Speaker 1: Welcome to Will you accept this?
Speaker 2: Rose?
Speaker 1: A production of iHeart Radio.
Speaker 2: Should be okay, Oh my god, we're doing it. Thanks,
Speaker 2: you're so good, you guys. I washed my hair and
Speaker 2: for this.
Speaker 3: Wow, thank you.
Speaker 2: You're welcome. It's not I don't. I watched it like
Speaker 2: twice a week. It's a it's a thing. It takes
Speaker 2: a long time to drive. It's like a wig.
Speaker 1: But I wanted to look nice.
Speaker 2: I do love the whole like I planed my beaker
Speaker 2: and I'm like, okay, what day am I watching in
Speaker 2: my What do you do? One day? I did two
Speaker 2: to three, depending on how much I've worked out. Okay,
Speaker 2: I do two another episode of Leek except this is
Speaker 2: my name is art Marine coming to you from my
Speaker 2: bougie garage on Los Angeles, California. You guys, what a
Speaker 2: beautiful day.
Speaker 3: What a beautiful day? Truly?
Speaker 2: What you have? Such a nice voice?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Have you been told that before?
Speaker 2: I have? It's really nice.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's really smooth, smooth.
Speaker 1: I'm glad I find a calmet. It's therapeutic.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 5: It's like in the room, it was nice, but hearing
Speaker 5: in the cans.
Speaker 2: The cans is nice.
Speaker 1: Okay, So Okay, now I feel I've been talking about
Speaker 1: how I have to eat on dates now and but
Speaker 1: now unfortunately the person before, no, I do eat on dates,
Speaker 1: but I've been talking about my own nurse because I'm
Speaker 1: a messy person. So now now I feel a little
Speaker 1: anxiety because the person that I've been going on dates
Speaker 1: with now said he wants to listen to the podcast.
Speaker 1: So here's the thing. The cats out of the bag.
Speaker 1: I I just talked because this is like my safe suitets.
Speaker 2: I just talk.
Speaker 1: It's more, this is all about me. This is nothing
Speaker 1: about the I am a messy eater. Okay, and well
Speaker 1: first let me just invite you guys, and we can
Speaker 1: talk about this, and then we'll just get to we
Speaker 1: can get to the real bachelor season, not my Bachelorette season. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is your second time with.
Speaker 3: Us, third, third, I think it's third.
Speaker 1: I want to make I also want to bring you
Speaker 1: in your sister. Yes, now you host a radio show,
Speaker 1: and now you host a radio show on Andy Commins.
Speaker 1: But you're also about is it already up and running?
Speaker 6: Up and running? We've got three episodes out. We come
Speaker 6: out very sparingly once a month.
Speaker 1: Tell us, Okay, this is Rachel Smith. Tell us about
Speaker 1: your new podcast.
Speaker 6: Yes, it's called Smith's Sister's Live Deep Dive. It's basically
Speaker 6: so on our daily radio show, our listeners, we call
Speaker 6: them our sisters, and like you, we have a very
Speaker 6: safe space where we tax.
Speaker 3: Every morning, we check in, that's the thing, we do
Speaker 3: all the stuff.
Speaker 6: But we decided to open our Sisterhood for people who
Speaker 6: maybe don't have serious or who want to just sort
Speaker 6: of see what the vibes are in the sisterhood. So
Speaker 6: we talk about pop culture news, we do interviews, and
Speaker 6: it's just an expansion of our unit.
Speaker 1: Now, can I just say that your family is really
Speaker 1: special and the Sisterhood is really like it's real, it's magic.
Speaker 1: And I say this as the highest like I mean,
Speaker 1: it's like I like, it's like covenly, you know, there's
Speaker 1: like some real, like witchy sprinkling in a way.
Speaker 2: That feels like a safe space.
Speaker 3: Yes, it is.
Speaker 1: And I feel honored to even like get to dip
Speaker 1: in and out occasionally. And I'm so happy to have
Speaker 1: you be a part of it. And I hope to
Speaker 1: have include more sisters in the team here now also
Speaker 1: we are inviting, We're opening up our coven. Now sometimes
Speaker 1: there's more male energy. You're gonna be the male energy today.
Speaker 2: But I feel that you're also You've been a good
Speaker 2: You're a good You've been a straight guy friend.
Speaker 1: You knew my ex husband, you knew like you've seen me.
Speaker 2: Through my dating.
Speaker 5: I've been front center for some of it. Now you've seen.
Speaker 1: Now I was just tiny Katie about how I'm now
Speaker 1: aware that I have since I've been a single goal
Speaker 1: very so I go slow, I take my time, I
Speaker 1: carefully vet people, and then I seem to pick the
Speaker 1: worst people in America, so that.
Speaker 3: Now I'm like, do you need new vetting.
Speaker 1: So our friend Lauren Lopez both one of our mutual
Speaker 1: best yes, she because she says that she's kind of
Speaker 1: okayed some red flags in the past.
Speaker 3: Of people, so she might have to get knocked out.
Speaker 1: But you know, but she's saying that she's now making
Speaker 1: a list if there's any red flags, because we both
Speaker 1: always get excited them. We're like, well the bridge is out,
Speaker 1: who cares.
Speaker 3: Let's keep calling.
Speaker 1: And so now Lauren and I are holding well, we
Speaker 1: might maybe we need to bring it like a checks
Speaker 1: and balances. Yeah, I think that Mike is also her
Speaker 1: like Mike good checks and balances. But so Paul, let
Speaker 1: me ask you this.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: First of all, you uh, he's I wanted to bring
Speaker 1: you in because you're one of my favorite stand ups
Speaker 1: and I want everybody to know you and everybody should
Speaker 1: follow you on Instagram. You also have a new comedy
Speaker 1: album out called mad River that has some common these songs,
Speaker 1: and he's hilarious. He's been on The Drew Barrymore Show
Speaker 1: and then a huge reveal two seconds ago, you worked
Speaker 1: in reality television? How did I not know this? Tell
Speaker 1: tell the people about it?
Speaker 5: I don't know how you. First of all, I'm so
Speaker 5: happy to be on this. Yes, I worked on reality
Speaker 5: tells him for ten years. What I did? What I
Speaker 5: did challenge producing, I did field producing, and then for
Speaker 5: three seasons I worked in the story department on Bridezilla's.
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Was that?
Speaker 2: What was that?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 5: It was? It's so interesting?
Speaker 1: Were you in like wedding dress? Did you go to
Speaker 1: wedding dress stores? And suff even Kleinfeldt like what's happened?
Speaker 5: I didn't have to do any of the field producing,
Speaker 5: thank god, because those people that that's brutal.
Speaker 2: What did you do?
Speaker 6: How do you story out someone's mental freak down there?
Speaker 5: Sometimes? You know, sometimes it's really fun. But the way
Speaker 5: that you do it is is these women are all
Speaker 5: so clever and that's what makes them horrible to begin with,
Speaker 5: and they all coach. And the same thing with the
Speaker 5: Bachelor is they approach it with this gainsmanship. They think
Speaker 5: that they're gonna like hustle their way, they're gonna move
Speaker 5: it right, and then the producers are like, we're just
Speaker 5: we're just giving you enough rope and you're gonna hang yours.
Speaker 5: And some of them do it in the most spectacular
Speaker 5: breath ticket they think they're friends with the producers and
Speaker 5: they're just like, oh wow, horrible.
Speaker 2: Can I just say the amount of people that over
Speaker 2: the years that I've gone on dates with who when
Speaker 2: they hear that I host this is like, this is
Speaker 2: an immediate out for me. When they hear that I
Speaker 2: host a Bachelor podcast, they go, I want to apply
Speaker 2: to be honest and then I'm gonna go be a villain.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, do you know how old, Like you
Speaker 1: know how many people have done you know how unriginal?
Speaker 1: And also like you want to go ruin our art,
Speaker 1: Like what's fun about it is when it's sincere. Do
Speaker 1: you want to go be that piece of shit that
Speaker 1: goes and you think you can, they'll see you coming, like.
Speaker 3: You won't even get past the front door.
Speaker 1: It's not even like a funny, clever thing that you
Speaker 1: think you can beat somebody. It's like such an unattractive
Speaker 1: thing to want to do. You want to go fuck
Speaker 1: with my game, get out of here.
Speaker 5: The ones that are okay for that, they think they're
Speaker 5: gonna do it, but they're so clearly messy that it's
Speaker 5: just like, there's no way you don't leave enough cookie
Speaker 5: crumbs everywhere for us to put together an incredible yea,
Speaker 5: it's just destruction of your character. And there were a
Speaker 5: few where it was just like watching the post wedding
Speaker 5: interview and you're like, we're all watching it together, like
Speaker 5: you have to see this woman. She's kidding herself, so
Speaker 5: she's so like deranged at this point that it was
Speaker 5: just like, how do we do this the best way?
Speaker 5: There's a thousand ways to make this so rewatch. There
Speaker 5: were some that were just amazing, and I did I did.
Speaker 5: After my first season working in the story department, I
Speaker 5: was like, let me come on pre story. I want
Speaker 5: to work in the casting because yeah, I think I
Speaker 5: think if we do a little more leg work, we'll
Speaker 5: get the good woman. Wow, because as we saw last
Speaker 5: night in the Bachelor, the bad ones like to take
Speaker 5: their dirt off camera.
Speaker 3: Off cam, right, No, that was shocking off camera.
Speaker 1: Okay, we also have to bring in our production team.
Speaker 1: And Banana is back. We missed her. She was living
Speaker 1: her life.
Speaker 2: And for those of you who are on Patreon with
Speaker 2: us and we're starting again this week, honey, she met
Speaker 2: in New Orleans, the star of Summerhouse who broke Siarra's heart,
Speaker 2: she went West West.
Speaker 1: Yeah, was he doctor Hannah Montana, Arianna Rosanna rosent Pananana
Speaker 1: min Arena Rosnier Marine Welcome to the program, doctor Banana.
Speaker 2: Was he so hot?
Speaker 4: I mean he's not like so hot? He was also
Speaker 4: like I was in a room full of football players,
Speaker 4: so it's like I wasn't like wow, you know, but
Speaker 4: like I did. I was literally mid producing a show
Speaker 4: and I saw him. I walked off the stage of
Speaker 4: my own show and made a bee line straight towards him.
Speaker 4: I was like, can I get a selfie?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 4: But then yeah, he gave me a number because he
Speaker 4: want to party with my host. So I was like,
Speaker 4: you know what, I can make this exactly.
Speaker 1: Make a party with this host too, also with us doctor.
Speaker 2: Kt money kat Money, Money, money money, Levin Katie. I
Speaker 2: went to see your boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Husband lovers, you can husband your husband.
Speaker 2: I went to see Anthony le twelve years Okay, I
Speaker 2: went to see your husband.
Speaker 1: I want to see your husband's movie. He produced the
Speaker 1: He produced the Dylan movie. It was so good. Shout
Speaker 1: out Anthony.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 1: I have so many questions afterwards.
Speaker 2: It was so name in the credit yes, I stated,
Speaker 2: I thought I was really.
Speaker 1: Proud of him.
Speaker 2: It was beautiful, so good. I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: Monica Bomaro, She's so good.
Speaker 2: She was phenomenal.
Speaker 1: Also, I love an El Fanning. I love an l Fanning. Momive,
Speaker 1: everyone's okay, before we get going, here's what so, doctor Banana.
Speaker 1: I went to an Italian restaurant and I had so
Speaker 1: I didn't get food on myself, but I did sit
Speaker 1: at the bar and I dropped the napkin on the
Speaker 1: floor like five times. They kept I didn't even notice,
Speaker 1: but somebody kept bringing me afresh. Now, you can't sit
Speaker 1: at a high bar, no look I I, are you
Speaker 1: a neat eater? I'm not a neat eater, and I
Speaker 1: eat fast.
Speaker 6: I eat so fast, okay, and I would say I'm
Speaker 6: a pretty neat eater.
Speaker 3: I don't spill.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, that makes one of us. I don't not
Speaker 2: eat and I don't I'm not messy. I'm just like normal.
Speaker 2: And I don't give a fuck if I'm messy. Okay,
Speaker 2: you just to own it. You said, like, yeah, bitch
Speaker 2: that you don't make a big deal, then it's not
Speaker 2: a deal.
Speaker 1: I'm doing my best. I'm just trying to slow down.
Speaker 1: I feel that I can't. I don't understand. Like I
Speaker 1: wanted to eat it all now it's like a chemical
Speaker 1: takes over and it's like I gotta. The golden retriever
Speaker 1: in me is like if you're like, I gotta, I
Speaker 1: gotta get it all in my desk, doctor Banana. Do
Speaker 1: you go on meal dates?
Speaker 2: On your dates?
Speaker 4: Yes? What do you?
Speaker 2: What do you order?
Speaker 1: And are you messy? And are you fast?
Speaker 4: I mean I order like what I what I think
Speaker 4: looks good. I don't know. I don't know. I don't
Speaker 4: know if I'm messy and.
Speaker 1: It's a human regular.
Speaker 5: I don't think too.
Speaker 4: Much about it. I just you don't want to eat.
Speaker 1: I've had so much food all over my person that
Speaker 1: it's like it's okay in general, I'm doing my best,
Speaker 1: but also like that's.
Speaker 3: Gonna be I do lean over as well.
Speaker 6: Maybe that's where I'm I kind of like prison eat
Speaker 6: where it's like I'm like so close to the plate?
Speaker 1: Is that bad?
Speaker 5: That I learned that if you lean over, it's because
Speaker 5: like you're more like food oriented, like food has more
Speaker 5: control over you. I'm definitely lean over, that's me for sure.
Speaker 1: I've never liked to.
Speaker 5: Sit back and eat and put the fork down.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't either, I'm lean over. I'm a food oriented.
Speaker 1: I'm a food orient I'm okay. Final thing, Yes, you
Speaker 1: can ask anything.
Speaker 5: What is the thing you eat the slowest?
Speaker 2: Nothing?
Speaker 1: Literally nothing, zero, there's nothing.
Speaker 2: Well, what's something that you have to eat slow?
Speaker 3: You heard me?
Speaker 1: Once a year I go to urgent care for saying
Speaker 1: that I have stepped through and it's because I burned
Speaker 1: myself with my oatmeal. And then people started calling you
Speaker 1: throat meal because I don't wait for cool, so my
Speaker 1: throat meal.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Nothing, I've never eaten anything, you just own it, like you,
Speaker 2: because if you're gonna eat someone like you, just you
Speaker 2: can't like watch. It's like people who go, well, I
Speaker 2: don't fart in front of my party.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't farts to this sport.
Speaker 2: I hold my husband. No, I hold my hearts until
Speaker 2: Anthony walks in theread.
Speaker 1: I don't fart in front of anyone. I don't fart
Speaker 1: in front of anybody. Maybe in front of my brother.
Speaker 1: I would fart just because it's funny, but I know
Speaker 1: I don't farre.
Speaker 3: In front of it. You have to get it out.
Speaker 1: I mean sometimes I occasionally laugh and a fart comes out,
Speaker 1: but I don't.
Speaker 2: One time I was working out at the gym and
Speaker 2: I was like doing some machine and I farteds Banana.
Speaker 1: Do you far in front of barrel?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: So here, So this is your first time watching The Bachelor? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you watched the every episode the season.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm all caught up. I'm invested.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, now I'm gonna start with our queen Rachel. Okay,
Speaker 1: are you loving Grant?
Speaker 3: I'm loving Grant and Garden I love genuinely too.
Speaker 2: I love him.
Speaker 1: I love him.
Speaker 6: I saw a clip of him dancing. You know how
Speaker 6: the Jennifer Hudson Show has the like spirit yeah, people
Speaker 6: walk in. I saw his Yes, he looked so swaggy
Speaker 6: and I'm hot.
Speaker 3: Grant has He has.
Speaker 6: What my sisters and I call the schamar More effect,
Speaker 6: where it's like he has a hotness about him, but
Speaker 6: then he also has a corniness about him, which then
Speaker 6: gives you like a soft spot. When I saw him
Speaker 6: walking down the Jennifer Hudson time, I said, that's hot
Speaker 6: and I need to talk to him today.
Speaker 3: I need I need to check.
Speaker 1: Oh, you need to understand. Generally ABC Mickey Mouse, the
Speaker 1: mouse doesn't give us a hot guy. They give them,
Speaker 1: they give they give us a Christian Southern So it's
Speaker 1: like it's like, hey, because a lot of who watches
Speaker 1: this is middle Like they're like, don't worry, parents, this
Speaker 1: man won't fuck your daughters. So so they give you
Speaker 1: kind of a neutered guy. But by the way, no man,
Speaker 1: even the good guys can't resist the charm of having
Speaker 1: a harem. No, they all get.
Speaker 2: They all get.
Speaker 1: So here's that actually a sincerely hot guy, but.
Speaker 2: His his his wound.
Speaker 1: Which is also his magical power. In my opinion is
Speaker 1: you know, seeming like he sincerely wants a family because
Speaker 1: it was upbringing, which is his gift, which is what
Speaker 1: makes him since to me, presenting sincere and in a
Speaker 1: weird way because he is so hot and tall, Like
Speaker 1: I feel like he's probably had no problem getting ladies.
Speaker 2: Maybe he's like just wanting. So I actually feel like
Speaker 2: he's looking for it.
Speaker 1: He feels to me like the one who's the most
Speaker 1: actually looking for a wife of any of them I've
Speaker 1: ever seen.
Speaker 6: He vocalized that in gen season, yes, and so it
Speaker 6: was like he was ready to take that leap with Jen,
Speaker 6: and so I was like, I had no problem thinking, oh,
Speaker 6: he's just in it for the game or whatever. I
Speaker 6: genuinely feel like he has that possibility.
