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Speaker 1: On the twenties. Hello, may I speak to Paul please?

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Speaker 1: This is Paul, Paul. How are you. My name is

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Speaker 1: Seth McElroy. I'm the president of your homeowners association. Just

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Speaker 1: calling to welcome you to the neighborhood. Oh great, well,

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Speaker 1: well thank you. Yeah, we just moved in. Okay, well welcome.

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Speaker 1: I hope you're enjoying it so far. Yeah, yeah, it's great.

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Speaker 1: I do want to let you know, as president of

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Speaker 1: the homeowners association, there are some rules that I wanted

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Speaker 1: to go over with you real quick. Mm hm, oh okay.

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Speaker 1: First of all, let's just get the big one out

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Speaker 1: of the way. Your car needs to be in the

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Speaker 1: garage at all times. Uh okay, But it seems to

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Speaker 1: me that people are kind of you know, in the

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Speaker 1: in the spot, the vacant. That's true, but not everybody

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Speaker 1: has a b car. Hold hold on you. Uh, let

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Speaker 1: me get this straight. You're the president of the homozonal

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Speaker 1: Assistaian and you're assaulting me. Paul. In my experience, beating

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Speaker 1: around the bush doesn't get you anywhere. It's better to

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Speaker 1: be direct. And you know, your car is kind of

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Speaker 1: a piece of Hold on here. That's pretty rude that

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Speaker 1: you just came out and called my car. You're part

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Speaker 1: of a homeowners association, so what we say goes that

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Speaker 1: car needs to be in the garage at all times.

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Speaker 1: I can't even believe this is happening. Why don't we

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Speaker 1: move on to another rule? Oh? Good, there's more. Oh

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Speaker 1: there is. Any house cleaners you have, you need to

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Speaker 1: register them with the homeowners association so that we know

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Speaker 1: they're there. Fine, you haven't done that, though, sir, I

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Speaker 1: don't have a house cleaner. Really you don't. No, I've

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Speaker 1: been here two days. Just we don't have a house cleaner.

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Speaker 1: That's very interesting, very interesting. Then how would you explain

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Speaker 1: the sketchy maid that I've seen in your place? Are

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Speaker 1: you talking about there's no maid? You're going to tell

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Speaker 1: me there's no sketchy Mexican maid in your house? Are

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Speaker 1: you referring to my wife? Is your wife Hispanic? She's

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Speaker 1: from Argentina? But the man you thought my wife was

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Speaker 1: a Mexican housecleaner? What kind of racist neighborhood did I

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Speaker 1: move into? I can't believe this is a bullet man, Sir,

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Speaker 1: I completely apologize. Good you should. I in no way

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Speaker 1: intended to make fun of your wife for being a

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Speaker 1: house cleaner. That's my wife, and she was just cleaning

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Speaker 1: the house. Yes, I know, that's what she does for

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Speaker 1: a living, and that's respectable. That is my wife is

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Speaker 1: a lawyer, and it shouldn't matter what my wife does,

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Speaker 1: and you shouldn't be having anything to do with that, sir.

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Speaker 1: I apologize if I overstepped my bounds. Yeah, you more

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Speaker 1: than did that. And for that, I'll tell you what

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Speaker 1: I'm going to do. I'm going to go ahead and

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Speaker 1: wave your first six months of homeowners dues. Well, that's

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Speaker 1: a good start. I will also hire your wife to

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Speaker 1: clean my house for two involars a month. What what

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Speaker 1: the thing talking about? What's the water? Hey Paul, this

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Speaker 1: is actually jewel from brook and Jewel in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. Your wife, Maria set you up. This is

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Speaker 1: a joke. Yes, it's a joke. Oh my god. I

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Speaker 1: would still be interested in hiring your wife to clean

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Speaker 1: my house though if she's I can't even get her

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Speaker 1: to clean our house every morning. Ruined two point five

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