WEBVTT - Ep 322: Constipated Rosacea Lozenges 0:00:01.580 --> 0:00:04.840 Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the 0:00:04.880 --> 0:00:09.500 show where we only talk about what's the most important, bottom-line, 0:00:09.680 --> 0:00:13.640 critical thing happening on this planet. 0:00:14.430 --> 0:00:15.930 Today on This is Important? 0:00:16.550 --> 0:00:18.990 Dude, I will be the face of adult diapers. 0:00:19.710 --> 0:00:22.270 You can call me Mrs. Holm. Otherwise, you can get 0:00:22.329 --> 0:00:25.889 out and walk. Get the fuck up out my house! 0:00:30.530 --> 0:00:31.170 Buckle up. 0:00:32.840 --> 0:00:34.130 Very shagadelic. 0:00:34.450 --> 0:00:35.910 Give me a hell yeah. 0:00:35.950 --> 0:00:40.690 This podcast is already starting off fucking crazy. 0:00:40.729 --> 0:00:44.240 Tell me why. Let's talk. Because why? 0:00:44.280 --> 0:00:48.620 Dude, because I was enjoying a Ricola and now I 0:00:48.740 --> 0:00:51.840 can't because I don't want to be slurping on the mic. 0:00:51.900 --> 0:00:55.210 Yeah. I would love to hear you slurping on the mic. 0:00:56.630 --> 0:00:58.490 Let me get that Ricola out of my mouth. 0:00:58.590 --> 0:01:00.510 How's that Ricola treating you, man? 0:01:00.550 --> 0:01:03.150 What flavor? Dude, I fuck with a Ricola. And a 0:01:03.150 --> 0:01:06.069 lot of people are like, oh, I bet Ricola's paying 0:01:06.110 --> 0:01:08.010 them so much fucking coin. 0:01:08.170 --> 0:01:08.709 Turns out they are. 0:01:08.750 --> 0:01:13.140 Right up top, right out the gate. Freaking ad that 0:01:13.730 --> 0:01:16.600 I basically did, but they're not. I just enjoy the product. 0:01:16.940 --> 0:01:19.240 You know, I want to believe you, but you are 0:01:19.280 --> 0:01:22.220 the master of guerrilla marketing, and we never know. 0:01:22.680 --> 0:01:24.580 We never know. You really are. 0:01:25.150 --> 0:01:28.990 Durs, what's the lozenges you mess with? You like put 0:01:29.010 --> 0:01:32.230 me on some Norwegian shit that kind of changed my life. 0:01:32.630 --> 0:01:36.300 No shots fired at Ricola. The lozenges I fuck with 0:01:36.380 --> 0:01:38.060 are Fisherman's Friends. 0:01:38.140 --> 0:01:42.260 Fisherman's Friends. Bro, get here. 0:01:42.540 --> 0:01:45.679 And they karate kick your mouth in a way that 0:01:45.840 --> 0:01:49.980 you probably won't enjoy, but it will correct the wrongness. 0:01:50.300 --> 0:01:50.840 Yes, sir. 0:01:51.600 --> 0:01:56.440 Okay. Yeah, I feel like it's mostly... My mom keeps 0:01:56.480 --> 0:01:58.360 calling me over and over. 0:01:58.920 --> 0:02:02.340 Speaking of a fisherman's friend. Hang on, hang on. 0:02:02.560 --> 0:02:05.140 We got a call in. Hey. Are you busy? Hey, mom. 0:02:05.200 --> 0:02:08.090 I'm in the middle of a podcast with the world-renowned 0:02:08.169 --> 0:02:08.970 This Is Important. 0:02:08.990 --> 0:02:10.570 I'm stuck under a car at the grocery store. Blake 0:02:10.590 --> 0:02:13.070 Anderson and Anders Holm. Are you stuck under the car 0:02:13.110 --> 0:02:17.889 at the grocery store? That shit's important. Yes, I am. Oh, yeah. 0:02:18.710 --> 0:02:18.850 Oh. 0:02:19.290 --> 0:02:19.990 Yes, and. 0:02:20.010 --> 0:02:23.320 Oh, all right. I'll let you go. Call me later. Okay. 0:02:23.360 --> 0:02:24.260 I love you bunches. 0:02:24.760 --> 0:02:24.840 Oh. 0:02:25.639 --> 0:02:29.060 No, I love you. No, I love you. You are 0:02:29.100 --> 0:02:31.840 really weird, but that's okay. Still love you. 0:02:31.880 --> 0:02:32.120 Bye. 0:02:32.320 --> 0:02:34.660 That shit's important. Let's get rid of it. Wow, you 0:02:34.700 --> 0:02:38.240 are really weird. Ricola, Ricola, this is all part of it, Adam. 0:02:38.340 --> 0:02:42.690 And you're so trans. You're so trans. 0:02:43.570 --> 0:02:43.950 Parent? 0:02:44.090 --> 0:02:44.389 Could be. 0:02:44.870 --> 0:02:46.370 They're like, let's weave in. We're going to have your 0:02:46.410 --> 0:02:50.329 mom call or make you like a lovable young man 0:02:50.389 --> 0:02:52.030 with a mother and a child. 0:02:52.050 --> 0:02:55.840 What now? I'm, you know, I'm building. What's the next step? 0:02:55.860 --> 0:02:57.720 What's the, what's the last, what's the button to the 0:02:57.820 --> 0:02:58.419 ad here, Adam? 0:02:59.660 --> 0:03:02.380 Uh, I think I, I think what I have to 0:03:02.419 --> 0:03:07.240 do is get some kind of, uh, get some kind 0:03:07.300 --> 0:03:10.380 of disease, but not an incurable one. 0:03:10.520 --> 0:03:11.780 Like one that I can live with. 0:03:11.870 --> 0:03:15.610 Like, what is it called when you sort of have 0:03:15.630 --> 0:03:16.549 a splotchy skin? 0:03:17.570 --> 0:03:20.769 Uh, oh, um, that's called elder honky. 0:03:20.810 --> 0:03:20.930 Yeah. 0:03:21.430 --> 0:03:23.370 That is true. I'm getting some spots. Rosacea? 0:03:23.610 --> 0:03:24.750 Rosacea. 0:03:24.810 --> 0:03:28.450 Rosacea. I need some rosacea. If you get rosacea, and then. 0:03:28.370 --> 0:03:30.510 You get a little older, and you can start doing 0:03:30.530 --> 0:03:31.960 those cream commercials. 0:03:31.970 --> 0:03:35.860 You know those cream commercials? Oh. 0:03:36.100 --> 0:03:38.860 That's my trajectory for my career, and thank you for 0:03:38.900 --> 0:03:39.540 calling me out on that. 0:03:39.560 --> 0:03:41.440 I like any of those. 0:03:41.540 --> 0:03:44.320 I like those commercial deals where you take on sort 0:03:44.360 --> 0:03:48.060 of the— the quote-unquote embarrassing ailment, and you're the face 0:03:48.120 --> 0:03:52.180 of it. What was Jamie Lee Curtis for a minute? 0:03:52.340 --> 0:03:53.640 Wasn't she like— Just yogurt. 0:03:53.920 --> 0:03:57.360 Oh, Jamie Lee Curtis threw the grapevine, heard she got paid, 0:03:57.860 --> 0:04:00.480 and I'm calling— And this is through the grapevine, and 0:04:00.500 --> 0:04:01.119 I'm not sure how. 0:04:01.100 --> 0:04:03.000 Real it is. This is for the yogurt, or this 0:04:03.060 --> 0:04:05.590 is for something else? This is for the yogurt. 0:04:05.600 --> 0:04:05.690 Yeah. 0:04:06.220 --> 0:04:09.720 Which basically it's to help make you poop because you're 0:04:09.760 --> 0:04:12.210 constipated and you need this yogurt so you can do 0:04:12.250 --> 0:04:12.630 the doo-doo. 0:04:12.630 --> 0:04:14.550 20 million poops. 0:04:17.310 --> 0:04:21.190 Dollars what do you know how often i would be 0:04:21.670 --> 0:04:25.170 talking about my diarrhea you know what or my lack 0:04:25.290 --> 0:04:27.690 of i guess you have them right in the check 0:04:27.770 --> 0:04:31.490 memo for diarrhea and you walk that motherfucker into wells 0:04:31.529 --> 0:04:32.190 fargo and. 0:04:32.110 --> 0:04:35.390 You say yup ask me ask me how i got 0:04:35.420 --> 0:04:36.820 this ask me about it. 0:04:36.890 --> 0:04:39.140 You do that the first time you definitely do that 0:04:39.180 --> 0:04:42.159 the first time and then maybe the second time you're like. 0:04:42.940 --> 0:04:45.580 There's kind of a line here. Maybe I direct deposit this. 0:04:45.740 --> 0:04:46.140 I already did it. 0:04:46.240 --> 0:04:49.080 I did the thing. They all looked at me crazy. 0:04:49.800 --> 0:04:52.159 Third time, you're like, I'm just going to feed it 0:04:52.200 --> 0:04:55.900 in the ATM. Then you, like a few months later, 0:04:55.920 --> 0:04:58.120 you don't even know where the Wells Fargo is. 0:04:59.100 --> 0:05:02.810 You're too rich. You got too many bags. You're on Rodeo. 0:05:03.650 --> 0:05:08.970 With rosacea. With all that constipation cash. Constipation rosacea. 0:05:09.750 --> 0:05:12.510 Dude, I will be the face of adult diapers. I'm 0:05:12.690 --> 0:05:13.570 not afraid of that. 0:05:14.050 --> 0:05:15.310 Not the bottom? Okay. 0:05:15.570 --> 0:05:18.150 Give me that poop my pants check, brother. 0:05:18.370 --> 0:05:21.229 Please. I see that. I see that for all of us. 0:05:21.250 --> 0:05:23.330 I'm pretty excited for where our careers are going. Hey, 0:05:23.370 --> 0:05:24.970 here's the ad. Here's the ad. Here's the ad. 0:05:25.350 --> 0:05:28.330 Blake, like, with a bunch of, like, friends, like, all 0:05:28.390 --> 0:05:30.250 having a good time, like, getting ready to head out. 0:05:30.310 --> 0:05:32.300 Everybody's skateboarding. They're all skateboarding. 0:05:32.460 --> 0:05:35.340 And then it's like, somebody goes, hey, Blake, we're going 0:05:35.380 --> 0:05:36.539 to have a good time tonight. 0:05:36.620 --> 0:05:45.010 And then he turns back to the camera and goes, Depends. Yes, points. 0:05:45.450 --> 0:05:47.279 I like this. 0:05:47.520 --> 0:05:51.740 It's just like fucking what's the candy commercial like the 0:05:51.800 --> 0:05:54.280 Mentos commercial. It's all just like a tee up for 0:05:54.339 --> 0:05:56.400 something and they're like playing basketball. 0:05:56.420 --> 0:06:00.730 It's like, hey man, you can have a big game. Depends. Depends. 0:06:01.089 --> 0:06:03.050 And then it cuts to like a backshot of him 0:06:03.110 --> 0:06:04.910 running away and he's sort of waddling. 0:06:04.970 --> 0:06:07.510 Backshot. 0:06:07.750 --> 0:06:10.690 Dang, I'm in, brother. I'm in. 0:06:11.410 --> 0:06:12.830 That's my check right there. 0:06:12.850 --> 0:06:15.230 Well, that's cool. Pickleball. Hey, you going to remember to 0:06:15.250 --> 0:06:20.930 stay out of the kitchen? Depends. It's a bagel. What 0:06:20.970 --> 0:06:21.630 would be your. 0:06:21.810 --> 0:06:24.810 If I'm doing a rosacea, like I got all this 0:06:24.910 --> 0:06:30.840 blotchy skin. Also, I would do a diarrhea or constipation 0:06:31.200 --> 0:06:33.359 sort of medicine slash yogurt. 0:06:33.480 --> 0:06:37.080 Loose. Somewhere in that world. The second Jamie Lee Curtis. 0:06:37.620 --> 0:06:38.200 Steps down. 0:06:38.279 --> 0:06:40.320 She's done collecting those checks. 0:06:40.400 --> 0:06:42.720 Yeah. I'll swoop right in. And by the way, what 0:06:42.740 --> 0:06:45.610 a connector. Because she had like her career as a 0:06:45.670 --> 0:06:48.190 young woman. Then she was kind of like in that 0:06:48.310 --> 0:06:50.450 era where she's having kids maybe. I actually don't know. 0:06:51.470 --> 0:06:54.589 But where the phone doesn't ring because Hollywood is Hollywood. 0:06:54.970 --> 0:06:57.849 And then she does the yogurt. And then now she's back. 0:06:57.870 --> 0:07:03.510 She's bigger than ever. Arguably. Yeah, absolutely. And what a 0:07:03.730 --> 0:07:05.229 perfect little chapter. 0:07:05.390 --> 0:07:05.469 Oh. 0:07:05.990 --> 0:07:08.510 So, see, by the way, we're not off by saying 0:07:08.550 --> 0:07:13.680 that this is a huge, huge, huge career get. 0:07:14.200 --> 0:07:14.520 Because. 0:07:15.330 --> 0:07:20.050 Now, Deion Sanders is the official spokesperson for Depend adult 0:07:20.170 --> 0:07:21.310 incontinence products. 0:07:21.410 --> 0:07:21.690 What? 0:07:21.790 --> 0:07:24.290 Deion motherfucking Sanders. 0:07:24.330 --> 0:07:25.450 Neon Deion? 0:07:25.610 --> 0:07:26.770 Neon Deion. 0:07:26.830 --> 0:07:31.470 Primetime? Stays shitting and pissing in his pants. I got 0:07:31.490 --> 0:07:34.070 to see his ad. I did not know how that 0:07:34.110 --> 0:07:36.650 sentence was going to end there, Blake. I got to 0:07:36.690 --> 0:07:41.700 see his ad. Yeah. I guess he had bladder cancer 0:07:41.820 --> 0:07:45.060 and then this is why. You know... However you get. 0:07:44.980 --> 0:07:48.660 There, that's fine. But however you get there, you made 0:07:48.700 --> 0:07:49.300 it to the mountain. 0:07:49.320 --> 0:07:51.800 Bladder cancer? Load me up. You made it to the 0:07:51.860 --> 0:07:55.270 mountaintop of endorsement cash. Stack some of that on me. 0:07:55.610 --> 0:07:57.490 Yeah, see, I don't know what the A to B 0:07:57.590 --> 0:08:00.070 is for my adult diapers. 0:08:00.150 --> 0:08:03.810 Maybe it's just... I hope it's just you, you can't, 0:08:03.850 --> 0:08:06.790 you no longer can sneeze. Oh. Like if you sneeze, 0:08:07.330 --> 0:08:10.020 stuff's coming out. Oh, right, right, right. Yeah, it's a 0:08:10.080 --> 0:08:10.680 wet sneeze. 0:08:10.780 --> 0:08:12.540 I thought you meant like he can no longer sneeze. 0:08:12.600 --> 0:08:15.440 He's like, someone else sneezes and he goes, I'd say 0:08:15.480 --> 0:08:17.320 bless you, but I'm actually jealous. 0:08:17.900 --> 0:08:19.800 I can't do that anymore. Yeah, I wish, I wish 0:08:19.820 --> 0:08:20.560 I could. I wish I could. 0:08:20.580 --> 0:08:22.260 I wish something would tickle my nose. 0:08:22.320 --> 0:08:27.150 Achoo-ach me. I wish. Oh, God. Achoo-ach. 0:08:27.270 --> 0:08:31.690 Okay, so I'm adult. I've got adult diapers unlocked. Adam 0:08:31.710 --> 0:08:32.819 has rosacea. 0:08:32.840 --> 0:08:38.679 Durst, what you bringing to the table? What's your dream? 0:08:38.720 --> 0:08:43.120 How are you getting your bread? Probably men's breast cancer. Oof. 0:08:44.179 --> 0:08:44.700 Say it. 0:08:45.020 --> 0:08:47.490 Probably that. See, but Durst, I don't know if there's 0:08:47.510 --> 0:08:48.809 a lot of money there. 0:08:49.010 --> 0:08:51.610 We're talking about how to get the bag. 0:08:51.670 --> 0:08:53.610 I'm clout chasing. I'm clout chasing. 0:08:53.890 --> 0:08:57.410 I'm on like, I know you do Macy's Parade, but 0:08:57.429 --> 0:09:00.590 you're an entertainer. I'm just up there and everyone's crying. 