Speaker 1: Ka boom. If you thought more hours a day, minutes
Speaker 1: a week was enough, I think again. He's the last
Speaker 1: remnants of the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness.
Speaker 1: He treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as
Speaker 1: the rich pill poppers in the penthouse, to clearinghouse of
Speaker 1: hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth Hour
Speaker 1: with Ben Maller starts right now swinging a sledge hammer,
Speaker 1: bringing the sledge hammer down, just like Dave Parker, who
Speaker 1: we had on yesterday. It is the Fifth Hour with
Speaker 1: Ben Maller. That's the headline right above the marquis there.
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Speaker 1: which is odd to me because this is kind of
Speaker 1: just continuation of the radio show. But there are people
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Speaker 1: is available there and yet again here on a Saturday,
Speaker 1: we are joined by David gascon affected dog on in
Speaker 1: the hallways rush for the four five. So he's l
Speaker 1: d dare stop a little little happy anniversary to me. Uh,
Speaker 1: this was a one year to the date. I I
Speaker 1: promptly went online and and ordered a an uncut, uncut
Speaker 1: and uncooked Tom Hawks State to be delivered to the
Speaker 1: Mallard mansion. And yeah, we're one year to the day,
Speaker 1: Ben Mallory, that you have had something in your good
Speaker 1: graces and you have yet to open the presence. So
Speaker 1: you are a piece of shit. As I might say, well,
Speaker 1: I appreciate that your birthday, it's behind well no, no, actually,
Speaker 1: hey Tommy, we're recording this on my birthday. You just
Speaker 1: called me a piece of ship on my birthday, you asshole.
Speaker 1: Do you understand you are so pretentious, snotty and conceited.
Speaker 1: It's all about you. You know, You're just like Doc Mike.
Speaker 1: I had Doc Mike and we did a uh you know,
Speaker 1: a couple of ask docs, and he made it all
Speaker 1: about him. You. You're unbelievable. You are unsavory, manipulated. We
Speaker 1: know you're a social climber and all that, but I
Speaker 1: mean that is that's the first time in my life
Speaker 1: I've been called a piece of ship on my birthday.
Speaker 1: So thank you for that. You checked that box. You
Speaker 1: have checked that box. Gascon outstanding. That's good. My final
Speaker 1: final breath, I'll think, well, one of the things that
Speaker 1: happened in my life that I didn't think what happened? Oh,
Speaker 1: I know a guy who I worked with calling me
Speaker 1: a piece of ship on my birthday that I didn't
Speaker 1: expect to have that happened you colossal Jackass's good Dare
Speaker 1: you you know how much time I spent production wise
Speaker 1: into putting not one, but two videos for you. Oh,
Speaker 1: let me get my violin out. Let me get my
Speaker 1: tiny violin d digital birthday cards that did from other
Speaker 1: We play the smallest violin I can get. I don't
Speaker 1: know what this is. This is a sob stories with this,
Speaker 1: you're telling a sobs Oh I had to edit a
Speaker 1: video together. Oh my god, I was working on a
Speaker 1: day that I do not work, and I was. Let
Speaker 1: me tell you, yes, my heart bleeds for you. Yeah
Speaker 1: it should. I'm shedding tears their crocodile tears, actually thinking
Speaker 1: of heart. I actually learned something fascinating the other day
Speaker 1: about about the heart. Um, you don't have one. You
Speaker 1: you no longer have heart. That you're a heartless bastard
Speaker 1: who just called a guy on his birthday piece of Yet.
Speaker 1: Did you know that that grapefruits can actually help remove
Speaker 1: plaque from your body? Uh? That sounds like something Doc
Speaker 1: Mike would throw out, but it does. Listen. Doc told me,
Speaker 1: if you want to go a little longer in the bedroom,
Speaker 1: just eat macadamia nuts. He told that was a secret
Speaker 1: every after it's not chocolate of macadae, no macadamia nuts
Speaker 1: and uh, which I used to eat those as a kid.
Speaker 1: I don't think he did much for me. But and
Speaker 1: then as a what else is doctor? You know? The
Speaker 1: pineapple fruit smoothie? Yeah? Yeah, Doc told me off the air.
Speaker 1: I talked to him the other day and he said, Ben,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna live to be a hundred and twenty because
Speaker 1: I do the pineapple fruit smoothie. So yeah, yeah, I got.
Speaker 1: He's in his mid seventies stock and uh, he looks
Speaker 1: like he's in his fifties. He's doing pretty well. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't drink my own piss, but he's doing pretty well.
Speaker 1: That's good. That's good for him. And as he's still
Speaker 1: in Chicago. Oh yeah, he's back in Chicago. Yeah. He
Speaker 1: he is as authentic Chicago is deep Dish pizza and
Speaker 1: that Italian beef sandwich to Chicago is famous for. I mean,
Speaker 1: he just he is the walking, talking cliche of Chicago.
Speaker 1: When you hear him talk, he sounds like Doc sounds
Speaker 1: like one of the characters from that old Saturday Night Lives. Yeah,
Speaker 1: imitation of like did with what the country is slowly
Speaker 1: coming back to its normal state. Are you? Uh? Do
Speaker 1: you have a trip to Chicago or Philadelphia or New
Speaker 1: York or Boston on the uh? On the front, there's
Speaker 1: nothing on the agenda as of now, but I will
Speaker 1: likely get to Wisconsin. And when I go to Wisconsin,
Speaker 1: I would likely just fly into Chicago because it's cheaper
Speaker 1: and I'm frugal, and I'll fly into Chicago, spend a
Speaker 1: couple of days in Chicago, and then make the drive
Speaker 1: up to Appleton, Wisconsin and uh, you know, see my
Speaker 1: my younger brother who's lived in Appleton for a number
Speaker 1: of years there, and I think we'll have a Mallard
Speaker 1: brother reunion. So I'll get my brother from the East Coast.
Speaker 1: We'll meet centrally there in Wisconsin. But we have nothing schedules,
Speaker 1: a lot of other things going on, so I'm hoping
Speaker 1: that will happen later this summer, but there's no there's
Speaker 1: no guarantee. Also, I'm supposed to go to Florida for something,
Speaker 1: but I don't know if that's gonna happen either. So
Speaker 1: to relocate i'd be great. It would be the first thing.
