Speaker 1: Start uf dot up, Start Up, Brooklyn Boys, Start Up,
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Speaker 1: dot Up, Episode two oh seven, The Brooklyn Boys Podcast.
Speaker 1: We're here and in your ear. That's sitting all my rear.
Speaker 1: So let's cheer, all right? Were we almost starting? We're
Speaker 1: getting here? Yeah, first I gotta get a beer, all right, Well,
Speaker 1: let's make it clear that we're about to start right here.
Speaker 1: Oh dear, So I gotta say, um, I'm a little giddy,
Speaker 1: a little happy, a little bit of all of this
Speaker 1: because we're just two days away from our vacation. Brodie, Well, uh,
Speaker 1: we're one day because we go on vacation as of
Speaker 1: ten am on Friday morning. So well, you gotta think smaller, no,
Speaker 1: but I sat Saturday mornings when I leave. But it's
Speaker 1: not about you. I'm starting vacation at nine fifty when
Speaker 1: we go to commercial boom on vacation. Sometimes I feel
Speaker 1: like you're on vacation before that, though. Yeah, is that
Speaker 1: that little low low low in the last hour of
Speaker 1: the show. I gotta ask because we've talked about this
Speaker 1: behind your back, so I just that's nice. Did you
Speaker 1: ever did you ever? We ever listening on hold because
Speaker 1: you know, the setup is we're all in the studio
Speaker 1: and a lot of times Brody is not and he's
Speaker 1: home and he's listening on a bluetooth. So we've we've
Speaker 1: asked ourselves, are wondered. Have you ever fallen asleep accidentally?
Speaker 1: Be honest, No, you've never once during this entire two
Speaker 1: and a half years that we've been doing it, because
Speaker 1: I had the TV on. I have the TV on.
Speaker 1: I've got usually dogs bothering me. No, I have I
Speaker 1: watched TV in the background. So I've starting to look
Speaker 1: at But while you're on hold, where are you? Are
Speaker 1: you laying down? Are you are you laying horizontal or
Speaker 1: you know, I'm in the den, I'm sitting on a couch.
Speaker 1: I'm answering text messages, I'm watching television, I'm writing jokes.
Speaker 1: Uh so you're active. Yeah. When people text in that
Speaker 1: there's a problem with the new Haven station, I interact
Speaker 1: with them and I folded onto the new Haven people
Speaker 1: in our tech team. No, I'm constantly working. I'm not
Speaker 1: trying to point the accusatory finger. I'm just it crossed
Speaker 1: my mind. I'm like, because if it was I was
Speaker 1: trying to put myself in your shoes. If it was
Speaker 1: me and I had the plantronics in my ear or
Speaker 1: some kind of bluetooth, would I'd be like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make myself comfortable. I'm gonna lay down and
Speaker 1: do this because no one sees me. Uh all right,
Speaker 1: let me think back, Okay, So I will say to
Speaker 1: you sometime maybe in the summer or early fall of
Speaker 1: twenty Yeah, I might have fallen asleep. I might have
Speaker 1: like set the like I might have taken like knowing
Speaker 1: because there's a couple of breaks where like we play
Speaker 1: the phone tap, so we go into a commercial break
Speaker 1: a song, the phone tap back back back back in
Speaker 1: something like that's there's like twenty minutes roughly where we're
Speaker 1: not on the air. I might have I might have
Speaker 1: snoozed once. Might I might have been so out of it,
Speaker 1: probably a Monday, because my week, my my sleep time
Speaker 1: is screwed up during the weekend and then so like
Speaker 1: Sunday night, I can't fall asleep, So Monday for me
Speaker 1: is drag ass. So there may have been a time
Speaker 1: where I like hit this, I put the like the
Speaker 1: phone on my chest with the alarm. But never but
Speaker 1: that was it. The one time I did it, and
Speaker 1: I woke up in a panic because when the alarm one,
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like praying it wasn't like
Speaker 1: eleven twelve o'clock at night, like because I was that tired.
Speaker 1: But no, I don't sleep during the show ever. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what I have done on occasion, not on purpose.
Speaker 1: Is I've overslept the first few minutes of the show,
Speaker 1: right because there's nothing going on for me in the
Speaker 1: x scepped. When someone texts in like the first five minutes, Hey,
Speaker 1: my station's off the air, And if I don't see
Speaker 1: that for a few minutes, then you might wonder, like
Speaker 1: why is already getting back to them about that? But
Speaker 1: that hasn't happened very often, But that I a couple
Speaker 1: of times I've I've where I was walking the dogs
Speaker 1: early in the morning and they took longer than the
Speaker 1: show started, So I've missed the first few minutes of
Speaker 1: the show. But I've got the earpiece sense even if
Speaker 1: I'm in front of the computer, I'm still listening. So
Speaker 1: no falling asleep, except at one time I absolutely did
Speaker 1: it must be well you you I got to fall asleep,
Speaker 1: and I haven't had one day off in during this
Speaker 1: two and a half years, not one day off. I
Speaker 1: haven't no, no what I'm saying, aside from what we're allotted,
Speaker 1: I haven't. I haven't not showed up for work. I've
Speaker 1: been in that studio every single day during the pandemic.
Speaker 1: You are you, I don't listen. You are the uh not.
Speaker 1: We've established you're not the safest person medically health wise.
Speaker 1: Were you talking about no, no, no, no, safest, safest
Speaker 1: as far as like avoiding. You know when COVID was
Speaker 1: was was this height. Yeah, So I tend to be
Speaker 1: more precautious, a little more safe, but you aren't. And
Speaker 1: you haven't gotten sick once, and I'm amazed by that
Speaker 1: you've managed. I had, I had the flu a couple
Speaker 1: of times, uh that I missed. I had a power
Speaker 1: outage in my house where I missed the day. Uh
Speaker 1: you know I had, I had no furnace. Knock on wood.
Speaker 1: I don't want to start now, and certainly not while
Speaker 1: I'm going on vacation. Okay, can well Saturday morning into
Speaker 1: the ether. I'd like you to come home healthy. To
Speaker 1: take a second, let's talk about where you're going, because
Speaker 1: I am planning a vacation, possibly this week, but does
Speaker 1: not live up to the level of yours. So should
Speaker 1: I go? Let me go second, see if I can
Speaker 1: top where you're going. What are you going? So on Saturday,
Speaker 1: I'm headed to Costa Rica. M that's not a town, right,
Speaker 1: that's a country right as it makes it clear. But
Speaker 1: that's not like a town in California. Didn't hear about.
Speaker 1: We got these lives at the Marriott, not a sponsor
Speaker 1: by the way, Marriott Villa Villas. Yeah, the house. No,
Speaker 1: we're standing at the Marriott and we're hanging out, um,
Speaker 1: and we're just exploring black sand beaches. Now it's a
Speaker 1: big story of black sand beaches and Coney Island, Brooklyn. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a different kind of black sand though that Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the sand that actually is naturally black,
Speaker 1: not not sand that's black because of the dirt and
Speaker 1: the pollution and the mufflers land there and the car
Speaker 1: parts and then syringes, the syringes. Yeah, so I will
Speaker 1: say that that I'm excited to go. Um, I don't
Speaker 1: know if we're gonna be doing the a t V
Speaker 1: thing like I did last time where we went off roading. Um,
Speaker 1: which you still trededly. Well, you didn't believe that idea
Speaker 1: last time. No, because there's no pictures of you doing it.
Speaker 1: There's only pictures of you sitting in the a TV.
Speaker 1: You gotta hold life, dude. When you're going fast like that,
Speaker 1: you need to hold on and grip. There's no time
Speaker 1: for fucking face while we're holding on in gripping to
Speaker 1: the handlebars, dude, a TVs. Dude, there's no time for selfies.
Speaker 1: What do you think this is? So I just thought
Speaker 1: maybe they had, like, you know, you could rent a
Speaker 1: camera and go pro. You you didn't bring a GoPro
Speaker 1: our tour guide. No. Our tour guide said, all right,
Speaker 1: when we get to the bridge, it's a nice lookout point,
Speaker 1: so we're gonna all sit here and then we'll all
Speaker 1: line up the a t v s and you hold
Speaker 1: your helmets and and I took those pictures and you
Speaker 1: saw them, listen. And I went swimming in the black
Speaker 1: sand beach a beautiful but I will not surf. It's
Speaker 1: a big surfing area too, so whatever. So so we're
Speaker 1: doing that for first first half and then I'm gonna
Speaker 1: take a flight on Wednesday to go to Carta Hannah, Columbia. Now,
Speaker 1: I was told yesterday this morning on the radio that
Speaker 1: I was pronouncing it wrong. I was, and pardon me.
Speaker 1: I said Cartagenia, UM, which is another beast beach town.
Speaker 1: But it's not Cartagenia. It's Carta Hannah, allegedly. So I'm
Speaker 1: going to Carta Hannah. And and it's like my buddy's
Speaker 1: big birthday, and it's like fifteen of us going, and
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a ship show because these guys all
Speaker 1: have differnt wants and needs. These guys like smoke cigars
Speaker 1: and like drink like single malt Scotch and whiskeys and
Speaker 1: bourbons and reminisced about the good old days. And then
Speaker 1: then there's other groups of people that want to go out.
Speaker 1: Other people want to go Some people want to go
Speaker 1: to a restaurant and eat. Other people want to go
Speaker 1: to the beach day to want someone want to go
Speaker 1: to the pool, Brodie, I don't know what. And then
Speaker 1: then some want to show what currency. Uh it is
Speaker 1: the It is the Coasta Rican, It's the Sea cr C.
Speaker 1: I forgot the name of it. I forgot Okay, Columbia, Columbia,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. What Columbia is another one. I don't even
Speaker 1: know what that is. Yeah, you want a Columbia too, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you get two different exchanges anyway. So yeah, so
Speaker 1: that's gonna be my vacation and I'm gonna literally take
Speaker 1: it right up to the Sunday night when we before
Speaker 1: we have to come back to work. All right, so
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Well? I am possibly jumping in
Speaker 1: my car, yeah, and iving to new Haven, Connecticut, where
Speaker 1: the currency is the dollar. By the way, I believe
Speaker 1: it's pronounced new Haven. I used to think it was
Speaker 1: New Haven, but it's New Haven, and I may be
Speaker 1: going on a tour, a self guided tour of the
Speaker 1: pizza in the third best pizza city in America. Shut up,
Speaker 1: I'm very excited about that, like a ball what they
Speaker 1: call it a bar tour? What do you mean the
Speaker 1: third best? I mean you think Chicago new Haven? Okay,
Speaker 1: can I say something I better than Chicago? I said Chicago.
