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Speaker 1: All right ce Iron Rapports Stereo Podcast coming live and

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Speaker 1: direct from the gloom tomb of l A. Uh. My

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Speaker 1: name is Michael rap port A K the Glingo, Mandingo

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Speaker 1: Ak White Mike. UM, so we're gonna do it like this. UM,

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Speaker 1: I got my man Dean Collins, who if you never

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Speaker 1: heard him on the Iron Rap Pors Stereo Podcast. He

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Speaker 1: played my son on a show called Award Home now defunct.

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Speaker 1: Uh show on the Fox. Um, and he does we

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Speaker 1: do all these funny videos, we got some we got

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Speaker 1: some things in the work. Um, he's my man, he's

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Speaker 1: funny friend and guests of the Iron Rap Pors Stereo Podcast.

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Speaker 1: There's not gonna be any Gimo Gimo Nettie in this one.

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Speaker 1: G Moody. Um, he's going to be uh, you know,

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Speaker 1: back of course, but we're just gonna rock out with

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Speaker 1: uh Dean Young Shooter. Two thousand and fifteen podcast Cold

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Speaker 1: of the Year. G Moody. Last name rhymes with duty.

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Speaker 1: We're back on the next podcast. UM. A couple of

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Speaker 1: things I want to, I want to, I wanna get

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Speaker 1: to is a number one The Iron Rap Ports Stereo

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Speaker 1: Podcast Live show. Okay, The Iron Rapports Stereo Podcast live show.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna be in New York December, and I can't

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Speaker 1: tell you how excited I am to be doing the

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Speaker 1: show in New York all right at Irving Plaza, Legendary

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Speaker 1: Irving Plaza, New York City. The Iron Wrap Ports Stereo Podcast.

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Speaker 1: ME and Moody last name rhymes with duty. I'm sure

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Speaker 1: we're gonna have special guests. But we don't live and

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Speaker 1: die off the guests. Uh we we we we bring

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Speaker 1: enough flames, enough fire on our own. Um, but I

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Speaker 1: I could rest ashore. There's gonna be some some special guests. Um.

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Speaker 1: If you want to come see us Iron Wrap Port

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Speaker 1: Tour dot com and yo, I see some of these

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Speaker 1: other shows, and God bless them, they'll charge you a

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Speaker 1: little extra for the meet and greet. We meet and

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Speaker 1: greet every single one of the fans that comes to

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Speaker 1: the show. We're so flattered and honored that people are

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Speaker 1: even supporting the Iron Rapport Stereo pockets. If you come

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Speaker 1: to the show, we do the show. We're gonna tear

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Speaker 1: the ship up. Afterwards. I have to go in the

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Speaker 1: back wash my hands, uh, use the bathroom, take a

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Speaker 1: five minute break, and then we come out. We take

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Speaker 1: pictures we talk, ship, we hang out, we do whatever

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Speaker 1: after the show. So the meet and greet is included

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Speaker 1: in the show. Um Iron Rapport Tour dot com. Um,

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Speaker 1: let me see what I could say. Uh, Jesus, Kanye West,

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Speaker 1: it never fucking ends. This guy said that he's going

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Speaker 1: to boycott the Grammys if Frank Ocean's record doesn't get

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Speaker 1: nominated for a Grammy Grammys. Um and no disrespect. I

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Speaker 1: like Frank Ocean, like his first second and I haven't

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Speaker 1: really got into his third record, but I'm sure it's dope.

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Speaker 1: I say, don't nominate the fucking guy, just to show

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Speaker 1: Kanye West. Nobody gives a fun duke. Boycott the fucking Grammys,

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Speaker 1: my man, nobody cares, you understand, nobody gives a ship.

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Speaker 1: A man is talking greasy left right in circles, all right.

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Speaker 1: I want him to boycott the Grammys, and and and

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Speaker 1: and and again. I funk with you, Frank Ocean ever

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Speaker 1: since you put out that first mixtape and then your

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Speaker 1: second album. I think what's called agent orange um or

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Speaker 1: orange dope A fox with you? But you you should

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Speaker 1: tell this guy don't speak on your behalf because the

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Speaker 1: Grammys might just say, you know what, we don't want

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Speaker 1: Kanye that the Grammys doesn't live and die on Kanye

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Speaker 1: West being at the Grammys. So, um, you know I say,

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Speaker 1: don't nominate him and then be like, what, You're still

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Speaker 1: gonna show up? You know why, Kane? Because I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't think you're about that life for real. I

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Speaker 1: don't think you're about that life for real. Um, along

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Speaker 1: a way to shout out my man down in Florida

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Speaker 1: My man had some sort of accident where his half

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Speaker 1: I'm sure even this halfheaded lunatic. Um. And if you

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Speaker 1: God God helped this dude. He looks totally nuts and

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Speaker 1: he got half ahead. Um what else. We're putting out

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Speaker 1: So Trump, you could keep swinging uh comy and the

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Speaker 1: like a bad movie. We're watching now, and it's like

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Speaker 1: I had to pry you away because, um, it's Halloween time, right,

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Speaker 1: and you're big on Halloween. Although you're pushing thirty, I

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Speaker 1: Power Rangers. Okay, And how did you come upon that

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Speaker 1: telling you. It was almost like, so you think that

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Speaker 1: that that kind of physiquely you think that pays off

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Speaker 1: probably pays. I've never been one of those guys. No,

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Speaker 1: But so so so the first party that you went

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Speaker 1: you had a good time, amazing and you said that

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Speaker 1: you um, you the girls have been going you've been

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Speaker 1: always like, you know, uh, you're single, young guy out

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Speaker 1: of humors. As you say, you should have a stable,

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Speaker 1: you know, like there should be girls left and right.

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Speaker 1: You're young, you should be you should be banging every

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Speaker 1: open until three days later? I don't know, you didn't know.

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00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,440
Speaker 1: I didn't know what it was. Quite And she gets

419
00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:01,520
Speaker 1: another one and it's a little bit more risque, and

420
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:03,359
Speaker 1: you have a response to the first one. I haven't.

421
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:05,200
Speaker 1: So I opened both at the time and I was like,

422
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,119
Speaker 1: oh shit, okay, So I text her. I was like,

423
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:11,160
Speaker 1: oh man, alright. I put like a little like wow

424
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:14,960
Speaker 1: kind of a thing reply. Then next thing I know,

425
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:17,919
Speaker 1: throughout the week, we're texting back and forth, very very

426
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:21,080
Speaker 1: innocent whatever. She I'm like, what are you doing this week?

427
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,040
Speaker 1: Let's grab a drink? Oh I can't this day, And

428
00:21:23,119 --> 00:21:27,920
Speaker 1: then she starts sending me some like ask shots and

429
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000
Speaker 1: you're not saying you'll let me see I'm not saying

430
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:33,000
Speaker 1: I'm not that dude. You're not saying that mouth? Did

431
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:35,920
Speaker 1: you say what that mouth do? I would never, never

432
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:38,760
Speaker 1: when you say it to me, When I say what

433
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:42,920
Speaker 1: that mouth do to you? I hate it first, but

434
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:46,240
Speaker 1: but it's funny and that's fine. So you would never

435
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:48,000
Speaker 1: say that to a young lady. Hell, you would never

436
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,040
Speaker 1: say to a young lady. If I'm trying not to

437
00:21:50,119 --> 00:21:53,040
Speaker 1: get asked, I would say it, say what what that

438
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,520
Speaker 1: mouth do? And so would be like, what that mouth doe? Though,

439
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:58,880
Speaker 1: And I wouldn't say that. So she's sending you, she's

440
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,520
Speaker 1: starting to like it's get it's getting crazy. What are

441
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:03,720
Speaker 1: you seeing? At this point? I'm like, whoa? And so

442
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:07,600
Speaker 1: I'm just sending her like a little hard very and

443
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:11,800
Speaker 1: I'll tell you straight up rocking body rocking, like what

444
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:14,560
Speaker 1: do you mean? Just she's like a fucking she's a

445
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:17,720
Speaker 1: tend to me like her body is banging, and she's pretty,

446
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:21,720
Speaker 1: very pretty, and she's pretty face pretty face, which is

447
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:23,600
Speaker 1: it's either you've got a really nice body, you've got

448
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,560
Speaker 1: a really hot face, but not a great body. So

449
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:31,320
Speaker 1: then do so, So, WHOA? Who said anything about you?

