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Speaker 1: The Jewels show on demand, Jebils Dirty Little Secret. Time

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Speaker 1: for your dirty little secret text in four one, six twenty.

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Speaker 1: You have a dirt a little secret. You can tell

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Speaker 1: us anything, literally, whatever you want to tell us, you

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Speaker 1: can because everybody remains anonymous. We don't even ask what

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Speaker 1: your name is. And well, thank you for calling in

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Speaker 1: oh am, I on, yes, God, Okay, this is not

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Speaker 1: easy for me. I have lived with this secret since

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Speaker 1: I was a teenager. Okay, we're doing this. We're doing this.

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Speaker 1: My cheeks are flushed. Okay. So I have a roommate

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Speaker 1: who have a goldfish um and she's been looking for

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Speaker 1: the goldfish. I lied and told her that the goldfish

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Speaker 1: just it must have jumped out, because you know they

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Speaker 1: can do that. But I'm living with that lie because

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Speaker 1: I since my teens, I'm very big on, you know,

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Speaker 1: rescuing animals. I have this thing where if I see

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Speaker 1: a goldfish in the tank, I have to kidnap it

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Speaker 1: and bring it to a pond or like a lake

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Speaker 1: to save it. Every time. It's like when you're at

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Speaker 1: the doctor's office. Every time it's I have a thing

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Speaker 1: with goldfish. I don't know what it is. So you're

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Speaker 1: doing this at I'm doing it a lot, and now

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Speaker 1: I'm living with my roommate and she's just like I

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Speaker 1: could tell she's very upset about this. How long has

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Speaker 1: she had this goldfish? Yeah, before I moved in with her.

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Speaker 1: I think it was in her life for like maybe

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Speaker 1: half a year. I don't know if you're going to

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Speaker 1: say something like since she was a kid, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: that's a lie. Yeah, they don't live them, but it's

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Speaker 1: like she's gone through a lot of hard time, and

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Speaker 1: the gold since like this therapeutic kind of I don't know.

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Speaker 1: She she we talked to the gold fish, and so

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Speaker 1: she thinks that have just jumped out and then it's

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Speaker 1: just not on the floor, just jumped right out the door.

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Speaker 1: I was very convincing. I was like, because I've gotten

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Speaker 1: good at lying to deal with my little issue here.

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Speaker 1: Good skill. Yeah, unfortunately, desperation from other invention, right, So

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Speaker 1: I would say things like, oh, you know what, they

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Speaker 1: jump out, they do this weird thing, and all we know,

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Speaker 1: you know, our apartment was a little messy, so it

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Speaker 1: could have gotten stuck him the debris, and you know,

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Speaker 1: our little hoover could have picked it up. One of

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Speaker 1: those guys and things. Yeah, you know what one of

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Speaker 1: my roommates told me one time when I walked in

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Speaker 1: when she was cleaning her dog's peet off the ground

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Speaker 1: though she wasn't supposed to have in the house. She's

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Speaker 1: felt great fride juice. I went to the kitchen to

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Speaker 1: see if we had any great fride juice. Did we No,

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Speaker 1: we didn't. I was opening at the fridge, I was

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Speaker 1: looking in the garbage, I was looking at the thing,

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Speaker 1: and then she was just over scrubbing the floor. That's

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Speaker 1: a way better to do it, way a better way

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Speaker 1: to do it than what I was thinking I would do.

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Speaker 1: I'd do a taste test. That is not great for juice.

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Speaker 1: That is dog pee. I can tell that. Fanaty Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your dirty little weird it's

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Speaker 1: kind of a weird, dirty little secret about how you

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Speaker 1: just have to rescue goldfish, but it's really weird. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us. Than the Jebel Show on

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Speaker 1: Demand