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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast?

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Speaker 1: Fune presents French music? Get ready, shouldn't have France. I

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Speaker 1: don't know how to speak French? Anybody know how to

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Speaker 1: speak French? Here? All right? Well, welcome to the Universal

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Speaker 1: Yums version of the fifteen Minute Morning Show. UH. One

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Speaker 1: of our fine and proud sponsors of our show, Uh.

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Speaker 1: Garrett explain Universal Yums in a nutshell, pretty much any

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Speaker 1: dessert or treat from around the world, they bring it

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Speaker 1: together and you can get a monthly box delivered right

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Speaker 1: to your home and right to your doorstep, and you

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Speaker 1: can taste the treats from all around the world. Who

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Speaker 1: is that? Who's who's making the noise? I was gonna say, actually,

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Speaker 1: gonna love this anything? I don't know. I'm looking through

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Speaker 1: the bags. I did hear a big crunch and it

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Speaker 1: was not me. This is where microphones and trigger that

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Speaker 1: could have been. Is that you brody? No? All right, well,

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Speaker 1: let's let's look at some of the offerings. I don't

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Speaker 1: know how to read this, Seve can fi d'on. Let's say,

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Speaker 1: onion cone fit and balsamic vinegar chips. Those are gone

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Speaker 1: from my bag already? Really? Yeah, the family went through

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Speaker 1: the bag and I said, give me the back. Has

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Speaker 1: anybody had these yet? No? But they look buttery, don't they?

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Speaker 1: Butter cookies? Yeah? Yeah, I want to have those French

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Speaker 1: onion soup and a chip. Is it good? I like this? Yow?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? Do you said that? Perfect? Like French

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Speaker 1: on your chip in a chip? M wait this mayonnaise

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Speaker 1: about that will be that new spogan. I'm gonna sit

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Speaker 1: here and stare longingly since I can't eat any of

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Speaker 1: this yet. Yeah, my box is at my apartment over there.

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Speaker 1: But scary does that? Like? Why why do you have

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Speaker 1: to say like I'm on it just like you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna pass right now, like because all the time,

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Speaker 1: like you want to, you want to have that, And

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Speaker 1: I'm like, well, I simply don't know. I can't not

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Speaker 1: because well I can't because I'm a diabetic and I'll

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Speaker 1: go into shock if I hadn't. Let me let me,

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Speaker 1: let me elaborate on that. No, it's because, to be

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Speaker 1: quite honest, people are staring watching what's going on here,

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Speaker 1: and I'm just like staring at the screen, not eating,

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Speaker 1: But like, what what is it to scary? Hate the product?

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Speaker 1: So no, the truth of the matter is I would

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Speaker 1: be eating it if I could, but I can't. Well,

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Speaker 1: and I need description. You need to set that up.

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Speaker 1: That's all. You're not alone in that boat because I

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Speaker 1: am not eating sweets, so I will be passing on

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Speaker 1: these strawberry bon bons. All those were good. Can we

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Speaker 1: eat this cookie only if we can move onto the

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Speaker 1: cheesy corn snacks? Please? And when I say move on,

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Speaker 1: I've already moved on. They're excellent. Did you know the

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Speaker 1: first cartoon was ever created in France? Are you reading

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Speaker 1: this interesting trivia? Well? Yes, because each box also comes

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Speaker 1: along with a little information about where the treats are

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Speaker 1: coming from, so a ton of you know, France and

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Speaker 1: sixty seconds. Hm, I see that? Yeah. I also like

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Speaker 1: on the page it says if you like this treat,

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Speaker 1: then you'll like this treat from like so if you

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Speaker 1: like the salted butter caramels, which are amazing by the way, uh,

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Speaker 1: then you might like the dol filled plumcake from Argentina

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Speaker 1: because you can actually go on the website and order

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Speaker 1: snacks that you've liked, Like, my kids love these sour

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Speaker 1: and Vanilla macaries. Let's find I think I ate those

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Speaker 1: Franks that how about these truffles? This is the great

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Speaker 1: thing like if you've if you've never traveled overseas to

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Speaker 1: the thing. Scotty. Everybody in France speaks English. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: So I can't use that trip then. So it's gonna

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Speaker 1: we were still owed that. Yeah, I'm definitely taking it.

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Speaker 1: one of the first times Sheldon and I go away

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Speaker 1: Things have changed and it's not available anymore, And how

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Speaker 1: Anyone here been to Lisbon I hear it. Yeah, Elvis

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Speaker 1: said it was beautiful. It's on my list. I would

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Speaker 1: love to go. I've been to Spain half a dozen times,

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Speaker 1: France a bunch. I still have yet to get to Portugal.

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Speaker 1: I've been to Barcelona. I've been so I hear Barcelona

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Speaker 1: And I have been to Barcelona and I loved it.

