Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to a brand new Second Date podcast. It's
Speaker 1: Brick and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: We're so glad you found us on Friday.
Speaker 1: Hey, we want to hear in the comments the worst
Speaker 1: joke or prank somebody's tried to pull on you during
Speaker 1: a date. Yeah, because that is definitely the theme of
Speaker 1: at least the first half of our second like.
Speaker 2: Trying to be flirty and ends up bad. Yeah. Yeah, time,
Speaker 2: I like, I don't know why.
Speaker 1: Okay, don't get wrong, but I hit a guy's phone
Speaker 1: out of his hand and it hit his.
Speaker 2: Front tooth and chipped it in a bro Yep, No,
Speaker 2: I'm not serious. Yeah, yep, yep. In college? Did you
Speaker 2: end up dating that I did for a little bit? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Did he w after he finally got his toothfakes and
Speaker 2: it looked better.
Speaker 3: It is not why he broke up with you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 2: Okay, you got a full set? All right, Hey, we
Speaker 2: want to hear your horror story. Put him in the comments.
Speaker 2: Thanks so much for being here. Please like, follow, subscribe, share,
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Speaker 2: Date started.
Speaker 3: Second Date update.
Speaker 4: You guys know the term double date where you go
Speaker 4: out on a date along with like maybe a friend
Speaker 4: of yours who all so has a date with them.
Speaker 3: Yes, two dates at the same time.
Speaker 2: I think everybody knows what a double date is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm glad that everybody's on the same page because
Speaker 4: one of our listeners, Justin went on a different kind
Speaker 4: of double date where he saw the same girl twice
Speaker 4: in one night.
Speaker 2: You mean he went on two dates in one night.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, double date exactly.
Speaker 1: It's av second date update, and then we'd be too
Speaker 1: close to that, So okay, we'll go with your.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a different twist on the term. And I'm
Speaker 4: just curious. After date there you go, Justin, what did
Speaker 4: she say when you snuck up behind her?
Speaker 3: She was trying to get into her car?
Speaker 2: Joking?
Speaker 5: I think it didn't really work out that way.
Speaker 4: Oh, okay, you double date differently than I do, so
Speaker 4: I guess start from the beginning of your first part
Speaker 4: of the date.
Speaker 3: What's this girl's name? Her name is Tracy Ty?
Speaker 2: Okay, and how do you arrange the first hangout?
Speaker 5: We actually met on him and we had been chatting
Speaker 5: for a while and then decided to go out play
Speaker 5: mini golf something that we both were into and uh,
Speaker 5: you know, it's kind of interactive.
Speaker 6: It's easy.
Speaker 4: I apologize for my female host. She's not really a
Speaker 4: fan of fun.
Speaker 1: No, it's just often people don't describe themselves as into
Speaker 1: mini golf, you know what I mean, Like you do it,
Speaker 1: but you're not to it.
Speaker 7: You throw the idea out and people go, oh, that
Speaker 7: sounds fun, but no one it's like, oh my god,
Speaker 7: I did nine rounds last week.
Speaker 3: I'm so ready for our.
Speaker 4: Date, Justin, would you like to apologize for the way
Speaker 4: that she worded.
Speaker 3: That to us?
Speaker 5: I guess when I brought up the idea she was
Speaker 5: into it.
Speaker 3: I was, yeah, we get it, we got it just
Speaker 3: a little bit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're just going to make this as difficult as possible,
Speaker 4: so keep going.
Speaker 3: We'll keep roasting you perfect.
Speaker 5: So we had a good time, honestly, we like played
Speaker 5: for a while. At one point I decided to play
Speaker 5: a joke on her. So when she turned around to put,
Speaker 5: I hid behind one of those take mountains that they have,
Speaker 5: and I was back there for a bit and she
Speaker 5: was my name you hit from her? I heard her say,
Speaker 5: did I seriously just get ditched again? On a date.
Speaker 3: Again? That's what I heard, Sack, What this has happened
Speaker 3: to her before?
Speaker 1: You can't jump out and yell surprise after she says
Speaker 1: that out loud.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now you actually have to leave? Do you hear
Speaker 3: him leave?
Speaker 2: Like right away?
Speaker 3: So what would you do?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: No, I felt really bad, but I was having fun,
Speaker 5: so I just kind of came out and surprised her.