0:09:00.610 --> 0:09:05.210 They're like, he survived, I assume. And I'm just doing this. 0:09:05.250 --> 0:09:06.709 Your boobs are huge. 0:09:06.970 --> 0:09:10.110 And women feel weird about it because they're like, yeah, 0:09:10.150 --> 0:09:12.630 like face, the new face of breast cancer. 0:09:13.270 --> 0:09:16.569 And they're like, two things. It's a guy and number two, 0:09:17.309 --> 0:09:20.569 that face? Yeah. Your boobs are huge. We could go 0:09:20.590 --> 0:09:23.439 with a different face. Yeah, we couldn't get David Chokachi. 0:09:23.480 --> 0:09:26.260 Are you willing to shave the mustache for your campaign? 0:09:26.760 --> 0:09:29.260 And what is David Chokachi? What does his face look like? 0:09:29.340 --> 0:09:32.000 David Chokachi. He's looking better than ever. Was he Baywatch? 0:09:32.120 --> 0:09:32.300 Yeah. 0:09:32.480 --> 0:09:34.140 He was Baywatch, right? Yeah. 0:09:34.250 --> 0:09:37.109 I'm not super familiar. The name rings a bell. 0:09:37.809 --> 0:09:40.469 Well, only it rings a bell, I think, only because 0:09:40.530 --> 0:09:43.359 that is a go-to dervish. Like if he's going to 0:09:43.420 --> 0:09:47.340 name someone, he'll name David Chokachi. And it's a funny 0:09:47.380 --> 0:09:48.750 name to say. It's like Rancho Cucamonga. 0:09:48.770 --> 0:09:51.130 It's a great name. I'm a Chokachi. You know, Chokachi. 0:09:51.150 --> 0:09:54.270 Chokachi has a classic story about how like he was 0:09:54.570 --> 0:09:57.570 on the show dating Pam Anderson, right? 0:09:57.720 --> 0:09:58.880 He's hot as hell. Yeah. 0:09:59.179 --> 0:10:02.439 He's the guy who like Tommy Lee came to set 0:10:02.480 --> 0:10:05.900 to fight. Oh. Because Tommy didn't understand like. 0:10:05.920 --> 0:10:07.040 He tried to choke his chi. 0:10:07.660 --> 0:10:08.170 Yeah, you know. 0:10:08.190 --> 0:10:11.770 I'm taking points. You know. Give them. Yes, points. 0:10:11.830 --> 0:10:16.370 You know you're doing something right if Tommy Lee comes 0:10:16.410 --> 0:10:17.010 to fight you. 0:10:17.250 --> 0:10:18.189 Right, right, right, right. 0:10:18.330 --> 0:10:21.270 You know, something is going correct in your life if 0:10:21.450 --> 0:10:22.270 Tommy Lee's like. 0:10:22.630 --> 0:10:23.970 Oh man, I had enough. 0:10:24.830 --> 0:10:30.040 If a handsome, super hung rock star millionaire is jealous 0:10:30.059 --> 0:10:30.760 of you. 0:10:31.120 --> 0:10:33.980 Taking time out of his day to come to your 0:10:34.040 --> 0:10:34.839 place of work. 0:10:34.960 --> 0:10:36.340 You might be a choke of cheat. 0:10:37.730 --> 0:10:38.890 You might have choked his cheek. 0:10:38.910 --> 0:10:41.410 Yes, points! Oh, boy. 0:10:41.850 --> 0:10:45.640 To come to your place of work and shake you down. 0:10:45.920 --> 0:10:47.280 Dude, but you know what? 0:10:48.080 --> 0:10:51.339 With that Baywatch, this is actually kind of, because I 0:10:51.380 --> 0:10:53.560 was looking up Melrose Place the other day. 0:10:53.580 --> 0:10:55.209 Uh-huh, yep. As one does. 0:10:55.230 --> 0:10:58.550 When's the last time you looked at the cast of 0:10:58.710 --> 0:10:59.670 Melrose Place? 0:10:59.730 --> 0:11:02.030 Chokachi was on Melrose Place, right? Was he? 0:11:02.470 --> 0:11:04.990 I feel like all those hot people of that era 0:11:05.070 --> 0:11:06.170 were on all. 0:11:06.429 --> 0:11:07.809 Right. And then, like, I would. 0:11:07.870 --> 0:11:08.950 That, of course, led me. 0:11:09.250 --> 0:11:11.130 Well, the way I got there is because right now, 0:11:11.410 --> 0:11:14.650 Brian Austin Green, you know, if you Google him, for 0:11:14.720 --> 0:11:17.460 some reason, I am the photo that comes up. 0:11:17.500 --> 0:11:18.860 Because I think we talked about. 0:11:18.880 --> 0:11:22.280 Because you guys are twins. Wait. Is that real, Bam? 0:11:22.300 --> 0:11:24.380 Because you sent that in the group chat, and I 0:11:24.400 --> 0:11:28.660 just thought, like, you... Someone sent that to you, and 0:11:28.700 --> 0:11:30.080 I was like, oh, okay, yeah. 0:11:30.100 --> 0:11:32.840 I guess someone thinks... Blake looks like Brian Austin Green. 0:11:33.059 --> 0:11:33.540 Wait, hang on. 0:11:33.780 --> 0:11:37.150 You don't think he does? It's a bagel. Yeah, I mean, 0:11:37.190 --> 0:11:40.050 he kind of does. I think it's alarming. I think 0:11:40.090 --> 0:11:41.950 it's alarming. Keeps me up at night. 0:11:42.330 --> 0:11:42.550 Hard. 0:11:42.990 --> 0:11:46.819 Enough to where the internet has now placed me as him. 0:11:46.940 --> 0:11:49.980 So we have a real body switch freaky Friday. 0:11:50.200 --> 0:11:52.270 Yes, Adam, come on, dude. This is. 0:11:52.790 --> 0:11:56.189 This is the first thing that pops up with you 0:11:56.350 --> 0:11:57.939 with the haircut that you could have. 0:11:58.120 --> 0:12:00.340 I should. His finger wave would be so good. 0:12:00.380 --> 0:12:03.950 So basically, Blake... You could, I mean, I've always said 0:12:03.970 --> 0:12:05.130 you're a really handsome man. 0:12:05.429 --> 0:12:05.830 Thank you. 0:12:05.929 --> 0:12:08.810 But, my God, if you get that, like, sexy guy, like, 0:12:09.290 --> 0:12:11.510 kind of tight here, but then it's a little wavy 0:12:12.050 --> 0:12:14.080 up top. And maybe you do a little mullet. 0:12:14.100 --> 0:12:15.739 You know how they do now? Yeah, a little shag. 0:12:15.780 --> 0:12:18.000 You know how they do now? And they all wear, like, 0:12:18.100 --> 0:12:18.920 trucker caps. 0:12:18.980 --> 0:12:20.540 Yeah, a little Von Dutts. 0:12:20.620 --> 0:12:24.819 Their hair is a whole area. It's a whole area coat. 0:12:24.880 --> 0:12:26.990 Dude, the camouflage hat is in. 0:12:27.790 --> 0:12:31.189 So if you Google Brian Austin Green, the first photo 0:12:31.429 --> 0:12:33.309 that pops up is Blake Anderson. 0:12:33.370 --> 0:12:34.710 Yes, my goat. 0:12:34.850 --> 0:12:37.990 And are you a little offended because he is a 0:12:38.010 --> 0:12:38.709 53-year-old man? 0:12:38.750 --> 0:12:40.350 He's over a decade old. 0:12:40.410 --> 0:12:40.729 No, no. 0:12:40.830 --> 0:12:44.170 He looks good. No, he looks great. I mean, sure. 0:12:44.210 --> 0:12:46.990 And by the way, so now that you're there, now 0:12:47.050 --> 0:12:51.570 go look at Beverly Hills 90210 dude cast members and 0:12:51.610 --> 0:12:55.530 look at just the fucking prime image meat that was 0:12:55.630 --> 0:12:57.150 on that show every dude. 0:12:56.929 --> 0:13:02.570 Is okay charles corell chip chalmers the dad jefferson kabibi i. 0:13:02.590 --> 0:13:07.580 Don't know i'm talking the big name these are all 0:13:07.600 --> 0:13:09.700 the people that have done the. 0:13:09.500 --> 0:13:15.770 Most googling old mayors of beverly hills dude this is 0:13:16.190 --> 0:13:19.740 the the the what this is what Todd put in 0:13:19.750 --> 0:13:20.250 the chat. 0:13:20.460 --> 0:13:22.839 Oh, my God. These are the guys that have done 0:13:22.860 --> 0:13:26.800 the most episodes of Melrose Place. It's Luke Perry. It's 0:13:26.900 --> 0:13:29.560 Luke Perry. I don't know any Melrose Place. I've never seen. 0:13:29.580 --> 0:13:32.300 It's Jamie Priestley. Jamie Priestley is a woman, right? 0:13:32.340 --> 0:13:32.500 Wait. 0:13:32.679 --> 0:13:34.120 Isn't Jamie Priestley a woman from? 0:13:34.559 --> 0:13:34.880 Oh, yeah. 0:13:34.920 --> 0:13:35.219 Wait. 0:13:35.400 --> 0:13:37.860 Then why is Jefferson Khabibi doing 20 episodes? 0:13:37.860 --> 0:13:38.780 20 out of 20 million seasons? 0:13:42.990 --> 0:13:43.370 I don't know. 0:13:43.390 --> 0:13:44.610 This is just what he said. 0:13:44.770 --> 0:13:47.870 Sorry, who's Jason Priestley? 0:13:47.910 --> 0:13:49.350 Come on. He's our producer. 0:13:49.429 --> 0:13:53.990 Oh, you trust Todd now? Hello, Adam Devine. He was 0:13:54.070 --> 0:13:58.170 our co-star. His name is Ian Zierling, right? 0:13:58.370 --> 0:13:58.650 Ziering? 0:13:58.670 --> 0:14:01.110 No, Ziering. Ziering, yeah. Ian Ziering. 0:14:01.720 --> 0:14:04.460 One of our first movies we ever did was with him. 0:14:04.580 --> 0:14:07.760 Sharknado. What was that? What was that? That he was 0:14:07.800 --> 0:14:08.270 our co-star. 0:14:08.290 --> 0:14:09.290 Awesomest Maxim. 0:14:09.330 --> 0:14:11.990 And by the way, it's Ian. It's definitely Ian. 0:14:12.010 --> 0:14:14.350 And I don't know the disrespect here of calling him 0:14:14.470 --> 0:14:17.959 Ian Zierling because he fucking bossed you in a movie 0:14:17.960 --> 0:14:18.720 20 years ago. 0:14:18.740 --> 0:14:19.240 I'm sorry. 0:14:19.580 --> 0:14:19.820 Yes. 0:14:20.060 --> 0:14:22.860 And by the way, the fact that they're not putting 0:14:22.980 --> 0:14:28.190 your face on Ian Zierling's body, that offends me because 0:14:28.210 --> 0:14:29.410 I think that's a good one. 0:14:29.960 --> 0:14:34.680 Basically, any of these studs, any of these 90s studs. Wait, what? 0:14:34.880 --> 0:14:38.400 But Adam, he looks like Brian Austin Cream. What do we... 0:14:38.360 --> 0:14:39.260 I do, but dude. 0:14:39.700 --> 0:14:40.760 I mean, sort of. 0:14:40.820 --> 0:14:41.740 What? 0:14:42.240 --> 0:14:44.580 Look at the group photos they were taken. Dude, look 0:14:44.600 --> 0:14:46.380 at the group photos they were taken together. 0:14:46.740 --> 0:14:48.640 Adam, you know what, guys? Never said this. Slide in 0:14:48.800 --> 0:14:51.000 Adam's DMs and let him know. Come on, baby. 0:14:51.040 --> 0:14:53.190 I mean, he sort of, but he kind of also 0:14:53.230 --> 0:14:56.560 looks like Ian Ziering. Anyone that was like lean with 0:14:56.600 --> 0:15:00.560 a jawline and had blue eyes and Blake's similar color hair. 0:15:00.700 --> 0:15:03.750 There's a lot of those guys. The 90s was rife 0:15:04.000 --> 0:15:06.730 with a bunch of Blake Andersons. Rife. Matt Rife. Speaking 0:15:06.750 --> 0:15:09.190 of jawlines. With Matt Rife. I mean, you look like 0:15:09.250 --> 0:15:13.550 an old Matt Rife. I would love to. I would 0:15:13.730 --> 0:15:13.950 love to. 0:15:14.050 --> 0:15:16.790 All I'm saying is maybe we need to, before, you know, 0:15:17.310 --> 0:15:19.670 the shit really starts to droop and fall apart, maybe 0:15:19.710 --> 0:15:21.870 we need to take a couple photos together. 0:15:22.270 --> 0:15:26.880 I feel like we have. Who? You and us? We 0:15:26.890 --> 0:15:29.260 just did that. Blake, you know how many photos we 0:15:29.280 --> 0:15:31.920 have together? No, no, no. I'm saying- This counts. 0:15:32.500 --> 0:15:36.100 If you go online, it's all us and Brian Nelson Green. 0:15:36.180 --> 0:15:38.020 No, I want to get gussied up. 0:15:38.180 --> 0:15:38.979 Okay. 0:15:39.200 --> 0:15:42.610 I want to get a little styled. Maybe we go 0:15:42.640 --> 0:15:44.550 to Sears. Maybe we, you know, book. 0:15:44.610 --> 0:15:47.310 Doesn't exist anymore, I don't think. We go to Macy's, 0:15:47.390 --> 0:15:47.870 if anything. 0:15:47.910 --> 0:15:48.650 We go to Macy's. 0:15:48.690 --> 0:15:51.790 We go somewhere. You know, we did it that one Christmas. 0:15:52.230 --> 0:15:53.970 Maybe we do it again. We take a nice little- 0:15:54.390 --> 0:15:55.930 A little 90s-esque photo. 0:15:55.970 --> 0:15:56.390 I forgot. 0:15:56.430 --> 0:15:59.810 We did do that when we were 26 and 24 0:15:59.810 --> 0:16:01.340 or 3 or whatever you guys were. 0:16:01.360 --> 0:16:04.760 Yeah. It's time to. I remember really fighting you guys 0:16:04.800 --> 0:16:05.040 on that. 0:16:05.060 --> 0:16:07.480 I remember you guys really didn't want to go. I 0:16:08.700 --> 0:16:11.410 booked it and it took everything. But now we look 0:16:11.430 --> 0:16:12.210 back at those photos. 0:16:13.650 --> 0:16:14.310 It took everything. 0:16:14.610 --> 0:16:17.410 I remember begging you guys to come. Blake was being 0:16:17.430 --> 0:16:18.210 a real bitch about it. 0:16:18.210 --> 0:16:18.770 Please come. 0:16:18.810 --> 0:16:19.050 What? 0:16:19.290 --> 0:16:22.570 You were. I don't remember this. See, you seemed like... 0:16:22.450 --> 0:16:22.830 Do not come. 0:16:23.310 --> 0:16:25.810 Well, I remember it pretty dramatically because I was like, 0:16:25.830 --> 0:16:28.130 we're going to want these. We are going to want these. 0:16:28.320 --> 0:16:31.400 And then now we look back at those photos and 0:16:31.440 --> 0:16:33.620 you were wearing the animals I could kill with my 0:16:33.640 --> 0:16:34.800 bare hands shirt. 0:16:34.900 --> 0:16:36.480 Okay. Real cool. 0:16:36.860 --> 0:16:39.840 And I just thought that all these photos are going 0:16:39.860 --> 0:16:40.760 to stand the test of time. 0:16:41.120 --> 0:16:41.820 And they have. 0:16:42.080 --> 0:16:42.960 And they have. You're right. 0:16:42.980 --> 0:16:43.660 So how about. 0:16:43.740 --> 0:16:46.090 Are you still into killing animals with your bare hands or... 0:16:46.930 --> 0:16:49.400 Since the woke mind virus has got. 0:16:49.220 --> 0:16:52.880 You, you no longer want to kill animals. 0:16:53.300 --> 0:16:55.180 I didn't want to kill animals. 0:16:55.480 --> 0:16:59.740 I was saying if it came down to it, these 0:16:59.900 --> 0:17:02.680 animals are ones that I could if it was life 0:17:02.730 --> 0:17:03.410 or death. 0:17:03.570 --> 0:17:05.550 And you know a picture pops up when he calls 0:17:05.609 --> 0:17:06.150 my phone? 0:17:06.230 --> 0:17:06.350 What? 0:17:06.530 --> 0:17:10.510 Blake Anderson's hands around Gripster's throat holding him to the floor. Oh, 0:17:10.650 --> 0:17:11.030 my gosh. 0:17:14.140 --> 0:17:17.080 Gripster was our dog. Gripster was our family. That was 0:17:17.119 --> 0:17:18.300 Gripster's love language. 