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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast Nicky Glazers, Nikki Yeah here, I

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Speaker 1: am Hello everyone, It's Nicky Glazers Nicki Glazer Podcast. How

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Speaker 1: are you all doing this Wednesday morning? I hope you're

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Speaker 1: doing well. I don't hope you're having fun because you'll

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Speaker 1: get hoped to that later. But let's start it off.

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Speaker 1: No uh, I love when you introduced me. It makes

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Speaker 1: me feel so good and I want to let everyone

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Speaker 1: know that we do listen to the intra song and

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Speaker 1: we dance along to it before we get in. It

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Speaker 1: lifts my spirits on your Marina check her out. She

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Speaker 1: has a Patreon. Um noah, how are you? I'm good yesterday?

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Speaker 1: What a whirlwind. Thank you all for while you didn't

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Speaker 1: know that any of that happened, but someone had commented

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Speaker 1: on our Instagram listen if there isn't lost audio, it's

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Speaker 1: not a Nicky Glazer podcast. And you know what, I

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Speaker 1: like that that's our brand. We're winging it here in

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Speaker 1: the Cavan Islands. But we have um we we. I

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Speaker 1: didn't mind taping two episodes at all. It was so fun.

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Speaker 1: I was actually like grateful because I was like so

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Speaker 1: amped up from Conan that I didn't want to stop

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Speaker 1: talking and Conan, Uh, it came out. I gotta say Noah.

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Speaker 1: Like last night, my parents watched Conan and then they

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Speaker 1: texted me like as they were watching it. They're always

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Speaker 1: the first to text me anything I'm on because they,

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Speaker 1: you know, watch things live like old people, and they

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Speaker 1: wrote for an episode. First of all, and Conan, I

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Speaker 1: talked about how I like compliments and how I need

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Speaker 1: them to be like good compliments. I mean, my mom goes, uh.

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Speaker 1: First of all, I told my mom to watch the

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Speaker 1: documentary Don't Funk with Cats a couple of days ago,

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Speaker 1: and then I got a text on her on Sunday,

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Speaker 1: O MG, exclamation mark don't Funk with Cats for exclamation marks.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, exclamation mark. Then and my Conan appearance

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Speaker 1: killed it on Conan for exclamation marks not bad and

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Speaker 1: you look amazing to one exclamation mark. Okay, I know

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Speaker 1: everyone's like, how could that be better? That's fine, that

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Speaker 1: was fine. That was actually like a good response. Then

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Speaker 1: I go, oh, good, funny question mark. And then I

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Speaker 1: asked some questions. Um, I said, I felt weird about

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Speaker 1: the Hall Past thing, but that convo really did happen,

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Speaker 1: and I didn't plan for it to where I told

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Speaker 1: Conan and he's my hale one of my hale past is.

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Speaker 1: I really didn't. I was like really worried yesterday that

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Speaker 1: was gonna come across like I was like hitting on

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Speaker 1: a married man. But it was just like anecdotal because

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Speaker 1: I just talked I don't even have a boyfriend to

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Speaker 1: come up the day before, so I felt like I

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Speaker 1: have to prove to you, Conan that you are buckaba

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Speaker 1: um and she just goes it was really good. And

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Speaker 1: then my dad wrote, great job on Coco exclamation mark,

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Speaker 1: exclamation mark, really funny looking great to exclamation mark. I know,

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Speaker 1: these are like what more could you ask for? My

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Speaker 1: parents earnts are so effusive with their compliments that these

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Speaker 1: have to say so. And based on my Conan appearances

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Speaker 1: from the past, like they just didn't measure up. So

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Speaker 1: to me, this was probably not my best con In appearance.

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Speaker 1: And that's okay because you can't always top yourself and

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Speaker 1: sometimes you have to have peaks or valleys to have peaks.

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Speaker 1: And I said, oh good. You never know how they

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Speaker 1: edit it. He said, bad edit on the first commercial break,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay, well that's I go, well, there's

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Speaker 1: no place to cut. I guess that's not my fault.

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Speaker 1: He said, they just stopped you in mid sentence. I go, oh, well,

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Speaker 1: it will be full online. No one watches the show

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Speaker 1: live anyway. He said, well done as usual period. I said, thanks,

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Speaker 1: tried my best exclamation mark. He goes, you nailed it,

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Speaker 1: and I could tell you were having fun. Loved it

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Speaker 1: when someone says I could tell you we're having fun

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Speaker 1: equals not a good compliment, like just have fun out there.

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Speaker 1: It looks like you had fun. Why did they have

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Speaker 1: to include that last part about the edit, Like that's

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Speaker 1: a note too, you know, the editor or something not.

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Speaker 1: My dad can't help himself, but saying like things that

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Speaker 1: he because you know what, he thinks I could have

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Speaker 1: give you a good commercial outro, like where it would

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Speaker 1: it's not my fault. Uh. But it's just like he

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Speaker 1: He gets mad when people don't intro me correctly. They

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Speaker 1: don't tout my accomplishments enough. That article. It was great,

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Speaker 1: but they only said you appear regularly going and do

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Speaker 1: the roast. They didn't say that you had your own shows.

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Speaker 1: They didn't say that you tour theaters, you have Netflix

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Speaker 1: specials and I go Dad. They can't copy and paste

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Speaker 1: my IMDb in in a tweet. You know, it's going

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Speaker 1: to take up too many characters. We have a lot

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Speaker 1: to talk about on the show today, not just my accomplishments,

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Speaker 1: but major major Uh, why am I running out of

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Speaker 1: war today? Major? Um break? Thank you God? Breaking news, really, Nicki,

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Speaker 1: you can't conjure that breaking. I'm here, thank you. It's

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Speaker 1: been a long morning. Uh. Major news out of the

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Speaker 1: Andrew Colin headspace. Uh, it's really only major news to him,

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Speaker 1: um the rest of us. It's going to change his

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Speaker 1: life drastically and we'll find out what that is. You

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Speaker 1: probably already know if you follow him on Instagram right

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Speaker 1: after this. Hey Andrew, good morning, NICKI, Good morning baby cakes.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, welcome to the show. No and I um

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Speaker 1: have already kicked it off, but we you know, we

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Speaker 1: wanted to bring you into I mean I kind of

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Speaker 1: teased the good news. I said you had good news. Um,

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Speaker 1: the news broke last night about I would say, eleven

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Speaker 1: o'clock pm. What happened? Tell me how it went down?

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Speaker 1: How did you sleep? First of all, I bet you

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Speaker 1: slept great based on this news or you know what,

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Speaker 1: I bet you slept terribly because you couldn't stop checking

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Speaker 1: it and like reveling in it. Right, Noah, I bet

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Speaker 1: he didn't sleep well, that's what. Yeah, I guarantee Andrew

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Speaker 1: was up all night refreshing and whatever. We're about to reveal.

