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Speaker 1: Forever and we're back beach.

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Speaker 2: Mm mmmmm hello, so so so happy to be here. Yes,

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Speaker 2: this is with my friends.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a this is a good you know.

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Speaker 3: I feel like it's gonna get warmer than groundhog saw

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Speaker 3: his shadow or something like that.

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Speaker 1: No did, he didn't fill.

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Speaker 2: I think if you see your shadow, he goes, he hides,

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Speaker 2: and then it's more winter.

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Speaker 3: Really, I feel like Phil be doing crack. No, what

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Speaker 3: it is the groundhog is upset?

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Speaker 1: Is his name Phil? His name is Phil. His name

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Speaker 1: is Phil, and he's stressed out.

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Speaker 3: He's got some white man in a top hat like

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Speaker 3: hold handling him, stressing him out.

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Speaker 4: What is the groundhole? Like a beaver, like a like

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Speaker 4: an earth beaver.

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Speaker 2: It's a mammal, right, yeah, but like it does it

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Speaker 2: look like a.

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Speaker 4: Right, so it's like a fat It's like a giant squirrel.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a giant squirrel. That's nasty. It's a rodent.

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Speaker 1: It is a rodent. But he like they mean, well,

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Speaker 1: they're supposed to be in the ground on the groundhog.

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Speaker 3: So the fact that they bring him up and make

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Speaker 3: this big old thing about him and hold him up

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Speaker 3: and it's like lion cling lion king a little bit.

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Speaker 1: What they hold him up?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, my question is how they do because Groundhog Day,

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Speaker 2: they just dig it. They knock on his door and

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Speaker 2: then he comes out because he's not coming out every day.

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Speaker 1: Every year is the same day.

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Speaker 2: Every February the second. But he's like gotta clock in.

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Speaker 2: Yeah No, he's just scruntled.

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Speaker 1: He's upset. One time he bit, he bit, it's only

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Speaker 1: happened one time. I'm shot.

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Speaker 2: If that was a fat ass groundhog, I'm biting everybody's ankles, arms,

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Speaker 2: like nipples, everything. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Gross.

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Speaker 3: I mean his name is They say his name is Phil,

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Speaker 3: but I think it's Davante.

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Speaker 2: I think the groundhog is a black man. If his

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Speaker 2: name was Devanta, he would never come out. He would

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Speaker 2: come out like late he come out in March. Yes,

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Speaker 2: he wouldn't come out. If on his called he come

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Speaker 2: out in the spring, he'd be like, Okay, I see

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Speaker 2: people ain't got up panties.

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Speaker 1: Sundress weather like that's Davante.

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Speaker 3: He's like, oh my god, be like yeah, so it's

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Speaker 3: gonna be a spring in six weeks, like nigga, it

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Speaker 3: is spring.

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Speaker 1: And he's like it's the summer. Not for me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm west Indian. Wow, that moment, that weather in

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Speaker 2: my blood. Oh my god, I love Phil, shoutout. Told

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Speaker 2: her to his name Phil.

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Speaker 1: That are tall and the short ones that look like groundhogs.

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Speaker 1: I love you, Phil, You're the best. Love it already.

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Speaker 1: You don't even know him, really, but you love him.

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Speaker 3: Well, he's born in the same well he's not born,

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Speaker 3: but he comes on the day that's my birthday.

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Speaker 1: He clocks in once a year. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: If anybody's living the American dream, it's feels fat ass.

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Speaker 1: That's why he's so fat. He works.

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Speaker 3: Honestly, I feel like that's me. I feel like I

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Speaker 3: work like once in a while and then I come out.

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Speaker 4: That's not sure. You'd be on stage every night of

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Speaker 4: the week, don't you dare?

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, don't do that.

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Speaker 3: But audience, I mean listeners, just want to let you

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Speaker 3: know how many of those shows am I getting paid?

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Speaker 1: That's free work.

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Speaker 3: It can't be called work if I'm not getting paid

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Speaker 3: for it. Nowhere work, Yes, it is that. It's definitely like,

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Speaker 3: oh I'm going there. I'm showing up to do what

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Speaker 3: I love. But I don't know if it's necessarily work.

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Speaker 3: I didn't feel like any papers there was no transaction,

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Speaker 3: so it's it can't be considered work.

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Speaker 1: It's still a work, friend.

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Speaker 3: I think half of stand up comedy is working towards

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Speaker 3: getting work.

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Speaker 2: Right, Like, I think a lot of people do stand

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Speaker 2: up so that it'll lead to other opportunities where they

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Speaker 2: do get paid. Yes, honestly, friend, I'm like, do.

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Speaker 1: I still need to do stand up? It's like weird?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, wait, Marie, what's your aren't you're an expert

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Speaker 2: in you know, just not really doing living the American dream,

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Speaker 2: live in my best life. I'm living in the American

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Speaker 2: dream because I'm getting paid to do something that I'm like.

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Speaker 4: Y'all pay me for this, y'all dumb. It's so dumb.

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Speaker 4: It's like, ah, this does work for me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I already got three checks.

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Speaker 4: Wow, Marie, you're working for four weeks.

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Speaker 1: If we get a dinner, like, what's up? Sure?

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Speaker 4: Sure, show, we get a dinner. But the show premiere

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Speaker 4: is on the twenty fifth.

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Speaker 1: When do you leave first? The first Yeah? Yeah, yeah, oh.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna do something on the second.

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Speaker 1: I'll take you out before you go. Oh you're wait,

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Speaker 1: you're doing.

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Speaker 2: Cause the first week of the show you're leaving that Friday. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: and I was gonna do something either that Friday or

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Speaker 1: Oh god, damn, well, I'll take you out. Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: you put my business card down. Wait, so you're gonna

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Speaker 1: do a whole party? I feel like I should. Yeah, damn,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna miss that.

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Speaker 2: You are gonna miss this, so I cot money now

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Speaker 2: I can fly to l a wee can party and

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Speaker 2: come back. My god, money like that. I don't have that,

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Speaker 2: but I'll FaceTime you in. Okay, No, we'll do something.

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Speaker 1: I just run away. Give me no munchkins.

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Speaker 2: I know we were doing much so I care about

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Speaker 2: your teeth. Friend, That's why Andrew don't care about your teeth.

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Speaker 2: He bought you munchkins for your birthday tooth.

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Speaker 1: What the fuck? Friend? What the hell? I can't expense that.

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Speaker 2: I'm only spending money on things that I can expense,

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Speaker 2: like a dinner with my friend.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 2: Wow, okay, I was an expert at that. I was

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Speaker 2: an expert at that.

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Speaker 1: Wait what's wait? Hold on, an expert at uh?

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Speaker 4: Spending money on things that I can expense?

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Speaker 1: Are you serious? Apps? So freaking lutely, I'm like, let

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Speaker 1: me get this wig. I need to go.

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Speaker 2: I'm oh, you know what, friend I got you? No, no, no,

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Speaker 2: because I gotta go to Sephora and I could expense

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Speaker 2: the makeup friend.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, okay, but.

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Speaker 4: I already told my sister I was gonna take it

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Speaker 4: to Sephora, so we got to.

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Speaker 1: Do the trip all that one time.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, wow, I'm you know you Lou has

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Speaker 3: been shooting in the gym with you since Birst so,

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Speaker 3: I mean since like nineteen ninety four.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's first.

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Speaker 3: I mean what did I just put in you know,

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Speaker 3: friendship for like almost five years?

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Speaker 4: I mean that means not thing, literally nothing.

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Speaker 2: It's like, are we Yeah, actually I was like five years.

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Speaker 3: Marie sent us a meme in the group chat that

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Speaker 3: was like, basically, I'll be leaving my friends in two

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Speaker 3: thousand and and desceber to. That's a picture of the

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Speaker 3: old box of cinnamon toast Crunch.

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Speaker 2: Did you know there used to be three people on

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Speaker 2: the box? Nope, because he got big and left them.

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Speaker 2: But I didn't even know that there was a dude

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Speaker 2: cinnamon toa's crunch.

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Speaker 1: Zoomed in. You see how that goes?

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Speaker 2: Anyway, Murray said that's gonna be her just sent it

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Speaker 2: Amina and sid And then I sent it immediately to

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Speaker 2: them and Sydney was not amused. I was like, that's

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Speaker 2: hell and don't speak to me. And then my sister

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Speaker 2: like put a photo of the actual three of us

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Speaker 2: and then one of me just by myself, and she

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Speaker 2: kept the caption.

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Speaker 1: He was like, he left his niggas as soon as

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Speaker 2: I think it's actually not the amount of listeners that

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Speaker 2: and they were like, I know, oh is that.

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Speaker 1: What it is? Listeners? Okay, well, good to know.

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Speaker 2: I'm an expert at being a trash person with a

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Speaker 2: little bit of money. Sidney, what were you an expert

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Speaker 2: in this week? Goodness's just my former friend. Come on, friend,

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Speaker 1: Why I'm not coming back from lag just so you know. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but you know it's like, god, do I need to

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Speaker 1: come back now? Anyways? Did you need to come back.

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Speaker 3: I was an expert. I went to therapy. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: Footwear to talk to me about my feelings, make better

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Speaker 1: It's like, is these your house shoes? Like, what's up?

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Speaker 1: And that's a problem. When you get like me and

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Speaker 3: They show up as is and they're like, you know what,

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Speaker 2: The back of my heel. Oh he was stepping on

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Speaker 2: the back of his shoes. She was stepping on the

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Speaker 1: Was a woman.

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Speaker 4: Some times I.

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Speaker 3: Was furious and I really didn't even want to open

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Speaker 4: Just like, bitch, I could see I can't trust you.

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Speaker 1: You're ashy ankles. She was black.

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Speaker 2: No white people be ashy too, they do be, but

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Speaker 2: I assumed she was black.

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Speaker 3: I was like, you don't have a umidify in your place. Well,

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Speaker 3: I'm going to tell you about how I feel you

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Speaker 2: Honestly, I hope you spent the session talking about them toms.

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Speaker 1: I did not, but I looked down the whole time,

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Speaker 1: just looking at them, like bitch.

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Speaker 4: She wrote down she has low self, She's not.

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Speaker 3: Off from that, but yeah, still I was like, oh,

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Speaker 3: this is really rude, disrespectful.

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Speaker 1: Yeah I was.

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Speaker 3: I was so mad, and then like I went back again,

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Speaker 3: same situation. She basically had house shoes on it, and

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Speaker 3: I was like, you are just just too comfortable, Like

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Speaker 3: am I supposed to like open up? I don't even

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Speaker 3: want my friends to have their house shoes on when

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Speaker 3: I'm telling them about my life, Like, bitch, put proper

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Speaker 3: footwear on. Put a hard bottom on, yeah, like something

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Speaker 3: that laces up. So the times they got no, it

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Speaker 3: was just like the slip ons. I hate a slip

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Speaker 3: on shoe. That's exactly what. And it's fucking cold.

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Speaker 1: It was hold. I was like a chair.

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Speaker 3: I was like, so you came in with regular shoes,

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Speaker 3: took those off and put toms on for this.

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Speaker 2: She gotta be comfortable so she can decompress everything that

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Speaker 2: y'all are saying.

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Speaker 4: She's like, these nigs, it's crazy.

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Speaker 4: There's no art support in the tom.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 3: I was, like, you obviously aren't taking care of yourself.

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Speaker 2: So you haven't gotten anything out of the two sessions

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Speaker 1: You know it does sound gross, but it's you don't

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Speaker 3: Actually that sounds hot. That's as fun as that, like

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Speaker 4: How much time do you have with this therapist?

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Speaker 1: It's an hour? Just an hour, okay?

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Speaker 4: Can you yelp them anonymously?

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Speaker 3: Think I'll be like, uh, this is through Medicaid. Nobody

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Speaker 2: That's not should be paying for a price group on therapy. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 2: I mean you won't get a group on footwear toms. You're

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Speaker 1: You don't deserve that's what it is.

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Speaker 2: You deserve arts support or a doctor show insert it's medicaid.

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Speaker 1: A lot of nerves. Oh my god, speaking of a

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Speaker 2: Our guest today is awesome and she's hilarious, and she

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Speaker 4: She performs all over the country.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, right, she's from Chicago, she's been here for a moment.

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Speaker 2: She's our fabulously unstable expert. It's Becca O'Neill, Hello girl,

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Speaker 2: Happy Valentine's BT his gifts. She did one gift from

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Speaker 1: What's up?

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Speaker 2: And brought you a gift? Honest honestly, it's your's your

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Speaker 1: How long have you been doing comedy years?

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Speaker 2: I don't know what my comedy birthday is on my

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Speaker 4: When's your comedy birthday?

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Speaker 1: Do you know?

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Speaker 1: Remember?

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Speaker 2: Because I started on Groundhog Day and comments were doing

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I don't. I have no clue. I cannot.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no the graduation, so I have to find the

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Speaker 2: A lot of math, is right, Let's just say January third, right,

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Speaker 2: birthday Becca O'Neil.

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Speaker 4: So let's let's talk. You're fabulously unstable.

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Speaker 2: You look great, your your knees, your whole the whole

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Speaker 2: front of your sign me exposed exposed. Yeah no, I

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Speaker 2: like a thigh. I like a crop you know.

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Speaker 1: Well you think it thick?

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Speaker 3: A couple of seas and honestly, my body inspo. I

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Speaker 2: If I had we ain't got no hips, you had

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Speaker 2: ms like you, you wouldn't do a podcast, right, you think,

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Speaker 2: But you're you're like waist dips in and then your

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Speaker 2: butt's like bow. Your butt is actually disrespectful.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry about it. I'm triggered from you being here.

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Speaker 1: Can you put your coat back on?

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Speaker 2: You look like you're somebody that wears like a little coat,

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Speaker 2: like a small my coat biggest hall. My coat is long,

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Speaker 2: it's long, shes got a big you know what. My

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Speaker 2: boyfriend bought that for me. So my ass one stick

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Speaker 3: But you're from Chicago and it's sucking cold there, so

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Speaker 3: you can't have those like little crop top baby fat

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Speaker 2: Here's the thing, the trade off, like weatherwise, because it's

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Speaker 2: we're in a big coat here. It's just a little

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Speaker 2: phony like because it's not that call. It's that comparatively

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Speaker 2: messaging in the Chicago Winner.

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Speaker 4: So wait a minute, women bike messages.

