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Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to Hollywood Handbook. An insider's guide to kicking

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Speaker 1: button dropping names in the red carpet lineback hallways, of

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Speaker 1: a week of the show. Exciting week for us. We

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Speaker 3: I realized I've been talking the whole time on this

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Speaker 2: Can you tell me about voice? He hung up? Sorry.

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Speaker 2: Sure, and then it it does not want to be

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Speaker 1: last week, and what did you think? I mean, I

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Speaker 1: don't I don't want it's my show. I don't want

439
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 1: to say that. It's like like my show's a great

440
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:54,520
Speaker 1: show or whatever. But like, how did you think it

441
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:55,080
Speaker 1: was going.

442
00:24:55,359 --> 00:24:56,320
Speaker 2: I thought it was excellent.

443
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,399
Speaker 1: Did you think that Jake was funny?

444
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:03,719
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, he's perfect. And what about Tom? Tom was okay? Okay,

445
00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:07,960
Speaker 2: oh cool, that's fine. Did you it's great? Tom was great?

446
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:11,760
Speaker 2: Thank you. I'm glad you upgraded. Okay, great. You did

447
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:15,800
Speaker 2: a fair amount of work to make sure his medals

448
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:19,239
Speaker 2: didn't didn't bump into the microphone. That seemed like there

449
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:21,720
Speaker 2: was a fair amount of trouble with he had so

450
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:26,040
Speaker 2: many medals on that uniform he was wearing. Yeah, from

451
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,280
Speaker 2: an engineer's point of view, was that a challenge? Well?

452
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:31,600
Speaker 2: I even taped a lot of them beforehand with electronic

453
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:35,120
Speaker 2: with electrical tape, electronic electronic tape and had it dead

454
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:41,400
Speaker 2: in the sound led Yeah, same, yeah, like Daft punk tape. Exactly.

455
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:46,320
Speaker 2: Is that the tape they put for a like to simulate.

456
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:50,600
Speaker 1: Robot Yeahs running across the say like robot party time.

457
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Speaker 2: That's the exact tape I used on Jake last week.

458
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Speaker 1: Okay, Still, that's such an interesting part of the process. Anyway,

459
00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:02,159
Speaker 1: we were recording the show and then I noticed I

460
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:04,639
Speaker 1: don't know who noticed it first, but my headphone is

461
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:08,479
Speaker 1: starting to get really hot and I thought that it

462
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:12,639
Speaker 1: was just you, uh, Andrew Jason fucking up. But then

463
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:18,720
Speaker 1: I hear in the in the headphones this strange voice

464
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:22,800
Speaker 1: that was kind of like like a scary monster voice

465
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:29,159
Speaker 1: saying greetings, hayes, Tom and and Sean. I mean, I

466
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:31,040
Speaker 1: guess he thought Sean was on the shore, but he

467
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:33,840
Speaker 1: was off that week. And then the computer screen that

468
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:37,439
Speaker 1: you have in here starts to go staticky, and then

469
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:41,920
Speaker 1: I see on it the face of anonymous, like one

470
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:47,840
Speaker 1: of these anonymous guys had taken over the soundboard and

471
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Speaker 1: the computer. Has that ever happened to you before or No?

472
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:53,679
Speaker 2: That was weird. That was the very first time. Okay,

473
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Speaker 2: And were you scared Tom when that was happening? Very

474
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:58,160
Speaker 2: I was scared because.

475
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Speaker 1: Okay, because at the time you were saying, I'm not scared,

476
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:04,679
Speaker 1: I'm brave. Yeah, but I said it repeatedly. Yeah, you

477
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:07,480
Speaker 1: were saying it a lot. Yeah, And it's good to

478
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:10,159
Speaker 1: know now that you were scared, because.

479
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:14,639
Speaker 2: I swear one of the things with that anonymous face

480
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:18,200
Speaker 2: is that it's a mask. Right, Yes, I would bet.

481
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:23,440
Speaker 2: I would have bet the farm that that face changed

482
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:25,560
Speaker 2: a little bit, like I could see him smile, and

483
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:28,280
Speaker 2: then I could see that that was scared sad, and

484
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:30,480
Speaker 2: then he looked like quizzically quizzical.

485
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Speaker 1: I actually I think I thought that was happening for

486
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:35,280
Speaker 1: a second too. I think he was putting on different

487
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:38,480
Speaker 1: masks because he was turning around and then it would

488
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:40,480
Speaker 1: come back as a different face. So I could definitely

489
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:43,760
Speaker 1: see how you thought that his face was changing. But

490
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:46,800
Speaker 1: I think that he was turning around, he was actually

491
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:47,760
Speaker 1: putting a different mask.

492
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Speaker 2: Is that why he was saying that it would probably

493
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:54,800
Speaker 2: go something like this, and then he turned.

494
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 1: Around and he would stay turned around for a really

495
00:27:56,880 --> 00:28:00,719
Speaker 1: long time. Yeah, and then he would turn back. Uh.

496
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

497
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:03,040
Speaker 1: He would say if I were smile like, it would

498
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:06,320
Speaker 1: probably go something like this, yeah, and then come back

499
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 1: with a different mask on.

500
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 2: So I was changing masks. Then that's like the But

501
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 2: that's why there was also just like he kept like

502
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:17,720
Speaker 2: shaking these keys with his hand. It's like a misdirect

503
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:19,880
Speaker 2: I was looking at the keys the whole.

504
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:21,920
Speaker 1: Time he had the keys. They were very shiny.

505
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:25,200
Speaker 2: Yes, and that's what he must have been doing, because

506
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:27,640
Speaker 2: that's like a magician. That's like magic one oh one.

507
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 1: Yes, it's what you're not seeing that's being the most

508
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 1: of the magic. Yes, so this anonymous guy's on the screen,

509
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,720
Speaker 1: I think he was mostly mad. Now it makes me

510
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 1: think that maybe Jake was involved in the Armed Forces

511
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:45,479
Speaker 1: in some way, because I know Anonymous is mad at

512
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:48,960
Speaker 1: them right now, and so I think maybe that was

513
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:53,000
Speaker 1: why they showed up to like take over the show anyway,

514
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:58,200
Speaker 1: and then the train because like people know, this is

515
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:02,400
Speaker 1: we're recording this in tom Studio, which is in an

516
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 1: abandoned train yard.

517
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:05,760
Speaker 2: Not abandoned.

518
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,440
Speaker 1: It's not abandoned, yes, because we're going to be shut

519
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:09,080
Speaker 1: down soon.

520
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 2: It's it's in the process of being.

521
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:17,000
Speaker 1: Down decommissioned, yes, yes, an imminently decommissioned train yard.

522
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:22,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, which has certainly not helped the climate around here

523
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:26,120
Speaker 2: in terms of safety, right because once the word got

524
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:29,440
Speaker 2: out that they were shutting this thing down, it was

525
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:34,200
Speaker 2: like a magnet for just for every piece of trash

526
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:38,640
Speaker 2: to come here and just wreak havoc however they chose to.

527
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:41,840
Speaker 1: And a lot of scrapping I noticed has been going on.

528
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 1: Sometimes mid show, a big piece of sheet metal will

529
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 1: be ripped, ripped out of the wall, which affects the

530
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:49,640
Speaker 1: warmth of the sound.

531
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Speaker 2: When that happens, it does it makes it a little

532
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 2: bouncier than I choose. I also have a a it's

533
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:03,240
Speaker 2: not as just not It used to be more communal

534
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:07,600
Speaker 2: to be around the flaming garbage can with the other people,

535
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 2: and now it just feels like it's just not the same.

536
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 2: It just feels like it it just feels like it's

537
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 2: it's skunked, like a skunked beer. You ever have a

538
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 2: skunked beer? Yeah, where it's really hot, like yeah, where

539
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:26,479
Speaker 2: somebody's like, who left this beer in the sun and

540
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:28,960
Speaker 2: it's like boiling hot. But you don't want to look

541
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 2: like a loser, Yeah, who can't handle a.

542
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 1: See Yeah, Like so they're like, chug chugged, yeah, but

543
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,120
Speaker 1: it is so hot.

544
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:40,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you're just like in your mind, you're

545
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 2: just like, well, it's just skunked. Yeah. But if I

546
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:45,440
Speaker 2: if I stop drinking this thing, they're all gonna think

547
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:50,880
Speaker 2: I'm a loser. I gotta chug this skunked beer. And

548
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:53,920
Speaker 2: then I chug it. And then the worst thing is

549
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:58,360
Speaker 2: when they go, that was a chug, so nice, Let's

550
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:03,680
Speaker 2: do it twice, And then I hate that chance chug

551
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 2: that was a chug so nice, Let's do it twice?

552
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:10,280
Speaker 2: That was a chug? So nice, let's and it's so weird,

553
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 2: too long, a one syllable, too many at the top. Yeah,

554
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:17,480
Speaker 2: but they love it. Yeah, but then I chug another

555
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 2: one just because I want to fit in.

