1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:14,720 Speaker 1: The Nicky Here's Nikki. Hello, here I am I'm in 2 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:21,120 Speaker 1: Los Angeles, California. Welcome to the Nicki Glazer Podcast. It's Tuesday. UM. 3 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:25,079 Speaker 1: I hope you enjoyed our all Fan Tracks episode yesterday. 4 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:28,120 Speaker 1: That was super fun to record. Before we left town 5 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:31,400 Speaker 1: last week. Um, we had a big, old busy weekend. 6 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:36,800 Speaker 1: Um the touring. I forget where we were now already. 7 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:40,919 Speaker 1: Oh yes, I remember Milwaukee and then Indianapolis. So good 8 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:43,320 Speaker 1: to see all the busties. There are such fun shows. 9 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:47,159 Speaker 1: I flew to l A on Sunday, Andrew went back 10 00:00:47,159 --> 00:00:50,080 Speaker 1: to St. Louis and then Noah came all the way 11 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:54,800 Speaker 1: from Arizona to St. Louis to uh take my spot, 12 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:59,200 Speaker 1: and guys were switching around. We're not I'm producing now, 13 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:02,720 Speaker 1: No I am not, and I can't. Uh Noah is 14 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:05,880 Speaker 1: in is in the um is in the host chair? Wait, 15 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:09,760 Speaker 1: it was so funny this morning. You you were so cute. 16 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:12,000 Speaker 1: Andrew had to tell me that you were scared to 17 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:13,840 Speaker 1: sit in the chair. I wanted to do it from 18 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:17,920 Speaker 1: the kitchen. I wasn't scared. I just thought it would 19 00:01:17,959 --> 00:01:21,560 Speaker 1: look so weird. It would be like a Twilight Zone 20 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:26,720 Speaker 1: episode of the podcast, and and and um, it's it's 21 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:29,520 Speaker 1: fitting though for this week. It's a spooky week. Things 22 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:34,920 Speaker 1: are things are scary, like suddenly a barista will be 23 00:01:34,959 --> 00:01:37,560 Speaker 1: wearing a witch's hat and you'll be reminded that it's Halloween. 24 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:40,760 Speaker 1: Like that's what why I get reminded it's Halloween. I'll 25 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:46,080 Speaker 1: just see, you know, people at Starbucks wearing like cat 26 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:49,160 Speaker 1: ears and I'm like, oh, yeah, it's that week. Otherwise 27 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:53,440 Speaker 1: I forget. Um, how's St. Louis going good? Andrew is 28 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:57,880 Speaker 1: hooked on squid Games and we watched three episodes last night, 29 00:01:58,080 --> 00:01:59,840 Speaker 1: even though I said I wouldn't watch it. He's actually 30 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:02,880 Speaker 1: in there right now. He took a pause last night 31 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:05,120 Speaker 1: so he can talk with Brenna and because I just 32 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:08,280 Speaker 1: had to leave and go to sleep. Wait a second, So, 33 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:10,480 Speaker 1: first of all, you're I think you're saying squid games, 34 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:15,640 Speaker 1: squid games. That's that's fine. It's that sounds like the 35 00:02:15,639 --> 00:02:20,400 Speaker 1: way Andrew probably is saying it too. Um. Also, what 36 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:22,919 Speaker 1: it took him so long? We need to know because 37 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:27,760 Speaker 1: everyone's been watching this number two? I do think how 38 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:29,320 Speaker 1: long is this show? How long is it going to 39 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:33,600 Speaker 1: take him to get through it? And doesn't he have 40 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:36,280 Speaker 1: something better to do with his time? Is this the 41 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:40,560 Speaker 1: new golf for him? Here's the thing, NICKI, uh so, 42 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:44,160 Speaker 1: it's in Korean and you have to read the subtitles 43 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:47,239 Speaker 1: or you can have it lipped up. I heard, yeah, 44 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:49,480 Speaker 1: but it's it's not the same. If it's you know, 45 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:53,640 Speaker 1: it's just too weird. But sometimes I catch Andrew looking 46 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:59,000 Speaker 1: at his phone. He doesn't he doesn't know what he 47 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:01,640 Speaker 1: doesn't when he says he watches something, he does not watch. 48 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:04,919 Speaker 1: I don't even understand how Andrew enjoys entertainment because or 49 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:07,920 Speaker 1: or shows that involved. That's why I like The Bachelor 50 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:09,880 Speaker 1: and Bachelorette because I can look at my phone and 51 00:03:09,919 --> 00:03:11,720 Speaker 1: not miss anything, and if I do, I can go 52 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:16,120 Speaker 1: back and figure out what happened. Um, But Andrew doesn't 53 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:19,079 Speaker 1: do that. He doesn't go back. He That's what emboggled 54 00:03:19,919 --> 00:03:23,800 Speaker 1: by how he watches things, because I'll you know, we 55 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:25,440 Speaker 1: got into the whole thing about the Ted last of 56 00:03:26,919 --> 00:03:31,359 Speaker 1: episode where there were all these references to romantic comedies 57 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:33,560 Speaker 1: that if you didn't know the joke they were making, 58 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:35,040 Speaker 1: you would have been like, what the hell is the 59 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:37,080 Speaker 1: show doing? You would have been like, I don't trust 60 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:40,200 Speaker 1: the show anymore. But he's just blindly proceeds. So I'm 61 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:42,960 Speaker 1: sure there's so many think times that Andrew just goes, 62 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,800 Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on, and I wonder if 63 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:47,600 Speaker 1: he goes, Oh, it's something I missed when I was 64 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:51,520 Speaker 1: looking on my phone, because for me, I cannot stand that. 65 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:53,720 Speaker 1: If there's some plot point I miss, I gotta go 66 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:55,680 Speaker 1: back because I was on my phone, I go back. 67 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,520 Speaker 1: And that's why I don't watch shows. I have to 68 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:59,600 Speaker 1: go back. The Morning Show the other day, I tried 69 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:02,920 Speaker 1: to watch it. I rewound it like twenty times because 70 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:05,920 Speaker 1: every time I would just look on my phone and 71 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:09,320 Speaker 1: kept missing it. Um, so you know he's missing things 72 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:11,240 Speaker 1: because he and first of all, even if you're looking 73 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:13,600 Speaker 1: at your phone and it's not Korean, you're still can't 74 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:15,840 Speaker 1: hear what they're saying, like it's not really getting in. 75 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:19,720 Speaker 1: But especially if it's Korean, I mean, what is he doing? 76 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:25,279 Speaker 1: But the good thing is, because I'm reading the captions 77 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:28,760 Speaker 1: and I'm I'm looking at it closely, is that it 78 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:31,719 Speaker 1: seems like there is no plot, so he's not really 79 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:35,480 Speaker 1: using anything. I saw one scene as I was watching 80 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:38,920 Speaker 1: someone watch it on a plane. That's all I've seen 81 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,800 Speaker 1: this good game. I understand that it has a lot 82 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:44,560 Speaker 1: of like gore and it's really kind of disturbing at times. 83 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:48,080 Speaker 1: What is what have you gleaned from it? Um? I 84 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:51,240 Speaker 1: like the gore aspect of it. Korean horror movies are 85 00:04:51,279 --> 00:04:55,160 Speaker 1: are usually pretty gory in a very good way if 86 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:58,880 Speaker 1: you're into that kind of stuff. Um, like, what's the gore? What? 87 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:00,600 Speaker 1: What am I going to see on this? It scory 88 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:04,520 Speaker 1: in in a Korean way that you've seen. Uh example 89 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:08,440 Speaker 1: someone um, one of the characters stuck their fingers into 90 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:13,960 Speaker 1: these into this like machinery, and their fingers popped popped, Yeah, 91 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:17,719 Speaker 1: like their knuckles cracked like some no, like the meeting, 92 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:20,320 Speaker 1: the fingers got crushed and there was this like pop 93 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:24,160 Speaker 1: sound that sounds good. Did they do the English dub 94 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:31,320 Speaker 1: of the pop sound? Yeah? Just said pop across There 95 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:35,080 Speaker 1: are certain sounds that seem like oh those would be 96 00:05:36,279 --> 00:05:39,560 Speaker 1: you know, worldwide or like they wouldn't change based on 97 00:05:40,279 --> 00:05:43,120 Speaker 1: what language. Like the sound of a dog barking. We 98 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:46,480 Speaker 1: should look it up. The sound people make to say 99 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:49,800 Speaker 1: a dog is barking, like like we say rough roff, 100 00:05:50,279 --> 00:05:53,800 Speaker 1: but like in different languages, it's like haka haka. It'll 101 00:05:53,839 --> 00:05:56,720 Speaker 1: be like a totally different sound, but we're all hearing 102 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:59,279 Speaker 1: the same thing. We're just saying something different. There's this 103 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:01,160 Speaker 1: really great on Reddit that I'm going to share it 104 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:05,920 Speaker 1: later today during read it dump of what people what 105 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:09,520 Speaker 1: English speakers sound like too non English speakers. You know 106 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:13,160 Speaker 1: how when we do imitations of a different language, it's 107 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:16,600 Speaker 1: like jazz. Also like for like French, but to French 108 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:19,400 Speaker 1: people that would sound like gibberish, Like it's not anything, 109 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,080 Speaker 1: but we we can make it sounds like we're saying 110 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:26,920 Speaker 1: something like Conan does a really good Armenian impression where 111 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,360 Speaker 1: he just makes up words and it sounds like he's 112 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:30,440 Speaker 1: speaking a language. I'm not really good. I'm not fast 113 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:32,320 Speaker 1: on my feet enough to come up with a new language, 114 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:35,800 Speaker 1: but um it's it's I'll share it with you later. 115 00:06:35,839 --> 00:06:39,640 Speaker 1: And it's a song this Italian guy made to prove that. 116 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:42,640 Speaker 1: Back I think it was in the sixties maybe seventies. 117 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:46,840 Speaker 1: This guy was an Italian singer, songwriter, pop star in 118 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:49,800 Speaker 1: Italy and he was frustrated that every single song that 119 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:52,000 Speaker 1: seemed to be a hit was any song that was 120 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:54,840 Speaker 1: English speaking. And he was just frustrated because he's like 121 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:57,360 Speaker 1: these these Italians a fault for anything. So I'm just 122 00:06:57,400 --> 00:07:01,839 Speaker 1: gonna make a song that sounds like English, and so 123 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:06,320 Speaker 1: it's complete gibberish English, but it sounds like what we 124 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:08,440 Speaker 1: would hear if we didn't speak English and we heard 125 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:11,720 Speaker 1: someone like talking it, you know, Um, and it's so 126 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:14,400 Speaker 1: good you're gonna love it? Um? How is l A? 127 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,800 Speaker 1: L A is great? Speaking of squid Game, Actually, I 128 00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:23,560 Speaker 1: was on set yesterday with Jimmy Fallon. Um. He might 129 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:25,640 Speaker 1: have been there just visiting a friend. He might have 130 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:27,679 Speaker 1: been hosting, he might have working been working the craft 131 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:31,560 Speaker 1: service table. No one knows, but we there was some 132 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:34,040 Speaker 1: mention of squid Game and I said, I actually haven't 133 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:35,600 Speaker 1: even seen it. I had to come claim because I 134 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:37,320 Speaker 1: was trying to. I was like laughing along like I 135 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:39,600 Speaker 1: got the reference and I didn't. And I go, I 136 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:41,880 Speaker 1: haven't actually seen it, and he goes, don't. You don't 137 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:45,280 Speaker 1: need to. It's just it's disturbing and I wish I 138 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:47,160 Speaker 1: hadn't seen it. He said, like he was like, it's 139 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:49,160 Speaker 1: one of those things that you are like, my life 140 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:51,880 Speaker 1: isn't better because I saw that disturbing thing. And that's 141 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:58,160 Speaker 1: why I feel like I don't. I think I'm I'm 142 00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:01,360 Speaker 1: smart to not watch these things because is they do. 143 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:04,200 Speaker 1: But also I I read a lot of grim things, 144 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:08,520 Speaker 1: and I'm on Reddit looking at you know, last images, 145 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:12,120 Speaker 1: which is pictures that people post of the last image 146 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:15,920 Speaker 1: picture was taken of a person, And so I'm looking 147 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:20,880 Speaker 1: at kind of like morbid things constantly that sometimes make 148 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:23,640 Speaker 1: me a little sad and make me have an existential crisis. 149 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:26,520 Speaker 1: But in terms of I just don't. I guess we're 150 00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:29,880 Speaker 1: always seeking adrenaline, and I guess squid game in these 151 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:35,160 Speaker 1: kind of gory moments hearing fingers pop give you adrenaline 152 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:39,040 Speaker 1: and like make you feel alive and remind you you 153 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:41,280 Speaker 1: you're alive. I guess I don't understand. You went to 154 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:44,360 Speaker 1: a haunted house type of thing. I did. We just 155 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:47,400 Speaker 1: talked about that and I go your you lie, I 156 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:50,440 Speaker 1: didn't like that, didn't lie. I didn't lie. I tried. 157 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:54,360 Speaker 1: I so I told AV He's like, okay, you choose 158 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:58,400 Speaker 1: the dinner place. And I tried. I tried really hard 159 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:00,600 Speaker 1: to choose a place where we would we eat and 160 00:09:00,679 --> 00:09:06,960 Speaker 1: just get too tired to work. Funny, we went to 161 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:11,400 Speaker 1: this bed and breakfast. Well, I was just like, oh, 162 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:15,240 Speaker 1: how about we we order like toothdaye we just I 163 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:17,760 Speaker 1: tried ordering like the most fattening thing on the menu 164 00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:20,160 Speaker 1: so that we would feel tired, to try to get 165 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:24,120 Speaker 1: him to not want to go out. But hey, right, 166 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:27,840 Speaker 1: what was it? It was um like three haunted houses. 167 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:32,240 Speaker 1: I only did too and they had corn fields? Do 168 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:37,000 Speaker 1: you know how creepy that is? I'm glad I did it? Okay, 169 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:41,160 Speaker 1: I was. It was terrifying. Well why are you glad then? 170 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:44,280 Speaker 1: And also why didn't he eat enough? And why didn't 171 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:46,520 Speaker 1: your plan work? Oh? We we ate a lot, but 172 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:49,240 Speaker 1: he's he insisted on going because he loves that stuff. 