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Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to a bonus episode of I Saw

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Speaker 1: What You Did. My name is Mellie to.

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Speaker 2: Jericho, I'm Danielle Henderson.

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Speaker 1: Daniel Anderson.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes I listen back to our bonus episodes and I

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Speaker 2: can hear how tired we are.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, uh huh, yeah, it might be.

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Speaker 3: One of them. We'll tired today you are.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I am too, But I did it to myself,

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Speaker 1: so it's my own fault, I see.

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Speaker 3: But I'll get the energy up.

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Speaker 2: But I know when I sound tired, and I'm like, oh, Danielle,

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Speaker 2: come on. Look.

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Speaker 1: But that's the beauty of a bonus, right, It's like,

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Speaker 1: we don't we just got to be ourselves. We don't

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Speaker 1: got to be amped for nobody.

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Speaker 2: That's the beauty of the whole damn show. And look,

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Speaker 2: part of what's making me tired, y'all. All these emails

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Speaker 2: are getting longer.

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Speaker 1: So much to say.

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Speaker 2: We appreciate the passion immensely, immensely, and you're all fantastic,

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Speaker 2: but if you want your email read on a bonus

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Speaker 2: or on a main feed show, you have got to

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Speaker 2: start keeping it to two paragraphs or less, and I

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Speaker 2: mean like fifteen sentences or less. Because we are getting

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Speaker 2: some tomes and there are great questions in there, but

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Speaker 2: we can't read it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe do a little outlining.

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Speaker 2: Happy to read all the I mean, And I'm not

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Speaker 2: even being a like, I'm truly am happy to read

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Speaker 2: all of your emails, but then I read them and

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Speaker 2: then half more than half of them we can't use

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Speaker 2: on the show because there's just a lot of info

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Speaker 2: in there, and there's also so much info that we

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Speaker 2: can't even respond, and like, we want to be able

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Speaker 2: to respond to you and like mix it up with you.

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Speaker 2: So I'm not being like, I'm truly saying that I

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Speaker 2: appreciate all the emails. We appreciate all of the emails.

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Speaker 2: Please keep sending them, but send them with the idea

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Speaker 2: of having them be read by us on a show

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Speaker 2: in mind, and the voicemails too, We've been getting some

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Speaker 2: two three minute voicemails. We're specific about how those have

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Speaker 2: to be sixty damn seconds.

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Speaker 3: Y'all are flawheeling out there.

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Speaker 1: Listen, Danielle was not scolding any of you like she

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Speaker 1: did when she did with our merch. Basically, when she

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Speaker 1: forced you all to buy our merch and you responded

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Speaker 1: in kind, which we very much appreciate. That's not this.

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Speaker 1: We're just saying, you know, listen. Odds are a shorter

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Speaker 1: email will get on the episode, right.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, a shorter email and a sixty second voicemail we'll

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Speaker 2: get on the show.

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Speaker 1: Otherwise, just do a podcast and then send us a

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Speaker 1: link to the episode and we'll just listen to it.

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Speaker 1: If you want to go more than two minutes on

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Speaker 1: a voicemail, just start your own podcast and then send

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Speaker 1: us the link. We'll listen to me.

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Speaker 2: It could be a one episode podcast, one episode, five

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Speaker 2: minute podcast loaded on Apple.

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Speaker 3: Call it the voicemail, and we'll.

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Speaker 1: Started this podcast when I couldn't condense my thoughts on

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Speaker 1: a voicemail for this other podcast that I listened to,

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Speaker 1: so I just started my own. It's one episode here

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Speaker 3: Go for it. Oh, I love y'all.

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Speaker 2: You're very passionate people, and I'm never mad at that.

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Speaker 2: I'm never mad at passion well at all.

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Speaker 1: And let me tell you, they like you so much

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Speaker 1: that they send in a audio link that is all

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Speaker 2: It really did hit me right in my heart. I

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Speaker 2: can't let's listen. Yeah, let's listen.

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Speaker 3: And then we can answer it.

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Speaker 4: Hi, friends, this is Morgan. I have a game of

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Speaker 4: Fuck Mary Kill that I think you will both enjoy.

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Speaker 4: But I thought of it, especially with Danielle in mind.

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Speaker 4: And it is Fuck Mary Kill the Sexy Steve Boushimi Edition,

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Speaker 4: and the contestants are Steve Boushimi as Donnie in The

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Speaker 4: Big Lebowski, Steve Boushimi as Rex in Airheads, and Steve

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Speaker 2: Okay, love you both. Bye, amazing question, Thank you, Morgan Millie.

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Speaker 2: You can answer this too, right.

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Speaker 1: This is just for me, of course.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I know this has never been easier for me.

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Speaker 2: And this is not even going to be a situation

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Speaker 2: I am going to fuck Rex from Airheads. Yes, because

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Speaker 2: you do not marry that guy.

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Speaker 3: In the band.

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Speaker 1: Definitely.

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Speaker 2: We're in our forties now, we've been there. We don't

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Speaker 2: months later, but it's just a fuck situation. Yeah, when

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Speaker 2: I feel like I would marry Donnie, why he's always bowling.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, never home, never.

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Speaker 3: Home, never home, a little high strung, never home.

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Speaker 2: I feel like the arguments would be spicy, but I

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Speaker 1: He seems like a guy that would do chores for sure.

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Speaker 2: He wouldn't be leaving toast sweat on the counter because

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Speaker 1: Well, and they also let him fully be hot, like

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Speaker 1: They gave him a little tan in that. I was like, God, like,

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Speaker 2: For sure, I know the bar is low because I'm

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, it's very simple. For men, It's extremely simple.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, Morgan, this was amazing.

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Speaker 2: I'm always happy to answer any questions about how hot

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna fuck.

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Speaker 2: She's like, but it could. It's like she's basically laying

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Speaker 2: Like I don't walk around with that kind of energy.

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Speaker 1: Oh who are you talking to? I have zero confidence.

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Speaker 1: And even trying to snag available men, single available men,

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Speaker 2: One that's not partnered in a partnered happy celebrity. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm not trying to break anyone up. I'm just saying

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Speaker 1: Listen, you've been known to uh tell a tale that

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Speaker 2: subject of which is FMK and Our Time, Dear Danielle

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Speaker 2: Love from Santa Cruz, California, Erin, This is fucking hilarious.