Speaker 1: In Banana Banana, Are you enjoying Grant?
Speaker 4: Yes, I am enjoying Grant, and I really I sort
Speaker 4: of love that he sort of got caught.
Speaker 3: Up in his ooh, I want to talk.
Speaker 1: So for those of you who don't watch up because
Speaker 1: we have a lot of listeners who don't watch What
Speaker 1: Up Top, now, this is a new thing they now,
Speaker 1: I think they they've had to like keep up with
Speaker 1: the times, so they do sort of little clickbait and
Speaker 1: they start out off top of like drama, which then
Speaker 1: comes up. So this was Carolina confronting him. I mean, like,
Speaker 1: what did you say about me? So basically, and we
Speaker 1: we'll get more into this, but the main juice of
Speaker 1: the episode, I will say Carolina last week she grinded
Speaker 1: him on stage a lot.
Speaker 3: Yes, she did a lot. I agree.
Speaker 2: Rose was crying.
Speaker 3: She said.
Speaker 1: Then Carolena had a one on one she actually presented well.
Speaker 1: I thought she had a good, really cute one.
Speaker 3: She was adorable on the day, adorable.
Speaker 2: On the day she was a game like when she
Speaker 2: was like, let's go again, she was really adorable.
Speaker 1: Then she can't help herself. She likes the cameras. She
Speaker 1: went from actually seeming sincere to be in a shister. Yes,
Speaker 1: and then but then it turns out so.
Speaker 2: Rose, I guess somewhere off camera said to her, Grant
Speaker 2: said to me when he was dancing aka dry humping
Speaker 2: you on stage last week, he was thinking about me.
Speaker 1: Now I believe he said it.
Speaker 4: No he didn't.
Speaker 2: There's a clip of him what he said.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, wait wait wait, okay, whoa what was that?
Speaker 1: I believe he said it? Who cares, and I think
Speaker 1: it's shitty of Rose to repeat. But okay, but okay, okay,
Speaker 1: we'll go Katie first. Okay, Katie first.
Speaker 2: Like there's a literal clip of what he says, and
Speaker 2: he just says like, oh, when we were all dancing
Speaker 2: on stage, I was thinking about you.
Speaker 6: Yes, it's it's vague, but in the moment I received
Speaker 6: it as Rose received it.
Speaker 4: And so on.
Speaker 6: You know, when I talked about it on my radio show,
Speaker 6: he said he was, you know, thinking about Rose while
Speaker 6: he was dancing with Carolina. But when I watched it
Speaker 6: back last night, I was like, the vagueness is there,
Speaker 6: but I can see where Rose would get there.
Speaker 1: She was also sobbing, and she seems a little unhande
Speaker 1: and she always seems a little buzz.
Speaker 6: I will also say her and Zoe. I will also
Speaker 6: say that it seems like Carolina and Rose were both
Speaker 6: having breakdowns because Carolina her being like I didn't want
Speaker 6: to you know, I wish that I never went on
Speaker 6: that date and like now I'm like stressed out. I
Speaker 6: think they were having an off camera like gab sash,
Speaker 6: just like share a room. I don't think that Rose
Speaker 6: did it in a way to like intentionally hurt she do.
Speaker 2: I think I disagree. I disagree with. I'm with Paul.
Speaker 2: I think you can't say something like that and we're
Speaker 2: both spiraling. Would never say that to a person.
Speaker 1: It doesn't even matter. Let's be real. If you and
Speaker 1: I are friends and we're both spirally and we're competing
Speaker 1: for Paul, I don't say to you, oh, that's funny
Speaker 1: that you're spiraling. Because Paul said he was thinking of
Speaker 1: me when he was dancing with you, that's a big
Speaker 1: chy thing to say.
Speaker 2: But also I just did not take Grant saying that
Speaker 2: at all as like when Carolina was grinding me and
Speaker 2: my dick was getting hard, I was thinking of you.
Speaker 1: But regardless, even if he did, it's shitty for her
Speaker 1: to tell Carolina shit.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, it's so so shitty. I take it back. You
Speaker 3: are correct.
Speaker 6: And I also don't think that she thought ahead enough
Speaker 6: to be like if I genuinely because I think that
Speaker 6: her and Grant Rose and Grant have a connection. I
Speaker 6: think that if she genuinely wants to be with him,
Speaker 6: it's like, keep that to myself, okay, my relationship.
Speaker 2: But I will say I don't think it was super malicious.
Speaker 2: I guess actually, but like she just shouldn't have said that.
Speaker 1: I think it's super malicious, doctor Banana. What do you
Speaker 1: think of this me here?
Speaker 2: She's chaos, she's drama.
Speaker 1: What do you think, doctor Banana?
Speaker 4: Who did me? I don't know if it was super malicious.
Speaker 4: I think maybe.
Speaker 1: Purpose, it's on purpose. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: I've had to think it was on purpose, but I
Speaker 4: don't think it was supposed to be that crazy now
Speaker 4: I don't know, Like, I don't think she thought it
Speaker 4: would come back around.
Speaker 1: It's a shitty there's no reason for Carolina to hear that. Ever,
Speaker 1: it's not nice.
Speaker 2: It's not nice to say to.
Speaker 5: Your friend it's weaponized messy. It's like it's it's like
Speaker 5: underhand and stuff under the guise of just being messy
Speaker 5: and careless.
Speaker 2: But that's a nice Messiness is a great praise. That
Speaker 2: might be a podcast.
Speaker 3: That's great. That's great.
Speaker 1: Yes, Okay, Rose.
Speaker 5: Is a bad element. She's that that.
Speaker 2: I don't get that from I kind of do.
Speaker 5: She's like fun first impression, I think she is sweet,
Speaker 5: but I think that she is really in her head
Speaker 5: and she does really want to win this, and she
Speaker 5: is she taste. Yeah, it's like a compulsion.
Speaker 1: I feel like I will say the eating leaning for
Speaker 1: needing fast, I help.
Speaker 2: The way she like when she talked to Grant about it,
Speaker 2: I thought, I thought she actually explained herself pretty much.
Speaker 2: She didn't get over dramatic, she didn't freak out. She's
Speaker 2: just like I thought, that's what she said.
Speaker 3: I think Grant was so.
Speaker 6: I was kind of shocked when she got the rose
Speaker 6: because Grant seems so turned off.
Speaker 2: They made him. She's she'll never never win. No.
Speaker 5: He the look on his face was is shitty. I am.
Speaker 5: I'm doing the math of how calculated and what you're
Speaker 5: putting me through and how you're running this and he hated.
Speaker 1: He also, if you remember and doctor Banana, you if
Speaker 1: you sent us this, like on Gen season there was
Speaker 1: the most toxic guy and that's what was his name?
Speaker 3: Was it not why Sam I was thinking of?
Speaker 1: Somebody texted us again. What his phrase was?
Speaker 4: You got to keep the main thing that main.
Speaker 2: Ten toes down?
Speaker 3: God, he sed.
Speaker 1: But Grant never got involved. He never got sucked in.
Speaker 1: And he seems like if you grow up with chaos.
Speaker 3: Like I don't want to be, It's like.
Speaker 1: I can't handle that and I shut down having grown
Speaker 1: up in chaos, I shut down, honey, and if you're
Speaker 1: going to bring that to me, I'm out.
Speaker 2: I think Rose.
Speaker 1: Look even just her reaction of like, yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: think she intentionally, but.
Speaker 2: Like she shouldn't have said it.
Speaker 1: It's not it's not elegant or kind.
Speaker 2: It's just weird. It's weird to see, it's bitchy. It's
Speaker 2: on purpose. Back in the day, I used to there
Speaker 2: was a.
Speaker 1: Few friends of mine that were other actresses, and they'd
Speaker 1: be like, Oh, it's funny that you Like there was
Speaker 1: a I was on a show. They're like, oh, it's
Speaker 1: funny that they give that to you. Because everybody was
Speaker 1: saying they really wanted to go to me like things
Speaker 1: like You're like like, you're like and it's like your friend,
Speaker 1: and you're like, you're saying that on purpose because it
Speaker 1: feel Now I'm like, did they want it?
Speaker 2: Like and whether that?
Speaker 1: And then you're like, did you say They're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we didn't say.
Speaker 2: People know what they're doing.
Speaker 1: They know there's cameras around, they know what they're doing.
Speaker 6: I think though, that that interaction and that's all of
Speaker 6: that unfolding gave me because the Zoe stuff was giving
Speaker 6: me Agita.
Speaker 2: Your nails are good or they don't.
Speaker 3: Yes, it was giving.
Speaker 6: I was just so annoyed by the zoey stuff that
Speaker 6: I was like, this needs to wrap up because you're
Speaker 6: trying to maybe happen and it's not happening.
Speaker 3: This is not real.
Speaker 2: By the way, you're so hot and you went to
Speaker 2: do if you could just chill out, if you could
Speaker 2: have just been just calm down and stayed in your
Speaker 2: own lane, you would have honestly could have won. She
Speaker 2: is manipulas. Okay, yes, okay, Here we are next level.
Speaker 3: Here we are discussed.
Speaker 2: Here we are all the girls are making breakfast. A
Speaker 2: lot of.
Speaker 4: No one that.
Speaker 1: Anybody and nobody did.
Speaker 2: Nobody wanted to, like, I don't eat car, show me
Speaker 2: more of what these women. I was like, they're actually eating.
Speaker 2: It seemed like a lot of them were actually eating.
Speaker 1: Parisa Okay, Parisa had a dream that there was a
Speaker 1: baby penguin and and it's like and it was imprinted,
Speaker 1: and they're like it was imprinted, and they're like, I'm like,
Speaker 1: have you not seen Twilight.
Speaker 2: Of the Perfect Age to watch?
Speaker 1: He's talking about Jacob imprinted on Bella. But every time
Speaker 1: it was just weird as a baby. You can't imprint
Speaker 1: on a baby.
Speaker 2: But fine, okay, so then okay one on one.
Speaker 1: The two that got them were Beverly and Carolina. What
Speaker 1: the fuck happened to Beverly?
Speaker 3: Is that it appendicitis?
Speaker 1: One asked after Beverly after she left. Nobody cares.
Speaker 6: When they said Beverly, I was like, and they showed
Speaker 6: her face. I was like, I have never seen that
Speaker 6: woman before. I was like, you do not remember From
Speaker 6: the first two episodes.
Speaker 1: Beverly was played the basketball. Yes, Ella's Ella, poor Ella.
Speaker 1: She gave the card and got cut.
Speaker 5: That card was so stupid as a guy, as a
Speaker 5: as a human. It was just like, why he loved it?
Speaker 1: He loved it, but he did get No, he didn't.
Speaker 1: He was just being kind.
Speaker 5: That's what grant to a fault is kind. He's very
Speaker 5: generous to each of these women.
Speaker 3: Especially.
Speaker 1: Yes, a minute, tell me so you thought the card
Speaker 1: was ridiculous?
Speaker 5: It was really bad. You're there on a moment of
Speaker 5: a one on one. They get so a few minutes
Speaker 5: together and I'm like, you're going to have him read something,
Speaker 5: be with him, show that you're a person to be with,
Speaker 5: not a person that's going to give you a thoughtful card,
Speaker 5: which is like nice, but.
Speaker 2: I mean a rose.
Speaker 1: A rose got handed out for shoving marshmallows and a
Speaker 1: screaming chubby bunny.
Speaker 3: And also it was rice crispies. Why didn't they do that.
Speaker 8: Choke?
Speaker 2: They got to rip up their cheeks, you know they
Speaker 2: get a choke, Doctor Banana, What did you think of
Speaker 2: chubby bunny?
Speaker 4: I actually thought that was funny.
Speaker 2: I like her.
Speaker 4: She got him laughing at least he likes that fun
Speaker 4: I know, And she.
Speaker 1: Got the rose.
Speaker 2: That worked for me. I'm doing it?
Speaker 5: Was that with there's a.
Speaker 2: Parisa?
Speaker 3: Oh, yes it was, but it's typically done with marshmallows.
Speaker 2: Not marshmallows. That was weird. That's too much. You can
Speaker 2: only put one in your marstrip up.
Speaker 1: You're right, that would up. That's gonna give you a
Speaker 1: throat meal effect. You're gonna get scratching throat without the heat,
Speaker 1: You're gonna still have the effect of a.
Speaker 2: Throat meal discustro here, you need to know.
Speaker 1: Growing up, my dad was obsessed with his weight, and
Speaker 1: he thought that if you sat, if you ate standing up,
Speaker 1: it didn't count. So he would never eat with the family,
Speaker 1: but he would circle the table and just stick his
Speaker 1: fingers into your food and made off of your plate.
Speaker 2: And so we would eat the fence, like all of
Speaker 2: us eats so fast because you.
Speaker 1: Never know these fingers are gonna go in. So it's
Speaker 1: like you're protecting your meal.
Speaker 3: I feel that, so so you just he was just like,
Speaker 3: I'm not eating with you.
Speaker 1: And then he would just circle around and just be
Speaker 1: like just vulture, a vulture of a disgusting vulture, which
Speaker 1: is like fucking fingers in. So it's like defensive and
Speaker 1: so I come by it honestly. Of years, I'm like
Speaker 1: a gold just like I've got to protect my like
Speaker 1: I don't want your fingers for it's fingers going and
Speaker 1: it's like over your shoulder.
Speaker 2: You don't know when to say. It's like it's like
Speaker 2: an honest Pavlovian responsible I'm like, I'm going to lean forward.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna eat fat. I mean eat all of it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna eat all of it.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be fast, it's not gonna be pretty.
Speaker 2: It's not going to be pretty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go, thank you.
Speaker 5: I got two older brothers, and my oldest brother his
Speaker 5: line was whoever eats the fastest eats the mostest. It
Speaker 5: was like obviously horrible, horrible, but it was like we
Speaker 5: were competitive eaters because like, while there's actually like fried chicken,
Speaker 5: I better eat my ass off if I'm gonna get
Speaker 5: any of this chicken, that's right. And it was like that.
Speaker 1: I still like, you had more than one brother.
Speaker 5: I have four siblings, have two brothers, and I have
Speaker 5: a little sister. But I'm the youngest brother.
Speaker 1: Did you have a brother that just kind of sucked?
Speaker 2: Did you have a Bully?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Did you have like the older brother of wonder years?
Speaker 4: Did you have a Wayne?
Speaker 5: Yes, my brother brand who I love and he lives
Speaker 5: here in La now and we're close.
Speaker 1: But he at the time, back in the day, even
Speaker 1: like my.
Speaker 5: First year, my freshman year of high school, he was
Speaker 5: a senior. I remember I walked through the front door
Speaker 5: and he just appeared out of nowhere and just checked me.
Speaker 3: Made me flat out on my back.
Speaker 5: I was just like, what just happened?
Speaker 2: Friends are there, watched it.
Speaker 1: They with me all the time, And that's why you're
Speaker 1: a king.
Speaker 2: Now, that's why you're a king.
Speaker 5: I'm funny because of it. I was never going to
Speaker 5: be the strongest in the house. Elsewhere.
Speaker 1: Thank god.
Speaker 2: My mother was little.
Speaker 1: My brother was like ninety pounds until like he was
Speaker 1: Anthony Michael Hall in sixteen candles until senior yeard high school.
Speaker 1: Now he's like six feet tall, but he was. He
Speaker 1: was four eleven, sophomore year, ninety pounds, like he was
Speaker 1: a little guy.
Speaker 2: So it was a fair fight.
Speaker 1: He's three and a half years older, but it was
Speaker 1: a fair we would fight.
Speaker 2: It was a fair fight.
Speaker 1: And thank god, you know.
Speaker 2: What I mean.
Speaker 3: Yes, And he's love a good scrawny ywnny guy. I
Speaker 3: do too.
Speaker 2: I'm protective of I'm having grown up.
Speaker 3: I'm up.
Speaker 1: I'm protective of like a little smarty pants, you.
Speaker 2: Know what I mean, Get a little nerd.
Speaker 1: I love a little nerd and protect it like I
Speaker 1: just I have a real soft spot.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 2: He was blind and when I he was born that way,
Speaker 2: giant glasses. But he's funny. He was funny. He's everybody
Speaker 2: liked him. He's well liked.
Speaker 3: But it's like we both tiny peanuts.
Speaker 2: That's a tiny little peanut, a kid, a little tiny kid.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 1: Okay, so they're imprinted Carolyna Okay, appendicitis.
Speaker 3: Yes, she had it. Removed. They were like, you need
Speaker 3: to have surgery right away?
Speaker 2: No, no, should let her go to paradise that they will? Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 1: So then they're talking about it's a math date girl math.
Speaker 1: I earned money because I returned things.
Speaker 3: Grand books, Grandma.
Speaker 2: I actually like totally agree. I'm living that right now.
Speaker 1: I'm living that right now because when I went to
Speaker 1: I went to Europe over the holidays, I needed a
Speaker 1: cute winter coat, so I bought two of them on
Speaker 1: sale at Aricia, not knowing you can't return on sale
Speaker 1: items to a Rizia for anything but store credit. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't have bought them if I didn't think I get
Speaker 1: my money back, But now now I got Now I bought,
Speaker 1: I bought a weird body. Soon I got an oversized
Speaker 1: June jacket.
Speaker 2: Like, okay, it's for you.
Speaker 3: It's right.
Speaker 2: I paid this, you pay it in cash. It's free.
Speaker 2: It's literally this is free. It's like it's like so
Speaker 2: I literally feel like.
