1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:02,160 Speaker 1: And they're like, listen, when he shows up, all this 2 00:00:02,360 --> 00:00:05,520 Speaker 1: changes and they're like, yeah, well, if he's drinking, we're 3 00:00:05,519 --> 00:00:07,480 Speaker 1: going to have a problem. And me and my daughters 4 00:00:07,480 --> 00:00:09,720 Speaker 1: are like, no one's talking. We're just waiting for this 5 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:10,440 Speaker 1: guy to show up. 6 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:11,160 Speaker 2: And then. 7 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:15,680 Speaker 1: A five foot eight, skinny white dude walks in and 8 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:18,160 Speaker 1: we're like, please be him, please be him, sit down, 9 00:00:18,239 --> 00:00:18,720 Speaker 1: and he goes. 10 00:00:19,079 --> 00:00:20,959 Speaker 2: He goes, do you guys have Martin Naz And I 11 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:22,440 Speaker 2: was like, yeah, baby. 12 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:28,960 Speaker 3: Calm down with Aeron and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio. 13 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:33,519 Speaker 3: All right, guys, let's go to part two with Bert Kreischer. 14 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:34,279 Speaker 4: He tells us. 15 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:36,200 Speaker 5: Why he still taged. 16 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:38,479 Speaker 3: Some of his ex girlfriends on social media, which is 17 00:00:38,520 --> 00:00:41,839 Speaker 3: great and an incredible story about him returning to Florida 18 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:45,560 Speaker 3: State and life coming full circle and actually gets super emotional. 19 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:51,239 Speaker 3: It's really really great. I see your pin tripes behind you. 20 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:53,920 Speaker 6: So Bert, Derek Peter was nice enough to come on 21 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:56,560 Speaker 6: the podcast and we were talking about a myriad of 22 00:00:56,560 --> 00:01:00,440 Speaker 6: different topics, and so parenting advice came up. Oh, I 23 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:03,120 Speaker 6: need you to give Aaron some parenting advice because you're 24 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:04,720 Speaker 6: almost on the other side of this thing as an 25 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:05,400 Speaker 6: empty Nester. 26 00:01:05,959 --> 00:01:09,000 Speaker 1: Oh, my best parenting advice is you're gonna screw it up. 27 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:11,720 Speaker 1: You've never done it before, and so you're gonna mess 28 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:13,360 Speaker 1: it up bad, like real bad. 29 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:14,200 Speaker 2: It's gonna be. 30 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,360 Speaker 1: And that's the thing you have to be cool with 31 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:19,600 Speaker 1: is like it's like it's you're gonna make a lot 32 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:22,319 Speaker 1: of mistakes and mistakes that are bad. Like you're gonna 33 00:01:22,319 --> 00:01:25,440 Speaker 1: make bad mistakes, you're gonna parent poorly, and you're gonna 34 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:27,440 Speaker 1: raise your voice and you're gonna do things that your 35 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:29,919 Speaker 1: parents did and not realize you're doing it, and then 36 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:33,560 Speaker 1: your kids are gonna react like horribly, and but that's 37 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:36,640 Speaker 1: all normal, Like no one goes into parenting other than 38 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:39,440 Speaker 1: like guys that are having their second family, like Enzo Ferrari, 39 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:43,679 Speaker 1: like knowing what they're doing properly and so Farri's second 40 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:45,760 Speaker 1: kid was a dime, but all the other ones, the 41 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:48,040 Speaker 1: other one was like, you know, only passed away but whatever, 42 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:51,760 Speaker 1: but he's not missing oh anyway. But uh, that's the 43 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:53,720 Speaker 1: thing is like you're gonna mess it up. And for me, 44 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:57,560 Speaker 1: the thing I probably regret the most, and I think 45 00:01:57,600 --> 00:01:59,840 Speaker 1: this is probably most adjacent to where you are, Aaron 46 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:04,840 Speaker 1: is I was someone who focused very heavily on my 47 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:07,360 Speaker 1: career because I felt like if I don't make money, 48 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:09,520 Speaker 1: then no one's happy. So I'm gonna make sure I 49 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:12,040 Speaker 1: can make money. And so I spent a lot of 50 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:14,480 Speaker 1: time away when now I look at it and I go, 51 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:16,200 Speaker 1: I'll never get to get that time back. Now, Listen, 52 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:18,639 Speaker 1: you look in hindsight, you go, I really messed up. 53 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:21,680 Speaker 1: It worked out. We're all fine and we have money, 54 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:22,680 Speaker 1: and everyone gets good. 55 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:24,639 Speaker 4: To college, and your kids still talk to you. 56 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:28,600 Speaker 2: And my kids still went on a hike with Isla. 57 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:31,480 Speaker 1: Last night, Georgia called me after camping with her friends 58 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:34,160 Speaker 1: and was like, I love you, I miss you, like I. 59 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:35,440 Speaker 2: We're all in a really great. 60 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:39,080 Speaker 1: Place, but but we pulled teeth to get there. I 61 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:41,359 Speaker 1: mean it was like, you know, I joke about my 62 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:43,880 Speaker 1: family a lot on stage. I probably don't joke enough 63 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:46,480 Speaker 1: about like the series. I have one joke about when 64 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:50,480 Speaker 1: Georgia smoked weed. I was with a Snoop and I 65 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:53,040 Speaker 1: found out she smoked weed, and I was really upset, 66 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:55,080 Speaker 1: and I was like, I said to Liamne, we're gonna 67 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:56,639 Speaker 1: I was. I was on doing a show with Snoop 68 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:59,160 Speaker 1: and making I was having lunch with him and he 69 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:01,800 Speaker 1: heard me parenting on the phone. I was like, that 70 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:03,920 Speaker 1: does it. We're gonna get on the FaceTime. I'm gonna 71 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:05,600 Speaker 1: like that pitch up. I'm gonna I was just. 72 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:07,760 Speaker 2: Like she smoked weed. She where did she get it from? 73 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:08,680 Speaker 2: In the ads? Like it's your weed? 74 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:10,400 Speaker 1: And I was like, she's a thief too, what the 75 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:13,239 Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm gonna make her cry. She's 76 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:15,280 Speaker 1: gonna cry on the phone tonight so she knows this 77 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:18,680 Speaker 1: is real. And and then I hung up and Snoop's like, Nah, 78 00:03:18,919 --> 00:03:21,840 Speaker 1: don't do that. He was like, you're what's happening to 79 00:03:21,919 --> 00:03:25,720 Speaker 1: you is your feelings are You're having feelings about losing 80 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:27,920 Speaker 1: control of your daughter and your daughter's growing up shouldn't 81 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,280 Speaker 1: need you, And it's messing with your head as a person, 82 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:32,639 Speaker 1: and it's messing with your heart as dad, and so 83 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:35,000 Speaker 1: you making her cry is going to just push her. 84 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:36,200 Speaker 2: Further from me. I was like, when the fuck did 85 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:37,200 Speaker 2: you turn into a doctor? 86 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:39,120 Speaker 5: I was gonna say. 87 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:41,920 Speaker 2: I mean, he's a great dad, and he's a great friend. 88 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:42,640 Speaker 2: And and the. 89 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:47,400 Speaker 6: Children's songs too, Snoop the affirmation song, I really highly recommend. 90 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:51,640 Speaker 5: I am a great person. I am a great person. 91 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:54,640 Speaker 5: My parents love me so much. My parents. 