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Speaker 3: How are you feeling.

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Speaker 2: About our time and these men not looking for partners

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Speaker 5: Imagine qualities out like the fucking horror of it all.

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Speaker 3: Well it does.

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Speaker 2: It does put things in perspective for me, which is

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I don't know what to say about that.

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Speaker 1: Well, So here's the thing about Aaron's email. These fn

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Speaker 1: Truly evil on a scale that I don't think I've

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Speaker 2: Well, let's start with the first one and just see

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Speaker 2: how it shakes out, so that everyone can be part

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Speaker 2: Doctor Strangelove, Doctor Frederick Chilton, and doctor Moreau. The brand Overs,

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Speaker 1: This is sick, this is oh my god. Okay, I'll

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you this much.

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Speaker 2: Frederick Chilton does not go down. Oh no, the most

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Speaker 1: He's probably just BJ's only in fact, Oh purely, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I can see him going the other way and being like,

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Speaker 1: I'm barrowing that hand cart that they use to drive around.

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Speaker 1: Doctor Hannibal.

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Speaker 2: He's got you wheeling him around in a hotel room

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Speaker 3: And he's like, oh, I'm all tied up. I can't

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Speaker 1: Of medical professionals, doctor Hannibal Elector should have been a

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Speaker 1: So so that's the f I I guess I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: I mean, there are gonna be some fucked up animals

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Speaker 3: You know that motherfucker doesn't travel alone.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't, I know. And that and and

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Speaker 1: FMK is mean as shit. Look at these hard choices

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Speaker 1: we have to make.

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Speaker 2: I know this is so it's miserable because the doctor

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Speaker 3: Like you said, it's a Nazi situation.

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Speaker 1: Well, now you gotta tell me what yours is.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be weird. I'm gonna explore that goddamn island.

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Speaker 2: I'm coming back with a story one way or the other.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna have to, you know, like lift up his

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Speaker 2: There will be scaffolding for the clothing, and I probably

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Speaker 3: He might be fun.

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Speaker 1: That might be fun for a night. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, for a night, I can do anything.

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Speaker 1: But there're gonna be in a threesome with him and

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Speaker 1: the Grinch one day, and you're gonna regret everything you've

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00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:21,280
Speaker 1: ever said.

440
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:26,480
Speaker 3: It's me, Doctor Moreau, the Grinch, Rambo, who else?

441
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:29,879
Speaker 2: We throw it a fucking jog blog Fandamn hopping around

442
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,880
Speaker 2: on his nuts.

443
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:34,879
Speaker 1: Superman throwing it around like a pizza.

444
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:39,159
Speaker 2: I think what this FMK is revealing, is that I

445
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:44,320
Speaker 2: should shut up occasionally and stop revealing so much about

446
00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 2: my goddamn cell.

447
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:49,159
Speaker 3: But I will. I will fuck the Brando version of

448
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,160
Speaker 3: Doctor Moreau for the story.

449
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:55,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll do it, because you have to kill Doctor Strangelove.

450
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:59,639
Speaker 3: You have to, which means you also then have to

451
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 3: marry Frederick Chilton.

452
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:05,560
Speaker 1: Life.

453
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 3: This is cruel. It's cruel.

454
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:12,600
Speaker 2: It'd be the most miserable fucking existence. But I think

455
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:14,600
Speaker 2: he's got some dough so at least I know that

456
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:18,480
Speaker 2: I'll be living in my own house. I think I

457
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:21,200
Speaker 2: could talk him into me still living in my own house.

458
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:25,560
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because he's very egotistical, so and hey.

459
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:27,360
Speaker 1: Maybe he works all the time, which is the thing that.

460
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:30,080
Speaker 2: You love absolutely. So I feel like, all right, if

461
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:33,200
Speaker 2: I can live in my own house. And then also,

462
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:35,280
Speaker 2: when Hannibal Lecter comes for you, he doesn't even know

463
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:40,240
Speaker 2: I exist, or if he does, he's like that poor woman. Yeah,

464
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:43,679
Speaker 2: I'll just eat this dude and leave her alone. Yeah,

465
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,040
Speaker 2: So I think I just I feel like I can

466
00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:49,800
Speaker 2: manipulate that situation a little bit to my benefit.

467
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 3: But this was a fucking mean ass round, and you

468
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:54,280
Speaker 3: know I love it.

469
00:27:54,560 --> 00:28:02,480
Speaker 2: I love a weird, mean round and guess what the

470
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 2: second FMK that Aaron has presented us.

471
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:06,639
Speaker 3: It's not much better.

472
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:10,480
Speaker 1: It really isn't, but I feel like it's easier for me.

473
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:13,520
Speaker 2: Oh okay, well, I'm glad you're going first. Then, because

474
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:17,760
Speaker 2: this is the reality TV edition, your options for FMK

475
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:24,080
Speaker 2: are Jax Taylor, Simon Cowell, and the situation.

476
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:31,560
Speaker 1: Mm okay. For me, definitely fucking Jax.

477
00:28:33,359 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not surprised, but I am shocked.

478
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:39,800
Speaker 1: I mean, it feels like that's kind of all he's

479
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:43,600
Speaker 1: good for in a weird way. But I gotta admit, like,

480
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 1: throughout the entire run of Vander Pump, I was like,

481
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 1: you know what Jack's is that type of guy. It's like,

482
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 1: if certain factors were like slightly adjusted, I could definitely

483
00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 1: see being in a horrible twenties relationship with him. Like

484
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:12,240
Speaker 1: that's a that's a mistake obviously, but also like a

485
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:15,080
Speaker 1: fun mistake, you know, Like you know what I mean,

486
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 1: that's a fun mistake.

487
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 2: I feel like that is nine percent of the people

488
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 2: who have slept with him.

489
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, what a fun mistake.