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Speaker 2: I was young and strange. Oh, you was doing a

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Speaker 2: seamless sh don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about it. I want to

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Speaker 2: I feel like I pitched a lot of ideas, were like,

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Speaker 2: we simply will not.

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Speaker 1: Be discussing that. We want to be discussing that you did. Well,

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Speaker 1: what else did you pitched so we can shut it down?

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Speaker 1: Black nerds?

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Speaker 2: Okay, you're an expert on black nerds, but I feel

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Speaker 1: We know other people who are more blurdy than sure.

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Speaker 2: I feel like I've suppressed that in the interest of

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Speaker 2: and you know, I don't want to be all I'm not.

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Speaker 2: We're on the heels of some Steve Harvey ships. I'm

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Speaker 2: not talking about selling out or anything, right right, just

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Speaker 2: you know, growing up, being thirty, et cetera. Yeah, yeah, absolutely,

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Speaker 2: And and honestly, I understand the blurred concept, but I

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Speaker 3: I know that you're very smart, and you be hitting

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Speaker 3: me with some ship that I was like, oh, let

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Speaker 3: me go google that.

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Speaker 2: That's sure, yeah, text, yeah, wow, your tweets, I'd be like, yo,

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Speaker 2: what is Becca one?

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Speaker 1: She ain't another dimension? Nigga. Well see that's what I

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Speaker 2: I dont want to talk abo because when I say

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Speaker 2: black nurves? How many comic books? I mean anime?

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. We don't want to talk

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Speaker 4: Where does one get a comic book in twenty now?

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Speaker 2: You don't need to talk about it. You don't need

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Speaker 2: to talk about So I got comic books?

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Speaker 1: You know what? Forget it.

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Speaker 2: It's neither your North Tower records. Okay, okay, So what

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Speaker 2: else did you pitch that Sidney Sha do is just Sam?

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Speaker 1: Like y'all seem to have another employee, So we do?

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Speaker 1: We have a booker? Is a professional podcast? What it's Sam?

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Speaker 1: You remember?

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Speaker 2: But I sent her like broke fashion or something like that.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, which I said, was fine. Yeah, so we're

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Speaker 2: doing like a version of that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to.

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Speaker 3: Get into that because like being fabulously unstable is like,

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Speaker 3: obviously you're kind of a mess, but you make it

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Speaker 4: And I feel like it fashion?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, make it fashion and you do that quite weast, but.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's do it. People can't see the act out

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Speaker 2: I just did. But it was like a very Tyra

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Speaker 2: Bank was andward elbow type post. Well, remember when you

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Speaker 2: would watch Top Model and she'd be like, instead of

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Speaker 3: She was giving narcissism at its best. Like she was

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Speaker 4: She's still getting paid.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Top Model is literally like it's in syndication all over

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Speaker 4: There's like Germany's Top Model and Britain's Time.

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Speaker 1: Like she's still I.

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Speaker 2: Love how crazy she is, Like she was crazy the

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Speaker 2: whole time her talk show. She was crazy her show,

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Speaker 4: What and it's like, well, what the ride's gonna be?

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Speaker 3: Ghosting full challenges, the challenge challenge?

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Speaker 4: What are we gonna get haircuts that we hate? What

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be an Instagram trap like twenty nine rooms

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Speaker 2: just like a bunch of like here's a photo shoot.

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Speaker 2: You look big in this room, you look small in

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Speaker 2: this room. Yeah, I'll be there like whatever.

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Speaker 3: I feel like you definitely can do like a little

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Speaker 1: Yeah. My agent keeps telling me I should be doing something.

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Speaker 2: My agent she here's the thing, because I feel like

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Speaker 2: everybody's got some ship they're popping on. And she's like, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 2: you got a lot of stuff you do. You should

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Speaker 2: probably do something interesting. She's a woman, she's a she's

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Speaker 2: a what she say, she's a woman. She's a woman,

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Speaker 2: and she's okay, thank you so much for listening, pleaserate,

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Speaker 1: She's a woman. She's a woman, right, okay, sure.

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Speaker 2: Like let's I mean because you never know, like you know,

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Speaker 4: We've been saying she okay, you know what, that's what

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Speaker 2: First of all, before we go any further, can we

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Speaker 1: Is a three B. This is a three B to C.

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Speaker 2: We're slipping the fo A. When I pick it out,

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Speaker 2: it looks close. I put a little product for us

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Speaker 2: I can talk. I was like, oh, Becca put herself

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Speaker 2: lot of wig money. While we're talking about being broken

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Speaker 2: Like you walk in and it's like, oh, her hair

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Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, I really know how to pluck zo YouTube

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Speaker 2: First of all, Marie, I was looking for YouTube experts.

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Speaker 2: We talking about unficial experts. I feel like I'm an

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Speaker 1: Really literally looking for crochet braids.

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Speaker 2: I found a seventeen thousand hit video of Marie sticking

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Speaker 2: I haven't done a YouTube video in a while, but

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Speaker 1: I was a.

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00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:40,159
Speaker 2: Crochet braids like the whole end of the spring, and

444
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,720
Speaker 2: I had them and it was part of it was

445
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,600
Speaker 2: based on like a tutorial you did of how to

446
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,560
Speaker 2: like loop them in. So look at me, you know,

447
00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:48,360
Speaker 2: just out here a community in the community. Yeah, yeah,

448
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:50,119
Speaker 2: I pick up like all my wig tips. I'm like,

449
00:18:50,119 --> 00:18:52,040
Speaker 2: plug your part, put some pattern in it. What were

450
00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:55,959
Speaker 2: we doing before YouTube? Everybody just looked figuring out the

451
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:59,119
Speaker 2: hard way using encyclopedias to look up crochet braids, Like,

452
00:18:59,119 --> 00:18:59,880
Speaker 2: what were we doing?

453
00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:02,560
Speaker 3: Honestly, I was just paying somebody else to do it.

454
00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:06,840
Speaker 3: And I truly still do that because I am not

455
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,520
Speaker 3: a do it yourself bitch.

456
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:08,919
Speaker 1: I'm not.

457
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:13,119
Speaker 3: I'm really I am not arts and crafty. I'm like, listen,

458
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,560
Speaker 3: you said you're not poor enough.

459
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:17,800
Speaker 1: Bad enough. Yeah.

460
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,680
Speaker 2: Like it was the point where I was doing hair

461
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,119
Speaker 2: back in Chicago because I figured out how to do hair,

462
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:23,399
Speaker 2: and people like, oh, we like what you did, and

463
00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:26,239
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, I feel safe enough to charge you

464
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:31,919
Speaker 2: for this, which is not ethical. But no, no, like

465
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:35,840
Speaker 2: I'm not to our friend of mina and money. See,

466
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:37,600
Speaker 2: I don't do brave braids, so I'm ready to let her.

467
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:40,480
Speaker 2: I'll do a twist, you know, I'll do a two strands,

468
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:42,800
Speaker 2: three strands that seems professionals.

469
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:42,800
Speaker 1: So I can't.

470
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:47,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, you got you gotta hold I mean it did

471
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:48,880
Speaker 4: Sydney's braids and.

472
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,800
Speaker 1: She does so is hair. She like hooks people up.

473
00:19:51,359 --> 00:19:53,640
Speaker 2: So like, when I need a professional three strand braid,

474
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:54,520
Speaker 2: that's who I'm gonna go to.

475
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,560
Speaker 1: But anything up until three strands, I'm like.

476
00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:00,760
Speaker 4: People and whatever.

477
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:04,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, so what's your like, go to website for wigs?

478
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:06,040
Speaker 4: Like, can you talk about this?

479
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:08,440
Speaker 2: Well, there was a site called sister wigs dot com

480
00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:09,280
Speaker 2: based in Chicago.

481
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:11,440
Speaker 1: No, no, they no longer.

482
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:16,160
Speaker 2: Sam's Beauty is Sam's Beauty is my current and they

483
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:20,240
Speaker 2: stay with a sail Listen. Synthetic wigs. Okay, synthetic wigs

484
00:20:20,359 --> 00:20:22,639
Speaker 2: is where I thried right and you can make if

485
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,280
Speaker 2: you take care of it, or you get the right

486
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:27,520
Speaker 2: type of hair, a synthetic wig will look yeah natural really?

487
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,879
Speaker 2: Oh yes, I mean if you've ever seen me in

488
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:32,280
Speaker 2: a wig, it has been synthetic, not a human hair

489
00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:32,920
Speaker 2: on this head.

490
00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:38,159
Speaker 3: No, you always have it together.

491
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:42,439
Speaker 1: Everything is a facade, and and I like to maintain it.

492
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:46,720
Speaker 2: Like when I found like synthetic wigs, I was like, oh,

493
00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:48,760
Speaker 2: I never have to calm my hair again. Like that's

494
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:52,000
Speaker 2: the breakthrough. It happened because I'm lazy. Number one, I'm lazy.

495
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:56,200
Speaker 2: I don't like to do my hair. Natural hair takes product,

496
00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:59,040
Speaker 2: so five thousand products like this is the natural hairstyle.

497
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:00,679
Speaker 2: You will see me with it. You catch me with

498
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:03,159
Speaker 2: some natural hair. You might have called me at a

499
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:04,960
Speaker 2: show with a bun one day. It looks grat and

500
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:05,320
Speaker 2: I love it.

501
00:21:05,359 --> 00:21:05,679
Speaker 1: I love it.

502
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:06,640
Speaker 4: But like hair looks.

503
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:10,320
Speaker 2: Healthy, thanks, because I don't do nothing to it. But

504
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,920
Speaker 2: you got a good texture. My texture is like I got.

505
00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:15,080
Speaker 2: My texture looks like Morgan Freeman's face.

506
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:19,920
Speaker 1: It's like she alive. Oh my god, don't listen to her.

507
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:23,280
Speaker 2: This is also me like re like before summer, Like

508
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,440
Speaker 2: if I took off my wigs, it's like one big unit.

509
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:29,760
Speaker 2: It's like my hair is all like one together. Yeah

510
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:30,280
Speaker 2: to peace.

511
00:21:30,359 --> 00:21:32,800
Speaker 1: So now I'm like, you know what you can do more? Yeah?

512
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,280
Speaker 1: Because I so. I cut my hair off a few

513
00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:35,520
Speaker 1: years ago because I thought it was cool.

514
00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:39,639
Speaker 2: I dieded pink all sorts of like too much convention, yeah,

515
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:42,160
Speaker 2: very much, like I'm interesting. Can you tell from a distance?

516
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,200
Speaker 1: Very very much? It's too much?

517
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:48,399
Speaker 2: How pink like Barbie pink like no, no, like the

518
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,399
Speaker 2: like the fuck Boy balloon?

519
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:55,440
Speaker 1: I brought you pink like pastel pink or paste? Yeah?

520
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:55,720
Speaker 2: No?

521
00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:56,240
Speaker 1: Wait?

522
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,840
Speaker 3: Is that a sign that something is a little off

523
00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:01,440
Speaker 3: when people are doing all these different colors with their hair.

524
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,920
Speaker 1: I think that's a sign that it's like a little off.

525
00:22:04,119 --> 00:22:06,480
Speaker 1: Well it's something yeah, unstable.

526
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:08,600
Speaker 2: I don't know about unstable, but I do know that

527
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:11,960
Speaker 2: I do know that that specific shade of like millennial pink.

528
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,760
Speaker 2: If you see a girl who has that hair, she

529
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:16,520
Speaker 2: definitely likes weird sex shit, like she definitely wants to

530
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:17,159
Speaker 2: get choked, you.

531
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:17,640
Speaker 1: Know what I mean?

532
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:19,760
Speaker 2: And it's just not me because I'm on this. So

533
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,560
Speaker 2: this is we're gonna talk about sex website. I guess

534
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:23,400
Speaker 2: this is website called fet Life. It's for like people

535
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,240
Speaker 2: who like fetish stuff every sun.

536
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,160
Speaker 1: Remember, yeah, I'm a member.

537
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:29,919
Speaker 2: Are you and you have to pay for this?

538
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:31,520
Speaker 1: No? I don't.

539
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:34,680
Speaker 2: I don't pay for anything that has to do with sex.

540
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:38,080
Speaker 2: That seems wrong, So talk to us about the website.

541
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:41,800
Speaker 2: So it's just like Facebook, but you can like put

542
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:44,680
Speaker 2: yourself into different categories based on how you identify sub

543
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:47,520
Speaker 2: dom male, female in between. That Life is the social

544
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:51,280
Speaker 2: network for the BDSM fetish and kinky community, like Facebook,

545
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,439
Speaker 2: but run by kicksters like you and me.

546
00:22:54,040 --> 00:23:00,000
Speaker 1: Join you know, good news. I'm spreading the good news.

547
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:02,159
Speaker 2: It's because so on this website you will notice that

548
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:06,360
Speaker 2: like any girl who thinks she's like an interesting queerish

549
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:09,280
Speaker 2: I like BDSM. She goes through a face that millennial

550
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:12,040
Speaker 2: pink hair. I don't know why we didn't agree on this.

551
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,320
Speaker 2: I have never met up on none of these bitches,

552
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:16,159
Speaker 2: but like, as soon as I see when, I'm like,

553
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:17,320
Speaker 2: I know at least three.

554
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:17,840
Speaker 1: Things about her.

555
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:19,640
Speaker 2: Like now, the thing about this website is I don't

556
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:21,400
Speaker 2: want to see anybody that I know too bad.

557
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:22,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna see people.

558
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:25,640
Speaker 3: That's the thing that you It's the people that you

559
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:27,640
Speaker 3: didn't even think would be on that ship.

560
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:30,240
Speaker 2: Is popping on, and also the people you're like, I'm

561
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:32,560
Speaker 2: not shocked to see you here among us, Like, it's

562
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:35,000
Speaker 2: the people you know, and it's the people where you're like,

563
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:37,400
Speaker 2: I wish I didn't know like this everybody.

564
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:38,040
Speaker 1: How do I unsee this?

565
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:38,680
Speaker 2: Right?

566
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:38,920
Speaker 1: Right?

567
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:42,159
Speaker 2: I've been messaged by comedians or people who've seen me

568
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:44,280
Speaker 2: on stuff like, oh, you'd be talking about this on stage?

569
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:46,680
Speaker 1: Its real hunt. I'm like, I don't think I could join.

570
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:49,320
Speaker 1: I got this job. Now you're got a job on Vice.

571
00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:50,200
Speaker 1: I think it'll be fine.

572
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:51,919
Speaker 4: They're gonna be like, hey, I saw you on advice,

573
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:53,080
Speaker 4: so you're not funny.