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Speaker 1: All right, so be honest with us. I'm going to

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Speaker 1: take you through it. Um, Wait, were we right? Did

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Speaker 1: you sleep not well last night? I slept better than

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Speaker 1: I've ever slept in my life. I'm not even kidding.

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Speaker 1: Did you sleep on the couch? Now? I slept into

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Speaker 1: bed fully naked like a fucking champ. Okay, I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you what happen. I didn't ask that, Okay, Okay. So

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Speaker 1: there's a lot of things behind the scenes of of

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Speaker 1: what I'm going to tell you. So so for a

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Speaker 1: long time, we all know my struggles with with with

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Speaker 1: getting a blue checkmark. Talk about the blue checkmark for

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Speaker 1: those of our listeners who don't know, and I don't

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Speaker 1: want to play it. I don't want to bore the

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Speaker 1: ones who do know. Let's talk about it in an

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Speaker 1: into saying new way. A blue checkmark? What does it

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Speaker 1: mean to you to get a blue checkmark on Instagram?

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Speaker 1: For for you know that I'm going to get into.

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Speaker 1: I'm just coaching you through it. I don't need coaching.

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Speaker 1: You can do a champ. Sit on the bench. Take

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Speaker 1: this one out. I thought I'm starting, Oh wait, uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're starting to go get orange slices for everyone else.

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Speaker 1: I'm very excited about. Okay, fine, I'm just going right

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Speaker 1: to the chase. Is that what you want? I got

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Speaker 1: got a blue checkmark last night. I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: take it. And he's going to cut to the end.

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Speaker 1: I'm cutting through the chases. Yes, cut chases, Chase Crawford,

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Speaker 1: you're sucking out of here. Cut him. He's hot. Hot guys.

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Speaker 1: Sister Mary Tona Romo who Romo to Romo ton of

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Speaker 1: Roma antlue checkmark? Last night? I wanted a blue check mark.

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Speaker 1: I know, ha ha ha, Like it doesn't mean anything.

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Speaker 1: It meant a lot to me to be recognized by

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Speaker 1: the Instagram Academy Andrew is verified. I'm verified on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: I have a blue check mark. When you're verified, that

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Speaker 1: means that you have at least enough of a personality

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Speaker 1: uh publicly where they need to give you a blue

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Speaker 1: it allows other people to blue checkmarks to give you

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Speaker 1: like you're actually a human being and not shipped on

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Speaker 1: you and piss on your face, which is pretty cool.

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Speaker 1: Number Two, it allows women to know that you're a

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Speaker 1: fucking baller. Number three, it will probably increase the money

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Speaker 1: I make, whether through brand dealerships or partnerships, dealerships, partnerships,

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Speaker 1: there for supporting me through this tough time and that yes,

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Speaker 1: I don't have five specials. Yes I've never done late night.

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Speaker 1: Yes I've never been in my life outside of the

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Speaker 1: real world New Orleans when you asked a girl how

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Speaker 1: away for me. No, I'm really happy for you. The

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Speaker 1: until you get three articles. What did you feel when

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Speaker 1: it came through? When you get that message? Here's the thing,

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Speaker 1: I slept well after the elation. Yeah, because I mean

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Speaker 1: a whole lot because women really like when I'm going

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Speaker 1: I think that's a great proposition you gave the guys.

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Speaker 1: What have I done? You tried to hit me? Scream

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Speaker 1: to set. We have a thirty minute drive, and I

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00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,800
Speaker 1: always put on music that is articulating how I feel

425
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:36,560
Speaker 1: but also is how I want to feel during the day.

426
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:40,480
Speaker 1: So we always end with there's some hose in this house.

427
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:43,600
Speaker 1: There's some hose in this house. Man, you fucking with

428
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:46,639
Speaker 1: some wet pussy. It's just such a good like when

429
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:50,000
Speaker 1: I'm feeling like, you know, a little bit insecure, like

430
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:52,000
Speaker 1: I put on wet as pussy and I just feel

431
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:55,679
Speaker 1: Cardi B. Makes me feel really empowered and like almost

432
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:57,840
Speaker 1: like a man, like I can have anything I want.

433
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:01,879
Speaker 1: I call the shots. Um My pussy is like gold.

434
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,840
Speaker 1: Um you wish you could have it, like like all

435
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 1: these things that are just like not really that true.

436
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,040
Speaker 1: And um, well, some of the stuff that you were

437
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:13,960
Speaker 1: talking about the other day about like uh, people saying, oh,

438
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:18,280
Speaker 1: your comedies, you know, pornographic or whatever. But Cardi B.

439
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:23,080
Speaker 1: Doesn't give like least that strong that it probably empowers

440
00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:24,439
Speaker 1: you to be like, No, this is what I want

441
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:27,600
Speaker 1: to talk about stars and Cardi B. Because they lean

442
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:30,359
Speaker 1: into being sexual and they're not horrors because of it.

443
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:33,480
Speaker 1: Like I feel so often I'm misconstrued as a whore

444
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,880
Speaker 1: because I talk about sex, when really I'm just like

445
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:39,280
Speaker 1: someone who wants to talk about something that we all

446
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,879
Speaker 1: enjoy and that I want to talk about why I

447
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,720
Speaker 1: can't do this thing that I love so much, and

448
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:48,480
Speaker 1: and I'm really just a I'm just a sweet little whore. Yeah,

449
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:52,359
Speaker 1: but people people's lives like it's taboo, and like what

450
00:23:53,119 --> 00:23:56,160
Speaker 1: I wish the song up if he had a if

451
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:59,320
Speaker 1: he had a twin, I would let him the train,

452
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,680
Speaker 1: which to be a short training. And when Megan Megan

453
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:04,760
Speaker 1: the Stallion says um uh if he asked my name,

454
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:08,359
Speaker 1: I'm or like uh, if he sucked me, yes, whose

455
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:10,639
Speaker 1: is it? And when I read the dick, When I

456
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 1: read the dick, I'm gonna spell my name like that

457
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:15,399
Speaker 1: kind of stuff is so they're funny. Cardi B and

458
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:20,000
Speaker 1: Meghan the Stallion and so many other rappers are rappists

459
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:25,880
Speaker 1: are so funny. I always say Eminem was my earliest

460
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:28,439
Speaker 1: comedic influence or one of them, because he was just

461
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:32,480
Speaker 1: so funny. I feel so fast. I feel like that, like, um,

462
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:37,960
Speaker 1: environment affects my music choices way more than it does yours. Like, Yeah,

463
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:40,479
Speaker 1: you wouldn't listen to Jack Johnson when the waves are crashing,

464
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:44,359
Speaker 1: Honestly I do. And I know it's cheesy, but if

465
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,560
Speaker 1: I'm in New York, like I'm listening to like More,

466
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:50,359
Speaker 1: looking my way downtown, walking fast Faces Fast is the

467
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:55,600
Speaker 1: poem bound, that's you crossing Ninth Avenue. I just actually

468
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:58,040
Speaker 1: listening to that song or the what's the one that

469
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,760
Speaker 1: would play at the beginning of I listened to way

470
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:04,280
Speaker 1: more sad music and storing at the blank page before

471
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:08,720
Speaker 1: the dirty window. That's Andrew Everydemy's coming out of the

472
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:12,600
Speaker 1: subway and looking around at the big city. Yeah something,

473
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,760
Speaker 1: and then some bum fucking ships on me, and I'm like, man,

474
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,280
Speaker 1: I love New York. I miss it so much. And

475
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:21,439
Speaker 1: then it's plays clown by corn Dad. Why don't you

476
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 1: love me? You called me a fucking asshole? What's with you? Boys?