92 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:57,640 Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not gonna say I am going to 93 00:03:57,680 --> 00:03:58,920 Speaker 3: make this joke, but it's not joke. 94 00:03:59,000 --> 00:03:59,440 Speaker 5: It's real. 95 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:02,440 Speaker 3: As we're talking about a song ninety three point three 96 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:05,720 Speaker 3: the Power pick I got to do a top five 97 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:08,400 Speaker 3: at nine song. Hi, I'm Aaron Andrews and I go 98 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:11,720 Speaker 3: to Bloomingdale High School. And tonight's number three song is 99 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:15,360 Speaker 3: red red Wine. I'd love to tell Preston Bernheisel, I 100 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:16,280 Speaker 3: love you so much. 101 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:20,720 Speaker 6: You called in and dedicated a song to a guy. 102 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:24,160 Speaker 6: You get, you get chosen, you be forty red red Wine. 103 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:26,560 Speaker 6: It's like getting the hat for the twenty one song. 104 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,800 Speaker 3: I'm at the tailor concert like it's a big deal 105 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:31,080 Speaker 3: for the top five at nine on the Power Pig 106 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:32,839 Speaker 3: to do So, how did you get Pills? 107 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,640 Speaker 1: I called it in the top five and nine. I 108 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:36,479 Speaker 1: dedicated it to Jennifer Stevens. 109 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:38,480 Speaker 4: Is that one of the six? 110 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:39,440 Speaker 2: Uh? 111 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:42,800 Speaker 1: No, No, eighth grade love, eighth grade eighth great love? 112 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:46,520 Speaker 2: I was. I was in a bedroom with her her 113 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:47,320 Speaker 2: now husband. 114 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:50,599 Speaker 4: WHOA Is that the start of a joke. 115 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:51,320 Speaker 2: Oh No. 116 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:53,760 Speaker 1: We were scout out to Stephen Saint John. We're at 117 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:55,000 Speaker 1: his house and I called it in the top five 118 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,520 Speaker 1: of nine and I was dating Jennifer Stevens, and I said, 119 00:04:57,520 --> 00:04:59,120 Speaker 1: I want to I forget what my song was, but 120 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:00,480 Speaker 1: I want to I want to fend this out to 121 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:01,279 Speaker 1: Jennifer Stevens. 122 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:03,080 Speaker 2: And then it was like a big deal. 123 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:04,520 Speaker 1: You had to call in and wait and you sat 124 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:06,960 Speaker 1: on the phone forever waiting for them, and then they 125 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:08,720 Speaker 1: played your song, played a song. Nerves are up and 126 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:10,720 Speaker 1: then you're like, hey, this is Burke Chriisler. I go 127 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:14,200 Speaker 1: to Berkeley Prep. Uh, I like, dedicate this song to 128 00:05:14,279 --> 00:05:19,120 Speaker 1: Jennifer Stevens, Motley Crue, Don't don't go away, Mad, just 129 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:19,880 Speaker 1: go away or whatever. 130 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:21,279 Speaker 4: Oh my god. 131 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:24,120 Speaker 6: So I have always been a fan of yours, but 132 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:25,920 Speaker 6: I fell even more in love with you when you 133 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,680 Speaker 6: jumped on set for the Thursday Night Football Crew when 134 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:33,440 Speaker 6: we had a Rams game and Ryan Fitzpatrick is your twin. 135 00:05:33,839 --> 00:05:35,400 Speaker 4: Uh, you guys are. 136 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:37,960 Speaker 6: One and the same, and you jumped on set and 137 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,240 Speaker 6: you just made his life. He ripped his shirt off. 138 00:05:40,279 --> 00:05:43,240 Speaker 6: You guys hug just just sweaty backs and all. It 139 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:44,479 Speaker 6: was quite a time. 140 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:48,560 Speaker 1: He that was That was I was. I was nervous 141 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:54,480 Speaker 1: doing that because because Inner Whitworth came to my box 142 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:57,160 Speaker 1: like I was. I was with my family and he's 143 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:58,560 Speaker 1: like showed up and he's like, hey, will you take 144 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:00,880 Speaker 1: your shirt off with fits? And I was like yeah. 145 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:02,120 Speaker 1: I was like, that's what I do for a living. 146 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:04,960 Speaker 1: I can definitely do that. I was so nervous to 147 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:07,479 Speaker 1: all of a sudden a party night turned into a 148 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:08,799 Speaker 1: work night and I was pretty drunk. 149 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:11,520 Speaker 6: Oh well, you pulled it together perfectly because you were 150 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:14,240 Speaker 6: so classy. You went down the line. You mentioned the 151 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:17,400 Speaker 6: Calm Down podcast, the whole thing like that was so great. 152 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:20,200 Speaker 6: It was really really sweet, and we're such big fans 153 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:23,360 Speaker 6: of yours. I want to know your relationship with Tom Sigoura. 154 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:25,200 Speaker 6: When did you guys become friends? 155 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:28,920 Speaker 2: We were working we were working in brain. 156 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,640 Speaker 6: Why do you laugh when I say his name? Just 157 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,240 Speaker 6: because he automatically makes you laugh? 158 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:34,359 Speaker 2: He does. Well, it's you know, it's funny. 159 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:37,560 Speaker 1: It's it's a buddy that I'm now business partners with, 160 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,359 Speaker 1: Like we have a Vodko, we have a podcast, we 161 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:43,520 Speaker 1: have a movie in development. And it's funny to think 162 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:46,000 Speaker 1: that I met him at the Brave Improv. We were 163 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:48,560 Speaker 1: opening for a guy, a very famous comedian at the time, 164 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:49,480 Speaker 1: J Moore. 165 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:52,360 Speaker 6: And of course I got I got a j Moore 166 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:54,359 Speaker 6: story for you real quick. You'll appreciate this. I was 167 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:56,359 Speaker 6: working on a show called The Best Damn Sports Show, 168 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:59,320 Speaker 6: and I was a baby. I had just got asked 169 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:00,920 Speaker 6: to like do a now national show. I was like 170 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:04,000 Speaker 6: a regional Fox reporter for that for the Rockies before that. 171 00:07:04,279 --> 00:07:06,119 Speaker 6: I'm on the Best damn Sports Show. I'm thinking to myself, 172 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:08,240 Speaker 6: Oh my god, I've made it. Jay Moore comes on 173 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:12,800 Speaker 6: and he looks at my jacket and he goes, oh, 174 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:15,800 Speaker 6: my wife has that jacket but in leather. And I 175 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:19,720 Speaker 6: was humiliated. And I was so mortified. I was like 176 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:21,840 Speaker 6: a little kid, and it was like a pleather jacket. 177 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:22,920 Speaker 6: So I was sad. 178 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:26,840 Speaker 1: Now Jay was Jay was a good friend for a 179 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:29,520 Speaker 1: very long time. We'd have fallen out, but we're we've 180 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:32,760 Speaker 1: reached out, we've talked, and we're cool now. But at 181 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:36,440 Speaker 1: the time, Tom was overweight, probably two hundred ninety pounds, 182 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:38,080 Speaker 1: and he was sitting in the green room. He was 183 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:40,800 Speaker 1: the host, and he was watching Florida State play and 184 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:42,680 Speaker 1: I walked in and I went, hey, I went to 185 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:43,200 Speaker 1: Florida State. 186 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:44,920 Speaker 2: And he's like, Florida State's my favorite team. I'm FM Florida. 