1 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:08,280 Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Remember you can email 2 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:12,600 Speaker 1: the show anything you want. Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com, 3 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:16,960 Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. It's time. It's 4 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:22,119 Speaker 1: time every single week at Monday, at Monday, Chris, that 5 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:27,319 Speaker 1: doesn't make sense on Monday, Chris idiot. On Monday, we 6 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:30,880 Speaker 1: do Medal of Honor Monday at this exact time. Medal 7 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:34,800 Speaker 1: of Honor Monday is not complicated. It's certainly nothing I 8 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:38,839 Speaker 1: deserve any credit for. Whenever we have a hero win 9 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:42,600 Speaker 1: a medal or not win earn a Medal of honor, 10 00:00:43,479 --> 00:00:45,680 Speaker 1: they do a write up. It's called a citation of 11 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:50,320 Speaker 1: what that person did. These are all available. Every single 12 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:54,560 Speaker 1: Medal of Honor recipient has their citation online and online 13 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:57,160 Speaker 1: for free, and there's several different websites you can use. 14 00:00:57,920 --> 00:01:02,320 Speaker 1: Go print them, Read them to your children, to the 15 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:05,160 Speaker 1: Little League team you coach, to your Sunday school class, 16 00:01:05,240 --> 00:01:08,080 Speaker 1: to your school class. They're not political. It's just honoring 17 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:12,520 Speaker 1: a hero. Have your students do something fun like do 18 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:16,479 Speaker 1: a project on them. You will not only get great 19 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:20,080 Speaker 1: history out of these, we will teach kids that these 20 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:22,560 Speaker 1: are the people who are supposed to be honored and 21 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:27,839 Speaker 1: revered in a society. Not Oprah, not Joe Biden, these people, 22 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:32,320 Speaker 1: and so we do take email recommendations again Jesse at 23 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:36,920 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly show dot com. This one says, Hi, just 24 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:40,120 Speaker 1: curious if a woman has ever received the Medal of Honor, 25 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:42,720 Speaker 1: very much like Medal of Honor Monday. Nice you to 26 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:47,120 Speaker 1: honor them with telling their story. The answer to your question, sir, 27 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:52,280 Speaker 1: is yes, one only one woman has ever wanted. Her 28 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:56,520 Speaker 1: name's Mary E. Walker or Edwards Walker is actually her 29 00:01:56,520 --> 00:02:00,280 Speaker 1: middle name, Mary Edwards Walker, and it was during the 30 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:04,160 Speaker 1: Civil War. Now I'm gonna do her Medal of Honor citation. First, 31 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:06,560 Speaker 1: they don't give you a little bit more background on 32 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:10,080 Speaker 1: her and the battle and what happened. But without further ado, 33 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:13,200 Speaker 1: let us honor the only woman to ever earn the 34 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:17,760 Speaker 1: Medal of Honor. Hey, honoring Thouse. He went above and 35 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:28,760 Speaker 1: beyond it's Medal of Honor Monday. Whereas it appears from 36 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:32,000 Speaker 1: official reports that doctor Mary E. By the way possible, 37 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:34,280 Speaker 1: quick before I keep going on this, remember most of 38 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:36,400 Speaker 1: the citations I read it for you were really World 39 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:40,519 Speaker 1: War One, and in beyond the older ones you'll know 40 00:02:40,639 --> 00:02:43,320 Speaker 1: us are written very differently that a different way to speak, 41 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:45,120 Speaker 1: and some of it can be confusing, but either way, 42 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:48,520 Speaker 1: I'm gonna read it verbatim, all right. Whereas it appears 43 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:52,040 Speaker 1: from officier reports that doctor Mary E. Walker, a graduate 44 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:56,040 Speaker 1: of medicine, has rendered valuable service to the government, and 45 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:59,240 Speaker 1: her efforts have been earnest and untiring in a variety 46 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:02,600 Speaker 1: of ways. That she was assigned to duty and served 47 00:03:02,639 --> 00:03:07,160 Speaker 1: as an assistant surgeon in charge of female prisoners at Louisville, Kentucky, 48 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:12,079 Speaker 1: upon recommendation of Manager Generals Sherman and Thomas, and faithfully 49 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:16,160 Speaker 1: served as contract surgeon and the service of the United States, 50 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:19,600 Speaker 1: and has devoted herself with much patriotic zeal to the 51 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:24,160 Speaker 1: sick and wounded soldiers, both in the field and hospitals, 52 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:27,960 Speaker 1: to the detriment of her own health, and also endured 53 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,880 Speaker 1: hardships as a prisoner of war for four months and 54 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:35,400 Speaker 1: a Southern prison while acting as a contract surgeon. And whereas, 55 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:38,560 Speaker 1: by reason of her not being a commissioned officer in 56 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:43,360 Speaker 1: the military service, a brevet or honorary rank cannot, under 57 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:47,560 Speaker 1: existing laws be conferred upon her. And whereas, in the 58 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:51,280 Speaker 1: opinion of the President, an honorable recognition of her services 59 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:54,680 Speaker 1: and sufferings should be made. It is ordered that a 60 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:59,160 Speaker 1: testimonial thereof shall hereby made and given to the said 61 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:02,800 Speaker 1: doctor Mary E. Walker, and that the usual Medal of 62 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:06,920 Speaker 1: Honor for meritorious services be given her given under my 63 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:10,119 Speaker 1: hand in the city of Washington, DC, this eleventh day 64 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:16,000 Speaker 1: of November a d eighteen sixty five. Andrew Johnson, Well, 65 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:18,520 Speaker 1: I don't know about you, but I don't know what 66 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:21,200 Speaker 1: any of that means. So allow me to explain who 67 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:25,919 Speaker 1: Mary Walker was. She got through medical school at a 68 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:29,760 Speaker 1: time in America where women were not becoming doctors at all. 69 00:04:30,839 --> 00:04:33,000 Speaker 1: She was one of the few doctors in the United 70 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:35,680 Speaker 1: States of America. Syracuse, if memory serves me, is where 71 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:38,719 Speaker 1: she got through. So she got through Syracuse, becomes a doctor, 72 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:42,320 Speaker 1: just one of those people with a heart for service, 73 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,880 Speaker 1: shows up in Washington, DC, this terrible wars going on 74 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:49,640 Speaker 1: and says, hey, I'm here to help, and they say, ah, 75 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:54,360 Speaker 1: no things, She's a woman, Okay that there was a 76 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:58,440 Speaker 1: rejection of that back then. So instead she chooses to 77 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:03,000 Speaker 1: start helping out needy women who had come to Washington, 78 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:07,159 Speaker 1: d C. Because their husbands had been wounded or killed 79 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:10,200 Speaker 1: in battle. So this woman is just basically a saint. 