450
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:35,879
Speaker 1: I'm not You're telling a story. So here's here's what

451
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:38,879
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Okay, I've never sent the dick pick in

452
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:43,960
Speaker 1: my entire life that guy off. I just you never

453
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:46,800
Speaker 1: fucking know what you're getting, you know, and who knows

454
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:48,920
Speaker 1: when you're gonna run political law. That's what I'm saying.

455
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:51,119
Speaker 1: So now for me going on here, I'm kind of nervous,

456
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,240
Speaker 1: like when I if I run for president twenty years

457
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:55,000
Speaker 1: from now, know what this is going to come and

458
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,880
Speaker 1: be good. It ain't gonna bite you, all right? Cool?

459
00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:01,560
Speaker 1: Thank you though, cool? And so anyway, it's it's getting crazy.

460
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:04,240
Speaker 1: She's starting to send me ship with like no bron

461
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:07,560
Speaker 1: She's like, and you're not what I'm like, I'm like,

462
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:09,000
Speaker 1: what the fund do I say to this? So I'm

463
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:14,199
Speaker 1: just going wow or so sexy or heart eyes emojis,

464
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:15,560
Speaker 1: you know, just like I don't what am I saying?

465
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,720
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be more more. I'm not that dude.

466
00:23:18,119 --> 00:23:21,200
Speaker 1: She's on her own will sending me all this ship.

467
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:25,760
Speaker 1: I'm not complaining. So finally she's like, oh, I want

468
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:29,080
Speaker 1: to see your body and and I'm I'm thinking to myself,

469
00:23:29,119 --> 00:23:31,760
Speaker 1: who wants to see my fucking Ben and Jerry's pines

470
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:33,440
Speaker 1: up in this stomach you don't want to see my

471
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:36,520
Speaker 1: body like you don't. You can maybe you dream whatever,

472
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,919
Speaker 1: but I'm not ready for that. I'm at equinox. I'm

473
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:41,480
Speaker 1: only two weeks in now, less than two weeks. Give

474
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:45,399
Speaker 1: me two months and i'll be maybe I'll be like

475
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:48,440
Speaker 1: my fucking my little belly will be gone in two months.

476
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:51,000
Speaker 1: That's about it. Then she starts drunk text me and

477
00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:52,720
Speaker 1: this is what this is where it went where I

478
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:55,159
Speaker 1: knew I had it in the bag. We're texting and

479
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:58,440
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, you should come over after your work

480
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:01,040
Speaker 1: thing tonight or whatever, and she's like yeah, and I said,

481
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:03,240
Speaker 1: I said, well, I'm excited to see you tomorrow. I

482
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:05,080
Speaker 1: know we're hanging out and I said, I'm gonna get

483
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:07,439
Speaker 1: there's gonna be a lot of tequila involved. And she goes, oh,

484
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:09,040
Speaker 1: is there you just trying to get in my pants?

485
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:11,680
Speaker 1: And I said, I go no, no, I'm just messing

486
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:13,040
Speaker 1: with you like I'm not trying to get I'm not

487
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:15,399
Speaker 1: that guy. And she goes, oh, well, you don't need

488
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:17,520
Speaker 1: to get me drunk to get in my pants. She goes,

489
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:20,159
Speaker 1: she goes, I'm already really into you. Oh I'm like,

490
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:23,680
Speaker 1: oh shit. So starts sending me more ship and I'm

491
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:26,440
Speaker 1: just like, she's just likes taking pictures of her videos.

492
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:31,680
Speaker 1: They're not picks. Their videos videos interactive, all angles, the

493
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:34,200
Speaker 1: Dutch angles. It was like it was like a production.

494
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:38,480
Speaker 1: It was like, yeah, it was actually really well, okay, okay,

495
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,560
Speaker 1: but you don't don't scirt over because because I feel

496
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:42,400
Speaker 1: like you were going to say something about a dick. Yeah,

497
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,800
Speaker 1: so back to the dick pick thing. Now she's sending

498
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:46,520
Speaker 1: me so much for I'm kind of feeling guilty where

499
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:49,040
Speaker 1: it's like I'm not taking, I'm not I'm not giving

500
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:51,600
Speaker 1: anything right, and that's I feel bad about it. So

501
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:54,280
Speaker 1: she sends me out. I'm like wow, and she says,

502
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:57,879
Speaker 1: maybe you should send me something. My heart starts racing

503
00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:59,960
Speaker 1: and she and then I don't respond for a little

504
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,639
Speaker 1: bit and and I kid you not, I'm kind of

505
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:05,800
Speaker 1: freaking out. You know. I used to get um, I mean,

506
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:07,159
Speaker 1: I'll just say it right now. I used to get

507
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:09,800
Speaker 1: like a rectile dysfunction when I first started banging, because

508
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,399
Speaker 1: I guess my nerves would get to me. No, no,

509
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:17,120
Speaker 1: like for real, my nerves would take over. And every

510
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:19,119
Speaker 1: guy has been there at some point, whether you're drunk,

511
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:22,239
Speaker 1: whether you're nervous, whether you're whatever, but it happens right.

512
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:26,119
Speaker 1: These feelings started coming back, like to my high school

513
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:28,000
Speaker 1: days or you and You're not a lot in the

514
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:29,920
Speaker 1: same room as and you got like a dead dick.

515
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:32,719
Speaker 1: I didn't get a dead dick, but I started freaking out,

516
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:35,040
Speaker 1: like fun. She wants to She's she's basically, in so

517
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:37,520
Speaker 1: many words, asking for a dick pick. So I go

518
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:40,720
Speaker 1: online and she and then she I'm even her sweating

519
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:42,920
Speaker 1: on the on the text message, and then she says

520
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:45,800
Speaker 1: or not laugh out loud because I don't respond to

521
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:48,760
Speaker 1: what I'm like, I'm doing research. Give me a second,

522
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:51,879
Speaker 1: I'm doing some research. So I'm on Google how to

523
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:56,320
Speaker 1: uh take the perfect dick pick? Like what's the best angle?

524
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:58,520
Speaker 1: I just I don't fucking no, dude, what's the most

525
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:01,040
Speaker 1: flattering angle? And I'm gonna be straight up with you.

526
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:03,800
Speaker 1: I'm I'm proud of what I got down there. Okay,

527
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:07,480
Speaker 1: that's me. Otherwise I wouldn't do it. Yes, Okay, so

528
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:09,200
Speaker 1: I'm proud, but I'm just figuring out what the best

529
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,920
Speaker 1: angle is whatever. Okay, So I finally figure it out

530
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:14,159
Speaker 1: and I'm leaving her sweat and I sorry, I'll be

531
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,560
Speaker 1: home in fifteen minutes. I'm not home right now. Can't

532
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:22,360
Speaker 1: send that. I finally send it and she's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

533
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:24,879
Speaker 1: finally send it. But you what did you learn from

534
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:27,720
Speaker 1: the from the research? I didn't learn much. It was

535
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:29,720
Speaker 1: it was a lot of creepy down I was like, listen,

536
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna I got my game porn, b what

537
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:35,160
Speaker 1: are you in a gay porn? I would never don't

538
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:38,080
Speaker 1: even put that out there because you just don't know.

