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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and

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Speaker 1: the subject is she has no idea what he's doing.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into that find out what that's all about

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Speaker 1: coming up, but right now the nephew is here with

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Speaker 1: today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 2: Nephew, what you got?

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Speaker 3: Well, Shirley, Uh, you know this could be dedicated to

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Speaker 3: you because this is uh, it's pecan tree, but for

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Speaker 3: you it's probably pecan pe can, pekan tree. I don't

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Speaker 3: know who says p can, but it's a pecan tree.

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Speaker 2: All right, All, let's go, man, it is pecan tree.

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Speaker 4: Hello.

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Speaker 3: Hello, I'm trying to reach LC this. Hey, let me

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Speaker 3: let me Hey. My name is Marcus. My mom and

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Speaker 3: them little next door to you, mister and missus, my

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Speaker 3: mom and daddy little next door to you. And I

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Speaker 3: was calling because y'all got a pecan tree in y'all backyard,

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Speaker 3: I mean right on the fence line and to keep

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Speaker 3: you know, pecan and stuff keep.

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Speaker 2: Falling over into my mom and them yard.

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Speaker 3: So I'm talking to see if y'all can do something man,

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Speaker 3: where y'all can pick up I mean, my mom and

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Speaker 3: them have got a little older.

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Speaker 2: You know, we've been picking them up for a long time.

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Speaker 3: But I need somebody to, like, maybe you can cut

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Speaker 3: the limbs back that's hanging over so that they won't,

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Speaker 3: you know, the pecans won't be falling over into my

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Speaker 3: mom and them yard, cause you know, for them to

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Speaker 3: be bending over like they're picking up them pecan and

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Speaker 3: it's a lot of them. So, you know, mister, I

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Speaker 3: just wanted to holler at you and see if you

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Speaker 3: don't mind maybe cutting the limbs back, because even when

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Speaker 3: we turn the lawnmower on and stuff, man, it's just,

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Speaker 3: you know, the pecans and stuff be coming out of

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Speaker 3: the lawnmow just shooting all over the place.

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Speaker 4: Well, first of all, mather con trill an old pecan tree,

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Speaker 4: and it's bout well and I can't see me cutting it.

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Speaker 2: Well. I mean, I'm not saying.

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Speaker 4: You can't have nobody to range your yard, but I

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Speaker 4: mean you is your mother. You can maintain your mother's yard, sir.

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Speaker 3: I go by my mother's house, you know, every other

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Speaker 3: day and check on them. But I don't have time

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Speaker 3: to go in the back and pick up pecans and stuff.

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 3: I mean, if you just it don't seem no more

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Speaker 3: than like maybe four or five limbs that's hanging over there.

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Speaker 3: But there four or five limbs, I mean they they

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Speaker 3: there's a lot of pecans falling off of that.

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Speaker 4: So my pecan tree I goes back there, there's nothing,

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Speaker 4: no kind of nothing back there. Okay, whatever, sir. I'm

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Speaker 4: not cutting my tree for like that. Sir.

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Speaker 3: Listen, what I'm what I'm trying to get you to

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Speaker 3: do is I'm not I want you cutting your entire

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Speaker 3: tree down. I just want you to cut a few limbs, sir,

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Speaker 3: so you know those that way that those are the

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Speaker 3: ones that are hanging over it won't be you know,

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Speaker 3: the pecans won't be falling over into my mom's them yard.

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Speaker 3: And and you know, like I say, they're older now, man,

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Speaker 3: they can't be bending over like that. So you know,

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Speaker 3: I'm I'm just coming to you as a man right

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Speaker 3: now and asking you, will you please cut this down

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Speaker 3: so these pecans can quick falling over my mom and

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Speaker 4: Almost then you all you could do is hard someone Okay,

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Speaker 4: someone I know your mother, don't cut your yard for you.

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Speaker 3: No, it's it's a guy that it's a guy that

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Speaker 3: cuts the yard. But even when he cutting the yard,

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Speaker 3: these pecans is flying out from underneath the yard the

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Speaker 3: breaking windows over there.

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Speaker 4: What kind of lawn person you have that don't pick

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Speaker 4: up before they cut? That's food?

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Speaker 2: Why am I.

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Speaker 3: Arguing with you about picking up stuff and all of this?

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Speaker 3: I'm asking you to cut a funky left five limbs?

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Speaker 3: So these dog on pecans, they are following off my

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Speaker 4: You want to cut, you're gonna make.

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Speaker 3: Me come over here and cut the whole. I would

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Speaker 4: You ain't gonna put my tree. I grew that tree

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Speaker 4: from when I was a kid, and that tree gonna

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Speaker 3: Sir, look, I didn't ask you like a man to

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Speaker 3: cut your little funkey pecan tree down.

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Speaker 2: Now, I ain't fro the hat. What know what?

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Speaker 4: Guess what? You you you bad enough? You come cut it?

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Speaker 3: I finish, look sir, I tonight today rather this evening.

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Speaker 2: It's either gonna be two things happening.

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Speaker 3: Either you gonna cut these five limbs and I won't

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Speaker 3: cut off Fenna cut cut the whole damn pekan tree down.

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Speaker 4: That's my tree in any game. Nobody gonna with my tree.

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Speaker 4: I'm here right now. I'm not hearing them in yard

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Speaker 4: right now. Come on, it's you over that right now,

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Speaker 2: I will bring my right hold back.

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Speaker 4: You know what, I'm gonna get my number in.

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Speaker 2: A way, got your number.

