Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Vance
Speaker 1: Vance Revolution Trend. That one courtesy of Lacaroni on the Discoord.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, did you ever play the game?
Speaker 1: No? No, I did not.
Speaker 2: I don't even I should have. I shouldn't have even asked.
Speaker 2: I knew the second I asked the questions like this
Speaker 2: man named playing d DR BRO.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think I ever really played video games
Speaker 1: in like in an arcade, like hardy settings. Oh, in
Speaker 1: an arcade, yeah, but I don't think that was around.
Speaker 1: But when I was playing an arcade, I was. I
Speaker 1: was more of a street fighter to NBA jam type
Speaker 1: era of arcade. Okay, okay, anyways, j d Vance, Wait,
Speaker 1: who are you? I'm Jack, there is Miles. We're back.
Speaker 2: Who the fuck are you?
Speaker 1: Is this?
Speaker 2: This fool didn't play d d R?
Speaker 1: Was that? Was that like an absentee father type thing
Speaker 1: where you're like, I don't even know who you are, man, I.
Speaker 2: Don't even know you are. You don't even know me? No,
Speaker 2: the real one is you don't even know Miles.
Speaker 1: He looks so tall.
Speaker 2: Group, Yeah, maybe hang around more than once a year.
Speaker 1: Dude, you're a fucking disaster my guy.
Speaker 2: You're a fucking disaster. My guy. Ah, still one of
Speaker 2: the greatest fucking fn I thank you for bringing that
Speaker 2: back into my consciousness from the rehearsal.
Speaker 1: And we thought it was bad back then. What did
Speaker 1: we know? All Right? I am Jack. That is Miles,
Speaker 1: These are the things that are trending. Jd Vance is
Speaker 1: the VP pick. It was made we uh first became
Speaker 1: famous for writing Hillbilly Elegy where he's like grows up
Speaker 1: poor and hates his poor family and for being like,
Speaker 1: you know, and it was what it was like treated
Speaker 1: as like this guy who's basically a liberal, grew up
Speaker 1: among the type of people who voted for Trump, and
Speaker 1: he like made the rounds going on all the talk shows,
Speaker 1: being like, yeah, I understand them, I know where they're disgusting,
Speaker 1: like trumpiness comes from. And then he was like, psych,
Speaker 1: I also like Trump.
Speaker 2: And that boy was me, Oh, okay, yeah, it's a
Speaker 2: it's a nonfiction. It's fiction, right alogy.
Speaker 1: Oh I thought it was his memoir.
Speaker 2: Oh it's maybe a memoir. Oh is that why everyone's
Speaker 2: talking about Oh yeah, is that why everyone's talking about that?
Speaker 2: There's like a part is there. Look, I don't even
Speaker 2: know someone on Twitter was saying, there's a part where
Speaker 2: he has sex with the latex gloves.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, why does he mention that in the book, Like.
Speaker 1: It's a memoir, in your memoir about your coming of age,
Speaker 1: memoir has to have some stories about some weird things
Speaker 1: that you fucked.
Speaker 2: Wow, Wow, yeah it was.
Speaker 1: I mean I was impressed by the genuity. You know.
Speaker 1: I never like warmed up a latex glove and stuck
Speaker 1: it in the couch cushion.
Speaker 2: That's what he just writes that in. To be honest, I.
Speaker 1: Just saw that on Twitter and also assumed it was true.
Speaker 1: But it does feel like the sort of thing that
Speaker 1: you would put in your memoir that now I just
Speaker 1: have to all right, well, sure fact check that the
Speaker 1: while you do it. Also, it turns out that selling
Speaker 1: his soul to the racism party, uh comes, has come
Speaker 1: with its set of wrinkles for him. No, not the
Speaker 1: wrinkles of the latex glove that he fucked, but wrinkles
Speaker 1: in the sense that, uh, you know that you're Nick WENTI,
Speaker 1: you're the.
Speaker 2: The racistor groper.
Speaker 1: Racists are mad that he has a wife who is
Speaker 1: non white, and he has a son whose name is
Speaker 1: Vivek and they're like, this is this guy's gonna help
Speaker 1: help us bring about a white nationalist nation.
