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Speaker 1: It's time for us to start the show with a

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Speaker 1: segment that the broadcasters of America are calling quote less

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Speaker 1: than groundbreaking. In fact, it's barely even ground It's called

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Speaker 1: headlines only.

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Speaker 2: You remember how it works.

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Speaker 1: I'll read you a big news headline that we saw

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Speaker 1: in the media and give you zero other details about it.

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Speaker 3: All right, we wouldn't have read the article anyway, remember, Jeff,

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Speaker 3: that's right.

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Speaker 1: Don't even bother asking. Let's start with your first headline.

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Speaker 1: Only it says Target is now selling baby Stanley cups

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Speaker 1: and TikTokers are loving us.

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Speaker 2: Now do you need.

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Speaker 1: I do have pictures, but I can't show you because

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Speaker 1: it's headlines only.

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Speaker 2: Imagine now if.

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Speaker 1: I drop a photo on the ground, though, then sure

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Speaker 1: you could take a peek at it.

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Speaker 2: That doesn't count.

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Speaker 1: We gotta go to your next headline only crawl around

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Speaker 1: like an animal?

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Speaker 3: Is the hot new exercise trend?

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Speaker 2: What type of animal?

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Speaker 1: You asked, Jose, I know the answer, but you'll never

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Speaker 1: find out because it's headlines.

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Speaker 3: What else is in the news? Again, don't ask any questions.

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Speaker 3: These are only the headlines.

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Speaker 1: What else is in the news? Hate vegans? Billboards are

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Speaker 1: popping up in California. But they're actually being put up

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Speaker 1: by vegans. Why would vegans do this? Go to another

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Speaker 1: show to find that out, because we just say the

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Speaker 1: headlines and nothing more. Now for your final headlines only

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Speaker 1: headline fat Beach Day gives plus sized people a space

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Speaker 1: to themselves. I can't tell you more details, and I

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Speaker 1: especially can't tell you that they actually rope off little

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Speaker 1: spot in the sand for each large person to lie in.

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Speaker 1: Details like that are forbidden when we're doing headlines only.

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Speaker 3: That's that sounds very offensive. Yeah, I'm glad we don't details.

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Speaker 1: The only place details are allowed is during the shopgolling question.

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Speaker 3: Of the day.

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Speaker 1: So Jay, go ahead bore us with your petty, useless

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Speaker 1: details for your trivia.

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Speaker 2: Today we celebrate three birthdays of people you may or

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Speaker 2: may not know. Ariana Grande, Aubrey Plaza, and Abner double Day,

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Speaker 2: the inventor of baseball and cable cars. And actually he

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Speaker 2: fired the first Union shout of the Civil War as well.

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Speaker 1: Also sounds hotter than Ariana and Aubrey combine.

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Speaker 2: Big career for him. But what do all three of

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Speaker 2: those people have in common?

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Speaker 3: Who would ever know Jake?

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Speaker 2: Their first names all start with the letter A, and

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Speaker 2: that's why we're doing a special Most Famous A's edition

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Speaker 2: of plenty of twenty. Now I see Brooke reaching for

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Speaker 2: scratch paper. We're doing it a little differently than before,

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Speaker 2: So listen up for once. You all pick a number

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Speaker 2: between one through twenty and I'll give you a hint,

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Speaker 2: and you have to tell me who the famous A is. One.

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Speaker 2: We're taking Ariana and Aubrey off the list. Those were

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Speaker 2: numbers four and twenty, okay, so you can guess anything

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Speaker 2: other than those two happens all the twenty.

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Speaker 3: There's very many famous as.

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Speaker 2: Then we didn't even make the list. We'll start with

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Speaker 2: the female celebrity on this show who starts with an A.

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Speaker 2: Alexis Yeah, Alexis one. Give me a number one through

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Speaker 2: twenty and I'll give you your hint. Let's go ten. Number ten.

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Speaker 2: Your hint is Mama Mia. What famous A is that

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Speaker 2: connected to the main actress in it? Last year? It

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Speaker 2: can be more than a post. These are all persons, Brook,

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Speaker 2: I told you to listen. I thought it was going

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Speaker 2: to be sorry, that would have been good though. That's

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Speaker 2: basically I remember from that movie so well.

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Speaker 1: Meryl Streep right, Well, no, that's just her Hollywood name.

