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Speaker 1: Hey, ban animals, We have a fantastic episode for you today.

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Speaker 1: But before you get to it, I just wanted to

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Speaker 1: let you know about a late added show in Austin,

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Speaker 1: Texas August seventh. That's very very soon Stateside at the

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Speaker 1: Paramount Theater, So please come on out August seventh in Austin, Texas.

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Speaker 2: This replaces the Brian Texas show.

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Speaker 1: It's just never happened anyway, guys, see you in Austin

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Speaker 1: and enjoy this episode. It's fantastic.

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Speaker 3: Well, Kurt Brown older, do you want to hear a

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Speaker 3: very banana story?

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Speaker 1: Oh, just as I took a sip of sweet sweet water,

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Speaker 1: I'm back on the water train, folks. I'm digging it.

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Speaker 1: I'm drinking as much water as I want.

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Speaker 2: I don't care, and I'm here to hear a great title.

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Speaker 2: Scottie give it to me.

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Speaker 3: Newspaper congratulates man for pleasing fifteen women for an entire day,

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Speaker 3: leaving them exhausted and satisfied.

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Speaker 2: What I don't even instead?

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Speaker 1: All right, that is that's gotta be bananas.

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Speaker 4: Do world on its head?

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Speaker 2: Would you?

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Speaker 1: Sillian pieces bananas?

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Speaker 3: Banana ba ba bananas.

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Speaker 1: Banana Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the silliest little strange

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Speaker 1: news podcast there ever once was Bananas. I am Kurt

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Speaker 1: Brown Oler.

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Speaker 3: I am Banana Boy number two. Scottie Landa is coming

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Speaker 3: to you live from Los Angeles. We're hanging out. It's

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Speaker 3: beautiful day. It's a solo EPP. It's a solo EPI

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Speaker 3: and we love the mmmmmm.

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Speaker 1: And just a reminder to everybody, Uh, if you're in

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Speaker 1: Los Angeles, I am performing my hour of stand up

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Speaker 1: and then I'm going to be recording later in August

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Speaker 1: August eleventh at the Dynasty Typewriter and of course August fifth,

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Speaker 1: sixth seventh, Lafayette, Louisiana, UH, Houston, Texas, and Brian Texas.

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Speaker 1: All of those tickets are available at the instagram of

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Speaker 1: the Bananas Podcast. Please go and click on it and

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Speaker 1: come see me.

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Speaker 3: Did you set up our link tree? I'm not good

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Speaker 3: at this. I sure did a job, boy. I love it.

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Speaker 3: I clicking on every link.

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Speaker 1: I love link tree. I was like, I was like

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Speaker 1: it also, it never occurred to me. I was always

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Speaker 1: just frustrated. I was like, you can only list one

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Speaker 1: never made the step to someone should make a thing

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Speaker 1: where there's just one link and then a bunch of links.

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Speaker 1: Man link Tree, whoever did it? You're a genius. I

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Speaker 1: don't know how genus money. I don't know how you

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Speaker 3: Me neither. And yeah, our solo epps. A lot of

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Speaker 3: banannimals call in text in say they love when it's

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Speaker 3: just you and me. I have some dream guests that

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Speaker 3: I hope we have on because I like talking to guests.

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Speaker 3: Simone Biles, Olympia Olympian, the best gymnast of an American

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Speaker 2: Yes, let's get her.

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Speaker 3: Let's get her. We tried to get her last year.

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Speaker 3: Then they canceled the Olympics and everybody was like, I

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Speaker 1: Pretty bummed out. They're not gonna want to goof around.

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Speaker 3: And we were like, makes sense. I also want to

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Speaker 3: get Soladad O'Brien.

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Speaker 2: Oh, that would be amazing. Yes, she would trying. We've

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Speaker 3: If anybody knows good old Solodad, let her know. The

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Speaker 3: Banana boys want to give her a break from all

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Speaker 1: And I think I'm gonna finally, I'm going to finally

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Speaker 3: Now, you rode on her movie, that's why you know her.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I wrote on her movie and longsv Yes, since

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Speaker 1: we spent many months together. But again that was years ago.

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Speaker 1: I have seen her since and she's always very warm

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Speaker 3: It's not like you're writing a movie for her right now.

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Speaker 3: And then you ask her and she goes, this guy

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Speaker 3: is a royal boob and then just cancels that script. Deal,

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Speaker 3: You're fine, it's a podcast will take an hour plus.

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Speaker 3: She seems like a very cool person.

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Speaker 2: She's cool. She is so cool that one will.

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Speaker 3: Turn into real Beavis and butt heads. We'll just because

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Speaker 3: it's so like Fury wrote, how your arm's missing? Was

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Speaker 3: I'll give you this story. Buddy. Newspaper congratulates man for

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Speaker 1: I mean, this is it is purposefully misleading. I feel

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Speaker 3: It's by Emma Gray on the Huffington Post. I love

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Speaker 3: the way she writes she might be the best in

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Speaker 3: great job, Mayvis. George brown Ridge must have some serious skills.

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Speaker 3: Why else would a newspaper have printed the following statement

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Speaker 3: thanking him for quote pleasing fifteen women for an entire

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Speaker 3: The man even made these fifteen women exhausted and very satisfied.

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Speaker 3: Good work, George. At some point the newspaper staff must

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Speaker 3: Isn't a whole lot to this. It does explain what

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Speaker 3: Brownridge was simply arranging a group shopping trip of around

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Speaker 3: Rumffington Post. Oh, so this guy just drove around a

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Speaker 1: Also, I would like to sign up for this job.

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Speaker 1: It's also the fact that it's all grandma's is weird

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Speaker 3: one of the low points of my life. And Kurt,

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Speaker 3: sure they're still in business. Staffing by Suzanne got me

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Speaker 3: right up to him. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna tell

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Speaker 3: just some sad sack of shit giving you a thumbs

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Speaker 3: up on Christmas? And if he's like yes, I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: hug him, and I'm gonna be like, you are the

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Speaker 3: greatest living American actor. Sorry, Frank Pin.

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Speaker 1: I one hundred percent expected after the thumbs up to

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Speaker 1: it hit a big puddle and some sleety ice water

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Speaker 1: over you, and then somebody in the background just goes.

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Speaker 2: Welcome the new yawn.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, pick up my sad bags with fake candles

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Speaker 3: delivering at one of my low points. But there's always hope.

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Speaker 3: Guys never give up. All the way there. Matt Damon

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Speaker 1: The title is, Yes, the blobs that fell from the sky.

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Speaker 2: No, it is the blobs that fell from the sky.

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Speaker 1: On August eleventh, nineteen ninety four, a rainstorm unlike any

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Speaker 1: The blob rain reportedly came down in torrents and covered

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Speaker 1: Unsolved Mysteries actually did a huge piece on this.