Speaker 1: Someone gave me a good card. So they play this
Speaker 1: song and then like I'm looking for a man of finance.
Speaker 2: He's like I'm six ft four, Like yeah, that was fun.
Speaker 1: He's like I'm not six five, but I'm six four.
Speaker 1: There go to the bank vault, there's the trading markets,
Speaker 1: it's the Bachelor's School of Finance.
Speaker 2: And now comes Hannah Berner.
Speaker 1: Yes, I love her.
Speaker 2: I listened to Giggly Squad. Yes, I think she and
Speaker 2: Paige are so cute.
Speaker 3: They're so cute.
Speaker 2: You're so cute.
Speaker 3: I want to talk about wanting to chat with someone.
Speaker 3: I want to sit and just gap with them.
Speaker 1: They are so funny together doctor Banana. They both follow
Speaker 1: me and they and when I posted that I was
Speaker 1: going to be on Gemstones page, GM made did she
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 3: She's so fabulous. I love her team page all the way,
Speaker 3: same same page.
Speaker 1: And I think Craig actually is trying to be a
Speaker 1: good guy on Southern Charm. I haven't finished the season yet.
Speaker 3: I don't think that he needs to be a better guy.
Speaker 3: And what happened.
Speaker 6: He needs to deny rumors about her cheating on him
Speaker 6: in their break up.
Speaker 3: I miss all this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, he needs I'm not trying.
Speaker 1: Because I'm behind and to where I am in the season.
Speaker 1: They're all mad at him because he's not going to
Speaker 1: the bars and partying. So I feel for the guys
Speaker 1: like he's trying to himself. He's not okay, so he's.
Speaker 3: Not doing right Briar in real life.
Speaker 1: Yes, sometimes I literally think, what would Paige to sore about.
Speaker 6: A thousand percent literally thousand from from fashion to her apartment,
Speaker 6: her cat.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, all of it.
Speaker 2: I but she also loves to nap.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's a bed bug. She stays in the bed.
Speaker 3: She's a do I She's not.
Speaker 1: Me too, I'm a bed bug. I love Are you
Speaker 1: a knight out a little bed bug? I think I
Speaker 1: am same? I think I am Okay, great, same, Okay, Okay, look,
Speaker 1: we're gonna we're gonna take a quick break. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: come back and we're going to talk everything.
Speaker 3: Bachelor.
Speaker 2: I need a sexual time out, and we're back.
Speaker 1: Okay, Banana, you love money and finance.
Speaker 2: Did you like this day?
Speaker 1: Did you like the Grand Box? H?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I mean it was kind of shocking how little they knew.
Speaker 4: But also I'm like, maybe I'm just sick in the head.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: He didn't really teach him anything.
Speaker 3: They didn't teach him anything.
Speaker 6: And I thought it was wild that no one that
Speaker 6: grants sat down and they weren't to sit next to
Speaker 6: one crazy to me, I was like, don't run to
Speaker 6: the front of the room.
Speaker 3: Don't go where he's going.
Speaker 6: It should have been musical chairs of like I'm pushing
Speaker 6: you out of the West exactly time some time on
Speaker 6: each other's dry race more we're stealing bucks from each other.
Speaker 3: Come on, you know.
Speaker 1: They put them in power suits.
Speaker 5: I loved that.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 5: Like she brought out the wardrobe, was like, all right,
Speaker 5: now you're doing it changed. I'm like, wait, did they
Speaker 5: assign with Jackie Costa?
Speaker 3: Whoa?
Speaker 5: This gets aside?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: They style them? Who style them? Why are they? I
Speaker 5: have so many colors?
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 1: I was like, did they have an assignment? Because they
Speaker 1: have sizes? I love a shark tank moment because also
Speaker 1: some of the girls, it's just we saw last week
Speaker 1: during basketball. Some of them are nine feet tall, some
Speaker 1: of them are two feet tall. They've got like hobbits
Speaker 1: and giants.
Speaker 5: I feel kind of the thing that I do miss
Speaker 5: in this show is they're they're not showcasing the whole
Speaker 5: woman almost ever. You never get like a clear look
Speaker 5: at them or what It's like they cut so fast
Speaker 5: and I'm like, who is that? Who is that? I
Speaker 5: can't tell?
Speaker 2: Well, I couldn't figure out. I feel like doctor Banana.
Speaker 1: Do you noticed last week that the woman who works
Speaker 1: with the children that inhale and she's like, she's a
Speaker 1: tall is she?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: I always see her sitting down, so I'm like it was.
Speaker 1: Only during basketball. I was like, wait a minute, she's
Speaker 1: a tally, she's a TALLI and.
Speaker 5: Her and Dina have two similar faces.
Speaker 2: Have a very hard you know that little she's a
Speaker 2: tiny one, and then Natalie is a giant.
Speaker 1: Did you notice that, Banana?
Speaker 4: Yes, I did actually notice how tall she was. I
Speaker 4: also saw how tall she wasn't photos later on.
Speaker 1: I was really I know, I know we're not at
Speaker 1: the end yet, but I was very upset that Chloe
Speaker 1: didn't get enough time and that Chloe got cut because I.
Speaker 3: Thought so upset.
Speaker 2: I thought she was beautiful and warm, and we all
Speaker 2: thought in San Francisco, all the scars thought that Chloe
Speaker 2: was going to win.
Speaker 3: Yeah she is.
Speaker 4: You make her the bachelorette.
Speaker 3: Excited.
Speaker 5: That's like a real like warmth. I was like, she
Speaker 5: senator face.
Speaker 2: She does, she does have senator thing she does. Let's
Speaker 2: put her on a reboot of Veep.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she would be good.
Speaker 3: She does it.
Speaker 2: Or.
Speaker 1: She feels like she could be like the head of
Speaker 1: the town council.
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, not the mean one, like I do care
Speaker 5: about this little town. I was raised here.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, the mayor. She's the mayor.
Speaker 1: She's the mayor, she's the senator. She is because she's
Speaker 1: a cute pant suit. Her husband's a fireman.
Speaker 3: Yeah, her husband.
Speaker 4: I was like, when she has a real husband, I
Speaker 4: made her real exactly.
Speaker 2: That'd be very twenty twenty five.
Speaker 6: I'm thinking about though, if they send her to Paradise,
Speaker 6: because I'm like, all these women have to go. If
Speaker 6: there's no bachelorette, you send them all there? Yes, who
Speaker 6: in Bachelor Nation would we pair her up?
Speaker 2: I can't even remember who was on last season of
Speaker 2: jet I mean.
Speaker 3: Like, there's Jonathan there, which Jonathan.
Speaker 1: That's hot, but he's not.
Speaker 2: That's all a little fella Jonathan.
Speaker 3: What I think?
Speaker 5: You forgive my ignorance and you clarify what Paradise is.
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Okay, can I just tell you what. When I first
Speaker 1: heard about Paradise, people are like, are you gonna watch Paradise?
Speaker 1: So was like, no, I have a life. Here's the thing,
Speaker 1: it's the most important show in the history, including the Sopranos,
Speaker 1: including the Wire, including like whatever succession. It's the most
Speaker 1: important show in the history of television. Scripted are unscripted.
Speaker 1: This is all You're just gonna to know.
Speaker 3: The farm team.
Speaker 1: They all live us highly in Mexico. They stay at
Speaker 1: a resort, the pa playa del whatever it's like. It
Speaker 1: has no air conditioning. They all stand one beds in
Speaker 1: one room. Boy, what gals and fellas? Okay, it's like
Speaker 1: horny musical chairs and you have to be paired up
Speaker 1: at each At the palapa, they hand out roses. So
Speaker 1: so one week there's eleven fellas and thirteen gals, So
Speaker 1: two girls aren't going to get roses at the rose ceremony.
Speaker 1: So then the next week, okay, so then there's eleven couple.
Speaker 1: Then the next week they send in more guys. There's
Speaker 1: eleven gals and there's thirteen fellows coming in. But you
Speaker 1: and then the goal at the end if you're not
Speaker 1: gonna get but you have to propose to win.
Speaker 2: But in a weare way.
Speaker 1: They've spent more time because they can and they can
Speaker 1: kind of drink all day. They send hot tubs. You
Speaker 1: spend more time getting to know each other, but it's
Speaker 1: horny musical chears because you might be like, Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: kind of killing time with Ardene because I've heard rumor
Speaker 1: that Rachel's coming.
Speaker 2: Down, but she does.
Speaker 1: She might not be here until week three, so I
Speaker 1: got to kind of trick Arden for three weeks to
Speaker 1: get Arden's rows.
Speaker 3: They also all have had outside like because their Instagram
Speaker 3: Instagram is really ruined.
Speaker 5: Influencer.
Speaker 3: Yes, so they've seen each other out. A lot of
Speaker 3: it is also dated or.
Speaker 1: D they all go to they all go to Stagecoach, Yes,
Speaker 1: and then there's a lot of also now because of
Speaker 1: pre Instagram, it was sort of more fun, but now
Speaker 1: there's a lot of like you can get your currency.
Speaker 1: If you get a more power couple, you don't really
Speaker 1: have to go back to becoming a dental hygienis. You
Speaker 1: could just self fab fun boxes with your cent and Katie.
Speaker 2: Is that affair?
Speaker 7: Is that?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Absolutely that.
Speaker 5: Iral.
Speaker 6: I love Paradise because I love numbers, and I love
Speaker 6: the numbers of married couples from Paradise.
Speaker 3: The last season was horrible. I think all of them
Speaker 3: split up. But we've got.
Speaker 6: Paradise babies from Ashley and Jared we have Tanner and Jade,
Speaker 6: Tanner and Jade, Raven and Adam, now Thomas and Thomas
Speaker 6: and Becca.
Speaker 1: We also have the Canadian, the Canadian and Kevin.
Speaker 2: Kevin we had a breakup from Carly and evit they did,
Speaker 2: but it actually they get to actually spend time together.
Speaker 2: And like this show where at the at the very end,
Speaker 2: I think collect you've had like three days.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that that dynamic is strange to me.
Speaker 1: It was like you're, oh, grocery store Joe and Serena.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, yes, they just got married. Yes, So
Speaker 3: I feel like the paradise is where you get true
Speaker 3: love at the end, whereas like the leads for Bachelor
Speaker 3: and Bachelorette, they sometimes just sort of fall off the
Speaker 3: face of the earth and they're never.
Speaker 2: Togethert Bana, what did you just see? Your mind just
Speaker 2: got blown online by something?
Speaker 4: You know, I because I was looking up when Bachelorette
Speaker 4: would come back, because you know how they're skipping it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no there's no there's no answers.
Speaker 4: So now I'm curious like how they're going to create,
Speaker 4: Like is it going to.
Speaker 1: Be like people from the farm teams?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Because Ye're right, there's no guy.
Speaker 2: There will be no guys yea, and the guys from
Speaker 2: Gens were not going.
Speaker 3: No, that's what I'm saying. I can only remember Jonathan.
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 2: A lot of people are saying they're doing it because
Speaker 2: they've chosen such bad guys in the venning process. They're
Speaker 2: choosing guys I'm ready to.
Speaker 5: Come on and casting. Let me just to the Bachelor franchise.
Speaker 5: I know you're listening. I would I love to let
Speaker 5: me shake up. Let me shake it for you, Okay.
Speaker 2: I think that could help you think you do a
Speaker 2: good casting job.
Speaker 5: I know I could pick interesting guys, guys that will
Speaker 5: be attractive to a woman, and like you know, we'll
Speaker 5: rattle them in a positive way for you.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 5: I think that a lot of times they do look
Speaker 5: at like that Midwest appeal, that red state appeal for
Speaker 5: these guys, but they miss what Grant has is like
Speaker 5: genuinely genuinely attractive.
Speaker 2: Like a healing sexy draws you in sexy.
Speaker 5: He's say he's got risk, he's got a ferrari, which
Speaker 5: is problematic.
Speaker 2: But they they've chosen guys in the past who like
Speaker 2: literally had restraining orders, who were like including stuff like
Speaker 2: including on the Golden Being.
Speaker 1: Okay, that that doctor, the doctor.
Speaker 3: Yes, the dude who was like second, what was that
Speaker 3: guy's name? He had a restraining crazy teeth.
Speaker 2: Crazy teeth tears seemed sweet so from Reno. Okay, so
Speaker 2: here we go.
Speaker 1: So so they have they Okay, what's the craziest thing
Speaker 1: you've ever spent money on? Alex bought a butt plug?
Speaker 6: Yes, crazy, that's not I honestly need to evaluate why
Speaker 6: she wrote it. I know, because because ABC is not
Speaker 6: butt plug.
Speaker 2: That's av yes it's it was, but it was.
Speaker 3: The butt was blurred out. So I'm trying to figure
Speaker 3: out what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why do you think?
Speaker 5: I think because because of TikTok we're there? Meaning what
Speaker 5: meaning the conver like butt plugs are not so taboo
Speaker 5: as even they were five years ago.
Speaker 3: It's like, I love that you said because of tiktokok.
Speaker 5: Target, Target sells sex toys. Yes, that's where we're at.
Speaker 2: They've been selling sex toys for a while.
Speaker 5: Okay, right, it's right by the damn pharma.
Speaker 2: But like I think that you don't notice it, like
Speaker 2: with the condom.
Speaker 5: It's like sexual wellness, but it's like they got some
Speaker 5: bus stuff.
Speaker 2: Guys, getting bigger, to like getting more stuff, like it's getting.
Speaker 6: Normalized as I'm all for the normalization of butt plugs.
Speaker 3: But Alex as a runner on Contemporary, as a contestant
Speaker 3: on The Bachelor, what would grant seat in the butt
Speaker 3: plug and then say, you know what, my.
Speaker 5: Girl, this is a girl.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, So that was her way of getting it
Speaker 3: out into the world a little bit.
Speaker 5: I'm a I'm a bit of a lowercase F freak.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: She's like, I don't know how yeah, so I'm going
Speaker 4: to choose this opportunity.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 2: Okay, So you're right. It's like I might run up
Speaker 2: on an I'll pack a farm, but I do like, yeah, yeah, wow, yeah,
Speaker 2: I thought it was savvy.
Speaker 5: Actually I was like, okay, getting noticed, Yeah for sure, Yeah,
Speaker 5: she got it.
Speaker 1: She said that it also was like I might see
Speaker 1: menocent and I might not be contourted my.
Speaker 2: Makeup and with fake eyelashes, one of our natural one
Speaker 2: of our natural beauties.
Speaker 1: But that doesn't mean that I'm not down to clown y.
Speaker 3: Yeah, strategic, strategic, strategic, but stopped.
Speaker 5: Okay, all fun the whole time, and I will continue to.
Speaker 2: Be fine all all avenues are open.
Speaker 3: I'll never not be funny for her. For him, I
Speaker 3: don't know I'm saying either.
Speaker 5: No, Okay, okay, she's technically either. But that's that was
Speaker 5: a wink to him. That was right, Oh wow, this
Speaker 5: is you read that?
Speaker 2: Huh. No, I've read it as her being like, I'm
Speaker 2: into ship and I want you to know about it,
Speaker 2: like I'm not gonna I'm not gonna hide it. I'm
Speaker 2: not like.
Speaker 1: She's kind of very open about everything. Okay, we'll get
Speaker 1: to her in a second, because I have some thoughts,
Speaker 1: but I agree with you. I was like, good for her, Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: We you think meaning like I'm ready to peg or
Speaker 1: I'm ready to like if you want to get to
Speaker 1: the ass.
Speaker 5: I think it's more if you want to get to Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's how I got it.
Speaker 3: See I immediately was peg me too.
Speaker 2: No, I thought she was I'm open for.
Speaker 5: That's why she said.
Speaker 3: I think she doesn't know he's into that. That was
Speaker 3: a leap of faith she took. I thought peg.
Speaker 1: I thought peg too.
Speaker 2: I got pegged if it was I have.
Speaker 5: A strap on? Yeah, too aggressive and first of all
Speaker 5: would not have made see I see.
Speaker 6: I see the fact that strap one wouldn't have made
Speaker 6: it through, but butt plug got its way in.
Speaker 2: Time and the first time between eight and eight thirty. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 2: thank you for illuminating.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: So then right now I had to find I had
Speaker 2: enough fall up questions that I got there. Now I
Speaker 2: have the answer.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: So then Zoe's now mad because Hannah kept giving her
Speaker 1: money to Bay, who was giving funny answers.
Speaker 2: Bailey sucks, can we just give real annoyment?
Speaker 3: But she was smart.
Speaker 2: Zoe being like I was being, Zoe sucks even harder.
Speaker 2: The Bailey and a tailor and a tail of and
Speaker 2: a tail of two sucks.
Speaker 5: Those were from the first episode.
Speaker 3: I was like, absolutely not, I know the social media.
Speaker 2: Then she takes pictures him wrong, she he likes the
Speaker 2: natural gals.
Speaker 1: He's not here for he's a gentleman. So he's like, okay,
Speaker 1: i'll take your picture.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But like he doesn't.
Speaker 2: He likes the woman that.
Speaker 1: He actually is asking more questions than most of our
Speaker 1: leads ever have. And I don't find I don't know
Speaker 1: any man that would be sight to be like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll just keep taking your picture.
Speaker 6: I love the edit when they were having their like
Speaker 6: one on one chat and in his confessional, he was like,
Speaker 6: she's silly, but I want to see a different side,
Speaker 6: and she was like yeah. She was like, I don't
Speaker 6: know who doesn't love a funny woman. I'm just gonna
Speaker 6: be funny the whole time. And I was like, they
Speaker 6: are not on the se.
Speaker 1: So she won the extra time, she got the extra cash.