Speaker 5: She definitely was a bit put off at first, I think, Yeah,
Speaker 5: but she started laughing regardless. I think it was a
Speaker 5: funny moment.
Speaker 2: She was angry and embarrassed, but it was funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, she must have been really relieved to find out
Speaker 4: that she wasn't actually getting ditched. So the only place
Speaker 4: for the state to go is up from here.
Speaker 7: In your defense, bro, you didn't know that she'd had
Speaker 7: been left on dates before, and you weren't trying to
Speaker 7: trigger anything. You were just having fun.
Speaker 3: Is funny regardless, it was a good attempt.
Speaker 5: So yeah, like it wasn't really like that thought out.
Speaker 5: This kind of was in the moment type of thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, obviously she did finally laugh about it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, after she stopped crying, she laughed about it.
Speaker 3: Oh she was crying.
Speaker 5: No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 4: Oh, your sense of humor, it's it's even darker than mine.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right.
Speaker 1: So was that like the middle of the night or
Speaker 1: did you have a lot of hangout time after that?
Speaker 6: So after that, we ended up going back to her
Speaker 6: apartment and we hung out. We had some drinks, and
Speaker 6: towards the end, she was a bit tired to have
Speaker 6: a long day, so we just kind of wrapped things
Speaker 6: up and we planned to see each other again. So
Speaker 6: I went outside, I get to my car, and I
Speaker 6: realized someone slashed my car.
Speaker 4: Oh no, oh god, what maybe that she was branking
Speaker 4: you back, slash your tired?
Speaker 2: Do you have like a crazy X or something else?
Speaker 5: Because that's like serious, No, not that I know of.
Speaker 3: Oh so this was random, I guess.
Speaker 5: So I didn't know who it was.
Speaker 2: I mean, she could have a crazy X too. Oh
Speaker 2: I feel like that the driveway, but hopefully not. What
Speaker 2: was it like going back to her door and tell
Speaker 2: it to what happened?
Speaker 5: Yeah, First off, she didn't really live in the greatest neighborhood,
Speaker 5: So at that point it was kind of like, I
Speaker 5: need to kind of get out of here, and I
Speaker 5: didn't want to wait on the sidewalk for Triple A
Speaker 5: or whatever. So I went back there. I mean, she
Speaker 5: was shocked that it happened, but like she invited me
Speaker 5: back in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet she felt so bad.
Speaker 1: I mean, even though it's not her fault, right, Like,
Speaker 1: whenever somebody comes over to my house and something bad
Speaker 1: happens in my neighborhood, I'm like, oh my gosh, there someone.
Speaker 2: In my apartment parking garage. Yeah, so embarrassed.
Speaker 4: Okay, So does that mean that you ended up staying
Speaker 4: the night at her place?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh, silver lining, but I.
Speaker 5: Stayed on the couch. I didn't like standy cam bet
Speaker 5: or anything.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, was everything okay? The next morning between you two?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Actually, so the next morning, Triple A came while
Speaker 5: we were waiting for them to change my tire or whatnot.
Speaker 5: We had orange juice split a bagel. It was nice. Actually,
Speaker 5: is this the second date?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I think him going back into her apartment in the
Speaker 4: same night that would be the double version of the date.
Speaker 5: Sorry, I mean, guys, I even got a quick kiss
Speaker 5: too far I left. I definitely think it ended on
Speaker 5: a high orange dude, and.
Speaker 1: You didn't have a toothbrush with you, so that says
Speaker 1: a lot that she would.
Speaker 2: Give you a finger.
Speaker 3: Orange.
Speaker 5: Okay, we weren't going full throttle, but I got a kick.
Speaker 3: Okay it was a mouth kiss then, yeah, well it
Speaker 3: could be like, oh, I feel bad for you forehead
Speaker 3: sort of kiss. Where were you guys thinking?
Speaker 2: You guys?
Speaker 3: I need to go like wash my brain out of
Speaker 3: whatever thoughts.
Speaker 2: Problem.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're poisoning me.
Speaker 4: And once we're all fresh and clean, we'll come back
Speaker 4: and do a very clean version of a second date update.
Speaker 4: I mean, I can't promise that, but fingers crossed, I'm
Speaker 4: hoping keep it clean right.
Speaker 3: After this second date update.