80 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:13,440 Speaker 1: She dedicates herself to hey, helping these people while but 81 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:15,839 Speaker 1: she keeps trying to get in, and keeps trying to 82 00:05:15,839 --> 00:05:18,520 Speaker 1: get in, and finally they allow her in. Okay, come 83 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:24,000 Speaker 1: on it, you can perform this service. Now. The battle 84 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,800 Speaker 1: where she became a prisoner of war that was called 85 00:05:26,839 --> 00:05:29,359 Speaker 1: the Battle of Chickamonga. You've probably heard of the Battle 86 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:32,200 Speaker 1: of Chickamonga, of you not, Here's what you need to 87 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:35,520 Speaker 1: know about the Battle of Chickamonga. At one point in time, 88 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:38,159 Speaker 1: about eighteen sixty three, not well, not about eighteen s 89 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:41,880 Speaker 1: three and eighteen sixty three, the North invaded the South. 90 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:44,280 Speaker 1: Remember the story of the Civil War. It's a very 91 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:47,880 Speaker 1: very complicated affair, many angels and demons on both sides. 92 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,880 Speaker 1: I love talking about the Civil War. I just think 93 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:54,360 Speaker 1: it's horrible and tragic and awesome and fascinating. A very 94 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:57,200 Speaker 1: complicated affair. Anyone who makes it simple. Anyone who just 95 00:05:57,240 --> 00:05:59,680 Speaker 1: says North good, South bad is an idiot. He is 96 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:03,680 Speaker 1: way oversimplified something that's very complicated. But the North did 97 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:06,520 Speaker 1: invade the South. The South seceded. South said hey, we 98 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:09,120 Speaker 1: want to keep our slaves. North said nope, we don't 99 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:11,520 Speaker 1: want you to break up the Union. Remember that the 100 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:14,680 Speaker 1: initial cause for the war was not the slavery, it 101 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:17,279 Speaker 1: was the breakup of the Union. That's what Abraham Lincoln 102 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:20,320 Speaker 1: didn't want. Yeah, he was an abolitionist who wanted slavery gone. 103 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:24,400 Speaker 1: He would have and offered to several times, ended the 104 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:26,560 Speaker 1: war and allowed the South to keep their slaves if 105 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:28,960 Speaker 1: they would simply come back into the Union. He wanted 106 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:32,239 Speaker 1: a reunification of the Union. South said thanks, but no thanks, 107 00:06:32,279 --> 00:06:35,520 Speaker 1: we don't trust you. North builds up this huge army 108 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:42,080 Speaker 1: invades the South. Northern army invades the South. Remember something 109 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:43,800 Speaker 1: we talked about this, We've talked about it a lot 110 00:06:43,839 --> 00:06:48,039 Speaker 1: before on the show. But it's always more difficult to 111 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:51,640 Speaker 1: invade someone else's homeland. It just is. And this is 112 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:54,400 Speaker 1: a time in American history where people didn't didn't travel 113 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:56,760 Speaker 1: soon because maybe you said to yourself right there, what 114 00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:59,480 Speaker 1: it's all America? What do you mean someone else's homeland? 115 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:05,720 Speaker 1: If you were born in Syracuse, New York, you didn't 116 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:09,800 Speaker 1: leave Syracuse, New York. For the most the vast majority 117 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:11,800 Speaker 1: of people, that's where you were born, that's where you 118 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:14,040 Speaker 1: would go to school, that's where you would meet an 119 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:16,920 Speaker 1: eventual spouse. Almost everyone got married those days. That's where 120 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:19,240 Speaker 1: you would have your kids, that's where your grandkids would be, 121 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:21,640 Speaker 1: and that's where you would die. And don't you're wrong. 122 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:25,360 Speaker 1: People did some traveling, but nothing like today where you 123 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:27,480 Speaker 1: go drop five hundred bucks, you'd be in Nashville in 124 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:29,679 Speaker 1: a couple of hours. It just you could be anywhere. 125 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:33,840 Speaker 1: So you're invading land you don't know. So that's one. Two. 126 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:38,000 Speaker 1: The people who are fighting you, they're fighting with a 127 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:41,600 Speaker 1: different sense of purpose than you are. I've used the 128 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:44,880 Speaker 1: example before. If some guys standing standing in front of 129 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:46,720 Speaker 1: you and he has a hatchet and you don't have anything, 130 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:48,720 Speaker 1: you're just a He's a huge, scary guy with a 131 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:51,760 Speaker 1: hatchet and you're staying in there with nothing, and he 132 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:55,160 Speaker 1: says I'm gonna get past you, and you say, oh okay, 133 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:57,360 Speaker 1: and you look behind you and there's nothing out there 134 00:07:57,360 --> 00:08:00,680 Speaker 1: but a big empty field. Maybe you to stop him 135 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:02,720 Speaker 1: a little, maybe you wouldn't, but for the most part, 136 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:06,760 Speaker 1: have fun in the field. I'm just gonna step on aside. 137 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:11,600 Speaker 1: There have a good one. But if fits your wife, husband, 138 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:14,200 Speaker 1: children standing behind you, and you believe that person's going 139 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:16,520 Speaker 1: to hurt them, well you're gonna fight until you die. 140 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:20,640 Speaker 1: When you're defending something you love, when you're defending your home, 141 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:23,400 Speaker 1: which the South was at this time their home, their 142 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:26,400 Speaker 1: home land, they fought differently. This is a long way 143 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:29,760 Speaker 1: of saying this Union invasion of the South, this one 144 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:34,320 Speaker 1: did not go well at all. It just slowed down 145 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:36,120 Speaker 1: then then got to a stop. And at the Battle 146 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:40,679 Speaker 1: of Chickamnga, the Union got pushed back. They lost this battle. 147 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:44,000 Speaker 1: And as they lost this battle, they were trying to 148 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:46,280 Speaker 1: retreat in this battle and try to get back to 149 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:48,800 Speaker 1: a line that they wouldn't be routed and overwhelmed and 150 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:51,240 Speaker 1: lose all their troops. You know, it's tactical retreat. Okay, 151 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:53,400 Speaker 1: we lost the battle. We can't. Let's get to this 152 00:08:53,679 --> 00:08:55,760 Speaker 1: ridge and let's dig in and see if we can 153 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:57,720 Speaker 1: stop them here, because the South was hurting at this 154 00:08:57,760 --> 00:08:59,679 Speaker 1: point in time too. They do. They got to the 155 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:02,840 Speaker 1: ridge with this lady. Again. They don't even talk about 156 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:05,880 Speaker 1: this in these weird old Medal of Honor citations. Doctor 157 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:12,839 Speaker 1: Mary E. Walker. She volunteered to stay behind with wounded 158 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:17,520 Speaker 1: troops who couldn't do the tactical retreat. She wanted to 159 00:09:17,559 --> 00:09:21,280 Speaker 1: stay behind and work on the troops helped the troops 160 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:23,960 Speaker 1: out while the rest of the Union army retreated, and 161 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:27,319 Speaker 