173 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:51,040 Speaker 1: But then you're just going and you're you want to 174 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:54,560 Speaker 1: throw up the whole time, and you're scared. Okay, yes, 175 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:57,040 Speaker 1: but luckily the lines for each were so long that 176 00:09:57,120 --> 00:10:00,920 Speaker 1: I could, you know, like shake off the nerve. But 177 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:03,120 Speaker 1: you had to wait in line to go into a 178 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:07,480 Speaker 1: corn maze and fucking be scared. But I was gone. Honestly, 179 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:11,800 Speaker 1: take a haunted house out of it for me standing 180 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:15,320 Speaker 1: in line for something with the public, for something that 181 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,160 Speaker 1: is not worth standing in line for. I guess maybe 182 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,560 Speaker 1: it was that is a haunted house to me? Okay, 183 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:22,120 Speaker 1: wasting it? So what why are you better off for 184 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:25,319 Speaker 1: having gone through it sell me on this, Okay. So 185 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:28,920 Speaker 1: the good thing was that I would like I just 186 00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:31,240 Speaker 1: got to be scared and I got to scream a lot, 187 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:33,320 Speaker 1: and I think that that was a big stress reliever 188 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:38,160 Speaker 1: for me. Um. I did like, how before you go in, Um, 189 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:41,400 Speaker 1: the person who like worked the front door or whatever 190 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:44,200 Speaker 1: the haunted house was like, they won't touch you, no 191 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:47,600 Speaker 1: touching the actors, no running. And I was like, oh, 192 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:49,800 Speaker 1: they don't touch you. Okay, that makes me feel a 193 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:53,160 Speaker 1: little bit better. Yes, did my ex boyfriends work there? 194 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:57,760 Speaker 1: Was it all people that I've been intimate with, and 195 00:10:57,760 --> 00:11:00,760 Speaker 1: and I said, they don't always feel like I know 196 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:04,280 Speaker 1: as I'm saying, I always feel like I wanted to 197 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:06,360 Speaker 1: write a joke at one point. I think about haunted 198 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:09,199 Speaker 1: houses and how they always say they can't touch you, 199 00:11:09,679 --> 00:11:13,320 Speaker 1: and how like that's probably my My boyfriend probably works 200 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:15,400 Speaker 1: at one of those, and he's just like he's just 201 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:18,440 Speaker 1: he can't take he can't leave work at work. He 202 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:20,680 Speaker 1: takes it home with him and he just doesn't he 203 00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:22,559 Speaker 1: doesn't feel comfortable touching because it's just not what he 204 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:26,040 Speaker 1: does at work. And so they that put you at 205 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:29,559 Speaker 1: ease that they didn't touch you. Yes, Um, I also 206 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:31,560 Speaker 1: like that I just got to be like a damsel 207 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:35,439 Speaker 1: in distress. You got to protect you. I got to 208 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:38,040 Speaker 1: like clamp onto his arm. I got to like make 209 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:40,680 Speaker 1: him go ahead of me. Oh. It's kind of a 210 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:44,720 Speaker 1: cute first date idea because it um creates a space 211 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:48,920 Speaker 1: for intimacy that you otherwise wouldn't. You know, touching someone 212 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:51,520 Speaker 1: or grabbing onto them or getting really close to them 213 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:56,880 Speaker 1: is something that happens usually after you've you know, I 214 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,560 Speaker 1: had a couple of drinks. It's a way to force 215 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:03,640 Speaker 1: that kind of closeness. Yeah, that's always what is so 216 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:07,800 Speaker 1: uh difficult about dating, I think, and like the first 217 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:09,959 Speaker 1: move of like who's going to touch you? That's why 218 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:12,040 Speaker 1: I've come up with the whole thing of like if 219 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:14,840 Speaker 1: you're next to someone in your arms are barely touching, 220 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:16,920 Speaker 1: if you leave it, that's a sign of girl likes you. 221 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:20,240 Speaker 1: Like if it's barely imperceptible that you're touching and she 222 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:22,640 Speaker 1: leaves it, because she could move it away and it 223 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:25,120 Speaker 1: wouldn't be like offensively get away, but she could just 224 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:27,800 Speaker 1: move like a millimeter and it would make it so 225 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:29,920 Speaker 1: you guys weren't touching. But if she leaves it, she 226 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,360 Speaker 1: likes you, but those that's so hard to do to 227 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:35,880 Speaker 1: get to a place where you either have to smotion 228 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:37,840 Speaker 1: the back of a car or like there should be 229 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:42,400 Speaker 1: something that gets you really close to touch otherwise or 230 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:45,280 Speaker 1: as you know, there's no need to really like bundle 231 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:47,880 Speaker 1: with each other. Wanted house. That's a good idea. Okay, 232 00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:51,600 Speaker 1: maybe I'm sold on it. Yeah. Um. Also I thought 233 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:54,920 Speaker 1: of you because, um, when we were in the cornfield, 234 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:57,520 Speaker 1: they there was like re enactments of like horror movies 235 00:12:57,520 --> 00:13:02,520 Speaker 1: and one of them was, um, leather Face and there's 236 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:05,040 Speaker 1: a leather Face character like standing in the way, and 237 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:08,440 Speaker 1: every time you have me no, no, no, not that kidding, 238 00:13:08,679 --> 00:13:12,280 Speaker 1: not that. So I just start laughing and he keeps 239 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:15,040 Speaker 1: blocking my way and I start laughing, and he goes, 240 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:18,480 Speaker 1: why are you laughing at me? So I thought about 241 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:22,520 Speaker 1: about how you say that when we're nervous we start 242 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:25,440 Speaker 1: laughing to shore canines, and I was like, he can't 243 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:29,480 Speaker 1: see my canines. You're like, you're like because it's because 244 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:33,959 Speaker 1: you more scared, Like, but why are you laughing me 245 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,960 Speaker 1: at me? Is so funny. He went home that day 246 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:39,240 Speaker 1: and was like, I didn't do it. I couldn't bring 247 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:41,440 Speaker 1: it today. And this girl wouldn't stop laughing on me. 248 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:44,319 Speaker 1: And what is leatherface? Is that the like it's from 249 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:48,240 Speaker 1: the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. It's the character that chopped everybody up. 250 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:52,000 Speaker 1: I'm picturing Michael Myers for some reason. What's the difference 251 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,839 Speaker 1: between their masks? Oh? You know, Michael Myers has the 252 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:56,800 Speaker 1: white mask. I guess his has a little bit more 253 00:13:57,160 --> 00:14:00,439 Speaker 1: like patches to it, and like looks a little face. 254 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,440 Speaker 1: It kind of looks like a burlap sack. But the 255 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:06,480 Speaker 1: leather is made of human skin. Oh. Oh, the way 256 00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:10,040 Speaker 1: that you said that is just as darling as sometimes 257 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:14,360 Speaker 1: I like to just divide it with my nose. Um okay, 258 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:17,960 Speaker 1: So speaking of face and leather faces, Um, I have 259 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:23,040 Speaker 1: become obsessed with a thing called face Jim here in 260 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:26,720 Speaker 1: Los Angeles. So I got into town on Sunday. I 261 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:30,960 Speaker 1: flew in from Indie, took a really early morning flight, 262 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:33,480 Speaker 1: got in here super early because you lose three hours, 263 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:37,560 Speaker 1: and my hotel I wasn't able to check it. Um, 264 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:40,280 Speaker 1: and so I'm like so tired. All I want to 265 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,680 Speaker 1: do is just like crawl into a bed and die. 266 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:46,920 Speaker 1: And they're like, um, I get there at ten and 267 00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:48,720 Speaker 1: they're like the room is not gonna be ready till three. 268 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:51,920 Speaker 1: I'm like, I can I buy a room? I was like, 269 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:54,320 Speaker 1: can I buy a room from yesterday to have it 270 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,440 Speaker 1: so I can sleep until check out today at noon? 271 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,760 Speaker 1: Like two hours That's how desperate I was for sleep, 272 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:01,840 Speaker 1: and they were like, sorry, it's full. So I go. 273 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:03,160 Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm gonna do, and I just 274 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:07,360 Speaker 1: walk out into the world and I'm just sad and tired, 275 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:10,480 Speaker 1: and I stumble upon this place called face Jim, which 276 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:13,760 Speaker 1: I've been to in New York ages ago. I think 277 00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:17,360 Speaker 1: they offered me like a free session because you know, 278 00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:19,560 Speaker 1: as someone deemed me, and I go, okay, I'll do it. 279 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:21,320 Speaker 1: And I wasn't crazy about it when I went to 280 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:24,200 Speaker 1: New York, but I went into this place because I'm like, 281 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:27,000 Speaker 1: I got time to kill. A face massage seems good, 282 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:31,440 Speaker 1: a kind of a facial. I don't like facials anymore, honestly, 283 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:34,360 Speaker 1: I don't like extractions. They tend to disrupt my skin 284 00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:37,280 Speaker 1: and make me like per like my skin purge and 285 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:40,120 Speaker 1: it gets all I just have a really my skin 286 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:43,640 Speaker 1: has been never better because I haven't had a fucking 287 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:47,360 Speaker 1: facial in two years, and it's never my skins never 288 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:50,280 Speaker 1: looked better. So what do you get? There? You go? 289 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:53,800 Speaker 1: But I just I remember, this place isn't an invasive 290 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:59,040 Speaker 1: They're not squeezing your skin, and it's it's costly though, dude. 291 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:03,000 Speaker 1: You walk in it's called Face Jim and they're like, hey, 292 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:08,360 Speaker 1: what's up? And and the music is like oh yeah, 293 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:12,360 Speaker 1: you know, it's like it's like Equinox music. And it's 294 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:14,840 Speaker 1: really bright, and all the chairs are it's almost like 295 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:17,120 Speaker 1: you're at a salon. So it's all, you know, chairs 296 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:18,480 Speaker 1: next to each other and you lay back in this 297 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:21,680 Speaker 1: chair and there's a mirror in front of you and 298 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:24,080 Speaker 1: like bars on the mirror, like you're at a bar class, 299 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:26,040 Speaker 1: but the bars don't serve any purpose. I was like, 300 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:27,280 Speaker 1: can I put my feet in the news And they're 301 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:29,800 Speaker 1: like no. So they talk to me. They're like, what 302 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:31,480 Speaker 1: would you like to do for your workout today? And 303 00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:35,760 Speaker 1: I'm like, let's drop the workout like this, just can 304 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,480 Speaker 1: I talk normally. I don't want to have to do 305 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:41,200 Speaker 1: your whole thing, like this isn't a workout for your face. 306 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:43,480 Speaker 1: You're laying in a chair. I want this to be relaxing, 307 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:46,520 Speaker 1: and I'm like, I don't know what do you recommend 308 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:49,360 Speaker 1: and the prices are crazy, dude, Like you know, it 309 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:52,840 Speaker 1: starts out I think dollars for their like basic, and 310 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:55,800 Speaker 1: then it goes to a deep clean it's like one. 311 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:58,480 Speaker 1: And then it's like the cryo therapy, which is like 312 00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:01,360 Speaker 1: a deep um hydra eating. It's like two thirty five. 313 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:03,960 Speaker 1: So it's like it ain't cheap. I want to say 314 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,840 Speaker 1: that if you can't afford it, I really recommend it. 315 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:09,560 Speaker 1: There's a girl in West Hollywood location. If you're in 316 00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:12,840 Speaker 1: l A the West Hollywood location, Haley, don't take a 317 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:14,600 Speaker 1: risk with anyone else. I'm not even kidding you. I 318 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:16,480 Speaker 1: don't even know who else works there. Maybe Haley is 319 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:19,080 Speaker 1: not even the best, but to me, she I'm like 320 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,359 Speaker 1: I had a white Lotus moment with her where I 321 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:25,400 Speaker 1: was like Jennifer Coolidge's character where I was like You're amazing, 322 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,560 Speaker 1: and like I just I think you should start a 323 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:31,960 Speaker 1: salon with me and St. Louis Like I was ready 324 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:35,240 Speaker 1: to recruit this woman. I am obsessed with her, and 325 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:37,720 Speaker 1: so I went in on Sunday and I got the 326 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:40,960 Speaker 1: cry Oh. What they do is they massage your face, 327 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:44,960 Speaker 1: which I need this in my life. Space massage is 328 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:48,760 Speaker 1: so underrated lettle like the deep cleaning thing where they 329 00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:50,440 Speaker 1: do all the other stuff to your face. It feels 330 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:51,840 Speaker 1: like your face is going in a car wash and 331 00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:53,960 Speaker 1: then they do It's just my face has never looked better. 332 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,680 Speaker 1: But they do this thing where they put a ball 333 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:58,560 Speaker 1: on your face and they roll the muscles. And I 334 00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:00,960 Speaker 1: hate stretching my face. Y'all know that. I don't even 335 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,919 Speaker 1: That's why I won't go skydiving or play with my 336 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,680 Speaker 1: niece and make funny faces because I don't want to 337 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:07,199 Speaker 1: stretch out my skin on my face. I do not 338 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:09,719 Speaker 1: go like, I'll never do that. I'll never go like 339 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:13,280 Speaker 1: oh and pull down my skin. Ever. When I sleep 340 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:15,600 Speaker 1: on my face, I like sleep, so it's like up, 341 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:21,040 Speaker 1: like I pull it up. And um so I was 342 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:22,879 Speaker 1: I was reluctant to have someone like tug on my 343 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:26,920 Speaker 1: face and like massage it. But oh my god, noah, 344 00:18:27,119 --> 00:18:29,560 Speaker 1: she got in these like knots on my shoe and 345 00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:34,200 Speaker 1: was just and did hard pressure. Dude. It was transcendent. 