574
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:56,639
Speaker 3: But but I want to eat you as like not

575
00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:59,560
Speaker 3: they would not say that there's you're so funny, I

576
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:00,680
Speaker 3: want to eat your ass.

577
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:02,800
Speaker 2: It's more that, Yeah, it's more that like, oh I

578
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:05,840
Speaker 2: love your comedy and you have an eatable ass like.

579
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:08,840
Speaker 1: Edible arrangement.

580
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,760
Speaker 3: Also, can I put your whole foot in my mouth?

581
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:14,080
Speaker 3: Like that's the type all stuff is.

582
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:15,960
Speaker 4: Weird to me, like people who are like really into

583
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,960
Speaker 4: feat it's intense.

584
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:19,000
Speaker 1: Not for me.

585
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:23,840
Speaker 2: Okay, let me swovel my chair, I make full eye.

586
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:26,440
Speaker 4: Okay, so you joined feed life.

587
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:29,400
Speaker 1: Why did we bring that up? Cause there's my hair color.

588
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:31,920
Speaker 2: Just every like every girl on that side who kind

589
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:34,439
Speaker 2: of aligns herself with what I aligned myself with has

590
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:36,960
Speaker 2: a little like paste pink hair fairs. I don't know

591
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,800
Speaker 2: what that means about like to be choked. I mean

592
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:42,560
Speaker 2: I'm not just ass first, but yeah, I mean not

593
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:46,760
Speaker 2: like in the dark. But you know, you know you

594
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:47,280
Speaker 2: got to ask.

595
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:50,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's a pink hair And then something about chokers,

596
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:51,560
Speaker 3: girls who wear chokers.

597
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:55,240
Speaker 1: I'm like you a little girl elevated. I don't go

598
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:56,560
Speaker 1: to the fifth floor type suns.

599
00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,560
Speaker 2: A comic came up to me like I like this

600
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:02,359
Speaker 2: whole a little baby baby girl she thing.

601
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 1: You do and I'm like, is that what I'm putting out?

602
00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:06,399
Speaker 2: Like yeah, it was like the clips, the choker, the

603
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:10,080
Speaker 2: pic and we weren't clips, And I'm like, a fashion,

604
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:10,560
Speaker 2: that's it.

605
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,520
Speaker 1: That's the fashion in the unstableness.

606
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,640
Speaker 2: And I feel like I feel like I'm putting out

607
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:17,159
Speaker 2: like a like I'm a I'm a chill person, but

608
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:18,240
Speaker 2: also like some names.

609
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:21,639
Speaker 1: You know, some screws, little ticky ticky around in there, Britney.

610
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:24,480
Speaker 2: But no, but you make it, you make it a

611
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:28,600
Speaker 2: look for real. I'm like, yo, Becca has put it together. Yeah,

612
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:30,439
Speaker 2: I love because you you do a lot of uh

613
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:36,439
Speaker 2: mixing and a loving shit door like different flowers and

614
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:38,880
Speaker 2: stripes and flowers.

615
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:39,040
Speaker 1: And you clash.

616
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:42,040
Speaker 2: You clash some ship and it goes thank you clash.

617
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:45,679
Speaker 2: It's like definitely talk about it on stage. But I

618
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:47,480
Speaker 2: love friend dresser like I feel like she is, but

619
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:49,480
Speaker 2: she's doing the designer like all her ship was like

620
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:53,600
Speaker 2: product Gucci. Mine is like Rainbow ten Spot. You know,

621
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:55,879
Speaker 2: we rock a Mandy, we rock a pretty girl. We

622
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,119
Speaker 2: r Yeah, I love Mandy. It's right over here to

623
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 2: my style. We might walk over there because we are distance.

624
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,080
Speaker 2: We're walking distance. You should just pop and see what

625
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 2: they do for the spring. It's Valentine's Day, so they

626
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:10,840
Speaker 2: know every man's gonna be in there getting some of

627
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:12,600
Speaker 2: his little thirty girlfriend. I'm gonna just do it for

628
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:15,120
Speaker 2: myself because things that Mandy are no more than ten dollars.

629
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:16,040
Speaker 1: And I feel like that is.

630
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,120
Speaker 4: If you spend eleven dollars at Mandy.

631
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:21,560
Speaker 3: They just well an item. If you get an item

632
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:24,240
Speaker 3: that's over eleven dollars. Yeah, and if you get in

633
00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:26,879
Speaker 3: good with the cash registered person, they can get you

634
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:30,639
Speaker 3: some coupons. And they got apps like it's a Mandy app,

635
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:31,880
Speaker 3: it's a Rainbow app.

636
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:32,720
Speaker 1: It's a Mandy app.

637
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:36,360
Speaker 2: Rainbow got a lot of nerves. There's aino. They don't

638
00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:41,600
Speaker 2: even really have a website. They know they from the tumbler. Like,

639
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:44,200
Speaker 2: it's not I went on the Rainbow. You can't order

640
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:47,119
Speaker 2: anything from the Rainbow website. It's like, well, actually, I

641
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:50,719
Speaker 2: think Rainbow now that it's functional, it's there's a spot

642
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:51,919
Speaker 2: that I used to shot there.

643
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:55,600
Speaker 3: It's functional because it's gentrified now. Yeah, it's all up

644
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:58,720
Speaker 3: and through downtown and it's like I'm shot at them

645
00:26:58,720 --> 00:26:59,399
Speaker 3: out on stage.

646
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:03,320
Speaker 1: No reread when recently.

647
00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:07,960
Speaker 2: Not even that recently it was last year she was

648
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,639
Speaker 2: wearing something on stage. She was like, I got it

649
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:14,160
Speaker 2: at Rainbow. Like I'm trying to hustle a Rainbow sponsorship.

650
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:15,679
Speaker 2: While Rihanna is shouting out, I'm.

651
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:19,159
Speaker 3: Like, my help, you know, Oh yeah she's got she

652
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:22,359
Speaker 3: got some Yeah, yeah, I saw she got got Rainbow.

653
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:25,439
Speaker 1: She got Rainbow sponsorship for her. I think she's the

654
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:27,920
Speaker 1: only one she said she's going to reach.

655
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:31,480
Speaker 2: I'm trying to get their attention online for a year,

656
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:32,879
Speaker 2: like I've been like, look at me.

657
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 1: I'm thick. I promise look at me. I said so cute,

658
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 1: and I'm like, listeners, do we have a Rainbow hook?

659
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:38,000
Speaker 1: Do we?

660
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:40,160
Speaker 3: I feel like there might be a connect a friend

661
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 3: of a friend, six degrees of separation, somebody knows somebody.

662
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:46,960
Speaker 2: I've gotten gift certificates because one of the half gift

663
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,800
Speaker 2: certificate from Rainbow. If you get a fifty dollars gift

664
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,440
Speaker 2: certificate from Rainbow, you could change your life, Like fifty.

665
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 1: Dollars on Rainbow.

666
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:54,840
Speaker 4: I never find anything at Rainbow.

667
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:58,880
Speaker 2: Y'all truly are are like, I don't know you guys

668
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:00,399
Speaker 2: are magicians, are wizards or something?

669
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:02,720
Speaker 1: I talked about the place too much. Well, that's you

670
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:04,200
Speaker 1: gotta know what you like Number one.

671
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:07,480
Speaker 2: Like part of it is like finding deals on shiit

672
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 2: Like I'm always like looking for the cheapest thing, Like

673
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:11,640
Speaker 2: I just found pretty Girl.

674
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:14,240
Speaker 1: I heard y'all talk about pretty girl, a pretty girl. Strawberry?

675
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:16,399
Speaker 1: Have you been? I don't even know what strawberry is.

676
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:17,520
Speaker 1: I gotta go to Jamaica.

677
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:20,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, But when you go to these stores, everybody

678
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,440
Speaker 3: you walk in and you walk in and you see

679
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:24,119
Speaker 3: the person next to you, You're like, I shouldn't be

680
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:24,520
Speaker 3: in here.

681
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:25,639
Speaker 2: This is in here.

682
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:26,760
Speaker 1: I should not be.

683
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:29,119
Speaker 2: Any to any shop where you gotta check your bag,

684
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:31,119
Speaker 2: you know when you walk in.

685
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:34,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a couple of signs. It's like do you

686
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:34,920
Speaker 1: have to check your bag?

687
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 2: Do they accept like EBT for leggings, Like that's a problem.

688
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:41,360
Speaker 2: Like the Rainbow I go to on a regular basis,

689
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:43,960
Speaker 2: excepts EBT. There's no hot food there. There's no food,

690
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,520
Speaker 2: hot or colt there. And I appreciate that because everybody

691
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:48,360
Speaker 2: got a dress. But like that's a sign where I'm like,

692
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:51,120
Speaker 2: we're getting a deal, like we're getting a strong, powerful

693
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:51,800
Speaker 2: deal in here.

694
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:54,240
Speaker 3: Well, I hate when the couples come in because it

695
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 3: gets real rowdy. I was there when this woman was

696
00:28:57,240 --> 00:29:00,000
Speaker 3: like trying to find something sexy in the little face

697
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 3: ass lingerie department, and she kept trying to show her

698
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 3: man like what about this, And when he was not

699
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 3: paying it, he's like, girl, listen, this is just like

700
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 3: you're showing me tights.

701
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what's happening.

702
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:15,480
Speaker 3: And then he picks up something dress that literally looks

703
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 3: like the rainbow bag and he's like, what about this, babe,

704
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:20,120
Speaker 3: And it's like, oh, you didn't fucked up. She went

705
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:22,480
Speaker 3: off on him for like at least ten minutes. I

706
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:24,120
Speaker 3: was like, I gotta get y'all and fucked up my

707
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 3: shopping experience.

708
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:27,960
Speaker 2: See now we're because I like that. I love the

709
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 2: rainbow fight. The rainbow fight makes it. That's part of

710
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:34,440
Speaker 2: the experience. Like if I was gonna be I'm some

711
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:37,080
Speaker 2: of my expert is fabulous, fabulously unstable. If I go

712
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:38,760
Speaker 2: to the mall over, I go to a nice establishment,

713
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:40,560
Speaker 2: weren't going to see the fights, Like no, that's a

714
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:42,360
Speaker 2: part of the instability, you know what I mean? Like

715
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,120
Speaker 2: the last time I was, and I being there with

716
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 2: my boyfriend too, so I'm like every problem.

717
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:50,800
Speaker 1: Girl, that guy your man your man be everywhere. Yeah,

718
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:52,800
Speaker 1: I seen him in a while. He got a job.

719
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:54,880
Speaker 1: He's got a new job for him. Good for you,

720
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,920
Speaker 1: I know. I'm like, so one of us got a workship.

721
00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:02,840
Speaker 1: Who was paying for stuff before? Exactly? We talk about it, exactly,

722
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:04,960
Speaker 1: who was paying for it before? Where was the.

723
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:08,920
Speaker 2: See we had a job where he could go to

724
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 2: shows and stuff. Now he's got a job where it's like, oh,

725
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:13,200
Speaker 2: so you're not going to have no money, so I

726
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,240
Speaker 2: should probably have more money type of situation.

727
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:17,840
Speaker 1: Oh, good for him. I love it. God bless you.

728
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:21,880
Speaker 1: I could tell did you meet him on fet life? Nope?

729
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:27,080
Speaker 1: You may him in real life? No? Okay, I thought

730
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 1: you were going to say something like outrageous. It is

731
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:30,800
Speaker 1: like tender. Everybody doing that doesn't seem like I was

732
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:31,200
Speaker 1: going to.

733
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:36,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, Nope, it's just regular ass, basic ass tender. Yep,

734
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:41,760
Speaker 2: basic ass tender. Let's talk about dating and being fabulously unstable.

735
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 4: Let's let's get into that. You got you guys have

736
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:45,240
Speaker 4: been together for a little while.

737
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:50,479
Speaker 2: How long you a mom, like like like sixth summer,

738
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:53,800
Speaker 2: since the summer like eight nine months? Okay, So what

739
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:55,760
Speaker 2: is what is it like dating and being unstable?

740
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:56,360
Speaker 1: Well?

741
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,800
Speaker 2: Being in a relationship, feels good. This like is the

742
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:02,440
Speaker 2: most stable thing I have going on before. Like, honestly,

743
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 2: the reason why I'm trying to be like broken independently

744
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:09,960
Speaker 2: unstable is because before this I was definitely like, oh,

745
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,880
Speaker 2: like birdman, hand rub, let me see what I can

746
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:12,560
Speaker 2: get from this man?

747
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:15,280
Speaker 1: Like that's that was the whole You're being honest about this?

748
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:18,080
Speaker 1: Why the stop up top? What can you do for me?

749
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:20,960
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, why are you here? What's what you

750
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 4: bring into the change?

751
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 2: I mean twenties, I feel like I had a conversation

752
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:27,440
Speaker 2: with a friend. Y'all know this wonderful, hilarious comedian name

753
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:29,320
Speaker 2: is Science and me. We were talking about the old

754
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 2: days of Chicago reminiscent. She's complaining about jobs, fucked up apartments,

755
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:34,480
Speaker 2: and I was like, I got nothing to add to

756
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 2: the conversation. And she's like, well, the reason is because

757
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 2: while we had jobs and struggling apartment, she had different boyfriends.

758
00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I read, Yes, I read a word

759
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:44,920
Speaker 2: a word and read so yeah.

760
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:46,720
Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with that. I didn't feel like there

761
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 1: was until yeah.

762
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 3: So I have no I have no problem with women,

763
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:53,479
Speaker 3: you know, securing the bag whatever that bag maybe maybe

764
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:56,400
Speaker 3: like a bag of money, a bag of scrotums whatever.

765
00:31:56,520 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 2: Scrut when you we're in our like that's what our

766
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 2: twenties and our.

767
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:03,960
Speaker 1: Teeth, like, that's what we're supposed to be doing.

768
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:08,720
Speaker 2: It's like dating men for because men date women for

769
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 2: what I mean for sex. Well, So the reason I

770
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 2: never felt bad about and I still don't particularly is

771
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:16,400
Speaker 2: because I don't feel like anybody was getting hurt, you

772
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 2: know what I mean. Like I was so I was

773
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 2: like doing comedy, trying to like win comedy and all

774
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 2: that silly shit while I live really far, like I

775
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:23,840
Speaker 2: live with my mom when I started comedy, and so

776
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:25,360
Speaker 2: I'm like, you know what I need to do is

777
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 2: I need to be closer to all this ship. And

778
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,640
Speaker 2: I was meeting all these people and stuff, and I'm like,

779
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:33,800
Speaker 2: you know what, I'm just gonna I'm just moving in with.