1: she did, and the South obviously came in and overwhelmed 162 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:30,120 Speaker 1: them and took her in as a prisoner of war, 163 00:09:30,679 --> 00:09:33,760 Speaker 1: and she was not treated well. I don't know all 164 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:35,679 Speaker 1: the details, nor do I know. I do know this, 165 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:38,080 Speaker 1: and I'm not trying to be mean or disrespectful. She 166 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:40,040 Speaker 1: was a very very ugly woman. You can go look 167 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:42,480 Speaker 1: at pictures of it, and that was don't laugh for us. 168 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:44,600 Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be mean. She was treated poorly 169 00:09:44,679 --> 00:09:47,679 Speaker 1: before this because of her appearance. She tried to address, 170 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:50,360 Speaker 1: you know, and uglier dresses, and she was naturally pretty 171 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:53,600 Speaker 1: ugly anyway, and that that caused that sounds really mean. 172 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:56,480 Speaker 1: I don't I'm not trying to be mean, Chris. She was. 173 00:09:56,920 --> 00:10:00,240 Speaker 1: She was treated poorly. She was treated poorly as a 174 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:03,120 Speaker 1: Southern prisoner of war, and Southern prisoners of war war 175 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:06,160 Speaker 1: in general treated poorly anyway, because they didn't have any 176 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:08,560 Speaker 1: resources to feed their own people most of the time, 177 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:13,439 Speaker 1: let alone the prisoners. But she's zero battle of honor? 178 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:17,400 Speaker 1: How about that? How about that Battle of Chickamonga. All right, enough, 179 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:20,400 Speaker 1: enough of the good let's talk about rear Ebro, Butt 180 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:24,720 Speaker 1: Gig and Tim Scott and funny phone calls. I have 181 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:37,920 Speaker 1: an idea. Hang them. Jesse Kelly backs in. It is 182 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:41,959 Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show and we are churning and burning. 183 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:44,360 Speaker 1: If you missed any part of the show tonight, you 184 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:48,560 Speaker 1: can download the entire thing on iHeart, Google, Spotify and iTunes. 185 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:51,800 Speaker 1: Don't forget on iTunes to leave a five star rating 186 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:56,400 Speaker 1: in a review talking about how handsome I am. Why, well, 187 00:10:56,800 --> 00:11:00,480 Speaker 1: change people's lives. That's why. Now let me do something 188 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:04,800 Speaker 1: else here really quickly. I need to confess something about 189 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:07,600 Speaker 1: myself before we talk about Rear Raval Pete, Butt Gig 190 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:11,800 Speaker 1: and everything else and Tim Scott. I need to provide 191 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:14,520 Speaker 1: a public service and I need your assistance to do so. 192 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:18,400 Speaker 1: As you well know, I hardly ever do guests. I 193 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:20,679 Speaker 1: hardly ever do phone calls. It's just the kind of 194 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:23,760 Speaker 1: radio show I believe in doing. Just believe in general. 195 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:26,320 Speaker 1: People sit down to listen to the host of the show, 196 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:28,720 Speaker 1: and I'm a control feak. It gives me more control 197 00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:31,200 Speaker 1: over every segment. But every now and then, the Jesse 198 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:34,560 Speaker 1: Kelly Show family must come together and we must aid 199 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:39,000 Speaker 1: each other. And so I know I know that it's December, 200 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:42,280 Speaker 1: and what comes with December? Yes, Christmas and yes Hanukkah, 201 00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:44,640 Speaker 1: Chris and everything, all these things come in December. What 202 00:11:44,679 --> 00:11:50,880 Speaker 1: else comes in December? Parties? You don't want to go 203 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:54,840 Speaker 1: to obligations, You don't want to go to Hey, we 204 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:59,280 Speaker 1: gotta go see my mother, Hey, Jesse, big office Christmas party. 205 00:11:59,559 --> 00:12:05,200 Speaker 1: Oh you heard neighborhood Christmas party? Oh? Church Christmas party? Yeah, yaha, YadA. Chris? 206 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:07,040 Speaker 1: Do you people go through all this in the holiday 207 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:09,640 Speaker 1: season too? Same thing for the Jews, see the same thing. 208 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:12,800 Speaker 1: Chris goes to the same thing. So what do we need? 209 00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:16,600 Speaker 1: Do we need to soften our hearts and become better 210 00:12:16,679 --> 00:12:20,400 Speaker 1: people to figure out, you know, how can bless others 211 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:23,679 Speaker 1: at these events? Of course not. We need to figure 212 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:29,199 Speaker 1: out better lies we can use as excuses to getting 213 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:34,160 Speaker 1: out of all these horrible things. So here's what I 214 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:37,559 Speaker 1: need from you tonight. And you can briefly bring up 215 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,839 Speaker 1: something political when you call in. But what I need 216 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:45,520 Speaker 1: is this. I need your best excuse you've ever used 217 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:48,920 Speaker 1: to get out of something. Now, don't call and say 218 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:52,360 Speaker 1: the kids are sick. Every parent knows that's the money one. 219 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:56,920 Speaker 1: I need something creative. I need something you used to 220 00:12:56,920 --> 00:13:00,240 Speaker 1: get out of something, Then we the Jesse Kelly these 221 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:02,760 Speaker 1: Show family can spread this around and we can all 222 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:08,400 Speaker 1: use this lie eight seven seven three seven seven four 223 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:12,800 Speaker 1: three seven three a brief political point. You're drone on. 224 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:16,120 Speaker 1: I'm gonna hang up and then tell me what's a 225 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:19,560 Speaker 1: great excuse you have used to get out of something 226 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:24,680 Speaker 1: eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three. 227 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:28,280 Speaker 1: Now another thing that I need to admit before I 228 00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:32,400 Speaker 1: get to reraverobut gig and Tim Scott is you may 229 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:35,800 Speaker 1: have picked up on this? Maybe not, but I like 230 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:39,640 Speaker 1: making people angry. I don't understand why. I know that 231 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:42,800 Speaker 1: speaks poorly of me as a person, but I enjoy 232 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:46,000 Speaker 1: harassing the people I love, and I enjoy flat out 233 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:51,200 Speaker 1: making people insane the ones I hate. The wife this happened, 234 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:54,160 Speaker 1: oh a couple of weeks ago. The wife texted me 235 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:59,920 Speaker 1: that the kids had one of the kids had passed 236 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:02,800 Speaker 1: gas if you will in the mudroom, and I texted 237 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,680 Speaker 1: her right back, what you need to do is grab 238 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:08,360 Speaker 1: an Eden Pure Thunderstorm because it's two hundred dollars off 239 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:11,120 Speaker 1: a three pack with the promo code Jesse three. And 240 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:13,079 Speaker 1: then she said, I don't want to hear your stupid 241 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,400 Speaker 1: ads on the thing, and I said, it's not stupid. 