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Speaker 1: I'm dying to go to Barcelona. Barcelona, you don't actually

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Speaker 1: crazy they don't you know Barcelona, even though it's located

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Speaker 1: say four things in that language. Especially I don't know

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Speaker 1: how to speak your language. Do you speak English? Because

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you American tourists, there's a reason people are

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Speaker 1: stereotyped as shitty people and as American tourists because they

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Speaker 1: are like American tourists are fucking awful. I'm sorry, there's

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Speaker 1: an old joke. You guys can all answer this. Do

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Speaker 1: you call someone who speaks two languages bilingual? Right? What

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Speaker 1: do you call someone who speaks three languages? What do

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Speaker 1: you what do you call someone who speaks one language? American?

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Speaker 1: There you go. I was actually in France one time

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Speaker 1: and this woman, this American woman was causing such a

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Speaker 1: scene because they didn't take American express and so she

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Speaker 1: I guess that's that's what they call it, American Express

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Speaker 1: and that French express, stupid idiot church. For other reasons though,

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Speaker 1: because we don't we have different traditions and customs. Like

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Speaker 1: if I'm going to Europe and I'm having breakfast, I

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Speaker 1: expect eggs and waffles and all kinds of stuff. They

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Speaker 1: don't do that. They give you a couple of croissants,

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Speaker 1: maybe a piece of cheese, and then and butter that's

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Speaker 1: been left on the counter all day. They don't refrigerator.

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Speaker 1: They're asking about that white In Europe, the elevators are

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Speaker 1: so small because they're all small people. Yeah, they don't

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Speaker 1: find expect America in France when you go there, when

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Speaker 1: you go to the Chance, you have to expect France.

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Speaker 1: They don't have to go to fat loss scary because

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Speaker 1: they don't need to lose the fat. I need to fresh.

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Speaker 1: It's international. They should have an eyehop. No, we in America.

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Speaker 1: We have found seven ways to fried dough, and it's

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Speaker 1: just got a different name. The same ship. I mean,

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Speaker 1: a pancake and a waffle are technically the same thing.

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Speaker 1: They just made differently, it's all don't we fried oreos here?

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Speaker 1: It's insane. We put cheese in the crust of pizza

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Speaker 1: because there's not enough cheese on the rest of it.

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Speaker 1: Isn't there a sandwich where they have replaced the buns

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Speaker 1: with just fried chicken. Yes, we are disgusting. You can't

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Speaker 1: even get your mouth around there, like all the meat.

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Speaker 1: We there's the restaurant that that makes hamburgers with grilled

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Speaker 1: cheese sandwiches as the buns. God, how are we allow

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Speaker 1: Jesus the donuts? There's donuts as buns. Wait, what's the

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Speaker 1: breakfast sandwich where they put they soak it in syrup

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Speaker 1: and then they put eggs in the middle of it.

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Speaker 1: To what it's two pieces pancakes basically soaked in maple

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Speaker 1: syrup or maple syrup. Like, so, breakfast is a complaint,

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Speaker 1: a real complaint for you know, if you're for I'm

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Speaker 1: like wants to eat here in the morning. But here's

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Speaker 1: the thing. You have to you have to figure out

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Speaker 1: how to eat like they You can't just spect to

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Speaker 1: eat bry something new, right, something new always just in

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Speaker 1: every country. It's not gonna happen. Just give the man

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Speaker 1: a drive through, all right, that's what he wanted. Can

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Speaker 1: I get a croissant monster styled my giant diet Coke.

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Speaker 1: One of the things about the UK to me is

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Speaker 1: the breakfast they have, like this certain sausage and the beans.

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Speaker 1: I'm not a fan of breakfast. Breakfast, Yes, I like

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Speaker 1: it because I've never understood the breakfast right. Yeah, we

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Speaker 1: eat straight sugar like all that stuff behind, Scotty be

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Speaker 1: all of that will kill you? Iffast in there. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: My mother in law makes this thing called a bacon sawny.

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Speaker 1: And what it is is it's a piece of like

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Speaker 1: you know, HOGI right, bread smothered in butter with an

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Speaker 1: egg and fried bacon on it. It's so bad, but

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Speaker 1: it's so good. It's blood sausage on the side. I

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Speaker 1: can't eat it because of the name. Why blood sausage?

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Speaker 1: Blood sausage? Yeah, can't? You can't drink blood orange pass out.

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Speaker 1: Scotty was frozen for a second, Scott, what are your

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Speaker 1: thoughts on sperm whales? All right, on that note, let's

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Speaker 1: move on. We're way over in case you're way the way.

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Speaker 1: Can I just say this thing is the best thing.

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Speaker 1: These truffles, they melt in your mouth. They're insane. Put

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Speaker 1: in your mouth. Maybe not the best, all right, and

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Speaker 1: thank you for the fifteen minute morning show