WEBVTT - Spoiler! Dr. Williams Pink Pills for Pale People … May Have Worked

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Criminalia, a production of Shondaland Audio in partnership

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<v Speaker 1>with iHeartRadio.

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<v Speaker 2>Doctor Williams Pink Pills for Pale People were marketed as

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<v Speaker 2>a remedy for lots of things, as we'll see. But

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<v Speaker 2>one of those things was how it promised to cure anemia,

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<v Speaker 2>specifically the symptoms of iron deficiency anemia and chlorosis. Chlorosis

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<v Speaker 2>is actually a type of iron deficiency anemia, and its

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<v Speaker 2>hallmark is a greenish tint to your skin. Anemia was

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<v Speaker 2>commonly diagnosed in adolescent girls and women in the nineteenth century,

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<v Speaker 2>and common symptoms include pale skin, weakness, fatigue, dizziness, heart palpitations,

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<v Speaker 2>and sort of a general malaise. The pink in the name,

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, that was a nod to the rosy

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<v Speaker 2>complexion of all the cured patients who'd use the product.

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<v Speaker 2>And here's the thing, ballot, these pink pills, they may

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<v Speaker 2>have actually worked, maybe a little bit. Welcome to Criminalia.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Maria Tremarky and I'm Holly Frye. Doctor Williams. Pink

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<v Speaker 2>pills for Pale People were advertised as a cure all

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<v Speaker 2>here's what they actually were coated in a pink colored

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<v Speaker 2>jacket of sugar, and analysis of the pills conducted in

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<v Speaker 2>nineteen oh nine for the British Medical Association revealed that

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<v Speaker 2>the pills were a combination of an iron compound and

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<v Speaker 2>magnesium sulfate and some sugar and a pinch of powdered licorice.

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<v Speaker 2>You might know magnesium sulfate as epsom salt. It's a

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<v Speaker 2>chemical compound made up of magnesium, sulfur and oxygen, and

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<v Speaker 2>today it's used for potential health benefits like relieving muscle pain.

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<v Speaker 2>The iron component is the star here. We've seen the

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<v Speaker 2>included iron listed in different forms on different pink pill labels,

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<v Speaker 2>in related pamphlets, and even in the results of government

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<v Speaker 2>chemical analysis. Iron oxide, citrated iron chloride, sulfate of iron,

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<v Speaker 2>and ferrous fumerate are all the potential forms. These forms

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<v Speaker 2>of iron are, by the way, everywhere. You'll find them

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<v Speaker 2>used as a colorant in cosmetics, food, personal care products, ink, paint,

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<v Speaker 2>and plastics, even sometimes concrete. Some sunscreens contain it for

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<v Speaker 2>its photoprotective properties, and you will also find it in

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<v Speaker 2>the pharmaceutical industry, including as treatment for iron deficiency anemia. Basically,

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<v Speaker 2>the pills were an iron supplement, which theoretically could have

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<v Speaker 2>benefited people with iron deficiency anemia. Though the iron content

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<v Speaker 2>we're talking about here was notably pretty low. Because approximately

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<v Speaker 2>one third of the iron in the pills had oxidized

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<v Speaker 2>in the samples that chemists used during the nineteen oh

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<v Speaker 2>nine analysis, they concluded that the pills had been quote

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<v Speaker 2>very carelessly prepared. The formula went through several changes over

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<v Speaker 2>the years, and one late in the game version included

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<v Speaker 2>ALO for its laxative properties. Like the health benefits of

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<v Speaker 2>an iron supplement for someone with anemia, This isn't bunk information. Today,

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<v Speaker 2>alo is used as a stimulant laxative.

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<v Speaker 1>When we talk about patent medicines, it's easy to lump

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<v Speaker 1>them all together under an umbrella of substances that contained

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<v Speaker 1>dangerous ingredients. There were mostly two types of ingredients lists

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<v Speaker 1>for these unregulated drugs in their heyday. Some were simply

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<v Speaker 1>a combination of flavoring, coloring, and aromatics, and while they

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<v Speaker 1>didn't work, they weren't harmful. But others contained dangerous opiates

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<v Speaker 1>alcohol or strychnine, for instance, and those could be lethal

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<v Speaker 1>if the dosage was too high. The so called remedy

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<v Speaker 1>was often worse than the disease in those cases. But

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<v Speaker 1>those products that didn't injure or kill you, like the

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<v Speaker 1>Pink pills, were problematic in a different way, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>how they were advertised. Often patent medicine manufacturers did not

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<v Speaker 1>follow through on their health promises, and that's ultimately it.