556
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,360
Speaker 1: It's interesting that you could say, you know about the

557
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:27,320
Speaker 1: communal fire trash barrel and stuff, because when we were

558
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:33,000
Speaker 1: being pulled away on the train that had been electronically

559
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:37,560
Speaker 1: commandeered by anonymous, we were yelling for help through the

560
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 1: big holes in the wall to your friends in the yard.

561
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 1: And I think they were maybe pretending they couldn't hear us,

562
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 1: because it like it like they were definitely close enough

563
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:54,479
Speaker 1: to hear us saying like like call for help.

564
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 2: They did start singing their du up louder when they

565
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:00,960
Speaker 2: heard that. I think that way they could just pretend

566
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:04,200
Speaker 2: it's just like, hey, we were singing just our we're

567
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:10,600
Speaker 2: singing like get a job around the garbage flaming garbage can,

568
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 2: and we just were doing all our parts on that.

569
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 1: And then the deep voice guy was really bringing it

570
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 1: more than he was, like doll, he was doing it hard, much.

571
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 2: Much showier than he usually is. I know, he was

572
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:32,640
Speaker 2: trying to drown us out. Not cool with him, So

573
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:37,120
Speaker 2: that's yeah, I did not share my baked beans with

574
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:37,920
Speaker 2: him today.

575
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:46,440
Speaker 1: So we're going along the rail line through a secret

576
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 1: sort of cyber tunnel. I guess this network of cyber

577
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 1: tunnels that they already have in place. Went to their

578
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:58,960
Speaker 1: headquarters at the bottom of the ocean. Yeah, and they

579
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:02,680
Speaker 1: they I guess they started interrogating us, but they they

580
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:03,680
Speaker 1: didn't really want to.

581
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 2: They talked about like Hollywood stuff.

582
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:08,800
Speaker 1: I guess they wanted to know about different things because

583
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:11,880
Speaker 1: they're you know, they're mad about the piracy things and stuff.

584
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 1: But I think they mostly wanted to know how to

585
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:22,240
Speaker 1: throw and catch a baseball. Did that happen to you.

586
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:25,880
Speaker 2: With them? Did they ever bring that up?

587
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:29,760
Speaker 1: Because like when they first came into my interrogation, Yeah,

588
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 1: they there was like a ball and glove sitting there already,

589
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:37,240
Speaker 1: and they were starting to ask me questions about like

590
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:40,560
Speaker 1: the business stuff, and they were like, Oh, that's that's funny,

591
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 1: Like you know, there's a thing there, like I wonder

592
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:46,360
Speaker 1: how I would use that, like if I wanted to.

593
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 1: Like it seemed like they just wanted someone to teach them.

594
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:54,480
Speaker 2: Sure, mine was different. They did ask me about Hollywood stuff.

595
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 2: The thing they kept grilling me about was the movie

596
00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 2: Django unchained. Mm hmm. They want to know why King

597
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 2: Schultz played by Christoph Walts. Oh, yeah, King Schultz, why

598
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:13,680
Speaker 2: he just didn't go himself to Candyland and get Broomhilda

599
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 2: out that why did he have to bring Jango with him?

600
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:23,040
Speaker 2: Because it just made the situation so much trickier that

601
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 2: it was going to just heat.

602
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:28,279
Speaker 1: Up because those because all the guys that he was

603
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:35,799
Speaker 1: going to meet in Candyland explicitly hate black people, right

604
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:39,399
Speaker 1: I guess so, and so bringing a free black man

605
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:44,640
Speaker 1: into that environment would immediately make this situation super charged

606
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 1: with tension. And what he should want is to be

607
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:51,839
Speaker 1: able to sort of like sneak in there quietly or.

608
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:56,960
Speaker 2: Rolling by himself, just make the deal and split. They

609
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 2: wanted to know why that happened, And then I told

610
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:04,360
Speaker 2: him that that's what we call showmanship. There'd be no

611
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:07,800
Speaker 2: movie to watch, and we can't let the fun police

612
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:09,600
Speaker 2: slow us down.

613
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:11,839
Speaker 1: Okay, And did they like that?

614
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:13,959
Speaker 2: They got it? They got it, They got it because

615
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 2: they're working on a screenplay. Yeah, Anonymous is working on

616
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:23,759
Speaker 2: a specscript a fresh off the boat. Okay.

617
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:26,680
Speaker 1: Now, I wonder if that had something to do with

618
00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:30,440
Speaker 1: the playing catch thing, because it might be an episode

619
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 1: where the dad, the main dad, is teaching the funny

620
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:42,040
Speaker 1: rapping boy how to do catch.

621
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:44,719
Speaker 2: Because they also asked me if I had any Cypress

622
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:48,560
Speaker 2: Hill cts that they could borrow and if I could

623
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:53,239
Speaker 2: catch them up on like Onyx, like on mid nineties

624
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:58,440
Speaker 2: hip hop. Because I guess anonymous, I guess they're they're

625
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:02,800
Speaker 2: really taking this rush off the boat spec script pretty seriously.

626
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:06,800
Speaker 1: Okay, I guess so. And it was like they needed

627
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,439
Speaker 1: with the catch thing they did. They needed help because

628
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 1: they were just using their hands like only if you

629
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 1: can imagine someone throwing a ball using only their hand

630
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 1: and like no other part of their arm, like you know,

631
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 1: like a dinosaur, not turning their hips at all, just

632
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 1: their hand. And when they would catch the ball, they

633
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 1: would move their bodies out of the way of the

634
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:35,799
Speaker 1: ball's path and hold their arm as far out away

635
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 1: from their bodies as they could and try and catch

636
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:43,239
Speaker 1: it that way, so they were almost turn turned away

637
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 1: facing away from the ball.

638
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:49,120
Speaker 2: It's yeah, I don't think sports is a huge part

639
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:52,880
Speaker 2: of that whole culture. Yeah, but I give them credit

640
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:57,399
Speaker 2: for really immersing themselves in to what a character would do.

641
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 2: So they're their for their fresh off the boat. Spec

642
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:07,400
Speaker 2: they really just want to know about playing catch and onyx.

643
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 1: But they were nice. They ended up being pretty nice

644
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 1: until uh.

645
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:17,240
Speaker 2: We were.

646
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,080
Speaker 1: You know, I assume I can talk about this is

647
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:22,680
Speaker 1: what happened. Like we were all sort of sitting in

648
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:28,320
Speaker 1: the den area and you walked in with some of

649
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:30,160
Speaker 1: the other guys and they asked you to take your

650
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:33,920
Speaker 1: shoes off before you win the den because of the rug,

651
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:38,120
Speaker 1: and I guess you, like, it's not my thing. You

652
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 1: don't like to take your shoes off.

653
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 2: Well, just don't have that kind of rug. It's like,

654
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 2: that's what you said.

655
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:48,920
Speaker 1: But yeah, just under given the circumstances where like they

656
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:52,839
Speaker 1: had demonstrated so much power to us and we were

657
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:56,080
Speaker 1: essentially their captives, for you to say, just don't have

658
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:59,720
Speaker 1: that kind of rug. For me being in that situation

659
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:02,920
Speaker 1: with you, I remember thinking, like, I wish you like

660
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 1: wouldn't say that, but I.

661
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 2: Guess you just really don't like to take your shoes off.

662
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:13,240
Speaker 2: It's not my again, especially underwater, it's not my thing. Okay.

663
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:16,240
Speaker 2: I just if you're gonna have if you're gonna invite

664
00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:19,160
Speaker 2: people into your house, yeah, have the nice rug in

665
00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:21,239
Speaker 2: the back of the house. That's your private side of

666
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:25,799
Speaker 2: the house. Uh huh right, yeah, or at least have

667
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 2: like a foyer where people could have their shoes on.

668
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 1: Well, this wasn't the living room. This was like the den.

669
00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 1: I mean it's more of like a hangout. It's a

670
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:37,840
Speaker 1: more relaxed sort of hangout space.

671
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,759
Speaker 2: I just wasn't into it. I just wasn't into it.

672
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:44,920
Speaker 1: And taking their shoes off is nobody's thing, don't you know,

673
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:49,040
Speaker 1: Like no one says taking my shoes off is my thing.

674
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:51,480
Speaker 2: So when you say, well, when I said, if I'll

675
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 2: take my shoes off, if you take those masks off, yeah, yeah,

676
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 2: they didn't like that. They don't like taking their masks.

677
00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:01,759
Speaker 2: And then the guy turned around, shook some keys, and

678
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:04,839
Speaker 2: then hit a very mad lay in his face when

679
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 2: he turned back around. Yeah, he looked angry. And then

680
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:13,160
Speaker 2: I made a joke and then he started shaking his keys,

681
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:15,399
Speaker 2: and he turned back and had a very stern look

682
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:18,920
Speaker 2: on his face. He did not think that joke was good.

