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<v Speaker 1>Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio, the George

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<v Speaker 1>Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong and Joke.

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<v Speaker 2>Kaddy Armstrong and Jackie and Key arms Range, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>This is my favorite comment, my favorite jokey comment on Twitter.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't believe the United States is about to invade Gaza,

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<v Speaker 3>but our government has zero dollars to put any transgender

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<v Speaker 3>musicals there.

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<v Speaker 1>That's hilarious. Wow, love, that's good. I know, live from

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<v Speaker 1>studio scene, see save your dimly lit room be put

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<v Speaker 1>in the bowels of the Armstrong in getting communications compounds,

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<v Speaker 1>they were in the two ledge our general manager Cooh,

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<v Speaker 1>my real estate agent. We are this close to getting

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<v Speaker 1>me a beautiful beach front estate in Gaza, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>really excited about it. Wow. Just beautiful views and everything.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a bit of a rubble we're just working through.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's going to clear the rubble? But it is exciting.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's my favorite.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even know who this person is, but here's

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<v Speaker 3>my favorite comment that I can't believe is not.

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<v Speaker 1>Before we go much further, there probably are people who

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<v Speaker 1>had busy evenings, they have lives.

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<v Speaker 3>You're listening to it and you haven't heard I can't.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't have time for people like you. You've got

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<v Speaker 3>to stay in two. You got to stay plugged in.

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<v Speaker 3>Stay plugged in people. You need to be on your

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<v Speaker 3>phone all the time. You need to sleep with your

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<v Speaker 3>phone in your hand. Maybe set your alarm, wake up

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<v Speaker 3>every hour and check what the latest Twitter threat is.

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<v Speaker 1>Go to trending, folks. He's insane, he's a monster. Imagine

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<v Speaker 1>working with him. See if you can pick up from

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<v Speaker 1>the context what we're talking about. If you don't know yet,

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<v Speaker 1>it'll be fun to play along it.

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<v Speaker 3>So I like this, and I'm amazed that this isn't happening,

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<v Speaker 3>having watched Fox this morning where they're chuckling NonStop, and

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<v Speaker 3>watching MSNBC where they're practically crying. I mean, we're back

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<v Speaker 3>to the old days of you take him literally but

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<v Speaker 3>not seriously, or seriously but not literally. I mean, we're

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<v Speaker 3>one hundred percent there. But anyway, this person I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know who they are, but I thought this was really good.

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<v Speaker 3>I generally don't understand how you don't all understand this yet.

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<v Speaker 3>He makes an enormous ask or takes an enormous shocking position,

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<v Speaker 3>the negotiates down to a moderate total victory. Gets everything

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<v Speaker 3>he wants and keeps doing it, and everybody keeps freaking out.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm assuming we'll find out what the Gaza things all

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<v Speaker 1>about in the next twenty four hours or so. Reacting

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<v Speaker 1>to the first gesture and some kind of deal we

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<v Speaker 1>clearly know nothing about, would be pretty silly. Given this

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<v Speaker 1>is like our fifth or sixth rodeo since last Monday.

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<v Speaker 1>That's well crafted. Yeah, this is our fifth or sixth

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<v Speaker 1>rodeo since last Monday. Is exactly right the present and

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<v Speaker 1>having in an offhand manner at a press conference said

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<v Speaker 1>we ought to take over the Gaza Strip, us ought

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<v Speaker 1>to run the place. Everybody's freaking out in the manner

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<v Speaker 1>described here's my prediction. And I will bet you remember

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<v Speaker 1>how I bet my thumbs to Ian Bremmer in one

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<v Speaker 1>but he did not. I can't remember what he was

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<v Speaker 1>going to pay off and he never did. The chiseler. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>I will bet my left arm that in roughly five

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<v Speaker 1>years it'll go something like this. This is a reverse Gladys,

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<v Speaker 1>this is into the future. Hey, you remember when Trump

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<v Speaker 1>said that we ought to like take over the Gaza Strip. Oh, right,

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<v Speaker 1>at the press conference. That's right, hilarious.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I commented on this one at the time. This

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<v Speaker 3>was back when he was running. In twenty fifteen, he

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<v Speaker 3>made an announcement at one of his stops to boycott Apple,

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<v Speaker 3>which at that point was the most valuable company in

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<v Speaker 3>the world, obviously an American company, and he said, We're

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<v Speaker 3>going to buy everyone, to boycott Apple. It barely made

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<v Speaker 3>the news. It was never mentioned again. I mean, that

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<v Speaker 3>would be an enormous deal, obviously.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh shock.