Speaker 2: Come on, mmmm uh. He didn't fuck a glove. He
Speaker 2: didn't glove. Yeah, it's made up. It's just it's it's
Speaker 2: just one of those things where these people are so
Speaker 2: fucking weird. Yeah, you'd believe, Like, look if Christy Nome's like, yeah, man,
Speaker 2: and I fucking topped a puppy in a gravel pit
Speaker 2: and then a fucking goat, what of it? And that's real,
Speaker 2: then it's like I don't know, Yeah, dude, maybe he
Speaker 2: banged a fucking Latex glove. Yeah I believe it. But no,
Speaker 2: it turns out don't don't.
Speaker 3: Don't guys, don't be like I was gonna say, Like
Speaker 3: I was actually like that was the coolest thing I
Speaker 3: had read about him, with him just being like, yeah,
Speaker 3: fuck the glove man, Like I was.
Speaker 1: I was a lonely teenager and yeah I'm a vulnerable
Speaker 1: human being. That's actually the thing that should have raised
Speaker 1: the flag in my mind. Yeah. Yeah, few people.
Speaker 2: Were like the segment where Nick Fentez and that whole
Speaker 2: groper movement, but yeah, he was. It just suffice to
Speaker 2: say that.
Speaker 4: He's like, what's the why is he with a non
Speaker 4: white woman? Yeah, and then goes on like their kids
Speaker 4: are named Vivek, they have all these Indian names, and
Speaker 4: we have we're in the middle of a white genocide,
Speaker 4: is under attack from immigration but also through intermarriage.
Speaker 2: Right, And he's like, and how do we how can
Speaker 2: we trust him to protect the white identity? And you're like, oh,
Speaker 2: fuck man, So yeah, you're everything all good over there.
Speaker 1: They're real, man, The Nazis are real. They're really no, no.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so you know, look, yeah he found love
Speaker 2: and in a place that wasn't in the master race
Speaker 2: as you'd put in Nick Fentez. But he's happy.
Speaker 1: Nonetheless, Ingrid and dress Andrews andreath, I have you know
Speaker 1: andred Ingrid a old Ingrid a oh.
Speaker 2: I a internal affairs. Yeah yeah, yes, she's trending.
Speaker 1: Uh so. She gave one of the more memorable performances
Speaker 1: of the national anthem before the home run derby. It's
Speaker 1: All Star Weekend, a thing that used to like be
Speaker 1: an event in America, but it's I mean, do we
Speaker 1: just want to play it?
Speaker 2: Do we?
Speaker 1: People probably heard it by now right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but let's give we can give people a taste
Speaker 2: of what it sounded like when Ingrid was Okay, this
Speaker 2: is right before the home run derby, I believe. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this was her rendition of the star Spanglid banner. But
Speaker 2: we were so good.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's good.
Speaker 2: Fireworks going on, going on, that's going off. It's yeah,
Speaker 2: very ozzy ozzy osbombs in the building, I think in spirit. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it wasn't It wasn't great.
Speaker 1: It wasn't great. It was not great. It did raise
Speaker 1: the question is it the worst we've ever seen? And
Speaker 1: going back through some of the other contenders, we got
Speaker 1: Fergie doing sort of a concept album.
Speaker 2: It was a jazzy I'm not going to blame it
Speaker 2: all on Kim Control, but I think she she was
Speaker 2: just inspired by Kim Control.
Speaker 1: Dogs were in the heat.
Speaker 2: Dogs, oh yeah, and the town never ye knew such
Speaker 2: a hullaballoo, but.
Speaker 1: On that night, the town had never known such a hullabaloo.
Speaker 1: If you if you don't know what we're talking about,
Speaker 1: this is.
Speaker 2: From February of twenty eighteen. Wow, six years ago. This
Speaker 2: is the Fergie one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she just like really wants to fuck anthem is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like high concept, and you know, like it
Speaker 1: wasn't a choice she was making in the moment because
Speaker 1: she was like fucking up the anthem like she had
Speaker 1: an upright bass accompaniment. The whole thing was her being like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make this the jazziest national anthem of all time.
Speaker 1: And there are moments in there where she hits the
Speaker 1: notes that one is expected to hit for the national anthem.
Speaker 1: So it's definitely not it's definitely worse than Fergie. There
Speaker 1: was a Jordan era Bulls basketball game against the New
Speaker 1: Jersey Nets that where Carl Lewis, the athlete, one of
Speaker 1: the greatest athletes, great Olympians, sang the national anthem, and
Speaker 1: even that was like when you go back and look
Speaker 1: at clips, you have to like skip around to find
Speaker 1: the really bad moments.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they're there, they're there, They're they're there.