187 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:47,560 Speaker 1: I go on from Florida and Jay walked in and 188 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:49,400 Speaker 1: he goes, why are we watching Florida State? And Tom said, 189 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:51,640 Speaker 1: I have one hundred dollars on this game. And Jay goes, 190 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:54,520 Speaker 1: you're hosting. You make seventy five dollars a show and 191 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:56,680 Speaker 1: youve got one hundred dollars on this game. You're an idiot. 192 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:58,600 Speaker 1: And he walked out and I looked at Tom. I said, hey, man, 193 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:02,000 Speaker 1: welcome to the tour. And we became best friends. 194 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:05,000 Speaker 4: Two Bears One Cave so popular. Yeah, how long have 195 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:06,000 Speaker 4: you guys been doing that? Now? 196 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:10,080 Speaker 1: We started really heavy in the pandemic in twenty twenty 197 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:13,920 Speaker 1: is when is when. Tom's a really smart businessman and 198 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:17,360 Speaker 1: we started doing the podcast just as a lark, and 199 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:20,160 Speaker 1: really quick it kind of took off. It was during 200 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:23,520 Speaker 1: the pandemic, so no everyone was at home and looking 201 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:25,480 Speaker 1: for something, and so we doubled up and started doing 202 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:29,160 Speaker 1: two a week or one a week, and it's turned 203 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:31,200 Speaker 1: into it's you know, it's bigger than I think either 204 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:34,720 Speaker 1: of our podcasts, and it's really fun. It's fun as 205 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:36,360 Speaker 1: you know, it's fun to catch up with a friend. 206 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:39,360 Speaker 1: And we don't pre produce it. We don't, which maybe 207 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:41,800 Speaker 1: we should at times, but we just get together and 208 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:42,720 Speaker 1: then just start talking. 209 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:44,959 Speaker 2: And I think he's the funniest guy in. 210 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:47,760 Speaker 1: The world without a doubt, and he thinks I am 211 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:49,319 Speaker 1: the weirdest human being alive. 212 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:52,400 Speaker 6: It works, I know, but to your point, it is 213 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:54,280 Speaker 6: a standing date like Aaron and I. His lives are 214 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:55,560 Speaker 6: so busy, but I know I get to talk to 215 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:57,800 Speaker 6: her for like a straight hour every. 216 00:08:57,559 --> 00:08:58,400 Speaker 4: Week, which is fun. 217 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:01,160 Speaker 6: And I like the things like I'm not a big 218 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:03,400 Speaker 6: produced person anyway, which is weird in TV, but I 219 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:06,400 Speaker 6: think it's more fun that things just go off the rails. 220 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:17,120 Speaker 6: Before we let you go back to one of your 221 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:19,480 Speaker 6: nine hundred different jobs, Bert, will you. 222 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:21,840 Speaker 4: Play a little game with us. It's called what would 223 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:22,320 Speaker 4: Bert Do? 224 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:25,840 Speaker 6: And there's some various topics that Aaron and I have 225 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:28,120 Speaker 6: talked about on this podcast, so we want to get 226 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:28,840 Speaker 6: your take on it. 227 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:32,200 Speaker 1: So, by the way, sidebar adjacent, we used to play 228 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:33,719 Speaker 1: a game when I worked in Travel Channel in the 229 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:36,320 Speaker 1: van of Bert has done that, and so what we 230 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:39,200 Speaker 1: do is we say something wild and then everyone would 231 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:41,440 Speaker 1: go around the van and go Bert's on that, and 232 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:43,400 Speaker 1: then they go Bert's on that. No, I don't think 233 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:45,760 Speaker 1: Bert's on that, and then they go Bert and then 234 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:47,440 Speaker 1: I take the question to go bertst on that. 235 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:51,120 Speaker 4: But oh yeah, I like that. That's next. That's the 236 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:52,000 Speaker 4: next time you come on. 237 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:53,920 Speaker 5: That's where it's at the Travel Channel. 238 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:56,199 Speaker 4: You worked on the Travel Channel? 239 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:58,080 Speaker 5: Tooey, No, he did. I just know. 240 00:09:58,120 --> 00:10:01,040 Speaker 6: I know you sounds crazy, you know crazy wild Bird's 241 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:01,360 Speaker 6: done that. 242 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:04,120 Speaker 1: When I worked on Travel Channel, I did. I would 243 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:08,400 Speaker 1: travel for the year, two weeks every month of the 244 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:10,600 Speaker 1: year around the world. It was the greatest job you 245 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:12,120 Speaker 1: could ever have. But it was a lot like being 246 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:14,040 Speaker 1: a stripper. It was a lot of fun, the money 247 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:15,600 Speaker 1: was good, but you weren't learning anything. 248 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:21,079 Speaker 6: So move forward, flexible, Yeah, yeah, in more ways than one. Okay, 249 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:24,480 Speaker 6: So there's an annoying person in the waiting room. Aaron 250 00:10:24,559 --> 00:10:26,880 Speaker 6: had a situation with this where they wouldn't shut up, 251 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:28,600 Speaker 6: and she was not happy about it. What do you 252 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:30,319 Speaker 6: do if you're in a waiting room and someone's talking 253 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:34,160 Speaker 6: really loud? Or are you the person that's talking to me? 254 00:10:34,679 --> 00:10:38,679 Speaker 1: I'm a hardcore eavesdropper. I'm a hardcore eavesdropper. I love 255 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:40,920 Speaker 1: I've Actually I was at dinner with my wife and 256 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,640 Speaker 1: daughter and I told them to shut up. The other night, 257 00:10:42,679 --> 00:10:44,640 Speaker 1: I was like, hold on, the conversation next to us 258 00:10:44,679 --> 00:10:45,160 Speaker 1: is so good. 259 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:45,920 Speaker 2: I had one. 260 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:47,720 Speaker 1: We were in the Cayman Islands. I had one that 261 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:49,679 Speaker 1: was so good next to me, so good next to 262 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:51,440 Speaker 1: me that I had to introduce myself to the guy. 263 00:10:51,679 --> 00:10:54,960 Speaker 1: The guy he started and he goes, and this is 264 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:56,960 Speaker 1: what I heard. I'm with my wife. She orders a drink. 265 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,160 Speaker 1: She goes, do you want something to eat? And I 266 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:00,320 Speaker 1: says someone to eat. I hear the guy in the 267 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:03,199 Speaker 1: in the combana next to us go and that's how 268 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:06,120 Speaker 1: my first wife died. And I was like, huh, I'm 269 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:08,080 Speaker 1: in and he was like and he was like, yeah, 270 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:10,080 Speaker 1: I don't know our honeymoon. Isn't that crazy? And I'm 271 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:13,800 Speaker 1: like what? And then and then I'm going, please tell 272 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,000 Speaker 1: me how what happened? He goes, who would have thought 273 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:18,679 Speaker 1: horseback riding in bamf in the winter was dangerous? 