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Speaker 3: I got it because it's the same. It is one

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Speaker 3: address less than my mamas. You're gonna cut this damn

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Speaker 3: tree down.

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Speaker 4: I'm waiting on them. But anyway, man, I ain't using

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Speaker 4: my preaching seven in the long top any way. I've

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Speaker 4: been waiting on them like you.

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Speaker 2: You lost your damn mind.

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Speaker 4: You live young, conk. I told you once, then I

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Speaker 4: told you twice. I'm on you, young. Don't do that.

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Speaker 4: See that's what's right there. What you can do. Tell

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Speaker 4: your mama to make up for corn pie and bring

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Speaker 4: me a piece. What you say by my mama, Tell

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Speaker 4: her to make a corn pie and come for me.

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Speaker 3: Tell my mama what make a corn pile with? Make

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Speaker 3: a for con pie. I don't want no pecan pout.

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Speaker 3: We don't even eat pocn pie. We so sick of

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Speaker 3: these damn pecans. You got followed over in the backyard.

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Speaker 3: You got to do something about this.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to I'm trying not to hurt you. Old man,

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Speaker 3: I really am hurt me.

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Speaker 4: Hurt me, Come on, hurt me.

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Speaker 2: Ready for me? I'm on my I'm on my way.

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Speaker 2: Is your south side? Is you outside?

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Speaker 4: You know how? You know? You know what? I'm here,

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Speaker 4: I'm here, I'm I'm I'm a man. Your mamaway, You

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Speaker 4: get out.

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Speaker 2: You get out my mama driveway right now. Get out

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Speaker 4: I want putting me out.

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Speaker 2: You get your get y'all fucking your driveway. You get

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Speaker 2: out of my mama john Way. Whoa crying for?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 4: Tell you I'm here waiting on you.

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Speaker 2: You get out of my mama Get out of my

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Speaker 2: mama john Away.

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Speaker 4: Rather go cook me something because I'm gonna sit here.

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Speaker 2: I got one more thing I need to say to you.

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Speaker 4: With you listen, you don't gotta say I'm waiting at

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Speaker 4: you at your mama house.

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Speaker 3: This his nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: You just got pranked by your brother.

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Speaker 4: Man. I don't pay this Conner Man I'm gonna put

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Speaker 4: my seat. Man, I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I don't play.

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Speaker 4: I'm too old. It's coming.

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Speaker 2: LC. Do me a favor.

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Speaker 3: First of all, get o them people yard, go back

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Speaker 3: to yr Yard.

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Speaker 4: And you gave me holl blood pressure.

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Speaker 3: Ain't nobody mad by your pekan tree noney. That ain't

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Speaker 3: nobody finna cut it down. Ain't nobody trip you?

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Speaker 2: Alright?

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Speaker 4: I got a litering now man, I'll be carrying my

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Speaker 4: grandkid in school. Listeners. Listen, y'all, oh, y'all, y'all, y'all, oh, y'all.

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Speaker 3: Something else, man, I got one more question for you.

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Speaker 3: Tell me what is the badness radio station in the land?

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Speaker 4: L season the same harb it?

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Speaker 3: So come on, let's get some branking praise up in here.

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Speaker 2: Come on, come on, come on, some branking praise.

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Speaker 3: Up in here. Yeah all right, I already said it.

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Speaker 3: I said it last time. I was gonna be what

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Speaker 3: in Montgomery, Alabama, Me and earthquake checking it up along

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Speaker 3: with celebrity the comedian and JJ Williamson. And then I

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Speaker 3: ought that is March the thirtieth Saturday night. I want

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Speaker 3: March thirty Saturday night tickets on sale right now. Make

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Speaker 3: sure everybody in the gump get ready to bring your

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Speaker 3: black hat. We're gonna throw them up in the air together.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna having a big, big, big fun going on

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Speaker 3: in the gump, all right, and laying in the cut.

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Speaker 3: It is Friday, April fifth in New York City.

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Speaker 2: That would be what what called?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 2: What? What? What? What? At the Barclays?

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Speaker 3: Now, do you want me to run down the line

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Speaker 3: up on this thing right here? This is an April

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Speaker 3: Fools comedy jam. You got Brian Hooks, you got Seante Wayne's,

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Speaker 3: you got Nephew Tommy, you got Tracy Morgan. This is

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Speaker 3: all hosted by Rip Michaels. You've got Bruce Bruce in

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Speaker 2: You got d L.

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Speaker 3: Hughgley, you got oh my god, just hilarious Coke Cooke

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Speaker 3: Brown or Tory Hart, dj Envy in the building line

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Speaker 3: in love on the show.

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Speaker 2: What is y'all doing? Five minutes each?

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Speaker 1: It's an extra comedy extravagant.

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Speaker 2: I ain't never heard of many damn people don't the

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Speaker 2: show before? What a lot? You're not on April fifth,

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Speaker 2: Friday night?

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Speaker 3: Man, it's an April Fool's Comedy Jam. It's at the

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Speaker 3: Barclays Center. Oh my god, Brooklyn in the house. Tickets

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Speaker 3: on sale to go up there, just to see if

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Speaker 3: all y'all gonna get on stay, we all gonna be onstay.

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Speaker 2: Everybody got detached, yes, sir? All right?

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Speaker 1: All right, nephew, who that is a lot?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 4: Coming up?

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Speaker 1: Strawberry letter, the subject. She has no idea what he's doing.

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Speaker 1: We'll find out what that's all about right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening

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Speaker 2: Morning Show