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<v Speaker 3>You go back years earlier, the candidate for one of

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<v Speaker 3>the major parties announcing that. You know, if Carter had

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<v Speaker 3>said boycott GM I want all Democrats, that would have

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<v Speaker 3>been the biggest news story in America.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah. And to make grand pronouncements like this

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<v Speaker 1>is so strange, and so I'll just say a typical

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<v Speaker 1>of any other president. On the other hand, I've been

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<v Speaker 1>doing a bit of reading about the Panama Canal situation

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<v Speaker 1>and the idea that we're going to retake the canal

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<v Speaker 1>if necessary by force. It's just a crazy thing to

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<v Speaker 1>say in the context of like every other president. But

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<v Speaker 1>there are serious issues about Chinese incursion into places and

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<v Speaker 1>things where they could have shut down the canal, they

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<v Speaker 1>could run the canal, and the way it kind of

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<v Speaker 1>got there inch by inch by inch. I mean, it's

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<v Speaker 1>the boiling frog in terms of the Chinese control of

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<v Speaker 1>the canal, and it was to a point that was

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<v Speaker 1>completely unacceptable. And you know, the more I learn about it,

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<v Speaker 1>the more I'm convinced of that. And Trump went in

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<v Speaker 1>with his big We're just going to take it over,

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<v Speaker 1>and even I said that would be like a decade

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<v Speaker 1>long guerrilla war. We don't want that. But no, he's

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<v Speaker 1>just making the point very very strongly to the Panamanians. Hey, look,

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<v Speaker 1>this has gone way too far. We need to talk seriously,

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<v Speaker 1>and we did, and it's moving in a great direction.

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<v Speaker 3>So uh, I was reading my favorite political newsletter today

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<v Speaker 3>in which she pointed out that Trump made all kinds

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<v Speaker 3>of news yesterday other than this that is getting obliterated.

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<v Speaker 3>He did his thing where he signs executive orders and

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<v Speaker 3>takes questions and just rambles while he does it and

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<v Speaker 3>says things, and as the newsletter said, he answered more

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<v Speaker 3>questions yesterday than Joe Biden did in six months.

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<v Speaker 1>It's no credit for that. But he mentioned that.

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<v Speaker 3>He has a standing order that he signed that if

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<v Speaker 3>he is assassinated by Iran, we will obliterate the country.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I think that'd make the news. I mean, that's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of a thing to say. It might be the

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<v Speaker 1>Trump post mortem dead hand eating it's he's known. Yeah, yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I know I reacted to that, right. You react to

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<v Speaker 1>it initially with your uh normal president, Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 1>What then you're oh, that's right? Is Trump okay? All right? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I get it anyway, So he's just trying to tell

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<v Speaker 1>him it would be a very very bad idea. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>So what do you think of the whole.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh mainstream media freaking out about all these things.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's genuine to a certain extent.

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<v Speaker 3>There's also you know, they're trying to get ratings, and

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<v Speaker 3>their viewers want to freak out. They want to get

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<v Speaker 3>up every day and say, oh my god, what did

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<v Speaker 3>he do today? I know I personally have no people

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<v Speaker 3>like that. First first Trump term. That was like, they

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<v Speaker 3>get up every day, what did he do?

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<v Speaker 1>Now? It was just part of their life. It gave

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<v Speaker 1>him energy. Yeah, absolutely true. Yeah, it reinforced their tribal

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<v Speaker 1>loyalties and enthusiasms. So the media complained to that, but

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<v Speaker 1>they seem to be completely serious about it. Yeah, they do.

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<v Speaker 1>I think partly we're gonna have a US troops in

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<v Speaker 1>Gaza holding that land. Not a freaking chance. Probably right

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<v Speaker 1>after the Super Bowl, but they talked about it for

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<v Speaker 1>a full half hour on the MSNBC show.

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<v Speaker 3>I was watching last night what it would be like

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<v Speaker 3>having troops there and how difficult that would be, And.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you talking about? He is the only thing

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<v Speaker 1>keeping those stations alive. I suppose I should throw this in.

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<v Speaker 3>On the other hand, I suppose it's not crazy if

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<v Speaker 3>the President of the United States said something to take

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<v Speaker 3>him at his word exactly, which brings me, brings us to.

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<v Speaker 1>The point I wanted to make, and I sympathize somewhat

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<v Speaker 1>with with like straight meat guys reporters, I as a

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<v Speaker 1>something quasi commentator, humorist, I can get over this a

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<v Speaker 1>lot more easily than they can. The idea that, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>we have a president who says crazy stuff that we

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<v Speaker 1>don't need to take seriously or literally, We just need

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<v Speaker 1>to take it directionally. That's very hard for journalists to

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<v Speaker 1>do because they have been trained, they have lived their

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<v Speaker 1>entire lives to not only take presidents of the United

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<v Speaker 1>States quite literally, but to look for hints and words,

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<v Speaker 1>be to behind the words you know, the reading between

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<v Speaker 1>the lines and then taking those tiny little hints completely seriously.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the opposite. It's like you go from being nearsighted

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<v Speaker 1>to far sided with Trump. They got to say, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>he's talking about taking over Gaza. Of course nobody could.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody would want to do that. That's ridiculous, and relocating

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<v Speaker 1>all the Palestinians would never happen, none of the countries

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<v Speaker 1>around there. So Trump, it's either wildly ignorant of the situation.