Speaker 1: And also the thing that is really fun about it
Speaker 1: is he gets up and he's kind of taking you
Speaker 1: through his process, like he's giving a running commentary of
Speaker 1: his own botching of the national anthem.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there there is a cave like a caveat at
Speaker 2: the beginning of him singing quick caveat, just so you know,
Speaker 2: let's see what this le's see where this goes?
Speaker 1: All Right, we all ready.
Speaker 2: He's talking like a guy who's gonna like do something
Speaker 2: terrible to himself at a party in front of everyone.
Speaker 2: Everybody ready to watch this.
Speaker 1: Stand a preamble like it's a yeah, I'm.
Speaker 2: Gonna drink some bomb water. Everybody readybody, Okay, ready in here, Okay,
Speaker 2: we go, here we go.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Okay, not where I wanted to startrado.
Speaker 1: So we're just gonna do this, Okay, coming in hunts
Speaker 1: uh huh, there you see.
Speaker 5: Okay, cut forward. Oh now I don't though, he said,
Speaker 5: I'm amazing the free he changed, like good for him.
Speaker 5: He looked the second anyway that that made.
Speaker 2: We love you man. We know you're a sprinter, you're
Speaker 2: not a singer, but you're doing your best. Baby.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I do think this was because there's not
Speaker 1: a moment in this rendition that is not a disaster,
Speaker 1: my guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And she then came out and was like, hey, I
Speaker 1: was drunk. I need I need help, which good for her.
Speaker 1: She's going to reheb and yeah, you know it's it's
Speaker 1: tough for her that you know, she she had that
Speaker 1: moment in front of so many people and at a
Speaker 1: time when the nation needed to unite around something, yeah,
Speaker 1: needed to be Like.
Speaker 2: She tweeted something, She's like, I'm glad I could unite
Speaker 2: the country over that. But then the next day she
Speaker 2: tweeted that she actually like this is what you see, Uh,
Speaker 2: this is what you put on Twitter? Like today she
Speaker 2: said quote, I'm not going to bullshit y'all. I was
Speaker 2: drunk last night. I'm checking myself into a facility today
Speaker 2: to get the help that I need. That was not
Speaker 2: me last night. I apologized to Major League Baseball, all
Speaker 2: the fans in this country I love so much for
Speaker 2: that rendition. I'll let y'all know how rehab is. I
Speaker 2: hear it's super fun. Exo Ingrid. Uh So that's yeah,
Speaker 2: you're like, oh damn, well that's a that's a lot
Speaker 2: of failures right there, Like, yeah, who's who's your manager to? Like,
Speaker 2: I know, like, I'm sure they could find somebody at
Speaker 2: the last minute, you know what I mean, you find
Speaker 2: somebody waiting in the wings. But yeah, well I hope
Speaker 2: I hope Ingrid you get the help you need.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the internet will unfortunately keep talking about this national
Speaker 2: anthem performance though.
Speaker 1: All right, let's uh, let's take a quick break and
Speaker 1: we'll be right back. And we're back, and let's see
Speaker 1: what else has been happening. The r NC obviously is happening,
Speaker 1: needs to happen. Uh Team Star President Sean O'Brien, fuck man.
Speaker 1: You know, the union pretty traditionally pretty comfortably aligned with
Speaker 1: the Democrats. Uh hey, yeah, yeah. He wanted to prove
Speaker 1: a point that you know, we're we'll we'll take whoever
Speaker 1: as long as their pro union, despite the fact that
Speaker 1: the Republicans continued to be some of the you know,
Speaker 1: most powerful forces against uh worker power and unions and so.
Speaker 1: But he he had some things to say about de
Speaker 1: Ei just seems like a real all around piece of
Speaker 1: shit and like couldn't couldn't resist the opportunity to speak
Speaker 1: to his people. Unfortunately, did not go over well because
Speaker 1: they're they're not on board with the whole Uh No, It's.
Speaker 2: It's very odd like he was praising Trump, but then
Speaker 2: he was on CNN today praising Biden as like the
Speaker 2: most pro union president. It's very both side z and like,
Speaker 2: I'm sure maybe part of him he's like, I wish
Speaker 2: this was the I wish this was a convention I
Speaker 2: was speaking at. But many people are like, how the
Speaker 2: fuck could you go to like literally fucking Bain's cave layer,
Speaker 2: who like all they're set on is deluding worker power
Speaker 2: and be like, give a fucking dog and pony show there.
Speaker 2: That odd still and.