0:17:18.359 --> 0:17:21.699 We had a very... We loved each other. Don't worry. Hey, 0:17:21.740 --> 0:17:32.070 do you think the dog likes that? Depends. Stupid. CEO's pizza. 0:17:32.150 --> 0:17:34.100 So, you know, hey, Blake, don't worry. We'll cut that 0:17:34.119 --> 0:17:35.980 out of the episode, too, because I don't want people 0:17:36.000 --> 0:17:36.419 coming at you. 0:17:36.460 --> 0:17:39.700 You're welcome. Woke two. Woke one. 0:17:40.080 --> 0:17:43.220 Honestly, you want to know the sad, happy truth? 0:17:43.240 --> 0:17:44.660 Nah, we're good. You guys see that Patriots game? 0:17:44.720 --> 0:17:48.300 I've only killed one animal in my entire life. 0:17:48.320 --> 0:17:48.660 Say more. 0:17:49.240 --> 0:17:52.179 I had a paintball gun in Kyle's backyard. There was 0:17:52.240 --> 0:17:55.270 a bird up in the tree. I'm like, huh, I 0:17:55.330 --> 0:17:57.710 wonder if I could hit this bird with the paintball gun. 0:17:57.730 --> 0:18:01.890 I pulled the trigger. Boom. Down. One shot. 0:18:02.690 --> 0:18:06.410 One kill, I felt absolutely awful. Immediate regret. 0:18:06.970 --> 0:18:10.350 In the words of the dude, where's my car? Drive-thru, 0:18:10.590 --> 0:18:12.570 order taker, and then? 0:18:12.930 --> 0:18:17.149 And then I walked over to it, and it was, fortunately, 0:18:17.170 --> 0:18:19.230 it was dead. So I didn't have to do, like, 0:18:19.280 --> 0:18:22.340 a kill shot. And you guys just leave it there and, like, 0:18:22.380 --> 0:18:23.460 go inside and game? 0:18:23.700 --> 0:18:27.379 Well, what sucks is what I didn't realize is that. 0:18:27.359 --> 0:18:30.280 I feel them having, like, a seance or something. No, no, no, Kyle. 0:18:30.590 --> 0:18:33.410 Kyle's mom had recently got into bird watching. 0:18:33.850 --> 0:18:37.230 So she had binoculars on that bird that just. 0:18:36.970 --> 0:18:37.830 Fell out of the tree. 0:18:37.850 --> 0:18:40.770 That exploded neon green and fell out of the tree. 0:18:40.890 --> 0:18:42.189 Hey, mom, look at this one. 0:18:42.210 --> 0:18:46.030 Let's just say there were repercussions and I wasn't allowed. 0:18:47.330 --> 0:18:49.649 Repercussions. Yeah, you had to go back in time and 0:18:49.690 --> 0:18:54.830 be careful. Come on, bro. I had to Rick and 0:18:54.869 --> 0:18:57.369 Morty that shit, bro. I had to make it right. 0:18:57.609 --> 0:18:59.950 Right. And the fact of the matter is I wasn't 0:19:00.010 --> 0:19:02.990 allowed at Kyle's for a couple weeks because of that. 0:19:03.230 --> 0:19:03.810 Really? 0:19:03.850 --> 0:19:04.629 Yeah. 0:19:04.730 --> 0:19:07.090 And it stuck with me. And I have never harmed 0:19:07.170 --> 0:19:08.209 an animal since other than. 0:19:08.290 --> 0:19:10.629 And what stuck with you? The act of forgiveness? 0:19:11.250 --> 0:19:14.560 Or the memory of how good it felt when you 0:19:14.580 --> 0:19:16.120 watched the soul leave that animal's body? 0:19:16.160 --> 0:19:18.560 No, I did not like that. I did not like 0:19:18.600 --> 0:19:19.080 that feeling. 0:19:19.260 --> 0:19:19.720 Yeah, it is. 0:19:21.580 --> 0:19:21.840 Yes. 0:19:22.200 --> 0:19:23.040 It is a weird. 0:19:23.060 --> 0:19:25.180 Because I had this very similar thing as a kid 0:19:25.220 --> 0:19:31.090 where I would shoot.... 0:19:29.790 --> 0:19:31.750 My uncle lived on a farm and there were all 0:19:31.770 --> 0:19:35.330 these blackbirds that were in his grain silo. And they're 0:19:35.350 --> 0:19:38.149 like taking over. And he was like, there's too many. 0:19:38.170 --> 0:19:41.220 We have to thin this herd. He's like, I. 0:19:41.160 --> 0:19:43.400 Will give you... I'll. 0:19:43.940 --> 0:19:46.540 Give you like a quarter or something for every bird 0:19:46.580 --> 0:19:48.400 you kill. Thinking I'm going to kill like three birds. 0:19:48.940 --> 0:19:51.960 I came back... with a garbage bag full of birds. 0:19:52.080 --> 0:19:53.030 Treasure trove. 0:19:54.400 --> 0:19:54.899 Oh my God. 0:19:55.460 --> 0:19:58.760 And it was, I made, he like stopped. Just shaking 0:19:58.780 --> 0:19:59.460 the bag out? 0:19:59.480 --> 0:20:01.020 He was like, no, I'm not going to give you 0:20:01.080 --> 0:20:01.619 more money. 0:20:02.060 --> 0:20:03.540 I'm not going to give you more money than this. 0:20:03.600 --> 0:20:06.520 That's $ 3 of birds. And I'm like, but I killed 0:20:06.560 --> 0:20:09.359 all these birds for you. He's like, Jesus. He's like, 0:20:09.420 --> 0:20:11.480 I didn't know you were going to be an absolute assassin. 0:20:11.600 --> 0:20:14.820 And they're all just killed in worse and worse ways. Right, right, right. 0:20:15.720 --> 0:20:19.400 Did you make a little guillotine? The fuck? What the fuck? 0:20:20.160 --> 0:20:23.540 This one just has its legs broken. Tied around its neck. 0:20:23.619 --> 0:20:25.740 That's pretty violent. I do love the idea of you 0:20:25.780 --> 0:20:27.600 bringing a trash bag. No, it's BB guns. 0:20:27.700 --> 0:20:29.639 And then dumping the trash bag out. And he's like, 0:20:29.680 --> 0:20:31.190 I'm not paying for all this. And you're like, well, 0:20:31.210 --> 0:20:33.670 there's seven other bags back by the bar. 0:20:33.710 --> 0:20:35.630 Oh, my God. 0:20:35.670 --> 0:20:37.110 Thank you, God. 0:20:37.470 --> 0:20:42.050 But I understand the first one or two, that gets you. 0:20:42.070 --> 0:20:44.750 And then you get numb. You get numb. Right, right, right. Yeah, 0:20:44.850 --> 0:20:49.109 I do believe there is a definite curve. It gets easier. Yeah. 0:20:49.450 --> 0:20:50.389 Which is unfortunate. 0:20:50.410 --> 0:20:53.620 Yeah. You never fished before? You don't count those? 0:20:53.660 --> 0:20:54.660 You can't count fish. 0:20:55.109 --> 0:20:56.070 There's a whole book about it. 0:20:56.210 --> 0:20:56.530 Really? 0:20:56.910 --> 0:21:00.640 One fish, two fish, three fish, blue fish, bro. Can't 0:21:00.680 --> 0:21:02.469 count fish. Dr. Seuss did it. 0:21:02.810 --> 0:21:06.990 I feel like fish, that's just part of the game. 0:21:07.090 --> 0:21:10.109 And by the way, that's why the oceans are fucked. 0:21:10.130 --> 0:21:14.030 Because everyone's like, whale, shmail. And now they're like, oh, actually, 0:21:14.090 --> 0:21:16.209 whales are the closest thing to humans. And they can 0:21:16.230 --> 0:21:17.050 fucking talk. 0:21:17.070 --> 0:21:19.640 No, fuck that. Leave whales alone. Those are the most 0:21:19.740 --> 0:21:22.040 majestic animals on the damn planet. 0:21:22.060 --> 0:21:25.980 Okay. Turtles are like, what happened, Blake? Whales are mammals. Hello. 0:21:26.320 --> 0:21:27.119 That's way different. 0:21:27.220 --> 0:21:27.320 Okay. 0:21:27.540 --> 0:21:32.260 Yeah, I don't think the average person is out harpooning whales. 0:21:32.380 --> 0:21:34.169 I don't know if this is a thing that we. 0:21:34.180 --> 0:21:35.609 They would if we let them. 0:21:35.630 --> 0:21:38.350 Hey, I was just going to say, like, the only 0:21:38.430 --> 0:21:42.810 thing stopping me is general life and also most people 0:21:42.890 --> 0:21:43.450 won't let me. 0:21:43.650 --> 0:21:45.570 Yeah. You're a fucking disaster, my guy. I'm out there 0:21:45.609 --> 0:21:57.480 with my poon. I'm out there with my poon. Dude, 0:21:57.900 --> 0:22:02.840 there's been some wild animal life down here by the beach, boy. Oh, dude. 0:22:02.880 --> 0:22:06.179 There was a 12-foot great white spotted just off the 0:22:06.220 --> 0:22:08.320 beach right where I live, 12 feet. 0:22:08.460 --> 0:22:10.980 What? Holy moly. I mean, how is it not on 0:22:11.030 --> 0:22:12.650 your street with the storms, bro? 0:22:12.690 --> 0:22:14.910 Yeah, so we had some crazy storms down here. 0:22:15.030 --> 0:22:16.970 You guys both reached out. Thank you for caring about 0:22:17.010 --> 0:22:20.720 my safety. I told Blake, too. Yes, thank you. No, 0:22:20.760 --> 0:22:23.060 you did not. No, you did not. Thank you for 0:22:23.140 --> 0:22:26.170 doing that. No, I do not talk to Durzovpod. Fuck that. Yes, 0:22:26.290 --> 0:22:28.250 even Kyle reached out. Okay. 0:22:28.270 --> 0:22:28.750 Yeah. 0:22:29.050 --> 0:22:31.890 Even Kyle reached out. He cared. People be caring. His assistant. 0:22:32.270 --> 0:22:32.889 Right. 0:22:33.170 --> 0:22:33.930 Yeah, so there was. 0:22:34.430 --> 0:22:37.409 Basically, I live on a peninsula, and the ocean and 0:22:37.430 --> 0:22:40.760 the bay just decided to join forces right quick. 0:22:40.940 --> 0:22:43.080 Bay area. Toasty. Toasty. 0:22:43.550 --> 0:22:45.409 I was coming home from New York and couldn't get 0:22:45.450 --> 0:22:47.310 back to my house, which— Oh, my God. 0:22:47.369 --> 0:22:47.869 Not cool. 0:22:48.070 --> 0:22:48.290 Yeah. 0:22:48.510 --> 0:22:50.429 Because the streets were just fully shut down. 0:22:50.490 --> 0:22:52.100 I couldn't tell if the news was kind of like 0:22:52.130 --> 0:22:53.820 there was just one part of the street that sort 0:22:53.840 --> 0:22:54.760 of was flooded or. 0:22:54.780 --> 0:22:58.520 It was like a one, like, maybe eight-block area. 0:22:58.540 --> 0:22:59.500 Right. Damn. 0:22:59.740 --> 0:23:02.790 And I was— I was further down, so I. 0:23:03.250 --> 0:23:05.250 It was at the top of the peninsula, though? No, 0:23:05.270 --> 0:23:06.490 it was kind of in the middle. It was in 0:23:06.510 --> 0:23:08.270 the middle. Water bell. 0:23:08.310 --> 0:23:10.850 Dang, dude. Yeah, I was kind of tripping. But it 0:23:11.070 --> 0:23:15.580 was pretty gnarly. I was also kind of like a 0:23:15.740 --> 0:23:18.780 little bit disappointed. Because, like, I didn't really see any 0:23:18.940 --> 0:23:21.199 gnar dogs, like, skimming it. 0:23:21.220 --> 0:23:23.620 You saw me out there, like, as if it were Katrina, 0:23:23.800 --> 0:23:26.550 and I'm... Do you want him skimboarding? What are we 0:23:26.570 --> 0:23:30.610 talking about? I, like, have just sandbags on my shoulders. No, no, no. 0:23:30.850 --> 0:23:32.050 Or Sean Penn. 0:23:32.070 --> 0:23:35.129 Like, I'm Sean Penn, just, like, grabbing people out of 0:23:35.190 --> 0:23:35.670 their homes. 0:23:35.690 --> 0:23:39.540 You got a rifle over your shoulder? Like, Adam, it's chill, dude. 0:23:39.859 --> 0:23:43.240 They're like, dude, we... We don't need saving. We're good. 0:23:43.440 --> 0:23:43.760 We're fine. 0:23:43.820 --> 0:23:46.420 I'm just like yanking people off their homes. I'm carrying 0:23:46.440 --> 0:23:47.060 them on my shoulder. 0:23:47.080 --> 0:23:47.450 Come on! 0:23:47.460 --> 0:23:48.980 Climb up on your roof. Let me record this real quick. 0:23:49.000 --> 0:23:51.879 And you climb down onto my shoulders. We could record that. 0:23:51.940 --> 0:23:54.830 I could finally get on TMZ. Absolutely. 0:23:54.869 --> 0:23:56.410 That would have been sick. I was kind of more 0:23:56.430 --> 0:23:58.790 thinking that there would be some gnar dogs out and about. 0:23:58.830 --> 0:23:59.530 Like sort of like. 0:24:00.150 --> 0:24:03.449 Dude, I think your algorithm's not feeding you. Then our 0:24:03.470 --> 0:24:05.629 dog said it should be feeding you. These are surf 0:24:05.990 --> 0:24:07.950 people out there? Surf ninjas? 0:24:07.970 --> 0:24:08.550 Yeah, yeah. 0:24:08.750 --> 0:24:11.350 Like some surfers or some jet skiers. I thought people 0:24:11.369 --> 0:24:12.710 would be kind of sending. 0:24:12.770 --> 0:24:14.820 Oh, they were. I didn't get those clips. I was 0:24:14.859 --> 0:24:17.419 getting the scary one. Dude, I woke up in this 0:24:17.480 --> 0:24:18.700 lady's living room. 0:24:21.440 --> 0:24:24.040 It was pretty scary to see the power of the ocean. 0:24:26.320 --> 0:24:30.010 Maybe we're a bunch of freaking nincompoops. We're living right 0:24:30.290 --> 0:24:32.490 on the ocean. That's what my wife says. She's ready 0:24:32.510 --> 0:24:33.430 to move immediately. 0:24:33.490 --> 0:24:34.150 But yeah. 0:24:34.350 --> 0:24:37.360 Um, she was like, time to move. I'm like, Arizona, 0:24:37.520 --> 0:24:38.920 you know, we're going to write, we're right. 0:24:39.359 --> 0:24:40.720 You're like Lieutenant Danning it. 0:24:41.080 --> 0:24:41.320 Yeah. 0:24:41.340 --> 0:24:44.359 You're like, this isn't a storm. Is it over? Is it? 0:24:44.359 --> 0:24:47.660 So what they did is they, they pushed up, essentially 0:24:47.700 --> 0:24:49.820 they like these things called berms. 0:24:50.240 --> 0:24:52.119 So that, that's where the sand sort of peaks. 0:24:52.240 --> 0:24:54.620 And when it comes to high tide, it just goes 0:24:54.660 --> 0:24:58.320 to there and comes back down. Uh, The city council 0:24:58.359 --> 0:25:00.960 decided to flatten them. This is what I've heard happens. 0:25:01.040 --> 0:25:01.980 I don't know. 0:25:02.260 --> 0:25:05.550 The city council flattened them because it was taking too 0:25:05.590 --> 0:25:07.810 much of the sand away. Every time it would be 0:25:07.850 --> 0:25:09.250 high tide, it would take a little bit of the 0:25:09.270 --> 0:25:11.240 sand away. And they're like, we're losing too much sand. 0:25:11.260 --> 0:25:13.369 We got to flatten it. But then what happened is 0:25:13.550 --> 0:25:16.030 the ocean just goes, okay. And it just came and 0:25:16.230 --> 0:25:18.550 was chilling in people's living rooms and, you know, on 0:25:18.590 --> 0:25:18.910 the streets. 