Speaker 1: I love the deep Dish even though it's not really pizza.
Speaker 1: I think you're gonna come back and it's going to
Speaker 1: be in second place. I do alright, maybe, alright, alright,
Speaker 1: I'm maybe I got all mapped out. I know the
Speaker 1: five or six places. What are the spots you're going
Speaker 1: because I we have a lot of listeners in the
Speaker 1: New Haven area. Well, I'm definitely gonna do Frank Peppe's, right,
Speaker 1: that's a great spot. You gotta do the Pepster I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do. Now, forget about that. I know the name.
Speaker 1: It's not Stacy's. I'm gonna probably do Sally's a Pizza,
Speaker 1: Sally's Appease, Modern, Modern, those of the do you hit
Speaker 1: the three right there? What else you got? The pictures
Speaker 1: look fantastic and the reviews on yelp for five out
Speaker 1: of five, five out of five, can't go any higher
Speaker 1: than that. And the party's and I got it's a party,
Speaker 1: it's a parties. It's a party, right, And then I
Speaker 1: got some hotel reservations, and then I was from people
Speaker 1: and I was told, let's see, I gotta go to Modern.
Speaker 1: I gotta go to Louisi Cheese Panini, Lenny's Indian Head Seafood,
Speaker 1: and Archie Moore's Buffalo Chicken nachos that's from H. J. Strawberry. Okay,
Speaker 1: before you get to those, Yeah, after the pizza, you
Speaker 1: gotta go to Louise Lunch to where the birthplace of
Speaker 1: the hamburger was The hamburger was arguably born at Louise
Speaker 1: Lunch in New Haven, Connecticut. They have these cast iron
Speaker 1: vertical um hamburger makers from the eighteen hundreds, the original
Speaker 1: iron fucking things, and they're vertical and like a toaster,
Speaker 1: like a pop up toaster oven. They're hard to explain
Speaker 1: because because you've never seen anything like it, and they
Speaker 1: don't make them anymore. Apparently there's like two or three
Speaker 1: of them they have left, and they're the originals. And
Speaker 1: if you google it, you know little slices you could
Speaker 1: google along Louise Lunch Hamburger Iron you could see them there.
Speaker 1: They are legendary and apparently the this is a place
Speaker 1: where you abs a fucking lute need to visit for
Speaker 1: your burger. Although I'm hearing controversially they don't have ketchup.
Speaker 1: That's the problem for me. If you may want to
Speaker 1: be y O on the catch up, bring the hinds
Speaker 1: and you do little squirt squirt, but you've gotta go
Speaker 1: to Louis, gotta go to Louise Sorts and I get
Speaker 1: back to the hotel. I'm not gonna do it in
Speaker 1: the restaurant. That's wrong. Hey, I gotta call out some
Speaker 1: bad etiquette right now. So very awkward because I went
Speaker 1: on Twitter and I said, Hey, I'm going to at
Speaker 1: Sally's a pizza uh and and I may do a
Speaker 1: pizza tour. Recommend places that I could stay that are
Speaker 1: pet friendly. So I want to bring uh to bring
Speaker 1: a couple of dogs, one dog to dog. I've decided
Speaker 1: yet I want to bring a dog. So um yeah, well,
Speaker 1: because I can't bring all of them, but I want
Speaker 1: to bring I might want to bring the one i'm
Speaker 1: watching for my daughter, my daughter's dog, and bring may
Speaker 1: bring him with me. I can't bring the other two
Speaker 1: because my family would freak out. Uh. So I tweeted,
Speaker 1: I said, now I didn't find a Twitter account of Peppie's.
Speaker 1: I don't need it that badly. Whatever, just know that
Speaker 1: you know what what what Pats and Geno's and lou
Speaker 1: Malnadi and Gym's is to Philly for stay. I get it.
Speaker 1: That's that's your one two three punch right there. Here's
Speaker 1: the problem. I want to thank the people that responded,
Speaker 1: but you guys have to learn the difference between reply
Speaker 1: and reply all on Twitter. So I tweeted at Sally's
Speaker 1: going up to New Haven looking for recommendations for a hotel.
Speaker 1: I thought maybe Sally's would get back to because they've
Speaker 1: tweeted me in the past, right like, oh, we should
Speaker 1: go here or whatever whatever, blah blah blah. So people
Speaker 1: are coming back with great suggestions. But I want to
Speaker 1: call out rich Sports Talk who tweeted me and Sally's
Speaker 1: you need to go to Peppi's and bar. Don't tweet
Speaker 1: at Sally's about the other places competition. And then Amy
Speaker 1: Joe Fitzgerald, Amy, but thank you Misfits eight thank you,
Speaker 1: But she tweeted back best choice for New Aven pizza
Speaker 1: Ernies Pizza is good too, So she said Sallie's is
Speaker 1: the great, but said Ernie's is good too, So just okay,
Speaker 1: I just want to because she said Sally's is the best. Misfits,
Speaker 1: I want to know. I wants not you. I apologize,
Speaker 1: Amy Joe fitz By the way, that is by way,
Speaker 1: Amy Joe Fitzgerald, that is a that's a fantastic name.
Speaker 1: I love it. I love that name. Anyway, misfits. That's
Speaker 1: that's by the way, that's misfits, like like the Misfits,
Speaker 1: S s and it's misfits, but it's Missa. So we
Speaker 1: we both have two very different vacations coming up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna drive home. I got that going
Speaker 1: for me. But I don't need any testing. I don't
Speaker 1: need any proof of anything. I just drive home. See
Speaker 1: what I mean. Well, if you're fully vaccinated, you could
Speaker 1: go into bump boosted and vaxxed. I go to New Haven,
Speaker 1: go to New Okay. Well, I can get into Costa
Speaker 1: Rica and Columbia without a PCR or a COVID test
Speaker 1: for as long as i'm pully vacs, which I am now.
Speaker 1: Coming home is another story because you have to when
Speaker 1: you board a flight to anywhere internationally coming back to
Speaker 1: the United States, you need a PCR or an antigen
Speaker 1: test within twenty four hours, within twenty four hours of travel.
Speaker 1: Oh that's well, it seems healthy for the for the
Speaker 1: when you come back painting my balls? All right? Right? Uh?
Speaker 1: You know what, before we before we do anything, cause
Speaker 1: I know you're I know what you're ready to do.
Speaker 1: I just want to say we have some good news.
Speaker 1: Can we share the good news real quick while while
Speaker 1: the dogs are barking at the window. Yeah, go for it.
Speaker 1: We are running a special on all of the merchandise
Speaker 1: at the Brooklyn Boys. Oh that's right, this is top
Speaker 1: line info. We should have just lead with this, but
Speaker 1: I know, I know, but we're excited about the vacations.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm so excited. I'm gonna say it for us.
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Speaker 1: everything in the store is fifteen percent off. Right, it's
Speaker 1: like an early spring cleaning, So fifteen percent off each purchase,
Speaker 1: like everything you buy, not like everything the total order
Speaker 1: fifteen percent off, but you got clear off the remaining
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Speaker 1: sometime before the summer, uh, if we sell all the
Speaker 1: stuff on the racks that's left over from the winter,
Speaker 1: you yeah, in the in the form of bikinis. Yeah, so, uh,
Speaker 1: fifteen percent off and the code, oh my god, the
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Speaker 1: few ape seventies seven at check out. Okay, please, please,
Speaker 1: thank you, please, let's go. Let's get let's get some merch.
Speaker 1: Let's get moving on the merch folks. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: you got it. The boys past, we will be back.
Speaker 1: Is it time for free ship for us? Or maybe
Speaker 1: a little bit? Well I think we should a little well,
Speaker 1: let's simmer on it. Okay, Now the big reveal from
Speaker 1: last week. Remember I told you that I got my
Speaker 1: girlfriend a very controversial gift. Yeah, and you talked about
Speaker 1: it very briefly on the air, and then we got
Speaker 1: confused text messages. Uh, most everyone supported you. I'm not
Speaker 1: sure how I feel about it. So what did you
Speaker 1: get her? So I basically decided, I'm getting my girlfriend
Speaker 1: a vacuum cleaner for Valentine's Day. Okay. Now, some would
Speaker 1: say that's not a sexy gift. In fact, I couldn't
Speaker 1: think of anything less sexy than a vacu cleaner. And
Speaker 1: it's too practical. And what is a vacuum cleaner? Scream?
Speaker 1: It screams ladies, women clean? Hey, bitch, do the chores
Speaker 1: like like you know, like, which is absolutely uncalled for.
Speaker 1: And you know, I'm just telling you that that's what
Speaker 1: that's what a message that some people think that it's said. Right. Okay, however, okay,
Speaker 1: you have to take a step back and understand who
Speaker 1: my girlfriend is and what she loves. First of all,
Speaker 1: my girlfriend is a neat freak. She loves cleaning. Every
Speaker 1: time I'm calling her on a Friday Saturday, she's always
Speaker 1: got the vacuum running, at least I think it's a vacuum,
Speaker 1: and she's she's cleaning her house and she's got a
Speaker 1: regular vacuum whatever. Um. I decided to now feed into
Speaker 1: one of her favorite hobbies, which is cleaning the house,
Speaker 1: and by her a fucking Dyson vacuum, because the Dicon
Speaker 1: isn't just a vacuum. It is the Porsche or Porsche
Speaker 1: of vacuums. It is sexy, it is as the day
Speaker 1: is long. It's fun. It may people who normally wouldn't
Speaker 1: want a vacuum one a vacuum. It's a really cool
Speaker 1: product they make. Maybe they make several models. You guys
Speaker 1: have heard of them before. So I said, hey, home
Speaker 1: Shopping Network, as I'm watching you late night on a
Speaker 1: Saturday night doing nothing, you you Home Shopping Network a
Speaker 1: gift for her. Well, it came on the screen I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's what I gotta get it for the Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1: She would love it. So I fucking called them old school.
Speaker 1: And I haven't done this ever. I never called anything,
Speaker 1: even in the eighties and nineties. I've never called the
Speaker 1: home Shopping Network. And I called the Home Shopping Network.
Speaker 1: And I bored her. I bored her at Dyson, and
Speaker 1: you know what, she was smiling from ear to ear.