274 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:21,640 Speaker 2: And I'm like what. 275 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:27,040 Speaker 1: My second wife got frostbite? And I'm like second wife. 276 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:28,720 Speaker 1: And then I had to go over and go, hey, man, 277 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:30,760 Speaker 1: my name's Burn. I'm a comedian. Can I get to 278 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:32,640 Speaker 1: know you? And I got him a drink and this 279 00:11:32,679 --> 00:11:35,199 Speaker 1: guy was amazing He was a lawyer from Ontario, Canada, 280 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:38,640 Speaker 1: and he just had the wildest stories. And I was like, 281 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:42,199 Speaker 1: I'm a big eavesdropper, So if anyone's ever talking loudly, 282 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:43,360 Speaker 1: I dial in. 283 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:44,640 Speaker 2: And if my wife started, I. 284 00:11:44,559 --> 00:11:49,160 Speaker 5: Go, do you also? Chris and I are really good 285 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:49,480 Speaker 5: at this. 286 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:51,440 Speaker 3: I mean, my husband gets frustrated, but I'll look at 287 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:54,280 Speaker 3: other tables and I can figure out their scenario right away, 288 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:57,240 Speaker 3: Like this guy is pissed at this chick and this 289 00:11:57,280 --> 00:12:00,319 Speaker 3: is why they're having the most uncomfortable dinner, Like are 290 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,440 Speaker 3: you that kind of person too? 291 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:04,679 Speaker 1: We were on vacation, me and the girls were, and 292 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:12,240 Speaker 1: it was it was a whole table of black women 293 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:16,320 Speaker 1: and they were really lighting up the youngest of the 294 00:12:16,559 --> 00:12:18,520 Speaker 1: of the sisters or like you know, like they were 295 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:21,480 Speaker 1: all related. And they did not like her boyfriend and 296 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:23,280 Speaker 1: they did not like that he went on this trip 297 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:25,520 Speaker 1: that he was so annoying. And me and my daughters 298 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:27,560 Speaker 1: and my wife are like then they're like and they're like, 299 00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:30,560 Speaker 1: listen when he shows up all these changes and they're like, yeah, 300 00:12:30,559 --> 00:12:33,080 Speaker 1: well if he's drinking, we're going to have a problem. 301 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,559 Speaker 1: And me and my daughters are like, no one's talking, 302 00:12:35,559 --> 00:12:37,160 Speaker 1: We're just waiting for this guy to show up. 303 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:37,840 Speaker 2: And then. 304 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:42,360 Speaker 1: A five foot eight, skinny white dude walks in and 305 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:44,640 Speaker 1: we're like, please be him, please be him, sit. 306 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:47,359 Speaker 2: Down, and he goes. He goes, do you guys have Martinitas? 307 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:49,880 Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, baby, now we know why 308 00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:53,680 Speaker 1: they don't like him. 309 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:57,040 Speaker 6: Yeah, Aaron and I give names, We give them a car, 310 00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:59,280 Speaker 6: like we can figure out their whole life story, or 311 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:00,760 Speaker 6: at least what we think their life story is. 312 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:02,160 Speaker 4: All here, you get another one. 313 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:06,480 Speaker 6: What would Burt do? Rude people who recognize you? Aaron 314 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:08,880 Speaker 6: had a situation like this happened at the airport. 315 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:10,440 Speaker 5: He's a real dick. 316 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:11,720 Speaker 2: What happened? 317 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:13,719 Speaker 4: What was your Well, it was Christmas Eve. 318 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:18,240 Speaker 3: We're doing you know, great game, Dolphins, Cowboys, and it 319 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:20,080 Speaker 3: was a late night flight back to LA and we 320 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:21,880 Speaker 3: just couldn't wait to get to the bar. Right it 321 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:24,640 Speaker 3: was like Christmas Eve, let's get a Christmas cocktail. But 322 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,920 Speaker 3: of course they're closing in five minutes. You're like, shit, 323 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,920 Speaker 3: I'll have a burger, I'll have three cocktails. 324 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:29,679 Speaker 5: Whatever. 325 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:31,920 Speaker 3: And the guy was wasted at the bar and he 326 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:34,120 Speaker 3: looked over at me and I was like, I'll do 327 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:35,120 Speaker 3: anything for a drink. 328 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,720 Speaker 5: Or a burger, and he goes, you should smile more. 329 00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:39,920 Speaker 3: And I looked at him and I go, I didn't ask, 330 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:42,000 Speaker 3: and he goes, I know who you are, and I 331 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:45,079 Speaker 3: said great. And then finally I was like annoyed because 332 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:47,959 Speaker 3: my three male co workers were there and nobody tells 333 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,720 Speaker 3: them to smile more. It's like I'm a pet in 334 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:51,720 Speaker 3: a zoo, you know, it's like bee me yay, I'll 335 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:55,360 Speaker 3: smile picture. And so you can't tell I have issues, right, 336 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:57,520 Speaker 3: And so then I got a drink and I looked 337 00:13:57,559 --> 00:13:59,480 Speaker 3: at him and I go, have a nice night. 338 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:02,120 Speaker 5: I'm a bit you know what I mean, Like say 339 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:03,520 Speaker 5: that to the men I'm working with. 340 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:08,600 Speaker 2: You know, I am the exact opposite. I do not. 341 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:13,440 Speaker 1: I'm so excited that anyone recognizes me that I literally 342 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:16,480 Speaker 1: am oblivious. The only time it gets bad is like 343 00:14:16,559 --> 00:14:19,800 Speaker 1: me and my daughter were having a moment, a parenting 344 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:24,480 Speaker 1: moment recently over New Year's Like we were in Park 345 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:27,080 Speaker 1: City and it was a great parenting moment. We were 346 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:31,000 Speaker 1: talking about really really meaty stuff in our in our 347 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:33,560 Speaker 1: family and me and my behavior and the changes I 348 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:36,520 Speaker 1: made with my diet and losing weight and not drinking 349 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:39,520 Speaker 1: and being dialed in and being present and it was 350 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:44,240 Speaker 1: really emotional and people were recognizing me, and my daughter 351 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:47,520 Speaker 1: said to me, I know this is part of the job, 352 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:51,120 Speaker 1: and I know this is okay, but it is infuriating 353 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:53,240 Speaker 1: that I can't just have you as my dad right now. 354 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:56,040 Speaker 2: And I was like, and I was like, and then some. 355 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:57,560 Speaker 1: Guys like, dude, you got to do a shot with me, 356 00:14:57,640 --> 00:15:00,440 Speaker 1: and I was like, damn it, that's got to. In 357 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:04,040 Speaker 1: a weird way, I never got recognized for so long 358 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:06,560 Speaker 1: in my life that I go, I understand that that 359 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:12,800 Speaker 1: is adjacent to selling tickets and to downloads into money ultimately, 360 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,240 Speaker 1: so I in a weird way, I'm a little bit 361 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:17,160 Speaker 1: of a whore for it. I've only had one moment 362 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:19,920 Speaker 1: where it bothered me. We were in Atlantic City and 363 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:23,600 Speaker 1: this like gangster kind of guy was like, hey, you're 364 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,520 Speaker 1: going to take a picture with the girls. Take the 365 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:28,120 Speaker 1: shirt off. And I was like, I decided to take 366 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:29,800 Speaker 1: the shirt off. He goes no, and he kind of 367 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,720 Speaker 1: grabbed me close and he was like, you take the 368 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,760 Speaker 1: shirt off and you take the picture. 369 00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:34,640 Speaker 2: That's how it works. 