477
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,800
Speaker 1: The card a tattooed body to hide who you are?

478
00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:31,000
Speaker 1: Scared to be honest for yourself? You cowardly man. Hit

479
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:33,600
Speaker 1: me cloud because I'm not from your town. No, hit

480
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 1: me cloud because I'm not from your town. Oh my god,

481
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:40,000
Speaker 1: these lyrics are us. Give me a better pull up

482
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:42,720
Speaker 1: corn lyrics and sing them to Taylor Swift song Oh

483
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:46,199
Speaker 1: my God, would be fine. Yes, okay. Next story, a

484
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:48,879
Speaker 1: Michigan man. I love this story. A Michigan man is

485
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:52,840
Speaker 1: charged with repeatedly poisoning his co workers water bottle with

486
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:57,000
Speaker 1: anti freeze. The victim told police she became suspicious after

487
00:25:57,040 --> 00:26:00,480
Speaker 1: noticing her water tasted strange. Today, install at the spy

488
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:04,679
Speaker 1: camera and then think on him putting green liquid in

489
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:07,679
Speaker 1: This is the best. The guy claimed he thought he

490
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:10,520
Speaker 1: was adding vitamin seed drops to his own water bottle,

491
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:13,040
Speaker 1: that that was his excuse he came up with after

492
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:17,240
Speaker 1: Oh my god, so he's trying to kill her, I

493
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:20,800
Speaker 1: mean at freeze and he's saying it's I'm sure this

494
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:25,240
Speaker 1: is a lot of people's like secret fantasy of poisoning

495
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:29,880
Speaker 1: someone you work with. Yeah, um, but you would pick

496
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:33,760
Speaker 1: like anti freeze is very obviously it's like you're putting

497
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:37,000
Speaker 1: a green substance in water, Like yeah, I mean I've

498
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,960
Speaker 1: heard this with like guys like just want women to

499
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:42,240
Speaker 1: eat their combs, so they're like drop com and their

500
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 1: food at work and stuff. I thought you meant they

501
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:47,960
Speaker 1: eat drink anti freeze and then you eat their com

502
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:49,560
Speaker 1: and then you get anti freeze through. What do you

503
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 1: use anti freeze on on the windshield wipers? Is that

504
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:56,920
Speaker 1: the windfield wiper fluid? No? I don't know, No, I

505
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:00,280
Speaker 1: do you know? Yeah? Yeah, be weird if she like

506
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:07,200
Speaker 1: she first noticed when um, she saw her coworker Alex

507
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,119
Speaker 1: using his windshield wiper and there wasn't a lot of

508
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:12,680
Speaker 1: fluid coming out, and she thought, where's the rest of it?

509
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 1: And then she like, um, this guy's insane. I mean

510
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,800
Speaker 1: I I realized, like I always had an excuse lined

511
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,399
Speaker 1: up for if I got caught for anything illegal I

512
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:28,440
Speaker 1: used to do. I always had the plan to why.

513
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:30,800
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, I accidentally left this

514
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:33,080
Speaker 1: bracelet on. I was trying it on and I left

515
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:35,159
Speaker 1: it on. I didn't mean to steal it, you know,

516
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:39,160
Speaker 1: like I always had an out, Um, but I don't

517
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 1: do anything illegal anymore. Or like if I get now

518
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 1: when I smoke pot and it's illegal and it's like

519
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:46,560
Speaker 1: out in public, I just go alright, well, I'll just

520
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 1: be like oh a smoking pot, like I can't the blet.

521
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:55,360
Speaker 1: I bought this bracelet there like you. So I like,

522
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:57,560
Speaker 1: I would just be caught. I just have to like

523
00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,240
Speaker 1: when I do something illegal, now, I just go Okay,

524
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:02,800
Speaker 1: if you're caught, you're there's no like, there's no planning excuses. Well,

525
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:05,879
Speaker 1: I got caught my house. I I you know, I

526
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:08,840
Speaker 1: lost all my money, and they tried to uh fore,

527
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 1: clothes on my house. So this guy would show up

528
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 1: because I stopped paying the mortgage. I bought a condo

529
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:18,240
Speaker 1: and and and the guy tried because I stopped paying,

530
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:19,960
Speaker 1: they were trying to four clothes on me. And I

531
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 1: had like court order. You would show up at my

532
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 1: house every morning at seven am, and I would hide

533
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:29,359
Speaker 1: in the bathroom. I'd hide in the shower. And my

534
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 1: excuse when I would eventually go to court was I

535
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 1: was in the shower. I didn't hear him and sir,

536
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:40,400
Speaker 1: you smell like you haven't showered in you smell like

537
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:43,120
Speaker 1: like yeah. And so he goes one day he's looking

538
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:46,200
Speaker 1: through the window. He goes, hey, man, I see you

539
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 1: going in there every time, like I see your I

540
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:51,560
Speaker 1: see you going in the bathroom. And at that point

541
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:54,720
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, you caught you got me, Like yeah,

542
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:57,040
Speaker 1: it was like the worst, Like I was in the shower,

543
00:28:57,160 --> 00:29:01,800
Speaker 1: like he used to behave so hilariously before so loft

544
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 1: and before you got your life together. When you used

545
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:06,240
Speaker 1: to hook up with you would hook up with a

546
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:08,160
Speaker 1: girl and you would be so nervous when you would

547
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:10,840
Speaker 1: see her out in public that you would pretend you

548
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 1: were invisible. Is one of the weirdest things I've ever heard.

549
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 1: Andrew was at a Sephora one yeah, Sephora, buying cologne,

550
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:20,400
Speaker 1: and this girl that I hooked up with like a

551
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:22,720
Speaker 1: few weeks before that was like three people behind me.