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<v Speaker 1>That is what got a lot of people in trouble,

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<v Speaker 1>those big promises with no delivery.

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<v Speaker 2>Originally produced and patented in eighteen sixty six by doctor

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<v Speaker 2>William Frederick Jackson, who was a real physician in Ontario, Canada,

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<v Speaker 2>the Pink pills were promoted and marketed as a cure

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<v Speaker 2>for digestive problems, malaria, wound healing, and general poor mental health.

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<v Speaker 2>The remedy picked up more healing promises over the years

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<v Speaker 2>and was advertised in the Ventura Free Press in eighteen

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<v Speaker 2>ninety six as a tonic that would also cure quote

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<v Speaker 2>the blood and nerves to treat anemia, lack of energy, depression,

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<v Speaker 2>and poor appetite. By the end of the decade, advertisements

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<v Speaker 2>for the pills began to claim they had a lot

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<v Speaker 2>more benefit. They were claimed to be a restorative for

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<v Speaker 2>partial paralysis, sciatica, neuralgia, rheumatism, tension, headaches, influenza, heart palpitations,

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<v Speaker 2>pale and sallow complexions, all forms of weakness, either in

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<v Speaker 2>male or female, and all diseases resulting from the quote

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<v Speaker 2>pitiated humors in the blood. And that transformation of the

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<v Speaker 2>Pink Pills into a cu ale is due to a

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<v Speaker 2>man named George Fulford.

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<v Speaker 1>George Taylor Fulford of Brockville, Ontario, Canada bought the patent

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<v Speaker 1>for the pills in eighteen ninety and turned them into

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<v Speaker 1>an international brand and a sensation. Fulford had attended business

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<v Speaker 1>school before apprenticing at his brother William's drug store. He

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<v Speaker 1>took over that business when he was twenty two years old.

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<v Speaker 1>Five years later, he was elected to the first of

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<v Speaker 1>what would be twelve terms as an Alderman. He didn't

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<v Speaker 1>enter the patent medicine trade until he was in his

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<v Speaker 1>mid thirties, and he certainly made an entrance. The international

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<v Speaker 1>success of the Pink Pills is due to the marketing

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<v Speaker 1>prowess of this Canadian politician, Senator George Fulford. Fulford formed G. T.

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<v Speaker 1>Fulford and Company in eighteen eighty seven to manufacture and

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<v Speaker 1>distribute patent medicines. Three years after opening, that company acquired

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<v Speaker 1>the rights to Doctor Williams Pink Pills for Pale People,

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<v Speaker 1>allegedly paying fifty three dollars and one cent to doctor

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<v Speaker 1>William Jackson for the recipe. Fulford was listed in the

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<v Speaker 1>Chemist and Druggist Journal as the owner of the Doctor

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<v Speaker 1>Williams Medicine Company, having purchased the patent. In fact, he

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<v Speaker 1>marketed the Pink Pills through the Doctor Williams Medicine Company,

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<v Speaker 1>which he had turned into the trading arm of G. T.

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<v Speaker 1>Fulford and Company, and he made a fortune within five years.

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<v Speaker 1>He expanded the Doctor Williams Medicine Company not only throughout

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<v Speaker 1>North America, but into Europe, including the United Kingdom and

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<v Speaker 1>all across the British Empire and all. He advertised the

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<v Speaker 1>Pink Pills and all of their healing glory in more

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<v Speaker 1>than eighty countries from Canada to Australia.

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<v Speaker 2>We're going to take a break for a word from

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<v Speaker 2>our sponsors. When we're back, we'll be sharing examples of

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<v Speaker 2>marketing and advertising copy for the Pink Pills and how

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<v Speaker 2>first hand testimonials were plentiful and super important in these campaigns.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back to Criminalia. Let's talk about how the marketing

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<v Speaker 1>and advertising of Doctor Williams pink pills worked.