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<v Speaker 1>It's given the work on the Abraham Accords that kind

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<v Speaker 1>of doubt, although he does have huge blind spots. But

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<v Speaker 1>so he's either wildly insanely ignorant, or he's sending a

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<v Speaker 1>signal of which way stuff ought to go. I'll tell

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<v Speaker 1>you what the signal is.

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<v Speaker 3>I think, to be perfectly serious for a moment, I

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<v Speaker 3>think the signal is to hey, Egypt, Hey Jordan, Hey

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<v Speaker 3>other countries around there. You need to start helping on

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<v Speaker 3>this situation and being willing to take in Palestinians, or

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to make a mess for you. Because that

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<v Speaker 3>has been the underreported story of the entire Palestinian thing,

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<v Speaker 3>going back to when I was a tiny kid. Is

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<v Speaker 3>the media never talks about how, hey there's a bunch

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<v Speaker 3>of Arab countries around there.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't love Pala countries, Muslim countries around there. They

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<v Speaker 1>don't let Palestinians in. They have a couple of times,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's caused revolution and death and blood in their countries.

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<v Speaker 1>As one of the points I was going to make later,

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<v Speaker 1>but let's make it no is you know what the

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<v Speaker 1>problem is with the Palestinian territories, the Palestinians and their

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<v Speaker 1>leadership and their ninth century Islam and their hatred of Jews.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the issue. You get rid of that. They live

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<v Speaker 1>in peace, harmony and wealth, wealth folks, not just no

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<v Speaker 1>bombs falling on their heads. Wealth. If they could forget

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<v Speaker 1>about their Mohammed directed loathing of the Jews, they'd be great.

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<v Speaker 1>Back to the funny part. So when watching Benjamin Netanyahu

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<v Speaker 1>stand there, I have no idea how much of that

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<v Speaker 1>he was giving a heads up on or not, but

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<v Speaker 1>I mean he was standing there at that press conference

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<v Speaker 1>next to Trump when Trump's so Uncomfortab drops the United

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<v Speaker 1>States is gonna take over Gaza and yeah, we'll send

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<v Speaker 1>troops if we have to.

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<v Speaker 3>Where the Palastini is gonna go I don't know, somewhere else,

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<v Speaker 3>we'll we'll find him another spottle In and benjama I

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<v Speaker 3>was just smiling and got of nodding along.

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<v Speaker 1>And then when he gets asked questions he says things like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Trump mixes things up and uh, you know, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you have to consider these things. I mean, he allows

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<v Speaker 1>an opportunity to think about things or phrases like that.

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<v Speaker 1>On that score, I have the official White House statement

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<v Speaker 1>on the proposal and all the people praising it. It

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<v Speaker 1>is strange and hilarious. They're taking it serious, literally seriously

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<v Speaker 1>while trolling everybody half serious. It's it's we're through the

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<v Speaker 1>looking glass of presidential communications here. Yeah, it's seems like it.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, if you watch the news last night in

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<v Speaker 3>this morning, it seems like a really big news cycle.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it is. I mean it really it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's uh, it's just another step in the whole

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<v Speaker 1>world to a new world. Or Trump's a new guy

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<v Speaker 1>that just a new way to follow things where he

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<v Speaker 1>says wild things but he means something else. Just yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's akin to And I was just reading about how

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<v Speaker 1>the administration's doing wonderful things planning on doing just awe

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<v Speaker 1>inspiring stuff on school choice. That just gladdens my heart.

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<v Speaker 1>For all all of his flaws, the other guys weren't

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<v Speaker 1>doing this. It's as if Trump said, We're gonna fire

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<v Speaker 1>every school teacher in America. That's the only way to

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<v Speaker 1>clean out the system. That's the way to start fresh

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<v Speaker 1>with government schools. We're gonna fire every teacher in America.

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<v Speaker 1>That is a signal. You beaches think I'm playing. You

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<v Speaker 1>think I'm Bush over here. You think he Jeff I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not Joe Bucha I am. You think I'm playing about

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<v Speaker 1>reforming schools. He here's a little shot across your bow.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's start to show officially we're running out of time.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm Jack Armstrong. He's Joe Getty with a funny clip

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<v Speaker 3>from the press conference. Yes today, Uh where Armstrong and Giddy?

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<v Speaker 1>What is it?

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<v Speaker 3>It's Wednesday, February fifty or twenty twenty five. We're Armstrong

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<v Speaker 3>in Getty and we approve of this program.

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<v Speaker 1>When Mike Gasa House is built, I'm gonna learn to surf.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just decided New Year's resolution. All right, here we

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<v Speaker 1>go officially according to FCC rules regulations at Mark Honey

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<v Speaker 1>comment about and what's your future plan for I have

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<v Speaker 1>a little hard time understanding Q. Where are you from?

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<v Speaker 2>Actually it's a beautiful voice and a beautiful accent.

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<v Speaker 1>The only problem is I can't understand the word you're saying.

