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Speaker 1: I'm Eli. I'm Diana. By the way, if anybody has

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Speaker 1: forgotten or if you're new, if you're new, well, welcome

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Speaker 1: to the show. And this is quite an episode to

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Speaker 1: big announcement, big exciting, huge universal announcement that's just gonna

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Speaker 1: blow your minds. You might have heard about this, uh

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Speaker 1: and coming soon within the next week. As of the

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Speaker 1: launch of this episode, you're gonna have not only our

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Speaker 1: show Ridiculous Romance and of course the classic Ridiculous History

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Speaker 1: with Ben Knowl, but a brand new ridiculous show called

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Speaker 1: Ridiculous Crime. This show is hosted by Zaron Burnett and

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Speaker 1: very excited for this show. They said their their whole focus.

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking a lot of like Florida Man hype crimes,

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Speaker 1: They launch February, two episodes a week. It's going to

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Speaker 1: be great. Yeah, and I'm really looking forward to We're

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Speaker 1: So let me do it. And don't forget who was here. Second,

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Speaker 1: com was the first result. It was all good job Dominique.

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Speaker 1: The website also is very two thousand three. It's kind

424
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:59,440
Speaker 1: of like g Cities. It's great. I love it. I mean, yeah,

425
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:02,080
Speaker 1: I'm on a site now and there are calendar there's

426
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Speaker 1: a calendar graphic with hearts on dates. It doesn't say

427
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:08,959
Speaker 1: the year. That's true, So I can't be certain that

428
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,760
Speaker 1: this is still you know, very active and going on.

429
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:15,159
Speaker 1: But it could be like two thousand three to today

430
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:20,720
Speaker 1: there were five pet weddings are or whatever, big big

431
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:23,600
Speaker 1: September and October. Of course it's the marriage time for

432
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,919
Speaker 1: a wedding, right absolutely. Plus you're about to like, you know,

433
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,840
Speaker 1: kind of hold up for winter with your animal. It

434
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:31,800
Speaker 1: makes sense. I'm just picturing, like you know, they have

435
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:36,480
Speaker 1: like a live, live, our flove thing hanging on the wall.

436
00:25:37,359 --> 00:25:43,400
Speaker 1: Or she's you can't hear it, but she's laughing under

437
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:49,639
Speaker 1: this woof. It doesn't matter what the rest says. It

438
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:55,240
Speaker 1: just says, under this wolf, under this woof, we believe

439
00:25:55,720 --> 00:26:05,040
Speaker 1: people people of science is reales a dozing. Okay, okay, okay,

440
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:07,440
Speaker 1: there's a lot of laughing going on here. But I'll

441
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:10,520
Speaker 1: tell you not everyone gets to be with the animal

442
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:13,919
Speaker 1: of their dreams, all right. This is the story of

443
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:17,199
Speaker 1: san Deep Patel. He lived in a world village of

444
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:21,680
Speaker 1: bad Wahpour and in he was convinced that a snake

445
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:26,560
Speaker 1: was the reincarnation of a beautiful woman who had fallen

446
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:29,400
Speaker 1: in love with him. He told everyone that she had

447
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:33,000
Speaker 1: agreed to marry him on Easter Sunday, and he said

448
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:36,679
Speaker 1: that in deep meditation, he also could turn into a snake.

449
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:40,680
Speaker 1: And the Hindu priest who was going to officiate their

450
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:45,320
Speaker 1: wedding said, quote San Deep walks drinks and flicks his

451
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:48,879
Speaker 1: tongue just like a snake and had exhibited the traits

452
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:53,360
Speaker 1: of a snake since childhood, which is a strange thing

453
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:56,879
Speaker 1: to say about anyone. I know. You never brought it

454
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:59,880
Speaker 1: up like before he was like, let me marry this snake.

455
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,639
Speaker 1: Did did anyone go, you know, it's funny house on

456
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,480
Speaker 1: team acts like a snake sometimes, right or was this

457
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:08,320
Speaker 1: sort of after the fact, like, oh well, that's so

458
00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:10,040
Speaker 1: weird because nothing I think about it. You always kind

459
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:13,800
Speaker 1: of reminded me of a snake. I don't know culturally here,

460
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 1: of course, since you say you remind me of a snake,

461
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 1: that's that means here deceitful and tricky, and but in

462
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 1: India it's I think snakes are good luck, at least

463
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:28,960
Speaker 1: in some circumstances. Right now, when this wedding was announced.

464
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:34,240
Speaker 1: Twelve to fifteen thousand Hindus showed up to watch the

465
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 1: ceremony of a man marrying the reincarnated snake. They were

466
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 1: fully into it. Fully I mean just a citywide party

467
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:48,040
Speaker 1: and that's like twelve people. That's like a whole concert festival.

468
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:52,439
Speaker 1: That's a small Indian wedding. Really, you usually get like

469
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:56,240
Speaker 1: thousands of people. Oh, definitely, Yeah. I remember my cousin, Yeah,

470
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:59,159
Speaker 1: she married Vic. Yeah, they didn't get to go to

471
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:02,639
Speaker 1: the wedding in India. But it was definitely like I

472
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 1: think it was two thousand people overall or something like that.

473
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 1: It was just a lot. And I was like, man,

474
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:10,280
Speaker 1: when we we had a hundred and fifty people were

475
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:15,320
Speaker 1: likedrayah and it was It felt enormous. It did. Yeah,

476
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:17,679
Speaker 1: I don't think I even got to say hello to everyone.

477
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:19,679
Speaker 1: Doubtful at night. I don't know. I don't remember a

478
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:23,399
Speaker 1: thing about it. It's a blur. But this party was

479
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:27,280
Speaker 1: just two big, twelve or fifteen thousand people. So the

480
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:30,159
Speaker 1: police showed up, they busted the whole thing up. They

481
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:34,119
Speaker 1: ended up arresting son Deep and his father for breaching

482
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:38,560
Speaker 1: the peace. But the crowd was so mad that the

483
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:42,120
Speaker 1: police dared to come in and interrupt this snake wedding

484
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:45,200
Speaker 1: that They'm sure they were all very excited to see that.

485
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:48,480
Speaker 1: They threatened to riot and reinforcements had to be brought

486
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:51,720
Speaker 1: in to disperse everyone back to their homes. I mean,

487
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:56,000
Speaker 1: that's insane. If any if the police show up to

488
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 1: disperse your wedding, you know you're you did right. It

489
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 1: was that wedding. I don't think he ever got to

490
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 1: marry this Snake's too bad. I don't know why. It's like,

491
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 1: it's so weird to have an impulsive like, oh I

492
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 1: could marry a snake. He was so excited. I mean, look,

493
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:18,000
Speaker 1: this is a whole different thing because this guy had

494
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:21,640
Speaker 1: a clearly like a spiritual belief in this wedding, and

495
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:23,800
Speaker 1: so many of these people did too. It wasn't just

496
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 1: like rubber necking some weirdo like I think there was

497
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 1: some real like, oh, this is going to bring good

498
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 1: fortune to our village or something. You know, there was

499
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:34,200
Speaker 1: some real superstition about it that people were like, how

500
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:39,640
Speaker 1: dare you? And I imagine just logistically that he was

501
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 1: not having sex with the snake. I can only think

502
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:47,480
Speaker 1: of two ways, and it one is I just think

503
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:51,400
Speaker 1: it's not gonna work. It's too much flopping around, And

504
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 1: the other way is definitely not going to work, because

505
00:29:56,280 --> 00:30:03,560
Speaker 1: that's the point end. And while, uh, there's a hilarious

506
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:05,960
Speaker 1: cartoon in my head right now about what's going on

507
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 1: with that, I don't think practically, um, it makes any sense.