370 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:38,000 Speaker 1: And I was like, oh shit, I was so I 371 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:42,520 Speaker 1: took it off. 372 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:42,440 Speaker 5: And then your pants just kidding. 373 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:44,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. 374 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:48,520 Speaker 3: Another one following a family member x after breakup. Really, 375 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:50,960 Speaker 3: what this is when our like, say we break up 376 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:52,840 Speaker 3: with a guy, Say you break up with a girl, 377 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:55,760 Speaker 3: and then you find out your family member is following 378 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:57,000 Speaker 3: them on social media. 379 00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:57,400 Speaker 2: Yeah. 380 00:15:57,440 --> 00:16:00,560 Speaker 6: My sister continued to follow my ex boy friend like 381 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:02,880 Speaker 6: years after the back and this guy was a douchebag, 382 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:04,720 Speaker 6: Like why are we still fun? She's like, I'm allowed 383 00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:06,920 Speaker 6: to fall whoever I want. I'm like, bit's just why 384 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:09,200 Speaker 6: do you have to follow the ex boyfriend who's an asshole? 385 00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:11,640 Speaker 6: Like knock it off? So what would Burt do? 386 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:16,480 Speaker 1: I One of my favorite things to do is to 387 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:19,160 Speaker 1: remember someone and then see what they've been up to. 388 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:23,320 Speaker 1: Like my sisters like like, I I don't really I 389 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:26,040 Speaker 1: don't really pay attention to too much other than me, Like 390 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:28,880 Speaker 1: I think about me a lot, so I don't think 391 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:30,720 Speaker 1: about other people. But then I remember one time I 392 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:32,000 Speaker 1: said to my wife, I was like, do you ever 393 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:34,240 Speaker 1: google your ex boyfriends? 394 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:35,920 Speaker 2: And she was like no. I was like you should 395 00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:37,600 Speaker 2: do it, see what they're up to, and she was. 396 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:39,800 Speaker 1: Like okay, And so we did it and he had 397 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:42,000 Speaker 1: died and it was like not as fun as you 398 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:42,720 Speaker 1: think it would. 399 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:46,120 Speaker 6: Be your family following the fun. 400 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:48,360 Speaker 4: That's what I wanted. 401 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:52,480 Speaker 1: No, I've tagged ex girlfriends whenever I get on a 402 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:54,920 Speaker 1: private jet, I put I tag them, and I good. 403 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:56,280 Speaker 2: You know it could have been. 404 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:58,480 Speaker 4: That's really good. 405 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:01,800 Speaker 6: Aside from so, have you had run ins with the 406 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:03,720 Speaker 6: ex girlfriends or like them being like, hey, can we 407 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:04,840 Speaker 6: get tickets to something? 408 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:07,400 Speaker 4: Like all of a sudden now they like, you. 409 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:08,879 Speaker 2: Know old. 410 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:13,439 Speaker 1: Yeah, I uh, yeah it happened. I was just a 411 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:15,919 Speaker 1: Grand Marshal of Gasparilla and Tampa. 412 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:19,359 Speaker 4: Yes, so on that pirate ship. 413 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:22,359 Speaker 1: And my wife this is I'm over speaking, I'm over sharing. 414 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,879 Speaker 1: But my wife's you know, fifty three, she's going through menopause. 415 00:17:25,119 --> 00:17:27,560 Speaker 1: There's some insecurities that go along with she hasn't had 416 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:30,959 Speaker 1: any work done. She's not like a botox person, and 417 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,119 Speaker 1: so she looks like she looks like she's I think 418 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:35,719 Speaker 1: she's beautiful, but she looks like you know, aged Jason 419 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:40,239 Speaker 1: and and and I could see it was bothering her 420 00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:41,959 Speaker 1: saying like all my friends in Tampa, I've all had 421 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,359 Speaker 1: work done, and and I was just like, oh, but 422 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:49,320 Speaker 1: you're I don't they they would have they there's nothing 423 00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:52,639 Speaker 1: they have that like I don't want to date someone 424 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:55,439 Speaker 1: that's like, oh, we're getting on a private jet. 425 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,119 Speaker 2: I want to be married to someone who's like how 426 00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:58,040 Speaker 2: much did this cost? 427 00:17:58,400 --> 00:17:58,560 Speaker 5: Yes? 428 00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:00,159 Speaker 4: This is and why are we doing this right? 429 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:02,640 Speaker 1: Right? Why are we don't need this? We don't need 430 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:05,720 Speaker 1: That's why I want. But uh, I've had girlfriends come 431 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:07,520 Speaker 1: to shows. I had one girlfriend come to a show 432 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:11,159 Speaker 1: and I overheard her saying I was the girl he 433 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:14,240 Speaker 1: was dating during that article, like I was the one 434 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:15,879 Speaker 1: that told him to get in the standard. And I 435 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:19,320 Speaker 1: was like, you don't take credit for this, but relax, yeah, 436 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:23,439 Speaker 1: I don't. There's only one ex girlfriend. I'm curious to 437 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:24,320 Speaker 1: what happened. 438 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:25,639 Speaker 5: To Oh that's Google. 439 00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:31,200 Speaker 6: No way, there's no no such thing as you can't 440 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:31,800 Speaker 6: find someone. 441 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:34,800 Speaker 4: See this is women. We can find something in two seconds. 442 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:38,360 Speaker 2: My sister found her her grade school bully good. 443 00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:39,560 Speaker 4: And I hope that. I hope that. 444 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:47,320 Speaker 6: Oh nine kids, who's who has nine kids? 445 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:52,160 Speaker 1: My sister's grade school bully from Lutz, Yeah, from LUTs 446 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:52,760 Speaker 1: and crazy? 447 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,880 Speaker 5: God, are you a cracker barrel guy? 448 00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,320 Speaker 3: And I missed him so much here And I know 449 00:18:59,359 --> 00:19:02,240 Speaker 3: there's like one random one somewhere right. I think it's 450 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:03,200 Speaker 3: like forty minutes away. 451 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,919 Speaker 6: From where I live in for most of each But 452 00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:06,920 Speaker 6: what's your go to order? 453 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:10,480 Speaker 1: Oh, country fried steak, mashed potatoes. I get two fried 454 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,920 Speaker 1: eggs on top of the country fried steak, I get 455 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:16,159 Speaker 1: biscuits and gravy. I go hard at Cracker Barrel And 456 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,560 Speaker 1: by the way, I play the Genius Triangle game the 457 00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:19,280 Speaker 1: entire time. 458 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:21,719 Speaker 6: To find out that I've never been to a Cracker, 459 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,040 Speaker 6: I'm the odd man out in this conversation. I know 460 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,520 Speaker 6: I'm from Seattle, which, by the way, I'm really close 461 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:31,920 Speaker 6: friends with Adam Ray. You two together time. No one 462 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:35,520 Speaker 6: loves Seattle more than doctor Phil. I mean, he is busy, 463 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:36,480 Speaker 6: Adam Ray. 464 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:39,840 Speaker 1: I took him to We did the arena wherever the 465 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:42,200 Speaker 1: teams played in the arena there, and then I got 466 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:45,240 Speaker 1: to I got a hit up from the Seahawks saying, Hey, 467 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:46,800 Speaker 1: do you want to come out to our practice. I 468 00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:49,520 Speaker 1: wanted to meet coach Carrol. I'm obsessed with coaches. I'm 469 00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:54,000 Speaker 1: obsessed with coaches because everyone on instam coach. I am too. 470 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,240 Speaker 1: He was great. He was a great guy. He said Bert, 471 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,119 Speaker 1: the key to life is finding the spaces in between 472 00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:01,600 Speaker 1: the spaces enjoy those. And I was like, I'm wow. 473 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:02,880 Speaker 2: Smart. I don't know what you're saying. 