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Speaker 1: They accidentally sent nudes to my brother. But what's surprising

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Speaker 1: was his response, Are we in Alabama?

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Speaker 2: Or sweet how Alabama?

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Speaker 3: So yeah, that happened. I am a twenty four year

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Speaker 3: old female and my brother is twenty seven.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, you're ready for the backstory. I'm ready. Be

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Speaker 1: sure it is a dirty, dirty backstory.

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Speaker 3: Around two years ago, when I first joined read it

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Speaker 3: on my old account, I posted in the NSFW subreddits

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Speaker 3: a lot.

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Speaker 1: I'm fairly confident in my body and don't mind.

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Speaker 3: Showing this sweet thing off every once in a while,

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Speaker 3: like this booty right here.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, spank it, spank it, spreak it good?

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Speaker 4: Uh yeah, ooh?

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Speaker 2: Why did she at least monetize? If you're gonna post

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Speaker 2: your nudes on the internet, use OnlyFans.

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Speaker 1: True the spoken, like a true entrepreneur.

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Speaker 3: Have you gotta post your naked body to the internet,

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Speaker 3: might as well make a few coin from it. I

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Speaker 3: don't just say, let's put a business plan on those titties.

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Speaker 3: That booty ain't shaking money out of it. I don't

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Speaker 3: want to see it.

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Speaker 1: Oooo.

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Speaker 3: Now that I have a boyfriend, however, my tune has

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Speaker 3: changed on the subject matter. I'd post at least twice

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Speaker 3: a day and get a bunch of that steamy messages

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Speaker 3: like probably like oh baby, I love that the way

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Speaker 3: you do that thing, and it's like like they're trying

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Speaker 3: to be all suave.

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Speaker 1: It's honestly probably like if it's red ash, like.

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Speaker 5: Milady, would you please give me a taste of thou breast.

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Speaker 6: Thy milky titty, so sweetest of reminiscence of my mother's

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Speaker 6: buzzum you.

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Speaker 3: Remind me of, which is exactly what I'm looking Mommy, mommy, If.

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Speaker 1: You posted nudes on the internet, what would you want

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Speaker 1: your comments to be?

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Speaker 2: This is a lot of world building right here. If

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Speaker 2: I posted news on the internet, you know I've posted

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Speaker 2: a booty pic here and there.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So when you're posting booty picks on Instagram, what

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Speaker 3: do you want people to say?

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Speaker 6: God, As, I want acknowledgement for what you've been, validation

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Speaker 6: exactly put in the work, put.

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Speaker 5: In the Okay, what if I said, that's a bodacious

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Speaker 5: booty of yours. It looks like two plump peaches picked

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Speaker 5: precisely at their most potential.

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Speaker 3: I would love it if you would allow me to

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Speaker 3: bury my nose deep within your hiness and.

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Speaker 1: On the internet b r b r B.

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Speaker 3: So please send me a kurt and prompt response about

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Speaker 3: whether I can stick my nose deep within those bodacious,

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Speaker 3: beautiful cheeks.

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Speaker 2: That's not the only thing that is gonna stick because

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Speaker 2: he stuck the landing.

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Speaker 3: On the So you want that, I'm gonnamment that, and

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Speaker 3: I'm I'd post twice a day and get a bunch

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Speaker 3: of messages. But one guy kept commenting and messaging me

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Speaker 3: telling me I was sexy, how much you love my body?

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Speaker 1: It gives me a.

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Speaker 2: Little freaked out at that point.

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Speaker 6: What if I had like a stalker, like a super

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Speaker 6: fan of my booty?

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Speaker 1: What you want adoration but only to a point, Only

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Speaker 1: to a point.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't want You don't want people praising that

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Speaker 3: booty day and night.

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Speaker 1: Day and night.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, just like a part time booty praiser.

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Speaker 3: Only the only full time booty praiser is this guy

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Speaker 3: number one boyfriend. For some reason, I kept talking to

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Speaker 3: him and we basically developed a sexual relationship in texts

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Speaker 3: and sexted all the time, but we never showed our faces.

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Speaker 2: Oh boy, I think I know where this is going.

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Speaker 3: He was very nice and sweet to me even when

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Speaker 3: we weren't talking about sex. Keep in mind that I

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Speaker 3: always am very private about my identity because I don't

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Speaker 3: want anyone to blackmail me, which it makes.

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Speaker 2: Sense for sure. For sure, it's why you post nude

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Speaker 2: photos of your beauty on either.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just not in your face. I even made

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Speaker 3: up a name and location as to where I live.

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Speaker 3: I thought it was a bit weird that this guy

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Speaker 3: is very good looking and a ten out of ten

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Speaker 3: simply toads.