780
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 1: I'm just I was moving in. So you always had

781
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:36,680
Speaker 1: like a Douffel bag.

782
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:39,200
Speaker 2: I was living like I had a joke like I

783
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:40,960
Speaker 2: need to like a Mary Poppins back, like I need

784
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:43,200
Speaker 2: to put insurance on this bag because if I lose it,

785
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 2: If I lose it, that's my life.

786
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:49,880
Speaker 1: Like you have comedy, not a toothbrush. You had an

787
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:51,720
Speaker 1: ironing board.

788
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:55,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, make all my close stretch. I don't need to

789
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 2: iron shit. I was ready, no stretch, I don't need

790
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:03,920
Speaker 2: to iin okay, Yes that was the lifestyle then. So

791
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 2: now it went bad one particular time, in particular time,

792
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:08,480
Speaker 2: I was living with this dude.

793
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:10,040
Speaker 1: It was cool. We were in a like we got

794
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 1: into a real relationship.

795
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,640
Speaker 2: It was just me on some bullshit, and uh he

796
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:16,320
Speaker 2: turned out to be super crazy, so I like had to.

797
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:19,840
Speaker 1: Give did you see the signs? Yeah? Okay?

798
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 2: He was like he was like at every show, which

799
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:24,959
Speaker 2: is not I like that ship but like no, but no,

800
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 2: but to the point where it wasn't my decision. It

801
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 2: was like, no, I'm gonna be at this show like

802
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:30,440
Speaker 2: that type of ship. No.

803
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 3: I feel like anybody who likes you doesn't want to

804
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 3: be at a show too much like Adrian.

805
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 1: She came to a few shows.

806
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:40,400
Speaker 3: In the beginning, and then she was I took her

807
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:42,720
Speaker 3: to one open mic and she was like, well, again.

808
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:45,479
Speaker 2: Why would you open I don't like being an open mics.

809
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:49,960
Speaker 2: I wouldn't bring somebody. I wouldn't invite somebody I cared

810
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 2: about to an open So like I'm not coming to

811
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:53,520
Speaker 2: all the shows, Like I don't want you to come

812
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:55,720
Speaker 2: to all the shows because you know, I'm doing a

813
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 2: lot of the same, the same jokes. Yep, I'm remixing

814
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:00,480
Speaker 2: things like I don't and I don't need you giving

815
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:03,280
Speaker 2: me notes after a show, stay home, Oh I wish something. No,

816
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:06,760
Speaker 2: that's not that couldn't. I had to stop talking to

817
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:08,840
Speaker 2: this dude because he tried to give me notes. He

818
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 2: was like that joke, and I was, so, you banned

819
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,920
Speaker 2: for life if you come to a show, you won't

820
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:18,520
Speaker 2: get it scored out. No, I didn't know that this

821
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:21,160
Speaker 2: was like a youthful. I was like twenty Oh, I

822
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:23,919
Speaker 2: don't know how it was twenty something dumb.

823
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:26,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly twenty dumb. And he was coming up.

824
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:28,440
Speaker 2: So it was I was like feeling it and I

825
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:29,960
Speaker 2: realized he was just getting real crazy.

826
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,720
Speaker 1: So I like tried to break up with him. Lol.

827
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:33,520
Speaker 1: That did not work in lol.

828
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:33,879
Speaker 2: Yeah.

829
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 1: He was like, oh, you're gonna break it with me,

830
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:36,080
Speaker 1: just kidding. No, you're not.

831
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:39,279
Speaker 2: So it turned into like a long process of like

832
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 2: I ended up going to court like all this shit, Like.

833
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:43,719
Speaker 4: Did he say, no, you're not You're not leaving me?

834
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:46,279
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I mean pretty much. Yeah, it was

835
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:49,720
Speaker 2: like police type involvement, like serious type shit, lifetime movie

836
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:50,880
Speaker 2: stuff exactly.

837
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:52,600
Speaker 1: So I'm like that was the one I made the decision.

838
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:56,040
Speaker 1: You know, it's a lot of shit. It's a lot of.

839
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 3: Ships we don't even date. And I'm like, those are

840
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:00,120
Speaker 3: our head.

841
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 1: You know, you can have one, you can one. Yeah.

842
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:05,799
Speaker 2: He did not take well to that, So I was

843
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:07,360
Speaker 2: just like, you know what, no more, you had to

844
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:10,440
Speaker 2: go to the cops. I mean filow report. Yeah, like

845
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:12,160
Speaker 2: order per second. That's what why I moved here, Like

846
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 2: I left all that ship in Chicago. So I'm like,

847
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 2: I gotta get.

848
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 1: Away from this crazy n He might be outside, he's

849
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:17,360
Speaker 1: not outside.

850
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 3: I mean there's it's if he googled you, he know

851
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,400
Speaker 3: you thriving you out here that he put the.

852
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:25,839
Speaker 2: Show him though, Like so doing comedy and I heard

853
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:27,640
Speaker 2: you got a stock or two doing comedy. Your schedule

854
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:30,440
Speaker 2: is public, like and you can't be like, l ol,

855
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:31,719
Speaker 2: come to my show, but I can't tell you where

856
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 2: it is, Like that doesn't work, Like you have to

857
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:35,360
Speaker 2: have out where you are at all time. So he

858
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 2: was like using that ship to like try to scare

859
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:39,640
Speaker 2: me and stuff. But I like I got a lawyer,

860
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,839
Speaker 2: got a gun. I don't have it no more got

861
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:46,480
Speaker 2: a gun. Oh it was serious. You were putting a

862
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:49,200
Speaker 2: gun in a rainbow's purse. Here's the thing.

863
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 4: The straps are not strong enough to hold that like gun.

864
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 1: You know.

865
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:56,319
Speaker 2: It was a three D printed. I told my dad,

866
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:57,600
Speaker 2: like all this shit was having to My dad was like,

867
00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:59,279
Speaker 2: okay'm gonna get your gun. I was like, I don't

868
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:01,319
Speaker 2: want a gun, Like where my all my clothes are tight.

869
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 2: Where am I gonna put a gun? So it was

870
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:04,279
Speaker 2: I wanted up paint gun.

871
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 1: It was like it was a It was a tiny

872
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 1: little I got small hands. It was a little run.

873
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 1: It was a ruder.

874
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like Marlem Knights like typet, like a

875
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:18,600
Speaker 2: little prostitute gun. Yeah. Yeah. I used to have a

876
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:21,120
Speaker 2: joke because somebody asked me another damn female comments like

877
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:23,560
Speaker 2: where would you I see how you dress, where physically,

878
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,719
Speaker 2: where would you put a gun? And the joke was like,

879
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:27,799
Speaker 2: I'll let you smell it like Jesus, because you can't

880
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:31,760
Speaker 2: put it nowhere. You can't put it nowhere. That's that's.

881
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:34,879
Speaker 4: Your dad got you a gun. You got a cool dad.

882
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:38,479
Speaker 1: I got a crazy dad. Yeah, your dad feels tall.

883
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 2: You think, no personality, I'll get you a gun feels

884
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 2: small to me.

885
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:47,319
Speaker 1: He's he's feels like a small six foot you know,

886
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:49,239
Speaker 1: he's an American, he's an American man.

887
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 2: He's just he's just crazy, that's all. And I had

888
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 2: a crazy white boy after me. So it's like, we're

889
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:54,759
Speaker 2: getting you a gun.

890
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:57,919
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, you leave a white man, you might could die.

891
00:36:58,200 --> 00:36:58,759
Speaker 1: I learned that.

892
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 2: And this seems like right, but it's anecdo.

893
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:04,600
Speaker 4: Okay, let's talk about the white boy.

894
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:06,839
Speaker 1: That's white people listening to this. Let's get into it.

895
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 3: And I want I want people to know that this

896
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:13,799
Speaker 3: is not like a race thing because all Netflix has

897
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:19,240
Speaker 3: all these documentaries, want documentaries about beige Alabaster dudes going off,

898
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 3: you know, shooting up, chopping up bodies.

899
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 1: And it's a dot running around with bodies in the trunk. Yeah,

900
00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:27,399
Speaker 1: bodies in the freezer around.

901
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 4: Like the turkey that they serving for Thanksgiving.

902
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:32,520
Speaker 2: The statistics don't lie, friends, it's like ninety crazy.

903
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 1: I haven't to say.

904
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:36,440
Speaker 2: I have nothing to add about that. Andrew knows he'd

905
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:42,560
Speaker 2: be day yeah, and he's white. He's like, I'm not

906
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 2: about to get murdered. Yeah, And I want to live.

907
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:48,399
Speaker 2: I'm not about to get hate crimed. I'm not gonna

908
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna throw it all, throw all that out there,

909
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:54,279
Speaker 2: but I'm gonna say, like I haven't since okay, so okay,

910
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:56,919
Speaker 2: you shall learn your lesson. Well, you're trying to live.

911
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 2: I'm letting me accomplish something before I get sure. Yeah,

912
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:03,319
Speaker 2: that's almost Also, I don't want to be like a

913
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,879
Speaker 2: super narcissist, but I'm like, I ain't good enough to

914
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:09,799
Speaker 2: die now, Yes, in the Midwest, So you don't want

915
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 2: to die wearing rainbow, die wearing you know where The

916
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:13,799
Speaker 2: next level of that is.

917
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:16,879
Speaker 3: I will say the stuff that like the stuff that's

918
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:20,919
Speaker 3: in all black and rainbow, it's cute and look high

919
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:21,560
Speaker 3: end all.

920
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 1: Let me tell you, I will be showing up.

921
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:26,920
Speaker 2: People love when I go to shows, but I always

922
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 2: do show up to bar shows and dresses and ship

923
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:29,840
Speaker 2: that's my first mistake. But they're like, why are you

924
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:31,800
Speaker 2: so dressed up? And I have on like seven total

925
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:33,839
Speaker 2: dollars of clothes like head to toes, And I'm like,

926
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 2: am I dressed up? Or your standards low? Like get

927
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:39,400
Speaker 2: your life together. They're wearing together, They're wearing.

928
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:39,960
Speaker 1: A potato sack.

929
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:43,000
Speaker 2: Like, oh my god, you're so dressed up, Like, wow,

930
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:47,320
Speaker 2: you put on a shirt some windbreak of pants.

931
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't, I can't do it.

932
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:51,360
Speaker 4: Don't be fooled by the old navy.

933
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:54,960
Speaker 1: Now back, I feel like you've been talking about the

934
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:56,879
Speaker 1: you know, the people who are a little off.

935
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:59,080
Speaker 3: But I feel like I talked to you a little bit,

936
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 3: and I'll be like, what's going on with you?

937
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:06,759
Speaker 2: Like if I was crazy, if I was you, I

938
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:09,759
Speaker 2: would be I would if I was dating you, I

939
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:11,920
Speaker 2: would be a little worried probably.

940
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:14,319
Speaker 1: And what would you be worried about? Question?

941
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 3: Well, you have an incredible vocabulary, but you use words.

942
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:19,920
Speaker 1: That are like what is that?

943
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:23,960
Speaker 4: Like you'd be like, Siri, what is phenomenal?

944
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 2: Well? So so, so, y'all when I pitch black Nerves,

945
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 2: I feel like y'all are like, we don't read that.

946
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:34,400
Speaker 2: So let's let's let'st ask for let me what's that?

947
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 1: Rewind? Let's rewind.

948
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:37,839
Speaker 2: So when I started comedy, it was so what you're

949
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:39,919
Speaker 2: seeing now, this little peak of vocabulary was very much

950
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,000
Speaker 2: like there was nothing else besides that. It was just

951
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,400
Speaker 2: all like I'm a nerd and I came to like

952
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:45,319
Speaker 2: recite my jokes at you like that type of ship.

953
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:48,760
Speaker 1: I didn't even see that. I'm so glad.

954
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 2: Really I grew up like I also just grew funk

955
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:54,640
Speaker 2: up like it was very much like I'm gonna My

956
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:56,919
Speaker 2: jokes were not just like big words with big words,

957
00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:57,880
Speaker 2: but also about.

958
00:39:57,640 --> 00:40:00,400
Speaker 1: Comic books and science and and people were like the

959
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 1: hook I was performing in ault rooms. They loved it.

960
00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:05,960
Speaker 1: Been sure you are killing to be a little bit.

961
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 2: It's going to black rooms to really figure out how

962
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:10,600
Speaker 2: to be funny, like because I was like, you had

963
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 2: a lot of well crafted jokes, and everybody loved how

964
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 2: clever that shit was. It took me going to a

965
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:16,920
Speaker 2: place and no longer existed Chicago called Jokes and Notes.

966
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:21,319
Speaker 2: Where in Chicago there was like this radio show, this dude,

967
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:22,239
Speaker 2: Tony Schofield.

968
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:24,560
Speaker 1: I grew up listening to him. He's hosting an open mic.

969
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 1: I go there.

970
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:26,600
Speaker 2: I think I'm ready to kill because I've been killing

971
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:28,279
Speaker 2: for white people for four months of comedy, so I'm

972
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:31,080
Speaker 2: a professional now. I go to this black room bomb

973
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:33,360
Speaker 2: in front of my hero, who then goes up and

974
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:34,960
Speaker 2: roasts me, and I'm like, okay.

975
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:35,799
Speaker 4: Are you talking about it on the radio?

976
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 2: And it no, no, he Thank god, he did not,

977
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:39,080
Speaker 2: But I'm like, I've been listening to him on the

978
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 2: radio in a car with my parents every morning as

979
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:42,799
Speaker 2: a child. I'm coming here thinking I'm ready to like

980
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 2: kill it because I've been killing it. And he said

981
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:48,120
Speaker 2: I was a librarian. He talked about my card again.

982
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:50,879
Speaker 2: He was like, I didn't understand on a card again

983
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:55,040
Speaker 2: in a church dress you had on a sea high types.

984
00:40:55,239 --> 00:40:57,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. It was sucked up.

985
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:58,640
Speaker 2: And he like roasted me. And I was like, so

986
00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 2: what I need to do now is hit more black rooms.

987
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 2: Number one, figure out how to be funny instead of

988
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:07,120
Speaker 2: like just say these jokes with all these words and them,

989
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:09,520
Speaker 2: and like that shaped me up so fast, because like

990
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:11,960
Speaker 2: bombing in front of your own people is really brutal.