508
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:14,640
Speaker 1: Speculation station, how does a man have sex with a

509
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:19,959
Speaker 1: snake go to commercial? Because we're not going to do that.

510
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:22,920
Speaker 1: We're gonna go to commercial. You guys ruminate on that.

511
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 1: We'll be back with more wild animal tails after this.

512
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Speaker 1: Welcome back to the show My Pets. Now, there actually

513
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 1: have been some people who were forced to marry an animal. Okay,

514
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:46,600
Speaker 1: that's very strange, right, um. And our first example is

515
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:50,800
Speaker 1: actually pretty sweet. May Or Victor Aguilar in San Pedro

516
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 1: Wamaalula in Wahaca, Mexico married a crocodile to carry on

517
00:30:57,520 --> 00:31:02,920
Speaker 1: a two hundred and thirty year tradition. So Wahaka legend

518
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:05,560
Speaker 1: has it that in pre Hispanic times, if you remember

519
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 1: from Maximilian and Carlottaps Maximilian and Carlotta episodes, we talked

520
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:12,080
Speaker 1: a little bit about how they were indigenous tribes in

521
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 1: Mexico and then Spain came in and you know, basically

522
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 1: tried to rule the whole area. Yeah. Yeah, And let

523
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:21,840
Speaker 1: me just drop forty five minutes on Maximilian Quick. Um.

524
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:28,920
Speaker 1: First of all, alright, um, So, in these pre Hispanic times,

525
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:32,680
Speaker 1: there were two indigenous tribes in Wahaka, the Quaves and

526
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:37,200
Speaker 1: the Chontales, and they were in conflict over fishing territories

527
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:41,240
Speaker 1: until a Chuntall prince and a Quave princess fell in love.

528
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 1: And the Quave people were said to be able to

529
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:47,320
Speaker 1: transform into any animal they wanted. So the Wave princess

530
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:50,240
Speaker 1: transformed into a crocodile, and she swam to the shores

531
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:54,040
Speaker 1: of San Pedro Gama Lula to be with the Chontall prince,

532
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 1: and so they got married, and after that the tribes

533
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:59,280
Speaker 1: lived in peace. Because we all know at this show,

534
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:03,800
Speaker 1: especially how that works. Marriage alliances, they solve all kinds

535
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:08,360
Speaker 1: of global conflict. Also starts something absolutely I'll say, strange

536
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 1: choice to me to say I am going to transform

537
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:14,800
Speaker 1: into an animal to go meet the love of my life,

538
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:18,880
Speaker 1: uh and and unite the villages. So crocodile, I mean,

539
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 1: could we go with some kind of a parrot? Not

540
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:25,120
Speaker 1: very cuddling or yeah, an adorable bear, like you know,

541
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:28,200
Speaker 1: even a bear is pretty terrifying. I hope she told

542
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:30,400
Speaker 1: him ahead of time instead of just swam up and

543
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 1: he was like beating her on the head. No, it's me.

544
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:37,800
Speaker 1: It's me, yeah, like like a fox or a ferret

545
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 1: something cute. She went, you know what I respected, Yeah,

546
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 1: I have teeth. Don't funk with me. I'm going into

547
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 1: enemy territory here. We need to be safe. So yeah,

548
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 1: So now the mayor represents the Chantal prince, and a

549
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 1: crocodile represents the Juabe princess, and the ceremony represents union

550
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:04,120
Speaker 1: but between these two tribes, you know, lasting for two years.

551
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 1: It's thought to bring good fortune and plentiful fishing to

552
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 1: the shores of San Pedro Wamolula, and it's also part

553
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:17,080
Speaker 1: of like the larger festivities for the town's patron St. St. Peter.

554
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 1: The pictures are really cute. Look it up. It's pretty cute.

555
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:23,440
Speaker 1: They have a little a really good time. The crocodile

556
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000
Speaker 1: is not. I don't know if you're like me and

557
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:30,320
Speaker 1: are picturing like a giant freaking crocodile, but it's not.

558
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:32,360
Speaker 1: It's one of the smaller models it's maybe three or

559
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:35,280
Speaker 1: four ft long. I was picturing. I was definitely picturing

560
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:38,600
Speaker 1: a huge seven foot long crocodile in a full wedding

561
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 1: dress with a veil. Well, you're in luck, because she

562
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:44,680
Speaker 1: does get the wedding dress. There's like a lovely white

563
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:47,600
Speaker 1: beaded dress in the little veil, and they kind of

564
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 1: parade her around the town. Everybody gets to see her,

565
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 1: and then the indigenous tribe leader will hold the ceremony

566
00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:00,160
Speaker 1: and the mayor says, I do to the young princess,

567
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:03,160
Speaker 1: and then there of course there's music and dancing, and

568
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:09,760
Speaker 1: the mayor takes the crocodile and dances around. It's so cute, ridiculous,

569
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 1: And in this particular ceremony, they gave the croc the

570
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:17,360
Speaker 1: married name of Emma Narvaiez Munos, which is the mayor's

571
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:21,719
Speaker 1: actual wife, his human wife's name. So they gave the

572
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:23,879
Speaker 1: crocodile the same name because they're like, we don't want

573
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:27,279
Speaker 1: you to get confused, so we will just make their

574
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:28,840
Speaker 1: names the same time. I always thinking about that, like

575
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:31,239
Speaker 1: when an actor plays a character with their own name,

576
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:34,160
Speaker 1: Like I'm like, was that just so that people don't

577
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 1: accidentally keep calling you the wrong name while you're filming.

578
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:39,040
Speaker 1: But yeah, and I imagine that she took that as

579
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:45,400
Speaker 1: a compliment. Okay, I hope and members of the municipal

580
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 1: council are required to pay for the ceremony, and if

581
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 1: they don't, they are fined. So they pay for it

582
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:55,000
Speaker 1: one way or the other. For this mayor to get married.

583
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:59,760
Speaker 1: That is remarkable. I love this ceremony. I think it's cute.

584
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 1: You just this. I would go to this ceremony. Absolutely,

585
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:06,080
Speaker 1: see a crocodile dress in a wedding dress, I would

586
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 1: do it. Part of the part of being mayor is

587
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:12,239
Speaker 1: this is one of your responsibilities. So I wonder if

588
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:14,440
Speaker 1: that's on their campaign tour at all too. You know,

589
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 1: like crocodiles love me. That's gonna I'm gonna be a

590
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:21,480
Speaker 1: great husband to this crocodile. He's like, don't worry, guys,

591
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:24,719
Speaker 1: I have a crocodile at home, but it's not the

592
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 1: jealous type. I'm already married to a crocodile, if you

593
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:34,560
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Except this one never talks, all right,

594
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:39,640
Speaker 1: But not all forced animal marriages are about tradition. You

595
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:44,799
Speaker 1: can imagine, like this Balinese man named and we're kind

596
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:49,480
Speaker 1: of guessing in this pronunciation gura Alite. In two thousand

597
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 1: and ten, when he was just an eighteen year old lad,

598
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:56,920
Speaker 1: he was caught doing it doggy style with a quote

599
00:35:56,960 --> 00:36:02,319
Speaker 1: flirtatious cow in a rice pad. I mean, how does

600
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:05,400
Speaker 1: a cow flirt with you? I mean, I've seeing some cows.

601
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:09,759
Speaker 1: They've got those eyelashes, they do flutter those maybe if

602
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:11,879
Speaker 1: they're just blinking, you know, they got their tits out.