346 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:38,120 Speaker 1: And and not to mention, the music is still like pitch, 347 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:43,639 Speaker 1: We're gonna rock you, and I'm just like, this is 348 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:46,720 Speaker 1: not relaxing at all in terms of the music. But 349 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:50,679 Speaker 1: I went to another dimension and this face massage. It 350 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:54,359 Speaker 1: was so complete, there was every little nook and cranny 351 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:57,840 Speaker 1: she got in. I was so happy. And then at 352 00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:59,320 Speaker 1: the end of it, I mean I went to dinner 353 00:18:59,359 --> 00:19:02,480 Speaker 1: with Carlile hours later and she was like, you look 354 00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:06,359 Speaker 1: like a child. Like My face was just so just 355 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:10,320 Speaker 1: bright and shiny and hydrated. It was awesome. I'm literally 356 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:12,560 Speaker 1: thinking about getting a franchise in St. Louis so I 357 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:15,320 Speaker 1: can go regularly. I'm not kidding you. I I need this, 358 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:18,960 Speaker 1: or creating some version of facial massage. Because the thing is, 359 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:22,280 Speaker 1: if anyone out there listening knows where I can get 360 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:24,679 Speaker 1: a face massage in St. Louis, Missouri, let me know, 361 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:27,000 Speaker 1: because I don't know that it's a thing and I 362 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:31,000 Speaker 1: need it. Um Anyway, it was so good. I went 363 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,920 Speaker 1: to her yesterday, so got in Sunday, went to her 364 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:37,359 Speaker 1: that day. Then yesterday I was done with my shoe. 365 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:39,520 Speaker 1: Oh man, I shot so early in the morning, seven 366 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:43,520 Speaker 1: thirty seven o'clock. Uh, call time for my to get 367 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:45,680 Speaker 1: in my car. That means means I did be in 368 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:49,879 Speaker 1: hair makeup at five, got there. Uh did the show 369 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:53,919 Speaker 1: done by twelve thirty. So much fun doing it again. Today. Um, 370 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,359 Speaker 1: But I went to again to her and Noah, she 371 00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:59,280 Speaker 1: like didn't remember me. I walked in because I was like, hi, Haley, 372 00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:00,840 Speaker 1: because I call old and I was like, I want 373 00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:03,600 Speaker 1: whoever I had yesterday, and I even told her. I 374 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,359 Speaker 1: was like, I'm coming back tomorrow and she was like great, 375 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:07,600 Speaker 1: So then I showed it up again. She did not 376 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,800 Speaker 1: know who I was, didn't care, you know, like I 377 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:13,120 Speaker 1: don't think recognize me or anything like that doesn't matter. Um, 378 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,280 Speaker 1: I don't even think about those things. I really don't. 379 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:17,960 Speaker 1: But I go, Haley, what did I do yesterday? Because 380 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,639 Speaker 1: I think I want to do and she goes, um, 381 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,159 Speaker 1: I don't, like, let me chat like she I was 382 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,680 Speaker 1: like hurt that she didn't remember, like the specific thing. 383 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:29,960 Speaker 1: I'm just another fucking face. And it reminded me of 384 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:33,320 Speaker 1: the fact that when I meet people or do shows 385 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:36,080 Speaker 1: or have a lot of times, I'll do shows, you know, 386 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,920 Speaker 1: and I'll get flown in for like a private event, 387 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,560 Speaker 1: and I'll stay at a hotel and I'll go to 388 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,800 Speaker 1: like a dinner, and I'll do the show, and I'll 389 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:44,760 Speaker 1: be at this I'll be in the club all weekend long. 390 00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:47,160 Speaker 1: I don't remember anything about the club. I don't remember 391 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:48,800 Speaker 1: how to get to the green room. I don't remember 392 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:51,520 Speaker 1: and it and I always want to tell these people 393 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:54,439 Speaker 1: like I do this every single day. There's if I 394 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:57,040 Speaker 1: remembered it at all, I'd be Einstein. I can't. I 395 00:20:57,080 --> 00:21:01,080 Speaker 1: don't have the bandwidth for that, you know, and I 396 00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:04,440 Speaker 1: have to. I have to have the you know, barnaked 397 00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:08,119 Speaker 1: ladies wrap to chicken China, the Chinese chicken. You have 398 00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:10,000 Speaker 1: a drop that is in my head and taking up space, 399 00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:12,080 Speaker 1: so I can't remember your face or what I did 400 00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:15,400 Speaker 1: at the Diet Dallas hyenas um. But this girl didn't 401 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,640 Speaker 1: remember me. And it was a good reminder that when 402 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:21,639 Speaker 1: we feel special, when there's like again white Lotus, you know, 403 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:25,280 Speaker 1: the guy that makes everyone at the hotel feels so special, 404 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:29,520 Speaker 1: the one and and he's it's all bullshit, you guys, 405 00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:32,840 Speaker 1: Like it's rare to find someone that actually you actually 406 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:35,159 Speaker 1: make an impression on in customer service, even if you 407 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:37,159 Speaker 1: think you have like a really genuine moment. Because I 408 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,800 Speaker 1: swear to god, I thought this woman was like I 409 00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:42,760 Speaker 1: was like Jennifer Coolidge and this woman was because at 410 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,800 Speaker 1: the very beginning, they kind of do this over your 411 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:48,320 Speaker 1: chest and like touch your like very top of your boobs. 412 00:21:49,119 --> 00:21:51,879 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was I think I was a 413 00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:53,879 Speaker 1: little bit gay for this girl because her touch was 414 00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:56,640 Speaker 1: just so amazing and she gently like stroked the top 415 00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,840 Speaker 1: of my boobs and I'm about I'm like ovulating right now, 416 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:00,959 Speaker 1: so my boobs are so sensitive. And I was just 417 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:03,600 Speaker 1: like kind of I wasn't horny for it, but just 418 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:07,680 Speaker 1: made me feel so good. And again I'm questioning everything, 419 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:15,440 Speaker 1: but I'm obsessed with face massage. Let's gett Andrew in here. Andrew, Hey, Andrew, 420 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:18,320 Speaker 1: what's going on? I mean, I know what's going on 421 00:22:18,359 --> 00:22:21,480 Speaker 1: in your world? How did you sleep last night? Or 422 00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:25,760 Speaker 1: did you sleep because you're watching squid Game constantly? I 423 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:29,440 Speaker 1: guess the cats out of the bag, out of the shell? 424 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:34,240 Speaker 1: Shelling up. I can't even do anything without Noah talking 425 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:37,800 Speaker 1: about our business. I mean, all she says, all you've 426 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:39,800 Speaker 1: been doing is watching squid games. She can't pry you 427 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:42,840 Speaker 1: from it. First of all, she watched four episodes with 428 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:50,320 Speaker 1: me last night. Or I had Poe fuck you. I 429 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:55,679 Speaker 1: love how you got hit wrong? You fa you're just 430 00:22:55,720 --> 00:23:03,800 Speaker 1: singing the you know scale folk? I um, yeah, I 431 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,800 Speaker 1: got it. Was the first time we got fa foe 432 00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:08,960 Speaker 1: and it was delicious. Noah got some kind of egg 433 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:12,200 Speaker 1: rol thing and we watched screw. I didn't even think 434 00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:15,119 Speaker 1: that squid games with Asian was had nothing to do 435 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,879 Speaker 1: with one another. The game is is Korean, I believe, 436 00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:22,600 Speaker 1: and uh Fa is Vietnamese. Yes, so it has nothing 437 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,200 Speaker 1: to do with each other. I don't want to be 438 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:28,240 Speaker 1: canceled for going Asian or you did started out like 439 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:30,199 Speaker 1: it was some kind of like, oh we did a 440 00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:36,240 Speaker 1: theme night. I was wearing a gee I did have 441 00:23:36,359 --> 00:23:39,880 Speaker 1: a triangle hat on, but it had nothing to do 442 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:44,320 Speaker 1: I'm telling you though, Okay, I'm getting it, like I'm 443 00:23:44,359 --> 00:23:46,919 Speaker 1: sure you yeah, were you in your little robe? I was? 444 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:51,280 Speaker 1: I did have a dragon Um, you're a brown belt 445 00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:54,919 Speaker 1: right because it's your broad belt. Just fell in the 446 00:23:54,920 --> 00:24:03,119 Speaker 1: toilet one time, a dragon kite following me around the 447 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:07,760 Speaker 1: part it. I get it. Well, we get your joke. 448 00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:11,800 Speaker 1: It's so funny. Okay, so you can keep going forever, 449 00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:14,400 Speaker 1: I mean just naming other things. It's a really it's 450 00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:20,840 Speaker 1: a cool premise. Okay, Okay, that is completely separate though 451 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,440 Speaker 1: from all all right, but what are your thoughts on 452 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:25,440 Speaker 1: squid game and why did it take you so long 453 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:29,359 Speaker 1: to get into squid game and why now? And um um, 454 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:32,840 Speaker 1: I think I think one the subtitles having to read. 455 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,879 Speaker 1: You know me, I'm not a big reader, so I 456 00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:38,119 Speaker 1: know I hear you're looking at your phone a lot 457 00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,800 Speaker 1: and missing entire like you can't even what is going 458 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:44,639 Speaker 1: on here. Well, we know how you watch TV. I 459 00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:47,800 Speaker 1: like to paint the full picture. Yeah, so if you, 460 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,000 Speaker 1: But Andrew, I do have a question for you when 461 00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:52,440 Speaker 1: you miss a big part of a TV show. And then, 462 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:54,479 Speaker 1: because you know this happens to me all the time 463 00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:57,600 Speaker 1: when I'm watching stuff, I go back and rewatch the 464 00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:00,720 Speaker 1: thing I missed. Do you do don't think you do that. 465 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:03,360 Speaker 1: I think you just keep on plowing. I keep plowing, 466 00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:07,960 Speaker 1: and eventually I'll plow on. I'll catch up. I mean 467 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,200 Speaker 1: I could put my brain together. I know what happened. 468 00:25:10,359 --> 00:25:12,800 Speaker 1: I can miss a whole episode and know exactly what's 469 00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:15,280 Speaker 1: going on. I don't think you can. I think you 470 00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:18,159 Speaker 1: miss things. And then because I'll reference things sometimes and 471 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:21,480 Speaker 1: you're like, I don't know that, I'm like, that is 472 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,919 Speaker 1: a huge plat point where you were watching a TikTok 473 00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:27,720 Speaker 1: about how to get your okay, you know what you're 474 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:34,480 Speaker 1: on your phone when we watch things Noise, which is 475 00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:40,160 Speaker 1: a radio show every morning. I can't talk to you. Yeah, yeah, 476 00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:42,479 Speaker 1: but what does that have to do with anything? This 477 00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:44,720 Speaker 1: is almost like you're the beginning of this where you 478 00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:49,520 Speaker 1: were just naming different Eastern culture things. What what is 479 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:51,640 Speaker 1: me having listening to a radio show where I don't 480 00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:53,720 Speaker 1: want to talk like I'm choosing to look, I'm not 481 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:58,880 Speaker 1: trying to have a conversation and do that. I'm I'm 482 00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:02,120 Speaker 1: in the room with you, but I but I'm having 483 00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:04,800 Speaker 1: on my headphones a lot of times, or you weren't 484 00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:06,640 Speaker 1: in the room when I was listening to it on speaker, 485 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,200 Speaker 1: and then you walk in and start talking to me, 486 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:10,960 Speaker 1: and then I turned it down so I can hear you, 487 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:17,240 Speaker 1: and then I turned back up when you're talking. I 488 00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:19,560 Speaker 1: will say that when I like, I've been trying to 489 00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:23,760 Speaker 1: watch Chappel's special for so long now and I cannot 490 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:25,760 Speaker 1: It's too slow for me. And when I put it 491 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:28,480 Speaker 1: on the TV, I can't do double the speed, so 492 00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:32,600 Speaker 1: I just get so distracted and I have to rewatch. 493 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:35,520 Speaker 1: I had to rewatch one story of his twenty times. 494 00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:37,480 Speaker 1: I'm still not through it, and it's just the story 495 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,959 Speaker 1: of him being followed in the mall by that woman, 496 00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:42,800 Speaker 1: like it's not that long of a story and I 497 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:44,560 Speaker 1: cannot get through because I looked down at my phone 498 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,240 Speaker 1: and I get struct it, but but I go back. 499 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:49,040 Speaker 1: I don't because I don't want to miss something. Here's 500 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,800 Speaker 1: the thing. Last night, I was falling asleep too. I 501 00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:57,159 Speaker 1: believe episode six um. I felt I was kind of 502 00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:59,960 Speaker 1: going in and out. And so this morning I turned 503 00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,960 Speaker 1: on episode six. I watched what I watched last night, 504 00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:06,480 Speaker 1: and I did catch up. I did fill in some 505 00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:09,199 Speaker 1: some gaps that might have been there from sleeping. But 506 00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:11,360 Speaker 1: if I missed something from watching my phone, I mean, 507 00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:14,080 Speaker 1: that's like, you know you I'll watch my phone while 508 00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:18,199 Speaker 1: I drive for an hour and a half. I'll get there. 509 00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:20,800 Speaker 1: I get there. Are you supposed to say that? Probably not? 510 00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:24,840 Speaker 1: That's I mean, I feel like everyone just is half 511 00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:27,840 Speaker 1: watching things. Now. You say you watch something, you just 512 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:30,640 Speaker 1: you can't trust even my parents. My parents don't really 513 00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:32,640 Speaker 1: my mom's always on her phone, but my dad will 514 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:35,480 Speaker 1: fall asleep and I'll I talked about White Lotus to 515 00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:38,600 Speaker 1: them and they were nearly done with the show and 516 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,840 Speaker 1: they were like, yeah, we didn't we started it, And 517 00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:43,639 Speaker 1: I go, oh, well, there's this, like you know, I 518 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:46,000 Speaker 1: referenced something that happens at the end that didn't wasn't 519 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,600 Speaker 1: a spoiler, and they go, oh, yeah, we we saw. 520 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:49,600 Speaker 1: I think we saw that. I'm like, you saw the 521 00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:52,400 Speaker 1: whole show, but you don't remember because you fall asleep. 522 00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:55,320 Speaker 1: I'm someone who I just I can't deal with that. 523 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:58,800 Speaker 1: I tried watching. Um, I need to go back. I 524 00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:02,679 Speaker 1: remember from my childhood that movie Dune, which is like 525 00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:04,840 Speaker 1: they just brought it back. They brought it back with 526 00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:11,159 Speaker 1: shallow shallow Man, shallow May and Zindia and uh. I 527 00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:12,879 Speaker 1: was like, you know what, I'm gonna sit there. I 528 00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:14,640 Speaker 1: know this is gonna be slow. I know it's gonna 529 00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:18,400 Speaker 1: be kind of weird and like scientific and and whatever. 