talking
Speaker 8: shit about you. I bet you buy poort. I bet
Speaker 8: you're a guy buy cigarette. I bet everybody has their shit,
Speaker 8: So leave the fuck Scary and Brodie's tally freaking sandwiches and.
Speaker 47: Grape sodas and company up freaking water bottle. He's fucking
Speaker 47: broke because all his daughters took all his fucking money
Speaker 47: or the little money he made. So I don't know
Speaker 47: why you fu Brody Chep's complaining. Man, Brody, you're cool
Speaker 47: with your bitch.
Speaker 11: Man.
Speaker 3: You can't say why am I complaining? And then point
Speaker 3: out that my daughters took all my money. Well, first
Speaker 3: of all, they didn't, they didn't whatever money I spent
Speaker 3: a monthly with it. I like that guy, misguided but funny.
Speaker 8: So I fucking hate it when people leave more than
Speaker 8: two talking backs, man, but last one, and Ky got
Speaker 8: offended by Scary.
Speaker 10: Askin Brody if his daughter was hot.
Speaker 1: The girl that wants fucking.
Speaker 48: Pussy songs and dig songs, what so full un Jesus girl,
Speaker 48: and that guy I was talking about your shoes. Scary
Speaker 48: that bean Santana Guna, what the fuck he needs Jesus Man.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's my new best friend. That's hilarious. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: we were one more, one more for before the president.
Speaker 11: You pulled my ass.
Speaker 10: We're having this bad English. Well, I was listening to
Speaker 10: twenty two eighteen podcasts where Brody was there, greg Te
Speaker 10: and Bethany watched it. It's just so fucking weird that
Speaker 10: the girl who replaced Bettan he watched it.
Speaker 8: Gandhi, there is so much you like. They both are
Speaker 8: so fucking smart. Peopoth go the animals and people never
Speaker 8: want to have fucking kids. Brodie, do you have fetish
Speaker 8: fors or what?
Speaker 41: Well?
Speaker 3: In my defense, I have a type when it comes
Speaker 3: to talented people on the radio. But that being said,
Speaker 3: I mean, Bethany replaced someone on the show, Carolina, who
Speaker 3: has two kids. Yeah, you know it's not like uh
Speaker 3: and I and I helped to recruit Carolina, another wonderful
Speaker 3: radio talent.
Speaker 1: I I just think it's coincidence, luck of the draw.
Speaker 1: It just happened to be. Yeah, it wasn't like typecast,
Speaker 1: but thank you.
Speaker 3: But I think you know, they both joined the show
Speaker 3: in their early thirties, and I think they were at
Speaker 3: a point where they were focused on their careers.
Speaker 1: And I think it's coincidence, but very funny.
Speaker 3: You notice that, Yeah, Hey, this is David Brody as always,
Speaker 3: It's brody and scary. What the fuck I'm just leaving
Speaker 3: you talk back to let you know that on Android,
Speaker 3: the microphone buttons in the top right corner. Okay, and that,
Speaker 3: as of the recording of this talkback, there is no
Speaker 3: way to leave a review of our podcast or to
Speaker 3: rate it.
Speaker 1: Thanks. Period. I have already filed an official complaint. Period.
Speaker 1: Are you doing talk to text there? Period? What did
Speaker 1: you say period? For you thought you were talking to
Speaker 1: a no I was like end of store. In other words,
Speaker 1: there is no way to do it. Period. Okay, sure
Speaker 1: you did. And what's with the buzzing that your phone
Speaker 1: sounds like shit? That was my cold? I was buzzing.
Speaker 3: Hey, this is David Brody as always, it's brody and scary.
Speaker 3: I sounded my shit. It's all that was a background noise.
Speaker 3: That was a truck outside or something.
Speaker 11: Sure, yeah, hey, this is Tony from CT. All I
Speaker 11: gotta say is screw the chiefs. Screw the refs, Screw
Speaker 11: the Eagles too. I don't even want to watch the
Speaker 11: damn super Bowl, but I'm gonna have to because of family.
Speaker 11: And that's for the other stuff. It's just distraction. The
Speaker 11: Taylor Swift, the media coverage, it's all.
Speaker 1: Extra, it's all hype.
Speaker 11: So screw the super Bowl.
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys for Life, thank you, sir, appreciate it. I can't.
Speaker 3: I can't argue with the Brooklyn Boys for Life part
Speaker 3: of it.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, no, I can't. But I definitely.
Speaker 3: Spend the day listening to episodes in this podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch the super Bowl. It's inevitable, but it's
Speaker 1: a choice between it's it's just truly too bad. It's
Speaker 1: the ultimate dilemma because the dilemma is where it's a
Speaker 1: it's a it's where you have to make a decision
Speaker 1: between two bad choices, and this is ultimate dilemma. For
Speaker 1: a Giants fan.