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Speaker 1: Okay, wait, what the is that?

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Speaker 4: Suddence?

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Speaker 6: She should revealed to you, and that's where the story goes.

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Speaker 1: We'll see, we'll see. I met your brother, you've met

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Speaker 1: my brother. I don't know if he's your tight.

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Speaker 3: But even if your brother was like male model, you know,

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Speaker 3: like ripped hardcore abs, would you ever say ten out

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Speaker 3: of ten would bang my brother if he wasn't my brother?

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Speaker 6: No, No, I would say all my friends should bang.

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Speaker 3: I feel like that's like would that's that's like saying

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Speaker 3: you'd bang your brother with extra steps. I wouldn't bang

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Speaker 3: my brother, but all of you should bang my brother.

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Speaker 1: I want to live vicariously through you.

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Speaker 2: That's what your sister says about you.

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Speaker 3: Don't break my sister into this, bro Jesus Christ, No,

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Speaker 3: she does not say that. Corot, my God. So you

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Speaker 3: brought it too close to home. We were five. Well,

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Speaker 3: I guess I brought it to you. Right, you're right,

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Speaker 3: you're right, you're right, right, you're right. Fair enough. For

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Speaker 3: his birthday a few months after we met, he sent

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Speaker 3: he wished I was there to suck him off, and

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Speaker 3: asked me and asked me if I liked the new

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Speaker 3: was in the living room downstairs, celebrating my brother's birthday,

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Speaker 3: his twenty fifth one, the same day. He showed me

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Speaker 3: the tattoo he got earlier that day.

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Speaker 1: It was the same.

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Speaker 3: Bathroom, same shower curtains, same hair products, same perfume, same toothbrush,

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Speaker 3: same everything.

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Speaker 1: What do you do?

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Speaker 2: And that you've been sending nudes to your sister?

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Speaker 1: Stop clothes.

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Speaker 3: That's why first of all, I would never send nudes

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Speaker 3: to anyone without a face.

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Speaker 2: First off, anybody without a face, there's a faceless.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, anyone who's face.

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Speaker 3: I need to see that face attached to those nudes

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Speaker 3: or I'm not looking. But I would burn my phone,

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Speaker 3: I would run away. I mean I would say, I

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Speaker 1: I would.

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Speaker 2: I would ghost your sister, is what you're saying.

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Speaker 3: Yes, if I found out I was sexy my sister,

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Speaker 1: What would you do?

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Speaker 2: Die?

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Speaker 1: Not at all?

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Speaker 3: Guys, what do you do? Please tell us? But the

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Speaker 3: thing is, the story isn't over. I was mortified, but

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Speaker 3: I didn't stop. My brother really is a hot guy,

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Speaker 1: So because I.

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Speaker 3: Got a boyfriend, I stopped sexting my brother. He understood,

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Speaker 3: and we went our separate ways, not that far, not

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Speaker 3: that separate. Yeah, I mean, you are related, and you

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Speaker 3: are you see each other fairly frequently. But this isn't

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Speaker 3: This isn't At the end the worst part, I still

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Speaker 2: Ope, you've revealed yourself too far, too far, speechless.

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Speaker 1: But there is a website that would glad take you in.

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Speaker 1: It's called Well.

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Speaker 3: I guess you would know. Maybe not you win. But

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Speaker 3: if it was a stepbro, bro, what are you doing?

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Speaker 6: Stepbro again, we're back to monetizing this. I mean, if

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Speaker 6: you're willing to freck your brother, do you think her

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Speaker 6: a mask.

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Speaker 2: She doesn't post her face, he doesn't post his face.

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Speaker 3: I want to I want to leave. I want to

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Speaker 3: leave self destruct. What would you do if you were

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Speaker 3: sexting your brother? Leave it in the commons below.

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Speaker 1: I'm out of here, bro.

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Speaker 3: I married my best friend to save on taxes, but

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Speaker 3: I accidentally fell in love. The problem is he's straight. Okayop,

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Speaker 3: this is OKAYOP. I'm Samuel Donner and I'm John and

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Speaker 3: we read the funniest stories on the internet. And John,

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Speaker 3: have you ever had like that conversation with a friend

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Speaker 3: where it's just like, hey, from out of the country,

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Speaker 3: would love to stay in the US. But there's only

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Speaker 3: one way that I can stay.

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Speaker 4: I've had some international friends. That is an offer I

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Speaker 3: I've never received the offer, and I've never really been

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Speaker 1: Take one for the team so the team can stay together.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, did green card weddings? They they happen not

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Speaker 3: just joh just for people to stay in in in

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Speaker 3: the US, but also just for tax purposes, like you

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Speaker 3: can save a ton on Taxi one hundred.