683
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:26,160
Speaker 1: So, I mean, I guess pretty soon after that we

684
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 1: got the I guess renditioned is that the word for it,

685
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:35,200
Speaker 1: like with you know, the black hoods over our head

686
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 1: and stuff taken on a long trip, and I don't know,

687
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:46,360
Speaker 1: Like it's hard to know because like we couldn't see

688
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:49,319
Speaker 1: like exactly what the what was going on.

689
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:52,319
Speaker 2: I think for a while we were on.

690
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 1: A boat, yeah, which I think might have actually been

691
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 1: an Incubus cruise. I remember hearing did you hear pardon me?

692
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:12,440
Speaker 2: There was like an un it sounded unplugged and outside yeah,

693
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:17,319
Speaker 2: like like this is like the warm up stuff on

694
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:20,000
Speaker 2: the cruise, like the real show will be on like

695
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 2: Saturday night.

696
00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 1: Yes, but it felt sort of like fake, unrehearsed to me,

697
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:27,920
Speaker 1: where like a bunch of people were gathered around and

698
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:32,040
Speaker 1: like Brandon just comes out and it's like, hey, guys, like,

699
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:33,800
Speaker 1: do you mind if we like play a few songs,

700
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 1: and then like everyone jeered as if they were on

701
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:41,719
Speaker 1: this boat to see Incubus. And that's what made me

702
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:44,240
Speaker 1: think it was an Incubus cruise, because he did pardon

703
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:46,040
Speaker 1: me and he did drive.

704
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:54,240
Speaker 2: Unplugged unplugged. Yeah, I that makes sense now. I didn't

705
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 2: think about I guess, you know, usually what did you

706
00:40:57,040 --> 00:41:01,160
Speaker 2: think was happening at the time. I thought that somebody

707
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:06,480
Speaker 2: with the world's worst iPod was doing some sort of

708
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 2: like system test, like and they were playing like some

709
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:16,400
Speaker 2: like live shows live Incubus that they had on their iPod.

710
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:18,880
Speaker 2: I should have noticed that the it did it. It

711
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:23,799
Speaker 2: smelled like sea air too write yes, yes, now that

712
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 2: comes together and you just piece the things and I

713
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:33,560
Speaker 2: cant just it was an Incubus party crew, like a

714
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:34,920
Speaker 2: party cruise. Yeah.

715
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:40,120
Speaker 1: And I think they weren't the only band that was there.

716
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:43,759
Speaker 1: I think Fuel was there mm hmm, because I heard

717
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:46,319
Speaker 1: because I think they were playing in like a much

718
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:51,760
Speaker 1: lower performance base because I heard hemorrhage in my hand

719
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:54,759
Speaker 1: but like really muffled, so it sounded like they were

720
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:58,200
Speaker 1: sort of relegated to like the low low deck.

721
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:03,520
Speaker 2: Sure, And I remember hearing this is all coming together now.

722
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 2: I remember hearing a guy playing an acoustic guitar version

723
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:15,240
Speaker 2: of Bodies, which must have been the dude from Drowning.

724
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:17,480
Speaker 1: I think it was, Yes, but he was like.

725
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:21,520
Speaker 2: Doing this like it was like let the bodies hit

726
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:23,200
Speaker 2: the floor, Let the bodies.

727
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:25,719
Speaker 1: It was sort of a soulful like rail of montane

728
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:28,320
Speaker 1: version of Yes of Bodies.

729
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:30,960
Speaker 2: Or like when Dave Grohl does like acoustic songs and

730
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:34,320
Speaker 2: he sings in that voice where he's like if anything

731
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:39,239
Speaker 2: could ever be this real. Suddenly he sings. Suddenly he's

732
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:42,800
Speaker 2: doing this whisper singing that it's like really not singing

733
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 2: at all. No, he's it's like he's doing an as

734
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 2: MR video to the tune of ever Long. Yeah, if

735
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:57,720
Speaker 2: anything could ever be this real forever, if anything could

736
00:42:57,719 --> 00:43:03,080
Speaker 2: ever be this real? Oh yeah, the only thing I

737
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:10,359
Speaker 2: ever I'm gonna You've got the promised stuff, and he did.

738
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:13,040
Speaker 2: He even messes up like I just did.

739
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:17,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just doing a faithful recreation right when he

740
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:21,680
Speaker 1: does those versions, just to show how casual and intimate

741
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:26,239
Speaker 1: a setting it really is, because like for songs like that,

742
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:28,880
Speaker 1: you want to feel like you're not listening to like

743
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:30,840
Speaker 1: a professional.

744
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:35,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that was the drowning pool dude. Was the

745
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:37,759
Speaker 2: giveaway for me now looking.

746
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:40,799
Speaker 1: Back that we were on an acoustic.

747
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 2: Ink of this crew. Yes, so that took a while

748
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:49,279
Speaker 2: though we were That was very long.

749
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:51,799
Speaker 1: I think it was a cruise the world.

750
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 2: And there were a couple stand ups. Did you hear

751
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:57,479
Speaker 2: stand up? Yes?

752
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:02,319
Speaker 1: I absolutely did. I think I heard Joe Cooy and

753
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:08,120
Speaker 1: Brian Callen, Yes, definitely heard Brian Collen. I heard Rich Voss.

754
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 2: Yes, I remember hearing they were doing like a mystery

755
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:23,000
Speaker 2: science theater kind of thing to hang over to, but no, awesome.

756
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:25,359
Speaker 2: But they weren't making fun of it. They were just saying, like,

757
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:28,760
Speaker 2: nothing to make fun of here, guys, this is the best.

758
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 1: Movie they talked about. They talked about what a what

759
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:33,399
Speaker 1: a good piece of business it was.

760
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, just how a franchise popped out of this thing,

761
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,840
Speaker 2: and how it was a good thing. They locked everyone

762
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:45,319
Speaker 2: into a three picture deal. Like it was weirdly. It

763
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:48,839
Speaker 2: was weirdly inside it was like weirdly industry talk.

764
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 1: But it also it didn't seem like they had seen

765
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 1: the first hangover or that they knew there was a

766
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:59,840
Speaker 1: first hangover. But they were still enjoying this movie on

767
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:02,799
Speaker 1: on its marit, yes, but kind of catching up.

768
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:06,160
Speaker 2: I remember some people were having a hard time following it.

769
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:12,719
Speaker 2: They were just like, what someone's lost. I don't know

770
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:17,680
Speaker 2: what's going on here. And then he has a Mike

771
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:19,520
Speaker 2: Tyson tattoo on his face.

772
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:22,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, the guy that didn't seem to pay off for

773
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:25,840
Speaker 1: them like it should. Like I remember when I saw it,

774
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:29,160
Speaker 1: like I was busting up because I had seen the

775
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:32,160
Speaker 1: Mike Tyson tattoo on Mike Tyson's face and the first

776
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:35,480
Speaker 1: one sure, But if I hadn't seen that, I don't

777
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:37,759
Speaker 1: know if I would have been capable of enjoying it

778
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:41,920
Speaker 1: as much when I saw it on at Helms's character's face.

779
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 1: I believe his name is Marv.

780
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:47,080
Speaker 2: Marv Yes.

781
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:54,360
Speaker 1: And of course the guy who gets lost Doug. Doug,

782
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:57,959
Speaker 1: that's who I am. And the wolf Pack you're Doug

783
00:45:58,239 --> 00:46:01,600
Speaker 1: and the wolf pack up by friends. That's sort of

784
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:03,360
Speaker 1: a Dug what.

785
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:06,520
Speaker 2: I'm the type of guy who likes to say, which

786
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:10,600
Speaker 2: one are you? I'm more of a a Is there

787
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:14,399
Speaker 2: a ray? Yeah, I'm more of a ray because I'm

788
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:16,680
Speaker 2: the kind of guy who just like, if my friend

789
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:20,279
Speaker 2: is like a doctor, I'm just like I call him

790
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:23,839
Speaker 2: and I just say, like paging doctor, you know, and

791
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:29,080
Speaker 2: then just the worst homophobic word you can say after that,

792
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:31,760
Speaker 2: I just throw that around like it's nobody's business.

793
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 1: Yeah that's right, you know. And he's like, stop being

794
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:36,320
Speaker 1: a doctor and like come on the trip.

795
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:39,520
Speaker 2: And then I steal his pharmaceutical pad and he's like, no,

796
00:46:39,719 --> 00:46:40,399
Speaker 2: give it back.

797
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 1: And Junior Jason, which one are you in the wolf pack?

798
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:52,759
Speaker 1: This sounds like it's maybe an emotional subject for you.

799
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:57,520
Speaker 2: I haven't asked this a lot it's hard to go

800
00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:01,160
Speaker 2: back again to something you hear over and over.

801
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:05,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't mean, and I like, I didn't mean

802
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:07,600
Speaker 1: to like raise any like old demons for you.