991
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:13,800
Speaker 1: Yep. And I was like, this is not how I

992
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:15,600
Speaker 1: this is not how my career is about to be.

993
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:20,160
Speaker 2: So so after that first bad bomb, did you start?

994
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:22,440
Speaker 2: Did you throw yourself into these black rooms? Or did

995
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 2: you just start scare less nerdy thing.

996
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:26,400
Speaker 1: I don't think I changed anything.

997
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:28,919
Speaker 2: I just like expanded my like cause you I feel

998
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:30,399
Speaker 2: like y'all both have the type stoyle where you talk

999
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:32,759
Speaker 2: about what happens in your own personal life. I had

1000
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:35,239
Speaker 2: to expand my experience as a human, like I was

1001
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 2: having very narrow like experiences. So I'm like, let me

1002
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 2: just experience more life and then't right about that ship

1003
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:40,680
Speaker 2: so that when.

1004
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:44,399
Speaker 1: You start fucking all right pretty much literally literally open

1005
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 1: those legs.

1006
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:48,800
Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, so if you want to

1007
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:51,160
Speaker 2: be a better comedian, start fucking yeah.

1008
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 1: Okay.

1009
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 2: I mean it's a lot of sad people on stage

1010
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:57,800
Speaker 2: about day lonely. Yeah, that's what therapy is for sometimes

1011
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 2: there you the callback was rude also said therapy for

1012
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 2: black girls dot com therapy That's where I found my therapist.

1013
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 2: Like it's a podcast, it's everything. All the therapists are

1014
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:13,879
Speaker 2: black women. I think that's all one black man on there.

1015
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:17,839
Speaker 2: He probably take they take, they each take different things

1016
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:19,799
Speaker 2: and they have all their extensive.

1017
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:21,880
Speaker 3: Because I'm trying to do no sliding scale bullshit, because

1018
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:24,040
Speaker 3: the thing is you do. You go in there and

1019
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:26,040
Speaker 3: it goes, well how much can you pay? And it's

1020
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:27,760
Speaker 3: like I can't. I have nothing.

1021
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:30,560
Speaker 1: Actually, so here's the thing. You gotta just not.

1022
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 2: Feel bad about it or well, I don't know what

1023
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:34,000
Speaker 2: this vibe is. But if they say I can pay,

1024
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 2: like if they're like, you have the option to.

1025
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:36,680
Speaker 1: Pay this match.

1026
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, you shouldn't have gave me the option

1027
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:39,439
Speaker 2: if you didn't want this amount of money.

1028
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:39,560
Speaker 3: Oh.

1029
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:41,680
Speaker 2: Anytime I go somewhere and they're like it's donation based,

1030
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:44,600
Speaker 2: I'd be like, I'm not, I'm donating twenty five cents. Well, yeah,

1031
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:47,440
Speaker 2: I love my therapist and I want to compensate her

1032
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:50,040
Speaker 2: like she deserves. But if she's like, you can pay

1033
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,440
Speaker 2: thirty eight dollars, I'm like, well you can get thirty eight.

1034
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 4: You come to get it.

1035
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:57,239
Speaker 2: How much you're going to get, because it's like a

1036
00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 2: scale from like thirty eight to one hundred, and I'm like,

1037
00:42:59,239 --> 00:43:00,080
Speaker 2: you can thirty nine.

1038
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,120
Speaker 4: You're not getting you're getting thirty seven.

1039
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:05,200
Speaker 2: Who has loved I love a suggested donation, I'd be like,

1040
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 2: y'all just suggesting it.

1041
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:09,840
Speaker 1: Well, I'm just going to provide the twelve.

1042
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 2: Dollars and my fabies would never show up in the tom.

1043
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 1: Also, she she broke my heart.

1044
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:19,120
Speaker 2: I don't even hint Tom's but listen, I yeah, they build,

1045
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:20,680
Speaker 2: they give shoes to Africans.

1046
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:22,759
Speaker 1: She has a good heart because for each shoe, there's

1047
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:23,560
Speaker 1: a shoe to a child.

1048
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:25,879
Speaker 3: Don't don't give a fuck about your heart and your

1049
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:27,320
Speaker 3: donation to Tom or whatever.

1050
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:30,200
Speaker 1: I'm here an ugly shoes. I'm here to talk and

1051
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 1: I can't because I'm looking at your fucking feet. What

1052
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:35,400
Speaker 1: color of the toms? They were blue? Like they're the

1053
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:38,040
Speaker 1: fake Yeah.

1054
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:40,759
Speaker 4: Fake gen Dennis. I mean, y'all stop at Rainbow. Ya

1055
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 4: don't like fake Daniel.

1056
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:48,799
Speaker 2: And I'm faces like, okay, Tom? Did they did look

1057
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 2: like jail shoes?

1058
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:50,920
Speaker 1: Tom's are jail shoes?

1059
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:51,360
Speaker 2: Wow?

1060
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 1: I don't know jail shoe? Should I write?

1061
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,399
Speaker 3: I should fucking go back there and be like, if

1062
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:59,280
Speaker 3: you want to come back, you need to change your shoes.

1063
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:02,720
Speaker 1: Well, he shouldn't. I don't need help you do. Yeah.

1064
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:06,279
Speaker 2: I feel like therapy relationship same shit. Don't try to

1065
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:08,040
Speaker 2: change them. Find somebody who's better for you.

1066
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:09,919
Speaker 1: Like my therapist is a baddie, like I can't.

1067
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:12,040
Speaker 2: I feel like I could tell her anything, Like she

1068
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:14,240
Speaker 2: wears colorful head dresses, like she's.

1069
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:17,560
Speaker 4: Very If you're in my mind, I don't go to therapy.

1070
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:20,400
Speaker 2: But if my therapist was too fine and looked like

1071
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:23,200
Speaker 2: they had their life to together, that I'm just gonna

1072
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:25,719
Speaker 2: feel like she's gonna judge me more. I feel like

1073
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 2: as a black woman who is like making some effort

1074
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 2: to not where Tom's and shitn't look like a bum.

1075
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:32,640
Speaker 2: She understands where I'm coming from, Like she has another

1076
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:36,400
Speaker 2: experience that she lives in Bushwick, Like she's she's a human,

1077
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:39,319
Speaker 2: she's a regular person, Like she needs all thirty nine

1078
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:42,160
Speaker 2: of these dollars and she's gonna work for him.

1079
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:47,760
Speaker 1: So yeah, she got conversation is frustrating me, But I'm laughing.

1080
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:51,319
Speaker 2: I should have been in therapy a long time ago, right,

1081
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:53,520
Speaker 2: So I mean you getting where you.

1082
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:54,480
Speaker 1: Can so they helped.

1083
00:44:55,600 --> 00:45:00,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, nah, solid, Yeah that's because it was also like

1084
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 2: what you were talking about, your therapist, Like the first

1085
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 2: time she was tried to, like, for real, get in

1086
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:04,520
Speaker 2: my business.

1087
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:05,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, but why are you getting in my business?

1088
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:08,359
Speaker 2: But like I don't do this. Yeah yeah, So once

1089
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:10,480
Speaker 2: I got past that whole, Like how long did it

1090
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:11,759
Speaker 2: take you to like really open up.

1091
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:13,040
Speaker 1: I've been in therapy before.

1092
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:14,600
Speaker 2: This is the first time since I moved here, like

1093
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:16,320
Speaker 2: when I was because when I was in court, I

1094
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:17,759
Speaker 2: was in court for a year with my soccer. My

1095
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:20,000
Speaker 2: lawyer made me get a therapist because I was afraid

1096
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:20,720
Speaker 2: to fight everybody.

1097
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:22,640
Speaker 1: We were in court for a year. Dealing with this.

1098
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 2: Rich white man whose dad is a judge, and I'm

1099
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:29,680
Speaker 2: I'm a girl from the South side of Chicago and

1100
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:30,880
Speaker 2: nowtside of court treat both of us.

1101
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:33,440
Speaker 1: It took all year long, Like the white guy was

1102
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 1: the sucker. She sucks. You think you're gonna break up

1103
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,840
Speaker 1: with me? No one leaves.

1104
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:42,720
Speaker 2: Greg literally literally that type of energy.

1105
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:44,320
Speaker 1: You got, the energy nailed. Yeah.

1106
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,560
Speaker 2: So my therapist was like, so you seems like you've

1107
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:48,279
Speaker 2: ready to fight everybody, So what you should do is

1108
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:50,719
Speaker 2: go to therapy. So I did that, but I haven't

1109
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 2: been since that happened. And this lady she's cool, she's

1110
00:45:54,239 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 2: fine as hell, and she's also like what you should

1111
00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 2: probably do is chill out. And that's all we talk about,

1112
00:45:59,040 --> 00:45:59,919
Speaker 2: is how I should chill out.

1113
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 4: Sidney, you should maybe take her. I mean, it's thirty

1114
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 4: nine dollars.

1115
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 2: Just go to just go to therapy for black girls.

1116
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:07,319
Speaker 2: You'll find somebody who probably speaks to you more, because

1117
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:09,840
Speaker 2: I deftly found a girl who had like a round face,

1118
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,480
Speaker 2: like I'm a narcissist, Like she got cheeks, you know

1119
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:12,879
Speaker 2: what I mean.

1120
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:14,200
Speaker 1: Like, I'm like, she reminds.

1121
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:15,840
Speaker 2: Me of like, let me see your Instagram let me

1122
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:18,319
Speaker 2: follows you got, bitch, you don't have followers for.

1123
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:20,760
Speaker 1: Me to be here. I don't know if you're verified

1124
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 1: or not. Sidney.

1125
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:25,839
Speaker 2: I'll just send you the Patreon money so you can check.

1126
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:29,240
Speaker 2: Because we got a patreo. We got bonus episodes there.

1127
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:31,920
Speaker 1: They pay for that. I gotta figure it out, see y'all.

1128
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:33,920
Speaker 1: And it sounds like we haven't figured out.

1129
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:36,800
Speaker 2: But this sounds like a content. This sounds like, you know, revenue,

1130
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:38,719
Speaker 2: you don't have to think about. That's what I'm hearing in.

1131
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:44,080
Speaker 1: That's revenue you yeahs. Interesting word. It is an interesting world.

1132
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:47,520
Speaker 2: I'd like to know more about it because right now,

1133
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 2: so you said, a patreo taking it sweet fucking Becca

1134
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:57,040
Speaker 2: has a Patreon, her tworking in videos and then and

1135
00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:59,600
Speaker 2: then and doing spelling bees and whatnot.

1136
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:01,839
Speaker 1: Don't me what a good time? Yeah? Like I'm dead

1137
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:03,359
Speaker 1: at just reading.

1138
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:05,279
Speaker 4: Comic books, which is fine.

1139
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:08,000
Speaker 1: I'm well, y'all know, I mean, it's money and everything.

1140
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 1: Like do y'all know about Twitch? I saw on Twitter

1141
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:12,480
Speaker 1: that you were talking about that.

1142
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 2: Twitch familiar to dreaming service, but it's mostly for nerds

1143
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:19,839
Speaker 2: like it. It's supposed to be like a video game

1144
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:22,239
Speaker 2: streaming platform, but you can use it to be like

1145
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:24,439
Speaker 2: an unofficial cam girl, Like you can just like sit

1146
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 2: there and either play video games or whatever in booty shorts.

1147
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 2: And people be like, what you want money? And I'm like, yes, yes,

1148
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:31,840
Speaker 2: I don't what you want money? You want money, I

1149
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 2: don't want your nerdy as dick give me monnies. Have

1150
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:37,759
Speaker 2: you got coins from that? I was straight up care

1151
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:41,120
Speaker 2: for a while though, like yeah, for how long? Oh

1152
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:43,200
Speaker 2: my god? Like four months? Like I came here with

1153
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:45,279
Speaker 2: like some gofunmi money after that whole court thing. Haven't

1154
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:47,919
Speaker 2: everybody felt real bad for me? So get out of here?

1155
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:50,000
Speaker 2: It was, yeah, cause I had to like leave my

1156
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 2: TV show has to like black and leave out of here.

1157
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:53,640
Speaker 2: So I got a bunch of money from white people

1158
00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:55,919
Speaker 2: on NPR, Like it was like they put on NPR.

1159
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:57,839
Speaker 1: Everybody felt so bad. I run out of that money

1160
00:47:57,840 --> 00:47:59,640
Speaker 1: in like two months. Look at me. I'm like, NPR,

1161
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 1: that's what I need.

1162
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:06,600
Speaker 2: Well, first dude, leave him, have them stalk you have

1163
00:48:06,719 --> 00:48:08,839
Speaker 2: the NPR pick up the left him.

1164
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:10,680
Speaker 1: I didn't get no money, yeah at all.

1165
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:16,320
Speaker 2: I mean I didn't also didn't spend any money, So that.

1166
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:17,760
Speaker 1: That sounds tell me about what not spending what.

1167
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:19,600
Speaker 4: I mean, I just you know, you show up. My

1168
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:22,480
Speaker 4: presence is a presence. I'm contributing by being here.

1169
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:25,120
Speaker 2: I'm honestly two bugs to be here right now, Like

1170
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:26,960
Speaker 2: I should have like an indoor amount of money.

1171
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 1: So I don't know.

1172
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:31,359
Speaker 3: You're always talking about Venou and I'd been like, yo,

1173
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 3: she ain't got no shame and or what it's called.

1174
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 1: No shame or money? Yeah?

1175
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:38,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, honestly, I feel like the worst thing

1176
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 2: that ever happened to me was that gofund me because

1177
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:43,000
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, I could just ask the internet for money.

1178
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:43,960
Speaker 2: I'm gonna try that.

1179
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:47,000
Speaker 4: Well, the internet does give money to give money.

1180
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:48,279
Speaker 1: That that dude.

1181
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:50,400
Speaker 2: They were trying to raise money for the wall, raised

1182
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:52,480
Speaker 2: like a billion dollars.

1183
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:54,279
Speaker 1: And then they had to give the money back.

1184
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:58,239
Speaker 2: Obviously, Wait why because he changed what he was like, Oh,

1185
00:48:58,239 --> 00:48:59,920
Speaker 2: we're gonna go down there and build the wall and go.

1186
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 2: Me was like, that's not what you told people he

1187
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:03,359
Speaker 2: was gonna do with this money. They had to send

1188
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:03,799
Speaker 2: it all back.

