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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of one

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Speaker 1: in the Middle trend. Uh heurtesy If hary D is

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Speaker 1: one trend, it goes on and on and on. That's

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Speaker 1: a yeah, Ice President, your mama Erith on Twitter, thank

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Speaker 1: you for that. There you go, There you go, which

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Speaker 1: is appropriate. Oh I'm Jack you are my old Yeah,

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Speaker 1: still still true. But this day always been true since

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Speaker 1: day one, and it's an appropriate name for our trending

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Speaker 1: title because Aliyah's One in a Million is finally on streaming. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know were you here when we I don't think.

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Speaker 1: I think you were out on sabbatical when we were

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Speaker 1: talking about, like when it was announced that some of

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Speaker 1: the albums were coming back. Because her uncle owns the catalog,

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Speaker 1: the state doesn't, so there's like a lot of back

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Speaker 1: and forth. It's which is tragic because I, on one hand,

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Speaker 1: I wish they were both on the same page here,

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Speaker 1: But on the other hand, I can't just keep listening

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Speaker 1: to the bootleg shi online of Aliyah or I don't

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Speaker 1: have the patience to go find my old like early

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Speaker 1: it um. But yeah, great, great to hear it again.

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Speaker 1: It's one of the what what are what now remains

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Speaker 1: because Aliyah was one of the last holdouts of like

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Speaker 1: songs that weren't because Prince I think Princes I think

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Speaker 1: I'm there. Yeah. Um. The Beatles were like also holdouts.

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Speaker 1: They're on Apple now. Yeah, they're on Apple now. Led

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Speaker 1: Zeppelin was like a big one too. Um. But I

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Speaker 1: think at this point they've completely I think it started

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Speaker 1: off being like I'm not going to do that. They're like, wait,

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Speaker 1: what's the check because if you realize like you'll do

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Speaker 1: the kind of numbers that like other artists won't. But

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Speaker 1: still then they're like, wait, what's the revenue share? M

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Speaker 1: hmm okay. There's also some isn't there a conspiracy theory

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Speaker 1: that she was like drugged before the flight or something? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that was another thing. There's like a book coming out

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Speaker 1: and then like sort of carried onto the plane that

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Speaker 1: was overflowed, overloaded or whatever. So yeah, I don't know. Definitely,

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Speaker 1: we will find any musician who dies, we'll find some

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Speaker 1: conspiracy theory. I think the default is they're still alive

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Speaker 1: and they fake their death. But um, yeah, we will

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Speaker 1: always in the right wing conspiracy world like the shape

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Speaker 1: shifter narrative, because there are people who think, like, uh,

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Speaker 1: there's there's some wild ship. I don't even want to

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Speaker 1: bring it up because once you start looking at this ship,

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Speaker 1: you're just gonna get this hardened. Right. Um, alright, Mike

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Speaker 1: Richards is trending. We did it. We took him down. Um,

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Speaker 1: we'll tell you a little bit more about it on

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Speaker 1: Monday's episode. But brand opening, grand closing. You know, it

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Speaker 1: was quick, it was quick, he says. Yeah, I'm like, sorry,

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Speaker 1: it did the real standard thing where it's not his

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Speaker 1: actions that are a problem, it's that who he is

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Speaker 1: is just a distraction. Now, So better I just sunk

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Speaker 1: off out of here and just I'll just stay the

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Speaker 1: show runner of the show and steer it from there.

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Speaker 1: Dan Patrick is trending because yeah, not that one, the

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Speaker 1: Texas Lieutenant governor. Oh, the one who said sacrifice your

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Speaker 1: granny for COVID early on, And it's not his fault

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Speaker 1: that COVID went and got out of hand. He's actually

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Speaker 1: blaming black people for the state's COVID problem. Yep. He

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Speaker 1: went on I believe the Ingram Angle or some ship.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, I just got out there talking his nonsense

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Speaker 1: probably something like we should be thinking about blah blah

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Speaker 1: blah blah blah. But if you really look at it,

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Speaker 1: like like just from numerals, numbers, mathematics, you know that

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Speaker 1: that's not the case, just when you've actually take into

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Speaker 1: consideration what the population looks like. It. You know, this

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Speaker 1: is a standard trope because last week they were blaming

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Speaker 1: week had Probably next week they're gonna blame critical race

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Speaker 1: theory for the COVID and then after that is gonna

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Speaker 1: be Hamid kars i Um and the Afghani government or

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Speaker 1: It all ties back to feminism, right and then all

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Speaker 1: back up. It was Ruth Bader Ginsburg this whole time.

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Speaker 1: There's a new study that we're we're having trouble figuring

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Speaker 1: out how how they came up with us, but it's

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Speaker 1: saying that babies born during COVID have lower i q s. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was in the New York Post, which that's always

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Speaker 1: uh trustworthy source. UM but we were trying to figure out,

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Speaker 1: like what i Q tests are they giving to babies

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Speaker 1: tests are biased anyway, because which babies are they testing?