530 00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:23,960 Speaker 1: I lasted honestly four minutes top they started talking in 531 00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:27,639 Speaker 1: like a weird voice. So we have to get this 532 00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:30,320 Speaker 1: bat and I'm done. I know I don't need this 533 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:36,639 Speaker 1: squid game. Well tell me why. It's just dude, I 534 00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:40,360 Speaker 1: almost started crying in the last episode. It was the 535 00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:42,600 Speaker 1: last last episode, or the last one you watched, the 536 00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:45,720 Speaker 1: last one I watched. There's an old man in the show. 537 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,040 Speaker 1: I'm not going to give away anything, but he is 538 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,640 Speaker 1: the I'm never gonna watch it I'm never gonna watch 539 00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:53,520 Speaker 1: it because I don't watch things unless I have a 540 00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:56,440 Speaker 1: partner to watch them with. And my last one just 541 00:28:56,480 --> 00:29:03,520 Speaker 1: watched it. Oh hm, well you yeah, Well I'm not 542 00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:05,400 Speaker 1: the only when I knew that didn't watch it. No, 543 00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:07,720 Speaker 1: there's no catching I can't catch up. I can't watch 544 00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:10,080 Speaker 1: anything alone. I just never thought that you would want 545 00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:13,520 Speaker 1: to watch this so well, is it as gory and scary? 546 00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:18,920 Speaker 1: And it's gory. You see a lot of death, but 547 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:26,280 Speaker 1: it's not it's not like scary debt. It's it's like, really, really, 548 00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:32,760 Speaker 1: have you seen Running Man the movie back in the day. Well, anyways, 549 00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:34,960 Speaker 1: it has a lot of heart, it really does. In 550 00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:39,120 Speaker 1: the main character. Uh, there's a lot of main characters. 551 00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:43,840 Speaker 1: But the first episode, this guy he's he's downtrawn, he's 552 00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:47,040 Speaker 1: he's a gambler, he's not there for his daughter. He's 553 00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:51,360 Speaker 1: in debt and he plays he's the best actor I 554 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,280 Speaker 1: think I might have ever seen. He's like a dumb 555 00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:57,560 Speaker 1: dog in it. He's just like like and it's unbelievable. 556 00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:01,360 Speaker 1: He's unbelievable. It's crazy how good an actor this guy is. 557 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:06,320 Speaker 1: Like so much on the screen. I don't I feel 558 00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:10,200 Speaker 1: like I don't some people that think there are actors 559 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,600 Speaker 1: that are good. I disagree with them so much. Like 560 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,720 Speaker 1: I think acting and what you think is good and 561 00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:19,040 Speaker 1: what it's not. It's totally subjective because some people are 562 00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:21,680 Speaker 1: like they're the best actor, and I'm like, I just don't. 563 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:25,080 Speaker 1: I just see them acting or I don't know, I 564 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:31,000 Speaker 1: just it's your favorite actor. Favorite actor. I mean probably 565 00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:33,920 Speaker 1: Tom Hanks. Tom Hanks, Okay, yeah, Like I feel like 566 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:36,680 Speaker 1: Tom Hanks really does get me there, and I feel 567 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:42,040 Speaker 1: like he is those characters, like there's he's like even 568 00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:44,280 Speaker 1: though I know he's acting, I just I forget. I 569 00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:47,240 Speaker 1: forget he's acting, which is, you know, something that it's 570 00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:49,840 Speaker 1: hard for me to do in a lot of stuff. 571 00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:52,520 Speaker 1: And then I do think, um, you know, I'm watching 572 00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:57,959 Speaker 1: The Morning Show and the girl uh Hannah's show Schoenberg 573 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:01,320 Speaker 1: from the first season, Um, I think she's one of 574 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,920 Speaker 1: the best actresses I've ever seen. I thought she really 575 00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:08,440 Speaker 1: was incredible, and I was sad to see, Wait, did 576 00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:13,080 Speaker 1: you watch the second season? It's on? She back? Baby? 577 00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:17,520 Speaker 1: Did she come back? I don't think she could come 578 00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:21,440 Speaker 1: back from what happened. I thought she might though, because 579 00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:25,080 Speaker 1: I started watching I thought what I thought was second season, 580 00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:29,640 Speaker 1: I was starting I this is like again, I forget 581 00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:31,640 Speaker 1: what I watched. I watched the last episode of the 582 00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:34,680 Speaker 1: first season, you know, months ago, and I started up 583 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,600 Speaker 1: second season, but it started the last episode of the 584 00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:38,320 Speaker 1: first season. I didn't know, and I'm watching it like 585 00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:41,440 Speaker 1: it's new and there's nothing about it that's reminds me 586 00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:43,840 Speaker 1: of anything I've seen before. And then she's there and 587 00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:45,080 Speaker 1: I go, did she come back from the dead? As 588 00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:49,760 Speaker 1: as a flashback? What's happening? Spoiler alert? And so when 589 00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:52,040 Speaker 1: I realized I was watching the last episode someone watched. 590 00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:54,840 Speaker 1: I saw a tweet, someone watched Succession the first just 591 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,720 Speaker 1: put it on automatically, but it was the first episode 592 00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,800 Speaker 1: of the show, and they were like, I thought it 593 00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:04,240 Speaker 1: was flashbacks, Like I thought, third season. This is what 594 00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:06,920 Speaker 1: we're not paying attention when we watch things. Okay, but 595 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,640 Speaker 1: this is my point of squid Games. You don't need 596 00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:15,080 Speaker 1: a Tom Hanks, you don't need um you know, Leonardo DiCaprio. 597 00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:17,600 Speaker 1: You don't know who anyone is, and that's why it's 598 00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:21,200 Speaker 1: so great, Like you're just starting with a nice clean palette. 599 00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:25,000 Speaker 1: And I love watch things because I mean, I guess 600 00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:27,800 Speaker 1: morning show I did watch because Jenn Ranston, isn't it, 601 00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,880 Speaker 1: And I just like her and Steve Carrell, so you 602 00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:31,720 Speaker 1: know it's gonna be good. But I feel like most 603 00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:33,600 Speaker 1: of the time I'm motivated to watch something, it's not 604 00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:36,000 Speaker 1: because the actor in it is someone I want to 605 00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:40,200 Speaker 1: see do something. Nothing that's getting less and less. I mean, 606 00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:42,480 Speaker 1: I think the idea of like I guess I put 607 00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:45,200 Speaker 1: on because of shallow, make fucking that Peach, but it 608 00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:49,680 Speaker 1: still didn't do anything for me, right, you know, uh yeah, 609 00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:51,920 Speaker 1: it's it doesn't I don't think. I think what what 610 00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:55,000 Speaker 1: matters is critical claim is like people, is the cultural 611 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:59,440 Speaker 1: phenomenon for me wanting to be moved by something to 612 00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,320 Speaker 1: the point where I'm like thinking about it all the time. 613 00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,280 Speaker 1: I love art that does that for me. And like 614 00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:06,960 Speaker 1: when something like Squid Game, for sure, is this thing 615 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:10,680 Speaker 1: that just took over the conversation immediately, like Tiger like 616 00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:14,280 Speaker 1: Tiger King, you know, like it's the Island Oftix. It 617 00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:18,080 Speaker 1: was huge, but I can't I know that it had 618 00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:19,680 Speaker 1: so much gore in it, and that it is also 619 00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:21,600 Speaker 1: something that caused a lot of anxiety, and it's like 620 00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:25,040 Speaker 1: an anxiously type show and I'm just gonna I'm gonna pass. 621 00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:27,320 Speaker 1: But I'm also going to talk to my friends who 622 00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:29,280 Speaker 1: have seen it to get enough cultural references that I 623 00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:33,080 Speaker 1: can slide it into jokes in the future or you know, 624 00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:36,960 Speaker 1: understand you know, jokes being made about it enough to 625 00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:39,200 Speaker 1: like fit in with people and be able to talk 626 00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:41,760 Speaker 1: about it at the at the cool table. But yeah, 627 00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:43,840 Speaker 1: I mean, look, I think I don't need to watch it. 628 00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:48,400 Speaker 1: The old Man and it is the most human character 629 00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:52,600 Speaker 1: you'll ever see on a TV show. I think, Um, 630 00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:56,120 Speaker 1: there's something about this that's striking a chord for you, 631 00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:59,080 Speaker 1: and I now I'm interested to know what what What 632 00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:00,880 Speaker 1: is so emotional about this for you? I think you 633 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:03,520 Speaker 1: relate to the character or something. A lot of it 634 00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:09,240 Speaker 1: is sacrificing yourself for others, which maybe something I try 635 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,000 Speaker 1: to do but I probably am not good at. And 636 00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:13,960 Speaker 1: I see it of giving up your life for another. 637 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:18,360 Speaker 1: I can't even imagine that. Yeah, sacrificing yourself for others 638 00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:21,080 Speaker 1: or like doing something for others. I mean, it's just 639 00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:25,239 Speaker 1: I think, Yeah, the more and I've talked about this 640 00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:28,600 Speaker 1: so much, but the more I get outside of myself 641 00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:32,640 Speaker 1: and stop doing things selfishly and actually try to do 642 00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:35,799 Speaker 1: something for someone else, that's self sacrificing in terms of 643 00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:39,840 Speaker 1: my time or my money or whatever. It's just it 644 00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:43,280 Speaker 1: never ceases to make me feel better and to feel 645 00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:46,239 Speaker 1: in in not a selfish way and not a way 646 00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:48,080 Speaker 1: that I'm like I get to tell everyone I did 647 00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:52,879 Speaker 1: this good thing, but just genuinely makes you feel good. 648 00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:56,440 Speaker 1: And I wish I wish that was I want more 649 00:34:56,480 --> 00:35:00,680 Speaker 1: people to understand that. So when you realize when you 650 00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:04,080 Speaker 1: give and you are donate to places, or you give 651 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:07,560 Speaker 1: an extra tip to someone, or you just do nice 652 00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:10,399 Speaker 1: things for people, that it makes you feel better too 653 00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:12,640 Speaker 1: than the thing that's preventing you from doing those things 654 00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:16,560 Speaker 1: is because we're also selfish. But essentially you could do 655 00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:18,600 Speaker 1: this thing that's going to make you feel a lot better. 656 00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:20,839 Speaker 1: And I just wish people knew that. I didn't know that. 657 00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:25,360 Speaker 1: You know what, when you watch the show, do it 658 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:28,359 Speaker 1: for them, you know what I mean? Like, No, I'm 659 00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,600 Speaker 1: saying like we're also self centered, Like we look at 660 00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:34,080 Speaker 1: our phone when we're watching, Like maybe don't look at 661 00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:36,719 Speaker 1: your phone for the whole show. That's not what I'm 662 00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:40,520 Speaker 1: talking about at all, But I'm just talking about get literally, 663 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:44,920 Speaker 1: is something that doesn't get you any kind of brownie points. 664 00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:48,160 Speaker 1: With your freend like not anonymous donations, doing something that 665 00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:50,560 Speaker 1: you're not going to brag about two people that you're 666 00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:53,919 Speaker 1: just doing to help someone else and you don't even 667 00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:56,360 Speaker 1: need to thank you from them, and being in a 668 00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:59,320 Speaker 1: place where you could actually be there and not I 669 00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:03,160 Speaker 1: feel like I don't. I know so few people who 670 00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:06,080 Speaker 1: do that, and including myself, Like even when I put 671 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:08,480 Speaker 1: a tip in at Starbucks, I want them to thank me. 672 00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:11,880 Speaker 1: And when when I do nice things, I want sometimes 673 00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:14,120 Speaker 1: I've I've gotten to a better place with it where 674 00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:16,759 Speaker 1: I don't need thank you's and and things like that. 675 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:20,839 Speaker 1: But um, there is something that you want, some sort 676 00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:23,200 Speaker 1: of validation. But being able to do things without the 677 00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:27,600 Speaker 1: validation is um so key to my self esteem and 678 00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:29,879 Speaker 1: self worth. And I just didn't know that. I didn't 679 00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:32,040 Speaker 1: know that that was a a way to get out 680 00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:35,960 Speaker 1: of depression. Um, and that depression because it seems so 681 00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,520 Speaker 1: like you hate yourself, Like why would that be selfish 682 00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:41,160 Speaker 1: to be depressed? And I don't mean to make people 683 00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:42,919 Speaker 1: who are depressed feel bad about it or like you're 684 00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:46,200 Speaker 1: so selfish, But that's that's not what I'm saying. I'm 685 00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,319 Speaker 1: because the worst thing to do is feel worse when 686 00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:50,880 Speaker 1: you're depressed about like, oh, now I'm gonna feel selfish 687 00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:53,640 Speaker 1: that I'm depressed, great Nikki, But it's like, no, it 688 00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:55,680 Speaker 1: is a selfish act to be depressed. You're obsessed with 689 00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:58,960 Speaker 1: like I'm bad, I'm worthless, no one likes me. I 690 00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:01,840 Speaker 1: don't deserve to be a five. And I'm not trying 691 00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:04,400 Speaker 1: to make that like I'm not trying to make it 692 00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:06,359 Speaker 1: a moral issue if you're a bad person to feel 693 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:09,320 Speaker 1: that way, but it I never thought of depression of selfish. 