1189
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:05,799
Speaker 1: What did they know? What did he originally say he

1190
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:06,200
Speaker 1: was gonna do it?

1191
00:49:06,239 --> 00:49:07,759
Speaker 4: They were gonna raise the money and give it to

1192
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:08,280
Speaker 4: the government.

1193
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:12,040
Speaker 1: Oh fuck why? He He was like We're gonna.

1194
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:15,000
Speaker 2: Go down there with pickup trucks and shovels and Mexicans

1195
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:16,880
Speaker 2: to build the wall from home depot and it was

1196
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:20,600
Speaker 2: like what no, So they had to give them money back,

1197
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:22,480
Speaker 2: but they raised like a billion dollars.

1198
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:25,120
Speaker 1: People love giving them money away on the Internet.

1199
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:27,480
Speaker 3: And I checked gofundmeans on a regular and I look

1200
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:29,840
Speaker 3: at how much they're giving and the notes that they're saying,

1201
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:33,200
Speaker 3: and it's like ooh, And that's that's the only reason

1202
00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:36,440
Speaker 3: why I'm like, yo, I wouldn't want to die unexpectedly,

1203
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:38,560
Speaker 3: because then people are raising money and I'm not here,

1204
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:40,080
Speaker 3: and it's like, bitch, raise that money now.

1205
00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:41,960
Speaker 2: Can we get the money now? I will say that

1206
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:44,400
Speaker 2: I will take it now. Yeah, I'm my Internet bag

1207
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:45,839
Speaker 2: and people are tired of me. Now. I don't work

1208
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:47,600
Speaker 2: no more, like I did it for so long that

1209
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:48,200
Speaker 2: people are like.

1210
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:49,000
Speaker 1: We're tired of.

1211
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:55,960
Speaker 2: It. It's like under a bridge for somebody. It doesn't

1212
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:57,600
Speaker 2: work anymore. But I will say it did for a while,

1213
00:49:57,600 --> 00:49:59,880
Speaker 2: and I need to cut it out. But also we're hard.

1214
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:02,239
Speaker 2: If I need tacos next weekend, I don't have no money,

1215
00:50:02,239 --> 00:50:04,879
Speaker 2: I'm gonna ask on Vemo, like on Twitter.

1216
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:08,120
Speaker 4: So I mean it's yeah, it's a movement, Okay, it is.

1217
00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:11,120
Speaker 1: I think it's a lifestyle. I don't think it is.

1218
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:14,960
Speaker 2: Wait, so you heard it here first because it don't

1219
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:17,920
Speaker 2: really work no more. But but I'm gonna keep doing it.

1220
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,279
Speaker 2: But so you did a cat caller, You're like a

1221
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:22,719
Speaker 2: cat callar on Vemo. But I do that shows now

1222
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:25,799
Speaker 2: because I try to try, because I promote because after,

1223
00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:27,759
Speaker 2: you know, people come up to they're like, oh where

1224
00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:30,439
Speaker 2: so much for you? And so I'm like Becca unders

1225
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:33,799
Speaker 2: going or Neil on Everything, Instagram, Vemo, Twitter, find me

1226
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:35,280
Speaker 2: and sometimes they sit your money.

1227
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:35,719
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1228
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,799
Speaker 2: Well, go ahead and tell you to drop your your

1229
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:40,160
Speaker 2: Venmo now, I mean I dropped mine on this episode.

1230
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:44,160
Speaker 2: So I don't Neil on Everything find me spell like Shaquille,

1231
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 2: spell like Patrice, find me on the Internet. Becca Underscore

1232
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:51,319
Speaker 2: O'Neill wanting everything everything send you goble dollars, I hope.

1233
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:52,160
Speaker 1: So that's all I have.

1234
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:54,480
Speaker 4: That's all I want, okay, to get talked to.

1235
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:56,960
Speaker 2: I mean, taco is like three or four dollars, yeah,

1236
00:50:57,200 --> 00:50:59,759
Speaker 2: place for sure, First world problems back up right there.

1237
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:02,600
Speaker 1: I just want to get some tacos. I don't even

1238
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:03,200
Speaker 1: want gualwk.

1239
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:06,360
Speaker 2: You know I'm not asking for I'm much simple broke

1240
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:08,680
Speaker 2: bitch like I don't with my with my brokeness.

1241
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:10,040
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't try to shoot the stars. I

1242
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:12,719
Speaker 1: don't chase water What are what are chasing waterfalls? What

1243
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 1: are some?

1244
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:16,400
Speaker 4: I mean that's aids what I watched the video since.

1245
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:23,240
Speaker 2: Old body lying in the gutter, Okay, that's chasing waterfalls? Okay,

1246
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:25,799
Speaker 2: So what's the end goal for you? Like in an

1247
00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:28,319
Speaker 2: ideal world, what would you be doing? Where would you

1248
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:28,760
Speaker 2: be working?

1249
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:29,479
Speaker 1: For sure?

1250
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:31,239
Speaker 4: Would you wear and be wearing like a calf tan,

1251
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 4: like tell us a.

1252
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:34,520
Speaker 2: Calf tan looks like you know, not calf tan. That's

1253
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:37,920
Speaker 2: not the dream, I guess. Just it's comedy. Do you

1254
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:40,319
Speaker 2: want to be doing stand up until it turns into something?

1255
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:41,799
Speaker 2: Or do you want to do it until you die?

1256
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:43,880
Speaker 2: I didn't even realize that stand up was like a

1257
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:45,520
Speaker 2: means to end until I moved there.

1258
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:47,560
Speaker 1: Like I was like, I'm telling jokes on stage because

1259
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 1: I love telling jokes on.

1260
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:50,400
Speaker 2: Stage, and I thought, like, you could get rich just

1261
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:56,200
Speaker 2: do it. I don't know, I don't think anybody. I

1262
00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:58,279
Speaker 2: just wanted to start doing I just wanted to tell jokes.

1263
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:00,600
Speaker 2: And I thought like, if you just told enough jokes day, like,

1264
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:03,520
Speaker 2: oh absolutely that you were just making you know that.

1265
00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:06,480
Speaker 3: The first couple open mics, I was like, oh, people

1266
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:07,040
Speaker 3: are dying.

1267
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:12,120
Speaker 1: This is comedy. Yeah. Did you start here? Yeah?

1268
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:15,000
Speaker 2: Okay, So in Chicago there's very much a culture like

1269
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:17,279
Speaker 2: if you just work hard enough, like one day you

1270
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:20,120
Speaker 2: will be famous. And I moved here and I was like, okay,

1271
00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:22,319
Speaker 2: I'm going to meetings. It was super cool like meeting people.

1272
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:24,719
Speaker 2: But I would get there people who only knew me

1273
00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:26,520
Speaker 2: from doing stand up and they'd be like, so, what

1274
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:28,760
Speaker 2: else do you do? And I'm like You're like what else?

1275
00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:31,200
Speaker 2: I'm like, that's the only reason, you know, how exist?

1276
00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:33,880
Speaker 2: The way I spend five years getting good at stand up.

1277
00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:35,359
Speaker 1: That's what I do. So now I'm like, I gotta

1278
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:36,919
Speaker 1: do some other ship. So that's real.

1279
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:39,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, so now the dream is like just continuing doing comedy,

1280
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:42,520
Speaker 2: but also you know, making a living doing that ship and.

1281
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:43,960
Speaker 1: Uh so writing.

1282
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:47,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm packeting. Now we're doing the packets. You know

1283
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:50,239
Speaker 2: they're staring writer, Well, thank you you're so good. My

1284
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:52,560
Speaker 2: background isn't writing, but I never like wrote comedy shit,

1285
00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:55,120
Speaker 2: I like wrote about comedy before I started like I

1286
00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:57,239
Speaker 2: was in I was editing that split Sider. So my

1287
00:52:57,320 --> 00:52:59,560
Speaker 2: job before I started Standing Up was just interviewing comedians

1288
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:01,640
Speaker 2: and I did up like Gawker, Bandy.

1289
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:06,720
Speaker 1: Fair, you got over there, Come on, do I gotta plug?

1290
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:07,800
Speaker 1: I was fired?

1291
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:10,880
Speaker 2: No do, I got.

1292
00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:20,040
Speaker 1: To the outlets. You got fired? Why did you bang

1293
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:22,319
Speaker 1: somebody at work? Becca? Why are you here?

1294
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:24,120
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, we got the plug right here,

1295
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:26,600
Speaker 2: and she just like, actually, well, So when I found

1296
00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:28,560
Speaker 2: stand Up because I thought, you know, use.

1297
00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:31,399
Speaker 1: My name, bitch, they will block. I mean, I don't

1298
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:33,840
Speaker 1: know about that, but you're not gonna help. You do nothing.

1299
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:38,040
Speaker 1: It's gonna hurt, but it's not gonna help. So like,

1300
00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:40,200
Speaker 1: what's that? I quit like at a decent you know.

1301
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:42,120
Speaker 1: It wasn't unceremonious or nothing like that.

1302
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:44,840
Speaker 2: But I was like helping out somebody who was on

1303
00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:46,680
Speaker 2: a book tour and I was like writing their articles.

1304
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:49,040
Speaker 2: Who wrote for Vandy Fair And I had just found

1305
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:51,960
Speaker 2: stand Up, So I wasn't really creatively focusing on anything

1306
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:56,319
Speaker 2: else with my full energy, missing deadlines, writing bullshit, not

1307
00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:59,520
Speaker 2: editing stuff properly, typos and ship and I'm like, you

1308
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:02,120
Speaker 2: know what this is? This is not where my heart

1309
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:05,560
Speaker 2: is so and uh, Split Sider, I just quit on

1310
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:07,680
Speaker 2: my own accord, and then I just never got another

1311
00:54:08,239 --> 00:54:11,800
Speaker 2: writ an opportunity from Bandy Fair ever again after twenty

1312
00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:13,520
Speaker 2: twelve or thirteen or some shit.

1313
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:16,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, so oh, because you were fucking up at Vanity Fair.

1314
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:18,200
Speaker 2: Yeah. And also for Split Sider, I did this thing

1315
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:20,560
Speaker 2: called the humor section where people like email in there

1316
00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:22,719
Speaker 2: they're written humor pieces, and I did like, I'm like, yeah,

1317
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:24,520
Speaker 2: your nay, and I'm a person who has never told

1318
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:25,400
Speaker 2: a joke on stage.

1319
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:26,920
Speaker 1: At this point, you don't know.

1320
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:29,040
Speaker 2: I mean, I know, I know prim humor, That's what

1321
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:31,560
Speaker 2: I mean. I went to school for literature a few times.

1322
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:33,919
Speaker 2: So you wanted to be poor. I wanted to be poor.

1323
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:36,920
Speaker 2: I wanted to be an artist.

1324
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,320
Speaker 1: You went to school for literature.

1325
00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:42,000
Speaker 2: Wait wait wait, comparative literary theory. I didn't want to

1326
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:42,520
Speaker 2: make a dime.

1327
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:45,560
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh you just it was all bullshit in your

1328
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:46,120
Speaker 1: head right there.

1329
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:49,360
Speaker 2: Oh most of my life I find bullshit in my

1330
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:52,080
Speaker 2: head until I realized that the something else is happening

1331
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:52,719
Speaker 2: than what I thought.

1332
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:55,200
Speaker 4: And then you're like, oh, yeah, I moved to New York.

1333
00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:57,399
Speaker 2: So I stopped doing Split Sider because I was getting

1334
00:54:57,440 --> 00:54:59,840
Speaker 2: pieces submitted to me from comedians who I respected and

1335
00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:02,560
Speaker 2: I loved, and I was like, I can't publish this.

1336
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:04,640
Speaker 2: And also I'm a new open micro so that the

1337
00:55:04,719 --> 00:55:07,200
Speaker 2: hierarchy felt wrong to me. Like I was getting like

1338
00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:09,239
Speaker 2: people who I really respected, and I'm like, I don't

1339
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:10,160
Speaker 2: want to publish this piece.

1340
00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:11,880
Speaker 1: But what does that sound like? Cause I'm gonna have

1341
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:14,239
Speaker 1: to see you tomorrow. Why you don't want to publish it? Well,

1342
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:17,640
Speaker 1: you know, someone just weren't weren't good, but this share

1343
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:19,520
Speaker 1: was whack. That's what. They just weren't good.

1344
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:21,279
Speaker 2: Like it's not these are people who are hilarious, but

1345
00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:23,560
Speaker 2: it's just like for whatever reason, like it wouldn't be

1346
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:25,719
Speaker 2: like every piece, but like if somebody I like send

1347
00:55:25,719 --> 00:55:27,359
Speaker 2: me a piece that wasn't good, I'm not gonna put

1348
00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:29,399
Speaker 2: it up just because they're a great stand up Back

1349
00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:32,759
Speaker 2: at that, I feel like it was a conflict the

1350
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:34,880
Speaker 2: interest though, because as a comedian I had nothing to

1351
00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:37,080
Speaker 2: show for myself. So if I'm like rejecting pieces from

1352
00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:38,600
Speaker 2: somebody in there and going bombing in front of him,

1353
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:39,160
Speaker 2: thumbs off.

1354
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:40,399
Speaker 1: So I quit that job.

1355
00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:42,799
Speaker 3: Listen, people asked about a spot at the NET. I'll

1356
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:44,400
Speaker 3: be like, nah, they'll see me the next day. I'm

1357
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:46,120
Speaker 3: be like, so I'm just gonna say how.

1358
00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:50,759
Speaker 1: My day was. I don't give a fuck. No, you

1359
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:53,000
Speaker 1: can't do the show city, you don't give it. What fuck?

1360
00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:55,840
Speaker 1: I'd be at my own knitting show like, well, I

1361
00:55:55,880 --> 00:55:56,879
Speaker 1: don't know if they gonna laugh.

1362
00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:59,160
Speaker 2: But whatever, see now me as a as a as

1363
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:01,480
Speaker 2: a woman in the autumn her life, Like I feel

1364
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:03,160
Speaker 2: that now, Like if I had the same position now,

1365
00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:06,440
Speaker 2: I'd be like, I really it means nothing but a

1366
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:08,279
Speaker 2: twenty something a brand new comedian. I was like, oh

1367
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:09,759
Speaker 2: my god, I get I have in comedy. And I

1368
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:11,440
Speaker 2: felt like it was a huge conflict of interest. Also,

1369
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:13,000
Speaker 2: I didn't care about that job no more so like

1370
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:16,480
Speaker 2: conflan interest. Yeah, you conflict of interest and not be

1371
00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:17,759
Speaker 2: able to pay my phone.