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Speaker 1: So this this, this person essentially takes them, takes the samples,

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Speaker 3: This town needs to buy into the blob. They need

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Speaker 3: They need to have everything blob related like Roswell owns

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Speaker 3: They need banana phone swinging, do it on the air.

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Speaker 3: Let's do it. Let's do it here, theananaphone, the siscotti.

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Speaker 4: Really, I'm in Massachusetts. I just wanted to let you

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you a big, a big surprise. I'm

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Speaker 3: so glad you called back a secon time. You are

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Speaker 3: currently Kurt and I are recording a solo episode and

442
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Speaker 3: you're on speakerphone so we can hear what you're saying.

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Speaker 3: Can we use you on the podcast?

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Speaker 5: Absolutely? I love you guys so much.

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Speaker 3: Well, we love you too. Where are you an EMT?

446
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Speaker 4: I am an EMT on Cape Cod in Massachusetts.

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Speaker 3: Heard of it?

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Speaker 1: I do.

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Speaker 3: I always laugh at the name Sandwich. They named that

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Speaker 3: town Sandwich, And then in Sandwich there's a town there's

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Speaker 3: a road called House Road. I'm like, did they let

452
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Speaker 3: a three year old name this entire area. Let's go

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Speaker 3: to you sandwich and let's park on House.

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Speaker 2: Road road here.

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Speaker 5: My favorite road here is called stub Toe Road.

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Speaker 3: Stub Toe Road. That's pretty damn good. Stup Uh, Lily,

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Speaker 3: we love you, thanks so much for colling, and thanks

458
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Speaker 3: for being an EMT and saving lives. You kick serious

459
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Speaker 3: banana butt.

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Speaker 2: And even though you can't hear me, thank you guys.

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Speaker 3: You got it, but you're banana the week, Lily, b.

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Speaker 1: Oh w bow wow wow wow, it's been a nice

463
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Speaker 1: wow wow wow wow.

464
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Speaker 2: End of the week. Bow wow wow Wow.

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Speaker 3: Kurt's got the bow wow's going on over there. But again, yes,

466
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Speaker 3: they need that town in Washington of seven hundred and

467
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Speaker 3: twenty three people needs to embrace the blob. They need

468
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Speaker 3: to have Blobfest. They need to get Blues Traveler to

469
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Speaker 3: the headline Blobfist. I don't know why, but yeah, own

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Speaker 3: the blob. Own the blob.

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Speaker 1: They did try and do this, Scottie, but it sounds

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Speaker 1: like it's a The town isn't excited about it.

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Speaker 2: They tried to make it a jellyfish festival.

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Speaker 1: They tried to rename the town jellyfish and ohey fish Festival.

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Speaker 1: Oh There is a drink that is that you can

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Speaker 1: get only there called the jellyfish, which is vodka, gelatin

477
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Speaker 1: and juice, which I believe that's called a jelly shot.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's called a jello shot. But we'll go with it.

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Speaker 2: We'll go with it. That's good.

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Speaker 1: I mean, but the Blob would be better if they

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Speaker 1: had if they had just had.

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Speaker 3: Everything Blob Hotel, Blob Motel, it could be incredible. I

483
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Speaker 3: would go. I would road trip the same way I

484
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Speaker 3: went to Exploding Whales State.

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Speaker 2: Park in Fart.

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Speaker 3: I would go to Blob Washington and drink a flaming blob.

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Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, I would like to go. When we

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Speaker 1: play Seattle, I don't know how far away Oakville is

489
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Speaker 1: from Seattle.

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Speaker 3: Let's check it out.

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Speaker 2: Drive.

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Speaker 1: We got to drive over there and just ask, like,

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Speaker 1: stop at a gas station, ask people about the Blob.

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Speaker 3: You know, maybe we'll do a record a remote episode

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Speaker 3: out there. That could be very fun. When I lived

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Speaker 3: in Pensacola Beach when I was nineteen, I had a

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Speaker 3: female friend and we liked each other, and she was

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Speaker 3: a waitress where I was a waiter. And one of

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Speaker 3: the first kind of things when we realized that maybe

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Speaker 3: we would date is. I was like, well, let's go out.

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Speaker 3: There's this area called Port of Fmo. It's like further

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Speaker 3: out on the beach where if you go far enough

503
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Speaker 3: there are zero people, I mean zero. It's incredible. It's

504
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Speaker 3: like the most beautiful part of Pensacle Beach. So I

505
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:57,680
Speaker 3: made it sound like I was just going out there

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Speaker 3: anyways before work, and if she wanted to come, like

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Speaker 3: I'd be out there around eleven or whatever. So like

508
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Speaker 3: at like ten point thirty, I'm like speeding to get

509
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Speaker 3: out there before her and set up towels and do

510
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:11,880
Speaker 3: all that stuff, just like super casual but super planned.

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Speaker 3: And so I get out there early, nobody in sight

512
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Speaker 3: either direction, standing in the water. I sit on this town.

513
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,240
Speaker 3: I look out and I see this sliver on the

514
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Speaker 3: horizon and I'm like, what the hell is that? And

515
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Speaker 3: I like sit up and I'm watching it, and I'm like,

516
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Speaker 3: what the hell is this thing? And it keeps getting

517
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:30,720
Speaker 3: closer and closer and closer, and I my first thought,

518
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Speaker 3: like the hair stood up on the back of my

519
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Speaker 3: neck and I was like, this is a UFO. This

520
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Speaker 3: is it. People had told me Golf Breeze was an

521
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Speaker 3: area where you see tons of UFOs. Anyways, I'm standing

522
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Speaker 3: there and it gets closer and it's so slow, and

523
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Speaker 3: then right when it gets to the point, I'm like

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Speaker 3: walking towards the water, and then I'm like I'm gonna run,

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Speaker 3: Like I'm like, oh my god, and I'm like checking,

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Speaker 3: and then I see her car pull up and like

527
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Speaker 3: so then I'm like, well, I can't run because I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna look like a total bozo idiot. So then like

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Speaker 3: but I'm like backing up towards the town and then

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Speaker 3: I look up and it's a stealth bomber. It was

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Speaker 3: like a B whatever fifty two bomber or whatever, those

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Speaker 3: big like the round ones, and it was flying very

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Speaker 3: slow and I couldn't hear it, and then once it

534
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:14,760
Speaker 3: passed over me, you could hear it. Like, but I

535
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:18,240
Speaker 3: was so close to turning on my heel and sprinting

536
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:20,760
Speaker 3: away on board shorts, like getting in my Corolla and

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Speaker 3: doing ninety I guess to the police.

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Speaker 1: I had no idea it was the one that would

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Speaker 1: look like a triangle, like a black triangle.

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Speaker 3: No, it was the round long one from the hit

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Speaker 3: movie Broken Arrow with John Travolta. I want to see

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Speaker 3: it's the I'm looking.

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Speaker 1: Is it a blackbird SR seventy one blackbird?