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<v Speaker 2>Beginning in the early eighteen nineties, the publicity for the

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<v Speaker 2>pink pills was written by one guy, John Mackenzie, a

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<v Speaker 2>Canadian businessman who also had journalism experience. In eighteen ninety

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<v Speaker 2>two he was made manager of the medicine company and

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<v Speaker 2>held the position until his retirement in nineteen twenty nine.

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<v Speaker 2>When it comes to the pink pills, he may as

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<v Speaker 2>well have been the chemist. His copy and campaigns were

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<v Speaker 2>of most importance to the bottom line under his and

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<v Speaker 2>Fulford's watch. An early advertisement in The Venturer of Free

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<v Speaker 2>Press went like this. It described two men walking down

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<v Speaker 2>the street. One quote has a vigorous, firm, elastic step,

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<v Speaker 2>his head well up, his eyes bright, while the other

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<v Speaker 2>appeared to be a man quote broken in health who

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<v Speaker 2>had to quote whip himself to every task. Claim to

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<v Speaker 2>the ad, the first man had healthy nerves because they

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<v Speaker 2>were quote stimulated by feeding them with Doctor Williams pink pills.

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<v Speaker 1>It would be remiss to not mention that Fulford launch

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<v Speaker 1>date huge marketing campaign for the pink pills and spent

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<v Speaker 1>upwards of two hundred thousand pounds on advertising in the

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<v Speaker 1>year nineteen hundred alone, and that is just in Britain.

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<v Speaker 1>The tale of this patent medicine company is less about

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<v Speaker 1>the ingredients of the product being a problem. It was

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<v Speaker 1>that over the top marketing and advertising campaign of lies

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<v Speaker 1>that finally caught the attention of federal authorities. And of

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<v Speaker 1>course we have examples.

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<v Speaker 2>So another advertisement for the pills comes from the Maryborough Chronicle,

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<v Speaker 2>which recommended they be taken as a blood and energy

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<v Speaker 2>restorative for flu sufferers. Quote the blood is the most

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<v Speaker 2>dependable weapon in the fight against disease, and when the

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<v Speaker 2>enemy is as violent as influenza, there is no better

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<v Speaker 2>blood builder than Doctor William's pink pills. It was a

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<v Speaker 2>perfect time to market the pills as a cure against flu,

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<v Speaker 2>as the global flu pandemic of nineteen eighteen to nineteen twenty,

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<v Speaker 2>also known by the common misnomer Spanish flu, was raging

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<v Speaker 2>and deadly. While it made for great marketing campaigns, the

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<v Speaker 2>pills sure didn't cure the flu.

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<v Speaker 1>Advertisements were carefully crafted to invey all sorts of important

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<v Speaker 1>information to the consumer, from what these things could cure

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<v Speaker 1>to how to get some for yourself. One such example

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<v Speaker 1>is as follows quote doctor Williams Pink Pills for Pale

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<v Speaker 1>People have cured countless men and women of anemia, indigestion, ezema, rheumatism, sciatica,

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<v Speaker 1>Saint Vitus's Dance now known as Sydenham's qorea, neuralgia, nervous disorders,

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<v Speaker 1>paralysis and locomotive at taxi sold at shops. But avoid

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<v Speaker 1>substitutes and take care that the full name doctor Williams

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<v Speaker 1>Pink Pills for Pale People is on every package sold

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<v Speaker 1>by all chemists and druggists. An interesting illustrated pamphlet describing

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<v Speaker 1>many cures will be sent post free on application. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you could get a whole pamphlet outlining the alleged benefits

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<v Speaker 1>of the pink pills.

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<v Speaker 2>Advertisements also claimed the pills purified the blood by well

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<v Speaker 2>by making new blood, and this happened, it was explained

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<v Speaker 2>by quote, enriching the existing weak or anemic blood supply.

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<v Speaker 2>The pills would the copy promised quote, tone up the

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<v Speaker 2>nerves and increase the patient's power of using the food

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<v Speaker 2>he takes.

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<v Speaker 1>Fulford and Mackenzie's advertisement campaigns also began to target women

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<v Speaker 1>specifically and claimed that the pills were a remedy for

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<v Speaker 1>many quote female ailments. One stated that men seek quote

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<v Speaker 1>wholesome looking women with rosy cheeks and good health as

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<v Speaker 1>their future wives. The advertisement warned that without help, a

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<v Speaker 1>woman's quote regular monthly uterine action could result in a

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<v Speaker 1>quote pale and sallow complexion and a feeling of exhaustion.