474 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:14,040 Speaker 1: My only takeaway is is TK Metcalf K by the way, gorgeous, massive. 475 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:17,960 Speaker 4: Man chiseled just like a full specimen. 476 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:20,320 Speaker 6: I love that he wears number eighty because of Steve 477 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,160 Speaker 6: Largent growing up in Seattle. 478 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:23,439 Speaker 4: Like I love Steve Largent. 479 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:26,120 Speaker 6: Like that's like I mean, I like all different kinds 480 00:20:26,119 --> 00:20:28,280 Speaker 6: of players, Like Dion Sanders was my favorite player growing up. 481 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:31,640 Speaker 6: You'll appreciate FSU but like I like the flashiness of Dion, 482 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:35,159 Speaker 6: but I also like the elegance of a Steve Largent 483 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,720 Speaker 6: that like handed the football to the official after he score, 484 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:41,439 Speaker 6: like then became a congressman whatever, but like not whatever, 485 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:43,879 Speaker 6: But I don't know. I just love Seattle sports, but 486 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:45,080 Speaker 6: not as much as Adam does. 487 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:47,600 Speaker 1: Adam, well, DK Metcalf comes up to us and he 488 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:51,520 Speaker 1: just done a practice, just worked out, and so I 489 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:54,000 Speaker 1: said to him, I was like, so, what's your day 490 00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:55,879 Speaker 1: look like? Now you're gonna take an app play video games, 491 00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:58,120 Speaker 1: just thinking that's what you do if you're a pro 492 00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:01,520 Speaker 1: athlete and you're a millionaire and you're twenty three, twenty five, 493 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:04,960 Speaker 1: And he says, uh no, I have sign language classes. 494 00:21:05,119 --> 00:21:07,200 Speaker 1: I'm trying to learn sign language, and I went, what 495 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,399 Speaker 1: he's like so cool? He just is like he's a 496 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:12,280 Speaker 1: curious dude and he's smart. And I was like, oh 497 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,239 Speaker 1: my god, this guy's not gonna waste his money. This 498 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:16,719 Speaker 1: guy's gonna be around forever. He's gonna have an amazing 499 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:21,080 Speaker 1: career after his career because he's a smart, fun, interesting dude. 500 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:22,760 Speaker 2: And I was like wow. 501 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,639 Speaker 1: And then he walked away, and then that's not the 502 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:27,200 Speaker 1: pro athlete I would have been. I would have been like, yeah, 503 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:29,960 Speaker 1: would you have been? I would have been North Doubt's forty. 504 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,920 Speaker 1: I would have been drinking, like I'm shocked. They still 505 00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:34,840 Speaker 1: don't drink beers after like hockey games like that. They're 506 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:41,119 Speaker 1: all drunk in the in the room that they have. Well, 507 00:21:41,119 --> 00:21:43,359 Speaker 1: I drank beers. I made the flyers, not in the 508 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,440 Speaker 1: locker room. Yeah, I made the fires drink beers. And 509 00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:48,000 Speaker 1: they're like, yo, this cannot you cannot tell anyone about this. 510 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,560 Speaker 1: I was like, I'm telling everybody. After the game. 511 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:53,439 Speaker 2: I was like, guys, we're killing we're killing white claws. 512 00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:57,159 Speaker 6: So we know that you love baseball, but if you 513 00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:59,200 Speaker 6: could go like you're purf, like, would you have been 514 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:03,480 Speaker 6: to take in your in your mind, would you be 515 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:06,400 Speaker 6: a hockey player, football player, baseball player, basketball player, like 516 00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:08,879 Speaker 6: you could be any professional athlete you want to be. 517 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:15,080 Speaker 1: I have an absolute love for base for playing baseball. 518 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:17,399 Speaker 1: I love everything about it, the rituals. I love the 519 00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:20,240 Speaker 1: OCD that plays into baseball. I love everything about it. 520 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:23,720 Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a pretty good golfer, meaning I grew up. 521 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,600 Speaker 1: Everyone knows if you grow up in Florida, you can 522 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:28,800 Speaker 1: just play great golf. I don't have the mindset for golf. 523 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:30,760 Speaker 1: I think I don't have to shut your brain off 524 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:34,080 Speaker 1: and dial in and sink the putt like I am 525 00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:37,399 Speaker 1: the guy that would choke. I would, But I always 526 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:41,359 Speaker 1: wonder even now, if like I could have dialed, I 527 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,600 Speaker 1: could have just I missed my window in like diving 528 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:47,960 Speaker 1: or like or like skiing, or like archery. You know, 529 00:22:48,119 --> 00:22:49,720 Speaker 1: Geena Davis became an archer. 530 00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:54,200 Speaker 6: At like forty five, and there's no crying in baseball 531 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:54,840 Speaker 6: or archery. 532 00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:58,800 Speaker 2: Apparently she became an Olympic archer in like two thousand 533 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,080 Speaker 2: and one. Was like an Olympic archer. 534 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:02,840 Speaker 4: It's not too late. 535 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:05,280 Speaker 2: Joe Rogan's a great archer and he picked it up 536 00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:09,359 Speaker 2: at fifty like, so can I wonder what my next 537 00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:10,639 Speaker 2: my next thing is gonna be. 538 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:14,919 Speaker 3: Uh, it's gonna ask you that, Yeah, what is your 539 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:17,639 Speaker 3: next thing in life? Or just like on stage, what 540 00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:18,719 Speaker 3: do you want to do anything? 541 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,720 Speaker 1: No, I'm looking to retire. I'm looking to I want 542 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:26,200 Speaker 1: to sell posos for eight hundred million dollars and then 543 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:31,600 Speaker 1: just live the life of an extravagant, eccentric comedian who 544 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:34,200 Speaker 1: only tours on his yacht. And I just hit sport 545 00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:40,640 Speaker 1: cities and I I I fantasize about uh, but I'm 546 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,439 Speaker 1: not someone who can take time off, Like I'm supposed 547 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:44,960 Speaker 1: to take nine months off after i shoot my special 548 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:48,399 Speaker 1: in July. I'm shooting my special in Saint Petersburg and 549 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:51,080 Speaker 1: for Netflix, and I'm supposed to take nine months off 550 00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:53,640 Speaker 1: and already I just was like I was just talking 551 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,080 Speaker 1: to Larired Hamilton. I was like, maybe I'll just go 552 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,640 Speaker 1: on to Hawaiian and surf or maybe I'll maybe I'll 553 00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:59,720 Speaker 1: start a surfing channel, maybe I'll become I was like, 554 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:01,240 Speaker 1: what if I go out to Big Waves. 