694 00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:11,440 Speaker 1: If anything, I thought it was like, you hate yourself, 695 00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:14,520 Speaker 1: so you how could that be selfish? So the the 696 00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:17,080 Speaker 1: antidote to being selfish is to get out of yourself 697 00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:19,080 Speaker 1: and do something for other people that has nothing to 698 00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:22,080 Speaker 1: do with you. And I wish more rich people would 699 00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:24,920 Speaker 1: do that because rich people are depressed as fuck and 700 00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:27,960 Speaker 1: they have something to actually give, even if they don't 701 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,400 Speaker 1: have the time to volunteer or whatever. I used to 702 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:32,600 Speaker 1: always think that I don't have time to volunteer, and 703 00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:34,920 Speaker 1: I don't want to. I don't I don't want to. 704 00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:38,480 Speaker 1: Like I thought that people that volunteering and helping it 705 00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:41,520 Speaker 1: goodwill or soup kitchens, they wanted to do it like 706 00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:44,120 Speaker 1: they have some chip in them that makes them want 707 00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:47,160 Speaker 1: to do it, and it's like, no, they know that 708 00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:49,759 Speaker 1: it makes them feel better, not because of the likes 709 00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:52,080 Speaker 1: they get by posting it on social media, but like 710 00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:54,440 Speaker 1: you know, the ones that just do it to do it, 711 00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:58,640 Speaker 1: they know that it it is makes their their themselves better, 712 00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:01,320 Speaker 1: thus making the world better place for the their family 713 00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:04,839 Speaker 1: and friends. I don't know, I just there's so much 714 00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:08,839 Speaker 1: like greed that I just I don't know. I just 715 00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:12,120 Speaker 1: want people to be kinder. And I came up with 716 00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:16,680 Speaker 1: a new mantra because Carlyle has this book called Healing 717 00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:19,680 Speaker 1: Yourself Healing from Within. What's it called, I forget she's 718 00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:21,920 Speaker 1: letting around here somewhere I'll get the name of it, 719 00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:26,640 Speaker 1: but it's mantras for every physical ailment that you can 720 00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:30,160 Speaker 1: use to like heal what you're going through. And she 721 00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:32,600 Speaker 1: found in the back of the glass rate says, canker sores, 722 00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:36,640 Speaker 1: and it's canker sores are related to having shame and 723 00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:39,040 Speaker 1: feeling like you can't say what you want to say, 724 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:43,279 Speaker 1: and like, I so relate to that, like all of 725 00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:46,120 Speaker 1: my ailments are always in my throat and in my mouth, 726 00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:49,960 Speaker 1: and it's always related to I feel like I'm not 727 00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:53,040 Speaker 1: speaking my truth, and obviously I'm someone that speaks to truth, 728 00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:57,640 Speaker 1: but like there's just something backed up there recently. And 729 00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,960 Speaker 1: so she gave me the mantra, and it was I 730 00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:05,360 Speaker 1: create joyful experiences for my loving world. And so yesterday 731 00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:07,360 Speaker 1: I meditated and all I said was I create joyful 732 00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:09,640 Speaker 1: experiences from my living world. To create joyful experiences for 733 00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,120 Speaker 1: my living world. And the truth is that is that's 734 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,440 Speaker 1: my goal in life. That's all I want to do. 735 00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,920 Speaker 1: And so I'm like, what if every decision I made 736 00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:20,160 Speaker 1: was filtered through that. I already failed today because I 737 00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:24,040 Speaker 1: had admonished Andrew for being racist this morning and it 738 00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:25,800 Speaker 1: probably made it feel bad. So that wasn't creating a 739 00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:29,200 Speaker 1: joyful experience for my loving world. So I fail here 740 00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:31,440 Speaker 1: and there. But if I do filter everything through that 741 00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:40,120 Speaker 1: life could be pretty sweet. Wow. Because that but that 742 00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:43,960 Speaker 1: is like my goal. Because she read one, because she 743 00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:49,280 Speaker 1: read one that was like near the cankerstors because her boyfriend. Honestly, 744 00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:52,440 Speaker 1: I'm not even joking you, then I really would love that. 745 00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:55,719 Speaker 1: You see, if I can find the book, I'm a 746 00:39:55,719 --> 00:39:57,880 Speaker 1: matter of place right now. Yeah, for some reason, flying 747 00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:01,520 Speaker 1: hurts my asshole. I think maybe I get dehydrated out there. 748 00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:05,759 Speaker 1: Maybe my asshole titans out to higher the altitude, right, 749 00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:10,960 Speaker 1: Like the pressure changes for sure, whenever a lot of 750 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:14,440 Speaker 1: pilots to deal with with the assholes that are I 751 00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:17,720 Speaker 1: can never be an F fifteen fly alright, I think literally, 752 00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:19,640 Speaker 1: she has every other self help book alive. There's a 753 00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:21,359 Speaker 1: book called How to Be Alone. There's a book called 754 00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,759 Speaker 1: The Power of Habit. There's a book called Ten Days 755 00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:27,239 Speaker 1: to Self Esteem. Um, these are all books that are 756 00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:30,800 Speaker 1: propping up the laptop right now. But Matthew McConaughey, movies, 757 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:36,000 Speaker 1: Let do you see where that book is? There is 758 00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:39,200 Speaker 1: the healing book. Yeah. I mean I was talking to 759 00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:42,719 Speaker 1: know about how flying hurts my butt hole, and I 760 00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:47,720 Speaker 1: wonder if it's connected. Maybe I sit down longer than usual. Um, 761 00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:53,719 Speaker 1: I think the pressure are mental, Yeah they really. I 762 00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:57,719 Speaker 1: mean it's it's a physical thing that is like compounded 763 00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:01,400 Speaker 1: by the mental stress and stress. Yeah. Yeah, your brain 764 00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:04,799 Speaker 1: goes down there and like, fucking my asshole always hurts 765 00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:07,399 Speaker 1: more on the weekend when I'm like just stressed, Like 766 00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:10,800 Speaker 1: even though I don't feel stressed, but obviously it's somewhere, 767 00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:14,320 Speaker 1: you know, I want to do a good job whatever. 768 00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:18,400 Speaker 1: You know, tensions are, you know, things are. When you're traveling, 769 00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:21,440 Speaker 1: everything's heightened, and I think my asshole pain gets heightened. 770 00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:24,520 Speaker 1: I think it's connected, it's correlated. It's interesting. Bad. Your 771 00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:28,560 Speaker 1: height can't get heightened. I try. I'll wear your heels, 772 00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:33,520 Speaker 1: but my calve's hurt. It all adds up behind me 773 00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:38,080 Speaker 1: on a bookshelf. I vented. The mantra is just like, 774 00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:41,080 Speaker 1: don't you can heal your life? All right? Let's look 775 00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:47,280 Speaker 1: up anal fissures. Oh my god, there's literally everything in here. Okay, 776 00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:55,240 Speaker 1: anal um not in here, but I'll look up fissures. Okay, 777 00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:58,399 Speaker 1: I guess we could do. Hamorrhoids is close enough, hamorrhoids 778 00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:04,719 Speaker 1: fish fish shila, No, okay, hamrhoids, but you know are 779 00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:07,719 Speaker 1: hemorrhoids right? Not hamm? Can you spell hemorrhoid's force? Real question? 780 00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:13,640 Speaker 1: It's E M M O H G M O R 781 00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:16,840 Speaker 1: R H O I D S. Okay one and two eleven. 782 00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:22,680 Speaker 1: Let's get to this one. Yeah, it's like hemmerhoid's okay, one, 783 00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:29,480 Speaker 1: here we go. Okay, es actually interesting, okay enough, but 784 00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:31,000 Speaker 1: I don't know if it's going to do to fear 785 00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:34,719 Speaker 1: of deadlines, anger, of the past, afraid to let go, 786 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:40,640 Speaker 1: feeling burdened. Okay, So your mantra is I release all 787 00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:44,240 Speaker 1: that is unlike love. There's time and space for everything 788 00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:50,200 Speaker 1: I want to do. Again, release all that is unlike love, 789 00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:54,520 Speaker 1: all that is unlike love. There's time and space for 790 00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:57,319 Speaker 1: everything I want to do. There's time and space for 791 00:42:57,440 --> 00:43:00,520 Speaker 1: everything I want to do. Okay, Noah, hit me with, 792 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:04,120 Speaker 1: hit me with something. You've been struggling with. Neck pains, 793 00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:12,600 Speaker 1: neck pains, neck pains. All right, let's go to Oh 794 00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:15,040 Speaker 1: my god, they have everything in here. This is cool 795 00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:19,960 Speaker 1: neck problems, okay. Re refusing to see other sides of 796 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:25,800 Speaker 1: a question, stubbornness and flexibility. Okay, And this is your mantra. 797 00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:30,560 Speaker 1: It is with flexibility and ease that I see all 798 00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:33,680 Speaker 1: sides of an issue. There are endless ways of doing 799 00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:37,759 Speaker 1: things and seeing things. I am safe. I know it's 800 00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:39,880 Speaker 1: a long one, but that's one that you can like 801 00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:42,640 Speaker 1: write a bunch, you know, like you can almost do 802 00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:47,080 Speaker 1: like a Bart Simpson beginning of sentence where I'm sending 803 00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:50,239 Speaker 1: these to both of you right now. This book again 804 00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:52,600 Speaker 1: is called You Can You Can Heal Your Life by 805 00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:55,960 Speaker 1: Luise Hey. Oh Luise Hey is like uh Guru of 806 00:43:56,000 --> 00:44:03,720 Speaker 1: the s. Yeah, dude, what's heartburn? Heartburn is? I breathe 807 00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:08,000 Speaker 1: freely and fully. I am safe. I trust the process 808 00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:11,879 Speaker 1: of life. WHOA, that's you, dude. I love how all 809 00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,400 Speaker 1: of this is like let going go with the flow. 810 00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:20,239 Speaker 1: With the flow, dude, I am uh yeah, I I'm 811 00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:25,320 Speaker 1: I'm into this ship. I'm into like letting go, forgiving yourself, 812 00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:28,600 Speaker 1: forgiving yourself as I think the biggest lesson I've learned 813 00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:30,759 Speaker 1: over the post past year and a half is like 814 00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:34,680 Speaker 1: being able to be okay with whatever you do and 815 00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:36,920 Speaker 1: being like so many people are talking about Alec Baldwin 816 00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:38,319 Speaker 1: thing real quick and then we'll get to the news 817 00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:41,040 Speaker 1: and this is all say on it except you know 818 00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:44,880 Speaker 1: obviously the how horrible it was, and I just unbelievable. 819 00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:47,040 Speaker 1: It is like it truly feels like something you that 820 00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:49,040 Speaker 1: would happen in a fever dream, like a news alert 821 00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:50,440 Speaker 1: that would show up on your phone in a dream. 822 00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:55,120 Speaker 1: Are you talking about his last movie? So well? Probably 823 00:44:55,200 --> 00:45:04,120 Speaker 1: is going to be um I it um I. Someone 824 00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:07,120 Speaker 1: was saying to me, like, if you were him, you 825 00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:10,080 Speaker 1: would never be the like you would never be able 826 00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:13,440 Speaker 1: to forgive yourself. You would never be able to your 827 00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:17,160 Speaker 1: life would be ruined forever. Or like, let's say if 828 00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:21,600 Speaker 1: you accidentally if you accidentally killed someone in any way, 829 00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:23,920 Speaker 1: and even if it was your fault, say you're texting 830 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:27,480 Speaker 1: or driving whatever, like you could never forgive yourself. I 831 00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:30,560 Speaker 1: truly believe I could, And maybe that makes me crazy, 832 00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:35,080 Speaker 1: but it's not like I want to do that. I 833 00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:38,680 Speaker 1: I feel like I could forgive someone who took the 834 00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:41,279 Speaker 1: life accidentally of a family member of mine or a 835 00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:43,959 Speaker 1: loved one like I could for or even my own 836 00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:46,560 Speaker 1: if there's an afterlife. And I like, I saw this 837 00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:50,480 Speaker 1: guy get sentenced to years in prison for speeding. He 838 00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:54,080 Speaker 1: was going a hundred to his child speeding in Florida 839 00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:56,879 Speaker 1: in a drag race, and he killed this woman, And 840 00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,680 Speaker 1: I was thinking, if I were that woman, I would 841 00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:00,880 Speaker 1: not want this guy to go away for twenty five years. 842 00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:05,040 Speaker 1: Like it's I don't know, that's a separate issue, and 843 00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:07,040 Speaker 1: I don't want to get d m s about it 844 00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:09,879 Speaker 1: and being like you're such a monster. But I hope 845 00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:12,759 Speaker 1: Alec Baldwin can forgive himself. I hope he can have 846 00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:14,920 Speaker 1: a good life after this and that he doesn't suffer 847 00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:19,360 Speaker 1: the rest of his life with just immense gilt crouching 848 00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:22,240 Speaker 1: on the street crying, like, I hope he can smile 849 00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:24,399 Speaker 1: again some day, and that we don't make him out 850 00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:26,279 Speaker 1: to be a villain for having being able to have 851 00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:30,280 Speaker 1: a happy life again. He didn't mean to He choosed 852 00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:34,399 Speaker 1: to do that, and maybe maybe he is. Maybe there's 853 00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:36,919 Speaker 1: some world in which he did something wrong by even 854 00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:38,759 Speaker 1: pointing the gun at something, you know, like maybe there's 855 00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:42,799 Speaker 1: something he did wrong in that scenario. Even then, I 856 00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:45,080 Speaker 1: hope he can forgive himself someday. I hope that a 857 00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:48,319 Speaker 1: d can forgive himself today. I hope you know, I'm 858 00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:50,160 Speaker 1: not saying what they did was okay and like we 859 00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:52,480 Speaker 1: should just let it go. What I'm saying is I 860 00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:55,960 Speaker 1: just think that I could forgive anything if the person 861 00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:59,200 Speaker 1: truly didn't mean to do it, and even in cases 862 00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:00,799 Speaker 1: where they did mean to do it, because I don't 863 00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:03,239 Speaker 1: think people actually choose to what their brain wants him 864 00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:06,840 Speaker 1: to do. I saw this powerful video of this of 865 00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:10,480 Speaker 1: this murder. This guy murdered the guy's son, and oh 866 00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:13,319 Speaker 1: I love that video. Holy sh it. The father of 867 00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:17,040 Speaker 1: the son who was murdered forgives the guy in front 868 00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:22,040 Speaker 1: of the whole courtroom. The chills in it was like 869 00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:25,400 Speaker 1: wild but like I do think who you know the 870 00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:30,520 Speaker 1: unfortunately the woman that was killed, um if her family 871 00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:33,600 Speaker 1: was able to forgive him and my I don't know why. 872 00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:36,400 Speaker 1: I haven't done any research on like I think that 873 00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:39,360 Speaker 1: even if they didn't forgive me, I could learn to 874 00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:42,640 Speaker 1: forgive myself. And I hope that it doesn't it his 875 00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:46,520 Speaker 1: forgiveness of himself is not dependent on their forgiveness, because 876 00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:49,480 Speaker 1: it isn't. It honestly isn't. But I know I'm just 877 00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:55,399 Speaker 1: saying it helps if it shouldn't. I just I think 878 00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:57,240 Speaker 1: it can go all the way down to like forgiving 879 00:47:57,239 --> 00:47:59,919 Speaker 1: yourself for I mean, this comes down the body image stuff. 