Speaker 1: I'm racist, So like what you know, obviously, it's always
Speaker 1: been a dream of mine to speak of the Republican
Speaker 1: National Convention.
Speaker 2: You know, this diversity. You're like, oh shit, okay, oh interesting,
Speaker 2: we hear you, buddy good. So a lot of wobbliness happening,
Speaker 2: and but yeah, I think most people who were looking
Speaker 2: at this from the outside were like, I don't. I
Speaker 2: don't know a single Republican who's been like, yeah, man,
Speaker 2: these unions, man, the workers, they need to get what
Speaker 2: they're doing. Even the Democrats barely say that, but I
Speaker 2: get that as a binary, that's where most of their
Speaker 2: money goes. Anyway, So just cool, Sean O'Brien, just the
Speaker 2: twenty twenty four just continues to be cool a wacky time.
Speaker 2: And then Amber Rose spoke yesterday, Yeah, Kanye West, former
Speaker 2: ex completely you know, finishing her transformation to a fully
Speaker 2: washed celebrity who has to pivot to the right for
Speaker 2: any kind of notoriety.
Speaker 1: When did that happen? I wasn't I wasn't really aware
Speaker 1: until I saw that. Yeah, but was that her first
Speaker 1: time announcing her like a mega person.
Speaker 2: No, she's slowly been turning up the heat on her
Speaker 2: on her maganis interesting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean not really. Actually, I don't know why
Speaker 1: I said it was interesting.
Speaker 2: It's pretty boring interesting interesting, all right?
Speaker 1: Uh? And then Tenacious D might be breaking up because
Speaker 1: Kyle Gas, uh said. So was Kyle Gas's birthday. They
Speaker 1: presented a cake to him, and before he blew out
Speaker 1: the candles, he wished don't miss Trump next time. And
Speaker 1: in Australia, in Australia, during an Australian tour, Jack Black
Speaker 1: you know that night canceled the rest of the tour
Speaker 1: and said that they're putting all creative collaborations on hold
Speaker 1: going forward. So it seems like they're at least threatening.
Speaker 1: He's threatening to break up Tenacious DA based on this troke.
Speaker 1: That is so.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's also the exactly what like like the
Speaker 2: liberal response has been to this. We can say anything
Speaker 2: about the guy who is well, they're also screaming about
Speaker 2: is gonna kill everyone?
Speaker 1: Too.
Speaker 2: It's just it's just so odd and like, yeah, you're like, dude,
Speaker 2: Tenacious d was what are you gonna hot? What? I
Speaker 2: guess Jack Black, because he's slowly kind of turned into
Speaker 2: this like like likable across the board type character now
Speaker 2: like figure especially like he's you know, it's been on
Speaker 2: Twitch more and things like that, So I think maybe
Speaker 2: part of him is like super aware that he wants
Speaker 2: to come off.
Speaker 6: As like I'm just JB man. I'm just a goofy
Speaker 6: guy who likes to go hit me and you know,
Speaker 6: not really say anything too spicy. And I'd be goddamned
Speaker 6: if Cage Rage Cage.
Speaker 2: Said some shit about that, And now someone's calling for
Speaker 2: them to be deported from Australia.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like the person that's calling for that is a
Speaker 1: right wing but yeah, completely rich guy, piece of shit
Speaker 1: who's clearly just trying to rile up the base. But
Speaker 1: it's yeah, it's it does seem to be the standard response.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not saying like that was a good
Speaker 1: joke or anything, but just it does seem to be
Speaker 1: like the Daily Show canceling the show. I guess Morning Joe,
Speaker 1: like they came back on the next day, Yeah, how
Speaker 1: dare you? Yeah, they were like apparently it wasn't their decision,
Speaker 1: it was the network's decision, which seems in line. I
Speaker 1: don't know. It feels like I feel like CNN is
Speaker 1: like kind of not in the bag for Trump.
Speaker 2: But I mean we knew the second, you know, the
Speaker 2: new ownership came in there. It felt like we were
Speaker 2: talking about how there was pressure from the top to
Speaker 2: be like, dude, we need to we need to get
Speaker 2: some of these Fox viewers too. Yeah, we're there, We're
Speaker 2: opening our body to a more right word posture. So yeah.
Speaker 2: There have been a few times too where like have
Speaker 2: come on to CNN and like they're outwardly being like
Speaker 2: are y'all okay, right, So it is a bit I
Speaker 2: mean yeah corporate.