539
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:41,240
Speaker 1: That's why don't know. That's why I shut it. Good,

540
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:43,679
Speaker 1: it ain't good for me. It's good. Or you might

541
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 1: be in a gay porn and be totally straight. It's

542
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:48,040
Speaker 1: not into g porn in totally straight. Okay, cool, we're

543
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:50,560
Speaker 1: just asking bro, Okay, you know, but so we bust

544
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:53,080
Speaker 1: this though, check us out. So what was the angle

545
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:55,160
Speaker 1: the shot that you used? Did you did you send

546
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:58,320
Speaker 1: her like like through the underwear, like your actual your

547
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:01,080
Speaker 1: actual here's your actual loaf? Like what did you say?

548
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 1: Like without being detailed? Well, obviously I gotta get it up.

549
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,840
Speaker 1: I'm not sending a fucking never. Did you did you?

550
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,879
Speaker 1: Did you? Did you use the little olive oil? No

551
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,520
Speaker 1: olive oil? I don't think I've ever used olive oil. Um,

552
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:14,359
Speaker 1: but I did sneak into my friend's room. My roommate

553
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 1: who's also my best friend. He has this Vassiline alivera thing.

554
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:19,399
Speaker 1: It's actually really good. I never use it. But I

555
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:21,000
Speaker 1: just kind of went in the bathroom, pretend like I

556
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:23,560
Speaker 1: was going to take a pisson squirt squirt in my hands,

557
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:26,879
Speaker 1: run back in my room. I'm preparing myself right. So

558
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,000
Speaker 1: the angle that I don't know if anybody wants to

559
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:33,240
Speaker 1: hear this, but just just because just out of curiosity.

560
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:35,960
Speaker 1: In terms of the angle, you did some research a

561
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:38,440
Speaker 1: K watch porn. But no, I didn't want no, no, no,

562
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:40,600
Speaker 1: you said that again, Man, I'm not That's not a

563
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:42,639
Speaker 1: thing I didn't watch. I got you, I got you.

564
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 1: But I would imagine that if you put on the

565
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:47,399
Speaker 1: best Dick pick, you're gonna get on some game Apple

566
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:51,280
Speaker 1: Q right away. So Apple Q, it's Apple quit back

567
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:54,280
Speaker 1: to when Apple first. Anyway, Alright, it's just quitting this.

568
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:56,360
Speaker 1: I'm not good on the Apple. I'll teach you after

569
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 1: the pot if you want somes or whatever. But um,

570
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:03,359
Speaker 1: so I'm laying in my bed. Yeah, and my sweatpants

571
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:07,240
Speaker 1: are kind of low. Yes, and I'm fully out there.

572
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:10,080
Speaker 1: You did the classic Draymond greenshot? Is that what that?

573
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:12,239
Speaker 1: That's probably the classic dream you could like if you can,

574
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 1: if you guys can get a visual of this, like

575
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 1: you could see my my p POV looking down at

576
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:22,080
Speaker 1: your al right, so you send the pick. I sent

577
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:23,720
Speaker 1: the pick because just because you're in the gay porn,

578
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:27,520
Speaker 1: don't try trying to bring that ship into I don't

579
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:29,440
Speaker 1: have no problem with anybody looking at whatever I'm like,

580
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 1: But my man, I don't just say I don't like

581
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,360
Speaker 1: this episode to be like you know when we describe

582
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:38,400
Speaker 1: it they porn. Ma man, I I took it on

583
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,960
Speaker 1: my own. Figure out my angle. I got you got

584
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 1: you go ahead? Okay, so you send the pick them,

585
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:48,640
Speaker 1: she says, wow. She doesn't say anything. That's no, no, no,

586
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what at first. No no, because on

587
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:54,360
Speaker 1: snapchat you can see when they open it. She hasn't

588
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,240
Speaker 1: opened it. Okay, it hasn't been opened. Okay, mind you,

589
00:28:57,360 --> 00:29:00,320
Speaker 1: this is two third. I talked to her one thirty.

590
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 1: I'm finally prepared to to thirty. I'm right, took you

591
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:05,000
Speaker 1: an hour to figure out how to send it. I

592
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 1: didn't know what the right move Okay, okay, okay, so

593
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 1: finally I sent it. I'm fucking refreshing. That ship is open?

594
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 1: Is it open? Yeah, I'm like trying to blow her mind.

595
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 1: Just pick, I know. And now it's fucking three, and

596
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:22,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, man, picks, dicks and picks don't mix. Dicks

597
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:28,440
Speaker 1: and picks don't mix. Don't mix unless they're solicited. They

598
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:31,640
Speaker 1: do when they're asking me. Hopefully this won't come back

599
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 1: and haunt you, and it won't come back. She didn't

600
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:36,840
Speaker 1: the screenshot. Okay, okay, so go ahead, So anyway, but

601
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:40,520
Speaker 1: didn't you say what you know? A way to like say, yeah,

602
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:44,440
Speaker 1: that's another podcast, my man. The fans will love this one.

603
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 1: I don't condone it, though I am doing it. I

604
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,160
Speaker 1: don't want to talk about. But there is a way

605
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:53,840
Speaker 1: to not take a video. Um. Not that I did

606
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,280
Speaker 1: this with this girl, no doubt, I didn't do this,

607
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 1: but I'm just saying there is a way where if

608
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:01,680
Speaker 1: you video time, well you need two phones. You don't

609
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:03,240
Speaker 1: need two phones. All you need to do is plug

610
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:05,600
Speaker 1: your phone into your computer and have quick Time. That's it.

611
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:09,160
Speaker 1: You open quick Time. I don't want to I don't

612
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:12,040
Speaker 1: even want to know Okay, I won't tell the people

613
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:13,800
Speaker 1: they focus, but if you guys want to know, just

614
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 1: hit me up um Instagram slash Dean Collins. I'll tell

615
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:22,160
Speaker 1: you how to do it. It's fucking brilliant, I'm telling you. Anyway.

616
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:24,960
Speaker 1: So finally, the next morning comes about. I get a

617
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:28,160
Speaker 1: text and she sends hard eyes and she goes, oh

618
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:31,520
Speaker 1: my god, you're teasing me. And then and then she

619
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:35,000
Speaker 1: and then she's in class at this point the next morning,

620
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 1: and I'm still kind of hopped up a student, a

621
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:42,880
Speaker 1: young guy. Bio Kim. Okay, okay, like smart, do you

622
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:44,720
Speaker 1: want us to beat out? When you said, bio Kim?

623
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:48,000
Speaker 1: Do you think she's listening to this? I really, she's

624
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:50,240
Speaker 1: not on my she doesn't have an Instagram, she's not

625
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:52,360
Speaker 1: on face. She's not listening to it. Okay, all right,

626
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:57,880
Speaker 1: she's not listening. The only reason I'm going like, it's

627
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:01,200
Speaker 1: all good. So anyway, next morning comes about, and she

628
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:05,640
Speaker 1: she likes what she sees. I'm still in bed and

629
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:08,000
Speaker 1: she's in class because she starts her mornings like a

630
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:11,440
Speaker 1: regular period. It's eleven o'clock. Okay, I'm just waking up.

631
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:15,480
Speaker 1: Now I'm in bed, and now I moved from dick

632
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 1: pick to being a pro dick picktaker to the video taker. Yo,

633
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 1: so how many dick picks did you sent? One? And

634
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 1: then you're sending the view. I'm on a video. You

635
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 1: know you're wild, So I'm in bed. I send a

636
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:34,719
Speaker 1: video of like whatever you can, Dan, let me tell

637
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:36,400
Speaker 1: you something. You're a wild dude. I didn't think that

638
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 1: I would pay. Yo. If anybody out there could HACKT

639
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:43,239
Speaker 1: in college you want you want to see, you would pay.

640
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:45,480
Speaker 1: So you say you're into gay point, No, brother, no,

641
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:48,720
Speaker 1: I'm just okay yo, somebody hacking to my ship and

642
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:53,040
Speaker 1: give this guy that video for him. But anyway, so

643
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 1: fast boy, so fast forward. I sent her the video

644
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:00,320
Speaker 1: and now at this point she's in class and she's like,

645
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 1: oh my god, you're teasing me. I'm in class right now.