880 00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:02,319 Speaker 1: I was only able to arrive at this kind of 881 00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:07,040 Speaker 1: like blanket forgiveness because I struggled so much with like 882 00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:10,560 Speaker 1: I hating myself. I'm such a messy person. I am 883 00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:16,080 Speaker 1: sometimes mean to my friends. I my why is my 884 00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:18,520 Speaker 1: my spray tan is so disgusting. I look dirty all 885 00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:20,720 Speaker 1: the time. I have bags undermindes because I didn't sleep 886 00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:22,640 Speaker 1: right when I should have slept, I should have gotten 887 00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:25,480 Speaker 1: my roots done all and I just like every day 888 00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:28,200 Speaker 1: I just have to remind myself, like you didn't mean 889 00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:30,719 Speaker 1: to look this way today. You didn't want to be 890 00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:33,120 Speaker 1: moving to your friend. You didn't check a box and 891 00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:35,240 Speaker 1: go in an hour, I'm going to be mean to Andrew. 892 00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:39,160 Speaker 1: I can't wait. It just happens. You can forgive yourself, 893 00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:41,440 Speaker 1: you can make amends and you can try your You 894 00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:46,160 Speaker 1: can you murder me, you murder me? How long you morning? 895 00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:49,520 Speaker 1: I mean? Are we talking a day? My murder? You'm 896 00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:51,520 Speaker 1: probably not going to mourn because I'm like insane. I'm 897 00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:57,840 Speaker 1: probably like, yeah, okay, let's get to the news. No answer, 898 00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:00,680 Speaker 1: you in the fifth right back? Where are you going? 899 00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:06,319 Speaker 1: He's going to grab something? He said, Oh interesting, Oh 900 00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:11,359 Speaker 1: I know when he's grabbing. What is he grabbing? Did 901 00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:13,160 Speaker 1: he get my mom to record it? Did he call 902 00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:15,600 Speaker 1: my mom? Because if it's him doing just kidding, I 903 00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:18,760 Speaker 1: don't think that's gonna cut it. I am a feeling 904 00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:20,759 Speaker 1: he over speaker phone. He got my mom to do 905 00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:25,200 Speaker 1: just kidding? That's my guess, is my guess. But I 906 00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:26,840 Speaker 1: want But he doesn't know that. I just producted that 907 00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:30,000 Speaker 1: because he doesn't have a sad he doesn't know. All right, 908 00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:33,319 Speaker 1: I'm excited for what you just got. Okay, let's get 909 00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:40,880 Speaker 1: into it. It is Tuesday, you know, what that means, folks, 910 00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:43,879 Speaker 1: It's Tuesday, and boy, are we having a great time here, 911 00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:51,920 Speaker 1: aren't we. That's the best she could do. I call it. 912 00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:56,000 Speaker 1: I mean while you were gone, I said, let me guess. 913 00:49:56,000 --> 00:50:01,440 Speaker 1: He called her on speaker phone and recorded it. She 914 00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:08,959 Speaker 1: made me repeat it too. She's such a glazer. Yeah, second, 915 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:12,799 Speaker 1: think it was bad too, She goes, just kidding, it's 916 00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:15,920 Speaker 1: jes kidding. Are you telling your mom out how she 917 00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:18,680 Speaker 1: does her own voice? Yeah, because she's trying too hard 918 00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:20,560 Speaker 1: in that one, because we'll get a better one later 919 00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:23,359 Speaker 1: in person. But having all the swells out there, I'll 920 00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:29,280 Speaker 1: tell you that. Okay, I kind of like it out. Okay, 921 00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:33,480 Speaker 1: I apologize, and I've forgiven you. Hey, I had to 922 00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:37,879 Speaker 1: worry that on Amazon. Listen. I know. As as soon 923 00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:39,920 Speaker 1: as I realized later in the day, I go, I 924 00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:43,560 Speaker 1: didn't think Andrew for ordering that thing. But were you 925 00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:49,200 Speaker 1: waiting for me to thank you for that? Honestly? Okay? 926 00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:56,440 Speaker 1: I feel like okay, all right. The National Confectioners Association 927 00:50:57,719 --> 00:51:01,239 Speaker 1: whatever that means, uh, says eight percent of Americans say 928 00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:06,800 Speaker 1: they enjoy eating candy corn on Halloween. Of that number 929 00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:10,200 Speaker 1: say they eat it one piece at a time. What 930 00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:14,120 Speaker 1: candy corn for some reason, one piece. That's who's eating 931 00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:18,560 Speaker 1: handfuls of candy? Why is that even a part of 932 00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:21,600 Speaker 1: the question. And how do you eat your candy corn? Well, 933 00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:24,879 Speaker 1: here's the thing I'll go at least as a kid, 934 00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:28,399 Speaker 1: I would. I would bite the little white part off 935 00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:33,400 Speaker 1: at the bottom first and then get to Actually I 936 00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:35,319 Speaker 1: would then eat the gold and then get to the 937 00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:38,319 Speaker 1: very little tip. I'm guessing none of it tastes any 938 00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:41,799 Speaker 1: different than the other parts. I was a fan of 939 00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:46,680 Speaker 1: candy corn. Now here's the thing. You eat fifteen fantastic, 940 00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:50,840 Speaker 1: eat forty you feel the worst you've ever felt. Just 941 00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:55,000 Speaker 1: a sugar bomb and it's waxy and it's just filling. Yeah, 942 00:51:55,120 --> 00:52:02,439 Speaker 1: candy corn is a very polarizing confection. Um I like it. Um, 943 00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:06,160 Speaker 1: I don't eat candy anymore. But man, I wouldn't have 944 00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:08,600 Speaker 1: I liked candy corn. It's you know, it's not up 945 00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:12,439 Speaker 1: there with the conversation hearts around Valentine's Dame in terms 946 00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:15,600 Speaker 1: of holiday themed candy. But candy corn is not terrible. 947 00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:17,640 Speaker 1: But it is not the first candy I would ever 948 00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:20,439 Speaker 1: go to, and I don't I think it doesn't even 949 00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:22,680 Speaker 1: break my top one candies. But you want to know 950 00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:26,360 Speaker 1: how I know candy corn isn't great. Huh, you don't 951 00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:29,560 Speaker 1: fucking eat at any other week of the year. Like, 952 00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:32,319 Speaker 1: it's the same reason why we don't eat Thanksgiving. Even 953 00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:35,040 Speaker 1: thanks Giving meals better than candy corn. But if it 954 00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:37,400 Speaker 1: was so great, we would do it more than once. 955 00:52:38,719 --> 00:52:41,880 Speaker 1: That's my thing. Do we we get we When have 956 00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:46,279 Speaker 1: you bought candy corn outside of October? Thanksgiving? Thanksgiving might 957 00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:49,560 Speaker 1: have been about analogy, but well no, But you're probably right, 958 00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:52,120 Speaker 1: But I think Thanksgiving is delicious? Why do we wait? 959 00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:54,719 Speaker 1: But why don't we do Christmas a bunch? Because that 960 00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:57,960 Speaker 1: also feels good to give a ton of toys. And 961 00:52:58,239 --> 00:53:00,239 Speaker 1: I guess it feels good because we do it into 962 00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:04,759 Speaker 1: year and yeah, but candy corn no one's jones and 963 00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:07,600 Speaker 1: for that people are doing snickers all year. My point is, 964 00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:10,760 Speaker 1: we do all this other Halloween candy year year round, 965 00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:14,200 Speaker 1: but candy corn we keep it there. Valentine hearts, we 966 00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:16,520 Speaker 1: keep it there. There's got to be a reason talking 967 00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:20,920 Speaker 1: about candy corns. Man felt nausea. Yeah, same, it's gross. 968 00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:24,120 Speaker 1: Would you rather have baby corn or candy? I hate 969 00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:28,359 Speaker 1: baby that little like the little corn that isn't corn 970 00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:31,279 Speaker 1: like the thing in top Tom Hanks and big goes. Yeah, 971 00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:34,839 Speaker 1: what is it? It's not actual corn? Wait? What gets 972 00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:38,560 Speaker 1: a vegetable in and of itself? But it looks like corn? 973 00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:43,520 Speaker 1: Did you notice what? Sorry? I was looking at something 974 00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:48,120 Speaker 1: for the show. Is little corn? Baby corn? Not corn? 975 00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:54,200 Speaker 1: Wait it's not. I don't think so, no, I really 976 00:53:54,239 --> 00:53:57,880 Speaker 1: do think? Wait? Is baby corn? Corn? Is baby corn? Corn? 977 00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:05,160 Speaker 1: I never eat baby corn? Okay, comes from regular corn. Okay, 978 00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:07,040 Speaker 1: it can come from any number of kinds of varieties, 979 00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:09,439 Speaker 1: but it's just picked at a much earlier stage. Oh, 980 00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:12,080 Speaker 1: never mind, Okay, for something I heard that it was 981 00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:20,840 Speaker 1: like corn. Sorry wait wait, wait it says the adorable 982 00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:23,720 Speaker 1: mystery of where baby corn comes from is officially solved. 983 00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:30,439 Speaker 1: Um oh, unlike baby carrots, these miniatures really deserve their name. Okay, 984 00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:34,160 Speaker 1: so they are baby corn, but baby carrots are actually 985 00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:39,120 Speaker 1: just carrots cut down to baby size. Okay yeah so 986 00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:41,960 Speaker 1: wait all right, So why don't we I know this 987 00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:44,720 Speaker 1: is This isn't a joke. It's an immature ear of corn. 988 00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:49,359 Speaker 1: It's an immature ear of corn. So it laughs at 989 00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:55,560 Speaker 1: fart jokes. Why not a corn in between that big 990 00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:58,720 Speaker 1: gass corn and the baby corn, like I've never seen 991 00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:06,239 Speaker 1: a teenager corn. I'm not gonna corn corn. I'm saying, no, 992 00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:10,319 Speaker 1: that would be nice. I get there. I'm saying, I 993 00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:13,799 Speaker 1: like a scrumched just corn boy like getting in there. 994 00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:16,920 Speaker 1: But it's but you know, with a big corn, you 995 00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:21,600 Speaker 1: can't eat the inside, but a baby corn you can inside. 996 00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:24,600 Speaker 1: So maybe a teenager corn would just be so weirdly 997 00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:27,239 Speaker 1: in between the two that it would be like some 998 00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:30,759 Speaker 1: people eat apples with like the whole core, you know, 999 00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:32,799 Speaker 1: they eat it from the top, like they twist off 1000 00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:37,040 Speaker 1: the thing and just got hardly eat the outside of 1001 00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:40,319 Speaker 1: a banana. Yeah, well, wait till the finale is squid game, 1002 00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:45,920 Speaker 1: you'll see all right. Next story, alright, a woman makes 1003 00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:50,759 Speaker 1: utter butter out of her own breast milk, says her 1004 00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:53,960 Speaker 1: husband loves it. To me, it tastes like you know, 1005 00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:57,600 Speaker 1: when you burp, and it kind of tastes like throw up, 1006 00:55:58,160 --> 00:56:04,720 Speaker 1: she said of her memory mark. You're in you guys, 1007 00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:08,600 Speaker 1: I'm sting up. However, this is baby corn. This is 1008 00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:12,600 Speaker 1: a candy corn. The nausea from candy corn is now 1009 00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:15,719 Speaker 1: turned into morning sickness. Not many people known as utter 1010 00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:24,520 Speaker 1: milk makes all baby I just I'm not into breast milk. 1011 00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:29,080 Speaker 1: Things like just it turns me on, though, Like on 1012 00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:33,080 Speaker 1: TikTok you'll see a woman milking your kid and are 1013 00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:37,200 Speaker 1: getting milk. Our kid gets something's milky, and it turns 1014 00:56:37,239 --> 00:56:38,839 Speaker 1: me on a lot. Like you see a little bit 1015 00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:41,960 Speaker 1: of a nipple and their boots are usually filled to 1016 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,280 Speaker 1: the bread and there's a baby like sucking or nipple, 1017 00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:46,960 Speaker 1: which is what guys due to us. So it's like 1018 00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:51,319 Speaker 1: it is the same thing. It doesn't outside you're you're 1019 00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:53,920 Speaker 1: usually like in a park, you're where your tits shouldn't be. 1020 00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:57,120 Speaker 1: The milk itself turn on like the thing coming out 1021 00:56:57,120 --> 00:57:00,279 Speaker 1: of it. Okay, So it's just so you're just saying 1022 00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:03,680 Speaker 1: something sucking on a tip. I guess it could be anything. Yeah, 1023 00:57:03,719 --> 00:57:07,160 Speaker 1: I guess it could. Yeah, it could have been tip 1024 00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:13,680 Speaker 1: coming out. It's not out in the wild where apparently 1025 00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:16,560 Speaker 1: it shouldn't be. But she's like, you know what, I'm milking. 1026 00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:19,280 Speaker 1: I'm gonna do my tits in Walmart. It's not milking. 