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Speaker 3: That's a It was the Northrop Grumming B two Spirit,

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Speaker 3: known as the Stealth Bomber, and it's a one hundred

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Speaker 3: and seventy two feet tip to tip, and it scared

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Speaker 3: me and my cool guy. I'm laying on the beach

548
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Speaker 3: to the point where I almost ran like a child

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Speaker 3: to my car.

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Speaker 2: Do you say in Northrop B seventeen.

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Speaker 3: B two, the B two two, it's a beauty. I'm

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00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:05,040
Speaker 3: gonna be glad you looked it up.

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00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:07,360
Speaker 2: I'm looking it up. I'm excited to see what if.

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00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:08,960
Speaker 3: Any animals out there have a B two.

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00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:11,119
Speaker 2: It's a cool angle. It's a triangle.

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00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 3: Oh but there. Yeah, there's one that's like like a pyramid.

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00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:19,359
Speaker 3: This one's a little rounder. Oh wow, lit okay, but

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00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 3: it it was like, look all the good teachable moment

559
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,800
Speaker 3: where I had to accept like something that I was like,

560
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:25,680
Speaker 3: I doubt that's real, and then suddenly I'm like, these

561
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:27,880
Speaker 3: things are very real. I'm going to be abducted, things

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00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 3: are going to happen to my.

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Speaker 1: Body during and also it was it at night or

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Speaker 1: during the day. It was like ten am, ten thirty

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Speaker 1: am I love that you rarely hear about an alien

566
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 1: freak out at ten thirty in the morning.

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00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:44,440
Speaker 2: True, unless you've been up all night.

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00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:46,080
Speaker 3: Yes, also true.

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Speaker 2: All right, Scotty teasus tease us out to a break.

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00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:52,080
Speaker 3: Let's see. I think I have a good one here.

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00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:57,440
Speaker 3: So okay, this was from kim CB. Kim CEB, thanks

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00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:01,800
Speaker 3: for sending this in subways, tuna is not tuna but

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00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:07,920
Speaker 3: a mixture of various concoctions a lawsuit alleges. So get

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00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 3: your five dollars. You've got a foot long of bananas

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00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:11,360
Speaker 3: coming your way.

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Speaker 1: Banasta, ladies and gentleman, Welcome back to bananas.

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Speaker 2: Scotty.

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Speaker 1: Do you have any shout outs? You got any shout

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Speaker 1: outs from the banana phone, folks? The Banana phone will

580
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:45,320
Speaker 1: be around until August first, give it a call if

581
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:49,000
Speaker 1: you'd like. The number, of course, for everyone out there

582
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Speaker 1: is two to one three two one four seventy nine

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Speaker 1: seventy four.

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Speaker 2: Scottie is a.

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Speaker 1: Hero and a gentleman by continually answering this phone in

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Speaker 1: til August.

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00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:03,240
Speaker 3: First.

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00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:08,520
Speaker 1: I tried, couldn't do it, guys. Scotty has the the

589
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:09,920
Speaker 1: stamina to do this.

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00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 3: It's true.

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00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 2: I believe in him.

592
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 3: I have the gift of gab. Today was one of

593
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:18,239
Speaker 3: those busy days where starting at about seven thirty am, Well,

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00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:20,040
Speaker 3: I missed like four calls in the middle of the

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Speaker 3: night because the ringer was off, and then when I

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00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 3: got up this morning it rang five times in the

597
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 3: first hour. I was, uh, people were just pumped. I

598
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:30,000
Speaker 3: don't know if it was I don't know what was

599
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:33,560
Speaker 3: in retrograde. I don't know. Somebody's calling from New Hampshire.

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00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:35,800
Speaker 3: This is crazy. Today is one of those days. Here

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Speaker 3: we go Theanana phone. This is Scotty. Hey, this is

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Speaker 3: really Scotty.

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00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:48,960
Speaker 5: Okay, sorry, we're very excited. We're super fans.

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00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 3: Really well, who is this.

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00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,560
Speaker 5: It's Nanny and Jeff. I'm sorry.

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00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 3: You don't have anything to be sorry about. Your kid

607
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:03,240
Speaker 3: can buy. Oh you're gonna leave a cool message, but

608
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:05,120
Speaker 3: now you have to deal with the real deal. Banana

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Speaker 3: Boy number two.

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00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:10,160
Speaker 5: Well, that's right exactly.

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00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:14,400
Speaker 3: Where you guys come from, Oakland, California. I've heard of it.

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00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 3: We'll be up there. We're gonna tour this winter. I

613
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,760
Speaker 3: think we'll stop through the Bay Area for Shuore.

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Speaker 1: Well, unfortunately we are not there anymore because we moved

615
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 1: into a van and drove across the country and now

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Speaker 1: we're in New Hampshire.

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Speaker 3: Oh so you lied right to my face. We'll be

618
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 3: in New Hampshire too. I'm currently recording a solo episode

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Speaker 3: with Kurdi B and you're currently on speakerphone. Can we

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Speaker 3: use you guys on the podcast?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, of course.

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Speaker 2: Cool.

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00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:41,240
Speaker 3: Well, if you're living that van life, which we love,

624
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Speaker 3: when we get East Banana Land set up, you gotta

625
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:45,720
Speaker 3: stop through. We're trying to figure out a way to

626
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:47,480
Speaker 3: get free coffee, Kurt saying yes.

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Speaker 5: Oh, absolutely absolutely. But we had one question, Frank, because

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Speaker 5: I know we only have one minute. Yes, where do

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Speaker 5: we stop? What is the one place that we need

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Speaker 5: to go to.

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Speaker 3: In this are you're road tripping right now, Kurt, do

632
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 3: you have a suggestion for one place to stop?

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00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:06,080
Speaker 2: Well, October twenty third.

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00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 1: They could come see me at space Ballroom in Hamden, Connecticut.

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00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, go see Kurt in Hamden, Connecticut at the

636
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 3: space Ballroom on October twenty third, Is that right, Kurt? Yep, Okay,

637
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 3: there's one for you. I stopped in at the Garden

638
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 3: of Eden. A few people recommended it to me. It's

639
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:27,560
Speaker 3: in the middle of Lucas Kansas and it's this guy

640
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 3: lost his mind and built this really weird thing around

641
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:32,360
Speaker 3: his house. I can't recommend it enough. It's in the

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00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:35,880
Speaker 3: middle of nowhere. There's an Airbnb across the street from

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00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 3: it you can sleep in, So go check that out.

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00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 5: Okay, fantastic. I got one for you guys, if you want.

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00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:44,160
Speaker 3: Okay, give us one.

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00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:51,800
Speaker 5: The Spam Museum And where was that, Austin Minnesota. Austin, Minnesota.

647
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:55,760
Speaker 5: I thought it was gonna be stupid. Okay, it was amazing.

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00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:59,760
Speaker 3: The Spam Museum in Austin, Minnesota. Getting a free plug

649
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:03,120
Speaker 3: from the bananimals. We love that they.

