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Speaker 1: hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth Hour

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Speaker 1: with Ben Maller starts right now swinging a sledge hammer,

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Speaker 1: Ben Maller. That's the headline right above the marquis there.

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Speaker 1: Because four hours a night are not enough. You've told

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Speaker 1: So now every single day we provide you compelling, marginal commentary,

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Speaker 1: right of course, they do, go, why don't you all? Right?

424
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Speaker 1: Here we go? Here we go. In my rod Stilling,

425
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:05,000
Speaker 1: there is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known

426
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:08,440
Speaker 1: to man. It is a dimension as vast as space

427
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:14,720
Speaker 1: and timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light,

428
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:20,639
Speaker 1: and shadow, between science and superstition. And it lies between

429
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:24,960
Speaker 1: the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge.

430
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:29,480
Speaker 1: This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area

431
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:33,600
Speaker 1: we call the twilight zone. And and and and and

432
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:37,880
Speaker 1: and and and and and that's good. It's good. A righting.

433
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:40,840
Speaker 1: You're part of a documentary here too. I could tell now,

434
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:45,159
Speaker 1: as Paul Harvey would say, good day, the rest all

435
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:47,280
Speaker 1: the story, So that wild beast at the end of

436
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:50,160
Speaker 1: the show, I grabbed the flashlight. I said, you know what,

437
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go out there and I'm gonna catch this

438
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:57,520
Speaker 1: wild beast. So I I manned up and went outside.

439
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Speaker 1: I you want to take a guess what it was.

440
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,119
Speaker 1: I'm hopeful that it was a snake. I mean snake,

441
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:10,160
Speaker 1: A snake banging on the door. Yes, um, I'm gonna

442
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:14,280
Speaker 1: say it was a skunk. That's what I thought it was.

443
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Speaker 1: It turns out. I walked out, I looked to the

444
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:21,600
Speaker 1: to the right, I didn't see anything. I looked to

445
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:24,080
Speaker 1: the middle, I didn't see anything. I looked to the left,

446
00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:32,159
Speaker 1: and staring back at me, shivering was my dog, Bella. Bella.

447
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:35,320
Speaker 1: I had been moving stuff. We had we had been

448
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Speaker 1: moving some things around the house out to the mallanmobile,

449
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:43,560
Speaker 1: and I guess lost in the shuffle, Bella had snuck out.

450
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:46,240
Speaker 1: And I did the math on this. I did the

451
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Speaker 1: Mallar math on this guestcount and Bella, my dog, ended

452
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Speaker 1: up spending roughly six or seven hours outside. Am I

453
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Speaker 1: talking about the backyard? This was to the front. The

454
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Speaker 1: Bella could have run could have been three miles away

455
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Speaker 1: for all I know. And unlike previous situations when she

456
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:06,800
Speaker 1: did wander off, she did not go on a sojourn

457
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Speaker 1: around the neighborhood, or if she did, she came back

458
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:13,399
Speaker 1: and she was sitting there outside my studio. Listen. She

459
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:16,119
Speaker 1: must have been listening to the entire show, just waiting

460
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Speaker 1: for me to shut up the big mouth that I am.

461
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,280
Speaker 1: So I feel like I dodged a bullet on that one.

462
00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:25,239
Speaker 1: It's funny because we actually talked about this situation and

463
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Speaker 1: Bella last week. Yeah, you had a situation like a

464
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Speaker 1: few years ago where you actually had her outside for

465
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Speaker 1: a long period of time. Yeah, I mean this has

466
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:38,960
Speaker 1: happened where she's she's gone out and about, but this

467
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Speaker 1: was a whild She's like jumping and knocking against the

468
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Speaker 1: door and she would do that kind of stuff in

469
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Speaker 1: the house, and I just figured she was in the house.