1027 00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:25,120 Speaker 1: It's called breastfeeding. We're pumping. Yeah they Yeah, I guess 1028 00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:26,960 Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think there's anything wrong with that 1029 00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:29,400 Speaker 1: being a turn on. Are you ever turned on by 1030 00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:34,760 Speaker 1: pregnant women a little bit, A little bit um, I 1031 00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:37,640 Speaker 1: guess because you can't get them bregnant again. No, but 1032 00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:40,880 Speaker 1: I don't think that's it. I'm just saying that the 1033 00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:43,880 Speaker 1: other day. There's something about like just it's just like 1034 00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:47,680 Speaker 1: it's just like I don't know why fertile, they're like, 1035 00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:51,040 Speaker 1: you know, they're fertile. Yeah, and it's a healthy look 1036 00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:53,600 Speaker 1: for someone. They're like radiating a lot of times. Yeah, 1037 00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:57,680 Speaker 1: that there's like a chemical response to pregnancy where women's 1038 00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:00,720 Speaker 1: cheeks get a little redder and there he gets thicker 1039 00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:07,480 Speaker 1: like us. Yes, yes, but it's so interesting that, yeah, 1040 00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:10,600 Speaker 1: that that would be a turn on when that means 1041 00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:13,000 Speaker 1: that they can't get pregnant with you. Like, everything that 1042 00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:16,040 Speaker 1: we're attracted to is because we want to like procreate, 1043 00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:19,720 Speaker 1: and that means that that woman is taken by another man. 1044 00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:23,560 Speaker 1: So you're like cock hold in a way, and you 1045 00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:26,080 Speaker 1: can't get it pregnant, so like or that girl, you know. 1046 00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:28,160 Speaker 1: So it's just it's interesting that that would be a 1047 00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:30,280 Speaker 1: turn on. But I guess the other things and I 1048 00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:33,160 Speaker 1: wonder why you get super glowy and more attractive when 1049 00:58:33,200 --> 00:58:37,840 Speaker 1: you're pregning. It's probably because if that didn't happen. This 1050 00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:41,040 Speaker 1: is just my guess as someone who knows nothing. And 1051 00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:44,840 Speaker 1: so that women so that women that are pregnant won't 1052 00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:49,360 Speaker 1: be cast aside and like shunned by men who could 1053 00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:53,160 Speaker 1: potentially harm them if they weren't fuckable. So it's like 1054 00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:58,000 Speaker 1: protect them while they're pregnant because the men still want 1055 00:58:58,040 --> 00:59:02,280 Speaker 1: them around to fuck. Because that's everything to procreate, Like 1056 00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:06,680 Speaker 1: that's our drive. Why do we have condoms and and 1057 00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:11,760 Speaker 1: birth control and all that, which because our cognitive Yeah, 1058 00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:16,720 Speaker 1: because cognitively we you know, our our monkey brain wants 1059 00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:20,520 Speaker 1: us to procreate. But we you know, the brain that 1060 00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:23,760 Speaker 1: is also on TikTok all the day, all the time, 1061 00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:28,480 Speaker 1: and like laughs, like has our brain that's updated. That's 1062 00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:31,280 Speaker 1: part of our brain that's like working in the now 1063 00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:34,880 Speaker 1: that one doesn't want to get pregnant, but you can't 1064 00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:38,400 Speaker 1: the subconscious you can't turn off. But the conscious thinking 1065 00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:41,200 Speaker 1: doesn't want to get pregnant, but you're still motivated by 1066 00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:44,920 Speaker 1: the need to to get things pregnant because if you weren't, 1067 00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:48,040 Speaker 1: you would just come on their stomach with ease. You 1068 00:59:48,080 --> 00:59:50,760 Speaker 1: wouldn't need uh, or you would just get a hand 1069 00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:52,960 Speaker 1: job or something. There's something about putting a penis in 1070 00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:56,520 Speaker 1: a vagina that is very uh, you want it for 1071 00:59:56,560 --> 01:00:00,520 Speaker 1: some reason, even if right, but so as a hand 1072 01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:04,240 Speaker 1: or so does a uh between ask cheeks or like 1073 01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:07,920 Speaker 1: tits or mouth. But there's something about a pussy that 1074 01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:10,080 Speaker 1: you just got to get in there. And I think 1075 01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:13,680 Speaker 1: it's not just about it feels good. I don't think 1076 01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:17,040 Speaker 1: it's just that. I know so many guys I know 1077 01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:21,520 Speaker 1: are so afraid of of like they don't even think 1078 01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:23,160 Speaker 1: of as they go, Oh you bang without economy are 1079 01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:25,040 Speaker 1: and you're scared you're gonna get her pregnant, Like so 1080 01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:30,480 Speaker 1: many guys, their biggest fear is pregnancy over STDA you 1081 01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:33,920 Speaker 1: can't help, but they're subconscious still wants to put it 1082 01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:36,280 Speaker 1: in raw do yeah to get it. You're drawn to 1083 01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:39,640 Speaker 1: it because your whole, all your d n A, which 1084 01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:43,320 Speaker 1: has nothing to do with what you're thinking, um, is 1085 01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:47,040 Speaker 1: begging you to put come into women. And that's why 1086 01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:49,640 Speaker 1: you're that's why you get distracted by billboards that have 1087 01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:52,360 Speaker 1: sexy women on them, like there's you're like, oh like 1088 01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:55,240 Speaker 1: that that's something I want to fuck. It's not because 1089 01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:59,240 Speaker 1: you're like she's pretty, Like she's pretty is your brain now, 1090 01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:02,520 Speaker 1: But like just think it's oh, she's hot, but really, 1091 01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:05,760 Speaker 1: deep down it's I want to fuck that and I 1092 01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:07,680 Speaker 1: want to get that. I want to put semen in 1093 01:01:07,720 --> 01:01:09,600 Speaker 1: that to get it pregnant. I want more of me. 1094 01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:13,120 Speaker 1: I want my DNA to keep going. Pro is not 1095 01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:15,680 Speaker 1: more common billboards, but then you'd have to climb My god, 1096 01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:17,320 Speaker 1: did you see the billboard I took a picture of 1097 01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:20,280 Speaker 1: the other day, or my story or Instagram story. It's 1098 01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:23,040 Speaker 1: the new I know what you did last summer. Oh yeah, yeah, 1099 01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:25,560 Speaker 1: there was come all over everyone on it. There's just 1100 01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:30,840 Speaker 1: that's like it's like period blood come because it's like 1101 01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:35,760 Speaker 1: tinted pink, but it's calm. It's crazy looking. That was 1102 01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:38,840 Speaker 1: really disturbing. It's so funny. No one knows I'm in 1103 01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:40,520 Speaker 1: l A until I post one thing on my story 1104 01:01:40,560 --> 01:01:42,720 Speaker 1: and then all all my l A friends are like, 1105 01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:44,880 Speaker 1: you're here, and I'm like, god, it's just because I 1106 01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:49,040 Speaker 1: had to make a com comment a comment, and now 1107 01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:52,960 Speaker 1: now I feel like, you know, being antisocial if I 1108 01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:55,120 Speaker 1: don't hang without anyone. But it's so hard to fit 1109 01:01:55,160 --> 01:01:57,360 Speaker 1: in hangs. There's something about just being in a hotel 1110 01:01:57,440 --> 01:01:59,920 Speaker 1: room and being alone that I just want to just be. 1111 01:02:00,280 --> 01:02:03,120 Speaker 1: I just don't want to do anything. All right, let's 1112 01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:05,080 Speaker 1: take a quick break and come back with Reddit Guy 1113 01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:15,600 Speaker 1: karaoke mode. This is your Reddit dum. Alright, it's Tuesday. 1114 01:02:15,640 --> 01:02:17,360 Speaker 1: That means we're going to clear out all of my 1115 01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:20,440 Speaker 1: saved posts on Reddit, where I go every single night 1116 01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:22,440 Speaker 1: before I go to bed and I save things that 1117 01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:24,800 Speaker 1: I think you guys would like. Um. This one I 1118 01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:27,080 Speaker 1: saved last night and I alluded to it today at 1119 01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:29,600 Speaker 1: the top of the show. This is the song that 1120 01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:33,480 Speaker 1: an Italian man made two because he was so annoyed 1121 01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:37,160 Speaker 1: with Italians loving any song that was just American English 1122 01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:39,920 Speaker 1: speaking person even though they don't speak English. So he 1123 01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:43,880 Speaker 1: decided to make up a fake English speaking song that 1124 01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:47,560 Speaker 1: is gibberish English, and it went to number one immediately 1125 01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:50,400 Speaker 1: despite not meaning anything. So here's a song. And it 1126 01:02:50,480 --> 01:02:54,440 Speaker 1: actually before he put out I don't really know the 1127 01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:56,800 Speaker 1: history of it, but this song put him on the map. 1128 01:03:12,560 --> 01:03:19,040 Speaker 1: We're to sign to shoot to set. You can't make 1129 01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:23,240 Speaker 1: any other words out. It's amazing, like David Hasselhoff would 1130 01:03:23,240 --> 01:03:26,600 Speaker 1: have saying that it's such a good song. And it's 1131 01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:31,480 Speaker 1: called what is it called, It's called prison. Colin and 1132 01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:37,120 Speaker 1: Syniculas Soul the artist is Adriana selling Toano C E 1133 01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:41,320 Speaker 1: L E N T A n O um hold on. 1134 01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:44,280 Speaker 1: I think this might be a louder One's interesting how 1135 01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:47,480 Speaker 1: far Europe is ahead of us in regards to like history. 1136 01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:50,640 Speaker 1: But god did we jump in the music so quick? 1137 01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:05,000 Speaker 1: Watch you gotta watch this just Adriana Selntano and it's 1138 01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:08,160 Speaker 1: actually a good song. It's really fun to listen to. Okay, 1139 01:04:08,200 --> 01:04:10,880 Speaker 1: let's get to the next day. No, he's like an 1140 01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:15,280 Speaker 1: old man. Uh, it's it's really good. Okay, stop playing, 1141 01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:20,000 Speaker 1: stop playing? Okay. This was from ask credit. It said 1142 01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:22,800 Speaker 1: people who fuck good, what's your secret? And it reminded 1143 01:04:22,840 --> 01:04:26,560 Speaker 1: me of you, Andrew Um when you say on stage, 1144 01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:31,400 Speaker 1: I don't fuck good. So someone said, learn what you 1145 01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:34,280 Speaker 1: genuinely enjoy and find partners who enjoy having that done 1146 01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:36,560 Speaker 1: to them. When the puzzle pieces are just right, you 1147 01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:38,960 Speaker 1: always bat a thousand in the box. In the box, 1148 01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:41,640 Speaker 1: enthusiasm can't be faked. And it's such a good feeling 1149 01:04:41,720 --> 01:04:43,960 Speaker 1: knowing you're desired to the maximum. I think that's pretty 1150 01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:47,720 Speaker 1: much it. Find out what you like doing or giving 1151 01:04:49,280 --> 01:04:51,840 Speaker 1: and what you like receiving, and find someone who likes 1152 01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:54,440 Speaker 1: giving that. It's like love languages. I think that's that's 1153 01:04:54,480 --> 01:04:58,600 Speaker 1: when you fuck good. Be teachable, listen, don't be self interested, 1154 01:04:58,600 --> 01:05:03,760 Speaker 1: and communicate. Um. Someone said, I used to fuck good. 1155 01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:06,720 Speaker 1: I used to fuck for good. Now I funk for evil. 1156 01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:10,880 Speaker 1: That's just a funny predator. Um. Someone said, take pride 1157 01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:13,280 Speaker 1: in your work and love what you do. What do 1158 01:05:13,320 --> 01:05:17,800 Speaker 1: you think makes someone fun good? I think communications the 1159 01:05:17,840 --> 01:05:21,000 Speaker 1: best part, and I think doing it outside the bedroom, 1160 01:05:21,040 --> 01:05:23,560 Speaker 1: talking about it before you're in the middle of everything, 1161 01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:28,520 Speaker 1: you can really help. I think, yeah, finding someone. That's 1162 01:05:28,520 --> 01:05:31,440 Speaker 1: why I kind of like being able to talk so 1163 01:05:31,520 --> 01:05:35,680 Speaker 1: frankly about sex, because people that I'm you know, I 1164 01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:40,080 Speaker 1: generally know someone before I start a sexual relationship with them. 1165 01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:41,360 Speaker 1: I know them in a way that is in a 1166 01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:44,280 Speaker 1: sexual way, and so at least like usually there are 1167 01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:46,640 Speaker 1: people that I'm like working with our friends with and 1168 01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:49,840 Speaker 1: I'm so usually a lot of my work entails talking 1169 01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:54,000 Speaker 1: about sex. So it's it's easy to find the people 1170 01:05:54,040 --> 01:05:55,720 Speaker 1: that go, oh, yeah, I'm into that too, and I'm like, 1171 01:05:55,760 --> 01:05:58,560 Speaker 1: oh great, okay, noted that they like that too, and 1172 01:05:58,600 --> 01:06:00,560 Speaker 1: so you can kind of find at But I think 1173 01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:03,800 Speaker 1: most people when they're dating do not throw it out 1174 01:06:03,840 --> 01:06:06,600 Speaker 1: there to someone before they even know you like them, 1175 01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:08,960 Speaker 1: so just to kind of feel out their sexual dress, well, 1176 01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:11,200 Speaker 1: I don't even know. Sometimes it gets me thinking about 1177 01:06:11,240 --> 01:06:13,160 Speaker 1: someone in that way because I'll be just talking about 1178 01:06:13,160 --> 01:06:15,880 Speaker 1: sex in general with you know, a group of people 1179 01:06:15,960 --> 01:06:18,760 Speaker 1: or whatever a situation, and there might be someone that 1180 01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:21,640 Speaker 1: I'm interested in. But if I say something, if I 1181 01:06:21,680 --> 01:06:26,000 Speaker 1: get the conversation going about talking about sex, frankly, hearing 1182 01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:29,400 Speaker 1: what they're into and seeing at how it aligns with 1183 01:06:29,400 --> 01:06:31,720 Speaker 1: what I'm into, even before sex is on the table 1184 01:06:31,760 --> 01:06:34,800 Speaker 1: for us, or even that can be that can why 1185 01:06:34,800 --> 01:06:36,680 Speaker 1: don't we start there? So many times we start with 1186 01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:38,840 Speaker 1: like am I attracted to them, which, by the way, 1187 01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:42,080 Speaker 1: is starting with sex anyway, Like that's a sexual thing 1188 01:06:42,120 --> 01:06:44,720 Speaker 1: to be like into looks like when we're on these apps, 1189 01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:47,520 Speaker 1: But like saying what you like sexually in an app 1190 01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:51,240 Speaker 1: without the without the expectation that you have to do 1191 01:06:51,320 --> 01:06:56,800 Speaker 1: that thing might lead to better compatibility. You know what. 1192 01:06:58,840 --> 01:07:02,360 Speaker 1: My only thought it is those like if you find 1193 01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:05,560 Speaker 1: out just through like a quick conversation that they aren't 1194 01:07:05,640 --> 01:07:08,160 Speaker 1: into what you're into, or at least you assume that, 1195 01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:10,640 Speaker 1: then it couldn't kind of get in the way of 1196 01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:14,200 Speaker 1: you maybe pursuing them based off I think it should. 1197 01:07:14,440 --> 01:07:16,320 Speaker 1: You know, I've I've said certain things and people are 1198 01:07:16,360 --> 01:07:18,880 Speaker 1: like not into Asia, I don't want it, And it's 1199 01:07:18,880 --> 01:07:20,320 Speaker 1: just like, Okay, I don't want to be with someone 1200 01:07:20,320 --> 01:07:22,760 Speaker 1: who won't do that to me or I'm gonna or 1201 01:07:22,800 --> 01:07:25,720 Speaker 1: they have to be okay with me getting that somewhere 1202 01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:27,520 Speaker 1: else or like they need or they need to be 1203 01:07:27,560 --> 01:07:29,880 Speaker 1: open to it. I understand, being like I've never done it, 1204 01:07:29,920 --> 01:07:32,840 Speaker 1: and it's just like but yeah, you can kind of 1205 01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:34,720 Speaker 1: get a reaction from someone if they're going to be 1206 01:07:35,280 --> 01:07:39,480 Speaker 1: like chill with stuff for sure, Like like like if 1207 01:07:39,480 --> 01:07:45,640 Speaker 1: someone's like whoa man, whoa, it's like I've a lot. 1208 01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:50,919 Speaker 1: Did you see the latest curb? No, though I love 1209 01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:55,320 Speaker 1: that read guy. There's a new episode out and Larry 1210 01:07:55,520 --> 01:08:00,240 Speaker 1: is dating um funk what's her name? She's the Asian Actors. 