Speaker 1: She loved it. However, I took a lot of ship
Speaker 1: for for buying her that. Well, why did you get
Speaker 1: her last year? I got a washer and try it. No,
Speaker 1: I hop you gotta one of those swippers. I hook
Speaker 1: We've been together, so we I hook hook her up
Speaker 1: with jewelry here and there, to accessories, jewelry, jewelry, jewelry, jewelry,
Speaker 1: to syllables jewelry. It's not jewelry. Well either way, it's three.
Speaker 1: You know. You could say jewelry jewelry, or you could
Speaker 1: say jewelry, jeweljewelry, jewelry. You can't say jeweler jeweler, though
Speaker 1: they should have made it like what the jeweler makes.
Speaker 1: I get it, but it's not spelled that way. I
Speaker 1: mean jewel they're all they're all Jewish anyway, you know,
Speaker 1: in the city, So it's jew jewelry, that is correct. Well,
Speaker 1: they're not talking about the Diamond District in Manhattan. Diamond
Speaker 1: District in Manhattan, that's what I say. It could be jewelry,
Speaker 1: you know whatever. I don't know, so yeah, if I don't,
Speaker 1: I don't know if they still do it because they
Speaker 1: probably have security now. But there was a time I
Speaker 1: don't know. I remember walking through the Diamond District when
Speaker 1: I was looking to buy an engagement ring from my
Speaker 1: my my girlfriend at the time, and the hasid um
Speaker 1: and if you don't know what that is, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to spell it, but it's Pussie them. They're the
Speaker 1: the very religious sect of Judy, isn't there wears the
Speaker 1: black coats and the big hats and the beard and
Speaker 1: right uh. They would walk around with briefcases like handcuffed
Speaker 1: to themselves because they had jewelry in them or money cash,
Speaker 1: right so uh. And they would walk alone and then
Speaker 1: they stopped because people a couple of them got jumped
Speaker 1: and it was but you they would because you know,
Speaker 1: you'd go from your one business to another day, like
Speaker 1: the buyers would go to the stores. The store owners
Speaker 1: would go to the bank and and they'd be walking
Speaker 1: around with briefcases like handcuffed like you see in the movies.
Speaker 1: But then I think, like, you know, really bad people,
Speaker 1: I just cut your hand off. Yeah, like they don't.
Speaker 1: They don't. Yeah, so you can't like run buy and
Speaker 1: grab it and run because it's attatched to them. So
Speaker 1: so so yeah. So I I got a jewelry, and
Speaker 1: I have moved in the past or whatever, and this
Speaker 1: time around I also slipped the you know, an accessory
Speaker 1: a little while. Oh, I gotta I got her. I
Speaker 1: I got her a nice from a designer's handbag store.
Speaker 1: I got a really really nice little wallet, big wallet,
Speaker 1: actual money, little money like Grandma would put in. No,
Speaker 1: but then I got our flowers. And then we went
Speaker 1: out to dinner. I took her out for a steak dinner.
Speaker 1: What did the lovely misses get you for Valentine's Day? Oh?
Speaker 1: My god, you gotta be a beautiful A couple of
Speaker 1: beautiful sweaters. I didn't know, Marie Marino wall cost that much.
Speaker 1: Marino what wol Oh nice? A couple of those? Okay,
Speaker 1: a couple other things too, I don't know. Whatever that's
Speaker 1: something you can't talk about on the podcast. No no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. You know you have to understand my birthday
Speaker 1: is right next to Valentine's Day, so right, so I
Speaker 1: also do you don't eat on your got me a
Speaker 1: beautiful pair suade shoes from my my birthday? Another black
Speaker 1: acts doesn't work then, but then my favorite their slip on.
Speaker 1: I've gotten so lazy lately with shoes, a shoelaces and laces.
Speaker 1: I don't think anyone in my life since I'm a kid,
Speaker 1: as an adult and when I would really just say
Speaker 1: that my wife, I don't think my wife or my
Speaker 1: kid ever bought me shoes really ever, huh. Like my
Speaker 1: wife would when we were dating. She would always buy
Speaker 1: me clothes she wanted to see me in right, Like
Speaker 1: she'd like pick up sweaters she thought I would look
Speaker 1: good in, or a jacket or a blazer, you know,
Speaker 1: or she'd say, hey, like this, I saw some jeans
Speaker 1: you'd like. She would tell me about shoes, but she
Speaker 1: would know because she was a personal You have to
Speaker 1: fit in them. You have to find them comfortable, like
Speaker 1: if you're you're you know what I mean. Like shoes,
Speaker 1: you buy some shoes and you know they they're uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: You stuck. You gotta take them back. They're very iffy. No,
Speaker 1: I've never had shoes bought for me. That's interesting. And
Speaker 1: they fit, they were comfortable. You liked them. Yeah, they're great,
Speaker 1: they're great. Great. Tell you what did you what? To
Speaker 1: be honest, whim what did you get? You didn't like? Nothing? No, no,
Speaker 1: no nothing. Doesn't listen every day sun listen everything. No
Speaker 1: no no no no no no no no no no
Speaker 1: no no, because how you boy? You tell me what
Speaker 1: you get? He's one of the sweat is kind of gross,
Speaker 1: not at all, dude. She she has the best taste
Speaker 1: in clothes, she really does. Sometimes are they gonna fit? Fourth?
Speaker 1: Fourth quart of scare? That's what we're gonna problem. So
Speaker 1: how does she shop for you for your but she
Speaker 1: always second smart girl? Smart girl? Yeah I know, but
Speaker 1: fourth quarter, these sweaters will be back around again, and
Speaker 1: I'll be like, oh see that's the problem. See like okay,
Speaker 1: so when you when your friend has a baby, right
Speaker 1: and you're buy a gift, you always buy them plates.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that's about. But when you buy
Speaker 1: clothing for a baby, you have to time out the seasons.
Speaker 1: So if you're gonna buy them six month clothing, you
Speaker 1: have to figure out in six months, what will the
Speaker 1: weather be? Right, So if like, if right now, what
Speaker 1: are we looking in February. If I'm gonna buy a
Speaker 1: baby like a baby gift and say, oh hey, my kids,
Speaker 1: your baby gift, everyone's gonna buy them newborn. I got
Speaker 1: you something for August. I gotta think about, like, you know,
Speaker 1: it's gonna stuck to get a little bit chilly end
Speaker 1: of August September babies were for three months usually to
Speaker 1: three months, So I'm gonna get something with sleeves. I'm
Speaker 1: thinking ahead. So sweaters, second quarter of scary sweaters. You're
Speaker 1: not gonna wear those by the middle of March, right,
Speaker 1: She's got to get you third quarter leaning into fourth
Speaker 1: quarter of sweaters. You know what I mean, You're gonna
Speaker 1: be not fitting in them like you're gonna be. You're
Speaker 1: gonna be looking great in them and in July, but
Speaker 1: you come third quart of scary Halloween candy time you're
Speaker 1: not fitting in those sweaters. That's some poor planning on
Speaker 1: our part. I mean, I love the girl, but she
Speaker 1: got your second quart of scary sweaters. Yeah, that's like
Speaker 1: buying your fourth quart of scary bathing suits unless you're
Speaker 1: go on vacation. Well, fourth quart of scary bathing suits
Speaker 1: are are hard to come by. Yeah, that that's tough
Speaker 1: because they're all built for second quarter of scary because
Speaker 1: the summer falls in the second quarter. So yeah, so
Speaker 1: that's always been a problem. So what bathing suits you're
Speaker 1: gonna have like swimming? Well, well, well I have no
Speaker 1: well well no, no, Now I'm good. Now I'm back
Speaker 1: into vacation though. You got so you have no downe
Speaker 1: down thirty pounds? Man, I'm ready. You have, you have
Speaker 1: third you have? You have? You have first quart of
Speaker 1: scary bathing suits ready to go? First and second quarter
Speaker 1: of scary babes. Who's ready to rock? They are there. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's the matter of which one if you go on vacation.
Speaker 1: So we don't go on vaca Asians from September to December, right,
Speaker 1: we don't have any vacations. But yeah, but if I
Speaker 1: do something in the middle of November, just randomly for
Speaker 1: a weekend in the hot weather location, you for short
Speaker 1: and everything. Sure, but you gotta you gotta go somewhere cold,
Speaker 1: like you gotta go to like, you know, uh, Greenland.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? You gotta go to Norway,
Speaker 1: you can't, you gotta you have to bundle up, don't
Speaker 1: have sweaters. Greenland versus Iceland. It's crazy because they did
Speaker 1: that for tourism proects, didn't they wanted well, well, well,
Speaker 1: Iceland sounds like the lesser desirable spot. Green Light sounds
Speaker 1: very desirable. Greenland's not. There's like eighteen people living there.
Speaker 1: Greenland is awful and Iceland is the is the place
Speaker 1: where you want to go. Well okay, apologies to the
Speaker 1: two people who are from Greenland who are listening to
Speaker 1: the podcast. I don't think we have any Greenland listeners. Yeah, listen,
Speaker 1: you don't know green Landings? What is that? Landers? Are
Speaker 1: the green Landers and green Landings part of Icelander and Iceland?
Speaker 1: Inceland are the part of Atlantic. So the green landic
Speaker 1: are they part of the UK? The Greenlanders? No, they're
Speaker 1: part of the Netherlands. I believe Greenland. I wonder if
Speaker 1: anyone's from Greenland, what is their back on people from
Speaker 1: What are the ethnicities over there? Green land Ians? Yeah?
Speaker 1: But what do people what do people identify? Like, what
Speaker 1: are people's religions and ethnicities. And they speak English over there.
Speaker 1: What's the language? Well, I guess as people who speak English,
Speaker 1: but they probably speak you know, Danish. I'd like to
Speaker 1: know what the hell is going on in Greenland. So
Speaker 1: let's see. Greenland is the world's largest island and one
Speaker 1: of the three constituent countries that form the Kingdom of Denmark.
Speaker 1: It's part of Denmark, yeah, which I said, right, Netherlands
Speaker 1: said Denmark. Yeah, but it's isolated from Denmark. It's not.
Speaker 1: It's it's not isolated. It's green related Denmark. Denmark is
Speaker 1: in Europe, so it's I know it's European, but is
Speaker 1: it a country and it's part of Denmark you just
Speaker 1: said it? Yeah? Interesting? Yeah, I don't know what goes
Speaker 1: on there. It performs the Kingdom of Denmark along with
Speaker 1: Denmark and the Faroe Islands. Vacation and the citizens. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the citizens of these countries are all Danish nationals. Nice.