242 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:17,160 Speaker 1: Did you know it takes viruses a mold out of 243 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,600 Speaker 1: the air. And then she said some things I can't 244 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,880 Speaker 1: read on the air, which wasn't very nice. But either way, 245 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:23,640 Speaker 1: that was fun and I got the chance this weekend 246 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:27,360 Speaker 1: to do it to my mother. Mom texts me this 247 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:30,280 Speaker 1: is on Saturday at five sixteen. She texts me this. 248 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:34,000 Speaker 1: On another note, I had to unplug my Eden Pure 249 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:37,040 Speaker 1: Thunderstorm because it sucked all the smell out of my 250 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:41,960 Speaker 1: Christmas tree. But I tell you, these things take the 251 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:45,080 Speaker 1: odors out of the air. They take the odors out 252 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:47,640 Speaker 1: of the air. My folks believe in real Christmas trees. 253 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:49,520 Speaker 1: I know because they used to make me go out 254 00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:51,320 Speaker 1: with them and chop one down on the wilderness of 255 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:52,960 Speaker 1: Montana every year. But I'm not going to go into 256 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,440 Speaker 1: that right now. But they believe in real Christmas trees. 257 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:57,960 Speaker 1: No fake ones were allowed in the Kelly household. And 258 00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:01,400 Speaker 1: apparently Eden Pure Thunderstorm is no longer welcome in the 259 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:05,360 Speaker 1: vicinity of the Christmas tree. If you want that kind 260 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:09,480 Speaker 1: of power in your home, how about that for cleaning air? Right, 261 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:13,760 Speaker 1: Get a three pack at Eden Pure Thunderstorm. They are 262 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:17,040 Speaker 1: two hundred dollars off in free shipping right now with 263 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:20,800 Speaker 1: the promo code Jesse three. That's Jesse in the number 264 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:26,640 Speaker 1: three Eden Pure deals dot com code Jesse three. That 265 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:29,680 Speaker 1: saves you two hundred dollars off a three pack Eden 266 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:34,160 Speaker 1: Pure deals dot Com code Jesse three. It's supposed to 267 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:37,120 Speaker 1: be some scandal today that Rear Admiral Pete Buddha gig 268 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:43,360 Speaker 1: butt gig he often flies on taxpayer funded private jets. Well, 269 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,080 Speaker 1: a couple of things you can take from this. None 270 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:46,920 Speaker 1: of these things are going to be surprising for long 271 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:51,600 Speaker 1: time listeners of the show. One, remember being a politician, 272 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:55,680 Speaker 1: especially a national politician, It would actually suck. You think 273 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:58,280 Speaker 1: it would be cool, but it would suck. People are 274 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:01,360 Speaker 1: yelling at you all the time. You're having to call 275 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:05,000 Speaker 1: people and ask for money all the time. You constantly 276 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:07,280 Speaker 1: have to hang out with people you don't enjoy. You're 277 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:10,000 Speaker 1: traveling all the time, and not only that, you're traveling 278 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:13,800 Speaker 1: to crappy Washington, DC all the time. The life of 279 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:17,640 Speaker 1: being a politician would generally suck. You can't really be authentic, 280 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:22,240 Speaker 1: So why do so many people do it? Well, it's simple. 281 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:29,160 Speaker 1: You become a politician because being a politician gives you 282 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:34,200 Speaker 1: access to the things wealthy people have without ever actually 283 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:38,360 Speaker 1: having to accomplish anything. The rear admiral has not accomplished 284 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:41,240 Speaker 1: anything in his life. I mean, I realized him and 285 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:43,280 Speaker 1: his husband just had a baby, and that's really impressive. 286 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:47,760 Speaker 1: But they haven't actually accomplished anything in their lives. So 287 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:51,120 Speaker 1: how is he ever going to get on a private jet? 288 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:54,400 Speaker 1: He has no ability to go do that, won't neither 289 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:56,560 Speaker 1: do why but he has no ability to go to 290 00:16:56,640 --> 00:17:00,480 Speaker 1: go make that money for himself. So he comes a 291 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:05,879 Speaker 1: politician and now he's eaten steak or maybe he's probably 292 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:09,000 Speaker 1: more of a sausage man, and he's flying on private 293 00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:14,119 Speaker 1: jets funded by you. That's why people become politicians. It 294 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:17,600 Speaker 1: gives them the life they could never have earned for themselves. 295 00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:20,600 Speaker 1: That's one and two. I'm not going to be labor 296 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:23,959 Speaker 1: the point because we know it by now. They do 297 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:29,240 Speaker 1: see themselves as kings and queens. They don't see themselves 298 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:34,840 Speaker 1: as public servants, as defenders of freedom, defenders of America, 299 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:39,280 Speaker 1: defenders of the Constitution. None of these people see themselves 300 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:43,479 Speaker 1: that way. They all see themselves as your rulers. If 301 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,840 Speaker 1: you were to sit Mayor Pete down and hook him 302 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:48,919 Speaker 1: up to a lie detector test and ask him some 303 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:52,640 Speaker 1: probing questions, you would simply find out that mister climate 304 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:56,360 Speaker 1: change himself well yeah, you know, he thinks you shouldn't 305 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:59,280 Speaker 1: have a car, of course, but well that doesn't apply 306 00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:03,320 Speaker 1: to him. You're one of the peasants. He's one of 307 00:18:03,359 --> 00:18:05,639 Speaker 1: the kings. And Chris is right. John Kerry said as much. 308 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:07,520 Speaker 1: We played the audio cut a thousand times. A guy 309 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,239 Speaker 1: asked him why did you fly a private jet here? 310 00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:12,160 Speaker 1: And he said, well wouldn't you're someone like me, That's 311 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:17,080 Speaker 1: the only way I can fly. Remember, communism is only 312 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:21,400 Speaker 1: for you, It's never for them, all right, your best 313 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:24,200 Speaker 1: excuse to get out of something eight seven seven three 314 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:28,240 Speaker 1: seven seven four three seven three and Tim Scott for President? 315 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:33,320 Speaker 1: Hang on month the latest from Bachelination. Get it on. 316 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:42,119 Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. And 317 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:46,120 Speaker 1: I'm so unreasonably excited for these calls that i might 318 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:47,760 Speaker 1: take a second. And you know, no, no, no, I 319 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:49,960 Speaker 1: gotta get to Tim Scott first, and then I'll get 320 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:52,320 Speaker 1: to these calls. In case you're just now joining us, 321 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:55,440 Speaker 1: I obviously don't ever take calls or guests on the show. 322 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:58,199 Speaker 1: It's very rare, But tonight I decided we need to 323 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,400 Speaker 1: come together as a community and help you each other. 