646
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:06,080
Speaker 1: I send her and she goes and then her her

647
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:09,640
Speaker 1: thing is moved those uh thrust those hips a bit more.

648
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:12,840
Speaker 1: That's what that was what she said that. Yeah, so

649
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 1: that was her direction. Now I'm the actor I'm taking

650
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:19,680
Speaker 1: I'm your subject. You're taking direction. I'm a piece of Plato.

651
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:22,480
Speaker 1: You mold me however you want. I'll listen. So she

652
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:25,320
Speaker 1: said moving and I'm thinking, all right, I don't really

653
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 1: know what, but I'll do my best version of that.

654
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 1: So I said one more and that's my final one.

655
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 1: That's my final video. That's it. The second video is

656
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:38,080
Speaker 1: a little bit more kind of do a Dutch angle whatever.

657
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,280
Speaker 1: She goes, Oh my god, she goes, yeah, thrust those

658
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:43,280
Speaker 1: hips and she goes, I mean class right now, but

659
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:45,120
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna have to take a bathroom break

660
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 1: right now to go over and send you some stuff.

661
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,920
Speaker 1: And I'm going home. My god, this ship is so hot. Whatever. Whatever.

662
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:54,600
Speaker 1: We were going to meet up that night, we had plans.

663
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:59,360
Speaker 1: It fell through. Here, I'm gonna take the rain. Did

664
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:01,600
Speaker 1: you meet? Have you met this girl yet? Not yet?

665
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:04,000
Speaker 1: Have you spoken to her on the phone yet? Not yet?

666
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:07,480
Speaker 1: So all you've done is text video Dick pick and

667
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 1: my first sext ever I looked online the same amount

668
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:13,720
Speaker 1: of time. How to send the perfect sext? That one

669
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:17,360
Speaker 1: was so fucking tough, bro to say something? I said.

670
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:20,640
Speaker 1: She she goes, what would you do? Would you run

671
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:22,719
Speaker 1: your hands down my butty? And I go, fun, how

672
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:24,320
Speaker 1: do I what? Am I gonna be? Like? Yeah, I'd

673
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:27,160
Speaker 1: run my hands down your body and and then I'd

674
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,960
Speaker 1: kiss you. You know, how do I fucking say anything?

675
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 1: So I find the perfect thing, and I find this

676
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 1: good one, and what do you say? It's embarrassing, but

677
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:36,680
Speaker 1: I said something like, what do you say? Dude? I

678
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:38,719
Speaker 1: keep it real for the for the rapid keep it real.

679
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 1: I said something, because not only are they learning, they're

680
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:45,600
Speaker 1: taking notes and they're judging. So you're so they're learning too,

681
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 1: because don't front. Everybody could improve, And in this day

682
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:51,720
Speaker 1: and age, when it's so tenuous, like that could judge me,

683
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 1: I don't. I would fucking judge me to the iron

684
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:57,920
Speaker 1: rapporteoocket on the safe judgment. Anyway, go ahead. It's a

685
00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:01,040
Speaker 1: safe environment for sure. And so anyway, I send her

686
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:03,480
Speaker 1: something that says something like, oh, when I see you,

687
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 1: I would just I would like grab you, throw up

688
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:09,920
Speaker 1: against the wall and start making out what do you mean?

689
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:14,160
Speaker 1: What mouth do? I would? But yes, she is freaky

690
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:15,960
Speaker 1: and that's a girl that I could probably say that too.

691
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:19,000
Speaker 1: I gotta stand up. I'm sweating, Um, I mean, why

692
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:23,160
Speaker 1: you like? So here's what I should have. But then

693
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:25,400
Speaker 1: I feel like that would have been FBF. I know

694
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:28,520
Speaker 1: how to spell it, obviously, no one knows what mouth does.

695
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:33,520
Speaker 1: It's mouth do so um, anyway past that we funk up,

696
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 1: We're supposed to hang out this night I dropped the ball.

697
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:38,960
Speaker 1: She was like wanting an address. I fell asleep or

698
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:42,200
Speaker 1: some bullshit happened. I know, some bullshit. I said, I'm

699
00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 1: gonna make it up to you. Check this out. So

700
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:47,400
Speaker 1: as of this Iron wrapppor stereo pockets, you have not

701
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:50,920
Speaker 1: met this ever. And I'm saying, what's your Instagram? How

702
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 1: do you know you're not getting because because because have

703
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 1: you ever spoken to her? No? But she has her

704
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:02,120
Speaker 1: Tinder connected her Snapchat and it's like when it's a snapchat,

705
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:06,280
Speaker 1: you can't fake someone like shotting themselves in a snapchat,

706
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:08,320
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. And there's a lot of

707
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:09,759
Speaker 1: the ship that she's said in me, and it's all

708
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:13,279
Speaker 1: consistent with other days, YadA YadA. So I said, all right,

709
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 1: let's make up for this. I fucked up, and she goes,

710
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:17,120
Speaker 1: here's what you were missing out on, and she sent

711
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:19,319
Speaker 1: me another thing. I said, Halloween, what are you doing?

712
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 1: She goes, I'm in I'm just fun man. I've given

713
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:26,799
Speaker 1: I've given every piece of information about her whatever. Whatever.

714
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:31,880
Speaker 1: So I mean, I mean x x X place this weekend.

715
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:34,640
Speaker 1: She can't show. But when she's back, she's down, So

716
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:37,360
Speaker 1: I take the queue. Okay, I leave it at that

717
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,759
Speaker 1: with that chick. Now it's time to move on to

718
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:42,400
Speaker 1: this next You got another chill. Here's this is what

719
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:46,800
Speaker 1: I'm Like three one part's part three. Let's let's do

720
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:57,600
Speaker 1: this condense here. Here's here's how it goes. Welcome to

721
00:35:57,719 --> 00:36:01,720
Speaker 1: play a new podcast network feature radio and TV personalities

722
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:05,640
Speaker 1: talking business, sports, tech, entertainment, and more. Play it at

723
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:13,720
Speaker 1: play dot it. I Matt with a girl on Tinder

724
00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 1: about a month ago. Really cute. Now this one's more

725
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:20,560
Speaker 1: social media savvy. So this one we got to bleep

726
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:23,480
Speaker 1: some things. Let's call her Jenny, Jenny, Jenny from the Block.

727
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 1: Let's call her Jenny from the Block. Jenny looks like

728
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:31,879
Speaker 1: she doesn't live in l A, but she worked out

729
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 1: in l A. Whatever. That's all I'm gonna say about that.

730
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:37,600
Speaker 1: I'm match on the block. She's I matched with her.

731
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:41,640
Speaker 1: I said some opening line on Tinder, like what mouth

732
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:44,719
Speaker 1: do know? Her one of and her bio I've given

733
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:47,359
Speaker 1: an I've already given a lot of Jenny from the Block,

734
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:53,160
Speaker 1: but her bio on Tinder is I'm probably a catfish. Whatever, Okay,

735
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:55,319
Speaker 1: And so I don't like that. I know, but I'm

736
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 1: looking in her Instagram is curious, very hot, I'll say this,

737
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 1: very hot blonde, really hot. So I said to her,

738
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 1: you're probably a catfish, but I'll take my chances. And

739
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 1: she said, you're right this and that. What's going on?

740
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:14,960
Speaker 1: And for some reason or another, I didn't answer. Um,

741
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:17,360
Speaker 1: nothing happened of it, right, I just didn't answer. And

742
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,440
Speaker 1: then she sent me another thing, Well, what's up. I

743
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:21,960
Speaker 1: didn't answer. I just didn't see. I wasn't on Tinder

744
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 1: at the time. Now I went through my I went

745
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:29,800
Speaker 1: on Instagram. You're out there handling your business. Right. So

746
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 1: I'm on Instagram and I see this girl starts following

747
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:35,319
Speaker 1: me and it's something like Jenny from the Block, right,

748
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:37,359
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh funk, who is this chick?

749
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:39,759
Speaker 1: She's so hot. I message her. I said, Jenny from

750
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:42,359
Speaker 1: the Block, you're gorgeous. How did you find me? Said?