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Speaker 1: What's her real name? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe she's on Ashley j just one

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Speaker 2: name soccer player Ashley Ashley. Alexis went with Ashley. That

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Speaker 2: is incorrect. I was looking for star of Mean Girls

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Speaker 2: and Mama Mia Amanda Siphrey. That one was right there.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to brook I'm gonna go high. Give me

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Speaker 2: number two, number two. Your hint is pitt hint boy

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Speaker 2: to instantly get it. Yeah, I got this, Jack, angel Angelina, Angelina,

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Speaker 2: and Joey number two on the list, Brooks got it.

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Speaker 2: What were you gonna say, Jose? Other girl heard? Hopefully

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Speaker 2: she's on this list. My question, Jose, we're over to

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Speaker 2: you guess anything other than two, four, ten, and twenty.

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Speaker 3: I gotta go one.

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Speaker 2: I gotta go the easiest number one. Your clue is

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Speaker 2: hello easy. Oh oh my god.

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Speaker 3: I really didn't get it and I was like, god.

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Speaker 2: Now, Adele. Number one on my list of famous is Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: It's your turn. Give me a number.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna go hard. Give me number nineteen ninety.

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Speaker 2: Okay. Your hint is parks.

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Speaker 3: Parks and recreation. Yeah, that's what I think about. And

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Speaker 3: who's in that Amy.

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Speaker 2: Polar Amy Poler number nineteen right next to Aubrey Plaza.

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Speaker 3: We already did Aubrey Plaza. He gave you a one

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Speaker 3: word hint and you got it. That's right, right. Come on,

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Speaker 3: come on, Brook, step it up this time. Don't be

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Speaker 3: afraid and go for the easy answers.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Brooke, need a number from you? Don't

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Speaker 2: win out. I'm gonna go eight. Go wow, number eight. Brook,

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Speaker 2: Your hint is punked, Go number eight. Jose, need a

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Speaker 2: number from you?

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Speaker 3: Come on, Jose, don't be afraid.

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Speaker 2: Is number available?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: Eighteen would be the hardest.

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Speaker 2: No, I want easy, You want easy, man, Jose. Your

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Speaker 2: hint for number three is lay miz man. I don't

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Speaker 2: know this one. I just want to shout out. Also

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Speaker 2: Phantom of the Opera, which I love.

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Speaker 1: Okay, and I'm gonna sing until you stop me the fuck.

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Speaker 2: Okay, singing the Phantom of the Opera does not count

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Speaker 2: as mansa. I was looking for Anne Hathaway, star of

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Speaker 2: La Miss the movie. Okay, Jeffrey were down to you.

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Speaker 2: You get this wrong? And Brook wins.

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Speaker 3: Okay. Well, I don't shy away from difficult things. What

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Speaker 3: my co hosts do? Give me number seventeen, number two.

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Speaker 2: You want eighteen, it's even harder. No, I want seventeen

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Speaker 2: for my lucky NU number seventeen Jeffrey's lucky number. Only

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Speaker 2: your hint is base ball, Oh.

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Speaker 3: Easy, baseball?

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Speaker 2: Can I take it? Huh? You cannot? Brook, Thank you

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Speaker 2: for asking me. I think I know it.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'll go with like the home run champion of

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Speaker 1: all time, Hank Aaron eight er.

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Speaker 2: His name has two a's in his last Yeah, Hank

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Speaker 2: Aaron is not number seventeen. Alex Rodriguez a rod That's.

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Speaker 3: Not who I thought of it at all.

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Speaker 1: Oh, the guy who took steroids and cheated his way

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Speaker 1: through baseball.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, some other famous age you guys could have gotten.

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Speaker 2: Adam Sandler was up there, Ashley Olsen, Anna Kendrick, Adam Levine,

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Speaker 2: Al Pacino, Arnold Swarzenegger, Amberhard was on the list at thirteen,

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Speaker 2: Andy Samberg, Amy Adams, Aaron Paul and number eighteen was

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Speaker 2: asap rocky.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, Brooke is the one who comes out

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Speaker 1: on top of the a's, so she gets to choose

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Speaker 1: who's gonna get shocked while saying I want it that

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Speaker 1: way by Backstreet boys.

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Speaker 2: I'm definitely picking you for shaming everyone for their number choice.

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Speaker 3: Oh all right, for taking a risk. Well then we

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Speaker 3: got cocky yeah backfire.

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Speaker 1: Uh you are my fire the one, de Zi. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's your shock collar question of the day. We got

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Speaker 1: your phone tap coming out in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,