603
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 1: They got ads over the plane, right. Um. Well, the

604
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 1: elders of the town, of course, felt like they had

605
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:23,839
Speaker 1: to do something, so they forced Elite to marry the cow.

606
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:28,800
Speaker 1: He passed out at the altar before the ceremony was completed,

607
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:31,719
Speaker 1: which I have heard happens at many weddings. You know,

608
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 1: you're standing there, your knees are probably locked because you're nervous.

609
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:40,440
Speaker 1: Then you see her and you just uh collapse. I

610
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:42,640
Speaker 1: came close when I when I saw you, it was

611
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:45,799
Speaker 1: beautiful dress. Um. I don't think this cow could have

612
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:49,800
Speaker 1: fit into it. No, but hopefully she had her own

613
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:54,240
Speaker 1: doubt it. Well, here's where it gets kind of sad.

614
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:59,240
Speaker 1: The cow was drowned in the river for its sins,

615
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 1: So I guess they believed that the cow was flirting,

616
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:05,880
Speaker 1: flirting with I mean, I have problems with this. I

617
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:08,880
Speaker 1: have a lot of problems with this. I'll eat himself

618
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:13,120
Speaker 1: was symbolically drowned by having his clothes thrown into the river.

619
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:17,920
Speaker 1: So the guy who actually fucked the cow, yeah, is told,

620
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 1: h boy, you know, we'll we'll drown your clothes. But

621
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 1: the cow, who had no say in any of this,

622
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:28,239
Speaker 1: was was murdereds like, I can't get any symbolism right

623
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:33,400
Speaker 1: but my bell and rightever, Oh my god, squeeze some

624
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:35,640
Speaker 1: milk into the river. We're done. Okay, good, let me

625
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:39,720
Speaker 1: go on with my life. I didn't ask me at this.

626
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:43,799
Speaker 1: This allegedly that this drowning and spiritual drowning cleansed the

627
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:47,279
Speaker 1: village of the whole incident, so they felt like, you know,

628
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:51,360
Speaker 1: now we're all good. I just hate that. And I

629
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:54,840
Speaker 1: don't know how BALI feels about rape or whatever, but

630
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 1: it just felt like one of those things where it's like, well,

631
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Speaker 1: if you have a dick, I mean, how much response

632
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:03,120
Speaker 1: instability do you really have? If you're raped as a woman,

633
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 1: you must have done something. If you're raped as an animal,

634
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:09,480
Speaker 1: you must have done something to deserve it. So you'll

635
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:13,040
Speaker 1: be punished, but not the person with the penis. She

636
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:16,480
Speaker 1: shouldn't have had her bell collars so loose, you know,

637
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:18,360
Speaker 1: she shouldn't have been that in those eye can that

638
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 1: tail around showing that booty hole. She should have covered

639
00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:24,759
Speaker 1: up those utters. You know, she's out there asking for it.

640
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 1: She's out there day night just chewing on grass. Unbelievable.

641
00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:32,080
Speaker 1: And of course, of course this is where we get

642
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:37,520
Speaker 1: into the serious issues with these human animal relationships. Is

643
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:42,279
Speaker 1: sexual consent? Yes, you know which. We'll get more. We will,

644
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 1: we will. There's also a Sudanese man named Mr tom Bay.

645
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:50,319
Speaker 1: In two thousand and six, he was caught fucking a

646
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:53,239
Speaker 1: goat by the goats owner, who was like, oh, I

647
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:56,560
Speaker 1: heard a loud noise. I bet you did so Yeah.

648
00:38:56,640 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 1: The owner, Mr Olaphie said he heard this loud noise

649
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 1: is in the early hours of the morning of February.

650
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:06,880
Speaker 1: So I guess Mr Tombay was celebrating Valentine's Day a

651
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:10,759
Speaker 1: little um and so he went out and saw Mr

652
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:14,040
Speaker 1: Tombay like up on his goat, and he tied him up,

653
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 1: took him to the village elders and was like, what

654
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:20,000
Speaker 1: do I do with this guy? Who I caught having

655
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:23,600
Speaker 1: sex with my goat, feels like something should happen for him,

656
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:26,719
Speaker 1: and the elders decided don't go to the police. Instead,

657
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:30,360
Speaker 1: Mr tom Bay, you need to pay Mr Alaphie a

658
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:36,800
Speaker 1: dowry of about fifteen thousand Sudanese diners because he used

659
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:41,160
Speaker 1: the goat as his wife. And in two thousand and

660
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:44,440
Speaker 1: six this was This is around fifty American dollars, is

661
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:48,440
Speaker 1: worth about fifty American dollars. Today it's only worth thirty

662
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 1: four American dollars. But goats cost around seventy bucks, so

663
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:56,840
Speaker 1: that doesn't seem like a very fair valuation on his

664
00:39:56,920 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 1: goat for Mr Alphie, I don't think that's fair. Oh,

665
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:05,560
Speaker 1: that's outrageous. Thirty four dollars thirty four bucks to be like, oh,

666
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:07,319
Speaker 1: this guy fucked my goat, now I have to give

667
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:11,520
Speaker 1: it to him for thirty four dollars. Also, yeah, this

668
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 1: would be actually a bride price, not a dowry, if

669
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:18,600
Speaker 1: we recall our answering machine. Thank you, Kate Borders Sporters.

670
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:22,200
Speaker 1: That's right from a couple episodes ago. Dowry would be

671
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:26,640
Speaker 1: paid by Mr Alaphi, Mr Tommy, which makes even less

672
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:29,719
Speaker 1: sense to me. Take my goat, and with it you

673
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 1: shall receive my fortune thirty dollars. You're literally being rewarded

674
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:35,840
Speaker 1: for going and raping a goat in the middle of

675
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 1: the night. Oh my god. So no, but he had

676
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 1: to pay a bride price for the goat. He had

677
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:43,200
Speaker 1: to pay a bride price. Pay you thirty four dollars

678
00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:46,719
Speaker 1: a goat. And I wonder how much the goat would

679
00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:49,440
Speaker 1: have charged if you asked the goat like I deserve

680
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:52,799
Speaker 1: a lot more. He's like four dollars. That's like a

681
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:58,080
Speaker 1: hoof job out. I gave you the full goat friend experience.

682
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 1: That's that's at least two hundred. Mr Alphie said that

683
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:06,520
Speaker 1: after the money was paid, quote, we have given him

684
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:08,719
Speaker 1: the goat, and as far as we know, they are

685
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 1: still together. And that was what two six Yeah, goats

686
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:17,799
Speaker 1: live about eighteen years I saw. So they might still

687
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:20,440
Speaker 1: be together together. Yeah, they might be in their their

688
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:25,160
Speaker 1: twilight years now, jo Si life. She's not a surprise.

689
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:28,879
Speaker 1: She used to be. But every Friday we still get there,

690
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:34,760
Speaker 1: also laughing about girl elite. But he was only eighteen.

691
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 1: Now today he'd be like thirty years old. And I

692
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:39,480
Speaker 1: wonder how much this comes up for him in his

693
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:42,879
Speaker 1: life and he sucked this cow. Like does it show

694
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,960
Speaker 1: up in like a job reviewers, I mean, like in

695
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,600
Speaker 1: a job search when he tries to get a job

696
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:51,640
Speaker 1: and well, we googled you, an interesting thing came up.

697
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:54,759
Speaker 1: He's like, God, I was just a kid late, let

698
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:59,799
Speaker 1: it go. We drowned the cow. Come on, it's cleansedas

699
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 1: it was supposed to come off of my record. At

700
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:06,120
Speaker 1: that point, I threw my clothes. Limitations on these things.