751
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,800
Speaker 1: We actually matched on Tinder a little while ago, and

752
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:46,880
Speaker 1: that's how it started. And I said, oh, ship, my

753
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:50,239
Speaker 1: buddies having a Halloween party this weekend. You should come out.

754
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:52,440
Speaker 1: Here's my number. She goes, all right, well, I start

755
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:53,920
Speaker 1: you from l a blah blah blah, blah blah. She

756
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,719
Speaker 1: takes my number. She texts me like that night. Hey,

757
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 1: it's Jenny from the block. What's going on? Hey? Good?

758
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:02,200
Speaker 1: Nice set here for you. This and that talking lightly

759
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:06,160
Speaker 1: barely throughout the week. Now it's the fucking party that

760
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:10,440
Speaker 1: I'm waiting for my house, the big pregame before the

761
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 1: big party. My buddies having a big party in a

762
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 1: warehouse right around the corner from my place. I know

763
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 1: everybody there. They're all my homies. It's gonna be wild night.

764
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:21,120
Speaker 1: This is Friday night. Okay, let's start the pregame at

765
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:23,800
Speaker 1: my house. I said, you gotta, you gotta come to

766
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 1: my pre game. I'd love for you to come out.

767
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:28,680
Speaker 1: I'll definitely be there. You said the words pregame, pre game.

768
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:31,239
Speaker 1: That's the pre game before the real game. Got it.

769
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:35,080
Speaker 1: So she says, I'm in. I'm definitely down. I'm thinking, oh,

770
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:37,359
Speaker 1: there's no way this chick is coming by. This school

771
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,759
Speaker 1: is very like the school's cute. I'm intimidated a little

772
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:41,080
Speaker 1: bit in a way. I'm trying to get out of

773
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:44,040
Speaker 1: my head. But now we're at the pregame. Fast forward,

774
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:46,839
Speaker 1: it's Friday night. We're setting up everything at my fucking house.

775
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,040
Speaker 1: I got the space light on in my living room.

776
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 1: Everyone's in their costumes. I'm in my fucking Red Ranger costume.

777
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:55,800
Speaker 1: I'm feeling buff I'm feeling good. It was, it was fantastic.

778
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:58,000
Speaker 1: I got a little bit of tequila going. That's I'm taking.

779
00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 1: Now I'm three shots deep at this point with some

780
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:03,640
Speaker 1: other girl at the party. Now this is where I

781
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:06,200
Speaker 1: also fucked up. She said, I said be at my

782
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:09,920
Speaker 1: house at ten. I don't hear from her. It's ten now, okay,

783
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:13,040
Speaker 1: So I think, fuck this bitch. She just fucking flaked

784
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:14,919
Speaker 1: on me. And I've been banking on her. I haven't

785
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,480
Speaker 1: hit up anybody else. So I go to another resort

786
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:20,040
Speaker 1: on Tinder and I said, hey, this girl texts me

787
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 1: and I said, you should come over to my house.

788
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 1: I'm having a party. She goes, I'll be there. Then

789
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 1: right after says i'll be there. It's like that out there.

790
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 1: It's like that goddamn outside goodness outside in my twenties,

791
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 1: it's great. So anyway, so young people are meeting, yes,

792
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:40,160
Speaker 1: I think so, So that ship goes, I'm in. I'm down.

793
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:42,680
Speaker 1: And then as soon as I invite her, the other girl,

794
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,320
Speaker 1: my top one. Jenny from the block goes, I'm on

795
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:49,120
Speaker 1: my way and I'm going, fuck, you have to come over. Yeah,

796
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:51,320
Speaker 1: And I'm literally with I'm with like these two girls

797
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:53,160
Speaker 1: at my house and I'm friends with. I literally out loud,

798
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:57,040
Speaker 1: I'm oh, fuck, I fucked up. I fucking just invited

799
00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:58,960
Speaker 1: two girls that I'm into. They're both coming now. I

800
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,479
Speaker 1: don't know what the funk to do. It actually worked

801
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 1: out in my favorite let me tell you so. Jenny

802
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 1: from the block just text me I'm outside. I think

803
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:09,600
Speaker 1: I'm here. Three shot sheep right here. Okay, my, you

804
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 1: know my heart's beating. This is at the pregame or

805
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 1: at the game pre game in my house pregame and

806
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,920
Speaker 1: it's been the pre game is popping. It's not like

807
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:19,080
Speaker 1: you're walking in doing a crappy apartment with like a

808
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:22,920
Speaker 1: bunch of dudes jerking popping. It's good. This is a

809
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:25,400
Speaker 1: nice ratio. A lot of girls. Everyone's in college. How

810
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:28,120
Speaker 1: many people are over? Are you in the yard? People

811
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:32,920
Speaker 1: in my living room? Home parties? Yes, yes, brother, but

812
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:35,279
Speaker 1: a lot of hot girls. And it was good. It

813
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:40,240
Speaker 1: was all family. We keep it in my brothers. Anyway,

814
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:42,880
Speaker 1: she's there. Fast forward. Jenny from the bloc was I'm here.

815
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:45,360
Speaker 1: I opened up the door, what's up, yo, Hey, how

816
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:49,000
Speaker 1: are you? And she's quiet, very reserved, and I'm like, fuck,

817
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:52,360
Speaker 1: like I gotta vie weird or we're just At first

818
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:54,400
Speaker 1: it was strange. I was a little like, I'm a

819
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 1: little intimidated. She's taller than me. She's looking fucking not

820
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 1: at all, smells great, not like weird, not at all.

821
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 1: She was great, like talk to bottom and anyway, she's

822
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 1: in like a tinker Bell costume. I gotta really like not,

823
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:13,480
Speaker 1: I'm not promoting this one, this this episode, because this

824
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:15,359
Speaker 1: is me spilling it all. But she's in a really

825
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 1: hot tinker Bell costume. This is night and the ass

826
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:22,960
Speaker 1: on her is is being noticed by my friends. Who

827
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:25,040
Speaker 1: the fuck is this chick Jenny from the block? Really,

828
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:28,359
Speaker 1: that's real, that's really Jenny from the block. That ass

829
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:31,160
Speaker 1: is real right there. So I'm like, oh ship, I'm

830
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:33,879
Speaker 1: a little nervous. I stopped talking to her, and she's

831
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:35,440
Speaker 1: kind of like yeah, you know, she's got like a

832
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:39,759
Speaker 1: fucking nose piercing. She's like very she's like tattoos a

833
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 1: lot of bit. She's about that life's two also as

834
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:46,239
Speaker 1: well as the other girl from New Zealand. Right, so

835
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 1: I'm talking to her and there's not much there right now,

836
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 1: just kind of get you a drink, yes, okay, tequila, Yes,

837
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:57,640
Speaker 1: all right, let's do it. Tequila is out. Fuck, so

838
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:00,200
Speaker 1: there's another bottle I finally have. Oh I found one. Okay, here,

839
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 1: let's take a shot. Cool. So everything good? Yeah, not

840
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:06,200
Speaker 1: much there. I'm a fuck so I get nervous. I

841
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:08,440
Speaker 1: start talking to my other focus to her on the phone.

842
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:11,200
Speaker 1: It's never you know what. My my suggestion is, you

843
00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:12,839
Speaker 1: gotta start talking to these people so you can get

844
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:17,280
Speaker 1: a little because because they know I know, because I know. Okay,

845
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:21,279
Speaker 1: but you don't want someone. But I'm not trying to

846
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:24,439
Speaker 1: be friends. Right she shows up, you get a little

847
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:26,160
Speaker 1: what I'm pimping, I'm just older. No no, no, no,

848
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:30,560
Speaker 1: you're good young, thank you. So anyway I call you

849
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:34,840
Speaker 1: young pimpin thank you man. So anyway, it's getting a

850
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:37,120
Speaker 1: little weird. And luckily all my buddies are there and

851
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:39,400
Speaker 1: they're good at talking and this, and that's how I'm like,

852
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:42,160
Speaker 1: I'm talking and they're like, why is Dean fucking talking

853
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:44,400
Speaker 1: everyone else? But that fucking hot ship that he just

854
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:47,120
Speaker 1: brought over here? I'm like, I'm a little nervous, you know.