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Speaker 4: It also makes some great content on ninety Day Fiance Fantastic.

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Speaker 3: Dude, Like, like, does anyone think everyone knows those relationships

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Speaker 3: are a sham?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 4: They do, But that's the point. The beauty of it

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Speaker 4: is we all know they're a sham. The people in

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Speaker 1: And I feel like you said, the fiances. No, they

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Speaker 4: The men who are like trying to get women from

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they believe it's real, but they overseas people are like, yo,

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Speaker 3: I'm just trying to get that green card in that

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Speaker 3: bag green card.

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Speaker 4: There's literally one case of someone who is literally only

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Speaker 4: messaging someone from Ukraine. Maybe they've seen a few pictures,

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Speaker 4: but I think it might have been just one pictures

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Speaker 4: for eight years, been to Ukraine multiple times, and they

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Speaker 4: met up. But he will not give up.

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Speaker 1: Eight years, years.

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Speaker 4: And one hundred thousand dollars gone. Wow, I told you

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Speaker 4: it made some good content.

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Speaker 3: Holy well, that just blew my mind, and hopefully the

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Speaker 3: story will blow your mind because it covers a very

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Speaker 1: It does.

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Speaker 3: I married my best friend to save on taxes, but

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Speaker 1: The problem is he's straight.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that seems like it would propose some issues in

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Speaker 1: Some issues.

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Speaker 2: Let's go jeez, everybody's a comedian.

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Speaker 3: Me twenty one mail and my best friend's brother twenty five.

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Speaker 3: Mail were roommates in an expensive southern California home.

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Speaker 1: At the time.

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Speaker 3: I was still doing my undergrad and my buddy was

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Speaker 1: He was extremely.

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Speaker 3: Bright, sociable, so he ended up causing some engineering firms

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Speaker 3: tax numbers. And he's willing to pay her fifteen hundred

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Speaker 4: Hey, that's a pretty penny.

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Speaker 5: Penny, kennyny bro, that's so cash month.

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Speaker 4: That is you can pick work that you want to

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Speaker 4: do with that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's rent.

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Speaker 4: Baby. You no longer have to work for money. You

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Speaker 1: That's rent. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I took this opportunity to jokingly say, marry me. I'd

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Speaker 3: happily take one thousand dollars. Gay marriage was legal in California,

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Speaker 3: and I said I wouldn't mind. After contemplating for a

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Speaker 1: We were married.

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Speaker 3: I ended with one thousand dollars a month and rent free. Wow,

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Speaker 3: he got a huge tax reduction and so is a

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Speaker 3: win win for both parties.

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Speaker 4: That is incredible.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, this is a great This is a great deal.

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Speaker 1: During this whole.

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Speaker 3: Marriage, about three to four years, we got to know

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Speaker 3: to know know each other. He was extremely smart. We

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Speaker 3: were both anime nerds, PC enthusiasts, great gamers, and former

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Speaker 3: was pretty cute. Unbeknownst to him, I was by and

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Speaker 3: I fell in love with him.

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Speaker 4: Oh this can and will? Oh God, like, I wonder

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Speaker 4: if it crossed Op's mind like that was a possibility

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Speaker 4: going into it. He probably already knew Okay, I clicked

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Speaker 4: You know, you think he would maybe be like, should

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Speaker 4: I do this? Given that you mean?

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Speaker 1: Op or Op?

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Speaker 4: It's like, what about the possibilities of me actually falling

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: If you think you're going to fall in love before

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Speaker 3: you fall in love, you know that's true. I think

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Speaker 3: he's just thinking, like, damn, that's a bag. Yeah, you know, fifteen.

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Speaker 1: Hundred dollars a month, I'll marry a man for that.

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Speaker 3: Man and I are getting married for tax purposes now

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Speaker 3: that we have a company together.

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Speaker 4: Yes.

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Speaker 3: The thing is he was straight, and telling him would

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Speaker 3: be really awkward and may even destroy our friendship in

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Speaker 3: mutual agreement. So I kept it going for as long

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Speaker 1: Weed in indie video.

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Speaker 6: Games is a recipe for disaster.

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Speaker 3: I love the third one indie video games. My husband

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Speaker 3: cool as hell. They eventually reached the point of decide

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Speaker 3: got divorced. My heart was shattered. Of course, I was

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Speaker 3: happy for them, but sad for myself. So I went

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Speaker 3: it helped tremendously with reorganizing my feelings and finding out

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Speaker 3: I fell in love with the thought of my friend.

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Speaker 3: I'm now happily married to a woman who was a

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Speaker 4: that one. Like, that's a great story. I love, we

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Speaker 4: have tax savings, we have love lost, love found.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty great, and it's pretty funny because one

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