701
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:11,839
Speaker 1: Oh man, Okay, well, it doesn't get much crazier than that,

702
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:15,520
Speaker 1: except it does. And we're gonna we're gonna find out

703
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 1: all about that when we come back from this little

704
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 1: commercial break. Welcome back to this show. Okay, so we've

705
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,160
Speaker 1: heard about what have we heard about? We heard about

706
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:37,400
Speaker 1: delightful marriage stories, cute little symbolic nonsense, and I'm just

707
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,799
Speaker 1: having a good time with my dog. This is this

708
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 1: is mostly for the Graham, right. We've had those. We've

709
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:48,120
Speaker 1: had that wonderful little alligator ceremony. The mayor, it's like

710
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:53,200
Speaker 1: a groundhog Day thing. Mayor Mary's a crocodile, love it. Uh.

711
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:55,960
Speaker 1: We had a guy get in trouble for screwing a cow.

712
00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:59,759
Speaker 1: We had a guy rewarded for well, no, he had

713
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 1: to pay, that's true, but he still got the goat. Yeah,

714
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:08,000
Speaker 1: he got the goat, literally got the goat. Um. But

715
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:10,840
Speaker 1: then there's people who marry animals just to make a point,

716
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:13,840
Speaker 1: all right, And some of these points makes sense and

717
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:17,839
Speaker 1: some of them don't. Um. In the mid nineteen seventies,

718
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:21,360
Speaker 1: in Salt Lake City, two gay men claimed their civil

719
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:24,080
Speaker 1: rights were violated when they went to get a marriage

720
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:27,840
Speaker 1: certificate and they were denied. Yes, yes they were, that

721
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:31,319
Speaker 1: is true. Officials looked into it and they realized that

722
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:34,319
Speaker 1: the couple was right. There was no law on the

723
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:37,759
Speaker 1: books against same sex marriage in Utah. It hadn't come

724
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:41,160
Speaker 1: up at all. So the officials said that the law

725
00:43:41,239 --> 00:43:44,440
Speaker 1: was so vague. Quote, you could marry a duck in

726
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:52,880
Speaker 1: Salt Lake County if you wanted to. Radio DJ named

727
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 1: Will Lucas decided that he would marry a duck as

728
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:59,239
Speaker 1: a stunt, and since he was already married, it would

729
00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 1: also test the big me laws in Utah as well.

730
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 1: So the radio station puts this whole duck wedding together,

731
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 1: made it a black tie charity event at the Hilton,

732
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:11,880
Speaker 1: and a reporter for the Salt Lake Tribune went to it.

733
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 1: But when this reporter approached the Salt Lake Tribune about

734
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:17,880
Speaker 1: the story, he said, quote, the response was that the

735
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:21,439
Speaker 1: story was worth no more than four paragraphs. But if

736
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 1: the marriage was consummated, I was to get pictures. So

737
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:28,000
Speaker 1: he's like, if I'm going to become a duck pornographer,

738
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:31,120
Speaker 1: I need you to pay me more money. Exactly, Tribune.

739
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:36,920
Speaker 1: I love this Jay Jonah Jamison being like, break me

740
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 1: pictures of duck fucking now. I want pictures of duck

741
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:44,840
Speaker 1: fucking right. But I think it's interesting that this point

742
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,839
Speaker 1: they were trying to make about how like, well, if

743
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:49,319
Speaker 1: the laws are so vague, then maybe they shouldn't be. Like,

744
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 1: I guess I can't tell if he was doing this

745
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:57,520
Speaker 1: in favor of get married or saying that it's or

746
00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 1: equating the two, which is of course one of the

747
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:02,960
Speaker 1: most diculous arguments against gay marriages. Well, next thing, you know,

748
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:04,759
Speaker 1: people are going to marry their horses, and I'm like,

749
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:08,200
Speaker 1: people already do marry their horses quite frankly, So, no,

750
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:11,560
Speaker 1: those things have nothing to do with each other. Right,

751
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:14,880
Speaker 1: You're talking about two consenting people in love trying to

752
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 1: spend their lives together legally with the same benefits and

753
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:21,480
Speaker 1: protections that like you and I, for example, do. That

754
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:24,319
Speaker 1: is very different from this lady likes to marry her

755
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:27,560
Speaker 1: cat for fun or this guy fun a goat. Yeah,

756
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:33,040
Speaker 1: very different, equable cannot every way. Speaking of marrying a horse,

757
00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 1: there was a woman who was a lawyer in Denmark

758
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 1: and she realized there was no official law in her

759
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:45,880
Speaker 1: country prohibiting sex or marriage with animals. So she married

760
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:50,359
Speaker 1: her horse and then petitioned the Supreme Court and said

761
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 1: it was species ist to not officially recognize her union

762
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:58,319
Speaker 1: with her horse as a real legal marriage, okay, And

763
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 1: the Supreme Court be because there was no law, was

764
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 1: like forced to recognize that it was a technically legal

765
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:10,160
Speaker 1: union that she had with her horse. So it was

766
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:14,480
Speaker 1: a legalized horse marriage in Denmark. And because of that,

767
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:18,320
Speaker 1: the Farming Minister Dan Jorgenson introduced a bill to the

768
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:24,640
Speaker 1: Danish parliament in outlawing sex with animals um because he

769
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:27,600
Speaker 1: was like, he's basically they already had an animal protection

770
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:30,600
Speaker 1: law in place that was like you can't hurt an animal,

771
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:33,160
Speaker 1: so they were kind of like, well, if you have

772
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:35,799
Speaker 1: sex with an animal, that's okay, as long as it

773
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:40,200
Speaker 1: doesn't hurt the animal. But they're like, the law covers enough,

774
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:42,960
Speaker 1: it's fine, and Dan Jorgenson was like, no, I think

775
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:46,040
Speaker 1: the law needs to be more explicit. He said, quote,

776
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:49,759
Speaker 1: an animal, by its very nature cannot say no. It's

777
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:52,359
Speaker 1: also hard to prove that the animal has been hurt

778
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:55,440
Speaker 1: by a sexual act. Right, you can't interview them exactly,

779
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:58,600
Speaker 1: so they can't say one way or another. Therefore, we

780
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:02,000
Speaker 1: need new legislation that ensures that the consideration of the

781
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:04,880
Speaker 1: animal comes first. And maybe he shouldn't have said the

782
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:12,799
Speaker 1: animal comes first. I'm just saying, maybe that's just what

783
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:17,160
Speaker 1: they need to include in the lawn an make sure

784
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:23,440
Speaker 1: I make it worth their while. So she wanted to

785
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:26,520
Speaker 1: marry this horse so that they would make a law

786
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:29,000
Speaker 1: about it, basically, right, She's like, if I make you

787
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:31,879
Speaker 1: recognize that this is a legal thing, you'll realize how

788
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:34,120
Speaker 1: absurd that is and say, we need to make sure

789
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:37,759
Speaker 1: this isn't a legal thing. I don't know, you're in

790
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:41,320
Speaker 1: speculation station, I think so it was sort of phrased

791
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:43,880
Speaker 1: that way. As far as I know, she's still married

792
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:46,080
Speaker 1: to the horse. Like, there's no follow up about her

793
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:48,560
Speaker 1: being like that was just a big joke, ha ha,

794
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:51,120
Speaker 1: and of course the Internet is the Internet, so when

795
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:52,920
Speaker 1: you look it up there like look at this lady

796
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,239
Speaker 1: taking it from a horse, and there's no evidence that

797
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:58,040
Speaker 1: she was actually sucking the horse. It might have just

798
00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 1: been Again I llegal thing is like I just noticed