1372
00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:18,239
Speaker 1: Bill for sure.

1373
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:21,400
Speaker 2: For sure I was gonna get fired anyways, Like I

1374
00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:22,680
Speaker 2: wasn't doing it on time.

1375
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:23,520
Speaker 1: It was all wrong.

1376
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:25,879
Speaker 3: So but let's talk about the positive ship. Now you've

1377
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:28,160
Speaker 3: been You've been on a show on Netflix. What was

1378
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:29,840
Speaker 3: that called Easy Easy?

1379
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:30,200
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1380
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:31,880
Speaker 1: I saw that you were great, thank you. I just

1381
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:34,040
Speaker 1: told jokes. It was great. My friend was the star

1382
00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:36,520
Speaker 1: of it. Oh the naka it was awesome. You were

1383
00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:39,200
Speaker 1: in the after after party. Yes, your best.

1384
00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:46,160
Speaker 3: Friend sonya for refinery on Facebook. Also to do queens queens.

1385
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:51,640
Speaker 4: You opened, no you Yeah, I wanted money at I

1386
00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:53,080
Speaker 4: spent that was that was.

1387
00:56:53,239 --> 00:56:55,239
Speaker 1: Getting your money on rent. It's like two and a

1388
00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:55,759
Speaker 1: half rents.

1389
00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:56,120
Speaker 2: That was.

1390
00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:02,160
Speaker 1: What you spending your rent. Sydney.

1391
00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:05,520
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you live with your boyfriend?

1392
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:11,600
Speaker 1: What's up? Oh? Well well well okay, well this leg over.

1393
00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:14,279
Speaker 2: You know time, you know, I do want to we're

1394
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:16,680
Speaker 2: working on that because my apartment, like, I love my place.

1395
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:20,040
Speaker 2: So you so his shit ain't ain't together? Okay, Well

1396
00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:23,040
Speaker 2: it's not that, I will say, talking ship, there's a

1397
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:23,680
Speaker 2: lot of layers here.

1398
00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:25,240
Speaker 1: I've moved a lot.

1399
00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:28,080
Speaker 2: I moved nine times in two years. Like this boy

1400
00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:29,680
Speaker 2: was breaking my windows out and ship. So now I

1401
00:57:29,720 --> 00:57:31,200
Speaker 2: found a place I like, I'm like, you know what,

1402
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:33,640
Speaker 2: I'm gonna set my ands down for a second. I

1403
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:34,880
Speaker 2: want to be in my place for a year. But

1404
00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:37,360
Speaker 2: you guys haven't eve been together. I'm not in a rush.

1405
00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:38,360
Speaker 2: I'm not in a rush.

1406
00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:39,360
Speaker 1: Yes, say where you are?

1407
00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:41,320
Speaker 3: All right, guys, y'all gonna have to you know, when

1408
00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:43,320
Speaker 3: you're gonna have to come about your pockets because I

1409
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:45,080
Speaker 3: want my girl to live in her place and be happy.

1410
00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:47,400
Speaker 1: Thank you. Okay, she have to move nine times.

1411
00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:49,920
Speaker 2: And listeners is like, we don't even have home, so

1412
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:52,200
Speaker 2: you know what. Never mind, They like we had our mom.

1413
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:53,280
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1414
00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:54,400
Speaker 4: Some of them are in prison right now.

1415
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:58,480
Speaker 1: It's crazy to the prisoners, like.

1416
00:57:58,520 --> 00:58:00,560
Speaker 2: Stay where you're at because if any thing was to

1417
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:02,640
Speaker 2: happen and then you of going back to a place,

1418
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:03,480
Speaker 2: it's your rent.

1419
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:05,280
Speaker 1: Is gonna go up. Yeah, sure absolutely, And.

1420
00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:07,440
Speaker 2: You know my rent is lovely right now, like it's

1421
00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:09,000
Speaker 2: a lovely number and nobody.

1422
00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:11,280
Speaker 1: But when you first got here, you were doing too much.

1423
00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:14,720
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I was taking ubers. I was eating sushi.

1424
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:16,080
Speaker 2: I had that go for me money.

1425
00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:19,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm ring. It wasn't like Williamsburg. I wasn't Williamsburg.

1426
00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:26,080
Speaker 2: Okay, I was off the grand l stopped feeling. No.

1427
00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:29,280
Speaker 2: I was living with Lisa. Yeah, she's Chicago, so she

1428
00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:31,960
Speaker 2: knew the whole story. She's like, come move here, you're safe. Yeah,

1429
00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:34,480
Speaker 2: but see she didn't tell you the tea the Ta was.

1430
00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:37,320
Speaker 2: When she first moved to New York, she was living

1431
00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:39,800
Speaker 2: in Hell's kitchen and sharing a bed with somebody. Yeah,

1432
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:42,400
Speaker 2: they were splitting the rent down the middle and it

1433
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:43,960
Speaker 2: was a one bedroom with one with one bed.

1434
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:46,480
Speaker 1: She was rugging it and dugging it too. God bless

1435
00:58:46,520 --> 00:58:47,200
Speaker 1: we all been doing.

1436
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:49,760
Speaker 2: You caught her when she started making money and she's like, yeah,

1437
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:51,920
Speaker 2: you can save with me. I loved it absolutely. I

1438
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:53,800
Speaker 2: needed it too because I was I saw some ship

1439
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:55,320
Speaker 2: before I got here. So I'm like, I want to

1440
00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:57,360
Speaker 2: live in luxury lightly. I want to live in Williamsburg.

1441
00:58:57,400 --> 00:59:00,400
Speaker 2: And nobody chasing lately and nobody chas to me. I

1442
00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:02,320
Speaker 2: want to eat what Yeah, get.

1443
00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:04,840
Speaker 4: Luxury, you know what good for you?

1444
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:07,440
Speaker 1: But that money is gone down. It's so going on.

1445
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:10,440
Speaker 3: Well, do you have any do you have any tips

1446
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:14,120
Speaker 3: for the people who are like fashionably unstable, Like how

1447
00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:16,280
Speaker 3: can you maintain and make sure like you don't go

1448
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:19,040
Speaker 3: on deep end because it could get there for sure,

1449
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:21,560
Speaker 3: for sure, I would say money wise, don't ever go

1450
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:22,120
Speaker 3: into debt.

1451
00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:25,200
Speaker 1: No debt, just be broke. It's too late for most. Yeah,

1452
00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:27,400
Speaker 1: if you can help it, if you can help it.

1453
00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:27,760
Speaker 2: Well.

1454
00:59:27,760 --> 00:59:29,120
Speaker 1: Also, don't go to college.

1455
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:31,840
Speaker 2: One of my first one of my first acting checks,

1456
00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:35,400
Speaker 2: I ever got student loans, took fifteen ship. So I

1457
00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:37,560
Speaker 2: really can't talk about here. They don't give a fuck.

1458
00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:39,600
Speaker 2: Like I didn't even know I was in default until

1459
00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:42,680
Speaker 2: they were like, we taking this money, Like my social

1460
00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:44,160
Speaker 2: Security number popped up on something.

1461
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:46,160
Speaker 1: They're like, no, you don't get you have money.

1462
00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:48,560
Speaker 2: If they pursue a happiness to you, they just put

1463
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:49,760
Speaker 2: their handed it and they took it.

1464
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:52,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, now do a payment plan. It's cool, but like it's.

1465
00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:54,600
Speaker 2: Part like cause just because you just because your shit

1466
00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:56,120
Speaker 2: scrambled up, mean you gotta be out here bummy and

1467
00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:59,640
Speaker 2: look crazy. Wish dot com let's start there. Okay, what's

1468
00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:02,200
Speaker 2: the f It's a I think it's like an unethical

1469
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:02,919
Speaker 2: website or whatever.

1470
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:04,720
Speaker 4: But the website where you can say what you wanted people.

1471
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:06,600
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it's like a website where you go to it,

1472
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:07,200
Speaker 1: you scroll it.

1473
01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:09,360
Speaker 2: They got everything. It's like Amazon, but everything is like

1474
01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:12,840
Speaker 2: one dollar what I give? I get free lingerie on

1475
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:15,680
Speaker 2: there all the time. Freak wait, it's it used launch.

1476
01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:19,400
Speaker 2: It's just from like it's just from like definitely like

1477
01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:23,280
Speaker 2: a plant where the conditions is probably not great. Wisht

1478
01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:25,920
Speaker 2: apps everything and when I tell you I get so

1479
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:27,720
Speaker 2: much stuff from wish, it takes like a month to

1480
01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:28,120
Speaker 2: show up.

1481
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:31,240
Speaker 1: Okay, it's like, what's that show?

1482
01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:35,000
Speaker 2: I mean that website where like it's like one of

1483
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:38,000
Speaker 2: them Chinese websites. It's exactly like the wish Do com

1484
01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:40,280
Speaker 2: So I use I'll use them out. It's like, if

1485
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:43,920
Speaker 2: you have any sort of like consumer ethics, don't go there.

1486
01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:46,200
Speaker 1: A state sales. I love those.

1487
01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:49,440
Speaker 2: I used to work at an auction house and I

1488
01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:51,600
Speaker 2: didn't know about the state sales. But like when old, old,

1489
01:00:51,640 --> 01:00:53,720
Speaker 2: old rich people die, they just have a stuff. They

1490
01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:56,240
Speaker 2: just collect stuff. Okay, so you get like furniture and

1491
01:00:56,280 --> 01:00:59,720
Speaker 2: like anything like if an old person dies, like I swear,

1492
01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:01,840
Speaker 2: like to their house, you can get like in Chicago,

1493
01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:03,360
Speaker 2: I don't really try to hear, but you can get

1494
01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:06,360
Speaker 2: bags of like vintage clothing. They'll be like take a

1495
01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:08,440
Speaker 2: bag of stuff for five dollars. Just get this out

1496
01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:10,480
Speaker 2: of the house, a bag of stuff. For fact, look

1497
01:01:10,520 --> 01:01:12,240
Speaker 2: up for state sales. Look up a state sales on

1498
01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:13,960
Speaker 2: craigsl I feel like in New York they don't do

1499
01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:17,080
Speaker 2: that because they do that because they stuff and people

1500
01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:18,200
Speaker 2: know about them.

1501
01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:21,320
Speaker 3: They just be or people just be dying in like

1502
01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:23,840
Speaker 3: you know these studio apartments and ain't nobody want that ship.

1503
01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:26,680
Speaker 4: Well there's also that that's not in a state fraend

1504
01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:27,480
Speaker 4: that's not in a state.

1505
01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:29,240
Speaker 2: Like if you die with nothing to your name, I

1506
01:01:29,240 --> 01:01:33,400
Speaker 2: don't think you can consider in the states die I

1507
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:35,600
Speaker 2: can't die because I don't have an estate. That's a

1508
01:01:35,640 --> 01:01:38,320
Speaker 2: good reason to say assets ship.

1509
01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:40,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, if I die, there's no will.

1510
01:01:40,120 --> 01:01:41,760
Speaker 2: It's just like it's gonna be like who is gonna

1511
01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:43,520
Speaker 2: pay the money that I when I'm dead?

1512
01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:48,240
Speaker 1: Oh? What else? What else? Can let's see what other advice?

1513
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:49,760
Speaker 1: What other hecks do I be doing?

1514
01:01:50,760 --> 01:01:56,120
Speaker 2: Sales and stuff like obviously sales like I feel like,

1515
01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:59,240
Speaker 2: what's it called rainbow is always unclearance. I'm buy nothing

1516
01:01:59,240 --> 01:02:02,480
Speaker 2: that's not rainbow clearance. How do you feel about a Marshals

1517
01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:03,320
Speaker 2: or a TJ Max.

1518
01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:05,640
Speaker 1: I don't go in those places. Really. It's a little

1519
01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:08,240
Speaker 1: expensive sometimes. Oh my god, that's for me.

1520
01:02:08,280 --> 01:02:10,360
Speaker 4: It is like the discount stuff. I'm not like.

1521
01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:11,000
Speaker 1: Let me tell you.

1522
01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:14,560
Speaker 2: My man got me some heel tyms for forms, which

1523
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:15,400
Speaker 2: is I think it's hilarious.

1524
01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:16,640
Speaker 1: I'm seeing right here.

1525
01:02:16,680 --> 01:02:19,040
Speaker 2: No, these are from pretty girls, I said, those are not.

1526
01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:22,000
Speaker 2: These are six dollars girls, and they're more comfortable dollars

1527
01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:24,520
Speaker 2: comfortable one, I don't think. I think at this point,

1528
01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:26,920
Speaker 2: I give you some shoecam. That's okay, it's the snow

1529
01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:27,880
Speaker 2: book six dollars.

1530
01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:30,560
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Like, my body likes cheap clothes

1531
01:02:30,640 --> 01:02:31,840
Speaker 1: right now, I don't know what it is. I can't

1532
01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:33,240
Speaker 1: wait because you have a body boot.

1533
01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:35,160
Speaker 2: I can't wait for you to start making some money

1534
01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:38,920
Speaker 2: so you can be like, these shoes hurt my Everything

1535
01:02:38,960 --> 01:02:42,520
Speaker 2: here is ugly and cheap. I can't wait to change, Like,

1536
01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:44,240
Speaker 2: let me tell you, I cannot wait to get some

1537
01:02:44,320 --> 01:02:45,640
Speaker 2: money and be completely different.

1538
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:48,200
Speaker 1: Like just remember also.

1539
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:50,120
Speaker 2: Waiting to see what the money does to me. But

1540
01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:52,880
Speaker 2: you know the show's not right. If this show is

1541
01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:54,680
Speaker 2: on for four years, then I'll change this.

1542
01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:56,440
Speaker 4: Four nights a week though, right, just four nights a

1543
01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:57,520
Speaker 4: week for twelve weeks.

1544
01:02:57,720 --> 01:02:58,840
Speaker 1: Oh, you be straight.

1545
01:02:58,920 --> 01:03:01,480
Speaker 4: So it's like, okay, see your elaborating protest.

1546
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:04,520
Speaker 1: She was already terrible before the show, exactly. I was

1547
01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:05,360
Speaker 1: terrible before.

1548
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:07,480
Speaker 4: So it's like, you know, I was already set up

1549
01:03:07,520 --> 01:03:07,800
Speaker 4: for this.