552
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,360
Speaker 1: And while I was paying. In my mind, I convinced

553
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:29,240
Speaker 1: myself I was invisible, that she didn't see me. But

554
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:33,640
Speaker 1: boy was it was. I really thought that, like you

555
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 1: really were, like that's how I have to like survive

556
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 1: this interaction. And it wasn't like you were trying to

557
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:39,280
Speaker 1: avoid her, like she's clinging and I don't want to

558
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:41,800
Speaker 1: see her. You just like had anxiety so so often

559
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:44,520
Speaker 1: when women were like he fucking ignored me. It's not

560
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 1: that it's not because he doesn't like you, it's because

561
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:50,800
Speaker 1: he has such anxiety. He's pretending he's invisible like a toddler. Yeah,

562
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 1: I didn't like her, Um okay, next next next Norwegian

563
00:29:55,160 --> 00:30:00,960
Speaker 1: or Norwegian Norwegianan Researchers find that regret does not keep

564
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:05,520
Speaker 1: people from avoiding future Regret does not keep people from

565
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 1: avoiding future one night stands repeat there even if they

566
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:12,120
Speaker 1: regret it, they're going to repeat their decisions. Uh, they're

567
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:15,880
Speaker 1: horrible decisions. Horrible. I think regret actually pushes you into

568
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 1: further repetitive behavior of the thing you regret, because the

569
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:23,640
Speaker 1: reason you do things like I was saying about like

570
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:26,680
Speaker 1: eating the cookies that you don't eat. You have about

571
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 1: you have a thing of cookies and you're like, I

572
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 1: want to save these for the weekend, for the kids,

573
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:33,200
Speaker 1: for the family. I'll have a couple and you go,

574
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:34,520
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm just gonna open them on the

575
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 1: way home from the like, from the grocery store. Off

576
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 1: two and then you have too and you go, let

577
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 1: me just have a third because that wasn't enough. I'm

578
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:42,080
Speaker 1: gonna have a third. And then you feel bad about

579
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 1: that third. You went over your limit. Oh no, Then

580
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,240
Speaker 1: you feel bad and you have regret, and that feeling

581
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:50,479
Speaker 1: of regret needs to be calmed and soothed, and what

582
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:53,160
Speaker 1: drug do you have to dothe it? What distraction? More

583
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:55,240
Speaker 1: oreos or whatever? So then you eat the rest of

584
00:30:55,280 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 1: the bag. So the feeling of regret causes more behavior

585
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:03,720
Speaker 1: of your of the thing that you already regret. So

586
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:06,720
Speaker 1: the regret does not help in literally any way. It

587
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 1: is a worthless feeling, and I, um, I refuse to

588
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:11,760
Speaker 1: have it anymore. I really don't. I laugh when I

589
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 1: have it and I ignore it, but I don't have

590
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 1: regret anymore. Why you're biting your now because I have

591
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:20,760
Speaker 1: a little piece of skin? Oh yeah, I think you know.

592
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:23,360
Speaker 1: It just goes back to when I used to drink

593
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,960
Speaker 1: and you'd be so hungover, and that day of the

594
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,480
Speaker 1: hangover like I'm never going to drink again, And in

595
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:31,560
Speaker 1: a day the next day comes you go, okay, maybe

596
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:33,800
Speaker 1: might not drink again. And then by the third day

597
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:39,200
Speaker 1: you have completely forgot about that regret. Regret breads uh anxiety,

598
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:43,240
Speaker 1: which then leads to more destructive behavior. Yeah, and you

599
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:47,120
Speaker 1: and you like that feeling. Actually, I mean I miss

600
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:51,040
Speaker 1: sometimes that feeling of being hungover, and just because it

601
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:55,360
Speaker 1: kind of makes you feel um entitled to do more

602
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 1: destructive things. There was something about being hungover where I

603
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:01,160
Speaker 1: knew what it was like. I knew like what that

604
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:04,880
Speaker 1: pain was like. Oh so you weren't opochondriact like I'm

605
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 1: dying feeling. So now when you feel sick, you're like

606
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:10,120
Speaker 1: I'm dying. I mean I used to, but I'm actually

607
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 1: pretty good with it now. I kind of laugh at

608
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 1: It's time for some seleb news. Why do I care?

609
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:18,080
Speaker 1: All right, Andrew? Why do I care? Today? Kim Kardashian

610
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 1: is the two thousand six on the list of four Billionaires,

611
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:25,680
Speaker 1: which is the largest it has ever been, after growing

612
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:31,920
Speaker 1: her business empire with a shapewear line. Why do you care? Nick? Um,

613
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:36,680
Speaker 1: I really don't. I don't care. I think billionaires are gross, um,

614
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:40,640
Speaker 1: And I think it's a sad pursuit. And I think

615
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 1: it's too much money for any person to have. I

616
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:46,560
Speaker 1: don't think. I think billionaires should be illegal. And Um,

617
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:48,960
Speaker 1: I hope she donates ten percent of her wealth, but

618
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 1: she probably won't because billionaires get to be billionaires because

619
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:53,760
Speaker 1: they're greedy, and that's more money than they could ever

620
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,400
Speaker 1: spend in a lifetime on themselves and their loved ones.

621
00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:59,400
Speaker 1: And I think wealth is disgusting. And I think now

622
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:03,200
Speaker 1: with more billionaires and Kim Kardashian being now the and

623
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 1: Kylie being this face of like you could be a

624
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:09,400
Speaker 1: billionaire too. It's just like makes yourself worth about how

625
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:11,880
Speaker 1: much you earn and it's just and you know a

626
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 1: s L Y S. But like I don't want it

627
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:16,520
Speaker 1: to be a billion I just think it's just too

628
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:19,080
Speaker 1: much money and it's gross. And then what's crazy is

629
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:22,920
Speaker 1: like billionaires, like these rich people, they they do better

630
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:25,720
Speaker 1: during the pen like they've never done better than the

631
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 1: last year and a half yea, which is it's all

632
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:31,760
Speaker 1: it's great if you're a billionaire, you're gross. To me,

633
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 1: you're like woman being a billionaire. Who No, I don't care.

634
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:38,400
Speaker 1: I think it's all gross. I don't think women should

635
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Speaker 1: aspire to be billionaires. I don't think men should. I

636
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Speaker 1: just think it's I think it's literally it should be

637
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Speaker 1: illegal to be a billionaire. I think there should be

638
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Speaker 1: a cap. And but now she's going to law school

639
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 1: and you can focus on herself. Finally, guess what she's

640
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 1: not gonna be. She's it's like the blue checkmarks and

641
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 1: Paris Hilton said this to me. She was like her

642
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:58,720
Speaker 1: goal was to always be worth a hundred million dollars

643
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:01,880
Speaker 1: and now it's a billion dollars. Like the it will

644
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:04,560
Speaker 1: always get more, like you'll not It'll never be enough.

645
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:06,480
Speaker 1: No one's ever going to be satisfied with the amount

646
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 1: of money. It's just it's a sickness, it's an addiction,

647
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:12,440
Speaker 1: and it's gross to me. So no congratulations to Comradashian.