799
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,360
Speaker 1: this and I wanted to make a point with my

800
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:10,360
Speaker 1: marriage with a horse. Whatever. But parliamentarians who voted for

801
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:14,879
Speaker 1: this bill that Dan Jorgenson put forward that would ban it, yeah,

802
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:18,279
Speaker 1: they said they were worried that because Denmark was the

803
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:22,880
Speaker 1: last country in Europe to ban sex with animals, that

804
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:26,600
Speaker 1: it would become like a tourist destination for people looking

805
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:29,239
Speaker 1: for a place where they could like hang loose with

806
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:33,600
Speaker 1: a goat or whatever. Legally, I don't know. The Danish

807
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:38,879
Speaker 1: Ethical Counsel for Animals said that they quote that they

808
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:44,760
Speaker 1: got quote regular reports of animal brothels and organized animal

809
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:48,719
Speaker 1: sex shows and clubs in the country, although it admitted

810
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:51,640
Speaker 1: that it had yet to verify any of the stories

811
00:48:53,600 --> 00:49:00,359
Speaker 1: animal brothels. Okay, hang on a second, I'm gonna I'm

812
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:02,560
Speaker 1: just just gonna go off for a minute, assuming that

813
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:05,719
Speaker 1: these stories are true and knowing that they're probably not right.

814
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:09,200
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that the Danish people are wanting to

815
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:14,279
Speaker 1: fuck animals. Just not necessarily a criticism of Denmark, but

816
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:18,279
Speaker 1: just the fact that this story is out there is outrageous.

817
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:21,480
Speaker 1: And again they have not been able to provide evidence

818
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:25,239
Speaker 1: for any claims of these animal brothels existing. But it

819
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 1: is the year two. This is like a modern country.

820
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:36,000
Speaker 1: It doesn't even matter. Non modern countries aren't even out

821
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:40,120
Speaker 1: there with animal brothels. I'm just like, there's so many

822
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:44,759
Speaker 1: sex toys and dolls and fleshlights and dildo and vibrators

823
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:47,279
Speaker 1: and every other thing. Why would you ever need an

824
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:51,360
Speaker 1: animal to fulfill that? I mean, I mean again unless

825
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:55,839
Speaker 1: you have some like very specific proclivity. But sometimes you're

826
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:58,000
Speaker 1: reading this stuff and they're just like, oh, just need

827
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,959
Speaker 1: the release, Okay, you can get released in so many

828
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:06,520
Speaker 1: ways before you turn to your freaking cat, right, a

829
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:11,200
Speaker 1: creature that lives and breeds and feels and can be

830
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:17,240
Speaker 1: harmed and has no ability to consent to this. Sorry,

831
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:22,680
Speaker 1: even if they did, you know, that's not even acceptable

832
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:25,840
Speaker 1: to me, you know, yeah, yeah. According to the Danish

833
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:29,600
Speaker 1: newspaper twenty four Timer, there are Danish animal owners who

834
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:34,000
Speaker 1: openly advertise their services online, which I take exception to

835
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:37,759
Speaker 1: that because it's not their service, right. It feels to

836
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:41,960
Speaker 1: me that the animal is trying the service. But the

837
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:45,239
Speaker 1: newspaper contacted several of them and quote was told that

838
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:47,640
Speaker 1: many of the animals have been engaged in this kind

839
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:51,200
Speaker 1: of activity for several years, and that the animals crave

840
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 1: the sexual stimulation. The newspaper found that the costs charged

841
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:58,560
Speaker 1: by the animal owners varied from eighty five to one

842
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:03,240
Speaker 1: hundred and seventy dollars. First of all, cheaper than the wedding. Yeah,

843
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:08,399
Speaker 1: these animals are worth in the biggest wedding. Yeah, you've

844
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:11,439
Speaker 1: got to marry my pet dot com and you're gonna

845
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:14,680
Speaker 1: spend more than that just for the certificate. Also feels

846
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:19,840
Speaker 1: like Mr Alaphie should be like, hey, now in Denmark

847
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:23,040
Speaker 1: they're charging at least eighty five dollars or at night

848
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 1: with a goat, and I got thirty four backs. I

849
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:30,280
Speaker 1: feel strongly I should get more money town elders. First,

850
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:34,040
Speaker 1: I mean, that's the lowest concern I have is that,

851
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:37,520
Speaker 1: But animals are not The animals are worth more than that.

852
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:43,200
Speaker 1: My main problem is economic. Second of all, no, even

853
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:46,319
Speaker 1: if you've got an animal that is like, I don't

854
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:49,440
Speaker 1: know how to say it, but hungry for human dick. Uh,

855
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:53,239
Speaker 1: that's still that. That means you've damaged that animal that

856
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:57,040
Speaker 1: got to be It's not a natural thing for a

857
00:51:57,120 --> 00:52:00,279
Speaker 1: species to be interested sexually in another species. I don't

858
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:03,319
Speaker 1: think that's a thing. No, they don't have a concept

859
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:07,480
Speaker 1: of like I can make our sort of Yeah, No,

860
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:09,840
Speaker 1: it's outrageous. I mean, we talked about it a little

861
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:12,560
Speaker 1: bit with raw Na the Crane, right. They were like,

862
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:17,040
Speaker 1: she clearly got imprinted too strongly, too early on, and

863
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:21,120
Speaker 1: now she's literally incapable of living with her own kind.

864
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:25,400
Speaker 1: Is that not bad? I think that's bad. I mean yeah,

865
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:27,839
Speaker 1: and that it's hard to objectively like put it into

866
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 1: terms why that's wrong. And I think there's some things

867
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:33,479
Speaker 1: in the world that get really tricky because we can't

868
00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:35,799
Speaker 1: we we do just have to say sorry. There's just

869
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:38,600
Speaker 1: a big fat black line there to me that says,

870
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:41,880
Speaker 1: don't cross it. And I don't have to I'm not

871
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:43,960
Speaker 1: going to write a medium post for you about why

872
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:48,400
Speaker 1: that's wrong. I can articulate it it. There's there's nothing

873
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:53,359
Speaker 1: okay about this, and I without I don't I guess

874
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:56,359
Speaker 1: I don't have the language for it to just say no,

875
00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:58,759
Speaker 1: don't do that. Don't have sexual animals. I don't care

876
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:03,200
Speaker 1: if they come up to you begging for it, And

877
00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:06,680
Speaker 1: how do you know they're begging for it. I think

878
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:10,720
Speaker 1: an animal could be maybe interested in getting laid because

879
00:53:10,719 --> 00:53:15,280
Speaker 1: they have hormones and procreation cycles, just like anything else.

880
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:17,920
Speaker 1: But I don't think they're specifically like you are the

881
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:21,760
Speaker 1: one I want to I don't know, this is bizarre.