Speaker 1: I've always wanted to go into a cash grab booth.
Speaker 3: I'd be so good. I was like, how could I
Speaker 3: do this the right way?
Speaker 8: Shirt?
Speaker 1: Some of the gals that somebody tweeted to us, the
Speaker 1: ones that didn't wear the bra if you didn't have
Speaker 1: because you couldn't.
Speaker 2: There are some women you couldn't and you probably couldn't
Speaker 2: just open it. A lot of people were just mean.
Speaker 1: Zoe was just plunging like some of them, the outfits.
Speaker 1: You couldn't open the.
Speaker 3: Shirt, Dina.
Speaker 6: I feel like I had the greatest strategy where she
Speaker 6: was like stuffing in pockets, stuffing in your braw Yeah,
Speaker 6: she's just very so.
Speaker 1: She guesses alone time, and she pays for a dance
Speaker 1: because he didn't go to prom because he was busy
Speaker 1: playing basketball. He pays for a dance and she pays
Speaker 1: for his shirt, but they have like no chemistry, they
Speaker 1: don't kiss, She's there's no there there.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Good, he's cutting the right ones.
Speaker 2: Except for the producer picks at the end, except for Chloe. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I was a big l but it was worth it
Speaker 5: to lose people her, to lose Bailey. I was like,
Speaker 5: I'm losing one of my least favorites, but I'm also
Speaker 5: losing one of my favorites, so I gotta go.
Speaker 2: That's Chloe will be at Paradise. Though people read it
Speaker 2: are really mad.
Speaker 1: About it, No, no getting Yeah, because he seemed to
Speaker 1: have a really nice connection with her.
Speaker 3: I just feel like she didn't have enough time. There
Speaker 3: was no time, and also like she.
Speaker 2: Just was like smart and to not have just like
Speaker 2: the skinniest women in the world, like it was so
Speaker 2: nice to have.
Speaker 3: Like I loved her variety.
Speaker 2: I loved her.
Speaker 1: I still love her. Putting on Zoe's T.
Speaker 2: Shirt just wears so good.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 1: I thought I was She's like, I ain't threaten to
Speaker 1: give a thought.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 1: I also loved that.
Speaker 5: But she did her big. The reason she got cut
Speaker 5: is because she didn't think to play enough of the game.
Speaker 5: She was my personality show and if it's right, it'll
Speaker 5: be right. It's like, no, these girls are crying to
Speaker 5: make it about them, creating a storm he has to
Speaker 5: deal with because he is empathy and it's like, no, Chloe,
Speaker 5: you gotta you gotta throw some elbow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she.
Speaker 7: So so.
Speaker 1: So they gave Bailey a dossier. She picked all the
Speaker 1: grand box, and then Parisa did Chubby Bunny.
Speaker 2: He loved it. She loved it.
Speaker 3: That was cracking.
Speaker 2: He loved it.
Speaker 1: I mean, we all thought Parsa had crazy eyes in
Speaker 1: her photo. And I gotta say, she's she's a little cuckoo,
Speaker 1: but she's fun. She's not gonna win, but she's okay.
Speaker 1: So then Zoe was like, that was so hard for me.
Speaker 2: I was so uncomfortable. She's such a rack.
Speaker 1: I just like I also didn't go to prom I
Speaker 1: was studying too much.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 2: It was just like he was he was not looking
Speaker 2: at me. You know, I'm crying.
Speaker 6: I should have sat next to him, Zoe. Yeah, Sarafine fun, Yeah,
Speaker 6: I have some kind of levity to your day.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: So then Sara Fina, Sarafina was like, what the fuck
Speaker 1: Sarah Fina she I kind of love her and I
Speaker 1: kind of love her. She's not fun, but I loved her.
Speaker 5: I would never pick her.
Speaker 1: She's not fun, She's never fun.
Speaker 2: Her face was like fuck you.
Speaker 1: But then look, it wasn't her best. She got a
Speaker 1: little caddy and she was like, are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: So you're making a stink about the Zoe fuck you doing?
Speaker 1: But then she let it at the best of her
Speaker 1: and she was like, that's the shortest dress.
Speaker 3: I him like, in this context, that's the dig you're
Speaker 3: gonna give to her. That's not even a dig and
Speaker 3: she's walking by you.
Speaker 6: It just was so just don't smart. Yeah, I was like,
Speaker 6: that was not the way to play it. I will say,
Speaker 6: Zoe gets on my last freaking nerves. But the fact
Speaker 6: that she did not give a name to grant to
Speaker 6: me made all the girls sweat. Instead of just being
Speaker 6: like she was like, I don't want to just pinpoint Seraphina,
Speaker 6: I don't want to just pinpoint Ali Joe. I don't
Speaker 6: want to just pinpoint Julian or whatever.
Speaker 3: Ali Joe, Ali Joe. I thought.
Speaker 6: I thought that that was a trump card for her,
Speaker 6: because then all of them the next day were like.
Speaker 3: Wasn't me was.
Speaker 2: Person? The first person he guessed was Bailey.
Speaker 3: When he when he started listening.
Speaker 1: He went, I think today thoughts sucked. And then he
Speaker 1: was like, oh is it my girls?
Speaker 2: Like is it Letia?
Speaker 5: Is it?
Speaker 3: Like I do?
Speaker 7: I think?
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, is it the ones?
Speaker 3: I like yes?
Speaker 2: And then so it started with.
Speaker 3: It, said Bailey.
Speaker 4: First, I was like he.
Speaker 3: Was waiting for a moment to cut.
Speaker 2: It's like She's like, people are literally belittling me. You're
Speaker 2: belittling me, and so Juliana then confronts Zoe.
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm allowed to chat with whatever I want
Speaker 1: to chat with, and then she goes, you guys did
Speaker 1: exactly what I expected.
Speaker 2: To regroup. There's nobody's nicer.
Speaker 1: Cut to the morning everyone is sobbing on the day
Speaker 1: back insane was Alex sobbing clutching her toy line.
Speaker 3: I had to rewind and say, did I miss?
Speaker 6: I thought I had a neurological event because I was like,
Speaker 6: Alex was not in this at all?
Speaker 3: Why sobbing?
Speaker 2: May do they care?
Speaker 1: It also made me go, oh, is my front runner?
Speaker 2: Is my favorite?
Speaker 3: Cuckoo? Is she cuckoo?
Speaker 1: Is she not matured enough? Is she going to fold
Speaker 1: it on her?
Speaker 3: She showed a card, but it was Alex.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I agreed. I was like, did I miss something?
Speaker 2: Because like, why would they give a ship this month?
Speaker 2: I would never cry.
Speaker 1: If we were hanging, If you were hanging under the
Speaker 1: palapa on a day bed and I'm clutching a lama sobbing,
Speaker 1: would you reevaluate me as your friend? Like what would
Speaker 1: what would you think of that? Like if you were
Speaker 1: with Alex, what would you would reevaluate? Like, oh, she's
Speaker 1: not as together as I thought.
Speaker 4: No, I would be like we're all being like crushed
Speaker 4: under the weight of this TV show. Yes, I'd be like,
Speaker 4: this is this is what's happening.
Speaker 3: This is who we are falling apart.
Speaker 4: We don't have our phones, we don't have to.
Speaker 3: So Alex is your front runner?
Speaker 2: Oh no, I mean she was.
Speaker 3: She said this.
Speaker 2: I've tried to connect with her. I've asked her about
Speaker 2: her pageants.
Speaker 4: Yes, I tried to be.
Speaker 2: I've tried to connect with her. I've asked her about
Speaker 2: her pageants. She knew how much we care trying to
Speaker 2: be her friend, but.
Speaker 1: She doesn't want to be our friend. Meanwhile, Carolina got
Speaker 1: a date now Alex. Alex got to go run around
Speaker 1: the Beverly Center with the weirdest date ever and the
Speaker 1: sexiest woman on earth got to go to Vegas. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna take a quick break. But before we go,
Speaker 1: do we have any final thoughts on Zoe acting like
Speaker 1: an asshole? Do we have any final thoughts on people sobbing?
Speaker 3: Let her get Zoe out of the mansions an.
Speaker 2: Ass she's such an asshole. I think she's going to
Speaker 2: be there for a while.
Speaker 4: He's I don't know what.
Speaker 6: You can see the connections elsewhere. I never see a
Speaker 6: connection or spark the interact.
Speaker 1: I think it's because she went to Duke and she's
Speaker 1: a model. So on paper, you're like, Okay, you're an engineer,
Speaker 1: you went to Duke, you're a model, you're together.
Speaker 3: I should like you.
Speaker 2: But also the way he got so upset by that,
Speaker 2: I was like, he cares about her.
Speaker 3: Wow, I was, I hate it.
Speaker 2: She's shop he.
Speaker 5: Will and I was I was saying this to you
Speaker 5: earlier on the phone. I think Grant is Grant. One
Speaker 5: of two things is going to happen to Grant in
Speaker 5: this situation. He's either gonna get up with a girl
Speaker 5: who he is going to ruin her life, or he's
Speaker 5: gonna end up with a girl who's going to ruin
Speaker 5: his life.
Speaker 2: And he is very welcome to the bachelor, though welcome to.
Speaker 5: You will ruin his life. Why because she's an asshole,
Speaker 5: she is very manipulad.
Speaker 1: He's gonna end up Zoe.
Speaker 2: So to me that I don't. I hope she is.
Speaker 5: She could win. You know why she could win because
Speaker 5: because she's able to sort of exert this like influence
Speaker 5: on him, like like she's convincing to him, and he
Speaker 5: kind of though he likes it, but he is also
Speaker 5: so like kind of unaware of his own weakness and
Speaker 5: so like he wants to protect, but he is not.
Speaker 5: He's not above being manipulated.
Speaker 1: And I feel like I feel that he can more
Speaker 1: end up with a Carolina.
Speaker 5: For sure.
Speaker 6: I definitely see that maybe passion is there. I see that,
Speaker 6: I see that she's hot, Zoe. I don't see it
Speaker 6: when he's looking at her. I don't see him staring
Speaker 6: at her and being like the one of So.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's an interesting thing, going to ruin the life.
Speaker 1: I like your theory and we'll discuss it more when
Speaker 1: we come back after quick break.
Speaker 2: I don't know about you, but things are getting so
Speaker 2: hot in here. I think I got to take I'll
Speaker 2: pay your break. We're back.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: So we just had Alex uh sobbing. He goes on
Speaker 1: the private plane with Carolina and they do the worst
Speaker 1: app ever on the plane.
Speaker 3: Don't get me started on Grant's music. Dude, it's not
Speaker 3: so much.
Speaker 2: He's got to stop.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be in every episode thing and we need
Speaker 3: to strap it in. Fan, get in on the ground floor.
Speaker 1: I could handle if I had to the piano star.
Speaker 3: That was the worst n That was the wrap. Okay,
Speaker 3: but you all have to listen to his song party Girl,
Speaker 3: that is came out. I don't. No one knows if
Speaker 3: we released it. No one knows if we did. You
Speaker 3: find Spotify?
Speaker 6: Okay, party Girl? Party Girl is my I think about
Speaker 6: it when I sleep.
Speaker 2: Cut it out.
Speaker 1: Listen to ten seconds and then we'll cut it out. Okay,
Speaker 1: are you ready to hear party Girl?
Speaker 2: Ana here?
Speaker 3: January twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2: He was like, I'm getting ready, but it's going he doesn't.
Speaker 3: It's talk about it. He won't talk about it.
Speaker 2: He shouldn't because he should.
Speaker 3: People are like did someone leak it? Is he really
Speaker 3: just on the Bachelor to.
Speaker 2: It feels that way jump off his career.
Speaker 1: Jed Anna is he?
Speaker 3: Jaed is?
Speaker 7: He is?
Speaker 4: He? Dog doesn't seem very jetty. But that's insane that
Speaker 4: that's out.
Speaker 2: There, dude, and it just dropped.
Speaker 3: Jet ain't good. It ain't good and not good enough
Speaker 3: that that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: But well, neither was Jed.
Speaker 7: Neither was Jad Him taking the car like dog food jingles,
Speaker 7: him taking time away from the girls during the R
Speaker 7: and B Challenge to perform in front of Mario told
Speaker 7: me all I needed to know.
Speaker 3: So that's all I'm going to say.
Speaker 1: It's really it's a lady boner killer. It's like a
Speaker 1: thousand I can't date. I can't I can't date stand
Speaker 1: ups anymore for a variety of reasons.
Speaker 5: You don't have to tell me.
Speaker 1: And they're not nice people. But like beyond that, you're like,
Speaker 1: what's they're not funny?
Speaker 2: What if they're not funny?
Speaker 1: Like it'll it's like it's like the opposite of the
Speaker 1: basements are flooding across America. It's like when you put
Speaker 1: a phone in a bag of rice, You know what
Speaker 1: I mean? To like if you put your water and
Speaker 1: like if you drop your phone and wanted to put
Speaker 1: in a bag of rice. That is like what it's
Speaker 1: like hearing his mutes, just like it'll try up the
Speaker 1: pants of women across the Is.
Speaker 3: It common for stand ups? I've always wanted to know this.
Speaker 6: I was like dating, hooking up with one, and almost
Speaker 6: every conversation we had.
Speaker 3: I can't ended up can't with them saying I can't.
Speaker 3: So was that funny?
Speaker 4: I can't?
Speaker 6: And I would be like, wait, well, I thought we
Speaker 6: were having real conversations if they were doing bits on
Speaker 6: me and they were like writing no, they're like to
Speaker 6: use the conversation or like they would try out stuff
Speaker 6: on me, and I had to be like, stop doing.
Speaker 1: I stand up that. My our friend Lauren and I
Speaker 1: both have individually had intimate conversations with this person that
Speaker 1: feel heartfelt yes, and then we've.
Speaker 2: Worked out later.
Speaker 1: Both of us have seen them workshopping. Both of us
Speaker 1: have seen intimate conversations that are personal that you think
Speaker 1: they're opening up to me and then you realize like there, no,
Speaker 1: they were workshopping, and then you see them as like
Speaker 1: reels on their Instagram doing like talking to camera or
Speaker 1: or like a confessional type. It's like, no, you just
Speaker 1: you just tested it out, you.
Speaker 2: Worked it out on you first.
Speaker 3: I don't want to be audience member zero either.
Speaker 5: I can't.
Speaker 3: If we're going to be funny, do that out there
Speaker 3: exactly and then come home. And I can't. I don't
Speaker 3: want to boring conversations.
Speaker 2: I just just work at Starbucks.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 3: Is it is it common?
Speaker 5: Yeah, well it's really common, or at least.
Speaker 3: Tell me when we're workshopping, so I can you.
Speaker 2: You're not You're not that.
Speaker 1: Guy though, Paul, you're not. But you're also like a
Speaker 1: you're not a toxic like that's why you're here. You
Speaker 1: wouldn't be here if you were that guy.
Speaker 2: It's true. Paul is married to his high school sweetheart, can.
Speaker 3: I just say that?
Speaker 2: And they have two great kids and he's a green dad.
Speaker 1: So like, Paul is an anomaly in the world of
Speaker 1: like like and it's not and that's not the topic
Speaker 1: of his stand up. He doesn't play his family like.
Speaker 1: He's not like you know, when you're married, like he
Speaker 1: like is private and he protects his family. But like,
Speaker 1: Paul's like and I and I've never seen him flirt
Speaker 1: like he's like a he's a solid, like sincerely good
Speaker 1: guy that like that's but like he's a cute guy
Speaker 1: that like could.
Speaker 2: Go be out.
Speaker 1: Like I've seen guys hide the fact that they're married,
Speaker 1: Like this is a respectful guy loves his high school sweetheart.
Speaker 2: Since here, how old were you?
Speaker 5: Since we were like fifteen?
Speaker 2: I mean that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: So so love is real.
Speaker 5: Love is real, but you're not a creep.
Speaker 1: And like, so this is an anomaly. I was not
Speaker 1: going to do bits on you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's you know a lot of guys they do.
Speaker 5: It's it's like they can't help but think that they've
Speaker 5: got to cast this genuine connection like this is genuine,
Speaker 5: and I struggle with being genuine. So if I can
Speaker 5: have a real if this is working in a genuine setting,
Speaker 5: I have to be able to monetize this. And it's
Speaker 5: like sometimes my wife and I are talking and it's
Speaker 5: it's like, okay, this is funny, right right, I'm realizing
Speaker 5: this is funny. There might be something here, but I'm
Speaker 5: never like all right, alright, she's coming home from work,
Speaker 5: say I was looking you know, I would.
Speaker 2: Even like as I share a little bit about my
Speaker 2: real life. It is.
Speaker 1: It's always about my own quirk. I would never discuss anybody.
Speaker 1: I would never discuss what we talked. It more like
Speaker 1: I'm a person trying to be on earth and like
Speaker 1: I get nervous eating. This isn't me workshopping like some
Speaker 1: conversation or or or we're talking about somebody.
Speaker 3: After the fact, I would never do that, like behavior,
Speaker 3: that's messy.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 3: No, no one should.
Speaker 5: No, it doesn't feel good after the fact that, like
Speaker 5: as a friend.
Speaker 1: So that comes back to you, You're like, I don't
Speaker 1: want to have Yeah, I know that you've taken my
Speaker 1: time goblin to me. Okay, So we're back, Okay, So
Speaker 1: we so question overall and we're going to keep it moving.
Speaker 1: Do we think he's there just to become a professional singer.
Speaker 3: I hope not, because he will not make it in
Speaker 3: the business.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think so. I don't he's just here
Speaker 2: for the record drop.
Speaker 4: No, because he can make so much more money day trading.
