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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away? Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. It's another jew

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Speaker 1: Mornings on the twenties. I'm moving nine. Thank you for

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Speaker 1: calling me. This is Christina. How can I help you? Hi? Christina?

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Speaker 1: How are you? I'd like to make a reservation for

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Speaker 1: this Friday? Excellent? How many people it will be for two?

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Speaker 1: It's a special occasion, A very very special occasion. Actually,

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Speaker 1: how wonderful. What's a special occation? Well, it is a

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Speaker 1: year anniversary. Congratulations? What time would you like to come in? Oh? No,

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Speaker 1: need to congratulate me. Congratulations to you. I'm sorry, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: congratulations to you. I think yeah, what it's our year anniversary? Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I have been watching you for a year

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Speaker 1: now as a Friday. Oh dear, I love it when

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Speaker 1: you laugh like that. Oh man, I totally had you going.

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Speaker 1: Who is that? I got you? Hey? My name is

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Speaker 1: Seth mackerel. I do need to book a special occasion

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Speaker 1: reservation though, I just thought i'd mess with you a

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Speaker 1: little bit. Okay, but how did you know my work schedule?

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Speaker 1: I called ahead and I talked to someone else. I

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Speaker 1: said I'd give him twenty bucks if they gave me

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Speaker 1: that information. I thought it'd be funny. That's pretty weird.

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Speaker 1: Do I know you at all? No, No, we've never met.

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Speaker 1: I was just asking who was taking reservations. I know

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Speaker 1: you're a classier restaurant, and I thought i'd have a

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Speaker 1: little fun with you. Give the old chain a tug. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: That was fun, wasn't it. I'm I'm glad you enjoyed it. Yeah. No,

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Speaker 1: I do need to book a reservation though. Okay, okay

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Speaker 1: for when this Friday. You want to know what the

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Speaker 1: occasion is because I'm kind of proud of it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: here we go again. What's the special occasion? I am

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Speaker 1: an adult star. Great, you might have heard of me. Nope,

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Speaker 1: I haven't. I'm celebrating my one millions lay on Friday.

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Speaker 1: Well that's quite impressive. Yeah, me and a bunch of

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Speaker 1: my other porn star buddies. They're just gonna get together

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Speaker 1: and celebrate my millions. Okay, start just stop. Look, I

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Speaker 1: felt that the first time. You're not a porn star. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you got me? Yeah, that was a good one. I

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Speaker 1: had you going. Okay, I bought enough of this, enough

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Speaker 1: of your sake. Special occasions, Okay, I can't just stay

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Speaker 1: on the phone and I'm busy. I'm sorry, Hey, I

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Speaker 1: want my friends call a jokester upte quite yes, yes

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Speaker 1: you are. So do you need a reservation or not?

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Speaker 1: Because I need to go? I do I really do

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Speaker 1: need a reservation. I just I'm sorry. I like to

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Speaker 1: have fun and I thought i'd just messing a little bit.

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Speaker 1: See if I can make you laugh. Notice I'm not laughing,

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Speaker 1: So I'm glad you're having fun. Oh okay, Well I

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Speaker 1: do need a reservation this Friday, six o'clock. Okay, it

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Speaker 1: is a special occasion. Oh yes, I'm sure it is.

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Speaker 1: Oh what, let me just tell me what is this

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Speaker 1: special occasion. It's the anniversary of Hitler's death. Oh you

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Speaker 1: know what, I'm going to block your number. I'm letting

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Speaker 1: you are not allowed to call here again. We are

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Speaker 1: not going to take calls from you, guys. You like

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Speaker 1: Hitler or something. I'm trying to celebrate his death to

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Speaker 1: see this game. It's not funny, and it's and it's

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Speaker 1: weird and it's really inappropriate. I'm really rethinking my reservation.

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Speaker 1: I'm rethinking. I'm rethinking my reservation. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: eat at a place to sympathize with knots. I don't no,

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Speaker 1: thank you, you think. I don't know why how you

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Speaker 1: get off on this, but I do. Somebody came alive.

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Speaker 1: You don't appreciate it. Hey, you're at work. You probably

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Speaker 1: shouldn't be swearing at the customer. We all have my limits, okay,

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Speaker 1: and your co worker Mike told me your limits. That's

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Speaker 1: why I did this phone call. What do you mean?

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Speaker 1: I mean that this is actually jewel from brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning, I'm moving ninety two point five

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. What it's a joke.

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Speaker 1: Your buddy Mike set you up? Are you serious? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: He said that to believe you. Now, I don't know

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Speaker 1: what to believes. He said that you take the reservations

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Speaker 1: for the restaurant and bet me that I couldn't make

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Speaker 1: you get mad at a customer kill him. Looks like

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Speaker 1: I win the bet. Oh Man, Really though, you should

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Speaker 1: rethink your stance on Hitler. Okay, I don't support the Hitler.

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Speaker 1: That's not what I heard. The week of every morning

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Speaker 1: with weekday mornings. The twenty was holly on moving ninety

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Speaker 1: two point five