470
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Speaker 1: No more, she sleeps when I'm on the air, because

471
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Speaker 1: why wouldn't you. But that was that was just saying

472
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Speaker 1: now the monster mash moving on, all right, the monster

473
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Speaker 1: mash big thanks to Phil in Cambridge, Massachusetts. Now why

474
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Speaker 1: must I thank Phil in Cambridge, Massachusetts? Because Phil is

475
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:10,800
Speaker 1: the hot dog benefactor. He's my dog dealer. He's my

476
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Speaker 1: dog dealer. Now. I have long said Gascon that the

477
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Speaker 1: greatest hot dog that I've had in the ballpark is

478
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Speaker 1: the Monster Dog, the Finway Monster Dog. It trumps the

479
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:26,040
Speaker 1: Dodger dog. The hot dogs in Cleveland are pretty good,

480
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:30,000
Speaker 1: you know, New York whatever, But the Monster dog is

481
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:33,480
Speaker 1: the perfect dog. And it's and and so you know,

482
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:35,720
Speaker 1: I don't I don't get the Boston that much. And

483
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,879
Speaker 1: this guy lives that right there in the belly of

484
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:42,040
Speaker 1: the beast. And so he hooked hooked me up with

485
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:45,600
Speaker 1: some Finway Monster Dogs and send those out with some

486
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:48,400
Speaker 1: dry ice there. And he's been doing this for years.

487
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:52,080
Speaker 1: I didn't happen last year because of the whole the

488
00:26:52,119 --> 00:26:55,360
Speaker 1: whole nonsense with with the COVID. But uh yeah, every

489
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Speaker 1: summer at the Mallard mansion. It's a guilty pleasure, you know.

490
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Speaker 1: You know, a few times during the summer, and a

491
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 1: couple of times every month, I'll be out grilling the dogs,

492
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 1: the Finway Monster Dogs, watching some baseball. Now, are you

493
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,960
Speaker 1: are you the type that loads up the hot dog?

494
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:14,800
Speaker 1: Are you going catchup mustard, Sarah Kroud, onions, bell peppers?

495
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:18,919
Speaker 1: Are are you? Do you have your regular Well that's

496
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 1: a great question, uha, Reilily, You're on the pulse of

497
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:23,640
Speaker 1: the people there with that question. So what I have done,

498
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:26,199
Speaker 1: guest gun? Originally I was just a catchup guy, but

499
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:28,360
Speaker 1: then people would shame me for being a ketchup guy.

500
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:31,120
Speaker 1: So then I go, I go a line of ketchup,

501
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:33,879
Speaker 1: line of mustard, back to back, so I I create

502
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:37,280
Speaker 1: like this pin stripe effect on the dog where I

503
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:39,960
Speaker 1: go back with and I I've only been open to

504
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:43,439
Speaker 1: onions occasionally. I'm not against it, not into sauer Kraut

505
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:46,360
Speaker 1: at all. I've taken a strong anti sauer Kraud position.

506
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:50,640
Speaker 1: But yeah, and to me, a hot dog, if it's

507
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 1: properly made, you don't need all that crap on top

508
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:56,760
Speaker 1: of it. A properly cooked hot dog. The proper amount

509
00:27:56,880 --> 00:28:00,480
Speaker 1: of grilling and char on it. Oh man, what what

510
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:04,439
Speaker 1: about barbecue sauce? Yeah, I'm not a barbecue honey mustard.

511
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:07,400
Speaker 1: I've done honey mustard on the hot dog. Um, I've

512
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:11,640
Speaker 1: also here's a veteran move. Rather than put the toppings

513
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:14,480
Speaker 1: on top of the dog, you could do the old dipsy,

514
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:18,320
Speaker 1: do the dip, right, do the dip. Then every bite

515
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:21,119
Speaker 1: is covered in whatever kind of sauce you want to

516
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Speaker 1: put on. That's not bad now, my my fat days,

517
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:28,560
Speaker 1: I would do that with babe, you were never fat?

518
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:31,720
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I would do I would

519
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:37,480
Speaker 1: do that with bagels and cream cheese. I would dunk

520
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:40,080
Speaker 1: the I would dunk the bagel into the cream cheese,

521
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 1: not spread it with a knife like a normal human being.