1211 01:08:00,880 --> 01:08:04,040 Speaker 1: I don't mean for it to come full shirt. No, 1212 01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:10,240 Speaker 1: she was Lucy Lou and Larry and they're like about 1213 01:08:10,280 --> 01:08:12,280 Speaker 1: there on their second date. They're about to get it 1214 01:08:12,320 --> 01:08:19,639 Speaker 1: on and Larry walks into a glass door. She won't 1215 01:08:20,280 --> 01:08:26,599 Speaker 1: after find him attractive anymore. And yes, it just makes 1216 01:08:26,640 --> 01:08:28,800 Speaker 1: me think of like these little things that like can 1217 01:08:28,880 --> 01:08:32,200 Speaker 1: just end it. Yeah, I love that she was like, 1218 01:08:32,240 --> 01:08:33,800 Speaker 1: I can't because a lot of times I think girls 1219 01:08:33,840 --> 01:08:35,400 Speaker 1: would just go through with it even though they're like, 1220 01:08:35,520 --> 01:08:39,240 Speaker 1: oh boy and listen, girls do the same stuff, like 1221 01:08:40,200 --> 01:08:43,240 Speaker 1: we've we've done things. I'm sure that guys are just 1222 01:08:43,320 --> 01:08:45,599 Speaker 1: like that took me out of it, that things she said, 1223 01:08:45,600 --> 01:08:48,000 Speaker 1: that things she did. But it sucks that one thing 1224 01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:51,120 Speaker 1: can do it. It just it sucks. Then you have 1225 01:08:51,200 --> 01:08:53,400 Speaker 1: to be on your toes all the time. I don't know, 1226 01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:57,479 Speaker 1: it's that is funny, but I think the same thing 1227 01:08:57,520 --> 01:09:00,280 Speaker 1: for guys. Though. Guys can get unattracted quickly for the 1228 01:09:00,360 --> 01:09:02,960 Speaker 1: dumbest thing. You see a piece of ankle hair and 1229 01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:08,599 Speaker 1: you're suddenly repulsed, you know, just you know, I yeah, 1230 01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:11,320 Speaker 1: I mean I think that was the old me, but 1231 01:09:11,439 --> 01:09:15,080 Speaker 1: I think now it's four hairs. But yeah, you know, 1232 01:09:15,120 --> 01:09:17,559 Speaker 1: I've changed a lot. But no, but yeah, no, I 1233 01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:19,679 Speaker 1: get it, I get it. Yeah, things definitely have taken 1234 01:09:19,680 --> 01:09:21,840 Speaker 1: me out for sure. It just sucks. At like one, 1235 01:09:22,080 --> 01:09:24,240 Speaker 1: like a hundred things can go right and it's like 1236 01:09:24,280 --> 01:09:26,000 Speaker 1: you run into a glass door and it's just like 1237 01:09:26,520 --> 01:09:29,040 Speaker 1: you fucking you're old, and like she like looked at 1238 01:09:29,120 --> 01:09:32,120 Speaker 1: him as like he's decrepit like he just aged and 1239 01:09:32,160 --> 01:09:35,559 Speaker 1: I sometimes that bumbling thing like they're just that you 1240 01:09:35,720 --> 01:09:38,000 Speaker 1: like a guy who's confident and knows what he's doing, 1241 01:09:38,040 --> 01:09:40,160 Speaker 1: and you see a guy fall and like slam it. 1242 01:09:40,160 --> 01:09:43,599 Speaker 1: It's just like it's just sometimes I'm afraid with Brenna 1243 01:09:43,760 --> 01:09:47,880 Speaker 1: is like one day she's gonna go, oh, you're like old, 1244 01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:50,280 Speaker 1: like like like I'm gonna do like I'm gonna eat 1245 01:09:50,320 --> 01:09:53,800 Speaker 1: like Brand muffins instead of like uh, you know, a 1246 01:09:53,880 --> 01:09:56,280 Speaker 1: sausage sandwich or something, and she's gonna be like, oh 1247 01:09:56,360 --> 01:09:59,200 Speaker 1: you're eating like, oh you have to eat Brand. Suddenly 1248 01:09:59,240 --> 01:10:01,479 Speaker 1: it's just gonna like dawn on her how old you are? 1249 01:10:01,560 --> 01:10:03,559 Speaker 1: Like suddenly she's gonna learn she's going to take that 1250 01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:09,160 Speaker 1: math class that really makes it. She's gonna there's she's 1251 01:10:09,160 --> 01:10:13,519 Speaker 1: gonna figure out the number that the number is sixteen 1252 01:10:13,840 --> 01:10:16,240 Speaker 1: is the years you guys are different? Yeah that, I 1253 01:10:16,240 --> 01:10:18,800 Speaker 1: mean that would be such a fear of mine, of 1254 01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:21,360 Speaker 1: seeming old someday of just like when is it going 1255 01:10:21,400 --> 01:10:23,720 Speaker 1: to click? Like right now it's okay, like you're not 1256 01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:27,160 Speaker 1: old yet, you're forty one, but like when she's forty one, 1257 01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:34,080 Speaker 1: you're fifty seven. Yeah, yes, that's exactly Okay, yeah it does. Actually, 1258 01:10:34,160 --> 01:10:36,360 Speaker 1: the older she gets, I think, the less it will 1259 01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:39,880 Speaker 1: seem weird. But I do feel like I I tend 1260 01:10:39,960 --> 01:10:43,840 Speaker 1: to not wear like old man clothes. You know, if 1261 01:10:43,880 --> 01:10:46,960 Speaker 1: I wore khakis and a button down and comb my 1262 01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:51,639 Speaker 1: hair with a part where you hairlines, yeah, I think 1263 01:10:51,720 --> 01:10:56,160 Speaker 1: that I would. But the thing about fucking good, And 1264 01:10:57,280 --> 01:11:00,400 Speaker 1: I feel like there have been times where a section 1265 01:11:00,479 --> 01:11:04,240 Speaker 1: like I'm not into someone physically or you know, the 1266 01:11:04,360 --> 01:11:07,759 Speaker 1: kiss was off or something. And I've heard my friends 1267 01:11:07,800 --> 01:11:12,760 Speaker 1: say like that you can fix nikki, you know, emotional 1268 01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:18,160 Speaker 1: intelligence and like someone's anger, jealousy issues like that stuff 1269 01:11:18,200 --> 01:11:20,800 Speaker 1: you seem to like want to take on that that 1270 01:11:21,240 --> 01:11:24,000 Speaker 1: shape like, oh I can change that. But like when 1271 01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:27,200 Speaker 1: someone's like, you know it's not sexually compatible right away, 1272 01:11:27,640 --> 01:11:31,280 Speaker 1: you just go not not gonna work. But and what 1273 01:11:31,479 --> 01:11:33,920 Speaker 1: is that? And I do I do believe that, Like 1274 01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:37,400 Speaker 1: I am so scared I think of making men feel 1275 01:11:37,400 --> 01:11:39,880 Speaker 1: insecure in bed and being a little bit too masculine 1276 01:11:39,960 --> 01:11:43,720 Speaker 1: energy of like do this, do that? And I I 1277 01:11:43,760 --> 01:11:46,240 Speaker 1: put up with I have put up with so much 1278 01:11:46,280 --> 01:11:48,160 Speaker 1: in bed that I didn't enjoy because I just don't 1279 01:11:48,160 --> 01:11:50,880 Speaker 1: want to hurt a guy's feelings. And like want them 1280 01:11:50,920 --> 01:11:53,639 Speaker 1: to feel like, Okay, it's not terrible what he's doing, 1281 01:11:53,720 --> 01:11:58,800 Speaker 1: but and it's certainly not what would work right now 1282 01:11:58,840 --> 01:12:00,880 Speaker 1: for me the best, And I do know what that 1283 01:12:00,920 --> 01:12:02,680 Speaker 1: would be, but I don't want to. I don't want 1284 01:12:02,680 --> 01:12:05,000 Speaker 1: to be a backseat driver for my own pus. What 1285 01:12:05,040 --> 01:12:07,040 Speaker 1: do you feel about that? Would you? If you're doing 1286 01:12:07,080 --> 01:12:10,160 Speaker 1: something to a girl and she knows an easy way 1287 01:12:10,160 --> 01:12:11,680 Speaker 1: to make it better, which is you leave and she 1288 01:12:11,760 --> 01:12:16,760 Speaker 1: uses a vibrator? Uh what you know? What would you 1289 01:12:16,800 --> 01:12:19,519 Speaker 1: prefer her to to say? Because you know, I just 1290 01:12:20,520 --> 01:12:22,640 Speaker 1: prefer a million percent. And I think a lot of 1291 01:12:22,680 --> 01:12:26,200 Speaker 1: guys would be way more open to it than then. 1292 01:12:26,240 --> 01:12:29,200 Speaker 1: You probably even think they're just doing what they think works, 1293 01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:32,080 Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's not like I'm sticking 1294 01:12:32,080 --> 01:12:34,960 Speaker 1: to this, this is my plan for me to come. 1295 01:12:35,040 --> 01:12:37,840 Speaker 1: It's like, oh no, oh, you want me to fuck 1296 01:12:37,880 --> 01:12:39,880 Speaker 1: you hard and put my thumb in your but okay, cool. 1297 01:12:41,600 --> 01:12:43,400 Speaker 1: You know, like if you say it too much, it 1298 01:12:43,479 --> 01:12:46,719 Speaker 1: becomes annoying because I can just give directions all day long, 1299 01:12:47,160 --> 01:12:49,719 Speaker 1: and I mean that's the thing. It's like I can't. 1300 01:12:50,120 --> 01:12:52,000 Speaker 1: Then I'm just gonna do it alone. And sometimes I'm 1301 01:12:52,040 --> 01:12:55,280 Speaker 1: just like maybe I will, you know, Like I don't 1302 01:12:55,280 --> 01:12:58,160 Speaker 1: know what's your example, Like Okay, let's say a guy's 1303 01:12:58,479 --> 01:13:01,160 Speaker 1: having sex with you ever so gently or whatever you 1304 01:13:01,240 --> 01:13:03,519 Speaker 1: do that like going down on me to like just 1305 01:13:03,560 --> 01:13:05,720 Speaker 1: like being like gentle when they're going like just not 1306 01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:08,760 Speaker 1: using any pressure. Like what would your directions be like 1307 01:13:08,880 --> 01:13:11,559 Speaker 1: if you were if you were a GPS, Like how 1308 01:13:11,600 --> 01:13:13,240 Speaker 1: can you do it in a way that might not 1309 01:13:13,479 --> 01:13:15,680 Speaker 1: seem annoying to the guy or maybe like seem like 1310 01:13:15,800 --> 01:13:22,720 Speaker 1: encouraging and not like you're doing it wrong? Maybe like uh, 1311 01:13:23,080 --> 01:13:27,320 Speaker 1: suck my clip? Okay, that works, that's not that direction, 1312 01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:28,960 Speaker 1: or like that's not that Hey, can you suck my 1313 01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:31,720 Speaker 1: clip more? That be dope? Yeah, But then they do 1314 01:13:31,840 --> 01:13:33,679 Speaker 1: that and it's not hard, and then I go harder 1315 01:13:33,680 --> 01:13:38,439 Speaker 1: and then they can't, and then it's just like oh god, alright, 1316 01:13:38,479 --> 01:13:40,760 Speaker 1: well then now I have to give some kind of 1317 01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:43,519 Speaker 1: positive reinforcement because they're at least trying, and then it 1318 01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:46,680 Speaker 1: feels like now when they when they try and they 1319 01:13:46,720 --> 01:13:49,120 Speaker 1: still failed. That's why that's why I don't like to 1320 01:13:49,120 --> 01:13:51,679 Speaker 1: give direction, is because when they try and they still fail, 1321 01:13:52,240 --> 01:13:54,880 Speaker 1: I have to. I can't be honest and go now 1322 01:13:55,040 --> 01:13:57,320 Speaker 1: just you know what, just forget about it. You know, 1323 01:13:57,640 --> 01:14:02,519 Speaker 1: it's just forget it final thought. Just kidding. Um. I 1324 01:14:02,640 --> 01:14:05,479 Speaker 1: think though, I think you gotta you go suck that 1325 01:14:05,520 --> 01:14:07,400 Speaker 1: click as hard as you can, and if they don't 1326 01:14:07,400 --> 01:14:09,840 Speaker 1: get there, you don't have to tell them that they 1327 01:14:09,840 --> 01:14:13,000 Speaker 1: didn't get there. But I think at least then you know, 1328 01:14:13,439 --> 01:14:17,080 Speaker 1: rather than why don't you rather know? I feel like 1329 01:14:17,120 --> 01:14:21,519 Speaker 1: I just know. I don't mean to be like, I 1330 01:14:21,640 --> 01:14:25,360 Speaker 1: just know, like I know just by the way we kiss, 1331 01:14:25,360 --> 01:14:26,600 Speaker 1: Like if this person and I are going to be 1332 01:14:26,680 --> 01:14:29,799 Speaker 1: sexually compatible, but you didn't think, like when we raced 1333 01:14:29,800 --> 01:14:31,920 Speaker 1: in the forty yard dash, it I would be so 1334 01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:35,600 Speaker 1: fast right until you saw how fast I was. So 1335 01:14:36,040 --> 01:14:41,880 Speaker 1: maybe that's the same thing with clip sucking. It's I 1336 01:14:41,920 --> 01:14:44,080 Speaker 1: don't know. I just don't know that I've ever been 1337 01:14:44,120 --> 01:14:46,040 Speaker 1: able to get it up for someone that I don't 1338 01:14:46,120 --> 01:14:49,439 Speaker 1: have it up for. Can I answer a question, do 1339 01:14:49,479 --> 01:14:53,439 Speaker 1: you think of a guy kisses too softly or like 1340 01:14:53,560 --> 01:14:56,800 Speaker 1: without enough tongue or whatever, then that will put in 1341 01:14:56,840 --> 01:15:01,479 Speaker 1: your brain at the like softly and too much chunk. Yeah, 1342 01:15:01,479 --> 01:15:03,320 Speaker 1: it makes me think that they're probably gonna kiss me 1343 01:15:03,360 --> 01:15:05,599 Speaker 1: down there like that. That's what I'm asking, Like, does 1344 01:15:05,640 --> 01:15:08,519 Speaker 1: a woman think how a man kisses is the way. 1345 01:15:08,680 --> 01:15:10,600 Speaker 1: It's the same thing how a man dances is the 1346 01:15:10,640 --> 01:15:12,840 Speaker 1: way he'll make love. But I think there's probably a 1347 01:15:12,880 --> 01:15:15,280 Speaker 1: lot of great dancers that make up for probably being 1348 01:15:15,280 --> 01:15:18,040 Speaker 1: shitty in bed or maybe No, I don't really think 1349 01:15:18,080 --> 01:15:20,479 Speaker 1: about pussy eating when I'm like kissing someone. It just 1350 01:15:20,600 --> 01:15:23,120 Speaker 1: is the overall vibe of like sex, like I just 1351 01:15:23,200 --> 01:15:25,880 Speaker 1: like a little bit more of a um passionate like 1352 01:15:26,560 --> 01:15:30,400 Speaker 1: and and not like so much tongue right away leads 1353 01:15:30,400 --> 01:15:31,880 Speaker 1: me to believe like they're going to be the kind 1354 01:15:31,880 --> 01:15:33,760 Speaker 1: of person that just like tries to fuck you right 1355 01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:36,439 Speaker 1: away and isn't into like. I don't know if it 1356 01:15:36,479 --> 01:15:39,360 Speaker 1: takes a lot. I don't Anyone who's listening to this 1357 01:15:39,479 --> 01:15:42,559 Speaker 1: and thinking about kissing me someday is probably just like, 1358 01:15:42,600 --> 01:15:46,320 Speaker 1: oh my god, the pressure, Like I gotta learn out 1359 01:15:46,320 --> 01:15:49,679 Speaker 1: of exert pressure. Yeah, just grab my neck a little bit. 1360 01:15:50,120 --> 01:15:54,160 Speaker 1: Just grab my neck a little bit. That's all I'm saying. Okay, 1361 01:15:54,200 --> 01:15:58,479 Speaker 1: one more thing. Um, there is this beam that was 1362 01:15:58,880 --> 01:16:02,560 Speaker 1: circulating that I found on on Reddit hole up h 1363 01:16:02,640 --> 01:16:05,960 Speaker 1: O l u P. And it's just like when it's 1364 01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:07,800 Speaker 1: just things that you are watching and then at the 1365 01:16:07,880 --> 01:16:10,840 Speaker 1: very end you're just like we wait what And this 1366 01:16:10,960 --> 01:16:13,919 Speaker 1: was a picture of a guy talking to his girlfriend 1367 01:16:13,920 --> 01:16:18,280 Speaker 1: on a flight and the girls crying. He's like consoling her. 1368 01:16:18,400 --> 01:16:20,920 Speaker 1: This guy the guy taking pictures, you know, across the 1369 01:16:20,920 --> 01:16:23,200 Speaker 1: aisle from them, and he's just taking picture and he goes, 1370 01:16:23,479 --> 01:16:25,680 Speaker 1: this guy on my flight just told his girlfriend he 1371 01:16:25,720 --> 01:16:27,920 Speaker 1: wouldn't date her if she was a worm, and she 1372 01:16:28,120 --> 01:16:33,759 Speaker 1: is crying. Worm. It's just like one of those things 1373 01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:35,439 Speaker 1: that girls do, like would you take me if I 1374 01:16:35,479 --> 01:16:37,400 Speaker 1: was a worm? And the guy was like no, and 1375 01:16:37,439 --> 01:16:42,120 Speaker 1: she's like what It just made me laugh. That's like 1376 01:16:42,160 --> 01:16:45,759 Speaker 1: one of those test girls give guys love a test 1377 01:16:45,840 --> 01:16:50,080 Speaker 1: when like or like sometimes like Brandon will say something 1378 01:16:50,120 --> 01:16:53,400 Speaker 1: and I'll reaffirm what she says, yeah, and she goes, well, 1379 01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:55,760 Speaker 1: why are you agreeing to that? And I'm like, well you, 1380 01:16:56,240 --> 01:17:00,280 Speaker 1: I'm just backing you up here, like just testing you 1381 01:17:00,400 --> 01:17:03,519 Speaker 1: to see if you like we'll just agree with her blindly. No, 1382 01:17:03,960 --> 01:17:06,680 Speaker 1: it's more like like, oh, I'm not good at this. 1383 01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:08,839 Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, it's not really your thing probably, 1384 01:17:09,280 --> 01:17:13,240 Speaker 1: and she's like wait no, yeah, like something like that, 1385 01:17:13,320 --> 01:17:15,280 Speaker 1: but not well, we all do things like that, like 1386 01:17:15,280 --> 01:17:16,920 Speaker 1: do I look fat in this? Like you know you're 1387 01:17:16,920 --> 01:17:19,720 Speaker 1: looking for someone to say that I don't do that. 1388 01:17:19,840 --> 01:17:22,000 Speaker 1: When is the answer to that? When when a girl 1389 01:17:22,040 --> 01:17:24,920 Speaker 1: does that, when you go, I'm just not good at things, 1390 01:17:24,920 --> 01:17:28,160 Speaker 1: and when you fad thing the fat thing, especially because 1391 01:17:28,200 --> 01:17:31,479 Speaker 1: I think that's the thing, you're crazy, You're you're seriously 1392 01:17:31,600 --> 01:17:33,680 Speaker 1: you have body this morphia. What you were seeing is 1393 01:17:33,680 --> 01:17:35,920 Speaker 1: not what I'm seeing. But also be honest, if she 1394 01:17:35,960 --> 01:17:37,639 Speaker 1: does look fat at it, say I just think it's 1395 01:17:38,120 --> 01:17:39,960 Speaker 1: you look better in a different like you don't have 1396 01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:43,559 Speaker 1: to lie to say that outfit is telling you lies. 1397 01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:46,639 Speaker 1: Try something else, because that that you are not fat 1398 01:17:46,680 --> 01:17:49,679 Speaker 1: and that outfit is just not doing you well. Fast 1399 01:17:49,720 --> 01:17:52,200 Speaker 1: forward to forty outfits on the bed and be like, no, 1400 01:17:52,280 --> 01:17:57,519 Speaker 1: that service bag, who knows what's underneath that? And that 1401 01:17:57,560 --> 01:18:01,120 Speaker 1: one that's the one to go with, okay, And then 1402 01:18:01,120 --> 01:18:03,679 Speaker 1: this is one the last thing. It's just from Reddit, 1403 01:18:04,040 --> 01:18:07,799 Speaker 1: the subreddit cool guides, just like cool like little tips, 1404 01:18:07,800 --> 01:18:11,200 Speaker 1: and this says this is about um two different snakes 1405 01:18:11,200 --> 01:18:13,960 Speaker 1: that look very similar. They're both snakes that are like red, 1406 01:18:14,120 --> 01:18:16,160 Speaker 1: yellow and black striped. I think we've all seen those 1407 01:18:16,200 --> 01:18:18,719 Speaker 1: kinds of snakes. And this is a little mneumonic device 1408 01:18:18,800 --> 01:18:20,720 Speaker 1: to let you know which one you can funk with 1409 01:18:20,760 --> 01:18:23,360 Speaker 1: and which one you shouldn't. So the eastern coral snake 1410 01:18:23,479 --> 01:18:28,559 Speaker 1: is venomous and it says uh, and its lines are uh. 1411 01:18:28,600 --> 01:18:32,719 Speaker 1: It says red touch, yellow kills a fellow, Red touch black, 1412 01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:35,880 Speaker 1: friend of jack. So if the red and the black touch, 1413 01:18:36,080 --> 01:18:38,320 Speaker 1: you can touch that snake. But if the red and 1414 01:18:38,320 --> 01:18:42,120 Speaker 1: the yellow touched, it kills a fellow. I just hated 1415 01:18:42,200 --> 01:18:46,559 Speaker 1: this because just don't touch any snakes. No, well guess. 1416 01:18:46,880 --> 01:18:52,080 Speaker 1: But also yellow is the common denominate. What they're They 1417 01:18:52,120 --> 01:18:55,040 Speaker 1: all have yellow, black, and red. So look at these snakes. 1418 01:18:55,080 --> 01:18:59,320 Speaker 1: They both look very similar to The off one is 1419 01:18:59,360 --> 01:19:02,160 Speaker 1: red touch, hello, kill a fellow, and the second, the 1420 01:19:02,200 --> 01:19:04,840 Speaker 1: bottom one, the red and the yellow do not touch. 1421 01:19:05,120 --> 01:19:08,200 Speaker 1: They're separated by black, and that is wait, a friend 1422 01:19:08,200 --> 01:19:10,439 Speaker 1: of jack, So that means you can touch it. I 1423 01:19:10,520 --> 01:19:14,679 Speaker 1: have seen this fourteen times, said it in my head 1424 01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:17,599 Speaker 1: a number of times, and still today wouldn't know if 1425 01:19:17,640 --> 01:19:19,760 Speaker 1: the snake came in what to fucking do? And I 1426 01:19:19,760 --> 01:19:22,719 Speaker 1: would not remember a little cute seem not pneumonic device. 1427 01:19:23,600 --> 01:19:27,000 Speaker 1: I would just say like lefty lucy, righty tidy, that's 1428 01:19:27,439 --> 01:19:31,080 Speaker 1: scream and get bit yeah, and then your neck will 1429 01:19:31,120 --> 01:19:38,559 Speaker 1: stop hurting all right, Thank you guys, Jeff Kadon, I'll 1430 01:19:38,560 --> 01:19:41,599 Speaker 1: be back tomorrow in St. Louis with Noah and Andrew 1431 01:19:41,680 --> 01:19:46,679 Speaker 1: lots then and we have a live show tomorrow in St. Louis, Missouri. 1432 01:19:46,800 --> 01:19:48,720 Speaker 1: Thank you so much to everyone who's coming out to that. 1433 01:19:48,760 --> 01:19:50,479 Speaker 1: Can't wait to see you. But we will also see 1434 01:19:50,520 --> 01:19:53,960 Speaker 1: you on the podcast tomorrow in person. Um, I'm taking 1435 01:19:53,960 --> 01:19:56,479 Speaker 1: the Red Eye out tonight after my taping, so uh 1436 01:19:56,760 --> 01:20:00,639 Speaker 1: see you then. Don't be cut and I don't Jackie 1437 01:20:00,760 --> 01:20:03,640 Speaker 1: Jane M