0:25:18.990 --> 0:25:21.530 I'm going to come. It was like to people's hips 0:25:21.609 --> 0:25:22.970 on the streets, which was pretty wild. 0:25:22.990 --> 0:25:26.030 To add to that, I saw that they like tried 0:25:26.109 --> 0:25:30.550 to plow like a big mound away. But what that 0:25:30.650 --> 0:25:33.909 did was just it made a huge downhill on the back. 0:25:33.930 --> 0:25:36.610 So as soon as any water got over, it then 0:25:36.650 --> 0:25:38.730 would rush down into people's houses. 0:25:38.810 --> 0:25:41.390 And then now we have like a sick, they're calling 0:25:41.410 --> 0:25:44.080 it Newport Lake. where the beach once was, is just 0:25:44.140 --> 0:25:46.540 a lake of ocean water. 0:25:46.600 --> 0:25:46.960 Oh, yeah. 0:25:46.980 --> 0:25:50.190 Good branding. Oh, yeah. Realtors were on that real quick. Actually, 0:25:50.230 --> 0:25:53.490 it's Newport Lake now. And it's beautiful. It's beautiful. Yeah, 0:25:53.530 --> 0:25:55.409 you can jet ski on it. Dip your toes in 0:25:55.450 --> 0:25:58.189 the water. You can wakeboard here now, too. Yeah, you 0:25:58.230 --> 0:25:58.770 could get barreled. 0:25:58.790 --> 0:25:59.270 No sharks. 0:26:00.210 --> 0:26:00.629 One shark. 0:26:00.690 --> 0:26:05.090 And what people were doing is they were hooking up, like, 0:26:05.990 --> 0:26:09.600 what would you call it? Like, handles to drones, driving 0:26:09.640 --> 0:26:11.879 the drones and pulling themselves with the drones. 0:26:12.500 --> 0:26:15.480 How powerful are these drones? They're powerful-ass drones, dog. 0:26:15.520 --> 0:26:18.640 Like one of those big six prop drones? Is that 0:26:18.660 --> 0:26:21.030 what we're talking about? The ones they use, like, for cameras? 0:26:21.230 --> 0:26:24.150 Yes, for, like, carrying shit. And then it would just, like, 0:26:24.270 --> 0:26:24.650 yank you. 0:26:24.710 --> 0:26:26.570 I had no idea they were that strong. 0:26:26.650 --> 0:26:27.090 Yeah. 0:26:27.510 --> 0:26:30.919 Look at Blake's knees are fucking quaking. 0:26:30.960 --> 0:26:34.139 Yeah, I'm just kind of... I just shit my depends, bro. 0:26:34.180 --> 0:26:36.899 This is getting me excited. That's so strong. Can you 0:26:36.960 --> 0:26:37.859 fuck one of those things? 0:26:38.520 --> 0:26:43.699 Depends. Come on down, dude. Let's rip Newport Lake. Let's rip, bro. 0:26:43.940 --> 0:26:47.250 I'm thinking about coming out there tomorrow, so maybe we 0:26:47.270 --> 0:26:47.710 can kick it. 0:26:47.710 --> 0:26:50.830 I just feel bad for the people in Long Beach. 0:26:51.090 --> 0:26:52.830 By the way, I didn't know Long Beach did it 0:26:52.869 --> 0:26:55.430 like that. When I think of Long Beach, I don't 0:26:55.550 --> 0:26:58.869 think of beautiful coastal community. 0:26:58.609 --> 0:27:00.369 That's right on the water. You don't think of beach. 0:27:00.470 --> 0:27:03.149 It's a little industrial, but it's nice. The name is 0:27:03.230 --> 0:27:08.389 Long Beach. I mostly think of Snoop Dogg. Of course. 0:27:08.550 --> 0:27:08.890 Of course. 0:27:08.910 --> 0:27:12.129 I just mostly think of Snoop Dogg. 0:27:12.150 --> 0:27:13.379 Warren G, Snoop Dogg. 0:27:13.420 --> 0:27:13.640 Yeah. 0:27:13.760 --> 0:27:14.280 Two on three. 0:27:14.300 --> 0:27:17.540 That's who I think of predominantly when I think of 0:27:17.580 --> 0:27:20.160 Long Beach. They had some really nice coastal homes there. 0:27:20.280 --> 0:27:23.280 Yeah. That the ocean just said, let me gobble. 0:27:23.460 --> 0:27:23.790 Yeah. 0:27:23.869 --> 0:27:27.410 Let me gobble. You guys know not to drift too far. 0:27:27.490 --> 0:27:27.770 Drift. 0:27:27.830 --> 0:27:30.830 Hey, that's kind of funny. Okay. Cameron Diaz and Snoop. 0:27:30.930 --> 0:27:31.649 Yes, points. 0:27:32.690 --> 0:27:35.800 Cameron Diaz and Snoop went to high school together. Yeah. 0:27:35.820 --> 0:27:38.400 Cal Poly or where was it? Is that a high school? 0:27:38.920 --> 0:27:39.770 I think it is. 0:27:40.190 --> 0:27:42.550 Whatever, Long Beach High, whatever the fuck it is, wherever 0:27:42.570 --> 0:27:45.770 they went, I think that's fucking awesome. 0:27:45.910 --> 0:27:47.330 Long Beach Poly High School. 0:27:47.530 --> 0:27:48.870 Oh, yes, Long Beach Poly. 0:27:48.890 --> 0:27:51.649 She's like, yeah, I knew Snoop, Calvin, yeah. 0:27:51.690 --> 0:27:53.050 Dude, that is so tight. 0:27:53.070 --> 0:27:54.169 He's like, I didn't know her. 0:27:54.190 --> 0:27:59.000 Yeah, and apparently Snoop would deal her drugs. 0:27:59.260 --> 0:28:01.600 Really? I mean, is that a cool, fun story for 0:28:01.840 --> 0:28:05.459 them to make up later on? Allegedly. Yeah, maybe. I 0:28:05.480 --> 0:28:09.100 bet he sold her weed. Why not? You know, Cameron 0:28:09.119 --> 0:28:10.260 Diaz was, come on. 0:28:10.560 --> 0:28:11.119 He was partying. 0:28:11.160 --> 0:28:12.980 You guys, I'm just trying to pull the curtain back 0:28:13.040 --> 0:28:14.660 on the machine for people out there. 0:28:15.340 --> 0:28:17.350 What was Cameron Diaz's jump off? 0:28:17.660 --> 0:28:19.909 The mask? Cameron Diaz's? The mask. 0:28:20.190 --> 0:28:21.409 That was like her first one? 0:28:21.830 --> 0:28:24.109 Yes. That was our first one. 0:28:24.490 --> 0:28:26.910 She was a model. I think that was her first 0:28:26.950 --> 0:28:29.090 starring role in a movie and she crushed. 0:28:29.109 --> 0:28:31.860 Talk about a rocket ship. 0:28:35.690 --> 0:28:40.810 Absolutely my snoop dog was let loose okay. 0:28:41.860 --> 0:28:44.700 Why isn't she on a tv show i mean i 0:28:44.760 --> 0:28:47.880 know she's like stacked and doesn't care but like she's 0:28:48.060 --> 0:28:50.340 so cool and good. 0:28:50.040 --> 0:28:52.540 I think she's one of the cool ones yeah yeah 0:28:52.580 --> 0:28:54.180 i think she's one of the cool ones that just 0:28:54.540 --> 0:28:58.219 has enough money and is just like i don't I 0:28:58.280 --> 0:29:00.740 prefer to garden or whatever the fuck she does. 0:29:00.780 --> 0:29:02.920 Yeah, yeah. I miss her laugh. 0:29:02.960 --> 0:29:03.340 Perfect. 0:29:04.080 --> 0:29:06.610 Big laugh. Big, big, big laugh. 0:29:06.630 --> 0:29:07.590 I miss her smile. 0:29:08.450 --> 0:29:11.310 We're ex-boyfriend stalkers. You know, I don't know if I 0:29:11.350 --> 0:29:11.870 told you, I did. 0:29:11.930 --> 0:29:15.969 Did I tell you guys that I did Snoop Dogg's 0:29:16.110 --> 0:29:17.470 Christmas special this year? 0:29:17.880 --> 0:29:23.030 Where I play... Snoop Dogg's, like, neighbor. I'm playing myself, essentially. 0:29:23.050 --> 0:29:26.870 But I'm like, I live downstairs, and Snoop Dogg is 0:29:26.890 --> 0:29:29.510 having this awesome party, and all my guests keep leaving 0:29:29.550 --> 0:29:31.070 my party to go to Snoop Dogg's party. 0:29:31.090 --> 0:29:34.530 I just want to party. They're like, yeah, improvise, do whatever. 0:29:34.610 --> 0:29:37.490 So I come up, and I'm like, what's up, dog? 0:29:37.990 --> 0:29:41.180 And I keep calling him, like, okay, dog. And I 0:29:41.200 --> 0:29:44.390 was just like punking him a little bit. snoop did 0:29:44.410 --> 0:29:47.190 not like that right yeah really he did not like that. 0:29:47.190 --> 0:29:50.060 He's like he he shut down the improv as we 0:29:50.080 --> 0:29:51.290 were shooting he goes he goes. 0:29:51.340 --> 0:29:54.520 Get the fuck up out my house yeah and then 0:29:54.600 --> 0:29:56.700 everyone's like oh we can't this is a christmas special 0:29:56.720 --> 0:29:58.600 he's like get the fuck out of my house right 0:29:58.720 --> 0:30:00.760 no one talks to me like that in my house 0:30:01.060 --> 0:30:03.480 right and then afterwards i was like oh shit i 0:30:03.520 --> 0:30:04.940 really pissed him off and i was like you were 0:30:05.100 --> 0:30:08.220 really mad there and he was like yeah yeah i 0:30:08.260 --> 0:30:08.680 was i. 0:30:10.340 --> 0:30:13.150 Love it's in him it's still in him Old Snoop. 0:30:13.190 --> 0:30:14.090 You brought out old Snoop. 0:30:14.170 --> 0:30:16.670 It was cool. It was cool to see. And he's 0:30:16.690 --> 0:30:19.290 like head cocked back. Had you forgotten murder was the 0:30:19.310 --> 0:30:20.890 case that they gave him, Adam, when you talked to 0:30:20.930 --> 0:30:21.530 this man this way? 0:30:21.570 --> 0:30:21.870 I did. 0:30:21.930 --> 0:30:22.630 I sort of did. 0:30:22.910 --> 0:30:25.010 I sort of did because Martha Stewart was like 15 0:30:25.010 --> 0:30:28.700 feet away and I'm like... Is the dog going to 0:30:28.740 --> 0:30:32.000 come out? You think Martha doesn't live that trife life too? 0:30:32.340 --> 0:30:35.940 Oh, no. Oh, dude. She's gangbanging, brother. She'll come in 0:30:35.980 --> 0:30:39.420 and just put knuckles to the temple. Adam, down. Smoke 0:30:39.460 --> 0:30:42.800 weed every day. You're right. Hey, I knew my place. 0:30:43.420 --> 0:30:48.100 Martha Stewart is bad, dude. She's so tight. Dude, Patrick Stewart. 0:30:48.700 --> 0:30:49.160 Who else? 0:30:49.280 --> 0:30:51.360 You got to watch that biography of her. 0:30:51.600 --> 0:30:51.820 What? 0:30:52.760 --> 0:30:55.170 She's got a really sick. documentary about. 0:30:55.230 --> 0:30:56.730 Yeah, but what did you say at first? She's a 0:30:56.750 --> 0:31:02.440 bad dude? She's bad, dude. No, but that biography. Biography documentary. 0:31:02.480 --> 0:31:02.700 Yeah. 0:31:03.380 --> 0:31:03.719 Come on. 0:31:04.240 --> 0:31:05.240 Biography. 0:31:05.540 --> 0:31:08.840 So did you forget that these dudes were icons? 0:31:09.840 --> 0:31:10.140 Yes. 0:31:10.620 --> 0:31:14.140 They built their name off of banging. 0:31:14.600 --> 0:31:20.070 It's still there. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but Snoop Dogg, I 0:31:20.110 --> 0:31:20.600 met him like a. 0:31:23.110 --> 0:31:25.750 Half dozen times or something. He's always super cool and 0:31:25.770 --> 0:31:26.250 super nice. 0:31:26.670 --> 0:31:28.890 Except for when I was like, they were like, yeah, 0:31:28.910 --> 0:31:31.490 just sort of, you are mad, so just come up 0:31:31.550 --> 0:31:33.610 and just start punking him and shit. And he didn't like, 0:31:33.950 --> 0:31:35.010 he did not like that. 0:31:35.250 --> 0:31:35.870 I could see that. 0:31:36.110 --> 0:31:39.780 I just felt triggered. Also, Jamie Foxx was there. And 0:31:39.800 --> 0:31:44.200 Jamie Foxx, as we've established, is the coolest. He comes in, 0:31:44.300 --> 0:31:45.300 in between takes, he's like. 0:31:45.620 --> 0:31:49.420 Come on, everybody, let's go. Oh, oh, oh. To the 0:31:49.440 --> 0:31:49.960 whole party. 0:31:49.980 --> 0:31:54.320 And people are just, Just the extras and crew guys 0:31:54.400 --> 0:31:58.040 are suddenly dancing. And I'm like, this guy has energy 0:31:58.060 --> 0:31:58.580 for days. 0:31:59.140 --> 0:32:02.270 It's truly impressive. Did you guys watch the new Stano special? Banger. 0:32:02.510 --> 0:32:04.650 How new are we talking? 0:32:04.870 --> 0:32:06.450 Tom Hulu. Just like last week. 0:32:06.790 --> 0:32:07.210 No. 0:32:07.670 --> 0:32:10.590 Yeah, new one, new one. Jamie Foxx? New one. 0:32:10.690 --> 0:32:10.930 No. 0:32:10.990 --> 0:32:11.570 What's it called? 0:32:11.990 --> 0:32:14.810 New Jamie Foxx. How did that one slip? 0:32:14.910 --> 0:32:17.910 It's called Take Care of Yourself. You know, I don't 0:32:17.970 --> 0:32:19.790 check in with my Hulu enough. Dude. 0:32:19.910 --> 0:32:21.450 I got to dip into Hulu more often. 0:32:21.470 --> 0:32:23.790 Yeah, yeah. Well, I follow him on Instagram, so I 0:32:23.830 --> 0:32:25.969 was quick to check it out. Yeah. 0:32:25.990 --> 0:32:28.830 He's still, he's still, I'm like, how is this dude 0:32:28.930 --> 0:32:31.370 not on people's list of like best? 0:32:31.490 --> 0:32:34.750 Jimmy Fox, take care of yourself. Yeah. Just came out 0:32:34.810 --> 0:32:35.530 October 7th. 0:32:35.590 --> 0:32:35.930 Best. 0:32:36.130 --> 0:32:36.350 Wow. 0:32:37.050 --> 0:32:39.450 I mean, not only is he a, like you're talking about, 0:32:39.490 --> 0:32:42.310 have like the energy to just get an entire room going. 0:32:42.990 --> 0:32:45.070 Premises are good. Has punchlines. 0:32:45.510 --> 0:32:47.250 Some corny ones, but you let him get away with 0:32:47.270 --> 0:32:49.130 it because he looks at the audience like, I know 0:32:49.170 --> 0:32:51.650 that one's corny, but I like it. And then can 0:32:51.670 --> 0:32:54.490 take it down to where it's actually meaningful and then 0:32:54.530 --> 0:32:55.290 hit you with a joke. 0:32:55.570 --> 0:32:58.190 He's the best. The best. And then does the piano thing. 0:32:58.250 --> 0:33:01.530 And then end the show as one of the, yeah, 0:33:01.800 --> 0:33:03.620 as an amazing musician. 0:33:04.140 --> 0:33:08.400 Amazing. Truly talented. Blake, you would love it. He's in 0:33:08.440 --> 0:33:11.180 the Bay. He's in Oakland. So it's Oakland heavy. Okay, 0:33:11.260 --> 0:33:14.180 come on now. Here we go. I'm tapping in. Which 0:33:14.200 --> 0:33:16.230 I think you grew up 4,000 miles from. 0:33:17.070 --> 0:33:18.950 I'm tapping in. 0:33:18.970 --> 0:33:20.810 I'm tapping in, brother. 0:33:20.850 --> 0:33:25.110 You might like it because you grew up hundreds of 0:33:25.170 --> 0:33:26.150 miles away. 0:33:26.210 --> 0:33:27.270 We're all East Bay. 0:33:27.290 --> 0:33:30.450 Because you read East Bay Magazine. 0:33:30.550 --> 0:33:34.760 I saw some clip of Jamie Foxx coming in to record. 