803
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:11,279
Speaker 2: When I asked about like the Ken Jong character and

804
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:14,440
Speaker 2: mister change, you're mister Chang. That's what I've been told.

805
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, the character, the name of his character and everything

806
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:20,960
Speaker 1: he's ever done.

807
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:24,040
Speaker 2: That that's me h.

808
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:26,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I could see how that would be.

809
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:32,320
Speaker 2: Land up in trunks a lot naked, naked and the nude. Yeah. Yeah,

810
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 2: so I think that's probably why. Okay, that would I

811
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:39,120
Speaker 2: can see why they would if that's what's going on

812
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:42,439
Speaker 2: with you. I could see why people would make leap

813
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:44,360
Speaker 2: to call that connection. Yeah.

814
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:47,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, because he's also not actually in the wolf pack.

815
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:54,240
Speaker 1: The wolf pack is Alan Alan of course, Ray, Ray, Marv,

816
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:57,880
Speaker 1: Marv and du and Dug. Yeah duh. So if I

817
00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:00,759
Speaker 1: had to choose, I could choose one of those. No,

818
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:04,680
Speaker 1: it's your friend. You decide with your friends. Yeah, none

819
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:07,440
Speaker 1: of us choose our wolf pack designation.

820
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:11,360
Speaker 2: No, you just know whether it's you. And if you

821
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:14,640
Speaker 2: know you're a doctor Kim, then you're a doctor Ken.

822
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:18,200
Speaker 2: It's okay. I think I just know him and doctor

823
00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:19,880
Speaker 2: Ken Yeah.

824
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:22,560
Speaker 1: Anyway, we're gonna take a break. It's just getting a

825
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:27,279
Speaker 1: little sad and we uh, we're on the around the

826
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:29,560
Speaker 1: world and this cruise and we'll talk about it more

827
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:34,719
Speaker 1: when we come back on Hollywood Handbook. Hey guys, we're

828
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:38,919
Speaker 1: back on Hollywood Handbook. Normally we would do a theme

829
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:43,000
Speaker 1: song to announce this, but this is it's a different

830
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:45,160
Speaker 1: kind of show where we're just telling the story of.

831
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:48,880
Speaker 2: What Jake said. I could say, what up, what up?

832
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:56,359
Speaker 1: That it is not Jake's purview necessarily, okay, and so

833
00:48:56,680 --> 00:49:00,400
Speaker 1: this is something that I would really rather do.

834
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:02,879
Speaker 2: But because you've.

835
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:05,720
Speaker 1: Sort of asserted your authority in that in that area,

836
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:09,080
Speaker 1: and so is Jake, I'm gonna ask engineer Jason to

837
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:10,080
Speaker 1: say what up?

838
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:12,040
Speaker 2: What out? What up? What up?

839
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:16,239
Speaker 1: And that's why we don't play with it, because it

840
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:20,879
Speaker 1: can be a disaster when just anyone is doing it.

841
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:29,240
Speaker 2: Twenty fifteen's ending now, m my, you guys are Hollywood

842
00:49:29,239 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 2: Handbooks so hot? Now my show, the best show is

843
00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:36,840
Speaker 2: in the in the mix.

844
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:41,840
Speaker 1: It's I forgot to congratulate Eurosoe number five of the Equipper.

845
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:45,239
Speaker 2: Number five, we mean number five on the list. You

846
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:52,040
Speaker 2: guys are two. I'm five I just I just need

847
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:56,400
Speaker 2: some of that, some of that Hollywood handbooks shine a

848
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:56,799
Speaker 2: little bit.

849
00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:58,879
Speaker 1: And by the way, the reader's poll is the one

850
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:01,000
Speaker 1: that's the most important to us because that's the fans,

851
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:04,320
Speaker 1: that's the people, and it is more prestigious.

852
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:11,239
Speaker 2: A reader's poll is always more prestigious. Like you couldn't

853
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:15,840
Speaker 2: find two people in Hollywood who would say, if I

854
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:19,480
Speaker 2: had a choice between an Oscar or a People's Choice Award,

855
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:21,400
Speaker 2: I would take a People's Choice award.

856
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:25,719
Speaker 1: Every time, everything that involves a fan vote is understood

857
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:29,800
Speaker 1: to be sure the purest expression of excellence.

858
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:32,080
Speaker 2: Because no one votes multiple times.

859
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:37,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, like when Yao Ming would play five games and

860
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:41,239
Speaker 1: get injured and then win the All Star voting by

861
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:42,920
Speaker 1: like ten million.

862
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:47,560
Speaker 2: Votes yes, and be the starting center for the for.

863
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:50,720
Speaker 1: The or like when we are a mere yogurt who's

864
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:54,720
Speaker 1: like forty seven years old is in the top three

865
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:57,359
Speaker 1: in NHL All Star Game voting this year and has

866
00:50:57,400 --> 00:51:01,399
Speaker 1: to go on television and say, please, please don't make

867
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:02,640
Speaker 1: me play in this game.

868
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:10,000
Speaker 2: My legs hurt. Yes, fan votes are good, but on

869
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:15,839
Speaker 2: the to because because Derek Jeter HM put up some

870
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 2: of the strongest numbers of anyone in baseball during the

871
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:22,520
Speaker 2: final couple of years of his career.

872
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:25,399
Speaker 1: H that must have been why people were cheering every

873
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:26,600
Speaker 1: time he came up to bed.

874
00:51:26,719 --> 00:51:30,319
Speaker 2: He was getting better and better and better, and then

875
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:34,839
Speaker 2: he quit at the top of his game. Yeah, so

876
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:39,959
Speaker 2: the fan the fans said, your second best after who

877
00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:46,320
Speaker 2: the Flop House? Okay, and I'm fifth best.

878
00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:51,799
Speaker 1: And by the way, yes, I mean obviously the Flophouse

879
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:56,120
Speaker 1: best podcast of for sure. I think it's what they're

880
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:59,239
Speaker 1: doing with the.

881
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:05,959
Speaker 2: Events, says all pop culture and the discussion unimpeachable. It's

882
00:52:06,239 --> 00:52:10,920
Speaker 2: the master. So I I was just That's why I

883
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,520
Speaker 2: tried the showing thing on for a second. I tried

884
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:16,160
Speaker 2: it on for size. Jake said, I could I guess

885
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:18,520
Speaker 2: he was speaking out of school.

886
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:22,279
Speaker 1: Did you ask? Did you come to him and say

887
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:24,400
Speaker 1: can I do this? What was that conversation?

888
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:24,719
Speaker 3: Like?

889
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:27,880
Speaker 2: Not so in not so many words.

890
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:30,280
Speaker 1: I find it hard to believe that he would approach

891
00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:34,440
Speaker 1: you and say, Tom, I'd like you to to And

892
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:38,320
Speaker 1: the way you say he said you could do it

893
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:43,840
Speaker 1: suggested me that you came to him and.

894
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:45,359
Speaker 2: It went down. Okay, this is how it went down.

895
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:51,520
Speaker 2: I said to him, guess who I'm doing an impression?

896
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:55,799
Speaker 2: Of and then he said, okay, let's hear it. And

897
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:57,799
Speaker 2: then I went what up? What up? And he's like

898
00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:00,880
Speaker 2: what is that? He's like, what is that, Seawan? And

899
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:08,920
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah.

900
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:08,160
Speaker 1: And so, and that's this is the end of the conversation.

901
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:09,200
Speaker 2: Okay.

902
00:53:09,239 --> 00:53:12,080
Speaker 1: I didn't know if the pause. I imagine there was

903
00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:13,920
Speaker 1: a pause of a conversation after that.

904
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:16,080
Speaker 2: No, he walked out of the road halfway through I

905
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:18,879
Speaker 2: was talking. He just walked away. He does it a

906
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:21,160
Speaker 2: fair amount. He just I'll be in the middle of

907
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:23,799
Speaker 2: saying something and he just either looks at his phone

908
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:26,760
Speaker 2: or just actually walks out of the room.

909
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:30,759
Speaker 1: But he did know that you were doing Sean, which

910
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:34,239
Speaker 1: I guess in your mind is permission to I.

911
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:36,839
Speaker 2: Guess now I look back, that was not. It was

912
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:42,000
Speaker 2: not as as complete a permission as I thought it was.

913
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:45,440
Speaker 2: But it's like if he's if Sean's going to miss

914
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:48,759
Speaker 2: an episode while he's on these adventures, it's like mm hmm,

915
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:52,120
Speaker 2: I think they rotated out three stooges and.

916
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, Sean is some Sean is calling

917
00:53:56,200 --> 00:54:00,960
Speaker 1: me the voice choice makes the phone very cold.

918
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:06,160
Speaker 2: Okay, you should have put if only you had that

919
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:10,319
Speaker 2: last week with the hot headphones. I know, we could

920
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:11,680
Speaker 2: have just done the show.