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<v Speaker 1>But I just say this, good luck, living piece. Go ahead,

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<v Speaker 1>this you go. I can't understand you, but good luck,

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<v Speaker 1>good luck, living piece. What's hilarious? Yeah, I have a

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<v Speaker 1>lovely voice, but I can't understand you, so I can't

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<v Speaker 1>understand it works good say. I kind of deal with

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<v Speaker 1>that that way myself. How does mailbag look? It's too

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<v Speaker 1>bad too, because it was a great question, but it's outstanding.

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<v Speaker 1>We may have to squeeze it in later. Oh boy, jeeze,

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<v Speaker 1>things are already out of control. Six pound shoe, a

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<v Speaker 1>five pound bag. Stay tuned, getty. Oh thank god. The

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<v Speaker 1>US Postal.

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<v Speaker 3>Service just said it will resume accepting parcels from China.

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<v Speaker 1>If you got that alert yesterday last.

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<v Speaker 3>Night that they canceled and I had, I got a

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<v Speaker 3>bunch of Fortune cookies on the way and I need them.

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<v Speaker 1>What was that like twelve hours? Yeah, policy existed. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I know. Here's your freedom loving quote of the day.

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<v Speaker 1>Our series on change, Victor Hugo. Change your opinions, keep

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<v Speaker 1>to your principles, change your leaves, keep intact your.

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<v Speaker 3>Roots, change your leaves, keep intact your roots. In metaphor

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<v Speaker 3>from a writer, Yeah, old Victor.

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<v Speaker 1>Hugo knew his way around a sentence. Ehh, that's a

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<v Speaker 1>thought provoking one. That's why I liked it so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Change your opinions, but keep to your principles that does exist.

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<v Speaker 1>Change your leaves, keep intact your roots. Think about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Mail bag woo, let's see drops a note mail bag

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<v Speaker 1>at Armstrong and Giddy dot com. This is from John

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<v Speaker 1>with no age. Sorry they got to you. Your tortured

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<v Speaker 1>in our two of Today's show Yesterday is funny and

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<v Speaker 1>a little sad. He's talking about when I was discussing

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<v Speaker 1>the gender bending Madness movie Emilia Perez. Oh more news

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<v Speaker 1>on that. Yeah, I saw that Hollywood has beclowned itself

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<v Speaker 1>beyond all the clown mins. This is a beautiful thing anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>But he says it was funny and a little sad.

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<v Speaker 1>Not long ago, you had vowed many times not to

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<v Speaker 1>call a man or woman. I guess someone had big

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<v Speaker 1>enough leverage to drag that out of you. Whatendolences? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I love it when listeners try to shame us. First

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<v Speaker 1>of all, unless that was tongue in cheek, I really

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<v Speaker 1>don't like you and we can never be friends. Low

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<v Speaker 1>level trolling. I think so too. The problem I ran

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<v Speaker 1>to us I was trying to describe who was doing

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<v Speaker 1>what in a scene involving bunch of transgender people, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to get it through my head. This

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<v Speaker 1>will be completely unfollowable no matter how I discribe it. Anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Moving along, David on the topic of China taking over

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<v Speaker 1>the United States. She is really gonna be disappointed when

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<v Speaker 1>he takes over the US and enslaves the Americans and

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<v Speaker 1>finds out they won't do farm labor, clean motel rooms,

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<v Speaker 1>or work in slaughterhouses. It's just too beneath them. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. She's in pang. We're very lazy and entitled here.

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<v Speaker 3>But in China to take to take all the fun

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<v Speaker 3>out of it, which is what I do. But in

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<v Speaker 3>China they would starve you until you work, because that's

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<v Speaker 3>the way they roll as the Communist Chinese Party exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, ah, and it works. Another Jay in San Jose writes,

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<v Speaker 1>Musk's in charge. Lol, Dems now think Musk is taking

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<v Speaker 1>over the government from Hitler, the fascist dictator. Well wait

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<v Speaker 1>a minute, let's count the number of dictator fascists who

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<v Speaker 1>willingly gave up all their power. I'll wait, they wanted

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<v Speaker 1>both ways. Maybe we can call them by democrats. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I get his point. Though, he's Hitler, he's

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<v Speaker 1>a fascist. He's willingly giving up all of his power,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's worse. Man. There are a bunch of stories

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<v Speaker 1>to update you on.

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<v Speaker 3>And then obviously we're sending our troops to Gaza to

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<v Speaker 3>take that piece of blend as MAGA had promised, getting

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<v Speaker 3>involved in more Middle Eastern wars.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's not a long, long term Yes, that was

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<v Speaker 1>part of the promise.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not going to happen. It'll never even come close

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<v Speaker 3>to happening, so don't worry about it.

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<v Speaker 1>More news on the way stay here if you miss

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<v Speaker 1>a segment, get the podcast. Armstrong and Getty.