Speaker 1: The first thing they'll tell you if you ever make
Speaker 1: it big. Not that you've made a big guest. The
Speaker 1: first thing they tell you, moved to Florida, Right, jeter Man,
Speaker 1: he got caught for like tax evasion because he claimed
Speaker 1: his residency in Florida. Well, the famous story. I have
Speaker 1: a friend whose buddies with Matt Drudge, the political the
Speaker 1: political political guy. And when the Drudge Report hit, Matt
Speaker 1: Drudge was living in Los Angeles and he would put
Speaker 1: the Drudge Report together at a coffee shop in in
Speaker 1: like West Hollywood. And then during the Clinton like Monica
Speaker 1: Lewinsky days, this became this huge deal and he started
Speaker 1: making just a ton of money. And the first thing
Speaker 1: they told him, as the story was passed on second
Speaker 1: hand to me, moved to Florida. If you want to
Speaker 1: keep that money, moved to Florida. You can't keep that
Speaker 1: money from California. And it's even worse now, I mean,
Speaker 1: think about but it's not just California, but it's pretty
Speaker 1: much anywhere that has the you know, New York, the
Speaker 1: same way they tell you to move to Florida, New Jersey. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And after a couple of days ago, with the joint
Speaker 1: addressed to the Congress, I'm meant too, I'm done too,
Speaker 1: comfortable with where our our country is going in terms
Speaker 1: of taxes. What was that old saying no taxation without
Speaker 1: what representation? We don't have any kind of representation here
Speaker 1: in California right now. It's like take take, takee, takee, take,
Speaker 1: and don't fucking mind me. Like so, Ronald Reagan. When
Speaker 1: I was a kid, it was, you know, trickled down
Speaker 1: economics always a big thing. So what what is the Biden?
Speaker 1: You start in the middle and then explode. Is that
Speaker 1: what he's planning or at the bottom, and you know,
Speaker 1: shoot it up and don't forget. When you die, then
Speaker 1: your ass is gonna get a taxed too, with the
Speaker 1: death tax, multiple death taxes. So well that's why not
Speaker 1: that I would say, you know this, it's nothing illegal.
Speaker 1: But if you start a trust, yes that's the move
Speaker 1: there if you actually have any money. If you don't
Speaker 1: have any money, who cares. But if you can start
Speaker 1: a family trust, and you know what I get everyone
Speaker 1: else we uhould goof on trust fund babies and things
Speaker 1: like that. When I was a kid, oh you're a
Speaker 1: trust fund baby. But now I was an adult, I'm like,
Speaker 1: whoa that the way to go, right, because you want actually,
Speaker 1: if you, you work your life, maybe you're lucky enough
Speaker 1: to save a few bucks before you check out. You
Speaker 1: want to pass that on to the next generation, or
Speaker 1: give it to charity, whatever. But and they don't. The
Speaker 1: government comes in there and just like a battering ram
Speaker 1: and they take it. But if you have a trust,
Speaker 1: you can keep that money and pass that on to
Speaker 1: somebody else. That's the way to get and people forget
Speaker 1: O J. Simpson. He was found not guilty in his
Speaker 1: criminal trial, but he was found guilty in the civil suit. Well,
Speaker 1: the Goldman's have had a horrible time trying to collect
Speaker 1: on that money. The reason why is because all that
Speaker 1: money is protected in his real estate and his trust
Speaker 1: in Florida. Yeah, and o J is making um I
Speaker 1: was gonna say a killing, but that would be inappropriate.
Speaker 1: But he's he's doing very he's doing very well. He's
Speaker 1: got the NFL pension, the football pension, which is not great,
Speaker 1: but then all the real estate that he made doing
Speaker 1: those commercials back back in the day, for sure, And
Speaker 1: all of a sudden he's on social media defending police officers,
Speaker 1: like what kind of fucked up world do we live?
Speaker 1: Double double homicide? Well he should really O J b
Speaker 1: be supporting bad prosecutors is what he gparting, because that's
Speaker 1: the most important part of that whole o J dynamic
Speaker 1: shoddy prosecution, which is why o J while we're doing
Speaker 1: this podcast, is playing golf. Okay, So it's I am
Speaker 1: good because you get people all right now they're sending
Speaker 1: fund the police. I am good if you defunded the police,
Speaker 1: just as long as you defunded the Department of Justice.
Speaker 1: It just feels like the Department of Justice runs rough
Speaker 1: shot over whoever the funk they want, and it's not
Speaker 1: blind at all. It is just one way or the other.
Speaker 1: God forbid. I'm kind of curious to see what's gonna
Speaker 1: happen with really Giuliani. And this is the same dude
Speaker 1: that took down the mafia back in the day, and
Speaker 1: you have the FEDS rating his apartment in New York
Speaker 1: just a couple days ago. Yeah, well, you know that
Speaker 1: famous the scales of justice, right, justice is blind, which
Speaker 1: you referred to. If you were to update that, you
Speaker 1: would have instead of a blindfold, you would have binoculars
Speaker 1: instead of the blindfold, one color, one color. Unbelievable. A
Speaker 1: chance to watch the joint address to Congress a couple
Speaker 1: of days ago. You know, I did not, actually I
Speaker 1: I'm not a I don't think Joe Biden is a
Speaker 1: very compelling speaker. I should have actually watched it, but
Speaker 1: I was doing something else that night, so I did
Speaker 1: not check it out. I did I did see some clips.
Speaker 1: I did see some clips that of course, the clips
Speaker 1: are the most polarizing things, and so that that of
Speaker 1: course upset me, as you would imagine. So, but it
Speaker 1: plays right into your show because you've had and I
Speaker 1: forget who it was, but you've had a couple of
Speaker 1: athletes that have had just the greatest sound bites because
Speaker 1: it's nothing but cliche. Oh yeah, well Scott Pott, Sidnik,
Speaker 1: the king of cliches, the gold standard. Just take it
Speaker 1: one game at a time, you know, and all and
Speaker 1: he just went on and on. He did like sixteen
Speaker 1: or seventeen in a row, rattat tat. Yeah. I think
Speaker 1: I think President Biden had a great night of platitudes.
Speaker 1: I thought it was fun filled with platitudes. I just
Speaker 1: felt like I needed to hug somebody. I feel like
Speaker 1: I needed to hug somebody, just close and hold them tight.