921
00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:15,000
Speaker 1: I could have put my cold phot yes under one

922
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:15,799
Speaker 1: of my ears and.

923
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:20,920
Speaker 2: Would have canceled. We could have passed your hot your

924
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:25,120
Speaker 2: cold phone around and gotten through it. Anyway, I should

925
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:25,440
Speaker 2: take this.

926
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:30,800
Speaker 3: Hey, Sean, Cookie, it's the Clem Dog with another real

927
00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:36,600
Speaker 3: phone call that is happening now and uh, and you

928
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:39,600
Speaker 3: can just confirm that by saying yes right now.

929
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:41,319
Speaker 1: Yes, it's real. I mean you don't have to say

930
00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:42,440
Speaker 1: that anyway.

931
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:43,560
Speaker 2: Cookie.

932
00:54:43,719 --> 00:54:47,200
Speaker 3: Uh, this is me and Uh, I'm the clem Dog

933
00:54:47,239 --> 00:54:50,120
Speaker 3: and I'm calling with a little update on super Argo,

934
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:55,160
Speaker 3: which is slightly stressful. One thing that happened is uh,

935
00:54:55,239 --> 00:54:59,120
Speaker 3: I think we all thought everyone else involved was a

936
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:03,440
Speaker 3: little more famili with the movie that we were pretending

937
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:05,759
Speaker 3: to do where they pretend to do a movie, and

938
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:09,279
Speaker 3: a lot of us had maybe only watched a screener

939
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:12,319
Speaker 3: maybe after some turkey about a year and a half

940
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:18,360
Speaker 3: two years ago, and don't really know. One thing we

941
00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:23,080
Speaker 3: do remember is that it was very, very tense trying

942
00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:25,200
Speaker 3: to get to the front of a line for like

943
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:30,480
Speaker 3: a checkpoint, and that they did that about three times

944
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:34,680
Speaker 3: in the last half hour of the movie. And we

945
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:38,239
Speaker 3: have the part of our mission coming up where we

946
00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:41,880
Speaker 3: have to do checkpoints, and we're very stressed about it

947
00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:44,399
Speaker 3: cause I don't know how we're going to get through

948
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:46,719
Speaker 3: three of them. I don't remember how they got through it.

949
00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:49,560
Speaker 3: I just remember there was sort of like a ticking clock, like,

950
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:52,400
Speaker 3: oh no, what about the thing when we get to

951
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:56,400
Speaker 3: the checkpoint. Yeah, that happened and then immediately happened again,

952
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:59,759
Speaker 3: and then immediately happened again in that movie, And we're

953
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:03,040
Speaker 3: a that that might happen to us and then happen

954
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:07,000
Speaker 3: to us again, and then happen to us again, and

955
00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:10,839
Speaker 3: so we're feeling very scared. We have tried to get

956
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:13,160
Speaker 3: in touch with some of the people who did that movie,

957
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:19,000
Speaker 3: but really all of them. All we've gotten back is

958
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:23,040
Speaker 3: they are still saying our go fuck yourself. That's very

959
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:27,520
Speaker 3: funny to them, is funny to me too, and I

960
00:56:27,719 --> 00:56:31,319
Speaker 3: have been laughing, but I've also been trying to tell them, hey,

961
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:33,320
Speaker 3: we really need help. We're trying to do this super

962
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:35,399
Speaker 3: Argo mission in this country where they have a lot

963
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:37,680
Speaker 3: of saying I can't say the name of the country,

964
00:56:37,719 --> 00:56:41,000
Speaker 3: but it's one of the mean ones, and we're trying

965
00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:45,040
Speaker 3: to do something special and be heroes, and you guys

966
00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:47,200
Speaker 3: are making it hard because when we ask you a question,

967
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:50,759
Speaker 3: you just go our, go fuck yourself, and we crack up,

968
00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:53,160
Speaker 3: just as we did when we watched that.

969
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:55,279
Speaker 2: Screener two years ago, maybe three years ago.

970
00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:59,640
Speaker 3: And so that is fun and we could all use

971
00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:03,880
Speaker 3: some le but it also is not great, just because

972
00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:08,200
Speaker 3: what we're dealing with is we might get stopped at

973
00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:11,719
Speaker 3: a checkpoint, maybe die. And my only hope is that

974
00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:14,360
Speaker 3: there's one guy who seems really difficult and like not

975
00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:16,760
Speaker 3: on board with the plan, and that he'll step up

976
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:19,560
Speaker 3: and be a hero, like what I think happened at

977
00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:23,640
Speaker 3: the end of the Argo, the original, not the original Argo,

978
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:25,720
Speaker 3: the Argo where they were the real Argo where they

979
00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:27,880
Speaker 3: were pretending to make a movie called Argo that was

980
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:29,680
Speaker 3: a fake movie that I guess at one point was

981
00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:32,280
Speaker 3: a real movie and it was based on a true story.

982
00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:34,720
Speaker 3: So now we're doing a fake version of that real

983
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:36,800
Speaker 3: movie where they were pretending to make a real movie

984
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:41,520
Speaker 3: in a fake way. So anyway, that's all the news

985
00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:42,960
Speaker 3: from the super Argo front.

986
00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:45,080
Speaker 2: And uh, oh, I forgot to say hi to the guest.

987
00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:48,080
Speaker 2: Hey guess hey Sean, it's Tom Sharp want.

988
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:49,880
Speaker 1: That's so kind.

989
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:52,680
Speaker 3: And then hey, is what's been going on with you?

990
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:53,960
Speaker 3: I barely talk to you.

991
00:57:54,280 --> 00:57:54,600
Speaker 2: Nothing.

992
00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:58,320
Speaker 1: We're just recording the show. No, no, it's good. It's

993
00:57:58,360 --> 00:58:01,120
Speaker 1: not a bad Yeah, yes, okay, it's good.

994
00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:05,320
Speaker 3: Oh well, hopefully they'll have more in time for when

995
00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:10,440
Speaker 3: you need it. So stay crack a lacking and don't

996
00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:14,480
Speaker 3: and don't start slacking. And if you do see Alan Arkin,

997
00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:17,320
Speaker 3: please tell him that I was not doing a joke

998
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:20,360
Speaker 3: when I talked to him, and that we really could

999
00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:23,120
Speaker 3: use some clarity on how they got through the obstacles

1000
00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:24,560
Speaker 3: at the checkpoints in that movie.

1001
00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:26,800
Speaker 2: Thank you, Sean. I wanted to ask if I was

1002
00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:28,480
Speaker 2: going to use your cas gone.

1003
00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:32,040
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it gets a little shorter every time too.

1004
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:36,280
Speaker 1: Every one of my voice choice calls has been shorter

1005
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:39,240
Speaker 1: than the last one by exactly thirty seconds.

1006
00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:41,400
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, But I wanted to ask him for

1007
00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:45,600
Speaker 2: permission to maybe pinch hit once in a while. He's

1008
00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:48,920
Speaker 2: going to be out and about right, I could pinch

1009
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:51,880
Speaker 2: hit for him, jump in and kind of co host

1010
00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:55,160
Speaker 2: the show, just be him, the way the Three Stooges

1011
00:58:55,200 --> 00:59:00,240
Speaker 2: had like Curly and then when Curly split, they had

1012
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:03,720
Speaker 2: a guy named like Curly Joe, Like I could be

1013
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:10,400
Speaker 2: like I could be like like Sean Junior when it's

1014
00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:12,840
Speaker 2: like you know what I mean, for like an episode

1015
00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:15,200
Speaker 2: of the show, I could be Sewan, Like we got

1016
00:59:15,240 --> 00:59:17,880
Speaker 2: Sean Junior this week in the chair, and then at

1017
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:21,400
Speaker 2: the end of the episode would be like playing Sean Jr.

1018
00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:25,120
Speaker 2: Tom Sharpling played Sean Jr. On the show this week.

1019
00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:26,920
Speaker 1: At the end of the episode, at the end of Yeah,

1020
00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:31,880
Speaker 1: so you want to basically play Sean on the show

1021
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:34,400
Speaker 1: and not be yourself.

1022
00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:38,200
Speaker 2: I figure it would get me into the rhythm that

1023
00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:41,240
Speaker 2: I could take that to my back to your show

1024
00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:45,120
Speaker 2: and then yeah, and then it's maybe jump a couple spots,

1025
00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:49,040
Speaker 2: a couple of rungs. Yeah, yeah, Now what's what's shemp?

1026
00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:50,280
Speaker 2: What's shemp?

1027
00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:50,720
Speaker 1: Mm hmm?

1028
00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:57,160
Speaker 2: He was I think it went curly. Then they then

1029
00:59:57,240 --> 01:00:00,520
Speaker 2: curly split and then they put a guy in shemp.

1030
01:00:00,520 --> 01:00:04,240
Speaker 1: And that is what they make that smoky stuff out

1031
01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:08,560
Speaker 1: of what do you mean the sticky yeah, sticky icky, right.