Speaker 4: If you're just joining us, our listener, Justin had his
Speaker 4: first date end with his car tire randomly getting slashed.
Speaker 3: So we know he lives in Alexus's neighborhood, but.
Speaker 1: Our cars get stolen, all four tires.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this specific incident happened outside of his date's apartment,
Speaker 4: so he kind of turned it into hey, it's kind
Speaker 4: of late for me to get a toe right now,
Speaker 4: so is it cool if I stayed the night and
Speaker 4: he did. He even got a kiss the next morning.
Speaker 4: But ever since then, his date, Tracy seems to be
Speaker 4: avoiding him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which is strange.
Speaker 1: I mean, was a quickpeck that badid Like I said,
Speaker 1: he didn't have a toothbrush, So maybe it.
Speaker 3: Was justin We don't know.
Speaker 4: Is there anything that's going through your mind for why
Speaker 4: Tracy's avoiding you?
Speaker 5: I mean, I can't really think of it. I liked her,
Speaker 5: I thought it was a great date, unlike it was
Speaker 5: like the mini golf situation. I don't know, because.
Speaker 4: You tried to prank her at the mini golf course
Speaker 4: by hiding behind a mountain for a second.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not for a second. She thought that she got
Speaker 2: ditched again, do you remember that?
Speaker 3: Just long enough for her to shed tears, Although.
Speaker 1: It did sound like you guys recovered because you didn't
Speaker 1: go back to her place she invited you there. So
Speaker 1: maybe there's just maybe there's just some simple misunderstanding we're
Speaker 1: going to fix.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, on this show, it's always like a
Speaker 4: simple reason and easy misunderstanding.
Speaker 3: It never gets weird.
Speaker 1: There's the first time for everything, Jeff, and I am
Speaker 1: an optimistic person.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's what we're saying.
Speaker 1: Oh, alexis I am?
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, let's just dial Tracy and see if she answers.
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go Hello, Hey, is this Tracy?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 8: This is Tracy.
Speaker 3: Hey, well I know she is, isn't she? Good morning?
Speaker 2: This is Jose.
Speaker 3: Sorry, Jeff do your job, bro.
Speaker 6: We're a whole show.
Speaker 7: I interrupted.
Speaker 3: I was gonna let you guess a few times.
Speaker 2: But game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you don't want to play the game, I guess.
Speaker 3: We're a radio show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 3: the Morning.
Speaker 8: Okay, why are you guys calling me?
Speaker 3: Well, I'm Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: We don't need to go through all the internet.
Speaker 3: You want to say who you are before.
Speaker 2: I just tell her why we're okay, Okay.
Speaker 4: We're not doing We're not doing the fun version of
Speaker 4: this segment today. We're doing the straight down to business
Speaker 4: version where we ask you, why aren't you calling back
Speaker 4: our friend justin after you went on a date with him.
Speaker 2: Okay, I explained the segment first.
Speaker 3: You want to have fun with you.
Speaker 2: You didn't have to tear the band aid off like that.
Speaker 4: Okay, put the band aid back on. We're doing a segment.
Speaker 4: It's a fun one called second Date Update. Did you
Speaker 4: hang up Tracy the.
Speaker 3: Hello?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Yes, sorry, you know what you thought? Jeff lost another one.
Speaker 4: I probably shouldn't be asking any more questions, brook Brook asked,
Speaker 4: or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well we heard that you went on a date,
Speaker 1: and now I forgot the guy's face.
Speaker 8: I should not be talking to him anymore. I don't
Speaker 8: know how much you know, but there are some really,
Speaker 8: really sketchy things that happened that night.
Speaker 3: What do you mean whoa to him?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 4: I mean, we don't condone people hiding behind mountains and
Speaker 4: acting like they ditched you mid date.
Speaker 3: If that's what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he did. He tell us about the mini golf incident.
Speaker 2: Was pretty he thought.
Speaker 8: That's not what I'm talking about. I felt like I
Speaker 8: was lied to.
Speaker 2: Did you catch him in a lie? You're saying?
Speaker 8: Or I caught him in a lie? Oh that's why
Speaker 8: I've not been calling him back.
Speaker 3: Okay, does he know about this?
Speaker 8: Because he doesn't know that.
