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Speaker 1: Elvis durand Elvis durand phone tapping? Scary? What's your phone's

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Speaker 1: up all about?

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Speaker 2: Today?

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Speaker 1: So Joe wants a phone tap his dad.

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Speaker 3: They hired this contractor, Shane to come in and redo

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Speaker 3: the floors in their apartment, and they screwed up the floors,

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Speaker 3: so Shane had to redo them, and then they settled

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Speaker 3: on a final price. So I'm gonna pretend to be

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Speaker 3: Shane and mess with his dad. Joe starts to call.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll hear, oh is this Joe? This is Joe.

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Speaker 3: This is Shane from a hardwood floors. How's everything?

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Speaker 1: We did the.

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Speaker 3: Polyurethane job for you? Yeah, your dad and I agreed

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Speaker 3: that this was a seven hundred dollars job and we've

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Speaker 3: only received three hundred dollars from you.

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Speaker 1: Who is it?

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Speaker 2: Well on a second, but I'm your dad's right here.

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Speaker 2: Hold on, let me on the regular phone on who

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Speaker 2: are you?

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Speaker 1: Oh, how's it going? We spoke in your son's bedroom.

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Speaker 1: It's Shane, Shane.

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Speaker 2: Listen to me. Listen to me, Shane. You said four

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Speaker 2: hundred dollars and I said toe you hop out three?

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Speaker 2: You said okay, well no that that.

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Speaker 3: Was three hundred dollars then and then four hundred later.

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Speaker 2: You want to know something, Go yourself. I don't even

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Speaker 2: like you, all right, go yourself.

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Speaker 1: Who do you think you are?

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Speaker 2: We did a joke yourself, That's who I think I am. Shane,

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Speaker 2: you got big balls. You better get off the jew

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Speaker 2: so whatever you're drinking, all right, I'm a stand up dude.

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Speaker 2: Don't play with me. I'm tired of you, all right.

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Speaker 1: How are you tied of mind when you're the one.

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Speaker 2: Because you came here, all right? You came here like

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Speaker 2: a pret Shane. You see you ain't right, Shane. I

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Speaker 2: would never recommend you to nobody if you were the

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Speaker 2: last person on earth, all right. And you're a rap

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Speaker 2: fasted all right? And your work is sucked and you suck?

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Speaker 3: How that you insulted my secretary? And you're a stand

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Speaker 3: up guy, right I insulting you're a secretary?

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Speaker 2: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 2: I'm insulting you? Your work stinks?

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Speaker 1: Did we or did we not? Thing down?

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Speaker 2: Leave me alone. I had it off for you. I

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Speaker 2: paid you in cash. You know it, and I know it.

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Speaker 2: To cut the now, right, don't call me back. I'm

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Speaker 2: not answering you.

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Speaker 1: A bill for four hundred bucks.

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Speaker 2: Take me to court and you'll close your back.

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Speaker 1: Rick.

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Speaker 2: Wait, listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.

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Speaker 1: You're making me angry, and you're making me angry.

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Speaker 2: Listen.

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Speaker 1: You won't like me when I'm angry.

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Speaker 2: Rent, I paid you in full and well. It did

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Speaker 2: the job and that was it. I'm sorry that things

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Speaker 2: ain't going well in your life.

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Speaker 1: Beat me halfway.

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Speaker 2: No, I can't meet you halfway. There's nothing to me.

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Speaker 2: You understand.

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Speaker 1: I'll do the staircase for one hundred and fifty dollars extra.

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Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no no no. I don't want

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Speaker 2: anything done. You understand. I'm sorry your business is going

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Speaker 2: down the tubes. It's not my foot.

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Speaker 1: I didn't mean to agree on that.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I, Shange.

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Speaker 1: Come on, man, you took advantage of me that day.

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Speaker 2: I did not take advantage you.

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Speaker 1: I was a third coach.

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Speaker 2: You listen to me. Shame Shange, shame, shame Shang.

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Speaker 3: You are pulling a Jedi mind trick on you as

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Speaker 3: to make me agree to it for such a low price.

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Speaker 2: Shane, there's no more money coming out of my it's

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Speaker 2: just not happening.

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Speaker 3: Listen, what if I put you on the radio. I

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Speaker 3: know people in radio for what You've been phone tapped? Rick, No,

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Speaker 3: this is scary.

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Speaker 1: Jones, No, he's not good. Your son's phone tap and you, dude, No,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry to god.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 2: Okay, this guy MutS me crazy, This guy MutS be hush.

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Speaker 2: What's the matter with him?

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Speaker 1: He's hallucinating the Elvis Durant's phone tap