490
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:27,280
Speaker 1: That was fun mistake, you know. But yeah, I mean

491
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 1: there are times where Jackson's like legit hot to me,

492
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:34,120
Speaker 1: and I was like, okay, what's that about? But but

493
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 1: you know, I like those corny guys. I love the

494
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 1: Channing tatums. So so yeah, so that seemed very easy

495
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:46,280
Speaker 1: for me. Now I'm gonna marry the situation. And it's

496
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:50,120
Speaker 1: because I know how Italians live and it would be

497
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:53,200
Speaker 1: very easy for me to assimilate into that marriage. Okay,

498
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:54,960
Speaker 1: like I know Italians.

499
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 3: There you go.

500
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:59,320
Speaker 1: That's that means I'm killing Simon and we know why.

501
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:05,560
Speaker 1: It's because he's got that mouth. He's too critical.

502
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:13,640
Speaker 2: He's got that mouth, all right, I mean, I love

503
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:16,959
Speaker 2: those answers. I'm always disturbed by anyone who had anything

504
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,120
Speaker 2: positive to say about.

505
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 1: Jack Taylor, truly, truly, but.

506
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:23,120
Speaker 3: I get it, I get it. He has on occasion

507
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:23,720
Speaker 3: won me over.

508
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:29,800
Speaker 2: I am going to I'm gonna fuck Simon Cowell. What

509
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:31,920
Speaker 2: why did.

510
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:33,720
Speaker 1: I think that that was gonna happen?

511
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 2: I mean, he's British. I think he'd be mean and

512
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:42,479
Speaker 2: maybe the right ways.

513
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:46,840
Speaker 1: But what a lot of him now though, like I mean, like.

514
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:49,480
Speaker 3: It is prime, he's not attractive at all.

515
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:54,600
Speaker 2: I'm not at all fucking that situation because I'm like

516
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:58,400
Speaker 2: attracted to it. Sure, sure, but just like given the

517
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 2: parameters of the list, like, yeah, I'll fuck the guy

518
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:05,840
Speaker 2: with the British accent who's a little weird. I mean

519
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:08,080
Speaker 2: he looks like a muppet now, like Janets from the

520
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:12,520
Speaker 2: Muppets truly, So I cannot claim any attraction to that.

521
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:15,960
Speaker 3: But I could deal with his with that mouth for

522
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:20,240
Speaker 3: a night, sure, and.

523
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:23,560
Speaker 2: I would, I think, get immense glee from kicking him

524
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:24,240
Speaker 2: out of my house.

525
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:27,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh for sure, for sure, it'd be a really

526
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:29,040
Speaker 1: good goodbye for you.

527
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:33,240
Speaker 3: I'm I'm gonna marry the situation now. Listen.

528
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 2: I've never watched a single fucking episode of Jersey Shore,

529
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 2: but I know that dude. I grew up with that dude.

530
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 2: New Jersey is ten minutes down the road. I know

531
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:47,239
Speaker 2: that motherfucking dude, and I know how to make that

532
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:47,920
Speaker 2: marriage work.

533
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:53,440
Speaker 3: And my ex was Italian.

534
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:57,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know that family situation. I know how to

535
00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 2: make a mean wedding soup. I'd get the whole seven

536
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 2: course fucking meal on Christmas Day, like, I know how

537
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:04,000
Speaker 2: to work that shit.

538
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:06,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I'm going.

539
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 2: To marry the situation simply because you have to kill

540
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:15,640
Speaker 2: Jax Taylor. For me, there is no other option but

541
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 2: to kill Jack Taylor.

542
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 1: You don't find Jack's attractive in any way, not even

543
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 1: a little bit.

544
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:23,560
Speaker 3: I feel like he is.

545
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:27,440
Speaker 2: He's you know, remember that Men in Black when Vincents

546
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:30,840
Speaker 2: Andafrio put on the man suit. Uh huh, and then

547
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 2: inside he was all crawling with bugs and shit.

548
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:35,440
Speaker 3: I feel like that is Jax.

549
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:41,360
Speaker 2: Taylor, except his whole body is fueled by chlamydia and steroids.

550
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 5: Is there?

551
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 1: Okay? Is there? Let me try to guess this. If

552
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 1: we're talking main cast members of vander Pump. I feel

553
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:55,080
Speaker 1: like if you were to have like one night with

554
00:32:55,120 --> 00:33:00,320
Speaker 1: one of them, I would say, is it James? Probably James, Yeah,

555
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 1: because I was like British again, British, British.

556
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:09,280
Speaker 2: Well also the least I mean problematic to this to

557
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 2: his fucking core. Sure, But of of the options, the

558
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:19,760
Speaker 2: Tom's or Jack's, hm hmm, I'm I'll go James because

559
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:25,440
Speaker 2: when he's super drunk, he gets really maudlin and sad. Yeah,

560
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 2: and he cries, and I feel like I could do

561
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:27,640
Speaker 2: something with that.

562
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 3: A lot of I make a lot of dudes cry inadvertently.

563
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:32,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

564
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:34,200
Speaker 3: That is a big part of my dating life that

565
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:35,040
Speaker 3: I have not revealed.

566
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 2: But like every guy I've even thought I was interested

567
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 2: in the first time we've hung out has burst into

568
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 2: tears about a story or something.

569
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:46,360
Speaker 1: Wow, maybe that's actually kind of sweet.

570
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:47,080
Speaker 3: Yeah.

571
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 2: I bring it out of people, So I bring James

572
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 2: down a notch, I think with my presence. Yeah, and

573
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 2: I'm sure i'd have him crying in no time. And

574
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 2: I can work with that. But good lord, that whole

575
00:33:58,240 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 2: that whole cast is unfuckable to me.

576
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:01,360
Speaker 3: I know too much.

577
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:03,800
Speaker 2: I know too much, all right, Aaron, thanks for ruining

578
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:04,880
Speaker 2: our goddamn lives.

579
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:09,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, this next one is so fun. This is such

580
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:12,600
Speaker 1: a fun question. I cannot wait to answer it. So

581
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:16,640
Speaker 1: the next emails from Suzanne she heard pronouns. The title

582
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 1: of the emails called accents. Hi, Millie and Danielle, longtime listener,

583
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:25,399
Speaker 1: first time writer. Your recent episode that covered men who

584
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:29,320
Speaker 1: were hot only with long hair got me thinking, which

585
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:33,719
Speaker 1: movies do you think we're ruined by a bad accent?