Speaker 3: Okay, which we I don't even know that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, does that mean he has like three things?
Speaker 5: They have gone hard on bitcoin early and he's made
Speaker 5: some money.
Speaker 2: That's what it is.
Speaker 5: That's likely what it is. Yes, and then by a Ferrari,
Speaker 5: which and the house deeply wants to give security and
Speaker 5: comfort to his mom that she didn't have. Yes, Yes,
Speaker 5: he wants that for he wants to get to give
Speaker 5: that to whoever this lady picks. And you see that
Speaker 5: instinct with the ones that like Letia. She was falling apart.
Speaker 5: I was like, oh, she's doing it too early. And
Speaker 5: then I was like he she came in too early
Speaker 5: and caught him on the back foot. And he's like,
Speaker 5: I gotta protect her.
Speaker 1: He didn't like when Dina was talking about her firm.
Speaker 2: He's like, I have not.
Speaker 1: He didn't like that.
Speaker 2: He was like yeah, I like.
Speaker 1: He's like, I've never dated one with ambition and like
Speaker 1: you Gus.
Speaker 3: He didn't like that, he didn't chase his success.
Speaker 1: He didn't like he kind of slumped her hand like that. Okay,
Speaker 1: so here he is, he's on the he's on the plane.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep keep it moving, he goes. Our bond
Speaker 1: started on the dance floor. Oh you mean when she grinded.
Speaker 3: You and when you said you were thinking about Rose.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, Now the people that were here last week
Speaker 1: we had Sean and Jack Keith both thought it was
Speaker 1: totally appropriate and not too much that Caroline. I feel
Speaker 1: like it was, and they didn't think she was rude
Speaker 1: to the other women. I said, you don't need to
Speaker 1: go that hard on the stage. You're gonna get someone
Speaker 1: on one time later, like you don't need to fuck
Speaker 1: come on stage.
Speaker 3: But that was before. Wasn't that before? Didn't she do
Speaker 3: like the little rap and then heeped on him and
Speaker 3: then I had like a solo dance.
Speaker 1: And then and then at the solo dance, she's she
Speaker 1: straddled him.
Speaker 2: And grinded him.
Speaker 5: There was a portion in my my former reality producer
Speaker 5: brain that was like curious how they cut that? And
Speaker 5: I don't know that it went on for as long
Speaker 5: as it sound like it did. Okay, that's that was
Speaker 5: just my one, Like I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3: But to full on cowboys job, that's a lot with
Speaker 3: Mario on the same couch in this scenario is like
Speaker 3: with Mario on the same call, sitting No, they were
Speaker 3: sitting there.
Speaker 1: The Doctorprenano.
Speaker 2: We didn't get to talk to you. What did you
Speaker 2: think of the Carolina grind on next to Mario on
Speaker 2: the couch.
Speaker 4: I mean, honestly, in front of an entire audience, this stranger, crazy,
Speaker 4: full grind.
Speaker 1: You Jaques were here for it, Like what, no, you
Speaker 1: just again, you could do that? Do it in your
Speaker 1: private moment. It's gonna make everybody else feel bad. But
Speaker 1: then Rose hurt people, hurt people. The little serpent, she's
Speaker 1: struck back. She's a viper, she's a she's a speaker,
Speaker 1: little viper.
Speaker 2: She got back. Okay, so the worst drop ever shed?
Speaker 2: So them suld He's she goes, should we just get
Speaker 2: married in Vegas? And then he got scared. He was
Speaker 2: like what, I'm sorry?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: And then somebody actually says married.
Speaker 2: He's like, that's what this is.
Speaker 3: That's what you're here for.
Speaker 2: They are jumping off the stratosphere. I write down nightmare
Speaker 2: whying also nightmare.
Speaker 3: Why did they go to Vegas to do that?
Speaker 6: That was such a wasted Vegas trip to me, where
Speaker 6: I'm like, go to a casino, go to a magic
Speaker 6: ship like something that's like more grand they did, Oh my.
Speaker 1: God, and they jumped fast and I'm like to me
Speaker 1: and uh, forgive me if I don't know if this
Speaker 1: is an outdated term, but I feel like a Carnie
Speaker 1: is like throwing you off of like like who's tested this?
Speaker 8: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: It's just like some fucking high teenager who's like, you
Speaker 2: know it's like jump, yeah, Like how do you know
Speaker 2: this is safe? Like it's like some high te age kid.
Speaker 6: Like we also had a bungee jumping moment last season
Speaker 6: in Gens. I'm like you later, yeah, I'm like, we've
Speaker 6: seen it.
Speaker 1: But it's also like, if you go through the fear
Speaker 1: of death together, you have created bond. Really yes, So
Speaker 1: I did find that she was a fucking great She
Speaker 1: was chill.
Speaker 6: As I almost thought it was going to backfire though,
Speaker 6: because he was like I want to feel he wanted
Speaker 6: to he wanted I want to feel protected, and she
Speaker 6: was like go on.
Speaker 2: I also feel that he wanted her. He wanted to
Speaker 2: be Papa Bear and be like, but OK, baby girl,
Speaker 2: you bot this.
Speaker 3: But they were both.
Speaker 5: She was like what you get at And when she
Speaker 5: said let's go again, I was like, that's really hot. Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's like challenging. That's like challenging.
Speaker 2: She's hot. I mean, she's the hottest person on earth.
Speaker 3: See I don't see that. I think she's really cute.
Speaker 2: Anna.
Speaker 1: Do you think she's the hottest person on Earth?
Speaker 4: Carolina?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah you do, but I wouldn't say she's the
Speaker 2: so hot honestly, Like, so she's so hot to me?
Speaker 3: Is the hottest person on Earth in this lineup? I
Speaker 3: mean she's I don't know why.
Speaker 1: She's the classiest hot person on Earth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the hot.
Speaker 1: This one is trouble. This one is not gonna win.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I think that she.
Speaker 2: She was from this date.
Speaker 1: So then we go, they go, he takes her shoes off,
Speaker 1: They go to the pool, They have dinner in the pool,
Speaker 1: shoes off.
Speaker 3: Cute.
Speaker 1: We find out Kitty Kat has epilepsy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was the moment where I was like, she
Speaker 5: really could go all the way.
Speaker 1: She was great, she played her, she played it well.
Speaker 2: She did too early.
Speaker 5: Make sure their their handshake, she was funny handshake, and
Speaker 5: so she was. She proved that she's really fun and
Speaker 5: then like she got emotional. She revealed this thing and
Speaker 5: you could see that brought out his protector energy and I.
Speaker 2: Was like, oh, she is good.
Speaker 1: But she also proved today that she could jump off
Speaker 1: eighteen times off the statosphere. So like her having epilepsy,
Speaker 1: it's not that.
Speaker 3: It's something.
Speaker 2: She's a wilting lily.
Speaker 1: You have to be careful at like a concert or
Speaker 1: a movie or like with like strobe effects, something like
Speaker 1: which is real, like it's dangerous and it's sincerely like
Speaker 1: life threatening and real. And her but she she was like,
Speaker 1: I'm fucking tough and badass. It was a perfect one too.
Speaker 1: They laid her up to win.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, first and she she stuck it.
Speaker 2: She stuck it.
Speaker 1: She was she looked hot, she did, Katie, you're not
Speaker 1: in I mean she I liked her on the date.
Speaker 5: I did.
Speaker 2: I thought she had a good date. But then she
Speaker 2: ruined it. She ruined it. She can't she did.
Speaker 1: She ruined it because I was like, oh, maybe I
Speaker 1: was wrong about Carolina, and I was like, no, she
Speaker 1: ruined it.
Speaker 2: I was right.
Speaker 1: She's not great on the other women. No, I'm not
Speaker 1: into a gal that's only cool around the guy. Oh no,
Speaker 1: it sucks around the other lady.
Speaker 3: The I hate, hate, hate, hate, and all the dating
Speaker 3: shows yes, I do not like yes.
Speaker 6: When you are signed up for something and then you
Speaker 6: can't handle this something. She even said, this shows you
Speaker 6: cannot say you know he's out on a date with
Speaker 6: someone else, and you can't say that when they are
Speaker 6: sixteen girls.
Speaker 2: You're in the Bachelor, you were on a date and
Speaker 2: all those women were there waiting for She's an asshold
Speaker 2: of the other women. It's rude to the women who've
Speaker 2: gotten zero time with him.
Speaker 1: It's rude to people that we didn't even know existed,
Speaker 1: Like we hardly knew ye, Sarafina, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like, yes, but you're right, Like the show's been on
Speaker 2: for how long? You know the fucking rules? You know
Speaker 2: how this goes back like the game. He can't believe
Speaker 2: this is happening.
Speaker 3: To me, to me and again this early we are
Speaker 3: episode three, they have some kind of lace.
Speaker 1: It our amazing.
Speaker 2: I think so many of these women are so beautiful
Speaker 2: that they probably have never had any adversity with men,
Speaker 2: Like no competition.
Speaker 3: Is probably very true, right, How.
Speaker 4: Could you remember Latia? They said no to Latiah.
Speaker 3: Who said come talk to me?
Speaker 5: Is going far?
Speaker 2: I hope? I think, okay, well we can we can
Speaker 2: do a little discussion. Okay, So here we go.
Speaker 3: So they go.
Speaker 2: It was fast. They do their handshake, they're going to dinner,
Speaker 2: they're taking them out.
Speaker 3: PJ.
Speaker 2: We had our PJ.
Speaker 1: You know, anybody calls a private PJ, it's going to
Speaker 1: put out a song on Spotify. Club party girl. They
Speaker 1: just want to live.
Speaker 7: And then.
Speaker 1: She has issues and she's feeling off and he you
Speaker 1: know what, And then he ask some real questions, what
Speaker 1: makes you feel like you are ready for marriage? Or
Speaker 1: are you ready? I mean, this guy wants to get married.
Speaker 1: He wants to be the one that brings it up.
Speaker 2: Yes, he wants to.
Speaker 1: Bring it up.
Speaker 2: You can't bring it up.
Speaker 3: You better not be joking.
Speaker 1: You better not say the phrase let's get married, because
Speaker 1: be like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: How?
Speaker 1: And so she's like and then she goes and then
Speaker 1: he said, do you want to have this conversation? Because
Speaker 1: she takes a sip and she's like, you know, I
Speaker 1: learned a lot about uh uh, he said, I learned
Speaker 1: a lot about empathy, about your story from your dad,
Speaker 1: that you're loyal, And then she's and then afterwards there's tears.
Speaker 1: I like you, I stick around, is what she said,
Speaker 1: you know, but a lot of people don't stick around
Speaker 1: for me.
Speaker 3: I know, the lone wolf. Yes, then I.
Speaker 1: Know how badly I want to stick around for you.
Speaker 1: And there's a possibility, you know, like I have. She
Speaker 1: had tremors at thirteen. She's crying.
Speaker 2: Can you deal with that? He's like, let me gather myself.
Speaker 1: I like, no, I cannot, but actually I can't.
Speaker 3: I'm out. I'm going to walk you out.
Speaker 2: He goes, I'm starting to feel feel all it feels
Speaker 2: for you, you know, And uh yeah, And if if
Speaker 2: you become my wife, no matter what you need, I'm
Speaker 2: always going to put you first. You have a great heart.
Speaker 5: And I can see that she hit quadrants.
Speaker 1: She did, she did, she did, she did, And I
Speaker 1: want I want to know every part of you inside
Speaker 1: and now, inside that fantasy, sweet honey, inside and as
Speaker 1: I know, every part of you inside and out is
Speaker 1: a wild thing to say.
Speaker 2: I don't know that I can handle that on the
Speaker 2: first day.
Speaker 1: Don't want you to I don't want.
Speaker 4: You to say.
Speaker 3: I don't want you.
Speaker 2: I don't want you to say.
Speaker 1: That to me on our first day. I might check
Speaker 1: out on a first I don't want that. That's too much.
Speaker 2: That's look. But but I mean she did dor I
Speaker 2: hump him on stage and like put sort of like
Speaker 2: not saying, oh, she's asking for him to say that,
Speaker 2: not even like the phrasing, but it's like the physical
Speaker 2: connection is that yes, And he's like, I'm.
Speaker 1: Meeting you where you're at and I'm into it.
Speaker 2: Yes, I see you and I raised you.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I think that was just a corny line. I don't
Speaker 5: think he was even meaning it to be like, yes
Speaker 5: he was, do you think so?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 5: I just felt like a guy who is no poetry, and.
Speaker 2: That is have you heard?
Speaker 4: Have you heard? Party Girl?
Speaker 5: Look if you could convince me he wrote party Girl
Speaker 5: the songwriter a songwriters publishing.
Speaker 1: Okay, he definitely wrote it.
Speaker 4: Have you heard it?
Speaker 5: He wrote as the artist?
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: So then he was like I could see myself falling
Speaker 1: in love with her when you know, you know, you know,
Speaker 1: I might have just had the love of my life. Wow, corrected, Okay,
Speaker 1: so then there.
Speaker 2: So then now spotify my whole a whole party Girl.
Speaker 3: So then.
Speaker 2: Here we go. Beverly's really sick.
Speaker 1: Turns out she is really sick.
Speaker 3: She is very sick, crazy, but her one on one
Speaker 3: will still continue.
Speaker 2: What look like when she got the car, did she
Speaker 2: look like she was happy?
Speaker 3: She was so happy.
Speaker 2: She didn't look like she was like I'm in pain,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 3: She was kind of like leaned over onto one of
Speaker 3: the girls on the couch.
Speaker 2: College who had to have his appendix removed, and it
Speaker 2: was like sudden like he had a tummy ache and
Speaker 2: then all and then like it was excruciating pain. He
Speaker 2: had to go to the ear. He had to be
Speaker 2: ad minuted to the hospital right away emergency surgery.
Speaker 6: Well, because they she in the way that they found out,
Speaker 6: it was the announcement for the group dates, so her
Speaker 6: date was probably later that week, and they just kind
Speaker 6: of by process of elimination where like she's going on
Speaker 6: the one on one and so will care Lena, So.
Speaker 3: That day could have taken a turn later. She looked
Speaker 3: happy in the moment.
Speaker 1: So then basically this was a way to give it
Speaker 1: to Ltia for sure. So they're like and there was
Speaker 1: no rhyme or reason of who's going to get the dinner.
Speaker 8: There was no.
Speaker 1: If one of you does well with grooming. Lisa Vander
Speaker 1: pumps like rescue.
Speaker 2: I did really appreciate all the hype of adopt the dog. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I came talking about I love dogs, yes, and promoting
Speaker 2: an adoption of I did love me too, And he
Speaker 2: was really cute washing the dogs and it was funny
Speaker 2: because I was like, when he's like, do you guys
Speaker 2: like dogs? Like the reaction I would have been like
Speaker 2: I would have been he probably would have cut me
Speaker 2: because he would have been like, she likes dogs too.
Speaker 1: Been how you would have been? How you would have
Speaker 1: been how Rebecca walked up and greeted him on the
Speaker 1: street last week and hugged him too. Hats that would
Speaker 1: have been you with the dogs.
Speaker 6: But yeah, I thought the dog I thought the dog
Speaker 6: walking for the first time because I have been thinking
Speaker 6: lately like the rush of the timeline and the just
Speaker 6: like overly romantic situations they put them in for these
Speaker 6: dates sort of creates this theory in your mind that
Speaker 6: you're maybe falling harder than you actually are. Going on
Speaker 6: a dog walk just down the street and chatting felt
Speaker 6: so real to me because it's like that is something
Speaker 6: that you don't practice with someone.
Speaker 3: You don't go on a date walking a dog, you know.
Speaker 6: And it felt like, Okay, if we can not to say,
Speaker 6: if we can get through the dog walking, we can
Speaker 6: get through anything.
Speaker 3: But it just was like there's no frills here, it's just.
Speaker 2: Rooting for us. But she was so shut down. No
Speaker 2: body language was so closed. I think she just looked
Speaker 2: terrified and no personality, not fun She's got the funniest
Speaker 2: voice on the show.
Speaker 5: Yeah did she Her voice is very funny.
Speaker 2: I don't remember.
Speaker 5: Little Kirmity, not all the time, but sometimes she goes
Speaker 5: there and I'm just like, I love it.
Speaker 2: As a person with a voice, I appreciate.
Speaker 1: There's a guy I have a mailbox, and the guy
Speaker 1: that works at the mailbox he was like, he's like,
Speaker 1: it's funny because you look like an adult. You seem
Speaker 1: up put together, and then your whole energy is like
Speaker 1: not adult at all.
Speaker 2: I was like, thank you. He was like, he's like,
Speaker 2: you come in and you seem all adult and like
Speaker 2: your mouth up. Was like, you know what, and I'll
Speaker 2: take it. I'll take it. Yeah. He was like, oh yeah, no,
Speaker 2: He's like you need to talk low and calm, like
Speaker 2: I need to. He said.
Speaker 3: He liked that.
Speaker 2: I say, you're not adult at.
Speaker 8: All, you know.
Speaker 2: And I was like thank you.
Speaker 1: So then Dina was they were really washing those dogs
Speaker 1: and they were and like he she was like, Dina's
Speaker 1: trying and she's too ambitious and to put together chasing success.
Speaker 2: No, he didn't like that.
Speaker 3: I should ever do that, well, no, woman not on
Speaker 3: mad Chase success?
Speaker 2: Now, don't you chase success with practical answers?
Speaker 8: Condo?
Speaker 3: So well, I have a house.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like in Chicago.
Speaker 3: You you want to be in my condo?