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00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:04,480
Speaker 5: Will give you free samples.

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00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:07,400
Speaker 6: Oh no, they gave us like an entire pack of

652
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 6: like stuff. They were so excited about everything that we

653
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 6: were doing. And we're not doing things like for plugs

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00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 6: or anything, so you don't have to put anything. We're

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00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:20,160
Speaker 6: just excited to hear from you, guys, because we love.

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00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 5: Listening to you.

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00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:22,840
Speaker 3: Thank you so much. We love you right back, Kurt

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00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:26,720
Speaker 3: says he loves you, and thanks for calling. Enjoy the

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Speaker 1: sound give it to me.

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Speaker 3: What is it? Oh yeah, okay, kim cebe. Subways sandwich

687
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:54,600
Speaker 3: is Subways tuna sandwiches, not tuna, but a mixture of

688
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 3: various concoctions. A lawsuit of ledges. This was written by

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Speaker 3: Tim Carmon for Washington Post dot Com. They give Tim

690
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:05,760
Speaker 3: the hard hitting stories because they know, from the bottom

691
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 3: of their heart's he's the best in the business.

692
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Speaker 2: They just know he's gonna knock it out of the park.

693
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:12,400
Speaker 3: When it comes to what kind of meat is on

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Speaker 3: my sandwich, they turn to one man, Tim Carmon for

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Speaker 3: Washingtonpost dot Com.

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Speaker 1: It's between two buns. Tim Carmon's on top of it.

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Speaker 3: Is this fish? We'll never know unless we said hard

698
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Speaker 3: hitting Tim Carmon, he's got a nose for tuna.

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Speaker 2: Oh what's Timmy c say about this?

700
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:41,760
Speaker 3: Subway describes its tuna sandwich as a quote freshly baked

701
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:46,160
Speaker 3: bread layered with flaked tuna, blended with creamy mayo. Oh man,

702
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:49,000
Speaker 3: doesn't even sound good the way they describe it, and

703
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:53,440
Speaker 3: topped with your choice of crisp fresh veggies. Ooh, you

704
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:56,400
Speaker 3: know that iceberg lattice at subway is just so crisp,

705
00:34:56,760 --> 00:35:01,360
Speaker 3: so crisp, not rubbery at all. It's a description designed

706
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:04,960
Speaker 3: to activate the saliva glands and separate you from your money.

707
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:09,319
Speaker 3: It's also yeah, see that's why they said this guy

708
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:15,840
Speaker 3: takes no prisoners. Oh, it's also fiction, at least partially.

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00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 3: According to a recent lawsuit filed by US District Court

710
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 3: for Northern District of California, never heard of it, complain

711
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:27,600
Speaker 3: alleges that ingredients build as quote tuna end quote for

712
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:32,799
Speaker 3: the chains, sandwiches, and wraps contains absolutely no tuna. Only

713
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:37,320
Speaker 3: a tiny percentage of bluefin or yellowfin tuna is even farmed.

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00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 3: The star ingredient, according to a lawsuit, is made from

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00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 3: anything but tuna based on independent lab tests and multi samples. Yeah, fingernails,

716
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:51,720
Speaker 3: Oh god, I mean maybe you never know these days.

717
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 3: It's a god. It's a mixture of various concoctions that

718
00:35:57,360 --> 00:36:00,799
Speaker 3: do not constitute tuna, yet have been blend together by

719
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:05,480
Speaker 3: defendants to imitate the appearance of tuna, according to the complaint.

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Speaker 3: Uh Shalini Dagra, one of the attorneys for the plaintiffs,

721
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:13,400
Speaker 3: declined to say what the exact ingredients are, but the

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00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:18,720
Speaker 3: lab test did reveal them, so okay, represented for Subway.

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Speaker 3: The other the angel on the shoulders. The claims are

724
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:25,839
Speaker 3: without merit. The tuna sold in the chain is wild caught.

725
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 3: The company says, uh, which is how I like that.

726
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Speaker 2: They're going further out. They're not. They're doubling down on that.

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Speaker 2: I love that that.

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Speaker 1: It's not farmed. It's wild caught, pole caught. Each tune

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Speaker 1: of each tune of fish per sich person, which said

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Speaker 1: Subway right there. Okay, great, I love that.

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Speaker 3: Taught to order, absolutely caught to order. If you order

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Speaker 3: a tuna's fish five dollars foot long, they send a

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Speaker 3: man out in a boat with a fishing rod along Scotty.

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Speaker 2: That's ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: He's already out in the boat, but his cell phone

736
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:00,080
Speaker 1: rings and they say, we got.

737
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Speaker 3: Another order for a foot log pal and he's like.

738
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Speaker 1: Just sweating trying to pull it an eight hundred pound

739
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 1: tuna fish to cut just a turn a piece off

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Speaker 1: and then that exit on over to that subry.

741
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Speaker 3: People love it. It's incredible what they do. They do

742
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:17,319
Speaker 3: tons of work there. So yeah. The two plaintiffs are

743
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Speaker 3: identified as Karen Donawa, Karen Danaua, and Nelima i'm In

744
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:26,400
Speaker 3: both residents of Alameda County in the Bay Area. But

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00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 3: attorneys for these two said that their claim is certified

746
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Speaker 3: as a class action, so holding on to those receipts

747
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:34,799
Speaker 3: and animals. If you've been eating tunut subway or what

748
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:37,760
Speaker 3: you thought was tunet subway, you might be getting paid

749
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 3: probably five bucks back. But yeah, anybody that bought it

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Speaker 3: after tuna sandwiches and wraps after January twenty first, twenty

751
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:49,760
Speaker 3: seventeen could be on this class action lawsuit.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get my dad. I'm gonna get my dad

753
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:54,520
Speaker 1: in them. My dad ate a tuna fish sandwich from

754
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:59,080
Speaker 1: subway every day for I think ten years, and he

755
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:01,520
Speaker 1: was actually saying he was proud of it. He was

756
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:04,279
Speaker 1: always like, that's why I'm so healthy. That's what he

757
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:07,759
Speaker 1: would say, because he wow not tuna. Also, I have

758
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 1: done a deep dive on this article because I was

759
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 1: thinking about doing it myself. I read the New York Times,

760
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:15,439
Speaker 1: so the New York Times did cover this as well.

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00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,680
Speaker 1: So essentially everything that they're saying is it's a lawsuit.

762
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:20,799
Speaker 1: They're alleging it. It's not been proved in court. But

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Speaker 1: what the New York Times did was they went to

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Speaker 1: multiple different Subway locations, bought multiple different tuna fish sandwiches,

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Speaker 1: and then had them sent out to a lab that

766
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Speaker 1: identifies different types of marine species and had all of

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Speaker 1: them tested. And what they found was that none of

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Speaker 1: them contained tuna DNA. That's crow but with the caveat

769
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:50,520
Speaker 1: that cooking, that cooking fish degrades its DNA to the

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Speaker 1: point where oftentimes you cannot tell what fish a cooked

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00:38:53,719 --> 00:38:56,560
Speaker 1: fish is, so it could be tuna. And then there's

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Speaker 1: an interview with a person who just kind of as

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Speaker 1: a manager at Subway, and it's just like, look, tuna

774
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 1: is the cheapest meat out there. Why are they if

775
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:08,120
Speaker 1: they're gonna like make a fake meat, why is it

776
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 1: the tuna?