855
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:50,239
Speaker 1: Finally I take like three shots with her, back to

856
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:52,759
Speaker 1: back to back. Now we're vibing. Now we're like, all right,

857
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:54,440
Speaker 1: it's cool. And she's like she's got this very like

858
00:42:55,360 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 1: reserved but like sexy, like like she's reserved on the outside,

859
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:03,279
Speaker 1: but probably freaky when it's just you and her, that

860
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:06,600
Speaker 1: kind of vibe. So finally we get out of the pregame.

861
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 1: We're gone right now, she's coming with me along to

862
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:11,920
Speaker 1: the pregame. The other girl who I invited to is

863
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 1: also there, and she's also a cute little blondie, very cool,

864
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:18,560
Speaker 1: more personable. I could talk to her. She's at she's there,

865
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 1: and then they start hitting it off. I'm thinking, oh,

866
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:23,879
Speaker 1: this could be fucking great. You know, they start hitting

867
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:26,640
Speaker 1: it off, they're all chilling this and that. We finally

868
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:28,799
Speaker 1: get to the warehouse party. Damn, I'm in the Power

869
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:31,239
Speaker 1: Rangers costume, and I felt great because I see a

870
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:34,480
Speaker 1: Red Ranger and he doesn't have the fucking muscles, and

871
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:37,320
Speaker 1: the Blue Rangers there too, he he doesn't have the muscle.

872
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:39,880
Speaker 1: So I'm obviously the best looking fucking Power Ranger there.

873
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 1: I got the phone, but no one knows it's foam.

874
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:44,480
Speaker 1: I mean they probably did. They think it's fun. They

875
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 1: think you're cock Diesel. Maybe I thought that because I

876
00:43:47,719 --> 00:43:49,640
Speaker 1: was drawing and I thought, no one knows this ship's phone.

877
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:51,920
Speaker 1: But I'm telling you some people that never usually talk

878
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 1: to me like Dean, what's going I'm like, oh shit,

879
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:57,879
Speaker 1: this is a different vibe. So finally we're there. It's

880
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:00,279
Speaker 1: a fucking dance party. I'll show you video. I put

881
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:06,040
Speaker 1: it on my Instagram. Were there definitely don't need those videos.

882
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:08,680
Speaker 1: We start, we start, we're all kind of dancing around.

883
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:10,680
Speaker 1: I'm still not like and I'm trying to hunt for

884
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:14,680
Speaker 1: some more alcohol at this party. We finally, finally my

885
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:16,920
Speaker 1: buddy calls me an uber. He's like, yo, a lot

886
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:19,040
Speaker 1: of people are trickling out, you should take that girl

887
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:21,560
Speaker 1: back to our place and just you two in the uber.

888
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 1: And he gets out of the uber and I start

889
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:25,400
Speaker 1: getting a little nervous. Finally we're in the uber. It's

890
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:30,399
Speaker 1: me and her sitting next girl from the body from

891
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:32,719
Speaker 1: the block and me are in the uber okay, and

892
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:35,319
Speaker 1: I'm like, funk, I can't. In my mind, I'm thinking

893
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:37,759
Speaker 1: there's no way that. I'm like, there's no way, I'm

894
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,360
Speaker 1: getting this tonight. That's in my mind, like just me

895
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:42,920
Speaker 1: in my head, like it's not gonna happen, and if

896
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:45,879
Speaker 1: it does, god damn, I will pat myself on the back.

897
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:49,800
Speaker 1: And so we're in the uber and I kind of

898
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:52,919
Speaker 1: feel her touching my back and I'm going, oh, fuck, yeah,

899
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:55,640
Speaker 1: maybe she's into this. I don't make like it must

900
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:57,920
Speaker 1: be crazy, but she might be into she might be

901
00:44:58,080 --> 00:45:00,320
Speaker 1: into me. There's probably a small percentage you might be

902
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:02,560
Speaker 1: into me. I start touching her legs. She's wearing these

903
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:05,160
Speaker 1: fish nets and I love fish nets by love him,

904
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:08,880
Speaker 1: love him underrated ahead, man, Okay, So I touched her

905
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 1: leg a little bit. Then we finally get out and

906
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:13,920
Speaker 1: that other blonde girl, my other friend that I invited.

907
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,759
Speaker 1: We're all at the house at this point where she's there,

908
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:20,920
Speaker 1: she's kind of a battle of Now it's three am here, okay, ye,

909
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:24,120
Speaker 1: you gotta pick you gotta make a movie starting now.

910
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:26,440
Speaker 1: Part three's wrapping up, so funk it's three am. What's

911
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 1: going on? Finally, it was like Jenny from the block

912
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:31,560
Speaker 1: and the other blondie who I invited. It's like they're

913
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 1: kind of doing like a standoff of like who's gonna

914
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:38,040
Speaker 1: leave first type of ship. So finally you're getting that vibe.

915
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:40,719
Speaker 1: I'm getting that vibe because they ain't leaving, and I'm

916
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:44,120
Speaker 1: one of my homies. To my homies, Logan is there, Um,

917
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,239
Speaker 1: who's just you know, Logan, He's in his own world.

918
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:49,320
Speaker 1: He's reading poetry, he's reading poetry, he's doing you know,

919
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:52,400
Speaker 1: he's playing like acoustic. Who the fuck knows. He's in

920
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 1: his own head. He's in his own world. He's He's like,

921
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:56,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave. I'm getting out of here, dude, you

922
00:45:56,239 --> 00:45:59,320
Speaker 1: handle your business. Finally, the one that I'm not that

923
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 1: down with I invited as a second resort. She goes,

924
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:04,880
Speaker 1: I gotta wake up at seven am. I'm on set tomorrow.

925
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:08,040
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, Fuck, it's like four am and you're still here.

926
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:10,759
Speaker 1: That's like dedication. But I respect that. She goes, I'm

927
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:13,239
Speaker 1: gonna leave, blah blah. Now at this point, it's me,

928
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:16,440
Speaker 1: Jenny from the block, and my man Jamil, who's one

929
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:18,279
Speaker 1: of my good friends, and we're all sitting on the

930
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:21,359
Speaker 1: couch and I'm thinking, you know, if anything goes awry,

931
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:23,200
Speaker 1: I need Jamill to help me out, just like bail

932
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:25,120
Speaker 1: me out of the situation. I don't know. I'm nervous.

933
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:28,360
Speaker 1: So we're sitting down and he's like, bro, he's texting me.

934
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:31,719
Speaker 1: She she don't want to leave, like she's all of

935
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:34,160
Speaker 1: a sudden. We're sitting down on this couch. We're all drunk,

936
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:37,759
Speaker 1: and she goes, yeah, I had my nipples pierced and uh.

937
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, whoa this girl like she's like

938
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:42,200
Speaker 1: pretty out. There's just kind of saying ship like that.

939
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:44,759
Speaker 1: Finally we go in my room. I'm like, yeah, let's

940
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:45,920
Speaker 1: get out of the living room. It's got out of

941
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:48,520
Speaker 1: the living room. It's me Jamial Jenny from the block.

942
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:49,960
Speaker 1: We all go in my room. I got this sick

943
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:57,040
Speaker 1: space light. I recommend that. Yes, nobody knows what the

944
00:46:57,080 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 1: fun you're talking about with the space literally light. It

945
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:04,440
Speaker 1: projects onto your ceiling of the galaxy and it's moving

946
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 1: stars and you can control the brightness. I cannot this.