1032
01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:13,000
Speaker 2: They make that out of shed. You know. George Washington,

1033
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:16,840
Speaker 2: George Washington used to grow chef. He grew that. That's what.

1034
01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:20,720
Speaker 2: Because there's a secret history to this whole country that

1035
01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:23,320
Speaker 2: a lot of people are just scared to talk about.

1036
01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:27,960
Speaker 2: And that's the kind of stuff is that Thomas Jefferson

1037
01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:34,120
Speaker 2: was a was a he grew all that that chronic right.

1038
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:36,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you think they were growing that stuff

1039
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:37,880
Speaker 1: for make rope?

1040
01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:42,080
Speaker 2: Now? If it was if it was today then or

1041
01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:45,840
Speaker 2: then today, Thomas Jefferson would not even be able to

1042
01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:49,480
Speaker 2: run for office because he would be too busy running

1043
01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:55,720
Speaker 2: his chain of dispensaries in Los Angeles. He'd be so

1044
01:00:55,960 --> 01:00:59,720
Speaker 2: caught up in making sure the doctors were just that

1045
01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:03,640
Speaker 2: they're pens were full of ink to for somebody to

1046
01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:07,640
Speaker 2: come in and go, I have headaches, and then they go,

1047
01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:09,280
Speaker 2: here's your card.

1048
01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:14,000
Speaker 1: And he needs someone to spend the side, someone in

1049
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:18,000
Speaker 1: sunglasses with big green leaves on him to spend the

1050
01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:21,080
Speaker 1: sign that says doctor cush.

1051
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:27,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, he'd be called he'd be called doctor Cush. Thomas Jefferson.

1052
01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:32,320
Speaker 2: He'd be like, bro, I ain't got time. He'd probably

1053
01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:36,080
Speaker 2: have a podcast where he talked about weed. Right. Yes,

1054
01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:42,800
Speaker 2: So in some alternate universe, Doug Benson and Thomas Jefferson

1055
01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:48,000
Speaker 2: are the same person. I guess that means that is

1056
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:48,520
Speaker 2: that a thing?

1057
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:52,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I can imagine I can honestly imagine Doug

1058
01:01:52,160 --> 01:01:57,320
Speaker 1: Benson roaming Monticello. Mm hmm, And I guess I'm pregnating

1059
01:01:57,360 --> 01:01:59,320
Speaker 1: a slave and lying about it.

1060
01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:05,280
Speaker 2: But with one of those big balloons full of what's

1061
01:02:05,280 --> 01:02:07,959
Speaker 2: in those things? I'm assuming that's weed smoke in there?

1062
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:14,560
Speaker 2: What about picture this and I'm pitching this out. Any

1063
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:19,000
Speaker 2: of these weed centric entertainers could use this.

1064
01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:28,600
Speaker 1: Wait, weed centric the entertainer. You're talking about weed centric

1065
01:02:28,640 --> 01:02:29,160
Speaker 1: the entertator.

1066
01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:34,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he What about a hot air balloon filled

1067
01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:37,360
Speaker 2: with just pot smoke? Just picture that thing.

1068
01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:41,120
Speaker 1: Oh, the guy watch this smoke. It's so bad, like

1069
01:02:41,240 --> 01:02:44,040
Speaker 1: suck it all out. But if he does, the balloon

1070
01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:44,800
Speaker 1: will fall.

1071
01:02:45,640 --> 01:02:49,400
Speaker 2: Or what if they're in a balloon that's like going

1072
01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:51,680
Speaker 2: gonna go and it's just going too high and it's

1073
01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:55,439
Speaker 2: gonna go into space because someone pulled, like the thing

1074
01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:58,640
Speaker 2: is jammed or something quick. Who's gonna eat all this smoke?

1075
01:02:58,760 --> 01:03:01,200
Speaker 2: And then suddenly you turn around and then it's like bump,

1076
01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:06,120
Speaker 2: bout out bound bounce, and it's like Snoop dogg, isn't it.

1077
01:03:06,160 --> 01:03:09,880
Speaker 1: Suddenly you turn around at the hot air balloon. This

1078
01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:20,440
Speaker 1: new guy is in there, and he just goes.

1079
01:03:24,280 --> 01:03:28,080
Speaker 2: And then the balloon lands safely and then he just

1080
01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:31,920
Speaker 2: and they say thank you. If it's Snoop Dogg, or

1081
01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:36,840
Speaker 2: we'd centric the entertainer or Doug Benson or whichever one

1082
01:03:36,880 --> 01:03:42,600
Speaker 2: of these pot comedians or pot entertainers we have, and

1083
01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:44,280
Speaker 2: then they would just be on the ground and then

1084
01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:48,720
Speaker 2: they would just go thank you for saving us. He'd

1085
01:03:48,720 --> 01:03:53,360
Speaker 2: say something like like, I'm higher now on the ground

1086
01:03:53,720 --> 01:03:56,000
Speaker 2: than I was in that balloon.

1087
01:03:56,200 --> 01:04:03,840
Speaker 1: That's good, and they were almost in space. We do

1088
01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:08,640
Speaker 1: want to quickly finish. Oh, yes, the story of what happened. Basically,

1089
01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:12,200
Speaker 1: I think we all like when we were sort of

1090
01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:14,040
Speaker 1: let out the cruise, I think we all got sold

1091
01:04:14,040 --> 01:04:20,400
Speaker 1: to the Taliban, and I remember, you know, me sort

1092
01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:22,960
Speaker 1: of being in a cage and like sort of a

1093
01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:26,880
Speaker 1: human zoo that they were running there. But you joined

1094
01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:28,360
Speaker 1: the Taliban immediately.

1095
01:04:28,760 --> 01:04:33,400
Speaker 2: I got caught up in it. I'll admit I'm I'm

1096
01:04:33,480 --> 01:04:35,920
Speaker 2: kind of a go with the crowd kind of guy.

1097
01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:39,560
Speaker 2: It's like if there's if I'm in a thing and

1098
01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:43,000
Speaker 2: somebody goes like, hey, what do you think of Star Wars?

1099
01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:45,200
Speaker 2: And I'm just being like, well did you think of

1100
01:04:45,240 --> 01:04:47,440
Speaker 2: Star Wars? And they'll be like, I thought it was

1101
01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:49,480
Speaker 2: good of it. I thought it was good too, right,

1102
01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:51,480
Speaker 2: or if they're just like I'll be like, hey, what

1103
01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:52,920
Speaker 2: do you think of Star Wars? I'll be like, what

1104
01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:55,240
Speaker 2: did you think? They're like, I thought it sucked, Like, yeah,

1105
01:04:55,280 --> 01:04:56,520
Speaker 2: it sucked so in.

1106
01:04:56,600 --> 01:05:00,000
Speaker 1: The end in this case, but instead of liking Star Wars,

1107
01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:01,680
Speaker 1: in this case, it was hey, what do you think

1108
01:05:01,720 --> 01:05:04,320
Speaker 1: about killing this journalist?

1109
01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:06,000
Speaker 2: And I was like, well, what do you think about

1110
01:05:06,120 --> 01:05:08,480
Speaker 2: killing this journalist? And they're like, I think we're going

1111
01:05:08,560 --> 01:05:11,600
Speaker 2: to do it, and I was like, okay, yeah, let's

1112
01:05:11,680 --> 01:05:14,240
Speaker 2: do let's do it. But then I always managed to

1113
01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:19,680
Speaker 2: like slide into the back right, you know, it's like

1114
01:05:19,720 --> 01:05:21,960
Speaker 2: a I did notice that. It's like a It's like

1115
01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:25,919
Speaker 2: if there's a classroom, I'm always sitting in the last row.

1116
01:05:26,040 --> 01:05:27,880
Speaker 2: And I just was doing that a whole lot with

1117
01:05:27,920 --> 01:05:30,840
Speaker 2: these guys, where I would just be like, is anyone thirsty?

1118
01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:33,120
Speaker 2: Like I would say that a fair amount, and I

1119
01:05:33,160 --> 01:05:35,520
Speaker 2: would be like, should just I'll go, I'll go fill the.

1120
01:05:35,480 --> 01:05:39,000
Speaker 1: Canteens, right, and people they were thirsty a lot like pairamount.

1121
01:05:39,040 --> 01:05:40,280
Speaker 2: It is very hot, very hot.

1122
01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:45,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, you were very mean to me in the sort

1123
01:05:45,640 --> 01:05:50,840
Speaker 1: of dining tent area. I guess the cafeteria equivalent that

1124
01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:53,120
Speaker 1: they had you called me a lot of and I

1125
01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:55,320
Speaker 1: understand it's like a very high pressure situation, but you

1126
01:05:55,440 --> 01:05:57,280
Speaker 1: call it like a goat's mother.

