1 00:00:01,320 --> 00:00:03,440 Speaker 1: Jubels dirty little secret. 2 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:12,320 Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, what's up. You have a dirty little secret? 3 00:00:12,840 --> 00:00:15,720 Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't want to go into too much detail, 4 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:21,000 Speaker 3: but this was like about ten years ago. But my well, 5 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:24,720 Speaker 3: basically a professor at my college and I kind of 6 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:26,680 Speaker 3: had like random hookups. 7 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:30,760 Speaker 4: Okay, wait, you're a professor. Yeah, isn't that super illegal 8 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:31,760 Speaker 4: on your professor's part. 9 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:34,600 Speaker 3: Well, now she was. She was a professor at the 10 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:37,239 Speaker 3: college at the university that I went to, but she 11 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:39,560 Speaker 3: was never like my personal buck. I never had any 12 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:42,600 Speaker 3: of her classes. That was That was me trying to 13 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:45,000 Speaker 3: convince myself, Yeah, this is fine, it's okay, which, you know, 14 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:48,040 Speaker 3: looking back now, that was, like you said, not exactly 15 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:48,880 Speaker 3: the best thing. 16 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:51,919 Speaker 2: You guys are crazy. I slept with like four tas 17 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:52,479 Speaker 2: in college. 18 00:00:52,960 --> 00:01:00,600 Speaker 4: Those are not professors, your peers. You well, they were 19 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:03,520 Speaker 4: graduate students, but that's still a student. They're not your professor. 20 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:04,480 Speaker 4: They don't have a pH d. 21 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:06,640 Speaker 2: They were getting paid to grade my papers, and I 22 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:09,319 Speaker 2: use that fact for my benefit. I think you're all 23 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:12,440 Speaker 2: are fruits tas. 24 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,080 Speaker 5: To Zaddy, I was just trying to get it right. 25 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:16,720 Speaker 5: But there's a difference between professor and. 26 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:19,320 Speaker 4: So you sleep with whoever you want that's all I 27 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:21,319 Speaker 4: was saying. And I also apologize for calling you Zaddy 28 00:01:21,319 --> 00:01:22,319 Speaker 4: because I didn't feel right. 29 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:25,680 Speaker 2: I don't know what great to me. I think i'd 30 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:28,240 Speaker 2: feel bad about myself if I was sleeping with the 31 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:29,320 Speaker 2: teacher's assistant. 32 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:31,840 Speaker 5: But if you were sleeping with the teacher, the. 33 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:33,520 Speaker 2: Teacher would be fine. But then I'm like, oh, I'm 34 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:42,920 Speaker 2: only ta material. I can't have the professor. I've thinking 35 00:01:42,959 --> 00:01:45,160 Speaker 2: about that for years. 36 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:51,640 Speaker 5: So is this a proud secret or do you feel dirty? 37 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:53,800 Speaker 3: I think it's like, I think it's a little bit 38 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:54,120 Speaker 3: of both. 39 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:55,360 Speaker 1: I think it's a fifty fifty. 40 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:57,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's that proud dirty Okay. 41 00:01:57,840 --> 00:01:59,720 Speaker 3: Right, Well, I mean and I was much more proud 42 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:02,720 Speaker 3: in the moment. Thinking of how it was sneaky kind 43 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:06,160 Speaker 3: of added to the excitement of it. But looking back now, 44 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:08,040 Speaker 3: you know, being older, I'm like, man, that was kind 45 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:09,280 Speaker 3: of a dumb thing to do. 46 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:11,600 Speaker 2: Oh, I don't think so. No, I think that's just 47 00:02:11,639 --> 00:02:13,360 Speaker 2: a memory you have, Like it's a great story. Not 48 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:17,280 Speaker 2: everybody has that story. I've never slept with a college professor. 49 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:20,760 Speaker 2: I wouldn't mind, but I never have. I've never slept 50 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:22,399 Speaker 2: with a teacher's assistant. 51 00:02:22,919 --> 00:02:26,919 Speaker 5: Right, some people have that memory, and your's clearly. 52 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:29,880 Speaker 3: Sang it. 53 00:02:30,919 --> 00:02:32,760 Speaker 2: Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. 54 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:32,920 Speaker 1: Man. 55 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:34,919 Speaker 4: Now you go to sleep and you feel proud because 56 00:02:34,919 --> 00:02:39,800 Speaker 4: that person had a PhD. 57 00:02:40,919 --> 00:02:42,080 Speaker 3: In college. That was great. 58 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:46,639 Speaker 2: What's your dirty little secret? 59 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:54,280 Speaker 5: Hey? 60 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:55,680 Speaker 2: What's up? You have a dirty little secret? 