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<v Speaker 1>This ad also claimed that continued use of the pills

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<v Speaker 1>would quote fortify the system against the ravages of the

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<v Speaker 1>symptoms attending menopause.

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<v Speaker 2>Claims of these exaggerated benefits were almost constantly in the

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<v Speaker 2>face of consumers, whether seen in newspapers or other print media,

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<v Speaker 2>or promoted by salesmen and even sometimes physicians. Another advertisement

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<v Speaker 2>focused on women, for instance, read quote many thin, anemic

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<v Speaker 2>girls and women have been wonderfully transformed by doctor Williams

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<v Speaker 2>brand pink pills. Instead of being weak, flat chested, pale

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<v Speaker 2>and lacking in charm, they are now bright and bonni,

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<v Speaker 2>with sparkling eyes, rosy cheeks, and a graceful, well proportioned form,

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<v Speaker 2>full of life and vitality. They are now the envy

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<v Speaker 2>and admiration of their friends. These happy results are easily explained.

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<v Speaker 2>Doctor Williams Pink pills contain the necessary vital elements that

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<v Speaker 2>create new, rich red blood. So lose no time, improve

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<v Speaker 2>your health and regain your lost weight. By taking a

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<v Speaker 2>course of Doctor Williams Pink pills, you too can gain

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<v Speaker 2>a graceful figure.

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<v Speaker 1>Fulford and Mackenzie relied quote heavily on testimonials submitted by

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<v Speaker 1>customers of Miraculous Recoveries printed in newspapers in such a

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<v Speaker 1>way that it was different dificult to differentiate news articles

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<v Speaker 1>from the advertisements. They kind of were early forebears of

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<v Speaker 1>the advertorial. For instance, Reverend Enoch Hill of the First

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<v Speaker 1>United Methodist Church of Grand Junction, Iowa, endorsed the product

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<v Speaker 1>in many nineteen hundreds advertisements, claiming that the pink pills

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<v Speaker 1>boosted his energy and cured his chronic headaches.

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<v Speaker 2>Another printed testimonial, this one in a British paper, read

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<v Speaker 2>as quote said missus Hatch, I was sickly, pale and

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<v Speaker 2>anemic when I was approaching the age of twenty. In

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<v Speaker 2>spite of all treatment, I could get no real relief.

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<v Speaker 2>My sister insisted I tried Doctor Williams Pink pills for

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<v Speaker 2>pale people, and at last I did it. Took several

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<v Speaker 2>boxes of these pills before I obtained any real relief.

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<v Speaker 2>Then I was encouraged by signs of improvement, and as

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<v Speaker 2>I continued the pills, all signs of anemia vanished. The

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<v Speaker 2>rheumatic pains left me, and my strength was gradually built up.

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<v Speaker 2>I felt younger and was in sound health. Today, I

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<v Speaker 2>am free from all pain, with no fears of illness.

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<v Speaker 1>Inside and outside the United States, marketing materials were very boasty,

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<v Speaker 1>and not just from satisfied customers who picked up some

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<v Speaker 1>pills at the local druggists. Testimonial from doctor Giuseppe Laponi,

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<v Speaker 1>who was chief physician to Pope Leo the thirteenth, was

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<v Speaker 1>held up as an example of a medical professional using

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<v Speaker 1>doctor Williams's pink pills in his practice with quote good results.

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<v Speaker 2>The pink pills, it was also claimed, were a quote

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<v Speaker 2>miracle cure for consumption which we now know as tuberculosis.

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<v Speaker 2>A British advertising pamphlet for the pills, called The Queen's Gift,

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<v Speaker 2>published in nineteen hundred and give or take a year,

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<v Speaker 2>there was aimed at British colonists around the world. The

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<v Speaker 2>pamphlet claimed that because of quote an inspiring entrepreneurial environment,

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<v Speaker 2>doctor Williams was a to develop his pink pills a

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<v Speaker 2>miracle of modern medicine. The pamphlet also provided several testimonials,

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<v Speaker 2>of course, from grateful patients cured by the pills. Among

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<v Speaker 2>them was a mister Rogers, the quote first Englishman to

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<v Speaker 2>be cured of tubercular consumption. Knowing the ingredients those pink