1127
01:05:57,560 --> 01:06:01,680
Speaker 2: And then afterwards I was like, like, I'm so sorry,

1128
01:06:01,920 --> 01:06:03,880
Speaker 2: Like I would just whisper that. I would say like

1129
01:06:05,520 --> 01:06:07,720
Speaker 2: there's a reason here. Yeah, I would be like, there's

1130
01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:12,280
Speaker 2: a reason why you're in this human zoo, you dirty animal.

1131
01:06:12,320 --> 01:06:15,600
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry, you know, I don't feel this.

1132
01:06:15,520 --> 01:06:21,520
Speaker 1: Way so any And then I think we did see

1133
01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:25,840
Speaker 1: Sean walking by at one point, but he was destroyed,

1134
01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:29,480
Speaker 1: like he had sort of that poofy like ben Affleck hair,

1135
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:34,400
Speaker 1: which at the time I didn't really understand, uh, And

1136
01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:41,840
Speaker 1: I remember yelling out to him, but it seemed like

1137
01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:46,880
Speaker 1: he was trying to do a scene where he and

1138
01:06:47,160 --> 01:06:51,080
Speaker 1: a sort of John Goodman type were meeting at like

1139
01:06:51,280 --> 01:06:54,640
Speaker 1: the smokehouse in Burbag Yeah, but like in the middle

1140
01:06:54,680 --> 01:06:56,840
Speaker 1: of the desert across from Warner Brothers.

1141
01:06:56,960 --> 01:06:57,280
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1142
01:06:58,080 --> 01:07:02,160
Speaker 1: And I think he was just like very distracted by that.

1143
01:07:02,880 --> 01:07:05,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought he was doing. I thought he was

1144
01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:08,400
Speaker 2: going for an American hustle thing with his hair at first,

1145
01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:11,320
Speaker 2: but then you were like the.

1146
01:07:11,240 --> 01:07:14,280
Speaker 1: Part was so far to one side, and then it

1147
01:07:14,480 --> 01:07:16,840
Speaker 1: was like such a big poofy part.

1148
01:07:17,040 --> 01:07:18,840
Speaker 2: You were like, no, it's Argo, and I was like,

1149
01:07:19,320 --> 01:07:23,960
Speaker 2: shut up, you filthy animal. I think you're right, as

1150
01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:27,560
Speaker 2: I think it actually is Argo. You're right. I'm sorry.

1151
01:07:27,840 --> 01:07:29,439
Speaker 2: It's not American auscol it's Argo.

1152
01:07:30,440 --> 01:07:32,440
Speaker 1: And so that's how it turns out we were able

1153
01:07:32,480 --> 01:07:36,360
Speaker 1: to secure a release because I guess it turns out

1154
01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:39,840
Speaker 1: that Scott Ackerman is like kind of friends with the Taliban.

1155
01:07:42,840 --> 01:07:48,320
Speaker 1: He It was strange, how because we I remember, like,

1156
01:07:49,360 --> 01:07:54,320
Speaker 1: we mentioned that we did podcasting and that we knew

1157
01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:56,640
Speaker 1: Scott Ackerman, and they were like, oh, Scott Ackerman.

1158
01:07:56,920 --> 01:08:00,360
Speaker 2: Yeah. And it's first of all, it's funny how they

1159
01:08:00,400 --> 01:08:04,360
Speaker 2: sound like Larry David over there. No, that's exactly yeah,

1160
01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:08,960
Speaker 2: what they what they sound like? Yeah. But I remember

1161
01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:13,400
Speaker 2: Scott said something very powerful at the at the end

1162
01:08:13,440 --> 01:08:17,120
Speaker 2: of all this. He was like, he said, there are

1163
01:08:17,160 --> 01:08:24,080
Speaker 2: no countries. It's just five or six corporations. Yeah, and

1164
01:08:24,160 --> 01:08:28,240
Speaker 2: I play all of them like a fiddle. And then

1165
01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:32,920
Speaker 2: he gave me a Howell dot Fm premium subscription for

1166
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:34,800
Speaker 2: one month. Only one month. I thought he would at

1167
01:08:34,880 --> 01:08:36,760
Speaker 2: least give me six free months.

1168
01:08:37,040 --> 01:08:39,680
Speaker 1: And I liked the I mean he said explicitly that

1169
01:08:39,840 --> 01:08:43,599
Speaker 1: mid mid roll Media is one of the five ers.

1170
01:08:44,600 --> 01:08:48,400
Speaker 2: He said, Bilderberg Group, It's it's.

1171
01:08:48,640 --> 01:08:54,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, Haliburton, it's the Builderberg Group, Bechdel, Jakeheed Marton.

1172
01:08:56,400 --> 01:09:06,360
Speaker 2: Mid Roll mid Roll, Hey on Sean Is Sean is

1173
01:09:06,520 --> 01:09:09,679
Speaker 2: calling me again? I really have to ask him about

1174
01:09:09,680 --> 01:09:12,280
Speaker 2: this because I think there's a play to be had here. Okay,

1175
01:09:12,360 --> 01:09:15,640
Speaker 2: let me let me just get in a question. Sean Is.

1176
01:09:15,920 --> 01:09:21,120
Speaker 3: It's me Hey by clam Dog. Another update. Sorry to

1177
01:09:21,160 --> 01:09:24,880
Speaker 3: call in again, so much now doing so much phone calls. Yeah,

1178
01:09:24,920 --> 01:09:27,920
Speaker 3: but this is another real one. And it's not pre recorded,

1179
01:09:28,040 --> 01:09:30,840
Speaker 3: And not that I feel the need to prove it,

1180
01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:33,320
Speaker 3: but if it was pre recorded, would I leave a

1181
01:09:33,360 --> 01:09:35,719
Speaker 3: space right now for you to say like what?

1182
01:09:36,600 --> 01:09:39,839
Speaker 2: No, I don't. I don't think you would anyway.

1183
01:09:41,040 --> 01:09:44,640
Speaker 3: I'm the cluser and I am on the phone, and

1184
01:09:44,680 --> 01:09:46,800
Speaker 3: I just want to say false alarm. I know things

1185
01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:49,120
Speaker 3: sounded a little hairy the last time I updated you

1186
01:09:49,200 --> 01:09:53,280
Speaker 3: on Super Argo UH, and it was a real concern

1187
01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:56,840
Speaker 3: for us. We were not as familiar as the movie,

1188
01:09:57,200 --> 01:09:59,240
Speaker 3: uh with the movie as we should have been, and

1189
01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:02,800
Speaker 3: we were free picking out. But as it turns out,

1190
01:10:03,240 --> 01:10:10,240
Speaker 3: we were in uh Island. It's sand, but it was

1191
01:10:10,320 --> 01:10:12,559
Speaker 3: not a scary place, like we thought, we are on

1192
01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:16,599
Speaker 3: a beach and it's Hawaii. So what wound up happening

1193
01:10:16,800 --> 01:10:21,120
Speaker 3: is we just threw on an Is record that's the

1194
01:10:21,160 --> 01:10:25,320
Speaker 3: guy who sings over the rainbow so pretty, and we

1195
01:10:25,360 --> 01:10:28,719
Speaker 3: all just chilled out hang out on the beach, careful

1196
01:10:28,720 --> 01:10:31,599
Speaker 3: for jellyfish, but other than that, just let loosen have fun.

1197
01:10:32,560 --> 01:10:35,960
Speaker 3: And it wound up not being that big o mission

1198
01:10:36,080 --> 01:10:39,639
Speaker 3: so much as it was just a Hawaiian Christmas for us,

1199
01:10:40,720 --> 01:10:46,480
Speaker 3: maliicly macha and so anyway, if anyone was scared, I'm okay.

1200
01:10:46,520 --> 01:10:50,200
Speaker 3: Better than okay, I'm chilling out in a grass skirt,

1201
01:10:50,240 --> 01:10:55,639
Speaker 3: straight up shaking my can can. So everybody, you stay cool.

1202
01:10:56,080 --> 01:10:58,400
Speaker 3: I hope you have a good New Year. And this

1203
01:10:58,479 --> 01:11:00,240
Speaker 3: has been a real phone call, and just tell me

1204
01:11:00,280 --> 01:11:01,760
Speaker 3: what you're we're talking about.

1205
01:11:01,840 --> 01:11:04,240
Speaker 1: Right before I called, we're just finishing the show.

1206
01:11:04,479 --> 01:11:06,160
Speaker 2: I I do didn't hear you.

1207
01:11:06,640 --> 01:11:11,639
Speaker 3: Anyway, we will have to jam soon. And the super

1208
01:11:11,720 --> 01:11:15,160
Speaker 3: Argo mission was ultimately a success without us having to

1209
01:11:15,200 --> 01:11:19,000
Speaker 3: do our go, which was, you know, good but not

1210
01:11:19,120 --> 01:11:21,080
Speaker 3: great from what I recall from I think four or

1211
01:11:21,120 --> 01:11:23,400
Speaker 3: five years ago when I saw it the one time.