586
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:37,799
Speaker 1: For example, Kevin Coster's lack of a British accent in

587
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:40,920
Speaker 1: Robin Hood Prince of Thieves is a well known and

588
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:44,800
Speaker 1: well mocked feature where we ignore his accent in favor

589
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:49,319
Speaker 1: of the somewhat okay plot. A more recent example is

590
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:52,200
Speaker 1: the show The Lost Flowers of Alice Hart, which is

591
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:56,360
Speaker 1: set in Australia and features a Sigourny weaver who cannot

592
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:59,840
Speaker 1: stick to an Australian accent. What else comes to my

593
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:02,680
Speaker 1: love the show, Susanne?

594
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:06,719
Speaker 2: This is what I know you have a to This

595
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:11,440
Speaker 2: is like a special niche favorite thing of yours. So

596
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:13,480
Speaker 2: I'm only gonna hop in here and say I think

597
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:16,240
Speaker 2: Julia Roberts cannot do a Southern accent to save her life.

598
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 1: Even though she's from Georgia.

599
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:22,800
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, but she can't do it.

600
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:23,319
Speaker 1: It's true.

601
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:23,960
Speaker 3: Can't do it.

602
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 1: That's true.

603
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:27,720
Speaker 3: But I know you have tons. You have to have tons.

604
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:31,279
Speaker 1: Okay. So the first one, literally, the first one I

605
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:38,360
Speaker 1: thought of, is Quentin Tarantino's terrible and I mean terrible

606
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:48,880
Speaker 1: Australian accent in Django Unchain. I. It is symbolic of

607
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 1: exactly what's wrong in Hollywood, which is that a director, writer,

608
00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:58,000
Speaker 1: stars in his own movie or puts himself in his

609
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:01,399
Speaker 1: own movie and then dares to try a foreign.

610
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 3: Accent to disastrous results.

611
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:10,279
Speaker 1: I mean, it is so bad that I was like,

612
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:13,279
Speaker 1: I'm out of it, Like I can't now, I can't

613
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 1: get back into the movie. The like digesis of the

614
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:20,319
Speaker 1: movie because this accent is so bad.

615
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 3: Like it took me out of the realm.

616
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:30,239
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, it's because he's got so much He's got

617
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:32,400
Speaker 1: enough hubers to put himself in the movie, but not

618
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:35,319
Speaker 1: enough intelligence to take himself out after seeing how bad

619
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:38,160
Speaker 1: it was. Yeah, And I feel like this was the

620
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 1: era where he was kind of obsessed with Australian movies

621
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:44,839
Speaker 1: and he just maybe he just was in this moment

622
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 1: where he was like, I'm all things Australia. It's on

623
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 1: my brain. Now I'm just gonna try the accent for

624
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:53,960
Speaker 1: a major motion picture that I'm making. It's like, no, dude,

625
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:57,239
Speaker 1: take a step back. Don't let the passions bleed into

626
00:36:57,320 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 1: one another. Just like what also we're in like Mississippi

627
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:05,680
Speaker 1: and like the at Why Anyway, it was.

628
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:10,360
Speaker 2: Back constantly dragged through that man's obsessions, like Destiny turns

629
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 2: on the radio and like, Okay, you love the fifties,

630
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 2: I get it.

631
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:14,440
Speaker 3: We already saw that in pulp fiction.

632
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 2: Move on, Oh my god, you love Australia, we get it.

633
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:21,279
Speaker 3: Move on.

634
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 1: The other two that I have on my list I've

635
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:30,840
Speaker 1: already spoken about on episodes of this podcast. The second

636
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 1: one is Tom cruise and far and away. That Irish accent.

637
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 1: Remember we talked about that on that episode.

638
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:46,480
Speaker 3: Oh no, oh god, it was bad. It was bad.

639
00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was that was not good. And then the

640
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:52,879
Speaker 1: the other one and the last one is I mean

641
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:55,279
Speaker 1: it's it's I gotta be honest, it's not so much

642
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 1: the accent itself. It's just the way that it's executed.

643
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:01,040
Speaker 1: But but it's a whole package. Thing is the fucking

644
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:04,560
Speaker 1: Orson Wells character and the long hot summer.

645
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 5: Not wrong.

646
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:11,759
Speaker 1: Thing. I just could not deal with that, and it's

647
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:14,240
Speaker 1: it's so distracting, and I talk about that on the episode.

648
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:16,279
Speaker 1: It's so distracting that you're like, I don't even know

649
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:17,800
Speaker 1: if I can watch this film.

650
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:22,120
Speaker 2: Absolutely, it's so it's so offensive and shocking when someone

651
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:24,520
Speaker 2: is so bad at an accent that it changes your

652
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:26,520
Speaker 2: mind about the film as you're watching it.

653
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:29,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's that's I think that was kind of the

654
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:34,560
Speaker 1: the the metrics for the email was just sort of like, yeah,

655
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 1: what is like an accent that's just so bad you

656
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:39,640
Speaker 1: can't continue or you just get taken out of the film.

657
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:41,480
Speaker 1: And I mean, I gotta say with that one, like

658
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:44,360
Speaker 1: there's so many bad Southern accents. I mean, there's just

659
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 1: so many bad Southern accents, to the point where I

660
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:52,600
Speaker 1: don't know if Hollywood necessarily knows that it that there

661
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:56,399
Speaker 1: are so many, because people keep trying it. Like I'm

662
00:38:56,440 --> 00:39:01,360
Speaker 1: just like, certainly somebody is coming said, y'all, Okay, I

663
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:06,160
Speaker 1: know we're setting this in Alabama, but let's get y'all

664
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:09,920
Speaker 1: situated with a voice coach. But no, it just keeps happening.

665
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,120
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just so many.

666
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:17,319
Speaker 2: Also, I wonder if this solution is get two voice coaches. Yeah, like,

667
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 2: just get as many people as needed to fix this.

668
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:24,920
Speaker 2: Just create the budget to make that it's very very important,

669
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:28,200
Speaker 2: So make the budget match the need.