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<v Speaker 4>The FBI searching this pawn shop in Manhattan's Diamond District,

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<v Speaker 4>where they say they track some of the luxury items

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<v Speaker 4>stolen in a rash of recent burglaries at the homes

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<v Speaker 4>of professional athletes, including Cincinnati Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow. Two

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<v Speaker 4>men are under arrest, charged with brokering the sale of watches, jewelry,

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<v Speaker 4>and handbags that prosecutors say were stolen by South American

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<v Speaker 4>gangs targeting athletes and other wealthy homeowners across the country

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<v Speaker 4>for nearly five years. Authority say Dimitri Nazinski and Juan

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<v Speaker 4>Vollar were the middlemen, buying the loot from the burglary

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<v Speaker 4>and then selling it at their pawn shop. Officers and

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<v Speaker 4>agents raiding the place, they say they sees dozens of

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<v Speaker 4>high end watches and pieces.

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<v Speaker 1>Of jewelry Gee a pawn shop that specializes in NFL

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<v Speaker 1>Stars stuff. I hope there aren't any others, and if

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<v Speaker 1>there are, I hope somebody will send me the address.

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<v Speaker 1>That had to be a good store.

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<v Speaker 3>So much thievery going on over the last couple of

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<v Speaker 3>years by by all kinds of people, including plenty of

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<v Speaker 3>US citizens as we made crime legal.

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<v Speaker 1>But I've been umb because George Floyd died.

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<v Speaker 3>I was thinking about buying the Apple Vision pro I

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<v Speaker 3>mentioned this a while back, a couple of weeks ago,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm on Facebook marketplace looking for a used one.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a high number of Apple watches, the expensive headphones

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<v Speaker 3>that I have the Apple Vision Pro unopened in boxes

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<v Speaker 3>for sale at Like, what is that?

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<v Speaker 1>Are those all day? They fill off the back of

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<v Speaker 1>a truck. What's going on there? It's got to be,

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't it gotta be? Yeah, Apple doesn't discount like that. No,

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<v Speaker 1>uh yeah, that's gotta be stolen stuff I want.

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<v Speaker 3>And you know, I've I've always wondered, you know, when

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<v Speaker 3>people clear off those shelves of stuff, whether it's an

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<v Speaker 3>Apple store or Walgreens, where are they selling this stuff?

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<v Speaker 1>Well? I guess some point christ Tim Cook doesn't have

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<v Speaker 1>a team of people who just go through those ads

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<v Speaker 1>every single day, and then a private army right of

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<v Speaker 1>thugs that he's hired from around the globe to go

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<v Speaker 1>in ext you know, East German Stazi or whatever, the

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<v Speaker 1>storm into places and get their stuff back and crack

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<v Speaker 1>some heads.

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<v Speaker 3>You're shooting between the eyes with the Cupertino death ray.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, what I thought? That just ruins my battery life

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<v Speaker 1>and kills people too. Wow. So anyway back to the

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<v Speaker 1>idea of Venezuelan gang members perpetrating crime waves and it's

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<v Speaker 1>not them, it's the Chileans and whatever. And as Jack

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<v Speaker 1>makes the point, there's plenty of domesticated criminals who have

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<v Speaker 1>been setting the message from progressives that it's fine and dandy.

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<v Speaker 1>But if I might blow aside the smoke of the

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<v Speaker 1>Trump Gaza stuff for the moment, and we'll go big

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<v Speaker 1>on it next hour and play you some the tape

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<v Speaker 1>from the press conference, because it was it was like

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<v Speaker 1>satisfying on every level. It was are you serious and important?

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<v Speaker 1>It was bizarre, it was hilarious, it was thought provoking.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like a like one of those seven layer cakes. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>our Secretary of State actually used the phrase. I was

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<v Speaker 1>trying to find it to make sure I can get

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<v Speaker 1>it wrong, but I'm pretty sure this right. He actually

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<v Speaker 1>used the phrase make Gaza great again. Yes, yes, exactly, Marco,

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<v Speaker 1>showing that he is fully on board with the Trump method,

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<v Speaker 1>which I think is going to be good. I hope. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>some more statements to that effect next hour as well.

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<v Speaker 1>The White House put out pages of people, many of

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<v Speaker 1>whose names you know, from foreign policy, senators, whatever, congressman

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<v Speaker 1>saying this is a great idea. I love this idea,

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<v Speaker 1>So stay tuned. But anyway, we're going to clear the

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<v Speaker 1>smoke of that way and talk about something seriously important

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<v Speaker 1>that is one of the many stories Jack reference that

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<v Speaker 1>are getting covered up with the oh my god, can

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<v Speaker 1>you believe he said that bluster, which never seems to

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<v Speaker 1>get old on the left, and that is Trump wants

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<v Speaker 1>to add the Mexican cartels. I always want to call

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<v Speaker 1>them drug cartels, but they're giant criminal syndicates that do

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of different crimes. Anyway, he wants to add

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<v Speaker 1>them to a list of terrorist groups that include the

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<v Speaker 1>likes of al Qaeda and Hamas the White House laid

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<v Speaker 1>out the executive order actually last month, it's going to

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<v Speaker 1>increase pressure on the cartels by directing more money to

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<v Speaker 1>intelligence gathering. And departing from the text of the article here,

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<v Speaker 1>the stuff going on in the shakeup in the CIA

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<v Speaker 1>is really interesting too, and that the new director wants