1212
01:11:23,720 --> 01:11:28,160
Speaker 1: So all right, Uh, well, just before.

1213
01:11:30,439 --> 01:11:32,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would like to just before you bounce on.

1214
01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:36,000
Speaker 1: I think there was a connection issue. Uh. I am

1215
01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:40,799
Speaker 1: a little concerned that he thinks he's in Hawaii because

1216
01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:47,439
Speaker 1: when we were in waziris Dan, Yeah, we we definitely

1217
01:11:47,439 --> 01:11:48,559
Speaker 1: did see him.

1218
01:11:48,800 --> 01:11:49,439
Speaker 2: Oh there.

1219
01:11:49,520 --> 01:11:54,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I wonder if if potentially he's been tricked

1220
01:11:54,080 --> 01:11:55,760
Speaker 1: by the Taliban into thinking that.

1221
01:11:56,600 --> 01:11:59,120
Speaker 2: So he might be in some sort of tropic thunder

1222
01:11:59,200 --> 01:12:03,920
Speaker 2: situation where he thinks he's in a he thinks but

1223
01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:06,960
Speaker 2: it's the opposite, right, because he thinks.

1224
01:12:06,960 --> 01:12:12,599
Speaker 1: He thinks he's on a Hawaiian vacation, but yeah, he's

1225
01:12:12,640 --> 01:12:15,879
Speaker 1: actually I mean, it's a little bit like the Larry

1226
01:12:15,960 --> 01:12:18,640
Speaker 1: the Cable Guy movie.

1227
01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:22,040
Speaker 2: Which one the one where he rides that jet. Oh

1228
01:12:22,080 --> 01:12:24,960
Speaker 2: that's not it's a prilo set commercial. I thought it

1229
01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:28,200
Speaker 2: was an action movie for a second, but it's a

1230
01:12:28,400 --> 01:12:30,919
Speaker 2: movie where it's a commercial where he's.

1231
01:12:31,800 --> 01:12:35,880
Speaker 1: It's not Larry the Cable Guy Health Inspector. It's not

1232
01:12:35,960 --> 01:12:39,960
Speaker 1: Witless Protection. It's Delta Farce, Delta Farce. It's a little

1233
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:44,200
Speaker 1: bit like Delta Farce. Is is Bill Ingvall in that one?

1234
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:45,679
Speaker 2: Yes? He is at that one?

1235
01:12:45,960 --> 01:12:50,320
Speaker 1: Yes, it stars Bill, Larry the Cable Guy DJ Qualls

1236
01:12:50,360 --> 01:12:52,040
Speaker 1: and Danny trey Hoe.

1237
01:12:53,600 --> 01:12:55,080
Speaker 2: How'd they get Danny tray hooe.

1238
01:12:56,520 --> 01:12:58,240
Speaker 1: He doesn't do just anything.

1239
01:12:57,920 --> 01:13:02,679
Speaker 2: No, he doesn't. Sure he's done three I think three

1240
01:13:03,400 --> 01:13:09,439
Speaker 2: badass movies so far where he's bringing to life that

1241
01:13:09,520 --> 01:13:12,759
Speaker 2: guy who got into that old man who got into

1242
01:13:12,800 --> 01:13:16,519
Speaker 2: a fight on a bus with some kids. Where he's

1243
01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:21,320
Speaker 2: done at least two of those. But he's very selective

1244
01:13:21,360 --> 01:13:25,360
Speaker 2: about the things he does. He first, the first thing

1245
01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:31,760
Speaker 2: he says is he's like the is like, is the

1246
01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:35,719
Speaker 2: check going to clear? And then second thing he says

1247
01:13:35,800 --> 01:13:41,360
Speaker 2: is with or without my vest? Am I shirtless with

1248
01:13:41,439 --> 01:13:45,479
Speaker 2: a vest or not? Yea? And then the next thing

1249
01:13:45,560 --> 01:13:50,679
Speaker 2: he says is do I bring my machete to set

1250
01:13:50,840 --> 01:13:57,479
Speaker 2: or not? And then he asks about Crafty. He wants

1251
01:13:57,520 --> 01:14:00,760
Speaker 2: to make sure that there's a fish option at Crafty.

1252
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:05,839
Speaker 2: He's he's a prescantarian. He's just sick of the chicken.

1253
01:14:06,680 --> 01:14:10,639
Speaker 2: He's just sick of the chicken. Anyway.

1254
01:14:10,760 --> 01:14:15,360
Speaker 1: So we are back safely, thanks to uh, thanks to

1255
01:14:15,360 --> 01:14:19,240
Speaker 1: Scott Ackerman. I guess the Taliban said they owed him

1256
01:14:19,240 --> 01:14:23,360
Speaker 1: a favor or something. And we're excited to get going

1257
01:14:23,400 --> 01:14:27,280
Speaker 1: back into the show. We will be going dark again.

1258
01:14:27,680 --> 01:14:34,920
Speaker 1: Next week, Sean is continuing on his vacation. And I know,

1259
01:14:35,120 --> 01:14:37,840
Speaker 1: if you know, you say that you could just like

1260
01:14:37,960 --> 01:14:40,360
Speaker 1: jump in and I guess we will, like Junior, Yeah,

1261
01:14:40,360 --> 01:14:41,559
Speaker 1: I guess we can.

1262
01:14:41,640 --> 01:14:42,880
Speaker 2: We can begin that conversation.

1263
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:45,599
Speaker 1: But but I'll say that, I guess if we don't

1264
01:14:45,600 --> 01:14:49,280
Speaker 1: have an episode next week, then just assume that those

1265
01:14:49,320 --> 01:14:52,880
Speaker 1: conversations didn't go well.

1266
01:14:54,320 --> 01:14:58,360
Speaker 2: Well, you see Hayes, if and I'm doing the thing now.

1267
01:14:58,680 --> 01:15:01,559
Speaker 1: No, it's a does it sounds a lot like him

1268
01:15:01,920 --> 01:15:03,160
Speaker 1: the way he says you see.

1269
01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:09,200
Speaker 2: You see in movie. It's yeah, it's a. It's great

1270
01:15:09,200 --> 01:15:10,840
Speaker 2: with be. I don't have it down as much as

1271
01:15:10,880 --> 01:15:12,920
Speaker 2: I thought I did. I thought I had the thing

1272
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:13,880
Speaker 2: down so much more.

1273
01:15:14,040 --> 01:15:16,280
Speaker 1: I have two words that you say twice.

1274
01:15:16,400 --> 01:15:18,679
Speaker 2: I was doing it in the shower. What up? What up? Yeah?

1275
01:15:19,400 --> 01:15:23,120
Speaker 2: And then you see Hayes And then I thought I

1276
01:15:23,160 --> 01:15:25,639
Speaker 2: could just that would like start it. But I realized

1277
01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:27,000
Speaker 2: I should have worked on it more.

1278
01:15:28,360 --> 01:15:33,320
Speaker 1: So again it could happen next week. We'll see what

1279
01:15:33,320 --> 01:15:36,600
Speaker 1: what what results we get with your sort of practice?

1280
01:15:37,640 --> 01:15:41,439
Speaker 2: Yes, Hayes, you see if we see I lost it again. God,

1281
01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:44,880
Speaker 2: damn it. I thought I had the voice down. I

1282
01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:48,880
Speaker 2: could feel one he wouldn't say it at this point

1283
01:15:48,920 --> 01:15:50,960
Speaker 2: of the show, though, this is the last place he'd

1284
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:51,360
Speaker 2: say it.

1285
01:15:51,439 --> 01:15:52,880
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I guess you can do. We can

1286
01:15:52,960 --> 01:15:56,599
Speaker 1: give the pro version to h Silver Woman, which is

1287
01:15:58,040 --> 01:16:00,880
Speaker 1: like a little introduction to Sean Sean Jude.

1288
01:16:01,360 --> 01:16:06,400
Speaker 2: You see silver Girl? You what up? What up? Silver girl?

1289
01:16:07,160 --> 01:16:11,200
Speaker 2: You who? It's harder to do a full impression that

1290
01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:14,360
Speaker 2: rather just it's easy to just capture it for a second,

1291
01:16:14,520 --> 01:16:16,759
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. That's I guess the difference

1292
01:16:16,760 --> 01:16:22,879
Speaker 2: between these guys who do impressions who versus just somebody

1293
01:16:22,920 --> 01:16:28,040
Speaker 2: at work just knocking out that. It's a few I

1294
01:16:28,040 --> 01:16:30,760
Speaker 2: can't do it. I'm sorry. I thought I had it.

1295
01:16:30,880 --> 01:16:33,599
Speaker 2: I don't have it. One Up, What Up?

1296
01:16:33,920 --> 01:16:43,000
Speaker 1: By Hollywood Handbook is brought to you by Wolf Cool Production,

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