0:33:34.840 --> 0:33:37.100 What's the song he did with Kanye and Twista? 0:33:37.160 --> 0:33:38.720 Oh, what's it? 0:33:39.470 --> 0:33:42.030 Where he was Slow jam No where Well yeah But 0:33:42.050 --> 0:33:44.450 was he covering Ray The one where it's like Yeah 0:33:44.820 --> 0:33:50.900 yeah yeah No it was It was Slow jam It. 0:33:50.620 --> 0:33:52.640 Was slow jam That's the one I'm talking about I 0:33:52.680 --> 0:33:54.959 saw him come in And break that off In the 0:33:55.000 --> 0:33:58.360 booth It was just like It was It's so cool 0:33:58.420 --> 0:34:01.360 Watching those moments Where it's like Whoa This is a 0:34:01.440 --> 0:34:04.100 forever moment And he just Kanye was just Kind of 0:34:04.120 --> 0:34:06.360 like Oh yeah Like just do your thing And like 0:34:06.400 --> 0:34:10.950 he's just Making it up Like frankie. 0:34:09.850 --> 0:34:11.110 Right right just saying people's. 0:34:10.930 --> 0:34:13.430 Names just off the top of the dome yeah it's 0:34:13.690 --> 0:34:17.780 it's it's cool that in no matter what crowd jamie 0:34:17.820 --> 0:34:21.140 foxx is in he's the star like everyone just sort 0:34:21.180 --> 0:34:24.680 of like backs up yeah and like lets him go 0:34:24.719 --> 0:34:26.600 for it these are not flowers. 0:34:26.360 --> 0:34:28.790 It's impressed the the stand-up a lot of a lot. 0:34:28.650 --> 0:34:31.490 Of impressions in the new stand-up these these are not 0:34:31.570 --> 0:34:36.200 flowers no not at all oh Stop. We want that 0:34:36.380 --> 0:34:39.860 to be known. No flowers given. Jamie, come on the pod. 0:34:41.239 --> 0:34:43.969 If everyone wants to see me cry, Jamie, come on 0:34:44.010 --> 0:34:44.450 the pod. 0:34:44.469 --> 0:34:46.330 And I'll just be like, well, why don't you cry 0:34:46.390 --> 0:34:46.710 about it? 0:34:47.570 --> 0:34:48.790 What's it like being you, man? 0:34:48.969 --> 0:34:53.930 Is he our next get? We go from McBride to 0:34:53.969 --> 0:34:54.590 Jamie Foxx? 0:34:54.790 --> 0:34:57.070 I don't know. It depends. That would be huge. 0:34:57.650 --> 0:35:00.790 That would be, I don't know where I go from there. 0:35:00.810 --> 0:35:03.419 You know what would be very funny? We get him. 0:35:03.800 --> 0:35:04.300 It's great. 0:35:04.469 --> 0:35:08.770 Great episode. And then after him, we get Barack Obama. 0:35:08.790 --> 0:35:11.510 And I'm like, You know, Jamie Foxx last week. 0:35:12.910 --> 0:35:15.250 We won't stop talking about Jamie Foxx. I just can't. 0:35:15.270 --> 0:35:18.510 This is the way. Steve Martin's like, do you remember? 0:35:18.810 --> 0:35:22.050 And I'm like, I don't, motherfucker. Do you remember? Jamie 0:35:22.090 --> 0:35:25.640 Foxx was here two weeks ago. I love the vision, Durst. 0:35:25.700 --> 0:35:26.260 I love that. 0:35:26.640 --> 0:35:30.920 Our next guests are Jamie Foxx, Barack Obama, and Steve Martin. 0:35:31.060 --> 0:35:33.100 Welcome. Yes. I'm sitting back in the cut. You guys 0:35:33.120 --> 0:35:36.219 are like, you got anything to say, Durst? I'm like, nope. No. 0:35:36.900 --> 0:35:37.100 No? 0:35:37.280 --> 0:35:41.730 Uh-uh. Hey, congratulations on all your success. That's where our 0:35:41.770 --> 0:35:45.350 guests are. Oh, we're at that caliber. But, you know. Right. 0:35:45.550 --> 0:35:49.220 We actually just have fucking Kelly Kapowski on. Talking about 0:35:49.239 --> 0:35:50.980 what she's up to now. 0:35:51.060 --> 0:35:53.400 I'm not mad at that. She's all over my feed. 0:35:53.440 --> 0:35:55.940 That'd be sick, actually. You know, we're going to get chocochie. 0:35:55.960 --> 0:35:59.500 Who are we kidding? Now we're cooking with gas. Chocochie. 0:35:59.520 --> 0:36:01.690 Did you guys hear of Selma Blair? 0:36:02.489 --> 0:36:02.729 What? 0:36:03.900 --> 0:36:05.920 Did you hear about Selma Blair? I don't even. Is 0:36:05.960 --> 0:36:07.100 that the exorcist girl? 0:36:07.160 --> 0:36:07.359 No. 0:36:07.380 --> 0:36:09.140 She was the scream. That's a good one. Linda Blair. 0:36:11.219 --> 0:36:13.790 She was in like, what's the teenage one where all 0:36:13.810 --> 0:36:16.710 the rich kids are all together and she's scream? 0:36:17.050 --> 0:36:17.630 It was scream. 0:36:17.690 --> 0:36:18.910 Oh, I know what you did last time. She's not 0:36:18.969 --> 0:36:22.109 in scream, but she's in like scream two or three 0:36:22.150 --> 0:36:22.590 or something. 0:36:22.810 --> 0:36:23.370 Okay. 0:36:23.830 --> 0:36:27.970 What was the teenager movie where the girls are making out? 0:36:28.010 --> 0:36:31.319 Ryan Phillippe's Cruel Intentions. Thank you. 0:36:31.760 --> 0:36:31.860 Oh. 0:36:31.920 --> 0:36:35.900 Legally Blonde. She plays like The mean East Coast girl? 0:36:35.920 --> 0:36:36.580 The bad girl. 0:36:36.600 --> 0:36:40.300 Okay, she's kind of legendary. Turns out she wasn't in character. 0:36:40.320 --> 0:36:42.080 Is Adam spilling tea? 0:36:42.200 --> 0:36:47.890 So she just was on a flight and she bit 0:36:47.930 --> 0:36:50.290 the flight attendant on someone. 0:36:50.730 --> 0:36:54.030 Back up, back up, back up. The cops came and like, okay, okay. 0:36:54.050 --> 0:36:57.790 She tried to open the door of the plane in midair. 0:36:58.030 --> 0:37:02.700 While flying in midair? And then when they attacked her, 0:37:02.719 --> 0:37:04.460 like tried to get her off, that's when. 0:37:04.800 --> 0:37:05.740 She bit someone. 0:37:06.000 --> 0:37:06.560 Wow. 0:37:06.780 --> 0:37:07.200 Okay. 0:37:07.260 --> 0:37:09.240 Well, this kind of can be sort of sad. 0:37:09.300 --> 0:37:09.690 Something was. 0:37:10.160 --> 0:37:12.700 On the plane, she allegedly punched one flight attendant and 0:37:12.780 --> 0:37:16.129 bit another while heading from LA to New York. Yeah, 0:37:16.150 --> 0:37:18.569 she tried to open the door while it was in 0:37:18.610 --> 0:37:18.950 the air. 0:37:19.920 --> 0:37:21.700 So she was having some sort of a. 0:37:21.719 --> 0:37:23.320 Selma Blair lines. 0:37:23.620 --> 0:37:26.379 She was having a mental episode. 0:37:26.420 --> 0:37:31.400 Yeah. What are we... Yeah, obviously. But that's not like. 0:37:31.500 --> 0:37:34.089 People say that. I think 10 years ago, you could 0:37:34.120 --> 0:37:35.870 say that and people didn't know what that meant. So 0:37:35.890 --> 0:37:38.150 it was like a get out of jail free card. Well, 0:37:38.210 --> 0:37:39.950 I think she should still go to jail. 0:37:40.090 --> 0:37:42.589 That's what I'm saying is that now we're realizing, oh, 0:37:43.230 --> 0:37:46.360 when this kind of thing happens... It is a mental 0:37:46.440 --> 0:37:47.910 episode for everybody. 0:37:47.930 --> 0:37:54.270 Unless you're premeditated, this is not an excuse. 0:37:54.550 --> 0:37:55.390 I mean, come on. 0:37:55.450 --> 0:37:57.609 If she goes to reach for the door to open 0:37:57.650 --> 0:38:00.530 the door mid-flight and everybody's like, wait, it's an episode, 0:38:00.570 --> 0:38:01.390 let her do it. 0:38:01.469 --> 0:38:05.430 Let her do it. I want to watch this episode. 0:38:05.830 --> 0:38:09.930 Have you guys seen this episode? I'd like to watch. 0:38:09.950 --> 0:38:12.660 No spoilers. Let's just see if it opens. No spoilers. 0:38:12.680 --> 0:38:13.080 Yes, punch! 0:38:14.200 --> 0:38:17.959 This is Must See TV. Come on. Hang on. You 0:38:18.020 --> 0:38:21.090 haven't seen this episode. Grab the popcorn. It's a brand 0:38:21.140 --> 0:38:21.450 new episode. 0:38:21.510 --> 0:38:25.170 It's a very special episode. Adam, you're being sucked out 0:38:25.330 --> 0:38:26.649 of the window right now. 0:38:27.390 --> 0:38:30.370 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. I wanted to watch this one. Yeah, 0:38:30.430 --> 0:38:34.750 I want to know what happened in the 20 minutes before. Yeah. 0:38:34.890 --> 0:38:37.350 In her seat, in her mind, what has happened? 0:38:37.390 --> 0:38:38.370 Or what's the telltale? 0:38:38.390 --> 0:38:42.370 Don't you kind of wish you were on the flight? Oh, boy. 0:38:42.450 --> 0:38:44.569 No, I'm not. No, don't you wish you were, like, 0:38:44.610 --> 0:38:46.910 kind of sitting, like, right next to her and she 0:38:46.930 --> 0:38:49.090 gets up and you just hear, like, you go to 0:38:49.140 --> 0:38:51.020 take a piss and you just hear, like, yanking on 0:38:51.040 --> 0:38:51.440 the door. 0:38:51.460 --> 0:38:55.219 And you're like, uh. I like that Adam wants to. Uh. 0:38:55.500 --> 0:38:58.040 Adam's just in the back of all the viral videos, like, 0:38:58.160 --> 0:38:59.100 rolling his eyes. 0:38:59.280 --> 0:39:05.169 Going like, right? Yikes. I don't like this. I think 0:39:05.230 --> 0:39:09.480 she also has, like, ALS symptoms. Am I off? Todd? 0:39:09.739 --> 0:39:10.680 I don't know. 0:39:10.700 --> 0:39:13.960 Todd, will you type just one non-lie in the fucking 0:39:14.239 --> 0:39:14.919 chat for once? 0:39:16.160 --> 0:39:18.940 It's a bagel. I think she has ALS, which also, 0:39:19.000 --> 0:39:21.759 by the way, that's what everyone who's ever had an 0:39:21.820 --> 0:39:24.690 episode has had. 0:39:24.730 --> 0:39:27.410 I'm assuming she's on some crazy medications. 0:39:28.130 --> 0:39:28.830 Right. 0:39:28.850 --> 0:39:29.969 She's diagnosed with MS. 0:39:30.640 --> 0:39:36.210 MS. In 2018. I've got my acronyms. That is a banger. 0:39:36.770 --> 0:39:41.029 That would send me. I'd lose my shit, too. You'd 0:39:41.050 --> 0:39:43.910 open some doors on planes. I would open doors on planes. 0:39:44.190 --> 0:39:45.089 That's all I would do. 0:39:45.210 --> 0:39:48.149 I would just aggressively be flying and trying to open doors. 0:39:48.190 --> 0:39:51.669 Do you get to... So, yes. You get to try 0:39:51.690 --> 0:39:55.680 and open an airplane door. Okay? Do you also get to... 0:39:55.480 --> 0:39:59.380 You get one. Do you also get to bite someone? 0:40:00.200 --> 0:40:03.160 Or is it one or the other? Are you breaking skin? 0:40:03.460 --> 0:40:06.320 Are you breaking skin? Yeah, they had to call the medics, 0:40:06.410 --> 0:40:08.609 I guess. Okay. Well, if you're breaking skin, then you 0:40:08.650 --> 0:40:09.120 don't get to. 0:40:09.130 --> 0:40:09.589 Yeah, I don't like that. 0:40:09.610 --> 0:40:11.640 But if you're not breaking skin... Then you get one. 0:40:11.680 --> 0:40:12.560 It's just a gnaw. 0:40:12.680 --> 0:40:13.580 Then you get one. Okay. 0:40:13.980 --> 0:40:14.120 Okay. 0:40:14.140 --> 0:40:15.259 Then you get one. You don't get both. 0:40:15.280 --> 0:40:19.660 And then after that, like, you can never fly on 0:40:19.680 --> 0:40:20.549 a plane again, right? 0:40:20.630 --> 0:40:22.030 We can't. Well, not Delta. 0:40:22.410 --> 0:40:25.989 You'd have to go to American, and then you'd lower 0:40:26.030 --> 0:40:27.030 yourself to United. 0:40:27.450 --> 0:40:28.230 Right. Sure. 0:40:28.690 --> 0:40:32.049 You end up, well, RIP Spirit, but damn, we lost 0:40:32.110 --> 0:40:32.770 a good one with that. 0:40:32.810 --> 0:40:35.550 Spirit doesn't exist anymore? Yeah, we're not going Spirit. Yeah. 0:40:35.590 --> 0:40:35.800 No. 0:40:35.989 --> 0:40:36.700 No, man. 0:40:36.900 --> 0:40:37.580 Got the act. 0:40:38.160 --> 0:40:39.779 No, it's just the spirit. Sorry, you know me. I 0:40:39.820 --> 0:40:42.810 got my own plane. Yeah, it's a bummer. It's crazy. 0:40:42.830 --> 0:40:44.030 She can fly on my shit. 0:40:51.310 --> 0:40:53.190 You know, the other day I was like watching some 0:40:53.230 --> 0:40:56.950 video of like, you know, it's still not like normal, 0:40:56.989 --> 0:40:59.210 but like a dad with his like four kids in 0:40:59.230 --> 0:41:02.010 the back of their little plane and the dad's flying. 0:41:02.290 --> 0:41:05.529 That's a good way to kill your entire family. Well, 0:41:05.570 --> 0:41:09.380 it's or, or you would kill your entire family. 0:41:09.420 --> 0:41:12.759 I'm not saying I should do this, but I was 0:41:12.800 --> 0:41:15.960 just like, what is this lifestyle? By the way, the kids, 0:41:16.880 --> 0:41:19.620 it's like you're in a tent altogether. It's not like 0:41:19.660 --> 0:41:23.290 a super lux like aircraft. You're saying it's kind of sucks. 0:41:23.310 --> 0:41:25.170 They're all kind of in there. The bags are in 0:41:25.190 --> 0:41:27.950 the tail and all that shit, but it's how they travel. 0:41:28.030 --> 0:41:31.529 They fly around. And I was like, this is fascinating. 0:41:31.900 --> 0:41:34.930 How much does one of these planes cost? No, it's, 0:41:35.150 --> 0:41:37.520 you can, I mean, Thomas Middleditch had a plane for 0:41:37.560 --> 0:41:37.819 a while. 0:41:38.910 --> 0:41:40.060 Moneybags Middle Ditch. 0:41:40.120 --> 0:41:42.900 I think when he was doing all those, when he 0:41:42.940 --> 0:41:44.860 was doing all the, when he was like the face 0:41:44.900 --> 0:41:47.940 of Verizon and he had some extra coin in his pocket, 0:41:48.880 --> 0:41:51.489 he had a plane. I think it's doable. You can 0:41:51.690 --> 0:41:52.009 own one. 0:41:52.450 --> 0:41:56.170 It's the gas that'll get you. It's the fuel. And 0:41:56.210 --> 0:41:58.870 like the keeping it somewhere, right? 0:41:58.910 --> 0:41:59.129 Yes. 0:41:59.250 --> 0:42:03.010 And you got to keep it. And also the fact 0:42:03.030 --> 0:42:04.340 that you will kill your family. 