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00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 2: Tuna's cheap?

778
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:13,400
Speaker 1: Like making that's in tuna would be even more difficult

779
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:15,879
Speaker 1: and probably caught. It would be cost prohibitive to make

780
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 1: fake tuna. It seems sounds like it. That's wild. Well

781
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:22,800
Speaker 1: that's pretty interesting. I mean, who cares.

782
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:25,720
Speaker 3: I don't think subway is my last fast food choice.

783
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:29,560
Speaker 3: I don't go. I fine, it's fine. I'm not chitting

784
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Speaker 3: on it. Like if you love it, good for you.

785
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:33,359
Speaker 3: We're not We're not saying, hey, eat how you want

786
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Speaker 3: to eat? You only go around the carousel wants if you.

787
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Speaker 1: If you want to go and eat a sandwich, It's

788
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:42,239
Speaker 1: basically a yoga mat wrapped up with a bunch of

789
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Speaker 1: wood shavings flavored like tuna fish.

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Speaker 2: You go ahead and you do that.

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00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:48,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, did you hear that? The bread?

792
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:51,279
Speaker 1: Their bread was supposed to be mostly yoga mats, like

793
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:54,280
Speaker 1: the same chemical, and yoga mats was found in their bread.

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00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 3: Well okay, yeah, well so okay, Now I want to

795
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:02,040
Speaker 3: yoga mat that looks like a sandwich. I mean, now

796
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:04,880
Speaker 3: I want a hogi looking yoga mat. I used to

797
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:08,799
Speaker 3: when I was working at that bike shop. Next door

798
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:10,839
Speaker 3: was a place called the Newtown Deli. And there's this

799
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 3: guy called and we all called him Limp Limp Jeremy

800
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:16,960
Speaker 3: because he wore a corn hat and a Limp biscuit

801
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 3: shirt every day, like corn the band.

802
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,640
Speaker 1: Oh yeahah yeah, I was imagining like a candy corn hat.

803
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:23,880
Speaker 1: And I would be like this sounds like a cool dude already. No,

804
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:28,520
Speaker 1: you would know him, Triangle, you would know him. But

805
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:31,359
Speaker 1: Limp Jeremy was our age. Went to a rival high

806
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:33,480
Speaker 1: school and so we all kind of knew each other.

807
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:35,440
Speaker 1: We'd go over to the bagel place next door, whatever,

808
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 1: the Dailly next door and vice versa. One and so

809
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,719
Speaker 1: I was sort of like I was sixteen or so,

810
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:43,240
Speaker 1: probably too young to actually like legally be a manager,

811
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Speaker 1: but I closed the shop a lot of nights. One night,

812
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 1: Jeremy Limp Jeremy comes over and he locks the bike

813
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:52,640
Speaker 1: shop door behind him, the bike doctor's door.

814
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:55,480
Speaker 3: He goes, who's here? Is that you and Casey? I

815
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:57,920
Speaker 3: go I already told Casey could go home and it

816
00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:00,120
Speaker 3: was just me, and he's like, I need your help

817
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:01,840
Speaker 3: with something. I was like, yes, and I'm going to

818
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,799
Speaker 3: use a fake name for this other person because you know,

819
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 3: it's unfair. But he goes, hey, you know you know

820
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:09,799
Speaker 3: Angie so and so right, And I go, yeah, I

821
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:11,200
Speaker 3: go to high school with her. Yeah, she's a year

822
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Speaker 3: older than me. And he goes, well, I slept with

823
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Speaker 3: her yesterday and I go, okay. He's like, and she

824
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:17,960
Speaker 3: has a boyfriend, right. I'm like, yeah, I think she

825
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:20,319
Speaker 3: has a boyfriend. Yeah, he's a pretty nice guy. And

826
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:23,640
Speaker 3: he goes, I need your help, dude, just don't be weird,

827
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Speaker 3: and he goes, can I come in the bathroom with me.

828
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Speaker 3: So we go in the back of the bike shop bathroom.

829
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Speaker 3: This guy just walked into where I work and locked

830
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Speaker 3: the doors. The door okay, but he was like ghost

831
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Speaker 3: white and he's got a corn hat on, so I

832
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:37,799
Speaker 3: know he's serious. You know, he's ready for business, right

833
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:40,920
Speaker 3: a rock. And we go in and he pulls he

834
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Speaker 3: pulls down his fly and he pull He's like, dude,

835
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Speaker 3: look at this, and he pulls out like the middle

836
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:50,040
Speaker 3: side part of his ding dong and he goes, do

837
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:52,960
Speaker 3: you see this? And I go yes, and he goes,

838
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:54,400
Speaker 3: what do you think that is? I go it looks

839
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:56,959
Speaker 3: like a zip man, it looks like a pimple. He goes,

840
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:58,960
Speaker 3: I think it's her piece. And I go okay. I

841
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,319
Speaker 3: was like, I don't know. I'm sick olf. You're we're

842
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:02,200
Speaker 3: in a bike shop right now.

843
00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:04,760
Speaker 1: I'm not a doctor. Did you think it was doctor bike?

844
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:06,080
Speaker 1: Like the bike doctor?

845
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:07,280
Speaker 3: I was a doctor.

846
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:09,759
Speaker 2: Punch of doctors here who just like to ride bicycles.

847
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:12,359
Speaker 3: No, yes, I'm like Dukie Halser. My name is doctor

848
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:15,200
Speaker 3: Bicycle and I've graduated from Yale at fourteen and now

849
00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:17,239
Speaker 3: I work here in my thing, the bikes are just

850
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:20,200
Speaker 3: a prop. So I was like, dude, don't worry. You

851
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 3: know me. I was like, it's gonna be fine. I

852
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 3: was like, He's like, oh shit, man, He's like this

853
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:26,360
Speaker 3: is so bad. He's like, does she sleep with a

854
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 3: lot of people? And I'm like, no, no, I don't

855
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 3: think so. I think like you're the only one or whatever.

856
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:31,840
Speaker 3: I was like, did you wear economy? He's like no.

857
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:34,960
Speaker 3: I was like, this is so insite. So anyways, then

858
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,760
Speaker 3: at that point, I'm like, oh, yeah, he caught something.

859
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 3: So I'm like, you're gonna be fine, man, because there's

860
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:42,319
Speaker 3: a planned parenthood in Pikesville. Go there, check it out.