Speaker 2: Remember what season? Was it Grand?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: It was it? It was shell Cross. Didn't Zach shame
Speaker 2: that gal for talking about Q four? Yes, she was
Speaker 2: like talking about her job and being like she was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: I have to deal with a lot of stress and
Speaker 2: like you know, like the fourth quarter is always really
Speaker 2: busy at work, and he like.
Speaker 1: Really, he was like, he was like, I have bigger
Speaker 1: things on my mind, like finding the woman for me.
Speaker 1: Where you're about Q four and she's like apologized for
Speaker 1: being ambitious that they are so weird about an ambitious woman.
Speaker 3: Weird, weird guy.
Speaker 2: What the hell, Paul? The male species as representing men?
Speaker 2: What the fuck?
Speaker 5: You know, when you think to when you think that
Speaker 5: you can't stand up to that, Like you look at
Speaker 5: it and you're like, I am not at that level.
Speaker 5: It's scary. You're like, there's a sophistication level to this
Speaker 5: woman that I can't actually communicate with. So when he's
Speaker 5: talking with he's yeah, yeah, He's like, I am intimidating
Speaker 5: boy and you're a woman.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 1: He doesn't like talking to her. He doesn't like a boy,
Speaker 1: and she feels like a woman.
Speaker 5: For sure.
Speaker 4: She was gallant.
Speaker 5: She was trying to tell that too. She as they
Speaker 5: conversate it as they are talking, you can tell that
Speaker 5: she's cons I am tempering this because a really probably.
Speaker 2: People's balls off in court.
Speaker 1: I'm a fucking like litigator, you know, like I'm a
Speaker 1: public What do you think, Katy Katy is feelings? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you agree that she's humoring him, but she's like, okay,
Speaker 1: I know, just that she feels like a woman.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yes, and it is intimidating. But she heard part
Speaker 5: would and we might have fun together. But I'm not
Speaker 5: worry we'll fun together.
Speaker 3: We're chasing success at different paces, yes, and a different games.
Speaker 2: Yes, did I play you party Girl?
Speaker 3: She just gets up and watching, just like I wonder if.
Speaker 1: We could post a reel and put party Girl.
Speaker 2: Maybe a shot.
Speaker 1: Gotta do it if we get flagged, yeah, dude, it's so.
Speaker 4: Flagging us what record label?
Speaker 3: Party Girl Girl? Party?
Speaker 1: We need to have surgery or put party Girl under it.
Speaker 1: I wish it was just a remix of Eddie Murphy's
Speaker 1: My Girl must Have party all the time.
Speaker 3: That would have been smart.
Speaker 1: So then they're like, okay, bye by Lisa vander Pomp. Okay,
Speaker 1: so he goes, I'm gonna do a belly rub every day,
Speaker 1: so cute. So then he he put his arm around
Speaker 1: Serafina and then and then she's like, okay, so I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go have a dinner now with Latia. She canna
Speaker 1: put on the hottest red drops.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, beauty her.
Speaker 2: The body.
Speaker 1: She's ten feet tall, gorgeous, elegant, sexy, but like really
Speaker 1: just like modest and sexy at the same time.
Speaker 3: You know who you need to check in with is
Speaker 3: rooting for her, and I think is friends with her.
Speaker 6: Tell me Charity, God, so please contact your bestie Charity
Speaker 6: and check in and.
Speaker 1: Just feel like you need to come to a live
Speaker 1: show with us in New York with Cherry.
Speaker 3: I need to Ever since you told me, I was
Speaker 3: like I need to be.
Speaker 1: Can you tell Rachel how exciting Charity and Dotton were
Speaker 1: and Dottan's mom.
Speaker 4: Yes, oh yeah, they're really fun. To get messy.
Speaker 1: Dott's mom called me a silly girl. She left and
Speaker 1: she put my head on her bosom, and she she said,
Speaker 1: I was a bright light and I've never felt more
Speaker 1: comforted in my life.
Speaker 3: I mean to be around.
Speaker 1: I want to send her a Mother's Day card. Now
Speaker 1: I should text I should text Charity and say, can
Speaker 1: I get Dot's mom's dress.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 1: I'm going to send her her new daughter, send her
Speaker 1: a card because I consider her my new mom.
Speaker 2: Is that fucked?
Speaker 1: No, she would accept me. She would accept me.
Speaker 2: I loved her.
Speaker 6: Charity is voting or not voting, but she's rooting for Letia,
Speaker 6: so I don't know what. I don't know like that,
Speaker 6: but Charity is Team Latia, Charity. I was like, I
Speaker 6: trust anything Charity says.
Speaker 3: So I'm going with it.
Speaker 2: So cool, so beautiful.
Speaker 1: He is ten feet tall, but fun.
Speaker 3: I want to hang with them so much.
Speaker 2: Okay, yes, yes to the dress?
Speaker 3: Yes, okay?
Speaker 1: So then he so she gets dinner, they go to
Speaker 1: the courthouse to get to get married. She's Carolina, meanwhile,
Speaker 1: is back at the mansion, back from Vegas, stressed out.
Speaker 1: You know what, why don't we take a quick break
Speaker 1: and we'll come back and we'll finish it. We'll talk
Speaker 1: about how the rest of the night went the rose ceremony,
Speaker 1: and we'll do our post of the week.
Speaker 3: Let's do it.
Speaker 8: Oh, bone Zone.
Speaker 3: Time for the bone Zone.
Speaker 2: And we're back.
Speaker 1: So meanwhile we're talking about how he's at dinner with Latia.
Speaker 1: Carolyne is back from Vegas so stressed out, and there's
Speaker 1: three other girls are all freaking out. She's talking to them.
Speaker 1: She's like, I wish that she's jealous. I wish that
Speaker 1: I did not have that date. And all of them
Speaker 1: are just staringot her, like I don't fucking know what
Speaker 1: to say.
Speaker 5: This asshole holding a rose. You get to say that.
Speaker 3: Away.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, Sarah Fina is spinning out because she didn't get picked.
Speaker 1: I guess to go at City Hall. Shows up with
Speaker 1: a red, red dress and he's like, wow, our connection
Speaker 1: is major. He's like, you look so beautiful. You know
Speaker 1: what we all thought it.
Speaker 3: We all thought showstopper.
Speaker 2: Holy cow.
Speaker 1: I don't know who made that dress, but I feel
Speaker 1: like no one else would look like that.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 1: She's also tempe. He likes the tall ones.
Speaker 5: I think in the end, well, because he said he
Speaker 5: wants to play sports with his kids of his.
Speaker 8: Brain is like.
Speaker 1: A sup a super child, right, there.
Speaker 2: That really right?
Speaker 1: He wants basketball team?
Speaker 5: Do you want?
Speaker 3: Okay? I hear and see that.
Speaker 1: Okay, look at you're doing well as a man?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 2: Oh thank you? Do you feel good representing many?
Speaker 5: I think I'm a weird representation, but you understand.
Speaker 2: But you've done enough time though around like bros as
Speaker 2: a stand up that you under you can read the code.
Speaker 5: I definitely get yet, and you're.
Speaker 1: From Washington State. There's some like guys there.
Speaker 5: I'm a blue collar guy, but I've also there's a
Speaker 5: lot of trappings to guy culture that are repugnant. And yeah,
Speaker 5: there's a lot of just like seeing this is alsot
Speaker 5: of like yeah, of course, a lot of this is
Speaker 5: like the give me like two things just like his
Speaker 5: his like grants, need, his like need to care for
Speaker 5: It's like so hilariously macho. It's really comical.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 5: And then it's like when when he can't offer that
Speaker 5: to someone like a Dina, he doesn't know what to do. He's, yes,
Speaker 5: I don't know if I will be seen as valuable. Wow,
Speaker 5: And so he gets insecure.
Speaker 2: That take.
Speaker 1: Okay, do you what do you think of that?
Speaker 2: Rachel?
Speaker 3: I totally agree.
Speaker 6: I do not have a lot of interactions with men,
Speaker 6: but the ones that I have had and what you're describing,
Speaker 6: I have seen it happen in real life.
Speaker 3: Not necessarily to me, but you know with men out
Speaker 3: in the world that I just got.
Speaker 2: Worried that you would be cold. Are you cold?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: I intentionally brought a blanket out for you.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 2: I wanted you to have a blanket.
Speaker 1: Leg I want on my legs to Okay, great, okay,
Speaker 1: So here we are. So she's jealous. She's spinning out
Speaker 1: red dress and he goes, you look so and she's
Speaker 1: again I think, because she's.
Speaker 2: Not grinding him on stage.
Speaker 1: That's also like ooh this is hot. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: and he's like, this connection is not easy to come by.
Speaker 1: You are someone I could see my future with. I
Speaker 1: want to hear about your family. Then we learn well
Speaker 1: about him. First, he grew up in New Jersey. His
Speaker 1: dad was a businessman. He was successful, but he was
Speaker 1: an addict, and he was telling him a lot of things,
Speaker 1: bad things about his mother. Then it turned out maybe
Speaker 1: the mom was actually the good guy and the dad
Speaker 1: wasn't telling the truth. And so now his mom's not
Speaker 1: as affectionate as he's like. He definitely wants a mommy.
Speaker 1: He wants like a mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, and he goes,
Speaker 1: I just want to feel loved and I want to
Speaker 1: come home to He says this to her on the day.
Speaker 1: I want to come home to and I believe it.
Speaker 1: I want to come home to a hug and a
Speaker 1: kiss and I can't wait for my family and my kids.
Speaker 1: And uh, yeah, what did you think of that?
Speaker 5: Paul so clearly laid out like this sort of like
Speaker 5: traditional vision of a family, like a nuclear family. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and it's like it's sweet, but it's very immature. It's
Speaker 5: like a very immature take on like what his future
Speaker 5: will look like. And it's like sad. But Latilla could
Speaker 5: kind of relate background wise, she had a similar like
Speaker 5: rough background.
Speaker 3: So he was like, we could mend other yeah, which
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 5: Is a really intoxicating yes trauma bond, which is why
Speaker 5: him and Latia. I think I think lats gonna go
Speaker 5: really far.
Speaker 2: I think she might win. She's gonna win. I think
Speaker 2: she's gonna win's So then he goes, She's like, well,
Speaker 2: I can relate.
Speaker 1: My parents met in college, they got married, and my
Speaker 1: dad my mom is from she's white and she's from Idaho.
Speaker 1: My dad was from Fiji, and then I was born
Speaker 1: and then three months.
Speaker 2: And they were in Hawaii. So he died in a
Speaker 2: car accident.
Speaker 1: But my mom and my all, my family, they all
Speaker 1: I always really loved. I feel my dad's presence. And
Speaker 1: he's like, yes, I want kids.
Speaker 2: Love is it?
Speaker 1: So she's one of eleven.
Speaker 3: Love is it?
Speaker 2: Love is it? And he goes, He's like, that's the
Speaker 2: piece that I'm missing. And then she sat on his lap.
Speaker 3: Wow was I was like, what's about? Are you going
Speaker 3: to get the grinding again?
Speaker 1: And then they facetimed her mom, who was lovely, so sweet,
Speaker 1: and then the mom was like, oh my god, this
Speaker 1: is to me you.
Speaker 3: I was like all the other girls there.
Speaker 1: And then he's like, I'm starting to develop feelings for you.
Speaker 1: And he gave her the rose and she goes, I
Speaker 1: felt seen and valuable. And then there's a cello on
Speaker 1: a violin and then they started like slow dancing, and
Speaker 1: then he goes, after tonight, Letia could be my wife,
Speaker 1: Doctor Bannana, give me all your thoughts, honey, doctor Banana
Speaker 1: as a physician, as a resident physician, to tell us.
Speaker 4: I think Latillas a very strong shot. I think she's
Speaker 4: gonna will the Mormonism stand in their ways.
Speaker 6: I feel like that is a fantasy, sweet conversation that
Speaker 6: he will remember. They showed at the beginning he's like grappling, grappling, grappling.
Speaker 6: Maybe that's what they find out at the end where
Speaker 6: he's like, I am Christian. I'm assuming he's Christian. I
Speaker 6: don't know if he's brought it up, but like he's like,
Speaker 6: I really like her, but that might be a deal
Speaker 6: breaker for him.
Speaker 2: I'm I if he has to convert, that's a huge, huge.
Speaker 3: And something to learn, like a day or two before
Speaker 3: you have to propose, is like you've got to You're
Speaker 3: gonna have to be Mormon. Yeah, very curious to see
Speaker 3: if that's Now.
Speaker 1: There's a person who's been emailing on us, so we're
Speaker 1: gonna ask them what they think. They are Mormon listeners,
Speaker 1: and so we're curious, what do you do you think? Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll just read what do we we have? Somebody who's
Speaker 1: name is Jeff Shadow. Jeff Okay, so he said this
Speaker 1: is I just asked about the kissing. He said, kissing
Speaker 1: is okay? Did I read this last week?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Kissing is okay. Long answer, kissing is okay, but premarital
Speaker 1: and extra menital sex are not okay. So church leaders
Speaker 1: preach against passionate kissing that can lead to other passionate
Speaker 1: activities against the commandst Okay okay.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay okay.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of a lot of Some friends stated
Speaker 1: in their teens in the early twenties they wanted to
Speaker 1: save their first kiss for their wedding day, but it's
Speaker 1: not required by the church, and nobody's stuck to that.
Speaker 1: Church teaches teams to go on dates with lots of
Speaker 1: people rather than date one person exclusively.
Speaker 2: Okay okay, okay, okay, okay okay.
Speaker 1: The church also promotes dating within the church as it
Speaker 1: makes it more likely that the church will remain the
Speaker 1: couple will remain in the church. But it's also a
Speaker 1: requirement for a wedding in a Mormon temple. But Mormons
Speaker 1: can marry non Mormons and remain in good standing, and
Speaker 1: their weddings can be held in Mormon chapels, So.
Speaker 2: There's a uh. He said.
Speaker 1: There's definitely a purty cultural prevalent in Utah and other
Speaker 1: areas with large Mormon populations. Which goes beyond the official
Speaker 1: church teachings. But anyway, so it seems like they could
Speaker 1: get married. Okay, So so we appreciate thank you, Jeff.
Speaker 2: I mean we also don't know how religious she she
Speaker 2: was brought up, yes, yes, but she might not. She
Speaker 2: might not.
Speaker 1: Didn't she say it was important to her early.
Speaker 2: On in one of the episodes, I don't think so.
Speaker 5: I know that she talked about how important family is
Speaker 5: to so sometimes I know that's sort of like the
Speaker 5: stage pl.
Speaker 2: Are you in?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 1: Are you going to keep watching this season?
Speaker 5: Of course?
Speaker 1: Will you come back?
Speaker 5: I love to come back.
Speaker 1: A nice friendship happening.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 1: This is nice, nice combo like I like hosting, I
Speaker 1: intentionally place. I like putting, like dinner seats together.
Speaker 2: I like that it's good.
Speaker 1: I like it like I like a I like to
Speaker 1: set a vibe. Okay, okay, So so here we are.
Speaker 1: So he's like she could be it. They have their
Speaker 1: slow dance to uh cello and violin. So meanwhile, Carolina,
Speaker 1: we come back.
Speaker 2: It's the road ceremony.
Speaker 1: Carolina is losing, storming, storming, storming girl, you have the roads.
Speaker 1: She's chaos like she is chaos with a capital coaa chaos,
Speaker 1: pain in the ass. To the other women, it's like
Speaker 1: purely guy folkus.
Speaker 6: And it has at some point you have to understand
Speaker 6: being in the house also involves the relationships with the
Speaker 6: women in the house. It is fully should be all
Speaker 6: about grant, but it is like a sorority or you know,
Speaker 6: a rush or something where it's like, I also have
Speaker 6: to be in good standing with my housemate.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 5: It's weird that you don't see you lot of it,
Speaker 5: but you see in their body language.
Speaker 7: Help.
Speaker 2: Yes, we've done a lot of episodes with a lot
Speaker 2: of people.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of friendships that developed them, like doctor Branana, right,
Speaker 1: Like there's all these friendships that develop within the house.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how we met. Remember when we met, we
Speaker 2: were cut the first round to the other guy.
Speaker 4: We had Stockholm.
Speaker 2: Yes, we shared a bunk on the top bunk mansion
Speaker 2: every time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, except during COVID it got a little they were
Speaker 1: like and then they were also poor Katie was stuck
Speaker 1: in like a hot like a Marriotte, New Mexico, breaking
Speaker 1: bad by the river.
Speaker 2: Okay, so then.
Speaker 1: So then so then he's like, okay, guess what guys
Speaker 1: I'm throwing a prom they say wheel out. It felt problematic.
Speaker 1: I was like these guys to be creepy to the
Speaker 1: young gu I mean, like Jonathan has a young girlfriend
Speaker 1: because he's hot, because he's hot, you know. I was like,
Speaker 1: is Jack gota? Jack got a new suit? Jack got
Speaker 1: a different suit, he got he bought a new suit.
Speaker 3: They were also trying to make the Golden men be
Speaker 3: the gold Who were the two golden ladies?
Speaker 2: We have April, Susan Kathy Kathy.
Speaker 3: Yes, the two of them.
Speaker 1: They were like everywhere, not gonna, It's not happened.
Speaker 5: There were more bumbs for the Golden bachelors to come
Speaker 5: out than the children to come.
Speaker 2: Out, because those guys could be creepy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like, bring me some of the guys from
Speaker 3: Gen season. Yes, we can like create something.
Speaker 1: Give me Jonathan, yeah, okay. So then Rose she's like,
Speaker 1: she's like carely just crying. She's like off camera. Rose
Speaker 1: and I had a conversation where he told Rose when
Speaker 1: he was dancing with me, he was thinking about her.