Speaker 3: It is no I'll give you an example of what
Speaker 3: an ultimate dilemma is when the Yankees played the Phillies
Speaker 3: in the World Series. As a Mets fan, you hate
Speaker 3: the Yankees, and as a Mets fan, you hate the Phillies,
Speaker 3: So there's no one a root for You're a Giants fan.
Speaker 3: You have absolutely no reason to hate the Chiefs. Haven't
Speaker 3: done anything to you.
Speaker 1: Eagles.
Speaker 3: You want to hate the Eagles, We hate the Eagles.
Speaker 3: Don't be you're sick of a team for winning. I
Speaker 3: I didn't do it for the Eagles, your mortal enemy.
Speaker 11: Hey, it's Tony from CT again, Brody, don't be fooled.
Speaker 11: Patrick Mahomes a couple of years ago bought a stake
Speaker 11: of ownership in the Kansas City Royals franchise, who beat
Speaker 11: the Mets in twenty fifteen. I don't like the Chiefs.
Speaker 11: I don't care for Mahomes. Yes, is the old man
Speaker 11: was a great pitcher for the Mets, but that cuts
Speaker 11: all ties with me as a Mets fan. The Super
Speaker 11: Bowl's going to be barring to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go Mets, though, right for life.
Speaker 3: Patrick Mahomes bought a piece of the Royals in twenty
Speaker 3: twenty five years after the World Series, so I can't
Speaker 3: hold him responsible for that.
Speaker 13: Hey, this is Hannah from North Carolina formerly in New Jersey.
Speaker 13: I am a hospice social worker and I one hundred
Speaker 13: percent recommend pre planning your funeral, not even for the
Speaker 13: financial aspect. Of it, but for the family arguing making
Speaker 13: decisions part of it. Please pre plan your funeral and
Speaker 13: have all your documents in place.
Speaker 1: All right, there you go. Take it from a hospice worker.
Speaker 49: Reggie here cute shout out to Andrea on Twitter for
Speaker 49: helping me fix the missing microphone on the imark for
Speaker 49: you app so thank god I can leave talk back.
Speaker 1: Had Alujah, Andelujah, and Alujah.
Speaker 49: Reggie here shout out to Desiree Valentina, who has not
Speaker 49: pulled in yet. Really, I met her on the slice
Speaker 49: group on Facebook and we have an appointment to use
Speaker 49: some ointment.
Speaker 1: An appointment to you? Some ointment? Is that that's sexual scary?
Speaker 16: Yeah?
Speaker 11: No, I know that.
Speaker 3: Call us afterwards, Yeah, let us know how the experience
Speaker 3: was scary scary?
Speaker 7: Brody, you know who this is.
Speaker 6: I really laughing so hard when you guys were talking
Speaker 6: about Lisa, because I remember going, she's.
Speaker 1: Right on top of her. Wait a second, well she's
Speaker 1: behind her.
Speaker 7: Rodin's scary, scary, brody, you know who this is.
Speaker 6: So I really laughing so hard when you guys were
Speaker 6: talking about Lisa Lampanelli because I remember going to one
Speaker 6: of her old shows back in the day and I
Speaker 6: sat towards the front of the audience, and of course
Speaker 6: she picks me out of the crowd, and I was
Speaker 6: sitting next to a bunch of gay guys and she's like,
Speaker 6: look at this hole in the front row with the
Speaker 6: big tits and the guys starting next to her smoking pole.
Speaker 7: And I'm not gonna lie. It's hysterical.
Speaker 6: If you can't go to a show like that and
Speaker 6: laugh about yourself and other people and.
Speaker 7: I have fun, then don't go. Don't be so offended. Scary,
Speaker 7: scary Brode, it's does so scary. I agree with you. Yeah,
Speaker 7: it's weird to talk about your death or.
Speaker 6: Pre paying your funeral, But you know what's even worse
Speaker 6: is when you lose someone that you really love and
Speaker 6: they didn't do that. So I know it's weird, and
Speaker 6: I know it's like a weird thing to be a
Speaker 6: part of, but trust me, when she hits the fan
Speaker 6: and people start getting emotional and there's money involved or
Speaker 6: or you know, property, it's worse when someone doesn't plan
Speaker 6: for their funeral or their final days.
Speaker 7: So it's good that he's ready, and I give you
Speaker 7: credit for helping him.
Speaker 1: Of course. Yeah, I've come around, I really I've learned
Speaker 1: a lot in the last few weeks.
Speaker 7: So and happy birthday is Scary, and happy birthday, Brodie.
Speaker 6: I know it's belated, but I'm saying anyways, baby, because
Speaker 6: my birthday is this week too.
Speaker 7: Team Aquarius bitches, where the rest are not gang at?
Speaker 7: Where are my other Aquarius is at? I know you're
Speaker 7: out there.