947
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:12,319
Speaker 1: This fucking light is the sole reason I got any

948
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:17,759
Speaker 1: ass in college. I will literally say that, like right now,

949
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:22,359
Speaker 1: live the space life to this light. If you don't

950
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:27,560
Speaker 1: have one, go on Amazon dot com. I'm dead serious, bro,

951
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:31,920
Speaker 1: I'm dead serious. Look up spacelight, galaxy light. Hit me up.

952
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:34,920
Speaker 1: If you can't find it. This and music it's all

953
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:41,279
Speaker 1: you need. Okay. So because we're sorry, trust me, I

954
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 1: turned the space light on. I got a great bows

955
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:46,720
Speaker 1: system in my room. The space lights projected on the ceiling,

956
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:49,279
Speaker 1: bowses on. I playing some of my Arctic Monkeys, playing

957
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 1: some strokes my ship that I get off to, you know.

958
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:54,680
Speaker 1: So I take another shot and Jamiale is there and

959
00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 1: he goes, I gotta go to the bathroom, and I'm like, oh,

960
00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 1: this is my move right here. It's me and her

961
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:00,719
Speaker 1: in my room. He's out of room now, he's going

962
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:03,480
Speaker 1: to the bathroom. He's gonna he's sleeping over whatever he leaves.

963
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:07,359
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened. Obviously, I made the move.

964
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 1: I always make. You always gotta make the first move.

965
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:11,879
Speaker 1: So I make the move on her, start making out,

966
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 1: start doing this and that. I start taking off tinker

967
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:18,239
Speaker 1: Bell's costume, and I'm thinking in my head, fuck, this

968
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:21,200
Speaker 1: is happening right now, this is popping off. Don't fuck

969
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:25,360
Speaker 1: this ship up. And we start going at it this

970
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:29,120
Speaker 1: and that, you know, And I'm anytime the music is

971
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:31,960
Speaker 1: on and that space lights on, I feel it. I'm

972
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,480
Speaker 1: putting the moves on this ship now. Like like my

973
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:37,360
Speaker 1: my body language is different, like my my whole approach

974
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:41,840
Speaker 1: is different, you know. And so I'm like the music

975
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:45,359
Speaker 1: and the spacelight. It's a deadly combo. It's deadly down.

976
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:47,800
Speaker 1: I'm like really feeling it everything, and so I'm putting

977
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:50,239
Speaker 1: the moves and I think she's into it this and

978
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:53,319
Speaker 1: that we we start, you know, one thing leads to another,

979
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 1: blah blah blah, we're in funk. I hope my family

980
00:48:56,719 --> 00:49:00,640
Speaker 1: started fucking any of this or on every position here this,

981
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:03,080
Speaker 1: and then you started freaking off, start freaking well, you know,

982
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:06,239
Speaker 1: we're doing a little uh for play, and that I

983
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:09,160
Speaker 1: start really you know, taking care of her and that

984
00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:11,560
Speaker 1: you know, you got to look out for her as

985
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:16,000
Speaker 1: if she wants to mustache. No, man, that's no, I didn't.

986
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:18,040
Speaker 1: I didn't ask that just because I figured that would

987
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:21,920
Speaker 1: probably see No, the meter the fucking have you seen me?

988
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:24,920
Speaker 1: I can't even fucking grow a mustache. But I didn't

989
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:26,720
Speaker 1: say that, and I feel like that would a center

990
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 1: running for the fucking hills, my friend. But anyway, you

991
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:39,440
Speaker 1: know what, the mustache, why not both? Why doesn't have

992
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:44,520
Speaker 1: to be one or the other. That's what I say. Anyway,

993
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:48,200
Speaker 1: one thing another. Um. You know, I'm really fucked up

994
00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:53,120
Speaker 1: at this point. So sometimes things um aren't perfect. Are

995
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:55,000
Speaker 1: you couldn't break up? No? No, I could you put

996
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 1: break up? Look? Are you trying to say? This is

997
00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 1: what I want to say. I couldn't break up. I

998
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:04,239
Speaker 1: could break up. But it wasn't my It wasn't the

999
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:07,760
Speaker 1: toughest brick I've ever had. Okay, soft brick. I wouldn't

1000
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:11,840
Speaker 1: say soft, but I would. It wasn't a full plaster plaster.

1001
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:14,200
Speaker 1: There was something where I had to be like, yo,

1002
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:18,520
Speaker 1: I'm I'm fucked up. I'm sorry. Yeah, see that's young. No,

1003
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:20,800
Speaker 1: she was cool. She was really cool about it. And

1004
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 1: it's and and we're still you know, we're doing this

1005
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:26,240
Speaker 1: and that finally and I still end up. No, I'm

1006
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:28,439
Speaker 1: saying I'm saying that's young in terms of stamina, because

1007
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:32,080
Speaker 1: four in the morning, Yeah, I'm done. I'm not done.

1008
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:35,719
Speaker 1: I'm like your mouth guards in your fucking your nasal

1009
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:38,359
Speaker 1: strip is on. I know you. And and so now

1010
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:41,560
Speaker 1: that's not how I'm past bedtime, bro. That's when I'm like,

1011
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:44,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, normally, when there's no girls as meat at

1012
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:45,360
Speaker 1: four am, I'm like, I'm I'm ready to go to

1013
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:50,320
Speaker 1: the gym. I'm a fucking night right, So anyway that happens,

1014
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:54,439
Speaker 1: we end up doing it and I finish it's great.

1015
00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:59,360
Speaker 1: She's a freak, she's fucking so hot, and I'm like,

1016
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:03,640
Speaker 1: dam that happened. We fall asleep. They said that we're

1017
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:06,440
Speaker 1: start talking a little after we fall asleep the next morning.

1018
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:09,279
Speaker 1: I'm not a cuddler, I am in relationship. Seemed like

1019
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:11,000
Speaker 1: you'd be a I am I and I feel like

1020
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:13,319
Speaker 1: I like to make the woman feel like like it's

1021
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:14,799
Speaker 1: just me and her kind of a thing. And that's

1022
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:18,120
Speaker 1: why I feel like sometimes hopefully it is just some attachment. Yes,

1023
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:20,320
Speaker 1: so this next morning, but I like to have my

1024
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:22,320
Speaker 1: space after, you know, I'm like, I got my side,

1025
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:24,879
Speaker 1: she got don't know her, but then yeah, I don't

1026
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:28,719
Speaker 1: know her. Everything smelled good, great, go ahead. I also

1027
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:30,359
Speaker 1: got to talk to you, just like a side note

1028
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:36,239
Speaker 1: about condoms, because ma, ma, ma, ma, Man. Check this out.

1029
00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 1: Check this out. All that ship you're talking about right there.

1030
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:41,200
Speaker 1: I ain't trying to hear any of that ship you're

1031
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:43,799
Speaker 1: talking about right there, Okay on this iron wrapn't say

1032
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:47,480
Speaker 1: I didn't. Oh you didn't say you didn't. Oh wait

1033
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:50,560
Speaker 1: you went road dog without a bag? Did you go

1034
00:51:50,719 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 1: row dog without a bag? I have a problem. Let

1035
00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:57,759
Speaker 1: me tell you. Actually, I'm gonna tell you something. Let

1036
00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:00,839
Speaker 1: me tell you something. Listen. You could play games if

1037
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:03,480
Speaker 1: you want. All right, No, don't, don't. I don't want

1038
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:07,600
Speaker 1: to do this is there, but you listen forget, forget

1039
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:11,000
Speaker 1: what you might catch. But you don't want like you got.

1040
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:12,320
Speaker 1: You don't want to be you don't want to be

1041
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:14,360
Speaker 1: squirting up in one of these little shorties. No, no, no,

1042
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:18,240
Speaker 1: I would never do that. Never there, that's true about

1043
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:21,040
Speaker 1: But okay, let's have been made on. I want to

1044
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:23,080
Speaker 1: get into that ship right now. That's a buzz kill.

1045
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:25,080
Speaker 1: So so so so have you spoken to this chick

1046
00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:28,719
Speaker 1: since the next morning? Freaked off again? We're in bed.