861
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:46,480
Speaker 3: So the next day he comes in attitude totally different,

862
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,520
Speaker 3: totally different guys. So Lynch Jeremy just struts on in

863
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 3: and he's like, he goes, dude, I showed my dick

864
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:53,680
Speaker 3: to the doctor. You know what they said. I said,

865
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 3: what he goes, it's is it? It was just is it?

866
00:42:56,239 --> 00:42:57,640
Speaker 3: And I was like, yeah, I told you, he goes.

867
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Speaker 3: You were so cool about it. He goes, you can

868
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:01,239
Speaker 3: have free food whenever you And from then on out,

869
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:03,719
Speaker 3: for two more years, whenever he was working, I would

870
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:07,239
Speaker 3: walk behind the counter and just make full subs by

871
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:11,160
Speaker 3: myself like they didn't. I mean I probably ate. I'm not.

872
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:14,240
Speaker 3: I won't even want to exaggerate. I probably ate nine

873
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:17,160
Speaker 3: hundred dollars worth of free subs in the next eighteen months,

874
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:19,440
Speaker 3: just because this guy showed me his ding dong and

875
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:21,960
Speaker 3: I was like, chill man, you're gonna be fine. Maybe

876
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:26,080
Speaker 3: wrap it up next time. Limp, Jeremy, if you're out there,

877
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 3: you're probably not. Actually you're probably not. Corn Olympiski your

878
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:32,919
Speaker 3: two favorite bands at sixteen. You got a hard rod

879
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:34,480
Speaker 3: to ho oh.

880
00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:37,440
Speaker 1: Man Dixit's got you free subs.

881
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:38,320
Speaker 2: That is great.

882
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 3: I'll take that trade any day of the week, any day. Mike,

883
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 3: don't send dickpics to the banana phone. I will block you.

884
00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:47,479
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, please don't, please God don't.

885
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:52,520
Speaker 3: I'm a gentleman. Are you ready? I love the way

886
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:53,520
Speaker 3: you tell stories.

887
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:58,840
Speaker 2: This is sent him by guess who? Just one guess Scotty.

888
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:02,840
Speaker 3: Copyhaste cop baby boy, oh boy, I better find an

889
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:04,399
Speaker 3: Aaron Rdman one. Here here we go.

890
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:08,600
Speaker 1: And this is I looked at. This was originally in

891
00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:12,120
Speaker 1: the India Times. Then it was covered by somebody else

892
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:14,560
Speaker 1: and somebody else and somebody else. But Honestly, I tried

893
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:17,399
Speaker 1: not to go with the Vice article, but the Vice

894
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:19,520
Speaker 1: article was the best written and had the.

895
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:20,800
Speaker 2: Best title, So okay.

896
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:29,399
Speaker 1: A couple accidentally grew the world's most expensive mango. They've

897
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:32,200
Speaker 1: now hired three men and nine dogs to guard it.

898
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:38,520
Speaker 1: This is absolutely fascinating. Four years ago, farmer Sankalp Singh

899
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:42,160
Speaker 1: Perara traveled to the southern Indian city of Chennai in

900
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 1: search of a hybrid coconut seeds. During the train journey,

901
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:47,719
Speaker 1: struck up a conversation with a man seat at opposite him.

902
00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 1: The man learned that Perara was a farmer. He offered

903
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:55,040
Speaker 1: to sell him a special mango sapling for essentially thirty

904
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:58,080
Speaker 1: three dollars. Out of curious curiosity, decide take a chance

905
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:02,920
Speaker 1: and buy it. So then they planted it, and then

906
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:04,520
Speaker 1: all of a sudden it grew And there is a

907
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:07,200
Speaker 1: quote from him, I grew it like an ordinary mango plant,

908
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:09,360
Speaker 1: but a few months later saw that it had developed

909
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:16,759
Speaker 1: a beautiful red color. This is insane. So apparently it

910
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:20,719
Speaker 1: is known as the egg of the Sun. It is

911
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:24,160
Speaker 1: a Japanese variety of mango.

912
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:27,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, a mouthwatering.

913
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 1: And according to a local Japanese media report, a box

914
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 1: of two Miyazaki mangos sold for half a million Japanese yen,

915
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:43,200
Speaker 1: which is four five dollars in twenty nineteen. So yeah,

916
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:46,440
Speaker 1: they have these mangos now that are just growing, and

917
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:49,359
Speaker 1: they're so expensive in Japan because they have to grow

918
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 1: them in a a in a greenhouse, they have to

919
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:56,840
Speaker 1: like mist and everything because the Japanese. But in India

920
00:45:57,280 --> 00:46:00,160
Speaker 1: they just grow naturally. And so this guy's got this

921
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:02,799
Speaker 1: cool plan where he has not sold any yet. So

922
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:04,920
Speaker 1: he had like one fruiting tree and he took all

923
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 1: the seeds and he's planned like one hundred and fifty more.

924
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:10,399
Speaker 1: And his plan is to like essentially just introduce this

925
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:13,880
Speaker 1: what used to be a rare mango. Apparently the flesh

926
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:16,359
Speaker 1: is red and it's like hyper sweet and you can

927
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:19,440
Speaker 1: eat the you can eat the rind of it as well,

928
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:22,360
Speaker 1: which would be amazing to eat a red mango and

929
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:23,840
Speaker 1: you could eat the rind, just eat it like a

930
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:27,040
Speaker 1: fucking apple. Yes, and so yeah, so this guy, but

931
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:28,799
Speaker 1: you know, people are of course trying to steal it,

932
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:30,719
Speaker 1: so he has all these guards and everything. This is

933
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:33,360
Speaker 1: like the cursed gift, you know, like this is what

934
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:36,400
Speaker 1: would be a great one for Bridger gift or curse

935
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:39,560
Speaker 1: to get the most special mango seed ever?

936
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, and how much was one? Or was it for

937
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 3: the case you said the number?

938
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:47,799
Speaker 1: It's two the case of two four five hundred dollars,

939
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:50,200
Speaker 1: so each one was worth two thousand, two hundred and

940
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:54,480
Speaker 1: fifty bucks for one mango for one man man.

941
00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:58,760
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess a mangoes are pretty damn good,

942
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:00,960
Speaker 3: but I don't know if I would pay two grand

943
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,560
Speaker 3: for a mango. I'm trying to think what the most

944
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 3: expensive meal I've ever had is? What's themealia? I can't

945
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:10,680
Speaker 3: think of, Like, sometimes you get dropped one where like

946
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:13,719
Speaker 3: I definitely there were definitely some night bar tabs in

947
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 3: Manhattan that would get dropped and it would be like

948
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:17,879
Speaker 3: five or six of us that would be well over

949
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:20,680
Speaker 3: one thousand dollars and you would just like die, Oh

950
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:22,400
Speaker 3: you and I got stuck with one once.

951
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:24,800
Speaker 2: When where when we won't name names.

952
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,400
Speaker 3: Did we already talk about this? But when we bought

953
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:29,840
Speaker 3: Christen a birthday dinner once.