648
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:14,839
Speaker 1: I like you, good for you to feel better, but

649
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:17,920
Speaker 1: unless you're using that money to actually change the world

650
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:19,960
Speaker 1: and not just like get one guy out of prison

651
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 1: one time, and then we all like say you're like

652
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Speaker 1: a saint, which I'm sure you do a lot. I

653
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 1: actually think she's a good person, um, but she needs

654
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:30,520
Speaker 1: to distribute that wealth. I I told someone that I

655
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 1: got a blue check mark, and they're like, wow, maybe

656
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:36,040
Speaker 1: you'll become the person. Have you seen the people with

657
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 1: two blue check marks? That's what they said to me.

658
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:40,600
Speaker 1: And it goes right to that, and I go, are

659
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:44,080
Speaker 1: you fucking there? There's people and that's the billion that's

660
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:47,439
Speaker 1: the hundred millionaire finding about billionaires, and you're just never

661
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:51,920
Speaker 1: satisfied and never enough. Look, i'd be honestly, I swear

662
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:54,120
Speaker 1: to you, I think I'd be satisfied with five million

663
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:59,160
Speaker 1: dollars that's all I need. That's that's more than you need,

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Speaker 1: That's more than anyone needs. I'm just saying, I A billion,

665
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:06,840
Speaker 1: five million dollars is so much goddamn money. You don't

666
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:13,440
Speaker 1: need that much? Can I have it? Here's the thing

667
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:17,759
Speaker 1: I just don't want, Like I really don't want. I

668
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:21,319
Speaker 1: mean I would so I can build things for and

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00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,880
Speaker 1: save animals and donate it. I would, really, I really

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00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:27,440
Speaker 1: will give away most of my well not most of

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Speaker 1: my wealth, but like you know, a big portion of it,

672
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 1: because it's just like that's your job when you get rich.

673
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 1: You've been lucky enough to skirt through life. And I

674
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:38,359
Speaker 1: don't care if you're self made. You're not self made.

675
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:41,360
Speaker 1: You were born in America, which is a place where

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Speaker 1: you had more. Yes, I'm sure you grew up from

677
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 1: poverty and your parents were blue collar workers. And you've

678
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 1: got yourself. You support yourself and you push yourself, and

679
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:52,680
Speaker 1: you've got the scholarships and everything. You aren't actually self made.

680
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:55,319
Speaker 1: You got lucky being born in America. You're not in this.

681
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:58,600
Speaker 1: You know South Sudan as a young girl who had

682
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 1: a cli erectomy and can go get schooling like you

683
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:04,839
Speaker 1: lucked out, not being her. So like this whole thing

684
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 1: of like I did it myself, it's all luck. It's

685
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:09,359
Speaker 1: all luck. Good for you. I'm glad you did all

686
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:12,600
Speaker 1: those things. But everything you get is luck. I don't

687
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:16,839
Speaker 1: attribute any of my success too. I'm such a hard

688
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:19,399
Speaker 1: worker I was I it's lucky that I was born

689
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:23,640
Speaker 1: someone who can work harder than other people. It's all luck.

690
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 1: Nothing is me doing it. I truly believe it isn't

691
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:34,400
Speaker 1: but it's true. All right, let's from the close to

692
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:36,799
Speaker 1: the bottom. No, I'm really excited for you for your

693
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:38,919
Speaker 1: blue checkmark. I want everyone to be happy out there

694
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,319
Speaker 1: and not trying to be negative. It's just how I think.

695
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:43,799
Speaker 1: I think that's honest tonight, and it's I learned from

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00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:45,799
Speaker 1: Sam Harris. He was talking about people who say, like,

697
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 1: who are self made? Any of these people who who

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00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:52,720
Speaker 1: claim to be you know, Kylie Jenner got fucking trash

699
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:58,239
Speaker 1: for you know, Forbes calling herself made billionaire, um, which

700
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:01,480
Speaker 1: is is laughing but like is a laughing matter. But literally,

701
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 1: anyone who thinks herself made, you're not. You were born.

702
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 1: You didn't choose to be born in America where you

703
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:08,960
Speaker 1: have these opportunities, or wherever you were born. You're lucky

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Speaker 1: that you weren't born a bug that was smashed on

705
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:13,840
Speaker 1: the sidewalk. So you didn't choose any of this. You

706
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 1: just got lucky. No, I worked hard. You got lucky

707
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:19,920
Speaker 1: being born a person who has able bodied enough to

708
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Speaker 1: work hard and stay up late and work like all

709
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:27,719
Speaker 1: these things are. Yeah, dad, you clown, I'm gonna you're

710
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:31,280
Speaker 1: like a bunch smashed on the sidewalk. Fuck you, coward.

711
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 1: You didn't earn it. Just a fucking little, Just a

712
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:37,560
Speaker 1: fucking little scared to be honest, be yourself, a cowardly man.

713
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Speaker 1: What's with you? Boys? Think hard attached buddy to hide

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Speaker 1: who you are? That's corn. Okay, that's actually good. I

715
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 1: feel like better now. All right, let's get to our segment,

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Speaker 1: Yesterday I Learned. And this is usually something that I

717
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:53,799
Speaker 1: get from Reddit. There's a Reddit, subcate or Reddit. There's

718
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:57,440
Speaker 1: a sub reddit called today I Learned. And it's all

719
00:37:57,480 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 1: just like interesting facts that you didn't know until someone

720
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:02,880
Speaker 1: post them on Reddit. I really love it. And I

721
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:04,839
Speaker 1: was just looking through Reddit today to to find out one.

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Speaker 1: So this is not Yesterday I Learned, even though the

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Speaker 1: segment is called Yesterday I Learned this what I did

724
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Speaker 1: learn this today. No, I just want to be honest

725
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:14,239
Speaker 1: with people. Is that okay? That's fine. It's always good

726
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:17,360
Speaker 1: to peek behind the curtains sometimes, well this is something

727
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:22,439
Speaker 1: I your boy, and you peek behind those curtains. See

728
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Speaker 1: if you can find my clip? Betty White? Did you

729
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 1: know that talking White? I know we were talking about

730
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Speaker 1: how cocaine is called. No, it's called urkle, you said.

731
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:38,760
Speaker 1: Some people call cocaine urkyle because it's like Jalil White

732
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Speaker 1: was urkle? You said, Jehiel? But I don't know what

733
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Speaker 1: that Why you can't get that right? Jalil White? And

734
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Speaker 1: I go because the white? What's with the Jalil partner?

735
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:48,880
Speaker 1: He's like, no, it's like cocaine's white. And I'm like, well,

736
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 1: why couldn't it be Betty White? And then you just

737
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:54,759
Speaker 1: say gold you want to snort some Golden Girls? And

738
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 1: you're like, what was her character's name on Golden Girls?