0:42:04.420 --> 0:42:07.640 Yeah. That's what I'm not fucking with it. It's not 0:42:07.700 --> 0:42:07.960 worth it. 0:42:07.960 --> 0:42:12.120 That's the thing that would be a bummer. Now, if 0:42:12.160 --> 0:42:13.719 it's just you and your boys and you're going to 0:42:13.920 --> 0:42:16.150 take it to Catalina and you all are willing to 0:42:16.230 --> 0:42:23.150 roll the dice and leave your family without a father, then. 0:42:21.930 --> 0:42:24.770 I'd say, fuck it. Let's go. Hey, me and the 0:42:24.810 --> 0:42:25.970 boys are rolling the dice. 0:42:26.110 --> 0:42:28.360 That's what I tell my family every night when I 0:42:28.410 --> 0:42:30.300 leave to go freaking party. 0:42:30.320 --> 0:42:32.779 You just kiss their foreheads and whisper into their ears. 0:42:32.800 --> 0:42:33.120 Every night. 0:42:33.540 --> 0:42:37.779 Every night. Yes. Daddy's rolling the dice. Yep. That's right. 0:42:38.600 --> 0:42:39.100 Every night. 0:42:39.930 --> 0:42:41.989 He said he's going to go roll the dice with 0:42:42.010 --> 0:42:42.590 the boys. 0:42:42.770 --> 0:42:44.629 I don't know. It made me think. It made me think. 0:42:44.930 --> 0:42:47.170 And to your point about I would kill my family, 0:42:47.330 --> 0:42:51.080 it made me go. You would. Can we clip that? Like, 0:42:51.219 --> 0:42:54.980 it made me go. How come? How come I would 0:42:55.020 --> 0:42:55.700 definitely crash? 0:42:56.270 --> 0:42:56.390 Oh. 0:42:56.790 --> 0:42:58.890 What is it about me, and can I change that? 0:42:58.930 --> 0:43:02.610 Can I become someone who goes, I've checked all the instruments, honey, 0:43:03.050 --> 0:43:04.860 and we're good, and you can trust me, and you 0:43:04.890 --> 0:43:07.520 can check my pulse, and it's low, and we're now 0:43:08.000 --> 0:43:09.500 climbing to 30,000 feet? 0:43:10.620 --> 0:43:15.460 I think out of the three of us, maybe you 0:43:15.500 --> 0:43:17.880 might be the one that maybe. 0:43:17.620 --> 0:43:21.540 Could possibly survive. You would crash, but maybe... You're a 0:43:21.580 --> 0:43:24.219 boat guy, but you're a boat guy. You're already a 0:43:24.260 --> 0:43:25.660 captain of a vessel. Ha! 0:43:27.050 --> 0:43:29.420 But you know how many instruments I look before I 0:43:29.460 --> 0:43:32.240 just hit full steam ahead and take us to Catalina? 0:43:32.580 --> 0:43:35.400 None. I'm not looking at shit. Good to know, by 0:43:35.440 --> 0:43:36.380 the way. After. 0:43:36.400 --> 0:43:40.080 I don't even check the fucking toilets. 0:43:41.020 --> 0:43:43.340 No, boats are much easier. 0:43:43.489 --> 0:43:45.850 Piloting, I feel like, is kind of like video games. 0:43:46.070 --> 0:43:48.390 I feel like I could really tap it. 0:43:48.390 --> 0:43:54.509 Blake, Blake, Blake. You would kill your whole family and 0:43:54.770 --> 0:43:55.230 friend group. 0:43:56.140 --> 0:43:59.969 I have pilots in my family. I feel like it 0:44:00.050 --> 0:44:00.910 takes a patient. 0:44:01.370 --> 0:44:02.690 Blake, let's keep it real. 0:44:03.290 --> 0:44:05.630 Do you think you could get to a place where 0:44:05.650 --> 0:44:06.890 you're comfortable flying people? 0:44:06.910 --> 0:44:12.200 See, Blake, you were too nervous of a person. 0:44:12.800 --> 0:44:15.480 You're a nervous person. I've been to a demolition derby 0:44:15.520 --> 0:44:20.020 with you. That's way different. We have you on camera going, no, no, no. 0:44:20.040 --> 0:44:23.920 I don't like this. That's way different. That's way different, bro. 0:44:23.930 --> 0:44:24.089 I agree. 0:44:24.110 --> 0:44:24.770 That is different. 0:44:24.810 --> 0:44:28.630 There were rednecks being like, yo, we gonna kill you, bro. 0:44:28.650 --> 0:44:32.270 Yeah, but you have to keep a steady hand. Yes. 0:44:32.370 --> 0:44:34.410 Or else you're going to get crunched. Mm-hmm. 0:44:34.530 --> 0:44:34.750 Look. 0:44:34.989 --> 0:44:36.880 This is what it's just a push and it's a 0:44:36.940 --> 0:44:39.800 pull dude it's right here okay but imagine. 0:44:40.300 --> 0:44:45.590 Okay pull up pull up there's weather all of a 0:44:45.610 --> 0:44:47.969 sudden there's weather all the time adam he just said 0:44:47.989 --> 0:44:50.439 pull up clearly he passed Yeah. 0:44:51.060 --> 0:44:53.100 Well, you got to check the weather. Of course, the 0:44:53.180 --> 0:44:54.620 turbulence would. 0:44:54.680 --> 0:44:56.780 It came out of nowhere. It came out of nowhere. 0:44:56.800 --> 0:45:00.620 And all of a sudden... You hit a goose. 0:45:00.640 --> 0:45:03.220 A goose went in the engine. So you're not going 0:45:03.239 --> 0:45:05.919 to be... See, what I would do is I would. 0:45:06.140 --> 0:45:07.950 The difference between us, and we can start at. 0:45:08.219 --> 0:45:09.570 I think you know what we would start at. 0:45:09.570 --> 0:45:09.830 Uh-huh. 0:45:10.350 --> 0:45:11.790 I'm ejecting. I'm ejecting. 0:45:11.950 --> 0:45:14.469 I would have the steady hand, but then I could 0:45:14.570 --> 0:45:17.100 think I could make a landing or something that I 0:45:17.360 --> 0:45:20.500 obviously shouldn't be trying to make. Golf course style? And 0:45:20.820 --> 0:45:23.270 then I would crash and kill my family. 0:45:24.010 --> 0:45:28.129 Oh, that sucks. Yeah, no. I mean... I feel like you. 0:45:28.350 --> 0:45:32.990 Maybe there's some sort of like a test drive vessel 0:45:33.050 --> 0:45:36.110 that you could go through some scary scenarios that prepare 0:45:36.150 --> 0:45:36.750 you for that. 0:45:37.570 --> 0:45:40.270 Like, what would it be? I believe it's called flight simulator. 0:45:40.370 --> 0:45:40.850 And I think. 0:45:41.010 --> 0:45:44.170 Yes, that's the word I was looking for. 0:45:44.469 --> 0:45:47.030 Like a flight simulator that could put me in those 0:45:47.410 --> 0:45:51.110 predicaments and I could be trained for when a little 0:45:51.310 --> 0:45:52.190 weather or turbine. 0:45:52.210 --> 0:45:53.260 And I think that there are. 0:45:53.270 --> 0:45:53.690 Goose in the engine? 0:45:53.710 --> 0:45:54.290 I don't know. 0:45:54.310 --> 0:45:56.810 I think that is how they train... most pilots for 0:45:56.830 --> 0:45:59.210 a very long time is on flight simulators. Yeah. 0:45:59.469 --> 0:46:02.810 Yes. Do we do that? And then how comfortable are 0:46:02.850 --> 0:46:04.150 we in a flight simulator? 0:46:04.330 --> 0:46:06.360 I mean, I play a, I played a lot of 0:46:06.410 --> 0:46:07.489 pilot wing guys. 0:46:07.640 --> 0:46:09.120 I just want to be, I just want to be like, 0:46:09.920 --> 0:46:11.719 I'm getting to a point now where I'm damn near 0:46:11.719 --> 0:46:17.180 50 and I'm like, can I do, can I do anything? Yeah. 0:46:17.239 --> 0:46:21.439 We're, we're not damn near 50. You are for sure. Yeah. 0:46:21.680 --> 0:46:25.750 There's not much like when you really list out what, 0:46:25.989 --> 0:46:27.629 we're capable of, there isn't much. 0:46:27.710 --> 0:46:30.910 We talked about this a few weeks ago about, you know, 0:46:30.969 --> 0:46:33.549 we own, we own tools. Do we know how to 0:46:33.630 --> 0:46:33.890 use them? 0:46:34.200 --> 0:46:37.320 Not really. Not really. Like what tools? 0:46:37.380 --> 0:46:40.339 There's, there's not a lot of know-how happening, at least 0:46:40.560 --> 0:46:44.000 speaking for myself. I have a bunch of tools. I 0:46:44.060 --> 0:46:46.299 look at them. When something goes wrong, I kind of 0:46:46.320 --> 0:46:49.660 look at the tools. I'll take a tool. I'll, I'll 0:46:49.700 --> 0:46:51.600 hit a thing and then I'll call a guy. 0:46:52.040 --> 0:46:55.680 Hey, I've gone on record. I'll go on record. I 0:46:55.840 --> 0:46:59.100 am a pretty good plumber. I am a pretty good plumber. 0:46:59.520 --> 0:47:03.530 Oh, speak on that. I've installed tushies for all my neighbors. 0:47:03.830 --> 0:47:06.729 I've installed a toilet and it worked and it didn't leak. 0:47:06.950 --> 0:47:07.340 I did it. 0:47:07.770 --> 0:47:08.750 I did it all by myself. 0:47:08.830 --> 0:47:10.350 Damn, that's fucking big time. 0:47:10.370 --> 0:47:12.529 Did you bag up the old one? You know how 0:47:12.570 --> 0:47:14.290 they take the old one and they bag it up? 0:47:14.390 --> 0:47:15.570 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 0:47:15.820 --> 0:47:17.259 You put it in a bag and you leave it 0:47:17.340 --> 0:47:19.140 on the curb. And then somebody takes it. 0:47:19.260 --> 0:47:19.560 Wow. 0:47:19.760 --> 0:47:19.980 Yeah. 0:47:20.040 --> 0:47:22.140 Who takes it? Just a homeless guy? It could be. 0:47:22.340 --> 0:47:24.140 I don't know. I'm not asking questions. Oh, okay. 0:47:24.219 --> 0:47:26.860 It wasn't there? No, it's that toilet kid. You guys 0:47:26.880 --> 0:47:27.960 seen that toilet kid? 0:47:29.160 --> 0:47:29.480 No. 0:47:29.760 --> 0:47:30.080 Oh, yeah. 0:47:30.260 --> 0:47:32.420 I've seen it. Toilet kid on Instagram. He's like, well, 0:47:32.520 --> 0:47:36.299 look what he got here. A fucking Toto 1987. This 0:47:36.550 --> 0:47:37.239 is a classic. 0:47:37.280 --> 0:47:37.490 Yeah. 0:47:37.570 --> 0:47:41.070 It's like, this is an American standard. 0:47:41.070 --> 0:47:41.550 1992. 0:47:41.550 --> 0:47:43.750 This is a perfect model. Wow. 0:47:43.770 --> 0:47:45.070 Let's see if it can handle. 0:47:45.150 --> 0:47:46.770 And then he'll put a bunch of like nails in 0:47:46.810 --> 0:47:47.740 there or something and. 0:47:48.110 --> 0:47:48.970 See if it can flush. 0:47:49.090 --> 0:47:51.810 And then it does. And then he'll go, it flushed. 0:47:51.969 --> 0:47:53.549 This kid sounds amazing. 0:47:53.670 --> 0:47:58.400 No, the dad, the kids, whatever. The dad. The dad. 0:47:58.420 --> 0:48:00.440 It all goes back to the dad. Has the foresight 0:48:00.500 --> 0:48:03.000 to go, I love him. I'm leaning in. 0:48:03.400 --> 0:48:06.500 I got a kid who's obsessed with toilets and I'm 0:48:06.520 --> 0:48:07.440 going to celebrate this. 0:48:08.239 --> 0:48:13.149 And I'm going to un-weird it. Right. This is obviously, look. 0:48:13.290 --> 0:48:15.310 It is weird. Everyone, you guys can say whatever the 0:48:15.350 --> 0:48:18.049 fuck you want. Yeah, Blake. You can say whatever you want. 0:48:18.110 --> 0:48:21.840 It is a strange hobby by and large. 0:48:22.900 --> 0:48:23.160 But. 0:48:23.280 --> 0:48:23.580 Uh-huh. 0:48:24.380 --> 0:48:27.560 The dad's gone. Yeah, exactly. And I'm going to unstrange 0:48:27.600 --> 0:48:31.910 it by showing the world how actually wonderful his relationship 0:48:31.950 --> 0:48:35.270 with these toilets is. Go dad. I was thinking a 0:48:35.850 --> 0:48:37.240 similar thing when I saw it. 0:48:37.770 --> 0:48:41.530 But I also was going, is this the dad's weird 0:48:41.700 --> 0:48:45.339 hobby that he's now got his kid into? And now 0:48:45.400 --> 0:48:46.219 his kid is like. 0:48:46.380 --> 0:48:48.300 I love toilets just like my dad. 0:48:48.760 --> 0:48:51.200 And then now he's the toilet kid and his dad 0:48:51.239 --> 0:48:53.910 has made him toilet kid. And now that's going to 0:48:53.930 --> 0:48:56.140 be a hard thing to shake once he hits middle school. 0:48:56.410 --> 0:48:57.439 He's the toilet kid. 0:48:57.739 --> 0:49:00.600 I got a feeling this kid's, he's good to go 0:49:00.780 --> 0:49:02.500 as toilet guy. Okay. 0:49:03.719 --> 0:49:06.379 I don't think he's going to like. I think you're 0:49:06.420 --> 0:49:09.080 probably right. But I saw it both ways. I was like, 0:49:09.180 --> 0:49:12.109 either this dad is a strange bird. He's just like. 0:49:12.130 --> 0:49:14.830 In our family, we raid toilets. 0:49:15.030 --> 0:49:15.290 Right. 0:49:15.400 --> 0:49:19.220 But listen, to me, if one of my kids starts 0:49:19.280 --> 0:49:22.760 becoming obsessed with toilets, I don't think I've got the 0:49:23.950 --> 0:49:28.669 acceptance to go, yeah, we're going to lean in. Let's 0:49:28.690 --> 0:49:31.189 go for another drive and find some more toilets, guys. 0:49:31.230 --> 0:49:34.300 That's what we're doing this Saturday. Okay. I'm going, hey, 0:49:34.340 --> 0:49:38.880 that's pretty funny. Get in the car. We're going to soccer. 0:49:39.219 --> 0:49:42.239 Here's a baseball glove. You want to play catch? Let's 0:49:42.260 --> 0:49:45.140 see if this ball flushes right into your hand and 0:49:45.160 --> 0:49:46.259 then you throw to me. 0:49:46.880 --> 0:49:49.959 Maybe we nix the toilet aspect and you go. 0:49:49.860 --> 0:49:50.299 To the MLB. 0:49:51.880 --> 0:49:54.620 No, Terrence, I think you've got to kind of try 0:49:54.660 --> 0:49:57.260 to find your way into his world. You could find 0:49:57.340 --> 0:49:59.500 the excitement there for you. I know, like, you know, 0:49:59.540 --> 0:50:02.230 you like those automatic toilets. 0:50:02.270 --> 0:50:04.870 But maybe you could find your entry point in there. 0:50:04.930 --> 0:50:08.000 Automatic toilets. Yeah, like the ones that shoot up your ass. 0:50:08.030 --> 0:50:10.310 Yeah, I feel like this kid would be like, oh, 0:50:10.350 --> 0:50:11.830 those are fucking trash. 0:50:11.890 --> 0:50:13.189 Like, I remember, like. 0:50:13.230 --> 0:50:19.529 He's super racist. He's like, Japanese toilets? And his dad, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut. Stop, stop, stop. 0:50:20.010 --> 0:50:23.020 I'm just, that's probably, that's probably whatever. I'm buying that shit. 0:50:23.040 --> 0:50:24.500 Damn Japs and their toilets. 