954
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:33,320
Speaker 1: And it was just like, yeah, we're all just drinking

955
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:36,640
Speaker 1: and eating for hours, and then the check came and

956
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:38,440
Speaker 1: the person who had the most amount of money was

957
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:39,440
Speaker 1: by far the most.

958
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 2: I had just an appetizer, so.

959
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:46,359
Speaker 3: I had broken. Yeah, I left twenty bucks and Kurt

960
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:48,440
Speaker 3: and I I went to the ATM and I was like,

961
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:50,920
Speaker 3: oh my gosh for our friend's birthday. So we were like,

962
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:52,759
Speaker 3: we got to cover this. And I think I took

963
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 3: out like one hundred and eighty dollars because I think

964
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:57,400
Speaker 3: I had one hundred and ninety dollars. And I was

965
00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:00,279
Speaker 3: like so angry because I had ordered intentionally like a

966
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 3: beer and a burger to keep it cheap. And then

967
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:06,960
Speaker 3: I'm over here going like, oh god, I yeah, that's.

968
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:07,239
Speaker 6: Not for me.

969
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:10,279
Speaker 3: Man, A two thousand dollars mango, I think I would

970
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 3: graciously pass. I think a one tastes great. They do.

971
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:20,960
Speaker 1: They taste really good, Like I can't even imagine. Yeah,

972
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:23,799
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think, what's like the most expensive meal

973
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:24,399
Speaker 1: I ever had?

974
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 2: I think I know what it was.

975
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:26,880
Speaker 4: It was.

976
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:31,319
Speaker 1: I went to Paris in my twenties with my then

977
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:36,279
Speaker 1: girlfriend for her birthday. What a romantic I don't think

978
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:38,560
Speaker 1: we were like it wasn't like we're going there for

979
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:40,840
Speaker 1: your birthday. We were like kind of there during that

980
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:42,840
Speaker 1: time because it was her birthday was in the spring.

981
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:44,520
Speaker 1: But then I was like, I'm gonna take you out

982
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 1: for your for your birthday. And we went to a

983
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:50,440
Speaker 1: place in Paris, I think it was called Ettelier and

984
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:53,799
Speaker 1: it there was a it was like you know, prefixed menu.

985
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:56,560
Speaker 1: You just like sat down, they just fed you. Yeah,

986
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:59,200
Speaker 1: and then we also got the wine pairing as well.

987
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:02,360
Speaker 1: Oh like that's wow, they get six we were like

988
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:07,160
Speaker 1: twenty six or something. Also not drinking a ton of wine. Yeah,

989
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:11,239
Speaker 1: And I remember I remember being pretty with it for

990
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:14,280
Speaker 1: like half the meal where it was like the amazing

991
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 1: like these amazingly crazy French creations and just being like, oh,

992
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:21,840
Speaker 1: this is delicious and amazing.

993
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:23,880
Speaker 2: And then it just like just starts to get blurry.

994
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:25,719
Speaker 2: And then we ended the night.

995
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:28,359
Speaker 1: Across the street from the restaurant there was a park.

996
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:31,120
Speaker 1: We just sat down on a park bench and both

997
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:35,480
Speaker 1: passed out in the park, amazing right after eating. It

998
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:37,320
Speaker 1: was supposed to be like the best meal in Paris

999
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:40,560
Speaker 1: or whatever, and just it just fucking knocked us on

1000
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:40,880
Speaker 1: our ass.

1001
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:45,080
Speaker 3: So there's two wine drunks asleep on a bench, just.

1002
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:46,280
Speaker 2: A sleep on a bench.

1003
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:48,239
Speaker 3: That's kind of real. I kind of like it. That

1004
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:51,720
Speaker 3: is kind of romantic. How many people have you married?

1005
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,400
Speaker 3: You're you're a minister. You got to ordained or you

1006
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:56,040
Speaker 3: wereordained yourself. How many of you?

1007
00:49:56,719 --> 00:49:59,480
Speaker 1: I ordained myself when I was eighteen years old and

1008
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:01,640
Speaker 1: back then, and you would have to send five dollars

1009
00:50:01,719 --> 00:50:04,759
Speaker 1: and a postcard to the Universal Life Church and then

1010
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:07,879
Speaker 1: they would like mail you back a certificate to eight

1011
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:10,360
Speaker 1: weeks and no, like now everyone's a minister.

1012
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:12,319
Speaker 2: But back then it was like, oh, it's a unique thing.

1013
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:14,680
Speaker 2: And uh yeah, no.

1014
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 1: I've married seven I think seven couples and only one.

1015
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:22,720
Speaker 1: All of them were close friends. All of them except

1016
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:30,040
Speaker 1: for one, are still together. But I did marry some

1017
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:33,720
Speaker 1: strangers and it was and that was it was terrible

1018
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:36,000
Speaker 1: and I and I and I won't do it anymore.

1019
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:36,680
Speaker 1: I won't marry it.

1020
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:38,319
Speaker 2: I'm done. My marrying days are much.

1021
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:41,640
Speaker 1: Pressure's too much. It's too much pressure. I do it

1022
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:44,600
Speaker 1: for my very close, close friends. But it's like it's

1023
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:47,840
Speaker 1: it's more nerve wracking than doing a show. It's just

1024
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 1: like terrify just like you fuck up a show, you

1025
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:54,600
Speaker 1: fuck up a show wedding like it's their one wedding

1026
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:56,560
Speaker 1: maybe you know, for their life.

1027
00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:58,360
Speaker 2: So I found it too stressful.

1028
00:50:58,719 --> 00:51:01,800
Speaker 3: Got it? The reason I ask is because of this story.

1029
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:04,640
Speaker 3: I think we're gonna end with a kind of sweet one.

1030
00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:07,880
Speaker 3: I think you're gonna like this one, all right. You

1031
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:10,720
Speaker 3: have a good soft heart about these sorts of things.

1032
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:15,240
Speaker 3: This was sent in by Moby Underscore Dickens a while back. Sorry, Moby,

1033
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:17,040
Speaker 3: it took me a little bit of time to get here,

1034
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 3: Moby Dickens Dickens.

1035
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:19,320
Speaker 5: With a y.

1036
00:51:21,719 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 3: Let's do it. Alzheimer's patient asks wife to marry him

1037
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:27,919
Speaker 3: after falling in love with her for a second time.

1038
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:30,680
Speaker 2: Huh oh wow.

1039
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:34,600
Speaker 3: This was written by Ida Siegel for Nbcnewyork dot Com. Quote.