Speaker 6: I know there's got to be some in the Slice
Speaker 6: group that are just as wild and crazy as me.
Speaker 7: A hope you guys had a great birthday.
Speaker 1: Wow, it's one in every twelve people. I love that.
Speaker 1: I got a horoscope story for the posts. Why was
Speaker 1: she she was when she when she was leaving that
Speaker 1: talk back? She was on episode number one forty Coach
Speaker 1: Covers and Jewish Lovers? The ointment appointment coming up? So
Speaker 1: who knows the appointment appointment?
Speaker 24: Hey Brooklyn boys, this is Maria from Union City. Today
Speaker 24: is Monday, February third, and I wanted to wish Brody
Speaker 24: a happy belated birthday, thank you, and Scary a happy birthday.
Speaker 5: Love y'all.
Speaker 17: Y'all are the best.
Speaker 1: Thank you. That's very nice thing.
Speaker 24: Hey Brooklyn boys, this is Maria from Union City. Previously,
Speaker 24: I had come to Scary's defense in regards to the
Speaker 24: tires and you know the area he lives in, and
Speaker 24: he's right. But now I feel like I have to
Speaker 24: come to Brodie's defense. Last two Wednesdays ago, I think
Speaker 24: it was the Wednesday show, they were talking about only children,
Speaker 24: and Froggy was there defending only children, not Scary.
Speaker 1: I was saying, just pouring flame on the fire.
Speaker 3: Scary takes a dump on only children every chance he gets,
Speaker 3: he blames on anything.
Speaker 1: I don't take a dump on you, guys. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying that you guys have very specific ways that you
Speaker 1: specific mannerisms and things about you.
Speaker 31: Guys.
Speaker 3: I'll look at you, Brodie, you probably know only children
Speaker 3: that you don't think are like that. You don't know
Speaker 3: their only children, don't don't stereotype it.
Speaker 28: We all hate you, Scary Brody Brody and Scary scro
Speaker 28: from ct I was initially upset that there wasn't any
Speaker 28: BBP content last week, but after hearing the reasoning, my
Speaker 28: discons dissipated. For the health and well being of the
Speaker 28: man who carries this podcast takes precedence above all else.
Speaker 28: I'm hoping the man with a thunderous, wonderful unit presence
Speaker 28: about him is feeling much much better.
Speaker 1: I am thank you mostly Reggie here. Actually it's your boys.
Speaker 28: I'm like.
Speaker 1: You got your got you again. You can't tell no.
Speaker 14: That was great Reggie here, Mike yo, riff good. That
Speaker 14: impression of Reggie was dope, Yo. That had me cracking up.
Speaker 14: You want to happen to be from Borough Parker Crown
Speaker 14: Heights with you.
Speaker 49: All.
Speaker 1: I got me a line sometimes.
Speaker 41: Alright, alright, I gotta comeback on here before I get
Speaker 41: in trouble if I don't do this, you.
Speaker 1: Know I want to.
Speaker 41: I want to send a great, big, half believed birthday
Speaker 41: shout out to your friend and mine. I hope they're
Speaker 41: my friend.
Speaker 1: Who I hope I hope?
Speaker 41: Uh, none other than Heather Lynch, fellow slasht of the
Speaker 41: Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 1: Happy belated birthday, Heather, Hope you had a great.
Speaker 11: Name, ma'am.
Speaker 3: I thought he was gonna leave without saying happy birthday
Speaker 3: to head of Lynch, so good for him.
Speaker 39: This is your name from Lecaster. I hoped it's scary
Speaker 39: Brodie and Bertie's wife. You all had a good birthday
Speaker 39: weekend and birthdays yep and scary. I don't know how
Speaker 39: you do the diet during your birthday. My birthday is
Speaker 39: actually the same day as yours on February third. And
Speaker 39: Bertie's wife, well, I remember him mentioning it one time.
Speaker 39: It was a big show, but just the season for birthday.
Speaker 3: Happy birthday, guys, and happy birthday to you related and
Speaker 3: all kidding aside, scary. Yes, February third is an important
Speaker 3: day and I just wanted to say happy birthday to
Speaker 3: daddy Yankee.
Speaker 1: All right, and the last one is right here, Brodie.
Speaker 1: Oh very good. Okay, we've come to that, ye so far. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have fabulated birthday to you.
Speaker 19: Oh, I havebulated birthday.
Speaker 46: Dobulated birthday, mister Scotitude duty.
Speaker 19: Birthday you.
Speaker 1: Prick you redemption, whether your speaking shoels pim redemption. Thank
Speaker 1: you so much.
Speaker 3: Dare fitted in right at the ends, really really really wonderful.
Speaker 1: I love that now now you're yours complete, it really is.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Thank you so much for the talkbacks, folks,
Speaker 1: getting slice reactions. This podcast all depends on you. Baby
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