522
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:48,200
Speaker 1: I would get cream cheese and just get a buttlet

523
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,520
Speaker 1: of cream cheese. And all the things we all did

524
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:54,400
Speaker 1: when we were at our fattest was just just simply

525
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Speaker 1: I would standing. I remember I would when I was

526
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Speaker 1: living as a bachelor, I would get a giant bag

527
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Speaker 1: of Cheetos and like two or three of those giant

528
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:08,600
Speaker 1: oversized Hershey bars with almonds, and I just like double fist,

529
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:11,640
Speaker 1: you know, one hand Cheetos. The other hand, I would

530
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 1: go with the candy bars, and yeah, that's that's my move.

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Speaker 1: I was working last week with Jason Smith and he

532
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:21,479
Speaker 1: told me that you guys would you guys would make

533
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:24,960
Speaker 1: your walks to the liquor store in between breaks, you

534
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 1: guys would buy at least four cans or four bottles

535
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 1: of coke or whatever you guys are drinking that. Oh yeah, man,

536
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 1: that in the early days of Fox Sports Radio. Yeah,

537
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:38,520
Speaker 1: it was. It was on man. We it was total gluttony.

538
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:42,920
Speaker 1: And yeah, because both me and Jason we were you know,

539
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:45,520
Speaker 1: he was he had a girlfriend, but I didn't even

540
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:48,640
Speaker 1: have a girlfriend. And it was just gorging, right. We

541
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:52,520
Speaker 1: would just gobble, gobble, gobble, and the radio show actually

542
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:54,320
Speaker 1: got in the way of us trying to shovel food

543
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 1: into our mouths uh. And we were like making a

544
00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:01,719
Speaker 1: run at Joey Chestnut. It was and all you can

545
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:06,320
Speaker 1: eat buffet. Man. Remember that sandwich shop, Blimpia's. Yeah, we

546
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 1: we were. We were Blimp's. Is that even still around?

547
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 1: Blimpezer is that gone? Is completely gone? Out of business?

548
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:15,400
Speaker 1: But that's an outdated reference. But yeah, we we needed

549
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 1: personal trainers. Jumping Jack's uh you know, push up zoombo whatever.

550
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:24,800
Speaker 1: But we uh we we just had gummy bears, huge

551
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 1: bags of chips, soda. Oh god. And now look at us.

552
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:32,640
Speaker 1: We now we have synthetic beef that's being made. How

553
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 1: about that? We look at me now. I don't even

554
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,000
Speaker 1: eat much during the week. I mean I've got I

555
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:40,600
Speaker 1: eat like, uh, you know, I don't etn on Monday.

556
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:43,680
Speaker 1: I don't eat on Wednesday, I do I was. I

557
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:46,240
Speaker 1: don't even on Thursday, so I don't sometimes I don't

558
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 1: even on Sunday. So yeah, I got some weird weird. Yeah,

559
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:56,280
Speaker 1: it's good. I over ate so much. I'm just trying

560
00:30:56,320 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 1: to equalize, trying to equalize by eating less. Now all right, now,

561
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 1: have you have you gone away from all the fast

562
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:07,760
Speaker 1: food places like in and out, McDonald's, Carl's, JR. Burger King.

563
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:11,280
Speaker 1: Have you have you completely put those? No, I'm not completely.

564
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:15,280
Speaker 1: I will do raising canes, chicken fingers, I will do that.

565
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:18,440
Speaker 1: I will do Wabba grill, which they claim is healthy,

566
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:20,840
Speaker 1: but it's covered in like sugary sauce, so I don't

567
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:23,080
Speaker 1: think it's really healthy. It's good, though, you know, like

568
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:25,480
Speaker 1: wabba grill, it's a local place. I know it's a chain,

569
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 1: I think, but it's just as cal. I think it's

570
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 1: in the West. I think, yeah, it's pretty good. I'll

571
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:33,040
Speaker 1: do that, you know, I have. My dad used to

572
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:35,600
Speaker 1: love Panda Express of all places, so we would go

573
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:39,720
Speaker 1: there with him occasionally. Double orange yeah was the no. No.