Speaker 2: I know he doesn't know that. You know, Oh, he
Speaker 2: knows what.
Speaker 8: He did, but he doesn't know that I know what
Speaker 8: he did.
Speaker 2: So you want to call him out. I mean that's
Speaker 2: what people tend to want to do when someone you
Speaker 2: want to be like you.
Speaker 8: No. He left the next morning, and a couple hours later,
Speaker 8: my apartment manager said he wanted to talk to me,
Speaker 8: and I was really confused because he's never wanted to
Speaker 8: talk to me about anything before, Like, I'm like my
Speaker 8: in trouble. And he told me that there was video
Speaker 8: surveillance of Justin slashing his own tire.
Speaker 2: What what Wait?
Speaker 8: He slashed his own tire so that he could come
Speaker 8: and stay.
Speaker 1: Yes, are you like I mean it's dark on those
Speaker 1: surveillance things like.
Speaker 8: No, there was a street light right over the car
Speaker 8: and you could see very clearly that it was him.
Speaker 8: And then the reason my apartment manager contacted me about
Speaker 8: it is because you could see Justin walk up to
Speaker 8: my door.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's kind of scary.
Speaker 3: Oh your door.
Speaker 2: This is not gonna look good right now.
Speaker 4: We got a much different version, well not a much different,
Speaker 4: but a slightly different version of that story when we
Speaker 4: talked to Justin about it.
Speaker 2: He has proof. Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 3: Although you can like photoshop and video edit a lot.
Speaker 2: Of weird stuff, that's what the manager is doing.
Speaker 4: Some apartment managers are sketchy, and we should probably least
Speaker 4: hear what Justin has to say about it, because he
Speaker 4: is on the other line right now waiting to.
Speaker 3: Talk to you.
Speaker 8: That is so he's on the other line, so he's
Speaker 8: been he's here, heard what I said.
Speaker 3: Yes, we have no idea he did not.
Speaker 8: I don't want to. I don't want to talk to him.
Speaker 3: Well, we need to at least hear what he has
Speaker 3: to say about this. If he's still there, justin? Are
Speaker 3: you Are you there?
Speaker 5: Oh? Yeah, I'm here, justin.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna step away and give you the floor here
Speaker 4: so you can explain yourself. I'm sure there's probably a
Speaker 4: very good reason for why you did that.
Speaker 3: I'm very noble, always noble.
Speaker 2: Slash one's own tire.
Speaker 3: Justin, go ahead.
Speaker 5: I didn't see any cameras out there, so honestly, that's
Speaker 5: on me. I guess that's your Oh my god, listen.
Speaker 5: It was probably one of the best states I had
Speaker 5: in a really long time, and that's why I did it.
Speaker 5: I wanted some more time together. We got hang out
Speaker 5: the next No, that is, I had a great time.
Speaker 3: Hey, you had.
Speaker 5: A great time.
Speaker 8: Disgusting. I can't believe that somebody would actually stoop to
Speaker 8: that level and slash their own tires.
Speaker 5: Well, I mean, if it's any consolation, it wasn't cheap,
Speaker 5: and it still cost me two hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 5: I thought, the place, my damn tire.
Speaker 2: That's your move.
Speaker 1: Your move is slashing your own tire, like you don't
Speaker 1: have confidence enough in your game.
Speaker 5: I just didn't.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I thought to make a great story down the line
Speaker 5: two failure reunions or wedding whatever.
Speaker 1: No one in the history of the world has ever
Speaker 1: thought slashing tires is cute, you know.
Speaker 2: It's just it's like a story for the police.
Speaker 8: Maybe I felt really bad about it because this happened
Speaker 8: in my neighborhood. I felt like it was my fault.
Speaker 8: And now listening to this and his excuses, I don't
Speaker 8: care how much money it costs. That was really really
Speaker 8: kind of creepy.
Speaker 3: Total.
Speaker 2: It was just so manipulative, justin honestly, not really.
Speaker 5: I mean, guys these crazy things all.
Speaker 8: The time, so he can spend time with.
Speaker 5: Girls like not that crazy.
Speaker 2: Wow, have you done this more than once?
Speaker 3: Oh, that's a good question.
Speaker 5: Listen, I'm not a serial tire slasher, all right.
Speaker 2: I didn't say, Cereal, I said more than once.