Speaker 1: And then she's crying.
Speaker 2: She's like, and I'm jealous of the tea. I'm on
Speaker 2: a downward spiral.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 1: And then a box arrives. Will you go to prom
Speaker 1: with me? There's corsages. So there's Gary Jack Keith and
Speaker 1: Jonathan Keith has an ear piece.
Speaker 2: In he has like a like a secret service coil
Speaker 2: and uh, they got the money.
Speaker 4: It may have been a hearing aid.
Speaker 2: No, it was a coiled down to his shirt.
Speaker 7: Was it?
Speaker 1: It coiled down to her shirt? Maybe he couldn't read.
Speaker 4: The couldn't remember his line.
Speaker 2: Maybe he also maybe he was too blind to read
Speaker 2: the que car Okay, So then they had enough money
Speaker 2: to get little John get Low.
Speaker 3: That's a popular song music this season has money killed yes,
Speaker 3: and yeah, it typically does not have It is typically
Speaker 3: pond five type music and is giving. We've got a
Speaker 3: little seasoning or spice. We're gonna give it.
Speaker 2: It's a white person who was like I have black
Speaker 2: people Like it says, I have a black.
Speaker 5: What a man?
Speaker 3: The woman that is, she's crazy?
Speaker 2: What a man that we have? Mario?
Speaker 1: And then we have a little jo we get low,
Speaker 1: which is.
Speaker 2: Classic, an incredible song, but like it's definitely a white
Speaker 2: it's a way person.
Speaker 1: It's a white person trying to seem so cool cool.
Speaker 1: We also think whoever works at the Bachelor is spiraling
Speaker 1: because when they wrote the the bios were really phoned
Speaker 1: in in a manner that whoever is like, I'm sure
Speaker 1: the budget was cut because it's only ten episodes and
Speaker 1: then and they're cutting the Bachelorette and then so like
Speaker 1: whoever's left.
Speaker 6: Is hanging on by its like I'm doing social I'm
Speaker 6: doing BIOSes.
Speaker 2: Also, I'm a sixteen year old white woman going through
Speaker 2: a divorce. Yeah, this is it's Kathy from The Golden
Speaker 2: Bachelor is picking the music. It definitely is like I'm
Speaker 2: trying to be cool and it's none of it is white.
Speaker 2: It's all it's really it's.
Speaker 1: But I was like, this one actually costs money.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, so then okay, so get a little plays and.
Speaker 6: It's incres It's so we typically get songs that don't
Speaker 6: have lyrics.
Speaker 2: No, we get we get by.
Speaker 1: We get to Neil Arts, we get we get to
Speaker 1: Mescal Road. Yes, we get like songs that are not
Speaker 1: they're like, oh it's my favorite band. It's Yellow Door Frame.
Speaker 1: It's not a real band.
Speaker 2: So these are real.
Speaker 1: They've gotten real songs. I mean it might be dated,
Speaker 1: but they're this is a banger of a song. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and Dina asked them to prom with the balloons, and
Speaker 1: he's like, wow, this is uh She's like, you know
Speaker 1: this has been easy for me.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, I've got a.
Speaker 1: Great firm, I've got a lot of security, I got
Speaker 1: a lot of perks. He's like, wow, this is difficult.
Speaker 1: I'm just I've just never had somebody who has the
Speaker 1: same success brain as I do.
Speaker 2: No, don't don't get me wrong.
Speaker 3: I also have fun.
Speaker 2: I was in Europe seventeen times this year. I work hard,
Speaker 2: play hard. And he's like, okay, well, I've never dated
Speaker 2: a woman where success is super you know, super successful.
Speaker 1: Like I have to know when enough is enough?
Speaker 2: What was that that was fucked?
Speaker 3: That didn't like that?
Speaker 5: Weird?
Speaker 1: That was shaming? He shamed her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he slapped her wrists for like owning.
Speaker 1: A condo.
Speaker 2: Like that.
Speaker 5: That was really unfortunate.
Speaker 1: By the way, as a woman dating, I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: wrong with you. A lot of the younger guys can
Speaker 1: handle that I have my shit together.
Speaker 2: Some of them like it's weird. There's some guys can't
Speaker 2: handle it that you have your They're weird about it.
Speaker 2: They're weird.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, I see why Jennifer Aniston like
Speaker 1: like that's real, Like I see what, Like she just
Speaker 1: dates dumbass, Like like like who are you gonna pick?
Speaker 2: If everyone knows how much.
Speaker 5: Money she made?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like like like you know, it's not even like it's
Speaker 1: any level. Any level is weird.
Speaker 3: It's crazy, you know, Dina.
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, I've worked hard on one of eleven,
Speaker 2: Like I've I tried really hard. It came from nothing.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, I'm the when the person in
Speaker 1: my family that I went to law school, I got like,
Speaker 1: good for her.
Speaker 3: It should have been celebrated.
Speaker 1: I was telling a lot of guys get threatened.
Speaker 3: A lot of guys should have also.
Speaker 6: I wanted her to see clear in that moment because
Speaker 6: she took it back to the confessional and was like,
Speaker 6: I think the conversation went well, like we can have
Speaker 6: fun together.
Speaker 3: We're on the same page. And I was like, I
Speaker 3: don't think that you are.
Speaker 1: I think she's spinning it nicely.
Speaker 2: It's hard because like what do you say?
Speaker 1: I never know what to say, Like Banana, when you
Speaker 1: go on dates, do guys get threatened by you?
Speaker 4: There's been a few where I've gotten that vibe like.
Speaker 1: And how does it leak out because it always leaks
Speaker 1: out sod, Like how in what way?
Speaker 4: And do you have to be like so you're like
Speaker 4: super busy huh yeah?
Speaker 1: And do you find that you downplay like your role?
Speaker 4: No, no, I won't do it. I used to. I
Speaker 4: won't do it anymore. Now I'm like, yes, I am
Speaker 4: really busy. I make a lot of money, and you
Speaker 4: can fuck off.
Speaker 1: But you have found And is there a common denominator
Speaker 1: like of age or any kind of guy or is
Speaker 1: it just sort of like you just just general different
Speaker 1: kinds of.
Speaker 4: Guys men in New York City baby.
Speaker 1: And Los Angeles girl, don't even kid.
Speaker 2: It's wild.
Speaker 1: It's like everything that would be an asset for a
Speaker 1: man can for certain guys, can be slightly threatening if
Speaker 1: you're a woman, it's weird. Okay, okay, so here we
Speaker 1: are and so what am I saying? But I like,
Speaker 1: like a lot of guys also get weird if I
Speaker 1: have like live shows, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5: Yeah, because they always wish they could do that like
Speaker 5: a fantasy you're listening, a fantasy that they never even
Speaker 5: reached for the bar, right, and so they're like I
Speaker 5: always thought people always said I could do that, and
Speaker 5: you're like, bro, that is not even do it open mic.
Speaker 1: I have to say the gentleman that I had dinner
Speaker 1: with the other night was very excited that I'd gone
Speaker 1: into a bunch of shows that sketch. This was very
Speaker 1: cool about it.
Speaker 2: That's nice, that's nice, celebrate, that's.
Speaker 5: We like, that should be fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was psyched about it.
Speaker 3: That was nice. That's attractive.
Speaker 2: That's attractive. That's nice to me.
Speaker 5: If I'm grant, I'm like, I could marry a lawyer. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I could have not free legal counsel, but like savvy
Speaker 5: legal counsel.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Rest of the Yes, we could retire. Yeah, life could
Speaker 5: be good. Yes, And like, how does that hurt you?
Speaker 3: Not in the slightest No, so Alex.
Speaker 1: So then everybody pulls them wrong. He got threat and
Speaker 1: then Alex, they do superlative best smile you, best out
Speaker 1: at you, but us and then they kiss and she
Speaker 1: said I have really deep lipstick, and he said I
Speaker 1: like that. He's also said good that lipstick on me,
Speaker 1: something that I like. It's Carolina. He likes the little
Speaker 1: lipstick once honey. He likes to kiss, He likes to tye,
Speaker 1: and he liked when Rose was blindfolded.
Speaker 3: Does he does he always on the button?
Speaker 1: Rose was blindfolded giving the hand job to that play.
Speaker 1: He but he liked he kept that blindfold on her.
Speaker 5: Honey.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he took his off and it was like your
Speaker 1: stand blindfold. She had dark lipstick on.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: So then so then and then people are like, oh,
Speaker 1: Rose is so cute, Like well, Caroline, his head is
Speaker 1: spinning out. Zoe's like, I did not have a.
Speaker 2: Prom, but I'd love to have a dance. I can't
Speaker 2: dance in the meanwhile, Zoe sucks.
Speaker 5: Whatever I gotta say, Zoe, when she's on I just
Speaker 5: find myself reaching for my phone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just like just to not I can't engage
Speaker 3: with her.
Speaker 1: So then Carolena goes. So Carolina goes, I don't want
Speaker 1: to be played. I need to go find and talk
Speaker 1: to him. I'm about to leave, even though I have
Speaker 1: a Rose, I'm gonna leave. So he's talking to Dina
Speaker 1: and Carolina pulled him aside and she was like, so
Speaker 1: somebody said to me that you were thinking about them
Speaker 1: and they were dancing on stage with me.
Speaker 2: And he's like, what, No, I'm here to find a wife.
Speaker 2: That's a lie. That's a judge of my character. I
Speaker 2: didn't say that. So then he was, oh, this is
Speaker 2: when he was like, who was it? Was it Bailey?
Speaker 1: Bailey?
Speaker 2: Was it Dina?
Speaker 1: That ambitious bitch speaks to me, that ambitious ass, That ambitious,
Speaker 1: ambitious woman is disgusting. Then he went, oh, Letia my wife?
Speaker 2: Okay, so I went Bailey, Din, Yeah, it was the
Speaker 2: ambitious one, the shitting the ambitious one, or my wife.
Speaker 2: And then he's like it had to be Rose. Who
Speaker 2: else was there?
Speaker 3: Funny that he forgot Rose was even there when she
Speaker 3: was the way he hates.
Speaker 1: He hates Dina and he hates Bailey and then like,
Speaker 1: can't be my baby.
Speaker 2: Girl, Matia? Okay?
Speaker 1: Well, and he's like, I gotta go talk to Rose.
Speaker 1: He's and and she's like, I'm sorry. I thought that
Speaker 1: something hard was sorry, And he's like, yeah, no, right right,
Speaker 1: I know I wouldn't do that. He's like, that's a
Speaker 1: player ship. I was like, I think you said that,
Speaker 1: but Katie's saying he didn't.
Speaker 2: No, he did not.
Speaker 3: I'm I hear you, Katie. But I think that he
Speaker 3: said it in a way that he didn't know what
Speaker 3: was going.
Speaker 2: What did he say?
Speaker 3: He said to her, we.
Speaker 6: Were up there dancing and like, yeah, I was thinking
Speaker 6: about you, but it was for her ears. She felt
Speaker 6: like when he was dancing with Carolina, but it could
Speaker 6: say it he said could be read as like all
Speaker 6: the girls were dancing thing and like.
Speaker 1: Because she was crying and he's trying to because she
Speaker 1: was like, I don't want.
Speaker 3: You to think I'm not thinking about you, and I
Speaker 3: thought about you on the dates.
Speaker 2: And also if he said it, who cares. He could
Speaker 2: say whatever he wants.
Speaker 5: I think if they said if he said it, they
Speaker 5: would have brought it. They would cut to a flash.
Speaker 1: I know, I thought they were going, here's the thing
Speaker 1: that they don't do that. They were going, we have
Speaker 1: to protect the lead. They did that shit on Paradise.
Speaker 1: They don't they protect the lead on the show.
Speaker 2: Him okay, okay, okay, okay, here we go. We're going
Speaker 2: to watch the Okay, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3: Right, you know, the whole dancing thing on stage and
Speaker 3: everything I was thinking about you.
Speaker 2: I don't want you to feel like I'm not paying
Speaker 2: it to Okay, he said it, No, but he didn't
Speaker 2: say when Carolina and I were dancing I say he did, but.
Speaker 1: All the women were on stopping.
Speaker 3: Yes, in the moment it read as so loaded.
Speaker 1: But she also was saying to him and it felt
Speaker 1: hard to watch you dance with her, And he said
Speaker 1: the whole dancing on he said it.
Speaker 2: No you didn't, Yes, he did. He just said it
Speaker 2: the whole dancing.
Speaker 3: I was if he and I was.
Speaker 2: Dancing with Carolina, I was thinking of you.
Speaker 3: That's very dancing.
Speaker 2: I was taking it. But that's like they're all dancing, Banana,
Speaker 2: You're way up position.
Speaker 1: What do you think, Banana?
Speaker 4: I mean, I can understand how she would get confused.
Speaker 4: I don't know, I don't. I think he kind of
Speaker 4: said it more of.
Speaker 5: His vagary player ship. He does split player ship.
Speaker 1: He does, but and he should way he sees thirty
Speaker 1: women who care.
Speaker 5: They were all like when you were dance. When they
Speaker 5: were dancing up there, I was thinking of you, not
Speaker 5: when Carolina was dancing. When not when I picked Carolina
Speaker 5: she was dancing for me. When she was lap dancing,
Speaker 5: I was thinking of you.
Speaker 1: Didn't that He did say it, and she was shitty
Speaker 1: to not just cherish and enjoy that. She was shitty
Speaker 1: to repeat it, and she did it on person. She
Speaker 1: didn't purpose and it backfired, but he didn't say it
Speaker 1: did when on stage, I was thinking of you, he said,
Speaker 1: when we.
Speaker 2: Were doing the whole dancing thing. We don't know exactly
Speaker 2: dancing in date, all the women were going up, they
Speaker 2: were all dancing, they were doing he did do that.
Speaker 1: We don't girl, but we also don't know what the
Speaker 1: worst band ever, We don't know. Then we didn't see
Speaker 1: footage of what she said to Carolina. Maybe she said
Speaker 1: that exact thing to Carolina.
Speaker 3: And Carolina that is actually very charm, very.
Speaker 2: Valid, that is very She could have just said, oh,
Speaker 2: he said at the dancing date, he was a listeners
Speaker 2: it is such a we want to hear your take,
Speaker 2: and she could have been like, what do you think,
Speaker 2: listener podcast? And maybe that's why when he confronted Rose,
Speaker 2: she actually seemed confused because she's like, she's like, well,
Speaker 2: you did say yeah, he did say it. He said it,
Speaker 2: you know, he didn't say Caroline. It doesn't matter. It
Speaker 2: doesn't matter if he did.
Speaker 1: He did said, well, we were it's saying on stage,
Speaker 1: I was thinking of you, Carolina, the whole dancing thing.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. Carolina might be an asshole enough that
Speaker 1: she spawn it that Rose repeated what he said, and
Speaker 1: Carolina is an asshole enough to be she has already
Speaker 1: filtered it throughout jealousy.
Speaker 2: We've all googled ship.
Speaker 1: We've all when we feel bad about ourselves and we
Speaker 1: google the next We're not going to stop until we
Speaker 1: validate something bad in our brains about our If we
Speaker 1: go deep diving on Google starch, you can go until
Speaker 1: you validate whatever crazy story you have in your head.
Speaker 1: You can google and google and google until you get
Speaker 1: evidence of whatever your predisposed argument is. Carolina might have
Speaker 1: already been spinning out because she knows Lytia might win,
Speaker 1: so she went looking for confirmation and like this wasn't
Speaker 1: enough for her to validate. I think they're both accurate,
Speaker 1: but Rose was wrong in saying anything to Carolina about it. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: email us what you guys think of this. Okay, So
Speaker 1: then she's spiraling. I am gone, I'm running game.
Speaker 2: I'm spiraling. I you know what he's like.
Speaker 1: And then so then Rose is like, I own my
Speaker 1: own words. I really thought that he said that in
Speaker 1: our private chat. The girls are all pissed, mostly Carolina, not.
Speaker 3: A road which I loved. I was like, they hate her.
Speaker 1: I don't blame it. I don't blame They were.
Speaker 6: Like, Rose isn't taking up his time with his and
Speaker 6: her time got messed up because.
Speaker 1: She's she'll never win now, No, she could, she could
Speaker 1: have been a contender.
Speaker 2: She'll be out next week.
Speaker 1: It's just a matter of time.
Speaker 7: So there.
Speaker 1: So then the prom queen was who everybody everybody was
Speaker 1: prom queen. Okay, so then here's the order of the roses. Zoey,
Speaker 1: that asshole.
Speaker 2: This is what I'm saying. She's gonna go far.
Speaker 3: She was first. I was living.
Speaker 1: Then my girl Juliana is falling behind.
Speaker 2: I think she's gonna go far though. Toime, we were
Speaker 2: Boston together, the Boston girls.
Speaker 1: She's singing, Yeah, she's sexy, she's sexy, and she's like basic, she's.
Speaker 3: Yeah sexual, is there? Their chemistry is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like right off the scary it.
Speaker 1: He loves it.
Speaker 6: If he could put his hand in her dress, I'm
Speaker 6: sure he's a hand creeps up to the women's legs
Speaker 6: every night, further and further up and like you're touching
Speaker 6: their butt on night one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and he's a tall guy, are huge, he's encompassing
Speaker 5: a lot of a lot, lot of a.
Speaker 1: Lot of real estate. So then we have the third
Speaker 1: one was Alex the crying one. Then we have Dina
Speaker 1: the ambitious ones shocking. Then we went to Natalie, who
Speaker 1: was worried she wasn't gonna get the therapist.
Speaker 3: Oh right, right, right, then Dina's tether.