324 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,760 Speaker 1: We don't want to go to the crappy office party. 325 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,680 Speaker 1: I don't want to go to your mother in law's house. 326 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:09,240 Speaker 1: I don't want to go to the neighborhood Christmas party. 327 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:12,560 Speaker 1: And I need good excuses. We need to share our 328 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:15,520 Speaker 1: best lies we've ever used to get out of going 329 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:18,880 Speaker 1: to something as a public service, Chris. So we're gonna 330 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:21,440 Speaker 1: go to these calls here in a minute. Before we 331 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:23,000 Speaker 1: get to that, I just have to adjust something real 332 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:25,680 Speaker 1: quick first. And I'm so excited about the funny calls 333 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:27,560 Speaker 1: that I'm gonna try not to get my blood pressure 334 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,919 Speaker 1: up before I get to them. But I saw this 335 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:39,040 Speaker 1: today headline from Politico, Trump who gop senators rave over 336 00:19:39,119 --> 00:19:47,920 Speaker 1: a potential Tim Scott presidential run. Now, maybe you're listening 337 00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:49,679 Speaker 1: to that right now and you say, yeah, I like 338 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:53,560 Speaker 1: Tim Scott. Maybe you're in South Carolina, maybe you've met him, 339 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,600 Speaker 1: and maybe you're saying right now, well, yeah, Jesse, i'd 340 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:59,879 Speaker 1: liked him. He's a nice guy. Okay, maybe he is 341 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:04,479 Speaker 1: a nice guy. I don't know, Tim Scott. But I 342 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:07,320 Speaker 1: do know this, and I know this for a fact, 343 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,200 Speaker 1: and I've seen it happen over and over and over 344 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:12,840 Speaker 1: and over again, and it will happen more in the 345 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:17,800 Speaker 1: coming years. I know that there is nothing more powerful 346 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:23,120 Speaker 1: than the narrative. When any kind of a story breaks, 347 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:29,480 Speaker 1: any kind of a story breaks, immediately, the system, the media, 348 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:32,680 Speaker 1: the democrats, the entertainment, that everything, the system will lock 349 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:38,439 Speaker 1: shields in order to form a false narrative. A false narrative, 350 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:42,160 Speaker 1: a narrative is an outright lie. They will do this 351 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:46,639 Speaker 1: so they themselves can gain more money and gain more power, 352 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:50,000 Speaker 1: and they will do this so they can continue their 353 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,960 Speaker 1: efforts to destroy the United States of America. It doesn't 354 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:56,080 Speaker 1: matter what the story is. It can be about anything. 355 00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:59,879 Speaker 1: It can be a mass shooting somewhere, it can be 356 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:04,439 Speaker 1: a virus that comes from China. It doesn't matter what 357 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:09,280 Speaker 1: it is. Initially, the system understands this so well. Initially, 358 00:21:10,119 --> 00:21:13,200 Speaker 1: the narrative that gets set in people's minds right off 359 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:17,720 Speaker 1: the bat, that is the most important thing. The narrative 360 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:23,439 Speaker 1: forming stage is the most important time, and that is 361 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:28,000 Speaker 1: the most important time for any anti communist to stand 362 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:32,119 Speaker 1: up and fight against the narrative when it's initially being set, 363 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:36,600 Speaker 1: because once it's set, once that cement is finally done setting, 364 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:41,439 Speaker 1: you can't stop it from many people. Half the United 365 00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:44,000 Speaker 1: States of America to this day believes that Donald Trump 366 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:47,240 Speaker 1: colluded with Russia. That's a fact that's proven over and 367 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:49,240 Speaker 1: over and over again. Even Robert Mueller had to whitit. 368 00:21:49,359 --> 00:21:52,879 Speaker 1: That's not something that happens. But the narrative in the 369 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,760 Speaker 1: beginning set it did over and over and over and 370 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,840 Speaker 1: over and over again when they were setting the narrative. 371 00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:02,520 Speaker 1: The beginning is the most important part. It's why it's 372 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:05,280 Speaker 1: actually why I'm so hard on Donald Trump about his 373 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:08,639 Speaker 1: COVID response, even though I liked his president presidency. His 374 00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:14,040 Speaker 1: COVID response fifteen days, the slowest bread, well, that was 375 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:17,480 Speaker 1: the beginning of all of it. Now, the communist system 376 00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:22,080 Speaker 1: used that idiocy to destroy him, his economy, and his presidency. 377 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:26,000 Speaker 1: They did. But in the beginning, the narrative, when it 378 00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:29,399 Speaker 1: was okay, there's a new virus, what is it, Republicans 379 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:32,960 Speaker 1: right there with Democrats, every single Republican Trump included, yep, 380 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:38,560 Speaker 1: super deadly shut down. And then what happens? What happens, well, 381 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:41,800 Speaker 1: because the narrative gets set all of a sudden. If 382 00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:44,760 Speaker 1: you're Trump and a month later or two months later 383 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:47,080 Speaker 1: you want to open up the economy up too late, 384 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:50,520 Speaker 1: narratives already set in everyone's mind. Sorry you said shut 385 00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:55,119 Speaker 1: down for COVID. Sorry, narratives been set. And I remember this. 386 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:58,160 Speaker 1: I remember the day I woke up and I saw 387 00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:01,480 Speaker 1: that video of Saint George Floyd dying in Minneapolis, and 388 00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:03,480 Speaker 1: I remember it looked bad. You probably remember He's laying 389 00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:06,440 Speaker 1: on the ground, shirtless, sweaty, cops on his back, looks 390 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:09,520 Speaker 1: like he's got his knee on there. And I remember, 391 00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:13,200 Speaker 1: immediately once Saint George Floyd died, I remember the media, 392 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:17,800 Speaker 1: the Democratic Party, everybody running to the microphone immediately and 393 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:22,600 Speaker 1: doing what It's the cops. It's the cops. America's racist, 394 00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:27,000 Speaker 1: America's racist cops are racists. Cops are hunting down black men. 395 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:30,480 Speaker 1: Evil cops, evil cops, evil cops, over and over and 396 00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:33,159 Speaker 1: over again, setting the narrative. And do you know what 397 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:36,159 Speaker 1: the quote presidential hopeful Tim Scott did. Do you know 398 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,640 Speaker 1: what he did when the narrative was being formed, when 399 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:41,720 Speaker 1: the fire that burnt down America's cities, when it was 400 00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,879 Speaker 1: being lit. You know what Tim Scott did. Did he 401 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,760 Speaker 1: step up behind the mic and say no, this narrative 402 00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:49,880 Speaker 1: is a lie. Stop. There are no statistics that show 403 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:53,240 Speaker 1: that as the problem. No, he sure didn't. Hold. Tim 404 00:23:53,359 --> 00:23:58,199 Speaker 1: Scott joined together with Corey freaking Booker and went on 405 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:02,560 Speaker 1: CNN to sell his federal police reform bill. So I 406 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:05,680 Speaker 1: look forward to having the conversation with my house colleagues 407 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:08,680 Speaker 1: that have been very serious. I give Karen bast a 408 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:13,040 Speaker 1: lot of credit, very serious about getting to a compromise. 