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<v Speaker 1>to devote significant time and energy of the CIA to

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<v Speaker 1>penetrating the cartels. The reasoning being there a direct and

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<v Speaker 1>imminent threat to the lives and happiness of America and

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<v Speaker 1>its citizens. So what they're off bounds, out of bounds

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<v Speaker 1>just because they operate in Mexico, which is putatively an

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<v Speaker 1>ally Anyway, I think it's a great move. It could

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<v Speaker 1>also lead the groundwork for going after cartel financiers and

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<v Speaker 1>allied businesses, and for unilateral US military actions such as

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<v Speaker 1>drone strikes on drug labs. According to officials and security experts,

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<v Speaker 1>We've talked about this in the past. See when the

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<v Speaker 1>CIA gets empowered to actually like do the taking out

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<v Speaker 1>of the drug labs, things can get a little crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't mind a little bit of it. But

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<v Speaker 1>that risks straining ties with Mexico. Jack thoughts, ah good

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<v Speaker 1>straining ties with Mexico. Whatever. The two countries are in

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<v Speaker 1>a delicate, indelicate talks overending drug smug in migration to

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<v Speaker 1>avoid a trade war. I don't think it's that delicate

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<v Speaker 1>a talk from our point of view. I think Mexico's

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<v Speaker 1>in terrible trouble. We talked about this yesterday towards the

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<v Speaker 1>end of the show. How President Shinbaum reacted with horror?

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<v Speaker 1>How dare you slander saying that the Mexican government is

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<v Speaker 1>in bed with the cartels. I would say the most

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<v Speaker 1>innocent description I can give you of the relationship, the

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<v Speaker 1>most innocent. Now it's too innocent. I'll go aheadhead, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>say it anyway. Mexico, legitimate Mexico is in a situation

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<v Speaker 1>that is very much like the Israelis surrounded by Hamas

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<v Speaker 1>and Hezbolah and other militant Palestinian and Iranian BacT factions.

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<v Speaker 1>At times like prior to October seventh, they had this

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<v Speaker 1>uneasy truce going on. All right, we're not going to

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<v Speaker 1>slaughter yours. You're not going to slaughter ours. Everybody keep cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe we can live side by side. But then it

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<v Speaker 1>always goes to blowy just because it's not a relationship

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<v Speaker 1>that can work, and then you're back to open warfare.

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<v Speaker 1>The difference being Gaza or I'm sorry that Gaza, Hamas

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<v Speaker 1>and Hezbollah haven't like deeply penetrated Israeli politics and Israeli

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<v Speaker 1>politicians and mayors and governors and maybe even up to

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<v Speaker 1>Nettnya who himself like is happening in Mexico.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, part of the deal Trump's deal with the to

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<v Speaker 3>end the tariff standoff at the other day was Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>they're gonna put ten thousand troops on the border and

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<v Speaker 3>try to stop ventanyl from getting across. We're gonna try

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<v Speaker 3>to help stop guns from crossing down into there.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that a big thing?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, do we are there a lot of guns

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<v Speaker 3>that go from the United States and New Mexico.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have any sense of that. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, it's huge, huge. I mean, it's just so

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<v Speaker 1>easy to get guns here illegally and illegally, and then

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<v Speaker 1>you just bring them across the border because, as you know,

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<v Speaker 1>having gone for from the US to Mexico and nobody

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<v Speaker 1>gives a crap which you bring in.

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<v Speaker 3>To Mexico, right, I just buy man, that's a dicey job.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a dicey way to make a living, going down

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<v Speaker 3>there and hooking up with cartel people and selling them guns.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, I would watch my whatever the Spanish word

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<v Speaker 1>for back is at all times. But if you're providing

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<v Speaker 1>a service, you know they'll they'll be here for your

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<v Speaker 1>buddy for now told they're not, Yeah, no kidding, But anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>So the beauty of this is that, especially with the

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<v Speaker 1>help of the CIA, if you could really nail down

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<v Speaker 1>where the money goes. I've told this story before, but

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<v Speaker 1>got word that the CIA was on campus when I

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<v Speaker 1>was in college and I was a I was a

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<v Speaker 1>student of foreign governments and government systems and foreign relations

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff like that, and I thought, Wow, the CIA.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, maybe that's my path. And I looked

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<v Speaker 1>into it, and they're like, only accounting majors all we

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<v Speaker 1>want our accountants. It was like, what anyway, Ah, if

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<v Speaker 1>you can unleash the CIA's accountants figuring out where do

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<v Speaker 1>all the dollars flow from and to with the Mexican

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<v Speaker 1>drug cartels and anybody who's involved with that, you are

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<v Speaker 1>aiding and abetting a terrorist organization, and we are gonna

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<v Speaker 1>shut you down. That has an effect. That's what I

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<v Speaker 1>love this.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what Jason Bateman was doing for the cartel in Ozark.