Speaker 1: So there you go. All right, so they speak Danish,
Speaker 1: you speak Danish. In the third fourth quarter, I'll get
Speaker 1: into a box Danish right now, I'll Speakish. Go to
Speaker 1: pizza Land, I'll go to Greenland. Gland was gonna say,
Speaker 1: very interesting, all right, I can't drive there, and scary
Speaker 1: all right, I gotta, I gotta. I gotta tell you
Speaker 1: about some some uh problems. And I know it's gonna
Speaker 1: be hard to believe. I had some problems calling some
Speaker 1: companies and I want to just I'm gonna stack some
Speaker 1: chips here, so I want to I want to give
Speaker 1: a shout out to two people I spoke to. These
Speaker 1: are their real names. Scary right. I had to call
Speaker 1: a couple of financial institutions. I spoke to George Bullwinkle.
Speaker 1: George Bullwinkle, how do you go through life with that name?
Speaker 1: So he says to me, Yeah, it's that's my real name.
Speaker 1: Never watched the show before, you ask so I? So
Speaker 1: I said, um, you never watched the show, because well
Speaker 1: I watched it, but I don't watch anymore because you know,
Speaker 1: people make fun of my name. So I did my
Speaker 1: Bowinkle impression for him and he appreciated that. But his
Speaker 1: name is George Rookie. Yeah. And then then later that
Speaker 1: day I spoke to Benny Beaver. Wait, another real name, Yes,
Speaker 1: yes he was, I said, who was only speaking with?
Speaker 1: He said Benny Beaver, and yes, he goes, that's that's
Speaker 1: my real name. I feel like we're in an alternate reality.
Speaker 1: We are we are not in no. So, Yeah, the
Speaker 1: the George Bowinkle guy was kind of nerdy um and
Speaker 1: I tried by making jokes with him and he just
Speaker 1: didn't get it. Is he nerdy because of the name
Speaker 1: that he took on and then became nerdy because of it?
Speaker 1: Because it sounds just fate, Like I don't know what
Speaker 1: he's sexy male names like the guy the guy who
Speaker 1: stars in the Amazon Prime show Reacher, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: I love that show. He's a muscular six ft five
Speaker 1: mountain of a human being. Like his real name is
Speaker 1: not bow Winkle. It isn't and if it was, he
Speaker 1: changed it. George bow Winkle. That guy kept his name.
Speaker 1: He's definitely a George, but he's like, yeah, I know
Speaker 1: it's my real name. Yeah. So, but I did want
Speaker 1: to give a special shout out to Drew. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to mention the financial institution that, but his name
Speaker 1: is Drew. And so I was in the UH in
Speaker 1: the app it's related to our medical benefits, okay, and
Speaker 1: I needed to do something in the app, which apparently
Speaker 1: you can do on the website, but in the app
Speaker 1: it's not as obvious unwhere to do it. So they
Speaker 1: sent me a link to check something. But when you
Speaker 1: click the link on your phone, it opens your app
Speaker 1: and you can't do it. So I call up this
Speaker 1: institution and I get this guy Drew. I assume he's
Speaker 1: working from home. Sounded like he's working from home. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's great. Uh. So I said, hey, listen, I need
Speaker 1: you to help me before we can get started. I
Speaker 1: need your uh social Security card? Um I d I said,
Speaker 1: to my number. Yeah, so security number less four digits.
Speaker 1: So I give it to him. Okay, so I prove
Speaker 1: who I am, and I said, look, I'm in the
Speaker 1: I'm in the app, and I can't find where in
Speaker 1: the app I have to do. I'm just gonna say, uh,
Speaker 1: deposit the money. It wasn't deposit the money, but let's
Speaker 1: just say that's what I wanted to do. I can't
Speaker 1: find there's no obvious place in the app to deposit
Speaker 1: the money. I can't find where in the app. Can
Speaker 1: you please tell me where in the app it isn't
Speaker 1: deposit the money? He says, Sir, you need to go
Speaker 1: to the app store and search for um. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say Oracle it's not Oracle, but let's say Oracle. He says,
Speaker 1: you need to search for the Oracle app and download
Speaker 1: the Oracle app. Sir Drew, was it, um, I have?
Speaker 1: I have the Oracle app. I can't find where in
Speaker 1: the app I can deposit money. Well, it's very simple.
Speaker 1: You open your app store or Google Play and you
Speaker 1: click on the microscope and then you type in Oracle
Speaker 1: app and then download it. Sir, I have the app.
Speaker 1: I'm in the app. Where in the app? He says.
Speaker 1: If you have the app, then you have to go
Speaker 1: to your phone, open up your app drawer, find the
Speaker 1: magnifying glass and search for the app. Drew, have the app.
Speaker 1: You're not listening to me? Have the app. I'm in
Speaker 1: the app. Where in the app? He's reading off of
Speaker 1: a script. He hasn't gotten to you yet. He's gotten
Speaker 1: the head with a shovel. So I said, Drew, I
Speaker 1: have the app, and he says, okay, well first you
Speaker 1: need to download it. I have the app. Drew, don't
Speaker 1: that's Drew. Don't put me favorite. Please don't tell me
Speaker 1: to download the app again. Can we just established that
Speaker 1: sometimes never ever think that people are just with you. Well,
Speaker 1: I was looking for the hidden camera in in in
Speaker 1: my car. But no, so I said, Drew, I have.
Speaker 1: Can we just establish a baseline if I have the app,
Speaker 1: I just can't find where to download the where to
Speaker 1: deposit money? He says, oh, if he can't find the app,
Speaker 1: you have to go to the app drawer in your phone.
Speaker 1: Do you have an iPhone or an Android? And I said, Drew, buddy,
Speaker 1: I have. I'm staying calm, scary. I have the app,
Speaker 1: download of the app like two years ago, but I've
Speaker 1: never had to do this function before. Can you just
Speaker 1: help me? Or you know what, if you could transform
Speaker 1: me to somebody else doesn't have to be a supervisor, Drew,
Speaker 1: just because now by the way, you're like, why didn't
Speaker 1: you just hang up and call back? It was like
Speaker 1: twenty five minutes on hold to get anybody. So I'm
Speaker 1: trying my best here while I'm on the phone. So
Speaker 1: he says, sir, you're not listening to me. I'm not
Speaker 1: go ahead, Drew, what do you need me to do?
Speaker 1: I need you to down on the app true stop stotop. Now,
Speaker 1: by the way, one of my dogs names is Drew.
Speaker 1: So now the dog is freaking out because the dog
Speaker 1: thinks I'm yelling at him. I said, Drew, please, please,
Speaker 1: I need you need your help here, buddy. Either transforit
Speaker 1: to somebody else or just help me. Sir, I am helping.
Speaker 1: You're not listening. You need to download the app. I
Speaker 1: have the app. I can't find where to deposited. Well,
Speaker 1: if you can't find it, you'd go in your app drawer.
Speaker 1: Is it on your home screen? Oh my god, stop it. Stop.
Speaker 1: So it's like, go stop and stop and stop stop
Speaker 1: stop it. He says, sir, Why are you yelling at me?
Speaker 1: Why am I yelling at you? I said, Drew, if
Speaker 1: you listen, I understand you can't help me. I understand it.
Speaker 1: No matter what I ask you. You're telling me to
Speaker 1: go to the app store and downloaded. I get that,
Speaker 1: but you legitimately can't understand why I'm yelling. That's the
Speaker 1: pot I have to draw the line. I gotta go.
Speaker 1: He said, sir, you don't you yell at me? And
Speaker 1: he hung up on me. Wow, So I called back.
Speaker 1: I waited the twenty minutes and I spoke. I spoke
Speaker 1: to Mary and Mary Ann and sheen Or said to me, Oh,
Speaker 1: you can't do that in the app. You gotta go
Speaker 1: to the website and do it. That's that was the result.
Speaker 1: It's not possible to do in the app. So the
Speaker 1: fuck you Oracle app not really the company. And fuck
Speaker 1: you Drew that's a new one. And that hashtag fuck
Speaker 1: you Drew, f you Drew that maybe I'm more pisted
Speaker 1: and Drew than APE seventy seven. That's how many a Drew.
Speaker 1: Come on, now, George bow Winkle wouldn't have done that
Speaker 1: to me. Rookie, that's what would you like to hear?
Speaker 1: A story of hope after? Now? I want to do
Speaker 1: a positive. We're gonna give you a positive. But I
Speaker 1: think I spoke to Drew's cousin about two years ago. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you about the tires I bought, and
Speaker 1: then we have to we're talking about us, all right,
Speaker 1: Well we'll get to all this alright, very exciting, very
Speaker 1: very exciting. It is scary and d do you want
Speaker 1: to do the free ship for us? And I'll tell
Speaker 1: you about my tire prest Uh. Yeah, let let's let's
Speaker 1: get into catch my breath. Let's catching just just take
Speaker 1: deep breaths. This is a big deals us here it
Speaker 1: free ship for us? You could always send us free ship.
Speaker 1: We get excited for free ship. We haven't gotten free ship.
Speaker 1: And why I was just gonna point that out. You
Speaker 1: could always send us free ship at um send it
Speaker 1: to the radio station Z on radio. And Scary Jones
Speaker 1: because I'm at the studio every day, s k e
Speaker 1: er y Jones. Uh that j two avenue of the
Speaker 1: America's sixth Avenue is easy to write. Sixth Avenue, New York,
Speaker 1: New York, one zero zero one three. Now this came
Speaker 1: in the form of a personal delivery in a van.
Speaker 1: Wait a second, we gotta let it. Let us explain.
Speaker 1: There's an artist. His name is David. He has a
Speaker 1: he's also great last name. Give us last name. I
Speaker 1: love his last name Pedaford. David Pedaford, I f r
Speaker 1: or Pedaford. Okay, David Paddiford, very proper. He's from the
Speaker 1: Philly area. He is an artist, a painter. Um. I mean,
Speaker 1: he does a lot of great stuff on canvas. He
Speaker 1: does a lot of street art. He does so many
Speaker 1: great things. You could check him out by the way
Speaker 1: on Instagram at Banshee boy b A n s h
Speaker 1: E E b O y And then underscore Underscore d
Speaker 1: scores and you're gonna see the kind of work he does.