Speaker 1: While Joe Biden was given US a joint address to
Speaker 1: the Congress, not the State of the Union, but a
Speaker 1: joint address to the Congress. I thought it was fun,
Speaker 1: filled with platitudes. Yeah, it's very similar the State of
Speaker 1: the Union addresses too, like the the NFL draft which
Speaker 1: is going on this weekend. Right, there's a language, there's
Speaker 1: a lexicon. Yeah, like you make a few of those
Speaker 1: together and you know the jargon. And once you know
Speaker 1: the jargon, you can I could sound like a president
Speaker 1: if you gave me, you know, thirty forty minutes to
Speaker 1: write a speech as the president in the native tongue
Speaker 1: as a president, I could give you a presidential ease
Speaker 1: type type speech. You know the language and the words,
Speaker 1: and you know, we want to bring everyone together right now,
Speaker 1: Biden went off script because normally you never say we
Speaker 1: want to raise taxes, so that that was, that was
Speaker 1: a lone wolf situation. Normally would not not do that.
Speaker 1: We can't we can't build back better. We have to
Speaker 1: build back better. It was exactly what he said last
Speaker 1: night too. That was that jumped out to me too
Speaker 1: last night. I thought that was actually a few days ago. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well yeah, I mean it's fresh my mind. So interesting.
Speaker 1: But the power of social media. It's front and center,
Speaker 1: you have you have that, And then you had Twitter
Speaker 1: trending with Tim Scott calling him uncle him, you know,
Speaker 1: like God forbid, you know, like Lebron James and social
Speaker 1: media account is safe taking a shot at an officer.
Speaker 1: He's fine people calling out Tim Scott. He's good to go.
Speaker 1: But yeah, you know, if it's one way, it's okay.
Speaker 1: If it's the other way, not so much. It's a
Speaker 1: it's a wild world that we're in. The great thing.
Speaker 1: They have no shame in their game. The people that
Speaker 1: are on Twitter, they're like, no, no, this they always have.
Speaker 1: There's always an excuse they always Well, all since Lebron
Speaker 1: deleted the tweet where he docks the police officer and
Speaker 1: threatened him, was really nothing we can do, so not
Speaker 1: so I guess Trump should have just deleted. President Trump
Speaker 1: should have just deleted all of his tweets, and then
Speaker 1: right after he sent him like five minutes later. So, well,
Speaker 1: you know, there's one thing you can do. It's not
Speaker 1: on our platform anymore. Yeah, he's not apologetic though, he's
Speaker 1: not abashed. Yeah. Well, how about our guy Leo Terrell,
Speaker 1: friend of the podcast The Great Leo Terrell throwing some
Speaker 1: haymakers at Lebron. I love that. I had a smile there.
Speaker 1: Leo too, if he missed it. He revealed that a
Speaker 1: black police officer wanted to meet with Lebron about his
Speaker 1: issues with the police, and Lebron check in it. No no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no. So I guess Lebron doesn't really want
Speaker 1: checks and balances. Uh, he just wants to to lob
Speaker 1: molotov cocktails and stand off on the side and not
Speaker 1: to be part of the solution, you know. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's easier to go that route because you're protected, you're insulated,
Speaker 1: and you could run as wild as you want and
Speaker 1: no one's gonna hold you accountable. It's just that's how
Speaker 1: with a good conversation last week with Ryan Leaf, and
Speaker 1: we talked about that with Kaepernick, like, yeah, you could
Speaker 1: have one message, but all of a sudden gets deluded
Speaker 1: when you start throwing other shit out there because you
Speaker 1: go off the track. Be sure to catch live editions
Speaker 1: of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am Eastern
Speaker 1: eleven pm Pacific. Be sure to catch live editions of
Speaker 1: The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven
Speaker 1: PM Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and the I Heart
Speaker 1: Radio app. Yeah, there's no, there's no question but that
Speaker 1: that Lebron thing. Yeah. Combine that with his fight for
Speaker 1: the you know, the people make everything better, you know,
Speaker 1: for the lower you know man, and then in China
Speaker 1: where he's like totally in bed with the Chinese government.
Speaker 1: It's it's fascinating, totally out hypocritical. But speaking of being
Speaker 1: in bed, I I forgot to tell you this. Uh,
Speaker 1: the the day you realize I had to stay up
Speaker 1: an extra two hours to put together your birthday videos,
Speaker 1: your digital birthday cards. I expected some thank yous. I
Speaker 1: expected probably a call to say I appreciate it. Um,
Speaker 1: you know, like I was there for you when you're
Speaker 1: in the hospital. I was there when you burned your
Speaker 1: mouth last season. You didn't come to the hush. You
Speaker 1: never visited me in the hospital for your birthday. I
Speaker 1: was in the You never showed up to the hospital.
Speaker 1: I did. I've been in the hospital a couple of
Speaker 1: times since I've met you, and you didn't show up
Speaker 1: either time. Well I was I thought about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you thought, okay, Well that's that's like my dad. My dad.
Speaker 1: I he never visited me in the hospital. I was
Speaker 1: in that surgery, the gallbladder, and uh he told me, well,
Speaker 1: I don't really like those places, like, well, I don't either.
Speaker 1: So the COVID thing was perfect for my dad because no, like,
Speaker 1: if I would go to the hospital, I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I can't visit you know, I'd like to visit you,
Speaker 1: but I can't, you know, because of the COVID things.
Speaker 1: So that's true. That is all right. So I got
Speaker 1: a I got a couple of things that you have
Speaker 1: something else. Stay with Dave Parker. Yeah, I mean, I
Speaker 1: know you have your nicknames, but Cobra is up there.
Speaker 1: And the best part is the way that he taught us.
Speaker 1: His ship never stank, it sounded like and he was
Speaker 1: just a fucking ball player, which I love. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I was a big fan of Dave party. That's why
Speaker 1: I was excited to have mine. I always et played
Speaker 1: in forever since the early nineties. But yeah, uh yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, he he had style. And I told the story,
Speaker 1: you know, the sledge hammer when I was a kid,
Speaker 1: like remember going to you know, young guys going to
Speaker 1: Angel games and and just weren't very good that Dave
Speaker 1: Parker and Dave Winfield, but they weren't particularly good. And
Speaker 1: and I remember getting down near the on deck circle
Speaker 1: and and Dave Parker was like a bigger than life
Speaker 1: as he swung the sledge hammer and the on deck
Speaker 1: circle and I'm like, what, it's awesome, Man's it was
Speaker 1: like really cool, man, It's like four or something like that.
Speaker 1: But Flor's hammer. Could you imagine if you're a fan
Speaker 1: in Pittsburgh to have the balls though, to throw some
Speaker 1: bolts and nuts at him? Yeah, that is astronomically crazy.