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<v Speaker 3>He was the accountant that was figuring out a way

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<v Speaker 3>to launder the money and hide it and all that

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<v Speaker 3>sort of stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, it's all right while while trying to maintain an

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<v Speaker 1>uneasy marriage and and his adolescent kids, who are a

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<v Speaker 1>teenager writes a passage teenagers, Are they difficult or what? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>They're hard as hell. You got the cartel over here,

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<v Speaker 1>you got your bitchy daughter over there. It's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>my god, give me a break. They're so spoiled the

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<v Speaker 1>field base, they're so entitled, right, the cartels are the kids?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you entire the kids? Now? I gotta go deal

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<v Speaker 1>with the cartels again, right exactly, will probably kill me

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<v Speaker 1>soon any moment now. So anyway, that's a huge move

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<v Speaker 1>and important move both for Mexico and the US, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's getting over shadowed by some of the other USA

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<v Speaker 1>We're not gonna be able to cure AIDS anymore. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think we will. I think it'll be fine.

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<v Speaker 3>I've mentioned no wine February that I'm trying to do.

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<v Speaker 3>It's very very difficult, dry January, not drinking alcohol, very simple,

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<v Speaker 3>no wine February as in w hi.

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<v Speaker 1>Any No whining is hard for me. But I was

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<v Speaker 1>thinking this yesterday because somebody told me about their teenagers.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it might be better if more parents whined

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<v Speaker 1>about their teenagers, so all the other parents are dealing

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<v Speaker 1>with their teenagers can think, oh, okay, good, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>the only one because I find it relaxing when I

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<v Speaker 1>hear some other parents talk about their teenagers. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>whining to me. It's like, oh, thank god, my kid's

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<v Speaker 1>not an outlier. Your kid's doing exactly the same thing

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I had completely failed. Yes, yes, we call

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<v Speaker 1>that sharing jack sharing good life lord. Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>There's an empty nest version of that that would make

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<v Speaker 1>you happy. Is there anything un planet Earth at this

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<v Speaker 1>I can't imagine what it would be. No, no, no, Indeed,

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<v Speaker 1>expressing my discontent is my rais o dietrea. The only

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<v Speaker 1>reason I draw breath is to expel it bitching about things.

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<v Speaker 1>might actually just some people would ask make gods of

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful again? Are you not on board? You must have

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<v Speaker 1>voted for Kamala Harris. I admire religious conviction generally speaking,

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<v Speaker 1>although it's undeniable. I don't quite have the fully turgid

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<v Speaker 1>for the real estate distraction that Trump does because he

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<v Speaker 1>sees a spin land like that and he just he's

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<v Speaker 1>like an eighteen year old next to a beautiful woman.

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<v Speaker 1>He just can't help himself. On the other hand, it

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<v Speaker 1>is undeniable. It is a true fact that if you

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<v Speaker 1>take away the nutjob brand of Islam that runs so

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<v Speaker 1>hot through that region of the globe, the Gaza Strip

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<v Speaker 1>would be incredibly wealthy, comfortable. The kids would be educated,

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<v Speaker 1>the old folks would recline in their chairs at the shore,

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<v Speaker 1>and or they'd sell their places for a zillion dollars

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<v Speaker 1>and move somewhere else.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, half the people you know would have vacation there

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<v Speaker 3>at some point in their lives and talked about how

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<v Speaker 3>wonderful it was.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and it'd been a torture you with their Instagram

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<v Speaker 1>pictures of the perfect lives from Gaza. Yeah, exactly right,

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<v Speaker 1>it'd be that kind of play. We've got Katie's headlines

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<v Speaker 1>on the way stay here. I just realized I've got

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<v Speaker 1>mud on my pants, which is a kind of a

0:31:14.480 --> 0:31:18.960
<v Speaker 1>low rent look. You got muddy pants. A giant dog

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<v Speaker 1>with muddy paws jumped on me. Man, I was dealing

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<v Speaker 1>with a guy I think highly of, but he had

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<v Speaker 1>the cracked phone glass. Yeah, I mean, like really clacked sketch.

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<v Speaker 1>I almost told him that is the missing front tooth

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<v Speaker 1>of the digital era, right, really is don't It's just

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's a low class Look, what are you gonna do? Wow?

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<v Speaker 3>You guys are hey, you see somebody crack phone and

0:31:43.440 --> 0:31:44.760
<v Speaker 3>I've I've been cracked phone guy.

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<v Speaker 1>You're like, you don't have your act together? Right then?

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<v Speaker 1>If you got the cracked phone, now things are not

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<v Speaker 1>going well? Yeah, exactly. All right, let's figure out who's

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<v Speaker 1>reporting what. It's the lead story with Katie Green.

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<v Speaker 5>Katie starting with NBC quote, deranged and problematic, bipartisan group

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<v Speaker 5>of lawmakers bashes Trump's gaza proposal.

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<v Speaker 3>That was our original air names. We were doing a

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<v Speaker 3>soft a S show. Deranged and problematic.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it is a poor match with the music. Really. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe you know, as we've been discussing in will soon

0:32:18.600 --> 0:32:22.520
<v Speaker 1>going crazy over Trump, is a profitable cottage industry, and

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<v Speaker 1>I get why it endures. But in terms of if

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<v Speaker 1>you are the sort of person who just wants to

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<v Speaker 1>understand the exactly what's going on and where it's probably headed, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>don't don't worry about the crazy stuff.