739
00:38:57,239 --> 00:38:58,360
Speaker 1: And we couldn't come up with it? And I go,

740
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:00,279
Speaker 1: why can't you just call it Betty? You want to

741
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:01,920
Speaker 1: do some Betty And people are like, what's Betty? And

742
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:06,040
Speaker 1: you're like, cocaine because Betty White. It's too it's too

743
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 1: quick to get to white. Yeah, and urcle's a funnier word. Okay,

744
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,880
Speaker 1: this is crazy about Betty White. Betty White hosted a

745
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 1: five and a half hour long live talk show six

746
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 1: days a week from to nineteen fifty three. Hollywood on

747
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:26,359
Speaker 1: Television was a five and a half hour, six days

748
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:30,200
Speaker 1: a week, live live television show starring newcomer Betty White

749
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:34,200
Speaker 1: and radio dis Jockie al Jarvis that ran from this

750
00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 1: is the Wikipedia. Um that is insane. It's like a

751
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:42,359
Speaker 1: telephone every day. How is that possible? That's what makes

752
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:44,719
Speaker 1: that boggles my mind about this business is that like

753
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 1: that that woman is still around, right and we don't

754
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:50,319
Speaker 1: even know that about her. Think of the things people

755
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:52,880
Speaker 1: used to do, and that the show's the fame that

756
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:54,920
Speaker 1: people used to have. Like you go back to you

757
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:58,919
Speaker 1: look up Oscar winners from nineteen seventy seven or even two,

758
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:01,919
Speaker 1: and there are names that you would recognize and they

759
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:06,000
Speaker 1: are they were huge stars. That it just it makes you.

760
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:08,560
Speaker 1: I sometimes look that stuff up to remember that, like

761
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:12,480
Speaker 1: all of this is so fleeting and that fame religions

762
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:16,439
Speaker 1: from five years ago you won't even know their name. Yeah, yeah,

763
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:18,600
Speaker 1: but but what does that do to you? Does that

764
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:21,719
Speaker 1: make you sad? Like you compare us doing this hour

765
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 1: show Monday through Thursday to Betty White doing that five

766
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 1: and a half hours. No, you know what, it makes

767
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:32,040
Speaker 1: me go, oh wow, Like my compulsion to broadcast constantly

768
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:36,080
Speaker 1: is not something new due to this digital age of

769
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:38,200
Speaker 1: being able to do that all the time, Like people

770
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:42,839
Speaker 1: are capable of that. Other people like you that you're

771
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:46,000
Speaker 1: going to be forgotten, like litt I do feel like, well,

772
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,279
Speaker 1: I've talked to other community. Why do you work so hard? Well,

773
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:50,360
Speaker 1: I want my name to live on, you know, after

774
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:52,680
Speaker 1: me or you know they say ship like that it's

775
00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 1: not gonna live on. I always think about how when

776
00:40:55,719 --> 00:41:01,040
Speaker 1: the world is like eventually Barack Obama and Abraham Lincoln

777
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:04,880
Speaker 1: will all be forgotten by everyone who is alive or

778
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 1: who isn't alive, Like someday we will all be the same,

779
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:11,480
Speaker 1: We will just we will be a faint memory, like

780
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 1: not even a memory, like if the world keeps going,

781
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:18,719
Speaker 1: and like there's people who existed a thousand years ago

782
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:21,359
Speaker 1: that were like the biggest deal and no one knows

783
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:24,919
Speaker 1: what they look like, you know, like there's no there's

784
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:28,360
Speaker 1: entire civilizations where there was probably like the hottest guy

785
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 1: or like the most famous guy in POMPEII. We don't

786
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,560
Speaker 1: know who that was. And he had a blue check mark.

787
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 1: There's just one temple that we find underneath dirt, like

788
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 1: a dog and a girl like holding a dog, and

789
00:41:41,239 --> 00:41:44,440
Speaker 1: now she's like the most famous person from from POMPEII

790
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:47,839
Speaker 1: of like covered in ashes. But it really was this

791
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:53,680
Speaker 1: like influencer named um, I'm trying to do something like

792
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:57,360
Speaker 1: Dan Dan Blazzarian, but like Egyptian. It was Pompey in Egypt. No,

793
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:03,920
Speaker 1: it's in Italy, the Netherlands. Yeah, okay, and I mean

794
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 1: to Rome. When it was kind of going to Rome,

795
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 1: you actually see the historical ship, like I was in

796
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:12,840
Speaker 1: the Colosseum, like you see like it's it's wild to

797
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:15,400
Speaker 1: get box seats. I did. I got box seats. I

798
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:17,600
Speaker 1: got hooked up. Yeah, it's pretty dope. Before that blue,

799
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:21,040
Speaker 1: I watched a tiger kill a fucking gladiator. Cool did

800
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:23,080
Speaker 1: you have? Like it was our cool halftime show where

801
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 1: like um, like the weekend came out and everyone's like,

802
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:27,960
Speaker 1: who the funk is this guy? And then he just

803
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 1: they didn't they didn't even have like weeks back then.

804
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:35,600
Speaker 1: So the Weekend in it's like the singer to Weekend.

805
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:38,600
Speaker 1: It was the actual weekend, Saturday and Sunday came out

806
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:41,640
Speaker 1: right so when the sun was up longer that I

807
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 1: don't even know how they did the weekends back and

808
00:42:45,239 --> 00:42:49,840
Speaker 1: it was it was by Betty White, didn't thing. My

809
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:53,400
Speaker 1: point is, it's like I get what you're saying. You're forgotten,

810
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:55,600
Speaker 1: Like what's the point of anybody White is still around

811
00:42:55,719 --> 00:42:59,319
Speaker 1: and like she had that, like she was and we've

812
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:01,360
Speaker 1: already forgotten about that. We don't give her any credit

813
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:04,680
Speaker 1: for that, not that anyone deserves credit for anything, because again,

814
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 1: no one does ever. It's just all luck. But like

815
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 1: Lady Gaga will be not that known about in thirty

816
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:16,680
Speaker 1: or forty years, kids will be like, oh my god,

817
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:18,560
Speaker 1: they'll think of her like the way we think of

818
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:20,880
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess share it will be the same thing.

819
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 1: So I'm trying to think of someone that was like

820
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:25,359
Speaker 1: really famous, like a heartthrob. Oh Like, for instance, if

821
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:29,320
Speaker 1: you look at um, what's the movie with Tom Cruise

822
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:34,480
Speaker 1: and Kevin Bacon the pilots top guntop Gun so they're

823
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:36,719
Speaker 1: doing the remake of it. The woman that was the

824
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:42,880
Speaker 1: heartthrob in that movie is now, um, like a character

825
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:46,360
Speaker 1: you'd see on the office, like a woman on the office,

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Speaker 1: if you know what I'm saying, Like just like a

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Speaker 1: woman in the background that like is like that's the

828
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:54,320
Speaker 1: only kind of roles she would play. They're still playing

829
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:58,240
Speaker 1: these heartthrob guys. This woman who was like everyone jerked

830
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 1: off to the hottest woman alive, like no one even

831
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 1: knows her name now. She was the Jessica Alba of

832
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Speaker 1: her time. And it's not that's not mean making a

833
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:07,439
Speaker 1: feminist stance of like men get it so easy because

834
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:08,920
Speaker 1: there are a lot of heart throw men that are

835
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 1: forgotten about now. Mickey Rourke used to be like a

836
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:13,920
Speaker 1: sex symbol. Marlon Brando was like so hot and then

837
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:16,799
Speaker 1: he turned into like a bloated like drunk I think,

838
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:20,400
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm just guessing, but like people losers,

839
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:22,600
Speaker 1: but just to be something that's such a big deal,

840
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Speaker 1: Like that's why I never let anything go to my

841
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:26,680
Speaker 1: head in terms of like, wow, you're so hot right now,

842
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:28,920
Speaker 1: because it's going to be taken away. Well, I mean,

843
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:32,319
Speaker 1: I think what we're learning here is that whether it's

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Speaker 1: whether it's fame or money, those shouldn't be your pursuits

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Speaker 1: because none of that at the end of the day matters.