409 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:16,320 Speaker 1: And I will say I spoke to her last night. 410 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,600 Speaker 1: I spoke with her last week, and we're gonna get 411 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:22,000 Speaker 1: together this week. And that's good because I'm serious about 412 00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:25,080 Speaker 1: getting something done. But we cannot get something done if 413 00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:30,440 Speaker 1: the Democrats in the Senate are more interested in presidential polis. Yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, No, 414 00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:34,080 Speaker 1: we got it, We got it, Tim. We know once again, 415 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:39,080 Speaker 1: when American needed an anti communist the most, when American 416 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:42,959 Speaker 1: needed someone smart enough, strong enough to see the false 417 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:46,359 Speaker 1: narrative being formed and to stand up and stand up 418 00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:50,760 Speaker 1: against it and say no, that's not true. What did 419 00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:53,360 Speaker 1: Tim Scott to when we needed him most? What did 420 00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:56,080 Speaker 1: he do? Well? I mean, you're right there. They sure 421 00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:58,560 Speaker 1: are the problem. We definitely need a federal police reform. No, no, 422 00:24:58,560 --> 00:24:59,959 Speaker 1: no, no no, no, I'm not saying there as bad as 423 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,879 Speaker 1: Democrats say they are. But no, the cops definitely they 424 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:04,800 Speaker 1: do suck too. Yeah, no, no, you're right. No, I 425 00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:07,040 Speaker 1: agree with you. I don't agree with you as much, 426 00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:10,240 Speaker 1: but I agree with you. I'm out. He might be 427 00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:13,400 Speaker 1: the nicest guy in the world, but the next guy 428 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:16,120 Speaker 1: who leads us, he has got to be a much 429 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:18,800 Speaker 1: stronger anti communist than that. He has got to be 430 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:23,080 Speaker 1: strong enough to fight back against the initial narrative. Because 431 00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:27,479 Speaker 1: an issue after issue after issue, the initial narrative, the 432 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:31,679 Speaker 1: narrative forming stage, it is all that matters. It is 433 00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:34,560 Speaker 1: all that matters. Count me out. So I'm out on 434 00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:37,160 Speaker 1: Nicky Haley too. And you know me, I haven't decided 435 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:38,840 Speaker 1: who I'm voting for in the primary yet. I want 436 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:40,120 Speaker 1: you ought to get in there and have a big 437 00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:42,399 Speaker 1: old fight and let's see who wins. Nicky Haley did 438 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:46,240 Speaker 1: the same thing mass shooting. The narrative gets formed that 439 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:49,679 Speaker 1: it's somehow the Confederate flag that was the cause of 440 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:53,080 Speaker 1: the nat mass shooting. About fifteen minutes later, Nicky Haley's 441 00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:56,320 Speaker 1: pulling it down off the South Carolina Capitol. I'm out. 442 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:01,960 Speaker 1: When we needed a narrative fighter and a former you 443 00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:06,760 Speaker 1: were just a system serving weekly just like everything everyone else. 444 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:10,160 Speaker 1: All right, enough of that. I need excuses. I need 445 00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:16,000 Speaker 1: excuses from you. When did you use your excuse? And 446 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:19,800 Speaker 1: what was your excuse? What's the greatest excuse you've used 447 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:22,280 Speaker 1: to get out of something. It's the holiday season. We're 448 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,440 Speaker 1: all stuck doing this. I'm going to get to those 449 00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:27,120 Speaker 1: in just a moment. Before I do that, I want 450 00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,119 Speaker 1: you to do this for me. I want you to 451 00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:31,880 Speaker 1: get the greatest gift you can get anyone in your 452 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:37,040 Speaker 1: life for Christmas. What is that gift? Food? Food. We 453 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:39,720 Speaker 1: had a rough day at the studio around here, nothing 454 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:42,040 Speaker 1: nothing major. Believe me. Everyone's fine, everything's fine. There were 455 00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,240 Speaker 1: just a couple of hiccups here and hiccups there. And 456 00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:47,760 Speaker 1: when things aren't going well, I do what every red blood, 457 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:51,240 Speaker 1: red blooded American does. I eat. I go to the 458 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:53,480 Speaker 1: I know I ate twice. Chris, you don't have to 459 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:56,199 Speaker 1: bring up old stuff. Okay, I'm maybe over eight a 460 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:59,840 Speaker 1: little bit. Give the gift of food this Christmas season. 461 00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:06,120 Speaker 1: Biloxi shrimp, No, not overseas shrimp, the shrimp you've eaten 462 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:09,960 Speaker 1: your whole life, comes from overseas. Biloxi Shrimp is American jobs, 463 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:13,160 Speaker 1: straight out of the American Golf, Mississippi Golf, from a 464 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:16,640 Speaker 1: wonderful company, wonderful people who've been caring for their community 465 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:19,240 Speaker 1: for a long time. They'll deliver it to your front door, 466 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:22,960 Speaker 1: the freshest, best shrimp you've ever gotten, plus the herbs 467 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:28,600 Speaker 1: and spices. Biloxi Shrimpco. Dot Com promo code Jesse gets 468 00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:32,480 Speaker 1: you ten percent off the whole order. Biloxi Shrimpcode dot 469 00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:38,720 Speaker 1: com Promo code Jesse. It's time for your excuses next 470 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:48,800 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly Show about to 471 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:53,160 Speaker 1: do a public service for the holiday season for all time. Really, 472 00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:58,480 Speaker 1: we need excuses. It is important to understand that sometimes 473 00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:01,240 Speaker 1: you need to lie to get out of things you 474 00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:05,240 Speaker 1: don't want to go to. And everyone is everyone especially parents, 475 00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:07,800 Speaker 1: have used the same excuses over and over again. My 476 00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:10,240 Speaker 1: son's sick, my kids sick is what's someone going to 477 00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:13,440 Speaker 1: say about that? But you need something better. Believe me now. 478 00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:15,879 Speaker 1: Whenever I hear, whenever I hear one of my friends say, Hey, 479 00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:18,560 Speaker 1: I'd love to come, but my daughter got sick. I 480 