670
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, And like, trust me, there are people that I

671
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:34,440
Speaker 1: know in the South who would love to be employed

672
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 1: being a voice coach for training actors to do Southern accents.

673
00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 1: And they're all also totally different. I mean, like a

674
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:45,880
Speaker 1: Texas accent is differently from like a South Carolinian accent.

675
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:49,080
Speaker 1: And there's also like I mean, I was actually thinking

676
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:51,879
Speaker 1: about this the other day because of you know, Roslyn Carter,

677
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:55,440
Speaker 1: and you know, the Carters have a very old style

678
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 1: way of speaking that most Southern people don't really talk

679
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:02,680
Speaker 1: like anymore, but that seems there. Their Southern accent seems

680
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 1: to be like the go to accent for all Southern

681
00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:11,000
Speaker 1: people in movies, just like really old school Southern drawl

682
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:13,879
Speaker 1: where I'm like, yeah, most people in the South don't

683
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:15,000
Speaker 1: even talk like that anymore.

684
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 2: So I know, I'm like these, just watch a video

685
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 2: on world Star to get an idea of a current

686
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:26,280
Speaker 2: Southern accent. If you don't know, yep, like the Internet

687
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:29,840
Speaker 2: is there for you. Yeah, well, Suzanne, great question. I

688
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:32,280
Speaker 2: also think that, uh, while Conna Air is a fucking

689
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:35,920
Speaker 2: fantastic movie, Nicholas Cage's accent is absurd in that movie.

690
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Speaker 3: Thank you for sending it in.

691
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:40,680
Speaker 1: Oh this shit.

692
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Speaker 2: Our next email is from Mark in Boulder, Colorado, and

693
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Speaker 2: the subject is FMK wins People's Choice Award for Excellence

694
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Speaker 2: and Podcasting. Thanks Mark, Hello, Danielle and Millie, you rock.

695
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:57,560
Speaker 2: I'm a Day one listener. You had me at Cooco

696
00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 2: Beware in episode one.

697
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Speaker 3: I'm gonna pause.

698
00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:04,480
Speaker 2: Here and say, I know I talk about Coco Beware

699
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:06,880
Speaker 2: a lot. I did not realize I've been mentioning kocob

700
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:07,960
Speaker 2: Ware since episode one.

701
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:11,920
Speaker 1: We gotta go back and listen to that because I

702
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:13,719
Speaker 1: didn't realize that either.

703
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:17,720
Speaker 2: That is wild for me to find out because again,

704
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:19,959
Speaker 2: I know I mentioned the man a lot maybe too much,

705
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:22,960
Speaker 2: did not realize it was from episode one.

706
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:26,640
Speaker 3: But mark, in that.

707
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:31,600
Speaker 2: Spirit, I humbly present FMK Wrestling Edition. This is so

708
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:36,359
Speaker 2: fucking easy for me same. I cannot wait. We have

709
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:41,720
Speaker 2: hack Saw, Jim Dugan, nature boy, Rick Flair, and Mickey

710
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:42,840
Speaker 2: Rourke in the Wrestler.

711
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

712
00:41:44,239 --> 00:41:47,520
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna go first because it's so fucking easy. Yeah,

713
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 2: I'm gonna fuck Rick Flair. And if you're an eighties

714
00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 2: wrestling aficionado, you don't even need to ask why. I'm

715
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 2: gonna marry Hacksaw Jim Dugan, absolute weirdo, totally fun. That

716
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:10,760
Speaker 2: would be an interesting, goddamn marriage. I think he's probably

717
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:14,960
Speaker 2: a sweetheart. It is core mm hmmm, I think that

718
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:18,439
Speaker 2: he is. I gotta take that board away. I can't

719
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:19,920
Speaker 2: have him hit himself in the head with a board

720
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:23,920
Speaker 2: all the time just to like entertain the neighborhood kids.

721
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:26,160
Speaker 3: But I think that'd be a lot of fucking fun.

722
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:29,160
Speaker 2: And I have to kill Mickey Rourke in the Wrestler,

723
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:31,080
Speaker 2: and I think it'd be super easy. I think you

724
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:33,759
Speaker 2: just give him a plate of fresh vegetables, and he's

725
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:34,479
Speaker 2: out for the count.

726
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 3: So easy, so easy.

727
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:44,360
Speaker 1: Well shit, I mean, yeah, this one's really easy for

728
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:47,760
Speaker 1: me too. I just have a slight variation. First of all,

729
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 1: I think the difference between the North and South comes

730
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:55,280
Speaker 1: across in the way we say hack saw Jim.

731
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:58,840
Speaker 2: Duggan, Oh, dug Indeed, that's how I've said Dugan.

732
00:42:59,160 --> 00:42:59,919
Speaker 3: Do you say dude.

733
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:02,560
Speaker 2: I'm just going by the way that Jean pronounced it

734
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:03,960
Speaker 2: as an announcer.

735
00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:06,400
Speaker 3: Mean, Jean always said duggan.

736
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:08,239
Speaker 2: But he could have been wrong throughout all of the

737
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:09,520
Speaker 2: eighties because he's probably from me.

738
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:11,600
Speaker 1: I think it's a tomato tomato thing.

739
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:11,799
Speaker 4: Like.

740
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:16,000
Speaker 1: I don't think either of us are wrong, but I

741
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:19,359
Speaker 1: feel like, you know, the Northerner News says Dugan, right,

742
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:22,839
Speaker 1: and I said Duggan. But by the way, you don't mean.

743
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 1: Jean had a hamburger restaurant about an hour and a

744
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:29,040
Speaker 1: half away from where I'm sitting right now for a

745
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:29,439
Speaker 1: long time.

746
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:30,719
Speaker 2: What the fuck I know?

747
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:33,600
Speaker 3: Was it called Mean Jean's Burger Machines?

748
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think it's called like mean Jean's Burgers

749
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 1: something like that. Was well, like I want to look

750
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:45,480
Speaker 1: that up. Actually, it's called mean Jean's Something. Also, yeah,

751
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:52,440
Speaker 1: mean Jean's Burgers. No, not for nothing related to that

752
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 1: is that Abdullah the Butcher had a ribs place, maybe

753
00:43:57,120 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 1: still has one that I've actually been to and it's

754
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:04,920
Speaker 1: delicious or I don't know if it's still around. So

755
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:09,520
Speaker 1: I love it. Restaurants in Georgia, by the way.