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<v Speaker 2>pills were not likely what cured him, but potential customers

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<v Speaker 2>didn't know that.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to take a break here for a word

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<v Speaker 1>from our sponsors, and when we return, we'll talk more

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<v Speaker 1>about the big promises that patent medicine companies made and

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<v Speaker 1>why the pink pills may have may have worked a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit, possibly, but only if you had anemia.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome back to Criminalia. Let's talk about what happened when

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<v Speaker 2>the pink pill's product went up against the United States

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<v Speaker 2>Pure Food and Drug Act. It's probably not a spoiler

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<v Speaker 2>that the company lost, but maybe not for reasons you

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<v Speaker 2>might think.

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<v Speaker 1>Fulford became a wealthy man selling patent medicine around the world,

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<v Speaker 1>but he's sometimes remembered for quite a different and very

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<v Speaker 1>tragic story. Rather than hawking harmless pills. At the age

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<v Speaker 1>of fifty three in nineteen oh five, Fulford's vehicle was

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<v Speaker 1>hit by a street car and he was ejected from

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<v Speaker 1>the automobile on Walnut Street in Newton, Massachusetts. Fulford was

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<v Speaker 1>fatally injured, and he became the first Canadian known to

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<v Speaker 1>have died in an auto accident. After his death, Fulford's son,

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<v Speaker 1>also named George, became involved in the business.

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<v Speaker 2>Shortly after Fulford's death. The Pure Food and Drug Act

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<v Speaker 2>of nineteen oh six, also known as Wiley's Law, was

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<v Speaker 2>signed by United States President Theodore Roosevelt, and, as we've

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<v Speaker 2>seen happen in other stories of snake oil sales this season,

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<v Speaker 2>its very existence dimmed the popularity of many patent medicines

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<v Speaker 2>in the United States, including the pink pills, or it

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<v Speaker 2>made the so called medicines impossible to purchase. The Act's

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<v Speaker 2>purpose was to prevent the quote, manufacture, sale, or transportation

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<v Speaker 2>of adulterated or misbranded or poisonous or deletorious food, drugs, medications,

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<v Speaker 2>and liquors, with patent medicines coming under increasing scrutiny in

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<v Speaker 2>the early twentieth century. The law also required that active

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<v Speaker 2>ingredients be displayed on labels and a standard of purity

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<v Speaker 2>levels for ingredients to be set by the United States

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<v Speaker 2>Pharmacopeia or the National Formulary. If they didn't get you

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<v Speaker 2>for problematic ingredients, they could and would bring you down

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<v Speaker 2>for false or fraudulent advertising. And it was also a

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<v Speaker 2>truth in labeling law, and misbranding was a very big deal.

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<v Speaker 1>The label on one still remained package of Doctor Williams

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<v Speaker 1>Pink Pills for pale people reads as a mail order

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<v Speaker 1>ad and it read quote safe and effective tonic for

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<v Speaker 1>the blood and nerves anemic conditions, diseases caused by or

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<v Speaker 1>dependent on thin, impoverished blood, and for nervous disorders resulting

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<v Speaker 1>from malnutrition. Useful wherever a nerving or digestive tonic is required.

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<v Speaker 1>These pills are guaranteed to contain no opiates or narcotics contents.

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<v Speaker 1>Forty pills price fifty cents, six boxes for two fifty

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<v Speaker 1>The Doctor Williams Medical Company Sconnectedy, New York and Brockville, Ontario, WT.

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<v Speaker 1>Hansen Company Sconnectedy, New York, US distributors. Directions inside in English, French, German, Spanish, Italian.

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<v Speaker 1>The pink pills were also sold in small numbers and

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<v Speaker 1>over the counter, and that helped increase both Fulford's profits,

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<v Speaker 1>and it made the pills available to poorer consumers who

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<v Speaker 1>weren't able to afford a whole expensive package all at once.

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<v Speaker 2>Before the new law, the proprietors did not at all

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<v Speaker 2>have to prove their patent medicines were effective, nor did

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<v Speaker 2>they have to prove anything they claimed on the label,

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<v Speaker 2>and to be honest, most of them didn't bother with

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<v Speaker 2>that after the law was enacted either, instead hedging their

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<v Speaker 2>bets that the government wouldn't catch up with them. In

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<v Speaker 2>nineteen sixteen, the United States government caught up with the

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<v Speaker 2>Doctor Williams Medical company.