Speaker 1: You hear stories like I don't want I was, you know,
Speaker 1: around the Dodgers back at Candlestick, they would throw batteries
Speaker 1: and things. I don't in Philadelphia they did that. But yeah,
Speaker 1: you fill a sock, that's a weapon. You could kill someone, Yes,
Speaker 1: you could kill them. I remember when the Broncos did
Speaker 1: that to the Raiders back in the day of those
Speaker 1: snowballs they pack, they'd pack batteries in them and then
Speaker 1: fire them and hit him in the head. I just
Speaker 1: I can't imagine that. I imagine doing that nowadays, No way.
Speaker 1: I mean you'd be prosecuted obviously, well you would be prosecuted,
Speaker 1: but I wouldn't be shocked if that stuff still occasionally
Speaker 1: takes place. There's always the Yahoo out there, and that's
Speaker 1: why I love HBO. They do some great documentaries. But
Speaker 1: they would do some features on the Broad Street Bullies,
Speaker 1: the old school Philadelphia Flyers and how the Philadelphia Spectrum
Speaker 1: was an absolute zoo, not because of all the the
Speaker 1: goal activity on the eyes, but they'd just be melee's
Speaker 1: in the stands of the Spectrum and people did not
Speaker 1: give a fuck. I mean, the Great Western form was
Speaker 1: like that on occasions for Lakers and Kings games, but
Speaker 1: I don't think I think it pales in comparison to
Speaker 1: what was the greatness of Philadelphia back in the day. Well,
Speaker 1: the Philadelphia sports fan is it's like a part animal,
Speaker 1: you know, part beast, part human, the Philly that's the
Speaker 1: reputation and the Yeah. I remember seeing UH in a
Speaker 1: story about the Philly Fanatic, Dave Raymond, the guy that
Speaker 1: became the Philly Fanatic, and like what he was doing
Speaker 1: and what he was walking into in Philadelphia when the
Speaker 1: fanatic was born as a mascot, and how he had
Speaker 1: to entertain the animals, right, the deplorable fans of the
Speaker 1: Phillies and UH, and he he was able to pull
Speaker 1: it off, and the greatest mascot of them all. But man,
Speaker 1: you go in there and you're you mean you people
Speaker 1: are vomiting on you. I mean, it's just it's just terrible.
Speaker 1: It's wretched and uh and you go out. You have
Speaker 1: the clown costume on through all the Mayhem, chaos and anarchy.
Speaker 1: And he pulled it off because you had the you
Speaker 1: have the seventies six years, you had the Flyers obviously,
Speaker 1: and then of course you go to the vet for
Speaker 1: the Phillies. Well, the Eagles is the most legendary and
Speaker 1: they were the first team to have NFL jail at
Speaker 1: the stadium. I remember that was like a big deal.
Speaker 1: It's like, wait a minute, you've got a judge. There's
Speaker 1: so many people getting arrested at Eagle games that you
Speaker 1: have to have a court, like a little mini courthouse
Speaker 1: in the in the stadium. I mean, what's what was
Speaker 1: that all about? It's crazy. I wish our court system
Speaker 1: was quicker like that nowadays. Oh yeah, and now it's
Speaker 1: a bridge to nowhere. Now. It's like that I've said,
Speaker 1: it was like that Homer Simpson, Not Homer, it's um,
Speaker 1: Grandpa Simpson. You know that famous meme where he walks in,
Speaker 1: puts his hat down, circles back, grabs his hat and
Speaker 1: his jacket, walks out. That's pretty much what it's like
Speaker 1: when you go to court for most things that you're
Speaker 1: in and out. It's like, that's what a hamburger is
Speaker 1: all about. That's what the justice system is all about.
Speaker 1: So I've got haunted Mansion. Uh, We've got a monster
Speaker 1: Mash Monster Mash, and a brief pop quiz, but let's
Speaker 1: start out with the Haunted Mansion. So it was an
Speaker 1: interesting week. I have not I don't believe I've told
Speaker 1: this story before, so I'll tell it right here. I
Speaker 1: saved it for the podcast. So the other night I
Speaker 1: was doing the radio show per Normal from the remote
Speaker 1: Fox Sports Radio studio here at the Mallard Mansion. And
Speaker 1: in one of the time outs we don't have breaks,
Speaker 1: but one of the timeouts where they might or might
Speaker 1: not be playing commercials, I heard this like clawing at
Speaker 1: the door. I have a door that goes outside from
Speaker 1: my studio, and you know, it's the middle of the night,
Speaker 1: and I'm shaking my head. I'm like, what the fuck
Speaker 1: is that? Uh? So I go to the door I
Speaker 1: peek out the window to see what's going huh. I
Speaker 1: see nothing but darkness, all right. So I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: it was just my imagination or whatever it was went away.
Speaker 1: And then about ten fifteen minutes later, I take my
Speaker 1: headphones off and happens again, and I'm like, holy fuck,
Speaker 1: what is going on? So again I look outside. All
Speaker 1: I see is darkness. I see nothing like zippo. And
Speaker 1: so picture if you will, a world where it sounds
Speaker 1: for a few seconds like you're hearing this ferocious beast
Speaker 1: who's trying to break the door down to get into
Speaker 1: your studio, but you don't see anything. I just think
Speaker 1: about that. It's like it's like like Poultergeist or something
Speaker 1: like that. So at this point I was starting to
Speaker 1: think that I was in some kind of like secret
Speaker 1: dimension like a sci fi show. I can go full
Speaker 1: rod Sterling. You probably don't even know who Rod Sterling is,
Speaker 1: right of course, they do, go, why don't you all? Right?
Speaker 1: Here we go? Here we go. In my rod Stilling,
Speaker 1: there is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known
Speaker 1: to man. It is a dimension as vast as space
Speaker 1: and timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light,
Speaker 1: and shadow, between science and superstition. And it lies between
Speaker 1: the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge.
Speaker 1: This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area
Speaker 1: we call the twilight zone. And and and and and
Speaker 1: and and and and and that's good. It's good. A righting.
Speaker 1: You're part of a documentary here too. I could tell now,
Speaker 1: as Paul Harvey would say, good day, the rest all
Speaker 1: the story, So that wild beast at the end of
Speaker 1: the show, I grabbed the flashlight. I said, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go out there and I'm gonna catch this
Speaker 1: wild beast. So I I manned up and went outside.