574
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:43,200
Speaker 1: I went Orange Beijing beef, all right, Yeah, Orange Beijing

575
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:46,360
Speaker 1: beef would be my chow Maine. I used to be

576
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 1: a rice gap and then I shifted over to the

577
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:51,840
Speaker 1: chow mane. You didn't do mixed Yeah, I meant mostly

578
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:54,800
Speaker 1: to chow Maine. It felt like I was eating vegetables

579
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 1: because there were vegetables mixed in with the noodles. So no, no,

580
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 1: so yeah, uh that's about it. I don't even I

581
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:05,280
Speaker 1: haven't even McDonald's in a long time. I used to

582
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:09,160
Speaker 1: love McDonald's. The fries, Oh that twenty piece nugget and fries.

583
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,920
Speaker 1: I was in heaven. Carl's Jr. I'm not gonna lie.

584
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 1: I had Carl's Junior two days ago, and I'm I'm

585
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 1: really disappointed it what you get the six dollar burger?

586
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:20,320
Speaker 1: I just still called the six dollar burger. It's about

587
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:23,000
Speaker 1: twelve dollar burger. I I always get the number four,

588
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 1: which is a double Western bacon cheeseburger, fries and dr Pepper.

589
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 1: And back in the day when I was a kid,

590
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:31,720
Speaker 1: it costs five dollars and ten cents. I got it.

591
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 1: A few days ago was thirteen dollars. Same well yeah, yeah,

592
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:38,000
Speaker 1: and uh that used to drive me crazy. I would

593
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 1: go to Windy's and I knew exactly how much my

594
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:43,160
Speaker 1: I was. I was such a regular customer at Windy's.

595
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:46,360
Speaker 1: I would get the chicken sandwich combo and a six

596
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:49,160
Speaker 1: piece nugget. That was my go to right, and I

597
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:52,320
Speaker 1: knew exactly how much I had to spend. And back

598
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:54,640
Speaker 1: in those days, you know, I had cash. And then

599
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:56,920
Speaker 1: every time they would raise the prices, it would totally

600
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:58,920
Speaker 1: funk up my whole plan because I had you know,

601
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:02,080
Speaker 1: I only brought a certain amount of money. It's like

602
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:04,720
Speaker 1: Tito's tacos here in l A, right. I love Tito's.

603
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:07,160
Speaker 1: It's a it's a guilty pleasure for me. Tito's tacos.

604
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:09,480
Speaker 1: But I used to go there. I could get five

605
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 1: tacos for like eight bucks. Now it's like five dollars

606
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:18,680
Speaker 1: of taco, so it's it's like twenty five dollars for

607
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:20,640
Speaker 1: the same thing that would cost like eight bucks when

608
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 1: I first started going. It's pain. It's pain. I'm not

609
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 1: gonna lie, though, I don't think I'm gonna have I

610
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 1: can't have a number four again. I've had that residual

611
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:33,840
Speaker 1: effects of the double Western bacon cheeseburger for forts. So, oh,

612
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:36,000
Speaker 1: you're getting a old guest un once you turned fifty

613
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:38,840
Speaker 1: and have become problematic and you're way past fifty, man

614
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:42,440
Speaker 1: you are man oh man. That does suck, though, when

615
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 1: you eat something that you enjoy, and it happens every

616
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 1: once in a while, like all on the weekends, I

617
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 1: have this pretty rigorous thing where I fast, and I

618
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:54,400
Speaker 1: fact I've let me, let me brag a little bit.

619
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:56,000
Speaker 1: I'll pull a guest on here. Let me see what

620
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 1: when I'm at here, Mike trying to get to three

621
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:00,440
Speaker 1: sixty five. But I think that is going to be

622
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 1: the rest of my life. I have fasted now. I

623
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:08,880
Speaker 1: have three hundred nine consecutive fast, but it's actually longer

624
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:12,520
Speaker 1: than that because a forty eight hour or a sixty

625
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:16,560
Speaker 1: five hour fast counts is one fast. So I think

626
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:21,480
Speaker 1: I'm actually way over the three nine consecutive fast and

627
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:24,520
Speaker 1: my wife gets a little annoyed because we'll be on

628
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:26,600
Speaker 1: the you know, we're going somewhere on the weekends, and

629
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 1: I'll be like, I can't eat for another four hours

630
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,960
Speaker 1: because I ate too late last night. And it's like

631
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:33,920
Speaker 1: this this rush to try to finish. I usually try

632
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Speaker 1: to finish eating by eight o'clock because then I can

633
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Speaker 1: eat at noon, I can eat lunch the next day,

634
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Speaker 1: because that's if I just go sixteen hours on the weekends.