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Speaker 1: But but what does matter? Does the the the process?

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Speaker 1: Like what is that you you bring happiness to others

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Speaker 1: and you make other people's fleeting time on this world

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Speaker 1: as good as they can be, and you help people

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Speaker 1: feel good and do good onto others so that we

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Speaker 1: can all all, for this brief time we're in this world,

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Speaker 1: feel as good as possible. As my favorite person, Sam

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00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:08,960
Speaker 1: Hair says, every person you know will lose every person

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Speaker 1: they love, no matter what, whether they'll die and they'll

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Speaker 1: lose everyone or every person they or they'll be the

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00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:17,680
Speaker 1: last to die, and they'll lose everyone they know and love.

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00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,800
Speaker 1: Think about that, everyone you know, including yourself, will lose

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Speaker 1: everyone and everything you know and love. But here's the thing,

859
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 1: why not not? Why not be as kind and try

860
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 1: to spread as much kindness as possible. That being said,

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Speaker 1: I will still talk trash on people because I have

862
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:35,000
Speaker 1: an ego and it gets the bust to me sometimes.

863
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:36,719
Speaker 1: But at the end of the day, first and foremost

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Speaker 1: I might die for it's my blue check mark will

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Speaker 1: also die too because Instagram it's probably gonna be Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, you're getting one of the very tail and events.

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Speaker 1: Did you get a blue check on a blue checkmark

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Speaker 1: on Instagram or or Twitter to know I haven't tried

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Speaker 1: that one. All right, well, Andrew's a blue checkmark follow

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Speaker 1: him on there. We're very happy for you. Let's do

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00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:04,759
Speaker 1: a final thought. I love this show today. I hope

872
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 1: everyone had preached a lot. No preach, you don't preach

873
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 1: your I feel like, what's great about you. It's like

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Speaker 1: you're coming to these realizations, right, and like it feels

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00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:19,160
Speaker 1: very like current. Yeah, I am, like I don't struggle

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00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:21,839
Speaker 1: with the end of this show. Like we have nine

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Speaker 1: days left filming the show that I've spent you know,

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00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:29,399
Speaker 1: seven weeks of my life on and I've made like

879
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:33,479
Speaker 1: so many close friends, and just I love this job.

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00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:36,520
Speaker 1: I wish I could last forever um and it can't.

881
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 1: And I've accepted that. And it's just kind of like life,

882
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:41,799
Speaker 1: like you don't get to you can't take it with you,

883
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:44,840
Speaker 1: like things end, and I'm just trying to stay in

884
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:47,040
Speaker 1: the present instead of going like I'm gonna miss it

885
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:50,560
Speaker 1: so much, I'm just trying to stay with like gratitude

886
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:54,360
Speaker 1: that it happened now and like not spend not wasting

887
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:57,560
Speaker 1: the present thinking about the future when I'm going to

888
00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:00,600
Speaker 1: be in pain missing this and just really trying to realize,

889
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:03,640
Speaker 1: like this is a metaphor for life, the show, and

890
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:05,040
Speaker 1: then it will come to an end, and maybe we'll

891
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:07,200
Speaker 1: get to do a second season in a different place,

892
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 1: but it will be different people. It won't be the same.

893
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:14,520
Speaker 1: But that's okay, because that's that's what life is. You

894
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:17,399
Speaker 1: can't keep going forever. There is something about being here

895
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Speaker 1: on the island shooting a show where it's kind of

896
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:25,239
Speaker 1: drinking that etern that cup from Indiana Jones, Like we

897
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:27,839
Speaker 1: don't feel like we're aging here, like we're kind of

898
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Speaker 1: just any shows. I don't know anything, what's going on

899
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Speaker 1: with my family, Like I don't really like I could

900
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:38,440
Speaker 1: die here. No, nothing can happen here. We're on the island.

901
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:43,080
Speaker 1: It's like literally nothing. It's because nothing is If I

902
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:45,880
Speaker 1: get canceled or if I if something does happen, I

903
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:48,959
Speaker 1: can just stay here and like escape it. It doesn't

904
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:51,319
Speaker 1: feel like there's climate change here there, even though it's

905
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:54,600
Speaker 1: you know, lizards are not as abundant as the road

906
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:58,160
Speaker 1: signs would suggest. There's lizards. There's crossing lizard signs everywhere.

907
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:00,759
Speaker 1: I haven't seen a fucking iguana. Yet they used to

908
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:08,839
Speaker 1: be everywhere in another nowhere there's just tons of chickens here, which, yeah,

909
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:11,959
Speaker 1: why the lizard crossed the road. Um, it didn't because

910
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 1: it got run over by car. And now they're kind

911
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:19,359
Speaker 1: of probably extinct, changing climate comminations from human activity. Now

912
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:24,080
Speaker 1: you look confused, Uh well I was. I'm just thinking

913
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:26,799
Speaker 1: about what you said about the show wrapping up, and

914
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:29,360
Speaker 1: I'm wondering if this is kind of something that people

915
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 1: don't consider about being part of like TV and Hollywood

916
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:36,480
Speaker 1: and all of that, because you you go through this

917
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 1: a lot on shows that you feel really passionate about,

918
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:41,920
Speaker 1: and it becomes your world and then it kind of

919
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:45,880
Speaker 1: comes to an end. Yes, everything, But it really is

920
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:49,640
Speaker 1: like any job, you know, whether you're like a doctor

921
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:51,920
Speaker 1: and you work at a hospital forever and you retire

922
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 1: after forty five years or whatever, it's like that will

923
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:59,759
Speaker 1: end to um, everything ends, and it is sad and

924
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 1: and in nine days away, I'm like already getting depressed

925
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:04,440
Speaker 1: and I don't want to be. I just want to

926
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Speaker 1: just be like I still have nine days. That's a

927
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:09,400
Speaker 1: long time. That's a really great length of a vacation.