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<v Speaker 1>Doctor Williams Pink pills were targeted not because people were

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<v Speaker 1>sick or dying from them, they were pretty benign, but

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<v Speaker 1>because of the company's outrageous claims and promises regarding the

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<v Speaker 1>medicine's curative qualities. Many patent medicines claimed to cure everything

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<v Speaker 1>from quote generalized debility to other complaints like lassitude and

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<v Speaker 1>weak stomach fibers, and all of those promises were the

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<v Speaker 1>key to patent medicine's success. They were the hook. What

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<v Speaker 1>were your other choices? If you were someone with a

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<v Speaker 1>health complaint waited out may a doctor for a round

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<v Speaker 1>of blood letting. No thank you, said many people, while

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<v Speaker 1>consumers didn't seem to mind the ridiculous claims that a

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<v Speaker 1>product could cure your acne and bring you back to

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<v Speaker 1>life and essentially put dinner on the table. Exaggerated promises

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<v Speaker 1>got a lot of patent medicine peddlers in trouble, a

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<v Speaker 1>jury found in favor of the United States government, and

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<v Speaker 1>all the dreams that Pink Pills promised were shattered because

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<v Speaker 1>shipments of the product were ordered to be destroyed.

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<v Speaker 2>So did they work? Though the Pink Pills couldn't stand

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<v Speaker 2>up to the wild marketing claims that they were a cure,

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<v Speaker 2>all the pills were actually potentially medically helpful to some

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<v Speaker 2>people living with anemia who took them. In theory maybe, Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>we're not doctors here, but while the ingredients were weak,

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<v Speaker 2>they were iron supplements, which we do know is important

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<v Speaker 2>for the management and treatment of iron deficiency anemia. Those

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<v Speaker 2>testimonials may not have all been total bs.

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<v Speaker 1>Some people may have felt a little bit better, a

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<v Speaker 1>little less pale. You know what makes me feel better? Well, cocktail,

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<v Speaker 1>are you ready for some Cure's? What ails you, little.

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<v Speaker 2>Cocktail without a little rosy cheeks to my life. What

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<v Speaker 2>are you doing right?

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<v Speaker 1>Right? Obviously I'm not reinventing the wheel. We're calling this

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<v Speaker 1>the pink pill. Thinking about this, it immediately put me

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<v Speaker 1>in mind of a drink that cracks me up and

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<v Speaker 1>is one that I can't imagine many people really enjoying

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<v Speaker 1>unless you just really love gin, and that is a

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<v Speaker 1>pink gin. A pink gin. You can buy pink gin

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<v Speaker 1>on the shelves now in your local liquor store. They

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<v Speaker 1>just have pink gins. They've gotten very popular because people

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<v Speaker 1>like pink things. But a pink gin was actually a

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<v Speaker 1>drink that was invented in the mid eighteen hundreds, which

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<v Speaker 1>is literally just two out of gin and like three

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<v Speaker 1>dashes of angusterra bitters, and some bartenders would thin it

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit with water. But unless you'd love gin,

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<v Speaker 1>which some people do, but I don't think a whole

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<v Speaker 1>lot like street gin, this is probably not a delicious drink.

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<v Speaker 1>But I thought that might make a good start for

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<v Speaker 1>another drink. And of course there's also that little mention

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<v Speaker 1>of licorice the very beginning of this episode that was

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<v Speaker 1>in the pills. Yeah, so I thought, how is a

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<v Speaker 1>way we can just low grade include some licorice flavor

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<v Speaker 1>in here without getting two out of control. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>start with that pink gin base. We're not gonna buy

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<v Speaker 1>pink gin. You don't have to. You got bitters. If

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have bitters, we have an option. It'll come

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<v Speaker 1>up at the mocktail. But we're gonna start with two

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<v Speaker 1>ounces of gin, three to four dashes of angusterra bitters.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what turns it pink. It has bitters have a

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<v Speaker 1>reddish quality to them. Angoster it does anyway, and so

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<v Speaker 1>that's what gives it a pink look. And then you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna add, oh, just a kiss, like an eighth of

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<v Speaker 1>an ounce of anissets to get that liquorice flavor in there.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want a lot more than that. It's not yummy.