Speaker 1: So because he's a slice and a slice full, he's
Speaker 1: that he wanted to do something really special. This guy,
Speaker 1: this guy the art he makes. Uh, People like Kyrie
Speaker 1: Irving from the Brooklyn Nets, Chris Brickley from the where
Speaker 1: does he play Ville Cardinals? And the n C Double
Speaker 1: Amn Basketball they purchased art off of him. Now, when
Speaker 1: you buy art from an artist, it's the prices are
Speaker 1: very their eye popping. There could be thousands of dollars
Speaker 1: for physical art because sometimes these pieces take a long
Speaker 1: time and a lot of a lot of labor, so
Speaker 1: you know you're not gonna get these for you know,
Speaker 1: like ten dollars point off. So, but David has been
Speaker 1: working with charities, right Uh, he's uh he basically these
Speaker 1: children's charities around Philly and donated a lot. Well, he
Speaker 1: created he created the mascot, right, So he's got a character, Zapp,
Speaker 1: a zapp bear Za names Zapp. It's a bit little
Speaker 1: adorable bear that he puts into all his works of arts.
Speaker 1: You know that they're his works. And he created this
Speaker 1: this mascot, his mascot to raise funds for for children
Speaker 1: with special needs and and and six children in the
Speaker 1: Philly area. And um, he's gonna be making a huge donation,
Speaker 1: uh after the launch of what we're talking about, to
Speaker 1: the Philadelphia Eagles Autism Speaks Foundation, which is of course
Speaker 1: located in Philly where a lot of you guys live.
Speaker 1: And uh, this the bear is adorable, I gotta say.
Speaker 1: And so he made a giant a custom painting for
Speaker 1: us that that he's split into two halves, so unnecessary.
Speaker 1: When I say that, I mean, dude, you took a
Speaker 1: lot of time and energy and effort to do this.
Speaker 1: And it's on his Instagram of him the making of
Speaker 1: of our pictures, right, and I think Scary and I
Speaker 1: both put up instant stories as he was painting it,
Speaker 1: which I listen, I've never owned a painting before that
Speaker 1: I watched getting painted, other than like me holding a
Speaker 1: baseball bat at the amusement park when they draw you
Speaker 1: like with a iron head in a baseball bats sandwich. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and big teeth. Other than that, you know, I guy,
Speaker 1: this is so he's so we watched it being created
Speaker 1: and Andy and so it's a skyline of Manhattan with
Speaker 1: a Brooklyn Bridge and um, and the base the bears
Speaker 1: are like met colored baseball hats. He he put few
Speaker 1: a seventy seven on it. Four us. That was so cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So one is an orange and blue baseball cap and
Speaker 1: one is blue and orange for Mets and whatever. And
Speaker 1: but the best part is when they're they're on canvas,
Speaker 1: and when they're side by side, it's one continuous skyline
Speaker 1: with the two bears next to each other. I may
Speaker 1: move in with Scary just so we can put a picture.
Speaker 1: We can put them together again. So it's kind of
Speaker 1: like it's almost like when you have a broken heart
Speaker 1: necklace where where I have one US friends right, yeah,
Speaker 1: the bfs where I have one heart of the locket
Speaker 1: and you have the other. So so we have two
Speaker 1: halves of this painting. If they find Scary like his
Speaker 1: body in his apartment, someday I'll bring the painting the
Speaker 1: show that I'm allowed to go in the apartment and
Speaker 1: look around. Oh look I got the other detective. Detective,
Speaker 1: I have the other half of the painting. It's so
Speaker 1: colorful and brilliant. I mean, the colors really pop in person.
Speaker 1: You can't picture doesn't do it. Thank you, first off,
Speaker 1: and for first and foremost David, thank you, thank you
Speaker 1: very much, and thanks for I love the F seventy
Speaker 1: seven on there. That's kind of cool too, good question. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I go ahead. So he tagged at b B.
Speaker 1: Now is that a Banshee boy in Brooklyn boys on
Speaker 1: the painting? I think it's for Brooklyn boys. Well, that's
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna go with. Well, that's a good question.
Speaker 1: Could be, could be, But that's that's the synergy, that's
Speaker 1: the perfect of it. So we put it so the
Speaker 1: zap we each have a zapp bear and whatever the
Speaker 1: case on on our paintings. And and now now now
Speaker 1: here's now. Now let's take this to part two, which
Speaker 1: can involve you, guys, um the slices. Um. This is
Speaker 1: gonna be a little hard to describe because these are
Speaker 1: now we're talking about n f T s, because a
Speaker 1: lot of these artists are doing these collect these collectibles,
Speaker 1: they're called non fungible tokens. But you don't have to know.
Speaker 1: You can't fund them. You cannot, you can't, you cannot
Speaker 1: fungde them. So, because the art world is now moving
Speaker 1: into the n f T space where you can order,
Speaker 1: you can you can have a as your own one
Speaker 1: of a kind something that thousands of dollars, which would
Speaker 1: be a physical piece of painting, uh for for like
Speaker 1: maybe a hundred dollars or so, you can have your
Speaker 1: own digital version of something that it has a unique
Speaker 1: quality to it because the zapp bear in each of these,
Speaker 1: each version of this will be a little bit different
Speaker 1: from the next. I like to think of it as
Speaker 1: owning stock in a company. You're buying stock, and like, look,
Speaker 1: you can like like you can buy moments in movies,
Speaker 1: you can buy like moments in sports sports, you can
Speaker 1: buy uh, an n f T of a painting. And
Speaker 1: so he's gonna unveil March twelfth, Martin, listen to this
Speaker 1: podcast twelve two. He's gonna launch some paintings and and
Speaker 1: this whole n f T project where you can buy
Speaker 1: into by n f T s of these paintings, uh
Speaker 1: and if and you can sell the n f T
Speaker 1: s to other people if they go up and value
Speaker 1: whatever you when you can trade them. Um, but I'm
Speaker 1: fascinated buying, well, well, the n f T And a
Speaker 1: word about the n f T space in general. That's
Speaker 1: where it is. This year everyone's talking about crip dough
Speaker 1: and that's where and you know, listen forget it stocks
Speaker 1: and all that other stuff. Great crypto was last year.
Speaker 1: N F two is the year of the n f T.
Speaker 1: So if you were to get your hands on one
Speaker 1: of these originals, and each one will be a little
Speaker 1: different from the next, because they'll each have a different
Speaker 1: nuance to them. Um for like a hundred dollars or so,
Speaker 1: whatever it is you can hold on, you can hold
Speaker 1: on to it and it'll go. It will go up
Speaker 1: in value, and then you could send it a sell
Speaker 1: it on the open market on a place called open
Speaker 1: c Hey. That's that's for later down the road. But
Speaker 1: we want you to keep in mind March twelve because
Speaker 1: our friend David is going to be doing the minting
Speaker 1: on March twelve. The minting is when they hit a
Speaker 1: button and all of the orders will be fulfilled and
Speaker 1: everyone will get a copy of this zapp bear in
Speaker 1: the setting. But each one will be different from the next.
Speaker 1: So if I have a digital art n f T bear,
Speaker 1: mine might be holding a soda can, but David Brodie's
Speaker 1: a chicken palm here, might be a chicken parm hero,
Speaker 1: or might be maybe the the the grape soda. Yeah right,
Speaker 1: it could be a little new, and they're all different
Speaker 1: and that's and that is what makes them valuable and
Speaker 1: what makes the value go up on the secondary market.
Speaker 1: So if you guys are interested, we're gonna we're gonna
Speaker 1: throw out some some websites and stuff, but we're gonna
Speaker 1: put it on our social where you can because it's
Speaker 1: gonna be hard to remember. We can obviously rewind um
Speaker 1: but uh the website right is zapp bear n FT
Speaker 1: dot com. But Bear is spelled B A I R
Speaker 1: and that was two. It's too uh p. So we're
Speaker 1: gonna spell A P P C A P P B
Speaker 1: A I R n f FT dot com slash the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys and I to be able to ft dot
Speaker 1: com slice. And what that does is it gives you
Speaker 1: a personal page for all Brooklyn Boys slices where you
Speaker 1: get on the white list. Where the white list you
Speaker 1: meaning where you'll have the opportunity to you know, and
Speaker 1: again you you don't. It's free to join this piece.
Speaker 1: You don't have to worry about that, you know, you
Speaker 1: don't have to worry about buying the spending money right there.
Speaker 1: But go on there to get on the white list
Speaker 1: and see what's up and then at the same time
Speaker 1: we want you to join the discord. That discord is
Speaker 1: like the community like a Reddit or a like a
Speaker 1: Twitter where the communities of the art world and other
Speaker 1: worlds come together and talk about n f T projects
Speaker 1: and upcoming things. And if to quote my friend Drew,
Speaker 1: just download the app downloaded discord app. But you also
Speaker 1: you want to you want to search for zapp bear
Speaker 1: n f T and just get getting it on that community,
Speaker 1: if that makes sense, and we'll we'll post it all
Speaker 1: on social media, probably at the Broken Boys page, so
Speaker 1: you guys can see it. Don't find it all, but
Speaker 1: we want to let you know we're very excited. We
Speaker 1: got the paintings already hung mine up in one of
Speaker 1: the bedrooms I have I have teal walls, this teal
Speaker 1: and the painting. I'm gonna put up a picture of it.
Speaker 1: It looks it looks great. Um and uh follow him
Speaker 1: at at Banshee Boy b A N s h E
Speaker 1: E b O Y double Underscore Underscore Underscore on Instagram
Speaker 1: painting stuff because he puts up video and painting which
Speaker 1: is pretty cool. But definitely get on the white list
Speaker 1: for the Brooklyn Boys page on uh Uh that that
Speaker 1: site that we just gave you. Okay, good, alright, alright, right,
Speaker 1: I know it was a lot. Brodie and I talked
Speaker 1: about this before we did the podcast, like how are
Speaker 1: we gonna explain this? Because we're explaining the new concept.
Speaker 1: And again, you may be listening to this three or
Speaker 1: four years down the road and you're like, n f
Speaker 1: T s, Like what is internet? Almost like you know
Speaker 1: what an n f T is by this point, because
Speaker 1: but right now it's very very new, and it's where
Speaker 1: it's where it's going. It's part of the metaverse. You've
Speaker 1: heard of the metaverse, people buying real estate in the metaverse.