882
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:23,680
Speaker 1: I think the consent thing is probably the best way

883
00:53:23,719 --> 00:53:25,560
Speaker 1: to put it. It's just like this thing can't say

884
00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:28,400
Speaker 1: yes to you, not really, even if it seems like

885
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:32,840
Speaker 1: a flirtatious cow in the field, like it's not flirting

886
00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:37,000
Speaker 1: with you now. I will say it's worth noting a

887
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:41,000
Speaker 1: lot of Danish people have been asked this about this

888
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:44,200
Speaker 1: whole thing all over the internet. I imagine it's like

889
00:53:44,239 --> 00:53:46,719
Speaker 1: going to Alabama and asking everybody, so, are you married

890
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:48,960
Speaker 1: to your cousin? Yeah, your sister poker or something like that,

891
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:53,040
Speaker 1: because that's obviously just a huge cliche. And it's not

892
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:55,920
Speaker 1: that it doesn't happen, but it happens everywhere. Yeah, And

893
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:59,799
Speaker 1: I mean, and again not that common, like it's still

894
00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:04,640
Speaker 1: a remarkable thing to do it. Um, so yeah, they

895
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:07,520
Speaker 1: say this is not like a widespread thing, there was

896
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:10,239
Speaker 1: no law in the books, because Dane's felt that that

897
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:13,480
Speaker 1: was something that kind of went without saying. You didn't

898
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:17,640
Speaker 1: have to tell people not to do that, um, that

899
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:21,960
Speaker 1: sort of thing. And in fact, the Animal Ethics Committee president,

900
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:26,200
Speaker 1: whose name is Bank Tolts, I'm probably saying that so

901
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:31,520
Speaker 1: right Banks host said that passing the ban on beast

902
00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:39,080
Speaker 1: reality was unnecessary because quote existing legislation prohibits animal suffering pain, distress,

903
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:43,040
Speaker 1: or lasting harm, and added that it was not the

904
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:48,880
Speaker 1: position of the Animal Ethics Council to moralize moralize, which

905
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:50,960
Speaker 1: is wild to me because it's like, first of all,

906
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:54,040
Speaker 1: Dan Jorgensen said there was an existing law. He just

907
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:57,640
Speaker 1: said it clearly wasn't far reaching enough because you can't

908
00:54:57,719 --> 00:54:59,759
Speaker 1: prove that an animal has been harmed by a sex

909
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:04,839
Speaker 1: and so it's not enough protection. So it's weird for

910
00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:06,799
Speaker 1: his argument to be like, but there's already a law,

911
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:10,399
Speaker 1: when like his whole opening statement was like the law

912
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:12,960
Speaker 1: is not good enough. Yeah, And then also to be like,

913
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:15,680
Speaker 1: it's not the government's job to tell you how to

914
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:18,480
Speaker 1: live your life, which I totally get that, but like,

915
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:23,000
Speaker 1: I mean, again, we're talking about someone else's property. I

916
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:26,640
Speaker 1: mean a creature's safety, and I don't know, it just

917
00:55:26,719 --> 00:55:30,359
Speaker 1: feels like a weird thing to protest against. I guess

918
00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:33,880
Speaker 1: like bank Holst had something going on with a horse

919
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:37,480
Speaker 1: or something. Thanks thou protest too much Banked Holst more

920
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:43,360
Speaker 1: like banged horse. I don't know where were you to

921
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:46,080
Speaker 1: write the newspaper article about this in dead Mark. But

922
00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:49,279
Speaker 1: it's just that, right, Like you have a law protecting

923
00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:51,880
Speaker 1: animals and then you say it's not our job to

924
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:55,000
Speaker 1: protect animals, but it is. You're the head of the

925
00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:58,600
Speaker 1: Animal Ethics committee, so it kind of really is. If

926
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:02,879
Speaker 1: your committee is animal ethics, then it is literally your

927
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:06,759
Speaker 1: job to moralize. Yeah, that's what ethics are. They're like

928
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:11,360
Speaker 1: moral laws, right, that's true. I didn't think, how do

929
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:13,440
Speaker 1: you say, where's part of the Animal Ethics can committee?

930
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:16,759
Speaker 1: But it's not our job to moralize. And also I

931
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:20,640
Speaker 1: have to say a report by the Danish Justice Ministry

932
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:25,800
Speaker 1: found that seventeen percent of vets suspected that an animal

933
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:29,000
Speaker 1: they treated had had sex with a human, which I'd

934
00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:30,919
Speaker 1: like to think is a higher percentage than you would

935
00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:32,920
Speaker 1: find here in the US. I don't know. I did

936
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:36,000
Speaker 1: not conduct a survey. I'm not sure any survey has

937
00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:39,160
Speaker 1: been conducted of vets where they asked specifically like do

938
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:42,680
Speaker 1: you ever suspect because they animal you're treating has been

939
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:47,840
Speaker 1: fucked by something or someone. I would hope that the

940
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:52,080
Speaker 1: answers are no, why would you ask me that? And

941
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:55,319
Speaker 1: point zero zero one percent are while I thought so,

942
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:57,680
Speaker 1: but I was clearly mistaken. That was just I was

943
00:56:57,719 --> 00:57:01,040
Speaker 1: a sleep deprived that day. Right, there's a lot of

944
00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:05,280
Speaker 1: horse trunks and I had all I had a whole journey.

945
00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:06,960
Speaker 1: I was worried about it, but then I realized that

946
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:11,480
Speaker 1: logistically the snake just doesn't make sense. You get fangs

947
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:13,759
Speaker 1: in your balls. I didn't have a whiteboard going of

948
00:57:13,920 --> 00:57:17,000
Speaker 1: some charts, but it just did make sense. Some Danish

949
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:19,960
Speaker 1: sources said that this idea about animal brothels was just

950
00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:24,040
Speaker 1: a lot of Russian disinformation about Denmark trying to talk

951
00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:27,480
Speaker 1: about Denmark. I mean, the Russian disinformation machine works in

952
00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:32,480
Speaker 1: mysterious ways. There's many ways to destabilize the country, I guess.

953
00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:35,320
Speaker 1: But okay, but that's not to say that there are

954
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:38,400
Speaker 1: not people out there having sex with animals, because there

955
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:42,360
Speaker 1: certainly are not just the seventeen percent of Danes according

956
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:47,040
Speaker 1: to Vets. I will say seventeen percent of Vets said

957
00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:50,640
Speaker 1: they suspected that. That does not mean that seventeen percent

958
00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:54,840
Speaker 1: of Danish people the animals. Far from it. We love

959
00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:58,400
Speaker 1: our Denmark friends. I will say seventy six percent of

960
00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:03,600
Speaker 1: Danes supported band on beastiality good. The Daily Beast pointed out,

961
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:07,440
Speaker 1: means that of them wanted a little freedom of movements,

962
00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:13,600
Speaker 1: which is more than And I was like, that could

963
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:15,720
Speaker 1: just be people like saying, don't tell me what to

964
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:19,440
Speaker 1: do or something. You know it don't to be specifically

965
00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:22,720
Speaker 1: like I need to be able to funk my animal. Now. Look,

966
00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:25,520
Speaker 1: I don't want to fuck a sheep, but I don't

967
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:30,760
Speaker 1: want the government telling me I can't, yeah, funk one

968
00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:33,320
Speaker 1: right now, just to prove that I can't a free citizen.

969
00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:38,240
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, but look, there are people who

970
00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:41,120
Speaker 1: have sex with animals, and obviously I think we've made

971
00:58:41,120 --> 00:58:45,520
Speaker 1: our position clear on that. Um Vice magazine had a

972
00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:49,840
Speaker 1: whole conversation with a guy who lets his dog have

973
00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:54,800
Speaker 1: sex with him. He says that the dog loves this

974
00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:58,640
Speaker 1: and chooses it. Yeah, he said, like, I'll get down

975
00:58:58,640 --> 00:59:02,720
Speaker 1: on naked, on all fours and if the dogs into it,

976
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:05,920
Speaker 1: he'll take me. And if he's not. He'll bring me

977
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:07,919
Speaker 1: a toy and I'll get dressed and we'll go out

978
00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:10,920
Speaker 1: and play in the yard like normal. So it's totally

979
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:14,800
Speaker 1: a consensual experience between this dog and this man. Dogs

980
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:20,520
Speaker 1: like Rory or I got a headache from right again,

981
00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:30,680
Speaker 1: you're insatiable. Insatiable? Oh my god? Oh no, day is

982
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:38,200
Speaker 1: right around the arder. No, oh my god. Unacceptable. Well,

983
00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:40,760
Speaker 1: and that's the weird thing about this guy's interview was

984
00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:43,120
Speaker 1: he was like, I got interested in it as a

985
00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:47,600
Speaker 1: kid because the dog came on to my sister, like

986
00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:51,680
Speaker 1: their family dog initiated a sexual encounter with his sisters,

987
00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:54,480
Speaker 1: and it made him interested in this idea or something.

