WEBVTT - Introducing: Jordan Klepper Fingers the Conspiracy

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<v Speaker 1>Hi. I'm Jordan Clapper, Daily Show contributor, Trump Rally Press

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<v Speaker 1>pass holder and as of today, my most daring title

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<v Speaker 1>yet podcast host. This is Jordan Clepper Fingers the Conspiracy

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<v Speaker 1>and all new limited podcast series brought to you by

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<v Speaker 1>The Daily Show. Now, normally, when I hear Trump supporters

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<v Speaker 1>bring up these, let's just call them what they are,

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<v Speaker 1>unverified banana gram conspiracy theories. We grabbed the sound by

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<v Speaker 1>packet in the segment for The Daily Show and move

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<v Speaker 1>on to the next person. But now we're doing it differently.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going way down the rabbit hole. Look what's on

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<v Speaker 1>your back? Q Flack? One of those crazy people, like

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<v Speaker 1>did you know that Osama bin Laden is a guy

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<v Speaker 1>named Tim It's been Laden still alive from the c

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<v Speaker 1>I A. Yeah, We're doing a whole episode about that one.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there anything you can tell us that I don't know?

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<v Speaker 1>JFK Jr. Is still alive? What JFK Jr? Coming back

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<v Speaker 1>from the dead? That's an episode? Are they making pedophile

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<v Speaker 1>look cool? If you go online, there's a whole list

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<v Speaker 1>of pedophile symbols. Really, the Deep Eight that too. Where

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<v Speaker 1>do these conspiracy theories come from? You might think the Internet,

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<v Speaker 1>and well, yeah, you're pretty much right. But where on

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<v Speaker 1>the Internet, and how do they spread and metastasize, and

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<v Speaker 1>how do we access those websites without getting a virus.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a question for our I T guidentist who has

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<v Speaker 1>upen in the office recently. I wonder why the point is.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm super excited, mostly terrified to unpack some of the

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<v Speaker 1>wildest conspiracy theories I've ever heard with experts who know

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<v Speaker 1>all about him, journalists who come across the stuff every day,

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<v Speaker 1>and even jfk Jr himself. Guys, can we get jfk

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<v Speaker 1>Jr one of the guys that the rally gave me

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<v Speaker 1>a cell. I'll pass it on. So that's the deal.

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<v Speaker 1>Jordan Clapper Fingers The Conspiracy premiering November nine eleven nine,

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<v Speaker 1>which is the opposite of nine eleven, which never happened.

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