555 00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:01,400 Speaker 2: With you guys? 556 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,280 Speaker 1: And he was like you should come, because you know 557 00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:06,240 Speaker 1: he's a savage. He's like, you should, you. 558 00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:06,639 Speaker 2: Can do it. 559 00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:10,160 Speaker 6: You talk about that family. Oh my god, those jeans 560 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:13,160 Speaker 6: with Gabrielle Reese, I mean between her and I. 561 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:16,680 Speaker 1: Mean, they want to do a double a couple's date 562 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,360 Speaker 1: with me and my wife. And I was like, talk 563 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:20,960 Speaker 1: about bringing the scrubs with you? It's like, what are 564 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,480 Speaker 1: we going to talk about? Well? 565 00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:25,560 Speaker 5: I just like, yeah, we have to wear a bathing suit. 566 00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:26,400 Speaker 5: That would I would just. 567 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:29,959 Speaker 2: That's where they work out. They work out in their pool. 568 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:33,199 Speaker 6: No, you can't invite someone over and then they have 569 00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:34,439 Speaker 6: to put a bathing suit on. 570 00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:36,040 Speaker 2: No. I was like, it's going to be the only 571 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:40,080 Speaker 2: one in a one piece in that pool. Yeah. I 572 00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:40,760 Speaker 2: don't know. 573 00:24:41,119 --> 00:24:42,840 Speaker 1: I don't know if we're if we're ready to. I 574 00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:45,040 Speaker 1: remember I remember when I hung out with Aaron Rodgers. 575 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,960 Speaker 1: He was like, hey, I got a place in California. 576 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,280 Speaker 1: We should go down to the beach together. And I 577 00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:52,000 Speaker 1: was like yeah, and he was like, yeah, bring your wife. 578 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:55,480 Speaker 1: I have my girlfriend down there. And I was like, nah, pass, 579 00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:56,720 Speaker 1: I'm not going to. 580 00:24:56,720 --> 00:25:01,080 Speaker 2: Bring a woman around your twenty nine year old. What 581 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:03,280 Speaker 2: is he gonna make sandwiches? Make sure we're all get 582 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:04,880 Speaker 2: sand off us before we go inside. 583 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:17,560 Speaker 6: No, you're when you're with them, very healthy. You have 584 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:19,920 Speaker 6: a picture though in your house when you went back 585 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,200 Speaker 6: and performed right at Florida State. 586 00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:26,200 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was that was the most emotional. 587 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:29,320 Speaker 2: That was You're gonna you can get me to cry easy. 588 00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:30,159 Speaker 2: I'm a big crier. 589 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:33,080 Speaker 1: But like so, I hadn't been to Florida State since 590 00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:35,439 Speaker 1: I graduated, and since i'd done stand up there, I 591 00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:38,280 Speaker 1: moved and I had a bad relationship with Florida State 592 00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:40,879 Speaker 1: because they didn't graduate me because of the article. 593 00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,120 Speaker 2: I had to take correspondence classes. 594 00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:45,320 Speaker 4: Really because of that Rolling Stone article. 595 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, they say I defamed the school, and so they 596 00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:50,919 Speaker 1: got they I get really into the sports side of this. 597 00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:54,919 Speaker 1: I sat next to work done at graduation because they 598 00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:57,520 Speaker 1: wanted his name called out before mine, so no one 599 00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:01,399 Speaker 1: really heard mine and yeah, yeah no, And so I 600 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:02,960 Speaker 1: had like a bad taste in my mouth. So I 601 00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:06,280 Speaker 1: had not been back to Tallahassee in twenty five years. 602 00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:10,240 Speaker 1: I didn't realize we were performing in the Civic Center 603 00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:12,679 Speaker 1: in the arena. I thought we were just doing like 604 00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:15,320 Speaker 1: a Sometimes these arenas will have a theater, a theater 605 00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:16,680 Speaker 1: in'side like a masive square garden. 606 00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:17,880 Speaker 2: So I just figured that. 607 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,480 Speaker 1: There was a room in there that I was performing 608 00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:21,960 Speaker 1: in and I got there, I got off my tour 609 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,640 Speaker 1: bus and I woke up early and there was a 610 00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:29,199 Speaker 1: big sign and a red carpet that reached from my 611 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:31,880 Speaker 1: bus to in the arena that said welcome home Bertie Boy. 612 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:40,560 Speaker 1: Stop emotional and so so it I took the morning 613 00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:43,680 Speaker 1: and I walked by myself around the campus just kind 614 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:45,199 Speaker 1: of seeing it and taking it in. I hadn't been 615 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,000 Speaker 1: there in twenty five years, want to see the changes. 616 00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:49,399 Speaker 1: And I'd put on Instagram stories, you know, I'm here 617 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:53,320 Speaker 1: at Florida State, and kids were opening their windows and 618 00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:56,440 Speaker 1: they were yelling out. 619 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:58,639 Speaker 2: Welcome home Bertie Boy. It was like it was like wild. 620 00:26:58,720 --> 00:26:59,640 Speaker 2: It was so crazy. 621 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:04,680 Speaker 1: So then we go to do the show. And now, Aaron, 622 00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:07,600 Speaker 1: I'll understand this very clearly. But when we were kids 623 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,960 Speaker 1: that Florida didn't have. Florida didn't have a ton of 624 00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:13,040 Speaker 1: civic pride. We weren't like Boston or Pittsburgh. You know, 625 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:16,000 Speaker 1: your civic pride was ultimately found at Florida or Florida State. 626 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:19,600 Speaker 1: So that's where you became a member of that community. 627 00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:22,000 Speaker 1: And my dad told me when I went to Florida State, Buddy, 628 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,280 Speaker 1: you have no idea what you're about to join into 629 00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:28,160 Speaker 1: this is overwhelming. When you get to these games, you're 630 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:29,640 Speaker 1: going to feel like you're really a part of something 631 00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:30,320 Speaker 1: I didn't understand. 