61 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:56,760 Speaker 3: Oh? I do? 62 00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:59,200 Speaker 2: Sweet? What is it? 63 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:00,680 Speaker 1: I sort of did hit and run? 64 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:01,960 Speaker 5: What? 65 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:03,160 Speaker 3: Yeah? 66 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:05,920 Speaker 1: And uh, it sounds really bad. Like I was like 67 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:08,760 Speaker 1: kind of like I don't know if i'd say, stalking 68 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:11,480 Speaker 1: my ex girlfriend in her apartment complex and I just 69 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:13,760 Speaker 1: like hit this car. It was it was terrible. 70 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:16,120 Speaker 5: Wait, are you sure you want to share this? 71 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:17,680 Speaker 2: Yeah? 72 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:20,000 Speaker 1: I need to get it off my chest, so yes, 73 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:23,040 Speaker 1: I need to share it with somebody please, Okay. 74 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:24,359 Speaker 5: Okay, So what do you mean why you were stalking 75 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:25,160 Speaker 5: your ex? 76 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:26,480 Speaker 3: Yeah? 77 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:28,560 Speaker 1: And I know that that sounds really bad. So it's like, 78 00:03:28,639 --> 00:03:31,520 Speaker 1: let me explain that. Like we were dating for two 79 00:03:31,639 --> 00:03:34,280 Speaker 1: years and then out of the blue, she breaks up 80 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:37,120 Speaker 1: with me and just like kind of moves on, which 81 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:39,880 Speaker 1: was really weird. So like I just kind of wanted 82 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:41,280 Speaker 1: to know what was going on. So like I drove 83 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:43,520 Speaker 1: over to her apartment complex and like, I just it 84 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:46,320 Speaker 1: was nighttime and I just wanted to like see like 85 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:48,760 Speaker 1: if there was something that she had a new friend 86 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:53,080 Speaker 1: or something, and like I hit her car and the 87 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:56,400 Speaker 1: alarm started going off and like the sirens and I 88 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:58,080 Speaker 1: just like got out of there. 89 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:01,640 Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, did anything wrong break or like was 90 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:02,520 Speaker 4: he was her car messed up? 91 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:04,400 Speaker 3: No, her car was okay. 92 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:05,840 Speaker 1: Like I cracked the tail light. 93 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:06,440 Speaker 3: That was it? 94 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,640 Speaker 1: Like it wasn't anything bad, Like I was going like 95 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:11,520 Speaker 1: I was just rolling, you know, I wasn't like driving fast. 96 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:13,600 Speaker 1: And I mean I cracked your tail light, it should 97 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:16,680 Speaker 1: be fine. But like everybody's okay, Like nobody saw it. 98 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:19,280 Speaker 1: Like I got out of there, nobody was around. 99 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:19,240 Speaker 4: Like. 100 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:22,200 Speaker 5: Wow, wow, what an adventure. 101 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's a big, dirty little secret. 102 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:24,920 Speaker 4: Mm hmm. 103 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:25,919 Speaker 2: Yeah. 104 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:28,280 Speaker 1: I just had to had to get that out because 105 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:30,160 Speaker 1: it's like, you know, am I going to be in 106 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:32,800 Speaker 1: like legal trouble or like should I say something or 107 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:33,920 Speaker 1: do something or like. 108 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:38,360 Speaker 4: I probably wouldn't do anything at this point if you 109 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:40,200 Speaker 4: got away with it, I would just wait it out 110 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:42,280 Speaker 4: and see and also probably don't do that again. 111 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:42,720 Speaker 2: Yeah. 112 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:45,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, I probably shouldn't have been there in the first place, 113 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:48,120 Speaker 1: but I just had to know what was going on. Yeah, 114 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:50,960 Speaker 1: Like curiosity killed the cat kind of a thing. 115 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:54,320 Speaker 4: I get that, But what's easier is social media stalking 116 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:57,280 Speaker 4: or checking up on way easier than drive Vice? 117 00:04:57,480 --> 00:05:01,640 Speaker 1: Yes, all right, I yeah, I got you. That's kind 118 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:04,159 Speaker 1: of like how I figured something was. I don't know, 119 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:06,320 Speaker 1: but I had to get that off my chest. I 120 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:07,279 Speaker 1: hope that's okay. 121 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:10,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, thank you, have a good day. Thank you 122 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:14,560 Speaker 2: you too. Bye. What's your dirty little secret?