635
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 1: I usually go sixteen or seventeen. But it's sometimes you know,

636
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:47,600
Speaker 1: you're doing stuff and you cannot stop right when you

637
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:52,759
Speaker 1: you want to. So interesting, that makes sense, man, that's uh,

638
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:56,000
Speaker 1: that's impressive. That's streak. That's impressive. And what do you

639
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:57,799
Speaker 1: act on your your streak? You like to brag about

640
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Speaker 1: your fast I'm I'm not fast. And this week since

641
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:02,560
Speaker 1: I've have gone off the rails a little bit, I

642
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Speaker 1: will I will commence day of the draft. I'll read.

643
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:12,319
Speaker 1: You gotta have discipline, gotta have that discipline. No, no, all, right,

644
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 1: here we go. Pop quiz, pop quiz, pop quiz, pop quiz.

645
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 1: I do a few of these ninety This is stuff

646
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:19,840
Speaker 1: I found on the internet, and I think it's interesting.

647
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:23,800
Speaker 1: So we'll talk about it. Percent of social media users

648
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 1: have unfollowed someone because of this reason. What is it

649
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 1: their politics? No? No, And the reason it's not politics

650
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:36,319
Speaker 1: is because most people only follow people that have the

651
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:41,840
Speaker 1: same thoughts they have, right, But it's someone constantly pitching products.

652
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:47,839
Speaker 1: There's always that an annoying person. Buy my new cologne,

653
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 1: or you should buy this outfit, Like, no, I don't

654
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 1: want to buy that. Don't shove that down my throat.

655
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:56,200
Speaker 1: Say I see that mostly on Instagram. I don't see

656
00:35:56,239 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 1: it on Twitter, and I'm not on Facebook. So yeah, uh,

657
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:03,839
Speaker 1: what else we have? About one out of three of

658
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 1: us have done this in our sleep? What is it? Sleepwalked? No? No,

659
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:14,760
Speaker 1: sleepwalking is the lower percentage. But send a text message?

660
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 1: No way? How can you tend? How can you do that?

661
00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:21,160
Speaker 1: I can understand butt dialing, which is the thing, or

662
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:23,839
Speaker 1: maybe if your phones on the bed somehow, if it's

663
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:26,960
Speaker 1: not locked, you hit the right button and you you

664
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:31,440
Speaker 1: call somebody. But to send a text message, yeah, that's

665
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:35,360
Speaker 1: that's challenging. Yeah, one out of three. It's a pretty

666
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:39,080
Speaker 1: pretty high percentage. Pret high percentage. All right, now, what

667
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:42,839
Speaker 1: is next year? Any meny money? Mo? A new survey

668
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:46,440
Speaker 1: asked people to name the biggest ways they treat their

669
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:54,320
Speaker 1: pets like children. The numbber answer was a tie between

670
00:36:54,520 --> 00:37:00,160
Speaker 1: make sure they eat a healthy diet and blank that one, um,

671
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:04,560
Speaker 1: they carry them around as opposed to letting them walk. No,

672
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:09,799
Speaker 1: this involves food. Also, m hm, they let them eat

673
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:12,799
Speaker 1: the food out of their mouth. Well not kind of

674
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:16,759
Speaker 1: sharing food with What the fuck? It's so? You don't

675
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:20,080
Speaker 1: those two go against each other. Isn't that like a

676
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:23,080
Speaker 1: you know, it's like a quite the juxtaposition, because if

677
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:27,879
Speaker 1: a dog is not technically supposed to eat human food, right, So,

678
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:30,920
Speaker 1: if you're number one goal is to make sure your

679
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 1: dog eats a healthy diet, or any pet for that matter,

680
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:36,920
Speaker 1: and then your number two, which is tied with number one,

681
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:38,799
Speaker 1: is sharing the food you're eating when you're not. That

682
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:41,960
Speaker 1: goes counter what you're trying to do with the other things.