988
00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:59,920
Speaker 1: And I was like, no, no, no, no, he didn't

989
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:02,880
Speaker 1: to things. Yeah, no, we did not. Dogs always be

990
01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:06,800
Speaker 1: humping legs and couches be licking. That don't mean that

991
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:10,680
Speaker 1: you should be your genitals there. No. I mean again,

992
01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:15,120
Speaker 1: I don't really even have some sort of uh long,

993
01:00:15,160 --> 01:00:19,240
Speaker 1: ethical or moral or scientific backing to back up my

994
01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:22,920
Speaker 1: position that I'm I'm just intolerant of people who want

995
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:27,480
Speaker 1: to have sex with animals. Sorry, you know, I'm not

996
01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:29,920
Speaker 1: going to support that movement. I am as open minded

997
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:33,640
Speaker 1: as they come, but I am not. I can't get

998
01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:36,520
Speaker 1: I can't get on board. I cannot and I know

999
01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:40,160
Speaker 1: we we try to be very open minded about everything

1000
01:00:40,160 --> 01:00:43,240
Speaker 1: we come across on this show. We're not here to judge,

1001
01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:48,320
Speaker 1: except for now I'm judging. Yeah, yeah, you want to

1002
01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:50,680
Speaker 1: sleep with a full scale model of the Brooklyn Bridge,

1003
01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:54,560
Speaker 1: Go crazy? Who's getting hurt by that? I I love

1004
01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:58,480
Speaker 1: this for you. You know you find enjoy great rub

1005
01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:04,800
Speaker 1: up on that iron girder. There's a Ukrainian prostitute who

1006
01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:08,480
Speaker 1: also has sex with dogs in front of clients apparently

1007
01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:11,800
Speaker 1: um In fact, there are places that trained dogs to

1008
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:15,040
Speaker 1: have sex with humans, and she has some of these

1009
01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:19,200
Speaker 1: dogs herself that she says, quote the dogs have never

1010
01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:23,640
Speaker 1: fucked with other dogs, only humans. This is to your point,

1011
01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:26,920
Speaker 1: you've damaged the animal. Like if you have the dog

1012
01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:30,360
Speaker 1: from a young age and teach it to go fuck

1013
01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:33,680
Speaker 1: this lady and it never has sucked another dog. I mean,

1014
01:01:33,720 --> 01:01:36,520
Speaker 1: it's like a Walta situation. Do you think I think so?

1015
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:38,760
Speaker 1: And again I think it doesn't even you don't even

1016
01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:40,680
Speaker 1: need it. There's a certain point it's like I don't

1017
01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:43,560
Speaker 1: need to explain it to you. I can't crazy, You're

1018
01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:46,760
Speaker 1: crazy just stop having sex with animals. You don't here's

1019
01:01:46,760 --> 01:01:50,120
Speaker 1: the thing. You don't need to you don't like there's

1020
01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:54,160
Speaker 1: not this sort of like well, I just that's my preference,

1021
01:01:54,240 --> 01:01:58,480
Speaker 1: that's my sexuality. It's just you know, for me, it's animals. No,

1022
01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:03,680
Speaker 1: it shouldn't be Uh, it can't be. No, and uh,

1023
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:06,000
Speaker 1: you know, get help. I don't know what needs to

1024
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:13,240
Speaker 1: be done here put the chinchilla down. Oh no, it

1025
01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:15,080
Speaker 1: makes me think that urban legend about the gerbil of

1026
01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:18,680
Speaker 1: Richard gears butt or whatever. Right have I heard it?

1027
01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:20,600
Speaker 1: Was I ever in middle school? Yes, I've heard the

1028
01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:24,720
Speaker 1: Richard gear Gerbil story. Um. I don't know what else

1029
01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:28,440
Speaker 1: to say about it. And in case you're thinking like, oh,

1030
01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:31,880
Speaker 1: these animals are fine with it, maybe you are think that.

1031
01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:34,080
Speaker 1: I don't think you are. Listener, I want you to

1032
01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:38,000
Speaker 1: probably I don't think that about you, But I don't know.

1033
01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:40,800
Speaker 1: Some people are like animals don't feel pain the same

1034
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:43,600
Speaker 1: way as us. They don't see it's sex the same way.

1035
01:02:43,720 --> 01:02:46,000
Speaker 1: So maybe they have just have a totally They're completely

1036
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:48,680
Speaker 1: oblivious to what's happening to them, and they don't care.

1037
01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:50,520
Speaker 1: Maybe you thought that, I don't know. I would like

1038
01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:54,120
Speaker 1: to disillusion that from you right now, because there's an

1039
01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:57,000
Speaker 1: article out of Germany that talked about a farmer who

1040
01:02:57,080 --> 01:03:00,880
Speaker 1: noticed that he his once friendly flock of sheep had

1041
01:03:00,920 --> 01:03:05,080
Speaker 1: suddenly started shying away from human contact. And he was like,

1042
01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:08,200
Speaker 1: what's that about. So he rigged a camera in his

1043
01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:13,919
Speaker 1: barn and at night noticed a line of multiple men

1044
01:03:14,560 --> 01:03:18,480
Speaker 1: going into his barn and sexually abusing his flock. Oh

1045
01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:21,480
Speaker 1: my god. So then he went to a government official

1046
01:03:21,480 --> 01:03:24,960
Speaker 1: about it, and she was like talking to the you know,

1047
01:03:25,120 --> 01:03:26,760
Speaker 1: talking to the press about how they needed to really

1048
01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:29,160
Speaker 1: crack down and this sort of thing. She's the only

1049
01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:32,800
Speaker 1: person that I've seen use the phrase animal brothel like

1050
01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:36,560
Speaker 1: she was like, we now have animal brothels in Germany

1051
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Speaker 1: as a like kind of talking about this barn. I guess,

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01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:43,560
Speaker 1: But again, that doesn't really say that there's an animal

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Speaker 1: brothel that you can walk up to and be like,

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Speaker 1: here's a hundred dollars, give me an ostrich, I'm on

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Speaker 1: my way or whatever. Um. But you know the internet.

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Speaker 1: But you know the Internet, oh yeah, very hard, ran

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01:03:55,680 --> 01:03:59,080
Speaker 1: ran all the way with it around the world twice.

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Speaker 1: And I guess this is kind of a brothel. I mean,

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01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:05,520
Speaker 1: there's a multiple man going into a place. But it's

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Speaker 1: not like the farmer was like a pimp and he

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01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:09,520
Speaker 1: has like I gotta sign out. He has like a

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Speaker 1: neon sign like girls here, shape this way, live livestock, live,

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Speaker 1: live stock, live stock, here man eat fuzzy singles in

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01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:31,280
Speaker 1: your area angles, Oh my god, so speculation station. His

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01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:35,800
Speaker 1: neighbor was like, you know, I've got a million dollar idea. No,

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Speaker 1: we're all the lonely hearts out there. But it's also

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Speaker 1: nothing like a brothel because again there's there's they're they're

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Speaker 1: coming in and abusing these sheep, Right, what are the

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01:04:45,120 --> 01:04:47,400
Speaker 1: sheep getting from damaging them? They're now they're afraid of

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01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:51,440
Speaker 1: human contact, to be touched by humans, to be like

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01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:53,880
Speaker 1: sheared and milked and all that type of ship. So

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Speaker 1: that's really fucked up for the farmer too, that he's like,

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Speaker 1: now my animals are messed up, and I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: live a life up in here. And also like totally

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01:05:02,960 --> 01:05:05,480
Speaker 1: aside from the animal thing, but I'm like multiple men

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01:05:05,560 --> 01:05:08,640
Speaker 1: were lined up and went in there and like simultaneously,

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01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:13,479
Speaker 1: I mean just on a privacy level, I'm uncomfortable with that. Yeah,

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01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:15,840
Speaker 1: like you're all in the room at the same time.