1550
01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:10,240
Speaker 2: I mean I was mean before, but I was not

1551
01:03:10,560 --> 01:03:11,560
Speaker 2: spending money wild.

1552
01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:14,680
Speaker 1: I wasn't spending money at all, So I'm happy before you.

1553
01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:16,960
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see your new Instagram, your new

1554
01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:17,800
Speaker 1: I mean.

1555
01:03:18,240 --> 01:03:20,400
Speaker 2: Wait till I post something when when we leave here

1556
01:03:20,680 --> 01:03:22,800
Speaker 2: and then I'm trying to get all my friends on

1557
01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:25,000
Speaker 2: as like correspondence and figure out how I can get

1558
01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:27,320
Speaker 2: people to come on and just like you know, like

1559
01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:29,320
Speaker 2: talk about stuff so we can all make a little

1560
01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:30,080
Speaker 2: bit of monkeys.

1561
01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:32,920
Speaker 4: And I've already given them your name, so thank.

1562
01:03:32,840 --> 01:03:35,720
Speaker 1: You, because like, can I get all the spots.

1563
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:38,800
Speaker 2: You can come on and just say your go fund

1564
01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:40,560
Speaker 2: your say your.

1565
01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:43,920
Speaker 1: Venmo and Lee. I just have to be a recurring bit.

1566
01:03:44,040 --> 01:03:46,640
Speaker 2: You know nothing, you don't do anything but say your

1567
01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:47,680
Speaker 2: Venmo and then Lee.

1568
01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:50,720
Speaker 1: It's such a good bit and I love it. No

1569
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:53,840
Speaker 1: nobody else does. I will if you know you.

1570
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:58,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's you can always make new friends on Late Ninete.

1571
01:03:59,160 --> 01:04:02,200
Speaker 1: That's what I'm into. A little you gotta work. Yeah,

1572
01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:04,560
Speaker 1: watch Marie Monday through Yes, it starts.

1573
01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:07,439
Speaker 2: I was like, no one's gonna watch a two hour show.

1574
01:04:07,480 --> 01:04:10,440
Speaker 2: They're like, we know, oh come on, And but.

1575
01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:12,120
Speaker 1: They watched those other two guys who I.

1576
01:04:12,160 --> 01:04:15,320
Speaker 2: Won't mention that they were on TV for thirty minutes

1577
01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:16,280
Speaker 2: one night a week.

1578
01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:18,880
Speaker 3: Yeah no, no, they were everything every night. Yeah I

1579
01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:20,320
Speaker 3: thought so there were Monday through Friday.

1580
01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:22,760
Speaker 2: Well, their new show was once a week, but their

1581
01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:24,000
Speaker 2: old show was only thirty minutes.

1582
01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:26,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of content that's also for y'all.

1583
01:04:26,960 --> 01:04:29,640
Speaker 4: Right, yes, okay, I'm still only doing thirty minutes for

1584
01:04:29,720 --> 01:04:30,120
Speaker 4: the work.

1585
01:04:31,120 --> 01:04:32,880
Speaker 1: Just tune in for Marie and then you could turn

1586
01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:37,320
Speaker 1: that shut off like clips it anyway, so it doesn't

1587
01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:38,720
Speaker 1: even matter. It's gonna be fine.

1588
01:04:39,640 --> 01:04:43,040
Speaker 2: Back up, before we go, what are your plans for

1589
01:04:43,120 --> 01:04:47,560
Speaker 2: Valentine's Day? I'm gonna go watch this makeup off my face,

1590
01:04:47,600 --> 01:04:48,880
Speaker 2: waits my man get off work and see what the

1591
01:04:48,920 --> 01:04:49,560
Speaker 2: hell he planned?

1592
01:04:50,160 --> 01:04:51,920
Speaker 4: What you got on underneat?

1593
01:04:53,960 --> 01:05:00,080
Speaker 1: You know I am already. It's gonna be. I'm gonna prepare.

1594
01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:01,400
Speaker 1: I'll say, I have some things to do when I

1595
01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:02,680
Speaker 1: get home. Are you gonna shave?

1596
01:05:02,960 --> 01:05:06,480
Speaker 2: I don't know, yes, Like I can't say, you know

1597
01:05:07,440 --> 01:05:09,400
Speaker 2: you like that's on top of your head?

1598
01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:10,360
Speaker 1: Like it down there too.

1599
01:05:10,760 --> 01:05:12,760
Speaker 2: Yeah. My hand looks like a troll doll right now,

1600
01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:14,440
Speaker 2: looks like I'm kidding.

1601
01:05:15,880 --> 01:05:16,240
Speaker 1: Who knows?

1602
01:05:16,240 --> 01:05:18,760
Speaker 2: The point is nobody knows, and it's nobody leave. You

1603
01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:20,360
Speaker 2: won't leave the choker on while you have said.

1604
01:05:20,240 --> 01:05:23,080
Speaker 1: Hundred percent, I might put on another one. It's gonna be.

1605
01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:23,959
Speaker 1: It's gonna be chained.

1606
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:26,600
Speaker 4: It's gonna be a metal choker with a clip.

1607
01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:28,040
Speaker 1: Do you like handcuffs on?

1608
01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:31,160
Speaker 2: You know it is a special occasion, it's a holiday,

1609
01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:35,680
Speaker 2: So I mean I plan to be It's gonna be

1610
01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:40,720
Speaker 2: a whim everything to many roommates for that. But yeah,

1611
01:05:41,120 --> 01:05:41,800
Speaker 2: something's happening.

1612
01:05:43,280 --> 01:05:45,640
Speaker 1: It's your night, bood. Maybe the roommate's gonna be out.

1613
01:05:46,240 --> 01:05:48,120
Speaker 2: I hope, So, I hope, So, I hope they have

1614
01:05:48,240 --> 01:05:50,280
Speaker 2: some business tonight, because I don't you want to yell

1615
01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:52,760
Speaker 2: the night if roommates, well, this is gonna be the

1616
01:05:52,800 --> 01:05:53,200
Speaker 2: day after.

1617
01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:54,800
Speaker 3: But I was like, tell me who your roomates are.

1618
01:05:54,800 --> 01:05:56,280
Speaker 3: I'll tell him, like, hey, you want to come to

1619
01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:59,040
Speaker 3: a comedy shoot tonight, Tell many hours that you need

1620
01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:01,000
Speaker 3: them out the house and invite them somewhere.

1621
01:06:01,040 --> 01:06:02,400
Speaker 1: I might get them tickets to some ship.

1622
01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:05,360
Speaker 4: I'll get out and gone. You're playing for some dick tonight.

1623
01:06:05,440 --> 01:06:08,160
Speaker 2: Okay, you want to scream today, I have no further

1624
01:06:08,200 --> 01:06:12,280
Speaker 2: comment because you got to save your voice. Tell me

1625
01:06:12,320 --> 01:06:14,120
Speaker 2: how to show tonight one. I'm playing like I'm over

1626
01:06:14,160 --> 01:06:15,760
Speaker 2: here talking all this ship. I have a show too

1627
01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:20,680
Speaker 2: at La Ruge yesterday.

1628
01:06:20,720 --> 01:06:25,400
Speaker 1: It's a good show. But you have something coming up

1629
01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:29,040
Speaker 1: that's really beg prom y'all on my headline, Caroline on Broway.

1630
01:06:29,280 --> 01:06:31,040
Speaker 1: I can't even believe it. I can't believe it.

1631
01:06:31,080 --> 01:06:35,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, Tuesday, February nineteenth, seven thirty ten dollars tickets, ten

1632
01:06:35,480 --> 01:06:37,640
Speaker 2: dollar tickets, Becca, Becca.

1633
01:06:37,720 --> 01:06:38,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want to flop.

1634
01:06:38,560 --> 01:06:42,160
Speaker 3: Y'all come through, sure, Becca, She's hilarious. The jokes are

1635
01:06:42,280 --> 01:06:42,920
Speaker 3: very solid.

1636
01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:45,360
Speaker 2: We need y'all come more for the security reasons than

1637
01:06:45,480 --> 01:06:47,920
Speaker 2: anything because the white man with the judge dad might

1638
01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:50,440
Speaker 2: show up and he won't show.

1639
01:06:50,880 --> 01:06:53,520
Speaker 1: We don't have the time now, we don't. Okay, well

1640
01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:55,600
Speaker 1: I will what's your insta?

1641
01:06:56,160 --> 01:07:01,120
Speaker 2: Becca underscore O'Neil again on all social media and financial platforms.

1642
01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:03,280
Speaker 1: You want PayPal, you know, I'm not.

1643
01:07:04,240 --> 01:07:06,200
Speaker 3: I don't like the way you PayPal is set up,

1644
01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:08,919
Speaker 3: like it takes like two business day.

1645
01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:09,840
Speaker 1: I need my money now.

1646
01:07:10,080 --> 01:07:12,200
Speaker 2: Somebody paypaled me for a show the other day and

1647
01:07:12,240 --> 01:07:14,040
Speaker 2: I was like, here's my venmo and he was like,

1648
01:07:14,120 --> 01:07:14,760
Speaker 2: do you pay pal?

1649
01:07:15,160 --> 01:07:15,720
Speaker 1: PayPal?

1650
01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:19,640
Speaker 2: And I was like, wow, that's very like twenty fourteen

1651
01:07:19,680 --> 01:07:19,960
Speaker 2: of him.

1652
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:24,360
Speaker 1: I'm not in earlier than that. I feel like then,

1653
01:07:24,520 --> 01:07:27,280
Speaker 1: just like you go PayPal me twenty five dollars. Yeah, hello,

1654
01:07:27,840 --> 01:07:28,800
Speaker 1: fifty years old.

1655
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:31,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, I saw What year is it twenty twelve?

1656
01:07:32,200 --> 01:07:35,720
Speaker 2: Okay, well, Becca, I know you're gonna kill it, sopping

1657
01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:36,760
Speaker 2: we on the show together tonight.

1658
01:07:37,680 --> 01:07:40,600
Speaker 1: Who is on the show? Yeah, John Temple.

1659
01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:43,280
Speaker 4: Oh I saw him last night. You gonna see the

1660
01:07:43,360 --> 01:07:43,880
Speaker 4: same set.

1661
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:47,760
Speaker 2: Shout out to us doing the show the day, Yes,

1662
01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:50,440
Speaker 2: to disturb the show. Yes, before the podcast comes out,

1663
01:07:50,520 --> 01:07:53,600
Speaker 2: I get it. I hope you guys are listening to

1664
01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:55,480
Speaker 2: this podcast and you went pain because your back got

1665
01:07:55,480 --> 01:07:58,240
Speaker 2: blown out down city.

1666
01:07:58,240 --> 01:07:59,560
Speaker 4: Do you have anything coming up that you want to

1667
01:07:59,640 --> 01:08:00,680
Speaker 4: tell the listeners about?

1668
01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:04,640
Speaker 3: Uh no, I'm just being LA, So like, please tell

1669
01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:07,320
Speaker 3: all your March first on. Yes, So just make sure

1670
01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:09,240
Speaker 3: people come to the shows so that I don't and

1671
01:08:09,360 --> 01:08:11,240
Speaker 3: so I can look like I'm famous, you know, just

1672
01:08:11,280 --> 01:08:12,400
Speaker 3: show up. It's like you're a fan.

1673
01:08:12,440 --> 01:08:15,760
Speaker 2: It's Sydney, Foston City, Foston, It's Sydney, Washington dot com

1674
01:08:15,880 --> 01:08:16,920
Speaker 2: up and running.

1675
01:08:17,040 --> 01:08:17,439
Speaker 1: It is what.

1676
01:08:17,520 --> 01:08:19,439
Speaker 3: I ain't got no dates on there. I need to

1677
01:08:19,640 --> 01:08:21,240
Speaker 3: get it together before I come in.

1678
01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:24,759
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna. I think you made a flyer

1679
01:08:24,880 --> 01:08:27,439
Speaker 1: about your dates. Yeah, about your LA shows. Yeah yeah, yeah,

1680
01:08:27,439 --> 01:08:31,200
Speaker 1: it's not really a flyer though, she wrote them illustration.

1681
01:08:31,280 --> 01:08:35,160
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, sheproached them and then pasted the photos Sydney,

1682
01:08:35,160 --> 01:08:36,439
Speaker 2: I'm gonna need you to do your better friends.

1683
01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:39,720
Speaker 1: I liked it, but I hated it. I thought it

1684
01:08:39,920 --> 01:08:42,719
Speaker 1: was because you can't really read all of the stuff.

1685
01:08:42,760 --> 01:08:44,559
Speaker 4: You want people to be able to see it and

1686
01:08:44,640 --> 01:08:45,880
Speaker 4: know where they're going.

1687
01:08:45,880 --> 01:08:48,240
Speaker 1: Mind you. Yes.

1688
01:08:48,360 --> 01:08:50,800
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, people were tagging other people like, oh, we're going

1689
01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:52,439
Speaker 3: to this day on this day, and I was like,

1690
01:08:52,520 --> 01:08:54,960
Speaker 3: they could see all right, friend, I just Sydney Washington,

1691
01:08:55,640 --> 01:08:56,439
Speaker 3: Sidney Washington.

1692
01:08:56,240 --> 01:08:57,760
Speaker 2: Dot com needs to be a pardon so they can

1693
01:08:57,840 --> 01:08:59,479
Speaker 2: like see it. No, you're right, because this is gonna

1694
01:08:59,479 --> 01:09:01,760
Speaker 2: get buried in your Instagram feed.

1695
01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:04,960
Speaker 1: Yes, you're right. Okay, that's a friend, she's a friend. Yeah, yeah,

1696
01:09:05,120 --> 01:09:06,240
Speaker 1: business business.

1697
01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:14,720
Speaker 2: Bye guys, right comment subscribe. See you on February twenty

1698
01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:19,400
Speaker 2: fifth on Vice Live. Yeah Becca you February ninety Yes

1699
01:09:19,479 --> 01:09:22,960
Speaker 2: at Caroline's seven pm. Yes, Yes, and the code is

1700
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:26,280
Speaker 2: Becca for tenelo tic yeah tenoo tickets, Bye guys, Bye.

1701
01:09:27,840 --> 01:09:34,559
Speaker 1: Forever. This has been a Forever Dog production executive produced

1702
01:09:34,600 --> 01:09:38,800
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1703
01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:44,120
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1704
01:09:44,120 --> 01:09:47,960
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1705
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:50,960
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