Speaker 1: I you want to take a guess what it was.
Speaker 1: I'm hopeful that it was a snake. I mean snake,
Speaker 1: A snake banging on the door. Yes, um, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say it was a skunk. That's what I thought it was.
Speaker 1: It turns out. I walked out, I looked to the
Speaker 1: to the right, I didn't see anything. I looked to
Speaker 1: the middle, I didn't see anything. I looked to the left,
Speaker 1: and staring back at me, shivering was my dog, Bella. Bella.
Speaker 1: I had been moving stuff. We had we had been
Speaker 1: moving some things around the house out to the mallanmobile,
Speaker 1: and I guess lost in the shuffle, Bella had snuck out.
Speaker 1: And I did the math on this. I did the
Speaker 1: Mallar math on this guestcount and Bella, my dog, ended
Speaker 1: up spending roughly six or seven hours outside. Am I
Speaker 1: talking about the backyard? This was to the front. The
Speaker 1: Bella could have run could have been three miles away
Speaker 1: for all I know. And unlike previous situations when she
Speaker 1: did wander off, she did not go on a sojourn
Speaker 1: around the neighborhood, or if she did, she came back
Speaker 1: and she was sitting there outside my studio. Listen. She
Speaker 1: must have been listening to the entire show, just waiting
Speaker 1: for me to shut up the big mouth that I am.
Speaker 1: So I feel like I dodged a bullet on that one.
Speaker 1: It's funny because we actually talked about this situation and
Speaker 1: Bella last week. Yeah, you had a situation like a
Speaker 1: few years ago where you actually had her outside for
Speaker 1: a long period of time. Yeah, I mean this has
Speaker 1: happened where she's she's gone out and about, but this
Speaker 1: was a whild She's like jumping and knocking against the
Speaker 1: door and she would do that kind of stuff in
Speaker 1: the house, and I just figured she was in the house.
Speaker 1: No more, she sleeps when I'm on the air, because
Speaker 1: why wouldn't you. But that was that was just saying
Speaker 1: now the monster mash moving on, all right, the monster
Speaker 1: mash big thanks to Phil in Cambridge, Massachusetts. Now why
Speaker 1: must I thank Phil in Cambridge, Massachusetts? Because Phil is
Speaker 1: the hot dog benefactor. He's my dog dealer. He's my
Speaker 1: dog dealer. Now. I have long said Gascon that the
Speaker 1: greatest hot dog that I've had in the ballpark is
Speaker 1: the Monster Dog, the Finway Monster Dog. It trumps the
Speaker 1: Dodger dog. The hot dogs in Cleveland are pretty good,
Speaker 1: you know, New York whatever, But the Monster dog is
Speaker 1: the perfect dog. And it's and and so you know,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't get the Boston that much. And
Speaker 1: this guy lives that right there in the belly of
Speaker 1: the beast. And so he hooked hooked me up with
Speaker 1: some Finway Monster Dogs and send those out with some
Speaker 1: dry ice there. And he's been doing this for years.
Speaker 1: I didn't happen last year because of the whole the
Speaker 1: whole nonsense with with the COVID. But uh yeah, every
Speaker 1: summer at the Mallard mansion. It's a guilty pleasure, you know.
Speaker 1: You know, a few times during the summer, and a
Speaker 1: couple of times every month, I'll be out grilling the dogs,
Speaker 1: the Finway Monster Dogs, watching some baseball. Now, are you
Speaker 1: are you the type that loads up the hot dog?
Speaker 1: Are you going catchup mustard, Sarah Kroud, onions, bell peppers?
Speaker 1: Are are you? Do you have your regular Well that's
Speaker 1: a great question, uha, Reilily, You're on the pulse of
Speaker 1: the people there with that question. So what I have done,
Speaker 1: guest gun? Originally I was just a catchup guy, but
Speaker 1: then people would shame me for being a ketchup guy.
Speaker 1: So then I go, I go a line of ketchup,
Speaker 1: line of mustard, back to back, so I I create
Speaker 1: like this pin stripe effect on the dog where I
Speaker 1: go back with and I I've only been open to
Speaker 1: onions occasionally. I'm not against it, not into sauer Kraut
Speaker 1: at all. I've taken a strong anti sauer Kraud position.
Speaker 1: But yeah, and to me, a hot dog, if it's
Speaker 1: properly made, you don't need all that crap on top
Speaker 1: of it. A properly cooked hot dog. The proper amount
Speaker 1: of grilling and char on it. Oh man, what what
Speaker 1: about barbecue sauce? Yeah, I'm not a barbecue honey mustard.
Speaker 1: I've done honey mustard on the hot dog. Um, I've
Speaker 1: also here's a veteran move. Rather than put the toppings
Speaker 1: on top of the dog, you could do the old dipsy,
Speaker 1: do the dip, right, do the dip. Then every bite
Speaker 1: is covered in whatever kind of sauce you want to
Speaker 1: put on. That's not bad now, my my fat days,
Speaker 1: I would do that with babe, you were never fat?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I would do I would
Speaker 1: do that with bagels and cream cheese. I would dunk
Speaker 1: the I would dunk the bagel into the cream cheese,
Speaker 1: not spread it with a knife like a normal human being.
Speaker 1: I would get cream cheese and just get a buttlet
Speaker 1: of cream cheese. And all the things we all did
Speaker 1: when we were at our fattest was just just simply
Speaker 1: I would standing. I remember I would when I was
Speaker 1: living as a bachelor, I would get a giant bag
Speaker 1: of Cheetos and like two or three of those giant
Speaker 1: oversized Hershey bars with almonds, and I just like double fist,
Speaker 1: you know, one hand Cheetos. The other hand, I would
Speaker 1: go with the candy bars, and yeah, that's that's my move.
Speaker 1: I was working last week with Jason Smith and he
Speaker 1: told me that you guys would you guys would make
Speaker 1: your walks to the liquor store in between breaks, you
Speaker 1: guys would buy at least four cans or four bottles
Speaker 1: of coke or whatever you guys are drinking that. Oh yeah, man,
Speaker 1: that in the early days of Fox Sports Radio. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was. It was on man. We it was total gluttony.