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Speaker 1: Which tests are they use? You know what? Right? I

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Speaker 1: mean they if they were like developmentally delayed a little bit,

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Speaker 1: even then, it's like that's such a that doesn't mean shit,

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Speaker 1: that just like a very early stage. I just want

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Speaker 1: to read just part of this New York post just

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Speaker 1: Signs discovered the coronavirus significant impact of the intelligence of

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Speaker 1: children born during it. Cognitive development researchers analyzed the cognitive

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Speaker 1: performance of six hundred seventy children born in Rhode Island,

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Speaker 1: a hundred eighty of them born well into the pandemic

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Speaker 1: before the pandemic, and a hundred seventy six of them

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Speaker 1: born during its beginning stage. January, Mary they found that

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Speaker 1: children born have print during that time pronounci lower i

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Speaker 1: time inside again? Now this this feels like a convenient

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Speaker 1: story for like Fox News view. Yeah yeah, yeah, so

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Speaker 1: then be like, see that's why these lockdowns. And I

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Speaker 1: get it though too because definitely, like with my friends

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Speaker 1: I still do not understand. They're just saying, like even

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Speaker 1: understand how you test this? Yeah, show me show me

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Speaker 1: Q is. There's still no like method all is even

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Speaker 1: in this Guardian article like how could you passive? Hey

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Speaker 1: baby who doesn't under picked the green ball? You know,

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Speaker 1: like motherfucker just pissed himself see that's a big bud

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Speaker 1: for this baby's intelligence. Like, what then are we talking

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Speaker 1: about anyway? I'm sure there's there's proper ways to do it,

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Speaker 1: but for the jokes, it doesn't make sense. Let's take

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Speaker 1: a quick break. We'll be right back, and we're back,

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Speaker 1: and Kendrick is trending. We've been on a Kendrick album

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Speaker 1: it was isaiahra Shots new album. It's so hard, it's

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Speaker 1: that was a new Kendrick album. But now they have

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Speaker 1: announced that Kendrick does have an album coming. There's like

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Speaker 1: a post on like a website that like you go

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Speaker 1: into it, it says like new thoughts. It's like a

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Speaker 1: there's like a think a folder that says new thoughts

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Speaker 1: and then when you click it, there's a statement and

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Speaker 1: again it's his this is where he announces this, but

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Speaker 1: it's like written just like you would imagine Kendrick Lamar

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Speaker 1: would say, like I'm making an album, it's very poited quote.

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Speaker 1: I spent most of my days with fleeting thoughts, writing, listening,

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Speaker 1: and collecting old beach cruisers. The morning rides keep me

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Speaker 1: on a hill of silence. I go months without a phone. Love,

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Speaker 1: loss and grief have disturbed my comfort zone. But the

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Speaker 1: glimmers of God speak through my music and family. While

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Speaker 1: the world around me evolves, I reflect on what matters

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Speaker 1: the most, the life in which my words will land next.

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Speaker 1: As I produced my final T D E album, I

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Speaker 1: feel joy to have been part of such a cultural

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Speaker 1: imprint after seventeen years, the struggles, the success, and most importantly,

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Speaker 1: the brotherhood made the most high. Continue to use Top

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Speaker 1: Dog as a vessel for candid creators as I continue

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Speaker 1: to pursue my life's calling. There's beauty and in completion

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Speaker 1: and always faith in the unknown. Thank you for keeping

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Speaker 1: me in your thoughts. I've prayed for you all. See

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Speaker 1: you soon enough. Oklahoma. So we signed it, Okloumba he

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Speaker 1: might be I don't know, dude, he's out there. We'll

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Speaker 1: see what I mean this, dude want the poets are

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Speaker 1: for Damn. So I'm very curious, especially because a lot

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Speaker 1: so we'll see what what this Oklahoma thing is about? Um?

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Speaker 1: But your reference beach cruisers? Yeah, he's have been collecting

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Speaker 1: vintage beach cruisers. Cool? Um, you know, so like you know,

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Speaker 1: like Deebo wood and Friday sooplen't collecting bikes. What's a

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Speaker 1: a beach cruisers a bike? Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, all right.

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Speaker 1: Uh well, another equally impactful poets are winning cultural institution

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Speaker 1: is dropping some heat today. Paw Patrol, the Nickelodeon show

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Speaker 1: about a team of pups private police force. Uh, someone say,

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Speaker 1: It's really like, my my five year old well out

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Speaker 1: Paw Patrol. But I'm sure they will want to watch

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Speaker 1: we love the police if they're dogs drugs. But I

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Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah cool, I'm sure there's gonna do numbers.

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Speaker 1: I just it's so funny seeing the tweets on like

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Speaker 1: let my child know about this ship right now? Please

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Speaker 1: sucking this other movie nine hundred thousand times. I cannot

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Speaker 1: do it, all right? And uh, finally, Facebook has been

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Speaker 1: trending before we get to the story they want us

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Speaker 1: trending is that the FTC Federal Trade Commission sharpening their

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Speaker 1: case against Facebook for their antitrust behavior um saying that

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Speaker 1: they basically buy up companies that are a threat. In

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Speaker 1: one case, Snap was interested in purchasing like this like

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Speaker 1: and then shut it down. So like they're just straight

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Speaker 1: up they're ad for society. Uh yeah, I mean I've

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Speaker 1: been reading and like listening to podcasts about the Gilded Age,

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Speaker 1: that this is essentially what oil barons and railroad barons

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Speaker 1: hoping that that is still possible, even though, to to

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Speaker 1: as a society. But yeah, unfortunately Facebook and companies like

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