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<v Speaker 5>For maybec Trump to sign executive order banning transgender athletes

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<v Speaker 5>from women's sports.

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<v Speaker 1>Love it to the extent that is possible from his seat.

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<v Speaker 1>Love it. Yeah, So what would that cover? Can he

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<v Speaker 1>do that for your local grade school or community colleges

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<v Speaker 1>or what does he have the power to ban check

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<v Speaker 1>your local listings. That's a long and complicated answer, and

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<v Speaker 1>I could not do it accurately. He can do some

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<v Speaker 1>stuff on the collegiate level, anything that gets federal funding.

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<v Speaker 1>Blah blah blah from Fox News.

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<v Speaker 5>Trump Education Department launches probe into quote explosion of anti

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<v Speaker 5>semitism at five US universities.

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<v Speaker 1>This is another great thing flying under the radar. We

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<v Speaker 1>can tell you about it in detail later on in

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<v Speaker 1>the show. But he's making the universe. Universities enforce their

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<v Speaker 1>own standards if they're getting federal funding, because they're allowing

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<v Speaker 1>stuff against Jews they would never allow against anybody else,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's calling them on it.

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<v Speaker 5>From Breitbart dot com, The Biden administration wasted two hundred

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<v Speaker 5>and thirty six billion dollars in improper payments throughout seventy

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<v Speaker 5>one federal.

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<v Speaker 1>Programs in twenty twenty three h That surprise.

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<v Speaker 5>From study fines, Daily talk time plummets three thousand words

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<v Speaker 5>since two thousand and five as text takes over.

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<v Speaker 1>So what was that stat What are we What are

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<v Speaker 1>we measuring here?

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<v Speaker 5>Daily talk time has gone down by three hundred three

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<v Speaker 5>thousand words a day because we're texting.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah.

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<v Speaker 3>God, the other day I was texting with my oldest

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<v Speaker 3>friend and he free of my phone rings.

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<v Speaker 1>He said, what are we doing? You're right, how are

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<v Speaker 1>we doing? And we just talked. It was so dumb.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, we were on like our fifteenth text, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>what are we doing? That's so croaky. Yeah, call it

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<v Speaker 1>word count, not talk time. That's just confusing.

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<v Speaker 5>From CNN, one hundred thousand eggs were stolen from a

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<v Speaker 5>trailer in Pennsylvania.

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<v Speaker 1>How many thousand eggs? One hundred thousand? It's the new

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<v Speaker 1>gold bars. That's a logistical nightmare. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>From the Wall Street Journal, Mewing, Beta Maxing, Jigga, Chad

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<v Speaker 5>and Battie parents are drowning in teenage new Lingo.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna dive into that later on. Boy, I need help.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's a it's a part time job, no kidding,

0:35:07.800 --> 0:35:09.440
<v Speaker 1>keeping it up. We keep it up with all of it.

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<v Speaker 1>So your meme of the day is not a meme.

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<v Speaker 5>But if you go to Armstrong and Getty dot com

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<v Speaker 5>and you click on my new section called Katie's Corner,

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<v Speaker 5>I found a video of people driving by these deportation

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<v Speaker 5>protests blasting Vanilla ICE's ice Ice baby.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw that. I feel like you're looking for a fight,

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<v Speaker 1>but I did laugh, I must admit, so yeah, for

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<v Speaker 1>our country, that's right. Jeez, oh my god, Luck, it's

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<v Speaker 1>you a shame to be American or something or other.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on the offense now. I'm just gonna keep saying

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<v Speaker 1>stuff here, Trader, and what is your vehicle for justice?

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<v Speaker 1>Vanilla Ice? Yes, American hero.

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<v Speaker 5>Finally, the babbylon Bee, taxpayer funded illegal immigrant gender surgeon

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<v Speaker 5>is having a really bad week.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, uh yeah. That thing on the the slang

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<v Speaker 3>for the high schoolers, I'll catch on to one because

0:36:04.440 --> 0:36:07.560
<v Speaker 3>I'll hear my son and his friend's using it. Then

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<v Speaker 3>I'll use it. What seems to me like a week later,

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<v Speaker 3>where nobody says that anymore. Dad, that is so lame.

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<v Speaker 3>What he used it like a month ago?

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<v Speaker 1>And the journal articles talking about nine year olds, I mean, parents,

0:36:18.560 --> 0:36:20.400
<v Speaker 1>little kids are trying having to keep up with this,

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<v Speaker 1>mostly to figure out if they're being insulted or not

0:36:23.280 --> 0:36:26.520
<v Speaker 1>in a casual conversation. Right, He's right, we've had that problem.

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<v Speaker 1>If you missed a segment of the podcast Armstrong and

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<v Speaker 1>Getty on the Man Armstrong and Getty