Speaker 1: And yeah, because both me and Jason we were you know,
Speaker 1: he was he had a girlfriend, but I didn't even
Speaker 1: have a girlfriend. And it was just gorging, right. We
Speaker 1: would just gobble, gobble, gobble, and the radio show actually
Speaker 1: got in the way of us trying to shovel food
Speaker 1: into our mouths uh. And we were like making a
Speaker 1: run at Joey Chestnut. It was and all you can
Speaker 1: eat buffet. Man. Remember that sandwich shop, Blimpia's. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: we were. We were Blimp's. Is that even still around?
Speaker 1: Blimpezer is that gone? Is completely gone? Out of business?
Speaker 1: But that's an outdated reference. But yeah, we we needed
Speaker 1: personal trainers. Jumping Jack's uh you know, push up zoombo whatever.
Speaker 1: But we uh we we just had gummy bears, huge
Speaker 1: bags of chips, soda. Oh god. And now look at us.
Speaker 1: We now we have synthetic beef that's being made. How
Speaker 1: about that? We look at me now. I don't even
Speaker 1: eat much during the week. I mean I've got I
Speaker 1: eat like, uh, you know, I don't etn on Monday.
Speaker 1: I don't eat on Wednesday, I do I was. I
Speaker 1: don't even on Thursday, so I don't sometimes I don't
Speaker 1: even on Sunday. So yeah, I got some weird weird. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's good. I over ate so much. I'm just trying
Speaker 1: to equalize, trying to equalize by eating less. Now all right, now,
Speaker 1: have you have you gone away from all the fast
Speaker 1: food places like in and out, McDonald's, Carl's, JR. Burger King.
Speaker 1: Have you have you completely put those? No, I'm not completely.
Speaker 1: I will do raising canes, chicken fingers, I will do that.
Speaker 1: I will do Wabba grill, which they claim is healthy,
Speaker 1: but it's covered in like sugary sauce, so I don't
Speaker 1: think it's really healthy. It's good, though, you know, like
Speaker 1: wabba grill, it's a local place. I know it's a chain,
Speaker 1: I think, but it's just as cal. I think it's
Speaker 1: in the West. I think, yeah, it's pretty good. I'll
Speaker 1: do that, you know, I have. My dad used to
Speaker 1: love Panda Express of all places, so we would go
Speaker 1: there with him occasionally. Double orange yeah was the no. No.
Speaker 1: I went Orange Beijing beef, all right, Yeah, Orange Beijing
Speaker 1: beef would be my chow Maine. I used to be
Speaker 1: a rice gap and then I shifted over to the
Speaker 1: chow mane. You didn't do mixed Yeah, I meant mostly
Speaker 1: to chow Maine. It felt like I was eating vegetables
Speaker 1: because there were vegetables mixed in with the noodles. So no, no,
Speaker 1: so yeah, uh that's about it. I don't even I
Speaker 1: haven't even McDonald's in a long time. I used to
Speaker 1: love McDonald's. The fries, Oh that twenty piece nugget and fries.
Speaker 1: I was in heaven. Carl's Jr. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: I had Carl's Junior two days ago, and I'm I'm
Speaker 1: really disappointed it what you get the six dollar burger?
Speaker 1: I just still called the six dollar burger. It's about
Speaker 1: twelve dollar burger. I I always get the number four,
Speaker 1: which is a double Western bacon cheeseburger, fries and dr Pepper.
Speaker 1: And back in the day when I was a kid,
Speaker 1: it costs five dollars and ten cents. I got it.
Speaker 1: A few days ago was thirteen dollars. Same well yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and uh that used to drive me crazy. I would
Speaker 1: go to Windy's and I knew exactly how much my
Speaker 1: I was. I was such a regular customer at Windy's.
Speaker 1: I would get the chicken sandwich combo and a six
Speaker 1: piece nugget. That was my go to right, and I
Speaker 1: knew exactly how much I had to spend. And back
Speaker 1: in those days, you know, I had cash. And then
Speaker 1: every time they would raise the prices, it would totally
Speaker 1: funk up my whole plan because I had you know,
Speaker 1: I only brought a certain amount of money. It's like
Speaker 1: Tito's tacos here in l A, right. I love Tito's.
Speaker 1: It's a it's a guilty pleasure for me. Tito's tacos.
Speaker 1: But I used to go there. I could get five
Speaker 1: tacos for like eight bucks. Now it's like five dollars
Speaker 1: of taco, so it's it's like twenty five dollars for
Speaker 1: the same thing that would cost like eight bucks when
Speaker 1: I first started going. It's pain. It's pain. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna lie, though, I don't think I'm gonna have I
Speaker 1: can't have a number four again. I've had that residual
Speaker 1: effects of the double Western bacon cheeseburger for forts. So, oh,
Speaker 1: you're getting a old guest un once you turned fifty
Speaker 1: and have become problematic and you're way past fifty, man
Speaker 1: you are man oh man. That does suck, though, when
Speaker 1: you eat something that you enjoy, and it happens every
Speaker 1: once in a while, like all on the weekends, I
Speaker 1: have this pretty rigorous thing where I fast, and I
Speaker 1: fact I've let me, let me brag a little bit.
Speaker 1: I'll pull a guest on here. Let me see what
Speaker 1: when I'm at here, Mike trying to get to three
Speaker 1: sixty five. But I think that is going to be
Speaker 1: the rest of my life. I have fasted now. I
Speaker 1: have three hundred nine consecutive fast, but it's actually longer
Speaker 1: than that because a forty eight hour or a sixty
Speaker 1: five hour fast counts is one fast. So I think
Speaker 1: I'm actually way over the three nine consecutive fast and
Speaker 1: my wife gets a little annoyed because we'll be on
Speaker 1: the you know, we're going somewhere on the weekends, and
Speaker 1: I'll be like, I can't eat for another four hours
Speaker 1: because I ate too late last night. And it's like
Speaker 1: this this rush to try to finish. I usually try
Speaker 1: to finish eating by eight o'clock because then I can
Speaker 1: eat at noon, I can eat lunch the next day,
Speaker 1: because that's if I just go sixteen hours on the weekends.
Speaker 1: I usually go sixteen or seventeen. But it's sometimes you know,
Speaker 1: you're doing stuff and you cannot stop right when you
Speaker 1: you want to. So interesting, that makes sense, man, that's uh,
Speaker 1: that's impressive. That's streak. That's impressive. And what do you
Speaker 1: act on your your streak? You like to brag about
Speaker 1: your fast I'm I'm not fast. And this week since
Speaker 1: I've have gone off the rails a little bit, I
Speaker 1: will I will commence day of the draft. I'll read.