0:50:24.520 --> 0:50:24.780 Stop. 0:50:24.840 --> 0:50:27.200 Stop. Stop. 0:50:27.219 --> 0:50:28.720 I'm just saying what you said, Dad. 0:50:28.820 --> 0:50:30.800 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. No, no, no, no, no. 0:50:30.989 --> 0:50:31.549 It's a live stream. 0:50:31.570 --> 0:50:32.169 It's a live stream. 0:50:32.190 --> 0:50:33.969 I like an American standard. 0:50:34.030 --> 0:50:39.060 Exactly. I'm an American standard guy all the way. Nationalism. 0:50:39.200 --> 0:50:39.419 Mm-hmm. 0:50:40.100 --> 0:50:42.700 Oh, okay. Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut. We get the 0:50:42.739 --> 0:50:44.780 toilet kid. He's speaking. Send it back. 0:50:45.260 --> 0:50:48.040 And while we're speaking on this, the borders need to 0:50:48.080 --> 0:50:48.880 be stronger. 0:50:48.900 --> 0:50:52.650 The toilet kid's coming to the RNC convention. Send them back. 0:50:53.510 --> 0:50:54.250 The toilets. 0:50:55.170 --> 0:50:57.029 Here's the thing about black toilets. 0:50:57.110 --> 0:51:02.489 Okay. Not in my house. Cut, cut, cut, cut. Absolutely not. 0:51:02.690 --> 0:51:03.129 Young man. 0:51:03.150 --> 0:51:06.200 My toilets are white or pink. 0:51:06.580 --> 0:51:12.660 I'll tell you what they are. When I was. 0:51:13.739 --> 0:51:17.020 There are some really cool vintage toilets, though. I don't 0:51:17.070 --> 0:51:21.489 know if you guys have searched. You can get teal toilets, 0:51:21.510 --> 0:51:22.710 yellow toilets. 0:51:23.219 --> 0:51:24.340 Brown toilets. 0:51:24.469 --> 0:51:28.649 What happened to toilets with color, man? 0:51:28.670 --> 0:51:29.730 Dude, this is everything. 0:51:29.969 --> 0:51:32.610 You walk into any new house and it's just white 0:51:33.050 --> 0:51:34.110 everything everywhere. 0:51:34.150 --> 0:51:34.880 I don't like that. 0:51:34.910 --> 0:51:38.520 By the way, you can, if you spend money, get 0:51:38.660 --> 0:51:40.340 all the stuff with all the colors. 0:51:40.660 --> 0:51:41.779 And I think you did for a. 0:51:41.760 --> 0:51:43.520 While when you would walk in your house and it 0:51:43.560 --> 0:51:47.160 looked like A Nickelodeon waiting room. 0:51:47.219 --> 0:51:50.760 It looked like an electric water gun from the 90s. 0:51:50.820 --> 0:51:54.090 It looked like your house was sponsored by Nerf. It 0:51:54.130 --> 0:51:56.130 was just like, you're selling me. 0:51:56.230 --> 0:52:00.670 I'm down. Blake's house used to be insane. 0:52:00.690 --> 0:52:04.260 Blake's house was the opening credits for Clarissa Explains It All. 0:52:05.570 --> 0:52:08.190 I walk in and I'm like, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. 0:52:08.450 --> 0:52:12.009 We need to post photos of what your living room 0:52:12.030 --> 0:52:14.270 looked like when this podcast comes out. 0:52:14.310 --> 0:52:17.610 Because it was an all-timer. It was fun. 0:52:17.969 --> 0:52:20.960 It also, the bummer about it, every time I walked 0:52:21.000 --> 0:52:23.799 in there, was I thought like, wow, this is an 0:52:23.860 --> 0:52:25.739 incredible place to live if you're 11. 0:52:25.739 --> 0:52:27.940 But as a man who is hungover quite a. 0:52:27.960 --> 0:52:32.580 Bit, There was a lot of colors in there. And 0:52:32.600 --> 0:52:37.219 it was bright. Did that ever... Was it sending me 0:52:37.260 --> 0:52:39.600 for a loop? Yeah, would that send you for a loop? 0:52:39.800 --> 0:52:42.320 Or the amount of neon and the amount of colors, 0:52:42.780 --> 0:52:45.820 that was okay? Because I like a nice dark room. 0:52:45.860 --> 0:52:46.719 Like a den. 0:52:46.940 --> 0:52:51.200 Mahogany. When you're hung. When you're hung. Wouldn't know. 0:52:51.580 --> 0:52:54.000 No, you know, it never triggered me. 0:52:54.040 --> 0:52:54.560 It never. 0:52:56.560 --> 0:52:58.940 Triggered me in those ways. It inspired you. It was 0:52:58.980 --> 0:52:59.700 very comforting. 0:53:00.100 --> 0:53:04.480 Yeah, I think I'm a child of Nickelodeon, and that 0:53:04.560 --> 0:53:07.540 is what my soul says it needs. 0:53:07.700 --> 0:53:08.759 But I've chilled out. 0:53:08.800 --> 0:53:10.630 Do you have a piece of the crag? I can't remember. 0:53:10.690 --> 0:53:11.590 Do you have a piece of the crag? 0:53:11.610 --> 0:53:13.910 I don't have a piece of the crag. I do not. 0:53:14.150 --> 0:53:16.629 I've looked it up online, and sometimes it's. 0:53:16.550 --> 0:53:20.910 Pretty— Jordan Van Dyne, the writer-director who we all know, 0:53:21.090 --> 0:53:23.620 he has a piece of the crag, I believe. 0:53:23.719 --> 0:53:25.239 It's so tight. The aggro crag. 0:53:25.260 --> 0:53:25.400 Mm-hmm. 0:53:25.930 --> 0:53:28.719 Yes, from Guts. Global Guts, of course. He eBayed that 0:53:28.760 --> 0:53:30.640 or he competed? eBayed. 0:53:31.160 --> 0:53:31.520 Yeah. 0:53:31.540 --> 0:53:32.620 See, something about that. 0:53:32.880 --> 0:53:33.220 Damn. 0:53:33.739 --> 0:53:35.640 We got to just start that show again. 0:53:35.719 --> 0:53:38.550 That's also someone I would interview on this podcast. Someone 0:53:38.590 --> 0:53:40.150 who competed on Guts. 0:53:40.430 --> 0:53:43.130 I would do that. I would definitely do that. I 0:53:43.170 --> 0:53:47.250 bet we could get... After 10 minutes, you're like... What else? 0:53:47.570 --> 0:53:51.370 Is your nickname still Mike the Destroyer? 0:53:51.530 --> 0:53:54.350 It's a lot of like, I can't really remember. That 0:53:54.390 --> 0:53:58.370 was 40 years ago. Yeah. Okay, big time. Really? You 0:53:58.390 --> 0:53:58.810 don't remember? 0:53:58.830 --> 0:54:02.670 Because it almost seemed like you, on aerial assault, do 0:54:02.710 --> 0:54:04.930 you recall what was going through your mind when you 0:54:05.010 --> 0:54:06.290 missed that first dunk? 0:54:06.310 --> 0:54:08.790 Yeah, that was 37 years ago. I do like the 0:54:08.850 --> 0:54:10.930 idea of somebody trying to be like, yeah, I'm here. 0:54:10.969 --> 0:54:13.750 I watched your guy's show. But that was so long ago. 0:54:14.150 --> 0:54:14.830 And we're like, oh, okay. 0:54:14.850 --> 0:54:16.750 But then we really get down to it. We're like, 0:54:17.170 --> 0:54:19.900 it was a sliding doors moment. 0:54:19.660 --> 0:54:20.120 For their life. 0:54:20.140 --> 0:54:23.339 And then that guy from Nickelodeon did touch him. And 0:54:23.360 --> 0:54:24.480 then we got to get into that. 0:54:24.739 --> 0:54:28.180 Oh, well. That cannot be true. 0:54:28.200 --> 0:54:29.960 Oh, was this that documentary where they. 0:54:29.900 --> 0:54:32.320 Were like, oh, you think the Gak wasn't jizz? 0:54:32.380 --> 0:54:35.570 And it's like, Dude from all that you're talking about. 0:54:35.850 --> 0:54:37.150 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:54:37.250 --> 0:54:40.130 Well, I think he was like a producer on like 0:54:40.170 --> 0:54:40.850 a bunch of shows. 0:54:40.870 --> 0:54:42.350 Hey, aren't you on all that? Why are you on 0:54:42.410 --> 0:54:44.590 our set? He was a total creep. He was a 0:54:44.610 --> 0:54:46.910 total creep. I heard this place is called Nuts. It's 0:54:46.930 --> 0:54:49.980 called Guts. Okay. My mistake. 0:54:50.219 --> 0:54:52.980 I don't think he had his hands. 0:54:54.100 --> 0:54:59.660 Do you have them? I know this is Guts. I'm sorry. 0:54:59.719 --> 0:55:00.500 I thought it was Nuts. 0:55:00.680 --> 0:55:01.359 Do you have them? 0:55:02.420 --> 0:55:02.620 No. 0:55:04.670 --> 0:55:05.970 I've got a pitch for the show. 0:55:06.270 --> 0:55:07.430 What if we call it nuts? 0:55:08.469 --> 0:55:08.779 Nuts. 0:55:09.050 --> 0:55:12.020 Do you have them? Do you have them? You got 0:55:12.040 --> 0:55:14.759 to go, bud. I do like the idea. It's not 0:55:14.800 --> 0:55:15.259 called nuts. 0:55:15.460 --> 0:55:18.020 And then he goes, okay, my bad. He starts walking 0:55:18.060 --> 0:55:21.460 away and then he goes, but do you have them? 0:55:21.480 --> 0:55:25.109 Is it real? We're done here. And they're like, we're 0:55:25.150 --> 0:55:28.410 actually going to keep that. We're actually going to keep that. 0:55:29.550 --> 0:55:33.150 Yeah, so he was like arrested and convicted of lewd 0:55:33.290 --> 0:55:36.340 acts against a minor and oral copulation of a minor. 0:55:37.280 --> 0:55:42.360 Yikes. He's a terrible human being. Real creepy. 0:55:42.380 --> 0:55:44.799 Yeah, he was bad. 0:55:44.980 --> 0:55:48.850 That documentary, that biography is dark. I don't know if 0:55:48.890 --> 0:55:52.279 that's a biography as much as, you know. No, it's 0:55:52.340 --> 0:55:54.080 a dock, and it's heavy. 0:55:54.380 --> 0:55:55.040 It's a bummer. 0:55:55.239 --> 0:55:57.900 Because all those shows I really liked, and that dude was. 0:55:58.340 --> 0:56:01.810 All up in that. He had his fingers all over it. 0:56:01.830 --> 0:56:04.870 You know what? I was watching My Brother and Me 0:56:04.969 --> 0:56:06.670 the other day on the brick. 0:56:06.790 --> 0:56:07.950 We covered it a little bit. 0:56:08.030 --> 0:56:09.450 But there's a little white kid on it. 0:56:09.890 --> 0:56:10.780 I don't recall. 0:56:11.180 --> 0:56:12.839 That character. And I'm like, where'd they find this white 0:56:12.880 --> 0:56:15.460 kid and where is this white kid now? Because he's like, what? 0:56:15.719 --> 0:56:17.580 He's got like the bowl cut. I feel like we 0:56:17.600 --> 0:56:20.279 did cover it, but he's like fully cross-colored out. I 0:56:20.320 --> 0:56:20.580 don't know. 0:56:20.600 --> 0:56:22.740 And he's got a little like, he's got a little flavor. 0:56:22.780 --> 0:56:25.359 He's definitely like invited to the barbecue white kid that 0:56:25.380 --> 0:56:25.900 they cast. 0:56:26.520 --> 0:56:26.980 That's sick. 0:56:27.020 --> 0:56:31.969 Dude, cross-colors were so ill. I wanted cross-colors so bad. 0:56:32.030 --> 0:56:35.190 I never had any in my collection as a child. 0:56:35.770 --> 0:56:39.550 Whites and cross-colors, say what you will, strong. 0:56:40.480 --> 0:56:44.660 Strong walking out of the house because you better be 0:56:45.320 --> 0:56:49.890 about a certain kind of lifestyle where it's genuine um. 0:56:50.070 --> 0:56:54.069 It's not the cross colors brand but essentially we sent 0:56:54.130 --> 0:56:57.189 my son to preschool today in an outfit that looks 0:56:57.430 --> 0:56:58.370 pretty similar. 0:56:58.070 --> 0:57:02.200 Can i the block colors okay yeah that's that's just 0:57:02.239 --> 0:57:05.380 clothing to say cross colors where it's like what is 0:57:05.440 --> 0:57:07.320 it love seasonal color Right? 0:57:07.420 --> 0:57:08.860 Oh, is that? 0:57:09.140 --> 0:57:12.200 I just remember, I just remember crisscross wore it and 0:57:12.219 --> 0:57:12.560 I was like. 0:57:12.620 --> 0:57:17.160 Hell yeah. I mostly think of crisscross. 0:57:17.400 --> 0:57:23.120 It was, it was a whole movement growing up. 0:57:23.500 --> 0:57:25.960 See, we, yeah, we, that I'm sure. 0:57:26.200 --> 0:57:30.240 Yes. So love sees no color. Racism hurts. Everybody is 0:57:30.280 --> 0:57:32.050 an iconic. That's the name. Yeah. 0:57:32.070 --> 0:57:32.200 Yeah. 0:57:32.480 --> 0:57:36.080 Is an iconic anti-racism message featured on vintage and retro 0:57:36.100 --> 0:57:38.990 apparel by the urban fashion brand Cross Colors. 0:57:39.050 --> 0:57:39.990 Did Cross Colors? 0:57:40.010 --> 0:57:43.770 You need to get my two-and-a-half-year-old white son that's growing 0:57:43.810 --> 0:57:44.530 up in Newport Beach. 0:57:44.570 --> 0:57:47.850 And the movie Malcolm X, Cross Colors, the movie Malcolm X, 0:57:48.230 --> 0:57:50.910 and then the Bo Jacksons that had, like, the cross 0:57:51.280 --> 0:57:52.540 over the top that looked like it. 0:57:52.580 --> 0:57:56.320 Oh, those were ill, dude. That whole era, time stamp 0:57:56.340 --> 0:57:59.460 for me. I could go back there right now. I 0:57:59.500 --> 0:58:00.740 closed my eyes. I could see it. 0:58:01.360 --> 0:58:03.660 I just had the Looney Tunes shirt that was Bugs 0:58:03.720 --> 0:58:06.440 and Daffy wearing the backwards clothes, and I thought that. 0:58:06.280 --> 0:58:07.820 Shit was fucking hard. That was pretty legendary. 0:58:08.220 --> 0:58:08.740 Yes, it was. 0:58:08.880 --> 0:58:11.880 But then they released one where they were wearing cross colors, 0:58:11.960 --> 0:58:13.410 like Tweety had a gear on. 0:58:13.430 --> 0:58:14.240 That was very cool. 0:58:14.260 --> 0:58:14.340 Damn. 0:58:14.510 --> 0:58:16.970 Yeah, I got none of that stuff. I mostly was 0:58:17.330 --> 0:58:18.690 head to toe, no fear. 0:58:19.710 --> 0:58:22.530 Of course. Yeah, second place is the first loser. Great, 0:58:22.590 --> 0:58:25.070 great shirt. Stussy, adjust your eyes. 0:58:25.190 --> 0:58:25.550 Dude. 0:58:25.670 --> 0:58:27.670 I would wear the second place is the first loser 0:58:27.690 --> 0:58:31.090 shirt to swim meets and then get like fifth and 0:58:31.130 --> 0:58:31.910 just like. 0:58:31.690 --> 0:58:34.770 Roll the shirt up and like kind of just wear 0:58:34.850 --> 0:58:38.030 nothing home. Dude, bros would just rip it off. 0:58:38.210 --> 0:58:40.970 I would wear second place is the first loser shirt 0:58:41.560 --> 0:58:43.740 And then it was just me standing on the sidelines 0:58:43.840 --> 0:58:47.180 because I was crippled like a year prior and I 0:58:47.300 --> 0:58:49.490 can barely run. And they're like, hey, you can be 0:58:49.530 --> 0:58:51.770 on the team, but you're not allowed to play the game. 0:58:51.850 --> 0:58:55.790 Second place is cool. Second place would be great. I 0:58:55.810 --> 0:58:57.430 would love to. I would love second place. 