756
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:10,319
Speaker 3: But I love it.

757
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:12,720
Speaker 2: I love an eighties wrestler who stays in their lane.

758
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,040
Speaker 2: Like my name is the butcher, I'm opening a fucking

759
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:15,880
Speaker 2: rib joint.

760
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:17,479
Speaker 3: My name is a junkyard dog.

761
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:19,960
Speaker 2: I am now an animal control operator, like I don't

762
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:22,160
Speaker 2: know if he is, but like they stay in their

763
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:27,360
Speaker 2: fucking lane, I'm hacksaw Jim Dugan. I now sell things

764
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:33,200
Speaker 2: at Low's like I own a Low's franchise, Like they've

765
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:34,560
Speaker 2: stayed in their fucking lane.

766
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:37,799
Speaker 1: I think Rick Flair is a botanist. I mean, we

767
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:38,680
Speaker 1: could really go on.

768
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 3: Jake the Snake.

769
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:46,560
Speaker 2: Obviously snake handler for some weird church in the woods.

770
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:46,960
Speaker 3: I don't know.

771
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:50,319
Speaker 1: So yeah, I gotta say this is easy A slight

772
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:57,279
Speaker 1: variation number one. I am definitely fucking hacksaw. I mean,

773
00:44:57,480 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 1: if you if you google eighties picture of him, he's

774
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:05,920
Speaker 1: just my type. Like he looks like a biker and

775
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 1: a you know, a biker villain in an eighties action film.

776
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:17,480
Speaker 1: He looks so fun good and just like just like

777
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:23,160
Speaker 1: a like a thick bearded man. I love that. My type.

778
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:29,120
Speaker 1: Definitely marrying Rick Flair. Okay, uh, that is long term

779
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:33,120
Speaker 1: relationship in a nutshell, It's just like a fucking dude

780
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:36,800
Speaker 1: that just makes me laugh. Has a little bit of style,

781
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 1: a little pomp.

782
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:41,000
Speaker 3: You know, but you just said you like a little style.

783
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, just you know, like he's just seems like a

784
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:47,319
Speaker 1: good time dude, and I want that every day. I

785
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:50,000
Speaker 1: want to experience that every day. And then we're killing

786
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:54,880
Speaker 1: making work and it really, honestly, it's because there is

787
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:58,799
Speaker 1: a seed from The Wrestler that to me has like

788
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:01,719
Speaker 1: do you remember the scene in The Wrestler where he

789
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:04,520
Speaker 1: is him and Marissa Tomeyer in the bar and she's

790
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 1: kind of doing like a strip tease for him and

791
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:09,319
Speaker 1: they're just sitting there talking about how rat it was

792
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 1: to like live through the late eighties where like all

793
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:17,400
Speaker 1: of their hair metal bands were like top of the charts,

794
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:19,920
Speaker 1: like all that stuff, And I was just like, I

795
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:25,680
Speaker 1: feel like, we know people like this and it's it's

796
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:28,200
Speaker 1: sad and we should just put them out of their misery.

797
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:31,920
Speaker 3: Much like the situation I know that dude.

798
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:39,000
Speaker 2: No, yeah, exactly, I know that dude and he's shooting

799
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 2: steroids directly into his dick before going to work and

800
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:44,520
Speaker 2: chopping off his finger at a goddamn DELI.

801
00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, like that dude is is. It's a bleak situation.

802
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I feel like they're like I don't know

803
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:56,960
Speaker 1: if I I'm not gonna explain why I think this, but

804
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:58,640
Speaker 1: I feel like they're all quean On adjacent.

805
00:46:58,680 --> 00:46:58,960
Speaker 4: Now.

806
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:06,640
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just like saying.

807
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:07,880
Speaker 3: No explanation necessary.

808
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:14,520
Speaker 2: I watched I watched that documentary about Mother God Oh

809
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:18,359
Speaker 2: me too, and I was like, Yo, the lines are

810
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:25,080
Speaker 2: too blurry between spiritual hippie type to QAnon maniacs.

811
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 3: Two.

812
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:30,680
Speaker 2: I'm gonna pound colloidal silver and drink alcohol and be

813
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:33,919
Speaker 2: surprised when I die and I'm blue when I die.

814
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:37,560
Speaker 1: Oh. It's like I want to say, I actually read

815
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:41,319
Speaker 1: an article about it, like maybe like around the time

816
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:46,560
Speaker 1: that the insurrection happened, Like about this like weird hippie

817
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:53,960
Speaker 1: spiritualist meets like almost kind of like a white supremacy thing,

818
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:57,040
Speaker 1: like it's like the worlds are closer than we ever thought,

819
00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 1: and you're just like, wow.

820
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:03,279
Speaker 3: That's why. To me, it's wild. So yeah, I'm with

821
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:03,799
Speaker 3: you on that.

822
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:06,120
Speaker 2: Like you don't not have to explain why you think

823
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 2: Mickey Rourke from The Wrestler would be qan on adjacent.

824
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:14,239
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, I'm just saying I feel it. I

825
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:14,680
Speaker 3: feel it.

826
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:17,520
Speaker 1: Okay. So there have one more, the last one, right,

827
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:22,440
Speaker 1: one more? Okay, So this is the last one. It

828
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 1: is an email from Ava. She her pronouns. She's from

829
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:31,960
Speaker 1: Los Angeles, California. The name of her email is Unhinged

830
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:37,359
Speaker 1: Psychopaths a very lynchient FMK, Hello, Millie and Danielle. When

831
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:39,480
Speaker 1: I listen to y'all, it's like listen to old friends.

832
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:43,080
Speaker 1: I'm forty one and can relate hard when it comes

833
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:46,200
Speaker 1: to all of your pop culture references. I know this

834
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:49,680
Speaker 1: is late bit in my notes for a minute copywriting.