928
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:12,680
Speaker 1: And not to mention we're gonna have another seven days

929
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:16,000
Speaker 1: after that, but um, so you should be happy about that.

930
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:18,040
Speaker 1: But it's true. I still won't get to go to

931
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Speaker 1: work and think about how lucky we are where, yes,

932
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 1: everything ends, but we also get new beginnings. And I

933
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:26,920
Speaker 1: know that's like a cheesy saying, but there is something

934
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:30,760
Speaker 1: to know that, Like, like so many people they're ending

935
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:33,600
Speaker 1: is just their end and then now it's like garden. No,

936
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:36,440
Speaker 1: it never is like that. You can always look at

937
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:39,280
Speaker 1: endings as new beginnings. Like yesterday when we lost that podcast,

938
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:42,719
Speaker 1: I was like, that's I'm glad that happened because the

939
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:44,480
Speaker 1: fact that we're doing a new one, something's going to

940
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:47,000
Speaker 1: come out of this that wouldn't have happened. So every

941
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:50,080
Speaker 1: literally everything you lose in life, you can sign a

942
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:52,239
Speaker 1: silver lining. As tried as that sounds, but I just

943
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:55,640
Speaker 1: I know it's true. I just know it's true. Being

944
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:59,759
Speaker 1: is like we get to have more beginnings than a

945
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,120
Speaker 1: of other people in the sense of like, and I'm

946
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:04,279
Speaker 1: probably hiring two of the girls on this show to

947
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:08,480
Speaker 1: like move to St. Louis and yeah, so too, dumb

948
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:12,000
Speaker 1: bitches died, Jen and Robin, we know you're listening. I

949
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:15,839
Speaker 1: love you so much. Um, we gotta go. I gotta

950
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:20,200
Speaker 1: go to set and live my ninth to last day

951
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:22,719
Speaker 1: here working on the show. I mean we went to

952
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:26,200
Speaker 1: we had the day off yesterday. We worked harder yesterday

953
00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 1: than we have the whole time, you know, and then

954
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:29,880
Speaker 1: you helped me with Conan, and then we did two

955
00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:33,200
Speaker 1: podcasts and then we just sat around set all day

956
00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:35,239
Speaker 1: and like the people, they were shooting stuff that did

957
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 1: not involve me, and then that thus didn't involve Andrew.

958
00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:41,440
Speaker 1: So we're just like lounging on this beautiful day bed,

959
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:45,759
Speaker 1: like looking at the water, like just being pieces of

960
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:48,200
Speaker 1: ship while there's crew around us setting up shots and

961
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:54,520
Speaker 1: like it was. But I was chatting up the crew.

962
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:56,120
Speaker 1: I got to know all these crew that I haven't

963
00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:58,279
Speaker 1: met yet, and I got to hear their stories of

964
00:50:58,360 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 1: how they got here and like why they picked this job.

965
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:02,719
Speaker 1: And I was like, do you like this job? And

966
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:04,480
Speaker 1: I was so funny because I'm asking them about their

967
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:07,399
Speaker 1: job Noah, and I'm like, so do you, like, why

968
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:09,200
Speaker 1: do you pick this? This is something that you picked

969
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:11,000
Speaker 1: early on and then you just like kind of stuck

970
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:12,600
Speaker 1: with it because it was like all you were doing

971
00:51:12,719 --> 00:51:14,719
Speaker 1: and like, are you having fun? Do you enjoy it

972
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 1: and they're like, yeah, yeah, I go would you like,

973
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:19,080
Speaker 1: if your kids wanted to go into this work, would

974
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:21,960
Speaker 1: you have them? They all were like no, no, and

975
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:25,440
Speaker 1: I go, okay, well that answers I question, like, you're like,

976
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:27,920
Speaker 1: would you rather hold that eight pound camera or lay

977
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:30,600
Speaker 1: on this day? They said it was all about the ago.

978
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:32,640
Speaker 1: I just wouldn't want my kids to have the back

979
00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:35,240
Speaker 1: issues I have now because of all the equipment I've carried.

980
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:37,360
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I guarantee you have funked up your

981
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:39,600
Speaker 1: back from carrying equipment. But I think I got a

982
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:41,400
Speaker 1: book that I can send you, and so I'm sending

983
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:43,400
Speaker 1: them Healing Back Paid by Doctor John Sarno. And I

984
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:46,600
Speaker 1: gave them all a ted talk about the book. Um,

985
00:51:46,719 --> 00:51:48,160
Speaker 1: so pick up that book if you have back Paid

986
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:50,759
Speaker 1: and Healing Back Pain by Doctor John Sarno. Um, we'll

987
00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:52,560
Speaker 1: see you tomorrow. We have one more show this week.

988
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:55,279
Speaker 1: I can't believe it's only one. I could do this

989
00:51:55,280 --> 00:52:00,319
Speaker 1: show seven days a week, but don't. Best friend, Thank

990
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:02,480
Speaker 1: you so much for listening. Thank you so much for listening.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for following our Instagram, which, by the way,

992
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:07,840
Speaker 1: if you follow Nicki Glazer pod on Instagram. There's like

993
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:09,840
Speaker 1: exclusive content on there that I don't put up on

994
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:11,560
Speaker 1: my personal ones because I feel like there's too many

995
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:13,640
Speaker 1: people to like comment mean things to me. But my

996
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 1: best friends that follow the count. Um, we keep it

997
00:52:16,719 --> 00:52:18,759
Speaker 1: private because we don't want people who don't listen to

998
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:20,840
Speaker 1: the podcast to be on it. So if you do request,

999
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:22,760
Speaker 1: make sure it's because you listen to at least one episode,

1000
00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:24,520
Speaker 1: which if you're hearing this, you have so you are

1001
00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:29,319
Speaker 1: through and we will accept your request. Nikki Glazer Pod,

1002
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:32,600
Speaker 1: please keep rating reviewing. We have like eight hundred and

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Speaker 1: something reviews on iTunes podcasts or an Apple podcast, and

1004
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 1: thank you so much for those. I even made a

1005
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 1: review yesterday. I said, this is Nikki and this is

1006
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:45,560
Speaker 1: my podcast, but I do recommend it, and so just

1007
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:48,640
Speaker 1: give me, give me a review and a um in

1008
00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:51,319
Speaker 1: five stars or however many stars you you see fit.

1009
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:53,120
Speaker 1: But if you want to give lesson five stars, I

1010
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:57,000
Speaker 1: would probably guess that that there's really no point in reviewing.

1011
00:52:57,160 --> 00:52:59,279
Speaker 1: Just just be nice, only compliments. Go watch my cone

1012
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Speaker 1: in from yesterday. It's on YouTube. It's thirty minutes long.

1013
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:04,560
Speaker 1: And um uh and and and go follow Andrew T.

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00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:07,359
Speaker 1: Colin because He's verified now, and it will feel good

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Speaker 1: to follow that blue check mark. Okay, see tomorrow.