Speaker 1: They were like talking about Trump walking into the RNC
Speaker 1: and like the emotion on his face like felt very
Speaker 1: ha geography, right right, yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But then like even on you know, MSNBC, like they're
Speaker 2: Katie Turr is also being very kind, like she's just
Speaker 2: over the last few years have also been like kind
Speaker 2: of really both sides in a way. We're like, oh man,
Speaker 2: so okay, cool, No, no one knows what's real what's
Speaker 2: a real threat or who deserves like actual hard questions
Speaker 2: and who deserves softball hugs.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. The inability to hold two thoughts in your
Speaker 1: head at the same time that like we shouldn't shoot
Speaker 1: public figures. Yeah. Also, this person was the person who
Speaker 1: created a lot of the culture of political violence in
Speaker 1: this country. Like those are two thoughts that you can
Speaker 1: hold at the same time and you don't have to
Speaker 1: pretend that that isn't true.
Speaker 2: Or it's just like really odd, Like you know, there's
Speaker 2: there's this whole thing about like you. They're on MSNBC too.
Speaker 2: A lot of the coverage at the RNC has been
Speaker 2: like sort of gushing over Trump in a way where
Speaker 2: it's like, I think this near death experience may have
Speaker 2: changed him. He's become more peaceful, And you're like, what
Speaker 2: the fuck are y'all already shook because you think he's
Speaker 2: gonna win that now you're like, turn the fucking spice down.
Speaker 2: We don't want him to have any memories of this election.
Speaker 2: And we were spicy because he's gonna win, And it's like, wow,
Speaker 2: very disheartening and yeah, a terrible omen if if that's
Speaker 2: what the case is. At some of these newsrooms.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do we think like it if there's a future
Speaker 1: where Biden is not the nominee, does it happen like
Speaker 1: at do they have like an open convention? Do they
Speaker 1: like do they just give it to Kamala and then
Speaker 1: they select the VP at the convention? Like what? I'm
Speaker 1: not sure what not getting the timeline clear? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I know, right now it sounds like there is very
Speaker 2: limited time to do it, like it would have to
Speaker 2: I don't know, like how would have to happen before
Speaker 2: the convention?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he just he seems more like everybody is assuming
Speaker 1: now that he's like unbeatable, and that feels incorrect to me.
Speaker 1: Like it feels like there's this wave of like media attention,
Speaker 1: but like the stuff that he's getting attention for doesn't
Speaker 1: feel like it would change anyone's mind into voting for him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, so like what, I don't know, people still
Speaker 1: know it would be a complete disaster. I feel like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it's like give them something to vote for.
Speaker 2: It feels like, yeah, they want I don't know, it's
Speaker 2: every time I every time I read stuff about the
Speaker 2: process and like how there's still people being like, well,
Speaker 2: we've lost the fight to edge Biden now, and then
Speaker 2: the other people are like, oh man, we've only got
Speaker 2: a limited window still, and it's like, what's what kind
Speaker 2: of bad ideas are we getting from donors now? Who
Speaker 2: who are now like you have Jeffrey Katzenberg. I can't
Speaker 2: keep emphasizing this enough, with like all these ideas on
Speaker 2: how to replace him, because he's like, I'm the Hollywood guy,
Speaker 2: Like I understand, like it's show and how people fucking
Speaker 2: you know, make sense of things and interpret audio visual mess.
Speaker 1: They're gonna cast Chris Pratt, aren't they?
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, no, but like yeah, it's it's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you took an l on quibi, dude, Like what do
Speaker 2: you know about anything right now? And you're the one
Speaker 2: who's like it is I who has all the wisdom?
Speaker 2: It's I think it's it's so many cooks in the
Speaker 2: fucking kitchen that I'm not sure where this ends up.
Speaker 2: I yeah, like I said, November, just fucking time, please
Speaker 2: stop now.
Speaker 1: Now I'm looking at a second and still all right,
Speaker 1: well yeah, well again, yeah, we'll see, we'll see, you'll see.
Speaker 2: We just don't know, We just don't know anything. It's
Speaker 2: really truly unprecedented fucking times with this this one.
Speaker 1: Well, we're gonna go into the black void we enter
Speaker 1: in between recordings. Will be back tomorrow with the whole
Speaker 1: last episode of the show. Until then, be kind to
Speaker 1: each other, be kind to yourselves, get the vaccine, get
Speaker 1: your flu shots, don't do nothing about white supremacy, and
Speaker 1: we will talk to you all tomorrow. Bite, Bite,