Speaker 1: You gotta have discipline, gotta have that discipline. No, no, all, right,
Speaker 1: here we go. Pop quiz, pop quiz, pop quiz, pop quiz.
Speaker 1: I do a few of these ninety This is stuff
Speaker 1: I found on the internet, and I think it's interesting.
Speaker 1: So we'll talk about it. Percent of social media users
Speaker 1: have unfollowed someone because of this reason. What is it
Speaker 1: their politics? No? No, And the reason it's not politics
Speaker 1: is because most people only follow people that have the
Speaker 1: same thoughts they have, right, But it's someone constantly pitching products.
Speaker 1: There's always that an annoying person. Buy my new cologne,
Speaker 1: or you should buy this outfit, Like, no, I don't
Speaker 1: want to buy that. Don't shove that down my throat.
Speaker 1: Say I see that mostly on Instagram. I don't see
Speaker 1: it on Twitter, and I'm not on Facebook. So yeah, uh,
Speaker 1: what else we have? About one out of three of
Speaker 1: us have done this in our sleep? What is it? Sleepwalked? No? No,
Speaker 1: sleepwalking is the lower percentage. But send a text message?
Speaker 1: No way? How can you tend? How can you do that?
Speaker 1: I can understand butt dialing, which is the thing, or
Speaker 1: maybe if your phones on the bed somehow, if it's
Speaker 1: not locked, you hit the right button and you you
Speaker 1: call somebody. But to send a text message, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: that's challenging. Yeah, one out of three. It's a pretty
Speaker 1: pretty high percentage. Pret high percentage. All right, now, what
Speaker 1: is next year? Any meny money? Mo? A new survey
Speaker 1: asked people to name the biggest ways they treat their
Speaker 1: pets like children. The numbber answer was a tie between
Speaker 1: make sure they eat a healthy diet and blank that one, um,
Speaker 1: they carry them around as opposed to letting them walk. No,
Speaker 1: this involves food. Also, m hm, they let them eat
Speaker 1: the food out of their mouth. Well not kind of
Speaker 1: sharing food with What the fuck? It's so? You don't
Speaker 1: those two go against each other. Isn't that like a
Speaker 1: you know, it's like a quite the juxtaposition, because if
Speaker 1: a dog is not technically supposed to eat human food, right, So,
Speaker 1: if you're number one goal is to make sure your
Speaker 1: dog eats a healthy diet, or any pet for that matter,
Speaker 1: and then your number two, which is tied with number one,
Speaker 1: is sharing the food you're eating when you're not. That
Speaker 1: goes counter what you're trying to do with the other things.
Speaker 1: Now I've heard I've had people tell me that dog
Speaker 1: food is harder for dogs to process than chicken or
Speaker 1: vegetables that that we eat. Do you ever feed bella
Speaker 1: regular food? No, of course no Bella. Bella is uh
Speaker 1: spoiled beyond the leaf the fact that bell has actually
Speaker 1: left and run away considering the the diva attention that
Speaker 1: she gets is gets is insane already. A new survey
Speaker 1: found thirty three pc of people feel guilty when they
Speaker 1: do this while shopping. What do they feel guilty about? Um?
Speaker 1: Uh do do do? Do? Do? Do Do? Buying looking for coupons?
Speaker 1: So they would feel guilty about looking for Cooper Yeah,
Speaker 1: uh no, the the it's actually the opposite that of
Speaker 1: people corner this new survey felt guilty when they actually
Speaker 1: paid full price. All right, yeah, it is one of
Speaker 1: the great games. I know. I occasionally will shop at
Speaker 1: j C. Penny, which is still around, and their business
Speaker 1: model is promo codes, coupons, deals, so you always feel
Speaker 1: like you're getting a deal. You always feel and that's
Speaker 1: really a smart way to do it. And there's other
Speaker 1: stores that do it too. I'm just using j C.
Speaker 1: Penny as an example, but it makes you feel like
Speaker 1: you're you're getting getting something special, and you're more prone
Speaker 1: to buy something if you think you're getting it. My
Speaker 1: wife falls for this all the time, will be going
Speaker 1: out and what's on sale? We should get it? And
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, no, it's not really on sale, it's
Speaker 1: it's for sale. That's they're saying it's on sale, but
Speaker 1: it doesn't seem like it's that good a deal to me. Now,
Speaker 1: the key is to go to when you go to Costco.
Speaker 1: It's the the cheat code. We've talked about this before
Speaker 1: on the podcast, but the last part of of the
Speaker 1: price at Costco, if it's on sale, uh, the there's
Speaker 1: a way you can tell based on it. If it's
Speaker 1: full price, it's like ninety nine cents at the end,
Speaker 1: but then it's like it could be eighty nine or
Speaker 1: seventy line and if it's like if it's fifty nine,
Speaker 1: it's like I think, I remember, I'm trying to do
Speaker 1: this off the top of my head, but I think
Speaker 1: it was like fifty nine cents or something like that.
Speaker 1: Something really low means it's a clearance item and it's
Speaker 1: it's like as low as it's gonna get, and they're
Speaker 1: trying to get rid of the products anyway, La la
Speaker 1: la la, Here we go. A German Man has the
Speaker 1: largest collection of this item in the world. It's something
Speaker 1: you often see while you're on vacation postcards. No, those
Speaker 1: do not disturb signs, that's great, Yeah, how does one
Speaker 1: start going down that rabbit hole? Now? Are you one
Speaker 1: of those guys when you check into a hotel or
Speaker 1: even on a cruise where you put the do not
Speaker 1: disturb sign immediately on your door. Yes. Yes, although my
Speaker 1: wife says you can now I guess she's done this occasionally.
Speaker 1: Just tell the people you don't want your room clean,
Speaker 1: and they'll not they'll not do it. So yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 1: I was always praying, right. I put the chain lock
Speaker 1: on every lock I could get. I put the do
Speaker 1: not disturb sign in there. It's always worried. You need
Speaker 1: to be sleeping and somebody to be coming in. And
Speaker 1: it did happen a few times when I was doing
Speaker 1: the TV stuff at NBC back back in Connecticut. I'd
Speaker 1: be sleeping during the day and knock, knock, and they
Speaker 1: just come in. It's very awkward. You're in bed and
Speaker 1: it's like this weird person with a broom or a
Speaker 1: vacuum cleaner, Like, what the going on? Yeah, it's not good.