Speaker 1: I still don't understand it very well, but you know,
Speaker 1: But anyway, but I was gay owns a four bedroom
Speaker 1: n f T house. All right, So so here's something
Speaker 1: I learned. There is a difference. Well, I'm there's a
Speaker 1: did you know that there's a that uh, gift cards
Speaker 1: don't expire, but legally they're not supposed to be able
Speaker 1: to expire, but similar things do. And I want to
Speaker 1: tell you what happened, so I teased it before. About
Speaker 1: two years ago, I had to put four new tires
Speaker 1: on uh, the all wheel drive car. That my wife drives. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because they because they wear out evenly usually if you
Speaker 1: rotate them properly. And the car needed four tires. You
Speaker 1: can't put all wheel drive three tires and you have
Speaker 1: to put all four. And I needed all four. So
Speaker 1: they had a promotion at at it was it was Firestone,
Speaker 1: I don't mind mentioning the company name, and it was.
Speaker 1: It was something to the effect of buy four tires,
Speaker 1: get a hundred dollar gift card. A hundred dollar gift card, right,
Speaker 1: So I thought, well, und it's like basically a hundred
Speaker 1: dollars off. That's great. Now it wasn't a hundred dollars
Speaker 1: off Firestone. It was a hundred dollar visa gift card,
Speaker 1: like a you know, Firestone gift card. So I I
Speaker 1: did the thing. I bought the stuff, I got the car,
Speaker 1: fill out the paperwork, and I got two weeks later,
Speaker 1: whatever it was. I got the card in the mail,
Speaker 1: and I said, you know why, rather than just spend
Speaker 1: it on dinner or something, I'm gonna put it away,
Speaker 1: put it on you know, my dresser and my little
Speaker 1: box of gift cards and business cards. And when I
Speaker 1: have to make a repair in my car, I'll use
Speaker 1: that towards the repair of a car, you know, car
Speaker 1: money back. Use it on a car. Okay, that was
Speaker 1: two years ago. So I needed to do a repair
Speaker 1: on one of my cars and I'm like, yes, you
Speaker 1: know what, I'm gonna use the Firestone hundred dollar card.
Speaker 1: This is great. So I got to use the car
Speaker 1: and the guy at the at the shops is to me, this,
Speaker 1: the cards expired. I can't take it. I expired what
Speaker 1: And I look and it expired, uh six something like that.
Speaker 1: So it was a year after I got it. So
Speaker 1: I did made the repair. I said, that's bullshit. So
Speaker 1: I there's a number on the back of the card.
Speaker 1: It's the it's the rewards company, the rewards company, right,
Speaker 1: So I call up the reward company and I say, listen,
Speaker 1: you know it's been a hectic, you know, hectic year
Speaker 1: and a half with just yeah, I know, you know
Speaker 1: what I said, working from home. I'm not driving the
Speaker 1: car march, I'm not making repairs, you know whatever. I said.
Speaker 1: I went to use the card and it's expired. Gift
Speaker 1: cards aren't supposed to expire. So he says to me, well,
Speaker 1: this isn't a gift card, it's a it's um, it's
Speaker 1: a a gift credit, I said, but but but but
Speaker 1: it's a it's a gift reward. That's what we said.
Speaker 1: It's a gift reward, I said, but it's a gift card.
Speaker 1: No gift through reward. Gift rewards expire, and I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: We don't reassure them. There's nothing we can do, I said, sir.
Speaker 1: Hold On there By, Yeah, so I said, I said, I.
Speaker 1: I said, look, I don't know what the difference is
Speaker 1: between a gift card and a gift reward card, but
Speaker 1: what is the purpose of giving someone a hundred dollars
Speaker 1: and then making it expire? Sir, we re issue them? No,
Speaker 1: I got that. I got you don't reissue them. But
Speaker 1: I'd like to know why your company, I said, you
Speaker 1: work for Firestone, right, Well, we're technically Firestones reward company.
Speaker 1: Oh so you're not Firestone. We're their reward company, so
Speaker 1: that you're a subsidiary Firestone. No, we're the reward company
Speaker 1: that we worked with fire So pause a second. I
Speaker 1: did learn that a lot of companies outsourced their rewards
Speaker 1: to which I said, So, I said that that has
Speaker 1: nothing to do with the main company. So he says sir,
Speaker 1: there was a letter included with that that explained it.
Speaker 1: I said, okay, First of all, it was two years ago.
Speaker 1: Second of all, I gotta be honest, scary. Back me
Speaker 1: up here. Who reads the letter that comes with the
Speaker 1: gift card? I opened up a gift card? You read? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I said, I didn't read the king because who reads
Speaker 1: them is the same thing you do. But now you're
Speaker 1: in the wrong for not reading it if you admit it.
Speaker 1: But if I read it, if I admit that I
Speaker 1: read it, then he goes you read it. You should
Speaker 1: know better, so I said, I said, sir, let me
Speaker 1: ask you a question. Is there someone in your department,
Speaker 1: maybe a supervisor? I could ask, because you know, extenuating circumstances,
Speaker 1: COVID the whole thing. Sir, we don't reissue them, I said,
Speaker 1: So it makes if what it makes sense if I
Speaker 1: call Firestone. Sir, we don't reissue this, Sir. Did you
Speaker 1: down the app? Yeah? So, I said, I know, I said, so,
Speaker 1: I said, some similar to choice it. Sir, Please stop repeating.
Speaker 1: We don't reissue the cards. Uh, we can't reactivate is
Speaker 1: what he kept saying to me. We don't reactivate it,
Speaker 1: I said, might ask you to reactivate it. Can you
Speaker 1: reissue me a card? Just send me a new card? Sir,
Speaker 1: we don't reactivate the cards. No, I'll chop this one up.
Speaker 1: Don't want you to reactivate it. Can you reissue it?
Speaker 1: Then he goes, we don't reissue it. Then he started
Speaker 1: the loop of we don't reissue no matter what I
Speaker 1: asked him, we don't reissue. So I said, is there
Speaker 1: someone else I could speak to? They're gonna tell you
Speaker 1: the same thing, so we don't reissue. You should have
Speaker 1: looked at the card, and he got like condescending with me.
Speaker 1: So I said, you know what, you have a nice day.
Speaker 1: So what would you have done at that point? Scary? Well,
Speaker 1: I know you're expecting me to say just roll over
Speaker 1: and say fuck it and then move on with my life, right,
Speaker 1: But that you would have done? Um, it's what is it?
Speaker 1: It's a hundred dollar hundred dollars because it was fifty.
Speaker 1: You go, yeah, Brody, it's no word. You trouble man.
Speaker 1: I you know, I I might. I might give it
Speaker 1: one last just for the principle behind it. I might
Speaker 1: get Here's what I did I and I'm I'm telling
Speaker 1: you guys this slices because I want you to remember
Speaker 1: my lesson, never give up, never give up. Play the
Speaker 1: the the American music in the background. You fight for
Speaker 1: what's right. You fight, you write the party. So I called.
Speaker 1: I called Firestone. I called the good folks at Firestone Tire.
Speaker 1: I believe it's Firestone bridge Stone. I think they merged.
Speaker 1: Don't don't quote me on it. So I called Firestone
Speaker 1: bridge Stone, a little company, flint Stone. I called all
Speaker 1: of the Stones, I called the Rolling Stones, and I
Speaker 1: said to the guy, listen, I have a problem with
Speaker 1: this thing. And he says, oh, that's unfortunate. I said, yeah,
Speaker 1: and you guy was the guy at the rewards company
Speaker 1: was very rude to me, and he wouldn't help me.
Speaker 1: And I said, I said, I spent a lot of money,
Speaker 1: or by the way, left out, I left out apart.
Speaker 1: Can I backtrack for a second. After the douche bag
Speaker 1: wouldn't help me, I called the Firestone location and I
Speaker 1: told the guy listen. I spoke to the manager and
Speaker 1: I knew who he was because I remembered his name,
Speaker 1: and I said, listen, I brought for tires from you.
Speaker 1: He had a promotion a couple years ago. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I remember that. You know the card expires. He was,
Speaker 1: I did not know that. Oh you didn't know that.
Speaker 1: I said, well, I didn't know it either. And if
Speaker 1: someone doesn't know that, I said, I'm out a hundred bucks.
Speaker 1: So he says to me, here's what I'll do. Give
Speaker 1: me your name. Gave him the name. He says, next
Speaker 1: time you come in, I will make sure to take
Speaker 1: off If I can't do a hundred, I will take
Speaker 1: off enough off your your your charge that you will
Speaker 1: feel a little better. There you go. I said, okay,
Speaker 1: that's good. That's good, all right. So I got that.
Speaker 1: I got my free dessert from the guy, got his name.
Speaker 1: He wrote my name down. Then I called Firestone Bridge Stone,
Speaker 1: flint Stone. You call him back again. I called the
Speaker 1: company back, not the rewards company, the real company, and
Speaker 1: I spoke to I spoke to Matt and I told
Speaker 1: him the problem. He says, oh, that's very unfortunate. We
Speaker 1: don't want that to happen. We want you to be
Speaker 1: a happy customer. He said, give me her dress. I'll
Speaker 1: send you the card right away. So now you got
Speaker 1: a hundred and fifty dollars back. Well, I got a
Speaker 1: hundred plus the discount at the location for my troubles
Speaker 1: Boom free dessert. I got my hundred dollars back that
Speaker 1: they was so listen you you could lie down and
Speaker 1: be out the hundred dollars or you could ask for
Speaker 1: what's right. You didn't get free dessert, you got the
Speaker 1: whole fucking cake. Well, I got my dessert back because
Speaker 1: I got the dessert for the fourth tire purchase and
Speaker 1: they see him a regular customer there. So the manager
Speaker 1: was like, I see a regular customer here or whatever. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: that's a lot of dessert. Dude, you be carefully. You
Speaker 1: maybe uh fourth quarter of scary before you know it.
Speaker 1: It's the Boys podcast. So I'm just I'm giggly and
Speaker 1: giddy because I had a similar experience of what you
Speaker 1: were just talking about earlier with a hotel where the
Speaker 1: rewards company fucked me over on my night and when
Speaker 1: I went to Nashville, and then then I called the
Speaker 1: actual corporate people because but because they outsourced their their
Speaker 1: rewards services their program, I ended up getting double dessert
Speaker 1: as well. So so there is a way to get
Speaker 1: It depends on the company and the situation that you
Speaker 1: may be in. So I I just that when I
Speaker 1: went to Nashville, it was the same exactly was. I
Speaker 1: was piste off because of the right told the story
Speaker 1: on this podcast was last year. I was so angry
Speaker 1: because I don't listen, didn't check me in. Yeah, what
Speaker 1: what's that? That's the thing you can't. You can't let
Speaker 1: companies ship on you because they're they're like, oh, we
Speaker 1: don't need to help you. What's your fault? It's your fault. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was technically my fault. But you shouldn't give a
Speaker 1: hundred dollars that expires. That's that's a dick move. Dick, dick,
Speaker 1: dick move. Um, you know what. I wanted to just
Speaker 1: jump back to the dice in vacuum cleaner for a second,
Speaker 1: because you know, I I really pay attention to the
Speaker 1: text messages that come in to the Elvis Strand Morning Show,
Speaker 1: and when you talked about the dice in vacuum something
Speaker 1: to look. I know a lot of people text in
Speaker 1: sometimes and we say you should google that, but this
Speaker 1: one I was beyond my made my brain melt. Somebody
Speaker 1: texted in what is a dice in vacuum? Yeah, to
Speaker 1: which I replied, what is a Samsung phone? What is
Speaker 1: a Toyota car. What is it? McDonald's hamburger is what?