Speaker 5: I did this one other time, and that was only
Speaker 5: when we were six months together. So it's not like
Speaker 5: I've done this a million times one.
Speaker 4: So the last time it worked to get a long
Speaker 4: term relationship, is what you're saying.
Speaker 5: Actually, she was trying to break up with me last time,
Speaker 5: so it was sort of a different situation.
Speaker 4: Okay, you only pull this move out when you're really
Speaker 4: really desperate.
Speaker 2: Right before the restraining order takes effect. I mean that's
Speaker 2: the type of move this is justin. Why don't you
Speaker 2: feel bad? Why haven't you apologized?
Speaker 5: Oh, I mean, I'm sorry, Like it was okay, it
Speaker 5: was my tire.
Speaker 4: Oh, Tracy, you've heard his explanation, which was he felt
Speaker 4: like it was the best state of his life and
Speaker 4: he just didn't want it to end. Is there any
Speaker 4: part of you that feels compassion for him?
Speaker 8: He didn't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is clearly they need to mark the area better.
Speaker 4: That says this area is under surveillance.
Speaker 2: If you're psycho and planning to slash your own.
Speaker 3: Tire, yeah, it'd be a nice warning.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 8: It's really really weird, and I I just think that
Speaker 8: you should have spent tw hundred fifty dollars maybe taking
Speaker 8: me on on the dates the next time, because I
Speaker 8: would have said.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, like buying flowers, doing normal things, not psychotic exactly.
Speaker 5: You guys are acting like I committed murder or something.
Speaker 5: I mean I literally flashed my own tire and get
Speaker 5: over a guy.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Well that's fair.
Speaker 4: Let's give him credit for not murdering on the first stid. Okay,
Speaker 4: he deserves credit for that.
Speaker 2: I can't believe we're looking at murder red flags right now. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I'm pretty sure this is one.
Speaker 3: Of the in the bar Tracy.
Speaker 4: He's not a murderer, so yes, maybe that's enough to
Speaker 4: give him another chance.
Speaker 2: And the guy who obviously.
Speaker 1: Keeps a knife on him for his tire slash, I'm
Speaker 1: sure his car it was a screwdriver.
Speaker 8: Oh so whatever, it was unfortunate. I think that this
Speaker 8: one's definitely no.
Speaker 3: Furniture for you.
Speaker 5: Come on, now, you're missing out Listen. I'm pretty crafty, romantic,
Speaker 5: all of it.
Speaker 3: So I stole you these flowers.
Speaker 2: That's why your ex girlfriend stuck around.
Speaker 5: I mean she stayed around a couple more months after
Speaker 5: that flashed my title.
Speaker 3: So that's sweet.
Speaker 2: Manulated her.
Speaker 4: Okay, justin man, Look, I'm sorry, I'm not well. Tracy
Speaker 4: doesn't want.
Speaker 3: To go out with you. Clearly this isn't gonna work.
Speaker 2: Ever, it will ever work.
Speaker 5: If you do this, I mean you're probably fifty percent right.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's optimistic, probably made.
Speaker 4: And if you aren't happy with our services to you today,
Speaker 4: just remember Brooks car is the ev Subaru that's called building.
Speaker 3: Okay, so go to that.
Speaker 4: One's working, Jeffrey in the morning, man, we got to
Speaker 4: write a book on unique ways to woo a woman, No.
Speaker 4: Chapter five, gaining sympathy by slashing your own car tires
Speaker 4: and blaming her crappy neighborhood for you.
Speaker 1: We should also write a book, but the title should
Speaker 1: be like how to Spot a Psycho? Yeah, yeah, Psychos
Speaker 1: for Dummies.
Speaker 2: That could be good that.
Speaker 3: We'll do the sequel. That's the sequel to this one. Yeah,
Speaker 3: dummies for psychos.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know options here.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, we're gonna have so many best sellers
Speaker 4: when we're done writing all this stuff up.
Speaker 3: But yeah, it didn't work out today.
Speaker 4: The good news is we do have hundreds of successful
Speaker 4: phone calls that we have done for other couples.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I feel we can get anyone together.
Speaker 7: There's like a tire repair woman out there who loves
Speaker 7: this guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she just didn't hear the break yet.
Speaker 1: Okay, so yeah, there's a tire shop that loves his idioticity.
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