683
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:46,600
Speaker 1: Now I've heard I've had people tell me that dog

684
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:51,279
Speaker 1: food is harder for dogs to process than chicken or

685
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:56,040
Speaker 1: vegetables that that we eat. Do you ever feed bella

686
00:37:57,080 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 1: regular food? No, of course no Bella. Bella is uh

687
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:06,120
Speaker 1: spoiled beyond the leaf the fact that bell has actually

688
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:11,880
Speaker 1: left and run away considering the the diva attention that

689
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:15,760
Speaker 1: she gets is gets is insane already. A new survey

690
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:19,319
Speaker 1: found thirty three pc of people feel guilty when they

691
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:27,840
Speaker 1: do this while shopping. What do they feel guilty about? Um?

692
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:35,440
Speaker 1: Uh do do do? Do? Do? Do Do? Buying looking for coupons?

693
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:40,839
Speaker 1: So they would feel guilty about looking for Cooper Yeah,

694
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:47,040
Speaker 1: uh no, the the it's actually the opposite that of

695
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 1: people corner this new survey felt guilty when they actually

696
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:54,400
Speaker 1: paid full price. All right, yeah, it is one of

697
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:57,000
Speaker 1: the great games. I know. I occasionally will shop at

698
00:38:57,280 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 1: j C. Penny, which is still around, and their business

699
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 1: model is promo codes, coupons, deals, so you always feel

700
00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:10,439
Speaker 1: like you're getting a deal. You always feel and that's

701
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 1: really a smart way to do it. And there's other

702
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:13,680
Speaker 1: stores that do it too. I'm just using j C.

703
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:18,040
Speaker 1: Penny as an example, but it makes you feel like

704
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:21,720
Speaker 1: you're you're getting getting something special, and you're more prone

705
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 1: to buy something if you think you're getting it. My

706
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:25,399
Speaker 1: wife falls for this all the time, will be going

707
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:28,160
Speaker 1: out and what's on sale? We should get it? And

708
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, no, it's not really on sale, it's

709
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 1: it's for sale. That's they're saying it's on sale, but

710
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:35,200
Speaker 1: it doesn't seem like it's that good a deal to me. Now,

711
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 1: the key is to go to when you go to Costco.

712
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:40,920
Speaker 1: It's the the cheat code. We've talked about this before

713
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 1: on the podcast, but the last part of of the

714
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 1: price at Costco, if it's on sale, uh, the there's

715
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:53,319
Speaker 1: a way you can tell based on it. If it's

716
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 1: full price, it's like ninety nine cents at the end,

717
00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:59,319
Speaker 1: but then it's like it could be eighty nine or

718
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:03,319
Speaker 1: seventy line and if it's like if it's fifty nine,

719
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:05,440
Speaker 1: it's like I think, I remember, I'm trying to do

720
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:06,440
Speaker 1: this off the top of my head, but I think

721
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:08,080
Speaker 1: it was like fifty nine cents or something like that.

722
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:10,839
Speaker 1: Something really low means it's a clearance item and it's

723
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:12,719
Speaker 1: it's like as low as it's gonna get, and they're

724
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:17,640
Speaker 1: trying to get rid of the products anyway, La la

725
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Speaker 1: la la, Here we go. A German Man has the

726
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:23,839
Speaker 1: largest collection of this item in the world. It's something

727
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 1: you often see while you're on vacation postcards. No, those

728
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:37,879
Speaker 1: do not disturb signs, that's great, Yeah, how does one

729
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,680
Speaker 1: start going down that rabbit hole? Now? Are you one

730
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:43,040
Speaker 1: of those guys when you check into a hotel or

731
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:45,239
Speaker 1: even on a cruise where you put the do not

732
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:49,759
Speaker 1: disturb sign immediately on your door. Yes. Yes, although my

733
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:52,719
Speaker 1: wife says you can now I guess she's done this occasionally.