1040
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:36,719
Speaker 3: He leaned in and whispered in my ear, thank you

1041
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:40,919
Speaker 3: for staying, Lisa said, through tears. A Connecticut couple got

1042
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,000
Speaker 3: to say I do for a second time in an

1043
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:46,480
Speaker 3: emotional ceremony. The groom may never remember, but the bride

1044
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:52,560
Speaker 3: will never forget. Good writing. IDAs, Yes, Yes, Idam really

1045
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:54,800
Speaker 3: is the best in the byss. It's a love story

1046
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:59,560
Speaker 3: that romance movies aspired to. Alzheimer's disease has stolen most

1047
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 3: of Peter Marshall's memories, but one thing he hasn't forgotten

1048
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 3: is how much he loves his wife. Even if he

1049
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:07,800
Speaker 3: doesn't recall her name. Peter and his wife Lisa have

1050
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:10,799
Speaker 3: been married for twelve years, but with Peter fifty six,

1051
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:14,719
Speaker 3: battling fifty six is really young, battling onset Alzheimer's that

1052
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:16,759
Speaker 3: he was diagnosed with a few years ago, and he

1053
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:19,719
Speaker 3: doesn't remember their wedding happening. He just knows that he

1054
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:22,640
Speaker 3: loves her. So last December, Peter had a sudden moment

1055
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:25,040
Speaker 3: of clarity. The couple were watching a wedding on TV

1056
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:27,560
Speaker 3: and he turned to her and said, quote, let's do it.

1057
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:30,360
Speaker 3: Lisa didn't know how to respond. I said do what

1058
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:33,600
Speaker 3: she said. And he pointed to the TV the scene

1059
00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:35,960
Speaker 3: of the wedding and said, do you want to get married?

1060
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:39,520
Speaker 3: And he said yes, and he had this huge grin

1061
00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:42,359
Speaker 3: on his face. Lisa said, he doesn't know that I'm

1062
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:45,759
Speaker 3: his wife. I'm just his favorite person. Peter got to

1063
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:48,120
Speaker 3: fall in love all over again, and he chose Lisa again.

1064
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:50,520
Speaker 3: Quote I'm the luckiest girl in the world. I get

1065
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:52,799
Speaker 3: to do it twice, said Lisa, wiping a tear from

1066
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:56,480
Speaker 3: her eye. Her daughter is a wedding and event planning

1067
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:58,920
Speaker 3: an event planner, and she put out the word and

1068
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:02,280
Speaker 3: countless vendors off their services for free, which is very beautiful.

1069
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:05,360
Speaker 3: Can thank you to all those wonderful vendors. It was

1070
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:07,640
Speaker 3: so perfect. I couldn't have dreamt for a better day.

1071
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:10,160
Speaker 3: It was so magical. I can't remember seeing him so

1072
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:12,920
Speaker 3: happy for such a long time. He was just so happy.

1073
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:18,840
Speaker 3: But Peter's illness has been getting worse, sadly, so he

1074
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:22,000
Speaker 3: no longer remembers the Valvenule ceremony just a couple of

1075
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,520
Speaker 3: months ago. But he does remember a woman loves him

1076
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:27,200
Speaker 3: and cherishes him. And he leaned in my ear and whispered,

1077
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:30,719
Speaker 3: thank you for staying, Lisa said, through tears. That's very

1078
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:33,960
Speaker 3: beautiful story, well written. Ida.

1079
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:42,200
Speaker 1: Also, how wonderful to have a confirmation that you made

1080
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:44,400
Speaker 1: the right choice in a person.

1081
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:45,160
Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean?

1082
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:46,080
Speaker 6: Like that?

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00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:50,520
Speaker 1: That it wasn't just a circumstantial It wasn't just of

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Speaker 1: the place he was in that time in his life.

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Speaker 2: It is just like a true, a true and.

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Speaker 3: Pure love yep.

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Speaker 1: At irrupts even without the context of their lives.

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Speaker 2: That's amazing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a pretty one. That was a pretty bananas.

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Speaker 3: We don't always get pretty bananas on this, but that one,

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Speaker 3: to me, I was like, boy, that is that is

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Speaker 3: another level of romance. It's incredible.

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Speaker 1: It's really it's it's very much like a it's very

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Speaker 1: much like a time traveling romance.

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Speaker 3: That's what. I'm surprised you're still upright. I'm surprised you're

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Speaker 3: not on the floor with your puffs.

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Speaker 2: Plus, I had to keep it together. I had to

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Speaker 2: be like, I have to talk soon.

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Speaker 3: I can't break down now. And if any of our

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Speaker 3: bananimals haven't gone and listened to Scattered, Chris Garcia, the

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Speaker 3: great comedian, are our great friend who we love so much.

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Speaker 3: Chris Garcia is this incredible podcast called Scattered. Karen Kilgarriff

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Speaker 3: does the after show or after special, the one after

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Speaker 3: Chris's story is told about his relationship with his father

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Speaker 3: and his battle with Alzheimer's and getting the ashes. His

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Speaker 3: father's a Cuban immigrant, getting them back to I cannot

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Speaker 3: recommend it enough. I cried so hard listening to I

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Speaker 3: texted Chris and I was like, I'm driving to Palm

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Speaker 3: Springs and crying my eyes out listening to you. And

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Speaker 3: then when Karen comes on and does her part. Now

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Speaker 3: it's two of my friends going through this. It was

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Speaker 3: like the hardest I've cried in my adult life was

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Speaker 3: it was so beautiful, so scattered, wanted to give him

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Speaker 3: a plug. But yeah, how beautiful is that?

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Speaker 2: That's beautiful?

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Speaker 1: My goodness, it is Uh, it is terrifying, and it's

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Speaker 1: terrifying and dark often growing older.

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Speaker 2: But to know that there is a there's moments of light.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely is a is A is a comfort.

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Speaker 3: True beauty. You know, it's dark and crappy as the

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Speaker 3: world can be sometimes, Boy, when it's good, it's so good.

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Speaker 3: It is so beautiful.

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Speaker 1: It's so good it makes you forget about the bad.

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Speaker 1: And that's why we keep doing it. This thing called

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Speaker 1: living Scottie. That has been another episode of Bananas.

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Speaker 3: I love them, Thanks, I love them all. Thanks on

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Speaker 3: talking to you.

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Speaker 1: Thank you to our producer Katie Levine. Thank you to

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Speaker 1: our intern Lisa Maggot. Thank you to exactly Right everyone

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Speaker 1: over there, Georgia Karen, Thank you to you, Scottie.

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Speaker 3: Thank you to you, Kurt Millionaish. This has been an

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Speaker 3: exactly right production.

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Speaker 2: Produced and engineered by Katie Levine.

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Speaker 3: Theme music by Kahan, and.

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Speaker 2: All of our artwork is done by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 3: You can follow us on Instagram at The Banana's Podcast

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Speaker 3: where we post stories every day and things that we

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Speaker 3: don't cover on the podcast.

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Speaker 1: Listen, subscribe, and please leave us a review on Apple podcast,

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Speaker 1: Stitcher or wherever you get your podcast.

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Speaker 3: And if you're interested in advertising on Bananas, please email

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Speaker 3: us at the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com. That's

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Speaker 3: the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com. Let you put

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Speaker 3: there that you put dance but there