00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:21,080 Speaker 1: just assume he's a liar because I've lied about that 481 00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:24,240 Speaker 1: so many times. So I need your excuses. If you 482 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:27,000 Speaker 1: want to make a political point, make it fast and 483 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,400 Speaker 1: just just just a quick refresher. It's been a couple 484 00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:31,359 Speaker 1: of weeks since we've taken a phone call on this show. 485 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:37,120 Speaker 1: Get to the point right away, no small talk, Get 486 00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:43,760 Speaker 1: right to the point, Tom Pennsylvania, go boss. You know 487 00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:47,800 Speaker 1: this one is beautiful because it's the truth. I three 488 00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:50,720 Speaker 1: years ago I rescued at hit Ball. Somebody had abandoned 489 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,840 Speaker 1: her because the pipes froze and they left her alone 490 00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:54,840 Speaker 1: in the dark for three a's. So I rescued her, 491 00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:59,280 Speaker 1: kept her best animal, best creature got ever created. But 492 00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:02,080 Speaker 1: just the other day, this was this past summer, I 493 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:05,200 Speaker 1: got called for jury duty. And you go in there, 494 00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:07,640 Speaker 1: and right before you go in, they say, is there 495 00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:10,360 Speaker 1: anybody that has any excuse now that would possibly keep 496 00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:12,520 Speaker 1: him from being here for a couple of days? And 497 00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:16,680 Speaker 1: I'm like humm, and I wrote, I rescued a fitful 498 00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:18,960 Speaker 1: and I have a Boston Terrier at home, and I 499 00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:22,360 Speaker 1: fear for his safety, and they let me go home. 500 00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:25,000 Speaker 1: It was three years ago that I got her, but 501 00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:29,120 Speaker 1: it's a beautiful thing. So there you go. Oh, that's brilliant. 502 00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:33,320 Speaker 1: You know why? You know why that's so brilliant. Everyone 503 00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:38,080 Speaker 1: loves dogs, virtually, everyone loves dogs. I'm a soulless monster 504 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:41,760 Speaker 1: and I love dogs. That idiot dog we have that 505 00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:45,040 Speaker 1: the kids named Fred, big dumb idiot is what he is. 506 00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:47,720 Speaker 1: And yet when I get home, he's gonna come throw 507 00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:49,719 Speaker 1: himself on me, and I'm gonna look down, and i'm 508 00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:51,960 Speaker 1: gonna go down, and I'm gonna struggle with the stupid dogs, 509 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,800 Speaker 1: and I'm gonna let him lick my face and I'm 510 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:56,680 Speaker 1: gonna scratch him behind the ears because everyone loves dogs. 511 00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:59,800 Speaker 1: It's human nat Oh man, it's so true. That's brilliant. 512 00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:05,920 Speaker 1: Brody Atlanta, go, hey, hi, Hey, So I got out 513 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:09,240 Speaker 1: of a thirteen hour road trip and a family reunion 514 00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:13,240 Speaker 1: over the Thanksgiving holiday because I had run all out 515 00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:19,440 Speaker 1: of paid time off. Yeah I am. So. You know 516 00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:23,360 Speaker 1: who else is six foot eight Britney Griner? How does 517 00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:26,160 Speaker 1: it feel to be as tall as a chick? Dude? 518 00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:30,040 Speaker 1: You know that's one that's not very nice, Brodie. Two. 519 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:33,760 Speaker 1: Paid time off is brilliant. You know what a brilliance 520 00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:36,160 Speaker 1: of the paid time off? One is who can who 521 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:38,840 Speaker 1: can argue with your point unless you're going, you know, 522 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,400 Speaker 1: to your boss's house or someone like that. What could 523 00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:43,760 Speaker 1: does someone else have access to your paid time off? 524 00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:46,520 Speaker 1: Oh it's brilliant, Hey man, I'd love to comment heart 525 00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:48,880 Speaker 1: it breaks my heart, but gosh, I just can't. I 526 00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:53,880 Speaker 1: just can't get out of work. Eric spoken, Go mister 527 00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:58,840 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly. So, my aunt it was her third husband. 528 00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:04,360 Speaker 1: They had a anniversary that they wanted to celebrate with 529 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:08,400 Speaker 1: family only, and it's her third husband, and she scheduled 530 00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:13,400 Speaker 1: it on a Sunday where my beloved Seahawks are playing 531 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:17,720 Speaker 1: in the playoffs. So I had just recently ran it 532 00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:20,640 Speaker 1: back into a snow bank in my work truck and 533 00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:24,400 Speaker 1: messed the bumper up pretty good. So I went outside. 534 00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:26,800 Speaker 1: I took a picture of my bumper in stage that 535 00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,880 Speaker 1: I got rear ended by somebody and told her that 536 00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:32,120 Speaker 1: I couldn't make it. My wife was not very happy, 537 00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:36,200 Speaker 1: but I got to watch my Seahawks play. That's so good, 538 00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:41,320 Speaker 1: That's so worth it. Two. I love it. T j 539 00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:47,560 Speaker 1: Illinois go, Hey, what's up, Jesse? This story is actually 540 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:51,880 Speaker 1: a friend of mine. This is bag. I'm thirty six now, 541 00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:55,000 Speaker 1: but this is in the younger, dumber days, in our 542 00:31:55,040 --> 00:32:01,240 Speaker 1: early twenties, me and my buddy Flash co worker. You know, 543 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:03,760 Speaker 1: he's calling sick a lot because he was hung over 544 00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:06,040 Speaker 1: because we'd stay out the bar too late at night. 545 00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:10,440 Speaker 1: So the boss already warned him numerous times. You know, 546 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:12,800 Speaker 1: if he keeps doing this, you know we're gonna have 547 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,960 Speaker 1: to let you go. So he had to have the 548 00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:21,080 Speaker 1: ultimate excuse, so he literally beat himself up. He punched 549 00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:23,560 Speaker 1: himself in the face and gave him a black eye 550 00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:29,400 Speaker 1: and told him the boss patry store and he bought it, 551 00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:35,240 Speaker 1: and I vouched for him too. Hold on, he actually 552 00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:38,360 Speaker 1: punched himself hard enough in the face to give himself 553 00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:42,120 Speaker 1: a black eye. Why didn't he have you punch him? Yeah, 554 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:45,080 Speaker 1: that's what I thought, But he he just did it. 555 00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:48,920 Speaker 1: He started punching away the words. Yeah, he got a 556 00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:51,640 Speaker 1: black guy, and he was all puppy and he went 557 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:54,880 Speaker 1: in the next day. He's like, uh, well, I could work, 558 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,920 Speaker 1: but I'm really sore. I could really use the stay off. 559 00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:06,920 Speaker 1: We're so stupid when we're younger, because it's so good, 560 00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:11,520 Speaker 1: you know. I gotta say, now that I asked the question, 561 00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:13,800 Speaker 1: I think I answered my own question, why didn't you 562 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:15,520 Speaker 1: just have you know, the caller, Why didn't you just 563 00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:18,000 Speaker 1: have his buddy do it? I think I'd rather give 564 00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:21,040 Speaker 1: myself a black eye than my buddies, because my buddies 565 00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,520 Speaker 1: are all meat heads. Not that I'm a meat head, 566 00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:25,880 Speaker 1: but my buddies are all meat heads. I feel like 567 00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:29,200 Speaker 1: they would hit me too hard just for the opportunity. Hey, dude, 568 00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,479 Speaker 1: you ask me too. You can't say that, you know 569 00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:33,240 Speaker 1: what they would all say. They would all say the 570 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:37,240 Speaker 1: same thing. Oh man, I've had some bad black eyes before. 