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Speaker 1: Different sheep. It's very strange to me. A lot of

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01:05:20,840 --> 01:05:24,280
Speaker 1: this has been very strange. Yeah, I was morally outraged

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Speaker 1: by this idea. And again I just want to say, Denmark,

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01:05:29,720 --> 01:05:33,760
Speaker 1: we're fans of you. I don't think you're all a sheep,

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01:05:33,840 --> 01:05:37,440
Speaker 1: but this is a wild check on your neighbors. I

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01:05:37,480 --> 01:05:42,640
Speaker 1: guess friends. I think it shouldn't be a lot and

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01:05:42,760 --> 01:05:45,840
Speaker 1: who knows. Again, I don't know the statistics for people

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01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:47,960
Speaker 1: having sex with animals in the US, So it's not

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01:05:48,080 --> 01:05:52,680
Speaker 1: about casting judgment because this could be rampant worldwide. But

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01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:55,200
Speaker 1: these are the stats that came up when we researched

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01:05:56,040 --> 01:06:00,640
Speaker 1: it concerning Yeah, don't don't don't have sex with animals. Yeah,

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01:06:01,360 --> 01:06:04,400
Speaker 1: if you take one thing from this episode, I hope

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01:06:04,440 --> 01:06:07,160
Speaker 1: it's don't have sex with animals. I hope you didn't

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01:06:07,200 --> 01:06:09,520
Speaker 1: have to take that from this episode. Um, but if

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01:06:09,520 --> 01:06:12,320
Speaker 1: you did need to, just please just find something. There's

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01:06:12,360 --> 01:06:15,480
Speaker 1: another way. There's so many other ways. Fuck a watermelon

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01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:19,920
Speaker 1: like you know, doesn't care, Yeah, or a pillow like

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01:06:19,960 --> 01:06:23,600
Speaker 1: on big mouths. Lots of pillows out there. Uh, what

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01:06:23,640 --> 01:06:27,720
Speaker 1: other alternatives to animals can we offer to have sex with? Well?

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01:06:28,080 --> 01:06:31,680
Speaker 1: In Train Spotting, the novel Um, he digs a hole

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01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:38,920
Speaker 1: in the dirt and fox it. That's I can't just unsanitary,

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01:06:38,960 --> 01:06:41,000
Speaker 1: it's the only word coming to mind. And it's like

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01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:43,760
Speaker 1: I don't even have to explain that. Literally dirt really

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01:06:43,840 --> 01:06:48,880
Speaker 1: dry problem, Maybe have a hard time digging a hole,

1103
01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:56,920
Speaker 1: Just poke your dick in the mud. But we all

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01:06:56,920 --> 01:06:58,920
Speaker 1: know about the pie. We all know about the pie.

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01:06:59,080 --> 01:07:00,960
Speaker 1: We can do a pie. There's lots of you know,

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01:07:01,040 --> 01:07:05,360
Speaker 1: anything with a whole or a or a protruding you

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01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:10,040
Speaker 1: know not or whatever that anything that's not a living thing.

1108
01:07:12,280 --> 01:07:20,280
Speaker 1: To please please your town, Yeah, marry your town, go

1109
01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:26,680
Speaker 1: to town on your town. I feel like this is

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Speaker 1: only going to get sillier from here. Oh my god. Well,

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01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:34,200
Speaker 1: I hope you enjoyed this episode about some innocent some

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01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:39,040
Speaker 1: not so innocent animal couplings. Yeah. Yeah, we had some

1113
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Speaker 1: some lovely adorable, like we said, just symbolic, silly little marriages,

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01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:48,200
Speaker 1: and and some people who are just ticking their dicken

1115
01:07:48,240 --> 01:07:52,880
Speaker 1: things where they don't belong um or not dick. Sometimes

1116
01:07:52,880 --> 01:07:55,520
Speaker 1: it's sometimes things were people without dicks doing this, and

1117
01:07:55,560 --> 01:08:02,840
Speaker 1: that's getting yeah. Yeah, either way, I just stammering because

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01:08:03,160 --> 01:08:04,720
Speaker 1: I don't know what to say about it. And then

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01:08:04,760 --> 01:08:06,560
Speaker 1: I you know, I'm not even getting into some of

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01:08:06,600 --> 01:08:08,720
Speaker 1: the ship that I read, but I will never thank

1121
01:08:08,760 --> 01:08:12,120
Speaker 1: you tell you about because it was so gross and

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01:08:12,600 --> 01:08:16,320
Speaker 1: some of the ways people were talking about it. I

1123
01:08:16,360 --> 01:08:20,600
Speaker 1: was like, you're either trolling or you're very sick, and

1124
01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:23,479
Speaker 1: I can't tell, to be honest, which one it is.

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01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:26,200
Speaker 1: It is upsetting some some of it was upsetting. I

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01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:27,720
Speaker 1: don't want to upset you. We just want to have

1127
01:08:27,720 --> 01:08:31,840
Speaker 1: a good time. That's what we're here for. Um, So yeah,

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01:08:31,960 --> 01:08:34,040
Speaker 1: let us know what you thought. Of course, this is

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01:08:34,320 --> 01:08:35,920
Speaker 1: a bit of a different episode than we' We haven't

1130
01:08:35,920 --> 01:08:38,120
Speaker 1: done one of these out there episodes in a while,

1131
01:08:39,479 --> 01:08:43,240
Speaker 1: but but I think they're fun to drop in when

1132
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Speaker 1: when we find them. Yeah, people are weird. People are weird,

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Speaker 1: and they keep finding new ways to express themselves. Let's say,

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01:08:50,240 --> 01:08:52,240
Speaker 1: there you go. That's a nice way to put it. Yeah,

1135
01:08:52,360 --> 01:08:56,000
Speaker 1: probably too nice, nicer than some deserve. But please let

1136
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Speaker 1: us know what you thought. Why didn't you shoot us

1137
01:08:57,439 --> 01:09:00,320
Speaker 1: an email romance at I heart media dot com or

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Speaker 1: slide into the d m s on Twitter and Instagram.

1139
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Speaker 1: I'm at Dynamite Boom and I'm at oh great, it's

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Speaker 1: Eli and the show is at ridic Romance and don't

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01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:13,879
Speaker 1: forget February the premiere of Ridiculous Crime. Yes, so excited

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Speaker 1: for them to keep an air out for them and

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01:09:16,320 --> 01:09:17,760
Speaker 1: keep an air off for us. We'll be back with

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Speaker 1: another episode later this week. Thanks for listening. By so

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01:09:22,080 --> 01:09:25,840
Speaker 1: long friends, it's time to go. Thanks so listening to

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01:09:26,040 --> 01:09:30,120
Speaker 1: our show. Tell your friends names Uncle Sandez to listen

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Speaker 1: to our show, Ridiculous Well Nance