1047
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:30,759
Speaker 1: I don't cuddle this and that I started, I'm like, funk,

1048
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 1: I'm horning again. I kind of get next to a

1049
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:34,680
Speaker 1: little bit, my knees touching her ass. I get my

1050
00:52:34,719 --> 00:52:36,560
Speaker 1: knee next to her ass and O ship just no,

1051
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:39,080
Speaker 1: I'm here, I'm here on my knees. Here, my knees

1052
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:41,960
Speaker 1: right there. You know that's not the coincidental, that's there

1053
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,439
Speaker 1: for a reason. Getting a little closer, she starts getting

1054
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:46,960
Speaker 1: a little closer, and her sleeping, you know she's sleeping,

1055
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:50,239
Speaker 1: but is she's sleeping you know, so you know, I'm

1056
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:53,399
Speaker 1: sleeping to my knee, is just doing that. We'll we'll

1057
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:57,120
Speaker 1: just sleeping here. So everyone's just sleeping. And it's early,

1058
00:52:57,600 --> 00:52:59,120
Speaker 1: and so will we start doing that. And then I

1059
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:03,719
Speaker 1: start it's like fucking eight nine am. I start like

1060
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:05,719
Speaker 1: kind of touching her hair, running my hands through her hair,

1061
00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:08,480
Speaker 1: and she's like, you know, feeling it. I start kissing her.

1062
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:11,759
Speaker 1: We start going at it again, and this time I'm

1063
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:15,880
Speaker 1: full brick, redeemed myself full brick. Yes. And when I'm

1064
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:19,279
Speaker 1: full brick, I'm proud yes. And so I'm full say

1065
00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:23,920
Speaker 1: it loud, I'm breaking, I'm proud, say it, say it loud,

1066
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:28,320
Speaker 1: I'm breaking it out proud, Okay, okay. So um, so

1067
00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:30,640
Speaker 1: I'm full brick. This and that we start, it's deja vu.

1068
00:53:30,719 --> 00:53:32,359
Speaker 1: We're doing all the same ship again. I'm like, whoa,

1069
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:35,719
Speaker 1: this is great, but sober and your full brick and

1070
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:39,400
Speaker 1: I'm full brick and um we you know, then end

1071
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:42,880
Speaker 1: from behind and I'm out and so again and and

1072
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:47,200
Speaker 1: uh what no? And then I go clean up. I

1073
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:48,680
Speaker 1: go in the bathroom and me and my buddy, my

1074
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:50,800
Speaker 1: roommates share a share a bathroom. So I opened his

1075
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:52,279
Speaker 1: door to go tell him, and he's got a girl

1076
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:54,320
Speaker 1: in his bed and the ship my back. Who you

1077
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:56,280
Speaker 1: got over there? And then we meet in the bathroom

1078
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:58,120
Speaker 1: are girls and my girls and you and your room

1079
00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:00,680
Speaker 1: and your buddy in the bathroom and sneaky, No, we're

1080
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:04,040
Speaker 1: just in there. No, we're still. I got my sweats on.

1081
00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:05,640
Speaker 1: He's got his sweats on, and he's like, how to go?

1082
00:54:05,719 --> 00:54:07,439
Speaker 1: And I said, I got her twice. I just sucked

1083
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:09,080
Speaker 1: her again this and now he goes, oh, ship, I

1084
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:11,320
Speaker 1: got this going there, blah blah. We're like, you know,

1085
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:13,920
Speaker 1: like fucking I got a little game plan going. We

1086
00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:17,960
Speaker 1: split are saying that you guys are both but asked, no, no, man, no,

1087
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:20,640
Speaker 1: why are you he asking it for? But ass what

1088
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:23,359
Speaker 1: kind of fucking fantasies do you have here? I listen

1089
00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:25,120
Speaker 1: and I know this is a long one, but we

1090
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:27,560
Speaker 1: ended at that. I sent her she left. I sent

1091
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:28,920
Speaker 1: her a tech. I said, I had a great time

1092
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:30,400
Speaker 1: last night. I'm really glad you came out. And she

1093
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:32,400
Speaker 1: told me that next morning, She's like, I was this

1094
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:35,040
Speaker 1: close to turning my car around and not coming over.

1095
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 1: I just didn't know anyone. I was a little nervous.

1096
00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:38,960
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah. I soun, I'm really glad you came out,

1097
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:40,440
Speaker 1: and she's and she goes. I had a lot of

1098
00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:42,360
Speaker 1: fun this and not so I'll hit her up. I

1099
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:45,600
Speaker 1: got the first tender girl with a Snapchat girl from

1100
00:54:45,719 --> 00:54:48,120
Speaker 1: U c l A. That's next week. They see what happens,

1101
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:51,120
Speaker 1: but I literally and after it happened with her, I'll

1102
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:53,480
Speaker 1: end on this. After it happened with Jenny, Jenny from

1103
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:56,600
Speaker 1: the block, I was so happy. I started counting on

1104
00:54:56,719 --> 00:54:58,759
Speaker 1: my fingers how many people I've had sex with? And

1105
00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:01,080
Speaker 1: where are you at? I meant to good for you

1106
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Speaker 1: at play dot It December ten, Irving Plaza. Uh. You

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Speaker 1: know you can tell your friends that could get tickets

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Speaker 1: at iron wrap Ports, iron Wrap port toward dot com.

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Speaker 1: Oh cool, December ten, we're doing it the Homecoming. How

1135
00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:54,880
Speaker 1: many tickets can I get? Like, if I wanted to

1136
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:58,920
Speaker 1: bring some friends, can now getting them ships free? I

1137
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:00,600
Speaker 1: didn't that's free. I just said how many can I

1138
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:03,479
Speaker 1: You can buy as many as you want. Your people

1139
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Speaker 1: ain't getting it. I don't know. That's all good. I'm

1140
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:07,759
Speaker 1: just tour dot com. How much is a ticket? By

1141
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:10,040
Speaker 1: the way, my man, I don't know all that information.

1142
00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:12,040
Speaker 1: We don't fact chicken. I may it might be ten bucks,

1143
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:15,879
Speaker 1: fifteen bucks bucks, I don't know. I don't I don't

1144
00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:17,960
Speaker 1: do all that. I'm not paying for a ticket. It's

1145
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:21,520
Speaker 1: fairly priced. I'm meeting greeting every single you know one

1146
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:23,840
Speaker 1: thing we do some of these shows. They'll be like, well,

1147
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:25,560
Speaker 1: you get a ticket for twenty bucks and then you

1148
00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:28,080
Speaker 1: get meet and greet for thirty five bucks. I'm meeting

1149
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:30,880
Speaker 1: greet every single fan that this comes to the live show.

1150
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:33,320
Speaker 1: I I say hello to them, Me and Moody, we

1151
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:35,920
Speaker 1: take pictures, we give pounds. We talked ship to every

1152
00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:39,080
Speaker 1: person in the New York show. Yeah, we're doing I'm

1153
00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:41,080
Speaker 1: saying hello to everybody. Other people are like, oh, you

1154
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:46,360
Speaker 1: gotta pay. Hey, you're gonna be a fucking You're gonna

1155
00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:48,720
Speaker 1: be a fucking deadbeat in two years. In that attitude,

1156
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Speaker 1: Michael Rap, I'm saying Rap is the classic. The Iron

1157
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Speaker 1: Rapports Stereo Podcast Tour, December ten, Live in New York,

1158
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Speaker 1: The World Tour. I had fun. Man, this was good.

1159
00:57:57,720 --> 00:57:59,520
Speaker 1: Move this was good. Uh I called you a movie.

1160
00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:02,640
Speaker 1: This was very good. Dean a very informative. I feel like,

1161
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:04,520
Speaker 1: would you would you like, would you say that your

1162
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:08,520
Speaker 1: fox styles buck wild? I would. I could confidently say

1163
00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:11,440
Speaker 1: now my fox style is buck wild. See I Wrapper

1164
00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:12,919
Speaker 1: Stereo podcast for out boo