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Speaker 2: You know, hey, thanks, thanks for challenging me. You know

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Speaker 1: I'm going to step into your work zone. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: literally take over your job.

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Speaker 3: This is a mutiny.

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Speaker 4: After I step into your grave, it's going to be perfect.

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Speaker 1: And just dance on it a little bit. I'm typing

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Speaker 1: this from home as my work unexpectedly received a half

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Speaker 1: day from my antics. So my boss and I have

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Speaker 1: been having a little prank war. Nothing extravagant, nothing harmful,

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Speaker 1: just fun little office pranks to keep spirits up. Love

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Speaker 1: it a little Jim and Blight action. Oh yeah, well

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Speaker 1: the office action.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 1: I worked in corporate insurance, so most of my days

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Speaker 1: at times. Well, my boss pranked me good last week

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Speaker 1: with the help of an it guy that sent an

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Speaker 3: This is such a Michael Scott bossing.

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Speaker 4: This is literally the most Like is this literally the office?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Dude, they're rebooting it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Scared the crap out of me and made my coworkers laugh.

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Speaker 1: Like hell, anyway, I'm thinking about getting him back. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: My buddy works in the same form, but has permission

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Speaker 1: the master plan. So I brought a spider and some

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Speaker 1: fishing line. The spider is a realistic looking model that

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Speaker 1: The office ceiling is brown slash black color, so unless

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Speaker 1: Smart Yeah, I like, I feel like someone's gonna get

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Speaker 1: I waited until after lunch to spring the trap. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I walked into his office. What's up, boss, blah blah blah.

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Speaker 1: He's sitting at his desk, prime position for a spider

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Speaker 1: So I go to tie my shoe and unhooked the

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Speaker 4: Is really happening. Bro, Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I just kind of stood there in shock, like shit. Anyway,

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Speaker 4: Dude hands so quickly.

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Speaker 1: My other manager releases us for the day. And here

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Speaker 1: we're not done yet.

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Speaker 4: I mean, best way to get a promotion, honestly.

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Speaker 3: Asked dude, Like when he's going to retire that job.

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Speaker 1: I can make it happen succession plans.

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Speaker 4: Thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: Okay, this is not where the story ends, you ready, Okay,

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Speaker 1: so I will begin to where I left off. Yesterday,

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Speaker 3: I don't know what do you think is gonna happen?

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Speaker 2: I mean, did someone like rat him out? Or did

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Speaker 1: Like I mean, I guess if he was controlling the

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, Oh, I mean it sounds like he's

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Speaker 1: At this point, I'm freaking out because I'm thinking, shit,

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Speaker 1: I get into work about nine fifty and I make

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Speaker 4: What a tragic sentence to hear.

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Speaker 1: He takes me to my boss's office, which I thought

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Speaker 1: So the door was already open, and after I walk in,

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Speaker 2: Huh, gotta get it back at least right what a legend?

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Speaker 1: At this point, I'm relieved, terrified, and just generally shook.

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Speaker 1: pretty much planned around my move the effort. Literally let

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Speaker 1: quick stop by to treat his heart attack. Quote unquote, No,

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Speaker 1: I'm never breaking my boss again. On a good note,

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Speaker 1: I'm not fired.

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Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 3: That is an insane prank.

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Speaker 2: Prank to get a fake paramedic that, Like, how does

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Speaker 2: I'm just I'm just taking a swing around the neighborhood

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Speaker 2: real quick with the old y R. I guess car,

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Speaker 4: Wow?

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Speaker 1: But that's an Also, I love how intense the boss

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Speaker 2: I mean honestly, like shout out to that. That sounds

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Speaker 1: For like the wrong reasons at least, right, Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: guess I mean never knowing what's true or what's fake.

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Speaker 1: like someone who just like explodes and actually like demeans

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Speaker 1: you and you know, like all the terrible stuff. Well,

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Speaker 2: Or maybe would you rather have a terrible prankster boss

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Speaker 1: I would probably pick prankster boss. But yeah, let us

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Speaker 1: know immediately put in the commons. Well, season, am I

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Speaker 1: the a hole for kicking out my brides maid for

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Speaker 4: Not gonna lie? Uh off rip you sound like a hole?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it sounds like, uh, you know, you're trying

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Speaker 1: Might as well get rid of the whole sausage. Well,

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Speaker 1: that's a perfectly good sausage that you could gobble right up, sir, everyone.

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Speaker 4: I know everyone is just going to love that. Analogy analogies, analogies.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like I'm gonna I feel like I

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Speaker 1: But I had to post it anyway, by the way,

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 4: I'm sleep.

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Speaker 1: So I am getting married soon. Twenty female perfect time

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Speaker 1: to get married, I guess you know, before thirty, that's true.

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Speaker 1: Block it in, lock it in, lock it, get that bag.

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Speaker 1: And one of the most exciting parts of the wedding

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Speaker 1: for me are the brides. Are the are the bridesmaids

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Speaker 1: and the dresses.

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Speaker 3: Yeah beautiful. Oh yeah.

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Speaker 1: I don't consider myself to be Bridezilla, but on my

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Speaker 1: bride zilla issue, and love Bridezilla. I didn't even know

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Speaker 1: bridezilla as a term.

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Speaker 4: It's a show it's a whole show. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow wow?

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Speaker 1: Is that like, is it just like like crazy crazy

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Speaker 3: But I feel like like.

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Speaker 2: Are gonna let you do it because it's like, all right,

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Speaker 4: That's pretty reasonable.

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Speaker 3: But she had the biggest smile on her face.

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Speaker 4: Oh.

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Speaker 1: I came up and told her again I didn't mind

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Speaker 1: I shed a couple of tears because they all looked

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Speaker 3: Hope. Joy is back in the bridal party.

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Speaker 4: Hope.

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Speaker 1: This was a happy ending that everyone enjoyed. Now for me,

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Speaker 2: Wow, dude, what what a what a beautiful, wholesome way

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Speaker 4: And they actually use communication. No one lit anything on fire.

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Speaker 1: This is the Reddit story resolution that the people don't want.

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Speaker 3: They want fire and destruction. Yeah, they want bride Zilla

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Speaker 4: See that's what.

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Speaker 3: The people want. Can't want happy endings. They don't know

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Speaker 4: The face man rough Rough