Speaker 1: In the past twenty years, consumption of this item a
Speaker 1: triple to eight pounds per person, by the way, is
Speaker 1: something I do not eat. You probably eat a lot
Speaker 1: of this, but I do not eat ramen, no avocado.
Speaker 1: I mean I do eat some of it. But it's
Speaker 1: amazing how bad it'll get fast. Yeah, it's also amazing
Speaker 1: how expensive the avocad. That is tremendous. Tremendoustrument instruments. All right.
Speaker 1: A new survey found fifteent of people were terrified of
Speaker 1: these when they were children, and they're still scared of
Speaker 1: them today. What are they afraid of? Spiders? No escalators? Yeah,
Speaker 1: my my wife actually will she always stands on I
Speaker 1: think it's the the left side of the right. So
Speaker 1: she has to be holding on because she had an
Speaker 1: accident when she was a kid and she like broke
Speaker 1: her ankle on an on an escalator, so she's traumatized.
Speaker 1: So even like when we go up escalators, she's all
Speaker 1: gotta hold onto the side there and all that. I
Speaker 1: don't care. I don't give a funk. I'll stand in
Speaker 1: the middle. I'm a rebel because I didn't have that incident.
Speaker 1: I don't have I'm not scarred like this. So brave
Speaker 1: of you. Thank you, your poor wife with PTSD from
Speaker 1: an escalator. Not all heroes were capes, some of them,
Speaker 1: some of them right escalators in the middle. The the
Speaker 1: elevators freaked me out at the malls, though the ones
Speaker 1: where you can look out and see people. Oh the
Speaker 1: glass elevators, Yeah, yeah, because they would stall when they'd
Speaker 1: go up to and you never knew if they would
Speaker 1: actually get to their destination. Always, we'll run down to
Speaker 1: about seventy of us human beings say that we do
Speaker 1: this every time we have dinner at home. Um, we
Speaker 1: leave the we don't wash the dishes after we eat.
Speaker 1: Now we sit in the same chair. Yeah, I have
Speaker 1: my spot. Do you have your spot? Um? No, no,
Speaker 1: not really, but all right, we're all creatures of habits.
Speaker 1: So don't you generally go to a certain place more
Speaker 1: than others sometimes? But are you guilty? Do you eat
Speaker 1: your food while standing up after you make it? No?
Speaker 1: I don't usually do that, but I I pretty much
Speaker 1: just eat on the couch. That's what I mean. I'm hungry,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat it right after I cook it. If
Speaker 1: I'm really really starving. I know you shouldn't do that,
Speaker 1: but I'll eat standing up? What a hawser as eaters
Speaker 1: were hawsard? Alright. A forty percent of women do this
Speaker 1: every single day. The ladies um pluck their eyebrows, No
Speaker 1: way themselves plucking eyebrows probably higher here in l A.
Speaker 1: But there's a lot of things higher in l A. Then, alright,
Speaker 1: of women always carry this in their purse. What is it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: mm hmm, mace chocolate. You gotta have a little chocolate.
Speaker 1: You gotta have a little a little taste, just a
Speaker 1: little taste, a little chocolate. You gotta have a little chocolate.
Speaker 1: What else do we have? A new report claims the
Speaker 1: average person will wait nearly four months before cleaning this,
Speaker 1: which you'd find it's in most homes. I can't imagine
Speaker 1: having a home without it. Every apartment has this if
Speaker 1: you don't clean it for four months on that to hell? Um,
Speaker 1: I don't know what. I don't know. Um stump the swab, uh,
Speaker 1: stump the swab, I don't know. All right, clean the refrigerator.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, when's the last time? You don't know? But
Speaker 1: you're saying that every apartment has us. I think every
Speaker 1: building or house or unit would have it now. Well, no, no,
Speaker 1: I watched some of those travel videos on YouTube, and
Speaker 1: there are some places that don't have refrigerators. What. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a whole big world out there, guests, guy, I
Speaker 1: guess not everything's like America here, where everyone's got a
Speaker 1: refrigerator and Alvin and the whole thing. Yeah, microwave. Yeah, alright.
Speaker 1: A new report says that most of us have at
Speaker 1: least one of these in our kitchen, and about a
Speaker 1: third of us have more than a dozen. What are they?
Speaker 1: Um A lighter? Now it actually relates to the refrigerator,
Speaker 1: um A water purifier. No, it's too many. He couldn't
Speaker 1: have I couldn't have more than a dozen water pureflis
Speaker 1: no refrigerator magnets, well, dopey masket, go go go solvinging
Speaker 1: and you have the mask the little uh windmill magnet
Speaker 1: or whatever. Alright. A new service is roughly two and
Speaker 1: five people eight this for breakfast today bacon. That is correct,
Speaker 1: you cheated? Alright. Seven percent of people admit they did
Speaker 1: this when they were in high school. What is it plagiarized? Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: they forged their parents signature. Boom, what's up there? You go?
Speaker 1: I did that? Did you do that with your No,
Speaker 1: with my mom? Yeah, you wouldn't do that with your dad.
Speaker 1: Handcuffs yeah, words, the signature of the head guy over
Speaker 1: the L A P D. Yeah, yeah I did that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that would have been that would have been gold. All right.
Speaker 1: At of guys in a relationship feel comfortable enough to
Speaker 1: do this after three months? What is it, fart? No,
Speaker 1: this is something I'm still not comfortable doing, and I've
Speaker 1: been married for a number of years. Share their toothbrush? What?
Speaker 1: Who the fuck? Yeah? I know right, No, that's no.
Speaker 1: You don't share your toothbrush. You don't on every level. No,
Speaker 1: you get it. Everyone should have their own colored toothbrush. Uh,
Speaker 1: you know you got one over there one. You know,
Speaker 1: you could have the white toothbrush, the blue one, the
Speaker 1: red one, the green one, the black one, doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: But you each get your own color and nobody touches
Speaker 1: the other colored toothbrush. That is amazing. That's pretty wild.
Speaker 1: That's great. All right, that's it. Guessing on that said,
Speaker 1: we put the baby to bed just like that. At
Speaker 1: Magical Amazing. We have the Mailbag podcast on Sundays Sundays Sunday.
Speaker 1: But if you did not hear Dave Parker again, former
Speaker 1: n v P of Baseball, has got a new book out,
Speaker 1: So go back and hear the Friday podcast. But have
Speaker 1: a great day today, enjoy the rest of the NFL Draft,
Speaker 1: and we'll catch you next time. Be sure to catch
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