Speaker 1: It's a vacuum made by Dyson. What is a dice
Speaker 1: in vacuum? You couldn't google that. You you couldn't I
Speaker 1: what is a dice in vacuum? Did they think it's
Speaker 1: some special type of vacuum? In which case, then go
Speaker 1: look it up? What it man? Okay? Um? Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: Then then I got we gotta do better. Text today
Speaker 1: is Elvis's leave. If you want to get blocked, if
Speaker 1: you want to get completely by the way, when we
Speaker 1: block you, you don't get an alert that says you're blocked.
Speaker 1: When you text us, it doesn't say you're blocked. So
Speaker 1: we will just never see your texts at one time
Speaker 1: in my life and this is I said that. I
Speaker 1: didn't say this on the air, though, but I told
Speaker 1: he was in private, and I'll tell you you aren't
Speaker 1: listening at that moment um. I think the number one
Speaker 1: thing that pisces me off when I see on a
Speaker 1: text message or anyone in life is when they write
Speaker 1: S M H, which stands for ship. In my head, however,
Speaker 1: UH do better to do better. People now have surpassed
Speaker 1: the s m h S. I do think do better
Speaker 1: is my number one? Go fund yourself, meaning, like can
Speaker 1: pointed in you you're very listen, we don't better, do better?
Speaker 1: Do you think that's gonna go over? Well, you think
Speaker 1: we're gonna look at it and go, you know what,
Speaker 1: this person we don't know who is offended by something
Speaker 1: that isn't offensive, that you shouldn't be offended by that.
Speaker 1: We had we were talking positively about something, you would go,
Speaker 1: you know what, we should do better? We should do better? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so do better. You're blocked and you'll never know it.
Speaker 1: We'll just never see it. You'll be screaming into the
Speaker 1: void at that point. So here here's the latter. This
Speaker 1: is this ended. This ended funnily funnily funnily funny. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So you know Eminem took a knee at the halftime show.
Speaker 1: Regardless of why he took the knee, he took a
Speaker 1: knee at the halftime show. It was very controversial, right, right,
Speaker 1: So somebody texted in and they said, anyone notice Eminem
Speaker 1: taking a knee? So I wrote back, yeah, the entire world,
Speaker 1: like like he thought he was the only person that
Speaker 1: that saw that, right, So then he wrote back, L
Speaker 1: O L too funny how the camera was trying to
Speaker 1: look away and pulled away from Hi immediately, didn't cover
Speaker 1: him at all. So I said that that's not true
Speaker 1: that you saw camera was on him a lot. We
Speaker 1: all saw it. You saw it. It's he's trending on
Speaker 1: Twitter number one. He's it's everyone's talking about it. The
Speaker 1: camera didn't put he was trying to get a big
Speaker 1: thing like did you see the camera pulled away? It
Speaker 1: wouldn't show him. I said, you know, the camera showed
Speaker 1: him multiple times. No he didn't, So I want on YouTube.
Speaker 1: I found the video and I sent him the link
Speaker 1: where you could see they showed him three times. Right,
Speaker 1: So this person wrote back, oh shit, my apologies. You
Speaker 1: right it was. It was a while. Thank you. This
Speaker 1: must be someone like Brody texting trying to prove somebody.
Speaker 1: Of course you spend your morning doing it. Well, well
Speaker 1: we know you, we know now we've confirmed that you're
Speaker 1: not sleeping, you know, so you actually this person, this
Speaker 1: person's name is Wan Wan shout out to you, buddy.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that you not only did you admit you
Speaker 1: were wrong, but you can do it with me. So
Speaker 1: thank you very much. I gotta say I have a
Speaker 1: fucking sty in my I got in my eye. I
Speaker 1: got something in my eye right now. I don't know
Speaker 1: what the oly thing is. I can think a poem
Speaker 1: like I gotta sty in my eye. So so I
Speaker 1: wo woke up and like I have like one of
Speaker 1: my eyes has like extra long bags, and you know,
Speaker 1: you know everyone has under the well one one of
Speaker 1: my eyes is, except there's a circle that's going down
Speaker 1: to like almost my cheek. It's almost like a dent
Speaker 1: in my fucking face right now. And my eye has
Speaker 1: been twinging and hurting me and irritated for the last
Speaker 1: day or so. And I don't know if it's a
Speaker 1: sty or something or pimple, but I don't want to
Speaker 1: rub it because then I'm just gonna make it worse.
Speaker 1: But it's sitting here and I'm like, what do I
Speaker 1: need to do? And I hope they let you on
Speaker 1: the plane with that well it's not noticeable. It's only
Speaker 1: the only thing is it just looks like I haven't
Speaker 1: gotten sleep in my left eye. It's weird. But my
Speaker 1: right eye because no, no, my eyes are open, but
Speaker 1: one of them has a deeper bag under it than
Speaker 1: the other. I'm I guessing my guest is bag. It's
Speaker 1: it's my guests the bag is swollen. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm saying right now. I'm just
Speaker 1: it's just bothering the hell out of me right now.
Speaker 1: But all right, but I mean, I don't know. Is
Speaker 1: there a doctor in the house or what? You know?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I would google that. I would google that, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was. I would web M do that. Ship. You
Speaker 1: may have something. I'm gonna ask the guy who asked
Speaker 1: what a dison vacuum wants? Yeah, what is dison vacuum?
Speaker 1: What is this? What is that? What is a dison?
Speaker 1: Do you have Google? And you followed not download the app?
Speaker 1: So we have a couple of voicemails that we didn't
Speaker 1: get to. Oh yeah, I have some audio. Let's do
Speaker 1: the voice only two though, only two voices only two? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: And again a reminder, our phone number is two one
Speaker 1: eight F you seventy seven. That's two eight oh few
Speaker 1: ape seventy seven. You guys know it by now, all right?
Speaker 1: Call us up. Oh wait, I never I didn't connect it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, hold on a second, son of a bitch,
Speaker 1: seventy five million dollar equipment and you don't have it
Speaker 1: doesn't auto connect. It will auto connect, but I I
Speaker 1: didn't turn it on before the podcast. All you want
Speaker 1: to play my audio clips in? All right? So? Um
Speaker 1: do you have uh sportswoman? Yes? I want you to
Speaker 1: play the clip and tell me how old you think
Speaker 1: this woman is by her voice. The game has been
Speaker 1: played in Los Angeles for Los Angeles, not really all
Speaker 1: the team in the game for four or four and
Speaker 1: a half. My favorite total year is fourty eight and
Speaker 1: a half. And with the number moving a little bit
Speaker 1: towards Los Angeles, I think if you like Cincinnati, you
Speaker 1: could probably wait a little bit. The worst that's gonna
Speaker 1: happen is is that you're gonna lose the four and
Speaker 1: half of them. It sounds like a guy to begin with?
Speaker 1: Does it sounding a guy? Okay, because it sounds like
Speaker 1: a woman who smokes cigarettes to me, right, all right,
Speaker 1: it's a it's a guy. I wanted. I wanted to
Speaker 1: trick you, and have you said I had no idea.
Speaker 1: I really it is selling a guy. It's well, it's
Speaker 1: it's porder, it's borderline, it's port Yeah, yeah, the guy
Speaker 1: is always on New York radio talking about gambling, and
Speaker 1: to me sounds like a woman who smokes a couple
Speaker 1: of pack of cigarettes. Um that you have to shopify
Speaker 1: clip uh huh. So this is a woman and her
Speaker 1: allegedly teenage daughter. So the woman is selling stuff on Shopify, right,
Speaker 1: it's it's a website you sell stuff on and it
Speaker 1: sells stuff on social media for you whatever. So first
Speaker 1: of all, I want you to listen how bad the
Speaker 1: actress is playing the daughter, how she definitely is not
Speaker 1: a teenager, right, And the woman says where she's selling
Speaker 1: the stuff, And then listen to the girl's first question
Speaker 1: and then stop it. Okay, okay? Three Shopify sales? How
Speaker 1: where are you selling three hundred parents of tapes? Mom?
Speaker 1: With our shop store? She just said, She just said,
Speaker 1: are you shopify three Shopify sales? How where are you
Speaker 1: selling three hundred parents of tapes? Mom? With our Shopify store?
Speaker 1: We can connect and sell everybok Okay, so so she
Speaker 1: just yelled shopify right. So then now listen to the
Speaker 1: rest of the commercial where we know why they did it,
Speaker 1: because they want to get their product out there. They
Speaker 1: want to reason to say it twice in the commercials, right,
Speaker 1: but they do better to Peter. Peter MLaw would not
Speaker 1: to do that. So then I want you to listen
Speaker 1: to the mother. She's she's got a career for ourselves, right,
Speaker 1: she's doing really well. And listen what the data tells
Speaker 1: you to do good? Three shopify sales. How where are
Speaker 1: you selling? Three D parents of tap shoes? Mom? With
Speaker 1: our shop of my store, we can connect and sell
Speaker 1: everywhere Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, you name it. You did all that. Yes,
Speaker 1: I customized our store exactly the way I want it
Speaker 1: and it was so easy. Stopped. The woman is selling stuff,
Speaker 1: she goes, mom, stop stop Mom? Is she embarrassed in
Speaker 1: her house that she's making money? I don't get the commercial.
Speaker 1: These are horribly written it and even worse acted. This
Speaker 1: is this is disgusting. Mom. Mom, stop stop, stop whatever
Speaker 1: you do, whatever you do, stop because it's too much
Speaker 1: money coming into the house. Cut it out. Embarrassing me,
Speaker 1: you're embarrassing. My friends are gonna find out you're making money,
Speaker 1: and you should be like making dinner for dad and
Speaker 1: your dad. You know she's forty and like in her
Speaker 1: resume it says like her her voiceover resume it says,
Speaker 1: can do teenage girl, mom where I didn't get it?