734
00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 1: Just tell the people you don't want your room clean,

735
00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:58,440
Speaker 1: and they'll not they'll not do it. So yeah, but yeah,

736
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:00,239
Speaker 1: I was always praying, right. I put the chain lock

737
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:02,279
Speaker 1: on every lock I could get. I put the do

738
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 1: not disturb sign in there. It's always worried. You need

739
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 1: to be sleeping and somebody to be coming in. And

740
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:09,640
Speaker 1: it did happen a few times when I was doing

741
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:12,919
Speaker 1: the TV stuff at NBC back back in Connecticut. I'd

742
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:15,880
Speaker 1: be sleeping during the day and knock, knock, and they

743
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:18,759
Speaker 1: just come in. It's very awkward. You're in bed and

744
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:21,640
Speaker 1: it's like this weird person with a broom or a

745
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:29,239
Speaker 1: vacuum cleaner, Like, what the going on? Yeah, it's not good.

746
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:32,279
Speaker 1: In the past twenty years, consumption of this item a

747
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:36,759
Speaker 1: triple to eight pounds per person, by the way, is

748
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:39,279
Speaker 1: something I do not eat. You probably eat a lot

749
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 1: of this, but I do not eat ramen, no avocado.

750
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:49,799
Speaker 1: I mean I do eat some of it. But it's

751
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:54,680
Speaker 1: amazing how bad it'll get fast. Yeah, it's also amazing

752
00:41:54,719 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 1: how expensive the avocad. That is tremendous. Tremendoustrument instruments. All right.

753
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:07,920
Speaker 1: A new survey found fifteent of people were terrified of

754
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:11,120
Speaker 1: these when they were children, and they're still scared of

755
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:18,560
Speaker 1: them today. What are they afraid of? Spiders? No escalators? Yeah,

756
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:22,840
Speaker 1: my my wife actually will she always stands on I

757
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 1: think it's the the left side of the right. So

758
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:27,279
Speaker 1: she has to be holding on because she had an

759
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:30,200
Speaker 1: accident when she was a kid and she like broke

760
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:34,319
Speaker 1: her ankle on an on an escalator, so she's traumatized.

761
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:35,960
Speaker 1: So even like when we go up escalators, she's all

762
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:38,040
Speaker 1: gotta hold onto the side there and all that. I

763
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 1: don't care. I don't give a funk. I'll stand in

764
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:41,640
Speaker 1: the middle. I'm a rebel because I didn't have that incident.

765
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:43,760
Speaker 1: I don't have I'm not scarred like this. So brave

766
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:46,839
Speaker 1: of you. Thank you, your poor wife with PTSD from

767
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 1: an escalator. Not all heroes were capes, some of them,

768
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:52,839
Speaker 1: some of them right escalators in the middle. The the

769
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,879
Speaker 1: elevators freaked me out at the malls, though the ones

770
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:58,800
Speaker 1: where you can look out and see people. Oh the

771
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:02,720
Speaker 1: glass elevators, Yeah, yeah, because they would stall when they'd

772
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:04,960
Speaker 1: go up to and you never knew if they would

773
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:08,239
Speaker 1: actually get to their destination. Always, we'll run down to

774
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:14,040
Speaker 1: about seventy of us human beings say that we do

775
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:20,040
Speaker 1: this every time we have dinner at home. Um, we

776
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:22,919
Speaker 1: leave the we don't wash the dishes after we eat.

777
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:28,560
Speaker 1: Now we sit in the same chair. Yeah, I have

778
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:31,920
Speaker 1: my spot. Do you have your spot? Um? No, no,

779
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 1: not really, but all right, we're all creatures of habits.

780
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:37,279
Speaker 1: So don't you generally go to a certain place more

781
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:39,920
Speaker 1: than others sometimes? But are you guilty? Do you eat

782
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:43,359
Speaker 1: your food while standing up after you make it? No?

783
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 1: I don't usually do that, but I I pretty much

784
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:49,160
Speaker 1: just eat on the couch. That's what I mean. I'm hungry,

785
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:51,719
Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat it right after I cook it. If

786
00:43:51,719 --> 00:43:54,200
Speaker 1: I'm really really starving. I know you shouldn't do that,

787
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:58,280
Speaker 1: but I'll eat standing up? What a hawser as eaters

788
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:01,839
Speaker 1: were hawsard? Alright. A forty percent of women do this

789
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:14,000
Speaker 1: every single day. The ladies um pluck their eyebrows, No

790
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:17,840
Speaker 1: way themselves plucking eyebrows probably higher here in l A.