571 00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:42,760 Speaker 1: I hope what Chris, I'm not gonna auction it off, 572 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:46,480 Speaker 1: because then the person, no, if you auction off the 573 00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:49,040 Speaker 1: right to hit you in the face, The person who 574 00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:51,040 Speaker 1: actually wins the auction is the one who wants to 575 00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:53,000 Speaker 1: hit you in the face the most. So that's the 576 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,320 Speaker 1: person who's gonna hit you the hardest. If anything, you 577 00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:57,200 Speaker 1: do the auction and you go with the low bitter, 578 00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:00,400 Speaker 1: that's where you need to go with. And if you should, 579 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:04,720 Speaker 1: should you find yourself with a smashed up face, looks 580 00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:07,000 Speaker 1: happened to me, whether you did it to yourself or 581 00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:09,520 Speaker 1: someone else did it to you. I just want you 582 00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:14,240 Speaker 1: to understand one thing, that's an absolute fact. You're gonna 583 00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:15,920 Speaker 1: need to lay your head down on a my pillow 584 00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:21,439 Speaker 1: that night, you are. A normal pillow is not going 585 00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:24,719 Speaker 1: to work for a smashed up face. You need the 586 00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:28,440 Speaker 1: gloriousness of a my pillow. You need to lay your 587 00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:30,640 Speaker 1: head on a my pillow. You need to crawl into 588 00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:33,680 Speaker 1: Geeza dream sheets. Maybe you've got some sore ribs that's 589 00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:35,680 Speaker 1: happened to me before. You need to lay down on 590 00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:38,480 Speaker 1: the my pillow, mattress toppers so you sink all the 591 00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:41,279 Speaker 1: way in. You've got a sore body because you were 592 00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:43,399 Speaker 1: trying to scam out of work, or maybe you got 593 00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:46,440 Speaker 1: toolippy and got beat up. You need my pillow to 594 00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:49,359 Speaker 1: save you, and right now, mattress toppers or as low 595 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:52,480 Speaker 1: as ninety nine ninety nine Geza dream sheets as low 596 00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:56,240 Speaker 1: as twenty nine ninety eight. My slippers for sale ninety 597 00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:59,799 Speaker 1: dollars off, ninety dollars off. My slipers are what are they? Fo? 598 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:05,360 Speaker 1: Ninety eight? Right now my pillow dot com promo code Jesse. 599 00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:09,239 Speaker 1: All right, my pillow dot com promo code Jesse, or 600 00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:12,879 Speaker 1: call eight hundred eight four five zero five four four. 601 00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:17,880 Speaker 1: We're gonna keep this rolling. Your best excuses Ethan Denver, 602 00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:25,239 Speaker 1: go Jesse. My girlfriend wanted me to go to a 603 00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:29,759 Speaker 1: nurse party tonight for Christmas. I told her I got 604 00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:33,319 Speaker 1: to work on my nephews, Hanka and Christmas present. So 605 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:37,040 Speaker 1: I'm running a wet saw and thirty degree weather outside 606 00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:40,200 Speaker 1: right now. Hold on, hold on, Ethan, hold on. I'm 607 00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:44,120 Speaker 1: gonna look. I'm not I'm not judging, but do I 608 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:48,040 Speaker 1: have this correct? You chose to run a wet saw 609 00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:51,960 Speaker 1: in freezing temperature rather than go hang out with a 610 00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:54,600 Speaker 1: bunch of dimes, didn't wit? Do I have that, Ethan? 611 00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:58,440 Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong. These nurses are beautiful, they like 612 00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:03,040 Speaker 1: to drink. They're my crowd. But I mean, I've worked 613 00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:05,040 Speaker 1: all day to day too. I didn't want to go, 614 00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:07,680 Speaker 1: and I'm needing an excuse, and you asked for an 615 00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:12,839 Speaker 1: excuse for I said, hey, I gotta custom rocks. You 616 00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:15,800 Speaker 1: know what. I support it. I actually totally I completely 617 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,919 Speaker 1: support this the more I think about it, because I'll 618 00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:20,680 Speaker 1: be honest with you. If I came home tonight after 619 00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:24,960 Speaker 1: there aren't long days of radio, okay, but back when 620 00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:26,720 Speaker 1: I used to have a real job for a living, 621 00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:29,360 Speaker 1: and I came home after a long day of it 622 00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:31,799 Speaker 1: and the wife said, Hey, I'm me and all my 623 00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:34,880 Speaker 1: dime friends are having a big party tonight. I probably 624 00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:36,839 Speaker 1: would have said to myself the same thing. You know, 625 00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:39,480 Speaker 1: I am way out on that. I've got to go 626 00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:41,680 Speaker 1: get I've got to go make Conica gifts. How about 627 00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:44,120 Speaker 1: that guy? How bad do you feel for that guy? Chris? 628 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,920 Speaker 1: Not only does he have to get gifts for us 629 00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:49,759 Speaker 1: who believe in Jesus, he has to get gifts for 630 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:52,120 Speaker 1: you people as well. And I know that you have 631 00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:55,839 Speaker 1: like nine days? Is it nine days? Seven days? Six days? 632 00:36:56,080 --> 00:37:00,200 Speaker 1: It's eight days? Why eight days? What's the point. It's 633 00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:03,520 Speaker 1: a love story, right, Well, either way, that's a lot 634 00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:05,800 Speaker 1: of freaking gifts he's got to be churning out tonight. 635 00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:09,280 Speaker 1: All right, we're not done with this. Eight seven seven 636 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:13,680 Speaker 1: three seven seven four three seven three your greatest excuses. Also, 637 00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:17,839 Speaker 1: of all the lies the system has sold you, they're 638 00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:21,479 Speaker 1: about to sell you on maybe their biggest ever. I'll 639 00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:23,959 Speaker 1: tell you what it is in a second. Yeah, still 640 00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:27,400 Speaker 1: turn them back on the baby. Start