835
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 1: It's not my forte I'm sorry, but I loved your

836
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:53,719
Speaker 1: episode on one of my favorite all the Way Up

837
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:57,480
Speaker 1: Kings Willem Dafoe, And on that note, welcome to a

838
00:48:57,560 --> 00:49:03,600
Speaker 1: seriously unhinged fuck Mary Kill David Lynch edition. Sorry XO

839
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 1: EVA you ready to do this.

840
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:08,439
Speaker 3: Oh I'm ready, me too.

841
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:13,799
Speaker 1: Actually, this one's hard and evil, but we're gonna try it.

842
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 1: So the FMK for this email David Lynch edition Fuckberry,

843
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:23,680
Speaker 1: kill Frank Booth from Blue Velvet, Bobby Peru from Wild

844
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:29,000
Speaker 1: at Heart, and Leland Palmer slash killer Bob from Firewalk

845
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:31,359
Speaker 1: with Me. Spoiler alert. By the way, if you haven't

846
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:33,360
Speaker 1: seen that, that's it.

847
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:40,799
Speaker 2: If you haven't seen that show or those movies, you're up.

848
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:41,960
Speaker 1: You gotta go first.

849
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:45,399
Speaker 2: Okay, this is a hard one because these are all

850
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:51,080
Speaker 2: fucking insane people. So I'm gonna base my other two

851
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:52,320
Speaker 2: answers on the kill.

852
00:49:53,719 --> 00:49:54,239
Speaker 1: Okay, and.

853
00:49:55,960 --> 00:50:01,240
Speaker 2: I gotta kill Frank Booth, I gotta kill Hill Leland.

854
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:02,680
Speaker 1: Yeah.

855
00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:06,000
Speaker 3: But here's the thing that's hard for me. The guy

856
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:07,640
Speaker 3: who plays Bob is kind of cute.

857
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:16,200
Speaker 2: Oh whoa wow. Sorry, Bob is cut when he's not

858
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 2: being a total bed creep x x O. Yeah, okay,

859
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:23,160
Speaker 2: he's not slinking out from behind a fucking dresser. He's

860
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:23,880
Speaker 2: kind of cute.

861
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:29,200
Speaker 1: Yeah that Okay, thank you for opening that up a bit,

862
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 1: because now now I feel relieved, in a weird way, relieved.

863
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:36,480
Speaker 1: I got it.

864
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:39,080
Speaker 2: Maybe that's the only way to choose in this round

865
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:44,520
Speaker 2: is by looks, because they're all equally fucking insane and demented. Yeah,

866
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:50,759
Speaker 2: so I'm going by looks. Then maybe I'm marrying or

867
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:53,920
Speaker 2: fucking Leland. This is so fucking twisted. I don't even

868
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:54,839
Speaker 2: know if I can't answer this.

869
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:58,440
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, alright, I'm.

870
00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:01,320
Speaker 2: Going by looks alone because they're all crazy.

871
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:02,360
Speaker 3: Do not judge me.

872
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:08,680
Speaker 2: I'm fucking Leland, I'm killing Bobby, I'm marrying Frank Booth.

873
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:13,120
Speaker 2: This is the worst FMK round of my life.

874
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:16,960
Speaker 3: Like, I feel disgusting.

875
00:51:17,719 --> 00:51:21,399
Speaker 1: They haven't ruined our lives just now. Yeah, this is

876
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:24,400
Speaker 1: not good. This is not good. Like I can't even

877
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:26,759
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, fuck the granch or whatever. This is

878
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 1: like patently all three terrible, Like, oh.

879
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:38,160
Speaker 2: I have to go on looks alone because if you

880
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:41,360
Speaker 2: consider the personality, you are in therapy forever.

881
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, is it my turn now?

882
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:48,960
Speaker 2: Yeah? I oh, trust me. I have nothing else to say.

883
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:51,040
Speaker 2: I can't believe I've said what I've already said.

884
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:56,600
Speaker 1: I have my hands over my eyes. Okay, I'm going

885
00:51:56,719 --> 00:52:05,840
Speaker 1: to fuck Bob, killer Bob and uh and only only

886
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:09,760
Speaker 1: this being as Bob and not Leland.

887
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:16,280
Speaker 2: Does that make sense the disassociated version of Leland I can.

888
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:19,480
Speaker 1: I can only imagine it's like being super high on

889
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:22,040
Speaker 1: ayahuasca for like a twelve hour period and then you

890
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:24,440
Speaker 1: just go back to normal life. That's kind of how

891
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:28,480
Speaker 1: I feel about having sex with Bob, Like it's an

892
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:32,359
Speaker 1: add of body experience, but at least it has an end.

893
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:33,440
Speaker 1: It has an end.

894
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:35,480
Speaker 3: It has to have an end.

895
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:53,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna marry Bobby Buru. Fuck, I'm gonna marry

896
00:52:53,160 --> 00:53:02,800
Speaker 1: Bobby married you guys just married me and Bobby.

897
00:53:04,239 --> 00:53:06,839
Speaker 3: I am never I'm never getting over this round. I'm

898
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:07,799
Speaker 3: never getting over this.

899
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:11,480
Speaker 2: I don't even know if I want to hear your reasoning,

900
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:14,520
Speaker 2: but I I know I have to hear your reasoning

901
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 2: whilst I will not be able to sleep. Why are

902
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:22,000
Speaker 2: you marrying Poppy Prue?

903
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:28,759
Speaker 1: Uh ex marine? I don't know. I feel like I

904
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:33,840
Speaker 1: have a little bit of experience with military life.

905
00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:35,200
Speaker 2: I don't know.

906
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:38,080
Speaker 1: I really don't know. I really don't know why.

907
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:46,640
Speaker 2: The smallest part of that dude's the entire person you

908
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:56,319
Speaker 2: are latching onto A fucking wish with that one.

909
00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:57,919
Speaker 3: I can't. I can't, I.

910
00:53:57,840 --> 00:53:59,680
Speaker 1: Can't, I can't. I really can't either. I mean, I

911
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:02,440
Speaker 1: just imagine we would. We would be like the couple

912
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:06,520
Speaker 1: from Urban Cowboy. We would live at a trailer. I

913
00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:08,200
Speaker 1: would like go to him to like go to the

914
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:11,680
Speaker 1: dentist and fucking figure out his teeth, and he'd be like, nah,

915
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:17,400
Speaker 1: I like my teeth. Then I'd be like, you're driving

916
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:20,840
Speaker 1: me crazy, Bobby. You know you'd drive me crazy. And

917
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:23,480
Speaker 1: then he'd go like bowl for a while and maybe

918
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:28,160
Speaker 1: commit an arm robbery, and then we just have like

919
00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:29,319
Speaker 1: that kind of relationship.