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<v Speaker 1>It just it becomes a different drink. Then you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>do between a quarter and a third of an ounce

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<v Speaker 1>of simple syrup or vanilla syrup, and that is to

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<v Speaker 1>your taste. There's no wrong way. You were gonna give

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<v Speaker 1>this a nice good shake with ice, make it super cold,

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<v Speaker 1>pour it over ice in like a rocks glass or

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<v Speaker 1>whatever glass you wish, whatever serving vessel makes you happy.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you'll top it with ginger ale. And the

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<v Speaker 1>ginger ale is the reason that I say there's not

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<v Speaker 1>a one right measure for the syrup, because if you're

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<v Speaker 1>using like a regular sugar ginger ale, you might want

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<v Speaker 1>to pull it back. If you're using a sugar free

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<v Speaker 1>you might want to pour a little more syrup in there.

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<v Speaker 1>But this fixes the problem for me of just straight gin,

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<v Speaker 1>and it makes it quite lovely, and that little kiss

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<v Speaker 1>of liquorice flavor is really quite nice, and it just

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<v Speaker 1>just gets a little more depth that brings out some

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<v Speaker 1>of the more floral notes. This is also one that,

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<v Speaker 1>in my opinion, this went through an uncharacteristically large number

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<v Speaker 1>of tests. For me, usually I'm pretty fast, I can

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<v Speaker 1>whip out a couple and I figured out this one.

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<v Speaker 1>Some of it was ab testing. I was like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what if we use this gin versus this gin? What

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<v Speaker 1>if we made it with absinthe instead of aniset. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>do that, is my advice. I did not like it

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<v Speaker 1>at all, and I tried it with club soda instead

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<v Speaker 1>of ginger reel, and it just tasted a little too thin.

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<v Speaker 1>You need a little more flavor in there to make

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<v Speaker 1>it all work, but it is quite yummy. If you

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<v Speaker 1>would like to make an alcohol free pink pill, that

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<v Speaker 1>is very easy. We're going to do what we've been

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<v Speaker 1>doing for a while now and use flatonic water as

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<v Speaker 1>your gin substitute. Two ounces of that if you're go

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<v Speaker 1>okay with bitters, because some people that don't drink are

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<v Speaker 1>still okay with bitters because it is a tiny amount,

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<v Speaker 1>you can put those in. If you don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>do bitters, literally a drop of whatever red syrup you

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<v Speaker 1>have on hand, and if you have grenadine, great. If

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<v Speaker 1>you have hibiscus grade, there's not enough of it that

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<v Speaker 1>it's going to shift the flavor around too much, especially

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<v Speaker 1>when you consider that volume to the amount of gin

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<v Speaker 1>or fake gin in this case you have, so you're good.

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<v Speaker 1>Aniset syrups or liquorice syrups are pretty easy to get

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<v Speaker 1>a hold of, and then your simple syrup and then

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<v Speaker 1>your ginger ale. Everything is the same. So again, that's

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<v Speaker 1>two ounces of gin or your flattonic three to four

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<v Speaker 1>dashes of anguster, a bitters or one drop of the

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<v Speaker 1>red syrup of your choice, one eighth of an ounce

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<v Speaker 1>of aniset or a licorice syrup one quarter to one

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<v Speaker 1>third of an ounce of simple or vanilla syrup and

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<v Speaker 1>then shake it over ice, top it with ginger ale delicious.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not going to fix any of your ailments.

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<v Speaker 2>It's definitely if you drink enough.

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<v Speaker 1>Of anything, you'll feel like you don't have any ailments.

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<v Speaker 1>Please don't be unwise, drink responsibly. But yeah, that's the

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<v Speaker 1>pink pill. You're still going to be an emic if

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<v Speaker 1>you started with anemia. That won't fix a thing, but

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<v Speaker 1>like I said, you might feel that. Also, if you

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<v Speaker 1>think you're a n ee mcplease see a doctor.

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<v Speaker 2>We've lifted the sometimes the most common one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we are so thankful that you spent this time

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<v Speaker 1>with us today talking about pink pills for pale people,

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<v Speaker 1>which is a phrase I just love. We will be

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<v Speaker 1>right back here next week with another story of snake

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<v Speaker 1>oil and another cocktail to go with it. Criminalia is

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