791
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:22,480
Speaker 1: But there's a lot of things higher in l A. Then, alright,

792
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:30,280
Speaker 1: of women always carry this in their purse. What is it? Yeah,

793
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 1: mm hmm, mace chocolate. You gotta have a little chocolate.

794
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:39,440
Speaker 1: You gotta have a little a little taste, just a

795
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:41,720
Speaker 1: little taste, a little chocolate. You gotta have a little chocolate.

796
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 1: What else do we have? A new report claims the

797
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:48,399
Speaker 1: average person will wait nearly four months before cleaning this,

798
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:52,720
Speaker 1: which you'd find it's in most homes. I can't imagine

799
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:58,080
Speaker 1: having a home without it. Every apartment has this if

800
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:04,840
Speaker 1: you don't clean it for four months on that to hell? Um,

801
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:09,960
Speaker 1: I don't know what. I don't know. Um stump the swab, uh,

802
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:16,719
Speaker 1: stump the swab, I don't know. All right, clean the refrigerator.

803
00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:21,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, when's the last time? You don't know? But

804
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:25,400
Speaker 1: you're saying that every apartment has us. I think every

805
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:29,960
Speaker 1: building or house or unit would have it now. Well, no, no,

806
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,360
Speaker 1: I watched some of those travel videos on YouTube, and

807
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 1: there are some places that don't have refrigerators. What. Yeah,

808
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:38,960
Speaker 1: there's a whole big world out there, guests, guy, I

809
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:41,920
Speaker 1: guess not everything's like America here, where everyone's got a

810
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 1: refrigerator and Alvin and the whole thing. Yeah, microwave. Yeah, alright.

811
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:50,960
Speaker 1: A new report says that most of us have at

812
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:54,040
Speaker 1: least one of these in our kitchen, and about a

813
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:58,239
Speaker 1: third of us have more than a dozen. What are they?

814
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:03,759
Speaker 1: Um A lighter? Now it actually relates to the refrigerator,

815
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 1: um A water purifier. No, it's too many. He couldn't

816
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:16,240
Speaker 1: have I couldn't have more than a dozen water pureflis

817
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:23,400
Speaker 1: no refrigerator magnets, well, dopey masket, go go go solvinging

818
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 1: and you have the mask the little uh windmill magnet

819
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:31,400
Speaker 1: or whatever. Alright. A new service is roughly two and

820
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:36,800
Speaker 1: five people eight this for breakfast today bacon. That is correct,

821
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:41,439
Speaker 1: you cheated? Alright. Seven percent of people admit they did

822
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 1: this when they were in high school. What is it plagiarized? Well, yeah,

823
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:51,719
Speaker 1: they forged their parents signature. Boom, what's up there? You go?

824
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 1: I did that? Did you do that with your No,

825
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 1: with my mom? Yeah, you wouldn't do that with your dad.

826
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Speaker 1: Handcuffs yeah, words, the signature of the head guy over

827
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:07,439
Speaker 1: the L A P D. Yeah, yeah I did that. Yeah,

828
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Speaker 1: that would have been that would have been gold. All right.

829
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Speaker 1: At of guys in a relationship feel comfortable enough to

830
00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:19,360
Speaker 1: do this after three months? What is it, fart? No,

831
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:22,719
Speaker 1: this is something I'm still not comfortable doing, and I've

832
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:26,319
Speaker 1: been married for a number of years. Share their toothbrush? What?

833
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:31,680
Speaker 1: Who the fuck? Yeah? I know right, No, that's no.

834
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:37,520
Speaker 1: You don't share your toothbrush. You don't on every level. No,

835
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:41,560
Speaker 1: you get it. Everyone should have their own colored toothbrush. Uh,

836
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:43,600
Speaker 1: you know you got one over there one. You know,

837
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:45,640
Speaker 1: you could have the white toothbrush, the blue one, the

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