920
00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:33,319
Speaker 2: He would like whisper at you with those teeth all

921
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:34,600
Speaker 2: close to your face.

922
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:37,840
Speaker 3: Being like, don't you fucking my snakeskin?

923
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:38,239
Speaker 2: Jack?

924
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:41,719
Speaker 1: But then he would come back with have like a

925
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:43,120
Speaker 1: real funny sense of humor.

926
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:47,840
Speaker 2: So I'd be like, I don't know, I am standing

927
00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:51,040
Speaker 2: up at this wedding and protesting so loud.

928
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:56,040
Speaker 3: I will never hold my peace when they say speak

929
00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:59,040
Speaker 3: now or forever, I will be talking. I'll be fucking

930
00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:00,440
Speaker 3: filibustering this wedding.

931
00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:04,640
Speaker 1: He's like the human beetle juice. I'd be like married

932
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:08,520
Speaker 1: to this human beetle juice, ah, which you know could

933
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:11,400
Speaker 1: be amusing. I don't know, could be amusing in our

934
00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:15,120
Speaker 1: later years. But this is interesting because I just do

935
00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:17,600
Speaker 1: not want to be involved with Frank Booth in any way,

936
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:19,400
Speaker 1: shape or form. I'd like, do know.

937
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:21,880
Speaker 3: I'm just like, I know, that's it's hard.

938
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:27,120
Speaker 1: No, he's like, you know, he's violent and he's he's

939
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:30,279
Speaker 1: not risk averse like we are. He would, you know,

940
00:55:30,719 --> 00:55:33,480
Speaker 1: want to drive cars really fast, and he just sucks.

941
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:35,960
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't find Frank Booth attractive in any way,

942
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,200
Speaker 1: shape or form, so he wouldn't even be good for

943
00:55:38,239 --> 00:55:40,239
Speaker 1: a night. So that's kind of how it's how I

944
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:41,400
Speaker 1: figured this out.

945
00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:43,720
Speaker 2: Oh, I feel, I mean, my marriage to Frank Booth

946
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:46,839
Speaker 2: will be hopefully short lived, which is why I will

947
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:49,359
Speaker 2: marry him, because I think he will die or be

948
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:54,640
Speaker 2: murdered almost instantaneously, possibly at the ceremony.

949
00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:59,600
Speaker 1: So far in on this podcast, you have ironed out

950
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:03,000
Speaker 1: the best marriages for you are ones who are either

951
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:05,560
Speaker 1: never home or on the way to death.

952
00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:08,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, says a lot.

953
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:12,359
Speaker 2: And yet, even knowing that about me, this is the

954
00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:15,000
Speaker 2: first time that your answers are going to send me

955
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:22,080
Speaker 2: to therapy. Usually it's our own answers that send us

956
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:24,799
Speaker 2: screaming to our therapists. This is the first we I'll

957
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:28,400
Speaker 2: be like, yo, I heard some shit today.

958
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:30,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, the girl that I host a podcast with admitted

959
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:33,360
Speaker 1: she'd want to marry Bobby Perue if pressed.

960
00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:36,680
Speaker 2: Also, I love that to my therapist, you're just a

961
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:44,719
Speaker 2: girl I host the podcast, not a lifelong friend. This

962
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:47,640
Speaker 2: is weirdo that I talk to sometimes. As she'd marry

963
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:49,960
Speaker 2: Bobby Peru. I oh, no, I can.

964
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:54,120
Speaker 3: Carry on with this. Oh my goodness, my phone number.

965
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:55,640
Speaker 3: I love that.

966
00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:59,160
Speaker 2: We were worried that we wouldn't have enough material or

967
00:56:59,160 --> 00:57:01,279
Speaker 2: answers for this episod, and now I think we've gone

968
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:05,600
Speaker 2: like so long because these fmks are insanity.

969
00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:08,759
Speaker 3: These were so trull insane. What a way to end

970
00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:09,759
Speaker 3: the goddamn year.

971
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:14,160
Speaker 2: I know who y'all put us through it ava that

972
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:15,320
Speaker 2: is unforgivable.

973
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:17,919
Speaker 3: But that was a delight.

974
00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:23,320
Speaker 1: Somehow worse than the Doctor Strange love Doctor Moreau one.

975
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:28,360
Speaker 1: I mean, that's that was just so difficult. But listen,

976
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:31,400
Speaker 1: we love the We love the challenge. Thank you everybody

977
00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:36,320
Speaker 1: for sending in fmks and voicemails and emails. We just

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00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:39,680
Speaker 1: love it. And yeah, we can't wait to get more

979
00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:43,800
Speaker 1: in the new year. But if you want to email

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00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:54,800
Speaker 2: keep it tight.

985
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00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:14,840
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Speaker 1: That's right, and I think we might have just a

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Speaker 2: And you're listening to a bonus episode right now, so

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Speaker 2: you already know that they drop on the main feed

1001
00:58:44,440 --> 00:58:49,480
Speaker 2: every third Thursday of the month. If we recover from

1002
00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:51,200
Speaker 2: this one, we'll have another one for you in the

1003
00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:54,960
Speaker 2: new year. But it will take me a full fucking

1004
00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:56,560
Speaker 2: month to recover from this one.

1005
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Speaker 1: Yeah, good thing the holidays are here, so I could

1006
00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:06,160
Speaker 1: stop thinking of about doctor Moreau being married to Brando

1007
00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:07,000
Speaker 1: and doctor Moreau.

1008
00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:11,160
Speaker 2: My god, I mean fucking Bob from Twin Peaks is

1009
00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:15,360
Speaker 2: truly no one needs to hear me say anything for

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Speaker 2: the rest of my life.

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00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:24,640
Speaker 1: As always, Danielle, such a fucking pleasure doing this podcast

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