Speaker 2: Sarah Fina, Sina, uh, Sara Fina got one unbelievable, shocked,
Speaker 2: She's a drip, shocked, a drip.
Speaker 5: He kept Sarah Fina, Honestly, you got rid of Chloe?
Speaker 5: Are you drunk?
Speaker 2: Chloe? So cute, cute, So then he cut Chloe, he
Speaker 2: cut Alie. Joe Joe all right, pracker by New Jersey.
Speaker 5: I just wanted her to get a one on one.
Speaker 5: I wanted to see her really do her thing.
Speaker 1: Because I wanted to see New Jersey in action.
Speaker 2: Give me some New Jersey.
Speaker 1: We never knew you nothing.
Speaker 5: She was just a noise. She's like, what am I getting?
Speaker 5: My time?
Speaker 2: My time?
Speaker 1: She got Like the more low key she was, the
Speaker 1: more beautiful she got.
Speaker 2: But she would just wake up. It's like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: your green eyes are insane, Like you're a real stun gun.
Speaker 1: But like like when you just wake up and you're
Speaker 1: in your sweatpants, like like, let's.
Speaker 3: Just let new jerseys to last.
Speaker 2: Is abnormally they're gorgeous, gorgeous who I mean Grant because
Speaker 2: he's a what you want to go out with Zach Shallcross?
Speaker 2: Do you know what I'm saying? You want to go
Speaker 2: out with?
Speaker 1: You want to go out with Clay toor you know
Speaker 1: like Clay Like no, this is the first, Like this
Speaker 1: is like Joey was a cutie. This is one of
Speaker 1: the women are horny for.
Speaker 5: Rightly, So I mean, you know, okay, this guy is
Speaker 5: gonna go home with something.
Speaker 3: Yes, of course, he's always.
Speaker 5: Always, always has, always will Yeah, a hot old man.
Speaker 1: He's hot, and he's got and he's a and he's
Speaker 1: a sweetye pot he loved and he's like cute that
Speaker 1: he likes the rice, crispy chubby bunny.
Speaker 2: Yes, rip your cheeks up, throw meal.
Speaker 3: I'll play.
Speaker 2: I'll play, throw me with it.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: So I want you guys to thank for a second.
Speaker 1: Well, I read a review, think about in order three
Speaker 1: two one, and then we're gonna do a post of
Speaker 1: the week. Look, you guys, I'm gonna be real with you.
Speaker 1: The reviews are not coming in fast enough. So you
Speaker 1: got it like it's like it's like if they're slowing down,
Speaker 1: it's you know, and I know that there's a delay
Speaker 1: and when they get posted, of when you do your
Speaker 1: reviews and then when they get posted, but it really
Speaker 1: helps us. We don't have any reviews this year, right,
Speaker 1: review I can't even read them. Yeah, I've read that.
Speaker 1: I've read the we had a bunch of like funny
Speaker 1: funny thing. We appreciate the email with the Mormon expert,
Speaker 1: but there's really nothing to read.
Speaker 2: By the way.
Speaker 1: Side note our queen, our Sleep Crown queen, she apparently
Speaker 1: had she had like a spot I think.
Speaker 2: At the price is right?
Speaker 1: Sure, Yeah, so she's doing Yeah, she's doing really well. Okay,
Speaker 1: so the winner was the Sleep Crown. Okay for posts
Speaker 1: of the week, we're gonna narrow it down to two
Speaker 1: and you guys are gonna help a crown to winner.
Speaker 1: But before we go, do you want to go first
Speaker 1: rachel three two one, who's going to be the second
Speaker 1: runner up, who's going to be this first run up,
Speaker 1: who's gonna be the winner, and who's gonna be the
Speaker 1: next bachelorette. If they had one.
Speaker 6: Oh see, Okay, Okay, I'll do it quick. I think
Speaker 6: that I want Lytia to win. Yes, I think that
Speaker 6: Alex is going to be the runner up. I'm like looking, looking, looking,
Speaker 6: and I think that Dina is going to be third.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you think, wait, see it one more time.
Speaker 3: Who's waiting? Letia will win? Ye runner up? Will think
Speaker 3: Alex will.
Speaker 6: Be the runner up, and I think Dina will be third.
Speaker 6: I do think he's going to Yeah. I think that
Speaker 6: he's going to like yeah, and then he's going to
Speaker 6: get to a point where he's like this isn't working.
Speaker 1: So you don't think you don't think horniness is gonna
Speaker 1: put Juliana or Carolina in fantasy suites.
Speaker 3: I think Carolina is going to go out sooner than
Speaker 3: we think.
Speaker 2: Distressed.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like I think she's going to combust Juliana. I
Speaker 6: just I've seen the tension on the couch, but her
Speaker 6: not getting a one on one this week, I'm just
Speaker 6: not seeing I see more relationship with him and Parisa,
Speaker 6: then Juliana and okay at this joint.
Speaker 1: Okay, doctor Banana, I'm going to you next three And
Speaker 1: who in theory would have been the new bachelorette.
Speaker 3: Oh damn.
Speaker 6: Who in theory I have? I genuinely have no idea.
Speaker 6: I think that Natalie has potential.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, I'll give.
Speaker 1: It to Natalie, Okay, Yeah, the PhD student, Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: doctor Banana. Three two one. If there was a bachelorette,
Speaker 1: who would it be?
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna say one, Letia, She's gonna win.
Speaker 1: Lettia is gonna win.
Speaker 2: Two Juliana hot, titty titty titty bang bang.
Speaker 4: Titty bang bang all day. Three Alex with an.
Speaker 3: E Okay, okay, yes?
Speaker 1: And who in theory would be the next bachelorette.
Speaker 4: I would have given it to Chloe would okay?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Kt money three two one in theory.
Speaker 2: Okay, I still think Julian is going to be up there.
Speaker 2: I think Zoe's gonna make it far because he keeps
Speaker 2: protecting her. He picked her. Yes, But so I'm gonna
Speaker 2: put her three right now because she's not like she's
Speaker 2: gonna shoot herself in the foot. Four more. Ye, it's
Speaker 2: a good season. This is a good season, I guess.
Speaker 2: Then great Juliana, and then Letia. Yeah, I'm gonna say that.
Speaker 1: Okay, So it is gonna win Juliana is gonna be saying.
Speaker 2: Then Alex might be. But they're not.
Speaker 1: I said, but Alex, okay, okay, So Alex is not
Speaker 1: gonna win. Alex is not going to be in the
Speaker 1: top three. I think Alex cried too much with the Lama.
Speaker 2: I think the fact how much she cried, she's not
Speaker 2: able to handle the drama going forward.
Speaker 1: She's gonna get to trumble up fantasy suite.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, p D.
Speaker 1: I think Paul Danky.
Speaker 5: I think third as Juliana Titty Bang bang because he
Speaker 5: can help himself doctor hands. I think the runner up
Speaker 5: is Litia okay, And I actually think Alex is gonna win.
Speaker 5: I love you do her youthful energy.
Speaker 3: He loves it.
Speaker 5: He loves it because he gets to feel like a
Speaker 5: like a kid, but also like a.
Speaker 2: Man who can protect her.
Speaker 3: She's also the shortest.
Speaker 5: She's hitting She's hitting quadrants in a very offbeat way.
Speaker 2: Is also tiny.
Speaker 5: That that I think he really loves. He loves that.
Speaker 5: But Lytia, it's gonna be hard for him. I think
Speaker 5: that's what he's going to feel conflicted about.
Speaker 2: Okay, because he's gonna okay, I like that, and then
Speaker 2: who in theory would have been the next Bachelor.
Speaker 5: I think Chloe because I think that I think everybody
Speaker 5: likes her. Yes, I think she's a very appealing person.
Speaker 2: Okay, three.
Speaker 3: Bailey.
Speaker 1: Okay, by the way, Kelsey, we hardly knew you.
Speaker 3: You were cute as Alicia went too soon?
Speaker 2: Okay, and Kelsey, we hardly knew y. Okay, I'm going
Speaker 2: to go three two one, okay, three.
Speaker 3: Three.
Speaker 1: I'm going to give.
Speaker 3: Who is your three?
Speaker 5: Juliana? It was it's almost Carolina there, she's right there.
Speaker 2: But Caroline is gonna self destruct? Yes, okay, very likely.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to give Juliana because he can't handle Dina.
Speaker 2: Too much.
Speaker 8: Woman.
Speaker 1: Two, I'm going to give Alex and then one get ready.
Speaker 3: To convert because you it's coming out.
Speaker 1: But I actually think you might be right. I actually
Speaker 1: think it could be like I'm not I I I
Speaker 1: go to church. I don't want to be Mormon.
Speaker 2: This is too much. I can't let you.
Speaker 1: I love you both.
Speaker 2: If he if that is, if she's really that religious
Speaker 2: and he has to convert, I do think that's going
Speaker 2: to be.
Speaker 1: Okay, great, Okay, then I'm going to say Okay, then
Speaker 1: I mean I put her as my pick, but I don't, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm going to I'm gonna agree with Paul that I'm
Speaker 1: going to say to the titty bang bang, then Letia,
Speaker 1: but he's gonna love her. He's not gonna want to
Speaker 1: let her go. And then Alex and I don't know
Speaker 1: that I could watch as the winner. How hard it
Speaker 1: was for me to pick me. I want to be
Speaker 1: a clear choice if somebody marries me, I want her
Speaker 1: to be like it's Arden or nothing.
Speaker 3: Yes, I don't want to be like, oh, like I
Speaker 3: still I love both of them.
Speaker 2: I love both of them.
Speaker 1: It's like, it's like, how could I live with that Arden?
Speaker 2: I love Arten.
Speaker 1: It's got to be I said, like, you know, it's
Speaker 1: got to be arted. And I'm going to say for
Speaker 1: the next batch.
Speaker 2: All right, so she is still really religious? Apparently she
Speaker 2: said religion is a guiding light in my Okay, then
Speaker 2: I'm gonna agree with Paul. I think she's gonna get cut.
Speaker 2: I think Alex is gonna win. And I think Chloe
Speaker 2: could have been a great.
Speaker 6: Batch until Fantasy sweets that he can get that out
Speaker 6: of me. She's not going to say that idea.
Speaker 5: He's just he's just reading her intensity and they trauma
Speaker 5: bond it yea and.
Speaker 3: Yeah he put his hands all over okay everyone else.
Speaker 5: I don't know if we've seen him and Alex really
Speaker 5: kiss a lot. I can't. He kisses everybody.
Speaker 3: Yeah one, Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they need another one on one. They got a
Speaker 1: bad one. They got short shrifted at the Beverly Center.
Speaker 3: I fell for it though hot. I like the body.
Speaker 2: I like the boom box. Okay, so here we go.
Speaker 2: Do you have a sleep crown? Okay, there's there.
Speaker 1: There is a pillow that's like a weight to blanket
Speaker 1: and a sleep mask and it goes on your face.
Speaker 1: I like the travel ones. You can get your own
Speaker 1: at sleepground dot com. Back slash w y a t
Speaker 1: R and you get sorry and then you put in
Speaker 1: code picker ball. It hasn't been changed yet. The code
Speaker 1: hasn't been changed. It's the softest thing you can touch.
Speaker 1: Mind to it elvish, let you talk.
Speaker 2: You wrap it around and it's got a little nose
Speaker 2: thing and you wrap it around your ears and your eyes.
Speaker 2: I traveled when I when.
Speaker 1: I evacuated, it was my cats, my Gucci bag, sweatpant,
Speaker 1: my sleep crown.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 5: I love it the most real.
Speaker 2: Okay, and I have the cheapest Gucci bag.
Speaker 3: It's this big was the Thing's the only.
Speaker 1: Real thing I've ever bought. I got it for myself.
Speaker 1: I booked this awesome pilot that I'm waiting me for.
Speaker 1: Gets picked up and I was like, I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: the fucking bag.
Speaker 5: I've seen the bag. It's beautiful.
Speaker 3: Oh we talked to the bag.
Speaker 1: I got my Righteous Gemstones seatback. It arrived yesterday with
Speaker 1: my name on it. I was like, it feels Paul
Speaker 1: helps me with all my auditions.
Speaker 2: It's real. Okay, here we go. Okay, so the we're
Speaker 2: gonna narrow it down to two. If you want, doctor Banana,
Speaker 2: how can you participate?
Speaker 1: And if you win, email us your mainly address at
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Speaker 2: Okay, here we go. This is from so Doctor Banana
Speaker 2: and I got invited to crash a wedding from our
Speaker 2: listeners and we went. We went, and it turned out
Speaker 2: to be a really fancy wedding and both of the
Speaker 2: parents for federal judges, and it was like an expensive wedding.
Speaker 1: We had a blast. Shut out Dan and Ariel but one.
Speaker 1: This is from the Bride for Uskatonics. The soundtrack to
Speaker 1: tonight's Bachelor prom is a fantastic reminder when Anna got
Speaker 1: low with my mother and a judge on the danceloor
Speaker 1: at our wedding. Never forget that happened.
Speaker 5: Okay, glad to know about Anna.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: Number two. This is some from sophieus Celebi. This week's
Speaker 1: episode had me like, well, the Golden bachelorret guys sexually
Speaker 1: harassed these girls are.
Speaker 2: Won't they.
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: You're okay, Okay, Here's two from Laura Lissiak Carolina. I've
Speaker 1: never jumped off of anything before besides Grit's big dick
Speaker 1: at the last group dates.
Speaker 2: I love Okay.
Speaker 1: Here's another one from her Alex Ugly crying while holding
Speaker 1: a stuffed lama. I've tried to bond with Zoe and
Speaker 1: ask her about pages, but not once she asked me
Speaker 1: about my butt plug or any of my other internses.
Speaker 1: Here's what from Rachel Rachel for Delenne Jesse to one
Speaker 1: on one group dates Zoe that gives me at least
Speaker 1: four times stand her upt This is from seth add
Speaker 1: at Basebone one. Why didn't Abc show the rest of
Speaker 1: Chubby Bunny where the oreos go in the other end?
Speaker 2: Truly? And then the final one from Rachel Delanne Jack
Speaker 2: is gonna teach these ladies how to grilla burger since
Speaker 2: no one listened on Jones season. Okay, top two, I
Speaker 2: feel like jump off the dick. That is the one,
Speaker 2: and then the second one would be what what's the
Speaker 2: second one?
Speaker 1: Butt plug and a dancing yes? Okay, okay, guess what
Speaker 1: This gal's gonna win because she's going against herself.
Speaker 2: Let's yeah.
Speaker 1: Laura loves af Okay, so it's either Alex ugly crying
Speaker 1: while holding a stuff Lama. I've tried to bomb a
Speaker 1: Zoe and ask about her pageants, but not once she
Speaker 1: asked me about my butt plug or any of my
Speaker 1: other interests or Carolina, I've never jumped off of anything
Speaker 1: before besides Grant's big.
Speaker 2: Dick with the last Group date, Grants big dick or
Speaker 2: butt plug? Rachel grants big dick okay, Paul, I like
Speaker 2: butt plug okay, Katie, but plug, I'm gonna go big dick. Anna,
Speaker 2: which one is it for you?
Speaker 4: I like Grant's big dick, okay, Caroline, I've.
Speaker 2: Never dumped up anything. Moere fore pss garsing dick an
Speaker 2: other at the last group day. Okay, Sorry, this episode
Speaker 2: went so long, but this season is so good. We
Speaker 2: always have so much to say. I'm sorry that I
Speaker 2: went so long, Rachel, what would you like to promote?
Speaker 6: I would like to promote my radio show, Smith's Sisters
Speaker 6: Live on Serious XM Channel one O two every morning
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Speaker 1: You're so awesome, Paul Danky, what would you like to
Speaker 1: promote everybody should follow him?
Speaker 2: What are you on Instagram?
Speaker 5: I'm on Instagram d A n k E. That's right,
Speaker 5: I'm on TikTok Apple. You know, someone told me in
Speaker 5: conversation that they like my content and I was like,
Speaker 5: oh weird.
Speaker 1: You are so such a good stand up. Can I
Speaker 1: say how much you mean?
Speaker 8: Left?
Speaker 4: You kill me?
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 1: You're so unique and funny. Everybody should get your album.
Speaker 1: What's it called?
Speaker 5: Mad River? Check it out.
Speaker 1: It's really so funny and different and great. That's how
Speaker 1: we got to know each other. Yeah, kat Money, what
Speaker 1: would you like to promote?
Speaker 2: As always, please go to your local shelter and adoptor
Speaker 2: foster an animal. Okay, Doctor Banana and I are. We're
Speaker 2: restarting Patreon this week.
Speaker 1: Honey. We're gonna do some quick like group group together
Speaker 1: things for Southern Charm, and then we're gonna go into
Speaker 1: Summerhouse soon.
Speaker 3: Nice.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Summerhouse starts tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna do like, we'll do like two episodes
Speaker 1: of the whole season of Southern Charm so we can
Speaker 1: then get into Summerhouse.
Speaker 2: We so we're not totally behind.
Speaker 4: Can I Can I tell you the last thing I
Speaker 4: said to West Wilson was when I was saying goodbye him,
Speaker 4: was have a great season, please do not fuck anyone over.
Speaker 4: And then he's just laughed at me and walked away.
Speaker 1: He did, Yeah, And I want to promote I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be on Righteous Gemstone starting March night. Honey, my episode
Speaker 1: starts episode three. All right, but it's so fun and
Speaker 1: Paul's run all the material with me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I can tell you it's already. I know
Speaker 5: it's hilarious.
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Speaker 2: your time. We appreciate you.
Speaker 3: Think you.
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