Speaker 1: Stop you know what, Go fund yourself to the writers
Speaker 1: who just who put this schlock together? And then call
Speaker 1: it a commercial. The woman says, I just sold stuff
Speaker 1: on Spotify where and then she goes Shopify and then
Speaker 1: the woman goes into talking points doesn't even answer. She goes,
Speaker 1: it's a commercial Shopify. Let's you sell stuff on Facebook
Speaker 1: and tick talking here. I'm bringing up the money. I'm
Speaker 1: bringing up the money. I'm bringing in the money. I'm
Speaker 1: bringing me in the money. Stop stop what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Women don't work, Dad doesn't work. What are you doing?
Speaker 1: I can't believe it, Mom, stop stop it? Okay, I
Speaker 1: want to get the name of the So Peter May
Speaker 1: Peter May twenty nine for Peter may Lar, Peter May, Yes,
Speaker 1: Peter Law. Do you have the Chevy Equinox commercial? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Now I noticed this, but Peter noticed it also and
Speaker 1: d m me and and reminded me of do it
Speaker 1: for the podcast because it doesn't make any sense. So
Speaker 1: there's a couple, a man and a woman are in
Speaker 1: a car. It happens to be a Chevy Equinox, and
Speaker 1: they're talking about what they want for dinner and then
Speaker 1: Chevy Equinox. Then I'll play the clip on my phone.
Speaker 1: I'll play it on my phone. So they're driving, they're like,
Speaker 1: what do you want for dinner? And so the guy
Speaker 1: is suggesting stuff to her and she's like now, and
Speaker 1: so they almost the car stopped short and they almost
Speaker 1: hit a truck that says Tacos on it. So he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: we should ge tacos, which is not really the point
Speaker 1: of the commercial. The point of the commercial is the
Speaker 1: call breaks really well, but listen to the food that
Speaker 1: she says she just ate, and listen to the suggestions
Speaker 1: and what she says she doesn't like. All right, here
Speaker 1: we go, see if I can pull it up. Hold
Speaker 1: up about sushi and yesterday Indian? Maybe? Hello? You know
Speaker 1: I only see something? How about tacos? Okay, I had
Speaker 1: sushi for lunch? What do you want? How about seafood?
Speaker 1: You know I don't like seafood. You just had sushi lunch.
Speaker 1: I don't like seafood. We say that again. Let me
Speaker 1: do it again, play the commercial. Hold on, here we go,
Speaker 1: I hold sushi and sashiunch yesterday? Indian? Maybe? Hellood? You
Speaker 1: know I don't like seafood right there, busted. Okay, First
Speaker 1: of all, they've been dating. But how do you know
Speaker 1: not know that your girl doesn't like seafood? First of all.
Speaker 1: Second of all, she just told you she's sushi. Don't
Speaker 1: tell me that seafood is sushi is part of the
Speaker 1: seafood category. It absolutely is, So you go, I don't
Speaker 1: eat seafood. Now have you said I don't like shellfish,
Speaker 1: I don't like clams, whatever, But why wouldn't for the
Speaker 1: sake of the commercial? Why wouldn't you be like you
Speaker 1: want pizza now? I don't like pizza pizza because, as
Speaker 1: you say, seafood and sushi in the same commercial. Because again,
Speaker 1: the writers have their heads up their fucking asses, heads
Speaker 1: up their asses. All right, let me see what el say?
Speaker 1: Oh uh, did we play skier porn? We did play
Speaker 1: skier porn. I want to do a little Grammar Police
Speaker 1: as part of my sound. Can we have the Grammar
Speaker 1: Police jingle? Please? We do? Is this Havoc? I'm gonna
Speaker 1: play Havoc the two faith Hill clips and then I
Speaker 1: got okay, alright, and then I have another clip. I
Speaker 1: gotta get me off from one to the other. Okay,
Speaker 1: giving me some time. We're looking at grand police camera,
Speaker 1: police jingle, please please police police police. Yeah. Okay, alright,
Speaker 1: so uh this guy, I'm gonna play this off my phone.
Speaker 1: First Meals by coug cug love him, love him. We
Speaker 1: gotta get the podcast. Several listeners have said, you guys,
Speaker 1: you guys gotta have Meals by Couge on your podcast.
Speaker 1: He's a Brooklyn guy who reviews Brooklyn food, right, and
Speaker 1: everything he does the insults your sister. He's like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, there's an extra layer of cheese on this, Like,
Speaker 1: look at this rose By. You've dripped like your sister
Speaker 1: on a Friday night, right, So I want to call
Speaker 1: out it's a common Brooklyn mistake. He's talking about how
Speaker 1: hot the coffee is. All right, let let me get it.
Speaker 1: Get this ready here, hold on, play the video, got
Speaker 1: on the video. Okay, here we go. This is not
Speaker 1: the right word to describe hot corejet scolding. Hot coffee
Speaker 1: is not scolding. Hot scolding is when you yell at
Speaker 1: your kid. It's scolding with an A. So I just
Speaker 1: wanted to I love you, coush. But uh but yeah,
Speaker 1: so yeah, another where's the other clip here? Okay, you
Speaker 1: have havoc. Uh yeah, I gotta go back to it. Well,
Speaker 1: you want to do Faith Hill? What do you wanna
Speaker 1: do next them? Both? Right? Okay, yeah, give me faith
Speaker 1: Hill one. This is Faith Hill on Light Show. Well,
Speaker 1: then I'll play faith Hill one. You ding to the
Speaker 1: tune of the National Acapella Acapello. What the fuck? You
Speaker 1: have faith Hill too? Yes, play Faith Hill to its
Speaker 1: it's uh no, no, no, no acapello. No no, no, no, Hello, Hello,
Speaker 1: she's a singer. Now. I looked online. There's nowhere where
Speaker 1: Acapello is acceptable. I thought maybe, like you know, parts
Speaker 1: of Italy. They said, NOPEI Acapello. Maybe she's thinking it
Speaker 1: was the Acapello Pellio Islands whatever. Anyway, So that's so okay,
Speaker 1: here is it. You have havoc. Yeah, this is a
Speaker 1: sportscaster on New York Television. It was Aaron Donald and
Speaker 1: vo reckon havoc. No, don't wreck you havoc. You wreak
Speaker 1: havoc or you wreck things. But now you don't. You
Speaker 1: don't read havoc. He's getting the words confused. That is correct. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry there, Now that's good. Got I got. I
Speaker 1: got a couple of voicemails out of here all right,
Speaker 1: so here we are, here we are. So this is
Speaker 1: um a VOICEMAILI kim in Mary cod to five six
Speaker 1: wow on Sunday morning at eight oh five am. Damn it,
Speaker 1: you guys are up early commenting and calling two one
Speaker 1: eight f you. Hey Brooklyn boys. Sorry I got caught
Speaker 1: off on my last message. This is trucker Sam. You're
Speaker 1: talking about the key that you're reporting for the lady.
Speaker 1: You should do the pizza slice as the crotch and
Speaker 1: the Pepperonis is the breast cut and then have Brooklyn
Speaker 1: boys across the back of it. Have a good day
Speaker 1: by thanks. So that so what we're talking about on
Speaker 1: the ariol is pepperoni for the area. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: no one's gonna buy these, but we're talking. By the way,
Speaker 1: if you just wonder what's going on, we're thinking about
Speaker 1: you this week you listen to order episode to or six.
Speaker 1: I said we should have a Brooklyn boys, Kenny. Would
Speaker 1: you want would you want Brody on the left breast
Speaker 1: and Scary on the right breast for Brody and Scary
Speaker 1: or the other way around scaing Brody or do you
Speaker 1: want do you want someone on the crotch or someone
Speaker 1: on the ass or whatever the case. But the point
Speaker 1: is we need to we need to figure out how
Speaker 1: we're gonna design this Borkini. But first we got to
Speaker 1: clear the shelves with percent off at Brooklyn Boys at
Speaker 1: Big cartel dot com. You were listening earlier in the
Speaker 1: podcast you off using code f A seventy seven. So yes,
Speaker 1: so yes, that is a very interesting suggestion. Thank you
Speaker 1: so much from the us. From Sam the truck Driver. Okay, yea,
Speaker 1: And we have one more from Mary code for seven nine.
Speaker 1: It's looking like uh, Fayetteville, Arkansas checking in If I
Speaker 1: would play that would be nice. Hey, Scary and Bertie
Speaker 1: Brodie and Scary. This is Jacob. I was listening to
Speaker 1: your latest episode of You Guys talking about the swimsuits
Speaker 1: and why don't you guys do a reversible top. You
Speaker 1: can do blue fabric and orange letters on one side
Speaker 1: and orange fabric and blue letters on the other side,
Speaker 1: and then your listeners can choose whose names they want
Speaker 1: to do first. They include Brody and Scary on one
Speaker 1: side and Scary and Browny on the other. I like that.
Speaker 1: I like that. I love that. Actually I love that.
Speaker 1: Then and and then wait a minute, then our names
Speaker 1: are on the inside. That's cool. Yeah, I'll be closer
Speaker 1: to the nip, the papers, closer to the pepperonis um.
Speaker 1: I don't know, dude, I just feel like this is
Speaker 1: gonna be a complete disaster. Well, I'd like to know
Speaker 1: if the slices do you guys, are you guys gonna
Speaker 1: would you even consider buying these bikinis? And then then
Speaker 1: then and then you know what, then and he's a
Speaker 1: slice on your clock. It excludes all the guys. It's
Speaker 1: just gonna be for women. Then I guess, well, unless
Speaker 1: we do like a short which is a sausage from guys,
Speaker 1: a swimsuit like a banana hammock banana hammock sauage sausage,
Speaker 1: pizza saucea sauce night, I know we do. Thank you
Speaker 1: for the suggestions I do have found And there was
Speaker 1: a couple of other voicemails that came in, also talking
Speaker 1: about the bikinis. The bikini is a hot topic amongst
Speaker 1: the slices right now they are talking about it. So
Speaker 1: let us do you think we're gonna go there this summer?
Speaker 1: You think I get first of all. Furthermore, do you
Speaker 1: think I can get my girlfriend Robin into one. Do
Speaker 1: you think she would wear it or once she sees
Speaker 1: my name is on it? Absolutely, you're a dick. She
Speaker 1: would wear brody and scary by oh, you didn get
Speaker 1: a fourth quote of bathing super brody and scary. Boys, boys,