0:58:57.470 --> 0:59:00.830 Did you get, was it Mossimo that said on the back, 0:59:00.870 --> 0:59:03.290 it was like sight for sore eyes and like the 0:59:03.470 --> 0:59:05.010 font was all fucked up. 0:59:05.270 --> 0:59:07.890 It was blurry. Was that Mossimo or was that Stussy? 0:59:07.950 --> 0:59:09.110 I can't remember. I think. 0:59:09.150 --> 0:59:09.370 Yeah. 0:59:09.730 --> 0:59:09.830 It's. 0:59:10.240 --> 0:59:13.520 They both might have been dabbing in it but dabbling 0:59:13.640 --> 0:59:16.880 but i think it was mossimo i do think. 0:59:16.800 --> 0:59:19.340 Yeah i don't think i had any stussy. 0:59:19.060 --> 0:59:21.180 Stussy was kind of a come up sight for sore 0:59:21.240 --> 0:59:23.900 eyes mossimo and i had this shirt I wore that 0:59:24.140 --> 0:59:24.780 a lot. Yeah. 0:59:25.020 --> 0:59:28.490 Wait, Adam, were we just wardrobe brothers? Yeah, we might 0:59:28.510 --> 0:59:30.250 have been. I had both of them. I was just 0:59:30.930 --> 0:59:32.770 trying to be you, dog. Stop it. 0:59:32.810 --> 0:59:36.770 Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams for this epi? 0:59:37.070 --> 0:59:39.770 Huh. We covered a lot. We covered a lot today. 0:59:39.830 --> 0:59:41.820 If I could, I would get in the time machine. 0:59:41.840 --> 0:59:46.180 I would take back killing that bird in Mrs. Nuchek's backyard. 0:59:46.740 --> 0:59:49.180 It's haunted me forever, and I am sorry for that. 0:59:49.520 --> 0:59:50.260 I'm sorry for that. 0:59:50.300 --> 0:59:50.520 Yeah. 0:59:50.600 --> 0:59:53.000 And did you call her Mrs. Newichek growing up? Because 0:59:53.040 --> 0:59:55.120 I like that. Um, I think there were times. 0:59:55.320 --> 0:59:55.620 Yeah. 0:59:56.090 --> 0:59:58.070 But, you know. I think, I think I call, it 0:59:58.170 --> 1:00:00.270 was a lot of Mr. and Mrs. when I was 1:00:00.290 --> 1:00:00.550 a kid. 1:00:00.670 --> 1:00:04.290 I remember, I was like, someday, and those days are over. 1:00:04.790 --> 1:00:06.050 No one's calling me Mr. Holm. 1:00:06.250 --> 1:00:07.650 Really? No one does? 1:00:07.910 --> 1:00:08.150 Mm-mm. 1:00:08.370 --> 1:00:11.070 I feel like we, we coach Bo to say Mr. 1:00:11.090 --> 1:00:13.220 and Mrs. quite a bit to adults. 1:00:13.340 --> 1:00:15.300 I'm like, you guys don't see this shit? 1:00:15.320 --> 1:00:16.120 Yeah, where the fuck? 1:00:16.140 --> 1:00:18.740 Yeah, your mustache, that deserves a Mr. There's a lot 1:00:18.760 --> 1:00:23.050 of like, uh, bitch. And I go, what? Bitch, give 1:00:23.090 --> 1:00:23.850 me popsicles. 1:00:23.890 --> 1:00:26.570 And I go, did you, did you ever have a 1:00:26.630 --> 1:00:28.850 dad or mom check you where if you call them 1:00:28.890 --> 1:00:30.130 by like their first name, they're. 1:00:29.990 --> 1:00:33.230 Like, actually, my, my mom, I got my, we were 1:00:33.270 --> 1:00:35.850 driving to school and we drove past this girl. 1:00:36.270 --> 1:00:38.910 Shout out, Annie. And I was like, oh, there's Annie. 1:00:39.410 --> 1:00:40.040 Let's pick her up. 1:00:40.290 --> 1:00:41.630 So we pick her up. She gets in the car 1:00:41.650 --> 1:00:45.410 and then she's like, oh, like, how are you, Cheryl? 1:00:45.510 --> 1:00:47.510 And she, we were like in seventh or eighth grade. 1:00:47.880 --> 1:00:50.690 So it was real kind of like, The age where. 1:00:50.870 --> 1:00:53.220 You're testing to see if you could say that. You're testing. 1:00:53.240 --> 1:00:57.100 You're looking at the boundaries and you think you're smarter 1:00:57.120 --> 1:00:59.220 than you are as a kid and you're kind of 1:00:59.320 --> 1:01:02.340 leveling up. And my mom pulls the car back over 1:01:02.360 --> 1:01:05.450 and she goes, Annie, if you want to ride with me, 1:01:06.310 --> 1:01:07.290 you can call me Mrs. 1:01:07.330 --> 1:01:09.490 Holm. Otherwise, you can get out and walk. 1:01:09.730 --> 1:01:10.070 Boom. 1:01:10.130 --> 1:01:17.600 And I was like- Depends. We're like, depends. Do you 1:01:17.660 --> 1:01:20.890 want to comment? Depends. That's a depends moment. 1:01:21.510 --> 1:01:24.290 And then like, you know, she sat up a little straighter. 1:01:24.310 --> 1:01:26.490 My mom's from the South, like old school type shit. 1:01:26.570 --> 1:01:28.110 I love that, dude. 1:01:28.270 --> 1:01:31.110 As humiliating that might be the next day at school, 1:01:31.130 --> 1:01:31.910 I like that. 1:01:31.970 --> 1:01:34.650 Your mom served her up, bro. That's fucking sick. 1:01:34.670 --> 1:01:37.510 Yeah, that's not humiliating. I wouldn't say that's not humiliating. 1:01:37.530 --> 1:01:39.830 No, she might come back to school like, dude, Andre's 1:01:39.890 --> 1:01:41.280 mom was hella mean to me. 1:01:41.760 --> 1:01:42.840 I think she laughed. 1:01:42.860 --> 1:01:46.680 Yeah, and then Anders gets to say, yeah, she fucking 1:01:46.720 --> 1:01:47.380 punked you, dude. 1:01:47.880 --> 1:01:50.580 Yeah, I think she laughed about it. She was pretty. Yeah, 1:01:50.600 --> 1:01:52.560 you got to back your mom there, dog. Of course. 1:01:52.840 --> 1:01:53.700 I love that. 1:01:53.760 --> 1:01:54.240 I love that. 1:01:54.410 --> 1:01:56.850 No, that's some gangster ass shit right there. 1:01:56.870 --> 1:02:00.310 But yeah, I was like, and weirdly in my town, 1:02:00.330 --> 1:02:02.330 there's like a north side that's a little more buttoned 1:02:02.370 --> 1:02:04.490 up in the south side. And on the south side, 1:02:04.550 --> 1:02:09.050 it's all ex-hippies. North side is definitely not. And no 1:02:09.230 --> 1:02:11.330 one on the north side was called by their first name. 1:02:11.370 --> 1:02:13.880 And every parent on the south side was like, call 1:02:13.920 --> 1:02:14.520 me Steve. 1:02:15.000 --> 1:02:18.620 Hey, call me Wendy. And I'd be like, fucking what? 1:02:20.500 --> 1:02:21.360 I can't. 1:02:21.780 --> 1:02:27.100 Yeah, I don't think I called anyone by their first names. 1:02:27.300 --> 1:02:31.110 I think everyone was Mr. and Mrs. Jonica. 1:02:31.450 --> 1:02:34.770 Do we think anything is lost or gained by kids 1:02:34.850 --> 1:02:37.030 calling adults by their first name? 1:02:37.290 --> 1:02:40.290 I think it's just a level of like respect. Like 1:02:40.330 --> 1:02:42.970 you're going to treat them like if you go into 1:02:43.010 --> 1:02:43.890 a Mr. and Mrs. 1:02:43.990 --> 1:02:46.250 House, you like are like, okay, I got to, you know, 1:02:46.630 --> 1:02:48.970 they're adults. You know, I like them. 1:02:49.220 --> 1:02:51.000 I like them walking in with the Mr. 1:02:51.040 --> 1:02:51.500 And Mrs. 1:02:51.600 --> 1:02:53.600 And then you can tell them, you know what? Just 1:02:53.640 --> 1:02:54.380 call me Blake. 1:02:54.740 --> 1:02:55.620 Hey, you know what? 1:02:55.660 --> 1:02:55.900 Yeah. 1:02:55.940 --> 1:02:56.800 Call me Blazer. 1:02:56.840 --> 1:02:59.660 Hey, I'm a cool one. 1:02:59.700 --> 1:03:03.360 Call me Blazer. You want to hit this first? Two pups, 1:03:03.390 --> 1:03:04.290 then we pass. 1:03:04.330 --> 1:03:05.130 Listen, I'm cool. 1:03:05.150 --> 1:03:07.350 Be cool about it. I'm freaking cool, dude. 1:03:07.370 --> 1:03:09.830 There is a weird thing where it's like, I understand 1:03:09.870 --> 1:03:14.430 like parents, we want kids to feel like comfortable around 1:03:14.470 --> 1:03:17.070 adults and like we're all the same, but like we 1:03:17.130 --> 1:03:17.930 aren't the same. 1:03:18.330 --> 1:03:18.550 No. 1:03:19.090 --> 1:03:22.740 Their kids were adults and like, I don't know. No. 1:03:23.010 --> 1:03:25.440 I think it's important. A respect for your elders. 1:03:25.520 --> 1:03:28.080 It goes all the way. And maybe that's just in 1:03:28.240 --> 1:03:31.940 action and not in like names, right? Sure. But I 1:03:31.960 --> 1:03:37.080 don't know. I think we're like overcorrecting where it's like, no, no, no, please. No, no, please. 1:03:37.680 --> 1:03:40.260 Call me Darcy. Don't even call me by my first name. 1:03:41.220 --> 1:03:46.270 Call me dumbass. I don't care. Call me shithead. Toilet dad. 1:03:46.310 --> 1:03:48.450 Call me shithead. Toilet dad. I'm a piece of shit. 1:03:48.770 --> 1:03:50.830 I'm a fucking loser. I'm a bitch. I'm such an idiot. 1:03:50.850 --> 1:03:52.850 Bitch, bitch, bitch. 1:03:53.370 --> 1:03:56.030 I hate me. I hate myself. I got no take backs. 1:03:56.110 --> 1:03:56.760 Fuck me. 1:03:56.800 --> 1:04:00.640 I got no, I got a compliment. I got to 1:04:00.700 --> 1:04:04.750 tell you. The last few weeks, the clips were dropping. 1:04:05.830 --> 1:04:09.570 They're making me laugh. I'm laughing. And by the way, 1:04:09.590 --> 1:04:10.630 I don't watch them. 1:04:11.170 --> 1:04:11.830 Hot, hot, hot. 1:04:12.010 --> 1:04:16.350 I think when I'm on Instagram, because I got roped 1:04:16.510 --> 1:04:18.510 the fuck back so hard. 1:04:18.790 --> 1:04:19.790 Yeah, he's in there. 1:04:19.950 --> 1:04:24.720 Every podcast is doing 30 clips a day. They're doing 1:04:24.740 --> 1:04:31.850 so many clips that you cannot escape that. someone's podcast 1:04:32.310 --> 1:04:35.230 and we're doing a, or a couple. 1:04:35.630 --> 1:04:38.910 You got to find ours. Yeah. Oh yeah. 1:04:38.950 --> 1:04:39.310 Yeah. 1:04:39.330 --> 1:04:42.310 Yeah. We don't want any more people. Yeah. 1:04:42.330 --> 1:04:44.010 I like, I like when like someone will come up 1:04:44.050 --> 1:04:46.890 and be like, I'm a huge fan. I've seen everything 1:04:46.930 --> 1:04:49.570 you've done. I know. And then they will call like 1:04:49.630 --> 1:04:53.189 deep cuts from movies and from workaholics and from. 1:04:53.140 --> 1:04:53.740 Game over, man. 1:04:54.920 --> 1:04:57.800 And then somehow I'm like, oh, yeah, what are you 1:04:57.820 --> 1:04:59.560 doing now? Well, I'm doing a podcast with the guys. 1:04:59.600 --> 1:05:02.640 And they're like, what? Dude. And I'm like, you are? 1:05:02.760 --> 1:05:04.050 I feel like we talk about it. 1:05:04.160 --> 1:05:05.990 Did I talk about it on the pod that for 1:05:06.030 --> 1:05:07.830 the first time ever in my life, I was in 1:05:07.930 --> 1:05:10.450 a parking lot and a lady, she rolled her window 1:05:10.490 --> 1:05:13.030 down and she said, hey, are you Blake from This 1:05:13.110 --> 1:05:16.560 Is Important? I had never been identified that way in 1:05:16.620 --> 1:05:17.840 my entire life. 1:05:17.900 --> 1:05:18.700 That's how I described it. 1:05:18.760 --> 1:05:22.630 Oh, meaning not … It wasn't Blake from Workaholics who 1:05:22.890 --> 1:05:23.570 I also like. 1:05:23.590 --> 1:05:25.770 This is important. This is... Yeah. 1:05:25.810 --> 1:05:27.830 She just asked me, are you Blake from This is 1:05:27.910 --> 1:05:28.800 Important podcast? 1:05:28.820 --> 1:05:32.220 Well, what's happening is she's dating a guy who has 1:05:32.280 --> 1:05:35.460 that on as he's smoking weed and not helping out 1:05:35.480 --> 1:05:36.100 around the house. 1:05:36.160 --> 1:05:36.560 Yeah. 1:05:36.760 --> 1:05:39.980 And she has to like clean up around him as 1:05:40.020 --> 1:05:43.800 he's just like slobbingly eating his McDonald's that he didn't 1:05:43.840 --> 1:05:44.490 get for her. 1:05:45.070 --> 1:05:47.290 And she's just like looks up and is like, what 1:05:47.310 --> 1:05:49.090 the fuck are you watching? And then. 1:05:49.550 --> 1:05:51.330 then she's like, oh, this is important. Then she sees 1:05:51.350 --> 1:05:52.730 you out in the wild. So that's kind of, I 1:05:52.770 --> 1:05:53.790 love the idea of that. 1:05:54.250 --> 1:05:54.830 Are you Blake? 1:05:54.870 --> 1:05:56.700 This is important. He goes, I am. And then it 1:05:56.720 --> 1:06:00.040 starts walking. And then she pulls back up and she goes, no, no, no, 1:06:00.140 --> 1:06:02.640 I'm not done. I, I, I hate you. 1:06:02.660 --> 1:06:05.720 Yeah. I, I would like an apology. 1:06:05.800 --> 1:06:10.600 My husband is eating a fucking. McDonald's. McFillet or whatever 1:06:10.620 --> 1:06:13.740 the fuck it is. You asshole. I would like an 1:06:13.800 --> 1:06:17.600 apology from you. And you made my kid dumber. Thanks. 1:06:17.720 --> 1:06:19.360 Here's a take back or an apology. 1:06:19.760 --> 1:06:21.740 I'd like to take back the last two years my 1:06:21.800 --> 1:06:23.580 husband's discovered your podcast. 1:06:23.620 --> 1:06:25.620 And I want you to apologize to me for wasting 1:06:25.640 --> 1:06:25.930 my time. 1:06:25.950 --> 1:06:29.890 Yeah, well, I would like to compliment you guys too. 1:06:29.910 --> 1:06:33.510 I've been having a great time. I mean, since Niagara 1:06:33.530 --> 1:06:34.870 Falls was such a blast. 1:06:34.890 --> 1:06:39.740 Since then, I've just been happy. time doing the podcast. 1:06:39.760 --> 1:06:44.010 We went into the mist as who we were and 1:06:44.030 --> 1:06:45.320 we came out different, man. 1:06:45.800 --> 1:06:52.330 Can't explain it. Something changed. Something changed. Something scratched. And 1:06:52.370 --> 1:06:55.250 that's another episode. 1:06:54.150 --> 1:07:01.130 Of This Is Important! 1:07:02.290 --> 1:07:08.000 Oh, man! I wanna rock! We're on Netflix now. I've 1:07:08.020 --> 1:07:09.790 been on Netflix for like a year. Please keep that. 1:07:10.030 --> 1:07:11.710 I think that's where the ladies saw it. 1:07:11.790 --> 1:07:15.230 Oh, yeah. Netflix. Yeah. That's it.