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Speaker 1: Factory. This is still How can I help you? Hello, Philip,

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Speaker 1: I'd like to make a reservation, Oh, sir, unfortunately we

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Speaker 1: actually don't take reservations. But if you come in at

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Speaker 1: a reasonable hour, you really shouldn't have a problem getting

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Speaker 1: a table. Do you know who I am? Um? No,

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Speaker 1: I don't, sir, But I said, do you know who

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Speaker 1: I am? I don't know who you are? Sir. I've

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Speaker 1: dined with kings and queens. Oh okay, um, why I've

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Speaker 1: entertained the Dalai Lama himself. Do you know who I am?

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Speaker 1: You're obviously you're someone who's who's met with people. But

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Speaker 1: that doesn't change the fact, sir that unfortunately it's our

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Speaker 1: policy as a company not to accept reservations. His Holiness

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Speaker 1: the Pope calls me himself to ask for advice. Do

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Speaker 1: you know who I am? Sir? Maybe if you told me.

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Speaker 1: You keep describing people you know or claim to know,

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Speaker 1: but maybe if you actually told me who you were,

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Speaker 1: I could help you a little better. I will sleep

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Speaker 1: with your wife, I said, I will sleep with your

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Speaker 1: wife for a reservation. I don't know what to say

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Speaker 1: to you anymore, Sir. I really don't know what to

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Speaker 1: say to you two can play at this game, Philip, checkmate,

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Speaker 1: check mate. Yes. Does that means you're going to be

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Speaker 1: letting me off the phone now, sir? Yes, it means

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Speaker 1: I know isn't going to happen. It means I know

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Speaker 1: what you hold up your little sleeve. You're trying to

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Speaker 1: bribe me to sleep with your wife. I'm not even married, sir,

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Speaker 1: so that's really not the case. It's a very clever

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Speaker 1: move on your part, Philip. Catch me in a tryst

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Speaker 1: with your lover and blackmail me like the rube I am.

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Speaker 1: It's a game of chess. And if it's a game

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Speaker 1: of chess you want, it's a game of chess. You've got,

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Speaker 1: my friend. I want a reservation. I really don't know

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Speaker 1: what to tell you at this point. I have I

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Speaker 1: have other calls to take, I have stuff to do

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Speaker 1: in the restaurant. If there's really nothing else, I'm not

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Speaker 1: sure what else to say to you at this point.

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Speaker 1: Do you know who I am? No? I don't know

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Speaker 1: who you are. Do you know who I am? I do?

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Speaker 1: I know you very well. Oh my god, you are Philip,

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Speaker 1: the man who holds the reservations. Yep, that's me, sir.

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Speaker 1: Is there anything else I can help you with. This

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Speaker 1: is getting ridiculous. I consider you my nemesis, Philip. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'll have you know that nemesis I answer the phone

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Speaker 1: at the factory. Man, I'm nobody's nemesis. You are the

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Speaker 1: keeper to day man. You are the keeper of the reservation.

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Speaker 1: We've had our battles, haven't we, Philip, You and I

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Speaker 1: sure I need to attend to other customers. I'm very

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Speaker 1: sorry I wasn't able to help you. You may have

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Speaker 1: won this battle, phil but I promise you you will

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Speaker 1: not win this war. Okay. I will get my reservation.

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Speaker 1: I promise you that. Okay, sir, Well, I look forward

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Speaker 1: to our our next battle together, our next encounter. I

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Speaker 1: bid you adieu. Goodbye, sir. How a great day you two?

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Speaker 1: Every morning with Jon Tabs weekday mornings on the twenties

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Speaker 1: two point five