632 00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:30,480 Speaker 2: Next. 633 00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:32,800 Speaker 1: I grew up in Tampa, So when I went to 634 00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:36,400 Speaker 1: the first game in my freshman year and they threw 635 00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:39,679 Speaker 1: the spear into the seminole head as a freshman, I 636 00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:44,439 Speaker 1: started sobbing crying. I started, it's on fire, It's on fire. 637 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:48,320 Speaker 1: Cheap film comes out on Renegade. Renegade rears back on 638 00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:50,639 Speaker 1: its rear legs and he spikes a burning spear into 639 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:53,439 Speaker 1: the head. I started sobbing, crying, and I cried every 640 00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:57,159 Speaker 1: time they ever threw that spear into the every my 641 00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,160 Speaker 1: whole six and a half seven years there. Every time 642 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,520 Speaker 1: it happened, I thop. So I get ready to do 643 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:03,600 Speaker 1: the show, and now, mind you, I still have a 644 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:05,399 Speaker 1: weird relationship with Florida State. I haven't really talked to 645 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:07,480 Speaker 1: anyone who works there. And they say, no, we have 646 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,919 Speaker 1: a present for you before the show. I thought they 647 00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:11,760 Speaker 1: were going to give me a doctorate, like I thought 648 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:13,800 Speaker 1: they were gonna like Bill calls me me up and 649 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:18,879 Speaker 1: give me a capping down, And they presented me the 650 00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:23,800 Speaker 1: spear and they said at all. I started sobbing, crying, 651 00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,760 Speaker 1: and then I go out, I have a great show, 652 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,600 Speaker 1: and I bring the spear out on stage and there's 653 00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:33,840 Speaker 1: like twelve thousand people and just channing the the war chant. 654 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:37,040 Speaker 1: And it was I mean, like to this day, you 655 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:39,080 Speaker 1: know when I think sometimes like on my death bet, 656 00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:40,240 Speaker 1: what are my memories going to be? 657 00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:40,320 Speaker 6: Like? 658 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:42,560 Speaker 1: What are the things that flashed before my eyes? And 659 00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:44,120 Speaker 1: I hope that's one of them, because it was like 660 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:47,200 Speaker 1: a true connection of coming home and feeling like really 661 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:50,800 Speaker 1: really coming home. And then you know, I've been back since. 662 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,320 Speaker 1: I went back to a game and they brought me 663 00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:56,400 Speaker 1: on the field and I saw coach normal and and 664 00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:58,000 Speaker 1: they brought me down so that I could watch the 665 00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:02,160 Speaker 1: spear go in and they had a camera on me bawling, crying. 666 00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:07,880 Speaker 6: O good for you, A full circle moment cry. 667 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,040 Speaker 5: That'd be like me if I went back to Florida. 668 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:14,960 Speaker 5: I think gave you the mister two Bits Ties. You've 669 00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:17,200 Speaker 5: got the spear, I've got the two bits Tie. 670 00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:23,120 Speaker 1: It's crazy how those like weird, weird moments, especially in sports, 671 00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:25,240 Speaker 1: can really unify and bring you together and make you 672 00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:26,280 Speaker 1: feel a part of something. 673 00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:26,560 Speaker 2: You know. 674 00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:28,920 Speaker 6: Yeah, it's not weird. I mean, it's exactly why Aaron 675 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:31,760 Speaker 6: and I love sports. It's the great unifier, right. I mean, 676 00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,920 Speaker 6: politically you might not agree with someone. Religiously, you might 677 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,200 Speaker 6: not agree with someone, but if you're like I'm I 678 00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:39,120 Speaker 6: went to Florida State. You went to Florida State, like 679 00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:41,760 Speaker 6: you have a moment and like it brings everyone together. 680 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:43,200 Speaker 4: But we appreciate you taking time. 681 00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:45,560 Speaker 6: You have so many things going on between your podcast, 682 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:48,400 Speaker 6: between Something's burning, you have a million things going on. 683 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:51,960 Speaker 6: Don't forget everybody tops off World Tour, You're back in 684 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,960 Speaker 6: Action and Grand Rapids, Michigan March seventh. When are you 685 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,880 Speaker 6: coming to LA so we can come support you. 686 00:29:57,160 --> 00:30:01,040 Speaker 2: I'm in La at the Forum May eleventh, your Netflix. 687 00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:01,600 Speaker 4: Yes. 688 00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:04,680 Speaker 1: By the way, we don't know where it's going to happen, 689 00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:08,480 Speaker 1: but I will say, uh, if you're a we're doing 690 00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,440 Speaker 1: a five Me and Tom are organizing a five K 691 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:14,040 Speaker 1: by May that. We've got all our fans running, Cameron 692 00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:18,000 Speaker 1: Haynes is running, Tim Dillon, Shane gillis, Christ de Stefano, 693 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:20,160 Speaker 1: all our friends are going to run, a bunch of 694 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:21,240 Speaker 1: comedians are going to run. 695 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:22,520 Speaker 4: It, and Aaron and I are in. 696 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:26,800 Speaker 2: That's all I wanted to hear just commit a soft commit. 697 00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:28,200 Speaker 4: It's a hard commit. 698 00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:28,520 Speaker 2: I don't. 699 00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:30,440 Speaker 5: I mean, I'm not from I'm all in. 700 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:31,400 Speaker 4: It's awesome. 701 00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:33,840 Speaker 6: Bert, thank you so much for making time for us. 702 00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:35,000 Speaker 6: We appreciate you, guys. 703 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:35,280 Speaker 2: Thank you. 704 00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:37,440 Speaker 1: And then my next question is when can I get 705 00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:38,560 Speaker 1: you guys on my cooking show. 706 00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:40,600 Speaker 2: Something's burning, Well, we're going to. 707 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:44,080 Speaker 6: Burn everything because we can't cook's we have literally you. 708 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:45,920 Speaker 2: All you got to do is drink white wine. 709 00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:48,280 Speaker 4: Fine, incredible. 710 00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:50,280 Speaker 6: I've got a great white wine story and that'll be 711 00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:51,840 Speaker 6: a tease for us when we come on the show 712 00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:54,200 Speaker 6: where someone yelled at me for drinking red wine while 713 00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:55,280 Speaker 6: I was eating fish. 714 00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:58,200 Speaker 4: That story is worth the listen. So thank you. 715 00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:00,440 Speaker 2: So everyone knows you guys look beautiful. 716 00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:02,560 Speaker 1: I am red as crap, but it's because I just 717 00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:06,160 Speaker 1: got out of my sauna and polar plunge. Okayt's one 718 00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:09,560 Speaker 1: fourteen over sixty five. I'm healthy. I weigh two hundred 719 00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:12,720 Speaker 1: and thirty pounds. I'm on testosterone. I have a cardiologist 720 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:15,960 Speaker 1: appointment Friday. I am healthy. I'm just burnt up. 721 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:16,600 Speaker 2: For my sauna. 722 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,600 Speaker 5: Who you go to? I love a doctor. 723 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:22,719 Speaker 1: Oh, I got a doctor and he's from He's from Tampa. 724 00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:24,400 Speaker 1: Oh wow, all he wants to. 725 00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:25,600 Speaker 2: Talking about the bumps. 726 00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:30,440 Speaker 4: All roads lead back to Tampa. These chill Bert. We 727 00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:30,840 Speaker 4: love you. 728 00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:33,360 Speaker 2: Thank you guys, thank you so much for having me on. 729 00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:39,120 Speaker 3: Calm Down with Erin and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio. 730 00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:42,560 Speaker 6: For more podcasts from iHeart Radio, visit the iHeartRadio app, 731 00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:49,800 Speaker 6: Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.